1 00:00:07,976 --> 00:00:10,063 So Mum remarries, and we move here. 2 00:00:11,232 --> 00:00:12,860 - Mmm. - It's all very straightforward. 3 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:15,282 Is your dad still around? 4 00:00:15,908 --> 00:00:18,622 Yeah, you could definitely say that. 5 00:00:18,622 --> 00:00:19,833 What does he do? 6 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:23,339 Uh, he's-- Well, he's not fit for work right now. 7 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:27,389 Look, can we just skip the family history section? It's so boring. 8 00:00:29,561 --> 00:00:33,902 "Depiction of the battle of Claire's Accessories circa 2010 CE". 9 00:00:35,113 --> 00:00:36,407 Oh, yeah. 10 00:00:36,407 --> 00:00:38,829 That's when my mum tried to stop me getting my nose pierced. 11 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:40,040 But I did it anyway. 12 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,500 It got massively infected. 13 00:00:42,044 --> 00:00:43,254 She was so mad. 14 00:00:43,254 --> 00:00:44,423 It was totally worth it. 15 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:45,551 Hmm. 16 00:00:47,387 --> 00:00:48,724 What? 17 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:50,393 Maybe it's silly, 18 00:00:50,393 --> 00:00:53,274 but my wife's a teacher, and she thought it would be good for me 19 00:00:53,274 --> 00:00:56,907 to give these gold stars to my clients when they make progress. 20 00:00:56,907 --> 00:00:59,536 But, um, I don't think you have. 21 00:00:59,536 --> 00:01:01,499 - At least, not with your mum. - No, I have. 22 00:01:01,499 --> 00:01:03,336 I did that homework you asked me to do. 23 00:01:04,004 --> 00:01:06,384 I invited her to dinner to fix our relationship. 24 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:08,847 And how did that go? 25 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:12,897 Good. 26 00:01:13,816 --> 00:01:15,402 You selfish wee bitch. 27 00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:17,824 - Well, you raised me. - Don't remind me. Waste of time. 28 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:19,953 - I hate you. - I hated you first! 29 00:01:20,996 --> 00:01:21,998 Really positive. 30 00:01:37,112 --> 00:01:39,241 You said that my shitty relationship with my mum 31 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,870 could be what's blocking my power. 32 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:42,707 Shitty being the clinical term, yeah. 33 00:01:42,707 --> 00:01:47,174 Yes. So, I invited her and Ian-- That's my stepdad-- 'round for dinner. 34 00:01:47,758 --> 00:01:51,015 Just a pleasant, grown-up, civil evening. 35 00:01:56,568 --> 00:01:58,488 Oh, and I forgot, she also wanted to come 'round 36 00:01:58,488 --> 00:01:59,866 to properly get to know my boyfriend. 37 00:01:59,866 --> 00:02:03,122 So I'm letting her into my life, which she's always whingeing about. 38 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,418 - What's your boyfriend's name again? - Jiz-- 39 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,088 Immy. Jimmy. 40 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,884 - Jimmy. - Hmm. 41 00:02:09,677 --> 00:02:11,890 - Jimmy and your mum get along? - Um... 42 00:02:15,063 --> 00:02:17,693 Well, if it isn't the whore. 43 00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:21,827 ♪ I'm dancing in the club Got my bottle ♪ 44 00:02:22,745 --> 00:02:25,166 They took a little time to warm up. 45 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,252 Hmm. 46 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:28,089 How is your relationship? 47 00:02:28,089 --> 00:02:30,176 I noticed some trouble there around his-- 48 00:02:30,176 --> 00:02:33,391 The secret psycho bitch wife and creepy spawn. Yeah. 49 00:02:33,391 --> 00:02:35,855 No, it's-it's hard, you know. 50 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,859 But I think we're handling it with some grace. 51 00:02:37,859 --> 00:02:39,737 What's that? What are you writing? 52 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:43,244 Uh-- Don't be mad. 53 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,956 You made a list of my fucking pros and cons. 54 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,004 Nora said you're a bad person. I wanted to prove you're more good than bad. 55 00:02:48,004 --> 00:02:50,759 "Doesn't give to charity. Laughed at a weird-looking child. 56 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:53,472 Ate a doughnut out of the bin". That's not fair! 57 00:02:53,472 --> 00:02:54,892 I thought I was alone. 58 00:02:57,815 --> 00:02:59,067 Yeah, we're chill. 59 00:02:59,067 --> 00:03:00,738 Chill? Wow. 60 00:03:00,738 --> 00:03:03,577 So everything's, like, totally perfect? 61 00:03:03,577 --> 00:03:05,246 The vibe's emotionally stable? 62 00:03:05,246 --> 00:03:06,958 Is it really that hard to believe 63 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,712 that things are actually going okay for me? 64 00:03:08,712 --> 00:03:12,553 No, it just seems like there was a lot riding on this night. 65 00:03:12,553 --> 00:03:16,603 Your power, your relationship, your family. 66 00:03:16,603 --> 00:03:19,232 Well, I was on my best behaviour. 67 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:23,951 Here you go. 68 00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:32,258 Mum, did you do something different with your hair? 69 00:03:32,258 --> 00:03:34,681 - It looks so up. - Blow dry. 70 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:38,354 Are you in the habit of knocking up women and then abandoning them? 71 00:03:39,481 --> 00:03:41,318 - Um-- - Are you using protection? 72 00:03:41,318 --> 00:03:45,661 - I appreciate your concern. - You're not ready for a child, Jennifer. 73 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:47,665 You are a child yourself. 74 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:49,794 And genetically, it is doomed. 75 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:53,384 We are physically robust but riddled with mental illness. 76 00:03:53,384 --> 00:03:56,306 It helped during the famine, but the tables have turned, Jennifer. 77 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:58,770 - The tables have turned. - Nobody is getting pregnant. 78 00:03:58,770 --> 00:04:01,066 Ian, could you please pass the potatoes? 79 00:04:03,905 --> 00:04:05,158 Mash or roasted? 80 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:06,703 Ian had just watched Marley and Me, 81 00:04:06,703 --> 00:04:08,832 so I guess he sort of had an emotional hangover. 82 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,211 Dangers of being an empath. 83 00:04:16,848 --> 00:04:20,271 This is-- This is a really lovely spread, Jen. 84 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:25,281 A dog's love is so pure. 85 00:04:25,281 --> 00:04:27,745 Um, I'm so sorry to interrupt. 86 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,791 Jen, which photo of Kash do you think is better? 87 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,630 This one implies an exciting social calendar. 88 00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:34,091 This one says, "I'm cultured, I travel, 89 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:35,844 maybe we'll go to Prague and look at bridges". 90 00:04:35,844 --> 00:04:38,224 You know it's meant to be an accurate representation of Kash? 91 00:04:38,850 --> 00:04:40,478 I-I'm sorry. What's all this? 92 00:04:40,478 --> 00:04:41,815 I'm sorry. What's all this? 93 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,236 Oh, God. Right. 94 00:04:44,236 --> 00:04:45,697 Okay, so-- 95 00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:47,618 Basically, Carrie and Kash split up, right? 96 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:50,331 And it's still pretty awkward, but they don't want it to be awkward. 97 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,128 So, they decide that the least awkward thing to do 98 00:04:53,128 --> 00:04:56,009 is to set each other up with other people so that they can both move on. 99 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:58,849 - Like-- - That makes sense. 100 00:04:59,559 --> 00:05:01,061 Yeah, that-that's what I said. 101 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:03,942 That's so fucking stupid. 102 00:05:03,942 --> 00:05:06,405 No, no, no, no. It's really smart. 103 00:05:06,405 --> 00:05:10,288 Who better to find your new partner than your old one? It's perfect logic. 104 00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:13,002 Human attraction is not based on logic. I mean... 105 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:14,839 Jen, have you ever killed anyone? 106 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:18,597 - No. - Whew. 107 00:05:18,597 --> 00:05:20,224 Uh, don't be too obvious, okay? 108 00:05:20,224 --> 00:05:22,771 - I want Clark to know that I like him. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:05:22,771 --> 00:05:26,111 But I don't want him to know that I want him to know that I like him. 110 00:05:26,111 --> 00:05:28,407 - Unless he likes me. - No, Carrie, relax. 111 00:05:28,407 --> 00:05:30,077 You're looking at an experienced wingman. 112 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,167 Yeah, Clark thinks he's just gonna have an innocent little bros night. 113 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,377 And then bam! 114 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,756 He falls in love. 115 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:37,175 Oh. 116 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:39,805 How long does a chicken take? Should I turn it up? 117 00:05:40,389 --> 00:05:42,310 Oh, no. No, not again. 118 00:05:50,368 --> 00:05:52,038 Oh, no! Wait! 119 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:56,004 Stupid time. 120 00:05:56,004 --> 00:05:59,135 I keep getting pulled forward and back. It's making me seasick. 121 00:05:59,135 --> 00:06:02,308 - You still can't control it? - No. I'm time's bitch. 122 00:06:02,308 --> 00:06:04,104 I'm getting bullied by a fucking watch. 123 00:06:04,104 --> 00:06:06,651 This is taking ages. Just gonna whack it up. 124 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:08,028 Oh, no. Don't do that. 125 00:06:08,028 --> 00:06:09,197 Trust me. 126 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,368 - Bye. - Okay. 127 00:06:11,368 --> 00:06:12,955 What does he know? 128 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,295 Oh. 129 00:06:16,295 --> 00:06:18,675 So, Kash is seeing if this guy from their work likes Carrie, 130 00:06:18,675 --> 00:06:21,764 and Carrie is setting Kash up on a dating app and finding him matches. 131 00:06:21,764 --> 00:06:24,102 Yeah, that's great. But we're here to talk about you, right. So-- 132 00:06:24,102 --> 00:06:27,191 Yeah. Oh, no, I get that, but trust me, this is like... Oh, my God. 133 00:06:27,191 --> 00:06:28,611 It is pretty juicy. 134 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,866 So, then Kash goes to Clark's. 135 00:06:30,866 --> 00:06:32,410 Woo-hoo! Bros night. 136 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:33,788 Bros night. 137 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:38,130 No, not again. 138 00:06:41,219 --> 00:06:47,566 ♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss From a rose on the grey ♪ 139 00:06:47,566 --> 00:06:49,194 ♪ Ooh, the more I get of you ♪ 140 00:06:49,194 --> 00:06:50,112 What? 141 00:06:50,112 --> 00:06:51,574 ♪ Stranger it feels ♪ 142 00:06:51,574 --> 00:06:53,661 Bros night. 143 00:06:54,997 --> 00:06:56,083 Bros night. 144 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:58,295 Come in. 145 00:07:06,854 --> 00:07:08,190 Right? 146 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,568 If you're gonna keep evading my questions, 147 00:07:09,568 --> 00:07:12,365 I'm gonna start thinking you're not being fully honest with me. 148 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,410 We're in my mind. 149 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:17,041 Think if I was lying, wouldn't something give it away? 150 00:07:27,395 --> 00:07:29,608 "The compiled lies of Jennifer Regan. 151 00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,196 - Read by Derek Jacobi". - Pfft. 152 00:07:32,948 --> 00:07:34,367 That doesn't prove anything. 153 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:39,252 December 8th, 2018. 1:22 a.m. 154 00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:41,757 I would say that it's about average size. 155 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:47,728 1:23 a.m. No, like, seriously, dude, I've seen smaller. 156 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:51,903 1:24 a.m. It's, like, more common than you think. 157 00:07:51,903 --> 00:07:53,530 I saw it in a documentary. 158 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:58,248 1:24 a.m. Yes, they make documentaries about that. 159 00:07:58,248 --> 00:07:59,334 They don't. 160 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:02,549 1:25 a.m. A lot of women prefer them that way. 161 00:08:03,258 --> 00:08:07,516 1:26 a.m. I promise I won't tell all my friends about your micro-penis. 162 00:08:08,393 --> 00:08:12,026 Chapter 108, faked orgasms. 163 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:13,278 Right. Okay, okay. 164 00:08:13,278 --> 00:08:16,326 Look, I might've massaged the truth a tiny little bit. 165 00:08:17,245 --> 00:08:20,125 I will admit the beginning of the evening was a little rough. 166 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,088 - So, Ian. - Hmm? 167 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:23,925 How does it feel to be a piece of shit? 168 00:08:24,969 --> 00:08:26,722 That might've been partly my fault though. 169 00:08:26,722 --> 00:08:29,227 I'd given him some tips on how to win over my mum. 170 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,108 Like, insult the English. 171 00:08:32,108 --> 00:08:35,239 She's a simple woman. She's a sucker for old-fashioned chivalry. 172 00:08:35,239 --> 00:08:36,867 Now, hold the door open for her. 173 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,122 Not the bathroom door! 174 00:08:39,122 --> 00:08:40,541 Oh. 175 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:42,796 And I could've been more specific. 176 00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:47,138 Whatever you do, agree with her. She's always right. 177 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,937 Now swap seats with me. I can see my reflection in the microwave. 178 00:08:50,937 --> 00:08:52,398 This top makes me look fat. 179 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,612 Couldn't agree more, Mary. Huge. 180 00:08:56,323 --> 00:08:57,325 Whoa. 181 00:08:57,325 --> 00:09:01,124 It can be a pointless task, chasing after the approval of someone else. 182 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,086 Well, no, see, here's the weird thing. 183 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,382 When I came back from the bathroom... 184 00:09:05,382 --> 00:09:08,472 How did you get it three pounds cheaper at the other garden centre? 185 00:09:08,472 --> 00:09:12,229 - And that is why you always shop around. - So true. 186 00:09:12,229 --> 00:09:14,693 - But I don't need to tell you that, do I? - No, no. 187 00:09:16,404 --> 00:09:17,949 No. 188 00:09:19,661 --> 00:09:22,416 How did it go from that to that while you were in the bathroom? 189 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:26,049 Uh, Ji-- Immy filled me in later on. 190 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:29,681 Apparently, Mum was just being herself. 191 00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:36,904 I have nothing against you personally, but Jen already isn't very good at life. 192 00:09:36,904 --> 00:09:40,285 And she doesn't need anything else to hold her back. 193 00:09:40,285 --> 00:09:41,956 That's, um-- 194 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,713 God bless her, but she isn't ready for any of this. 195 00:09:45,713 --> 00:09:48,301 I mean, look. She can't even cook a chicken. 196 00:09:53,771 --> 00:09:55,023 Hey! 197 00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:56,694 Shu-- Shut up! 198 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,573 - So he stood up for you? - Yeah. 199 00:09:58,573 --> 00:09:59,658 Mmm. 200 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:02,246 He said he told my mum everything that was great about me. 201 00:10:02,246 --> 00:10:04,333 Can she cook? No. 202 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,212 Is she cool? No. 203 00:10:06,212 --> 00:10:08,133 Does she have money? No. 204 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,385 Is she tall? No. 205 00:10:09,385 --> 00:10:11,389 Does she have a power? No. 206 00:10:11,389 --> 00:10:13,018 Is she smart? 207 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:14,228 Not so much. 208 00:10:15,899 --> 00:10:16,984 It's pretty romantic. 209 00:10:19,197 --> 00:10:24,081 And-And sure, she's never gonna amount to anything, but I don't care. 210 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,921 She's great, and I'm gonna prove it. 211 00:10:26,921 --> 00:10:28,591 You're always slagging her off. 212 00:10:28,591 --> 00:10:32,641 And maybe you should try slagging her on. 213 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,665 Hmm. Hmm. 214 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,133 So, after that, things are going well? 215 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,348 Yeah. Wholesome family fun. 216 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,519 Hmm. Finding that hard to picture. 217 00:10:55,519 --> 00:10:56,981 Illuminate me. 218 00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:59,820 Sure, but first I need to catch you up on Carrie and Kash. 219 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,782 - So Carrie was struggling. - Hmm. Mm-mmm. 220 00:11:01,782 --> 00:11:03,744 Too much hair. Too little hair. 221 00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:05,832 - Horse-girl adjacent. - Mmm. 222 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,501 Poor grammar. 223 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,505 Goth. Goldsmiths? 224 00:11:09,505 --> 00:11:10,967 I don't think. 225 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:13,221 Carrie, you realise you have to say yes to some of them? 226 00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:15,685 I won't apologise for having high standards. 227 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:17,313 - Well, what's wrong with this one? - Thumb. 228 00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:18,649 - Huh? - Weird thumb. 229 00:11:18,649 --> 00:11:20,737 Look, do you think maybe there's another reason 230 00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:22,531 you don't wanna set anyone else up with Kash? 231 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,037 Like maybe you're not ready to see him with someone else? 232 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:28,043 Oh, my God. That is weird. What is that? 233 00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:30,840 No. Uh, that's why we're finding dates for each other. 234 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,094 So we're on the exact same post-break-up timeline, 235 00:11:33,094 --> 00:11:35,223 therefore standardising the emotional fallout. 236 00:11:35,223 --> 00:11:36,392 Humans aren't like that. 237 00:11:36,392 --> 00:11:39,023 We're electrified meat sacks that do whatever our genitals tell us. 238 00:11:39,023 --> 00:11:41,069 I refuse to believe that. 239 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:44,743 Kash and I have a plan, and we're not gonna let anything derail it. Hmm? 240 00:11:45,703 --> 00:11:47,624 I know it's really bougie to live alone, 241 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,753 but in my defence, I do work six jobs. 242 00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:52,383 I shouldn't be home from my shift at Wagamama's till 11:00, 243 00:11:52,383 --> 00:11:53,928 - so we've got the place to ourselves. - Carrie! 244 00:11:53,928 --> 00:11:54,888 - Whoo! - Do you like her? 245 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,976 Sorry, you actually physically scared me there. 246 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,271 Carrie? Carrie from work? 247 00:11:59,271 --> 00:12:00,650 Yeah. She's fit. 248 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,988 She's fit, right? You think she's fit? I do. 249 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,993 I don't think she's exactly my type. Not being a man and everything. 250 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,204 - Prophecy was true. - What? 251 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,373 What? 252 00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,845 Let's watch something else. This has too many men in it. 253 00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,013 - The football-- - Yeah. 254 00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:17,266 Oh. 255 00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:18,728 Where's the women at? 256 00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:21,065 The hot... 257 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,192 ...sexy women? 258 00:12:23,403 --> 00:12:24,280 Oh! 259 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,871 Sex and the City. Let's watch that. 260 00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:31,169 Oh, wait, no. God. Um. I-- 261 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:37,514 - The news. Yeah. The news. - Rescuers have scoured... 262 00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:39,561 - I mean, it's just facts. - ...the crash site... 263 00:12:39,561 --> 00:12:41,522 ...but in a press conference this morning 264 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:43,276 it was announced there had been no survivors. 265 00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:47,117 In other news, cancers in children are on the rise. 266 00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:49,831 Once again, is this completely necessary for the story? 267 00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:51,125 Trust the journey. 268 00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:53,004 So, Kash is freaking out 269 00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:55,968 cause he's done, like, the opposite of what Carrie asked him to do. 270 00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:59,517 But he knows the exact scenario that leads up to their kiss, right? 271 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:03,567 So he thinks all he has to do is avoid that exact scenario, and they won't kiss. 272 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:07,700 No red wine, no Seal, no sofa, no problem. 273 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,527 What are you doing? 274 00:13:25,527 --> 00:13:27,574 Ooh, I forgot I had that. Rioja. 275 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,909 I'll pour you a glass. 276 00:13:29,995 --> 00:13:31,122 Brilliant. 277 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,552 Are you sitting down? 278 00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:39,346 No, no. I like to stay on my feet. 279 00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:41,267 Stay active. You know, supple. 280 00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:45,025 Now, are you sure Carrie's not for you? 281 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:49,325 You know, from certain angles, she has kind of broad shoulders. 282 00:13:49,325 --> 00:13:51,370 Nope. Still pretty gay. 283 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,667 Um-- Where's my speaker? 284 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,337 Your speaker? 285 00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:56,380 Hmm. 286 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:02,977 Gosh, I have no idea. 287 00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:04,731 Well, actually, it's fine. 288 00:14:04,731 --> 00:14:07,654 I've been meaning to try out my new record player. 289 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:10,743 - Mmm. - I only have one album so far though. 290 00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:12,705 Uh, um-- 291 00:14:13,832 --> 00:14:15,962 Actually, I might call it a night. 292 00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:18,383 You're calling time on bros night already? 293 00:14:18,383 --> 00:14:19,468 I'm really tired, and-- 294 00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:21,430 Because I tracked down a replica medieval helmet. 295 00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:24,729 And I thought we could put it on and hit each other to see if we feel it. 296 00:14:25,773 --> 00:14:27,860 I mentioned I always wanted to do that. 297 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,450 I remembered. 298 00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:39,008 - Again, again. Do it again. - Okay. 299 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,849 Okay, do it again. This time call me Lancelot. 300 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,604 Lancelot. 301 00:14:45,604 --> 00:14:47,817 I can't feel a thing under here. 302 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:50,530 Keep going. I can't feel any-- 303 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:52,827 I feel so alive. 304 00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:53,912 Come on! 305 00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:55,791 - Hmm. - But Carrie's getting pissed 306 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,127 because Kash isn't replying to her. 307 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,674 He's not replying to any of my messages. 308 00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,302 He hasn't even seen them. 309 00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:05,351 I just wanna know. Does Clark like me or not? 310 00:15:05,351 --> 00:15:07,189 Do you want to do a little spying? 311 00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:10,780 I could hack into his phone and turn on the camera. 312 00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:11,698 Mum. 313 00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:13,786 I thought you wanted me to be good at technology. 314 00:15:13,786 --> 00:15:15,664 Yeah, not to violate the Geneva Convention. 315 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,875 Do you do this a lot? 316 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,252 No. 317 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,296 Not people. 318 00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:20,549 Just celebrities. 319 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:24,264 You never guess what they be up to when they think no one's watching. 320 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:27,020 Mary, I do think that is morally wrong. 321 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:28,481 Unfortunately. 322 00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:30,653 Well, I've already done it. 323 00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:35,078 Here is the now stream I patched in from the blue wave signal 324 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:38,334 from the phone to the web camera in the clever TV. 325 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,712 You got all of those words wrong. 326 00:15:39,712 --> 00:15:42,802 What you do with this is none of my business. 327 00:15:45,265 --> 00:15:49,064 Jen, so how much are you paying me again to talk about you and your power? 328 00:15:49,064 --> 00:15:50,693 - A fuck ton. - A fuck ton. 329 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,655 So, let's focus on that, shall we? 330 00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:54,951 You and your mum are bonding-- 331 00:15:54,951 --> 00:15:58,416 - Which you said would give me a power. - Might help give you. 332 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,631 Tell me more about wholesome family fun time. 333 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,677 Land, but up. 334 00:16:03,677 --> 00:16:04,804 Mountains. 335 00:16:05,305 --> 00:16:06,515 - Foot house. - Shoe. 336 00:16:07,184 --> 00:16:08,311 Dog. 337 00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:10,774 - Correct. - Yes! 338 00:16:10,774 --> 00:16:12,527 - Jen and Jizz, eight. - She's-- 339 00:16:12,527 --> 00:16:14,156 Mary and Ian, zero. 340 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:15,951 I see. 341 00:16:15,951 --> 00:16:20,251 Next few rounds, maybe we should be a team. 342 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,590 You never asked me to play with you before. 343 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,426 - You weren't ready. - I'm ready. 344 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:26,598 I know. 345 00:16:26,598 --> 00:16:28,267 We're going to dominate them. 346 00:16:28,267 --> 00:16:29,478 Mm-hmm. 347 00:16:33,779 --> 00:16:36,492 - Aw. - Aw. 348 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,420 Oh. 349 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,642 Yeah, that's-- Yeah, okay. 350 00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:49,936 Too much. 351 00:16:54,528 --> 00:16:57,117 You understand that it's not so transactional, right? 352 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,286 Yes, of course. 353 00:16:58,286 --> 00:17:01,250 I'm not just being nice to my mum so I can get a power. 354 00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:03,379 That'd be horrible. 355 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:06,010 I'm being nice to my mum. Why don't I have a power? 356 00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,890 So, when a power doesn't materialise, you're fine with it? 357 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,351 You don't try another tack? 358 00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,397 No. I'm very patient. 359 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:15,738 And you're not hiding anything from me about your family? 360 00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:17,950 No. You can read all about it. 361 00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:19,996 Those are history books. 362 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,332 - Your history books. - So? 363 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,835 History is written by the victors. 364 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,716 There's not gonna be anything in there that doesn't make you look good. 365 00:17:25,716 --> 00:17:27,344 Maybe I'm just great. 366 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,473 - Hmm. - Okay, no. 367 00:17:29,473 --> 00:17:32,395 I-I-I did have a backup plan. 368 00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:35,276 George said that my family should be closer, right? 369 00:17:35,276 --> 00:17:37,615 I've invited her in. I've introduced her to Jizz. 370 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,534 I'm being nice to her. What else is there? 371 00:17:39,534 --> 00:17:43,585 Well, the whole meet-the-parents thing, it's only really the beginning. 372 00:17:43,585 --> 00:17:45,673 - What did you just say? - The meet the parents-- 373 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,092 Parents thing. 374 00:17:47,927 --> 00:17:48,929 Parent-suh. 375 00:17:48,929 --> 00:17:52,227 Oh, my God. I am so stupid. 376 00:17:52,227 --> 00:17:56,820 My power isn't coming through because my family isn't whole. 377 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,171 No. 378 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,217 So, you invited your dad? 379 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,054 Yeah. Makes sense, doesn't it? 380 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,350 It does if you feel your family is fractured. 381 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,730 Um, did your parents have a bad divorce? 382 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:17,277 Uh, th-they're not strictly divorced. 383 00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:19,657 More estranged. 384 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:21,160 Yeah, anyway. 385 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,957 Dad has always been a bit of a sore spot with Mum. 386 00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:25,961 So, how did it go when he arrived? 387 00:18:25,961 --> 00:18:27,840 Right. So... 388 00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:31,180 We should get the whole suit. 389 00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:33,935 - Jen! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 390 00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,606 But it ties everything together. I promise. 391 00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:38,402 We should get the whole suit. 392 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:41,785 It opens up so many options. 393 00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:45,166 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 394 00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:48,798 Fireworks. 395 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,806 Do you want a cup of tea? I'm parched. 396 00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:53,892 Oh, yeah. 397 00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:56,063 - Do you take milk? - Uh, no. Just tea. 398 00:18:56,063 --> 00:18:57,148 ♪ Thicc ♪ 399 00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:58,693 Maybe I should try some milk. 400 00:18:58,693 --> 00:19:00,196 ♪ I like how you swing your hips ♪ 401 00:19:00,196 --> 00:19:03,202 Maybe I like milk, but I wasn't socialised to think it was an option. 402 00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:05,206 I mean, I could just try a dash. 403 00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,377 It's not all black or all milk. Right? 404 00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:08,588 Tea exists on a spectrum. 405 00:19:08,588 --> 00:19:10,759 ♪ Chicken nuggets, we should dip ♪ 406 00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:14,015 Um, I'll just leave the milk out, and you can do it yourself. 407 00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:15,769 Music? 408 00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:23,660 Okay. 409 00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:30,591 ♪ There's so much a man can tell you So much he can say ♪ 410 00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:32,761 ♪ You remain... ♪ 411 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,890 Oh! I forgot to put the sugar in there. 412 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,310 Oh! Oh. 413 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,563 Oh, gosh. 414 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:38,857 I'm so-- Rats. 415 00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:40,318 Oh, gosh. 416 00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:42,656 It's gone everywhere. Oh, God, did it get on you? 417 00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:43,867 I'm so, so sorry. 418 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,330 Oh. 419 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:49,085 Okay, so that's not how I wanted the dinner to end. 420 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:51,131 Don't add it to your cons list! 421 00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:53,553 Well, you did just make your mum cry. 422 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,972 But that wasn't my intention. 423 00:19:54,972 --> 00:19:58,270 Like she is perfect. The fucking webcam peeper. 424 00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:01,360 One little check-in can't hurt. 425 00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:11,004 ♪ My eyes become large and the light That you shine can't be seen ♪ 426 00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:18,394 ♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss From a rose on the grey ♪ 427 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:24,573 ♪ Ooh, the more I get of you The stranger it feels, yeah ♪ 428 00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:27,663 And there wasn't any tear-fall. Her eyes were moderately damp at best. 429 00:20:33,006 --> 00:20:35,511 And she saw the whole thing. 430 00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:42,066 I'm sorry. I don't understand. How does this tie everything together? 431 00:20:43,695 --> 00:20:45,156 Oh, I-I guess it doesn't. 432 00:20:45,949 --> 00:20:49,080 Why do I get the feeling you don't want me to know how this dinner ends? 433 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,420 Fine. 434 00:20:53,882 --> 00:20:56,303 We always finish the night with 'Guess the Celebrity'. 435 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,769 - Am I a politician? - No. 436 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:01,021 Have I won an Oscar? 437 00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:03,484 Maybe. 438 00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:05,070 So I'm a woman? Am I white? 439 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:06,198 - Yes. - Taylor Swift. 440 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,035 Should've made it harder. 441 00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,414 Whoa, now, there's still someone left to play. 442 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,460 Hello, Beanie. 443 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,468 Carrie did me one, so I've no idea. 444 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:18,598 It's not cheating. 445 00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:24,067 Are you sure she's okay? I've never seen her so quiet. 446 00:21:24,067 --> 00:21:26,154 It's fine. Yeah. I-It's family games night. 447 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,658 We're all family. 448 00:21:27,658 --> 00:21:29,035 Aw. This is a good one. 449 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:38,011 Now, go on. Guess. 450 00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:39,765 Mmm. 451 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:43,021 It's a bit on the nose, but am I alive? 452 00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:52,165 Hey, we're not finished playing. 453 00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:54,043 Don't even speak to me. 454 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,337 - Just don't. - Mum. 455 00:21:55,337 --> 00:22:01,099 I told you time and again, I do not want to talk to him. 456 00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:03,437 But you have to step out of your comfort zone to grow and-- 457 00:22:03,437 --> 00:22:09,449 Don't give me that clinic woo-woo, self-help smoothie bullshit! 458 00:22:09,449 --> 00:22:11,494 I don't want to grow. I'm done. 459 00:22:12,413 --> 00:22:13,457 He died. 460 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,923 I've dealt with it. I moved on. 461 00:22:16,923 --> 00:22:18,551 Uh, someone's moved the buttons on this. 462 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,972 Oh, fuck me for wanting a family again then. 463 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,726 I was just trying to do something nice. 464 00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:24,647 You have a family. 465 00:22:25,982 --> 00:22:28,320 Do you know how hurtful that is to Ian? 466 00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:31,827 It does feel like a searing hot knife through my heart. 467 00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,706 But we have to consider her feelings too. 468 00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:36,545 Yes. Yeah, thank you, Ian. Yeah, tell her. 469 00:22:36,545 --> 00:22:39,342 She's full of absolute longing and desperation. 470 00:22:39,342 --> 00:22:41,012 For my family. 471 00:22:41,012 --> 00:22:42,724 For a power. Huh? 472 00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:48,903 You selfish wee bitch. 473 00:22:48,903 --> 00:22:51,742 - Well, you raised me. - Don't remind me. Waste of time. 474 00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,830 - I hate you. - I hated you first! 475 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:57,629 And I'm glad you like talking to him, 476 00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:02,054 because he's the only parent you'll be talking to. 477 00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:03,933 Good. He's the one I wanted. 478 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,271 - Ian! - Yes. Sorry. 479 00:23:07,691 --> 00:23:10,947 ♪ It was a wedding upstate ♪ 480 00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:13,619 ♪ That rekindled an ache ♪ 481 00:23:15,707 --> 00:23:19,464 ♪ I thought it would fade, boy ♪ 482 00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:22,094 What's that? What are you writing? 483 00:23:23,681 --> 00:23:25,267 Uh, don't be mad. 484 00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:27,188 - Wow. - I know. 485 00:23:28,523 --> 00:23:31,446 I'm a little confused. Your mum's reaction seems way over the top. 486 00:23:31,446 --> 00:23:33,408 I know. Geez. 487 00:23:33,408 --> 00:23:35,204 She can never see things from my perspective. 488 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,333 People don't just act like that. 489 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,799 Is there anything about your dad that might explain your mum's actions? 490 00:23:41,592 --> 00:23:42,594 Um... 491 00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:44,514 I don't-- 492 00:23:45,307 --> 00:23:47,562 No, I can't think of anything. 493 00:23:48,731 --> 00:23:49,858 Jen. 494 00:23:50,401 --> 00:23:51,654 Jennifer. 495 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:53,448 Look at me. 496 00:23:55,829 --> 00:23:57,498 I thought we'd gone over this. 497 00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:03,468 - Okay, Jen. - He's dead. 498 00:24:07,017 --> 00:24:08,228 My dad's dead. 499 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:11,902 I speak to him through Carrie. 500 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,282 Mum never has. 501 00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:19,000 This would've been helpful to know earlier. 502 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,085 Yeah, I know. 503 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:23,843 But... ...you know, it's-- it's a bit-- 504 00:24:24,928 --> 00:24:27,474 Well, you're gonna say it's a bit fucked up, aren't you? 505 00:24:28,059 --> 00:24:30,355 No. No. 506 00:24:31,107 --> 00:24:32,443 It was a disaster. 507 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:37,411 I was a shit girlfriend and a shit daughter. 508 00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:40,292 And I feel like shit. 509 00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:41,377 ♪ Yesterday's gone now ♪ 510 00:24:44,885 --> 00:24:48,308 ♪ I want to move out ♪ 511 00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:55,197 ♪ Out in the world where We'll go anywhere ♪ 512 00:24:55,197 --> 00:24:56,282 Good girl. 513 00:24:57,661 --> 00:24:59,330 ♪ If you're brave, come and get some ♪ 514 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:01,794 ♪ Come and get some Come and come and get some ♪ 515 00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:03,839 ♪ If you're brave, come and-- Come and get some ♪ 516 00:25:03,839 --> 00:25:05,843 ♪ Come and get some Come and come and get some ♪ 517 00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:10,770 ♪ Looking at me Caught you looking at me ♪ 518 00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:15,362 ♪ Can’t afford what you see, no way ♪ 519 00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:28,054 ♪ As I'm sitting in my room Feeling kinda depressed ♪ 520 00:25:28,054 --> 00:25:31,603 ♪ Everything is such a mess Am I overwhelmed, yes ♪ 521 00:25:31,603 --> 00:25:34,610 Shh. It's problematic. 522 00:25:35,695 --> 00:25:37,824 - What was that? - Uh-- Nothing. 523 00:25:38,743 --> 00:25:40,580 ♪ I'm a mess Down and unimpressed ♪ 524 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,541 Mmm. 525 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,170 ♪ Never happy at my best ♪ 526 00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:46,800 - ♪ It's not you, it's me again ♪ - ♪ I'm a mess ♪ 527 00:25:49,055 --> 00:25:50,683 ♪ I'm obsessed ♪ 528 00:25:53,313 --> 00:25:55,985 ♪ Depression is my middle name ♪ 529 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,993 ♪ Prescription is not the same ♪ 530 00:25:59,993 --> 00:26:02,916 ♪ Depression is my middle name ♪ 531 00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:07,717 ♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing I'm just a sad bitch ♪ 532 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:13,520 ♪ Sad bitch ♪ 533 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,277 ♪ Sad bitch, bad bitch Don't get too attached bitch ♪ 534 00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:20,702 ♪ Blastin', desperate Not someone to mess with ♪ 535 00:26:20,702 --> 00:26:24,208 ♪ Lost those minds Just give in to the meds ♪ 536 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:27,882 ♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing I'm just a sad bitch ♪