1 00:00:00,980 --> 00:00:02,390 [Archie] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:02,607 --> 00:00:04,313 Hi. Is Chic home? 3 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:06,312 [Betty] I can't eat, I can't sleep. 4 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,564 -I'm just obsessing over this Shady man. -[cell phone ringing] 5 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:11,522 His car was parked outside our house for two days. 6 00:00:11,741 --> 00:00:13,322 Jughead and I took care of it. 7 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,150 You have to let me stay here. 8 00:00:15,370 --> 00:00:17,736 I can't stay in the same house as Chic anymore. 9 00:00:17,956 --> 00:00:20,823 You want to turn the town that I love into a prison? 10 00:00:21,042 --> 00:00:24,626 -We are leaving now. Come on, Archie. -Dad, I'm gonna stay. 11 00:00:24,837 --> 00:00:27,499 I know you think a prison is a bad idea for Riverdale 12 00:00:27,715 --> 00:00:29,546 but Mr. and Mrs. Lodge really have thought this through. 13 00:00:29,759 --> 00:00:31,340 [Fred] I'm not gonna support Hiram and Hermione. 14 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,839 I'm gonna run for Mayor. Against the Lodges. 15 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:35,920 I wanna run for Student body President. 16 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:38,552 -I want you to be my Co-President. -0kay. 17 00:00:38,768 --> 00:00:40,929 -l'm not a quitter, Archie. -[Archie] Yeah, me neither. 18 00:00:41,145 --> 00:00:44,057 -Which is why I want to be your running mate. -l'd like nothing more. 19 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:46,765 First things first, Nana, then Cheryl. 20 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:49,563 Of course, our house must be put in order. 21 00:00:49,779 --> 00:00:52,236 [Penelope] You've gone mad, And you leave us no choice. 22 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,446 What do you mean, no choice? 23 00:00:54,659 --> 00:00:57,366 -[Toni] Mrs. Blossom, I'm looking for Cheryl. -She's gone. 24 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:00,491 Boarding school in Switzerland. Don't come here again. 25 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:06,956 [Jughead] Welcome to The Sisters of Quiet Mercy, Home for Troubled Youth 26 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:12,415 where a certain Cheryl Blossom finds herself more troubled than usual... 27 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:18,297 It's time, girlie. 28 00:01:19,684 --> 00:01:24,599 [Jughead] ...with nary a thing to look forward to except for movie nights, 29 00:01:24,897 --> 00:01:28,435 during which time, Cheryl would imagine what her friends might be doing. 30 00:01:28,651 --> 00:01:30,141 [projector beeps] 31 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,443 [exhales] 32 00:01:32,739 --> 00:01:35,196 [Criminologist] Seems innocent enough. But look closer... 33 00:01:35,742 --> 00:01:37,403 Hey, Frank, hey Dick, we're going to the diner 34 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:39,325 for some chocolate phosphates with the girls. 35 00:01:39,537 --> 00:01:42,529 -You coming? -We'l| catch up. 36 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:44,660 [Criminologist] My, my. 37 00:01:44,876 --> 00:01:48,039 What do these seemingly all-American boys have planned? 38 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:54,670 [Dick] Boy, Frank, that water sure looks great. Wanna take a dip? 39 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:57,719 [sighs] I wish I could, Dick, but I didn't bring my swimming trunks. 40 00:01:57,930 --> 00:02:00,637 [Criminologist] Here, the boys should have turned around and found another activity. 41 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,932 But instead, they succumbed... 42 00:02:03,394 --> 00:02:05,931 Then again, maybe, we don't need them. 43 00:02:06,147 --> 00:02:09,139 [Criminologist] And were ensnared by deviants. 44 00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:15,736 -[sniff|es] -[Jughead] As Cheryl Blossom withered, 45 00:02:15,948 --> 00:02:19,190 her friends were squaring off on the most public of stages. 46 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,992 -[whoos] -0kay, now just a quick reminder, 47 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:25,242 that this school hall is a PTA sponsored event. 48 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,449 Oh, looks like we have our first question. 49 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:30,877 Yeah, no offense to the, uh, current administration, 50 00:02:31,089 --> 00:02:33,796 but it doesn't feel like anyone's looking out for the students 51 00:02:34,008 --> 00:02:37,171 who are being bussed in from the Southside. Is that gonna change? 52 00:02:37,387 --> 00:02:39,673 Absolutely, Sweet Pea, that's our priority. 53 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:41,880 And no one should feel marginalized or excluded here. 54 00:02:42,141 --> 00:02:45,759 Jughead and I will be representing all students, North and Southside alike. 55 00:02:45,978 --> 00:02:47,309 Next question. 56 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:49,137 Yes, Midge? 57 00:02:49,774 --> 00:02:52,982 My question is for Archie and Veronica. 58 00:02:53,194 --> 00:02:57,688 Rumor has it that your parents will soon be on opposite sides of the Mayoral election, 59 00:02:57,907 --> 00:03:00,944 won't that negatively affect your working relationship? 60 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,071 Archie and I adhere to the old maxim that 61 00:03:03,287 --> 00:03:06,654 "politics are never discussed" at the dinner or the cafeteria table. 62 00:03:06,874 --> 00:03:10,162 -[crowd laughing] -Veronica and I are on the same page about everything, 63 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:12,494 including her family's plans for a prison on the Southside. 64 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:14,875 [booing, murmuring] 65 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:17,047 In the meantime, however, we're committed 66 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:21,674 to improving the quality of life at Riverdale High, which means more extracurriculars-- 67 00:03:21,889 --> 00:03:26,724 Reggie and I agree. Except, add the fact that we can and will deliver results. 68 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:29,097 And we're chill, unlike these guys. 69 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:32,312 [all laughing] 70 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:34,565 Shouldn't we be hobnobbing or something? 71 00:03:34,777 --> 00:03:39,146 No, we have to go before my mom attacks us. She's a heat-seeking missile. 72 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:41,447 [gasps] 73 00:03:41,993 --> 00:03:44,154 You can't keep dodging her forever. 74 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:47,203 Maybe not, but I can damn well try. Let's go. 75 00:03:47,415 --> 00:03:48,996 [Alice] FP, you should be ashamed of yourself. 76 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:52,951 Letting my sweet, innocent daughter live in sin in that soup can you call a trailer! 77 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:54,832 You think I'm a fan of this arrangement? 78 00:03:55,047 --> 00:03:57,789 You're talking to the guy who's sleeping on a pull-out sofa with his son 79 00:03:58,009 --> 00:04:00,375 so your daughter can have his bedroom. 80 00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:05,634 -You're doing that? -Look, Alice, take it from a guy 81 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:10,139 whose son choose being homeless over living with his old man. 82 00:04:11,355 --> 00:04:13,971 Make things right with her, before it's too late. 83 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,897 Mary, Fred, all of Riverdale is buzzing about 84 00:04:19,113 --> 00:04:21,229 your decision to run against my wife for Mayor. 85 00:04:21,449 --> 00:04:25,658 I've lived here my whole life, never went to New York, never went to prison. 86 00:04:26,329 --> 00:04:27,785 There's no one more qualified than me. 87 00:04:27,997 --> 00:04:30,864 You know, Hiram, we're still waiting for you to sign those papers 88 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:33,574 finalizing Fred's separation from Lodge Industries. 89 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,753 Huh. You mean like how we're still waiting for you 90 00:04:36,964 --> 00:04:38,454 to sign that NDA that we sent over? 91 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:41,256 Now, now, Mom and Dad, there's no need to become 92 00:04:41,469 --> 00:04:43,505 the Montagues and the Capulets just yet. 93 00:04:43,721 --> 00:04:46,337 Yeah, Veronica and I were saying, can't this be a fair fight? 94 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:50,971 With no hitting below the belt? And everyone signing whatever it is they need to sign? 95 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,559 Mr. and Mrs. Lodge, you have some unexpected guests. 96 00:05:02,281 --> 00:05:05,489 Lenny, Carl How are you, fellas? 97 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:07,942 We have some business we need to discuss, Hiram. 98 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:11,029 -In private. -Well, I'd invite you up to my study but it's late. 99 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:15,413 Please, Hiram. A few minutes of your time. Is that so much to ask for? 100 00:05:18,589 --> 00:05:20,295 No, not at all. 101 00:05:22,426 --> 00:05:24,291 Take Veronica and Hermione upstairs. 102 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,432 Just a friendly visit. 103 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:37,813 [Mary] [need to ask a favor, Archie. 104 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:41,313 Your father is announcing his run for Mayor on Friday. 105 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:45,397 And his campaign, as you know, is based on promoting 106 00:05:45,616 --> 00:05:49,780 a wholesome view of Riverdale, and the place where he'd raised his family. 107 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:56,207 Having us both there, standing with him, it's an important moment. 108 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:58,918 Then why isn't dad asking me himself? 109 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,500 He's a proud guy, your dad. 110 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:06,631 But I know it would mean the world to him, and to me, if you showed up for this. 111 00:06:09,348 --> 00:06:11,430 Mom, of course, I'll be there for Dad. 112 00:06:16,522 --> 00:06:19,730 Hey, Chic, are you hungry? Do you wanna order a pizza? 113 00:06:19,942 --> 00:06:21,682 [reporter on TV] Treasure hunting enthusiasts... 114 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:25,521 -Mom, you need to see what they found. -made a shocking discovery... 115 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:27,856 Authorities are searching for witnesses. 116 00:06:28,075 --> 00:06:29,861 Anyone who may have more information 117 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:33,035 is encouraged to contact police immediately. 118 00:06:33,247 --> 00:06:37,081 Whoa, easy, Alice. Hold on. Turn to channel eight right now! 119 00:06:40,004 --> 00:06:41,995 [reporter] It is not yet known how or when 120 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:45,923 the car first entered the swamp, but foul play has not been ruled out. 121 00:06:46,135 --> 00:06:48,217 They found it, FP. 122 00:06:48,429 --> 00:06:49,760 They found it. [shudders] 123 00:07:01,025 --> 00:07:02,856 [softly] We should've known better. 124 00:07:03,402 --> 00:07:05,063 I should've known better. [inhales] 125 00:07:06,405 --> 00:07:08,441 We should've driven that damn car further out of town! 126 00:07:08,658 --> 00:07:10,273 No, no. How could you have known that Junkyard Steve 127 00:07:10,493 --> 00:07:14,702 drags the swamp for people's castoffs? It was dumb luck. 128 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:16,620 It's Jones luck, you mean. 129 00:07:16,832 --> 00:07:19,118 Shouldn't Chic be here, considering he's the one that brained the guy? 130 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,826 -Don't worry about Chic. -[Betty] Normally, I would disagree. 131 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,038 Definitely worry about Chic but he doesn't know anything about the car. 132 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:26,997 When we got to the Swamp, we wiped the thing clean of fingerprints 133 00:07:27,218 --> 00:07:29,800 -before we pushed it in. -Wearing gloves? 134 00:07:30,304 --> 00:07:31,510 -I think so. -l'm pretty sure. 135 00:07:31,722 --> 00:07:33,804 -What do you mean you "think so"? -No, no. We were. 136 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:36,883 -We 100% were. -[be|l dinging] 137 00:07:43,526 --> 00:07:46,939 If anybody comes around asking questions, we don't know anything. 138 00:07:47,154 --> 00:07:49,896 We don't talk to anyone. We act like everything's normal. 139 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:53,233 Including, Betty, you coming home so you're not nesting with a bunch of Serpents. 140 00:07:53,452 --> 00:07:56,159 No, you are not gonna use this to manipulate me, Mom. 141 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,033 You know the deal. I come home when Chic leaves. 142 00:07:58,249 --> 00:08:00,285 -Okay-- -Everybody, be cool. 143 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:04,961 In the unlikely event that something happens, we batten down the hatches. 144 00:08:05,172 --> 00:08:09,666 Until then, life goes on, and nobody goes anywhere near that car. 145 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,926 [Hiram] About last night, Archie, 146 00:08:12,138 --> 00:08:16,347 my associates, Lenny Kowalski and Carl Martin. 147 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:20,347 My wife's mayoral campaign is making them anxious. 148 00:08:20,563 --> 00:08:22,929 I thought Mrs. Lodge being Mayor would be a good thing for everybody. 149 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,811 Men like Lenny and Carl see it as an act of hubris 150 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:30,612 that could bring us and our business unwanted attention from the authorities. 151 00:08:30,823 --> 00:08:33,314 I'm having dinner with them tonight in the hopes of smoothing it over. 152 00:08:33,534 --> 00:08:36,401 But in the meantime, I need you to keep a close eye on Veronica. 153 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:38,451 -Do you understand? -Of course, I will. 154 00:08:38,664 --> 00:08:42,282 But in addition to that, what if I came with you tonight, Mr. Lodge? 155 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:43,957 They know me from the Poker Game. 156 00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:46,206 Andre and Adams will be there, but... 157 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,664 You do always find a way to make yourself useful, Archie. 158 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:53,672 And I've tried to get some of my old crew down from Montreal, but they've gone silent on me. 159 00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:56,007 [sighs] 160 00:08:57,683 --> 00:09:00,425 All right, you're in. 161 00:09:02,897 --> 00:09:04,228 [Sweet Pea] You promised us a war. 162 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,056 Then you're on stage looking like Buddy Holly, sucking up to the Northside? 163 00:09:07,276 --> 00:09:10,860 We need their votes, Sweet Pea. It's the only way that we can affect any change. 164 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:13,404 Whoever's elected gets a seat on the School Board. 165 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:16,528 That means we're on the inside, that means that they can't silence us. 166 00:09:16,744 --> 00:09:19,076 You and the Northside princess, you mean? 167 00:09:19,288 --> 00:09:21,495 Wait, is that why you guys are pissed? 168 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,324 -Betty's on our side! -Yeah. 169 00:09:24,543 --> 00:09:27,751 I've helped the Serpents on numerous occasions. 170 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:30,500 I helped find the Pickens statue's head, 171 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:35,836 I got Cheryl to testify in court so FP, your king, could get early parole. 172 00:09:36,055 --> 00:09:38,512 You did all that for your boyfriend, not the Serpents. 173 00:09:38,724 --> 00:09:40,635 All right, take it down, Sweet Pea-- 174 00:09:40,851 --> 00:09:44,844 What, it's only a matter of time before she bails on us, just like her mother. 175 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:47,476 Okay, so your objections aren't even about me, they're about my mom-- 176 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:50,683 Her legacy, yeah. She's an enemy of the Serpent State 177 00:09:50,903 --> 00:09:52,484 taking shots at us in the Register for years, 178 00:09:52,696 --> 00:09:54,402 blaming us for crimes we didn't commit. 179 00:09:54,615 --> 00:09:57,527 Running with a turncoat's daughter is a slap in the face. 180 00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:01,110 And for that reason alone, you're not getting the Serpent vote. 181 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:10,168 [Reggie] Let's settle this once and for all. 182 00:10:10,381 --> 00:10:12,042 We're both Bulldogs 183 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:14,249 who, like wolves, support the alpha. 184 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:19,007 Right now, we risk splitting our boys' votes, which I told Josie I could deliver. 185 00:10:19,223 --> 00:10:24,217 Hence this contest. Mantle vs. Andrews. 186 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:26,810 Winner gets Bulldogs' backing. 187 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:31,307 [all cheering] 188 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:34,314 Give up! You're gonna lose, Andrews. 189 00:10:34,905 --> 00:10:36,736 Same as your dad... 190 00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:41,860 -[loud cheering] -[panting] 191 00:10:42,079 --> 00:10:45,867 Talk about my dad like that again, and next time, I break your arm. 192 00:10:49,795 --> 00:10:51,706 [Veronica] What do you mean, Cheryl's missing? 193 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:54,083 Do you remember how paranoid Cheryl was at her slumber party? 194 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,757 -Saying that her mom and uncle were out to get her? -[Veronica] Mmm-hmm. 195 00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:59,756 -We|l, I think they did something to her! -What kind of something? 196 00:10:59,972 --> 00:11:03,760 Her mom said they sent her off to some all-girls boarding school in Switzerland. 197 00:11:03,976 --> 00:11:06,934 Well, that's easy enough to check, there's only one, Surval Montreux. 198 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:09,011 Please. If Cheryl was in the Swiss Alps, 199 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:11,142 she'd be posting parka selfies every hour, 200 00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:13,690 but her social media's been dead for days. 201 00:11:13,903 --> 00:11:16,770 Wait, that's a sure sign of foul play. 202 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:19,856 -Yeah. -Whatever you need, Toni, I'm in. 203 00:11:20,075 --> 00:11:23,567 Me, too. Even if we have to storm Thistlehouse. 204 00:11:24,538 --> 00:11:29,282 I believe I've deduced what's caused this imbalance in you, Cheryl. 205 00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:32,456 And what would that be, Sister Livingston? 206 00:11:32,671 --> 00:11:36,255 I've spoken to your mother about your brother Jason. 207 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,958 And how close you were. 208 00:11:39,511 --> 00:11:44,631 So close, in fact, that your Nana would sometimes mix you up, isn't that right? 209 00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:49,973 She would dress you in Jason's clothes and he in yours? 210 00:11:50,397 --> 00:11:52,683 Nana's always been half-blind, Sister. 211 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,890 Cataracts. 212 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,692 But if there's anything that's affected my psyche, 213 00:11:57,905 --> 00:12:01,113 it's the fire hose of abuse directed at me by my mother and my father. 214 00:12:01,325 --> 00:12:04,943 You've suffered many traumas, it's true. 215 00:12:05,162 --> 00:12:08,825 But that does not excuse your willful behavior. 216 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:12,158 Now, you will report to the undercroft immediately, 217 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:17,122 where you will undergo physical therapy until you're ready to listen. 218 00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,757 [instrumental music playing] 219 00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:31,184 I'm not gonna mince words, Hiram. 220 00:12:32,064 --> 00:12:36,603 Your wife's campaign is risky, putting the families in the public eye. 221 00:12:36,902 --> 00:12:39,735 [Lenny] But we understand that ours is a risk-reward business. 222 00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:43,030 And your idea for a private prison is intriguing. 223 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:47,485 So the reward we want for our risk is a cut of the Riverdale pie. 224 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:49,328 How's 25% sound? 225 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,077 After your cut, I'd be operating at a loss. 226 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,376 So, Lenny, Carl, 227 00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:59,205 respectfully, I decline your kind offer. 228 00:13:03,512 --> 00:13:06,925 With all due respect, Hiram, you're all alone here. 229 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:10,008 Your boys from Montreal, from New York, they work for us now. 230 00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,343 And who've you got out here in the boonies, hmm? 231 00:13:12,771 --> 00:13:16,013 A couple of low-level capes and some zit-faced high school kid. 232 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,531 Mr. Kowalski. Mr. Martin. 233 00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:30,202 Respectfully. Don't underestimate Mr. Lodge or me. 234 00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:34,123 -Archie. -| rearranged Nick St. Clair's pretty-boy face for him. 235 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,953 I took care of Poppa Poutine after he conspired with you, Lenny. 236 00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:40,838 And when some hillbilly threatened Mr. Lodge's daughter 237 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,382 at his safe house, I did the same thing to him, too. 238 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:46,882 So don't think for a second that we're defenseless. 239 00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,102 [both laughing] 240 00:13:56,315 --> 00:13:58,306 You nearly had us there, Red. 241 00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:02,564 -Hiram, consider our offer. -[soft|y] Yeah. 242 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,987 In the meantime, we'll be sticking around Riverdale, 243 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:08,612 taking in some of the local flavors. Sound good? 244 00:14:08,827 --> 00:14:10,363 [softly] Yeah. 245 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,415 You were a mad dog in there, Archie. You do realize that, don't you? 246 00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:20,085 I wasn't gonna let them disrespect you, sir. Not in our town. 247 00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:22,253 Nevertheless, you fire a warning shot like that, 248 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:25,424 you gotta be ready to back it up, do you understand? 249 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,128 Good. 250 00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:31,755 You're a good boy, Archie. 251 00:14:40,317 --> 00:14:42,808 [Betty] What do Sweet Pea and Fangs want from me, anyway? 252 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:46,691 What will it take for them to accept me? Do I need to wear plaid? 253 00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:50,024 Do I need to get a leather jacket? Or a snake tattoo? 254 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:53,611 To be fair, your mother is Serpent Enemy No. 1. 255 00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:56,413 And meanwhile, the Shady Man's car is out there somewhere 256 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,206 and we have no idea what's going on with it. 257 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,660 Yeah, I've been thinking about that, actually. 258 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,835 I know that our parents told us to act "normal," 259 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,083 and let sleeping dogs lie, 260 00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:08,963 but riddle me this... What is our "normal"? 261 00:15:10,347 --> 00:15:13,180 [sighs] Normal is... 262 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:18,264 ...investigating something when the entire world tells us we shouldn't. 263 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,846 Pumping our sources for information... 264 00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:22,931 [clicks tongue] 265 00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:25,313 [Kevin] Why do you guys even care about this car? 266 00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:28,692 We don't, we care about the environment. 267 00:15:28,907 --> 00:15:31,865 And we're writing an article about how people 268 00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:33,863 use Swedlow Swamp as a dumping ground. 269 00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:35,990 The car's just part of a larger story. 270 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,538 Well, according to my dad, it was claimed by its owner this morning. 271 00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:41,954 The owner... 272 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,501 -...who's in Riverdale? -Yeah. 273 00:15:47,342 --> 00:15:50,049 Now they're trying to figure out who stole it in the first place. 274 00:15:56,643 --> 00:16:00,135 Has shacking up together driven you both completely insane? 275 00:16:00,355 --> 00:16:02,391 Talking to the Sheriff's son about that car? 276 00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:04,439 You didn't think that that was going to raise any red flags? 277 00:16:04,651 --> 00:16:05,936 No. Kevin didn't suspect anything. 278 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,438 And at least, we know what's going on now. 279 00:16:07,654 --> 00:16:11,397 Yeah. Which is that Chic's drug-dealer stole someone's car 280 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,232 before he made his run to our house. 281 00:16:13,452 --> 00:16:16,159 Dwayne didn't have wheels. He was always borrowing his girlfriend's car. 282 00:16:16,371 --> 00:16:18,612 Someone called the Shady Man's phone while I had it. 283 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:19,992 And she sounded like a crazy person, 284 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:23,451 but not like there was a lot of love lost between her and Dwayne. 285 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,035 That could be Darla, yeah. 286 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:27,621 Is this Darla somebody that we need to be worried about? 287 00:16:27,841 --> 00:16:29,331 Uh, I don't really know her. 288 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:30,461 Shocker! Gee, Chic, 289 00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:32,713 -have you ever actually been helpful in any way to anyone? -[scoffs] 290 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:35,637 -Enough, Elizabeth! -[FP] Right. Whoa, let's stick to the plan. 291 00:16:35,849 --> 00:16:36,838 This has nothing to do with us. 292 00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:40,347 Dwayne stole Darla's car, Darla got it back. Let's hope it ends there. 293 00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:44,521 And pack your things, Betty, because this honeymoon is over. O-ver. 294 00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,940 You two playing house and running around town 295 00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:49,438 like loose cannons is beyond the pale. 296 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,441 We don't want Hal finding out about this. 297 00:16:51,657 --> 00:16:53,363 The last thing we need is for him to stick his nose in it. 298 00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:54,906 I'll move out. 299 00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:58,986 I'll get a place, Betty. It's your house, not mine. 300 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,241 Fine. 301 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,410 I'll come back after Chic's gone. 302 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:05,459 Oh, I'm done with your ultimatums, young lady. You're coming home now! 303 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:07,536 And if you don't back me up on this, FP, 304 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:10,793 I will tear this trailer apart with my bare hands. 305 00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:16,428 [scoffs] 306 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,846 Fine. 307 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:29,145 -|'ll go get my stuff. -I'|I help you pack. 308 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,533 [Cheryl grunting, panting] 309 00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,949 [keys jingling] 310 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,874 But, foolish girl, what have you done? 311 00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:51,205 You've stacked the bags in the North-east corner, 312 00:17:51,425 --> 00:17:54,212 when I specifically told you the North-west. 313 00:17:54,428 --> 00:17:56,419 [panting] What? No, no, you said... 314 00:17:56,638 --> 00:18:00,881 Start over. And next time, listen, child. 315 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:04,844 You'll never get better if you don't listen to me. 316 00:18:08,108 --> 00:18:10,099 [Penelope] Now that you've barged your way in, 317 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,810 go ahead, girls, ask your questions. 318 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:16,272 You said Cheryl was away at some boarding school? 319 00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:21,448 Honestly. I'm not in the habit of explaining myself to school girls. 320 00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:25,451 Maybe not, but Mrs. Blossom, you may have heard that my mother is... 321 00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,997 ...dating Sheriff Keller. 322 00:18:29,212 --> 00:18:31,828 If you won't tell us the truth, then maybe you'll tell him. 323 00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:33,664 All right, then. 324 00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:37,092 The truth is that Cheryl 325 00:18:37,304 --> 00:18:40,762 started exhibiting strange, deviant behavior, 326 00:18:40,974 --> 00:18:43,556 so I've sent her abroad to a private wellness institute 327 00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:45,680 where they're trying to help her. 328 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:47,932 You don't have to believe me... 329 00:18:48,148 --> 00:18:49,729 But here, let me show you something... 330 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,650 -Oh my God! -She's drawn dozens like it. 331 00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:03,326 -I don't understand. -No. 332 00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,119 But Josie does, don't you? 333 00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:07,414 Cheryl was obsessed with you. 334 00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,493 To the point where I was afraid she might hurt you, 335 00:19:10,712 --> 00:19:12,873 or herself, or both. 336 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:16,378 So if you'd like me to tell that to your mother and her boyfriend, 337 00:19:16,593 --> 00:19:19,960 and show them and the town, 338 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,387 Cheryl's drawings of you, I'd be happy to. 339 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:26,638 But hopefully, you girls have the decency to keep this matter private. 340 00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:34,608 [Veronica] Josie, wait! Slow down! We need to regroup! 341 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,232 If what Mrs. Blossom said is even a tiny bit true, 342 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,859 that means that Cheryl threatened me. 343 00:19:40,075 --> 00:19:42,361 Sent me a bloody pig's heart. 344 00:19:42,577 --> 00:19:44,738 I'm out, you guys. I'm done! 345 00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:56,796 Sulk all you want, Betty. 346 00:19:57,801 --> 00:19:59,086 I'm not. 347 00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:02,385 I was actually gonna see if you would sign something for me. 348 00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:05,054 -A consent form. -[inhales] 349 00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:07,678 What, are you trying to get emancipated now? 350 00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:09,509 Just because I made you move back home? 351 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,846 It's so I could get a tattoo. 352 00:20:12,065 --> 00:20:13,396 A Serpent tattoo. 353 00:20:15,777 --> 00:20:18,189 You have lousy timing, kiddo. 354 00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:20,646 Act normal, right? 355 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:22,773 Life goes on, doesn't it? 356 00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:26,531 You are not getting a tattoo just to prove something to your boyfriend. 357 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,454 -Absolutely not! -I'm practically a member of the Serpents. 358 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,531 -Do not say that! -We|l, do not think 359 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,913 that I won't find a tattoo parlor that will do it. 360 00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,453 [panting] 361 00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,413 Mom! Betty! 362 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,507 I was trying to help. 363 00:20:42,304 --> 00:20:44,215 [Darla scoffs] You must be Alice. 364 00:20:44,431 --> 00:20:47,264 And you must be Betty. 365 00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:49,216 Hi. I'm Darla. 366 00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:55,021 [Jughead] Okay, well, 367 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,939 what about something like, uh... 368 00:20:57,486 --> 00:21:01,604 "I'm all about investing in all the citizens of Riverdale, notjust profiting from them." 369 00:21:01,823 --> 00:21:04,656 [Fred] [like that, Jug. I mean, that's great, it's simple... 370 00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:06,278 -Dad. -Hey. 371 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:08,156 Jug, what's going on? 372 00:21:08,371 --> 00:21:10,453 Oh, Jug's helping me out here with the, uh... 373 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:12,656 It's what your mom's calls my "announcement address." 374 00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:16,994 I'm not much for speechifying, but Jug is the greatest writer I know. 375 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:20,126 Uh, then you need to meet more writers, Mr. Andrews. 376 00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:22,003 [inhales] 377 00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:24,130 Oh, by the way, son, your mom told me 378 00:21:24,346 --> 00:21:26,302 you'll be stopping by at the announcement, right? 379 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:27,595 I appreciate that. 380 00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:35,725 Honestly, I'm not surprised that deadbeat Dwayne borrowed my car without asking. 381 00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:38,808 [scoffs] He does it all the time. 382 00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:45,356 What did surprise me was the car turning up in a swamp in Riverdale. 383 00:21:45,575 --> 00:21:49,443 [scoffs] And then, just as I was getting ready to head back to Centerville, 384 00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,698 Chic called me. 385 00:21:52,499 --> 00:21:54,114 Why would you do that? 386 00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:56,495 [Darla] He thought he could sniff out how much I knew. 387 00:21:56,711 --> 00:21:58,747 Isn't that right, Chic-a-dee? [scoffs] 388 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:01,796 But there's no playing a player, I saw right through him. 389 00:22:03,009 --> 00:22:04,499 [Darla scoffs] 390 00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:08,929 It's okay, Dwayne was a heel. 391 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,131 I wouldn't be surprised if he stole my car 392 00:22:11,351 --> 00:22:15,185 to pick up some floozy only to get himself killed. 393 00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,442 Like I told Chic... 394 00:22:24,739 --> 00:22:27,822 I don't particularly care what happened to Dwayne. 395 00:22:28,285 --> 00:22:31,777 I don't see any reason to ask any questions about him, 396 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:35,034 especially not if I get the ten grand he owes me. 397 00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:41,541 I get that, I'm a happy camper who'll be out of your lives forever and ever. Amen. 398 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:45,545 If not... Well, then... 399 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:51,885 I might just have to have a long talk with that handsome Sheriff of yours. 400 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:55,092 -We have nothing to do with-- -We don't have that kind of money on hand. 401 00:22:55,312 --> 00:22:58,395 But if we get the money for you, we're done here, right? 402 00:22:59,024 --> 00:23:01,231 You'll leave, no questions asked? 403 00:23:01,443 --> 00:23:03,809 Zip my mouth and throw away the key. 404 00:23:06,156 --> 00:23:08,863 -Okay. We'll go to the bank and make a withdrawal. -[Darla] Nah, uh-uh. 405 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:10,656 One of you goes. 406 00:23:11,786 --> 00:23:13,993 Betty, then. Betty will go. 407 00:23:15,081 --> 00:23:18,118 Morn, the bank's not open until 9:00 tomorrow morning. 408 00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:21,542 I don't mind waiting. Got any board games? 409 00:23:22,297 --> 00:23:23,958 [Archie] It's seriously messed-up, Ronnie. 410 00:23:24,174 --> 00:23:27,462 It's like me and my dad don't even know how to talk to each other anymore. 411 00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:30,259 You'll work it out. You always do. 412 00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:35,386 And God and Gucci willing, Cheryl's safe, wherever she is. 413 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,223 [grunting] 414 00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:44,649 Andre? 415 00:23:48,281 --> 00:23:49,316 [weapon clatters] 416 00:23:49,532 --> 00:23:51,488 -Hey! -Archie, don't! 417 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,320 [Andre whimpering] 418 00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:58,450 It's all right. It's okay. 419 00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:03,501 [both grunting] 420 00:24:04,631 --> 00:24:06,747 [groaning] 421 00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:10,125 Adams? 422 00:24:10,345 --> 00:24:11,710 You double-crossing piece of-- 423 00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:14,592 [groaning and grunting] 424 00:24:17,477 --> 00:24:19,889 Tell your girlfriend's father to take the deal. 425 00:24:20,313 --> 00:24:22,099 [panting] 426 00:24:31,574 --> 00:24:33,030 So, Adams has been turned... 427 00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,700 God knows how long he's been working against us. 428 00:24:35,912 --> 00:24:38,073 Kowalski and Martin must have offered him a tidy sum. 429 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:41,998 Or he sensed that we're weak, vulnerable, and he chose to align with our enemies. 430 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,997 -Either way, he's made a grave mistake. -Yeah. 431 00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:48,375 The message from Lenny and Carl is clear. 432 00:24:48,591 --> 00:24:50,502 Either cut us in or suffer the consequences. 433 00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:53,836 And with Adams a turncoat and Andre in the hospital, 434 00:24:54,055 --> 00:24:55,670 we are, essentially, unprotected. 435 00:24:56,558 --> 00:24:59,766 I'll keep watch in the lobby. I did it for my dad, I'll do it for you guys. 436 00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:01,639 That's a selfless offer, Archie. 437 00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:04,187 But, alas, a short-term solution to a long-term problem. 438 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:06,890 -So what do we do? -We circle the wagons. 439 00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:09,943 Hermione, any of the campaigning you need to do, you do from here. 440 00:25:10,155 --> 00:25:13,022 Veronica, if you're not at school, you're here. I don't want you out and about. 441 00:25:13,241 --> 00:25:15,653 -Archie, you escort her to and fro. -Absolute|y. 442 00:25:15,869 --> 00:25:17,985 And long-term? What's the plan? 443 00:25:18,204 --> 00:25:21,287 Long-term... Long-term... 444 00:25:23,001 --> 00:25:24,457 I have no idea. 445 00:25:32,343 --> 00:25:34,880 It's our joint-account, so you shouldn't have any trouble. 446 00:25:35,096 --> 00:25:35,960 Okay. 447 00:25:38,558 --> 00:25:42,927 Hey! Straight to the bank and right back, blondie. 448 00:25:53,990 --> 00:25:57,323 Now, Roseanne, you behave yourself while I'm out. 449 00:25:57,535 --> 00:25:59,696 You've been fed, you've been to the water closet, 450 00:25:59,913 --> 00:26:01,699 you should be set till I come back. 451 00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:04,531 If you have to go, hold it. 452 00:26:04,751 --> 00:26:06,787 You can spend the day watching your programs. 453 00:26:07,003 --> 00:26:08,959 [TV turns on] 454 00:26:09,172 --> 00:26:13,131 [indistinct chatter on TV] 455 00:26:15,178 --> 00:26:16,213 [door slams] 456 00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,056 [gasps] 457 00:26:31,361 --> 00:26:33,852 [inhales and exhales sharply] 458 00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:36,984 [whimpers] 459 00:26:38,409 --> 00:26:41,071 [panting] 460 00:26:41,955 --> 00:26:46,449 [grunting] 461 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:53,213 [panting heavily] 462 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,752 [whimpers] 463 00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:02,089 On the 14th of July in 1789, 464 00:27:02,308 --> 00:27:05,766 a state prison on the east side of Paris, known as the Bastille-- 465 00:27:05,979 --> 00:27:09,563 -[intercom buzzes] -[Doris] Antoinette Topaz to the Principal '5 office. 466 00:27:09,774 --> 00:27:13,437 Antoinette Topaz, please report to the Principal's office. 467 00:27:14,362 --> 00:27:16,978 [chattering softly] 468 00:27:24,956 --> 00:27:27,322 Call for you. She said it was urgent. 469 00:27:30,753 --> 00:27:33,790 -HeHo? -She's not far away. 470 00:27:34,007 --> 00:27:36,339 Who-- Who is this? 471 00:27:36,551 --> 00:27:39,964 Cheryl! She's nearby. 472 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,638 Nana Rose? Nana Rose, where is she? 473 00:27:43,850 --> 00:27:47,308 -With the Sisters of... -[line disconnects] 474 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,636 [gasps] 475 00:27:49,856 --> 00:27:52,313 -Hel|o? Nana Rose! -[dial tone] 476 00:27:52,525 --> 00:27:54,106 [clicking] 477 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:59,984 [indistinct TV chatter continues] 478 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,111 Now, whatever do you think you're doing, Mother? 479 00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:05,743 [cell phone ringing] 480 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,411 Hey, Mom. I'm just about to head out. 481 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:13,869 [Alice] No, Elizabeth. There's another one in the house now. 482 00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:16,580 What? What are you talking about? 483 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:19,916 The guy that attacked Chic at the hostel, that manager? 484 00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:21,876 Oh, my God! Should I call someone? 485 00:28:22,096 --> 00:28:23,302 I don't know. [pants] 486 00:28:23,514 --> 00:28:27,223 Just, Elizabeth, whatever you do, do not come home. 487 00:28:27,435 --> 00:28:29,300 -[shuddering] -[Chic] Mom! 488 00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:34,309 [beeping] 489 00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:39,527 [Veronica] Wait, so that was Nana Rose Blossom who paged you? 490 00:28:39,739 --> 00:28:40,694 [Toni] Yeah, it was. 491 00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:44,240 Although, we got disconnected before she could say too much beyond the fact that 492 00:28:44,452 --> 00:28:47,910 Cheryl was nearby and that she was with the Sisters. 493 00:28:48,122 --> 00:28:51,159 -The Sisters? What Sisters? -I don't know. 494 00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:55,039 Maybe there's a re-education camp called the Sisters. 495 00:28:56,256 --> 00:29:01,091 Well, there's a Sisters of Quiet Mercy, but that's more like an orphanage. 496 00:29:01,302 --> 00:29:03,463 I don't think they do gay conversion there. 497 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,545 Well, who would know for sure? 498 00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:07,301 Oh, my God, of course! 499 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:10,099 [Kevin] Yes, it absolutely could be The Sisters of Quiet Mercy. 500 00:29:10,311 --> 00:29:13,895 It's one of the few places in the country that still does conversion therapy. 501 00:29:14,107 --> 00:29:15,597 Off the books, of course. 502 00:29:15,817 --> 00:29:17,978 What the hell decade is this? 503 00:29:18,194 --> 00:29:21,561 During Prohibition, the Sisters ran a distillery in the basement. 504 00:29:21,781 --> 00:29:23,646 They used to smuggle booze out to Sweetwater River 505 00:29:23,866 --> 00:29:25,948 via a tunnel that still exists today. 506 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,401 Wait, a tunnel we could use to get to Cheryl? 507 00:29:28,621 --> 00:29:31,863 Potentially. Gay boys in the program use it to sneak out, 508 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,995 to hook-up with perfectly nice young men like myself in Fox Forest. 509 00:29:35,211 --> 00:29:39,079 Wait, Kevin, can you lead us to this secret gay hook-up tunnel? 510 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,584 I can probably find it. 511 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,631 [inhales] But we should go at night. 512 00:29:46,097 --> 00:29:47,712 Why did you come back, Betty? 513 00:29:47,932 --> 00:29:50,890 You know, it took more than a week to get that pepper spray out of my eyes. 514 00:29:51,102 --> 00:29:53,718 Well, next time maybe, don't attack my brother with a box-cutter. 515 00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:57,430 It's all here. Nice work. 516 00:29:57,650 --> 00:29:59,936 Okay, well you have your money. Now, go! 517 00:30:00,153 --> 00:30:01,939 What're you talking about? I just got here. 518 00:30:02,155 --> 00:30:05,613 Yeah. And Riverdale's so much nicer than Centerville. 519 00:30:05,825 --> 00:30:10,114 And this house, I could get used to this house. 520 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,366 -You said if we gave you the money, you'll leave. -Chic! 521 00:30:12,582 --> 00:30:15,244 Or what? You think you three can take us? 522 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,791 Try it. 523 00:30:17,003 --> 00:30:18,618 [Marcel] Sit your ass down, Chic. 524 00:30:18,838 --> 00:30:21,921 -[blade clicking] -Or I'll cut out your sister's eyes. 525 00:30:29,223 --> 00:30:31,009 [blades clicking] 526 00:30:31,225 --> 00:30:33,637 You think you two can take all of us? 527 00:30:33,853 --> 00:30:35,639 -[scoffs] -Try it. 528 00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:37,937 You brought back-up? 529 00:30:38,149 --> 00:30:41,812 Does that mean you want me to go to the Sheriff's, start making a stink? 530 00:30:42,028 --> 00:30:44,314 Well, that's your call but my back-up and me, 531 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:49,320 we're friends with the Sheriff's son, so whose side do you think he'll pick? 532 00:30:49,535 --> 00:30:52,993 The Coopers are one of the most respected families in Riverdale. 533 00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:55,197 You two are just a couple of Centerville scumbags. 534 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:57,782 Anything that was in your car, the swamp washed away, 535 00:30:58,002 --> 00:31:01,711 else we'd have heard about it by now, so why don't you just grab the money and run. 536 00:31:15,353 --> 00:31:18,186 [panting heavily] 537 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,810 [Jughead exhales] 538 00:31:35,081 --> 00:31:36,992 Sorry about your door, Mrs. Cooper. 539 00:31:39,961 --> 00:31:41,576 Thank you, Jughead. 540 00:31:42,171 --> 00:31:43,832 Thank your friends for me. 541 00:31:44,048 --> 00:31:46,255 We're Serpents. It's what we do. 542 00:31:49,053 --> 00:31:51,920 Betty, you've been telling me something that I didn't want to hear. 543 00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:54,179 And I'm sorry. 544 00:31:55,977 --> 00:31:57,183 But Chic... 545 00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:01,520 You've put us in danger twice now. 546 00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:03,689 So I think that... 547 00:32:04,902 --> 00:32:07,188 You should do what you said and leave this house. 548 00:32:09,031 --> 00:32:12,114 I will. I'll find a place. 549 00:32:14,078 --> 00:32:15,784 Do it quickly. 550 00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,953 Because you're not gonna spend another night here. 551 00:32:24,797 --> 00:32:28,665 I appreciate you escorting me home but I'm in for the rest of the night 552 00:32:28,885 --> 00:32:32,503 -so you, Archiekins, are officially off-duty. -[chuckles softly] 553 00:32:32,722 --> 00:32:34,838 Hey Archie, do you have a minute? 554 00:32:36,058 --> 00:32:38,174 Yeah, of course, Mr. Lodge. 555 00:32:38,644 --> 00:32:39,884 I'll see you tomorrow. 556 00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:50,569 [Hiram] I've made my decision, Archie. 557 00:32:50,823 --> 00:32:54,532 If I don't let Kowalski and Martin invest in the prison, they'll destroy it 558 00:32:54,744 --> 00:32:56,359 and everything I'm trying to build here. 559 00:32:56,579 --> 00:32:59,195 These men don't share my ambition to go legitimate. 560 00:32:59,415 --> 00:33:01,781 By "invest," you mean you'll pay them a cut for "protection"? 561 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:04,743 And I won't risk a war nor my family's safety. 562 00:33:04,962 --> 00:33:06,918 Not at this moment, not when we're defenseless. 563 00:33:07,131 --> 00:33:10,294 [cell phone vibrating] 564 00:33:12,803 --> 00:33:14,168 Mr. Lodge? 565 00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:18,013 You haven't told them you're agreeing yet, have you? 566 00:33:18,226 --> 00:33:20,012 Well, I am meeting them for dinner tonight. 567 00:33:21,729 --> 00:33:24,391 Why? What are you thinking? 568 00:33:29,612 --> 00:33:31,648 I think maybe we should just start. 569 00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:34,689 Yeah, maybe you're right. 570 00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:38,443 I'm sorry, Fred. 571 00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:42,872 It's okay. You know, he's busy. I get it. 572 00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,249 I'm glad you're here though. 573 00:33:50,758 --> 00:33:51,918 [clears throat] 574 00:33:53,469 --> 00:33:55,334 [inhales] 575 00:33:56,305 --> 00:33:58,887 Good afternoon. My name is Fred Andrews. 576 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:03,809 And I stand before you today, a humble resident of this town 577 00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:07,559 -to announce my candidacy for Mayor. -[app|auding, cheering] 578 00:34:07,775 --> 00:34:09,140 [Reggie] We're on opposite sides, Andrews. 579 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,600 Why should I help you? 580 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,562 At school, we're on opposite sides, yes. 581 00:34:13,781 --> 00:34:16,693 But bigger pictures, Reggie, where do you stand? With the Lodges or against them? 582 00:34:16,909 --> 00:34:19,992 I'm against the Southside. My dad's for the prison so am I. 583 00:34:20,204 --> 00:34:22,035 Me too. I think it's the future. 584 00:34:22,248 --> 00:34:24,455 But somebody from the outside is threatening that. 585 00:34:24,667 --> 00:34:28,285 And we need to show them that that is not how things go in Riverdale. 586 00:34:28,504 --> 00:34:31,462 Stand with me tonight and the Bulldogs' votes are yours. 587 00:34:33,009 --> 00:34:35,295 [uptempo music playing] 588 00:34:43,477 --> 00:34:46,310 Sorry, I had to wait for my parents to do bed-check. 589 00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:54,519 [grunts] 590 00:34:54,739 --> 00:34:56,275 [panting] 591 00:34:56,490 --> 00:34:57,775 [Sister Woodhouse] Movie night. 592 00:34:58,659 --> 00:35:00,399 Clean yourself up. 593 00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:03,785 [sighs] 594 00:35:16,135 --> 00:35:16,965 [Kevin] According to my Intel, 595 00:35:17,178 --> 00:35:19,965 the tunnel that leads from the main residence comes out here. 596 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:22,513 Okay. That's our way in, then. 597 00:35:22,725 --> 00:35:24,386 All right, Kevin, you stay here. 598 00:35:24,602 --> 00:35:26,388 If we're not back in 15 minutes, call your dad. 599 00:35:26,604 --> 00:35:27,593 [Toni] Okay. 600 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:49,908 [sobs] 601 00:35:56,759 --> 00:35:59,876 Okay. And when we get to the main building, what happens then? 602 00:36:00,096 --> 00:36:02,883 We search each and every damn room until we find her. 603 00:36:03,099 --> 00:36:05,215 [breathing heavily] Let's go. 604 00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:18,065 Okay, let's split up. We'll cover twice the ground. 605 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,111 -Okay. But be careful. -Okay. 606 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,698 [projector whirring] 607 00:36:23,911 --> 00:36:25,242 [Toni] Cheryl! 608 00:36:27,081 --> 00:36:28,412 [crying softly] 609 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:32,370 [Toni] Cheryl! 610 00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:38,213 Cheryl, are you in here? 611 00:36:39,135 --> 00:36:40,966 -Toni? -We came to rescue you. 612 00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:42,509 You did? 613 00:36:53,482 --> 00:36:55,518 [uptempo music continues] 614 00:37:08,122 --> 00:37:10,238 Cheryl, Toni, there are a bunch of nuns coming. 615 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,573 We have to go, come on! 616 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:14,162 [panting] 617 00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:21,124 [Veronica] This way! 618 00:37:21,343 --> 00:37:22,879 [alarms blaring] 619 00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:40,143 [panting] 620 00:37:40,863 --> 00:37:42,603 [alarm continues blaring] 621 00:37:54,376 --> 00:37:55,616 [Kevin] Come on! 622 00:38:04,887 --> 00:38:06,047 Let's go! 623 00:38:11,894 --> 00:38:13,475 I don't understand. 624 00:38:13,687 --> 00:38:15,427 Is he standing us up? 625 00:38:16,023 --> 00:38:18,230 Maybe our first message wasn't clear enough. 626 00:38:18,442 --> 00:38:20,307 Mr. Kowalski. Mr. Martin. 627 00:38:20,528 --> 00:38:23,065 That was Hiram Lodge calling with his deep regrets. 628 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,397 And to say that you should both go outside. To check on your car. 629 00:38:40,297 --> 00:38:41,537 What the hell is this? 630 00:38:50,057 --> 00:38:52,093 [Archie] This is a message from the Dark Circle. 631 00:38:52,309 --> 00:38:56,018 Hiram Lodge doesn't stand alone. And Riverdale is protected. 632 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,936 You should leave before it's too late. 633 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,233 [police siren wails] 634 00:39:09,827 --> 00:39:10,942 [dog barking] 635 00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:15,113 Before I leave, I don't suppose you could tell me, 636 00:39:15,332 --> 00:39:18,745 what was so important that you couldn't be there for your dad? 637 00:39:18,961 --> 00:39:20,747 Believe me, I had every intention of going. 638 00:39:20,963 --> 00:39:22,624 You used to worship your father, 639 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,463 you used to play music. 640 00:39:24,675 --> 00:39:27,166 You, Jughead, Betty, you were inseparable! 641 00:39:27,386 --> 00:39:31,220 But I'm looking at you now and I don't know who you've become. 642 00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:33,722 [cell phone vibrating] 643 00:39:33,934 --> 00:39:35,674 Who are you, Archie? 644 00:39:37,938 --> 00:39:40,099 [Alice] I asked Jughead to thank you for me, 645 00:39:40,316 --> 00:39:43,274 but I reconsidered, because I wanted to do it myself. 646 00:39:43,485 --> 00:39:46,852 So, thank you for what you did. 647 00:39:47,072 --> 00:39:49,154 I also wanted you to hear it directly from me 648 00:39:49,366 --> 00:39:53,609 that I am done attacking and disavowing the Southside. 649 00:39:54,705 --> 00:39:57,993 It's where I'm from, and I should be proud of that. 650 00:39:59,543 --> 00:40:02,205 And from now on, I will be. 651 00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:03,831 And like my daughter, 652 00:40:04,048 --> 00:40:07,757 I will fight tooth and nail for it. 653 00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:12,419 -[Hiram] There he is. -Came as soon as I could. 654 00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:15,347 -New wheels, Mr. Lodge? -lndeed. But not mine. 655 00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:17,470 The car's yours, Archie. 656 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:20,144 Ronnie, Mr. and Mrs. Lodge, I can't accept this. 657 00:40:20,356 --> 00:40:22,096 -[chuck|es] -Especial|y, since, from now on, 658 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:24,807 you're going to be driving our daughter wherever she needs to go. 659 00:40:26,779 --> 00:40:29,521 Say yes, Archie. Say yes! 660 00:40:34,036 --> 00:40:35,242 Great. 661 00:40:35,996 --> 00:40:37,611 I'll get the engine started. 662 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:44,535 Now, Archie. Last night was the very definition of a short-term solution. 663 00:40:44,755 --> 00:40:45,790 I'm fully aware of that. 664 00:40:46,006 --> 00:40:47,792 [engine starts] 665 00:40:48,509 --> 00:40:50,249 But our enemies will be back, 666 00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:54,337 and not just for 25%. For everything. 667 00:40:54,556 --> 00:40:55,921 We'll be ready for them, sir. 668 00:40:56,684 --> 00:40:57,924 [honking] 669 00:40:58,143 --> 00:41:00,600 Get in, lover boy. I'll drive us to school! 670 00:41:06,443 --> 00:41:07,853 -Be careful! -[engine revving] 671 00:41:09,947 --> 00:41:12,563 So, now that you're free, 672 00:41:12,783 --> 00:41:14,444 what's your first move gonna be? 673 00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:18,778 Well, Toni, if revenge is a dish best served cold, 674 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,865 my mother and Uncle Claudius better brace themselves for a polar vortex. 675 00:41:22,084 --> 00:41:23,290 [vending machine rattles] 676 00:41:23,502 --> 00:41:25,993 But there's something even more pressing than that... 677 00:41:31,385 --> 00:41:35,594 Kevin, I hear I'm back just in time for Carrie: The Musical, which you're directing. 678 00:41:35,806 --> 00:41:38,718 You are. And I'm having auditions this afternoon. 679 00:41:38,934 --> 00:41:42,552 Well, as far as the lead role's concerned, cancel them. 680 00:41:42,771 --> 00:41:44,102 [inhales] 681 00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:46,680 I'm obviously Riverdale High's Carrie White. 682 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:47,855 [softly] Oh. 683 00:41:50,404 --> 00:41:52,690 And this school's gonna burn.