1 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:29,708 Hello. I'm Orson Welles. 2 00:00:30,146 --> 00:00:34,708 Lovely, isn't it? The summer palace of Louis XVI. 3 00:00:34,884 --> 00:00:41,119 Historians have recently discovered an unknown fact concerning this palace. 4 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:45,853 An event which almost changed the entire history of Western Europe. 5 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:52,067 Did you know that the entire French Revolution could have been avoided? 6 00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:56,035 It's true. No one knows what took place there. 7 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:59,607 It's an event of such importance that men of integrity... 8 00:00:59,776 --> 00:01:03,473 ...and of considerable resources have made a film on the subject. 9 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:07,548 It's a color film, which I am not in. 10 00:03:41,404 --> 00:03:43,167 Now, where was I? 11 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:49,071 Oh, yes, yes. It began far, far away from this lovely palace... 12 00:03:49,245 --> 00:03:51,338 ...in the middle of the 18th century. 13 00:03:51,514 --> 00:03:55,678 A coach and four thunder through the night across the French countryside... 14 00:03:55,852 --> 00:03:57,843 ... carrying the Corsican Count de Sisi... 15 00:03:58,021 --> 00:04:01,582 ... rushing his pregnant wife to the court doctors in Paris. 16 00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:07,627 We'll never reach Paris in time. 17 00:04:07,797 --> 00:04:10,163 We'll stop at the first village. 18 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,000 Faster! Faster! 19 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:33,649 Now, come along, my dear. Don't worry. I'm sure he's a good doctor. 20 00:04:33,823 --> 00:04:36,348 Oh, he'll have delivered hundreds of babies. 21 00:04:40,063 --> 00:04:43,089 I'm the Duke de Sisi. My wife requires immediate attention. 22 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:48,095 - What's wrong with her? - She's cut her finger, you imbecile. 23 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:50,171 Go and get the doctor! 24 00:04:50,473 --> 00:04:52,839 Get the doctor, you idiot. 25 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:57,377 Come on, my dear. It won't be long now. The doctor's coming. 26 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:01,176 The doctor's attending to my wife. You'll have to wait your turn. 27 00:05:01,351 --> 00:05:04,445 How dare you speak to me like that! Do you know who I am? 28 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:10,388 Oh, yes. The Duke de Sisi. The scrounge of Corsica. 29 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,994 Scourge of Corsica, you ignorant peasant. 30 00:05:13,162 --> 00:05:17,064 - Oh, pretty clothes. - Girl, go and fetch the doctor. 31 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,630 At once! 32 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:24,003 Not until my wife's had her baby. 33 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:30,145 Unless, of course, you want half a pound of copper pellets. 34 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,938 Stand aside, peasant, or you'll feel 3 feet of cold steel. 35 00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:40,278 Move any closer, you get 10 inches of forged iron. 36 00:05:40,456 --> 00:05:43,448 Not before you get 2 ounces of molten lead. 37 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:48,461 Unless, of course, I give you 3 feet of Persian rug. 38 00:05:52,902 --> 00:05:55,769 - All right, now, who has the cut finger? - Cut finger? 39 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:59,339 - My wife's going to have a baby. - Never mind. What about my wife? 40 00:05:59,742 --> 00:06:06,147 Stop bickering! Another delivery! Anne, we shall have to use my bedroom. 41 00:06:19,996 --> 00:06:22,829 - Which one's the duke? - Who do you think? 42 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:25,661 - Oh, you have a son. - A son? 43 00:06:25,835 --> 00:06:28,963 A son to keep peasants like you in their place. 44 00:06:49,959 --> 00:06:53,087 Monsieur Coupe, you, too, have a son. 45 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:57,926 A son. A son. A son for France, for freedom, for liberty. 46 00:07:02,772 --> 00:07:05,764 - A son to fight your son. - Pa, Pa. 47 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:10,005 - Come quick! Another baby! - Another one?! 48 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:47,173 Now, let's bring them their babies. 49 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:49,841 - I'll take the Coupes'. - Good. 50 00:07:50,019 --> 00:07:54,080 - I don't think those are the Coupes'. - Yes. Those are the de Sisi babies. 51 00:07:54,257 --> 00:07:56,487 - Didn't you keep track? - I thought you did. 52 00:07:56,659 --> 00:08:00,789 - You fool. You dreadful... - You know I can't. I don't like looking. 53 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:04,694 - Quiet! Quiet! - I don't like looking at them. 54 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,267 Look, I'll tell you what we'll do. 55 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:09,131 Here, hold this. 56 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:18,138 Now, at least we'll be half-right. 57 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,643 Come on. 58 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:26,453 Little did the doctor know what he had done by mismatching these babies. 59 00:08:26,622 --> 00:08:29,022 France would never be the same. 60 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:32,992 - My sons. - And my sons. 61 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:38,933 Paris, France, 1789. 62 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:43,494 Thirty years later, under the rule of Louis XVI... 63 00:08:43,673 --> 00:08:47,165 ... longstanding grievances between aristocrat and peasant... 64 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:51,677 ... were about to boil over. The pot in which these troubles boiled... 65 00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:55,214 ... was kindled by the firewood of oppression and injustice... 66 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:58,809 ... and heated by flames that sucked the air from gasping peasants. 67 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,313 Would the pot cool off? 68 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:06,154 Would it merely simmer, or would it boil over in the kitchen of France... 69 00:09:06,329 --> 00:09:10,288 ... to stain the floor of history forever? 70 00:09:12,835 --> 00:09:16,737 Paris, France, 1789. 71 00:09:17,373 --> 00:09:20,706 Thirty years later, under the rule of Louis XVI... 72 00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:24,744 ... grievances between aristocrat and peasant were about to boil over... 73 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:45,934 In Paris, outraged rebels roused themselves to attack the king's convoys. 74 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:51,005 Most of these aroused rebels were brave, courageous, freedom-loving citizens. 75 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,733 Others were more realistic. 76 00:10:01,884 --> 00:10:08,153 Our paths cross those of the mismatched twins, one noble, one peasant... 77 00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:10,690 ... born on that rainy night 30 years ago. 78 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:15,388 Claude and Charles Coupe, orphaned in youth, living by their wits. 79 00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:18,124 They were dragooned into the cause of the rebels. 80 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:22,294 Lovers of liberty, they knew no liberty. 81 00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:08,441 Well, how you been? 82 00:11:09,719 --> 00:11:12,244 Not bad, not bad. 83 00:11:14,457 --> 00:11:18,257 - How is everything with you, Jacques? - Not bad. 84 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,328 Not bad. 85 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:27,468 - A bit rough out there, wasn't it? - It was a bit rough. It was a bit rough. 86 00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:31,072 - Wasn't it, Charlie? - Yes, very rough. 87 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:34,772 Especially in the rear. We were all alone back there. 88 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:39,608 Yes, I know. Too bad I wasn't there to help you, but I was up in the front. 89 00:11:42,718 --> 00:11:45,346 - I see they got you in the leg. - Yes. 90 00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:46,920 - In the arm? - Yes. 91 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,114 - In the head? - Yes. 92 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:54,127 - You would do it again, wouldn't you? - Oh, yes. 93 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,964 I bet you would! 94 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,566 Traitors. 95 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:03,868 Out of the way. 96 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:12,311 You're a disgrace to your fathers, both of you! Deserting the fight for liberty. 97 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:16,349 Attacking the king's pillow makers, you call that a fight for liberty? 98 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:19,511 The convoy was to contain arms. We take what we can get. 99 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:22,851 - How many pillows did we get? - Five hundred and forty. 100 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,653 But we lost 10 men, Jacques. 101 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:35,698 They died so that one day Frenchmen will sleep in peace. 102 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,905 - Pass out pillows. - Pass out pillows. 103 00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,507 - And tell them to get some rest. - Get some rest. 104 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,268 - Out of my way! - Get out of here! 105 00:12:44,313 --> 00:12:48,750 Corsica, house of de Sisi, 1789. 106 00:12:49,618 --> 00:12:51,586 The legendary Corsican brothers. 107 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:55,019 The other pair mismatched in birth 30 years before. 108 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,683 Raised in luxury, trained in the tradition of superiority... 109 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,728 ... and the domination of nobility. 110 00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:31,120 - Lagging behind again? - I'm sorry, Philippe. 111 00:13:31,293 --> 00:13:34,421 - I try my best to please you. - How? 112 00:13:34,597 --> 00:13:40,866 You can't hunt, you can't ride, you can't shoot, you can't fence. 113 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:43,766 - What kind of a marriage is this? - What kind indeed? 114 00:13:43,939 --> 00:13:46,499 You pay more attention to Thor than you do to me. 115 00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:49,667 Wonder why? He's served me far better than you. 116 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,972 But he is dead. 117 00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,311 - What? - Nothing. 118 00:13:57,486 --> 00:14:01,183 I didn't hear. What did you say? Repeat what you said. I didn't hear. 119 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:02,949 - I said nothing... - What? 120 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,958 - Nothing at all, Philippe. - Philippe! 121 00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:08,995 - I'm sorry. She's an idiot. - Philippe! 122 00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:13,396 - Philippe! Philippe! - What are you doing, Philippe? 123 00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,037 What does it look like? I'm feeding my falcon. 124 00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:19,038 - Pierre is calling. - I don't care. I'm not a puppet. 125 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,540 - Come at once. - But it must be important. 126 00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,439 Pierre is so rarely excited. 127 00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:30,808 More excited than I? Are you saying that he gets more excited than I? 128 00:14:30,986 --> 00:14:33,454 - He gets more excited than I? - Of course not. 129 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:38,150 My brother gets more excited than I do? Is that what you're trying to tell me? 130 00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,318 - You want to see excitement? - No! 131 00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:43,659 I'll show you excitement if that's what you want to see! 132 00:14:43,832 --> 00:14:48,496 Oh, no, Philippe, you're more excited than he is. Far better than Pierre. 133 00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:52,004 Better-Iooking, a better horseman, everything. 134 00:14:52,174 --> 00:14:56,167 I like you, Philippe. I like you very much indeed. 135 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,676 Thank you. You know, it's always good when we can talk these things out. 136 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,581 I'll join you in the chapel later. 137 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:13,925 - Very well, Philippe. - Bring the rawhide and honey. 138 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:24,403 The king's summer palace, 1789. 139 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,408 King Louis, whose tinkering with timepieces... 140 00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:30,010 ... did not tell him his own time was running out. 141 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,410 Queen Marie tinkered with everything but timepieces. 142 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:35,379 She didn't care what time it was. 143 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,315 But the evil Escargot knew what time it was. 144 00:15:38,487 --> 00:15:43,754 His tinkering was well-timed. For the time was... 145 00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:47,187 ... 1789. 146 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,034 - What? - I'm the courier, Lt. Sorel. 147 00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:04,312 - Prove it. - My papers, Your Majesty. 148 00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,819 - Do you know who I am? - But you are... 149 00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:15,320 The king. 150 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,454 See? 151 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:31,072 Terrible times these are. No one can be trusted. 152 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:33,941 You are to take this letter... 153 00:16:37,846 --> 00:16:43,375 You are to take this letter to the brothers de Sisi in Corsica. 154 00:16:43,552 --> 00:16:47,147 - Yes, sire. - Your boat leaves at midnight. 155 00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,688 - Have you a timepiece? - Well, no, sire. 156 00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:51,951 Well, take one of mine. 157 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,200 - You promise you'll give it to me back? - Of course, Your Majesty. 158 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:03,964 No, you don't. You're not to be trusted. 159 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:07,198 Ask anybody when it's midnight. Somebody will tell you. 160 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:08,934 Very well, sire. 161 00:17:12,147 --> 00:17:14,638 No one must know of your journey. 162 00:17:14,817 --> 00:17:18,719 The fate of France depends on that piece of paper. 163 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,619 - Here is the letter. - Good. 164 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:35,969 It appears that your feeble-minded husband intends to betray us, Marie. 165 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:41,675 Betrayed by Louis? My darling Escargot, he has the brains of a chicken. 166 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:46,037 Brains enough to summon the de Sisis, my love. 167 00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:48,274 The de Sisis? 168 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,883 The brains of a chicken, coupled with the claws of two eagles... 169 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:55,217 ...may well hatch the eggs of our destruction. 170 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,622 Yes. 171 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:04,062 - He must know our plan. - And we shall know his. 172 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:07,100 I shall deliver this note to the de Sisis myself... 173 00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:12,263 ...and in turn, deliver the de Sisis to us. - Excellent. 174 00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,432 Make haste, Escargot. 175 00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:18,545 - I go with God. - Go with whomever you please... 176 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:20,909 ...just take your horse. 177 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,131 Corsica, still 1789. 178 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:41,660 A few days later, Philippe de Sisi, summoned by his brother, Pierre... 179 00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:44,931 ... returned home on urgent business. 180 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:10,492 Happy? I've broken my bird. 181 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:22,810 Allow me to introduce my brother, Philippe. The Duke d'Escargot. 182 00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:25,179 Who? 183 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:30,575 The Duke d'Escargot. 184 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:33,684 Why has he come to see me? I was having fun. 185 00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:37,553 He has come to see both of us. King Louis says he needs us. 186 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,330 Needs us? Needs us for what? He doesn't even know us. 187 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:46,990 But he knew your father and the honor of the de Sisis. 188 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:50,161 Your swords are famous throughout France. 189 00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,180 What proof has he? 190 00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:02,374 A letter from Louis written in his own hand. Proof enough? 191 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:03,916 Give me that. 192 00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:14,692 - I see your name came first. - You going to start that again? 193 00:20:14,863 --> 00:20:17,627 Your name is first on the gate, mine on the carriage. 194 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:21,200 Your name is first on the sheets, mine on the blankets. Enough. 195 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:26,899 Should you do as I instruct, both your names shall shape the fate of France. 196 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,476 - What's he saying? - He wants us to betray the king... 197 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:35,310 ...and align ourselves with him. - He has a plan only you can uncover. 198 00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,149 And what is the reward for this treachery? 199 00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,257 Half of France. 200 00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:46,820 - And for my brother? - Philippe. 201 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:52,092 The agreement is signed and guaranteed by Marie Antoinette and myself. 202 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,440 Just as I suspected. I'll have no part of this. 203 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,310 What's wrong? 204 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:09,507 Just put his name first. 205 00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,519 Very well. 206 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,848 But we must not arouse Louis' suspicion. 207 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:19,619 You must proceed to Paris in disguise, as he instructed in his letter. 208 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,957 Philippe, we must proceed to Paris in disguise, as per Louis' instructions. 209 00:21:24,132 --> 00:21:27,727 - What will be his disguise? - What will be your disguise? 210 00:21:27,903 --> 00:21:31,566 I will be dressed as Escargot. 211 00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:35,174 - He will be dressed as Escargot. - Who? 212 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:38,404 - Escargot. - Gentlemen, are we agreed? 213 00:21:38,580 --> 00:21:40,445 - Agreed? - No, we are not agreed. 214 00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:44,415 - What will be his disguise? - He is Escargot. 215 00:21:45,454 --> 00:21:47,979 - Gentlemen, are we agreed? - Agreed? 216 00:21:48,156 --> 00:21:49,623 - I'll think about it. - Agreed. 217 00:21:49,791 --> 00:21:52,658 - Well, gentlemen... - I say farewell. 218 00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:55,762 Farewell. 219 00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:57,928 Farewell. 220 00:22:01,703 --> 00:22:07,164 I like this plan. Half of France will soon be ours. 221 00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:12,541 Why settle for half when all of France can be ours? 222 00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:15,609 All of France? 223 00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:20,888 - Yes. We don't need Escargot. - Exactly. 224 00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:23,286 Exactly. 225 00:22:23,792 --> 00:22:26,920 - All the castles. - All the chapels. 226 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,996 - All the windows. - All the drapes. 227 00:22:30,165 --> 00:22:33,100 - All the leather. - All the lace. 228 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,828 - All the forests. - All the flowers. 229 00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:38,598 - All the land! - All the grass. 230 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,503 - The rocks! - The stones. 231 00:22:40,675 --> 00:22:42,666 - The pebbles! - The dirt. 232 00:22:42,844 --> 00:22:45,108 - The mud! - The mud. 233 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,976 I have a new destiny! 234 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:54,453 - One day, I shall be king! - And I shall be queen. 235 00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:16,570 How dare she enjoy herself... 236 00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:19,942 ...while I must mingle with these swine. 237 00:23:20,115 --> 00:23:23,983 Fool, we have no choice if we are to arrive secretly, as Louis ordered. 238 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,586 Do you think I like dressing like scum? 239 00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:30,885 Wait till I get her back in that chapel. I'll bring out the peacock feathers. 240 00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:33,185 That'll tickle her fancy. 241 00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:40,231 A back street of Paris, 1789. 242 00:23:40,602 --> 00:23:45,266 Disguised as common rebel, a clever spy sought out his fellow rebels. 243 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,968 Carrying vital information, he headed for a secret meeting place. 244 00:23:50,145 --> 00:23:54,639 Confident he was not followed, the blind man discarded his disguise. 245 00:23:54,816 --> 00:23:57,341 But was he a blind man? 246 00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:00,350 Yes, he was. 247 00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:08,161 - Jacques. Where's Jacques? - He's over there. 248 00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:11,891 Over there? Where? Jacques? Jacques? No... 249 00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:14,535 - Over here, Blind Man! - Where? 250 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,967 - Jacques? - Over here. 251 00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:20,232 Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. 252 00:24:20,408 --> 00:24:23,866 Get your hands off me! What do you want, Blind Man? 253 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,104 I've got some news. 254 00:24:26,515 --> 00:24:30,679 There's a barge arriving at the docks tomorrow, loaded with arms and ammunition. 255 00:24:30,852 --> 00:24:33,946 It's the arms we need for the revolution. 256 00:24:34,122 --> 00:24:39,025 You have done well, Blind Man. Here, have some chicken. 257 00:24:39,294 --> 00:24:41,489 Oh, thank you, Jacques. 258 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:43,429 - Marcel. - Jacques. 259 00:24:43,598 --> 00:24:47,364 - Get all the men together again. - But you just told them to rest. 260 00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:50,471 I don't care! Cancel it. Get them all here together again. 261 00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:55,542 Right. All of you, quick, around Jacques. Everybody! 262 00:24:56,511 --> 00:24:59,480 The blind man just informed me a barge arrives tomorrow... 263 00:24:59,648 --> 00:25:03,175 ...with arms and ammunition we need for the revolution. I got a plan. 264 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:07,354 It's a very simple plan. We need two volunteers. 265 00:25:07,956 --> 00:25:11,084 You two will act as our diversion. 266 00:25:11,326 --> 00:25:14,693 The real attack will begin when the guards are killing you. 267 00:25:20,468 --> 00:25:23,369 Wait! I have a better idea! 268 00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:26,166 I have an even better idea. 269 00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:29,707 What's going on? I've got a better idea. 270 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:36,977 Mimi's father's French farmhouse, 1789. 271 00:25:37,552 --> 00:25:39,110 On the outskirts of Paris... 272 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:43,986 ... the rebels stopped to pick up their meager supply of arms to attack the river barge. 273 00:25:44,192 --> 00:25:48,526 This also afforded Claude Coupe an opportunity to bid a reluctant adieu... 274 00:25:48,697 --> 00:25:51,666 ... to his fiancée, Mimi Montage. 275 00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:56,634 - No! No! No, don't leave me! - Do you think I want to leave you? 276 00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,297 - No! Kiss me! Kiss me! - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 277 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:03,103 Wait a minute. Let him kiss her. Let him kiss her! 278 00:26:06,348 --> 00:26:10,717 - Can't I have a moment with her alone? - Go ahead and kiss her. We won't look! 279 00:26:11,886 --> 00:26:13,615 Oh, Claude, don't leave me! 280 00:26:13,788 --> 00:26:17,019 - I can't live without you. - I can't live without you. 281 00:26:17,192 --> 00:26:19,660 - Won't you send someone else? - Yes, someone else. 282 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,455 No, you were chosen. 283 00:26:21,630 --> 00:26:26,260 No! Don't take him away from me! I can't live without him! 284 00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:29,369 I love him! I love him! 285 00:26:31,239 --> 00:26:33,002 Jacques. 286 00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:41,809 The girl was hysterical. Somebody had to silence her. 287 00:26:43,752 --> 00:26:47,017 What are they laughing at? Get them out of there! 288 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,883 Get them out of there! Get them! 289 00:26:50,825 --> 00:26:52,884 On to the river! 290 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,592 - Claude! Claude! - Mimi! Mimi! 291 00:27:00,769 --> 00:27:02,361 - I love you! - Mimi. 292 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,698 - Come back! - Mimi. 293 00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:06,806 - Claude! - Mimi! 294 00:27:07,275 --> 00:27:10,108 - Claude, I love you. - I love you, Mimi. 295 00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,980 - I love you. - Mimi. Mimi. 296 00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,442 - I love you, Mimi. - Don't leave me! 297 00:27:15,617 --> 00:27:18,552 - Please don't leave me! - I don't want to! 298 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:23,484 - I can't say goodbye! - Please say goodbye. You're hurting me! 299 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,724 Goodbye, Mimi. 300 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,419 Goodbye. 301 00:28:11,306 --> 00:28:12,568 - Your turn. - Don't do that. 302 00:28:12,741 --> 00:28:14,936 - You're insulting our friend. - Don't do that! 303 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,544 What's the matter? Too good to drink with us? 304 00:28:17,712 --> 00:28:21,580 Philippe, drink it. For France, drink it. 305 00:28:25,153 --> 00:28:31,217 God, that's good! Give some to my brother. 306 00:28:31,393 --> 00:28:35,090 - You. - No, no, I can't drink. Liver trouble. 307 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,159 You. 308 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,631 Clever, aren't you? I could kill you for that! 309 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,635 - Then, why don't you? - Because... 310 00:28:44,038 --> 00:28:46,734 ...I'm sick! 311 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:04,354 Now, get ready. 312 00:29:13,234 --> 00:29:15,725 There's the barge the king said they'll be on. 313 00:29:15,870 --> 00:29:18,839 If they're dressed like peasants, how will we know them? 314 00:29:18,973 --> 00:29:22,409 I told you, one of them will be carrying a violin case. 315 00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:25,811 - Which one? - What difference does it make? 316 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,743 Just look for a violin. 317 00:29:29,884 --> 00:29:32,409 When the barge docks, attack one of the soldiers. 318 00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:37,388 Oh, and put up a good fight. If that's possible for you two. 319 00:29:40,128 --> 00:29:43,655 Let's pick the weakest one and get this thing over with. 320 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,905 Well, good luck, Claude. 321 00:30:07,188 --> 00:30:08,450 Let's get out of here! 322 00:30:15,129 --> 00:30:16,892 In here, Charlie. 323 00:30:22,937 --> 00:30:26,998 For France! For liberty, equality! 324 00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:38,819 Watch out, peasant. 325 00:30:38,987 --> 00:30:40,477 Swine! 326 00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:43,581 Swine, huh? 327 00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:06,876 - The rest of those rifles! - Here, this way. 328 00:31:37,045 --> 00:31:38,979 Oh, no! 329 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,495 - I don't believe it. - He's mad. 330 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:33,801 - What did you do that for? - It must be worth a fortune. We can sell it. 331 00:32:37,905 --> 00:32:40,339 - Is that your violin? - No. You see, actually... 332 00:32:40,508 --> 00:32:43,841 - Yes, certainly. Of course it is. - Quick, get in the carriage. 333 00:32:44,012 --> 00:32:45,980 - I said, in the carriage. - All right. 334 00:32:46,147 --> 00:32:48,581 - Get in. - Into the carriage. 335 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:51,782 Let's go. 336 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,968 Wonder whose violin this is. 337 00:33:55,349 --> 00:33:59,445 Just remember, we found it. We didn't steal it. 338 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:09,653 Your quarters are up here. The king will see you this evening. 339 00:34:10,231 --> 00:34:16,466 - Holy, hey, you stole the king's violin. - I knew it was a good one, Claude. 340 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:38,522 Welcome, gentlemen. 341 00:34:40,228 --> 00:34:42,526 - Hello. - Gentlemen, I must compliment you... 342 00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:44,324 ...on your appearance. 343 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:48,230 So charmingly obscene, so vile... 344 00:34:48,402 --> 00:34:53,271 ...so filthy, so disgusting. - Thank you. 345 00:34:53,441 --> 00:34:56,501 You've achieved a rare vulgarity in peasantry. 346 00:34:57,111 --> 00:34:59,136 Are you from the king? 347 00:34:59,313 --> 00:35:02,771 No need for the charade. No one can hear us. Now... 348 00:35:02,950 --> 00:35:08,946 Oh, well, then, will you please tell the king that we're very sorry for what we did? 349 00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:14,126 We're very sorry for what we did, and we beg his forgiveness. 350 00:35:14,295 --> 00:35:16,695 - Beg his forgiveness? - It was a misunderstanding... 351 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,422 What? 352 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:22,091 I warn you, gentlemen, I am not to be trifled with. 353 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,401 To pull the tail of a lion is to open the mouth of trouble... 354 00:35:26,574 --> 00:35:30,806 ...and reveal the teeth of vengeance biting the tongue of deceit. 355 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:37,112 I didn't like that. 356 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,388 Well, he certainly didn't care about the violin. 357 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:45,583 Oh, did you get that? Good. That's good. 358 00:35:46,861 --> 00:35:50,729 - Are we in it? - What's the matter, Claude? 359 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,560 What's the matter? They think we're somebody else. 360 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:58,398 Know whose tail he was talking about biting with that lion's mouth? That was our tail! 361 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,598 - Who could we be? - I don't know. 362 00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:05,371 - Well, keep trying. You'll get it. - Well, how would I know who we are? 363 00:36:06,447 --> 00:36:09,473 Whoever we are, we don't play the violin. 364 00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:12,542 - What's that? - A note. 365 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:17,089 - Who is it to? - Philippe and Pierre de Sisi. 366 00:36:18,492 --> 00:36:23,088 - Who? - Philippe and Pierre de Sisi. 367 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,563 - Do you know who they are? - Yes. 368 00:36:27,735 --> 00:36:30,932 - Who? - The Corsican brothers. 369 00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:34,506 - Do you know what he thinks? - Yes. 370 00:36:34,675 --> 00:36:38,805 - What? - That we're the Corsican brothers. 371 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:41,141 That's right. 372 00:36:41,382 --> 00:36:44,146 Come on, off your ass! 373 00:37:08,276 --> 00:37:10,403 Greetings from Corsica. 374 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,514 As they say in Corsica... 375 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,009 ...goodbye. 376 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,217 Jacques. Jacques. Jacques. Here's two more, Jacques. 377 00:37:23,391 --> 00:37:27,020 - Check them, you idiot. - Idiot, check. 378 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:32,496 Check them. They are checking them. The idiot's checking them. 379 00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:45,276 Well, how are you getting along? 380 00:37:45,446 --> 00:37:48,609 - You fought well, men. I'm proud of you. - Where are we? 381 00:37:48,783 --> 00:37:50,307 Don't worry. You're safe. 382 00:37:50,484 --> 00:37:53,112 So you're the king's men. Tell Louis we are here. 383 00:37:53,287 --> 00:37:54,982 What? 384 00:37:55,289 --> 00:37:58,486 Tell the king the de Sisis have arrived. 385 00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:01,127 Where are they? Show them to me. Point them out. 386 00:38:01,295 --> 00:38:04,787 - You're insane. Where's the violin case? - The what? 387 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:07,628 - Get the violin case! - What are you talking about? 388 00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:09,736 Do as you're told, man! 389 00:38:09,904 --> 00:38:11,838 - Marcel! Marcel! - Check. 390 00:38:12,006 --> 00:38:14,474 He's crazy! Court-martial him. Shoot him at dawn! 391 00:38:14,642 --> 00:38:16,507 - Dawn? - No, cancel it. Shoot him now. 392 00:38:16,677 --> 00:38:18,269 - Crazy? - Yes. 393 00:38:18,446 --> 00:38:20,914 - Are you saying I'm crazy? - Lock him up. 394 00:38:21,082 --> 00:38:25,712 I, crazy? Is that what you're saying? That I'm crazy? 395 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:29,549 Would you like to see crazy? I'll show you crazy. 396 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,990 Jacques. Jacques, hold him. Hold him, Jacques. He's mad! 397 00:38:34,161 --> 00:38:38,655 - I'll show you crazy if you want to see crazy! - Jacques, Jacques. 398 00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,301 Give me the stick. Blind Man, give me the stick. 399 00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:43,528 What's going on, Jacques? 400 00:38:49,443 --> 00:38:53,277 Here, Jacques. Jacques. Jacques, here. Can I have some chicken? 401 00:38:53,447 --> 00:38:54,880 Here, eat that! 402 00:38:55,049 --> 00:38:58,075 Oh, I'll charge that. 403 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:20,065 I hope that pleases Your Grace. 404 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:24,210 - Yes, it's acceptable. - No, I won't do it. 405 00:39:24,378 --> 00:39:28,371 - I said, I won't do it. I won't do it. - Having trouble, brother? 406 00:39:28,549 --> 00:39:31,985 Don't you understand French? I'm not wearing this to the ball tonight! 407 00:39:32,153 --> 00:39:33,677 Leave that. Just leave that. 408 00:39:33,854 --> 00:39:38,154 - Put it down. - Brother, dear, do be gracious. 409 00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:40,691 We're not in Corsica. 410 00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:47,900 I don't "car." Care? Care? 411 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:52,594 - Care. - Care where we are. 412 00:39:52,773 --> 00:39:55,936 I don't think this is suitable for the occasion. 413 00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:58,476 But it's only your dressing gown, Your Grace. 414 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,444 You needn't wear it to the ball. I was just going to... 415 00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:05,107 My dressing gown. Well, I know it's my dressing gown. 416 00:40:05,286 --> 00:40:07,914 I was merely testing your knowledge of clothes. 417 00:40:08,089 --> 00:40:09,556 - What's this? - A glove. 418 00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:11,918 Excellent. That's excellent. 419 00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:15,893 Now get out. Leave us. Be gone with yourself. 420 00:40:16,063 --> 00:40:17,553 And himself too. 421 00:40:17,731 --> 00:40:20,131 - Yes, Your Grace. - Better do as he says. 422 00:40:20,301 --> 00:40:23,134 He's difficult to manage till he's had his hair done. 423 00:40:23,304 --> 00:40:25,397 I think you've done my hair terribly well. 424 00:40:25,573 --> 00:40:27,336 Thank you. 425 00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:34,406 We can fool servants, but what are we gonna do at that ball? 426 00:40:34,748 --> 00:40:38,514 If you believe you're a de Sisi, they'll believe you're a de Sisi. 427 00:40:38,819 --> 00:40:41,413 If I believe, I'm gonna get my head chopped off... 428 00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:47,687 I said, we do not wish to be disturbed! Out! 429 00:40:49,930 --> 00:40:51,864 What was I just talking about? 430 00:40:52,933 --> 00:40:55,401 I told you thrice... 431 00:40:55,569 --> 00:41:00,632 ...we do not want to be disturbed! 432 00:41:02,877 --> 00:41:05,710 I don't think you understand. 433 00:41:06,614 --> 00:41:08,912 - I am the king. - You're the what? 434 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:13,042 I am, really. You see, it... 435 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,216 There, it's on my ring. 436 00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:21,955 Your Majesty. 437 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:28,729 Oh, that's nice. Nobody does that to me anymore. 438 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:34,299 Now, are we alone? 439 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:37,904 Yes. 440 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:40,137 Please sit down. 441 00:41:55,930 --> 00:42:00,492 Now, I'll explain to you why I sent for you... 442 00:42:00,668 --> 00:42:05,071 ...if you promise not to tell anyone but yourselves. 443 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,002 Yes, yes. 444 00:42:07,174 --> 00:42:09,608 Tonight, I have to announce a marriage... 445 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:14,510 ...between Christina of Belgium and Escargot. 446 00:42:14,682 --> 00:42:17,446 You know what that means? 447 00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:20,652 Yes, a marriage. 448 00:42:20,821 --> 00:42:24,348 More than a marriage, a military alliance. 449 00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:28,757 Between them, Escargot and Marie, that's my wife... 450 00:42:28,929 --> 00:42:32,387 ...with those Belgian troops, plan to rule France. 451 00:42:34,034 --> 00:42:39,529 Yes! That's exactly as I suspected. Isn't it, dear brother? 452 00:42:39,707 --> 00:42:42,232 The very plan you mentioned, yes. 453 00:42:42,409 --> 00:42:45,378 - So you probably guessed my plan. - Of course! 454 00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:49,843 We'll return to Corsica, marshal our forces and meet you later. 455 00:42:50,017 --> 00:42:51,882 Come, there's not a moment to lose. 456 00:42:52,052 --> 00:42:56,045 No! No, no! 457 00:42:56,890 --> 00:43:01,918 You... No, you will marry Christina. 458 00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:06,890 And then you will have the Belgian army, and I can rule France. 459 00:43:07,067 --> 00:43:09,900 But you already rule France. 460 00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:15,167 Well, that's what they say, but it isn't true. Now, I have it all worked out. 461 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:19,168 You will kill Escargot. 462 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:26,019 Excuse me, Your Majesty, isn't Escargot the greatest swordsman in all France? 463 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:30,247 Oh, maybe, but you are the greatest swordsmen in Corsica. 464 00:43:30,424 --> 00:43:34,121 Yes, yes, how soon we forget. 465 00:43:35,596 --> 00:43:41,228 No one must know I've been here. I'll meet you at the ball tonight. 466 00:43:47,775 --> 00:43:51,939 Marquis and Marquise Maduce. 467 00:43:55,449 --> 00:44:00,785 His Excellency, the Count Henri Manzini. 468 00:44:08,462 --> 00:44:11,329 General and Madame Marceau. 469 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:16,836 The Count and Countess Jacquard. 470 00:44:17,571 --> 00:44:21,837 The Dukes Philippe and Pierre de Sisi... 471 00:44:22,009 --> 00:44:24,273 ...the Corsican brothers. 472 00:44:28,482 --> 00:44:31,246 We're going to die, you know. 473 00:44:35,322 --> 00:44:37,984 He was the one in the bedroom. 474 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:07,512 Welcome to Paris. I am the Duke d'Escargot. 475 00:45:10,858 --> 00:45:12,621 An honor, sir. 476 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,523 What brings you to Paris? 477 00:45:15,696 --> 00:45:19,359 Oh, you might say, a little business. 478 00:45:19,533 --> 00:45:21,125 And a little pleasure. 479 00:45:22,369 --> 00:45:26,396 Which do you prefer, business or pleasure? 480 00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:30,973 Well, that depends on what you regard as business. 481 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:35,047 And what you may regard as pleasure. 482 00:45:36,383 --> 00:45:42,481 In Paris, we say business is pleasure. 483 00:45:43,390 --> 00:45:46,985 And to us, pleasure is our business. 484 00:45:48,595 --> 00:45:52,053 Your business should be a pleasure, making my pleasure a business. 485 00:45:52,232 --> 00:45:55,895 Unless some mistake business for pleasure... 486 00:45:56,069 --> 00:45:59,163 ...while others know no business but pleasure. 487 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:02,331 In that case, sir, I will show you my business. 488 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,477 My pleasure. 489 00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:05,634 Her Grace... 490 00:46:05,813 --> 00:46:08,748 ...the Duchess Helene de Sisi. 491 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:12,511 I spare you for the sake of your wife. 492 00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,914 His Grace, the Count Jatruce. 493 00:46:17,591 --> 00:46:20,924 Are we in it? 494 00:46:21,094 --> 00:46:25,394 What do you mean "we"? She's your wife. 495 00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:29,102 Their Highnesses, the Prince and Princess Vinitari. 496 00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:33,262 Philippe, Pierre. 497 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,207 One false step and you die. Back out of the room slowly. 498 00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:42,144 I've only just got here! What have I done wrong now? 499 00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:48,115 Their Royal Majesties, the King and Queen of France. 500 00:46:54,127 --> 00:46:56,220 You said it was a costume ball! 501 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,559 I changed my mind. 502 00:47:00,567 --> 00:47:04,059 Why didn't you tell me? 503 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,811 I thought it was a costume ball. 504 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:24,751 But I thought it was a costume ball. 505 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:28,255 I thought it was... 506 00:47:31,832 --> 00:47:37,327 Your Majesties, may I present Philippe and Pierre de Sisi, Madame de Sisi. 507 00:47:37,504 --> 00:47:41,270 Their Majesties, the King and Queen of France. 508 00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,106 I thought it was a costume ball. 509 00:47:49,449 --> 00:47:55,354 Her Serene Highness, Princess Christina of Belgium. 510 00:47:57,357 --> 00:47:59,120 Louis, make the announcement. 511 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,521 Oh, yes, of course. 512 00:48:00,694 --> 00:48:03,686 I have an announcement. 513 00:48:07,067 --> 00:48:10,195 We have the honor to announce a marriage will be arranged... 514 00:48:10,370 --> 00:48:15,808 ...between Christina of Belgium and the Duke d'Escargot. 515 00:48:17,844 --> 00:48:21,803 - She's beautiful. I like the king's plan. - What are you talking about? 516 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:25,975 She'll never marry Escargot. It will be a pleasure killing that swine! 517 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:30,556 You've forgotten who you are? You'd be lucky to run the girl through. 518 00:48:30,724 --> 00:48:31,713 Oh, yeah. 519 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:37,395 Your Majesties, may I present Christina of Belgium. 520 00:48:37,564 --> 00:48:40,897 The King and Queen of France. 521 00:48:41,068 --> 00:48:44,902 Get up, Louis. Christina is here. 522 00:48:45,072 --> 00:48:48,064 I thought it was a costume ball. 523 00:48:48,241 --> 00:48:52,871 Our other guests Philippe and Pierre de Sisi. 524 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:58,609 I am at your service. 525 00:48:58,785 --> 00:49:01,481 It's an honor. You are well-known in my country. 526 00:49:01,655 --> 00:49:03,520 And you're well-known in your country. 527 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:09,523 - I suppose I am. - The dance, Louis. 528 00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:17,435 Come, Christina. 529 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,552 Why didn't you expose me? 530 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:39,590 I know your tastes, Philippe, but this is hardly the place for that. 531 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,562 I must see you later. 532 00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:54,729 Me? 533 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:56,239 In my chambers. 534 00:49:56,410 --> 00:50:00,904 - Why do you want to see me? - You'll soon find out. 535 00:51:17,891 --> 00:51:19,825 Kill Escargot! 536 00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,564 I'm really very tired. 537 00:51:30,303 --> 00:51:33,704 Excuse me. Excuse me. 538 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:37,943 Excuse me. Excuse me. 539 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:50,718 Night, 1789. A dank and ancient building, not far from the palace... 540 00:51:50,891 --> 00:51:54,418 ... was the destination of the rebels and their captives. 541 00:51:54,594 --> 00:51:56,858 - Open the gate, Marcel! - Open the gate, sir. 542 00:51:57,030 --> 00:52:01,558 This is the safest place to keep them until they regain their senses. Bring them here. 543 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:17,274 Jacques, start the revolution yet? 544 00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:19,543 No, just taking a midnight stroll. 545 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,783 - What have we got here? - A couple of bookends for your library. 546 00:52:23,957 --> 00:52:26,721 - Why are you laughing? Bring them in! - Bring them in. 547 00:52:26,893 --> 00:52:32,456 Yes, indeed. Bring them in. Bring them in. Oh, indeed, yes. Oh, let's have them inside. 548 00:52:32,799 --> 00:52:35,393 This is the way. 549 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:39,232 Now, Jacques, what seems to be the problem? 550 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:40,703 They've lost their minds. 551 00:52:40,874 --> 00:52:44,207 They're crazy. It's safer for the revolution to leave them here. 552 00:52:44,377 --> 00:52:47,005 I see. What are their names, Jacques? 553 00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:50,581 Coupe. Charles and Claude Coupe. 554 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:55,813 Charles and Claude Coupe. 555 00:52:55,989 --> 00:52:57,251 I see. 556 00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:03,488 Now, we'll just see how serious their condition is. Remove their gags. 557 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,658 Now, gentlemen. 558 00:53:09,102 --> 00:53:11,263 Beg your pardon. 559 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,442 Just relax and don't be afraid. 560 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:23,447 Now, young man, what is your name? 561 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:26,677 - My name? You want to know my name? - Oh, yes. 562 00:53:26,853 --> 00:53:28,787 - Is that what you're asking me? - Yes. 563 00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,185 - I'll tell you if you want to know. - I do. 564 00:53:31,358 --> 00:53:33,952 - Do you know why I'll tell you my name? - No. 565 00:53:34,127 --> 00:53:37,688 Do you want to know why I'm going to tell you my name... 566 00:53:37,864 --> 00:53:41,300 ...you blithering, fatheaded, addle-brained idiot? 567 00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:44,198 Because you asked me my name! 568 00:53:44,371 --> 00:53:49,138 That's why I'm going to tell you my name! Because you... 569 00:53:50,377 --> 00:53:52,868 See? I told you so. They're crazy! 570 00:53:53,046 --> 00:53:57,881 I know. Now, young man, do you know who you are? 571 00:53:58,051 --> 00:54:00,315 Of course I know who we are! 572 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,546 Who? 573 00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:06,057 The Corsican brothers. 574 00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:08,993 The Corsican brothers? 575 00:54:09,162 --> 00:54:12,222 I'm so sorry. Oh, do forgive me. 576 00:54:12,565 --> 00:54:17,901 I'm so sorry. The Corsican brothers! You're right. They're crazy! 577 00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:27,744 Later that night, 1789. 578 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,245 Looks good, doesn't it? 579 00:54:31,418 --> 00:54:34,512 Yeah, that's right, like pillows in a bed. 580 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:37,418 - Let's get out of here. - What are we gonna do now? 581 00:54:37,590 --> 00:54:40,354 You may not know it, Charlie, but we're in trouble. 582 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,324 - Trouble? - That's right. 583 00:54:42,495 --> 00:54:45,089 But we fooled them at the ball, though, didn't we? 584 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,633 I don't think we fooled them. 585 00:55:03,116 --> 00:55:06,950 We must kill them quickly and quietly. 586 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,398 Very quietly. 587 00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:03,934 Has the king forgiven me? 588 00:56:07,847 --> 00:56:10,179 Am I free? Am I free? 589 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:16,313 - Who are you? - I'm the Man in the Iron Mask. 590 00:56:19,859 --> 00:56:20,848 How do you do? 591 00:56:21,027 --> 00:56:26,124 What is it? Do I look so horrible? Do I frighten you? 592 00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:29,860 No, no. It's just that you reminded me of somebody else. 593 00:56:30,036 --> 00:56:31,970 I'm so glad you came. 594 00:56:32,138 --> 00:56:34,197 So am I. So am I. 595 00:56:34,374 --> 00:56:36,365 How can I ever thank you? 596 00:56:36,543 --> 00:56:39,876 Oh, it's nothing, nothing. You have a nice place here. 597 00:56:40,046 --> 00:56:42,640 Oh, oh, watch the mask. Watch the mask. 598 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:46,149 - Take me with you. - Take me with you! Yes! 599 00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:48,082 Don't leave me alone. Take me. 600 00:56:48,254 --> 00:56:51,815 I'll arrange everything. I'll come back, and we'll have a nice walk. 601 00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:56,485 - Please! Please don't leave me here. - You're my friend. I wouldn't leave you. 602 00:56:56,663 --> 00:57:00,155 If I take you with me, I won't know who you are. 603 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:03,427 I thought the king forgave me. 604 00:57:19,919 --> 00:57:23,218 Friar, what are you doing here? 605 00:57:23,389 --> 00:57:28,383 Oh, I was merely making my nightly rounds. 606 00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,424 Bless this room. 607 00:57:30,597 --> 00:57:32,929 What's all the excitement out there? 608 00:57:33,099 --> 00:57:35,863 My brothers are out celebrating tonight. 609 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:38,936 Do they always carry guns? 610 00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:43,071 Merely a new church policy. 611 00:57:44,410 --> 00:57:46,605 Don't move, my child. 612 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,544 - What is it? - I have a vision. 613 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:52,617 Then, you know I'm troubled? 614 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,281 Hold nothing back from me. 615 00:57:56,456 --> 00:58:01,052 Oh, thank goodness, you've come. It's such a relief to unburden myself... 616 00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:05,891 ...even if it is in the wrong religion. - Oh, yes. Yes, I know. 617 00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,329 Friar, what religion is this? 618 00:58:08,501 --> 00:58:10,969 It's a very new one. You're my first convert. 619 00:58:11,137 --> 00:58:14,800 You're... You're Pierre de Sisi. 620 00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:17,401 Yes, you have guessed correctly. 621 00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:22,139 - But why are you dressed like that? - I must, to do good in this world of evil. 622 00:58:22,315 --> 00:58:25,409 If you'll excuse me, there is much good left to be done. 623 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,247 In my dressing room? 624 00:58:29,088 --> 00:58:30,988 - Is that your dressing room? - Yes. 625 00:58:31,157 --> 00:58:34,251 - Is this the only door to your dressing room? - Yes. 626 00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:38,693 - There's no outside door? - No. 627 00:58:38,865 --> 00:58:40,457 Bless this dressing-room door. 628 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,177 Excuse me. 629 00:58:57,350 --> 00:59:00,444 What are you doing in a monk's habit? 630 00:59:01,854 --> 00:59:05,847 You said we wouldn't do the monk and the choirboy anymore! 631 00:59:06,025 --> 00:59:07,686 I did? 632 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,557 Oh, well, what would you like to do? 633 00:59:12,365 --> 00:59:16,893 At home, you said you wanted to do the woodchopper and the shepherd. 634 00:59:17,203 --> 00:59:20,297 I didn't know about the monk and the choirboy. 635 00:59:20,707 --> 00:59:23,801 How many costumes do you think I can pack? 636 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:42,219 Oh, you little snail, you. 637 00:59:50,903 --> 00:59:55,033 We'll soon be rid of that bed hog. 638 00:59:56,476 --> 00:59:57,568 You rabbit. 639 00:59:58,945 --> 01:00:01,470 Oh, I love you. 640 01:00:01,648 --> 01:00:03,582 There's much killing to be done yet. 641 01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:07,015 After the marriage, we'll kill Christina, kill Louis... 642 01:00:07,186 --> 01:00:10,451 ...then together, we'll rule all France. 643 01:00:17,263 --> 01:00:20,699 - Have they been killed yet? - No, Your Grace. They've all escaped. 644 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,698 You fools. 645 01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:26,202 - Must I do everything myself? - Evening, Victor. 646 01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:31,139 - Good evening. - We have work to do. 647 01:00:34,113 --> 01:00:37,082 Come on, you imbeciles. 648 01:01:05,712 --> 01:01:07,236 Philippe? 649 01:01:08,881 --> 01:01:13,375 - Philippe. Philippe, my darling. You came. - Hello. 650 01:01:16,956 --> 01:01:19,254 My new plan is to rule France with you. 651 01:01:19,592 --> 01:01:23,722 You will kill Escargot, marry Christina and take over the Belgian army... 652 01:01:23,896 --> 01:01:27,263 ...then kill Christina, kill Louis, marry me, and together... 653 01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:31,233 ...we will rule France. 654 01:01:31,404 --> 01:01:32,428 Good. 655 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:33,629 Good. 656 01:01:33,806 --> 01:01:35,034 - I love you. - Kill. 657 01:01:35,208 --> 01:01:37,642 - I love you. - Kill. France. 658 01:01:37,810 --> 01:01:39,277 Good! 659 01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:43,541 - We're going to do it! - I know. I love you. 660 01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:47,180 What was that? 661 01:01:50,523 --> 01:01:54,391 - Evening, Heinrich. - Your Majesty, the carriage is not ready. 662 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,256 Very well. Keep trying. 663 01:01:58,398 --> 01:02:00,525 - Okay? - Okay. 664 01:02:01,067 --> 01:02:03,592 - Who was that? - Another plan. 665 01:02:03,770 --> 01:02:05,135 - Am I in it? - No. 666 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:08,501 - Good. I had best be going. - No, just one minute. 667 01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:12,370 I must divert Escargot and his men. 668 01:02:13,246 --> 01:02:15,646 - What? - I said, just one minute. 669 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,875 I must divert Escargot and his men. 670 01:02:19,752 --> 01:02:21,083 Good. 671 01:02:21,254 --> 01:02:22,687 Good. 672 01:02:25,925 --> 01:02:30,362 Since destiny rides in our scabbard, it appears our pregnant blades must be aborted. 673 01:02:30,530 --> 01:02:32,862 Are you sure that's necessary? 674 01:02:33,032 --> 01:02:35,000 You miss my point. 675 01:02:35,535 --> 01:02:37,867 We must join forces again. 676 01:02:38,037 --> 01:02:40,528 - Against Marie. - Marie? 677 01:02:40,706 --> 01:02:45,643 - But she seems like a very nice person. - But I have a plan. 678 01:02:45,812 --> 01:02:48,940 Oh, you have a plan. Oh, well, that's different. 679 01:02:49,115 --> 01:02:53,051 I'll marry Christina, take over the Belgian army, kill Louis, kill Christina... 680 01:02:53,219 --> 01:02:57,349 ...kill Marie, and together, with you and your brother, we will rule France. 681 01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:58,615 That's a good plan. 682 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:01,351 - For France. - For France. 683 01:03:02,295 --> 01:03:04,525 Quickly, before Marie returns. 684 01:03:06,098 --> 01:03:10,694 - Isn't that the? - Two glasses of wine and he sleeps all night. 685 01:03:19,412 --> 01:03:23,542 Still later that night, 1789. 686 01:03:26,953 --> 01:03:29,979 I'm getting filthy down here! 687 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,958 Did you hear what I said? I'm getting filthy down here! 688 01:03:34,126 --> 01:03:37,220 - It's your turn to dig. - I do not dig. I have a bad back. 689 01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:39,193 Everything about you is bad. 690 01:03:39,365 --> 01:03:44,064 Not just your back. Everything is bad! I'm tired of doing all your work for you! 691 01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:48,230 - What do you think I am, a...? - Philippe, where have you gone? 692 01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:50,500 Help me! 693 01:03:50,676 --> 01:03:54,612 - Are you hiding from me? - There's a tunnel down here! 694 01:03:54,780 --> 01:03:57,772 - What? - I said, there's a tunnel down here. 695 01:03:57,950 --> 01:04:01,408 Are your ears as bad as your back? Someone is coming. 696 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:04,420 - Who? - I don't know. Just get me out of here. 697 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:07,252 Hurry. Quickly, give me a hand. Someone is coming. 698 01:04:07,426 --> 01:04:10,691 There is someone down there. Quickly. 699 01:04:14,634 --> 01:04:18,730 I'm free. Free at last. 700 01:04:19,338 --> 01:04:22,068 - It's the Man in the Iron Mask. - I thought I was free. 701 01:04:22,241 --> 01:04:25,074 Have pity. Don't send me back to the palace. 702 01:04:25,244 --> 01:04:28,441 - He must have come from the palace. - Help me. 703 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:31,913 No, don't do that. What's the matter with you? Are you deaf? 704 01:04:32,084 --> 01:04:34,279 I will not do that. 705 01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:37,311 Filthy swine! 706 01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:49,662 Philippe, will you stop stepping on my heels? 707 01:04:49,835 --> 01:04:54,101 Can I help it if I have this enormous stride? Look at it, man. Look at it. 708 01:04:54,273 --> 01:04:57,765 You see? You see what I'm going through? You see this stride? Look! 709 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,877 The next day, 1789. 710 01:05:18,598 --> 01:05:20,793 My, what a big back, Your Grace. 711 01:05:20,967 --> 01:05:23,265 - Really? - Far bigger than the king's. 712 01:05:23,436 --> 01:05:27,668 Is it? What about my neck? 713 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,003 - That's bigger than the king's too. - What about...? 714 01:05:32,745 --> 01:05:35,009 - Good morning, Your Grace. - Good morning, Your Grace. 715 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:38,048 - Good morning, Your Grace. - Good morning, Your Grace. 716 01:05:41,153 --> 01:05:43,883 But, Your Grace, it's perfume. 717 01:05:44,056 --> 01:05:46,616 - Perfume? - Yes, for the bath. 718 01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:49,454 Well, I know it's perfume. 719 01:05:49,629 --> 01:05:52,291 I was making a little joke. 720 01:05:53,633 --> 01:05:55,828 Get out! Out. 721 01:05:56,002 --> 01:05:58,596 You had best do as he says. He's quite impossible. 722 01:05:58,771 --> 01:06:00,261 Quite, sir. 723 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:03,807 - Having a good time? - Yes. 724 01:06:03,976 --> 01:06:06,501 You know, the whole court has been watching. 725 01:06:06,679 --> 01:06:08,647 Come on, out of the tub. 726 01:06:08,814 --> 01:06:11,305 What's happening, Claude? 727 01:06:11,484 --> 01:06:13,577 What's happening? 728 01:06:14,253 --> 01:06:17,450 You really don't know what's been happening after last night? 729 01:06:17,623 --> 01:06:21,252 - I thought all that was settled. - Settled? 730 01:06:22,028 --> 01:06:24,588 You thought that was settled? 731 01:06:25,731 --> 01:06:28,928 You know what those monks were trying to do to us last night? 732 01:06:29,101 --> 01:06:30,966 Kill us? 733 01:06:31,504 --> 01:06:34,439 And Marie, you know what she wanted to do? 734 01:06:34,607 --> 01:06:36,097 Kill us? 735 01:06:36,275 --> 01:06:39,574 - And Escargot, do you remember Escargot? - Yes. 736 01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,679 You know what he wanted to do? 737 01:06:41,847 --> 01:06:44,816 - Kill us. - That's right, Charlie. 738 01:06:44,984 --> 01:06:46,884 Come on, off your ass! 739 01:06:47,053 --> 01:06:49,487 Where are we going, Claude? 740 01:06:49,655 --> 01:06:52,021 - The Spanish border! - Spanish border? 741 01:06:52,191 --> 01:06:53,886 - Right. - Can I take Christina? 742 01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:56,460 You might as well. You told her everything. 743 01:06:56,629 --> 01:06:59,189 - I'm taking Mimi. - How are you going to get Mimi? 744 01:06:59,365 --> 01:07:02,061 Don't worry, I'm getting her. 745 01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,942 - Are you Mimi Montage? - Yes. 746 01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:20,950 - Come with us. You're under arrest. - Who wants her arrested? 747 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,520 - Philippe de Sisi. - De Sisi? 748 01:07:23,689 --> 01:07:28,092 Come along quietly or we'll burn down your farm. Take her away. 749 01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:33,493 - No, she has done nothing! - Please, Father. I will go quietly. 750 01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:36,362 I will go quietly because it is best for everyone. 751 01:07:36,535 --> 01:07:39,368 For the people, for France. 752 01:07:39,538 --> 01:07:44,805 As Christians, we should treat each other with human kindness, with love. 753 01:07:44,977 --> 01:07:48,970 I will go quietly, not for myself, for my personal safety... 754 01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:52,242 ...but for the good of mankind, the good of my countrymen... 755 01:07:52,418 --> 01:07:56,149 ...the good of my village, my family, for France! 756 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,416 You said you would go quietly. Burn down the farm. 757 01:08:03,596 --> 01:08:05,530 No, leave him alone! 758 01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:07,697 Go away! 759 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,361 No, leave me alone! 760 01:08:12,538 --> 01:08:14,005 No! 761 01:08:14,974 --> 01:08:17,169 - Come on, get up here. - Save me! 762 01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:20,744 Get up there. Come on. 763 01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:33,918 The Montage girl is down here, Your Grace. 764 01:08:34,093 --> 01:08:37,790 - You're sure she's here? - All prisoners are brought to the dungeon. 765 01:08:37,963 --> 01:08:40,898 My, it's interesting. 766 01:08:43,435 --> 01:08:46,336 Hello. Nice to see you. 767 01:08:46,505 --> 01:08:48,632 - Hello. - You... 768 01:08:48,808 --> 01:08:50,298 Hello. 769 01:08:51,677 --> 01:08:53,406 - Is it this way? - Yes. 770 01:08:53,579 --> 01:08:55,604 Take care. 771 01:08:56,982 --> 01:08:59,883 Sorry, sorry. 772 01:09:02,655 --> 01:09:05,089 Look but don't touch. 773 01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:10,023 This one is tough. Can't break the little beggar. 774 01:09:10,196 --> 01:09:15,065 - Evening, evening. - Evening, evening. 775 01:09:15,801 --> 01:09:17,792 Everything all right? 776 01:09:17,970 --> 01:09:19,767 - Fine. - Good. 777 01:09:19,939 --> 01:09:22,203 Fine, fine. 778 01:09:22,374 --> 01:09:24,672 Nice suit. I like the way you dress. 779 01:09:24,844 --> 01:09:27,574 - Like your shoes too. - Yes. 780 01:09:29,615 --> 01:09:32,675 How do you like the way we stuck her up? 781 01:09:32,852 --> 01:09:36,379 Excellent, excellent! This is really excellent work. 782 01:09:36,555 --> 01:09:40,719 It's wonderfully tight. It's neat. I like that. 783 01:09:40,893 --> 01:09:43,293 - Good. - Very good. 784 01:09:46,198 --> 01:09:48,689 I didn't know they would take you to a dungeon. 785 01:09:48,868 --> 01:09:52,702 Oh, Claude, what's happening? Why did you bring me here?! 786 01:09:52,872 --> 01:09:54,863 - Please. - Why'd you bring me here?! 787 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,770 - Is she giving you any trouble? - Just a bit. 788 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:00,002 You want me to crank her up? 789 01:10:00,179 --> 01:10:02,409 No. No, that's all right. I can handle it. 790 01:10:02,581 --> 01:10:07,280 - I can use the exercise. Thank you. - Yes, Your Grace. 791 01:10:13,158 --> 01:10:16,491 Mimi, don't call me Claude. I'll explain later. 792 01:10:16,662 --> 01:10:19,927 - But, Claude... - I said, don't call me Claude. 793 01:10:20,099 --> 01:10:23,398 I don't understand. Why didn't you come and get me? 794 01:10:23,569 --> 01:10:25,537 They think I'm Philippe de Sisi. 795 01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:27,836 - The aristo? - Yes, that's the one. 796 01:10:29,341 --> 01:10:31,832 I'm delighted to see you all stuffing yourselves... 797 01:10:32,011 --> 01:10:35,503 ...while France has cramps from the tyranny of its own indigestion. 798 01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:40,584 - What's the matter? What's happened? - The peasants are preparing an open revolt. 799 01:10:42,221 --> 01:10:45,156 Get my army. Summon my soldiers. 800 01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:47,656 - Get my army! - Louis, how many times... 801 01:10:47,826 --> 01:10:52,092 ...do I have to tell you your army is in the field pillaging the rest of Europe? 802 01:10:52,264 --> 01:10:54,698 What is the matter? Who stirred up the rabble? 803 01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:57,097 The senseless arrest of some peasant girl. 804 01:10:57,269 --> 01:11:01,000 Jacques is starting the revolution tomorrow. He's storming the palace. 805 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:03,334 He can't. We're supposed to go to Spain. 806 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:07,741 - We're patriots. We must help the revolution. - We've got to stop the revolution. 807 01:11:07,913 --> 01:11:09,312 - Stop it? - Yes. 808 01:11:09,481 --> 01:11:11,005 What about France? 809 01:11:11,150 --> 01:11:14,051 - Equality, liberty, freedom! - No, Mimi, not here. 810 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,354 - Has she given you any trouble? - Yes! Yes! 811 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:22,016 - Want me to crank her up? - Yes! Crank her! 812 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,755 Hurry, crank her! Crank her up! 813 01:11:25,931 --> 01:11:29,025 Crank her. Faster! Faster! Crank her! 814 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:55,421 - What else did you learn? - They're moving new troops in. 815 01:11:55,594 --> 01:11:57,562 - They say it might be tonight. - How many? 816 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,527 Well, how do I know? I'm blind! 817 01:11:59,698 --> 01:12:02,223 Get to your observation post and keep your eyes open. 818 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:03,425 Right. 819 01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:07,032 - Do you want to stop the revolution? - Of course. 820 01:12:07,206 --> 01:12:09,766 I'll use my military alliance when you... 821 01:12:09,942 --> 01:12:12,706 Oh, no, you marry you. 822 01:12:12,878 --> 01:12:16,939 - Christine, would you tell him? - I have a confession, Your Majesty. 823 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:21,477 I cannot marry. I am not the princess, only her humble handmaiden. 824 01:12:22,187 --> 01:12:23,677 And I gave her my best room. 825 01:12:24,023 --> 01:12:29,222 I have a confession. I am not Pierre de Sisi. I am Charles Coupe. 826 01:12:29,461 --> 01:12:30,553 Oh, no. 827 01:12:30,729 --> 01:12:35,462 And I, too, have a confession, Your Majesty. I am not Philippe de Sisi. I am Claude Coupe. 828 01:12:37,336 --> 01:12:39,327 How dreadful. 829 01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:43,501 I, too, have a confession, perhaps the worst of all. 830 01:12:43,675 --> 01:12:46,872 - Don't tell me you're not the king? - Of course I'm the king. 831 01:12:47,012 --> 01:12:48,912 Well, then, what is your confession? 832 01:12:49,081 --> 01:12:51,845 My marriage is a failure. 833 01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:58,783 - Did anyone else know of these confessions? - No. 834 01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:00,356 Good. 835 01:13:00,526 --> 01:13:04,792 Then, you can still marry Christina, and I can have the Belgian army. 836 01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:08,865 There is no Belgian army. They're attacking Japan. 837 01:13:09,401 --> 01:13:13,098 - What? - You missed an earlier confession. 838 01:13:15,607 --> 01:13:18,269 Who is going to fight? These peasants will kill us. 839 01:13:18,444 --> 01:13:20,071 Not if you write those reforms. 840 01:13:20,245 --> 01:13:22,179 There won't be any revolution. 841 01:13:22,347 --> 01:13:25,748 But what do I know what they want? How do they know themselves? 842 01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:28,478 They're just peasants. I'm not signing anything. 843 01:13:29,455 --> 01:13:33,687 Your Majesty, do you know who is outside the palace? 844 01:13:34,226 --> 01:13:37,821 - Yes. - Do you know how many men they have? 845 01:13:38,530 --> 01:13:39,792 Of course. 846 01:13:39,965 --> 01:13:43,492 - Do you know what they want to do to you? - Yes. 847 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:45,261 What? 848 01:13:46,572 --> 01:13:48,870 - Kill me. - That's right, Louis. 849 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:53,667 Halt! 850 01:13:56,782 --> 01:13:58,841 What is it now? 851 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,014 Another 26 men and two women have arrived. 852 01:14:03,155 --> 01:14:07,649 - How many does that give us? - Three hundred and forty-nine. 853 01:14:09,194 --> 01:14:12,755 Men and women, we need you all. Good luck. 854 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:19,330 - Philippe, this is the way to the palace. - No, it's not. It's this way. 855 01:14:19,505 --> 01:14:21,530 - Philippe, it's this way. - It's this way. 856 01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:25,074 I know it's this way. Here, give me a hand. 857 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:31,683 Watch this for me a minute, will you? I'll be right back. 858 01:14:31,850 --> 01:14:34,819 - What's that? - That's my fiancée, Mimi. 859 01:14:35,454 --> 01:14:38,321 - Where am I? - It can't be. It's my sister. 860 01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:42,358 - It's what? - She was carried off by Gypsies. 861 01:14:42,528 --> 01:14:46,430 Oh, Mimi, I'm so glad to see you! You're all I have left! 862 01:14:46,932 --> 01:14:49,298 What are you doing? 863 01:14:49,468 --> 01:14:51,868 I was never carried off by Gypsies. 864 01:14:52,037 --> 01:14:53,299 - You weren't? - No. 865 01:14:53,472 --> 01:14:57,169 Yes, you are my sister. Doesn't this mean anything to you? 866 01:14:57,342 --> 01:14:58,809 No. 867 01:14:58,977 --> 01:15:01,775 You have a birthmark just like mine. 868 01:15:01,947 --> 01:15:05,212 I don't have a birthmark like that. It's lovely, but... 869 01:15:05,384 --> 01:15:07,716 - You must have one somewhere. - No, I haven't! 870 01:15:07,886 --> 01:15:10,354 Wait a minute, girls. Wait a minute. 871 01:15:10,522 --> 01:15:13,548 Mimi, you could be wrong. 872 01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:17,462 I'll tell you what. Why don't you show that to her again. 873 01:15:17,629 --> 01:15:20,689 You know, just to be sure. 874 01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:37,746 The girls are in Christine's room. 875 01:15:37,916 --> 01:15:40,714 - Is the proclamation ready? - Finally. 876 01:15:41,653 --> 01:15:44,986 All the chance he's had for education, you think he could spell. 877 01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:47,182 Just seal it. 878 01:15:50,429 --> 01:15:54,991 As king of France and all the powers vested in me by my sacred oath... 879 01:15:55,167 --> 01:15:58,568 - Just put your seal on it, Your Majesty. - Yes. 880 01:15:59,671 --> 01:16:01,730 Yes. 881 01:16:05,844 --> 01:16:09,041 - Oh, that's hot. - That does it. France will be free. 882 01:16:09,214 --> 01:16:13,708 - And you will be dead. - Traitors, all of you. 883 01:16:14,119 --> 01:16:17,850 Not me. Not me. They made me do it. 884 01:16:18,023 --> 01:16:21,925 - They hurt me. They really hurt me. - Louis, be quiet. 885 01:16:22,094 --> 01:16:23,994 - He's... - They really beat... 886 01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:28,565 - You sniveling coward. - Yes, but a loyal one. Loyal to the crown. 887 01:16:28,734 --> 01:16:33,364 - Seize them. Seize them. - Wait a minute. I have a better idea. 888 01:16:33,538 --> 01:16:37,497 I have an even better idea. Close your eyes for one second. Just a second. 889 01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:49,085 Here, catch. 890 01:16:50,589 --> 01:16:52,784 My clock. My clock! 891 01:16:55,961 --> 01:16:59,124 We'll deal with you later. 892 01:17:08,307 --> 01:17:10,298 Kill the de Sisis on sight. 893 01:17:10,475 --> 01:17:13,273 - Should we get our monks' habits? - No, you idiot. 894 01:17:13,445 --> 01:17:17,472 I will personally reward the man who kills them. 895 01:17:22,621 --> 01:17:26,057 - They'll kill them now. - If they don't kill each other first. 896 01:17:29,494 --> 01:17:31,291 - Louis? - Don't hit me, please. 897 01:17:31,463 --> 01:17:34,626 I had to say it. Have pity, pity on a coward. 898 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,268 - Are you with us now? - Of course I'm with you. 899 01:17:37,436 --> 01:17:39,427 - We must find Jacques. - This way. Come on. 900 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:42,938 There they are. 901 01:17:47,979 --> 01:17:51,039 - Don't let them cry out. - Are you insane, man? 902 01:17:51,216 --> 01:17:54,652 - With these great hands, I can easily... - I know. I know. I know. 903 01:17:54,820 --> 01:17:58,347 I'll take the one on the right. You take the one on the left. 904 01:17:58,523 --> 01:18:03,392 All right, I'll take the one on the left. You take the one on the right. 905 01:18:24,916 --> 01:18:28,113 - What is the meaning of this? - I have come for my reward. 906 01:18:31,390 --> 01:18:34,621 - You mean, you've killed the de Sisis? - Oh, no, but I saw them. 907 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:37,284 Very well. Keep trying. 908 01:19:08,393 --> 01:19:13,353 - Death to the king! - But what about our agreement? 909 01:19:13,532 --> 01:19:14,829 Our agreement. 910 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,829 We don't deal with double-dealers, be it the king or Escargot. 911 01:19:31,583 --> 01:19:35,849 - Your time has come. - So, Escargot. 912 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:39,013 Betrayed by the betrayer. 913 01:19:43,662 --> 01:19:44,993 Halt. 914 01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,016 Swine. 915 01:20:15,627 --> 01:20:17,561 Jacques? Jacques? 916 01:20:17,729 --> 01:20:19,287 The Coupes. 917 01:20:19,464 --> 01:20:21,329 Jacques? Jacques? 918 01:20:24,202 --> 01:20:25,965 What's going on? 919 01:20:28,006 --> 01:20:30,770 Jacques? Jacques? The Coupes. 920 01:20:30,942 --> 01:20:32,739 Have you seen the Coupes? They escaped. 921 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,345 - I have no time for that. - I must capture them. 922 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,277 Give me 6000 of your men. 923 01:20:37,449 --> 01:20:41,385 - No, use your dogs. - These dogs are crazy. 924 01:20:41,553 --> 01:20:46,081 Get these crazy hounds off me. Get those crazy hounds out of here! 925 01:20:51,997 --> 01:20:54,898 Here, take this to Claude. 926 01:20:55,367 --> 01:20:58,962 - Not me! That's me! - Louis, get out of here or you'll get killed. 927 01:20:59,137 --> 01:21:01,628 Oh, no, don't. No, it's me. Don't. 928 01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:11,708 Here, take this. I'll get my valise. 929 01:21:17,689 --> 01:21:21,022 "Liberty, equality, frat..." 930 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,160 I don't find that amusing. 931 01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:26,524 Where is that swine? 932 01:21:28,033 --> 01:21:33,335 Get off me! I'm telling you, I don't have a birthmark! 933 01:21:38,243 --> 01:21:42,202 - Oh, Claude, you've come back! - Swine! 934 01:21:45,283 --> 01:21:49,310 Off your knees, sir. Your cowardice is showing. 935 01:22:02,233 --> 01:22:04,895 Not in the back. Not in the back. 936 01:22:28,693 --> 01:22:34,689 In Corsica, they say there are 68 ways to kill a man. 937 01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:38,097 You shall be the 69th. 938 01:22:54,019 --> 01:22:55,179 My teeth! 939 01:22:55,353 --> 01:22:57,913 - My teeth. - Your teeth? Come here, you coward. 940 01:22:58,089 --> 01:22:59,989 I want more than your teeth. 941 01:23:05,597 --> 01:23:08,157 Up here. Up here. 942 01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:12,730 - Escargot got away. Did you see him? - No. 943 01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:16,340 - Did you kill Louis? - No. Why would I kill Louis? 944 01:23:16,508 --> 01:23:17,805 Why? 945 01:23:17,976 --> 01:23:21,241 What do you mean, "why?" Have you seen this? 946 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:22,971 Of course I've seen it. 947 01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:26,311 You get the girls. I'll meet you in the garden. 948 01:23:26,484 --> 01:23:30,045 - Get the what? - The girls. 949 01:23:35,994 --> 01:23:40,294 - How did you get here so fast? - I took the secret passageway. 950 01:23:43,902 --> 01:23:47,861 - How did you get here so fast? - I took the secret passageway. 951 01:23:48,039 --> 01:23:50,007 Are you all right? 952 01:23:51,643 --> 01:23:53,634 Come on, let's go! 953 01:24:06,591 --> 01:24:09,719 I've waited a long time for this day. 954 01:24:09,894 --> 01:24:12,226 - We attack at dawn? - At dawn, you idiot? 955 01:24:12,397 --> 01:24:15,628 No, we attack now. Prepare to attack! 956 01:24:19,370 --> 01:24:23,238 - Hurry up, we've got to get to Jacques. - Come on. 957 01:24:23,408 --> 01:24:27,606 - I know you are my sister! - Stop fooling around and come on. 958 01:24:47,665 --> 01:24:49,997 Don't slow down. We've got to get to Jacques. 959 01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:52,329 We've got to get the proclamation to Jacques. 960 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:56,436 Charge! 961 01:24:59,978 --> 01:25:02,208 We've found him. Jacques. 962 01:25:02,380 --> 01:25:04,211 - We did it. You can stop. - We did it! 963 01:25:04,382 --> 01:25:05,713 - We did it! - Stop, Jacques. 964 01:25:05,884 --> 01:25:06,908 We did it, Jacques. 965 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:12,053 Hey, Jacques! 966 01:26:14,252 --> 01:26:15,879 Fire. 967 01:26:47,819 --> 01:26:49,514 Fire! 968 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:53,822 Fire, you idiot. 969 01:27:30,929 --> 01:27:33,625 You're my sister. 970 01:28:02,694 --> 01:28:05,720 And so it came to pass, the meeting of the brothers. 971 01:28:06,397 --> 01:28:09,855 Coupe and de Sisi, de Sisi and Coupe... 972 01:28:10,034 --> 01:28:13,470 ... brother and brother, peasant and nobleman. 973 01:28:13,638 --> 01:28:16,937 This was the moment we'd been waiting for. What would happen? 974 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:18,975 Listen to this. 975 01:28:19,143 --> 01:28:24,171 "This incredible meeting was to write a glittering new page in history. 976 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:26,372 For you see..." 977 01:28:32,490 --> 01:28:36,153 Now no one will know the secret. Get the book. 978 01:28:52,877 --> 01:28:55,368 Did you have to shoot them? 979 01:28:55,546 --> 01:28:59,312 - I didn't know you were gonna shoot them. - Bring me that book. 980 01:29:05,356 --> 01:29:09,588 You didn't have to shoot them. We could have talked things over. 981 01:29:12,463 --> 01:29:13,953 Talk? 982 01:29:14,665 --> 01:29:16,326 Is that what you wanted? Talk? 983 01:29:17,001 --> 01:29:19,469 Well, but you didn't have to... 984 01:29:19,637 --> 01:29:21,605 ...shoot them. 985 01:29:31,215 --> 01:29:33,911 "This incredible meeting... 986 01:29:34,085 --> 01:29:38,522 ...was to write a glittering new page in history. 987 01:29:38,689 --> 01:29:39,986 For you see..." 988 01:29:41,059 --> 01:29:43,687 Free! Free!