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Neil Barlow's Bodgy Creek
Documentary, take one.

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My Granddad reckons

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that if there was a Nobel Prize
for being a dickhead,

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Troy Carrington would win it
every year.

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Troy Carrington's AFL footy career ended

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when his leg got mangled as he ran
through the banner on Grand Final day.

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It got caught in the crepe paper
and looked gross.

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Around here,
we call him Town Killer...

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because of the greenie protests he led
that shut down the Bodgy Creek Timber Mill.

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Troy has absolutely no friends.

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This is his story.

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- Have I come in too early, Neil?
- Dude, wha...?

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Troy, I told you, I'm gonna use this
at the beginning of the documentary.

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- Sorry, mate.
- You're too early, Jesus.

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Troy Carrington...

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no mates,

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mangled leg,

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dickhead.

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Bit full on.

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Troy!

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♪ I'm mopin' around
streets late at night ♪

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♪ I'm worried because
you ain't treatin' me right ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ I spoke to your mum
and I spoke to your dad ♪

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♪ It sounds crazy, but
it made me feel sad ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ Feeling so sad,
so lonely too ♪

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♪ You don't know how it is
to feel sad, lonely, and blue ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ Spoke to your dad and
I spoke to your mum ♪

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♪ They said, go away, boy,
and leave us alone ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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- ♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪
- Right.

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It's Warwick Randall here on
Bodgy Creek Community Radio.

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The community markets are on today
at the Recreation Reserve.

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However, the Men's Shed won't be doing
their usual Wood Turning Exhibition

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as Len Hutton's...

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second hip replacement
has been moved forward.

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Hopefully, they'll
open him up on the...

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correct side this time around.

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Town killer!

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♪ I really don't know
what to do ♪

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♪ Everything you say
just make me feel blue ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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♪ I went to the dance
but I went all alone ♪

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♪ I watched you dancin' and
then I followed you home ♪

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♪ Come back again ♪

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♪ I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪

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Excuse me.

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Do you have a stall holder's license?

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Uh, no, not yet.

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Gretchen over there said
I'd be able to sort it out on the day.

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Oh, she's wrong.

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You have to apply
at least 14 days in advance

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for a stall holder's license.

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- I'm here now. Can't I just--
- We're full!

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It's Neil, isn't it?

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I'm Troy.

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I know who you are.

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Why are you at the markets?

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I thought you were a hermit.

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Well, I'm mostly
self-sufficient out at my place.

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So, I don't have to come
into town much.

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Like a hermit?

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Do you mind not filming me?

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Classic hermit.

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I saw you at my dad's funeral
last year.

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That must have been tough, mate.

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I lost my mom when
I was your age, and--

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So hermits can go to funerals
and community markets.

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- Anything else?
- I'm not a hermit.

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Why did you want
the timber mill shut?

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- I didn't.
- Granddad reckons you did.

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I just wanted sustainable
logging for old growth forests.

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He said it was a dog act

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and that you pissed on the memory
of your daddy who used to work there.

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He also says you're an
ungrateful bastard

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'cause you never thanked him
for coaching you to AFL standard.

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He has a lot of opinions,
your granddad.

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Did you really break
your leg in nine places?

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- Give or take.
- Can I see your scars?

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- Roll your jeans up.
- No, mate, I'd prefer not.

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Oh, I can make a doco about you.

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Come on, Neil,
we gotta go.

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Hang on, Mum.

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Troy Carrington just asked me
to make a documentary about him.

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- And we're workin' out fees.
- I didn't agree to.

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Hi, Angie.
Troy.

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Hi, I know.
Hi.

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I thought you knew
my mum and dad.

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We never properly met.

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Then how come you came
to my dad's funeral?

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I was paying my respects.

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A hermit going to a stranger's funeral

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- is just weird.
- Neil!

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Sorry, Troy, I...

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Thank you for coming.

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I didn't get to say it on the day,
but I did appreciate the gesture.

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It's fine.
Sorry, again.

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Private wine tastings?

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You're really shit at being a hermit.

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Neil!

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Mmm.

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Semillon Shiraz.

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Gee, that's niche.

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I've got a chardonnay frontignac

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blend with a squirt of comquat juice
if you prefer your whites.

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Yeah, we, we'd better scoot,
actually, Troy.

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We've got a footy club meeting
at the Tin Shed.

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Nana said it was
an extraordinary meeting.

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What's that?

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Extraordinary meetings are meetings
that get called to discuss the fact

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that they probably should have called
the meeting a fair bit earlier.

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Should be the dictionary definition.

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Come on.

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He's nice for a hermit.

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Look, look!

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Hey! Look!

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You can't just force us
into a merger, Geoff!

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What's a merger?

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İt's when one shit team joins up
with another shit team

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to make a slightly less shit team.

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Oh, okay.

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Neville!

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Your club has got no money,

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no players, and no coach.

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Your club president didn't
even bother to show up.

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Granddad's in hospital!

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Look, we may have been
able to overlook some issues...

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but we can't overlook this.

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This report arrived
on my desk fellas,

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and I had to act.

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Your club rooms have been found
to be riddled with asbestos.

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- What?
- That's really bad.

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Does that mean
they'll be heritage listed?

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No, it means your club
rooms have to come down.

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Oh, no way!

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That's just bullshit!

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I told Bull this

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at our meeting
a couple of weeks ago.

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Did Bull tell you about this?

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Is it friable or
non-friable asbestos?

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No, it makes a difference if
the particles are airborne or not.

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- Because if they're air--
- Regardless,...

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you, as a club, need to decide...

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merge of fold.

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- Oh, come on!
- What?

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Excuse me!

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Can you guys wind this up?

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We have the hall booked
from 2:00 PM.

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Why didn't you tell us the club rooms
were getting knocked down?

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'Cause it'll never happen. I'll chain
myself to the rooms if I have to.

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Like the greenies?

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No, not like the bloody greenies.

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Get into bed, love.

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The doctor said you should
avoid getting stressed.

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What's a prostate, Granddad?

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It's a gland up your pooper.

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Granddad's gonna be fine, Neily.

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It's just exploratory keyhole surgery.

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Why are you having
exploratory keyhole surgery?

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I lost my keys.

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So have you found a coach yet?

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Uh, no, but uh,
Pig Dog McBride's outta prison.

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Next option?

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Ron Wills?

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Beryl says his tinnitus
is getting worse.

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What's tinnitus?

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That's a hearing disease that men develop
when they marry people like Beryl.

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Oh, she, she's not that bad.

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Sorry, love, what was that?
What was that?

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Put that thing out!

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You're the one who told me
I couldn't go outside in this ensemble.

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Why don't you ask
Troy Carrington to coach?

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Any ex-players on your list
who aren't traitors, Nev?

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Oh, ease up, Bull.
He was best man at my wedding.

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Listen!

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The coach has gotta love the club.

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I captained-coached two flags,

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and one of 'em was with,
with concussion

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- and a floating--
- Floating bone in my knee.

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Troy will bring in new players.

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He'll attract sponsors.

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What is it with you wanting to give
all the local jobs away to outsiders?

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I mean, it's bad enough
that, that you,

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that you're tryin' to give work
to refos ahead of your own.

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Don't start that again.

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What makes you think
that Troy is an outsider?

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He only goes to funerals,
community markets, and field day.

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Came here when he was 10,
left when he was 23.

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Not a local.

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So according to
the Bull Barlow Index,

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- I am also not a local.
- Correct.

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Speaking of outsiders, you didn't
bring an ashtray, did you, Doc?

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Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have
to ask you to put that out.

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Oh.

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Mmm.

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Bull!

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They're gonna have
to empty it anyway.

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Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to
give you a full rectal examination.

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Oh.

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Have you had trouble
passing stools recently?

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I don't know.

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Have you had
your fingernails cut recently?

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Heads!

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Interview one for
Troy Carrington documentary.

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Mate, I didn't agree to this.

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Where were you born?

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Gullamunka Inlet.

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Why did you move to Bodgy Creek?

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When my mum died
I came to live with my dad.

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- Which do you prefer?
- Gullamunka Inlet.

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Why don't you live there then?

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My dad left me his house in his will.

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Can you kick a goal from here?

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Not anymore.

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Krystal from school reckons

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they knocked down the club rooms
because it gave Granddad bum cancer.

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Interesting theory.

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But Mum says
he doesn't have bum cancer.

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It's just a dodgy prostate.

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I'd listen to your mum.

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She also said you're a softcock
'cause you won't coach the Roosters.

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Maybe only listen to her sometimes.

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Super Troy leapt off his giant
jet football and got cracking.

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He lined up the footy and
delivered a perfect drop punt...

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and knocked the chainsaw
clean out of the logger's hands.

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"Thanks for saving our habitat,"
said Sharon,

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the President of the Koala Union.

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All the trees and creatures cheered

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as Super Troy flew off
to his secret hideout.

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What's the chemical makeup
of alpaca saliva?

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- It stings a bit, eh?
- Yeah.

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Sorry about that.

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Yeah, Carlos is usually
the one you have to watch.

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Might have to get a muzzle
for Brigita now too.

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Riesling Port.

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Is that actually a thing?

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Yeah, the German priests
used to live on it apparently.

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The fortified wines
keep better in the tropics.

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Now everything is grown here
on the Machu Pichu Estate.

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Unfortunately the generator's running
a little bit low on methane.

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So, the whites might be
a bit on the warm side.

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And I wouldn't touch
the Nectarine Prosecco until the end.

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The pulp sticks to your palette.

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00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:04,578
Got a thirst up, Angie.

251
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,148
Troy, will you coach the Roosters?

252
00:11:08,242 --> 00:11:09,249
Yeah, thought so.

253
00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:10,969
See, Neville,
it wasn't that hard.

254
00:11:11,156 --> 00:11:12,806
Have a wine tasting, he says.

255
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,453
Help a mate out
with his business, he says.

256
00:11:14,484 --> 00:11:18,017
Well no, even if it's just for the season
to get us back on our feet.

257
00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:20,392
How do you respond
to emotional blackmail?

258
00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:22,066
Give it your best shot.

259
00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:25,291
Snapper, Goober, sad faces.

260
00:11:26,822 --> 00:11:28,076
Not bad.

261
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,486
Rubbish.

262
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:31,846
Actually, quite compelling.

263
00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:35,330
But I think you might be overstating
my local popularity, Angie.

264
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,350
Oh, geez!

265
00:11:42,342 --> 00:11:44,365
Die tree shagger.

266
00:11:44,593 --> 00:11:45,875
Is this written in blood?

267
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,625
Yeah.
Traytor with a Y.

268
00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:48,976
Uses the wrong your.

269
00:11:49,031 --> 00:11:51,320
Yeah, double E,
compleet fockwheat.

270
00:11:51,414 --> 00:11:53,178
I appreciate the offer, Angie,

271
00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:56,937
but as you can tell by my correspondence,
I'm not really a viable coaching option.

272
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:59,351
Highly unlikely to live out the season.

273
00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:01,922
Could be food coloring.

274
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,078
I'm guessing Bull doesn't know
you're here.

275
00:12:04,119 --> 00:12:06,390
Not if this is anything to go by.

276
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,402
Neilo?

277
00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:11,614
Go long, go long,
go long, go long.

278
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,711
- Sorry about that, mate.
- That's okay.

279
00:12:19,189 --> 00:12:21,367
Thought they'd pulped
the rest of those.

280
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:24,086
This is you.

281
00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,261
I cannot believe.

282
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,750
Sayyid, this is Troy.

283
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:28,670
Yes, Rooster boy,
I know who this man is.

284
00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:30,943
I read this book in detention center.

285
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,521
- Really?
- Yes.

286
00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:34,295
I want to read again.

287
00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:38,342
You were number 29,
rookie draft pick 72,

288
00:12:38,432 --> 00:12:39,975
nickname Custard Guts.

289
00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,523
İt never really stuck.

290
00:12:41,558 --> 00:12:43,411
Not like Town Killer.

291
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,913
I like this book best.

292
00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:47,372
Players, they talk about
drinking and fighting.

293
00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:49,443
You talk about trees and
hippie mother.

294
00:12:49,484 --> 00:12:51,771
Do you only read AFL biographies?

295
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:54,076
In Nauru there are no books,
no internets.

296
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,312
So, I ask the guard,
can I have book?

297
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,732
He says, "No books!"

298
00:12:57,772 --> 00:13:01,021
I ask different guard,
he says, "No books."

299
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:03,247
Then one day,
I go to recreation room.

300
00:13:03,355 --> 00:13:05,747
It's bad name for this room,
there is nothing to do.

301
00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,302
But different guard come in
reading book in front of me.

302
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:10,943
"Oh, look at me, I have book."

303
00:13:10,988 --> 00:13:14,130
But when he go,
he leave book on chair.

304
00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:16,519
I think this is trick,
but he not come back.

305
00:13:16,585 --> 00:13:21,083
And from then he leave many books,
but always AFL books.

306
00:13:21,352 --> 00:13:22,740
Can I see your scars?

307
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:23,816
Won't let ya.

308
00:13:23,841 --> 00:13:25,099
He's weird about 'em.

309
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,810
Can we kick football?

310
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:36,679
Looks like you've done more
than read about footy.

311
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:38,453
Yes.

312
00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:42,163
I play some days for
detention center guard team.

313
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:45,320
They a very bad team,
but Sayyid make better.

314
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,238
Right.

315
00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:55,137
It's time for this week
in Bodgy Creek.

316
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:57,840
Now, Angie Barlow has just rung.

317
00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:01,847
And apparently, no one's turned up
for the working bee at the refugee center.

318
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,824
If you're looking for it,
it's just at the old fish and chip shop.

319
00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:07,401
And just quietly, I reckon
it'd still be in business

320
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,666
if Spiro wasn't so tight
with his minimum chips.

321
00:14:12,178 --> 00:14:14,834
Bugger, I forgot the vol Au vents.

322
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:17,092
I think we'll be fine, Fran.

323
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,803
They'll come, love.

324
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:22,600
Oh.

325
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:30,805
Hey Porterhouse.

326
00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:31,860
Well done.

327
00:14:31,885 --> 00:14:33,767
It's Lychees.

328
00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:35,978
So that's wrong then?

329
00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:40,393
I know you blokes have
probably just forgotten,

330
00:14:40,424 --> 00:14:42,143
but the working bee
at the refugee center

331
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,118
started about an hour ago
and at this stage,

332
00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:46,371
Fran has significantly over catered.

333
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:47,410
- I didn't forget.

334
00:14:47,442 --> 00:14:49,903
That's because I specifically
didn't invite you, Carpet Burn,

335
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,895
because I knew you'd be too busy
playing with yourself.

336
00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:53,739
- Ouch.
- I'm sorry, Angie.

337
00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:55,856
I got carried away doing this.
I lost track of time.

338
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,332
And I'm...

339
00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,957
not good at making up
excuses on the spot.

340
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,753
Let's go, Snaps.

341
00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:02,950
Yous are actually
goin' to the refo Reno?

342
00:15:03,004 --> 00:15:04,442
Shut up, Carpet.

343
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,215
Why have the refos come to
this shit hole for anyway, huh?

344
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,926
Because this shithole was
chosen as a regional base

345
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,207
to resettle highly skilled refugees.

346
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,534
Any luck with Pig Dog?

347
00:15:13,575 --> 00:15:16,614
Nah, he's keen but he's gotta see
his parole officer every Saturday,

348
00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:18,075
so he can't coach away games.

349
00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:19,996
Any chance Troy might
change his mind?

350
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,028
Troy?

351
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,192
You're not seriously gonna ask
the Town Killer are you?

352
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:25,645
What?

353
00:15:25,802 --> 00:15:27,020
Oh.

354
00:15:29,994 --> 00:15:31,158
Oops.

355
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:33,408
Oh, um..

356
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,275
Snapper, Goober.

357
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,377
You owe me two bucks.

358
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:45,598
Interview two
with Troy Carrington.

359
00:15:45,629 --> 00:15:47,473
- What are you doing here?
- I just told you.

360
00:15:47,504 --> 00:15:48,801
How'd you know where I lived?

361
00:15:48,826 --> 00:15:50,613
Everyone knows where you live.

362
00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:53,160
- Mate, you can't just drop in like this.
- Question one...

363
00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:54,848
If your mum was an environmentalist,

364
00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:56,988
how come she married
a timber worker?

365
00:15:57,075 --> 00:15:58,785
They never married.

366
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,324
It was a summer fling.

367
00:16:00,356 --> 00:16:01,566
So you're a bastard then.

368
00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:03,066
Does your mum know
you're here?

369
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,496
Oh, bummer, I forgot!
She's gonna be talking on the radio.

370
00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:08,941
- What about?
- The refos, ugees.

371
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,949
Our guest here today
is Angie Barlow.

372
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:14,996
Welcome, Angie.

373
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:17,920
Now, what, what was your
university field of study?

374
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,457
Uh, arts' law.

375
00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:21,699
But I, I didn't finish. So...

376
00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:24,832
I got a graduate diploma
in having an unplanned kid instead.

377
00:16:25,566 --> 00:16:26,340
That's me.

378
00:16:26,371 --> 00:16:28,832
Now there are critics
out there who think...

379
00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:31,129
the refugee center
shouldn't be there at all.

380
00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:32,637
What do say to them?

381
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,082
Warwick, we're just,...

382
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,628
we're just trying to help
people in need.

383
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:39,207
When I lost my husband, Brett,

384
00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:41,035
I had people rallying to me.

385
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:44,530
I had complete strangers
dropping meals off on my doorstep

386
00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:46,363
because that's what communities do.

387
00:16:46,402 --> 00:16:48,069
They help one another.

388
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:51,553
And we need to see the world
as a community.

389
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:55,108
I mean, there's no point just
sitting around feeling sorry for yourself,

390
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,170
not when there's people out there
that might need you.

391
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,389
She's got a fair head
on her shoulders, your mum.

392
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:01,498
Speaking of sorry causes,

393
00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:03,655
any news on a new Roosters coach?

394
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,405
There's a rumor going around that
Troy Carrington might be in the mix.

395
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:08,725
That's you.

396
00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:09,858
Yeah, well...

397
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:11,991
we did talk to him, but...

398
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:13,157
I don't know,

399
00:17:13,196 --> 00:17:15,920
it's pretty hard to hear when you got your
head shoved halfway up your ass.

400
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,849
Right, well, we might go
to another song.

401
00:17:17,881 --> 00:17:21,264
Uh, here's Big Jim Carswell's
Pig Skin Rodeo.

402
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,923
Vanilla slice.
Also, a snot block, yes?

403
00:17:32,957 --> 00:17:34,056
Yep.

404
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:36,198
- Lamington, yes?
- Yep.

405
00:17:36,244 --> 00:17:39,376
New Zealand cake but
Australia steal and say Australia cake.

406
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,009
Nah, they're Australian.

407
00:17:41,056 --> 00:17:42,283
Like Russell Crowe.

408
00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:44,119
You know your cakes.

409
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,872
Ah, Troy.

410
00:17:46,951 --> 00:17:49,029
I'm making Sayyid's English gooder.

411
00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:50,562
Check this out.

412
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,670
What's that one?

413
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:52,716
Neenish tart.

414
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,527
- And that?
- Bee sting.

415
00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:57,591
This should be
the Australian citizenship test.

416
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,241
Crap company you're keeping, Neil.

417
00:18:04,575 --> 00:18:05,944
Who's this bloke?

418
00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:07,366
Carpet Burn.

419
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,030
Good footballer,...

420
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:10,328
massive tool.

421
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,890
Hey, I wouldn't stand
that close to the refo.

422
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:15,038
Nah, he's probably got
a bomb strapped to his body.

423
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:17,554
Keep your ignorant,
racist comments to yourself, mate.

424
00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:21,358
No, I don't take advice from town killers
who hang around with ISIS.

425
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,244
Come on, mate.
Come on!

426
00:18:30,681 --> 00:18:32,267
Fair tank on him.

427
00:18:32,548 --> 00:18:34,111
Play him in the midfield,
you reckon?

428
00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,494
I would...

429
00:18:35,712 --> 00:18:37,650
if I was coach.

430
00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:15,420
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Let's just settle.

431
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,852
Look, look, I'm sorry Bull,

432
00:19:16,877 --> 00:19:18,680
but if you had given us
the heads up on the club rooms,

433
00:19:18,705 --> 00:19:20,852
- we wouldn't be in this position.
- Ah, bullshit.

434
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,256
They can knock down our rooms,
they can't stop us playing.

435
00:19:24,327 --> 00:19:25,670
Yeah!

436
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:29,428
My son was the last
decent coach this team had.

437
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,045
He's gone now.

438
00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,077
But I'll tell you this for nothing.

439
00:19:33,162 --> 00:19:37,693
This club will not be merged
or disbanded while I still breathe.

440
00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:40,865
- Then what's your plan, Bull?
- I told you.

441
00:19:40,904 --> 00:19:45,498
See, the community will get behind
our various fundraising events.

442
00:19:45,539 --> 00:19:47,843
Oh yes, some of the world's
most fragile economies

443
00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:50,623
have been turned around
by a meat tray raffle.

444
00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:54,408
Do you mind if I put in
my two bobs worth?

445
00:19:54,447 --> 00:19:55,775
Town Killer!

446
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:59,689
Neville, tell your shithouse best mate
it's financial members only.

447
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,048
- He paid up this morning, Bull.
- I don't care, get him out of here.

448
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:03,480
Bull, look,
you made the rules.

449
00:20:03,505 --> 00:20:04,972
Okay?
He's paid up.

450
00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:06,753
He has every right to stay.

451
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,410
Goober, Snapper,
do you mind handing these out?

452
00:20:10,203 --> 00:20:12,613
Now I focus on the club's
micro problems.

453
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:16,925
Your micro problems are
no money, no club rooms,

454
00:20:17,018 --> 00:20:19,815
not enough players,
threat of expulsion.

455
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,081
Macro problem bein'
you're rooted.

456
00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,104
- Did you put him up to this?
- No.

457
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:28,065
Now, I focus on one specific
micro problem, the club rooms.

458
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:31,338
And according to
the Asbestos Act of 2012,

459
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:35,209
all buildings built prior to 1996
are eligible for rebuilding grants,

460
00:20:35,248 --> 00:20:36,440
and I've checked and you are.

461
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:37,852
And Angie,
I hope you don't mind

462
00:20:37,877 --> 00:20:40,133
but I've done a little bit
of homework and I've found that

463
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:43,411
you can get triple maybe
even quadruple your funding

464
00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:47,260
by accessing grants for employing
refugees for the rebuild.

465
00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:50,619
What good are club rooms
if we don't have a team?

466
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:51,815
Have a think about it, mate.

467
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,354
If those blokes can swing a hammer,
I reckon they can kick a footy, yeah?

468
00:20:55,651 --> 00:20:57,159
And...

469
00:20:57,307 --> 00:21:00,401
we'll turn the club rooms into
a community hub that everyone can use.

470
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,419
This, this is really good.

471
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:04,768
You've got a bloody hide
coming in here, Troy.

472
00:21:04,893 --> 00:21:06,283
He shuts down our mill,

473
00:21:06,315 --> 00:21:08,969
and now he wants to give
jobs away to refos

474
00:21:08,994 --> 00:21:10,554
who haven't been here two minutes!

475
00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:13,893
- And you'll coach?
- Ah, he bloody well won't.

476
00:21:13,987 --> 00:21:15,682
If the offer still stands, Angie.

477
00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:18,197
- Let's vote on it.
- That's a committee decision.

478
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:19,243
Well no, hang on.

479
00:21:19,268 --> 00:21:21,681
Let's just canvas and see
the level of interest, okay?

480
00:21:21,721 --> 00:21:24,979
All those in favor of
Troy's rescue plan?

481
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:27,235
The yes has it.

482
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,752
Have you, you done
lost your bloody minds?

483
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,924
This, this, this bloke hasn't darkened
the doorstep of our club

484
00:21:32,949 --> 00:21:34,246
since he left the place.

485
00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:36,918
He's offering us a viable
means of survival, Bull.

486
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,246
Oh, is he?

487
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,512
All right then.

488
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,840
It's him or me.

489
00:21:43,441 --> 00:21:44,621
Take your pick.

490
00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:47,018
The club and the town
that you used to know

491
00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:48,473
don't exist anymore.

492
00:21:48,504 --> 00:21:49,535
They're long gone.

493
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:52,402
This, this is brilliant for everyone.

494
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,723
Him or me.

495
00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:54,770
Take a vote.

496
00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:56,301
- Oh, come on Bull, we can't vote on--
- Vote.

497
00:21:56,347 --> 00:21:57,387
Vote.

498
00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,395
Jesus!
All right, okay.

499
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,355
All those in favor of Bull.

500
00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:04,106
- Bull.
- Bull.

501
00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:06,700
And Troy?

502
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,372
- Troy!
- Troy.

503
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,637
Troy.

504
00:22:17,078 --> 00:22:18,416
Fine.

505
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:20,307
- Come on, mate.
- No, Grandpa.

506
00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:21,659
Bull.

507
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:28,154
Are you guys nearly done?

508
00:22:28,206 --> 00:22:29,880
We've got this place booked from six,

509
00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:33,052
and it takes us a while
to set up our siege engine.

510
00:22:40,879 --> 00:22:44,043
Interview four for
Troy Carrington documentary.

511
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,526
How do you respond to claims
from Krystal

512
00:22:46,568 --> 00:22:49,434
from Bodgy Creek Primary School
that you're a flog?

513
00:22:49,496 --> 00:22:51,965
I don't really know what a flog is,
but it doesn't sound good.

514
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:55,137
I think it's worse than a wanker
but not as bad as a dickhead.

515
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,715
Good to know.

516
00:22:57,567 --> 00:23:01,856
Are you only coaching 'cause Mum
publicly humiliated you to the whole world?

517
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,160
I think you're overstating the reach of
the Bodgy Creek Community Radio Station,

518
00:23:05,192 --> 00:23:06,246
but yeah.

519
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,418
She was right about the proximity
of my head in relation to my ass.

520
00:23:09,457 --> 00:23:11,832
The refugees need our help
and we need theirs.

521
00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,381
It's a win-win.

522
00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:18,408
Uh, gidday, mate.

523
00:23:18,443 --> 00:23:19,880
I'm Troy Carrington,
this is Neil.

524
00:23:19,911 --> 00:23:21,061
We're from the local footy club.

525
00:23:21,093 --> 00:23:23,702
We're just wondering if you'd be
interested in coming to training.

526
00:23:23,766 --> 00:23:25,632
Sorry, mate.
How's your English?

527
00:23:25,699 --> 00:23:27,163
English okay.

528
00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:29,171
Australian not so good.

529
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,085
- This is a football, yes?
- Yeah.

530
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:35,171
I know this game.

531
00:23:38,277 --> 00:23:40,316
Is that a yes or a no?

532
00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:44,285
I am very unfamiliar with this game.

533
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,441
Well with a handball,

534
00:23:45,473 --> 00:23:46,972
you just hold it
in the palm of your hand

535
00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:49,012
and then you just punch it
below the point.

536
00:23:53,412 --> 00:23:54,787
Thank you!

537
00:23:58,857 --> 00:24:00,318
Good hands.

538
00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:04,550
I like Troyism chapter best.

539
00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:07,987
The pathway to enlightenment
is down the guts!

540
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,511
And my favorite,...

541
00:24:09,605 --> 00:24:11,127
keep doing it until

542
00:24:11,152 --> 00:24:13,308
- you are not shit.
- You are not shit.

543
00:24:15,731 --> 00:24:18,083
Signed copy of Crepe Career.

544
00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:20,653
Go straight into Sayid's office.

545
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,521
So you'll play?

546
00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,028
Yes, I will play.

547
00:24:26,121 --> 00:24:29,075
Your team needs Sayyid
or they will be bad team.

548
00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:30,653
Is that your family?

549
00:24:30,798 --> 00:24:33,294
No, this was already on wall
when I come here.

550
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,706
Of course this is my family!

551
00:24:34,731 --> 00:24:37,849
Do you think, Sayyid creepy man
put photo of strangers on walls?

552
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,181
How long since you've seen them?

553
00:24:46,831 --> 00:24:47,891
For now,...

554
00:24:47,978 --> 00:24:49,423
six years.

555
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:52,609
Took three years before
Australian government say yes,

556
00:24:52,634 --> 00:24:54,774
you are real refugee
from Syrian Civil War.

557
00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:56,501
They are stupid people.

558
00:24:56,641 --> 00:24:58,774
But then, because
No Advantage Policy,

559
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:00,944
I must wait the same time
to bring my family.

560
00:25:00,993 --> 00:25:02,516
Three more years.

561
00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:04,516
They come here soon.

562
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,919
This is wife, Fazela,
and daughter, Sima.

563
00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:11,009
She was only four
when I see her last.

564
00:25:11,035 --> 00:25:12,563
She's hot.

565
00:25:12,876 --> 00:25:13,946
When they come here soon,

566
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,758
if Rooster boy touches my daughter,
I maybe kick him in tiny balls.

567
00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:19,243
Ease up, Sayyid,
I'm only 10.

568
00:25:23,462 --> 00:25:24,907
This is Mother.

569
00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:27,501
And your father?

570
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:29,868
He was killed in civil war.

571
00:25:31,102 --> 00:25:32,563
Sorry, mate.

572
00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:37,458
Who's the little guy?

573
00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,387
This is brother, Ammad.

574
00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:41,911
When civil war begin
we live in Alleppo

575
00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:44,098
but rebels move into our suburb.

576
00:25:44,215 --> 00:25:46,418
We are not rebels but
Assad government troops

577
00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,458
try to arrest us,
so we must escape.

578
00:25:48,559 --> 00:25:51,692
I take Fazela and Sima to
refugee camp in Turkey.

579
00:25:51,868 --> 00:25:53,668
Mother would not leave.

580
00:25:54,004 --> 00:25:55,254
Then Ammad and Sayyid

581
00:25:55,293 --> 00:25:57,504
try to come to Australia
where uncle he live.

582
00:25:57,543 --> 00:25:59,715
Then we hope to bring
whole family here,...

583
00:25:59,778 --> 00:26:01,146
safe.

584
00:26:01,606 --> 00:26:03,317
After very long time,

585
00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:05,841
we get to Christmas Island
together on boat,

586
00:26:05,926 --> 00:26:09,051
then to Nauru, hot shit place.

587
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:12,105
And then one day Australian
government man come and say,

588
00:26:12,176 --> 00:26:15,106
you are economic refugee,
not real refugee.

589
00:26:15,161 --> 00:26:16,637
You go home.

590
00:26:16,989 --> 00:26:19,676
Our home is gone,
bombed.

591
00:26:19,749 --> 00:26:21,778
So I say no,
but Ammad,...

592
00:26:21,879 --> 00:26:24,075
he feel bad about
leaving mother alone

593
00:26:24,114 --> 00:26:26,309
so he go home,
like a baby mummy boy.

594
00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:30,544
I joke.

595
00:26:32,919 --> 00:26:34,560
I love my brother.

596
00:26:36,099 --> 00:26:37,700
Well, I was thinking

597
00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:40,528
I could open a traditional
Bharatanyatyam dance school,

598
00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:43,286
if there isn't already one
in Bodgy Creek.

599
00:26:43,489 --> 00:26:44,888
Right.

600
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:47,380
I'm joking, Ms. Angie!

601
00:26:49,021 --> 00:26:52,903
Well, it looks like we've got
a new project manager.

602
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,247
Really?
That's handy?

603
00:26:54,272 --> 00:26:56,153
Um, and a Bharatanyatyam dancer.

604
00:26:56,192 --> 00:26:57,950
Could be handy.

605
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,802
Suresh, Navina,
this is Troy Carrington,

606
00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,128
the new coach of our footy club.

607
00:27:02,153 --> 00:27:04,177
And this is my son, Neil.

608
00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:05,872
So you're a civil engineer?

609
00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:07,935
Kandi University with honors.

610
00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:11,309
My Sinhalese husband was
a sought-after project manager...

611
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,427
until he made the questionable
career choice of marrying a Tamil.

612
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,239
Hey, best decision I ever made.

613
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,492
Well, since you're here,

614
00:27:17,521 --> 00:27:19,458
might as well play for
the footy team.

615
00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:21,497
- Footy?
- It's a sport.

616
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,067
Oh, sport is not really my strength.

617
00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:25,567
He's being modest.

618
00:27:25,592 --> 00:27:29,263
Suresh was a Roman Greco
Wrestling champion at our university.

619
00:27:29,286 --> 00:27:31,622
Well, there's not many
Roman Grecos around here,

620
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,177
but we could use a tackling coach.

621
00:27:34,244 --> 00:27:36,441
I'll see you at training
tomorrow night.

622
00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:38,879
Tackling's fun.

623
00:27:40,123 --> 00:27:41,667
Yep, that's it.

624
00:27:41,813 --> 00:27:43,182
Yeah.

625
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,831
How's it going?

626
00:27:45,175 --> 00:27:46,683
Not great.

627
00:27:46,886 --> 00:27:49,418
School Shoes has
already done a hammy.

628
00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:52,605
Nice work, Didier.

629
00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:54,247
Granddad was right.

630
00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:57,441
You can bugger up a team
that hasn't won in three years.

631
00:27:57,839 --> 00:28:00,652
Some of 'em are making
Snapper look good.

632
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,018
Whoa!

633
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,346
Nah, mate,
you can't do that either.

634
00:28:08,698 --> 00:28:09,971
Snaps!

635
00:28:13,811 --> 00:28:15,032
Woo!

636
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,727
Carpet, oh, burns him!

637
00:28:17,922 --> 00:28:18,946
Burns him!

638
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,133
- Oh ho ho ho!
- He's off into the...

639
00:28:21,493 --> 00:28:22,649
Oh!

640
00:28:22,852 --> 00:28:24,063
Ease up, Sultana.

641
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,245
My name is Sayyid,
not small dried fruit.

642
00:28:26,275 --> 00:28:28,042
All right, everyone in!

643
00:28:28,155 --> 00:28:28,948
Come on.

644
00:28:28,987 --> 00:28:30,962
Now boys, the match practice
has given me a fair idea

645
00:28:30,987 --> 00:28:32,733
of where you're at
individually and as a group.

646
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,305
Harpo, mate, you're
the size of a small town.

647
00:28:35,345 --> 00:28:38,235
Don't be afraid to use your bulk
in the ruck contest, all right?

648
00:28:38,345 --> 00:28:39,626
Those sketches aren't bad.

649
00:28:39,657 --> 00:28:42,501
You got a big of the Flemish
master's influence in your portraiture.

650
00:28:42,526 --> 00:28:43,548
Yeah, cheers.

651
00:28:43,579 --> 00:28:44,602
It's part of a triptych.

652
00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:46,196
Wanna to see the others?

653
00:28:46,302 --> 00:28:48,345
Uh, the...
Maybe a bit later, mate.

654
00:28:48,516 --> 00:28:51,548
Tou, when you go over the boundary,
you're out of play.

655
00:28:51,595 --> 00:28:53,526
If you go over the fence,
you're a spectator.

656
00:28:53,581 --> 00:28:55,339
All right?
So it's a general rule,

657
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,276
try and keep inside both of those.

658
00:28:57,315 --> 00:28:58,510
Yes, Mr. Troy.

659
00:28:58,557 --> 00:29:00,432
- Porterhouse.
- Well done.

660
00:29:00,471 --> 00:29:01,882
You gotta a pair of boots, mate?

661
00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,743
'Cause you're havin' trouble
keepin' your feet in those.

662
00:29:03,768 --> 00:29:06,721
Sorry, I got a shift
at the pub after training.

663
00:29:07,393 --> 00:29:08,981
It's been lovely
having you here, Stan.

664
00:29:09,006 --> 00:29:10,924
We might get you back to
the nursing home now, yeah?

665
00:29:10,954 --> 00:29:12,581
Oh, I'll take him.

666
00:29:12,815 --> 00:29:14,867
Uh, it's from my mother in Syria.

667
00:29:14,909 --> 00:29:16,659
Yeah, yeah, not a problem, mate.

668
00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:18,078
Where's Syria?

669
00:29:18,378 --> 00:29:20,695
Uh, do you know where Turkey is?

670
00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:22,945
- Nah.
- Do you know where Iraq is?

671
00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:24,898
- Nah.
- It's between them.

672
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:28,398
Righto, let's finish off with the mime
handball drill we did earlier.

673
00:29:28,423 --> 00:29:29,695
Now remember...

674
00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:31,149
to visualize...

675
00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,078
and commit to the dramatic conceit.

676
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,906
Goober, take 'em out.
All right boys, go.

677
00:29:34,938 --> 00:29:37,047
- Come on, boys, let's go!
- Okay, this is happenin'.

678
00:29:37,094 --> 00:29:39,391
- Port, Port, Port!
- Hey!

679
00:29:39,555 --> 00:29:41,266
- This!
- Good hands, Snapper!

680
00:29:41,297 --> 00:29:42,479
- Nice work.
- Footy.

681
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:43,776
- Yeah, that's it.
- That's it?

682
00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:45,299
I think I'm better at mime footy.

683
00:29:45,346 --> 00:29:47,119
No argument from me.

684
00:29:49,307 --> 00:29:50,362
This is bullshit.

685
00:29:50,387 --> 00:29:51,796
Troy's a nut job.

686
00:29:57,152 --> 00:29:58,355
I'll get it!

687
00:29:59,824 --> 00:30:01,816
Decent roost there, Carpets.

688
00:30:06,370 --> 00:30:09,370
It is time for this week
in Bodgy Creek.

689
00:30:09,526 --> 00:30:12,830
Right wing conservative bush poet,
Bruce Nation,

690
00:30:12,901 --> 00:30:15,385
will be at the Bodgy Creek
Bowls Club on Saturday night

691
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,166
where he'll be launching
his new book,

692
00:30:17,221 --> 00:30:19,354
Teeny Weenie Poofter Greenie.

693
00:30:19,463 --> 00:30:21,862
- So be sure--
- Where the bloody hell are you goin'?

694
00:30:21,902 --> 00:30:23,838
Bataratamy dancing with Navina.

695
00:30:23,884 --> 00:30:26,212
- Sorry I asked.
- What do you think?

696
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,529
Good old fashion--

697
00:30:27,622 --> 00:30:29,708
- It's just a bit of harmless fun.
- Oh, is it?

698
00:30:29,778 --> 00:30:30,851
Look at you.

699
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,513
That lot are trying
to change the way we live.

700
00:30:42,786 --> 00:30:44,555
Sorry, we're early.

701
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:46,235
This one couldn't wait.

702
00:30:46,406 --> 00:30:48,656
The Adventures of Super Troy
By Mum

703
00:30:48,732 --> 00:30:49,758
What'd you think?

704
00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:52,741
I liked the one where
Troy sticks footies on the harpoons

705
00:30:52,766 --> 00:30:55,641
to stop the Japanese from researching
any more whales to death.

706
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,164
Yeah, me too.

707
00:30:58,504 --> 00:30:59,613
Enough small talk.

708
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,379
Let's get this joint
interview happening.

709
00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:03,574
I need you guys in a two shot.

710
00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,807
Interview number seven with
new Rooster's president and coach,

711
00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:10,076
Angie Barlow and
Troy Carrington.

712
00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:11,357
Angie Barlow?

713
00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:14,162
How do you respond to comments
from former president Grandad

714
00:31:14,193 --> 00:31:15,764
that you wouldn't know
how to run a footy club

715
00:31:15,795 --> 00:31:17,397
if it bit you on the ass?

716
00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:19,162
That doesn't even make sense.

717
00:31:19,217 --> 00:31:22,428
And Troy, how do you
respond to Grandad's claims

718
00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:24,756
that after your footy career,
you did stuff all

719
00:31:24,787 --> 00:31:27,459
until you started buggering up
this town for a living?

720
00:31:27,507 --> 00:31:29,381
Stuff all's a bit harsh.

721
00:31:29,505 --> 00:31:31,371
But yeah, things were a bit slow.

722
00:31:31,484 --> 00:31:34,514
After I got my insurance payout,
I set up a...

723
00:31:34,798 --> 00:31:37,162
Eco-consultancy business
for footy clubs.

724
00:31:37,193 --> 00:31:40,647
But, Carbon Footy Print
never really panned out.

725
00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:42,225
You did not call it that.

726
00:31:42,253 --> 00:31:43,638
I did.

727
00:31:45,201 --> 00:31:46,297
And then, I got a job

728
00:31:46,324 --> 00:31:48,486
workin' at a mate's
biodynamic winery.

729
00:31:48,576 --> 00:31:50,397
Biodynamics is all about
the interrelationship

730
00:31:50,428 --> 00:31:51,818
between soil, livestock--

731
00:31:51,872 --> 00:31:54,310
Uh, can I play with the alpacas?

732
00:31:54,803 --> 00:31:56,162
Yeah, sure.

733
00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:57,240
They get agro.

734
00:31:57,269 --> 00:31:59,334
I know, that's why
I wanna play with 'em.

735
00:32:00,498 --> 00:32:02,045
Keep away from the white one.

736
00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:03,700
Brigita's had a bad week.

737
00:32:05,912 --> 00:32:07,068
Uh...

738
00:32:08,170 --> 00:32:10,029
I should show you this.

739
00:32:10,521 --> 00:32:11,756
There.

740
00:32:14,995 --> 00:32:17,190
- Super Troy lives on.
- Mmm.

741
00:32:17,253 --> 00:32:20,042
Albeit with a spectacular mullet.

742
00:32:20,448 --> 00:32:22,753
He drew it from
your old footy cards.

743
00:32:23,581 --> 00:32:25,878
I kinda like you with a mullet.

744
00:32:30,164 --> 00:32:32,141
Yeah, my first thought was,...

745
00:32:32,485 --> 00:32:35,282
she's been gone for 36 years,
but I wanted to show Mum.

746
00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:39,314
She sounds so lovely.

747
00:32:41,556 --> 00:32:43,728
Um, thank you.

748
00:32:45,087 --> 00:32:47,696
Thank you for doing
this doco thing with him.

749
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:48,837
İt's no drama.

750
00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:50,400
No, it's kind.

751
00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:54,578
He got the camera and the
Rooster's onsie off Brett

752
00:32:54,603 --> 00:32:56,462
the Christmas before he died.

753
00:32:57,696 --> 00:33:00,298
He doesn't talk about him much,
but he's obsessed with that camera

754
00:33:00,329 --> 00:33:02,462
and he won't wear anything else.

755
00:33:03,228 --> 00:33:06,095
His filming gives him a kind of...

756
00:33:06,728 --> 00:33:08,196
of focus.

757
00:33:10,551 --> 00:33:11,801
Mate?

758
00:33:11,863 --> 00:33:14,035
Do you wanna put that back
in the shed for me?

759
00:33:15,269 --> 00:33:16,684
Mmm.

760
00:33:17,792 --> 00:33:20,167
And your email address as well, Glenda.

761
00:33:20,246 --> 00:33:23,035
So we can send any details of protests.

762
00:33:23,081 --> 00:33:26,105
Is there a limit on
how many times I can sign this?

763
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,878
- Cheeky.
- I mean, honestly.

764
00:33:28,956 --> 00:33:32,138
I had a refugee apply for
a market stall last week.

765
00:33:32,203 --> 00:33:33,575
Could barely read a word of it.

766
00:33:33,633 --> 00:33:35,966
I mean, if you wanna
live in this country,

767
00:33:35,997 --> 00:33:37,177
- learn the language.
- Mmm.

768
00:33:37,202 --> 00:33:39,002
Is that too much to arks?

769
00:33:39,043 --> 00:33:41,106
In total agreement, Glenda.

770
00:33:48,747 --> 00:33:50,067
Do you have to do that
right here?

771
00:33:50,098 --> 00:33:51,450
Free county.
They even let

772
00:33:51,481 --> 00:33:54,817
back-stabbing daughters-in-law
run footy clubs around here.

773
00:33:54,842 --> 00:33:57,253
Well, would you do your back-stabbing
daughter-in-law a favor

774
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,139
and take your grandson
to swimming lessons please?

775
00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:00,170
Can't he swim yet?

776
00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:02,248
He's been going there
half his bloody life.

777
00:34:02,662 --> 00:34:05,084
- Yeah, yeah, no worries.
- Thank you.

778
00:34:05,825 --> 00:34:07,770
You beauty!

779
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,678
Hello there!
Welcome to Bodgy Creek.

780
00:34:14,551 --> 00:34:16,684
So, minaret on top
of the scoreboard.

781
00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,449
What about the prayer room?

782
00:34:18,527 --> 00:34:21,578
I think the prayer room
should go on this side.

783
00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:22,686
Why's that?

784
00:34:22,715 --> 00:34:24,598
Because it will be
closer to the scoreboard

785
00:34:24,637 --> 00:34:26,887
where the minaret for call
to prayer will be.

786
00:34:26,955 --> 00:34:27,973
Makes sense.

787
00:34:28,011 --> 00:34:29,340
What about the bar?

788
00:34:29,465 --> 00:34:31,301
You spend long time
in bouncy house.

789
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:32,770
Sayyid enter now.

790
00:34:33,566 --> 00:34:36,223
Uh, everyone, can I get
your attention? Thanks!

791
00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:39,484
Now we've organized
a bit of a Rooster Kringle.

792
00:34:39,534 --> 00:34:42,800
This is a club tradition
that dates back to, when, Angie?

793
00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,113
Uh, late last week.

794
00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:45,308
And still going strong.

795
00:34:45,347 --> 00:34:48,112
Each of the current players have
to pick a name outta the hat

796
00:34:48,144 --> 00:34:50,362
and organize a welcome gift
for the new fellas.

797
00:34:50,406 --> 00:34:52,745
Let's start with Goober.

798
00:34:56,713 --> 00:34:58,416
Uh, this is for Tou Pou.

799
00:34:58,463 --> 00:34:59,697
Nice one, Goobs.

800
00:34:59,728 --> 00:35:01,172
Tou, if that thing was
any more Australian

801
00:35:01,197 --> 00:35:03,988
it wouldn't know the words to
the second verse of the National Anthem.

802
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,715
No, no, no, no, mate.

803
00:35:05,793 --> 00:35:06,926
It's a...

804
00:35:07,019 --> 00:35:08,668
totem tennis.

805
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,166
Like that.

806
00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:11,631
I understand.

807
00:35:13,264 --> 00:35:14,919
- Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

808
00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:17,044
I'll show you later.

809
00:35:17,725 --> 00:35:19,551
Uh, Porterhouse.

810
00:35:19,591 --> 00:35:21,223
- Well done.
- Well done.

811
00:35:21,278 --> 00:35:23,224
You had Didier.

812
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:27,559
- Aww.
- Wow!

813
00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:31,403
I read on the internet,
you guys like goats or somethin'.

814
00:35:33,911 --> 00:35:35,551
Uh, thank you.

815
00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,827
Uh, Troy, I wasn't here
when you read out the names,

816
00:35:39,866 --> 00:35:41,421
so I just made everyone

817
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:44,234
some Bodgy Creek
Stump Snow Dones.

818
00:35:44,999 --> 00:35:46,474
- Thank you.
- It's okay.

819
00:35:46,515 --> 00:35:47,733
- Here.
- Thank you.

820
00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,257
Here you go, Didier.

821
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:51,382
What is fluid compound?

822
00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:52,590
Glycol?

823
00:35:52,647 --> 00:35:54,030
Yeah, how'd you know that?

824
00:35:54,058 --> 00:35:55,561
I was a chemist in Burindi.

825
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,265
Oh. Did you come from
Burindi to get a better job?

826
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:01,077
No, because the police
shot at my brother and I.

827
00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:03,015
They thought we were rebels.

828
00:36:03,506 --> 00:36:04,792
So not for work then?

829
00:36:04,828 --> 00:36:05,858
No.

830
00:36:05,892 --> 00:36:06,991
Harpo?

831
00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:09,186
You had Suresh.

832
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,785
It's an esky fountain.

833
00:36:23,363 --> 00:36:25,215
It's art.

834
00:36:29,864 --> 00:36:31,178
Oh.

835
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,690
My turn.

836
00:36:35,739 --> 00:36:38,518
Okay, I had uh, Sayyid.

837
00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:40,082
Here you go, pal.

838
00:36:45,452 --> 00:36:47,379
Anyone want a beer while I'm up?

839
00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,020
Thank you.

840
00:36:52,165 --> 00:36:54,176
Good luck to the Roosters

841
00:36:54,223 --> 00:36:56,403
who are taking on
the Hudson's Flat Cougars today

842
00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:58,262
in the first match of the season.

843
00:36:58,325 --> 00:37:00,640
Haven't had this much trouble
getting my head around names

844
00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:03,647
since Marjorie came home
with an IKEA catalog.

845
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,522
I reckon they'd be just about
getting ready as we speak

846
00:37:06,546 --> 00:37:09,522
in the Rooster's new look
club rooms slash tent.

847
00:37:09,653 --> 00:37:10,749
And well done to Gretchen

848
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:12,804
for providing that
temporary arrangement.

849
00:37:12,843 --> 00:37:14,210
Next!

850
00:37:14,475 --> 00:37:15,804
Harps.

851
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,570
Sorry, Snapper.

852
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:25,651
Looking good, Stan.

853
00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:28,432
This is a first.

854
00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,296
We've run out of jumpers.

855
00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:35,561
Granddad's not happy
you're movin' in next door.

856
00:37:35,616 --> 00:37:36,671
He not like refugees?

857
00:37:36,702 --> 00:37:37,702
Hates 'em.

858
00:37:37,741 --> 00:37:40,460
Even more than vegans,
but not as much as greenies.

859
00:37:40,928 --> 00:37:41,999
Tell Mr. Granddad,

860
00:37:42,038 --> 00:37:45,046
Sayyid need bigger house for
family he has not seen in six years

861
00:37:45,092 --> 00:37:47,233
so he must keep being not happy.

862
00:37:50,251 --> 00:37:51,978
Local jobs for locals!

863
00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:53,728
No jobs for refos!

864
00:37:53,822 --> 00:37:55,554
Local jobs for locals!

865
00:37:55,635 --> 00:37:57,986
- No jobs for refos!
- You were right, Snapper.

866
00:37:58,111 --> 00:38:00,148
My mum does have
impeccable handwriting.

867
00:38:00,244 --> 00:38:01,963
Come on, boys, back inside.
Come on.

868
00:38:02,008 --> 00:38:03,549
Come on, come on!

869
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,986
Grab a possie, fellas.
Don't worry about all of that.

870
00:38:08,059 --> 00:38:10,072
What happen if they get violent?

871
00:38:10,283 --> 00:38:11,471
You'll be all right, mate.

872
00:38:11,502 --> 00:38:12,877
I didn't expect this to happen.

873
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,541
They're just blowin' out
hot air, boys, all right?

874
00:38:15,611 --> 00:38:18,510
There's just some people out there
who don't like what we're doin' here.

875
00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:19,822
What are we doing here?

876
00:38:19,854 --> 00:38:21,760
We're rebuildin' the footy club.

877
00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:24,713
This isn't a club,
it's a joke, mate.

878
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,648
Then why are you wearing this?

879
00:38:26,674 --> 00:38:27,836
'Cause you wanna play.

880
00:38:27,861 --> 00:38:29,321
And the only way
that's gonna happen

881
00:38:29,346 --> 00:38:31,455
is if you embrace these blokes
as your teammates.

882
00:38:31,502 --> 00:38:33,150
Footy shouldn't be this hard.

883
00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,986
Mate, this isn't hard.

884
00:38:35,150 --> 00:38:37,004
What's the hardest thing
you've ever had to do?

885
00:38:37,046 --> 00:38:38,549
Probably year 11.

886
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,899
What about you, Suresh?

887
00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:41,783
It is difficult to narrow it down

888
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:43,973
due to the cataclysmic
events of the civil war,

889
00:38:44,004 --> 00:38:47,008
but as a life challenge
it is hard to surpass

890
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,637
the constant stream of
death threats from both sides

891
00:38:49,668 --> 00:38:51,894
after I became betrothed to Navina.

892
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:53,558
Oh, that kinda hard.

893
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:55,949
No, I had some guinea pigs that died,
but nothin' like that.

894
00:38:55,974 --> 00:38:57,433
Sorry, Suresh.

895
00:38:58,175 --> 00:39:00,113
What's the hardest thing
you've had to do?

896
00:39:00,718 --> 00:39:02,621
Stop feelin' sorry for myself.

897
00:39:03,004 --> 00:39:05,465
It's pretty hard to do with
your head stuck up your ass.

898
00:39:07,594 --> 00:39:09,141
I thought the world
owed me something.

899
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,211
It didn't.

900
00:39:10,258 --> 00:39:13,094
I crawled out from under my log
and I found you blokes.

901
00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:14,602
And here we bloody are.

902
00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:15,930
- Yeah!
- Yes.

903
00:39:16,024 --> 00:39:18,399
We're gonna play against
two oppositions today.

904
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:20,641
The first one you're gonna beat
when you run out there.

905
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:21,686
- Yeah!
- Yes.

906
00:39:21,711 --> 00:39:24,000
And you can break the second mop
after the balls bounce!

907
00:39:24,025 --> 00:39:25,047
- Yes!
- Yes.

908
00:39:25,086 --> 00:39:26,244
So Goober,

909
00:39:26,292 --> 00:39:27,917
bloody lead 'em out there

910
00:39:27,955 --> 00:39:29,440
and smile at your mum
as you run past.

911
00:39:29,479 --> 00:39:31,776
Come on, boys,
let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

912
00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:34,697
Local jobs for locals.

913
00:39:34,744 --> 00:39:36,361
No jobs for refos.

914
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,714
Come on, boys!

915
00:39:39,728 --> 00:39:41,012
Hey, Mum.

916
00:39:41,736 --> 00:39:43,512
Can I bring the boys
over for dinner tonight?

917
00:39:43,543 --> 00:39:44,941
Fat chance!

918
00:39:44,971 --> 00:39:46,348
No jobs for refos.

919
00:39:46,379 --> 00:39:48,114
- On the run, boys!
- Local jobs for locals.

920
00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:49,816
No jobs for refos.

921
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:51,488
Local jobs for locals.

922
00:39:56,139 --> 00:39:57,630
Oh, yeah.

923
00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:03,809
♪ I'm gonna play on
the wing for Jesus ♪

924
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:07,450
♪ I'm gonna play on
the wing for Jesus ♪

925
00:40:07,497 --> 00:40:09,504
♪ I'm gonna kick the devil's hide ♪

926
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:11,356
♪ Out on the member's side ♪

927
00:40:11,403 --> 00:40:14,077
♪ Gonna play on
the wing for Jesus ♪

928
00:40:14,126 --> 00:40:15,702
Come on,
Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!

929
00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,819
Get rid of it!
Get rid of it!

930
00:40:17,866 --> 00:40:19,595
Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou!

931
00:40:22,798 --> 00:40:24,353
Where are you off to?

932
00:40:24,414 --> 00:40:26,079
Local jobs for locals.

933
00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,893
Local jobs for locals.

934
00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:32,879
♪ Play on the ring for Jesus ♪

935
00:40:42,321 --> 00:40:44,211
Let me go, buffoon!

936
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,737
Trip!
Hudson Flat, free kick.

937
00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:49,963
Why is this a free kick?

938
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:52,885
Because you can't do
whatever that is.

939
00:40:52,932 --> 00:40:57,127
- We didn't travel halfway across
the world to face this persecution!

940
00:40:57,159 --> 00:40:58,195
Play on!

941
00:40:59,004 --> 00:41:00,906
♪ Out on the member's side ♪

942
00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:03,689
♪ Gonna play on the wing for Jesus ♪

943
00:41:03,758 --> 00:41:05,784
- Holding the ball.
- Yes!

944
00:41:06,322 --> 00:41:07,823
Sayyid.

945
00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:11,221
Yes, Sayyid, Sayyid, Sa--!

946
00:41:11,609 --> 00:41:12,850
Sa--

947
00:41:19,190 --> 00:41:21,176
Don't even think about it.

948
00:41:21,247 --> 00:41:24,551
♪ Play on the wing for Jesus ♪

949
00:41:25,661 --> 00:41:28,020
Well done, well done.
Good work.

950
00:41:28,067 --> 00:41:29,708
Nice effort, boys.

951
00:41:29,742 --> 00:41:31,028
- All right, boys.
- Good work.

952
00:41:31,075 --> 00:41:33,145
As the Yogini Tantra once said,

953
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,692
a big loss is part of the journey.

954
00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:37,020
It's a shit part of the journey
but it's a part nonetheless.

955
00:41:37,051 --> 00:41:38,965
Now I want you to get
into a tight circle.

956
00:41:39,006 --> 00:41:40,879
We're gonna sing the team song,

957
00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,122
keep up team spirit.

958
00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,006
The best way to keep up team spirits

959
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,139
is to not lose by one million points.

960
00:41:46,311 --> 00:41:47,827
I do not know the words to this song.

961
00:41:47,858 --> 00:41:49,827
İt's all right, mate.
None of us know the words to this song.

962
00:41:49,858 --> 00:41:51,366
We haven't sang it in three years.

963
00:41:51,397 --> 00:41:54,233
Why don't you just sing
a different song when you lose?

964
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,264
All right.

965
00:41:56,397 --> 00:41:57,726
Uh...

966
00:41:57,965 --> 00:42:01,381
♪ I love to have a beer with Sayyid ♪

967
00:42:01,441 --> 00:42:04,428
- ♪ I love to have a beer with Sayyid ♪
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

968
00:42:04,769 --> 00:42:06,139
I do not drink.

969
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,491
All right, different drink then.

970
00:42:08,756 --> 00:42:11,881
- ♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪
- Yes!

971
00:42:11,913 --> 00:42:14,600
- ♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪
- Better.

972
00:42:14,639 --> 00:42:17,584
♪ We drink in moderation bullshit ♪

973
00:42:17,624 --> 00:42:19,788
♪ We never, ever, ever get rolling drunk ♪

974
00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:22,139
♪ We drink at Neville's Bottom Pub ♪

975
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,850
- ♪ Where the food tastes just like shit ♪
- Sorry.

976
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,131
♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪

977
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:29,225
♪ 'Cause Sayyid's me mate ♪

978
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,983
- Yes!
- Yeah.

979
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:32,334
Hey.

980
00:42:32,475 --> 00:42:34,488
Keep doing it until--

981
00:42:34,531 --> 00:42:36,764
You are not shit!

982
00:42:36,816 --> 00:42:37,936
- Yes!

983
00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:40,991
As far as protests go,
it wasn't so bad.

984
00:42:41,022 --> 00:42:42,821
That was not a protest.

985
00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,188
Unless you got someone chained

986
00:42:44,219 --> 00:42:46,243
to infrastructure or a tree,
a couple of arrests,

987
00:42:46,274 --> 00:42:48,413
and someone wielding a banjo,
you're kidding yourself.

988
00:42:48,438 --> 00:42:50,446
Do you think Bull will change his mind?

989
00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:53,016
The only way to change their minds
is to prove 'em wrong.

990
00:42:53,047 --> 00:42:55,977
How was losing by 131 points
proving them wrong?

991
00:42:56,016 --> 00:42:57,231
They showed some good signs.

992
00:42:57,258 --> 00:42:59,469
No, apart from Sayyid,
they were shithouse.

993
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:01,493
Have you ever thought about
being a motivational speaker?

994
00:43:01,524 --> 00:43:02,821
I talked myself out of it.

995
00:43:02,852 --> 00:43:05,360
Now Troy, I applaud
your imagination, mate,

996
00:43:05,394 --> 00:43:07,915
but if we can win a game
with this rabble,

997
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:09,766
I'll get an ISIS tatt
on my calf.

998
00:43:09,805 --> 00:43:10,985
He'll do it, too.

999
00:43:11,063 --> 00:43:13,005
He got a tramp stamp
after wrongly guessing

1000
00:43:13,030 --> 00:43:14,485
the color of a clinker.

1001
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:16,688
What's all this, Snaps?

1002
00:43:17,087 --> 00:43:20,165
Um, I'm trying to make
an organic nail polish remover

1003
00:43:20,190 --> 00:43:22,532
using lemon juice as the base.

1004
00:43:22,579 --> 00:43:23,590
Any luck?

1005
00:43:23,623 --> 00:43:24,985
Um, not yet.

1006
00:43:26,447 --> 00:43:27,989
So what's your process?

1007
00:43:28,116 --> 00:43:31,184
Uh, first I find out all the things that

1008
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:32,637
lemon juice can do,

1009
00:43:32,715 --> 00:43:36,075
uh, like making lettuce crisp,
hair highlights,

1010
00:43:36,108 --> 00:43:37,606
removing warts, apparently.

1011
00:43:37,648 --> 00:43:39,559
Improve the taste of Mexican beer.

1012
00:43:39,606 --> 00:43:41,864
Yep, and then I combine it
with all the other elements

1013
00:43:41,895 --> 00:43:44,661
and see if it can do stuff
you wouldn't expect.

1014
00:43:47,643 --> 00:43:49,715
Take 'em home and read 'em, fellas.

1015
00:43:49,934 --> 00:43:52,116
The more you know about each other,
the less you don't know.

1016
00:43:52,141 --> 00:43:55,217
Now, we're going to have the first
of our shed talks on Wednesday night

1017
00:43:55,249 --> 00:43:58,303
with Harpo taking us through
the highlights of Tou's life.

1018
00:43:58,328 --> 00:44:00,061
So Dids, the bullet came out there?

1019
00:44:00,086 --> 00:44:01,155
How'd that feel?

1020
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,506
I nearly die.

1021
00:44:02,584 --> 00:44:04,022
Yeah, shit question.

1022
00:44:04,405 --> 00:44:05,912
I see you like basketball.

1023
00:44:05,942 --> 00:44:08,084
Hey Harpo, did you really
see the ghost of a pig?

1024
00:44:08,129 --> 00:44:09,202
Yeah, when I was eight.

1025
00:44:09,227 --> 00:44:10,381
That's why I don't eat pork.

1026
00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:12,502
Hey, Burindi was '92 Olympics, yeah?

1027
00:44:12,543 --> 00:44:13,870
That was Barcelona, mate.

1028
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,745
Sayyid, where is Alleppo?

1029
00:44:15,770 --> 00:44:18,034
What's left of it
is in the north of Syria.

1030
00:44:18,143 --> 00:44:20,779
Yeah, 'cause nothin's
comin' up on TripAdvisor.

1031
00:44:20,853 --> 00:44:23,581
Harpo, thou art also a Shakespeare fan?

1032
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,245
He yay verily goes all right.

1033
00:44:25,284 --> 00:44:27,463
Hey Troy, you didn't even mention

1034
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,721
that I shagged the Miss
New Zealand contestant in Bali.

1035
00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:30,949
What the hell are you doing?

1036
00:44:30,974 --> 00:44:33,049
Just cornflour and pomegranate,
you dickhead.

1037
00:44:33,065 --> 00:44:35,674
You are the angriest hippie
I have ever met.

1038
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:37,164
What, what is the Archibald anyway?

1039
00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:39,870
It's Australia's pre-eminent portrait prize
and Harpo's gonna win it.

1040
00:44:39,901 --> 00:44:41,590
So suck it up and sit still.

1041
00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:43,864
Didier, what is Igishakamba?

1042
00:44:43,895 --> 00:44:45,496
It's a type of casserole
I think, isn't it?

1043
00:44:45,535 --> 00:44:47,356
No, no, no.
It's a dance in Burundi.

1044
00:44:47,403 --> 00:44:48,879
I show you.

1045
00:44:49,504 --> 00:44:50,952
Okay.

1046
00:44:52,825 --> 00:44:54,325
- Woo!
- Yeah, mate.

1047
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:59,881
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1048
00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,743
Oh, mate!

1049
00:45:02,642 --> 00:45:03,994
Oh, my God!

1050
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:08,213
This is the best bit.

1051
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:09,963
Oh.

1052
00:45:09,997 --> 00:45:11,783
School Shoes.

1053
00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:15,111
What's this rubbish
he's got 'em doing?

1054
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,527
For a bloke who reckons
he loves trees,

1055
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,831
he doesn't mind knockin' 'em down
to print any of this drivel, does he?

1056
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,581
Anyway, I've gotta scoot.

1057
00:45:25,605 --> 00:45:27,706
So, you be good, okay?

1058
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,535
See you.

1059
00:45:30,214 --> 00:45:32,011
- Bye.
- Bye.

1060
00:45:34,897 --> 00:45:36,530
Can you read that
somewhere else, please?

1061
00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:37,561
It's my kitchen.

1062
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,218
Possession is 9/10 of the law.

1063
00:45:39,257 --> 00:45:41,223
You haven't cooked even
a slice of toast in here

1064
00:45:41,248 --> 00:45:43,811
for the last 25 years,
so shuffle along.

1065
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:47,374
Get over yourself and go to bloody
football training with her, will you?

1066
00:45:47,421 --> 00:45:49,796
The girls from book club
will be here in 10 minutes.

1067
00:45:49,827 --> 00:45:52,915
A man's not welcome in his own
footy club, in his own home.

1068
00:45:52,975 --> 00:45:54,665
Your violin needs tuning.

1069
00:45:54,739 --> 00:45:56,220
Look at you, would you?

1070
00:45:56,251 --> 00:45:58,345
Leadin' book club one night

1071
00:45:58,376 --> 00:46:00,743
and Wog dancing the next.

1072
00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,118
What's this?

1073
00:46:03,493 --> 00:46:06,103
Vagina Monologues,
what's that even mean?

1074
00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:08,446
It's a play Angie and I are going to.

1075
00:46:08,736 --> 00:46:10,970
Look at it will you,
there's not a space on it.

1076
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,931
Are you preparing for
when I'm not around?

1077
00:46:12,962 --> 00:46:14,681
Oh, don't do that.

1078
00:46:14,712 --> 00:46:16,079
The Doc gave you the all clear.

1079
00:46:16,111 --> 00:46:17,134
Get on with living.

1080
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,837
That's what I'm doing.

1081
00:46:18,954 --> 00:46:20,897
Brett's been gone just over a year

1082
00:46:20,939 --> 00:46:23,087
and you're living like
nothin' happened.

1083
00:46:23,118 --> 00:46:24,751
And Angie's worse,

1084
00:46:24,814 --> 00:46:27,517
carrying on with Troy like
her husband never existed.

1085
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:29,009
Stop it!

1086
00:46:30,066 --> 00:46:31,376
Why do you think

1087
00:46:31,415 --> 00:46:34,650
that this is so much harder
for you than anybody else?

1088
00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,720
I ache...

1089
00:46:36,947 --> 00:46:38,618
every time I think of him.

1090
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:48,355
Whoa!
Look at that action.

1091
00:46:48,402 --> 00:46:49,605
Oh.

1092
00:46:49,661 --> 00:46:51,277
Beautiful!

1093
00:46:52,035 --> 00:46:55,253
Canola bowler champion wants more.

1094
00:46:55,292 --> 00:46:56,855
Lovely.

1095
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:01,219
All right, who's up next?

1096
00:47:01,357 --> 00:47:02,589
- Who's up?
- I'll go.

1097
00:47:02,614 --> 00:47:04,453
Come on, Neil, your shot.

1098
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:09,596
So in the end, Tou was in
detention for nearly 10 years.

1099
00:47:09,822 --> 00:47:13,055
Just before the Ban Vanai
Refugee Camp closed...

1100
00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:16,510
Tou's family hid in
the northern plains of Thailand...

1101
00:47:16,908 --> 00:47:19,361
fearing they were gonna
be sent back to Laos.

1102
00:47:21,262 --> 00:47:23,580
His father was caught
and imprisoned.

1103
00:47:25,401 --> 00:47:27,838
His mother died
shortly afterwards,...

1104
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:31,821
of malnutrition.

1105
00:47:33,946 --> 00:47:35,508
Take your time, mate.

1106
00:47:37,174 --> 00:47:40,000
His aunt and uncle
that live in the USA...

1107
00:47:41,170 --> 00:47:43,341
are his only living relatives.

1108
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:47,295
It's okay, Harpo.

1109
00:47:48,748 --> 00:47:50,201
Thank you.

1110
00:47:55,201 --> 00:47:56,787
Good shed talk.

1111
00:47:58,193 --> 00:47:59,865
We do thing now.

1112
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,076
Also,...

1113
00:48:02,154 --> 00:48:04,982
Tou's really good at doing
the fainting goat thing.

1114
00:48:17,036 --> 00:48:20,255
Bodgy Creek Foodworks is
the place to be this week.

1115
00:48:20,286 --> 00:48:22,975
Paloumey an incredible $3.50.

1116
00:48:23,036 --> 00:48:25,747
- White ... for 15.99...
- Yeah, that's pretty cool.

1117
00:48:25,786 --> 00:48:27,583
- Bye, mate, I'll see you tomorrow.
- for 500 mil bottle.

1118
00:48:27,614 --> 00:48:28,981
Bodgy Creek Foodworks,

1119
00:48:29,017 --> 00:48:31,067
where the whole world comes to shop

1120
00:48:31,097 --> 00:48:32,888
in the middle of nowhere.

1121
00:48:33,005 --> 00:48:35,849
Can you come to the Show Us
Your Dad/Guardian Day?

1122
00:48:35,886 --> 00:48:37,154
Oh, yeah.

1123
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,739
Krystal said you can't bring granddads.

1124
00:48:43,858 --> 00:48:46,763
But I asked Ms. Chadwick
and she said it's okay.

1125
00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:48,747
Yes, mate, I'll come.

1126
00:48:52,487 --> 00:48:54,917
Hey, look, there's Sayyid.
We should give him a lift.

1127
00:48:55,363 --> 00:48:56,793
Mmm.

1128
00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:58,651
He lives next door to you now.

1129
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,042
Hhh!

1130
00:49:00,258 --> 00:49:02,316
Why do you hate refugees so much?

1131
00:49:02,464 --> 00:49:03,472
I don't hate 'em.

1132
00:49:03,503 --> 00:49:05,401
They just don't belong here.

1133
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:06,784
Who does belong here?

1134
00:49:06,823 --> 00:49:08,550
Well, I don't know.

1135
00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:11,644
You, your Nana,
your mum,...

1136
00:49:12,464 --> 00:49:13,839
your dad.

1137
00:49:14,581 --> 00:49:16,231
We're forgettin' who we are.

1138
00:49:16,276 --> 00:49:17,480
Change is,...

1139
00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:19,488
change is no good.

1140
00:49:20,661 --> 00:49:22,276
I like change.

1141
00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:26,081
Krystal just got moved to
a different work table today.

1142
00:49:26,325 --> 00:49:28,370
And I feel like a new man.

1143
00:50:13,098 --> 00:50:14,273
Hello!

1144
00:50:14,328 --> 00:50:15,703
Uh, this is my family,

1145
00:50:15,734 --> 00:50:17,703
my wife, Fazela,
and my daughter, Sima.

1146
00:50:17,743 --> 00:50:19,437
- Hi!
- How are you?

1147
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,398
Thank you very much.
Please, go inside.

1148
00:50:23,423 --> 00:50:24,664
I'll be in in a minute.

1149
00:50:24,714 --> 00:50:26,062
Thank you.

1150
00:50:47,972 --> 00:50:49,509
So tonight, former Chief Minister,

1151
00:50:49,534 --> 00:50:51,612
Gary Humphreys who will move
to the senate in the new--

1152
00:50:51,644 --> 00:50:53,636
Budgie pooh freezes
in three seconds.

1153
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:56,503
It's like having a pet
that craps ice magic.

1154
00:50:56,573 --> 00:50:58,175
You've gotta get one.

1155
00:51:01,289 --> 00:51:02,630
You didn't get it?

1156
00:51:02,715 --> 00:51:03,942
No.

1157
00:51:04,411 --> 00:51:06,028
How'd you go on site?

1158
00:51:06,817 --> 00:51:10,003
Well, the current output is being
diminished to a considerable degree

1159
00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:11,583
by the shortfall in requisite skills

1160
00:51:11,614 --> 00:51:13,842
that would favorably enhance
a positive outcome.

1161
00:51:13,882 --> 00:51:15,708
So, shithouse?

1162
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:17,653
With the exception of Sayyid,

1163
00:51:17,684 --> 00:51:20,895
this is not a talent pool within which
one would expect to drown.

1164
00:51:20,950 --> 00:51:22,442
Volume, Nev.

1165
00:51:22,552 --> 00:51:24,919
I've got over a thousand signatures,
Rebekah.

1166
00:51:24,966 --> 00:51:27,575
This is a project
our community does not want.

1167
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:30,255
And the whole thing has gone ahead
without community approval.

1168
00:51:30,294 --> 00:51:33,071
Have you seen the plans for
the community hub, Rebekah?

1169
00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:35,418
They may as well be building a mosque!

1170
00:51:35,473 --> 00:51:36,864
Bull Barlow there.

1171
00:51:36,911 --> 00:51:39,802
So it looks like Carrington
is up to his old tricks.

1172
00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:43,044
Notorious for his role in
closing the Bodgy Creek Mill,

1173
00:51:43,076 --> 00:51:46,192
Carrington is once again
using his fame

1174
00:51:46,255 --> 00:51:49,880
to divide the very community
that welcomed him back.

1175
00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:53,927
Hey.

1176
00:51:55,162 --> 00:51:56,536
You all right?

1177
00:51:56,873 --> 00:51:59,036
Just realized I wasn't thirsty anymore.

1178
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,575
Yeah.

1179
00:52:01,317 --> 00:52:03,559
You knew it wasn't gonna be easy.

1180
00:52:03,886 --> 00:52:06,130
I'm trying to save
their footy club, Angie.

1181
00:52:06,309 --> 00:52:09,067
Half this town look at me like
I've shat in their litter box.

1182
00:52:09,184 --> 00:52:10,872
Also not easy.

1183
00:52:11,434 --> 00:52:13,481
Gotta start winning games.

1184
00:52:17,876 --> 00:52:19,204
Good chat.

1185
00:52:25,557 --> 00:52:28,176
Why did you let me make this shit,
Carlos and Brigita?

1186
00:52:28,403 --> 00:52:30,786
It tastes like a troll shat in a rainbow.

1187
00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:17,167
♪ I'd love to have a beer with Tou Pou ♪

1188
00:53:17,202 --> 00:53:20,316
♪ I'd love to have a beer with Tou ♪

1189
00:53:23,503 --> 00:53:25,738
Right. Your opponent gets
away from you.

1190
00:53:25,777 --> 00:53:28,654
What midfielder from yonder
stoppage breaks.

1191
00:53:28,685 --> 00:53:29,537
Good stuff.

1192
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,474
Harpo, you've cracked the shits
with the umpire, what do you say?

1193
00:53:32,506 --> 00:53:35,060
Goodly umpire,
thine eyes deceive thee.

1194
00:53:35,216 --> 00:53:37,763
Thy judgment is clouded
by thy kinship to the maggot!

1195
00:53:37,795 --> 00:53:39,123
- Excellent.
- Stoop.

1196
00:53:39,177 --> 00:53:42,413
Roosters stoop and
let us bathe our hands

1197
00:53:42,445 --> 00:53:46,594
in our enemy's blood
up to the elbows!

1198
00:53:46,989 --> 00:53:48,366
Bit full on.

1199
00:53:48,586 --> 00:53:51,437
And by this tongue,
thou shalt deceive thy foe.

1200
00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:53,687
So hasten forth
and return not

1201
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,906
to this flimsy canvas pavilion

1202
00:53:55,937 --> 00:53:57,351
til thou has bested thy enemy!

1203
00:53:57,383 --> 00:54:00,195
- Yeah!
- Yeah, come on!

1204
00:54:01,969 --> 00:54:04,281
The Roosters have fought hard today

1205
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,556
and are on the verge of
a very unexpected victory.

1206
00:54:06,586 --> 00:54:08,422
- You're all right?
- School Shoes is gone.

1207
00:54:08,477 --> 00:54:09,836
- Good luck.
- Shit!

1208
00:54:10,531 --> 00:54:11,773
How long to go?

1209
00:54:11,836 --> 00:54:13,241
Two minutes.

1210
00:54:13,638 --> 00:54:15,680
Frog Feet, back on.

1211
00:54:19,813 --> 00:54:21,235
Goodly opponent,

1212
00:54:21,290 --> 00:54:23,336
this night hence
I did bed thy bride.

1213
00:54:23,383 --> 00:54:26,008
And she yay verily went off
like the clappers.

1214
00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:28,343
Sayyid, Sayyid, Sayyid!

1215
00:54:28,374 --> 00:54:30,749
I'm not gonna mop it, Sayyid...

1216
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:33,936
The Roosters have won it.

1217
00:54:33,965 --> 00:54:35,501
I can't believe it!

1218
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,772
The crowd is bowling over.

1219
00:54:52,163 --> 00:54:56,179
♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1220
00:54:56,218 --> 00:54:59,109
♪ We are the Roosters,
and it's flags we seek ♪

1221
00:54:59,148 --> 00:55:01,767
♪ In any weather you will
see us with a grin, grin ♪

1222
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,110
♪ Rifling through the bin, bin ♪

1223
00:55:03,142 --> 00:55:04,671
♪ We fight and fight
and fight and fight ♪

1224
00:55:04,696 --> 00:55:05,720
♪ But rarely ever win ♪

1225
00:55:05,751 --> 00:55:07,688
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1226
00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:10,587
♪ We're never beat until
the final cock has crowed ♪

1227
00:55:10,618 --> 00:55:11,631
♪ Cockadoo ♪

1228
00:55:11,681 --> 00:55:14,251
♪ Like the Roosters of old,
we're fat and we're bald ♪

1229
00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:16,946
♪ For we're from Bodgy,
maroon, blue, and white ♪

1230
00:55:16,985 --> 00:55:19,581
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

1231
00:55:19,612 --> 00:55:21,956
- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah!

1232
00:55:24,174 --> 00:55:25,444
All right, boys!

1233
00:55:25,495 --> 00:55:27,479
Open bar at the Bottom Pub,

1234
00:55:27,534 --> 00:55:30,760
beers, wines, and cordials
are on me.

1235
00:55:31,354 --> 00:55:32,534
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1236
00:55:32,565 --> 00:55:34,390
I prepare this for when we win.

1237
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,346
Bodgy Creek song in Arabic.

1238
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,042
Hey, hey, hey!

1239
00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,253
Oi, oi!

1240
00:55:44,323 --> 00:55:46,362
If you don't like singin'
it in our language,

1241
00:55:46,393 --> 00:55:47,717
then piss off.

1242
00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:49,992
What is this man's problem?

1243
00:55:50,030 --> 00:55:52,248
Well, you not passin'
the ball for a start.

1244
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:55,157
You are black pot
calling black kettle black.

1245
00:55:55,316 --> 00:55:56,881
Not handball,...

1246
00:55:56,975 --> 00:55:58,373
not chase,...

1247
00:55:58,490 --> 00:55:59,709
not dirty.

1248
00:55:59,748 --> 00:56:00,780
Ooh!

1249
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:02,123
Yeah, let's go, Sultana.

1250
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:04,037
- Oi, oi!
- Ease, ease up!

1251
00:56:04,076 --> 00:56:05,584
Ease up, ease up.

1252
00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:07,693
All right, settle down.

1253
00:56:07,748 --> 00:56:09,154
Everyone grab your gear,

1254
00:56:09,201 --> 00:56:11,529
head down to the ball's club,
and hit the showers.

1255
00:56:12,326 --> 00:56:14,482
This man not need shower.

1256
00:56:21,372 --> 00:56:22,613
Fire!

1257
00:56:22,702 --> 00:56:24,710
Fire!
I said fire!

1258
00:56:24,765 --> 00:56:26,100
Get out, get out!

1259
00:56:26,163 --> 00:56:28,093
Get out, get out, get out!

1260
00:56:30,374 --> 00:56:32,593
Graham, get out of there!
Fuck!

1261
00:56:33,843 --> 00:56:36,860
- No, no, no, no!
- Don't do it, Snapper, no!

1262
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,470
I got Graham!

1263
00:57:02,371 --> 00:57:04,168
Congrats to the Roosters.

1264
00:57:04,264 --> 00:57:06,605
Their first win in three years.

1265
00:57:06,722 --> 00:57:09,521
Though the resulting fire somewhat
dampened the celebrations.

1266
00:57:09,546 --> 00:57:11,154
I understand it's the first time

1267
00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:13,357
one club has lost
two club rooms in a season

1268
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:16,506
since the Mt. Stuart
sinkhole saga back in '67.

1269
00:57:16,545 --> 00:57:17,717
Ow!

1270
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:20,295
I thought they were tiny capsicums.

1271
00:57:20,327 --> 00:57:23,365
I give you an eye bath and
you will be fine, Porterhouse.

1272
00:57:23,615 --> 00:57:26,795
It's smaller than I hoped.

1273
00:57:27,795 --> 00:57:29,584
What does it say, Sayyid?

1274
00:57:30,103 --> 00:57:31,818
I like...

1275
00:57:32,311 --> 00:57:33,584
cordial.

1276
00:57:33,904 --> 00:57:35,170
Are you serious?

1277
00:57:35,209 --> 00:57:37,019
Well, if you'd apologized
like I asked you to

1278
00:57:37,044 --> 00:57:38,708
I wouldn't have to suspend you.

1279
00:57:38,807 --> 00:57:40,623
I'm done, I'm done.

1280
00:57:40,685 --> 00:57:41,834
And you know what, Troy?

1281
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:44,435
You can shove your refos
up your ass.

1282
00:57:49,918 --> 00:57:51,848
Refos up your ass?

1283
00:57:51,929 --> 00:57:54,316
That's the worst detention center ever.

1284
00:57:55,636 --> 00:57:57,182
What are you up to tomorrow?

1285
00:57:57,228 --> 00:57:58,527
Not a lot.

1286
00:57:58,637 --> 00:57:59,847
Well,...

1287
00:57:59,910 --> 00:58:04,207
I reckon it's about time that you were
introduced to some canola bowling.

1288
00:58:17,921 --> 00:58:19,552
Oh!
Here we go.

1289
00:58:19,647 --> 00:58:20,983
Ah!

1290
00:58:21,779 --> 00:58:23,224
They're a bit small.

1291
00:58:23,302 --> 00:58:24,404
They're bowling shoes.

1292
00:58:24,445 --> 00:58:26,013
They're not supposed
to be comfortable.

1293
00:58:26,065 --> 00:58:28,045
I'm losing circulation in my toes.

1294
00:58:28,083 --> 00:58:29,638
Ah, did you hear that, mate?

1295
00:58:29,683 --> 00:58:31,388
I reckon you got him rattled.

1296
00:58:31,443 --> 00:58:33,187
He's started making
excuses already.

1297
00:58:33,232 --> 00:58:35,654
He's got a right to be afraid.

1298
00:58:36,070 --> 00:58:38,459
Canola bowler champion,...

1299
00:58:38,912 --> 00:58:40,342
three years running.

1300
00:58:40,392 --> 00:58:42,115
Count 'em and weep, Carrington.

1301
00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:43,364
Ooh.

1302
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,552
Yeah, I'm just hearin' this,
Barlow.

1303
00:58:45,610 --> 00:58:47,443
How about you walk the walk?

1304
00:58:47,521 --> 00:58:49,521
Go on and show him
how it's done, champ.

1305
00:58:55,138 --> 00:58:56,256
Ooh!

1306
00:58:56,302 --> 00:58:57,318
Yes!

1307
00:58:57,357 --> 00:58:59,162
Say, ooh, whoa!

1308
00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,693
Yeah, you got lucky, Barlow.

1309
00:59:03,736 --> 00:59:06,256
If it hadn't that rock,
it'd would've been a gutter ball.

1310
00:59:06,552 --> 00:59:08,701
Yeah, enough trash talking,
Tiny Shoes.

1311
00:59:08,732 --> 00:59:10,474
How about you have a bowl?

1312
00:59:14,435 --> 00:59:15,620
All right.

1313
00:59:16,336 --> 00:59:18,669
Come on, Carrots,
let's see what you got.

1314
00:59:21,409 --> 00:59:22,800
Sou'easter.

1315
00:59:29,598 --> 00:59:31,833
Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

1316
00:59:31,942 --> 00:59:33,411
Hey, hey?

1317
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,513
Hey, hey, hey?

1318
00:59:35,575 --> 00:59:36,817
- Uh, whatever.
- Look at that.

1319
00:59:36,881 --> 00:59:38,411
I'll get it.

1320
00:59:43,610 --> 00:59:44,922
He...

1321
00:59:45,168 --> 00:59:48,157
He hasn't wanted to play this
since the accident.

1322
00:59:54,523 --> 00:59:56,278
He bloody loves you.

1323
00:59:56,541 --> 00:59:58,817
Nah, he's just got
a thing for hermits.

1324
01:00:00,407 --> 01:00:02,457
Yeah, I don't mind 'em myself.

1325
01:00:03,613 --> 01:00:05,309
Well, any response to that...

1326
01:00:05,372 --> 01:00:07,778
might impact on my status
as a hermit.

1327
01:00:08,928 --> 01:00:10,508
I found it!

1328
01:00:17,467 --> 01:00:19,445
Time to switch to the footy.

1329
01:00:19,609 --> 01:00:21,211
- Hang on a second.
- Now, mate.

1330
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:23,312
You've watched that clip
too much anyway.

1331
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,797
- I filmed this yesterday.
- Heh?

1332
01:00:26,688 --> 01:00:28,680
Yeah!

1333
01:00:38,645 --> 01:00:40,039
Where is she?

1334
01:00:40,133 --> 01:00:42,656
- Who?
- Don't you bullshit me.

1335
01:00:43,476 --> 01:00:45,453
If by she you mean Angie,
she's not here.

1336
01:00:45,484 --> 01:00:46,959
You keep away from her.

1337
01:00:46,984 --> 01:00:49,831
I'd seen you playing canola bowl,
you thievin' bastard.

1338
01:00:49,878 --> 01:00:52,523
That's my son's wife
and my son's kid.

1339
01:00:52,563 --> 01:00:54,453
No, it's just not right.

1340
01:00:54,523 --> 01:00:57,258
You replacin' him like he,
like he never existed.

1341
01:00:57,289 --> 01:00:58,773
I'm not tryin' to replace anyone.

1342
01:00:58,844 --> 01:01:01,187
You're a pot stirrer, Carrington.
You always have been.

1343
01:01:01,212 --> 01:01:02,797
I can't imagine what
it would have been like

1344
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:05,000
- to lose Brett, but--
- No, you bloody can't!

1345
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:06,599
So I'll say it once again.

1346
01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:08,351
You keep away from her.

1347
01:01:10,532 --> 01:01:11,540
And you know what?

1348
01:01:11,571 --> 01:01:14,086
Your old man would tell you
to do exactly the same thing.

1349
01:01:14,119 --> 01:01:16,657
What the hell are you
doing to this place?

1350
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:18,336
I'm making a living out of it.

1351
01:01:18,368 --> 01:01:19,930
I reckon he would have
been all right with that.

1352
01:01:19,955 --> 01:01:21,649
Oh, yeah.

1353
01:01:22,571 --> 01:01:24,149
And he would've been happy
that I was trying to save

1354
01:01:24,174 --> 01:01:26,274
the footy club that
you ran into the ground.

1355
01:01:29,047 --> 01:01:30,422
You!

1356
01:01:31,391 --> 01:01:32,571
Uh.

1357
01:01:32,877 --> 01:01:34,110
- Bull!
- Oh!

1358
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:35,875
- Bull?
- Oh.

1359
01:01:35,913 --> 01:01:37,031
Bull!

1360
01:01:46,243 --> 01:01:48,157
He's gonna be fine.

1361
01:01:48,926 --> 01:01:50,243
What was it?

1362
01:01:50,384 --> 01:01:52,329
A combination of meds,

1363
01:01:52,391 --> 01:01:54,094
low blood pressure, stress.

1364
01:01:54,133 --> 01:01:56,501
He just needs to look after himself.

1365
01:01:56,590 --> 01:01:57,915
Righto.

1366
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,391
He said,...

1367
01:02:00,481 --> 01:02:03,117
he said to say thanks
for taking care of him,

1368
01:02:03,447 --> 01:02:04,726
despite what was said.

1369
01:02:04,781 --> 01:02:05,906
Yeah.

1370
01:02:06,036 --> 01:02:07,507
No drama.

1371
01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:09,140
So,...

1372
01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,781
what was said?

1373
01:02:10,913 --> 01:02:12,663
We had some conflicting
points of view.

1374
01:02:12,697 --> 01:02:13,726
On?

1375
01:02:13,795 --> 01:02:15,054
On, well,...

1376
01:02:15,109 --> 01:02:16,671
my old man,...

1377
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,601
biodynamic farming, and...

1378
01:02:20,809 --> 01:02:22,170
And?

1379
01:02:22,373 --> 01:02:24,132
He was fairly clear

1380
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:27,874
that us spending any time together
wasn't his preferred outcome.

1381
01:02:29,114 --> 01:02:30,341
Oh.

1382
01:02:32,911 --> 01:02:35,012
And what's your...

1383
01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:36,599
preferred outcome?

1384
01:02:36,676 --> 01:02:38,012
Not his.

1385
01:02:38,521 --> 01:02:39,653
Oh.

1386
01:02:40,546 --> 01:02:41,747
Good.

1387
01:02:44,988 --> 01:02:47,594
Well, I better get back
to the old bastard.

1388
01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:57,450
Right, well,
let's all thank Mr. Carter.

1389
01:02:57,504 --> 01:03:00,952
Thank you, Mr. Carter.

1390
01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:05,270
Does anyone think they might
want to work in an abattoir?

1391
01:03:06,084 --> 01:03:10,254
- So, uh, let's have Mr.--
- Uh, I'll, I'll go next.

1392
01:03:10,397 --> 01:03:12,075
Uh, so it's all right.

1393
01:03:12,114 --> 01:03:14,465
I, I've got undies on.
I, I just...

1394
01:03:14,559 --> 01:03:18,215
See, a friend hid my clothes,
otherwise I would have changed.

1395
01:03:18,413 --> 01:03:20,559
Right, so, um,

1396
01:03:20,770 --> 01:03:22,622
I'm Bull.

1397
01:03:22,731 --> 01:03:24,542
And, and yous can call me Bull.

1398
01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,200
Is that your real name?

1399
01:03:26,234 --> 01:03:27,645
No, no.

1400
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,200
Then what is it?

1401
01:03:29,497 --> 01:03:31,256
Uh, Gabriel.

1402
01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:34,262
Anyway, I'm lived here
for a long time.

1403
01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:36,520
So, uh, any questions?

1404
01:03:36,578 --> 01:03:38,840
You're not Neil's dad.

1405
01:03:39,021 --> 01:03:40,950
No, I'm his granddad.

1406
01:03:40,997 --> 01:03:42,222
Where's his dad?

1407
01:03:42,247 --> 01:03:45,213
Krystal, let's give some
of the other kids a turn.

1408
01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:48,379
Uh, no, no, no.
It's, it's all right. Um...

1409
01:03:49,059 --> 01:03:51,528
Well, Neil's dad, he uh,...

1410
01:03:52,004 --> 01:03:55,418
he, he, he, he couldn't be here
because he's um...

1411
01:03:55,497 --> 01:03:57,536
had an accident uh...

1412
01:03:57,973 --> 01:03:59,598
a year ago,...

1413
01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:01,747
on his motorbike.

1414
01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:03,262
And, um,...

1415
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,379
so I'm here instead.

1416
01:04:10,145 --> 01:04:11,489
For Neil.

1417
01:04:13,858 --> 01:04:15,437
Um, um, um,...

1418
01:04:15,530 --> 01:04:17,444
Ms. Chadwick, um...

1419
01:04:17,569 --> 01:04:19,452
it's a bit harder than I thought.

1420
01:04:19,584 --> 01:04:21,155
Mr. Bull.

1421
01:04:23,428 --> 01:04:26,999
Losing son and father
is very bad thing.

1422
01:04:28,499 --> 01:04:31,374
My father was murdered
in front of me and brother,...

1423
01:04:32,892 --> 01:04:34,725
which makes me very sad.

1424
01:04:35,411 --> 01:04:37,118
A long time, I cannot think.

1425
01:04:37,202 --> 01:04:38,741
I'm always angry,...

1426
01:04:38,937 --> 01:04:40,834
even at the small things.

1427
01:04:42,952 --> 01:04:47,288
Then I knew I must find safe home
for wife, Fazela, and daughter, Sima...

1428
01:04:47,913 --> 01:04:49,639
away from civil war.

1429
01:04:49,819 --> 01:04:52,803
A long time,
I must wait in hot shit place.

1430
01:04:54,010 --> 01:04:56,309
Sorry, Ms. Chadwick,
I should not say shit in school.

1431
01:05:00,724 --> 01:05:02,825
I'm sorry you lose your son, Gabriel.

1432
01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:05,013
Uh, it's Bull.

1433
01:05:05,388 --> 01:05:07,130
I cannot call you Gabriel?

1434
01:05:07,288 --> 01:05:08,810
This is beautiful name.

1435
01:05:08,896 --> 01:05:10,483
Your mother give you this name.

1436
01:05:10,529 --> 01:05:12,911
Why you want to be called man cow?

1437
01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:17,704
Uh...

1438
01:05:20,810 --> 01:05:23,602
- Famous root, Enya.
- Enya?

1439
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,078
- Yeah, while her music's playing.
- Oh.

1440
01:05:26,870 --> 01:05:29,344
Don't diss the Celtic priestess.

1441
01:05:29,766 --> 01:05:30,774
And yours?

1442
01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:32,331
- No, I'm not gonna say what mine--
- Come on.

1443
01:05:32,356 --> 01:05:33,198
- No!
- I told you mine.

1444
01:05:33,223 --> 01:05:34,158
- It's embarrassing.
- That's all right.

1445
01:05:34,183 --> 01:05:36,027
- It's Captain Von Trapp.
- Oh.

1446
01:05:36,465 --> 01:05:37,659
- That's weird.
- Oh.

1447
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,231
You'd end up with six extra kids.

1448
01:05:39,268 --> 01:05:40,479
No, you're over thinking this.

1449
01:05:40,518 --> 01:05:42,330
This is famous root,
not famous marry.

1450
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,223
No, I don't believe in
coitus out of wedlock, so...

1451
01:05:46,345 --> 01:05:47,900
That's a shame.

1452
01:05:53,365 --> 01:05:54,596
What?

1453
01:05:54,669 --> 01:05:56,330
- What is it?
- Nothing.

1454
01:05:56,393 --> 01:05:58,588
No, what is it?
There's something wrong, is it?

1455
01:05:58,651 --> 01:05:59,674
Is it Bull?

1456
01:05:59,741 --> 01:06:01,127
And the rest.

1457
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,510
I don't wanna give this town
anymore reasons to hate me.

1458
01:06:04,896 --> 01:06:07,870
I don't, I just held your hand,
you dickhead.

1459
01:06:08,182 --> 01:06:11,573
Or does that mean we're betrothed
in your archaic views on courting?

1460
01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:13,409
- Indeed it does.
- Mmm.

1461
01:06:18,128 --> 01:06:20,210
Living in a small town...

1462
01:06:20,432 --> 01:06:22,390
surrounded by your dead
husband's mates

1463
01:06:22,429 --> 01:06:25,164
is a particular brand of lonely.

1464
01:06:26,631 --> 01:06:28,133
When they're sober, they...

1465
01:06:28,188 --> 01:06:30,385
don't know what to say
and when they're drunk,...

1466
01:06:30,919 --> 01:06:33,229
well, they wanna do more
than hold your hand.

1467
01:06:34,430 --> 01:06:36,721
That must make you
miss him all the more.

1468
01:06:37,266 --> 01:06:38,696
Yeah, it does.

1469
01:06:39,211 --> 01:06:40,586
So much.

1470
01:06:42,649 --> 01:06:45,000
But that doesn't mean
I just give up.

1471
01:06:45,071 --> 01:06:47,363
Anyone who still hates you
is a bloody idiot.

1472
01:06:47,388 --> 01:06:49,297
I mean, look what you have done.

1473
01:06:49,322 --> 01:06:50,836
It's amazing.

1474
01:06:52,297 --> 01:06:53,766
You're amazing.

1475
01:06:55,993 --> 01:06:57,672
If I had walked in here tonight

1476
01:06:57,697 --> 01:07:00,227
and found that you were curing
a bunch of lepers,

1477
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:02,696
I would have just shrugged and gone.
Yeah, I figured.

1478
01:07:02,899 --> 01:07:05,303
I would never expose you
to that kind of risk.

1479
01:07:05,524 --> 01:07:08,823
Got the whole colony
locked in the shed. So...

1480
01:07:11,123 --> 01:07:13,004
- Oh, no.
- What?

1481
01:07:13,074 --> 01:07:14,426
Oh, my God.

1482
01:07:19,045 --> 01:07:20,212
You've got a black spot.

1483
01:07:20,237 --> 01:07:21,763
It's the first symptom.

1484
01:07:21,826 --> 01:07:23,724
Oh, that's disappointing.

1485
01:07:23,757 --> 01:07:24,935
Yeah.

1486
01:07:24,985 --> 01:07:26,303
I could,...

1487
01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,474
I could kiss it off.

1488
01:07:29,123 --> 01:07:30,186
Prr!

1489
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:32,724
That's an unorthodox
course of treatment.

1490
01:07:32,888 --> 01:07:35,404
Could be worth a try.

1491
01:07:37,859 --> 01:07:39,146
Hey guys.

1492
01:07:39,201 --> 01:07:40,787
Hey, Snaps.

1493
01:07:40,986 --> 01:07:42,066
This is, um,...

1494
01:07:42,121 --> 01:07:43,912
- standard leprosy treatment.
- Fair enough.

1495
01:07:43,951 --> 01:07:45,201
Sorry, Troy, I just needed
to show you this.

1496
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:47,792
I crushed up some quandong berries
and mixed it with your wine,

1497
01:07:47,824 --> 01:07:50,310
and look,
organic nail polish remover!

1498
01:07:50,365 --> 01:07:52,357
One coat and, and it was gone.

1499
01:07:52,414 --> 01:07:56,203
Does it also make blokes
that lob up uninvited disappear?

1500
01:07:56,711 --> 01:07:59,072
Sorry, I just need
to grab some flagons

1501
01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:00,984
straight out of your fermentor.

1502
01:08:01,219 --> 01:08:02,609
Go for your life.

1503
01:08:15,025 --> 01:08:18,369
♪ I remember when I was a lad ♪

1504
01:08:18,494 --> 01:08:21,939
♪ Kickin' a footy around my backyard ♪

1505
01:08:21,987 --> 01:08:24,291
♪ Me and the cousins ♪

1506
01:08:24,455 --> 01:08:27,642
♪ We tried to kick a goal ♪

1507
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:33,078
♪ What a time we had ♪

1508
01:08:34,195 --> 01:08:37,695
♪ I said we played with heart ♪

1509
01:08:38,312 --> 01:08:42,344
♪ We played with our heart and soul ♪

1510
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:46,450
♪ It's the best game in the world ♪

1511
01:08:46,781 --> 01:08:49,563
♪ For young old ♪

1512
01:08:50,570 --> 01:08:52,391
♪ It's my ♪

1513
01:08:52,469 --> 01:08:54,508
♪ - football team ♪
♪ - Football team ♪

1514
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,500
♪ Yeah, my football team ♪

1515
01:08:57,536 --> 01:09:00,117
- Go Roosters!

1516
01:09:01,256 --> 01:09:02,320
Go on.

1517
01:09:02,352 --> 01:09:05,211
As we practiced,
you wait for Tou's signal, okay?

1518
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,336
You do the thing,

1519
01:09:06,368 --> 01:09:08,094
Porterhouse will come up the guts,

1520
01:09:08,133 --> 01:09:09,320
Goober will drill you.

1521
01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:10,594
All right, let's go.

1522
01:09:15,415 --> 01:09:17,665
Good stuff, Porterhouse.

1523
01:09:20,134 --> 01:09:21,954
♪ Me and my ♪

1524
01:09:22,048 --> 01:09:24,094
♪ - football team ♪
♪ - Football team ♪

1525
01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:25,696
♪ Yeah, my ♪

1526
01:09:25,759 --> 01:09:28,204
♪ - football team ♪
♪ - Football team ♪

1527
01:09:28,243 --> 01:09:29,946
♪ Foul puttin' and a-playin' ♪

1528
01:09:29,985 --> 01:09:33,860
♪ Tryin' to put him off his game ♪

1529
01:09:34,946 --> 01:09:36,682
♪ For my ♪

1530
01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:38,682
♪ - football team ♪
♪ - Football team ♪

1531
01:09:38,714 --> 01:09:40,417
♪ Yeah, my ♪

1532
01:09:40,472 --> 01:09:42,589
♪ - football team ♪
♪ - Football team ♪

1533
01:09:42,643 --> 01:09:45,487
♪ Well, it's the color of your jumper ♪

1534
01:09:45,541 --> 01:09:48,643
♪ Not the color of your skin ♪

1535
01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:52,825
♪ Yeah, it's the color of your jumper ♪

1536
01:09:52,872 --> 01:09:57,223
♪ Not the color of your skin ♪

1537
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,430
Forwards Plato,

1538
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,696
German Measles,

1539
01:10:04,735 --> 01:10:07,695
and Tolstoy Rucks.

1540
01:10:10,476 --> 01:10:12,547
- Porterhouse?
- Well done.

1541
01:10:12,585 --> 01:10:14,077
Sorry, Troy.

1542
01:10:16,734 --> 01:10:19,500
Harpo, Carpet Burn,
Sayyid, interchange.

1543
01:10:19,539 --> 01:10:22,806
Anpu, Suresh, School Shoes,
and Iraqi Kevin,

1544
01:10:22,961 --> 01:10:24,668
emergency snapper.

1545
01:10:24,749 --> 01:10:26,031
Good luck.

1546
01:10:26,258 --> 01:10:28,906
Uh, yeah, and you guys,
whoever's takin' the bus

1547
01:10:28,937 --> 01:10:31,273
we're leavin' the pub
at 11 o'clock sharp.

1548
01:10:31,336 --> 01:10:32,156
So don't be late.

1549
01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:33,445
- What are you doing?
- What?

1550
01:10:33,476 --> 01:10:34,930
Why isn't Snapper playing?

1551
01:10:34,972 --> 01:10:36,625
It's the semi-final.

1552
01:10:36,804 --> 01:10:38,828
We have to beat the best team,
he knows that.

1553
01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:40,234
Does he?

1554
01:10:40,455 --> 01:10:42,340
I think you might have
to explain it to him.

1555
01:10:42,401 --> 01:10:44,946
Picking Carpet Burn
ahead of Snapper

1556
01:10:44,971 --> 01:10:47,127
goes against everything
you've been trying to do here.

1557
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,315
Oh, come on, Angie.
We're that close now.

1558
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,033
Close to what?

1559
01:10:52,315 --> 01:10:53,616
Look.

1560
01:10:53,733 --> 01:10:56,671
Look at all this, this team.

1561
01:10:57,108 --> 01:10:58,868
That's your victory.

1562
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:07,117
Snapper.

1563
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,427
Hey, hey, hey!

1564
01:11:13,466 --> 01:11:14,825
Woo!

1565
01:11:16,670 --> 01:11:17,857
Hey.

1566
01:11:17,959 --> 01:11:19,287
Whoa!

1567
01:11:21,436 --> 01:11:23,208
- Boys, boys!
- Hey.

1568
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:26,864
You can start paintin'
the premiership plank, boys.

1569
01:11:26,903 --> 01:11:28,208
The beers are on me!

1570
01:11:28,239 --> 01:11:30,489
Hey!

1571
01:11:30,763 --> 01:11:32,818
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1572
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,474
Don't go too hard,

1573
01:11:34,614 --> 01:11:36,708
'cause you got a premiership
to win next week!

1574
01:11:36,779 --> 01:11:38,357
Yeah!

1575
01:11:38,393 --> 01:11:41,396
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

1576
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:44,325
Who is the best player today,
Sayyid?

1577
01:11:44,513 --> 01:11:46,310
Uh, this is a very hard question.

1578
01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,263
It was me, of course!

1579
01:11:49,482 --> 01:11:50,723
Oi, oi, nope.

1580
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:51,846
I kicked four goals.

1581
01:11:51,896 --> 01:11:54,224
I think we all know
Carpets was B-O-G!

1582
01:11:54,255 --> 01:11:55,638
- Hey!
- Come on.

1583
01:11:55,663 --> 01:11:56,833
We're in the Grannie, boys.

1584
01:11:56,858 --> 01:11:58,450
We're in the Grannie,
let's drink to it!

1585
01:11:58,506 --> 01:12:00,131
Yeah!

1586
01:12:00,508 --> 01:12:01,648
Come on, mate,
have a beer.

1587
01:12:01,679 --> 01:12:02,617
- Come on, we won.
- No, thank you.

1588
01:12:02,648 --> 01:12:04,195
- Come on, have a beer.
- No, thank you.

1589
01:12:04,226 --> 01:12:05,906
Scull, scull, scull.

1590
01:12:05,945 --> 01:12:07,156
- Scull, scull.
- No, thank you.

1591
01:12:07,187 --> 01:12:08,825
- Scull, scull, scull.
- No.

1592
01:12:08,864 --> 01:12:10,443
Knock it off, Carpets.

1593
01:12:13,289 --> 01:12:15,289
Come on down to
the Bodgy Creek Bowling Club.

1594
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,429
Open Day, this Sunday.

1595
01:12:17,515 --> 01:12:19,843
There'll be barefoot bowls
for prospective members

1596
01:12:19,922 --> 01:12:21,804
and we'll be raffling
the biggest meat tray

1597
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,054
in the southern hemisphere.

1598
01:12:23,101 --> 01:12:26,455
And entertainment will be
provided by new local, Tou Pou.

1599
01:12:26,486 --> 01:12:27,703
who will play the traditional

1600
01:12:27,728 --> 01:12:28,884
- Oi, Sayyid!
- Hmong flute.

1601
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:31,593
Save some energy
for the Final, mate.

1602
01:12:31,961 --> 01:12:33,314
Can you please?

1603
01:12:33,354 --> 01:12:34,916
I must go Ms. Angie office.

1604
01:12:35,072 --> 01:12:37,103
I must get Visa for brother,
Ammad, and mother.

1605
01:12:37,128 --> 01:12:39,095
- Not safe.
- Get in, get in.

1606
01:12:53,242 --> 01:12:54,679
Hello, you have called Sayyid.

1607
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:57,726
Please leave a message and
I will try to call you back.

1608
01:13:05,907 --> 01:13:07,313
Uh, Fran.

1609
01:13:07,415 --> 01:13:08,869
Is Sayyid in?

1610
01:13:09,543 --> 01:13:10,696
Yeah, he is, love, but -

1611
01:13:10,727 --> 01:13:13,087
He didn't come to training,
of all weeks.

1612
01:13:14,337 --> 01:13:15,810
You haven't heard, love.

1613
01:13:15,852 --> 01:13:17,110
Heard what?

1614
01:13:18,901 --> 01:13:21,229
Sayyid's brother, Ammad.

1615
01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:23,909
There was a raid in Alleppo.

1616
01:13:25,088 --> 01:13:27,253
- He was shot and killed.
- Oh, no.

1617
01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:29,096
No.

1618
01:13:30,596 --> 01:13:31,995
His mum?

1619
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,096
She wasn't hurt.

1620
01:13:34,776 --> 01:13:36,346
Angie's been on
the blower all night

1621
01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:37,987
trying to fast-track a visa.

1622
01:13:39,049 --> 01:13:40,534
Should I go in?

1623
01:13:40,585 --> 01:13:42,292
They've only just gone
to sleep, love.

1624
01:13:42,378 --> 01:13:43,691
Okay.

1625
01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:47,310
Thanks.

1626
01:13:49,863 --> 01:13:53,208
♪ I am your true shepherd ♪

1627
01:13:54,075 --> 01:13:57,465
♪ I will lead you there ♪

1628
01:13:58,349 --> 01:14:02,482
♪ Beside still waters ♪

1629
01:14:03,447 --> 01:14:08,158
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1630
01:14:09,376 --> 01:14:14,478
♪ I will meet you in
the middle of the air ♪

1631
01:14:16,362 --> 01:14:20,112
♪ I will lay you down ♪

1632
01:14:20,464 --> 01:14:25,441
♪ In pastures green and fair ♪

1633
01:14:26,964 --> 01:14:32,120
♪ Every soul shall be restored ♪

1634
01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:38,058
♪ I will meet them in
the middle of the air ♪

1635
01:14:39,097 --> 01:14:44,667
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1636
01:14:46,073 --> 01:14:50,675
♪ Through the lonesome valley ♪

1637
01:14:51,159 --> 01:14:55,065
♪ My rod and staff you'll bear ♪

1638
01:14:56,589 --> 01:15:01,347
♪ Fear not death's dark shadow ♪

1639
01:15:02,355 --> 01:15:07,737
♪ I will meet you in
the middle of the air ♪

1640
01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:14,167
♪ Come and meet me in
the middle of the air ♪

1641
01:15:14,244 --> 01:15:15,577
Does your mum know
you're here?

1642
01:15:15,641 --> 01:15:17,445
She's at the theater.

1643
01:15:17,718 --> 01:15:19,389
What's a monologue?

1644
01:15:19,570 --> 01:15:22,554
It's when an actor in a play
does a speech on their own.

1645
01:15:23,343 --> 01:15:27,445
Mmm, then I think I need you to
re-explain to me what a vagina is.

1646
01:15:27,741 --> 01:15:28,788
Uh-huh.

1647
01:15:28,843 --> 01:15:30,148
- What are you making?
- Hey!

1648
01:15:30,173 --> 01:15:31,382
I'll show you later.

1649
01:15:31,453 --> 01:15:33,008
When it's finished.

1650
01:15:37,595 --> 01:15:38,720
You can film me if you want.

1651
01:15:38,754 --> 01:15:40,055
- Really?
- Yeah.

1652
01:15:53,646 --> 01:15:56,294
Interview 28 with Troy Carrington.

1653
01:15:56,497 --> 01:15:59,403
Why did you pick Carpet Burn
instead of Snapper?

1654
01:15:59,435 --> 01:16:00,920
He's a good player.

1655
01:16:00,955 --> 01:16:02,419
He's also a dickhead.

1656
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,677
He apologized for the way he acted.

1657
01:16:05,759 --> 01:16:07,466
Krystal said she was sorry,...

1658
01:16:07,515 --> 01:16:10,380
and flushed my sun hat
in the toilet the next day.

1659
01:16:10,653 --> 01:16:12,200
She's a dickhead.

1660
01:16:12,716 --> 01:16:14,239
I see your point.

1661
01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:19,785
Do you reckon it would have hurt?

1662
01:16:20,466 --> 01:16:21,574
What, mate?

1663
01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,902
Sayyid's brother gettin' shot.

1664
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,809
Oh.

1665
01:16:26,871 --> 01:16:28,785
Yeah, probably.

1666
01:16:29,277 --> 01:16:30,613
At first. But...

1667
01:16:30,873 --> 01:16:33,262
sometimes it can happen
so fast that...

1668
01:16:33,395 --> 01:16:35,566
you might only feel it for a second.

1669
01:16:36,707 --> 01:16:38,559
And then they die?

1670
01:16:38,685 --> 01:16:40,020
Yeah, mate.

1671
01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:45,980
They reckon my dad died instantly.

1672
01:16:47,332 --> 01:16:49,800
So he wouldn't have
felt anything, right?

1673
01:16:49,847 --> 01:16:51,292
I'd say.

1674
01:16:54,024 --> 01:16:56,065
Did your mum die instantly?

1675
01:16:56,526 --> 01:16:58,214
She went the best way.

1676
01:16:58,371 --> 01:16:59,941
In her sleep.

1677
01:17:00,532 --> 01:17:03,394
I took in her a peppermint tea
and she wouldn't wake up.

1678
01:17:05,652 --> 01:17:07,028
Do you miss her?

1679
01:17:07,140 --> 01:17:08,996
You never stop missing them.

1680
01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:13,322
I don't want my mum to die...

1681
01:17:13,432 --> 01:17:14,831
instantly,...

1682
01:17:14,947 --> 01:17:16,885
or even in slow motion.

1683
01:17:17,401 --> 01:17:18,752
Neither do I.

1684
01:17:19,526 --> 01:17:21,924
I don't want you to die
second most.

1685
01:17:22,486 --> 01:17:23,930
Thanks.

1686
01:17:25,659 --> 01:17:28,387
Used to be Nana and
Grandaddy equal second.

1687
01:17:28,755 --> 01:17:30,442
Now they're equal third.

1688
01:17:32,473 --> 01:17:34,090
Who's your top three?

1689
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:36,848
I don't mind being...

1690
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,575
second if...

1691
01:17:38,739 --> 01:17:40,521
mum's number one.

1692
01:17:40,687 --> 01:17:42,200
That sounds fair.

1693
01:18:11,892 --> 01:18:13,736
He was keeping me alive.

1694
01:18:14,142 --> 01:18:16,298
Everyday I miss wife,
I miss daughter.

1695
01:18:16,329 --> 01:18:18,238
I am sad, I am angry.

1696
01:18:18,431 --> 01:18:21,978
Everyday Ammad would tell me,
Sayyid be strong.

1697
01:18:22,304 --> 01:18:24,636
One day we be free, yes?

1698
01:18:25,628 --> 01:18:28,386
Then when government man come
and say Sayyid, Ammad,

1699
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:29,839
you are not real refugees.

1700
01:18:29,871 --> 01:18:30,957
Not real?

1701
01:18:30,998 --> 01:18:32,574
How can he say this?

1702
01:18:32,691 --> 01:18:33,981
So I tell this stupid man,

1703
01:18:34,011 --> 01:18:36,253
Assad government troops
kill my father

1704
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,238
because they say we are rebels!

1705
01:18:38,496 --> 01:18:41,324
If we go home,
terrorists will kill us.

1706
01:18:41,356 --> 01:18:44,027
Chemical weapons will kill us,
bombs will kill us!

1707
01:18:45,308 --> 01:18:46,827
But Ammad, he...

1708
01:18:47,367 --> 01:18:48,718
he is quiet.

1709
01:18:51,369 --> 01:18:52,663
Then he say,...

1710
01:18:52,781 --> 01:18:55,023
Sayyid, I have enough.

1711
01:18:55,171 --> 01:18:56,601
I go home.

1712
01:18:57,905 --> 01:19:00,749
I was so angry,
I, I say nothing.

1713
01:19:01,733 --> 01:19:03,569
But they take him at night.

1714
01:19:04,867 --> 01:19:07,702
I did not get to say
goodbye to my brother.

1715
01:19:12,585 --> 01:19:14,522
I make snot bubble like baby.

1716
01:19:14,569 --> 01:19:16,140
Get him a tissue.

1717
01:19:21,303 --> 01:19:23,115
100% linen?

1718
01:19:23,193 --> 01:19:24,311
Sayyid not animal.

1719
01:19:24,346 --> 01:19:26,342
Gabriel get Sayyid a tissue!

1720
01:19:26,436 --> 01:19:27,865
Uh...

1721
01:19:28,186 --> 01:19:29,529
Thank you.

1722
01:19:36,429 --> 01:19:37,842
I still play Grand Final.

1723
01:19:37,884 --> 01:19:39,155
No, mate.

1724
01:19:39,476 --> 01:19:40,999
It's just a game.

1725
01:19:41,268 --> 01:19:43,859
But you will lose
if Sayyid not play.

1726
01:19:44,188 --> 01:19:45,601
Probably.

1727
01:19:50,632 --> 01:19:51,939
I miss my brother.

1728
01:19:51,985 --> 01:19:53,530
I know you do.

1729
01:19:56,193 --> 01:19:58,044
I know you do, mate.

1730
01:20:07,042 --> 01:20:08,708
Oh, hello.

1731
01:20:09,224 --> 01:20:12,544
It's the dickhead who canceled
training on Grand Final week.

1732
01:20:12,691 --> 01:20:13,888
It's the right thing to do.

1733
01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:16,466
Yeah, whatever you say,
coach of the year.

1734
01:20:16,538 --> 01:20:17,919
You're not playing.

1735
01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:19,536
What?
Yeah right.

1736
01:20:19,638 --> 01:20:22,935
Thought I'd let you know before
we put the teams in the bakery window.

1737
01:20:23,058 --> 01:20:24,605
Well, you are joking.

1738
01:20:24,644 --> 01:20:25,518
I'm not.

1739
01:20:25,543 --> 01:20:26,910
Explain to me why you would drop

1740
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:29,527
the Best and Fairest winner
of the last two years.

1741
01:20:29,965 --> 01:20:32,293
Sometimes the fairest bit
gets overlooked.

1742
01:20:34,785 --> 01:20:36,097
Troy.

1743
01:20:38,771 --> 01:20:40,122
Oh, fuck.

1744
01:20:40,254 --> 01:20:41,583
Fuck!

1745
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,333
Mate, I need to apologize.

1746
01:20:44,528 --> 01:20:45,576
What for?

1747
01:20:45,622 --> 01:20:47,169
You should have played
last weekend.

1748
01:20:47,207 --> 01:20:49,715
- Nah, that's, that's all right.
- No, it's not.

1749
01:20:49,825 --> 01:20:51,075
You're the one
who's backed this

1750
01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:54,661
since I turned up to the first
training session with mime footballs.

1751
01:20:54,903 --> 01:20:56,476
I'm pretty good at mime footy.

1752
01:20:56,501 --> 01:20:58,208
There's none better.

1753
01:21:00,827 --> 01:21:03,264
I was gonna tell you about this before,
but with Sayyid, I didn't wanna--

1754
01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:04,575
Tell me what?

1755
01:21:04,613 --> 01:21:07,278
Oh, my God.
Come in, come in, come in.

1756
01:21:07,559 --> 01:21:09,030
Guys.

1757
01:21:11,441 --> 01:21:12,495
Look, I knew it worked.

1758
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:14,050
I, I just, I couldn't work out why?

1759
01:21:14,089 --> 01:21:16,308
And then I told Didier
about the alpacas

1760
01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,480
spitting in the wine vats,
and then...

1761
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,613
boing!

1762
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,427
And it's not even
just nail polish remover.

1763
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:22,998
Yes, I tweak the formula

1764
01:21:23,029 --> 01:21:24,795
and also made a wallpaper remover.

1765
01:21:24,834 --> 01:21:26,662
It works as radiator coolant too.

1766
01:21:26,694 --> 01:21:28,849
Insect repellent not work.

1767
01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:30,443
We're gonna call it...

1768
01:21:30,772 --> 01:21:32,490
Cleano Noir.

1769
01:21:33,498 --> 01:21:35,232
Yes, no, yes?

1770
01:21:35,930 --> 01:21:36,966
I like it.

1771
01:21:37,005 --> 01:21:38,537
I set up the online shop.

1772
01:21:38,578 --> 01:21:40,162
The pre-orders are overwhelming.

1773
01:21:40,193 --> 01:21:42,271
Every cent goes to Sayyid.

1774
01:21:42,373 --> 01:21:43,560
Ah!

1775
01:21:43,646 --> 01:21:45,341
And Tou's malaria shots.

1776
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:50,230
Rooster! Rooster!
Rooster! Rooster!

1777
01:21:50,269 --> 01:21:53,438
It's the Rooster's first
Grand Final since 1994

1778
01:21:53,463 --> 01:21:56,050
and the crowds are pouring
into the Cougar cage.

1779
01:21:56,205 --> 01:21:59,488
It's going off like a forgotten
hot dog in a thermos here today.

1780
01:21:59,605 --> 01:22:01,386
And if the Roosters can
pull off this upset,

1781
01:22:01,425 --> 01:22:03,158
well, I'm not a drinking man, but...

1782
01:22:03,206 --> 01:22:06,323
I'll be asking Neville for
a lemon lime and double bitters.

1783
01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:23,315
When the guards ask me
to play football on Nauru,...

1784
01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:26,034
I tell them that Ammad should play.

1785
01:22:26,119 --> 01:22:27,862
And they say no.

1786
01:22:27,972 --> 01:22:29,948
He is small like horse jockey.

1787
01:22:32,973 --> 01:22:34,816
I don't want to leave him...

1788
01:22:35,333 --> 01:22:37,497
but he say to me,
"No, Sayyid,...

1789
01:22:37,948 --> 01:22:39,777
play the game for me."

1790
01:22:41,527 --> 01:22:42,879
Today,...

1791
01:22:42,957 --> 01:22:45,309
I play the game
for my brother Ammad.

1792
01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:47,184
Armad!

1793
01:22:47,215 --> 01:22:48,348
Not Armad!

1794
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,707
You speak shit Arabic.

1795
01:22:49,747 --> 01:22:51,387
Yeah.

1796
01:22:54,267 --> 01:22:55,726
All right, give the man some space.

1797
01:22:55,751 --> 01:22:56,985
Go and get changed.

1798
01:22:57,024 --> 01:22:58,634
Grab a possie.

1799
01:23:00,954 --> 01:23:02,321
Snapper.

1800
01:23:02,805 --> 01:23:03,970
Where's Didier from?

1801
01:23:04,009 --> 01:23:05,665
Bujumbura, Burindi.

1802
01:23:07,772 --> 01:23:09,009
Harpo.

1803
01:23:09,095 --> 01:23:10,494
What's Tou's phobia?

1804
01:23:10,532 --> 01:23:12,009
Balloons popping.

1805
01:23:15,033 --> 01:23:16,392
Didier.

1806
01:23:16,579 --> 01:23:18,524
What nickname does Suresh
give his genitals?

1807
01:23:18,572 --> 01:23:20,063
The gentlemen below.

1808
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,751
True.

1809
01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:23,649
For a while, I forgot

1810
01:23:23,674 --> 01:23:25,423
how much you blokes look out
for each other.

1811
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:27,485
And I don't mean
out there on the field.

1812
01:23:28,016 --> 01:23:29,227
Goober.

1813
01:23:29,798 --> 01:23:31,244
This bloke,...

1814
01:23:31,337 --> 01:23:34,602
he drove Tou to Canberra
to help sort out his visa issues.

1815
01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:40,678
Snapper paid for Did's
chemistry accreditation.

1816
01:23:42,693 --> 01:23:44,303
And last night under the pump,

1817
01:23:44,342 --> 01:23:47,857
this bloke, Porterhouse,
organized meals for Sayyid's family.

1818
01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,623
Well done!

1819
01:23:51,119 --> 01:23:52,854
But you don't go on about it.

1820
01:23:53,885 --> 01:23:56,690
Who knows himself a braggart,
let him fear this,

1821
01:23:56,729 --> 01:23:58,869
for it shall come to pass
that every braggart

1822
01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,385
shall be found an ass.

1823
01:24:00,424 --> 01:24:02,174
All's Well That Ends Well,
Act Four.

1824
01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:04,424
Bang on the money, Harps.

1825
01:24:06,432 --> 01:24:08,174
I lost sight of that.

1826
01:24:08,854 --> 01:24:10,674
And I'm so sorry.

1827
01:24:12,205 --> 01:24:14,486
But today we take it
to the next level.

1828
01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:18,541
Today we get to know
the Hudson's Flat blokes inside out.

1829
01:24:20,232 --> 01:24:22,064
Now I want you to spend
the first quarter

1830
01:24:22,091 --> 01:24:24,721
getting to know everything you can
about your opponent.

1831
01:24:24,775 --> 01:24:26,256
They may wear a different jumper

1832
01:24:26,281 --> 01:24:28,518
but doesn't mean
we have to hate 'em.

1833
01:24:28,580 --> 01:24:30,533
I know you don't wanna
hear this, but uh,

1834
01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:33,869
it is the Cougars and I
genuinely do hate them.

1835
01:24:34,835 --> 01:24:35,996
Fair point.

1836
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,088
Goober, you've spent all year

1837
01:24:38,119 --> 01:24:39,744
getting to know people
from all around the world.

1838
01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:42,111
These blokes live 23 kilometers away.

1839
01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:43,354
They breathe the same air.

1840
01:24:43,385 --> 01:24:44,799
They drink the same water.

1841
01:24:44,838 --> 01:24:47,354
They've got the same
dickhead local member.

1842
01:24:48,062 --> 01:24:51,471
Microscopically speaking,
we're gonna improve the world

1843
01:24:51,518 --> 01:24:53,221
for maybe 100 minutes.

1844
01:24:54,565 --> 01:24:56,768
Bonus if we put 'em off their game.

1845
01:24:57,378 --> 01:24:58,399
Righto.

1846
01:24:58,424 --> 01:24:59,446
Ruffy.

1847
01:24:59,471 --> 01:25:00,932
Okay, he's on the paleo diet.

1848
01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:02,455
Talks about nothing else apparently.

1849
01:25:02,494 --> 01:25:04,354
You get Boof talking
about racing pigeons,

1850
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,557
you will not shut him up.

1851
01:25:05,588 --> 01:25:07,057
Yeah, he may look neanderthal

1852
01:25:07,082 --> 01:25:08,877
but the man keeps
an immaculate aviary.

1853
01:25:08,908 --> 01:25:12,249
Actually, he's very sensitive
about being adopted.

1854
01:25:12,307 --> 01:25:14,010
So, tread lightly.

1855
01:25:14,057 --> 01:25:15,557
- Yeah.
- Good to know.

1856
01:25:15,604 --> 01:25:16,690
Hibbert.

1857
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,682
Very keen to give
musical theater a go.

1858
01:25:18,707 --> 01:25:20,369
Yeah, light opera in particular.

1859
01:25:20,394 --> 01:25:21,441
Yeah, okay.

1860
01:25:21,471 --> 01:25:24,346
And Ponko, now,
either he has worms

1861
01:25:24,408 --> 01:25:27,338
or he has the hots for
the Hudson Flat chemist nurse.

1862
01:25:27,408 --> 01:25:29,103
He was in there
three times yesterday.

1863
01:25:29,128 --> 01:25:31,369
If it is worms,
he should take Praziquental.

1864
01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,736
Or Albenzadole.

1865
01:25:33,248 --> 01:25:36,275
Bit of meat on a string
takes 'em out.

1866
01:25:36,611 --> 01:25:37,900
That's a bit full on.

1867
01:25:37,945 --> 01:25:39,892
All right, boys,
up on your feet.

1868
01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:44,955
Today we invert the paradigm.

1869
01:25:44,994 --> 01:25:46,143
I want you to go out there,

1870
01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:47,354
shake your hands with
your opponent,

1871
01:25:47,385 --> 01:25:50,104
and metaphorically speaking,
never let it go!

1872
01:25:50,175 --> 01:25:51,956
Yeah!

1873
01:25:52,004 --> 01:25:53,878
Come on!
Come on!

1874
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:55,861
- Come on.
- Ah!

1875
01:25:55,942 --> 01:25:57,497
Knee heavy.

1876
01:25:58,067 --> 01:25:59,575
Here you go, princess.

1877
01:26:00,119 --> 01:26:01,817
Hang on,
we're one short again.

1878
01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:04,216
Don't worry about that.
Keep yourself pumped up.

1879
01:26:04,255 --> 01:26:06,952
Today we do it for Ammad
and School Shoes.

1880
01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:11,070
Boys, come on.

1881
01:26:19,630 --> 01:26:21,701
Come on, Roosters!

1882
01:26:26,089 --> 01:26:27,785
Excuse me, boys.
Excuse me, boys.

1883
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:29,121
Whoa!

1884
01:26:39,368 --> 01:26:40,540
Righto, boys.

1885
01:26:40,595 --> 01:26:42,360
We got a Grannie to win!

1886
01:26:59,267 --> 01:27:00,407
There's the bounce.

1887
01:27:00,439 --> 01:27:02,837
And we are under way
in the big one!

1888
01:27:08,364 --> 01:27:09,715
That's so cool, Weetbix.

1889
01:27:09,746 --> 01:27:11,589
I thought you had to be,
like, a doctor or a nurse

1890
01:27:11,614 --> 01:27:13,153
to join Medicines San Frontiers.

1891
01:27:13,178 --> 01:27:14,411
Nah, I'm just delivering supplies.

1892
01:27:14,436 --> 01:27:16,629
I just need a Level Three
First Aid Certificate.

1893
01:27:16,692 --> 01:27:18,254
Got your injections yet?

1894
01:27:18,301 --> 01:27:20,145
I hate needles.

1895
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:22,660
What?!

1896
01:27:23,676 --> 01:27:25,918
Well done, my protoge!

1897
01:27:26,081 --> 01:27:27,762
Sorry, Weetbix.

1898
01:27:29,837 --> 01:27:31,373
Well, that's full on, Boof.

1899
01:27:31,412 --> 01:27:33,277
What was it like
when you finally met him?

1900
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:34,676
It was weird, Goob.

1901
01:27:34,702 --> 01:27:36,215
Even though he was
me biological dad,

1902
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:38,637
there was just
no connection there.

1903
01:27:38,863 --> 01:27:42,082
Showed a complete lack of interest
when I showed him me pigeon coops.

1904
01:27:42,675 --> 01:27:44,457
Haven't seen him since.

1905
01:27:49,039 --> 01:27:50,625
Oh!

1906
01:27:50,733 --> 01:27:52,444
Sorry to hear, mate.

1907
01:27:54,105 --> 01:27:56,746
Porterhouse!
Come on, mate!

1908
01:28:00,589 --> 01:28:02,394
Come on, Well done!

1909
01:28:03,308 --> 01:28:04,644
Well done!

1910
01:28:04,683 --> 01:28:07,089
Well done indeed, Porterhouse.

1911
01:28:07,133 --> 01:28:08,862
Well, that's the end
of the first quarter

1912
01:28:08,901 --> 01:28:11,964
and good news,
the Roosters are up by 13 points.

1913
01:28:12,013 --> 01:28:14,328
I've been on paleo
for the last six months.

1914
01:28:14,368 --> 01:28:16,117
Paleo's overrated, Ruffy.

1915
01:28:16,173 --> 01:28:18,320
I haven't eaten meat
for the past seven years.

1916
01:28:18,422 --> 01:28:20,445
Look at the size of me, pal.

1917
01:28:29,975 --> 01:28:31,921
If you like the chemist nurse, Ponko,

1918
01:28:31,968 --> 01:28:33,247
ask her out.

1919
01:28:33,272 --> 01:28:34,788
What if she has a boyfriend?

1920
01:28:34,858 --> 01:28:37,069
Well, she won't be your boyfriend

1921
01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:39,233
if you always buy medicine
you don't need.

1922
01:28:39,296 --> 01:28:41,085
She probably think you dying.

1923
01:28:41,163 --> 01:28:42,319
Or worse,...

1924
01:28:42,398 --> 01:28:44,022
have penis disease.

1925
01:28:47,010 --> 01:28:48,869
Poplarville's got
a light opera company.

1926
01:28:48,916 --> 01:28:51,385
They did an amazing production
of lolanthe last year.

1927
01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:52,557
You know what?

1928
01:28:52,596 --> 01:28:54,541
I'll get the musical director
to give you a call.

1929
01:28:54,595 --> 01:28:56,338
That'd be awesome, Troy.

1930
01:28:56,396 --> 01:28:58,182
All right,
I'll let him know.

1931
01:29:03,245 --> 01:29:05,002
- Whoa!
- Whoa! Yeah!

1932
01:29:05,142 --> 01:29:06,924
Lookin' good, boys!

1933
01:29:07,896 --> 01:29:09,807
Oh oh oh oh oh!

1934
01:29:11,361 --> 01:29:13,127
Yeah, Troy.

1935
01:29:14,445 --> 01:29:16,611
So, as I was saying,

1936
01:29:16,682 --> 01:29:18,899
we were effectively
trapped between the rebels

1937
01:29:18,924 --> 01:29:20,181
and the government forces

1938
01:29:20,206 --> 01:29:23,111
while the artillery was pounding
our home from both sides.

1939
01:29:23,422 --> 01:29:25,580
It is a miracle that we survived.

1940
01:29:25,659 --> 01:29:27,838
But of course,
thousands weren't so lucky.

1941
01:29:28,135 --> 01:29:30,189
Have a great halftime break, guys!

1942
01:29:32,728 --> 01:29:35,486
Well, butter my crumpets
on both sides,

1943
01:29:35,549 --> 01:29:37,283
the Roosters are up by 21 points

1944
01:29:37,312 --> 01:29:38,932
going into the third quarter,

1945
01:29:39,013 --> 01:29:41,564
which has just got under way.
Perhaps, in a second.

1946
01:29:43,755 --> 01:29:45,833
Tell your ex that you forgive her.

1947
01:29:46,258 --> 01:29:48,263
It might give you closure.

1948
01:29:48,823 --> 01:29:51,052
You're bloody right, Ruffy.

1949
01:29:53,216 --> 01:29:55,606
Get a hold of 'em, get 'em!

1950
01:29:59,427 --> 01:30:00,997
I'd never thought of it like that.

1951
01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:02,575
Just have a beer with him.

1952
01:30:02,650 --> 01:30:04,722
Not as father and son,
but as mates.

1953
01:30:04,933 --> 01:30:07,956
- Yeah, thanks, Goober.
- No worries, mate.

1954
01:30:20,435 --> 01:30:22,377
Well, that's 3/4 time

1955
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,643
and the Roosters might
just be in front,

1956
01:30:24,687 --> 01:30:26,885
but the Cougars have
all the momentum.

1957
01:30:26,965 --> 01:30:28,825
Yeah, we're still in this,
we're still in this.

1958
01:30:28,850 --> 01:30:30,483
In nice and close,
in nice and close.

1959
01:30:30,795 --> 01:30:33,647
All right, it worked for us early on
but they're onto us now,

1960
01:30:33,672 --> 01:30:35,475
so we need to ease up
on the friendly chatter.

1961
01:30:35,514 --> 01:30:37,678
Oh, Troy, I am this close
to gettin' Boof

1962
01:30:37,725 --> 01:30:40,053
to call his biological dad
and give it another crack.

1963
01:30:40,078 --> 01:30:41,600
Weetbix is gonna
write me a reference

1964
01:30:41,617 --> 01:30:43,850
to Medicine Sans Frontier,
which would be amazing.

1965
01:30:46,182 --> 01:30:48,206
Oi, oi, oi, oi!

1966
01:30:48,245 --> 01:30:50,260
Put a bloody sock in it!

1967
01:30:50,862 --> 01:30:52,225
Look at yourselves.

1968
01:30:52,275 --> 01:30:55,089
Go on, have a bloody
good look at yourselves.

1969
01:30:55,168 --> 01:30:56,737
This bloke here...

1970
01:30:56,792 --> 01:31:00,682
has made you lot into a team.
I'm buggered if I know how.

1971
01:31:00,745 --> 01:31:03,807
But we are so close to nailing
another premiership plank

1972
01:31:03,832 --> 01:31:07,089
on that gum tree,
I can smell the eucalypt.

1973
01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:09,229
Go on, smell it!

1974
01:31:09,675 --> 01:31:11,450
Go on, smell it!

1975
01:31:11,753 --> 01:31:13,106
Smell it!

1976
01:31:13,544 --> 01:31:15,520
Now pull your heads in
and listen to your coach.

1977
01:31:15,545 --> 01:31:16,778
- Yeah.
- Come on, boys.

1978
01:31:16,810 --> 01:31:17,912
I love you all, boys.

1979
01:31:18,020 --> 01:31:19,442
You heard the club custodian.

1980
01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,005
All we gotta do
to earn a flag is...

1981
01:31:22,091 --> 01:31:26,169
Keep doing it
until we are not shit!

1982
01:31:47,935 --> 01:31:49,349
All clear.

1983
01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:54,060
All right, Porterhouse,
you're up.

1984
01:31:54,114 --> 01:31:56,536
Get in there, boy,
get in there!

1985
01:32:09,927 --> 01:32:11,586
Another goal to Sayyid

1986
01:32:11,611 --> 01:32:13,838
and the Roosters are now
just a kick away

1987
01:32:13,877 --> 01:32:15,291
from an historic victory.

1988
01:32:15,322 --> 01:32:18,570
I tell ya what, this is the best
individual performance I've seen

1989
01:32:18,595 --> 01:32:20,070
since one-armed Glenn Farrell

1990
01:32:20,117 --> 01:32:22,500
won the Wood chop at
the Bodgy Creek Show.

1991
01:32:22,673 --> 01:32:26,003
He's streaming down
the middle like the '93 floods.

1992
01:32:26,089 --> 01:32:27,472
Lovely shepherd there

1993
01:32:27,497 --> 01:32:28,792
- from Snapper.
- Come on, mate!

1994
01:32:28,817 --> 01:32:31,112
And, oh, oh, he's fended
that fella off

1995
01:32:31,143 --> 01:32:32,836
like he was made of balsam wood.

1996
01:32:32,870 --> 01:32:34,690
Copy book 1-2 combo with Didier.

1997
01:32:34,729 --> 01:32:36,136
He's running into the open goal

1998
01:32:36,161 --> 01:32:39,393
as the seconds tick down
in the game, and it hit the post.

1999
01:32:39,418 --> 01:32:40,456
- Oh!
- Bugger.

2000
01:32:40,495 --> 01:32:41,690
That's disappointing.

2001
01:32:41,715 --> 01:32:43,495
Well, with less than
a minute to go

2002
01:32:43,526 --> 01:32:45,495
I reckon the Roosters have
time for one more play,

2003
01:32:45,526 --> 01:32:46,573
but that's it.

2004
01:32:46,668 --> 01:32:49,667
It's not in our stars
to hold our destiny.

2005
01:32:49,737 --> 01:32:51,651
It's in ourselves!

2006
01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:55,563
Here, mate.

2007
01:33:09,805 --> 01:33:13,195
Oh oh oh oh oh oh.

2008
01:33:13,302 --> 01:33:15,288
Mime handball, go!

2009
01:33:16,812 --> 01:33:18,031
What?

2010
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:23,656
Oh!

2011
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:26,085
Play on!

2012
01:33:28,579 --> 01:33:31,180
- Holding the ball.
- Yeah, guilty!

2013
01:33:31,205 --> 01:33:32,063
Yes!

2014
01:33:32,094 --> 01:33:35,039
What a terrific tackle
from Snapper.

2015
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:37,860
He's got a shot
for goal here and...

2016
01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:39,696
Oh, dear.

2017
01:33:39,759 --> 01:33:41,079
Siren's gone.

2018
01:33:41,133 --> 01:33:43,836
Well, if Snapper kicks this one,
the Roosters win.

2019
01:33:44,032 --> 01:33:45,196
You got this, Snaps.

2020
01:33:45,227 --> 01:33:47,438
Goobs, Goobs, no,
I can't do this!

2021
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:50,579
Troy, I can't kick it that far.

2022
01:33:51,602 --> 01:33:54,243
Do you reckon you'd kick
a mime footy that far?

2023
01:33:55,454 --> 01:33:56,577
Yeah, easy.

2024
01:33:56,602 --> 01:33:58,360
That wasn't a mime bloke
you tackled.

2025
01:33:58,404 --> 01:33:59,899
You'll be all right.

2026
01:34:02,079 --> 01:34:04,110
Boys, boys, boys, boys.

2027
01:34:05,069 --> 01:34:06,383
All right, boys.

2028
01:34:06,454 --> 01:34:08,298
It's time to go old school refugee.

2029
01:34:08,345 --> 01:34:10,274
Yeah!

2030
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:23,196
Oh, Snaps.

2031
01:34:23,439 --> 01:34:24,876
Come on, Snaps.

2032
01:34:38,393 --> 01:34:44,105
Moses!

2033
01:35:14,955 --> 01:35:16,041
Yeah!

2034
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:19,634
The Roosters have premiered!

2035
01:35:45,358 --> 01:35:48,334
Smell the bloody eucalpyt!

2036
01:35:49,770 --> 01:35:51,819
Is my leprosy playing up?

2037
01:35:51,967 --> 01:35:54,061
Like you wouldn't believe.

2038
01:35:55,538 --> 01:35:57,155
Hey, time and a place,
you two.

2039
01:35:57,209 --> 01:35:58,670
We've got a song to sing!

2040
01:35:58,739 --> 01:36:01,114
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

2041
01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:03,700
♪ We're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2042
01:36:14,430 --> 01:36:16,603
♪ We're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2043
01:36:16,645 --> 01:36:19,681
♪ We're never beat until
the final cock has crowed ♪

2044
01:36:19,706 --> 01:36:20,750
♪ Cockadoo ♪

2045
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:23,609
♪ Like the Roosters of old,
we're fat and we're bald ♪

2046
01:36:23,658 --> 01:36:26,228
♪ For we're from Bodgy,
maroon, blue, and white ♪

2047
01:36:26,266 --> 01:36:29,781
♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪

2048
01:36:37,281 --> 01:36:40,721
So after being an absolutely
bullshit team for my whole life,

2049
01:36:40,783 --> 01:36:42,760
the Roosters have
suddenly come good

2050
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,236
and won the premiership.

2051
01:36:44,267 --> 01:36:45,689
And that's not all!

2052
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,611
Sayyid became the first person
to win a permanent visa

2053
01:36:48,658 --> 01:36:51,924
and the League Best and Fairest
in the same season.

2054
01:36:52,010 --> 01:36:54,635
Some TV producer heard
about Porterhouse

2055
01:36:54,689 --> 01:36:57,252
and his legendary sweet
and sour Chicken Kiev

2056
01:36:57,275 --> 01:36:59,338
and he ended up on the telly.

2057
01:36:59,431 --> 01:37:02,078
Snapper and Didier's
Cleano Noir start up

2058
01:37:02,103 --> 01:37:04,322
has really started to kick goals.

2059
01:37:04,397 --> 01:37:07,517
Once Tou finally stopped
using the pole as a spear,

2060
01:37:07,543 --> 01:37:09,751
he became the best
totem tennis player

2061
01:37:09,802 --> 01:37:11,861
to ever come out of Bodgy Creek.

2062
01:37:11,963 --> 01:37:13,822
Suresh's new club room design

2063
01:37:13,854 --> 01:37:15,752
won him international recognition.

2064
01:37:15,793 --> 01:37:18,806
He's currently working on
a Taj Mahal-inspired rebuild

2065
01:37:18,869 --> 01:37:20,877
of the Bodgy Creek Bowls Club.

2066
01:37:20,939 --> 01:37:23,103
Harpo moved on
from his broken heart

2067
01:37:23,151 --> 01:37:26,502
and went on to win
the Archibald Packer's Prize.

2068
01:37:26,586 --> 01:37:29,885
Grandad really started to embrace
the changes around town.

2069
01:37:29,913 --> 01:37:33,156
Sayyid has started to teach him
how to swear in Arabic.

2070
01:37:33,230 --> 01:37:35,666
So how did my documentary end up?

2071
01:37:35,861 --> 01:37:37,193
Boo-yah!

2072
01:37:37,267 --> 01:37:38,556
Thanks for asking.

2073
01:37:38,656 --> 01:37:41,666
So how did Troy Carrington
go from being a Town Killer

2074
01:37:41,691 --> 01:37:44,361
with no mates to
a Premiership Coach?

2075
01:37:44,453 --> 01:37:47,681
Troy, how did you turn that rabble
into a not shithouse team?

2076
01:37:47,747 --> 01:37:49,510
Sorry, mate, do I know you?

2077
01:37:49,559 --> 01:37:51,838
This is gonna go at the end
of the documentary.

2078
01:37:51,879 --> 01:37:53,086
And you are?

2079
01:37:53,142 --> 01:37:54,283
Neil!

2080
01:37:54,330 --> 01:37:55,556
Not ringing any bells.

2081
01:37:55,596 --> 01:37:57,041
You're wrecking it.

2082
01:37:57,076 --> 01:37:58,580
Sorry, mate.

2083
01:37:59,235 --> 01:38:00,377
You're the worst, Troy,

2084
01:38:00,402 --> 01:38:02,142
- and you always will be.
- Uh, Net, Net, No, Nobby.

2085
01:38:02,181 --> 01:38:03,213
Novelty!