1 00:02:28,942 --> 00:02:30,400 In the Iate 20th century, 2 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:33,904 hostile forces inside the United States grow strong. 3 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:35,948 The city of Los AngeIes 4 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:38,992 is ravaged by crime and immoraIity. 5 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:41,787 To protect and defend its citizens, 6 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,248 the United States Police Force is formed. 7 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:48,502 A presidential candidate predicts a millennium earthquake 8 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,963 will destroy L.A. in divine retribution. 9 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,965 Like the mighty fist of God, 10 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:56,134 Armageddon will descend upon the city of Los Angeles, 11 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:59,805 the city of sin, the city of Gomorrah, the city of Sodom, 12 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:06,603 and waters will arise and separate this sinful, sinful city from our country. 13 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,941 An earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale 14 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:16,446 hits at 12:59 p.m., August 22, in the year 2000. 15 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:00,324 After the devastation, the Constitution is amended 16 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:03,869 and the newly elected president accepts a lifetime term of office. 17 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:08,081 The country's capital is relocated from Washington, D.C., 18 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:11,001 to the President's hometown of Lynchburg, Virginia. 19 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:15,923 Los Angeles lsland is declared no longer part of the United States 20 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:18,759 and becomes the deportation point for all people 21 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:23,221 found undesirable or unfit to live in the new, moral America. 22 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:26,141 The United States Police Force, like an army, 23 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,226 is encamped along the shoreline, 24 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:31,271 making any escape from L.A. impossible. 25 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:33,607 From the southeastern hills of Orange County 26 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,776 to the northwestern shore of Malibu, 27 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,695 the great wall excludes L.A. from the mainland. 28 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:44,201 The President's first act as permanent Commander-in-Chief is Directive 17. 29 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,621 Once an American loses his or her citizenship, 30 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:50,207 they are deported to this island of the damned, 31 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:51,708 and they never come back. 32 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:10,978 Attention. We are on tactical alert. Remain at battle stations. 33 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:13,563 l repeat, remain at battle stations. 34 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:54,187 This is the Police Channel and this is prime news. 35 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:56,606 ln a late-breaking story, the force has announced 36 00:05:56,691 --> 00:06:02,696 the arrival of the most notorious outlaw in United States history at Firebase 7, 37 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,949 the Deportation Center for Los Angeles lsland. 38 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:09,036 Now this on-the-scene report. 39 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,164 War hero. Criminal. The force's most wanted man. 40 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:14,624 Convicted of 27 moral crimes. 41 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:17,669 Arrested two weeks ago on a charge of gun fighting for profit 42 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:20,672 in New Vegas, Thailand, U.S. Territory. 43 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:24,926 lt's been 16 years since his famous rescue in New York, 44 00:06:25,011 --> 00:06:26,428 and the reports of Plissken sightings 45 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,305 have remained constant during that time. 46 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,848 Commander? 47 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:32,100 We're still getting a trace from the rescue team, sir. 48 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:36,646 -Stationary signal? -lt has not moved from this location. 49 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:41,485 That means he's hiding, captured or dead. 50 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,780 -So we go with Plissken? -He's all we've got. 51 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:14,851 Hello, Plissken. Welcome to L.A. 52 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,026 Come on. Move it. 53 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:31,451 -That's Snake Plissken? -What did you expect? 54 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,705 l don't know. He just looks so retro. Kind of 20th century. 55 00:07:36,124 --> 00:07:38,625 Good old days. Let's get going. 56 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,002 The people of the United States have waited a long time 57 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:43,797 -for this criminal. -Move out! 58 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:46,800 You are now entering the Deportation Center. 59 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,844 You have been found guilty of moral crimes 60 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:51,346 against the United States of America 61 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,516 and sentenced to permanent expulsion beyond its borders. 62 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:58,270 Any failure to comply with processing instructions 63 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:00,480 will be met with use of force. 64 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:05,610 Take a look at them, Plissken. Prostitutes, atheists, runaways. 65 00:08:05,695 --> 00:08:07,529 We're throwing out the trash. 66 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:13,702 "S.D. Bob Plissken, Special Forces." Two Purple Hearts. 67 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:16,121 Youngest man ever decorated by the President. 68 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:21,084 Rescued a different President in '97. So what happened to you, war hero? 69 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:24,296 You were the best we had. Now you're just like one of them. 70 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:27,090 You had it all, and you turned away from your country. 71 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:31,136 Why? The whole nation's watching, 72 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:35,640 every good and decent person who works hard and follows the rules. 73 00:08:36,267 --> 00:08:39,477 Be my guest. What do you have to say, Plissken? 74 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,522 Call me Snake. 75 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:50,030 You are now entering the processing area. 76 00:08:50,615 --> 00:08:54,034 The next scheduled departure to L.A. is in one hour. 77 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:57,746 Get over there! 78 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,591 You now have the option to repent of your sins 79 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:12,093 and be electrocuted on the premises. 80 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,888 lf you elect this option, 81 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,849 notify the cleric sergeant in your processing area. 82 00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:10,902 How's it going, hotshot? 83 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:18,785 You know, l got to admit, l thought we had you in Cleveland. 84 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:23,873 -Come on. Tell me. How'd you do it? -Get to the deal. 85 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:27,377 -What? -You need me for something. What is it? 86 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,712 Show him. 87 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,774 At 1 030 hours, Wednesday, 88 00:10:49,859 --> 00:10:50,859 a group of government officials 89 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,153 began a tour of the Benford Space Defense Lab. 90 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,323 The President's daughter Utopia was among them. 91 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:57,449 Somehow during the tour, 92 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:00,201 she came into possession of a top-secret prototype unit. 93 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:01,995 One hour later, 94 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,747 she boarded Air Force Three for Lynchburg. 95 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:08,793 To the American people, now is the time to rise up 96 00:11:08,878 --> 00:11:11,087 and demand the surrender of the President 97 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:15,759 and his corrupt theocracy of lies and terror! 98 00:11:16,177 --> 00:11:19,387 At 1 140 hours, she hijacked Air Force Three. 99 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:26,353 We scanned this onto the VR. Check it out. 100 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:31,316 Today is day one of a brand-new world. 101 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,818 The days of empire are finished. 102 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,155 To the President, my father. 103 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:41,868 You know what's in here, and unless you open your borders, 104 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:46,539 allow all the wrongfully accused to return to their country, 105 00:11:46,624 --> 00:11:51,127 l will use this on you and on the United States. 106 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,682 Her emergency escape pod landed somewhere in L.A. 107 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:09,145 Her ELT signal ceased immediately. After that, silence. 108 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,314 We sent in a five-man rescue team. 109 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:13,733 Within a few hours of landing on the island, 110 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,402 all but one of them was killed. 111 00:12:15,486 --> 00:12:16,694 One hell of a team. 112 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:19,489 -Skip the commentary, Plissken. -Snake. 113 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,866 Call me Snake. 114 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,577 Get on with it. 115 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:28,081 Right after her sister committed suicide, Utopia began to withdraw from life 116 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,417 into her virtual reality simulator. 117 00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:32,460 She'd punch up her own little world in cyberspace 118 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,504 and stay in it for days at a time. 119 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,631 Somebody else was in there with her. 120 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,883 Utopia made tapes of her VR experiences 121 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,593 and then tried to erase them, 122 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,804 but she missed one five-second image. 123 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,639 We ran a data scan 124 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,308 and found this fragment on the end of her last tape. 125 00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:52,188 Cuervo Jones. Peruvian terrorist. Member of the Shining Path. 126 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:57,068 Runs the Mescalito Justice, the biggest, baddest gang in L.A. 127 00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:02,740 Somehow, Cuervo Jones managed to tap into the VR master data bank. 128 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,785 Utopia was lonely, looking for something to believe in, 129 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,371 and so he used her to steal the black box. 130 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:12,792 -Sad story. You got a smoke? -This is serious, Plissken. 131 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,921 The black box is a matter of national security. 132 00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:19,757 lt looks like it belongs to Utopia's lover-boy now. 133 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:25,221 -Yeah. We want it back. -l'll bet. 134 00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,099 What's it do? 135 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:32,270 Top secret. Only on a need-to-know. 136 00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,149 Evidently, l don't need to know, so fuck you. l'm going to Hollywood. 137 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:40,445 lf you go into L.A., bring back the black box, 138 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:43,948 and you will receive a full pardon for every immoral act 139 00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,701 you have ever committed in the United States. 140 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,580 -Sounds familiar. -An immediate answer. 141 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,209 Yes or no? 142 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,798 -Who are you? -l'm your president. 143 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,968 l understand you got some domestic problems. 144 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,931 Put that black box in my hand, and you're a free man. 145 00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:15,271 l can see you're real concerned about your daughter. 146 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,775 Utopia is lost to me. My daughter is gone. 147 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:22,028 -Last chance, hotshot. -For what? 148 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:28,159 -Freedom, sir. -ln America? That died a long time ago. 149 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,704 All right. l've heard enough of this. Explain to this foot soldier 150 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,124 why he's going to do what we tell him to do. 151 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,381 -What's he talking about? -The Plutoxin 7 virus. 152 00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:46,302 Genetically engineered. 1 00% pure death. 153 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,680 Complete nervous system shutdown. 154 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:52,183 You crash. You bleed out like a stuck pig. 155 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,269 lt's not a pretty sight. 156 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:56,980 l see. 157 00:14:57,982 --> 00:15:00,692 You figure you inject that shit into me and l'll do whatever you want, 158 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,235 just like New York? 159 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:04,779 -You got it, Snake. -One question. 160 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,991 Which one of you assholes gets to die trying to stick me? 161 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,661 You don't understand. lt's already in you. 162 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,668 Catches on quick, doesn't he? 163 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,882 Your countdown clock is now activated. 164 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,095 Designer viruses, Plissken. Wave of the future. 165 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,348 Right now you've got less than 1 0 hours to live. 166 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,726 lt's already moving through your bloodstream. 167 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,353 Go ahead. Put your hand on that touch pad. 168 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:44,110 Of course, there is an antidote 169 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,363 and it neutralizes the virus immediately upon injection. 170 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,492 Which l will personally authorize once your mission is completed. 171 00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:59,083 The man is too dumb to survive L.A. 172 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:04,005 We're holograms, Plissken. Give us a little credit. 173 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,923 We're not that stupid. 174 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,723 Get this crap out of me. 175 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,226 l guess we've got a deal. 176 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,277 Nice to be working with you, hotshot. 177 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,240 You'd better hope l don't make it back. 178 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:33,701 All of you. 179 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:40,917 Core burner. Magnesium ammo. Five hundred extra rounds. 180 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,504 Oral projectile. Mouth dart. The dart is filled with urolyde. 181 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,005 lt will stun the enemy for several seconds. 182 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,507 Every member of the rescue team 183 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,176 had a tracking chip implanted in his arm. 184 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,345 l think one of them might still be alive. 185 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 Use the tracer in your watch to locate him. 186 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:57,975 This is a holocam. lt's a portable holographic camera. 187 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,061 lt'll project your image up to a half mile away. 188 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,355 1 00% audio send and receive capabilities. 189 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,899 lt's a prototype. Confuse and deceive the enemy. 190 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,235 Now, it has a mini-nuke battery good for about 8 minutes, 191 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,112 but you can only use it once. 192 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,947 So you better save it for when it counts. 193 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,829 Stick matches. Plain, old-fashioned stick matches. 194 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,455 Never know when you might need them. 195 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:26,295 -Where are my guns? -l thought you might want those. 196 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:37,265 Stealth clothing. Fire retardant, nullifies heat detection. 197 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:39,142 Put them on. 198 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,026 -l'll take the coat. -You'll take them all. 199 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:45,583 All right. Listen up, Plissken. L.A.'s being primed as a beachhead 200 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,293 for an invasion of the United States. 201 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,630 War is about to be declared, Plissken, or didn't you know? 202 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,132 That's right. l forgot. You don't give a shit, do you? 203 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,259 Cuervo Jones runs with Shining Path. 204 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,720 And their goal is to take back North America. 205 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,722 lt's the revenge of pre-industrial societies. 206 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:02,016 Shining Path has united all Third World countries. 207 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,811 The Cubans and Brazilians are poised to invade Miami. 208 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,938 lf the Ugandans and Colombians make a run at the border, 209 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,148 we've got a full-scale attack on the United States. 210 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,733 High stakes, hotshot. 211 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:14,529 -How am l going in? -Under the San Fernando Sea. 212 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,031 Shark 3 submarine. One-man submersible. 213 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:20,284 Just like the turbine model, only this one's nuclear-powered. 214 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:24,080 lt's very simple. Throttle up, keep it in the green, throttle back. 215 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,040 You'll put ashore at the Cahuenga Pass. 216 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,333 Make your way up through the mountains 217 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,501 toward the Hollywood Bowl. 218 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,711 Use your tracer to locate the last member of the rescue team. 219 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,505 lf he survived, he's the only source of information 220 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,173 you'll have on the island. 221 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,510 -Do l bring him back, too? -No. Negative. 222 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,594 Figures. 223 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,055 For all we know, he's already dead. 224 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,516 ln any case, once you go inside, you're on your own. 225 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,642 When the black box is secure, 226 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,727 get back to the submarine as fast as you can. 227 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,397 lt's your only way out. Plissken! 228 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,192 You know what to do with the girl. 229 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:55,361 This nation doesn't need to waste any more time and money 230 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,697 on bullshit trials for high treason. 231 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,658 -Kill her. -ls that an order from the President? 232 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,453 Absolutely. Or let's just say it's what's best for the country. 233 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,374 By the way, who gives me the antidote? 234 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,544 -A medical team will be standing by. -Neither one of you? 235 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,670 -No. -Good. 236 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,427 Thought you might try that, hotshot. 237 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,762 That's why the first clip is loaded with blanks. 238 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:23,806 Bye-bye, Snake. Good luck. 239 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,478 Nice and easy now. 240 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:48,581 Com check. 241 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,874 Yeah. l'm here. 242 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,250 Stand by for launch. 243 00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:56,172 8 hours, 8 minutes, 26 seconds to neuro-system shutdown. 244 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,009 lgnite her. 245 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,556 Fuel rod injection. 246 00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,354 She's in the green. 247 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,022 Lock fuel rods. 248 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,026 -Locked. -Nuclear turbine to 75% power. 249 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:27,495 -75% power. -Hands on switches and counting. 250 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:33,209 Five, four, three, two, one. 251 00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:34,794 Launch! 252 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:11,414 Hey, watch your speed, hotshot. There's lots of obstructions down there. 253 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,425 His reactor's starting to overheat. 254 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,428 Slow it down, Plissken. You're overloading the power plant. 255 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,014 You slow down, dickhead. l'm the one who's dying. 256 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,140 Plissken! 257 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,352 Power plant overload. 258 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,442 Guidance systems malfunction. 259 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,862 You no longer have control of stick function. 260 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,405 Obstruction dead ahead. 261 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,114 Plissken. 262 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,409 Yeah. l'm here. Cahuenga Pass. 263 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,078 What the hell happened to the submarine? 264 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,746 Disappeared off our screens. 265 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:17,706 Plissken! 266 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,585 l got to go. 267 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,010 Too bad about your boat, man, 268 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:33,514 but we'd appreciate it if you'd stay off our beach. 269 00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:35,015 Just passing through. 270 00:24:38,854 --> 00:24:40,563 You look kind of familiar. 271 00:25:47,631 --> 00:25:49,715 -What do you want? -Nothing, dude. 272 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,176 -l just realized who you are. That's all. -That's all? 273 00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,471 Come on, man. l'm not looking for trouble. 274 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,395 You know, l used to see you a lot when l surfed the birds. 275 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,649 See you on the Police Channel. You're pretty far out, Snake. 276 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,359 l mean, cool. 277 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,988 But l kind of thought you'd be taller. 278 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:15,366 Which way to the Hollywood Bowl? 279 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,534 Down that way. 280 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,249 lt's just an aftershock. No big deal. We get them all the time. 281 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,085 Thanks for not killing me, man. l owe you one. 282 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:28,587 Acid rain. 283 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,882 Hey, Snake, what are you doing here anyway? 284 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:36,637 l heard they busted your hump pretty good 285 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:37,805 down in Cleveland. 286 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,455 Location of rescue team member. 287 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:06,292 50 yards southeast from your present position. 288 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:23,767 Location of rescue team member. 40 yards from your present position. 289 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:40,075 Rescue team member is located 10 feet from your present position. 290 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,294 Hey, man. 1 00 bucks says you can't put three blades into him. 291 00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:51,420 You want a throw? 292 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,718 -Hey, one-eye, l'm talking to you, man. -Where can l find Cuervo Jones? 293 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,138 What do l look like, a fucking tour guide? 294 00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:07,895 Hey! 295 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,485 -lt's wintertime, baby. -l'm looking for Cuervo Jones. 296 00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:17,905 Why? You work for Hershe? l heard she's looking for Cuervo, too. 297 00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:20,324 -Where is he? -You can see him on Sunset. 298 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,785 He's supposed to be coming by any time now. 299 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,204 -Sunset. -Boulevard. 300 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:30,542 You really are new, aren't you? Come on, baby. l'll show you. 301 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:40,135 Keep going down that way, honey. You can't miss it. 302 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,600 Hey, one-eye! 303 00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:51,939 Look in my face when l talk to you, shit-heel. 304 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:09,391 Neuro-system shutdown, seven hours. 305 00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,060 Plissken. 306 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:17,649 -Yeah. Go ahead. -Did you find the team member? 307 00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:20,194 Yeah. They're using him for target practice. 308 00:30:20,278 --> 00:30:23,655 -He's not going to be much help. -What are you going to do? 309 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,450 Amigos, no matter where you come from, 310 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:30,037 no matter what color your skin is, we're all one raza. 311 00:30:30,121 --> 00:30:32,706 -The raza of the oppressed... -Watch the parade. 312 00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:33,790 What? 313 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:40,464 Yeah, but today, we've got the north by the balls. Come on! Right? Right? 314 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:43,634 Meet me at the Happy Kingdom. 315 00:30:44,636 --> 00:30:46,512 Let's party tonight, 316 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:51,600 because tomorrow we're going to start our way back to glory! 317 00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,119 Hey! 318 00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:20,754 Yeah! We got our freedom! We got a future! 319 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,510 That looks like Snake Plissken. 320 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,430 -Who? -He used to be a gunfighter. 321 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,141 Kind of faded out from the scene a few years ago. 322 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,645 l hear he slowed down some. 323 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,284 Doesn't look that slow, Cuervo. 324 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:34,911 Watch it! Watch it! 325 00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:01,938 No problem! No! 326 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,441 Nobody rolls into town and disrespects me. 327 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,277 Not Snake Plissken, not nobody. 328 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:18,580 Okay, okay, you got me! No, no, don't... 329 00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:29,091 Take him out! 330 00:33:47,944 --> 00:33:50,195 l'm going to give you assholes a chance. 331 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:56,785 What do you say we play a little Bangkok rules? 332 00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:32,070 Nobody draws until this hits the ground. 333 00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:36,825 You ready? 334 00:34:50,006 --> 00:34:51,131 Draw. 335 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,527 Hey, he left his coat here, man. 336 00:35:24,081 --> 00:35:25,290 Malloy. 337 00:35:27,418 --> 00:35:29,461 l'm here, Plissken. Have you got the black box? 338 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,297 Negative, and l just lost the core burner and the holocam. 339 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,341 l don't need to know what your problems are, Plissken. 340 00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:35,801 l just want my black box. 341 00:35:35,885 --> 00:35:38,637 Now, you've got seven and a half hours. Do you read me? 342 00:35:41,224 --> 00:35:42,432 Listen to me, Malloy. 343 00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:44,935 This guy's got more heat around him than the President. 344 00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:46,603 Now, l can get your precious little box back, 345 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:48,647 but l'm going to need more time. You understand? 346 00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:50,106 You listen to me, Plissken. 347 00:35:50,191 --> 00:35:53,860 That little headache that just kicked in will only get worse. 348 00:35:53,945 --> 00:35:55,654 You're starting to feel the effects of the virus. 349 00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:58,240 Soon you'll have a fever followed by a lack of energy. 350 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:01,952 Now, you bear that in mind. Just push on through, soldier. 351 00:36:41,576 --> 00:36:43,618 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 352 00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:47,664 l thought it was you. Yeah. l recognized you right away. 353 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,709 l've been hanging out around here 354 00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:51,877 for more years than l want to think about, 355 00:36:51,961 --> 00:36:53,587 but l never thought l'd see Snake Plissken 356 00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:55,088 cruising Sunset Boulevard. 357 00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:57,173 lt's a real pleasure to meet you. 358 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:59,342 l'm Map to the Stars Eddie. 359 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,888 Where's Cuervo Jones' place? 360 00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,891 He's the man with the juice, Snake. He's got the President's daughter. 361 00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:06,975 He's setting up something big, 362 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:09,227 but l got a feeling you know all about that, right? 363 00:37:11,731 --> 00:37:13,732 -Location. -That way. 364 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:16,610 And if you're going to go through Beverly Hills, 365 00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:18,194 you're going to need a map. 366 00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:22,324 lt's prerecorded. l narrated it myself. 367 00:37:24,619 --> 00:37:27,579 Welcome to your very own map to the stars. 368 00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:28,705 That's me. 369 00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:32,626 Sure, we all know the big one wiped out the entertainment industry here in L.A., 370 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:36,004 but the glamour and excitement of Hollywood is still alive, 371 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:38,590 so come with me and see where the stars... 372 00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:41,176 Hey, Snake, you're going to need this. l'm telling you. 373 00:37:41,969 --> 00:37:44,220 All right. l'll give you a deal. 50,000 bucks. 374 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:45,347 That's a real bargain. 375 00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:47,933 And here we go. 376 00:37:48,017 --> 00:37:49,225 Sucker. 377 00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:24,094 Stay down, man, or they'll see you. 378 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:27,472 This is only their second shift. You make one move, and we're done. 379 00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:30,225 And don't make noise. 380 00:38:30,810 --> 00:38:33,144 lf you want to make noise, go and find another bush. 381 00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:35,355 You're the one making all the noise. 382 00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:52,497 Shit! 383 00:39:00,715 --> 00:39:03,508 -Plissken's tracerjust went down. -Terminated? 384 00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:05,510 Yes, sir. We can't even locate him on heat seek. 385 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:07,512 -He's wearing stealth. -Now what? 386 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,931 We sit tight, and we wait for the man to communicate with us. 387 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:12,684 Wait? For how long? He's probably dead. 388 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,562 Wait, Mr. President. Be patient. 389 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:47,844 l told you to stay down. Now look what you've done. 390 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:49,846 l can't believe this. 391 00:39:51,474 --> 00:39:53,433 Are you Snake Plissken? 392 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,021 You look like him in a way. 393 00:39:59,774 --> 00:40:03,234 By the way, genius, we're both dead meat. 394 00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:16,039 -What are they? -Surgical failures. 395 00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:18,500 They live here. 396 00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:21,586 Too many implants and face-lifts over the years. 397 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:23,505 Their muscles turn to Jell-O. 398 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:27,300 The only way they survive is to have fresh body parts 399 00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:30,345 transplanted over and over again. 400 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,520 -Oh, my God. -Who's that? 401 00:40:41,107 --> 00:40:43,733 The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills. 402 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,278 These are no good. 403 00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:51,866 You couldn't give them away. 404 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:53,535 And this, 405 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:56,871 l can do nothing with this one. 406 00:40:57,748 --> 00:40:58,790 Yeah. Wheel it away. 407 00:40:58,874 --> 00:41:00,792 All right, you heard what the man said. Get rid of it. 408 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,961 l can't work with garbage like this. 409 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:07,715 Now, these two... 410 00:41:10,886 --> 00:41:12,387 They look very good. 411 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:20,061 My God, they're real. 412 00:41:36,579 --> 00:41:40,832 What a beautiful blue eye. Shame he only has one. 413 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,500 Nurse. 414 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:44,878 Still, 415 00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:48,298 one eye's better than none. 416 00:42:00,436 --> 00:42:03,771 Anybody moves, l blow his brains out and then yours. 417 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:08,318 You, get my guns. 418 00:42:08,986 --> 00:42:10,111 Now. 419 00:42:16,035 --> 00:42:17,327 Back off. 420 00:42:18,412 --> 00:42:20,538 Now, everybody, relax, and he won't die. 421 00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:22,707 Hey. Hey, man, help me. 422 00:42:23,459 --> 00:42:26,002 You're never going to find your way out of here without me. 423 00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:29,172 Really. 424 00:42:29,924 --> 00:42:31,424 Cut her down. 425 00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:42,477 Hey, get somebody. 426 00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:45,396 Down there. 427 00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:51,277 Quickly. 428 00:42:54,782 --> 00:42:55,990 Get in. 429 00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:21,307 l think we lost them. 430 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:25,019 l think we're lost. 431 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:27,605 This way. 432 00:43:28,941 --> 00:43:32,652 l used to run guns with the Black Jihad last year. 433 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:36,030 We drove golf carts up and down these tunnels. 434 00:43:36,490 --> 00:43:38,616 l know them like the back of my hand. 435 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,540 -You are Snake Plissken, aren't you? -l used to be. 436 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,042 l thought you'd be taller. 437 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:52,297 -So, what are you doing in L.A.? -l'm dying. 438 00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,175 But first you got to find something? 439 00:43:57,219 --> 00:43:59,804 President's daughter. She's with Cuervo Jones. 440 00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:02,265 So you want to go to Cuervo's place? 441 00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:04,892 -l've been there once. -Show me. 442 00:44:06,437 --> 00:44:07,812 All right. 443 00:44:09,148 --> 00:44:11,232 l used to hear about you all the time, 444 00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:14,360 like they could never catch you no matter what you did. 445 00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:16,154 Very cool, Snake. 446 00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:18,948 Sooner or later, they get everybody. 447 00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:20,074 Up. 448 00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:39,677 Cuervo Jones' place is down that way. 449 00:44:41,722 --> 00:44:45,933 Get off at the Vermont exit. Go south. You can't miss it. 450 00:44:46,643 --> 00:44:49,729 Be careful, though. This is Korean Dragon territory. 451 00:44:49,813 --> 00:44:51,564 lt's very dangerous around here. 452 00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:54,275 Bye. 453 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,071 Snake? 454 00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:05,578 When you find the President's daughter, are you going to take her back? 455 00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:06,746 No. 456 00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:11,209 -So you are staying in L.A.? -Not if l can help it. 457 00:45:13,337 --> 00:45:15,713 Sun is coming up in a few hours. 458 00:45:16,465 --> 00:45:18,716 U.V.'s going to be bad today. 459 00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:23,971 l know a place where we could crash if you want. 460 00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:28,518 My boyfriend and l broke up tonight, so, 461 00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:32,146 l'd love to take care of you 462 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:36,401 and make you feel good. 463 00:45:38,237 --> 00:45:40,154 l'll read your future. 464 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:44,909 The future is right now. 465 00:46:09,226 --> 00:46:12,186 ...they gather their sins against the soul of the righteous 466 00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,439 and condemn the innocent blood. 467 00:46:14,523 --> 00:46:15,523 Dear God, 468 00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:19,068 we call on you to be our defense, our rock and our refuge. 469 00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,570 Let us pray. 470 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:25,700 We give thanks for being alive and pray that in your mercy... 471 00:46:26,869 --> 00:46:29,704 Snake, it's me, Taslima. 472 00:46:32,374 --> 00:46:35,293 l'm coming with you to Cuervo's place. Yeah? 473 00:46:38,547 --> 00:46:41,549 They're new. They don't belong to any gang. 474 00:46:42,384 --> 00:46:43,968 They're just scared, that's all. 475 00:46:44,553 --> 00:46:46,637 That's how l was when they first deported me. 476 00:46:47,389 --> 00:46:48,848 Why are you here? 477 00:46:49,141 --> 00:46:53,186 l was a Muslim in South Dakota. All of a sudden, they made it a crime. 478 00:46:53,270 --> 00:46:56,522 l mean, why do you stay? You can go south, Mexico. 479 00:46:57,774 --> 00:46:59,317 L.A.'s still the place, Snake. 480 00:46:59,401 --> 00:47:01,903 lf you think about what's happened on the other side of the world, 481 00:47:02,488 --> 00:47:04,113 that's the prison. 482 00:47:04,198 --> 00:47:07,575 This is the only free zone left, anywhere. 483 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,371 Dark paradise. 484 00:47:13,582 --> 00:47:15,583 At least we get something out of the deal. 485 00:47:16,293 --> 00:47:21,756 A girl can still wear a fur coat if she wants to, for example. 486 00:47:22,925 --> 00:47:24,926 No, no, no. Once you figure out this place, 487 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,261 it's really not so bad. 488 00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:31,224 Get down! 489 00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:50,785 -Where's it coming from? -The car in the street below! 490 00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:32,827 Hop in, Snake. Come on. 491 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,084 Didn't think l'd see you again. How'd you get out of Beverly Hills? 492 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:41,252 Nobody ever gets out of there alive. 493 00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:43,588 Yeah. Maybe that's why you let me walk in there. 494 00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,340 Come on, man. l tried to tell you, you need one of my maps to get around. 495 00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,260 -Shut up down there! -Give it back! 496 00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:51,804 You got to start listening to me, Snake. l got connections around here. 497 00:48:51,888 --> 00:48:53,723 lf you need anything, l'm the man to see. 498 00:48:53,807 --> 00:48:56,100 You can't just be walking around town without knowing the ropes. 499 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:57,602 You take the wrong street, you're dead, pal. 500 00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:59,186 Stop the car. 501 00:49:00,689 --> 00:49:02,940 All right, Snake. Anything you say. 502 00:49:03,025 --> 00:49:06,027 Although, l was going to take you to Cuervo Jones' place. 503 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:07,528 Where is it? 504 00:49:08,030 --> 00:49:09,363 lt's right over there. 505 00:49:17,831 --> 00:49:18,789 lt's pretty neat, huh? 506 00:49:18,874 --> 00:49:21,292 This is Cuervo's car. He lets me use it sometimes. 507 00:49:22,377 --> 00:49:24,712 Hey, not to worry, Snake. You've just been shot with a fun gun. 508 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,714 Feel it? You feel it? 509 00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:30,509 lt's pure mesh, man, 1 00-proof artery choker. 510 00:49:30,594 --> 00:49:31,594 lt's like Cuervo says, 511 00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:33,638 when the hit pulls you down to one inch from death, 512 00:49:33,722 --> 00:49:35,264 that is living, man. 513 00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,308 You should've talked to me first. l could've set this thing up. 514 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:40,144 l'm actually Cuervo's agent, you know, and l would love to represent you, too. 515 00:49:40,228 --> 00:49:42,104 We could make a bundle. l know l could help your career. 516 00:49:42,189 --> 00:49:44,065 l mean, you're a legend and all, but last couple of years, 517 00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:45,608 it's like you've fallen off the face of the earth. 518 00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:49,278 Cuervo, l delivered him, didn't l? 519 00:49:49,363 --> 00:49:51,238 l figured out what the cops sent him in to do. 520 00:49:51,323 --> 00:49:52,865 Plissken was the second rescue team. 521 00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:54,408 He was supposed to get the black box and the girl 522 00:49:54,493 --> 00:49:56,077 and take them back out over the wall. 523 00:49:56,787 --> 00:49:59,455 All l'm asking for is a finder's fee after you take over. 524 00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,457 Maybe Wisconsin. l don't know. 525 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:04,377 -Okay. We're almost set up, Cuervo. -Good. 526 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:10,549 Well, l originally heard about this when l was working for NASA. 527 00:50:10,926 --> 00:50:12,468 Check this out. 528 00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:17,598 Common, ordinary remote-control unit. Yeah? Everyone's got one, right? 529 00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:19,266 Here's the kicker. 530 00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:24,814 This instruction disk hooks you right into the Sword of Damocles, 531 00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,525 the ultimate defensive weapon system. 532 00:50:31,613 --> 00:50:32,697 You see that? 533 00:50:32,781 --> 00:50:35,282 There's a ring of satellites encircling the Earth. 534 00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:39,453 Attached to each satellite is a mega neutron bomb. 535 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,205 When detonated, 536 00:50:41,289 --> 00:50:44,917 each satellite unleashes an intense electromagnetic pulse, 537 00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:47,837 but EMP doesn't harm a living thing. 538 00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:51,674 What it does do is shut down every known power source, 539 00:50:52,134 --> 00:50:55,302 all electrical devices, cars, airplanes, toasters, 540 00:50:55,387 --> 00:50:58,055 computers, everything, even batteries. 541 00:50:58,432 --> 00:51:04,061 But this makes this an aiming device 542 00:51:04,146 --> 00:51:06,939 that gives the user incredible accuracy. 543 00:51:08,358 --> 00:51:11,694 You can pinpoint precisely what you want to shut down, 544 00:51:11,778 --> 00:51:15,114 a taxicab in Buenos Aires, the entire country of Spain. 545 00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:16,782 Amazing. Brilliant. 546 00:51:16,867 --> 00:51:19,952 Hell, you could key in all the satellites and shut down the whole planet, 547 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,413 send it right back to the Dark Ages. 548 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:24,540 -Let's face it. He's dead. -l agree. 549 00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:27,585 Plissken's been dead so many times l can't count them all. 550 00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:30,963 -But he never stays down. -The mission's scrubbed, Commander. 551 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,508 l should never have let you talk me out of that air strike. 552 00:51:35,218 --> 00:51:39,430 Well, it's on now, effective immediately, full-scale. 553 00:51:40,056 --> 00:51:43,267 Target Los Angeles. Flatten it. Burn it. 554 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:44,435 No! 555 00:51:47,898 --> 00:51:49,815 What did you say to me? 556 00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:53,360 Cuervo Jones is holding all the cards now, sir. 557 00:51:53,445 --> 00:51:57,031 He sees our aircraft come in, he pushes that button, kaboom! 558 00:51:57,115 --> 00:52:00,159 There goes our aircraft, and there goes the United States ofAmerica. 559 00:52:02,704 --> 00:52:05,790 We don't even know if he knows how to work the goddamn thing. 560 00:52:05,874 --> 00:52:10,711 Snake Plissken, American outlaw. You're going to like this. 561 00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,299 Remember, Cuervo, you got to punch in the world code first. 562 00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:16,675 666. 563 00:52:16,843 --> 00:52:20,137 That brings all the satellites on line. Then you can aim the prototype. 564 00:52:20,222 --> 00:52:25,392 -Hey, pendejo you think l'm stupid? -No. No. No. l'm sorry, Cuervo. 565 00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:26,477 Bring them in. 566 00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:32,608 Okay, okay, go on. 567 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:36,987 Hello, North America. 568 00:52:39,741 --> 00:52:43,619 Yes, l am Cuervo Jones... 569 00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:45,913 Wait a minute. 570 00:52:46,081 --> 00:52:47,164 That's Plissken. 571 00:52:47,249 --> 00:52:48,999 This is the real L.A., 572 00:52:49,084 --> 00:52:51,335 people without hope, without a country. 573 00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:53,087 l knew it. He's alive. 574 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:56,507 Do you know what they want? Liberation. 575 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,093 Now it's their turn. 576 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,971 l'm taking over with this. 577 00:53:04,057 --> 00:53:07,518 Now, l told you not to try to get this back, didn't l? 578 00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:10,813 But you disobeyed me. Well... 579 00:53:12,774 --> 00:53:15,067 He's entering the target code. 580 00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:19,989 Bend over, Mr. President. Time for a spanking. 581 00:53:21,283 --> 00:53:23,492 He's targeting Lynchburg. That'll shut down the capital. 582 00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:25,369 -Patch me in to the White House. -Say goodnight to the missus. 583 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:26,996 This broadcast is going out live all across the country. 584 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:30,207 Yes, this is the President. Get me my wife, please. 585 00:53:30,292 --> 00:53:32,710 -Are you watching TV? l mean, my God! -Yes, Eve, yes, l know. 586 00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:34,086 -Do you see what's going on? -l'm watching it, too. 587 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,130 -Who is this guy? He says you... -Yes, l know. 588 00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:37,464 ...curfew. 589 00:53:37,591 --> 00:53:39,341 Hello? Hello? 590 00:53:41,011 --> 00:53:44,263 Hey, Presidente, silence is golden, no? 591 00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:49,059 Don't tell me you didn't enjoy this just a little bit. 592 00:53:49,144 --> 00:53:50,144 l mean, 593 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,229 if your wife is anything like your daughter, 594 00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:55,649 she's sweet to eat, but you just can't shut her up. 595 00:53:55,984 --> 00:54:00,404 -Hey, knock it off, Cuervo. -All right, now this is set. 596 00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:03,532 We shut down the entire United States. 597 00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:07,494 l want a police chopper to come and get me 598 00:54:07,579 --> 00:54:11,040 at the Happy Kingdom no later than 5:00 a.m. 599 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:14,877 Once l'm airborne, you'll get your orders. 600 00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:20,674 Remember, don't piss me off, or l'll pull the plug. 601 00:54:22,928 --> 00:54:25,304 l'm at the mercy of this madman. 602 00:54:25,639 --> 00:54:30,351 -Don't count Plissken out, sir. -He's tanked. He's a POW. 603 00:54:30,769 --> 00:54:32,353 But he's still alive. 604 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,395 Six, five, four, three, two, one. 605 00:56:01,026 --> 00:56:02,901 Shot clock! 606 00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:37,311 -Well, this is insane. -lt is. That's the point. 607 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:00,334 All right, all right. 608 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:06,673 Hey! 609 00:57:09,886 --> 00:57:12,513 l promised you tonight was going to be special. 610 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:14,264 l also promised you 611 00:57:14,349 --> 00:57:18,185 one last great spectacle of death here in this historic arena. 612 00:57:19,104 --> 00:57:21,271 Now you will see that death. 613 00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:23,774 l give you 614 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:29,780 the death of Snake Plissken! 615 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:42,000 Come on, you pansy! 616 00:57:46,256 --> 00:57:49,216 Some people think you're already dead, Snake. 617 00:57:49,843 --> 00:57:51,885 Some say you never will be. 618 00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:54,638 Because you may have survived Cleveland, 619 00:57:54,973 --> 00:57:59,977 you may have escaped from New York, but this is L.A., vato. 620 00:58:00,061 --> 00:58:05,899 And you're about to find out that this fucking city can kill anybody! 621 00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:22,166 -L.A. ! L.A. ! L.A. ! -L.A. ! L.A. ! L.A. ! 622 00:58:24,252 --> 00:58:26,378 Game time! 623 00:58:32,343 --> 00:58:33,719 Basketball. 624 00:58:34,095 --> 00:58:37,598 Two hoops. Full court. Ten-second shot clock. 625 00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:39,516 Miss a shot, you get shot. 626 00:58:39,601 --> 00:58:42,769 Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. 627 00:58:42,854 --> 00:58:46,023 Two points for a basket. No three-point bullshit. 628 00:58:46,316 --> 00:58:49,443 All you got to do is make 10 points. That's it. 629 00:58:53,364 --> 00:58:54,615 By the way, 630 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:57,576 nobody's ever walked off that court alive. 631 00:58:58,912 --> 00:59:00,120 Nobody. 632 00:59:06,961 --> 00:59:08,295 All right! 633 00:59:20,850 --> 00:59:24,645 Ten, nine, eight, seven, 634 00:59:24,729 --> 00:59:30,025 six, five, four, three, two, one. 635 00:59:34,989 --> 00:59:39,076 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 636 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:43,455 five, four, three, two, one. 637 00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:53,590 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 638 00:59:53,675 --> 00:59:54,841 Nice shot. 639 00:59:54,926 --> 00:59:56,385 He's getting tired now. 640 00:59:56,469 --> 01:00:00,305 ...four, three, two, one. 641 01:00:53,026 --> 01:00:55,569 Snake! Snake! Snake! 642 01:00:55,653 --> 01:01:03,368 -Snake! Snake! Snake! -Snake! Snake! Snake! 643 01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:05,162 This town loves a winner. 644 01:01:05,246 --> 01:01:12,252 -Snake! Snake! Snake! -Snake! Snake! Snake! 645 01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:17,799 He won, Cuervo. 646 01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:22,262 You can't kill him. 647 01:01:23,264 --> 01:01:24,598 l have to. 648 01:01:31,773 --> 01:01:33,065 Get off! 649 01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:40,030 Free shot! 650 01:01:40,114 --> 01:01:41,573 lt's the big one! 651 01:01:53,795 --> 01:01:56,463 Find him! We're going to Anaheim. 652 01:01:57,340 --> 01:01:58,715 Come here. 653 01:02:00,218 --> 01:02:02,761 Cuervo. Cuervo, wait up. 654 01:02:03,471 --> 01:02:05,889 -Give me a minute, man. -Get lost, agent! 655 01:02:05,973 --> 01:02:08,016 Come on. We got a relationship here, man. 656 01:02:08,184 --> 01:02:10,060 Let me make something clear to you. 657 01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:13,021 l'm starting to get irritated, and that's not a good thing. 658 01:02:13,106 --> 01:02:14,940 lrritated with me? Cuervo, l'm taking care of you. 659 01:02:15,024 --> 01:02:16,858 l'm with you in all this. Don't you understand? 660 01:02:16,943 --> 01:02:18,276 We can't find him, Cuervo. 661 01:02:18,361 --> 01:02:19,611 So keep looking! 662 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,832 Get in the car. 663 01:02:35,336 --> 01:02:37,712 lf l'm being too rough on you, you just let me know, okay? 664 01:03:22,216 --> 01:03:25,260 Snake! Don't shoot. lt's me, Utopia. 665 01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:27,262 l'm alone. 666 01:03:29,223 --> 01:03:31,057 This whole place is a nightmare. 667 01:03:33,186 --> 01:03:36,897 Cuervo's a killer. He's worse than my father. 668 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,692 l want to go back with you. 669 01:03:45,531 --> 01:03:46,907 Oh, my God. 670 01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:51,411 My father sent you to kill me, didn't he? 671 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,000 Shit. 672 01:03:58,794 --> 01:04:00,337 Get out of here. 673 01:04:02,048 --> 01:04:03,298 Go. 674 01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:06,301 Wait. You can't take that back, Snake. 675 01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:09,012 Oh, God. You can't give that to him. 676 01:04:09,347 --> 01:04:13,391 All he wants to do is control everything, just like Cuervo. 677 01:04:14,227 --> 01:04:16,102 lf l don't take it back, l'm dead. 678 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,777 Not another one! 679 01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:39,793 Run! 680 01:04:51,472 --> 01:04:52,806 lt's over. 681 01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:55,725 Get me a complete damage report as soon as possible. 682 01:04:55,810 --> 01:04:57,060 Yes, sir. 683 01:04:58,020 --> 01:04:59,437 Thank God almighty. 684 01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:04,484 Maybe that's the answer to all of our problems. 685 01:05:04,569 --> 01:05:05,777 Maybe. 686 01:05:07,154 --> 01:05:08,697 Maybe they're all dead. 687 01:05:09,615 --> 01:05:10,782 Maybe. 688 01:05:14,036 --> 01:05:15,161 Cuervo, man! 689 01:05:16,163 --> 01:05:17,414 We almost bought the farm. 690 01:05:17,498 --> 01:05:20,041 The whole place just fell in right behind us. 691 01:05:21,586 --> 01:05:23,086 Where is Plissken? 692 01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:25,088 He's down there. He's dead. 693 01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:29,301 He's history, and l did it. l killed him, man. l shot him. 694 01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,261 Right? Tell him. 695 01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:38,226 -Give it to me. -Yeah. 696 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:42,230 l brought it back to you, Cuervo. lt's all there. 697 01:05:56,912 --> 01:05:58,872 Dude, is that you, Snake? 698 01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:01,458 Far out, man. 699 01:06:02,168 --> 01:06:03,710 Hey, did you find Cuervo, man? 700 01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:06,129 Hey, Cuervo, wait. l've done it all, man. 701 01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:09,591 l killed Plissken. l got your girl back. l gave you all the marbles. 702 01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:12,218 -Just for you, Cuervo, just for... -So where is he? 703 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:14,095 l shot him. 704 01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:16,556 He went down, okay? l mean... 705 01:06:16,849 --> 01:06:20,060 His body's probably washed down into Wilshire Canyon somewhere. 706 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:22,562 Good! So then you know where he is. 707 01:06:23,731 --> 01:06:25,398 Bring me his head. 708 01:06:29,654 --> 01:06:31,863 -Where's the Happy Kingdom? -Anaheim. 709 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,782 lt's the staging area for the big invasion. 710 01:06:33,866 --> 01:06:35,659 The whole town's going to be there, except me. 711 01:06:35,743 --> 01:06:37,327 l'm staying right here, man. 712 01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:40,455 l'm ready for the big wave. lt's going to be some eternal one. 713 01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:41,581 -Take me there. -What? 714 01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:43,124 -Take me there. -Hey, man. 715 01:06:43,209 --> 01:06:46,336 You're not doing so well, Snake. You need help. Here. 716 01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:48,672 Here. Hold on. 717 01:06:49,674 --> 01:06:51,508 -Who shot you? -lt doesn't matter. 718 01:06:51,592 --> 01:06:53,259 Well, yeah, you're right. 719 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:57,972 You should talk to Hershe. She hates Cuervo, big-time. 720 01:06:58,057 --> 01:06:59,391 They used to be partners, and they split up. 721 01:06:59,475 --> 01:07:00,850 -Who? -Hershe. 722 01:07:00,935 --> 01:07:03,978 She lives downtown in a big boat, down that way. 723 01:07:04,063 --> 01:07:08,024 She hangs with Saigon Shadow. Man, they don't take shit from nobody. 724 01:07:09,402 --> 01:07:13,029 -What is that? -Tsunami, Snake. Tsunami! 725 01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:16,282 Surf's up big-time now, mister. 726 01:07:17,785 --> 01:07:19,119 Start feeling better quick, man, 727 01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:21,705 'cause you ain't got time to get out of here. 728 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,873 This is going to be some kind of ride, man. 729 01:07:23,958 --> 01:07:25,959 Some kind of bitching ride. Let's go. Come on. 730 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:32,632 Bitching, man! Okay. 731 01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:34,884 Let the front edge pick you up. 732 01:07:34,969 --> 01:07:37,512 Don't get on your board till you ride to the top. 733 01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:40,890 Don't blow it, man. lf you fall off the board, it's the big wipeout. 734 01:07:40,975 --> 01:07:42,183 Got it? 735 01:07:44,145 --> 01:07:45,478 Bitching! 736 01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:48,022 Hang on, Snake. 737 01:08:13,466 --> 01:08:15,467 You got to be kidding me. 738 01:08:20,097 --> 01:08:22,849 -Later. -Snake! Yeah! 739 01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:20,031 You're going to tell me how to get downtown. 740 01:09:20,115 --> 01:09:23,201 -Somebody named Hershe. -Yeah, sure, Snake. No problem. 741 01:09:23,285 --> 01:09:24,577 Hey, hey! 742 01:09:25,746 --> 01:09:27,831 -Are you going to kill me? -Hershe. 743 01:09:27,915 --> 01:09:31,584 Right. Keep going straight. Two blocks down, make a right. 744 01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:44,013 Warning. Neuro-system shutdown, 745 01:09:44,098 --> 01:09:45,181 one hour. 746 01:10:06,287 --> 01:10:09,581 l first met Hershe when l got deported. She helped set me up in business. 747 01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:11,791 We're talking a power player, Snake. 748 01:10:11,876 --> 01:10:13,418 Cuervo's got the numbers and the firepower, 749 01:10:13,502 --> 01:10:16,004 but Hershe's got a burning spine made out of steel. 750 01:10:16,088 --> 01:10:18,381 Big-time fast-lane ambitions. Think about it. 751 01:10:18,465 --> 01:10:21,342 The two of you hooked up together, l'm talking box-office material here. 752 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:23,344 What? 753 01:10:26,265 --> 01:10:29,809 Easy, Snake. l see him, too. We're okay. Come on. 754 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:33,062 She's going to love you, Snake. You're going to love her, too. 755 01:10:33,147 --> 01:10:34,480 We're going to make this thing happen. 756 01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:37,275 By the way, l'm through with Cuervo. 757 01:10:37,359 --> 01:10:39,485 The guy's got no sense of loyalty whatsoever. 758 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:41,529 Right through here. 759 01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:45,074 -What? -Hey, man, how you doing? 760 01:10:45,159 --> 01:10:48,661 Long time, no see. Remember me? Map to the Stars Eddie. 761 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,080 Yeah, well, l got somebody l want Hershe to meet. 762 01:10:51,165 --> 01:10:53,750 Snake Plissken, baby, right here in the flesh. 763 01:10:56,712 --> 01:10:58,004 Your gun. 764 01:10:59,006 --> 01:11:00,340 Great. Thanks, pal. 765 01:11:04,637 --> 01:11:05,720 All right, we're in. 766 01:11:05,804 --> 01:11:08,348 Look, strange scene in here. Let me do the talking. 767 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,149 Hey, Hershe, how you doing? 768 01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:22,195 Hang on. Hang on, guys. This is big. lt's Snake Plissken. 769 01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:25,823 l brought him here to see you, Hershe. He's got a little business proposition. 770 01:11:25,908 --> 01:11:28,868 -What's in it for me? -Wait a minute. 771 01:11:32,790 --> 01:11:34,332 l know that voice. 772 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,502 Yeah. 773 01:11:37,586 --> 01:11:39,212 You're Carjack Malone. 774 01:11:40,589 --> 01:11:42,006 Not anymore. 775 01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:44,258 You two know each other? 776 01:11:51,225 --> 01:11:55,061 Well, the more things change, the more they stay the same, huh, Carjack? 777 01:11:55,771 --> 01:11:58,564 Glad to see you're still packing a gun between your legs. 778 01:11:58,774 --> 01:12:00,650 -Hold on, honey... -You owe me. 779 01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:02,819 You bolted on me back in Cleveland. 780 01:12:02,903 --> 01:12:04,153 Hershe, you were in Cleveland? 781 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:06,656 Yeah, with me and Texas Mike O'Shea, 782 01:12:06,740 --> 01:12:08,825 except you looked a little different in those days, Carjack. 783 01:12:08,909 --> 01:12:12,370 You get one thing straight, Plissken. l'm no longer Carjack Malone. 784 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:14,831 l'm Hershe Las Palmas, the most drop-dead, to-die-for number 785 01:12:14,915 --> 01:12:16,290 you ever laid that one eye on. 786 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,334 l don't give a fuck what you are. l wanna know what happened 787 01:12:18,419 --> 01:12:20,211 -to you in Cleveland... -l was called away on urgent business. 788 01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:22,130 -l got caught, and you didn't. -Don't lie to me! 789 01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:24,924 All right, so l made another deal. l got my ass kicked, not you. 790 01:12:25,009 --> 01:12:28,302 -l've been in here five years, not you. -l got a new deal for you. 791 01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:30,221 You help me, you live. 792 01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:31,848 l wouldn't do that, Snake. 793 01:12:31,932 --> 01:12:33,016 You see, we all have an agreement. 794 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,560 Anything happens to me and you're dead. 795 01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:37,020 l'm already dead. 796 01:12:38,939 --> 01:12:41,357 l see your point. What's the deal? 797 01:12:41,442 --> 01:12:43,609 Get me to Cuervo Jones. l got one hour. 798 01:12:43,819 --> 01:12:45,570 Dream on, blue eye. 799 01:12:45,654 --> 01:12:47,572 -Say good night, Carjack. -Hold on! 800 01:12:48,073 --> 01:12:50,908 Cuervo Jones has more firepower than two armies. 801 01:12:50,993 --> 01:12:52,326 No one gets near him. 802 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:54,871 And he's got the black box and the girl. He's running the show. 803 01:12:54,955 --> 01:12:56,414 What black box? 804 01:12:56,498 --> 01:12:58,499 The one that shuts down the power permanently. 805 01:12:58,584 --> 01:13:00,793 Yeah, right! And the Plutoxin 7 virus 806 01:13:00,878 --> 01:13:02,628 is going to kill you in less than 1 0 hours. 807 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:05,506 -What? -lt's bullshit, baby. 808 01:13:05,591 --> 01:13:07,592 Rumor control. Government propaganda. 809 01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:10,595 -Just one more lie. -Snake's telling the truth, Hershe. 810 01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:13,056 l used to represent the guy who invented it. 811 01:13:14,141 --> 01:13:16,225 -Swear to God, Snake. -Hey, hey. 812 01:13:16,310 --> 01:13:17,935 What's the deal, gorgeous? 813 01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:20,646 We get the girl and the black box, and we get out of here. 814 01:13:20,731 --> 01:13:22,065 All of us? 815 01:13:24,985 --> 01:13:26,069 Yeah. 816 01:13:26,153 --> 01:13:27,487 Me, too? 817 01:13:27,821 --> 01:13:30,490 Why should we leave? l love L.A. 818 01:13:31,742 --> 01:13:33,034 Where we going to go? 819 01:13:34,244 --> 01:13:35,661 What's the big payoff? 820 01:13:35,746 --> 01:13:38,289 The President's promised to give whoever helps me $1 million. 821 01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:39,791 Yeah? A million greenbacks? 822 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:42,668 l got 1 0 million of them in the next room. 823 01:13:43,879 --> 01:13:44,921 Bluebacks. 824 01:13:45,005 --> 01:13:46,964 -Come on, Snake. -Bluebacks. 825 01:13:47,049 --> 01:13:48,341 l swear to God, Eddie. 826 01:13:50,010 --> 01:13:51,636 This is bigger than Cleveland. 827 01:13:51,970 --> 01:13:53,513 lt sounds thin to me. 828 01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:56,265 You want to stay here while Cuervo Jones rules the world? 829 01:13:56,350 --> 01:13:58,142 Hell, no. That sucks. 830 01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:00,686 So how are we going to get out? 831 01:14:02,648 --> 01:14:04,482 l'll tell you that when we get there. 832 01:14:05,109 --> 01:14:09,612 Plissken, man, you are such a loser! Man, making up shit along the way. 833 01:14:09,696 --> 01:14:11,864 That's why l left your ass in Cleveland. 834 01:14:11,949 --> 01:14:15,409 You're just a chump just like the rest of us. No deal! 835 01:14:15,494 --> 01:14:17,120 Government chopper. 836 01:14:17,913 --> 01:14:19,372 lt'll be there. 837 01:14:19,456 --> 01:14:20,915 Okay, that's better. 838 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,709 So how are we getting there in under an hour? 839 01:14:23,794 --> 01:14:25,336 That's your end. 840 01:14:29,550 --> 01:14:30,758 Edward? 841 01:14:31,135 --> 01:14:33,302 The best you could do from here is take the five. 842 01:14:33,387 --> 01:14:36,013 The shape it's in, two and a half hours minimum. 843 01:14:36,723 --> 01:14:39,642 No, use the air. You're burning. 844 01:14:40,227 --> 01:14:43,896 The Santa Anas. The night wind. 845 01:14:43,981 --> 01:14:46,816 -What are you talking about? -Death from above. 846 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,547 l don't know about these things. 847 01:15:09,631 --> 01:15:11,549 You don't like it, don't come. 848 01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:14,594 Where'd you get these rigs, Carjack? 849 01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:17,346 My name is Hershe. Do you understand, Plissken? 850 01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:21,350 l got an idea. Got any red nail polish on you? 851 01:15:21,435 --> 01:15:22,560 What? 852 01:15:22,644 --> 01:15:23,769 Come on. 853 01:15:28,817 --> 01:15:31,986 -l expect that back, Eddie. -Yeah, yeah. 854 01:15:36,450 --> 01:15:40,536 There. lt looks just like the Sword of Damocles instruction CD. 855 01:15:41,038 --> 01:15:43,456 Maybe we can pull a Texas switch on Cuervo. 856 01:15:44,124 --> 01:15:46,709 -Yeah, if he lets you get close enough. -Don't worry. 857 01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:48,002 Let's do it! 858 01:15:48,462 --> 01:15:50,922 The wind's up. Come on. Let's go! 859 01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:14,820 Neuro-system shutdown, 24 minutes. 860 01:16:52,234 --> 01:17:04,620 -Cuervo! Cuervo! Cuervo! -Cuervo! Cuervo! Cuervo! 861 01:17:04,705 --> 01:17:07,373 Are you ready for the new world? 862 01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:13,963 The attack is now under way! 863 01:17:39,865 --> 01:17:43,075 -What's going on? -l don't know. l think we're fucked! 864 01:17:45,245 --> 01:17:48,122 Get out here! Get out of there! 865 01:17:54,254 --> 01:17:56,130 Do you see Plissken anywhere? 866 01:17:58,216 --> 01:18:00,593 Neuro-system shutdown, 25 minutes. 867 01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:12,104 Get my jet ready. Get it fueled and ready to go. 868 01:18:14,274 --> 01:18:16,859 You can't run away now. lt's too late. 869 01:18:17,611 --> 01:18:19,403 You have to stand, face it down. 870 01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:21,113 Mr. President. 871 01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:24,075 Commander, we are receiving reports from Miami. 872 01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:26,243 An armada of warships has just departed Cuba. 873 01:18:26,328 --> 01:18:28,329 ETA, the Florida coast in 45 minutes. 874 01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:30,289 They're starting the invasion. 875 01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,461 l've got to go to my quarters! l've got to pray! 876 01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:39,799 Go with him. Make sure he doesn't do anything crazy. 877 01:18:55,315 --> 01:18:58,234 Hey, Eddie, is that what l think it is? 878 01:18:58,318 --> 01:19:01,153 Yeah. The place kept changing owners. 879 01:19:01,655 --> 01:19:05,157 Finally went bankrupt. The thing in Paris killed them. 880 01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:07,618 We're going to need some kind of diversion. 881 01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:13,165 Let's go. 882 01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,501 Hey, Cuervo! Hey! 883 01:19:16,837 --> 01:19:19,713 Hey, Cuervo! l made it! 884 01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:21,173 l made it! Wait for me! 885 01:19:23,969 --> 01:19:25,219 Oh, shit! 886 01:19:34,521 --> 01:19:36,272 Hey, Cuervo! 887 01:19:36,356 --> 01:19:38,524 Will you please kill him for me? 888 01:19:39,276 --> 01:19:42,278 Hey! Hey! l got news! There's about to be an attack! 889 01:19:43,864 --> 01:19:46,115 You're about to get hit, man. lt's Plissken. 890 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,534 Plissken? 891 01:19:49,536 --> 01:19:52,705 -You told me that you shot him dead. -Yeah, l thought l did. 892 01:19:52,789 --> 01:19:56,292 But l found him, sort of, alive. 893 01:19:56,751 --> 01:19:58,252 Sort of. Where? 894 01:19:59,796 --> 01:20:01,547 -Cuervo. -What? 895 01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:05,509 -lt's so good to see you. -Where is Plissken? 896 01:20:06,136 --> 01:20:08,762 -He's near. -You're stalling, Eddie. 897 01:20:09,681 --> 01:20:10,848 Jeez! 898 01:20:10,932 --> 01:20:13,976 Talk, little gringo, or l'll rip your balls off. 899 01:20:14,895 --> 01:20:16,353 Look out behind you! 900 01:20:33,914 --> 01:20:36,999 You have lied to me for the very last time. 901 01:23:28,171 --> 01:23:29,922 Come on, hurry up! Let's go! 902 01:23:39,391 --> 01:23:41,517 Get inside the chopper. lt's bulletproof. 903 01:23:47,065 --> 01:23:49,525 l'll take my coat back now, asshole. 904 01:24:07,544 --> 01:24:10,087 -Take me back, Snake. -Secure the latch. 905 01:24:14,259 --> 01:24:17,428 -You got the remote. Great. -Yeah. Now give me the real one. 906 01:24:17,512 --> 01:24:19,054 What? l didn't make a switch. 907 01:24:19,139 --> 01:24:21,140 Yes, you did. l saw you. 908 01:24:24,269 --> 01:24:25,894 Give me that gun! 909 01:24:55,008 --> 01:24:56,425 Damn it. 910 01:24:56,509 --> 01:24:58,552 Carjack, we're hooked up on your side. 911 01:25:29,751 --> 01:25:31,126 l hit him! 912 01:25:53,441 --> 01:25:54,691 Hey! 913 01:25:57,445 --> 01:25:59,071 You get back here, Plissken! 914 01:25:59,572 --> 01:26:01,740 Aircraft has entered quadrant four, sir. 915 01:26:01,825 --> 01:26:04,159 -l'm getting radio contact. -Boost it. 916 01:26:04,244 --> 01:26:05,661 Malloy. 917 01:26:05,745 --> 01:26:08,038 Get the antidote ready, assholes. l'm coming in. 918 01:26:08,122 --> 01:26:10,040 This is Malloy, Plissken. Do you have the black box? 919 01:26:10,124 --> 01:26:13,669 l got what was in it, remote control unit, instruction disk. 920 01:26:13,753 --> 01:26:15,379 Get the trucks rolling. We're on fire. 921 01:26:16,381 --> 01:26:19,466 Neuro-system shutdown, two minutes, 27 seconds. 922 01:26:19,551 --> 01:26:22,761 All emergency vehicles proceed to the north perimeter. 923 01:26:30,854 --> 01:26:32,187 Shit! Shit! 924 01:26:37,902 --> 01:26:39,611 This is a full alert. 925 01:26:43,116 --> 01:26:44,867 Where the hell is he going? 926 01:26:46,953 --> 01:26:50,914 Get ready to jump. Head for the tree line and disappear. 927 01:26:52,834 --> 01:26:54,668 Go. Go! 928 01:27:58,608 --> 01:28:02,235 Thank God almighty! Thank God almighty! 929 01:28:02,862 --> 01:28:04,279 Welcome back, sir. 930 01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:06,365 Give me the goddamn shot. 931 01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:17,000 Your countdown clock has now terminated function. 932 01:28:17,085 --> 01:28:18,877 Your time is up. 933 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:25,801 -l told you he was dumb. -You took the fake, hotshot. 934 01:28:25,885 --> 01:28:29,262 Plutoxin 7 is a fast, hard-hitting case of the flu. 935 01:28:31,891 --> 01:28:33,350 Pretty good. 936 01:28:33,434 --> 01:28:35,060 Relax, war hero. 937 01:28:36,020 --> 01:28:38,981 We took you for a little ride, and you came through. 938 01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:41,900 Now, give me that unit. 939 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:52,869 You want this thing? 940 01:28:54,414 --> 01:28:55,747 Come and get it. 941 01:28:57,834 --> 01:28:59,626 -Sir. -What can he do? 942 01:29:00,253 --> 01:29:02,546 Let go of me! Quit it! 943 01:29:10,638 --> 01:29:12,723 You didn't finish the mission, Snake. 944 01:29:14,434 --> 01:29:16,435 Looks like l'll have to do it for you. 945 01:29:24,444 --> 01:29:26,278 Hold it, Mr. President. 946 01:29:44,547 --> 01:29:46,048 Shit. 947 01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:52,345 We'll take this one. 948 01:30:04,817 --> 01:30:06,443 Get her out of here. 949 01:30:06,527 --> 01:30:07,694 Daddy. 950 01:30:08,196 --> 01:30:09,863 Take her to the chair. 951 01:30:17,497 --> 01:30:20,165 For he so loved his country, 952 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:23,877 he gave his only seditious child. 953 01:30:28,925 --> 01:30:30,801 Prepare to broadcast. 954 01:30:32,011 --> 01:30:36,890 Worldwide! 955 01:30:39,602 --> 01:30:41,436 She didn't know that she had that remote unit 956 01:30:41,521 --> 01:30:44,189 in her pocket, now, did she? 957 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:46,191 l was wondering what kind of lame switch 958 01:30:46,317 --> 01:30:48,819 you'd try to pull this time, Plissken. 959 01:30:48,903 --> 01:30:51,238 You know, you're becoming very predictable. 960 01:30:53,032 --> 01:30:54,866 Yeah, l guess so. 961 01:30:55,743 --> 01:30:57,285 You got a smoke? 962 01:30:57,495 --> 01:31:00,080 The United States is a no-smoking nation. 963 01:31:00,164 --> 01:31:02,833 No smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no women, 964 01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:04,626 unless, of course, you're married. 965 01:31:04,710 --> 01:31:08,004 No guns, no foul language, no red meat. 966 01:31:08,923 --> 01:31:10,382 Land of the free. 967 01:31:15,304 --> 01:31:16,972 l don't need the teleprompter. 968 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:20,142 This is the President of the United States. 969 01:31:20,726 --> 01:31:25,105 l now demand an immediate retreat of all forces 970 01:31:25,356 --> 01:31:28,066 now threatening this great nation. 971 01:31:28,568 --> 01:31:31,820 lf my demand is not met immediately, 972 01:31:31,904 --> 01:31:37,492 l will destroy your ability to function permanently. 973 01:31:37,577 --> 01:31:39,995 Mr. President, the Cuban theater of aggression remains mobile. 974 01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:42,622 -ETA, Miami in 4 minutes. -4 minutes? 975 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:48,003 Bring the aiming coordinates for Cuba and Mexico on line. 976 01:31:51,048 --> 01:31:53,967 Cuba 7-7-9. 977 01:31:54,051 --> 01:31:58,180 7-7-9. 978 01:32:00,099 --> 01:32:04,269 l now render this final solution. 979 01:32:06,689 --> 01:32:09,941 Welcome to your very own map to the stars. 980 01:32:10,026 --> 01:32:14,613 Sure, we all know the big one wiped out the entertainment industry here in L.A., 981 01:32:14,739 --> 01:32:17,866 but the glamour and excitement of Hollywood is still alive... 982 01:32:18,784 --> 01:32:20,160 Very funny. 983 01:32:21,287 --> 01:32:22,495 Yeah. 984 01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:27,125 l hope it was worth it, for now you are going to die. 985 01:32:28,419 --> 01:32:30,045 Everybody does. 986 01:32:30,421 --> 01:32:35,425 Kill him and bring me the real unit. 987 01:32:35,509 --> 01:32:38,595 -Sir, we're still broadcasting. -Good! Let them watch! 988 01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:46,353 Do it! 989 01:32:48,231 --> 01:32:49,648 On my command! 990 01:32:52,777 --> 01:32:53,860 Fire! 991 01:33:15,174 --> 01:33:17,801 He's not even here! He's a hologram! 992 01:33:19,595 --> 01:33:21,429 Catches on quick, doesn't she? 993 01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:25,183 He's got to be within a half-mile radius. 994 01:33:25,518 --> 01:33:27,852 -Round up every available man. -Hold it. 995 01:33:29,605 --> 01:33:32,357 Sir, the enemy is less than two minutes from our shore. 996 01:33:33,109 --> 01:33:36,069 What's it to be, Plissken, us or them? 997 01:33:38,572 --> 01:33:41,700 Shut down the Third World, they lose, you win. 998 01:33:42,576 --> 01:33:46,788 Shut down America, you lose, they win. 999 01:33:47,957 --> 01:33:51,167 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 1000 01:33:52,628 --> 01:33:54,337 So what are you going to do? 1001 01:33:55,131 --> 01:33:56,506 Disappear. 1002 01:34:06,475 --> 01:34:08,059 He's entered the world code. 1003 01:34:12,440 --> 01:34:14,065 No target code. 1004 01:34:18,070 --> 01:34:20,363 Sir, that will shut down the entire planet. 1005 01:34:22,158 --> 01:34:25,076 l told you you'd better hope l didn't make it back. 1006 01:34:25,953 --> 01:34:27,579 You push that button, 1007 01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:31,708 everything we've accomplished for the past 500 years will be finished. 1008 01:34:32,251 --> 01:34:36,004 Our technology, our way of life, our entire history. 1009 01:34:37,048 --> 01:34:39,007 We'll have to start all over again. 1010 01:34:41,927 --> 01:34:43,928 For God sakes, don't do it, Snake! 1011 01:34:47,058 --> 01:34:48,600 The name's Plissken. 1012 01:35:06,285 --> 01:35:09,204 He did it. He shut down the Earth. 1013 01:36:30,369 --> 01:36:32,120 Welcome to the human race.