1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,029 --> 00:00:09,400 Okay, so, what did you want to talk to us about? 2 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:10,793 Sam, Jay, 3 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,186 in the time that I've been working here, 4 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,839 I've noticed some disturbing things. 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,885 It started with these strange, 6 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,844 almost ethereal humming sounds I would hear every now and then. 7 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:20,759 I think he's talking about you, Alberta. 8 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,587 It was like a singer warming up but kind of off-key. 9 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:24,372 The hell it was! 10 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:25,938 Well, it's an old house, 11 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,636 so you might have just been hearing the wind. 12 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:28,985 That's what I thought. 13 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,334 But then there's this one time 14 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:31,770 my pen was sitting on the counter, 15 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,946 and it almost seemed like something pushed it 16 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,339 into the trash can. 17 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,775 Sass dared me. What was I, not gonna? 18 00:00:36,906 --> 00:00:39,126 Sometimes things fall. 19 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:42,042 But this is the weirdest thing by far. 20 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,785 This is security footage from the front desk 21 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:48,222 from the other night. 22 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:53,183 See that? No one is there, 23 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,967 but the keys are moving. 24 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:57,622 - Huh. - Now, you guys are gonna think I'm crazy, 25 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,277 but there's only one plausible explanation for all this. 26 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,237 You guys have... 27 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,852 Did you hear me? 28 00:01:09,982 --> 00:01:11,506 I said I think you guys have ghosts. 29 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,160 That's a little far-fetched. 30 00:01:13,289 --> 00:01:15,162 Yeah, I mean, you don't really believe in ghosts? 31 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,425 Oh, they're gonna try to make him think he's crazy. 32 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:20,080 It's really the only play here. 33 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,335 I mean, there's no other explanation for this. 34 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:22,385 The keys are moving. 35 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,300 - Are they? - What? 36 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,739 There's not even a question. 37 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:30,133 I-I don't see anything. I mean, do you, Jay? 38 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:33,702 I'm squinting really hard, and nope. 39 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:36,183 Uh, Sam, we have a problem. 40 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:38,425 - Freddie sold Sass's girlfriend. - What? 41 00:01:38,426 --> 00:01:40,273 I-I mean he got a new car and sold 42 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,405 the RAV4 she was bound to. 43 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:43,973 Uh, Freddie, did you get a new car? 44 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,539 Yeah, actually. How did you know? 45 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:48,934 A ghost told me. 46 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,329 Just kidding, obviously. 47 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:54,070 I-I saw you pull up in it. 48 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,941 It's pretty nice. Look at it. 49 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,508 It's got all-wheel drive. 50 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,554 You know what it doesn't have? My girlfriend! 51 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:03,558 - Also doesn't have leather seats. Why not splurge? - Sam, 52 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:06,517 you got to buy Freddie's car back. Please do it for me. 53 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,607 Jay, Sass wants us to buy Freddie's car back. 54 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,653 What? We have the Mini. 55 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,220 And I know it's not haunted, 56 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,004 but it's got a year left on the warranty. 57 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,573 Plus, Freddie's old car sucks. 58 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:19,748 Jay, we don't even have to use it. 59 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,097 We can just park it on the lawn, 60 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,533 and Sass gets to hang out with Jessica. 61 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,187 You want us to buy a lawn car? 62 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,929 To just sit on the lawn? Who are we, Tony Stark? 63 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,539 Who's Tony Stark? 64 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:29,888 I'm so glad you asked that question. 65 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,803 Come here. Okay, it all started off 66 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,283 in a cave in Afghanistan. 67 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,414 Or Vietnam... 68 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:37,026 Thor want to see where this going. 69 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,856 Oh. 70 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,336 Freddie, what do you have there? 71 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,555 So, for my own peace of mind, 72 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,817 I did some research and ordered a few items 73 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,298 that should take care of the ghost problem. 74 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,257 Problem? How dare you? 75 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,563 I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 76 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,218 I know you're skeptical, but better safe than sorry. 77 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:58,308 First off, a classic ghost repellent, sage. 78 00:02:58,439 --> 00:02:59,962 Ooh, we love that stuff. 79 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,920 Oh, I call first hit. 80 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,575 And this detects electromagnetic energy, 81 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,316 which is what ghosts are made up of. 82 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,579 I'm not rooting for him, but the science is darn interesting. 83 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,233 It'll tell us if there are any ghosts nearby. 84 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:17,848 We're all clear. 85 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,549 This stuff is all fakakta. 86 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,986 And finally, the coup de grâce, 87 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,597 the Ghost Trap 2000. 88 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,295 I ordered it on the Internet 89 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,122 from a Latvian company that specializes 90 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,776 in ghost-hunting equipment. 91 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,822 Latvians known for technology. 92 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,911 Take regular club and add metal spikes to it. 93 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,739 Very smart. 94 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:41,003 Oh, my God, there is a sticker that says "Two and under." 95 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,179 It is a toy for babies. 96 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,310 Latvians. 97 00:03:44,353 --> 00:03:47,270 What a strange toy for a toddler. 98 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,881 I mean, what's wrong with a simple stuffed raven 99 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,970 or a good old-fashioned lead rattle? 100 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:55,409 Am I right? Parents these days. 101 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:58,107 Hmm. What's going on? 102 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,587 Jay tracked down the guy who bought Freddie's car. 103 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:00,718 Thing is, uh, 104 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,154 I need this car for my band. 105 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,852 You know, we're just starting to take off. 106 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,680 You ever hear of Pungent Stench? 107 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:08,378 - No. - Well, uh, we opened for 'em. 108 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,771 Uh, look, Marco, 109 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,860 I think $1,500 is more than a fair price. Right? 110 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,123 I mean, I know you only paid $1,300 for it. 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,473 And I know you seem pretty desperate, 112 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:18,562 so I'm gonna hold firm. 113 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,651 - Jay, how's it going? - My relationship's on the line 114 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:21,957 and Jay's pinching pennies. 115 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,132 It's going great. 116 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,829 I got him right where I want him. 117 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,135 No, you don't. 118 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,354 Please, Sam, you have to step in. 119 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,704 What Sass and I have is magical. 120 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:32,924 You're talking to Champa Arondekar's baby boy, bro, 121 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:35,623 and if you think I'm paying full price for that, 122 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,364 you are sorely mistaken. 123 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,322 Jay, just pay him. We need the car. 124 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:40,976 Ha-ha, she's kidding. 125 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,325 We're walking. Good day, sir. 126 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,545 - What do you want for it? - $1550. 127 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:45,675 That's fair. Sold. 128 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,852 Yes! You can stay. 129 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,985 Champa can never know about this. 130 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,467 Why is there a cookie on top of it? 131 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,991 I think that was Freddie's attempt to bait the trap. 132 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,950 But ghosts can't even eat. Freddie so dumb. 133 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:01,388 It does look rather scrumptious, though. 134 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,042 I wouldn't mind taking a little whiff. 135 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:06,044 Mm-hmm, yes, a whiff would be divine, 136 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,219 but one would need to get very close 137 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:09,221 to properly smell the cookie, 138 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,398 and in doing so one might accidently touch the device. 139 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:14,052 - So what? It's not dangerous. - Indeed. 140 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,383 As we've already established, it's most certainly 141 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,881 - a children's toy. - All right. 142 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,492 Yeah. 143 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,928 But, on the off chance it is a functioning ghost trap, 144 00:05:19,928 --> 00:05:21,016 it wouldn't be safe with all of us 145 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,018 crowded around, jostling and shoving, 146 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,541 trying to get our sniffs in. 147 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,462 Well, maybe one of us should just touch it and make sure it's okay. 148 00:05:27,742 --> 00:05:30,092 I can't believe I'm saying this, but great minds think alike. 149 00:05:30,223 --> 00:05:32,182 One of us should touch the trap. 150 00:05:32,312 --> 00:05:33,922 And as the commanding officer, 151 00:05:34,053 --> 00:05:36,838 that responsibility should fall to me... 152 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,623 to pick the person. 153 00:05:38,753 --> 00:05:40,451 - Pete, do it. - What?! 154 00:05:40,581 --> 00:05:41,800 Why me? 155 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:43,541 Why don't we draw straws? 156 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:45,151 Because that would require 157 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:46,805 the handling and cutting of straws, 158 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:48,937 which is beyond our abilities. 159 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:51,113 Look, Jay left his nerd dice out on the table. 160 00:05:51,244 --> 00:05:53,333 One, two, three, four, five, six. 161 00:05:53,464 --> 00:05:55,901 I knock a dice off, whosever number comes up, 162 00:05:56,031 --> 00:05:58,164 that's who touches the trap. Capisce? 163 00:05:58,295 --> 00:05:59,687 - All right. - Yeah. 164 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,818 Not a bad idea. Yeah, yeah. 165 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,996 Okay. Capi... capisce. 166 00:06:16,226 --> 00:06:18,576 - So what are we thinking, two out of three, or... ? - Pete, 167 00:06:18,706 --> 00:06:22,057 I say this with love, but we're wasting valuable, 168 00:06:22,188 --> 00:06:25,191 valuable sniffing time. Now get in there. 169 00:06:25,322 --> 00:06:27,193 Okay. 170 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,457 Uh... 171 00:06:35,157 --> 00:06:36,942 Yeah, I can't do it. I'm sorry. 172 00:06:37,072 --> 00:06:39,161 Oh, big surprise, coward man being coward. 173 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,947 Well, if you're so brave, why don't you touch it? 174 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:47,039 You challenging Thor's manhood? 175 00:06:47,169 --> 00:06:49,694 From over here I am, yeah. 176 00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:53,001 Fine, I'll touch it. 177 00:06:53,132 --> 00:06:55,830 Thor not afraid. 178 00:07:02,272 --> 00:07:03,577 See? Nothing to wor... 179 00:07:04,796 --> 00:07:06,798 Thor! Thor! 180 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:10,018 What is this? 181 00:07:10,149 --> 00:07:12,064 Hey, babe, did we get a new toaster? 182 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:15,067 Ooh. 183 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:18,853 Thor's in there! 184 00:07:18,984 --> 00:07:20,986 - Thor's in there! Hey! - Now we know. 185 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,384 I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed 186 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,863 my stay this weekend. 187 00:07:28,994 --> 00:07:31,910 To tell you the truth, I wasn't even sure 188 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:36,131 I wanted to travel anymore after my Walter passed. 189 00:07:36,262 --> 00:07:37,568 Samantha, a word, please. 190 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:39,047 Thank you for sharing that. 191 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:40,875 That's what I love about running a B and B. 192 00:07:41,006 --> 00:07:43,182 Connecting with the guests. Being there for you. 193 00:07:43,313 --> 00:07:45,837 Thor got sucked into the ghost trap. 194 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,056 - Tomorrow would have been our 47th... - I got to go. 195 00:07:51,277 --> 00:07:52,887 Okay, so what happened? 196 00:07:53,018 --> 00:07:56,151 Well, there was an Oreo on top of this weird toaster thingy, 197 00:07:56,282 --> 00:07:58,458 and I ate it, which made me realize I was still peckish, 198 00:07:58,589 --> 00:07:59,981 so I made a sandy. 199 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:02,854 Thor touched the device and is now trapped inside. 200 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,246 Why was he touching it? 201 00:08:04,377 --> 00:08:05,377 Wait, what happened? 202 00:08:05,378 --> 00:08:06,553 That is a ghost trap, 203 00:08:06,684 --> 00:08:08,207 and apparently Thor touched it, 204 00:08:08,338 --> 00:08:09,687 and now he's trapped inside. 205 00:08:09,817 --> 00:08:12,472 A ghost trap? And you knew about this? 206 00:08:12,603 --> 00:08:14,344 Well, none of us actually thought it worked. 207 00:08:14,474 --> 00:08:15,649 Why didn't you consult me? 208 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,608 You got a weird sci-fi thing in the kitchen, 209 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:20,480 and you didn't think to ask the guy wearing the Atari shirt? 210 00:08:20,611 --> 00:08:21,873 You were dealing with the car, 211 00:08:22,003 --> 00:08:23,091 and the ghosts are sort of my thing. 212 00:08:23,222 --> 00:08:25,006 Oh, 'cause you can see and hear them. 213 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,226 Yeah, yeah, way to rub that in my face again. 214 00:08:27,357 --> 00:08:28,923 Uh, hello? 215 00:08:29,054 --> 00:08:32,100 Perhaps there's more urgent matters to discuss! 216 00:08:32,231 --> 00:08:33,841 Yeah, the big guy's got a point. 217 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,171 Or is it the little guy? What do we call him now? 218 00:08:35,277 --> 00:08:36,888 Hey-hey, Thor, it's Pete. 219 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,672 Uh, sorry about this whole turn of events. 220 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:40,370 I can't help but feel, I don't know, 221 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,980 a little bit responsible. 222 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,503 - Now, before you say that's crazy... - Not crazy. 223 00:08:43,634 --> 00:08:45,636 This is very much your fault, Pete. 224 00:08:45,765 --> 00:08:47,289 Okay, cool. So we're on the same page. 225 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,030 So how do we get Thor out of the trap? 226 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:51,119 Why don't we just ask Freddie? He's the one who ordered it. 227 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,547 But we made such a big deal about not believing in ghosts. 228 00:08:53,678 --> 00:08:55,602 Just go speak with him. Yes, you'll look foolish, 229 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:57,865 but that's nothing new. Bite the bullet. 230 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,432 Oh, you know that expression came from my era. 231 00:08:59,563 --> 00:09:01,565 We had to literally bite bullets during surgery 232 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:04,437 - because we lacked anesthesia. - And how did that work out? 233 00:09:04,568 --> 00:09:06,874 Mm, sort of depended on how good your barber was. 234 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,876 Oh, don't worry, Thor. 235 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,312 We are gonna go talk to Freddie. 236 00:09:10,443 --> 00:09:11,662 Everything's gonna be okay. 237 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:12,837 What's going on? What happened to Thor? 238 00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:16,493 Oh, my dear, he's being held captive inside that machine. 239 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:17,624 You were standing right here when it happened. 240 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,626 Wow. This machine? 241 00:09:19,757 --> 00:09:22,281 Flower, no! 242 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:24,588 Wait, why'd it turn red? Did Thor get out? 243 00:09:24,718 --> 00:09:26,503 Not exactly. 244 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,549 Whoa, so we really did it. 245 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,246 Yep, we sure did. 246 00:09:31,377 --> 00:09:33,901 That was exciting, our entire relationship 247 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,955 riding on the outcome of a car negotiation. 248 00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:38,602 And then Jay asked him to throw in that Pungent Stench CD. 249 00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:40,212 Man, could have gone either way. 250 00:09:40,342 --> 00:09:41,342 Oh, yeah, man. 251 00:09:43,607 --> 00:09:45,609 So, what do we do now? 252 00:09:45,739 --> 00:09:49,134 I guess we just sort of hang. 253 00:09:49,264 --> 00:09:50,788 Okay. Yeah. 254 00:09:50,918 --> 00:09:52,964 So, what do you guys like to do around here for fun? 255 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,661 Well, I usually watch TV with the other ghosts. 256 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:56,446 - It's sort of a nightly thing. - Mm-hmm. 257 00:09:56,576 --> 00:09:58,056 Oh, but I guess you can't do that. 258 00:09:58,186 --> 00:09:59,405 Yeah, I can't really go inside. 259 00:09:59,536 --> 00:10:01,102 Right. Right. 260 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:04,018 But, um, I mean, that's okay, you know. 261 00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:06,194 I'm a car ghost, and I got two new drivers 262 00:10:06,325 --> 00:10:08,283 to take me on all their adventures. 263 00:10:08,414 --> 00:10:10,155 The thing is, Sam and Jay don't really drive that much. 264 00:10:10,285 --> 00:10:11,809 You know, they work from the house. 265 00:10:11,939 --> 00:10:13,332 Right, but they go on errands, right? 266 00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:16,204 Hmm, not that many. You know, plus they got the Mini. 267 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:19,991 Okay. So I'm just gonna be, like, 268 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:23,516 sitting here in this car in the driveway forever? 269 00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:24,647 No, no, I can ask Sam to take you 270 00:10:24,735 --> 00:10:26,040 for a spin every now and then. 271 00:10:26,171 --> 00:10:29,000 Like I'm a dog she's taking on a walk. 272 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:30,828 No, I'm-I'm not saying it's gonna be like 273 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:32,743 a twice-a-day thing that a dog would get. 274 00:10:33,787 --> 00:10:35,659 So it's less good than a dog? 275 00:10:36,089 --> 00:10:37,269 My situation. 276 00:10:40,011 --> 00:10:42,666 Oh, wow, would you look at the leaves blowing around over there? 277 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:44,319 Isn't that fun? 278 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:48,976 We don't usually get wind from the north, so, uh... 279 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,806 Hey, uh, Freddie, say you caught a ghost in the trap. 280 00:10:52,937 --> 00:10:54,765 How would one go about releasing it? 281 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,768 Ha. So now you think there's a ghost caught in the trap. 282 00:10:57,769 --> 00:10:58,856 Freddie, we don't really have time for this. 283 00:10:58,856 --> 00:11:00,422 Just get on board. 284 00:11:00,553 --> 00:11:02,599 Well, the ghost indicator light did come on, so... 285 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,470 Oh, but I thought you said you didn't believe in ghosts. 286 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:06,080 Two follow-up questions? 287 00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:07,125 The foreman at the factory would have given him 288 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,518 a swift crack on the jaw. 289 00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:09,910 But what if I was wrong? 290 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,041 Wouldn't it be sad if a ghost was 291 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,696 trapped in that little box? 292 00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:14,524 I mean, what if it was a friendly ghost, like Casper? 293 00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:16,308 Or Obi-Wan in Empire. 294 00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:19,267 Well, Obi-Wan wasn't really a ghost per se. 295 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:21,008 Excuse me. He was an apparition representing 296 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:24,055 - a recently deceased Jedi. - Right, 297 00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:25,447 but I would argue that was more a manifestation 298 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:27,101 of his Force powers. 299 00:11:27,232 --> 00:11:28,842 Huh. Okay, that's interesting. 300 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,048 You know, I really think it all just depends 301 00:11:30,104 --> 00:11:31,671 on Lucas's intentionality... 302 00:11:31,802 --> 00:11:32,803 I'm so sorry. Can we get back 303 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,718 to the whole ghost in the trap thing? 304 00:11:34,848 --> 00:11:36,807 Sort of a crazy tangent with our friends' existence on the line. 305 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,809 I was riveted. 306 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,724 Thor, Flower, Freddie's on the phone 307 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:42,160 with the company in Latvia. 308 00:11:42,290 --> 00:11:43,944 He's gonna find a way to get you out of there. 309 00:11:44,075 --> 00:11:45,424 Are we sure we want to give them that hope? 310 00:11:45,555 --> 00:11:46,947 I mean, it's very possible 311 00:11:47,078 --> 00:11:48,949 they're just stuck in there forever now. 312 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,298 Just giving heads up. 313 00:11:50,429 --> 00:11:51,648 Can still hear, 314 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:52,778 even when you lower voice! 315 00:11:52,866 --> 00:11:55,086 Oh, my God, you guys! 316 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,390 Thor's stuck in a ghost trap! 317 00:11:56,522 --> 00:11:57,741 Wait for it. 318 00:11:57,871 --> 00:12:00,352 Oh, my God. I'm in here with him. 319 00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:03,050 It should've been me. It was my number that came up. 320 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,486 Oh, Peter, don't beat yourself up. 321 00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:07,054 There'll be plenty of time to ruminate on your cowardice later. 322 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,535 Okay, I spoke to the customer service rep. 323 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,276 There's a button on the side, 324 00:12:11,406 --> 00:12:13,408 and all we have to do is hold it for three seconds. 325 00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:15,410 Okay, perfect. Let's do that. 326 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,761 Whoa, you don't want to ask me? Atari shirt. 327 00:12:17,891 --> 00:12:19,371 Sorry, Jay. What do you think? 328 00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,068 I think we should do it. I just wanted to be asked. 329 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:25,682 Okay. One, two, three. 330 00:12:27,335 --> 00:12:28,902 Light turn red. 331 00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:31,688 Why do light turn red? 332 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,560 Oh, that's not good. Freddie, what does that say? 333 00:12:34,691 --> 00:12:36,388 - Uh, I don't know Latvian. - It's counting down to something! 334 00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:38,825 - What is it counting down to? - Let me check. 335 00:12:38,956 --> 00:12:41,393 Oh, this is interesting. "Evisceration... " 336 00:12:41,523 --> 00:12:42,742 What?! 337 00:12:42,873 --> 00:12:44,614 "Countdown to evisceration." 338 00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:46,528 Oh, that is not good. 339 00:12:46,659 --> 00:12:49,053 Unless you're right and ghosts don't exist. Then we're fine. 340 00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:50,532 Freddie, just fix this. 341 00:12:50,663 --> 00:12:51,751 All right, I'll give them a call back. 342 00:12:51,882 --> 00:12:52,882 Oh, my God, you guys. 343 00:12:52,970 --> 00:12:54,754 Thor's stuck in a ghost trap! 344 00:12:58,964 --> 00:13:01,305 Very bad news. Freddie's still on hold 345 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,328 and says it's a 20-minute wait to talk to someone. 346 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,809 B-But we only have four minutes left on the evisceration clock! 347 00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:07,767 I led with "This is very bad news." 348 00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,508 - He did say that. - He just said that. 349 00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:10,770 - As he was walking in. - That's very fair. 350 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:16,820 Well, it seems like we're gonna die. Again. 351 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:21,738 If Thor must go, happy to at least spend 352 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,914 final moments with Flower. 353 00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:26,264 Aw, that's nice. 354 00:13:26,394 --> 00:13:28,745 I like when you say stuff like that. 355 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,355 More so than when you talk about 356 00:13:30,485 --> 00:13:32,357 dismembering Danish people. 357 00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:35,316 Thor have many sides. 358 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,754 Thor very well-rounded. 359 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,366 What if you just smash the device, Samantha? 360 00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:43,020 Perhaps that'll set them free. 361 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,022 Isaac's saying maybe we could smash the trap. 362 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:46,632 But it could hurt them. And even if it didn't, 363 00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,852 what if when they get out they're permanently small? 364 00:13:48,982 --> 00:13:51,463 Oh.THORFINN: Thor not want to be permanently small! 365 00:13:51,593 --> 00:13:54,379 Base much of identity on being large. 366 00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:55,772 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 367 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,817 What if "Two and under" isn't about age? 368 00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,645 Maybe it's the number of ghosts 369 00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:01,212 the trap was designed to hold. 370 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:05,346 Maybe it's only able to hold a certain amount of ghost energy. 371 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,305 Not that I endorse his lifestyle, but 372 00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:09,176 - this is where having a nerd can be useful. - Look at this gauge. 373 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,091 It went up when Thorfinn got trapped. 374 00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:12,789 It's gone higher since Flower went in there. 375 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,574 A third ghost could push it into the red zone. 376 00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:17,010 What happens if it goes into the red zone? 377 00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:19,273 Well, hopefully it overloads the system 378 00:14:19,404 --> 00:14:20,753 and causes the device to fail, 379 00:14:20,884 --> 00:14:22,363 which should free all the ghosts. 380 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,452 Unless he's wrong, 381 00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,107 and then we've eviscerated three ghosts. 382 00:14:27,238 --> 00:14:30,023 Unless you're wrong, and now we've lost three ghosts. 383 00:14:30,154 --> 00:14:32,243 Look, I know I can't see the ghosts or hear them, 384 00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,245 but I care about them, and I would never do anything 385 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,030 to risk harm to them if I didn't think with all of my heart 386 00:14:37,161 --> 00:14:38,771 that this could work. 387 00:14:38,902 --> 00:14:41,600 You know what, I think you're right. 388 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,908 Okay, you all heard the man in the Atari shirt. 389 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:46,648 I think we got to give this a shot. 390 00:14:46,779 --> 00:14:48,172 And now one more of us is gonna die 391 00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:49,521 so that Jay feels heard. 392 00:14:49,651 --> 00:14:51,610 So, Jay's saying that if one more ghost 393 00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:55,135 jumps in the box, we might be saved. 394 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:57,398 But who will be our third? 395 00:14:57,529 --> 00:15:00,837 Why does it always come down to this? 396 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:02,403 Hey, Sam, do you think you can take Jessica out 397 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,840 for a little drive? She's wanting 398 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,319 to go to the mall, whatever that means. 399 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,191 - We're a little busy right now, Sass. - Mm-hmm. 400 00:15:07,321 --> 00:15:09,106 Thor and flower are caught in the ghost trap. 401 00:15:09,236 --> 00:15:12,370 And then Samantha activated an evisceration clock, 402 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,763 and now Jay wants another one of us 403 00:15:13,893 --> 00:15:15,503 to go in there and save them 404 00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,244 or, just as likely, die along with them. 405 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,811 - What?! - Fellow ghosts, 406 00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:20,595 the time has come for one of us to step up. 407 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:23,163 And as your commanding officer, 408 00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,209 I believe it is only right that that responsibility 409 00:15:25,339 --> 00:15:27,167 falls to, this time, let's say Trevor. 410 00:15:27,298 --> 00:15:28,342 What? Why me? 411 00:15:28,473 --> 00:15:30,997 - I'll do it. - Pete, are you sure about this? 412 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,173 I always played it safe in life, 413 00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:35,349 always worried that something bad would happen. 414 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,962 And you know what, something bad happened anyway. 415 00:15:39,092 --> 00:15:41,138 And now my friends' afterlives hang in the balance, 416 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:43,270 and it's my fault that they're in there. 417 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,272 So, am I scared? You betcha. 418 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,840 But am I going in? You're darn tootin'. 419 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,976 And I know, when I look back on all of this... 420 00:15:53,106 --> 00:15:54,106 The clock is sort of ticking here, Pete. 421 00:15:54,151 --> 00:15:56,544 Ten seconds to evisceration. 422 00:15:56,675 --> 00:15:57,807 So, I know we didn't finish yet, 423 00:15:57,937 --> 00:15:58,937 but, Sam, who won Game of Thrones? 424 00:15:58,982 --> 00:16:00,592 - I don't remember. - Cool. 425 00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:07,033 Oh, hey, just so you guys know, 426 00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:08,469 I'm here now, too. 427 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:11,167 Oh, no, that's not what I meant. 428 00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,256 No, no, no, no. 429 00:16:12,386 --> 00:16:14,475 - Hey, is it working? - I think so. 430 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:15,912 Something is happening. 431 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,391 Of course, it might just be 432 00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,350 the evisceration process coming to a climax. 433 00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,660 - My Godness! - What happened? 434 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:26,966 They're back. 435 00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:29,926 Pete saved the day. So did you. 436 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,971 Good news. Turns out we just need to 437 00:16:32,102 --> 00:16:33,930 turn it off and then turn it back on. 438 00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:36,715 Huh. 439 00:16:36,846 --> 00:16:38,325 And then Pete jumped in the trap, 440 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:39,674 and I thought he might die, which would mean 441 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:40,980 I would get my own room, 442 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,503 but now how I'd want that to happen. 443 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,896 And then everyone was saved, 444 00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:46,203 and it was just a crazy day. 445 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,292 Yeah, it sounds amazing. 446 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:50,772 Yeah. I wish you could have been there. 447 00:16:50,903 --> 00:16:54,080 Yeah, me, too. 448 00:16:54,211 --> 00:16:56,039 - Maybe we did... - Look, Sass, I... 449 00:16:56,169 --> 00:16:59,433 Er, no. You-you go first. 450 00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:01,131 Okay. 451 00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:03,785 Maybe we didn't think this through. 452 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,048 I mean, I'm crazy about you. 453 00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:07,266 I'm crazy about you. 454 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:09,139 But you're never gonna be a part of all the fun stuff 455 00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,531 that happens in the house. 456 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,838 Yeah, and it's not really fair for me 457 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:14,187 to force you to hang out with me 458 00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:16,059 here in the driveway all the time. 459 00:17:17,778 --> 00:17:20,454 You know, if I'm being completely honest, 460 00:17:20,584 --> 00:17:22,064 I miss the road. 461 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:24,676 So what do we do? 462 00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:32,771 Thorfinn wants Pete to know that today 463 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,816 you earned my respect. 464 00:17:34,947 --> 00:17:36,253 From this day forward, 465 00:17:36,383 --> 00:17:39,299 you are no longer known as Puny Pete. 466 00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:42,868 You're now Puny Brave Pete. 467 00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:44,696 Thank you, Thor. 468 00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:46,654 And you inspired me, Pete. 469 00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,830 You faced your fears, and it showed me 470 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,397 that I should face mine, too. 471 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:52,530 You're gonna watch a TV show with clowns in it? 472 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:53,835 God, no. 473 00:17:53,966 --> 00:17:55,533 I'm gonna go on a date with Thor. 474 00:17:55,663 --> 00:17:58,014 Just Thor. 475 00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:01,626 Really? A one-on-one date? 476 00:18:01,756 --> 00:18:05,935 - You truly mean this? - I do. 477 00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:10,852 If things get weird, though, can we at least go 478 00:18:10,983 --> 00:18:12,593 hang out in a room that Jay is in or something? 479 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,595 Sure. Of course. Yes. 480 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,076 Samantha? Freddie's quitting again. 481 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:18,295 We just heard him call his mommy. 482 00:18:18,425 --> 00:18:20,732 Hey, guys, I have something I need to tell you. 483 00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,560 - You're quitting? - How'd you know? 484 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:23,822 Lucky guess. 485 00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,302 Are you sure about this, buddy? 486 00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:26,956 I know it's been a rough couple weeks, but... 487 00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:30,307 Rough? You guys fired me once, drove me to quit another time, 488 00:18:30,437 --> 00:18:32,526 then you bought my old car, which was weird. 489 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:35,703 Not to mention you caused my girlfriend to dump me. 490 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:36,834 Yeah, it does sound bad when you list it 491 00:18:36,922 --> 00:18:37,922 all at once like that. 492 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:39,533 And on top of all that, 493 00:18:39,664 --> 00:18:41,492 I don't want to work in a house that I think has ghosts. 494 00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:43,450 - Rude. - Freddie, 495 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,061 I know what we've had our growing pains 496 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,191 working together, but I really think 497 00:18:46,279 --> 00:18:47,498 the worst of it is behind us. 498 00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:48,673 If you stay, 499 00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:49,848 we promise it'll be different. 500 00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:52,938 Oh, hell no. 501 00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:56,724 I'm out of here. 502 00:18:58,030 --> 00:18:59,379 What the hell, Alberta? 503 00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:00,598 He almost killed three of us. 504 00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:02,774 That's fair. 505 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,759 Yo, wait, wait, hold on. I don't understand. 506 00:19:08,789 --> 00:19:10,389 So, now you want to sell the car back? 507 00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:13,089 Well, I believe New York State has 508 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,134 a cooldown period that this falls within. 509 00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:18,007 Bro, I'm not CarMax, okay? I'm a guy named Marco. 510 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:19,356 Look, I'll tell you what. 511 00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:21,358 I'll give you half of what you paid for it. 512 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,012 What's going on here? 513 00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,839 Sass and Jessica decided that they moved in together too quickly, 514 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:27,929 so Jay now has to sell the car back 515 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,496 from a position of weakness. 516 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,759 Fine. 517 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:35,328 But I'm keeping the Pungent Stench CD. 518 00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:36,982 So, life with Marco will be nice. 519 00:19:37,113 --> 00:19:38,984 He said his band's going on tour? 520 00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:42,553 Yeah, so I'm, you know, gonna get to see a lot of the country. 521 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,598 And he really likes KFC, 522 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:47,427 so I've got some good smells coming my way.Nice. 523 00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:50,169 I'm gonna miss you, Jessica. 524 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,042 I'm gonna miss you, too, Sasappis. 525 00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:55,653 You're really special. 526 00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:56,958 What?! 527 00:19:57,089 --> 00:19:59,483 - I said you're really special! - What?! 528 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:02,051 You're really special! 529 00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:05,837 - You smell good, too! - What?! 530 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,798 Oh, that's a tough turn of events. 531 00:20:10,929 --> 00:20:13,018 Indeed. 532 00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:14,846 We're here for you, Sass. 533 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,369 Thanks, guys. 534 00:20:19,372 --> 00:20:20,982 Okay, well, we were here for you, 535 00:20:21,113 --> 00:20:22,462 and now we're gonna go watch some Tv. 536 00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:23,985 But feel free to come find us, 537 00:20:24,116 --> 00:20:25,813 and we'll be there for you there. 538 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -