1 00:02:01,286 --> 00:02:03,006 Okay, come on, let's get started. 2 00:02:03,966 --> 00:02:05,126 Music! 3 00:02:06,046 --> 00:02:13,046 (�YOU'RE THE ONE THm l WANT� lN pLAvBAcK) 4 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:18,086 (TOMATO SINGS) 5 00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:31,086 -tomato; Electrifying! Uuuuh! 6 00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:35,166 (GLUSTlNA SINGS) 7 00:04:24,526 --> 00:04:26,246 Mariano: Eeeeeh! 8 00:04:27,406 --> 00:04:28,526 (GlUSTlNA SOSPlRA) 9 00:04:31,366 --> 00:04:32,566 I have no words. 10 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:39,806 Baccano: Ohi-ohi-ohi! But where is it going? 11 00:04:42,326 --> 00:04:43,446 Tomato: In fact... 12 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:46,646 -Ma_ano; Do you go to the toilet? 13 00:04:48,366 --> 00:04:50,446 This always says: "I have no words". 14 00:04:50,846 --> 00:04:53,166 Tomato: Damn, It's not even raining tonight! 15 00:04:53,206 --> 00:04:54,846 Why does it have to rain? What, are you stupid? 16 00:04:54,886 --> 00:04:58,366 I have to test this new package, I have to try it in all weathers! 17 00:04:58,406 --> 00:05:00,886 But it's the project with your chemist uncle? 18 00:05:01,046 --> 00:05:03,326 Yes, but my uncle understands only of material; 19 00:05:03,406 --> 00:05:07,166 'I'll take care of the design. Then since they must be tested by law, 20 00:05:07,326 --> 00:05:11,486 I'm also a testator. - I understand, but if the project is successful, 21 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:13,486 who finances you? Who gives you the money? 22 00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:16,086 It doesn't worry you, there is a very strong company in Sweden. 23 00:05:16,126 --> 00:05:20,126 Yes, the l_ea... He makes them for you in chipboard! (RlDE) 24 00:05:22,526 --> 00:05:24,886 Look at me at 20 years old I was already fleeced. 25 00:05:25,086 --> 00:05:27,646 If packages already existed he accumulated facsimiles 26 00:05:27,726 --> 00:05:30,886 my story as a singer it took a different turn! Right! 27 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:36,206 O Tomato, please, rehearsals are on Wednesday! Punctual! 28 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:39,726 Got it, you too, Addams family? 29 00:05:39,766 --> 00:05:42,366 I can't on Wednesday, I have the soccer match. 30 00:05:42,406 --> 00:05:45,486 -And you skip soccer! think, today is the tenth anniversary 31 00:05:45,526 --> 00:05:47,446 of my wedding and I came anyway! 32 00:05:47,486 --> 00:05:50,566 Bellini! Congratulations! But has ten years already passed? 33 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:53,326 -And you for the anniversary you leave a wife like that at home 34 00:05:53,366 --> 00:05:55,526 come to play the fool dressed in mask? 35 00:05:55,566 --> 00:05:58,126 -My wife knows who married an artist! 36 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,606 Artist you are, but cuckoo! I'll tell you! 37 00:06:00,726 --> 00:06:05,046 No, the beaks are the ones who play soccer on Wednesdays! (RlDE) 38 00:06:05,326 --> 00:06:07,646 Dad, let's do it two spaghetti at home? 39 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:10,806 Highly, listen to your dad. 40 00:06:10,966 --> 00:06:15,406 We want to limit ourselves, huh? You have talent. Listen to dad. 41 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:19,366 We want to do this audition or not from "Amici" by Maria De Filippi? Huh? 42 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:24,886 - Oh well, at least 2 cnc_en... - Intellectuals though. I'll make them for you! 43 00:06:26,206 --> 00:06:28,166 Love! I love-- 44 00:06:29,246 --> 00:06:30,326 But what is it? 45 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:44,686 Follow the twisted path from the candles, then blow them out, 46 00:06:44,886 --> 00:06:49,606 clean in time and if you can find me, artist! 47 00:06:50,126 --> 00:06:53,086 The treasure hunt... (RlDE) 48 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:58,206 He made me go on a treasure hunt... (RlDE) 49 00:07:09,006 --> 00:07:12,126 -Minnda: Go where he stopped the car to Uncle Rino. 50 00:07:13,446 --> 00:07:16,366 -Ma_ano; The treasure hunt Minnda invented it 51 00:07:16,406 --> 00:07:18,486 to celebrate every occasion. 52 00:07:18,686 --> 00:07:20,886 - Organize one for my 40th birthday, 53 00:07:21,326 --> 00:07:24,886 one to announce me who won 2,200 euros per lottery 54 00:07:25,246 --> 00:07:28,726 and one instead to communicate with me that uncle Rino stopped him 55 00:07:28,766 --> 00:07:32,966 our own car on the Selci level crossing. 56 00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:37,726 -He left the car there and the 9pm Intercity took it 57 00:07:37,926 --> 00:07:38,926 in full. 58 00:07:42,846 --> 00:07:46,526 -Minda; And on, my darling, if you haven't been hit by the train, 59 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:49,126 go where Jacinta lit up. 60 00:07:49,646 --> 00:07:52,286 -Mariano: Giacinta en una nga_ina who governed the pigs 61 00:07:52,326 --> 00:07:54,726 and once she saw a great light which almost blinded him. 62 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:58,126 -In fact, it actually blinded him, he took away 3 or 4 diopters! 63 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:01,886 -She, as a Catholic, took it like a divine sign and it was sounded. 64 00:08:01,926 --> 00:08:04,966 -Then we discovered what it was a poorly aimed laser beam 65 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:08,846 of the Xenon nightclub in Montevarchi. the irony of fate, 66 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:13,806 the convent where she was locked up 200 meters from Cocoric� in Riccione. 67 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:16,326 Be good... Be good... 68 00:08:17,326 --> 00:08:22,206 You're almost loved. Now put the head... where does Achilles sleep?! 69 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:23,646 Uh, no, uh! 70 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:29,326 -Achilles in the ferocious cane of Anghiari and its surroundings, 71 00:08:29,406 --> 00:08:33,126 he even bit himself. But no one had ever understood why 72 00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:37,326 almost hypnoti_ava in front of the songs of Lucio Dalla! 73 00:08:40,526 --> 00:08:43,366 74 00:08:43,486 --> 00:08:48,246 and a little woman like that 75 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:51,486 76 00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:55,246 - this life is a chain, 77 00:08:55,286 --> 00:08:57,846 78 00:08:57,926 --> 00:09:01,206 (cANrlccHlA) 79 00:09:01,406 --> 00:09:04,766 (cANrlccHlA) 80 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:14,766 I'll wait for you where we met the first kiss of love. 81 00:09:51,486 --> 00:09:52,726 Mariano... 82 00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:55,606 Best wishes to us! 83 00:09:59,246 --> 00:10:00,286 My wife! 84 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:04,606 (NOISE DELLA CERNlE_ DELLA RENDA) 85 00:10:19,526 --> 00:10:20,966 Baccano: Gnamo, mimme! 86 00:10:21,006 --> 00:10:23,806 Today the offer they are the spa_atun bags! 87 00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:25,806 And what do 3 euros for 40! 88 00:10:25,846 --> 00:10:28,286 I'll give them to you complete! I even put the dirt in there! 89 00:10:28,326 --> 00:10:30,646 Come, nga_i! Come from Giustina, 90 00:10:30,686 --> 00:10:33,366 I have the designer stuff! I signed it all! 91 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:34,566 Even bills! 92 00:10:34,606 --> 00:10:36,846 -poet; Come, come, poems for all! 93 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,326 Sca_e diem! The best sca_e in the area 94 00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:41,366 why make mistakes sca_e It's just a moment! 95 00:10:42,086 --> 00:10:46,646 I've got it! All of that what do you want, I have it! 96 00:10:46,686 --> 00:10:49,886 Oh, Marianino, yesterday I did nothing a fruit salad that is a masterpiece. 97 00:10:49,926 --> 00:10:52,686 - You made me win the Oscar! - Gnzie, Mr. Bugliani. 98 00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:56,006 For me instead with papaya of Madagascar that you gave me 99 00:10:56,046 --> 00:11:00,606 you made me pissed. - But it's good, you bastard! 100 00:11:00,646 --> 00:11:03,926 That's the stuff for delicate bellies! Are you from Madagascarte? 101 00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:05,846 You never went out from the Tiber Valley! 102 00:11:05,886 --> 00:11:07,046 what does that mean? 103 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:11,606 - Nini, your ass has boundaries! - Bonjourfinesse! 104 00:11:11,686 --> 00:11:15,046 Prince Zampaglione, I fell for you the crown in time this morning! 105 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,446 And don't give in to yourself to get it! 106 00:11:17,486 --> 00:11:20,646 Zampaglione, why are you leaving? Go to Baccano, he wants to talk to you. 107 00:11:20,686 --> 00:11:25,526 Go to Baccano! Get things off! Maremma, here, go, take it, go! 108 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,846 Zampaglione, don't you dare come here. 109 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:30,486 Go to Acciarino, they are loved new DVDs from Croatia. 110 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:31,526 Come, Zampaglione! 111 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,446 If you bring the newspapers to Don Pierino, I give you "Bella di notte". 112 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,766 Let it go, I'll go, This is how you make a whole journey! 113 00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:39,486 - Allon I also give you "Beautiful at night". - Huh? - Oppa! 114 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:43,286 -Take it out and fry it in a pan! - Minnda, dammit, run away with me 115 00:11:43,326 --> 00:11:47,606 and leave him dead from hunger! I have a hectare planted with truffles! 116 00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:50,006 And what do they have today? They're all screaming after me! 117 00:11:50,046 --> 00:11:51,606 Love, everyone is screaming after you... 118 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:55,886 The merchandise must be displayed on the table, not on me! 119 00:11:57,046 --> 00:12:02,766 He's got it! Everything I want he's got it! 120 00:12:03,646 --> 00:12:06,726 - Raga_o: Noisy... - U�! How's the pressure cooker? 121 00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:09,166 - It exploded! - Eh, it happens! 122 00:12:12,246 --> 00:12:15,166 Oh, Primetta, I'm going to be depressed. How are you today? 123 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,326 (Lucan accent) Depressed? That one is dejected. 124 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:20,326 He's bruised. He hasn't left the house for 2 months. 125 00:12:20,366 --> 00:12:24,046 Figunti who didn't even go at the wedding of the Mayor's son! 126 00:12:24,086 --> 00:12:26,726 U�, from the Mayor, not the Deputy Mayor. 127 00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:28,126 Tavern! Let's hope so... 128 00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:43,606 Primetta, how is the bell ringing can you open? I don't remember it. 129 00:12:43,646 --> 00:12:48,486 - Drin, drin, drin, driiiiiiin. - With the final drink being much longer? 130 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,886 Maremma, please open we need Momcone! 131 00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:57,366 (BELL SOUND coNrlNuA) 132 00:12:57,446 --> 00:12:59,126 Mmmmm! 133 00:13:01,526 --> 00:13:04,326 - Oh, Primetta, it's stuck! - And what should I do? 134 00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:06,046 Here we are. 135 00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:08,206 Good morning. 136 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,806 Here it is, Turin Electric Radio School! Pe_etto! 137 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:17,366 Pierino: It's your fault I left the house today. 138 00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:20,526 But, Don Pierino, which one left home? He went down to the landing. 139 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:24,046 But don't you think you're exaggerating? Depression is okay, 140 00:13:24,126 --> 00:13:27,046 but it's 6 weeks that she doesn't celebrate Mass. 141 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,686 The old ladies of the town they want to emigrate. I told her everything. 142 00:13:33,206 --> 00:13:35,966 I received this letter from the Curia of Florence. 143 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,046 What letter? Let me see. 144 00:13:39,806 --> 00:13:42,886 -They want to do a check. The voice spread. 145 00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:46,966 - They want to... replace me. - That is, the Monsignor? 146 00:13:47,006 --> 00:13:50,166 Do you realize? The Monsignor comes here for 2 weeks, 147 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:53,846 he can't find her in church saying Mass, they send her away. It's written here! 148 00:13:53,886 --> 00:13:56,846 - And they do well. -But they do what well, Don pie_no? 149 00:13:56,966 --> 00:14:00,446 But let's go outside! Out It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining. 150 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:01,886 Let's go out! 151 00:14:04,486 --> 00:14:07,526 -Damn, I have trouble with my faith, I failed. 152 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,526 Maremma, Don Pierino! 153 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:13,486 But is it possible that he sees everything black? This is a good thing, 154 00:14:13,606 --> 00:14:17,726 It's a sign from God, who wants her stay here with us, it's simple. 155 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,366 Huh? On! 156 00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,606 -And maybe he even finds his faith again. Huh? 157 00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:25,206 - Follow me! - Oh! That's how I want it! 158 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:27,526 Because, remember we have always followed it! 159 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,166 On we're going to do it a nice walk... Eh? 160 00:14:30,526 --> 00:14:31,686 Where are we going? 161 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,646 Get the fuck out. 162 00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:39,246 Come! Come! Look at this nonsense! 163 00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:42,206 -It's 85 square meters. 164 00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:46,326 We have 3 windows on the street. 1, 2 and 3, as you can see. 165 00:14:46,566 --> 00:14:49,326 There's a nice bathroom with a toilet! There, to the right! 166 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,206 In front of the bathroom with trogoletto and shower. 167 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,446 Here you can set up a counter, here, here! 168 00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:57,886 1 meter 40! With his chest, its indoor display... 169 00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:01,406 You're the second to see it, but attention: he has already made me an offer 170 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:04,806 a Chinese maker from Pnto, who does the Cantuccinesi, almond biscuits. 171 00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:05,846 This is good! 172 00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:10,206 Then you can put it here in the summer fruit and vegetables outdoors. 173 00:15:10,406 --> 00:15:12,926 A small support bench is made in muntun. 174 00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,606 On the Municipality he doesn't give us permission, 175 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:17,646 but then the Government changes and we (FlSCHlA) 176 00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:19,086 it goes up his ass with the amnesty. 177 00:15:19,246 --> 00:15:21,726 If they then insist, you tell him in Tuscan style: 178 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:24,206 And there's the supporting wall in muntun!� 179 00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:28,166 �Go to the hatasto to see if there are! 'A chen? And hey!� 180 00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:32,046 Floor of your choice. Fruit on the right, vegetables on the left. 181 00:15:32,086 --> 00:15:33,286 No, the opposite. 182 00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:35,326 And do the opposite. What do I care? 183 00:15:36,046 --> 00:15:38,926 idea! Here we put a sofa. 184 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:42,246 You will ask yourself: "What's the point? a sofa at the entrance to a greengrocer?�. 185 00:15:42,286 --> 00:15:45,686 It's strategic: old ladies come to buy more willingly from you 186 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:48,046 because they sit and varicose veins rest. 187 00:15:48,086 --> 00:15:50,206 How many ideas I give you! I'll take the 4 from you too. 188 00:15:50,486 --> 00:15:54,806 They want 160, we give them an offer at 140 and 150 is taken away. 189 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,646 Pellegrini, I didn't understand shit. How much does this a_are cost? 190 00:15:57,686 --> 00:15:59,486 How much does it cost? Get a mortgage, what do you care? 191 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,246 - I understand, but how much is the mortgage? - You go to the commercial... 192 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,966 -Love, 25,000 euros they have each other aside, 193 00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:09,406 you can give us another 15,000 my mom... 194 00:16:10,246 --> 00:16:12,886 Like 15.OOO? Didn't he say 20.OOO? 195 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:14,646 Or he didn't start again to play po_e_ 196 00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:17,166 - Let's begin playing po_was 70 years old? 197 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,606 - Then the other 10,000 they are done with the caravan! -No! No! 198 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,326 The caravan is not for sale. You know it love, it's our little house by the sea. 199 00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,286 - And take the tent! - But what tent? 200 00:16:26,326 --> 00:16:28,966 We are no longer old enough for a tent! In the meantime it's humid, 201 00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:32,406 he gets rheumatism then we all get stuck! Cri-cri-cri... 202 00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:35,526 Love, but in life you have to take risks... 203 00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:38,726 I understand, love, you have to take risks. I understood that you have to be rubbish. 204 00:16:38,766 --> 00:16:40,806 I'm the first to say: "Let's dive in and take a risk." 205 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:44,086 however 150,000 euros of mortgage they don't give them to us, 206 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,246 the house is not owned. We only have the van, 207 00:16:47,286 --> 00:16:49,126 penlter with a sinister pendant. 208 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,686 -What do you give him as a guarantee? The sinister pendant? 209 00:16:51,726 --> 00:16:53,806 Oh, there's also the stamp duty to do to the van! 210 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,166 - And we give him the joker! - But where does the joker come from, love? 211 00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:58,526 From heaven? On! 212 00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:06,246 (__sA_ WHY I LOVE__ FROM REGlsrRmoRE Hl.Fl) 213 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:21,286 Bettina! But do you want to stop? And I've been married for 10 years! 214 00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:27,006 (MlRANDA AND MARlANO RlDONO) 215 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:35,326 (__sA_ WHY I LOVE__ lN support) 216 00:17:48,286 --> 00:17:51,846 Romeo! Did you come here again this year? Weren't you supposed to go to Lerici? 217 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:54,206 There's that slut in Lerici of my moje. 218 00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:57,566 If we are separated again, this time forever! 219 00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:03,326 - Here we are! Only you and I resist! - We're like Mickey and Minnie! 220 00:18:05,846 --> 00:18:09,766 -Oh, Tomato! You brought the package to test it in the sun? 221 00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:12,006 No, I'll prepare it because I want to propose it to the lifeguard, 222 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:15,326 that seems like a fagot to me! - Stasen we're all together, huh? 223 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,846 -It's not like there are all of these alternatives here in Hollywood! Minnda... 224 00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:21,006 Mariano! You took the sausages perstasen? 225 00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:24,606 Steak, sausages and rosticciana! Stasen vegetarian dinner! 226 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,166 Your son? He's on a diet, I see! 227 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,526 Be good, in the next two hours. 228 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,246 I don't know if it's him that inflates the donut 229 00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:31,726 or the donut that inflates him! 230 00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:34,246 -Oh, you're a rotisserie nothing stasen, eh! 231 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,926 - A sausage! - One though! 232 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:40,086 -(in dialect) Madonna, oh! When I speak with you, you always make me anxious! 233 00:18:40,646 --> 00:18:43,606 When you keep the money always standing you fall! 234 00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:47,486 It's always a question of money! Alon I'll just tell you this, 235 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,086 you talking about people with money. 236 00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:53,286 - John Tnvolta keeps in his garden two planes parked. -And understand, 237 00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:56,366 I have my mother-in-law parked there on the couch every weekend! 238 00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:58,046 - Who has the biggest problem? - Oh! 239 00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:01,926 Your mother-in-law He leaves you the little house in Ischia! 240 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,806 That's why you keep it parked on the sofa, 241 00:19:03,846 --> 00:19:07,446 otherwise you would have made it with the fuck, you wouldn't even leave her in the ganges! 242 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:11,646 The fact is that everyone has a prize, there is nothing to do! 243 00:19:12,086 --> 00:19:16,006 if I had the money but do you know what I do? But I'll buy them! 244 00:19:16,046 --> 00:19:17,886 And there's a good Tomato, nga_i. 245 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:20,046 -I didn't want to tell you why 246 00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:24,966 I felt very bad about it. But do you know what Simonetta did? 247 00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:27,966 - Who is Simonetta? - My friend, the pa_cchien. 248 00:19:28,006 --> 00:19:31,446 -Here you are! Oh, mind your own s**t! Oh, what were you there? 249 00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:34,046 -Look, darling, who told me in confidence! 250 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,446 He also made me arrive don't tell anyone! 251 00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:38,406 Capini, he put it in the bank the news! 252 00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:41,366 - Tell us what this bitch did. - Allon, in short, 253 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:43,686 en went dancing at "Dolce Mammola". 254 00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:46,646 and approached her a handsome American in his 50s 255 00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:50,446 who looks at her and says: "What a beautiful mouth you have!" 256 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:53,006 �That you would have sex with me for5000 dollars?� 257 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:56,406 - I don't believe it, I should report it! - Yes, report it! 258 00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:58,286 She hasn't made many records. 259 00:19:58,326 --> 00:20:00,806 He took it by the hand and mounted it on the Smartina. 260 00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:02,686 That's the pa_cchien percopertun, 261 00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:05,166 otherwise he wouldn't understand it the three-room apartment in Via dei Volsci! 262 00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:07,926 . Ay_ asked for the mortgage! -Sj he asked America for the mortgage! no 263 00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:09,326 and he gave it to her at an upright rate! 264 00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:13,846 Oh well, what will happen? Captains! She took a shower and pays the mortgage! 265 00:20:13,886 --> 00:20:17,206 -Not like us who break ourselves my back all day long! 266 00:20:17,246 --> 00:20:20,446 Tell the American that it came to me, look at that mouth! 267 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:25,566 Take away the wine... Blessed! You make me nervous my friend Baccano! 268 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,686 -Okay, wait, let's have fun! Just talk! - Think, talk! 269 00:20:29,806 --> 00:20:32,686 - Come on, no, why are you being so clever... - Eh? 270 00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:34,366 -A sheik is coming, 271 00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:38,646 a sheik from Minnesota. - Minnesota... 272 00:20:38,686 --> 00:20:42,246 -He looks at you and says: "Hey, little beard, I like you." 273 00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,246 'And I want to screw you.' 274 00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:47,566 - And thank goodness he's a sheik! Let's go to bed. - Wait! 275 00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:51,126 You can take 50,000 euros from me for your eye? 276 00:20:51,966 --> 00:20:56,206 (laughing) She's drunk. 277 00:20:58,646 --> 00:21:03,486 50,000 euros? No, no, dear Sheik of Minnesota. 278 00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:08,846 -I'll give you 50,000 euros for mine chiocchio, as you call it, 279 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,886 don't want them. - Goodbye! 280 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,206 -Allon let's say this sheik 281 00:21:13,246 --> 00:21:16,966 who has always had everything in life, no one ever said "nein" to him, 282 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:20,686 he comes back and tells you: “Listen, handsome greengrocer,” 283 00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:23,766 "I won't give you 50,000 euros anymore for your eye. 284 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:27,326 - “Do you want to know how many I'll give you?” - How many? Let's hear it, come on, come on. 285 00:21:27,366 --> 00:21:30,726 -Do you want to know? - On tells us, eh! Yes, I want to know. - Eh. 286 00:21:32,606 --> 00:21:35,086 I'll give it to you 500.OOO. 287 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,166 -Allon, we want to open it like a nut? 288 00:21:41,246 --> 00:21:43,726 -The famous Chiocchio nut! - Eh! 289 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:47,406 Allon, do you want to give it to me or not this chick? 290 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:51,886 (HIGHLY RUSSIAN) 291 00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:57,206 The goodie... the goodie... 292 00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:08,166 (laughing) He drank. 500.OOO Chiocchio walnut pearl... 293 00:22:13,286 --> 00:22:15,406 Allon? Do you even think about it? 294 00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:20,166 - What? - Answer him in kind to this idiot from Minnesota, right? 295 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:32,806 No, dear, Sheik of Minnesota. You have money to throw away, 296 00:22:33,046 --> 00:22:36,366 but my chick I don't give it to you. 297 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:41,766 - Rent it to him! -No, the chick It is not rented or sold. 298 00:22:41,806 --> 00:22:45,086 And you can't download it from the Internet! Let's go to bed, come on! 299 00:22:45,126 --> 00:22:46,566 Anyway, nga_i, I'll tell you: 300 00:22:46,606 --> 00:22:49,326 This sheik from Minnesota we will never meet. 301 00:22:49,406 --> 00:22:53,046 Fona, ssshit! Andenen, go to bed! You drank a lot! 302 00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:54,926 And take this boiler to bed! 303 00:22:55,246 --> 00:22:56,566 -Ma_ano; Are you going to bed, Baccanino? 304 00:22:56,606 --> 00:22:59,206 And say no? You just broke my balls. 305 00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:02,006 -Ma_ano; Yes ya, love? Hello, nga_i, goodnight. 306 00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:05,446 - Good night. - The Sheik of Minnesota, 500,000 euros... 307 00:23:11,166 --> 00:23:15,606 - I'll give you 35? -At this distance the 35th? Come on! 308 00:23:16,286 --> 00:23:17,646 I'll give you the phone. 309 00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:19,806 (sighing) Give me what you want, 310 00:23:19,846 --> 00:23:22,246 so much with this light the service sucks. 311 00:23:22,286 --> 00:23:26,406 Then you know what readers care about Garibaldi statues in Italy! Bm... 312 00:23:26,486 --> 00:23:29,326 - But at least we had a good lunch. - Oh, yes, yes. 313 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:33,046 - You like to eat lately, huh! -Mm! - Am I wrong or are you stuck? 314 00:23:35,606 --> 00:23:38,366 Listen, but apart from eating, what do you like to do? 315 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:43,366 Almost nothing. You know I get bored of everything right away. 316 00:23:44,366 --> 00:23:48,486 That's why you and I get along well. I get bored almost immediately too. 317 00:23:49,686 --> 00:23:51,646 I don't like anything either. 318 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,886 I really don't like it either. 319 00:24:03,806 --> 00:24:06,526 (SCmTl PHOTOGRAFlCl) 320 00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:07,726 Fruit? 321 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,246 Andrea: In front... 322 00:24:11,646 --> 00:24:14,406 -the van! -Behind! 323 00:24:14,966 --> 00:24:16,286 The umbrella. 324 00:24:16,926 --> 00:24:18,206 Under. 325 00:24:18,366 --> 00:24:20,246 -(laughing) The counter. 326 00:24:20,766 --> 00:24:21,926 Mmmmm... 327 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,646 Much better than Garibaldi! 328 00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:42,166 Director: And you wanted to make me believe it that this is not a model? 329 00:24:42,526 --> 00:24:44,406 He has a stall at the market. 330 00:24:44,446 --> 00:24:47,726 -He wakes up at 6:00 in the morning and sells fruit all day. 331 00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:49,446 -These photos I made them for him in secret. 332 00:24:49,486 --> 00:24:52,406 It's explosive, director. E-explo-ye-go! 333 00:24:52,526 --> 00:24:54,446 -ln e_etti is something divine. 334 00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:58,766 If we make the next calendar with her, we spy on them all. 335 00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:02,246 Can you imagine the advertisement? We send it to all the shows. 336 00:25:02,846 --> 00:25:06,246 �The sexiest woman in Italy she's a greengrocer. 337 00:25:06,286 --> 00:25:09,726 Become the idol of women! Not footballers' girlfriends! 338 00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:12,086 identification of the Very Normal People! 339 00:25:12,286 --> 00:25:15,886 - And there are 100,000 copies! - First printing! 340 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,366 I thought about it a lot before to bring them to you, but then I convinced myself. 341 00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:21,686 It's just an economic question. 342 00:25:21,726 --> 00:25:25,006 Tell me how much I o_ro him and I'll bring you 12 heart attack shots. 343 00:25:25,286 --> 00:25:28,526 Oh, easy with the words, I've already had 3 bypasses, eh? 344 00:25:29,326 --> 00:25:30,886 (sighing) Let's see... 345 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,446 Love! Love, are you there? 346 00:25:35,126 --> 00:25:38,966 -The uncle before he died he also left us two goldfish. 347 00:25:39,006 --> 00:25:41,966 J He says they are like us they are always attached. 348 00:25:42,726 --> 00:25:45,006 Love, we need to feed him, 349 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:49,046 they're not like us let them live with love! Eh! Fona! 350 00:25:49,126 --> 00:25:50,366 (MUSIC BY CARLLON) 351 00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:54,246 (laughing) What are they looking at? They look at the sachet! 352 00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:57,326 It's not feed! � Pan degli Angeli, bischeri! 353 00:25:57,526 --> 00:26:00,526 If I give it to you, you rise and become two bnnzini. 354 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:04,926 And then you do it with potatoes. Love, am I talking to myself? Love! 355 00:26:05,126 --> 00:26:09,446 -But what is this ca_llon? Where are you? - I'm here. 356 00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:16,526 Love... Love... What happened to you, a stroke of absence? 357 00:26:19,526 --> 00:26:20,806 What is this check? 358 00:26:22,326 --> 00:26:25,006 Oh! Let go, oh! 359 00:26:29,406 --> 00:26:31,966 50,000 euros in your name? 360 00:26:33,086 --> 00:26:36,406 Mom won at the po_e_ Mom won at the po_e_ 361 00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:41,086 They want me to make a calendar, all naked, 362 00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:46,246 covered in fruit. He says I'm totally photogenic. 363 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,366 - And who gave you this money? -Andrea, a photographer 364 00:26:50,726 --> 00:26:55,126 all elegant, speaking in terms in English... I didn't understand shit. 365 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:58,446 -Anyway he says that if I accept, I can keep it, 366 00:26:58,806 --> 00:27:02,886 otherwise come here and takes it back within 3 days. 367 00:27:03,046 --> 00:27:06,806 - A calendar in fruit? - 'For the magazine 'Beautiful Life'. 368 00:27:07,006 --> 00:27:08,726 All beautiful things... 369 00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:13,846 They were looking for a normal penalty to make a calendar and 370 00:27:14,606 --> 00:27:18,046 they chose me. - Yes, I understand, but the normal penalties 371 00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:20,806 They're not all naked in fruit, huh? 372 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:24,846 You're wrong, love, but... This is his mobile number. 373 00:27:25,366 --> 00:27:30,326 Talk to me, you're worth 50,000 euros to me they made me sleepy. 374 00:27:32,206 --> 00:27:36,006 (CELL PHONE SOUND) 375 00:27:36,726 --> 00:27:39,726 - Yes, ready? -I am Ma_ano, the O_olan, 376 00:27:39,886 --> 00:27:43,406 husband of photogenic wife. Who is he, Andrea? 377 00:27:43,606 --> 00:27:46,526 Ah, hello, yes. I was expecting a phone call from you. 378 00:27:46,606 --> 00:27:50,726 -That's right and in fact I called. - I bet he wants to know more. 379 00:27:50,766 --> 00:27:54,166 I didn't understand what it had to do with it all naked inside the fruit. 380 00:27:54,286 --> 00:27:57,886 January, February, hand, April... It's a calendar 381 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,846 and every month It has its seasonal fruit. 382 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,886 But this calendar you couldn't make clothes, 383 00:28:03,006 --> 00:28:04,646 at least for the winter months? 384 00:28:04,806 --> 00:28:07,726 Mr Stoppani, homo quisque faberipse fortunee suae. 385 00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:10,646 Right! I didn't understand shit, but right. 386 00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:13,486 -but you know how we say it here in Tuscany? 387 00:28:13,806 --> 00:28:19,726 - When the wife undresses, it turns on the desire in everyone! -Wow! Let's hope! 388 00:28:19,886 --> 00:28:24,286 However, as I told Minnda, You have 3 days to think about it. 389 00:28:24,326 --> 00:28:27,566 I'll call you back on Friday, unfortunately I have to leave her. Say hello to your wife 390 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:30,966 and don't worry, it's just a calendar it is not a feeling but an a_are. 391 00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:37,486 (MARLANO SOSPlRA) 392 00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:39,246 Well, what did he tell you? 393 00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:41,686 What did he tell me? 394 00:28:42,286 --> 00:28:45,526 - What? - He told me things what he said to you. 395 00:28:46,086 --> 00:28:49,486 Then it's true, he starts talking in English and you don't understand a thing. 396 00:28:49,766 --> 00:28:52,286 However he also told me than a calendar 397 00:28:52,526 --> 00:28:55,206 It's not a trend. - it's a a_are. - it's a a_are. 398 00:28:55,246 --> 00:28:57,926 - He told me too. - He told me that too. 399 00:28:58,406 --> 00:29:00,006 (MlRANDA SOSPlRA) 400 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,926 All naked in the fruit... 401 00:29:03,566 --> 00:29:05,966 Without even a trail maybe... 402 00:30:18,046 --> 00:30:19,846 (sighing) Better this way. 403 00:30:22,486 --> 00:30:24,326 Steeled: I should have put it here. 404 00:30:27,246 --> 00:30:28,886 Raga_o: Usually you put it there. 405 00:30:29,606 --> 00:30:32,486 - Here, did you see? - Well. Gnzie, see you. - HI. 406 00:30:33,726 --> 00:30:36,886 - Acciarito, how's it going? - Oh! What are you doing here? Aren't you testing it? 407 00:30:36,926 --> 00:30:40,646 - No, otherwise I'll go! - But be fine. You are not free at dancing like us. 408 00:30:40,686 --> 00:30:46,286 Listen, give me... a calendar. Give me a calendar, phone. 409 00:30:46,566 --> 00:30:48,286 A calendar. Give me a calendar. 410 00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:52,366 - Hello, Mariano! - Oh, Ciciarelli! Allon, how's it going? 411 00:30:52,406 --> 00:30:54,166 For me "Christian Family", eh? 412 00:30:54,246 --> 00:30:56,206 And the calendar. (mARlANO RlDE) 413 00:30:56,246 --> 00:31:00,326 What do you say? The calendar! Do it yourself. You have to go with the little girl. 414 00:31:00,406 --> 00:31:02,606 - A 'Po_emon'. - This little girl is beautiful! 415 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:05,446 - Gnzie, score! - Hello, mark, oh! 416 00:31:05,606 --> 00:31:09,006 - Give me the calendar, come on! - You too with naked women! 417 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:11,686 - Why? Do you sell a lot of them? - Several?! 418 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:13,566 Mine is not a sale, It's a census. 419 00:31:13,606 --> 00:31:16,046 -I know him exactly the number of wankers 420 00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:18,806 that are in Anghiari and surrounding areas. And there are a lot of them! 421 00:31:18,846 --> 00:31:19,846 Oh well... 422 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,246 - Score, eh! - "Christian Family"? 423 00:31:23,326 --> 00:31:24,846 I read it completely. 424 00:31:27,566 --> 00:31:33,246 (SONG WITH THE MELODY DL __GREASED LlGHrNlNG__ lN DlFFusloNE) 425 00:31:41,046 --> 00:31:42,286 Dad! 426 00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:57,806 -Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 427 00:31:59,566 --> 00:32:01,086 Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 428 00:32:02,126 --> 00:32:04,446 Puddu: Are you stupid? You did me terrible. 429 00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:07,286 Baccano, you really suck. 430 00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:10,046 -Okay, you're doing it for fun, 431 00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:14,366 that you are an amateur company, but there is also a limit of good taste! 432 00:32:14,446 --> 00:32:17,086 You're not dancing, you are losing your dignity! 433 00:32:17,206 --> 00:32:19,006 Listen, avant-garde director. 434 00:32:19,126 --> 00:32:21,566 Mariano has always been there at the rehearsals next to me. 435 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:25,286 If Mariano isn't there, I roll the same because I'm a professional. 436 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,726 I am speechless. 437 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:31,446 -Enough of this "I have no words"! You fooled us with "I have no words"! 438 00:32:31,566 --> 00:32:35,606 -But always... But the pockets for he has money to put in at the end of the month! 439 00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:36,646 -He has no words! 440 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:41,326 (TOMATO SPEAKS ANGRY lN LoNrANANCE) 441 00:32:41,366 --> 00:32:43,886 -Altamante: These people are always arguing! You seem stupid to me! 442 00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:46,366 - Oh, Altamante, alon? - Let it go. 443 00:32:46,406 --> 00:32:49,006 - Why? What happened? - (sighing) A mess. 444 00:32:49,046 --> 00:32:50,046 What a mess? 445 00:32:50,766 --> 00:32:51,966 I do my best. 446 00:32:52,006 --> 00:32:54,286 But you have to be careful, Baccano! 447 00:32:54,446 --> 00:32:57,766 Baccano launched Puddu as a missile in the rondo sequence! 448 00:32:57,806 --> 00:33:00,326 I did with 'Grease' I don't have fun anymore. Too many ballets. 449 00:33:00,366 --> 00:33:01,646 -Couldn't we have done �Fnn_enstein�? 450 00:33:01,686 --> 00:33:03,926 I also gave you the o_ay to play the monster myself! 451 00:33:04,366 --> 00:33:05,846 Look at what a pussy that is! 452 00:33:07,126 --> 00:33:08,926 -Who is he? -Bonabona! 453 00:33:09,046 --> 00:33:12,726 Altamante, go and change there! Go, go! (FlSCHlA) Over there! 454 00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:15,286 Tomato: Look at that there is the snack dispenser. 455 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,926 - What is this thing? What is it? - Holy shit! 456 00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:19,846 And what is it? A slut! What is it? 457 00:33:21,486 --> 00:33:24,366 Why... 'slut'? Why did you say "slut"? 458 00:33:24,646 --> 00:33:27,886 Why, have you ever spent a June what about you? Have you ever been through it? 459 00:33:27,926 --> 00:33:29,966 I don't know. He says why do I say 'slut'! 460 00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:34,486 -What's the matter? This is a model, what they made him do 461 00:33:34,526 --> 00:33:38,246 the calendar and maybe they gave it to him a lot of money. What does "slut" have to do with it? 462 00:33:38,286 --> 00:33:43,966 . She's a slut! -But you are like provincials in the soul! 463 00:33:44,006 --> 00:33:49,006 -Always with these bad comments about... these professionals! U�! 464 00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:53,966 - We're in 3000, eh! - In 3000? I'm sorry for something! 465 00:33:54,086 --> 00:33:57,406 -No, I mean yicini at 3000! This requires a little... 466 00:33:57,686 --> 00:34:03,766 It always seems that on us because... The man can say, the woman cannot say. 467 00:34:03,806 --> 00:34:06,966 -The man can speak, not the woman, listen... 468 00:34:07,006 --> 00:34:11,846 The man who can talk or the woman that is could also listen and speak, 469 00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:14,886 in the sense that I It's not that I take it for... 470 00:34:15,046 --> 00:34:18,926 I want to say: this calendar who put it? Who threw it away? 471 00:34:19,006 --> 00:34:22,526 -Da doye yiene? but to me criminally you seem to me 472 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:26,726 which you should a little too at some point in your life 473 00:34:26,926 --> 00:34:29,606 (FlSCHlA) open your mind. 474 00:34:33,966 --> 00:34:35,606 Do you know what I would open up to him about this? 475 00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:40,726 Don't tell me, Baccano, I vaguely sensed by your gaze. Go. 476 00:34:41,726 --> 00:34:44,446 See you this week to test them. Hello, nga_i. 477 00:34:45,566 --> 00:34:48,846 - Put July, go! - It hurts! - Eh... 478 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,326 Your crest will be restored. Better not, listen to me. 479 00:34:51,366 --> 00:34:53,646 - Put July! - I would put it on you, but it's better not to. 480 00:34:53,686 --> 00:34:56,006 Okay, we're in June, that I like it as it is. 481 00:34:56,966 --> 00:35:00,326 Love, the calendar test It went badly. Very bad! 482 00:35:01,686 --> 00:35:02,806 What is it? 483 00:35:07,326 --> 00:35:09,126 -Minda; Love, don't get upset, 484 00:35:09,326 --> 00:35:12,006 but so much this decision I had to take it. 485 00:35:12,686 --> 00:35:16,806 -Allon I thought about it, I got excited and I am led to a conclusion: 486 00:35:17,246 --> 00:35:19,286 I want to make this calendar. 487 00:35:19,646 --> 00:35:23,526 -I want to put myself in positions more absurd, the dirtier poses, 488 00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:29,206 However, dear Mariano, this calendar I want to do it... just for you! 489 00:35:29,366 --> 00:35:32,566 -take the polaroid that I put you under and how in the bathroom! 490 00:35:36,766 --> 00:35:38,166 Do you like January? 491 00:35:38,766 --> 00:35:41,926 And let's make it 20 months this calendar! 492 00:35:44,486 --> 00:35:45,606 (MlRANDA GRlDA) 493 00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:48,206 Come on, every last drop! 494 00:35:50,446 --> 00:35:51,486 Minnda: Mmh! 495 00:35:52,566 --> 00:35:57,086 Grab the Polaroid on and I'll make you the calendar for the year! 496 00:35:58,966 --> 00:36:04,246 -phona, snap, snap! Come on, come on! Let's get hands-on! Hand! 497 00:36:08,926 --> 00:36:10,086 -April, April! 498 00:36:14,926 --> 00:36:18,766 Here we are! (GRlDA) 499 00:36:34,206 --> 00:36:35,486 , Listen, love 500 00:36:35,806 --> 00:36:37,566 I'm not a little drunk 501 00:36:37,606 --> 00:36:40,566 and you know that champagne I can't stand it, 502 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:46,166 but later, when I get over it, we could go over there to our bed 503 00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:50,086 and we are committed and he has a beautiful baby. 504 00:36:50,766 --> 00:36:55,846 I already have the names in my head. Therefore, if born a girl, 505 00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:59,246 his name is Auron, if instead it is a male 506 00:37:00,606 --> 00:37:01,886 Tnmonto! 507 00:37:03,006 --> 00:37:06,206 Tnmonto... It's not a name Tnmonto! 508 00:37:06,246 --> 00:37:09,526 Why not? It's beautiful! It's a name of the time, a name of the people! 509 00:37:09,566 --> 00:37:12,686 I have at least 6 cousins which are called Tnmonto! 510 00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:16,926 - But nobody's name is Tnmonto! - Come on, come on, let's do it, let's do it! 511 00:37:17,086 --> 00:37:21,326 It comes as beautiful as its name. Tnmonto... 512 00:37:23,966 --> 00:37:27,966 Auron and Tnmonto and then, love, we have everything. 513 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:38,806 -Oh, you can put; �Tnmonto, help me to unload the truck of jujubes!� 514 00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:41,726 -I don't want to help d'Auron. 515 00:37:42,606 --> 00:37:44,366 -Minda; She's a little girl. - It's a little girl! 516 00:37:44,886 --> 00:37:49,526 I got it! I have Chiocchio's walnut! 517 00:37:49,566 --> 00:37:52,166 -Mimme, this morning I have the Korean pot, 518 00:37:52,366 --> 00:37:55,166 non-stick, anti-slip and anti-moth. 519 00:37:55,366 --> 00:37:59,126 15 euros per day, 10 euros for the little one. Are you interested? 520 00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:02,046 Oh, Baccano, I can make the trout with this pan? 521 00:38:02,086 --> 00:38:04,246 Signor, at your age do you also like fish? 522 00:38:04,286 --> 00:38:07,886 - At your age you still like it be a mandrill? - I'll sell it. 523 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:09,446 I give him sympathy for the sale. 524 00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:12,966 Minndina, Minndina, what pears do you have this morning! 525 00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:16,366 Feel how poetic it is the Zampaglione this morning! 526 00:38:16,406 --> 00:38:18,966 Oh, Ungaretti, what a sign of the last two months! 527 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:22,126 Will you give me some dindini or are you hermetic in this too? 528 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:25,486 I'll give it to your wife, that one It is the best place to allow them. 529 00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:30,006 It's like Luxembourg: She's not a woman, she's a tax pandiso. 530 00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:31,046 Here, good news. 531 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:39,366 - Excuse me, how much do these cherries cost? -Oh, these are special! 532 00:38:39,446 --> 00:38:43,526 - They're sweeter than cotton candy! - And how much does this cotton candy cost? 533 00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:48,606 - Ah! Mariano, look who's here. - Who's there? 534 00:38:50,006 --> 00:38:53,006 He is the insurance expert of the sinister pendant of the van? 535 00:38:53,046 --> 00:38:54,846 - I'll explain how it went. - No, be fine. 536 00:38:54,886 --> 00:38:57,726 No, you're fine. It's good that you know. This is how things happened. 537 00:38:57,766 --> 00:39:01,246 That Ka the Arrow scoundrel he put it on after the accident. 538 00:39:01,286 --> 00:39:06,046 I have eyewitnesses. Baccano, when did you put the arrow? 539 00:39:06,286 --> 00:39:10,366 - But who, that scoundrel from Ka? - Yes, him! - He put it after the crash. 540 00:39:10,406 --> 00:39:14,166 What did I tell him? We are ready to come and testify in court. 541 00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:16,406 There is no need we're going to court. 542 00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:19,286 Better! There's a sensation, what do you say in these cases? 543 00:39:19,326 --> 00:39:21,806 Yes, you know. That's what they say, right? 544 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,126 - In these cases it is said that you have done it a pussy! - Why? 545 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:27,686 This gentleman It's the calendar photo. 546 00:39:27,886 --> 00:39:30,446 - Excuse me. Hello, Mariano. - Pleasure. 547 00:39:30,566 --> 00:39:32,446 I'm sorry made her come here. 548 00:39:32,486 --> 00:39:35,446 He could have given us a phone call and we would have told him everything. 549 00:39:35,486 --> 00:39:38,806 We have decided that the calendar you don't want to do it. 550 00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:42,286 Go get the check. Look, I'll tell the other one: 551 00:39:42,326 --> 00:39:46,326 They would also be useful to us because 50,000 dindini are not few, 552 00:39:46,526 --> 00:39:51,606 but we are ashamed to stay all naked in the fruit like this... 553 00:39:51,646 --> 00:39:54,886 We're ashamed, come on. It's not done. I'm sorry you came all this way. 554 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,806 If he wants two peaches, two plums, they willingly give themselves to him, 555 00:39:57,846 --> 00:39:59,926 even an aubergine, but we don't do it. 556 00:39:59,966 --> 00:40:02,686 Minnda, you're so sure not to make the calendar? 557 00:40:02,726 --> 00:40:05,246 No, he doesn't accept. It's not like you have to ask the question 558 00:40:05,286 --> 00:40:08,526 after the explanation has been made. Does not accept Minnda. 559 00:40:09,406 --> 00:40:12,846 Yes, no, look, I'm really sorry, but I'm sorry... 560 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:17,526 It was so nice of you but... I just can't do it. 561 00:40:17,566 --> 00:40:20,046 - I'm not the type... - He thought about it, but he can't do it. 562 00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:25,206 - And it's not a money factor, really. - No! - It's a problem that I'm ashamed of... 563 00:40:25,246 --> 00:40:29,046 - He's very ashamed. - Oh well, unless it's a money factor 564 00:40:29,526 --> 00:40:31,766 I'm going. Sin! - Mariano: It's really a shame! 565 00:40:32,086 --> 00:40:35,646 No, too bad, because you could have passed a week in the Seychelles. 566 00:40:35,966 --> 00:40:38,126 This is the location who had chosen photo pearls. 567 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,686 -Beautiful place! Compliments! The place is beautiful. 568 00:40:40,726 --> 00:40:43,166 And the other, just for information, 569 00:40:44,006 --> 00:40:46,726 the owner of the newspaper had raised the cifn. 570 00:40:51,046 --> 00:40:52,766 And just for information 571 00:40:53,006 --> 00:40:57,926 the owner of the newspaper how much would he have given us just for information? 572 00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:02,806 - I'll write it to you here. - He writes it here. 573 00:41:02,926 --> 00:41:06,646 On us... For information, curiosity... 574 00:41:08,126 --> 00:41:09,166 Minnda: Eh! 575 00:41:11,206 --> 00:41:13,766 -Woman; Minndina, where do you have the pre_emolo? 576 00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:41,886 Minndina, I'm going to do the dismissal with the black one! 577 00:41:41,926 --> 00:41:45,526 You go do this fucking calendar, we meet at 5:00 at the Chiringuito. 578 00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:48,846 -Love, put on your hat the sun is baking here! 579 00:41:48,966 --> 00:41:52,206 But which hat? We have skin in the family! 580 00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:55,606 Remember what my uncle did the lifeguard in Lido di Camaiore! 581 00:41:55,966 --> 00:41:59,286 - Aladdin, you brought it anchovy paste? - My name Sa)'d. 582 00:41:59,326 --> 00:42:01,726 , Don't be embarrassed, you bastard I don't remember it! 583 00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:03,566 I don't talk to her foreign languages! 584 00:42:03,606 --> 00:42:06,566 -It's my fault if you look alike to the genie in the lamp? 585 00:42:06,606 --> 00:42:09,766 -Don't make me fool myself with this little boat, huh? 586 00:42:09,806 --> 00:42:12,766 I just had breakfast. But did the tsunami occur here? 587 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:16,766 - No, sir. - Aridenga with this gentleman! Beard! 588 00:42:16,846 --> 00:42:20,446 (MlAGOlO) At most call me Mr. Barbetta! 589 00:42:20,726 --> 00:42:25,246 But how does it work here? You have it the union or are you doing everything in the black? 590 00:42:27,446 --> 00:42:28,646 Andrea: Minnda! 591 00:42:29,486 --> 00:42:31,086 But we want to take it away this pareo 592 00:42:31,126 --> 00:42:33,286 or we do a winter calendar? 593 00:42:33,886 --> 00:42:35,166 And does it seem easy to you? 594 00:42:35,206 --> 00:42:38,886 I'm not used to being naked in front of all these strangers. 595 00:42:38,926 --> 00:42:40,726 But which strangers, Minnda? 596 00:42:40,806 --> 00:42:43,366 Here we are working, we're all used to it, come on. 597 00:42:43,886 --> 00:42:47,046 Look, I almost regret it I don't like this calendar! 598 00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:50,246 Minnda, we're not making ourselves come a crisis right now, eh! 599 00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:54,366 -Listen. let's do one thing; I count to 3. - Eh. 600 00:42:54,526 --> 00:42:57,246 -And at 3 already the sarong! Hmm? - Mh. 601 00:42:58,286 --> 00:43:02,246 Come on! 1, 2 and 3! 602 00:43:19,486 --> 00:43:20,566 Well? 603 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,326 What are these faces? 604 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,966 Are you all used to it? 605 00:43:30,486 --> 00:43:32,966 -Sa)'d, but here the fish Are there any in the Seychelles? 606 00:43:33,006 --> 00:43:36,686 He says: "There are fish, there are fish." It's me_'on that you don't take anything! 607 00:43:36,766 --> 00:43:40,326 Find everything: fish, turtles, pandisus... 608 00:43:42,566 --> 00:43:46,006 A curiosity: here in the Seychelles do you have fog? 609 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:49,686 . What is fog? - it's a reaction chemistrytn the sky and latem. 610 00:43:49,726 --> 00:43:52,486 I don't know how to explain it to you, I only know that when there is fog 611 00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:54,686 you can't see a saw anymore! - And what color is it? 612 00:43:54,726 --> 00:43:57,246 - The fog has no color. - What, it has no color? 613 00:43:57,286 --> 00:44:02,006 The fog has no color. The fog It's like a low low cloud. 614 00:44:02,446 --> 00:44:06,526 - Does the low cloud have color? No! - And what does it taste like? 615 00:44:07,006 --> 00:44:12,126 And what does it taste like? It has no taste, Sa)'d! It tastes like smog. 616 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:16,126 - What is smog? - Plagued Maremma, Sa)'d! How many questions do you ask me! 617 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:20,486 -You look like my 4 year old nephew! Damn me and when I asked you! 618 00:44:23,526 --> 00:44:26,846 - What happened? - Eh, typical small shark attack. 619 00:44:26,886 --> 00:44:29,326 -Small, a handjob! Get it going, Sa)'d! 620 00:44:29,766 --> 00:44:32,246 -do to the syelta, Sa)'d, that this eats us! 621 00:44:32,726 --> 00:44:36,486 - Fona, fona! - It will not start! - What, he's not leaving? Get it moving! 622 00:44:36,726 --> 00:44:40,366 Damn you, Sa)'d! I was better with the shark! 623 00:44:40,646 --> 00:44:42,406 How much Maremma weighs! 624 00:44:43,526 --> 00:44:46,406 But you throw away all this fruit when did it end? 625 00:44:46,606 --> 00:44:50,566 A guess knows 150 euros worth of stuff! It's a shame. 626 00:44:50,686 --> 00:44:53,206 J If you weren't so far away I took it away! 627 00:44:53,246 --> 00:44:55,166 Keep going, keep talking why 628 00:44:55,646 --> 00:45:00,006 come more naturally when you talk. - E you could also peel the pineapple. 629 00:45:00,086 --> 00:45:01,806 My whole back is burning! 630 00:45:02,246 --> 00:45:04,846 Mariano: Sa)'d, but on these scooters two can go 631 00:45:04,886 --> 00:45:06,646 or do they take the points off your license? 632 00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:10,406 - I got my license with an exam, not with points. - Oh well, we don't understand each other. 633 00:45:10,446 --> 00:45:12,406 Let's hope they don't catch us the canbinieri. 634 00:45:12,446 --> 00:45:13,726 We are loved, Barbetta. 635 00:45:14,126 --> 00:45:17,126 This little local tnttoria. No tourism here. 636 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,966 Eating much better and pay much less! 637 00:45:20,006 --> 00:45:22,366 I understand, but it's not like I'm there foreign microbes? 638 00:45:22,406 --> 00:45:25,246 Even water, he says to drink only the one that is well capped. 639 00:45:25,646 --> 00:45:28,726 Ah, all bullshit for sale more medicines for you Europeans! Let's go! 640 00:45:28,766 --> 00:45:31,406 It seemed strange to me, water, water everywhere! 641 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:34,766 -Andrea; And bnya, Minnda. You're starting to melt. 642 00:45:34,806 --> 00:45:37,846 Since in the end I was wrong not to let Mariano on set? 643 00:45:37,886 --> 00:45:39,846 You wouldn't have been so casual, right? 644 00:45:40,086 --> 00:45:41,926 Honestly it seemed more difficult. 645 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:45,846 In the end you just need to do the poses newspapers with ridiculous faces... 646 00:45:45,886 --> 00:45:49,366 Sorry to ask, but... why did you get married so young? 647 00:45:49,526 --> 00:45:52,326 Then, let's face it, with a man who... 648 00:45:52,446 --> 00:45:54,926 - You're not the same age, are you? - But who, Mariano? 649 00:45:54,966 --> 00:45:57,326 There are 12 years of difference. And what are they? 650 00:45:57,446 --> 00:45:59,686 Then he's in the head He's younger than me! 651 00:45:59,726 --> 00:46:01,606 We've known each other since I was little. 652 00:46:01,646 --> 00:46:05,806 We went to the tent together as usual campsite where you also go to each other. 653 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:09,326 He was messing with my cousin, I was already in love with him. 654 00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:12,606 I was skinny, skinny, lanky, two long long braids. 655 00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,886 -One day he passes and tells me: �Oh, Minnda,� 656 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:18,046 �if you put a bay leaf on it in the end, you'll give me a skewer!�. 657 00:46:18,406 --> 00:46:20,006 -The blood went to my brain. 658 00:46:20,046 --> 00:46:23,446 I kicked him in the balls very strong. He doubled over 659 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:27,246 and I took the opportunity to kiss him. At 8 years old, do you realize? 660 00:46:28,406 --> 00:46:31,806 And it doesn't bother you to do the job you do? Deep down you are still a woman. 661 00:46:31,846 --> 00:46:34,046 -And why? I get up early in the morning 662 00:46:34,086 --> 00:46:36,366 and, instead, he went to gymnasium like the ladies do, 663 00:46:36,406 --> 00:46:38,406 I'm going to the market and I do gymnastics there! 664 00:46:38,606 --> 00:46:41,086 -If it's true that you are like this you are a fantastic woman! 665 00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:43,726 Fantastic... 666 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:47,646 Sorry, Barbetta, I don't understand. 667 00:46:47,686 --> 00:46:51,366 Because you can't build small counter in muntun, 668 00:46:51,406 --> 00:46:54,806 then suddenly with pardon yes? What is "forgiveness"? 669 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:57,486 And allon, Sa)'d, you don't understand. I already told you: 670 00:46:57,526 --> 00:47:00,246 we have it in Italy precise rules. - Re-explain. 671 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:03,726 - not being able to build, but to build. - But what if you can't? 672 00:47:03,846 --> 00:47:07,966 Be good, let me build. Do you want it or not this little countertop? 673 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:10,286 - Wanting, wanting! - And then build. 674 00:47:10,366 --> 00:47:13,086 - But you can't. - Goodbye! That's all the trick. 675 00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:17,886 Not being able but building. Also because then suddenly amvare pardon. 676 00:47:18,006 --> 00:47:20,926 - suddenly?! - suddenly I am amused, 677 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,566 you pay and hold the counter. 678 00:47:26,726 --> 00:47:29,246 (in French) Have you heard? Italians are pa_i! 679 00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:30,446 I'll tell you later! 680 00:47:30,846 --> 00:47:33,646 Sa)'d, what the fuck are you laughing at? There is nothing to laugh about! 681 00:47:33,686 --> 00:47:36,246 - Say something else. - Say something else? - Yes. 682 00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:40,086 - Do you want to know? - Everyone: Yes, yes. 683 00:47:40,246 --> 00:47:41,246 The lCl. 684 00:47:45,126 --> 00:47:48,206 Help, Andrea... You've been oiling me for two hours... 685 00:47:48,726 --> 00:47:51,806 -But then what's the point of all this oil? - To be sexier! 686 00:47:51,846 --> 00:47:55,766 You understand what a bitch I am! I have it always used to season beans! 687 00:47:57,006 --> 00:47:59,686 Minnda, now you have to give me your best. 688 00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,766 -Tin out some eros from those chili peppers. 689 00:48:04,406 --> 00:48:07,526 - What do I do? -I don't know, look at them, kiss them. 690 00:48:07,846 --> 00:48:09,126 Lick them. 691 00:48:09,646 --> 00:48:12,286 But to you Who tells you that this stuff is sexy? 692 00:48:12,326 --> 00:48:14,406 I know things that you don't know! 693 00:48:14,566 --> 00:48:18,726 Then I repeat more slowly. For example, Mustaf�, 694 00:48:19,206 --> 00:48:23,806 you buy a house, pay for a house and home be yours. - And up to here... 695 00:48:23,966 --> 00:48:27,406 -And so far... Behold, our home is yours, 696 00:48:27,526 --> 00:48:31,006 but you have to pay every year tax on your home. - lCl. 697 00:48:31,086 --> 00:48:34,846 -lCl, bnyo! But be careful! Because if you die. 698 00:48:35,006 --> 00:48:36,286 It can happen, right? 699 00:48:37,046 --> 00:48:39,006 Touch balls, but it can happen. 700 00:48:39,126 --> 00:48:41,046 If you die, it's a double screw, 701 00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:44,446 because you are dead but have to continue to pay. 702 00:48:46,686 --> 00:48:49,606 -But the dead can't pay! - In Italy yes! 703 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,886 - It's called inheritance tax. - As a bank loan. 704 00:48:52,926 --> 00:48:56,526 - No! The mortgage is when you ask for money to the bank. - And how to work? 705 00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:59,006 As? Ancon? I've already explained it to you! 706 00:48:59,246 --> 00:49:02,486 -Allon if you need money from the bank, give them money 707 00:49:02,526 --> 00:49:06,286 and do yourself a favor and that money is worth 7-80/o. 708 00:49:06,326 --> 00:49:09,926 -If you inyece ayere your money and put it in the bank in your current account, 709 00:49:09,966 --> 00:49:12,686 do the bank a favor, but we don't know why, 710 00:49:12,846 --> 00:49:15,926 at that point the money worth 1-1.50/o! 711 00:49:16,086 --> 00:49:18,326 But let's be you the Big World! 712 00:49:20,126 --> 00:49:22,646 -But, sorry, life in Italy be simple! 713 00:49:22,766 --> 00:49:25,366 You go to the bank, npine and run away. 714 00:49:25,486 --> 00:49:28,686 -And if then someone takes you, you wait for amnesty. 715 00:49:28,926 --> 00:49:32,846 No, that's not called forgiveness. That's called a pardon. 716 00:49:35,526 --> 00:49:37,486 Allon, Don Pierino, today is Thursday. 717 00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:42,326 Those from the Vatican are coming on Sunday to check if she is there. 718 00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:46,646 If they don't find it, they close the church, bank and bunttini and send her away. 719 00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:50,846 - And they call a replacement from Pnto Chinese. All right? - A Chinese priest? 720 00:49:50,886 --> 00:49:53,566 Yes, it also has spare pe_i because when he gets sick. 721 00:49:53,606 --> 00:49:55,326 -Come on, Don pie_no, aside from the jokes, 722 00:49:55,366 --> 00:49:58,406 do it for us faithful. We were always by his side. 723 00:49:58,526 --> 00:50:00,446 Who married me? Don Pierino! 724 00:50:00,766 --> 00:50:03,526 -Who beat_ato all our children? Don Pierino! 725 00:50:03,566 --> 00:50:06,206 Who gave a stall to Calosci when do you swear in church? 726 00:50:06,246 --> 00:50:09,406 -Always Don Pierino! Why her he knows us like the back of his hand. 727 00:50:09,566 --> 00:50:14,086 Don't abandon us. She must reach me who comes to church on Sunday 728 00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:16,446 and says Mass. But it has to reach me! 729 00:50:17,486 --> 00:50:21,286 I saw him at Mass, but remember that he won't be there! 730 00:50:22,006 --> 00:50:25,966 I'll see it, but it won't be there. But I'll be there. 731 00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:28,246 Huh? 732 00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:46,686 Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. 733 00:50:47,326 --> 00:50:50,686 And after fasting For 40 days and 40 nights he was hungry 734 00:50:51,086 --> 00:50:55,286 and the tempter approached him and said to him: "If you are a son of God." 735 00:50:55,326 --> 00:50:57,566 �say these stones become bread". 736 00:50:58,126 --> 00:51:02,526 -But he replied: 'It is written: man will not live by bread alone 737 00:51:02,566 --> 00:51:05,326 But of every word that comes from the mouth of God. 738 00:51:05,846 --> 00:51:08,966 -Allon the Devil took him with him in the Holy City, 739 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:12,526 he placed it on the pennacle of the Temple taller and told him... 740 00:51:12,646 --> 00:51:16,806 Why this useless visit? The church is not only not deserted, 741 00:51:17,806 --> 00:51:19,406 but Pamoco is in its place. 742 00:51:19,446 --> 00:51:21,486 ...and they will surprise you with their hands 743 00:51:21,526 --> 00:51:25,166 so that it doesn't collide your foot against a stone. 744 00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:27,366 Jesus answered him... 745 00:51:30,246 --> 00:51:35,726 -Jesus replied to him... Jesus answered him... 746 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,806 Jesus answered him...? 747 00:51:39,406 --> 00:51:41,646 Man 1: Oh my God, it stopped today too! 748 00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:44,526 (BRUSlO) 749 00:51:45,086 --> 00:51:50,126 Jesus replied: "Dear tempter, we try many,� 750 00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:55,846 �but they are only attempts, in the meantime. And if I am silent, you too will be silent. 751 00:51:56,046 --> 00:52:01,046 Be silent... this is what Don Pierino is he wants to tell us with his silence. 752 00:52:01,246 --> 00:52:03,086 - What's the news? - I don't know. 753 00:52:03,126 --> 00:52:06,926 -And in any case, dear faithful, Don Pierino wants to test us. 754 00:52:07,486 --> 00:52:14,326 -What's new this Sunday today It is the engrossed-inten-- Mass 755 00:52:14,446 --> 00:52:16,486 - What does he say? -What is understood, 756 00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:20,446 that is, us and him, him and us! 757 00:52:20,646 --> 00:52:24,486 Oh, Baccano, what's wrong with you? What did you drink this morning? 758 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:29,006 Shut up, sinner! Because there could be being that it's the first time 759 00:52:29,046 --> 00:52:35,966 who attends this type of Mass intent and who will ask himself... 760 00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:38,526 -Man 2; But what is he doing, salt? -Woman; He's crazy! 761 00:52:38,686 --> 00:52:44,926 Why? Who is he? 'Where are we? 762 00:52:45,566 --> 00:52:46,686 Here we are. 763 00:52:47,486 --> 00:52:51,966 "Yes, that's a big problem!", thought our Lord 764 00:52:52,446 --> 00:52:55,726 in the face of the evil one, really evil. 765 00:52:55,926 --> 00:52:57,686 -And anyway, dear brothers, 766 00:52:58,206 --> 00:53:03,846 end our wonderful Mass interactive as Don Pierino wants, 767 00:53:03,966 --> 00:53:05,886 singing and praising the Lord. 768 00:53:06,086 --> 00:53:10,246 Tomato, singer sopn_ino, earn the altar. Go! 769 00:53:10,406 --> 00:53:14,446 - You, Sibaldi, come to the instrument! - Which instrument? - The pianola. 770 00:53:14,526 --> 00:53:16,806 - Press the keys. - And what do we do? 771 00:53:17,006 --> 00:53:19,486 Make a slow song... Fast! 772 00:53:20,126 --> 00:53:22,526 - Slow or fast? - Make it fast and slow. 773 00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:24,726 -I'll do 'Sandy'. -Here, well, do it "Sandy". 774 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:29,526 - "Sandy" from church though. Just a moment. - Let's do it in C, "Sandy". 775 00:53:40,806 --> 00:53:45,766 (TOMATO SINGS �SANDY�) 776 00:53:45,846 --> 00:53:46,926 Baccano: Good. 777 00:53:50,366 --> 00:53:52,486 Well, we didn't miss it other than the anus. 778 00:53:53,806 --> 00:53:57,406 I've never heard of it this Anglo-Saxon song. 779 00:53:57,446 --> 00:54:00,526 It seems so to me. I don't remember where, but I heard it. 780 00:54:50,446 --> 00:54:52,126 I have to understand whether I agree or not 781 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:54,726 on these modern methods to serve the Lord. 782 00:54:54,926 --> 00:54:59,366 - Of course, if the results are these... - Meh! It's like being on TV. 783 00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:04,246 All that's missing is televoting. "The Christmas Mass continues for you!" 784 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:43,246 -Noise; Aaah! Bnyo! Bnyissimo, Tomato! Tomato in Sanremo! 785 00:55:43,806 --> 00:55:49,806 -A round of applause for Don Pierino, that I remain here forever! 786 00:55:50,206 --> 00:55:52,886 - Long live Don Pierino! - Encore! 787 00:55:53,326 --> 00:55:55,286 -Holy tomato now! 788 00:56:07,926 --> 00:56:09,966 (BRUSlO) What are you doing? 789 00:56:21,006 --> 00:56:24,166 (BRUSlO) 790 00:56:34,606 --> 00:56:38,006 One last question, sir. Her husband he is not jealous of this calendar 791 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,966 which will whet your appetite of the Italians? - He's not jealous, no! 792 00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:43,806 You know how much we eat up with all the money they gave us? 793 00:56:43,846 --> 00:56:45,606 A nice answer vence! (RlsmE) 794 00:56:45,646 --> 00:56:47,166 Oh, like clams! 795 00:56:47,286 --> 00:56:50,606 Andrea, I can't take it anymore! Come away, they always ask the same questions! 796 00:56:50,646 --> 00:56:53,566 My head hurts, my feet hurt and then I'm hungry... 797 00:56:53,606 --> 00:56:57,206 Come on, you were very kind. Let's do it those of ndio and we're done. 798 00:56:57,246 --> 00:57:00,886 - I'm telling you? I can do them barefoot at least the ndio? - Whatever you want! 799 00:57:01,646 --> 00:57:03,646 Gianluca, call me the ndio people. 800 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:08,566 Guys! You can enter. Please, 3 questions each. 801 00:57:09,846 --> 00:57:12,406 - Andrea: You're welcome. - Minnda: Hello! - Good morning. 802 00:57:12,446 --> 00:57:15,846 Minndo: Come on, those of the ndio... Let's hear the questions... 803 00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,246 And bnva, Minnda, you were fantastic! 804 00:57:19,526 --> 00:57:23,846 But which one is fantastic? I got wrapped up 10-15 times. 805 00:57:24,006 --> 00:57:25,646 Ninth. You are good 806 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:31,046 and you are more and more beautiful! - No! I'm destroyed, look at the state... 807 00:57:31,366 --> 00:57:34,286 And then you are truly a champion compliments, huh? 808 00:57:35,006 --> 00:57:37,886 You always do them when one least expects them. 809 00:57:38,126 --> 00:57:42,406 It's a technique. It can work. With another one though! 810 00:57:42,566 --> 00:57:45,006 Because I'm here I have the card, my dear! 811 00:57:45,366 --> 00:57:48,966 Where does this fucking card go? (ANDREA RlDE) 812 00:57:50,566 --> 00:57:53,566 - It should be put here! - Look where it was put! 813 00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:56,806 - Gnzie. Goodnight, Andrea! - Good night. 814 00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:22,926 What a scare you made me! Are you stupid? 815 00:58:23,206 --> 00:58:25,566 And then, sorry, what are you doing here? Meh! 816 00:58:33,846 --> 00:58:35,926 I knew it it would have ended like this. 817 00:58:42,766 --> 00:58:44,406 -Ma_ano; Allon, Minnda, I tell you: 818 00:58:44,446 --> 00:58:47,526 as soon as you get on the yacht, I go straight to the important politician 819 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:50,126 and I tell him: "Important politician, I act as spokesperson 820 00:58:50,166 --> 00:58:53,206 It's from a group of Seychellois who is fighting from the Seychelles� 821 00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:55,486 It's our system socio-political-economic. 822 00:58:55,526 --> 00:58:59,006 It's all to be redone, call: lCl, lRAP, taxes, pardon, RAl� fee. 823 00:58:59,046 --> 00:59:00,606 -I'll throw it in also the RAl fee. 824 00:59:00,646 --> 00:59:04,526 - "Fona", I tell him, "we don't do it laugh at the Seychellois!�. 825 00:59:04,566 --> 00:59:08,046 -�They laugh at us, they sneer!� “They grin,” I tell him. Nice "they grin"! 826 00:59:08,206 --> 00:59:12,086 What do you say, do I impress him? Huh? Love, do I impress him? 827 00:59:12,806 --> 00:59:14,846 Love? Love? 828 00:59:15,526 --> 00:59:16,726 What did you do? 829 00:59:17,166 --> 00:59:19,206 -A blow of absence. - Ninth. 830 00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:24,286 -I thought that it is being done bullshit with this calendar. 831 00:59:24,926 --> 00:59:28,446 We're always out, it's getting dark the market, our friends. 832 00:59:28,486 --> 00:59:29,926 -Darling, what are you saying? 833 00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,326 All this has happened for the trade fund, right? 834 00:59:32,366 --> 00:59:35,966 As soon as we have money, we pay the shop and it changes our lives! 835 00:59:36,286 --> 00:59:38,686 - I don't know, Mariano... - How, I don't know? 836 00:59:38,846 --> 00:59:40,806 I do not know. (spl_) 837 00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:42,886 Mariano: Dunno. 838 00:59:43,686 --> 00:59:46,886 - You looked good dressed as a groom, eh? - I was handsome, yes! 839 00:59:47,086 --> 00:59:49,846 If the photognfo passed and he saw me dressed like this 840 00:59:50,006 --> 00:59:53,006 I made the calendar. Look at this, I look like Prince! 841 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:57,686 fone would have been better. 842 01:00:02,646 --> 01:00:04,446 -ready? Minnda? Minnda, can you hear me? 843 01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:06,966 Have you seen her? It's the white one with the lights on. 844 01:00:07,006 --> 01:00:09,846 But which one? The one that looked like the Titanic next to the blue one? 845 01:00:09,886 --> 01:00:12,606 -Yes, that one! Ca_o, nga_i, you have to hurry though! 846 01:00:12,646 --> 01:00:14,926 They're all already inside, we also had an aperitif. 847 01:00:14,966 --> 01:00:16,846 Even the hon It is supported by me_'hon. 848 01:00:16,886 --> 01:00:19,406 Andrea, you're wrong, but everything happened. 849 01:00:19,446 --> 01:00:21,446 On also came loose the boat in front. 850 01:00:21,486 --> 01:00:23,486 And then there are penises 3 times perstnda. 851 01:00:23,526 --> 01:00:26,366 Love, do one thing: you go, so they see you and relax. 852 01:00:26,406 --> 01:00:30,286 as soon as the queue starts again, I'll park and join you. 853 01:00:30,326 --> 01:00:33,046 - Are you sure? - Sure, sure, go! - Andrea, I love you. 854 01:00:38,446 --> 01:00:39,606 Oh! 855 01:00:40,086 --> 01:00:43,086 Finally! Come on that to this honour we should have already been offshore. 856 01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:45,526 Let's wait for Mariano, right? Find parking and amva! 857 01:00:45,566 --> 01:00:47,606 But which car park? Come on, let's go, come on! 858 01:00:47,806 --> 01:00:49,646 But I can't leave it to time! 859 01:00:50,006 --> 01:00:51,726 Minnda, we're waiting for you! 860 01:00:51,766 --> 01:00:53,566 I told you to leave home early! 861 01:00:54,086 --> 01:00:57,486 - But how do I do it, come on? - We do it come and pick up from a dinghy. 862 01:00:57,526 --> 01:01:00,486 - Let's go! - But I can't leave here like an asshole! 863 01:01:01,446 --> 01:01:04,446 -Okay, nothing. Good thing no one saw you. 864 01:01:04,646 --> 01:01:09,126 I'll say you felt bad. Hmm? Hi, let's talk on the phone. 865 01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:15,446 Have the dirty glasses removed and have another round of champagne. 866 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,286 Andrew! 867 01:01:38,126 --> 01:01:41,726 Come on! Retract the gangway and say to the captain that we can leave. 868 01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:43,206 - All right. - Take off your sca_e. 869 01:01:45,006 --> 01:01:46,486 Come on, come on, come on, let's go! 870 01:01:48,526 --> 01:01:51,366 Minnda, come. If you want to freshen up, 871 01:01:51,526 --> 01:01:53,206 over here there is everything you need. 872 01:02:02,526 --> 01:02:03,926 No, wait, wait! 873 01:02:03,966 --> 01:02:06,606 That poor Christ we left him alone at the port! 874 01:02:08,086 --> 01:02:10,286 - Did you talk to him? - No, not yet. 875 01:02:10,526 --> 01:02:14,486 My heart breaks. He really doesn't expect that! 876 01:02:15,406 --> 01:02:19,806 And then here there is no question of leaving a pain, but a piece of life. 877 01:02:19,846 --> 01:02:23,486 - It's not easy... - But so far you have made a life that is not yours. 878 01:02:23,686 --> 01:02:26,166 This is your life, you have to realize it. 879 01:02:26,646 --> 01:02:29,526 You have nothing to do with all those, not even with him. 880 01:02:29,606 --> 01:02:33,886 Yes, he's nice, smart, folkloristic, everything you want, 881 01:02:33,926 --> 01:02:35,806 but he's not the man of your life. 882 01:02:37,446 --> 01:02:38,726 You told me that too 883 01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:42,366 that by now you feel like you can't get up at 5:00 to go to the market, right? 884 01:02:42,406 --> 01:02:45,926 If that's why even at 4:OO. And I still can't find the words... 885 01:02:46,006 --> 01:02:49,326 What do I tell him? I'm leaving you, did I fall in love with someone else? 886 01:02:49,886 --> 01:02:53,126 Oh, Andrea, what have I done after all? 4 photos with your ass out. 887 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:54,686 Ninth! 888 01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,766 You met me! 889 01:03:01,046 --> 01:03:02,286 (KNOCK AT THE DOOR) 890 01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:06,326 -Director: Andrea, are you here? The Honorable is waiting for you. Come on, come! 891 01:03:06,926 --> 01:03:08,126 Yes, I love it. 892 01:03:09,566 --> 01:03:11,006 (ANDREA SIGHS) 893 01:03:11,606 --> 01:03:14,686 Here I wrote all that for you what I think about when we don't see each other. 894 01:03:14,726 --> 01:03:16,086 And do I read it now? 895 01:03:16,686 --> 01:03:18,046 When you're alone! 896 01:03:29,966 --> 01:03:33,326 Hey! Hey! Hey! 897 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:37,446 (MARLANO FlSCHlA) Sailor! 898 01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:41,126 - Oh! But what do you say to me? - Yes! I wanted to know: 899 01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:45,206 but how long does a dinghy take to come and pick me up from a boat? 900 01:03:45,246 --> 01:03:48,326 It depends where the boat is! If it's in Gorgona, even tomorrow morning. 901 01:03:48,446 --> 01:03:51,566 No, it's nearby. It's that tall all-white boat. 902 01:03:51,606 --> 01:03:53,646 There's a party, there is also a politician inside. 903 01:03:53,686 --> 01:03:55,566 Ah, the one with the co_o guards! 904 01:03:55,606 --> 01:03:58,006 -Those who made us starfe_i with the boats an Hon 905 01:03:58,046 --> 01:04:00,006 because it had to pass this minister of my bean! 906 01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:02,606 My wife is three quarters of an hour ago he called me: 907 01:04:02,646 --> 01:04:05,686 �We'll send you a rubber dinghy, we'll send you an inflatable boat�. 908 01:04:05,726 --> 01:04:09,326 - And he didn't come with anyone either. - If Dalmazio was there, he would take you there. 909 01:04:09,366 --> 01:04:11,686 -But him, damn the world, at 5:00 it switches off. 910 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:15,526 Allon calls this Dalmatian! I give him the money, he takes the boat 911 01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:18,126 and he takes me there. What is Dalmazio's boat? 912 01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:20,006 It's this gray inflatable boat here. 913 01:04:20,326 --> 01:04:22,566 -Allon that I know how to drive too, right? 914 01:04:22,606 --> 01:04:25,886 Call Dalmazio, I'll give the money to you and then you give them to Dalmazio! 915 01:04:25,926 --> 01:04:29,686 Maremma imprisoned! But who sent us to you today? 916 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,086 You're worse than a cat stuck by the balls! 917 01:04:33,846 --> 01:04:36,686 Director: Honorable, I have read on the Comere that you visit 918 01:04:36,726 --> 01:04:38,966 in the Middle East he created you quite a few problems. 919 01:04:39,006 --> 01:04:42,046 Those are people who don't cheat. I was wrong to back down, 920 01:04:42,086 --> 01:04:45,046 to have my say. I caused an uproar... 921 01:04:45,166 --> 01:04:47,446 -� as they said to me sentenced to death. 922 01:04:47,486 --> 01:04:52,166 I've been living under guard for 3 months. Nobody can get close to me. 923 01:04:53,246 --> 01:04:56,446 Here I am, love, love, like pinti in the Canibi! 924 01:04:56,766 --> 01:05:00,566 Feel how the dinghy goes from Dalmatium! Don't miss a beat! 925 01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:05,966 But here I get my whole jacket wet from coc_tail and I get sunstroke. 926 01:05:06,366 --> 01:05:10,366 It's better if I put something on. Wait, go. 927 01:05:10,966 --> 01:05:14,926 Tn the other i nga_i of the escort they're fantastic. 928 01:05:15,126 --> 01:05:18,126 -They are always vigilant in an extraordinary way. 929 01:05:18,406 --> 01:05:21,566 -Oh, they are the ones who demanded to party offshore 930 01:05:21,606 --> 01:05:26,246 instead of in the port, why so they also manage to protect me better. 931 01:05:27,646 --> 01:05:30,486 (MECHANICAL NOISE) Oh, what is this noise? 932 01:05:31,686 --> 01:05:36,366 Oh! Oh! I turn right and go straight, I turn left and it goes straight! 933 01:05:36,406 --> 01:05:40,286 Oh, how does it stop? Hate! Help! 934 01:05:40,366 --> 01:05:43,566 -Guard: But that's all Will it cost around forty billion? 935 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,406 Nice cutie, and bring four more biscuits! 936 01:05:47,326 --> 01:05:50,846 -Ma_ano; Go, yia! Get the boat out! Everything broken! 937 01:05:50,886 --> 01:05:54,606 Get the boat out! Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there! 938 01:05:54,846 --> 01:05:59,166 You know they scared me on you? On shot for everything. 939 01:05:59,686 --> 01:06:02,366 Get up! Get up! Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there! 940 01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:06,766 Think about it, yesterday a child had exploded an innocent firecracker, 941 01:06:06,806 --> 01:06:08,326 I felt bad. 942 01:06:08,726 --> 01:06:10,286 (MARLANO GRlDA) 943 01:06:10,366 --> 01:06:14,286 The dinghy doesn't work! Get the boat out! Get the boat out! Get the boat out! 944 01:06:14,326 --> 01:06:16,726 The dinghy doesn't work! Get the boat out! Get the boat out! 945 01:06:16,766 --> 01:06:20,606 Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there! The dinghy doesn't work! 946 01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:29,526 The dinghy is broken! Get the boat out! No go! No go! No go! Help! Help! 947 01:06:29,566 --> 01:06:30,966 And who the fuck is this? 948 01:06:31,246 --> 01:06:34,846 -If I hear a door slam, I panic immediately. 949 01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:39,166 Oh God, collision! Collision! 950 01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:48,966 Stay calm, Minndina, there is nothing at all. 951 01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:51,966 He did well to let him do it, but ultimately 952 01:06:52,206 --> 01:06:54,446 This turned out to be an excessive scruple. 953 01:06:55,526 --> 01:06:59,086 - And antibiotics? Do I give them to him again? - Finish the box for him. 954 01:06:59,206 --> 01:07:00,966 That's a bad thing anyway! 955 01:07:01,006 --> 01:07:05,806 (laughing) You forget when he flew down from the wall of the Lanini garden? 956 01:07:06,006 --> 01:07:08,766 What an idiot! He was pretending to have the memory. 957 01:07:09,086 --> 01:07:10,766 (ZAMPAGLlONE RlDE) 958 01:07:11,206 --> 01:07:14,646 Rather, oh, congratulations to you! 959 01:07:15,086 --> 01:07:21,446 -Within 250 _m quadrants It's already nowhere to be found. - Yes. Gnzie. 960 01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:23,246 (ZAMPAGLlONE RlDE) Goodbye. 961 01:07:27,406 --> 01:07:31,046 Love! Why should I take them the pills? 962 01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:33,806 It says on the recipe, It's in good shape. 963 01:07:59,246 --> 01:08:02,166 -Andrea; Can Minnda, Even today I'm here thinking of you, 964 01:08:02,406 --> 01:08:05,926 like yesterday, like two days ago and as I will certainly do tomorrow too. 965 01:08:06,326 --> 01:08:09,126 -When you're not there It's as if you were anyway! yes here. 966 01:08:09,606 --> 01:08:12,646 -I think about your sum, to those kisses that we steal from each other, 967 01:08:12,966 --> 01:08:15,366 to that night that should never have ended. 968 01:08:15,486 --> 01:08:16,686 -I also think that in the yita 969 01:08:16,726 --> 01:08:19,966 you must never block your dream of a love because you can't. 970 01:08:20,006 --> 01:08:21,966 -Who said you can't? 971 01:08:22,286 --> 01:08:24,566 -Only we can decide what you can 972 01:08:24,606 --> 01:08:26,206 and what cannot be done. 973 01:08:26,246 --> 01:08:29,526 -I've always lived it halfway tn what I thought I was 974 01:08:29,566 --> 01:08:30,846 and what I am. 975 01:08:31,246 --> 01:08:37,606 (MUSIC IN BACKGROUND) 976 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,006 Ouch! 977 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:45,646 Merry Christmas, befans! Merry Christmas to all! 978 01:10:07,606 --> 01:10:08,606 - HI. - HI. 979 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:15,526 -Ma_ano; Look at that beautiful counter! 980 01:10:16,286 --> 01:10:17,526 Did you condone it? 981 01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:34,526 -Everyone; 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! (GRlDA) 982 01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:42,886 Let's go to the singles party together some sen? 983 01:10:45,006 --> 01:10:46,366 Yes, let's think about it, let's go! 984 01:10:47,646 --> 01:10:49,126 HI. Happiness. 985 01:11:03,966 --> 01:11:05,166 - Dad. - Huh? 986 01:11:05,286 --> 01:11:06,686 But does Father Christmas exist? 987 01:11:08,326 --> 01:11:12,126 It existed before you ate it. Do you want to eat the Befana too? 988 01:11:13,246 --> 01:11:15,566 You laugh. What do you have in your belly, an incinerator? 989 01:11:48,446 --> 01:11:51,766 Let's say that I have always been a little lizard... 990 01:11:51,926 --> 01:11:54,646 -even as a child, he must have been 6 years old 991 01:11:54,686 --> 01:11:57,526 and think I was dangling on the ontorium wall. 992 01:11:57,766 --> 01:12:01,366 But not a low wall, they must have been at least 4 metres! 993 01:12:01,486 --> 01:12:04,886 -And then once you reach the top, I went down and back up. 994 01:12:05,006 --> 01:12:08,246 I looked like a yo-yo. Then I enrolled in school... 995 01:12:08,286 --> 01:12:09,286 Little sparrow... 996 01:12:10,526 --> 01:12:13,686 The Hon. would also arrive to stop gluttony, eh? 997 01:12:16,006 --> 01:12:17,566 -Ma_ano; Every time I look at the moon 998 01:12:17,606 --> 01:12:19,886 comes to mind that little song that says: 999 01:12:20,046 --> 01:12:23,926 "Look at it, look at it, that moon, if you don't look at it it doesn't bring luck. 1000 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:26,326 �Wait for your love and if I go back,� 1001 01:12:26,366 --> 01:12:29,326 I will be yours forever, That's the secret." 1002 01:12:29,966 --> 01:12:34,406 -It's been a year and Minnda leaves me always my wife. 1003 01:12:42,966 --> 01:12:47,726 (CLEAR OF THE PULLEY) 1004 01:12:53,326 --> 01:12:58,846 (�LOSING LOVE� FROM REGlsrRmoRE Hl.Fl) 1005 01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:56,926 I know, I know, love you can't have everything in life. 1006 01:13:57,526 --> 01:13:58,806 Stasen it went like this. 1007 01:13:59,406 --> 01:14:02,886 Come on, maybe we'll do it tomorrow after the photos, huh? 1008 01:14:05,006 --> 01:14:07,646 Some sushi and then... everything else. 1009 01:14:07,686 --> 01:14:11,126 yesterday my agent called me and I he said the usual little poem from memory. 1010 01:14:11,166 --> 01:14:12,846 It's a bad time, there's nothing 1011 01:14:12,886 --> 01:14:15,766 �but you are so good, sooner or later they make you do something. 1012 01:14:15,806 --> 01:14:19,366 Oh, I even did Chekhov, lo "Uncle Vania" with the Stabile di Genova. 1013 01:14:19,686 --> 01:14:21,886 - What a waste! - It's true, what a waste! 1014 01:14:21,926 --> 01:14:25,086 Yes, we have talent, we're not the usual beautiful idiots. 1015 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:27,326 No, I was saying, I waste fruit. 1016 01:14:27,726 --> 01:14:31,006 -'These guys are partying with these huge fruit baskets and then 1017 01:14:31,046 --> 01:14:32,526 no one eats them. 1018 01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:37,366 You know what my husband always told me preparing the counter in the morning? 1019 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:40,006 The world could move on only fruit and vegetables, 1020 01:14:40,046 --> 01:14:41,446 we are benefactors. 1021 01:14:41,486 --> 01:14:44,206 Inside the fruit and vegetables there is everything we need. 1022 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:48,126 - And what more are you looking for? - Amma_a, Minnda, what a metafon you've made! 1023 01:14:48,406 --> 01:14:52,326 - But where is Andrea? Did you come alone? - Here, exactly. Where is he? 1024 01:14:52,766 --> 01:14:56,086 I've been with these guys for two hours two glasses in hand! Cecilia! 1025 01:14:56,126 --> 01:14:59,726 - Have you seen Andrea? - I saw him first pass, he went down there to the bathrooms. 1026 01:14:59,766 --> 01:15:01,686 - Gnzie. Sorry, huh. - Nothing, bye. 1027 01:15:14,646 --> 01:15:16,406 (ANDREA RlDE) 1028 01:15:17,926 --> 01:15:21,086 -Listen, then to your boyfriend from Padua what did you find out? 1029 01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:25,166 (ANDREA RlDE) 1030 01:15:25,326 --> 01:15:26,366 -Dayyero?! 1031 01:15:27,246 --> 01:15:28,526 -And he believed it? 1032 01:15:29,406 --> 01:15:33,406 -You are incredibly fearsome! you would believe anything to anyone. 1033 01:15:33,646 --> 01:15:35,846 -No, the artichoke I left it there. 1034 01:15:35,926 --> 01:15:37,926 Lately he discovered champagne. 1035 01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:42,886 Love! You brought me champagne! 1036 01:15:43,326 --> 01:15:47,446 En... Giulio on the phone, calling from the United States and told me that... 1037 01:15:47,486 --> 01:15:48,926 But don't say bullshit. 1038 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,446 -I heard everything. 1039 01:15:51,126 --> 01:15:54,246 And I would be the artichoke fan who discovered champagne. 1040 01:15:54,366 --> 01:15:57,566 And keep the champagne away, damn shit! 1041 01:16:01,166 --> 01:16:03,366 -Minda! Minnda! 1042 01:16:04,566 --> 01:16:05,806 Minnda, wait! 1043 01:16:06,886 --> 01:16:09,766 Minnda, stop it! You're acting like a child. 1044 01:16:09,806 --> 01:16:13,126 Minnda, I was slaying! But I saw you behind the door! 1045 01:16:13,166 --> 01:16:16,446 - If you don't believe it, ask Giulio! - Fuck off, asshole! 1046 01:16:16,486 --> 01:16:19,206 But I felt it than those little assistants 1047 01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:22,166 that you always have around us nothing but sluts! 1048 01:16:22,206 --> 01:16:23,526 And you're a pig! 1049 01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:25,926 -Give me the keys to the car. - Don't give them to him. 1050 01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:28,446 - Give me the car keys! - I'll give it to him, I'll give it to him! 1051 01:16:29,286 --> 01:16:32,246 -Mind, you think it's the case to drive like that? You're drunk. 1052 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:36,286 And if you really want to know it all: you're also a shitty photographer! 1053 01:16:36,446 --> 01:16:39,686 -Only the calendar for you_ with your ass out they make you do it! 1054 01:16:40,006 --> 01:16:42,806 -But which art photo? You suck! 1055 01:16:42,926 --> 01:16:46,366 - You are truly an artichoke fan. - Amma_a, oh! 1056 01:16:46,406 --> 01:16:48,206 -And it's not just me I'll call you that. 1057 01:16:48,246 --> 01:16:51,246 Everyone in the environment they call you the Artichoke! 1058 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,206 -What are you doing? 1059 01:16:54,766 --> 01:16:56,806 Minnda, don't try to touch me. 1060 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,526 Don't do it because... you're finished. 1061 01:16:59,726 --> 01:17:01,766 And tell those in your environment 1062 01:17:01,926 --> 01:17:05,166 that's five Carciofan printed it for you. 1063 01:17:11,766 --> 01:17:14,606 -Allon phona. I don't like rhetoric, 1064 01:17:14,646 --> 01:17:16,686 but this is the last performance from 'Grease' 1065 01:17:16,726 --> 01:17:19,966 and we will carry this memory with us all your life. Let's give it our all, oh! 1066 01:17:20,006 --> 01:17:23,006 All: 1, 2, 3, shit! 1067 01:17:23,046 --> 01:17:25,286 Din: Shit, shit! So much shit! A lot! 1068 01:17:47,486 --> 01:17:50,166 (MlRANDA GRlDA. BRAKE SLIDER) 1069 01:17:57,646 --> 01:17:59,166 -Farmer; Oh my, what a bang! 1070 01:17:59,406 --> 01:18:05,006 (�HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU� lN PLAvBAcK) 1071 01:18:07,126 --> 01:18:12,966 (GLUSTlNA SINGS) 1072 01:18:27,366 --> 01:18:30,246 -Policeman: Sir! Mister! (HIT ON THE FlNEsrRlNo) 1073 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,246 What? 1074 01:18:35,406 --> 01:18:36,526 But where? 1075 01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:41,886 (CELL PHONE SOUND) Damn, the cell phone is on! 1076 01:18:43,206 --> 01:18:44,606 Mariano, come on! 1077 01:18:49,046 --> 01:18:51,926 -Noise! Baccano, come here! 1078 01:18:53,206 --> 01:18:54,526 Mariano called! 1079 01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,406 - What is it? - 'natngedia happened! 1080 01:18:59,446 --> 01:19:02,046 He called Mariano, he says Minnda ended up... 1081 01:19:06,686 --> 01:19:08,926 She fell into a hole with the camera! 1082 01:19:08,966 --> 01:19:11,726 250 meters, no one knows what happened, Mariano called me! 1083 01:19:18,006 --> 01:19:20,886 Nurse: Hey, the car here it can't fit. Gentleman! 1084 01:19:40,446 --> 01:19:42,206 (DOOR OPENS) 1085 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:51,686 Baccano: Allon? 1086 01:19:51,966 --> 01:19:55,646 And away, nga_i, away... we don't know anything, they're opening it. 1087 01:19:55,686 --> 01:19:58,166 - Yes, but where? - Eh, where... In the opening room. 1088 01:19:58,206 --> 01:20:01,646 - No, but where in what physical sense. - Did he hit his head hard? 1089 01:20:01,686 --> 01:20:02,686 Is this true? 1090 01:20:04,526 --> 01:20:06,966 Tomato: Maria, remember when we wanted to do the musical 1091 01:20:07,006 --> 01:20:10,446 about doctors on the front line? - Justina she had to be a slutty nurse. 1092 01:20:10,846 --> 01:20:14,486 But you're all stupid! This is your fantasy. 1093 01:20:14,766 --> 01:20:18,886 - I had to make her a doctor. - Troy. - In your dreams, you know. 1094 01:20:19,646 --> 01:20:21,766 -Boys, go to bed, come on, it's late. 1095 01:20:21,926 --> 01:20:23,806 As soon as I know something I'll call you. 1096 01:20:23,846 --> 01:20:26,486 That's right, let's go to bed. He appears to be dressed in a mask. 1097 01:20:26,526 --> 01:20:28,406 And what are we at the Camevale in Viareggio? Come on! 1098 01:20:29,046 --> 01:20:32,566 - Altamante: I'll stay with my dad. - Oh well. 1099 01:20:33,046 --> 01:20:36,366 - Mariano, I have the cell phone turned on. - Gnzie, nzie. 1100 01:20:36,406 --> 01:20:38,926 -Benedetta: Maria, come and say! - Gnzie. 1101 01:20:39,086 --> 01:20:40,286 Hello, Mariano. 1102 01:20:40,526 --> 01:20:41,926 Good luck, Mariano. 1103 01:20:41,966 --> 01:20:43,526 - Let us know. - HI. 1104 01:20:43,726 --> 01:20:46,566 - You go too, nga_i. - No, I want to stay a little longer. 1105 01:20:46,606 --> 01:20:50,126 - I'm no longer sleepy. - And to me no one is waiting for me. - Gnzie. 1106 01:20:56,206 --> 01:20:58,766 Sure, nga_i, I don't like life that much. 1107 01:21:00,086 --> 01:21:01,606 It's too unpredictable. 1108 01:21:02,006 --> 01:21:05,086 I'm ignorant, I can't stand them all these twists and turns. 1109 01:21:05,766 --> 01:21:08,086 Minnda leaving you, the accident... 1110 01:21:08,886 --> 01:21:11,326 My son that in 6 months it will weigh 2 ounces. 1111 01:21:13,126 --> 01:21:19,646 -There are many things in the yita totally unpredictable. Many. 1112 01:21:20,046 --> 01:21:24,486 Even in the world. There are too many of them of facts, too many twists and turns. 1113 01:21:26,926 --> 01:21:28,286 The tsunami. 1114 01:21:32,366 --> 01:21:33,846 The twin toms. 1115 01:21:37,046 --> 01:21:38,886 The Pope who lasted 20 days. 1116 01:21:43,046 --> 01:21:44,806 Lewins_y's blowjob. 1117 01:21:47,206 --> 01:21:48,646 Juve in Serie B. 1118 01:21:50,246 --> 01:21:53,486 And you remember when they banned it T-bone steak? 1119 01:22:01,766 --> 01:22:06,286 If I think about my life, always with a dead cat on his head... 1120 01:22:07,806 --> 01:22:09,566 Having had hair... 1121 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:13,406 In the 80s I was fighting with Bnnduardi. 1122 01:22:15,406 --> 01:22:16,566 Mr Stoppani? 1123 01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:18,566 -Who is Mr Stoppani? 1124 01:22:18,966 --> 01:22:20,406 Come on, Minndina, come on! 1125 01:22:21,486 --> 01:22:25,086 Regardless, don't worry, it's gone well, we had to do a... 1126 01:22:25,646 --> 01:22:27,086 Let's hope so! 1127 01:22:27,606 --> 01:22:31,726 He will be able to see her, but only for a few minutes. See you. 1128 01:22:35,566 --> 01:22:38,486 - Oh, okay? - Allon, the opening went well. 1129 01:22:38,526 --> 01:22:41,486 -Ah. - And he's no longer in danger of life. -Ah, thank goodness! 1130 01:22:41,526 --> 01:22:43,966 - But... - For what? - They did one 1131 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:48,086 reduction and synthesis of the part of the femoral neck. 1132 01:22:48,366 --> 01:22:51,486 - And what does that mean? - It means reduction and synthesis 1133 01:22:52,366 --> 01:22:53,726 in the sense that 1134 01:22:55,206 --> 01:22:56,766 he'll walk a little badly. 1135 01:22:58,006 --> 01:23:00,326 - Tomato: Minnda! - Eh, Minnda, yes... 1136 01:23:04,686 --> 01:23:07,326 I'll walk a little badly... in what sense? 1137 01:23:09,286 --> 01:23:10,726 It's lame! 1138 01:23:13,286 --> 01:23:14,886 Here it is. I beg you, 1139 01:23:14,926 --> 01:23:17,886 don't stay too long otherwise it could a_aticani. 1140 01:23:18,406 --> 01:23:19,526 Gnzie. 1141 01:23:33,766 --> 01:23:36,886 (softly) Minnda! Minnda, I'm Mariano! Minnda! 1142 01:23:43,846 --> 01:23:45,526 But what happened? 1143 01:23:45,926 --> 01:23:49,326 You had an incredible accident and you fell into a hole. 1144 01:23:52,326 --> 01:23:53,646 I can't move. 1145 01:23:53,686 --> 01:23:56,806 You don't move because they made you an opening in the leg, 1146 01:23:56,846 --> 01:24:00,926 an important and... long opening. 1147 01:24:01,406 --> 01:24:05,166 But everything went well. Everything went well, Minnda. 1148 01:24:08,206 --> 01:24:09,846 Mariano, don't leave me. 1149 01:24:12,686 --> 01:24:14,726 But who leaves you, Minnda? 1150 01:24:16,606 --> 01:24:17,646 I'll leave you... 1151 01:24:19,206 --> 01:24:20,326 -I'm here. 1152 01:24:21,966 --> 01:24:23,326 I'm always here. 1153 01:24:24,326 --> 01:24:25,886 I'll hold your hand too. 1154 01:24:29,966 --> 01:24:31,686 How beautiful you are, my love! 1155 01:24:33,686 --> 01:24:34,846 Nice... 1156 01:24:36,846 --> 01:24:39,006 On you, Minnda, you see me beautiful because 1157 01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:42,566 you are still under the e_ect of the mo_ina. 1158 01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:46,766 -Anyway, I'm appre_o. 1159 01:24:57,166 --> 01:25:00,646 Giustina: Come, sir, come! Do you want Valentino's underwear? 1160 01:25:00,686 --> 01:25:03,726 Oh, they're really his! You must have worn them a couple of times! 1161 01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:06,326 - It looks like nine! - What's wrong with you, sir? 1162 01:25:06,366 --> 01:25:09,286 This is hardened steel. Go quiet! Shopping, baby! 1163 01:25:09,446 --> 01:25:10,566 Don Pieri'! 1164 01:25:11,166 --> 01:25:12,526 What is he doing? 1165 01:25:15,366 --> 01:25:16,686 Don Pierino! 1166 01:25:17,406 --> 01:25:18,726 Don Pierino! 1167 01:25:20,726 --> 01:25:22,166 So, let's see... 1168 01:25:22,886 --> 01:25:25,846 Let's try the alien movement again in the final scene. 1169 01:25:26,126 --> 01:25:30,846 Altamante: Bi bi bi bi bi... 1170 01:25:30,886 --> 01:25:33,446 Pomodoro: Close Encounters you don't value me. 1171 01:25:33,486 --> 01:25:37,806 There isn't even a song. Let's get started, go on, say your line! 1172 01:25:38,286 --> 01:25:42,806 Din: Eh, eh, touched Tem! Touched Tem! 1173 01:25:43,286 --> 01:25:45,846 Beaten shit! (RlsmE) 1174 01:25:46,086 --> 01:25:47,246 Noise! 1175 01:25:47,886 --> 01:25:50,526 Yes, I have no words, I have no words. I know, I know. 1176 01:25:53,006 --> 01:25:55,806 - Do you want me to help you? - I'll do it myself. 1177 01:25:55,926 --> 01:25:59,166 -Here's my mimulicchia! Oh, I have the car at the ombn, eh! 1178 01:25:59,206 --> 01:26:02,526 Give me the goodies! ForChristmas I'll come over and bring you some delicious clementines. 1179 01:26:02,566 --> 01:26:05,006 - Gnzie. - Hi beautiful. Say hello to your brother. 1180 01:26:05,046 --> 01:26:07,686 - All right. Hello, nga_i. - HI. 1181 01:26:07,846 --> 01:26:11,326 -Mariano: Go slowly, love. Watch where you step. 1182 01:26:20,166 --> 01:26:21,846 An absence quibble? 1183 01:26:24,326 --> 01:26:26,326 It's been more than a year that I'm not going home. 1184 01:26:26,366 --> 01:26:29,886 - Nothing has changed. It's all the same. - Better. 1185 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:31,686 Better. 1186 01:26:37,406 --> 01:26:41,206 Mariano, listen, I didn't vomit back on the topic, but... 1187 01:26:41,246 --> 01:26:42,286 What topic? 1188 01:26:43,046 --> 01:26:46,286 Yes, in short... we haven't seen each other this year. 1189 01:26:46,446 --> 01:26:49,566 We haven't seen each other... The topic... Minnda! 1190 01:26:51,286 --> 01:26:52,446 You know what, Minnda? 1191 01:26:52,486 --> 01:26:55,406 When I sleep too much, then I don't remember anything anymore. 1192 01:26:55,446 --> 01:26:57,086 yesterday sen I went to bed at 9:00, 1193 01:26:57,126 --> 01:26:59,126 I woke up this morning at 10:00. 1194 01:26:59,726 --> 01:27:01,846 I really don't know what you want to talk about. 1195 01:27:04,926 --> 01:27:06,646 What am I thinking? 1196 01:27:11,686 --> 01:27:12,886 You didn't mind anything. 1197 01:27:14,726 --> 01:27:15,766 That's better. 1198 01:27:19,486 --> 01:27:20,886 Mariano, I'm hungry! 1199 01:27:21,086 --> 01:27:23,966 Marianino, how do you make these sandwiches: simple or gifts? 1200 01:27:24,726 --> 01:27:26,686 Love, how do you like the sandwich: 1201 01:27:26,726 --> 01:27:29,766 with rind and black pepper or smooth? - With the rind! 1202 01:27:29,886 --> 01:27:32,846 Make two reals, go. But for me with a little black pepper. 1203 01:27:32,966 --> 01:27:35,606 - Listen, what can I give you a drink? - To drink, love? 1204 01:27:35,806 --> 01:27:39,726 . for me a Chinotto. -Du' Chinotti! With porchetta it's his death. 1205 01:27:40,566 --> 01:27:41,966 Here's du' Chinotti. 1206 01:27:42,286 --> 01:27:45,446 - Oh, Pellegrini. - Oh! - Do you always do this Jem Lewis? - Listen! 1207 01:27:45,486 --> 01:27:50,166 - Good luck! I'm awesome! - Madonna, you are better! 1208 01:27:50,806 --> 01:27:52,606 You gave me shivers! 1209 01:27:53,446 --> 01:27:55,806 - Here you are. - Hello, boiled meat! 1210 01:27:57,846 --> 01:27:59,886 Here, love, the sandwiches and the drink. 1211 01:28:00,046 --> 01:28:03,206 If you could listen to Pellegrini how he does it Jem Lewis, hilarious. 1212 01:28:03,246 --> 01:28:05,246 (imitating him) Ah, Miss Timothy! 1213 01:28:05,886 --> 01:28:07,326 Mmmmmh... 1214 01:28:09,486 --> 01:28:14,206 Raga_i, Giovannino's porchetta He's unbeatable, there's no vein. 1215 01:28:14,486 --> 01:28:17,006 Because he does it with his own pigs, did you understand? 1216 01:28:17,246 --> 01:28:19,766 He takes them, raises them, gives him the right stuff to eat, 1217 01:28:19,806 --> 01:28:22,646 then when the moment came, gives him a blow on the head and neck, 1218 01:28:22,686 --> 01:28:27,286 so, bang, they die dead and puts it in our sandwiches. Too good! 1219 01:28:31,126 --> 01:28:32,606 Have you seen who's there? 1220 01:28:33,606 --> 01:28:34,766 Who's there? 1221 01:28:37,246 --> 01:28:38,406 Our son. 1222 01:28:53,966 --> 01:28:55,246 Tnmonto. 1223 01:28:58,206 --> 01:28:59,446 Nice, huh? 1224 01:29:00,606 --> 01:29:02,166 He came to say hello. 1225 01:29:03,606 --> 01:29:05,006 (MARLANO SOSPlRA) 1226 01:29:10,886 --> 01:29:14,406 If you wait 7-8 hours, he loved the little girl too. 1227 01:29:17,646 --> 01:29:18,726 Auron! 1228 01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:24,606 Oh well. 1229 01:29:25,446 --> 01:29:27,766 - What are you in a hurry? - No. 1230 01:29:28,246 --> 01:29:31,206 - Do you have to go somewhere? - No. 1231 01:29:32,006 --> 01:29:34,646 - Any appointments? - No. 1232 01:29:38,366 --> 01:29:40,046 And we wait. 1233 01:29:43,246 --> 01:29:46,246 Subtitles at all ASCL STUDY - Cream