1 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:16,141 - This is a gift for your many years of service here. 2 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:17,976 - Wow. Thanks, Michael. 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,562 Can I just say that of all 4 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:24,315 the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot 5 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:28,153 worlds, you stand alone, my friend. 6 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,071 - Hello. - Hey. 7 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,532 Hi. Good to see you. 8 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,909 Just having a little exit interview. 9 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,661 - Yeah, I know. That's why I'm here. 10 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,830 - No, no, no. This is very boring stuff. 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,998 Why don't you take a tour? 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,166 Have you seen the baler? 13 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,752 No, I'll look at it later. 14 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:46,379 It's part of my job. 15 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,175 Okay. 16 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:52,969 - Did you need me to take notes? 17 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,305 - Hey Pam, stay. - Okay. 18 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:58,725 Um 19 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:03,438 Alright. Well, then I will proceed. 20 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,731 I just have some 21 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,734 questions that I was going to ask. 22 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,238 Um. 23 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,577 Who do you think you are? 24 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,584 I'm Toby. 25 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,796 Yeah, correct. 26 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,131 Um. 27 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,676 What gives? What... 28 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,595 What gives you the right? 29 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,933 I brought the binder. 30 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,685 Do you want to take a little look? 31 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,936 - Sure. You know what? 32 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,771 That sounds good. I'll take a little looksie. 33 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,107 - Here we go. - Thank you. 34 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:55,365 What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin? 35 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,075 - This place? Um, I got some ideas. 36 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,493 No, no, no, no, no, no. 37 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,162 No, I'm not asking it. I'm just reading it out loud. 38 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,206 I'd like to hear the answer. 39 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,253 - Well, let me see. I would, um... 40 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,806 (whispering) I'll kill you. 41 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,269 I guess everything's okay. 42 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,896 I made it this far, right? 43 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,606 What's the point? 44 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,775 - Toby, why don't you open your present? 45 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,612 - No, no, no, no, no. No, hey, hey, hey. 46 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,615 This might not be what I think that I don't even know 47 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,868 is in there because there are a lot of presents in my car 48 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,369 and I don't know which is which. 49 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,538 Suck on this. 50 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,335 What the hell is that? 51 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:49,419 - Michael? - That's, 52 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,421 what do you mean, Michael? 53 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,132 That's not even my handwriting. 54 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:58,261 Hey, what the hell is going on here? 55 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,180 Who thought it would be 56 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:03,975 hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going away gift? 57 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,393 - You did? - No! 58 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,979 - You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line. 59 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,065 - Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? 60 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,524 That is 61 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,528 a psych. 62 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,198 Psych. 63 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,367 So, that is not my real gift to Toby. 64 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,451 So, what is your gift? 65 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,453 My gift is forthcoming, Pam. 66 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,954 What is it? 67 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:31,586 - I am going to give Toby... - Your watch? 68 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:36,383 Yes, I am. 69 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,718 That was it. 70 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,346 - How did you know that? - I just knew. 71 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,140 - How did you know? - Oh, that is so sweet. 72 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,185 - Well, that's my watch. - Thanks. 73 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,354 I'm going to set it to Costa Rica time. 74 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,563 Hey, that's good. 75 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,108 - It's the kid, look, look, look, look. 76 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:56,528 Hey, it's the temp, look. 77 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,613 - Oh, my gosh. - It's the temp. 78 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,282 - Is that the police? - Yes. 79 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,867 Well, this is what happened. 80 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,619 Ryan's big project was 81 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,872 the web site, which wasn't doing so well. 82 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,290 So, Ryan, 83 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,544 to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. 84 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,212 Once as office sales, and once 85 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,047 as web site sales, which is what we refer 86 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,050 to in the business as misleading the shareholders. 87 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,928 Another good term is fraud. 88 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,725 The real crime, I think, was the beard. 89 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,894 (upbeat theme music) 90 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:51,249 - Oh, my God, Ryan. - Oh, my God. 91 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,084 - Troy, do you know anything about this? 92 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,294 Maybe I do. 93 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,463 - Maybe I do. Enough of your magical riddles. 94 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,342 {\an8}- I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison. 95 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,885 {\an8}I'm going to wear my hottest 96 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,763 {\an8}tracksuit and get my hair done and then be like, Hi, Ryan. 97 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,431 {\an8}And then all the other prisoners are going to be 98 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,976 {\an8}like, damn, Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. 99 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,603 {\an8}Oh, I would've never treated her so 100 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,772 {\an8}bad when I was outside of prison. 101 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,360 Play it again. 102 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,279 - [Holly] What's protocol on this? 103 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,698 {\an8}- Don't really do nothing, I guess. 104 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,329 (knock at the door) 105 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,831 {\an8}Michael, are you okay? 106 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,292 {\an8}- I'm just worried about my friend. 107 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,919 {\an8}Of course, you are. 108 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,879 I'm fine. 109 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,465 {\an8}I'm holding it together. I have a business to run. 110 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,966 No, hey, stop. 111 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,678 You can let yourself be upset. He's your friend. 112 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,976 You know what I usually find? 113 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,979 {\an8}Holly is sweet and simple. 114 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,898 {\an8}Like a lady baker. 115 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:01,569 {\an8}I would not be surprised to find out that she had 116 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,030 {\an8}worked in a bakery before coming here. 117 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,740 {\an8}She's that kind of warmth. 118 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,621 {\an8}I'm pretty sure she's baked on a professional level. 119 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:15,583 {\an8}- And if the food stations are here and here. 120 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,710 {\an8}No, 121 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,878 {\an8}here and here. 122 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,172 Drinks here, then people can mingle. 123 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,091 But then where would the band go? 124 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,761 - What about there? - No, Bob. 125 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,555 I don't know. 126 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:29,848 It's times like these. 127 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,475 I wish my mother were with me right now. 128 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,271 She'd show me what to do, but that's stupid. 129 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,731 She's not here. 130 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,362 She's at Water Aerobics for the next 45 minutes. 131 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,239 - Phyllis, is that going to be enough food? 132 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,699 - That's all I have in the budget. 133 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,660 - Is it just a matter of money? 134 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,913 Oh, Bob. 135 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,042 Anything for my lovely. 136 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,877 What would I do without you? 137 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,171 - I hope you never have to find out. 138 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,923 See you at the party. 139 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:06,968 Play it again. 140 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,060 Hey, I got all your texts. 141 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,103 - What's up? - Darryl. 142 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,698 Ryan thinks he's so cool 143 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,117 getting carted off to prison in a designer suit. 144 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:33,536 Well, guess what. You'll get yours one day, Ryan. 145 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,289 - Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan? 146 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,791 Absolutely. 147 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,213 (clears throat) 148 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,256 Right to voicemail. 149 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,968 Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what? 150 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:51,680 Totally disregard that last voicemail because you 151 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,556 obviously have your hands tied. 152 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,974 Good luck. 153 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,813 ** 154 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,775 Cool. A bouncy house. 155 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,902 - Kevin, take your shoes off first. 156 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,822 ** 157 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,783 No antigravity machine, huh? 158 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,327 - Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real. 159 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,204 - Ferris wheel is pretty cool, though. 160 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,832 - Wow. Look at our parking lot. 161 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,001 Yeah, who would've thought? 162 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:27,841 ** 163 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,095 - Is Jim going to propose tonight? 164 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,763 He is, isn't he? 165 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,223 No, he's not. 166 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,267 Is he? 167 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,814 - Oh, he didn't just eat, did he? 168 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,692 - I don't know. He's kind of always eating. 169 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,821 - You know, there's not enough barbecue sauce for the ribs. 170 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,865 - Can one of you pick up some more? 171 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:53,199 Phyllis? 172 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,953 I'll take care of it. I mean, you can't throw 173 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,539 a party without the help of the committee, can you? 174 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,833 - That would be terrific, Angela. 175 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,501 It would really mean a lot. 176 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,003 It's no problem, Phyllis. 177 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,925 ** 178 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,555 ** 179 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,434 - Why don't we eat more corn dogs? They're delicious. 180 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,936 - Totally. They're the best. - Corn dogs should be 181 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,564 the standard. Corn dogs should be called hot dogs. 182 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,067 And hot dogs should be called bad dogs. 183 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,569 - Why don't we make corn burgers? 184 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,321 - What a messed-up world. 185 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,116 - Seriously, do you like my idea? 186 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,702 Corn burgers? 187 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,038 - Hey, why don't we go on the Ferris wheel? 188 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,123 - Yeah? - Yeah. 189 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,795 ** 190 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,215 Hey, Creed. 191 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,593 - Hey. - Go, go, go. Jim, shut it. 192 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,596 - Creed, I think Pam and I were just going to... 193 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,099 - Shut it, Thank you. 194 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:06,022 ** 195 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,696 What do we have? 196 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,073 They say that they have ribs on the way. 197 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,658 Oh, yeah. 198 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,577 But if you line up enough corn dogs, it looks just like ribs. 199 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,330 - Yes, that's true. - Can't beat a corn dog. 200 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,667 - Yes, you can't. I'll have 50 corn dogs, sir? 201 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:30,880 So, I'm going to start walking around, I guess. 202 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,927 Heading in a direction a lot of different... 203 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,762 Which way? Which way should I head? 204 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,597 - Do you think? - That way? 205 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,934 - No, I'm not gonna... - That way? 206 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,145 All right, that sounds good. 207 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,772 - It was a pretty good company 208 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,691 but I just couldn't see a future there. 209 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,110 They kept hiring from the outside. 210 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,321 It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up. 211 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,614 That's what she... 212 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,700 A lot of places are like that. 213 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,203 - I think it's really cool you hired Kevin. 214 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,663 Thanks. 215 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,127 ** 216 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,839 Now? 217 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,260 ** 218 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,305 - You have it? - Almost. 219 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,686 - Here we go. Here we go. Put it in. 220 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,441 That's my car. 221 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,028 Hey, what are you doing? 222 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,113 Mose! 223 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,365 - What the hell is going on here? 224 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,991 - Nothing you need to know the details about. 225 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,409 - There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight! 226 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,660 No, there's not. 227 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,662 - Why did you do that? - It was playful hazing. 228 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,457 - No, there's no such thing as playful hazing. 229 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,168 Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. 230 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,796 Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now. 231 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,339 And maybe if you look at her 232 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,384 deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. 233 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:02,597 And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. 234 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,433 Holly is the best thing 235 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,647 that has happened to this company since World War II. 236 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,066 50 years. She is the best. 237 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,027 Take care of that. All right? 238 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,987 - It's not rabid. - Shh. 239 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,864 - Thanks for bringing that up. 240 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,658 Get it out. Come on, get out. 241 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,702 - I'm really sorry. - Michael, 242 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,496 thank you so much for saying that. 243 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,249 I feel so welcome here. 244 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,422 Um, excuse me. 245 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,677 - Did you see that? Did you see it? 246 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,095 Did you see what? 247 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,930 Wow, wee. 248 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,349 Well, Jan didn't believe 249 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:50,020 in showing affection, so sometimes I don't know how 250 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,063 to react when her girl touches me. 251 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:56,443 Oh, I like it. (laughs) 252 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,906 - Hey, Mrs. Vance, we're all out. 253 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,118 - Hey, Angela, we need the barbecue sauce. 254 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,161 Wow. 255 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,872 Did I forget to buy more? 256 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,331 Now you know what it feels 257 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,917 like to have an incompetent assistance. 258 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,212 ** 259 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,382 - Hey, Kev, I need you to do me 260 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,385 a solid and go buy some more barbecue sauce. 261 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,929 Okay. 262 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,895 - Cool. You drive your own car? 263 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,147 Yup, this is my car. 264 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,399 Do you drive your own car? 265 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:41,154 - Yup, just like you. - Okay, Bye. 266 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,489 Bye. 267 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:48,078 Kevin, I'm really proud of you. 268 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,834 I need you to make 269 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,295 an announcement that this party is a disaster. 270 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,382 - But I don't think it's a disaster. 271 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,717 I think it's fun and I like the food. 272 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,761 - Deep fried Twinkies. It's gross. 273 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,429 - Is that what that is? - Yes. 274 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,972 - You know what? I didn't try those. 275 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,474 I can try this 276 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,518 Ugh. 277 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,521 Fried Twinkies. You kidding me? 278 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,148 Starting to wonder about the food in this place. 279 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,068 Oh, God, that is so good. 280 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,698 - All right, let's hear it for Phyllis 281 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,908 for this awesome party, huh? 282 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,077 Probably the best one that we've ever had. 283 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,537 (applause and cheering) 284 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:34,416 But the real reason that we are here is to say goodbye 285 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:38,253 to a guy who we will probably never, ever see again. 286 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,671 And who will probably never 287 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:44,592 even visit because Puerto Rico is so very far away. 288 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,346 I would like to bring up Toby Flenderson. 289 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,016 Come on up here. Come on. No, no, no. 290 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,934 - No, that's okay. - Toby. 291 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:59,232 [Everyone] Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby. 292 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,110 - Toby has written a fantastic speech for you. 293 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,362 He spent a year on it. 294 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,031 It's very funny and charming 295 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,533 and heartwarming, and it rhymes. 296 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,578 And if it's not any good, he has instructed us all 297 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,748 to storm the stage and beat him to a bloody pulp. 298 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:15,790 No. (laughs) 299 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,834 So, take it away, Toby! 300 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,420 Woo! (clapping) 301 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:23,131 Well, uh, okay. 302 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,801 It's really great to be here tonight. 303 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:31,765 The Ferris wheel, the band, and the low sunlight. 304 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,684 I'll miss you all when I go to Costa Rica. 305 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,644 And if I keep drinking beer 306 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,522 like this, I'm going to have to take a leak-a. 307 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,940 (laughter) 308 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,984 - On a more personal note, I just want to say thanks. 309 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,987 No matter what was going on in my life, 310 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,531 my divorce or the custody 311 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,575 battle or that thing with my sister, 312 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,287 it was just nice knowing I had a supportive place to come to. 313 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,373 - Okay, play the cut off music. - No. 314 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,999 - I'm going to really miss going 315 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,502 to Beers with you guys every Tuesday night. 316 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,087 Yeah. 317 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,215 - And lastly, I'd love to urge you to keep up with my fight, 318 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,134 to have the building checked for radon gas. 319 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,136 You know, It's a real serious matter. 320 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,347 And every time I try to have the... 321 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,016 - Blah, blah, blah, overstaying your welcome. 322 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,685 Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it moving. 323 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,436 Toby, everybody 324 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,854 (applause) 325 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,690 - Now a lot of you know that I 326 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,317 - am an accomplished songwriter. - Song, parody writer. 327 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,404 - I have done things like Beers in Heaven. 328 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,323 - Classic. - Or Total Eclipse of the Fart 329 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,450 - I like that one. - I love them to sing them, 330 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,620 but I am not going to be doing that today. 331 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,746 I am going to be doing 332 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,457 something I wrote specifically for Toby. 333 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,292 Do you know, um? 334 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,170 - Goodbye Stranger. Supertramp? - Yeah. 335 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,964 ** 336 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,508 * It was early morning, yesterday * 337 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,095 * I was up before the dawn * 338 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,434 * and I really have enjoyed my stay * 339 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,603 * Toby must be moving on * 340 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,648 When I had my colitis. 341 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,108 Toby was very helpful. 342 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,403 He gave me seven weeks off. When I had my acid reflux, 343 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:12,407 Toby was not as helpful, so, I'm mixed on Toby. 344 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,576 I gave Toby my buddy Jorge's 345 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,703 number in Costa. He'll hook Toby up with everything. 346 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,329 Cable TV, women. 347 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,458 Oh, and this amazing coffee to snort. 348 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,918 Toby seemed like a nice guy. 349 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,129 I never actually talked to him. 350 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,423 About five years after we started working together, 351 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,384 we were alone in the kitchen, and I almost said something 352 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,387 to him, but by then it seemed 353 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,223 there were more than enough people to talk to already. 354 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:41,102 * Goodbye Toby, it's been nice * 355 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,356 * Hope you find your paradise * 356 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,149 I'm going to miss Toby. 357 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:50,111 He has a nice, calming presence in the office. 358 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,613 And don't tell him I said 359 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,074 this, but I always thought he was kind of cute. 360 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:58,244 * Come tomorrow, feel no pain * 361 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,499 * Feel no pain * 362 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:10,298 * Toby, Toby, Toby * 363 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,301 * Toby's going away! See ya * 364 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,346 * He's outta here, see ya. He's outta here * 365 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:22,894 * Goodbye Toby, Goodbye Toby, Goodbye Toby * 366 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,355 * Goodbye Toby * 367 00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,899 - Toby is very old. I think that it's good 368 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,528 that he's going to do some things before he, you know, 369 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,987 dies. 370 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,406 I'm going to cry now. 371 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,409 - The Finer Things Club is going to have a spot to fill. 372 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,743 The candidates are Kevin, 373 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,330 Stanley, Meredith, Creed, Phyllis, Angela, uh, 374 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:46,251 we may have to change it to just The Things Club. 375 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:48,211 Toby is the flu. 376 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,714 When the flu is attacking your body and making you sick 377 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,174 and making you nauseous and throwing up all over 378 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:57,345 the place, you have to sweat it out. 379 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,597 And I had to sweat out Toby. 380 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,850 And I feel much better now. 381 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,728 Not bad. 382 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,646 Oh, hey, thanks. 383 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,982 - Someday I would love to hear Beers in Heaven. 384 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:09,983 Oh, okay. 385 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,944 Yeah, well, actually, too soon. 386 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,780 It's very sexual. 387 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,073 (cell phone ringing) 388 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,324 Sorry. 389 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,535 Kevin. 390 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,954 Kevin, where are you? 391 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,497 You missed my song, buddy. 392 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,416 - Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. 393 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:27,917 You have to come down here. 394 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:28,918 Just pay for it and we'll 395 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,128 reimburse you when you get back. 396 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,838 No, I brought my money. 397 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,965 Michael, there's something that you need to see. 398 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,009 - What is it? - Just hurry. 399 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,386 Is he okay? 400 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,555 - Yeah, he's at the supermarket, he needs me. 401 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,016 - The party, driving to the supermarket, 402 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,309 it's a big day for him. 403 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,436 Yeah, that's true. 404 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:47,896 Don't move a muscle. 405 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,815 I will be back momentarily, all right? 406 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,444 Finish your drink. Okay. I'll be back. 407 00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:00,408 ** 408 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,079 [Jan] It was good to see you. 409 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,791 - It was great to see Jan. - Wow, okay. 410 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,252 - Hello, Jan. - Hello, Michael. 411 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,463 - Wow. Kevin really? 412 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,091 Sorry, we're in the middle of a party. 413 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,258 Is this why you called me down here? 414 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,427 Yeah, Michael, I just, uh... 415 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,597 I think you kids have a lot to catch up on. 416 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,099 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 417 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,643 - Thanks, Kevin. Um... 418 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,069 I can't believe it. 419 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,322 Look at you. Are you nauseous? 420 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,658 - No. - Do you have cravings? 421 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,035 You never touched my Propecia or my Accutane, did you? 422 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,245 - No. - Good. 423 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,206 Thank God. Cause that's. Wow. 424 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,332 I'm so happy. 425 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,668 - I am so deliriously happy? - Why? 426 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,212 - Because you're pregnant. And because it obviously 427 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,213 happened when we were together. 428 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,382 And I am very. 429 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,718 - Yeah, it did happen when we were together. 430 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,846 That's true, but you... 431 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,598 are not... 432 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,768 uh, you're not the dad. 433 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,780 You cheated on me? 434 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,742 When I specifically asked you not to? 435 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,954 - No, I did not. I did not cheat on you. 436 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,456 I did not. 437 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,668 Okay, so it's not mine. 438 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,378 And it's not somebody else's. 439 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:38,715 So, I know 440 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,260 the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so, 441 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,721 I went to a sperm bank. 442 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,141 - You did? - Yeah. 443 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,851 - When we were going out? 444 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,269 Uh, yeah. 445 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,063 I don't understand. 446 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,815 You always used to be very cautious. 447 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,651 Wear two condoms. 448 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,154 You'd rather have somebody else's sperm than my sperm? 449 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,866 - No, no, no. It's not just any sperm bank. 450 00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:09,454 I mean, this is a really great place. It's amazing 451 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,414 actually. I'm going to bring you the catalog. 452 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,832 You should look through it. 453 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,292 And in fact, it's right next 454 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,796 to that little breakfast place that you like in the city 455 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,547 where you can draw on the tables. 456 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,466 - IHop. - IHop. 457 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,843 If I was 22 and I had lots 458 00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,638 of time to have lots of children, then sure. 459 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,972 Let's let Michael have a shot at one of them. 460 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,809 But honestly, I need to make this one count. 461 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,602 That's really good. 462 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:36,189 I feel so much better to get all that out on the table. 463 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,565 I'm glad you told me. 464 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,025 - Look, I don't know what you're 465 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,027 going to be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class 466 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:45,323 in Allentown, and you could come. 467 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:50,120 I usually use a foam noodle instead of a partner. 468 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,042 - Um, I'll... I'll have to think about it. 469 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,045 Okay. 470 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:03,049 My whole life, I 471 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,510 have known two things. 472 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,805 I love sex, and I want to have kids. 473 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,432 And I always thought 474 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,684 that those two things would go hand in hand. 475 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,229 But now I think it might be one or the other. 476 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,190 Oh look, they're starting. 477 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,443 (explosion) 478 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,070 (firework crackling) 479 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,906 (clapping and cheering) 480 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,243 (firework crackling) ** 481 00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:36,666 * I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy * 482 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,085 - Well, I hope you had fun today 483 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:42,213 because you're never, ever throwing a party again. 484 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:48,845 * To have a girl like her is truly a dream come true * 485 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,431 (firework exploding) 486 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:59,481 * Out of all the fellows in the world she belongs to me * 487 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,483 (firework explosion) 488 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:05,236 * Well it was just my imagination * 489 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,279 Hey 490 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,782 - Can I have your attention, please? 491 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,868 I was waiting for the right 492 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:15,246 time to do this, and I can't think of a better 493 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,583 time than right now with the music playing and all 494 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:22,420 our friends around and fireworks going off. 495 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,172 My parents are here. 496 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,924 Andrew and Ellen Bernard. 497 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,843 Thank you for sharing in this joyous moment. 498 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:33,139 Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me on stage? 499 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,727 Okay, then I will come to you, my flower. 500 00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,313 Dammit! 501 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:44,943 Angela. 502 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:49,280 Will you do me the honor 503 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:55,662 of giving me your tiny hand in marriage? 504 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,005 Okay. 505 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,590 Into the mic, sweetie. 506 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:11,136 - I said, okay. - She said, yes. 507 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,595 (faint clapping) 508 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:15,306 And the crowd goes wild. 509 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,685 Woo! (clears throat) 510 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:22,397 ** 511 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,024 (sigh) 512 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,818 I've been carrying that ring 513 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:30,697 around in my wallet for six years because you don't know 514 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,073 when you're going to meet the right girl. 515 00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:34,409 And the moment is going to be right. 516 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:37,370 And tonight, with the fireworks 517 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:42,667 and the music and everything, it was right. 518 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,253 - Can I be a bridesmaid? - No. 519 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:49,424 ** 520 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:53,136 Well, 521 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,182 it's my own fault. 522 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,351 * * 523 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:04,022 - Dude, I'm... I'm engaged. 524 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,524 - I know, it's awesome man. It's great. 525 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:09,319 Mr. Andrew Bernard. 526 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,322 It's got a nice ring to it. 527 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:17,702 - Hey. Hey, you know, I just realized uh, 528 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,871 I don't have a picture of the two of us. 529 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,956 - Oh, yeah. - Could we? 530 00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:24,334 - Sure. Meredith, do you mind? 531 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:27,170 Okay. 532 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,757 One, two, three. ** 533 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:33,885 Let's do it again. 534 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,387 Pam, your smile was weird. 535 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,722 - Its digital so, take as many as you want. 536 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,016 ** 537 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,893 One, two, three. (camera clicks) 538 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:44,854 One, two, three. (camera clicks) 539 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:46,231 I don't know, I just, 540 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,901 I really thought Jim was going to propose tonight. 541 00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:54,864 - Hey, there. - Hey. 542 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,658 - So, you missed something really big? 543 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:57,826 - Yeah. - Yeah. 544 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,619 Andy proposed to one of your accountants. 545 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,079 Oh, wow. 546 00:27:01,121 --> 00:27:02,997 I mean, that's as specific as I can be on my first day. 547 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:05,625 - Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. 548 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,544 I can also see him proposing to Oscar. 549 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,089 So, you know 550 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:15,510 somehow, after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. 551 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,512 I was thinking of maybe going 552 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,098 off campus somewhere and getting some dessert. 553 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,767 Oh, well, you know what? 554 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,936 You should go to the Glider Diner. 555 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:26,980 Ask Stanley about that. 556 00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:29,941 - Practically lives there. - Okay. 557 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,318 - I'll go to the diner with you. 558 00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,154 That would be great. 559 00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:36,740 We can go eat pie. 560 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,993 - I love pie. - Me too. 561 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,370 - Have a good night. - Okay. 562 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,496 Bye. 563 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,216 Yeah, it was a good day. 564 00:27:55,258 --> 00:27:57,886 I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? 565 00:27:58,345 --> 00:27:59,637 Well, I should go? 566 00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:01,431 I got to buckle him in. 567 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,853 Well, this is it. 568 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,855 I am here to see you off. 569 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:12,233 - Thanks. Really Michael? 570 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,611 - Sorry, Corporate policy. - It's not. 571 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:15,945 You might take something. 572 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:17,489 - I don't think he's going to take anything. 573 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,240 - Okay, security guard. 574 00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:22,410 (watch beeping) 575 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,454 - Some kind of alarm. - Okay. 576 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:29,959 Hi, Jan, it's Michael. I just, um, 577 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,003 I just want to let you know 578 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:36,383 that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. 579 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:41,638 And if there's any details you need to fill me in on like, 580 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:45,725 what exactly Lamaze is, that would be great. 581 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,937 And I will see you tomorrow morning. 582 00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:58,238 I am going to be kind of a Daddy. 583 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:06,913 - Party planning is a real high. 584 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,456 Like a runner's high. 585 00:29:11,668 --> 00:29:15,463 (crashing sound) (moaning) 586 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:22,053 (heavy breathing) 587 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:26,516 (Gasp) (thumping sound) 588 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,687 (upbeat theme music)