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Whoa, nice hat.

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Oh, yeah, there's something I'm crying
at.

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My thought was most people can't pull
off a hat, but I'm one of the lucky few

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who has the perfect bone structure for
it.

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Some say it's just me and Robert Downey
Jr., but I don't know.

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It's cool.

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Hey, maybe I should get a matching one.
That would be like a team.

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We're not a team.

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We are a team.

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I mean, we have lunch together every
day.

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We play Xbox every night. We do fajita
Fridays. We finish each other's fajitas.

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And if that doesn't make us a team, then
what are we to each other?

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What are we?

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I'm the general manager, and you are the
boss's son, who, instead of having an

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actual job, follows me around every day
asking, what are we to each other?

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Right.

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Let's get hats for that. Okay.

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Whoa, when's your jazz trio performing?

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That's a cool hat.

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You look like you're in the prep pool
for the moon landing.

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That's a good one. That is fantastic.
Ben, you just gave my smile a smile.

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This is not a joke.

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This is a real thing that's happening,
and I'm sorry that you guys are jealous

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that you can't make this look work. I'm
not sure about that.

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Now, there's a man who can wear a hat.

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That is awesome. You look like Steel on
vacation.

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I am young and hip and with it. With it?
With it.

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I have the perfect bone structure for
this hat, right?

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So ticket sales are up for Saturday
night?

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See, people are dying to come to Terry
Hunter's self -help seminar.

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I use Terry's method every day, and with
his help, there's no limit to the

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success I can reach in the business
world. He's amazing.

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I'm sorry, I can't keep up. Is this the
guy with the bangs who helped you find

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your inner champion, or the very thin
gentleman who wanted you to move into a

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tree? All I know is that I used to be
terrified of public speaking, but with

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Terry's help, I'm not. He has all the
answers I've been looking for.

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In fact, Alice is the keynote speaker at
my annual girls' basketball camp this

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year. Kudos.

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You've reached the mountaintop.

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Lose the hat. Listen up, people.

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Change of plans. We need a new actress
Saturday night. Terry Hunter is a fraud.

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He was just arrested at the airport for
tax evasion and will be unavailable for

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his power of persuasion seminar.

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No. And in an unfortunate twist, he also
scammed us out of his upfront money. We

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don't give acts upfront money. I know.
He talked me into it. He's wildly

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persuasive. It's a shame he won't be
speaking.

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Oh, my God.

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There must be some mistake.

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Benjamin, I need you to get a
replacement act. Better call in a favor.

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Oh! Give Peter Cetera a jingle. Tell him
Choo -Choo says it's time.

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He'll know.

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I don't believe it.

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He's a fraud?

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I'm sorry. This must be really hard for
you.

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Where did you end up on the hat? Yes,
sir, or no?

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Hey, Heather.

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Hi.

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You look so pretty.

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Thanks. I cried for two and a half hours
straight this morning, and that always

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makes my eyes really sparkly. It's
working.

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Heather, we need a new act for Saturday
night. Can you... Oh, my God.

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I love your hat.

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I love it, love it, love it.

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Thank you.

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Finally, somebody gets me.

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Hey, I get you. I said I liked it.
Quiet, Roman.

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Heather's saying I have the perfect bone
structure for this hat.

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Hey, Ben, that might sound weird, but
can I take a picture with you in your

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That does sound weird.

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And yes.

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Oh, Roman, would you mind taking a
picture?

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Sure. Yes.

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Smile. Say, Roman.

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No.

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Did you get it?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God, I love it. I just want to
make it into a piece of clothing and

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it.

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Or print it and burn it.

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and inhale it so that it is inside of
me.

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Hey, what was that all about?

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You heard her. She wants to inhale me.
There's not a lot of nuance there.

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Seems like there was something going on.

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Oh, come on, buddy. There's nothing
going on. She's a crazy lunatic.

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I mean, she's perfect for you, and she's
going to make a great mom someday, but

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there's nothing going on.

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Hey, Ben.

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Do you think that we could...

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You know, hang out sometime.

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There's a full moon. We could take a
drive.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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Heather, my social calendar is jam
-packed. But I'm in charge of your

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and the only thing that you have all
week is cardio hip -hop.

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Well, that's not true, I don't think.

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Okay.

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One of these days, I'm going to get you.

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Why didn't you say anything on the call
with the people from the children's

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beauty pageant? I sounded like a creepy
guy begging to get a bunch of girls here

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on Saturday night. And now I'm going to
be on a list. I just know I'm going to

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be on a list. Her public speaking thing
is back.

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When I started to speak, I was so aware
of myself talking, it felt like I was

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outside of myself listening, and then my
voice sounded really weird to me, like

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a cartoon duck.

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All you said was, are we all on?

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Don't you have an angsty indie film to
direct?

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We're friends. Let's not take shots at
each other. You do sound like a duck,

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though. Hey, hey, hey, honey, you'll
feel better once you talk to my girls at

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the basketball camp this afternoon.

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No, no, no, no, I can't. I...

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I have to cancel that.

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It's low pressure. Just a bunch of 13
-year -old girls. You don't know what a

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hurdle this was for me to get over. It
was all tied up in my self -esteem

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issues.

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Please stop listening to me.

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But Alonzo's ladies need you.

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Excuse me.

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You call your girls' basketball camp
Alonzo's ladies? I do. I take a bunch of

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young girls, Ben, and with these two
hands, I shape and mold their young,

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promising bodies.

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You don't actually...

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Hear what you're saying, do you?

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Heather, have you seen Roman? We're
supposed to go to lunch like we do every

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day. I haven't seen him.

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Word of advice?

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Never a good idea to get involved with a
boss. I've done it dozens of times. It

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never works out.

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Except the time I got involved with a
boss and I got this arena out of it.

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That time it worked out.

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You know what I like about Manny? Tacos
and donuts.

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I love tacos, but I also love donuts.

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Here you can have it all.

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That could be the slogan.

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Yeah. If it weren't already, I hope you
don't have a lot to do this afternoon.

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That was hilarious, Logan.

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Herman, there you are. I was just
looking for you for 20 minutes at the

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so we could have lunch like we do every
day right here at this very table.

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Well, I'm having lunch with Alonzo.

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What's up, big man? Join us. I can't
join you. The chairs don't move in here.

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All right.

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I decided to roll the dice and get the
powdered fish taco. How about you guys?

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Hey, Alonzo, Alonzo, tell me more about
your job.

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What is charity?

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Well, what I do is I organize outreach
programs and benefits for unapproved

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children. You know, there are some
people at the arena who make their job

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important, but your job, it really is.

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Roman, is this about Heather? Because
there really is nothing going on. I am

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an idiot.

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Come on, Alonzo, let's go.

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Come on, Alonzo, let's go.

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You're not leaving.

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Oh, no. Who's going to follow me around?

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Who's going to get grape jelly on all my
stuff?

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Weird, right?

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Not as weird as these tamale holes, my
man.

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I am calm.

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I am centered. And I am enough. I can do
this.

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Babe, you'll be okay.

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I have faith in you.

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And it's like I tell my girls, if you
can't find the tools inside you, you can

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always use my tools.

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Wait, you tell young girls that?

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A tool of courage.

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Okay, we should get started.

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Okay, girls, take a seat.

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And let's give a warm Alonzo's ladies
welcome to Alice Aubrey.

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Hi,

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guys, or girls.

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You're not guys, or are you?

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I'm Alice, and I'm going to be talking
to you about female empowerment.

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Thirteen, huh?

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You guys look a lot more developed than
I was at your age. I read it had

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something to do with the milk you're
drinking.

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Yeah.

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Especially you.

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Wow. I would have hated you.

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It's me with my padded bra and my braces
and my dorky crush on Steve Cheranian,

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but he did college online and had a
pretty severe meth problem, so sorry,

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What's happening? We are witnessing a
world -class implosion.

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Women are powerful.

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Well, who here thinks they can do
anything?

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No one?

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Well, that doesn't surprise me. When I
was your age, I was timid and afraid

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But I had two dreams.

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One was to become the most powerful
woman in all of San Diego and by

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the world.

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And B, to marry a swarthy prince whose
pet name for me would be White Goddess.

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As of today, I've accomplished both.

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So let me ask you again. Who here thinks
they can do anything?

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Alice, put your hand down, dear.

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I had big dreams of success, and now I
have no answer. Roman's acting really

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weird, and Heather's in love with me.

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I'll see her. Yeah.

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Crystal, can I ask you... Oh, am I
interrupting something?

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I'm hosting a high -stakes game night
tomorrow, and I'm practicing my charade.

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Oh.

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When you talked to those girls just now,
how did you... Oh, okay.

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How did you speak so confidently?

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Two, please.

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How do you do everything you do so
easily?

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Well, I believe in myself.

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I have an incredible lawyer who supports
me both legally and emotionally.

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And every day, I take one of these.

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Two of these, and at 2 .45 p .m. on the
dot, 26 of these.

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They're all natural.

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You know what?

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That sounds really good to me.

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Oh, I'll make you an appointment with my
herbalist, Norm.

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He believes people live to be 250 years
old, and he's fairly certain he's a

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ghostbuster, but don't let him alarm
you.

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Or touch you.

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Don't let him alarm you or touch you.

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Hey, hey, hey, guys. Hey.

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Hey, Roman. I'm coming pretty close to
booking an all -night rave for Saturday

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night. Now, I can't promise you you'll
get to play with the fog machine, but

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guy seemed open to it. Dude, you're
getting a fog machine.

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Thank you, but I'm busy helping out with
Alonzo's ladies.

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Are you wearing a girl's tracksuit? Yes,
I am.

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It's Latricia's.

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She quit the team because she was having
chest pains.

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That sounds like you guys are going to
have a lot of fun.

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Oh, yeah. We're going to double team.

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You have to just think those things. You
can't. You can't.

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Your herbalist is amazing.

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You saw Norman. How are you feeling?

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Electric. Do you ever feel electric?

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I do. I do feel electric often.

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This stuff makes me feel like the person
I've always wanted to become, but was

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too stupid to do it. What is it, anyway?
I just know it comes from this great

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earth. I believe they're grown in animal
manure.

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Well, it is really working for me. I
just dominated a conference call with

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snow cone reps, and then I called my
mother, I told her I was sick of her

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and I think my hair smells better, too.
Smell my hair, if I want to. Yeah, smell

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it.

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I like you now.

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Let's hang out.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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I can't feel my calves. Neither can I.

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Every decade, I choose one very special
young woman to take under my wing and

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help her to become the extraordinary
woman I know she can be.

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Last decade, it was Danica Patrick.

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Oh, my God. She's so fast and pretty.

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You're coming to Shiraz tonight.

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Your teammates will be some of the
wealthiest, most successful people in

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Diego. And if you move them the way you
just moved me, you, too, might win the

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Tokyo 300.

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This is my shot.

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Welcome to the penthouse.

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Oh, the key. I get it.

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You're ready.

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Bring a pouty keg. Okay.

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Can you hold the door? Hold the door,
please.

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Oh.

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You look well.

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As do you.

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Have you gained weight?

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I've been happy.

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Alonzo makes me happy.

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Look, Roman, this is getting really
weird. I'm not going to compete with

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for you.

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This isn't a competition.

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Alonzo and I are something you and I
never were.

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A team.

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Team Rolando.

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That's the first part of my name, then.

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Breath to his name.

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I will take that drive with you.

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Great. Meet me at 5 .30.

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Oh, and leave your wallet.

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Well, how about that?

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Heather and I are going for a drive
tonight.

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I say that both to hurt you and to make
sure you can tell them where to look for

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my charred, lifeless body.

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If you're asking yourself if that's the
mayor talking to Jimmy Smits in Europe's

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Greatest Diamond Thief, the answer would
be... Crystal,

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this is incredible.

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I can't believe I'm here with all these
people. You are these people.

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After tonight, you can write your own
ticket.

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Are you ready?

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I just took four more of Norman's herbal
lightning bolts. Let's do this.

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All right, my turn. Look alive, ass
-ass. Here we go.

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All right.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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TV show.

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Uh, that's a signal for song, Hal. Wake
up. You can't talk.

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Well, I can talk if Hal's going to be an
idiot.

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Song. What?

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Uh, four words. Four words. One first
word. A first word.

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Uh, blow.

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Blow. Blow. Blow.

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Popsicle.

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Blowing. Uh, song.

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Song. Stop that, Hal. Keep up. You can't
talk. You can't talk.

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Wind beneath my wings, you powerful
moron.

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Anybody want to do free weight?

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Sweetie, could you help me for a second?

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There's a punch bowl up in this closet I
can't seem to reach. I can reach it. I

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can jump five feet in the air.

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I love it in here.

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We were just so far away from the city
lights and witnesses.

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Oh, hi.

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Lonzo and I are just going to dinner.

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Might go see a movie, too.

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Hope that doesn't hurt you.

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Like in your heart.

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Okay, you two need to talk. I don't know
what's going on between you two, but I

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do know it's weird.

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There's nothing to talk about.

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Roman started this friendship with you
because he thought for some crazy reason

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it would upset me.

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I only did that because you started your
little thing with Heather.

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Roman, there's nothing going on with me
and Heather. I'm very flattered, but

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she's my assistant, and it's
inappropriate, and... And he reminds me

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grandfather. Then I remind her of a
what's -that, you say?

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When you started wearing that hat, it
made me see you in this new light, and I

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guess it just made me miss my pop -pop.

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Right. I remind her of her pop -pop.

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Her very old and probably dead. Is he
dead? A reminder of her old dead pop

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Tomorrow, I'm going to bring in your
favorite three -bean soup.

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Yeah,

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I should get going, too. But just so you
know, Roman was just helping me out

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with Alonzo's ladies. That's all.

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Those girls can be too much for one man
to handle. And as they get older, their

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physical needs get exhausting.

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Oh.

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I just heard it.

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I need to make a few changes on my
website.

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Just to be clear, there's nothing
romantic going on between Heather and

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Romantic?

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That's not what I was worried about.

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Well, then what?

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What the hell? What? What? What?

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It wasn't Heather I thought I was
losing.

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It was you.

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I've been having so much fun since I got
to the Sunshine Center.

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You know?

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Hanging out with someone who could show
me the ropes and take me to lunch.

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Maybe toss the old pigskin around every
now and then.

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You're talking about the game where I
see how much bacon I can throw in your

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mouth? Yeah, I like that game.

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Yeah. I guess I never really had
something like that. And it was nice.

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Listen, no one could replace you.

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Really? Really.

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We're team.

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Team Roman.

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Team Roman.

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We don't have to name it. Thank you.

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I got something for you.

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Looks better on you anyway.

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Wow, you think?

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Doesn't look like I'm trying too hard or
I'm too old for this or maybe I think

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I'm better looking. You know what? No
one gets the hat. This place is so mean.

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Are you ready to come out now?

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I am.

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I'm so sorry I blew it.

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Well, if it makes you feel any better,
you really blew it.

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You're so successful and confident.

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I thought you had the answer for me. I
do have the answer.

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Crystal, use your words.

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The answer is stop asking the question.

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I don't spend any time thinking. I just
do.

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See? I didn't think about that. I just
did it.

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Now, you seem very worried about where
you're going. But from my point of view,

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you should just enjoy where you are.

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Except for tonight.

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No one enjoyed where you were tonight.

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Thanks, Crystal.

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Now, I'm quite tired.

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And it's a pretty long walk to the front
door, so if you don't mind, there's a

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service road through the trees.

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I would run.

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The dogs are very fast.

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All right.