1 00:00:00,980 --> 00:00:02,686 [Jughead] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:11,191 [Alice] No, no. Don't come any closer. Don't touch anything. 3 00:00:11,407 --> 00:00:13,898 -It was self-defense, right? -Yes, of course it was. 4 00:00:14,118 --> 00:00:15,198 [Betty] You lied to us. 5 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:17,527 That shady guy was a drug dealer. 6 00:00:17,747 --> 00:00:19,487 What else is he lying about, huh? 7 00:00:19,707 --> 00:00:21,243 [Jughead] What do Sunnyside Trailer park, 8 00:00:21,459 --> 00:00:23,541 Twilight Drive-In and Southside High 9 00:00:23,753 --> 00:00:24,583 all have in common? 10 00:00:24,796 --> 00:00:26,502 You control them. 11 00:00:26,714 --> 00:00:28,796 Now the trailer park is in jeopardy. 12 00:00:29,008 --> 00:00:31,420 Can't you just feel the invisible hand of Hiram Lodge all over this? 13 00:00:31,636 --> 00:00:34,252 You've got a lot of nervous people scared they're gonna lose their home. 14 00:00:34,472 --> 00:00:35,382 As a gesture of goodwill, 15 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:38,761 I'd like to settle any back rent you or your neighbors owe the town. 16 00:00:38,977 --> 00:00:40,057 It's a deal. 17 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,393 There is one thing. 18 00:00:42,605 --> 00:00:43,845 Mayor McCoy tells me there's some kind of 19 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:45,271 exposé you're working on, Jughead. 20 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:47,269 I'd appreciate it if you just kept my name out of it. 21 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:49,350 -That sounds a lot like a bribe. -[chuckles] 22 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:51,527 -No deal. -Uaughs] 23 00:00:51,739 --> 00:00:53,400 See you in the funny pages. 24 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:57,325 [Jughead] Picture a girl, living in the house next door. 25 00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:59,493 Give her a ponytail and a secret. 26 00:00:59,706 --> 00:01:00,536 Day after day, 27 00:01:00,748 --> 00:01:03,410 she checks the headlines and watches the local news, 28 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:05,207 waiting to be exposed. 29 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:06,205 [gasps] 30 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:13,083 Chic, what's wrong with your bathroom? 31 00:01:13,303 --> 00:01:14,463 You have better water pressure. 32 00:01:14,679 --> 00:01:15,964 Tough. Use your own. 33 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:19,513 [Jughead] And bit by bit, the walls close in, 34 00:01:19,726 --> 00:01:22,263 until what was once just a house 35 00:01:22,478 --> 00:01:25,015 becomes her own private purgatory. 36 00:01:26,441 --> 00:01:28,102 Still at it, Mother? 37 00:01:28,318 --> 00:01:30,559 I thought you'd be tired of taking filthy wads of cash 38 00:01:30,778 --> 00:01:31,984 from strangers by now. 39 00:01:33,698 --> 00:01:35,939 You have no right 40 00:01:36,159 --> 00:01:37,740 to judge me. 41 00:01:37,952 --> 00:01:41,820 Not when you drove away the one decent chance I had at a better life. 42 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,576 You mean with Hal Cooper? 43 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:45,782 [scoffs] If that's your idea of love. 44 00:01:46,169 --> 00:01:47,625 What would you know about it? 45 00:01:47,837 --> 00:01:49,668 You've never known love, Cheryl, 46 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:51,417 except to rip it apart. 47 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,464 Because you are a jealous, 48 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:58,966 spite-filled, starving, emotional anorexic. 49 00:02:00,475 --> 00:02:02,386 Have a nice day at school, dear. 50 00:02:06,981 --> 00:02:08,642 [Hiram] Ah, I'm glad! caught you both. 51 00:02:08,858 --> 00:02:11,440 Mrs. Lodge and l were headed up to the lake house this weekend, 52 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:14,019 but it looks like we're going to cancel due to some business. 53 00:02:14,238 --> 00:02:16,524 So why don't you kids go instead? 54 00:02:16,741 --> 00:02:19,027 You know, make a little romantic getaway. 55 00:02:19,243 --> 00:02:21,359 -Wow, thank you, Mr. Lodge. -That'd be amazing, Daddy. 56 00:02:21,579 --> 00:02:22,989 Andre can drive you up and stay nearby, 57 00:02:23,206 --> 00:02:24,161 in case you want to go into town. 58 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:25,739 No! No chaperones. 59 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:28,199 Andre can drop us off, and pick us up on Sunday night, 60 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,455 we don't need one of your spies shadowing us. 61 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:31,912 Fine, mija. 62 00:02:32,131 --> 00:02:33,462 Hey, why don't you invite Betty and Jughead? 63 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:34,915 Make a real weekend out of it. 64 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:36,374 That'd be great. 65 00:02:36,594 --> 00:02:38,960 Hey, before you head off, can I have a word in private? 66 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:40,215 Yeah. 67 00:02:42,392 --> 00:02:44,428 Hey. Just an FYI. 68 00:02:44,936 --> 00:02:46,176 While you're at the lake, 69 00:02:46,396 --> 00:02:48,728 Mrs. Lodge and I will be hosting a meeting here at the Pembrooke, 70 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:50,476 with the major New York families. 71 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:52,940 Is everything okay? 72 00:02:53,152 --> 00:02:55,768 There's been some unrest 73 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:57,478 since Poppa Poutine's death, 74 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,860 and I'd prefer Veronica safely out of town. 75 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:03,944 That cabin at Shadow Lake is a sort of safe house for us. 76 00:03:04,163 --> 00:03:06,495 I'll make sure Veronica's protected, Mr. Lodge. 77 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:07,914 I'm sure you will. 78 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,208 But despite my daughter's wishes, 79 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:13,878 Andre will be there, unseen but nearby. 80 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:17,048 I hope I can trust you to keep that between us. 81 00:03:17,468 --> 00:03:19,379 You know, man to man. 82 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,546 I was checking out a few places. 83 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:26,348 There's that one building on Franklin and Sycamore. 84 00:03:26,561 --> 00:03:28,597 Dad, there's living on the wrong side of the tracks 85 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:30,474 and then there's living directly over the tracks. 86 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,646 I'm a soda jerk at Pop's, Jughead. 87 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,224 We're not gonna be moving into the Pembrooke. 88 00:03:34,444 --> 00:03:35,854 Well we shouldn't have to move at all. 89 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,685 No one in this trailer park should have to move. 90 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:40,396 This is just Hiram Lodge's vendetta against us. 91 00:03:40,616 --> 00:03:42,322 Look, he is planning something, Dad, 92 00:03:42,535 --> 00:03:44,776 something big and bad. ljust... 93 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:47,241 I just have to figure out a different angle. 94 00:03:53,671 --> 00:03:54,660 Hey, Moose. 95 00:03:54,881 --> 00:03:56,337 Hey, there's this new movie, 96 00:03:56,549 --> 00:03:58,164 Love, Simon, playing at the Bijou this weekend. 97 00:03:58,384 --> 00:04:00,921 It's a John Hughesian coming-of-age, 98 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:02,047 coming-out movie. 99 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:04,003 Yeah, no, I'm already going. 100 00:04:04,223 --> 00:04:05,463 With Midge. 101 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:07,264 You can come with us, if you want. She wouldn't mind. 102 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:09,843 Really? Midge is that open-minded? 103 00:04:10,062 --> 00:04:11,723 [stammers] Yeah, she knows all about us. 104 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,304 I told her, she's cool with it. 105 00:04:14,192 --> 00:04:15,523 Cool, right, yeah. 106 00:04:15,735 --> 00:04:17,271 You know what? I think I'm gonna pass. 107 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:19,273 It's all a little too Big Love for me. 108 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:23,238 [Veronica] Fair warning. 109 00:04:23,451 --> 00:04:25,442 Our Shadow Lake chalet is rustic, 110 00:04:25,661 --> 00:04:29,119 but it has breath-taking views of the mountains, the water... 111 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,414 Oh, my God. That sounds heavenly, Vee. 112 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:34,241 What do you say, Jug? 113 00:04:34,462 --> 00:04:35,702 Can you bear it? 114 00:04:38,090 --> 00:04:39,546 As long as it's cool with your dad. 115 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,624 -Mr. Lodge actually suggested it. -Yeah. 116 00:04:41,844 --> 00:04:44,210 Well, then, cue the dueling banjos. 117 00:04:46,265 --> 00:04:47,004 What? 118 00:04:47,225 --> 00:04:49,216 And it'll also be a good chance for me to work on my novel. 119 00:04:49,435 --> 00:04:50,470 [Veronica] Excellent! 120 00:04:50,686 --> 00:04:54,599 But remember, the point of this luxury weekend is to relax and unplug. 121 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,431 "Luxury" and "weekend", 122 00:04:56,651 --> 00:04:58,312 two of my favorite words. 123 00:04:58,528 --> 00:04:59,984 So, where are we going, 124 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:02,061 and how extravagant a wardrobe should I pack? 125 00:05:02,281 --> 00:05:07,526 Sorry, Cheryl. It's kind of a romantic, couples-only weekend. 126 00:05:09,163 --> 00:05:10,369 I see. 127 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:11,536 Of course. 128 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:12,864 My mistake. 129 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:15,496 Well, have fun with your romances. 130 00:05:23,344 --> 00:05:24,504 What's up? 131 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,177 Babe, don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled you're up 132 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:29,096 for this weekend away, 133 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:32,387 but why am I also slightly suspicious? 134 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:35,637 Possibly because I need a new source of intel 135 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,313 for my article on Hiram Lodge, 136 00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:39,857 and I was just thinking that could be Veronica. 137 00:05:40,069 --> 00:05:41,149 [scoffs] 138 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:43,728 She's on the inside of her family business. Maybe I can-- 139 00:05:43,948 --> 00:05:46,735 Okay, one... Can you please not investigate my best friend 140 00:05:46,951 --> 00:05:49,909 when she's nice enough to invite us both to her family's cabin? 141 00:05:50,121 --> 00:05:52,783 And two... Ever since that night, it's like... 142 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:57,909 Chic is everywhere. 143 00:05:58,129 --> 00:06:01,963 I need this weekend to be an escape. 144 00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:03,414 All right. 145 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:07,297 Solemnly promise I'll behave myself. 146 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:15,764 [Betty] Be down in a second, Jug. 147 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:23,984 [chuckles nervously] 148 00:06:24,196 --> 00:06:25,402 You must be Chic. 149 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:26,900 You're Betty's boyfriend. 150 00:06:27,533 --> 00:06:28,318 Guilty. 151 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:31,025 Um, yes. 152 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:32,405 Nice shirt. 153 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:33,611 You work at the Bijou? 154 00:06:33,831 --> 00:06:35,367 You know what happened here? 155 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:38,741 Don't worry. I'm someone you can trust. 156 00:06:38,961 --> 00:06:40,371 If you tell anyone, 157 00:06:41,005 --> 00:06:43,041 it'll be bad for Betty and Alice. 158 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:44,501 What? 159 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,883 Ready. Let's go. 160 00:06:48,095 --> 00:06:49,050 See ya, Chic. 161 00:07:21,295 --> 00:07:23,035 When I was younger, we'd come here every summer, 162 00:07:23,255 --> 00:07:25,541 whenever my dad could sneak away for a weekend. 163 00:07:31,097 --> 00:07:32,803 Veronica wasn't kidding. 164 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:35,760 It really was the last house on the left. 165 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:37,433 [Andre] I'll help you with the bags. 166 00:07:37,645 --> 00:07:39,431 No, no, we've got it. Archie? 167 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,316 TTFN, Andre. 168 00:07:45,528 --> 00:07:48,736 We'll see you Sunday night at 7:00 p.m., and not a second earlier. 169 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,694 I'm sure Mr. Lodge explained 170 00:07:56,914 --> 00:07:59,200 if there's any trouble, I'm a phone call away, all right? 171 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:20,934 Oh, my God. 172 00:08:21,147 --> 00:08:22,432 [Veronica giggles] 173 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:26,186 Welcome to what I humbly like to call, 174 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:27,266 "Lodge Lodge." 175 00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,022 [Betty chuckles] 176 00:08:29,238 --> 00:08:31,149 [phone ringing] 177 00:08:34,785 --> 00:08:35,695 Hello? 178 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:36,946 [Cheryl] How's the lake house? 179 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:39,495 Are you all settled in and spooning yet? 180 00:08:39,707 --> 00:08:42,619 -Who is this? -It's Cheryl, you welfare baby. 181 00:08:42,835 --> 00:08:43,870 Something wrong? 182 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:45,576 Not yet. 183 00:08:46,422 --> 00:08:47,662 I just wanna make sure you know that 184 00:08:47,882 --> 00:08:50,248 Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house right before Christmas, 185 00:08:50,468 --> 00:08:51,548 and that it seemed pretty serious. 186 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:53,592 Like, with-tongues serious. 187 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:54,589 That's all. 188 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:57,171 Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all, bye now. 189 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:04,012 Jug? What happened? Are you okay? 190 00:09:04,231 --> 00:09:05,971 That was Cheryl. 191 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:09,232 She said you and Archie kissed in front of her house. 192 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:23,915 That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all, bye now. 193 00:09:28,631 --> 00:09:30,917 Did you just tell Jughead that Archie and Betty kissed? 194 00:09:31,258 --> 00:09:33,419 Yes. So what if I did? 195 00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:35,926 Did you at least have a reason? 196 00:09:36,138 --> 00:09:38,470 Oh, that's right... You're new here. 197 00:09:38,682 --> 00:09:40,513 Hi. I'm Cheryl Blossom, 198 00:09:40,726 --> 00:09:42,182 AKA Cheryl Bombshell, 199 00:09:42,394 --> 00:09:44,635 which means I need no reasons. 200 00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,766 I simply am. 201 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:48,597 Feel free to tremble. 202 00:09:48,818 --> 00:09:50,024 l have a better idea. 203 00:09:50,236 --> 00:09:51,521 Why don't you tell me what's bothering you? 204 00:09:51,737 --> 00:09:55,696 Because clearly you're in a lot of pain. 205 00:09:55,908 --> 00:09:59,867 [shouts] Get your Sapphic, serpent hands off my body! 206 00:10:06,877 --> 00:10:08,492 [Archie] You think they're gonna break up? 207 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:10,919 That would be, like, the twelfth time this year. 208 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,087 [scoffs] 209 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:14,210 We didn't break up over it. 210 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:22,719 Archie... 211 00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:24,884 That kiss... 212 00:10:29,483 --> 00:10:32,020 That's for telling me about it when you did. 213 00:10:32,736 --> 00:10:34,351 For trusting me. 214 00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:37,821 Shows how strong we are together. 215 00:10:38,534 --> 00:10:41,571 -Ronnie... -Us against the world. 216 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,544 Do you want the top or bottom drawer? 217 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:03,172 Jug, can we please talk about this already? 218 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:08,769 Betty, I'm not mad about the kiss. 219 00:11:09,982 --> 00:11:13,315 But I am wondering why you didn't tell me when I told you about Toni. 220 00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:16,273 I wanted to tell you. 221 00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:18,820 Is it because you think Archie's my third rail? 222 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,530 [sighs] 223 00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:22,907 Okay. 224 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,115 Yes. 225 00:11:27,082 --> 00:11:29,698 I mean, you guys grew up next to each other. 226 00:11:29,919 --> 00:11:32,376 Your bedroom windows literally face one another. 227 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,374 That used to bother me, 228 00:11:36,050 --> 00:11:38,837 but after everything we've been through, recently, 229 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:42,674 I'm not intimidated by a Black Hood-prompted kiss. 230 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:44,512 Okay. 231 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:48,930 [bed frame squeaking] 232 00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:52,513 Oh, my God! 233 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:54,481 Are they serious? 234 00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,274 Is that their response to everything? 235 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,853 Can't they ever just have, like, a conversation? 236 00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:06,694 [Betty] Hi, guys. 237 00:12:06,914 --> 00:12:08,324 -Hey. -Hi. 238 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:10,914 [Jughead] Relax. 239 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:12,332 Everything's fine. 240 00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:15,452 Awesome. 241 00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:18,881 Because you guys haven't tried my jalapeno margaritas. 242 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,166 Who wants one? 243 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,465 [Jughead] I'd like to propose a toast. 244 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:24,796 To the Lodges, 245 00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:26,050 to their hospitality. 246 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,552 And to putting the past behind us. 247 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:28,507 Cheers! 248 00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:30,058 -Cheers. -Cheers. 249 00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:36,602 So, your parents come up here a lot these days, Veronica? 250 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:38,480 Not as much as they'd like. 251 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:40,436 Daddy's such a workaholic, you know. 252 00:12:40,656 --> 00:12:42,396 On the SoDale project? 253 00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:43,696 How's that going? Is that heating up? 254 00:12:43,909 --> 00:12:45,445 -Still getting intense? -It is. 255 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,447 Luckily, Archie's dad is doing 256 00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:49,654 such a superb job of keeping everything on schedule. 257 00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:52,615 Vee, tell us more about your fancy neighbors. 258 00:12:52,835 --> 00:12:54,450 Yeah, are they in the same business as your dad? 259 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:57,787 -Jughead! I mean it. -Guys, what's up? 260 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,960 Betty, I'm just making idle conversation. 261 00:13:01,176 --> 00:13:02,461 I'm sorry, please continue. 262 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:05,294 It's a hodgepodge, really. Some are in entertainment, 263 00:13:05,514 --> 00:13:08,130 some are in business, some are in real estate. 264 00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,260 [Jughead] You know what's weird? 265 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:10,636 As we were driving up here, I noticed that 266 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:13,435 none of the houses had mailboxes or numbers or anything on 'em... 267 00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:14,386 Why is that? 268 00:13:14,606 --> 00:13:16,312 Shadow Lake is a pretty private community. 269 00:13:16,525 --> 00:13:17,435 Like they're hiding something? 270 00:13:17,651 --> 00:13:20,768 Jughead, seriously, this isn't 20 Questions. 271 00:13:22,489 --> 00:13:24,025 [whispers] Toxic twin alert. 272 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,857 I knew things weren't kosher in the state of Bughead. 273 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:30,994 [clears throat] Guys... 274 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:33,162 I'm picking up some residual tension 275 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,242 from, I'm guessing, Cheryl's Random Act of Cruelty earlier. 276 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:37,747 -What? No. -Uh, no. 277 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,874 Which is understandable. 278 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,797 Fear you not though, I have just the antidote. 279 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:47,470 Step one. Clothes off, swimsuits on. 280 00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,528 Ah. I don't know about you guys, 281 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,606 but I'm feeling better already. 282 00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,359 Okay, so, 283 00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:12,615 full disclosure time. 284 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,869 When Archie told me about the kiss, 285 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:19,122 I absorbed it, processed it, 286 00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:23,456 and in the end, I bear no ill will towards my beau nor my bestie. 287 00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:27,668 But has the thought of it haunted me these last few weeks? 288 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,503 A tiny bit, yeah. 289 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,381 And now, clearly, Betty and Jughead, 290 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:34,341 you guys are caught up in the aftermath. 291 00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:37,769 Soto clear the air amongst us, 292 00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,221 Jughead and I 293 00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:41,349 should kiss. 294 00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:43,521 What? 295 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,687 Veronica, are you nuts? 296 00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:48,238 Well, wait a minute, I don't know. 297 00:14:48,450 --> 00:14:50,406 Hold on. 298 00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:53,577 Veronica and I kissing might help to, uh... 299 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:56,656 What's the sports term, Archie? 300 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,831 Uh... Level the playing field? 301 00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:00,204 Betty, a little help here? 302 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,002 -You're not upset though? -No. 303 00:15:02,214 --> 00:15:04,000 No, really, I'm not upset. 304 00:15:04,216 --> 00:15:06,081 -Right. -But I'm human. 305 00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:11,136 What if a future me tries to use your kiss with Archie against some future you? 306 00:15:11,348 --> 00:15:13,589 A Vughead kiss, right now, in the present 307 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:17,722 might be precisely what it takes to save a future Bughead from imploding. 308 00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,139 Archie, come on, man. It's just a stupid kiss. 309 00:15:23,318 --> 00:15:24,478 Right? 310 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:28,528 Jughead. 311 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,648 Don't freak out. 312 00:15:32,744 --> 00:15:33,859 Just trust me. 313 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,468 Huh. You know what I just realized? 314 00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:01,554 Out of the four of us, only you and Archie haven't kissed. 315 00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:02,979 Fascinating. 316 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:07,401 Wait... What? You and Veronica? 317 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,526 [sighs] 318 00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,909 Did it make you feel better? 319 00:16:16,121 --> 00:16:17,611 Kissing Veronica? 320 00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,825 It felt good watching Archie's face. 321 00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:26,333 Okay, but did you enjoy kissing her? 322 00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:28,709 I know entrapment when I hear it, Betty. 323 00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:32,884 Because if you did, 324 00:16:34,139 --> 00:16:35,879 I might have to punish you. 325 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:37,802 How? 326 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:42,470 I packed this 327 00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:45,685 in case you needed a distraction 328 00:16:46,401 --> 00:16:47,982 from your sleuthing. 329 00:16:49,029 --> 00:16:53,363 Consider me distracted. 330 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,323 [panting] 331 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,701 [Veronica] Don't get me wrong, I love a good floor show. 332 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,532 But if this is your response to Jughead 333 00:17:03,752 --> 00:17:05,538 threatening your masculinity or whatever... 334 00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,790 I'm just getting my daily workout in. 335 00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:12,754 Well... 336 00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:17,383 There are other ways to do that. 337 00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:20,970 I'm actually kinda tired, Ronnie. 338 00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:24,060 You're kidding, right? 339 00:17:24,273 --> 00:17:26,138 [bed frame squeaking] 340 00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:28,857 Oh, my God! 341 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,022 Are they... 342 00:17:32,239 --> 00:17:33,479 [groans] 343 00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:36,443 [laughs] 344 00:17:58,015 --> 00:17:59,221 [phone vibrates] 345 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,821 [Archie speaking indistinctly] 346 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,864 -Veronica... -What the hell is going on here? 347 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:26,323 Your father asked me to stay on-- 348 00:18:26,543 --> 00:18:27,202 Why? 349 00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:29,580 Your dad's doing business back in Riverdale. 350 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:31,627 He's hosting a meeting of the other families 351 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,000 and he just wanted to make sure we... 352 00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:34,456 You... Would be safe. 353 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:35,961 Wait, you knew? 354 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,551 Well, here's what's going to happen. 355 00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:41,096 You're gonna call my dad, and tell him that your cover's blown 356 00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,798 because you're a horrible spy. 357 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,929 And then you're leaving, immediately. 358 00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:47,682 Go! 359 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,980 [scoffs] 360 00:18:55,197 --> 00:18:57,313 Veronica, I don't think it's such a great idea to just send Andre away. 361 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:58,772 No, Archie. 362 00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:01,942 You need to give me some space, okay? 363 00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:04,244 I'm getting Betty, and we're going into town, 364 00:19:04,456 --> 00:19:05,787 alone, just us girls, 365 00:19:05,999 --> 00:19:08,115 and you can stay here and entertain Jughead. 366 00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:11,122 Oh, and try not to choke on your own testosterone while you're at it. 367 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:18,838 -[Tom giggling] -Mom... 368 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:20,339 [both] Hey, Josie! 369 00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:22,466 Tom and l were just discussing 370 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,299 the new security system we're installing at the law firm. 371 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:29,603 Yeah, well you two do enjoy working together, so... 372 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:32,518 -We|l, I should probably get back to the station. -Okay. 373 00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:38,028 Josie... 374 00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:40,898 We talked about this. 375 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:42,858 Tom and I care about each other. 376 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:44,784 I know. It's just... 377 00:19:45,789 --> 00:19:46,995 It's weird 378 00:19:47,207 --> 00:19:49,789 to see him here with you like that. 379 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,037 Especially when Dad doesn't know. 380 00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,119 Josie, 381 00:19:55,298 --> 00:19:57,004 he does know. 382 00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:58,297 I told him. 383 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,671 We were going to wait til after you graduated, but-- 384 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:01,922 Are you... 385 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:05,297 Are you getting a divorce? 386 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,551 Because of Sheriff Keller? 387 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:10,389 Is he getting a divorce, too? 388 00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:12,220 He hasn't talked to his wife yet. 389 00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,057 She's still overseas. Or Kevin. But, Josie, 390 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:16,858 we have to respect that. 391 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,565 Respect? 392 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,080 [Jughead] Did you know that Betty and Veronica kissed? 393 00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:33,746 What? What are you talking about? 394 00:20:33,962 --> 00:20:36,044 Apparently, first week of school. 395 00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:37,917 During cheerleading try-outs. 396 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:39,418 Bee and Vee kissed. 397 00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:41,875 -Really? -Yeah. 398 00:20:42,095 --> 00:20:42,959 Why? 399 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,171 I couldn't tell you. 400 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:46,721 Betty tried explaining it last night, 401 00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:48,844 but the rationale still eludes me. 402 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:53,682 Jug... 403 00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:55,890 About me kissing Betty... 404 00:20:56,109 --> 00:20:57,770 There's really no good excuse. 405 00:20:59,112 --> 00:20:59,976 I'm sorry. 406 00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:02,813 That's okay. 407 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,815 Admittedly, this is all 408 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,276 way more complicated than any of us could have planned. 409 00:21:07,496 --> 00:21:08,406 What is? 410 00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:09,702 Take you and me, for example. 411 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:11,200 I'm your best guy friend, right? 412 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:12,952 And Betty is your best girl friend. 413 00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:15,124 So your best friends are dating. 414 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,544 But Bee and Vee are also best friends. 415 00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:21,669 So, your best friend's girlfriend is also your girlfriend's best friend. 416 00:21:21,885 --> 00:21:23,341 You understand what I'm trying to say? 417 00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:25,418 Uh, no, not really. 418 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:27,470 It should be amazing that we're all so close. 419 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:30,014 But sometimes it terrifies me. 420 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,640 [sighs] 421 00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:34,094 It's like the four of us are in a powder keg. 422 00:21:34,731 --> 00:21:37,313 All it would take is one match, and we'd all blow up. 423 00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:45,647 Great toss, Archie. 424 00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,107 [both laughing] 425 00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:49,359 [Kevin] I'm so glad you called, Josie. 426 00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:52,321 I was just thinking about this year's musical, which I'm directing. 427 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:55,829 And I want it to be a star vehicle for you. 428 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,705 You might not want that 429 00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,461 after I tell you why I called. 430 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:02,005 [Sheriff Keller] Hey, buddy, what're you doing here? 431 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:04,754 You and Josie's mom. Is that true? 432 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,585 Okay, well, what have you heard? 433 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:07,760 So it is true. 434 00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:09,804 Mom is risking her life every single day, 435 00:22:10,016 --> 00:22:11,881 and you're here running around with your boss. 436 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:13,595 Former boss. 437 00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:15,848 God, I spent my whole life 438 00:22:16,064 --> 00:22:17,304 trying to live up to your standards... 439 00:22:17,524 --> 00:22:19,310 -Kevin... -And it's all crap! 440 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,570 [Veronica] So, Betty... 441 00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:28,315 Unless that was some seriously aggressive hand-holding 442 00:22:28,535 --> 00:22:29,570 I heard through the wall last night... 443 00:22:29,786 --> 00:22:30,525 [Betty chuckles] 444 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,235 When did that start? 445 00:22:33,707 --> 00:22:36,323 The night of your confirmation. 446 00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:37,999 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 447 00:22:38,211 --> 00:22:39,496 Well, 448 00:22:40,046 --> 00:22:41,661 as my abuelita likes to say, 449 00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:43,543 "Praise Jesus." 450 00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:45,874 Hi, I'd like this 451 00:22:46,094 --> 00:22:48,255 and this. 452 00:22:48,722 --> 00:22:50,428 And, oh, the last time I was here, 453 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,551 you had the most scrumptious scones. 454 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:55,224 Yeah. Yeah, my grandma makes 'em, but just during the summer 455 00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:56,301 for the summer people. 456 00:22:56,521 --> 00:22:59,388 Oh. That's when we normally come up. 457 00:22:59,608 --> 00:23:01,018 Thought I recognized you. 458 00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:03,350 You've got one of those places on Shadow Lake, right? 459 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,026 But you're usually with your folks. 460 00:23:05,238 --> 00:23:07,604 Yeah, they're back in, um... 461 00:23:07,824 --> 00:23:10,281 I was about to say New York, but we're in Riverdale now. 462 00:23:10,493 --> 00:23:11,573 That hick town? 463 00:23:11,786 --> 00:23:13,572 I bet they don't even know what to do with you there. 464 00:23:13,788 --> 00:23:15,528 No, they do not. 465 00:23:15,749 --> 00:23:16,955 What's your name, handsome? 466 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,873 Okay, enough flirting here. 467 00:23:19,085 --> 00:23:21,576 You had a fight with Archie, you didn't break up with him. 468 00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:23,795 I'm Cassidy. 469 00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:34,965 So, how's it been? You know, with you and Jughead? 470 00:23:35,185 --> 00:23:37,676 Oh. Things have been nice. 471 00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:39,056 "Nice"? 472 00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:41,058 Nice is not what I heard last night. 473 00:23:41,274 --> 00:23:43,481 Okay, well, you know what I wore that night 474 00:23:43,693 --> 00:23:45,934 we got Chuck into that hot tub? 475 00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:48,315 -Betty, what? -[giggles] 476 00:23:51,242 --> 00:23:52,197 [Veronica] Hi. 477 00:23:53,036 --> 00:23:54,071 -Hey. -Hey. 478 00:24:00,627 --> 00:24:02,242 Are you still mad at me? 479 00:24:02,462 --> 00:24:03,577 Yes. 480 00:24:05,006 --> 00:24:07,793 But you can make it up to me by remembering one thing. 481 00:24:08,009 --> 00:24:10,341 And it's simple and non-negotiable. 482 00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:14,300 From now on, it's me and you, 483 00:24:14,516 --> 00:24:16,973 not you and my dad, okay? 484 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:18,933 {giggles} 485 00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:21,101 [phone ringing] 486 00:24:22,607 --> 00:24:25,895 If that's Cheryl, tell her everyone kissed everyone and it's over. 487 00:24:26,236 --> 00:24:27,442 It's my dad. 488 00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:29,398 Hey, Dad, what's up? 489 00:24:29,614 --> 00:24:31,980 Jughead! Jughead, hey, you're not gonna believe it. 490 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,612 Uh, hold on, I can't really hear you. Hold on a sec. 491 00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:36,318 Yeah, everyone's over here celebrating! 492 00:24:36,538 --> 00:24:40,372 Listen, the eviction notices, the back rent... It's all gone! 493 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:42,119 Paid in full! No one has to move out! 494 00:24:42,335 --> 00:24:43,700 That's amazing! How did this happen? 495 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,831 You! You shamed him into it. 496 00:24:46,047 --> 00:24:47,958 He did a complete 180. 497 00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:49,630 Who did? What are you talking about? 498 00:24:49,843 --> 00:24:51,834 Hiram... Hiram Lodge. 499 00:24:52,053 --> 00:24:55,716 He just bought Sunnyside Trailer Park and he said we can all stay. 500 00:24:55,932 --> 00:24:56,921 We're staying! 501 00:24:57,142 --> 00:24:58,006 [crowd cheers] 502 00:24:59,352 --> 00:25:01,638 Jug".Jug". 503 00:25:15,744 --> 00:25:18,201 First your dad buys the drive-in, 504 00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:20,369 now he owns Sunnyside Trailer Park. 505 00:25:20,582 --> 00:25:22,038 As I suspected, he's gobbling up 506 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,490 the Southside, piece by piece-- 507 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,665 [Archie] Wait, slow down. 508 00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:27,244 Mr. Lodge is the one evicting people from the trailer park? 509 00:25:27,464 --> 00:25:29,250 No, technically, he cleared us of our debts 510 00:25:29,466 --> 00:25:30,797 and revoked the evictions. 511 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:32,545 Does that mean you get to keep your trailer? 512 00:25:32,761 --> 00:25:35,127 Yes, so why are you outraged? 513 00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:36,631 Because it's a tactic. 514 00:25:36,848 --> 00:25:38,804 It's a smokescreen, PR 101. 515 00:25:39,017 --> 00:25:40,507 He's trying to buy my silence again. 516 00:25:40,727 --> 00:25:43,639 Good Lord, Jughead, how much of a narcissist are you? 517 00:25:43,855 --> 00:25:46,597 Jughead, you wrote an article attacking Mr. Lodge 518 00:25:46,816 --> 00:25:48,022 and demanding that he makes amends. 519 00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:49,394 It sounds like that's what he's trying to do. 520 00:25:49,611 --> 00:25:50,726 [scoffs] 521 00:25:50,945 --> 00:25:53,106 They do kind of have a point. 522 00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:54,312 [Archie] Look, Jug, 523 00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:56,568 I know you love conspiracies, 524 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,617 but take the win, bro, and let's celebrate. 525 00:26:00,330 --> 00:26:02,742 [Mayor McCoy] I credit you with a lot of things, Josie, 526 00:26:02,957 --> 00:26:05,494 but being cruel is not one of them. 527 00:26:06,002 --> 00:26:07,538 Tom told me what you said to Kevin. 528 00:26:07,754 --> 00:26:10,120 Yeah, well, I think he deserved to know the truth. 529 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:12,296 So maybe he could save his parents' marriage. 530 00:26:12,509 --> 00:26:14,090 Now Kevin's not talking to his father, 531 00:26:14,302 --> 00:26:16,463 and Tom's trying to reach his wife. It's a mess. 532 00:26:16,679 --> 00:26:18,385 Yeah, like what you did to us. 533 00:26:18,598 --> 00:26:21,715 lmploding our lives? Without even telling me? 534 00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:25,268 I did not implode our lives, the Lodges did. 535 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,596 It's not how I wanted things to come out, 536 00:26:27,816 --> 00:26:29,602 but that choice was taken away from me. 537 00:26:29,818 --> 00:26:33,106 Just like you took it away from Tom and Kevin. 538 00:26:34,948 --> 00:26:36,939 [softly] I wasn't trying to hurt them. 539 00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:39,444 And I wasn't trying to hurt you, either. 540 00:26:47,418 --> 00:26:48,203 [Josie sighs] 541 00:26:55,176 --> 00:26:57,713 Kevin. Hey. 542 00:26:57,929 --> 00:26:59,169 You here with anyone? 543 00:26:59,389 --> 00:27:00,970 Hey, Moose. Midge. 544 00:27:01,391 --> 00:27:04,007 Nope. Uh, I'm alone. 545 00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:08,641 In that case, grab your plate and come sit with us. 546 00:27:09,899 --> 00:27:12,891 -Right, Moose? -Yeah, definitely. 547 00:27:13,444 --> 00:27:15,105 The more the merrier. 548 00:27:16,364 --> 00:27:17,649 Why the hell not? 549 00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:22,867 So, Kevin, who are you meeting at the movie? 550 00:27:23,079 --> 00:27:24,364 Some dreamboat? 551 00:27:24,581 --> 00:27:26,367 Oh, no, I don't have a date. 552 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:29,199 I'm just going to this gay rom-com alone. 553 00:27:30,086 --> 00:27:31,166 What? 554 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:35,622 No. No, that's crazy. We need to find you someone. 555 00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:38,709 What about one of those new Southside guys? 556 00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:40,088 I hear one of them's gay. 557 00:27:40,305 --> 00:27:43,047 If it's Fangs Fogarty, I don't think I can date someone named Fangs. 558 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:44,802 I don't know, he's a good-looking dude. 559 00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:46,133 Oh, my God. 560 00:27:46,352 --> 00:27:48,183 Please. What do you know, you big lug? 561 00:27:49,731 --> 00:27:51,312 [giggles awkwardly] 562 00:27:53,735 --> 00:27:55,896 Hey, so, how did you two, uh, 563 00:27:56,112 --> 00:27:57,727 get to be friends, anyway? 564 00:27:57,947 --> 00:28:00,404 -[clears throat] -Uh, we, um... 565 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:04,446 -We were... -Mmm-hmm. 566 00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,072 Lab partners. 567 00:28:06,539 --> 00:28:07,528 Biology. 568 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:09,493 Oh. 569 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,698 [Josie] Kevin? 570 00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:54,417 Josie. 571 00:28:55,129 --> 00:28:56,790 You're not here to tell me more bad news, are you? 572 00:28:57,006 --> 00:28:58,337 'Cause I don't think I can take that right now. 573 00:28:58,549 --> 00:28:59,959 No, no. 574 00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:02,258 I had to get out of the house, 575 00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:04,426 so I came here. 576 00:29:04,639 --> 00:29:07,130 And I saw you and, um... 577 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:09,841 I'm sorry about what I said. 578 00:29:10,061 --> 00:29:13,224 I... It wasn't my place to do that. 579 00:29:13,439 --> 00:29:16,306 I was just hurting and mad at my mom. 580 00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:18,107 It's okay, Josie. 581 00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:20,564 Um... 582 00:29:21,739 --> 00:29:23,821 You here with somebody? 583 00:29:27,996 --> 00:29:32,911 Let me guess... Some cherry cola for Cheryl Bombshell. 584 00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:35,208 Oh, my God. What do you want? 585 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,660 And why do you keep stalking me? 586 00:29:36,879 --> 00:29:37,959 I'm not. 587 00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:40,959 I came to see this movie with Fangs and he bailed on me. 588 00:29:44,262 --> 00:29:45,251 Are you okay? 589 00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,630 I'm alone at the movies 590 00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:51,306 and I'm trying to stay away from my mother, 591 00:29:51,519 --> 00:29:54,135 who has turned our house into her sexual playpen. 592 00:29:56,274 --> 00:30:00,017 So, no, I'm really not. 593 00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:04,024 Well, I was gonna go grab a seat alone, 594 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,151 unless you want some company. 595 00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:08,653 But no pressure. 596 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:17,409 [Emily] But these last few years, 597 00:30:17,628 --> 00:30:20,370 it's almost like I can feel you holding your breath. 598 00:30:25,303 --> 00:30:30,423 You get to be more you than you have been in a very long time. 599 00:30:30,641 --> 00:30:33,132 You deserve everything you want. 600 00:30:33,603 --> 00:30:35,218 [Veronica] [have a hotel in Park Place, 601 00:30:35,438 --> 00:30:40,057 which brings your total to $1,500. 602 00:30:40,276 --> 00:30:41,812 Sorry, Bee. It's nothing personal. 603 00:30:42,028 --> 00:30:44,269 Yeah, I know. It's just business. 604 00:30:44,489 --> 00:30:45,899 Mmm-hmm. 605 00:30:46,115 --> 00:30:48,026 [phone ringing] 606 00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:50,195 Ew. It's my mom. 607 00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:51,571 Should I answer it? 608 00:30:51,788 --> 00:30:53,028 [all] No! 609 00:30:53,247 --> 00:30:55,238 What if it's about Chic? Let me just... 610 00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:58,120 Hey, Mom, what's up? 611 00:30:58,336 --> 00:31:02,249 By the way, when are we ever gonna get to meet Chic? 612 00:31:02,465 --> 00:31:04,080 I actually did before we left. 613 00:31:04,509 --> 00:31:06,420 And how is he? 614 00:31:08,221 --> 00:31:10,382 Honestly, he's kinda creepy. 615 00:31:10,598 --> 00:31:12,759 -[Betty] Guys... -Everything okay? 616 00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:14,556 No, actually. 617 00:31:15,436 --> 00:31:17,893 My mom is freaking out because 618 00:31:18,606 --> 00:31:21,348 Hiram Lodge just bought the Riverdale Register. 619 00:31:31,202 --> 00:31:32,817 My mom is losing her mind. 620 00:31:33,037 --> 00:31:34,652 My dad's not answering her calls. 621 00:31:34,872 --> 00:31:36,988 Veronica, did you know your dad was buying the Register? 622 00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:39,164 What? No, Betty, of course not. 623 00:31:39,377 --> 00:31:40,617 See, this is what I'm talking about. 624 00:31:40,837 --> 00:31:41,747 Relax, Jughead. 625 00:31:41,963 --> 00:31:44,045 -Don't tell me to relax-- -Is that why you brought us up here? 626 00:31:44,257 --> 00:31:44,871 Yes. 627 00:31:45,091 --> 00:31:46,752 To get us out of town while your dad was doing these things? 628 00:31:46,968 --> 00:31:49,050 Okay, now who sounds crazy? 629 00:31:49,262 --> 00:31:52,345 Lodge Industries has been buying properties all over the Southside. 630 00:31:52,557 --> 00:31:54,843 Now he buys the one newspaper in town, 631 00:31:55,059 --> 00:31:56,674 so people can't report on what he's doing? 632 00:31:56,894 --> 00:31:58,850 It's a classic gambit of mobsters and criminals. 633 00:31:59,063 --> 00:32:00,269 Shut the hell up, Jughead. 634 00:32:00,481 --> 00:32:02,688 Archie, this one's pretty simple, so even you might be able to get this 635 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,516 if you stopped kissing up to Hiram for, like, two seconds. 636 00:32:05,736 --> 00:32:07,351 How many times have I defended you? 637 00:32:07,613 --> 00:32:10,229 And now you turn and stab my family in the back? 638 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:11,781 It sounds to me like you should be mad 639 00:32:11,993 --> 00:32:14,575 at your dad for selling the newspaper, not mine. 640 00:32:14,787 --> 00:32:17,870 Yeah, there's nothing, like, evil about buying a newspaper. 641 00:32:18,082 --> 00:32:19,788 He's trying to silence the free press, Archie. 642 00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,866 He's trying to keep Mrs. Cooper from coming after him. 643 00:32:22,086 --> 00:32:24,668 lam so sick of your vendetta against my dad. 644 00:32:24,881 --> 00:32:25,961 He's done plenty of good things. 645 00:32:26,174 --> 00:32:29,007 Oh, like what? Name one thing. 646 00:32:29,343 --> 00:32:30,048 He's... 647 00:32:30,261 --> 00:32:31,797 He paid my dad's medical bills. 648 00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,720 Boy, Archie, Veronica's got you wrapped around her little finger. 649 00:32:34,932 --> 00:32:36,297 And other parts of her body. 650 00:32:36,517 --> 00:32:38,849 Oh! I'm sorry. 651 00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:41,226 I'm sorry we don't spend our time being tragic 652 00:32:41,439 --> 00:32:44,602 and moping and holding hands while watching serial killer documentaries. 653 00:32:44,817 --> 00:32:48,150 Oh, and wearing costumes to role-play to get our rocks off. 654 00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:50,360 [glass breaking] 655 00:32:50,823 --> 00:32:52,233 -Where did that come from? -Who else knows we're here? 656 00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:53,656 Why'd you say it like that? 657 00:32:53,868 --> 00:32:54,983 -[door opens] -Oh, my God. 658 00:32:55,203 --> 00:32:56,659 You rich summer folks never learn. 659 00:32:56,871 --> 00:32:58,577 You just keep walking around town, 660 00:32:58,789 --> 00:33:00,825 flashing more cash than we see in a year. 661 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,202 We're gonna take what we want, 662 00:33:02,418 --> 00:33:03,453 and then we're gonna go. 663 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,080 If you guys behave yourselves, 664 00:33:05,296 --> 00:33:07,378 nobody gets their skulls knocked in. 665 00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:11,499 Fine, take what you want. 666 00:33:11,719 --> 00:33:12,879 We won't give you any trouble. 667 00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:14,210 Where's your purse? 668 00:33:14,931 --> 00:33:16,387 Um, it's... 669 00:33:17,934 --> 00:33:19,299 In my bedroom. 670 00:33:19,644 --> 00:33:21,430 -Let's go to the bedroom. -[Archie] No. 671 00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:24,103 No way are you going with her up there alone. I'll go. 672 00:33:24,315 --> 00:33:27,273 Archie, it's fine. 673 00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:29,066 I'll be fine. 674 00:33:29,278 --> 00:33:30,643 We'll be right back. 675 00:33:30,863 --> 00:33:32,945 Everybody just needs to stay calm. 676 00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:45,037 It's over there. 677 00:33:45,711 --> 00:33:48,168 I'm just going to pick it up, okay? 678 00:33:58,975 --> 00:34:00,511 Why are you doing this? 679 00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:10,690 You think I don't recognize you? 680 00:34:11,153 --> 00:34:11,983 From the store? 681 00:34:12,196 --> 00:34:13,561 Shut up and get your wallet. 682 00:34:28,921 --> 00:34:30,252 [thunder rumbling] 683 00:34:37,805 --> 00:34:38,669 Can we go already? 684 00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:39,719 You got the cash? 685 00:34:39,932 --> 00:34:41,638 Yeah. I got the cash. 686 00:34:41,851 --> 00:34:43,182 Then you got what you wanted. 687 00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:46,431 Not everything, not yet. 688 00:34:46,647 --> 00:34:48,729 Why don't you all get down on your knees? 689 00:34:48,941 --> 00:34:50,522 Come on, man, let's not do this. 690 00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:51,440 Shut up. 691 00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:54,018 I said, on your knees. 692 00:34:54,238 --> 00:34:56,069 Hands behind your backs. 693 00:34:56,282 --> 00:34:57,488 [shouts] Do it! 694 00:35:12,048 --> 00:35:13,584 It's a nice cabin. 695 00:35:14,216 --> 00:35:16,457 I'm sorry we have to make such a mess in it. 696 00:35:16,677 --> 00:35:18,087 [telephone ringing] 697 00:35:19,055 --> 00:35:20,511 The hell is that? 698 00:35:20,723 --> 00:35:22,588 That would be the security company 699 00:35:22,808 --> 00:35:25,390 calling to check on the silent alarm I hit in my bedroom. 700 00:35:25,603 --> 00:35:27,719 I'd say you hillbillies have about 30 seconds to run for it 701 00:35:27,938 --> 00:35:29,553 before this place is swarming with guards 702 00:35:29,774 --> 00:35:32,060 who will shoot first and ask questions never. 703 00:35:33,361 --> 00:35:35,022 [telephone continues ringing] 704 00:35:36,739 --> 00:35:38,445 Screw you, rich bitch. 705 00:35:41,327 --> 00:35:43,318 -[Veronica] Archie, don't! -[Jughead] No, Arch! 706 00:35:52,588 --> 00:35:53,748 [grunts] 707 00:35:56,592 --> 00:35:58,924 [both panting] 708 00:35:59,136 --> 00:36:00,546 [twigs snapping] 709 00:36:00,763 --> 00:36:02,503 Andre... [pants] 710 00:36:02,723 --> 00:36:04,259 There were some other guys with him. Did you see them? 711 00:36:04,475 --> 00:36:07,387 Go back to the cabin. I'll take it from here. 712 00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:09,222 What are you gonna do? 713 00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:10,473 I said, 714 00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:12,555 I'll take care of it. 715 00:36:30,501 --> 00:36:31,957 [gunshot] 716 00:36:33,546 --> 00:36:35,082 [breathing heavily] 717 00:36:44,223 --> 00:36:48,182 First of all, thank you, Mom and Sheriff Keller 718 00:36:48,394 --> 00:36:50,510 for coming to meet me and Kevin. 719 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,686 We promise you this isn't a trap. 720 00:36:52,898 --> 00:36:56,436 It's that Kevin and I were talking after the movie, 721 00:36:56,652 --> 00:36:58,734 and we thought... 722 00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:01,733 This conversation is bigger than just two people. 723 00:37:01,949 --> 00:37:04,486 It's bigger than the people in this booth, even. 724 00:37:04,702 --> 00:37:07,409 And it's probably gonna be a long one, 725 00:37:07,621 --> 00:37:11,330 so we should get started. 726 00:37:21,844 --> 00:37:24,426 Now you may think you've mastered the art of silent tears, 727 00:37:24,638 --> 00:37:27,220 but I saw you crying during that movie, Cheryl. 728 00:37:27,433 --> 00:37:28,923 I never cry at movies. 729 00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:31,225 Real life's tragic enough. 730 00:37:32,229 --> 00:37:34,436 But when Simon's mom 731 00:37:34,648 --> 00:37:37,811 said he used to be such a carefree kid, growing up, 732 00:37:38,027 --> 00:37:40,268 and then at a certain point 733 00:37:40,488 --> 00:37:43,855 he stopped being that happy kid 734 00:37:44,074 --> 00:37:45,939 because he was hiding a secret, it just... 735 00:37:46,285 --> 00:37:47,650 Cheryl... 736 00:37:49,038 --> 00:37:52,405 Everyone thinks I'm this loveless monster, 737 00:37:53,584 --> 00:37:55,074 but it isn't true. 738 00:37:57,463 --> 00:37:59,749 [sobs] I loved someone 739 00:38:00,466 --> 00:38:02,127 who loved me. 740 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,885 And my mother destroyed it. 741 00:38:06,096 --> 00:38:07,927 You mean your brother Jason? 742 00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:11,599 I heard how close you guys were. 743 00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:14,681 No, not Jay-Jay. 744 00:38:17,274 --> 00:38:20,357 Her name was Heather. 745 00:38:25,032 --> 00:38:27,944 She was my best friend in junior high. 746 00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,951 She used to sleep over every weekend. 747 00:38:31,413 --> 00:38:33,404 [sobs] Until one night, 748 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:36,331 my mother caught us in the same bed. 749 00:38:36,544 --> 00:38:39,832 She said I was "deviant". 750 00:38:40,923 --> 00:38:43,084 Cheryl, I am so sorry. 751 00:38:43,968 --> 00:38:46,425 But you have to know your mother's wrong. 752 00:38:47,137 --> 00:38:49,002 You're not loveless. 753 00:38:49,223 --> 00:38:52,056 You're not deviant. Okay? 754 00:38:54,061 --> 00:38:57,098 You're sensational. 755 00:39:06,490 --> 00:39:09,277 Thank God Andre didn't leave when I told him to. 756 00:39:11,745 --> 00:39:14,532 Thank God you didn't catch up to that hillbilly in the woods. 757 00:39:14,748 --> 00:39:16,534 He might've killed you, Archie, 758 00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:18,365 and that would've been... 759 00:39:32,725 --> 00:39:33,555 [Jughead] Archie didn't say any more 760 00:39:33,767 --> 00:39:36,053 about what happened in the woods that terrible night. 761 00:39:36,729 --> 00:39:38,936 At least, not to us. 762 00:39:42,735 --> 00:39:44,771 Veronica told me what happened in the cabin. 763 00:39:46,155 --> 00:39:48,066 And Andre told me the rest. 764 00:39:48,282 --> 00:39:49,772 You did the right thing by telling those boys 765 00:39:49,992 --> 00:39:51,402 to take what they wanted and get out. 766 00:39:51,619 --> 00:39:53,200 It was the smart choice. 767 00:39:54,663 --> 00:39:56,028 It was the only choice. 768 00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,624 Thank you for saying that, Mr. Lodge. 769 00:40:06,342 --> 00:40:08,128 What happened between 770 00:40:08,969 --> 00:40:10,834 Andre and that miscreant... 771 00:40:12,556 --> 00:40:14,046 Did that bother you? 772 00:40:15,434 --> 00:40:18,426 What Andre did? 773 00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:23,897 The night we stopped the Black Hood, 774 00:40:25,986 --> 00:40:28,227 there's only one thing that I regret. 775 00:40:29,406 --> 00:40:30,896 I had him. 776 00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:34,074 The man who tried to kill my dad, I had him. 777 00:40:35,788 --> 00:40:36,868 And I hesitated. 778 00:40:38,749 --> 00:40:39,784 And he might've gotten away 779 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,615 if it wasn't for Sheriff Keller. 780 00:40:42,086 --> 00:40:45,078 When it comes to protecting yourself or your loved ones, 781 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,206 you never, ever, hesitate. 782 00:41:03,607 --> 00:41:07,145 You can stop worrying now. I'm home. 783 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:09,602 As we were driving back from The Shining, 784 00:41:09,822 --> 00:41:11,153 lwas thinking... 785 00:41:11,365 --> 00:41:13,481 There's more than one kind of home invasion. 786 00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:15,692 It's not always fast and violent. 787 00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:17,026 Sometimes we open the door 788 00:41:17,246 --> 00:41:19,157 and we let the intruders in ourselves. 789 00:41:20,124 --> 00:41:21,489 What do you mean? 790 00:41:23,335 --> 00:41:26,327 [whispering] Before we left, I got a really weird vibe from Chic. 791 00:41:28,257 --> 00:41:30,043 Just be careful, okay? 792 00:41:36,515 --> 00:41:37,880 -Bye. -Bye. 793 00:41:41,812 --> 00:41:43,018 [door closes] 794 00:41:43,647 --> 00:41:46,013 [Jughead] And so this chapter comes full circle. 795 00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:47,848 Ending where it began. 796 00:41:48,318 --> 00:41:50,604 With a girl in a house 797 00:41:50,821 --> 00:41:52,686 that was far from sweet, 798 00:41:52,906 --> 00:41:55,443 and perhaps far from safe.