1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,000 [theme song] 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 [squawking] 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Yabba-dabba-doo! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 ? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ? 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:16,000 ? They're the modern Stone Age family ? 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 ? From the town of Bedrock ? 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,000 ? They're a page right out of history ? 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 ? Let's ride with the family down the street ? 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 ? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ? 10 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,000 ? When you're with the Flintstones ? 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 ? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ? 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 ? A dabba-doo time ? 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 ? We'll have a gay old time ?? 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,000 [instrumental music] 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Let's face it, Betty. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 As chairman of our Ladies Auxiliary 17 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Entertainment Committee 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I'm a flop. 19 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Oh, gee, Wilma 20 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 you've only got a week to get an act 21 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 for our big charity benefit show. 22 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 And I don't know where to start. 23 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Hmm. 24 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Um, how about a mind-reading act? 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 No. The ladies do that at home all the time. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 [laughing] 27 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 screech 28 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Oh, there's Fred. What does he say? 29 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 We haven't discussed it. 30 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 He's been working so hard lately 31 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 all I hear is three things. 32 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 "What a day, I'm beat and what's for dinner?" 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Oh, boy. What a day. 34 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I am beat. 35 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Wilma, what's for dinner? I'm starving. 36 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 swish 37 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 screech 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 No! No, Dino! Down, boy! Down! 39 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Heel! Heel, boy! 40 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 [laughs] Down, Dino! Down, will you? 41 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 (Fred) 'What's for dinner?' 42 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 How would a trained seal be? 43 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 'Wilma, I've told you a hundred times, no new recipes.' 44 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 [chuckles] It's not for you, Fred. 45 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,000 It's for the Ladies Auxiliary. 46 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Well, they can get their own dinner. 47 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Did you ever see such a grouch, Betty? 48 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I will if I don't get Barney's dinner on the table. 49 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 - Bye, folks. - 'Bye.' 50 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 [instrumental music] 51 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Fine thing 52 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 man comes home from work 53 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 and what does he want? 54 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 His paper, his pipe 55 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 his slippers and dinner. 56 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 'And what does he get?' 57 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 'Wisecracks.' 58 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Like, uh, a trained seal for dinner. 59 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 For me, it's decisions 60 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 decisions, decisions all day long! 61 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 'But Wilma can't decide whether to feed me' 62 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 'or the Ladies Auxiliary.' 63 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 - Now, I like that. - 'You do, huh?' 64 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Well, while you're liking things 65 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 how come you don't like me as much as Dino does? 66 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 I do like you as much as Dino, Fred 67 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,000 'but I'm all in a dither because I can't find an act' 68 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 'for our charity show.' 69 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 (Fred) 'Oh, is that all?' 70 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 (Wilma) 'Fred, it's a big problem.' 71 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 (Fred) 'So get a big star who will draw a big crowd.' 72 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 (Wilma) 'For 35 little dollars?' 73 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 When does a potato peeler get a coffee break around here? 74 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Wilma, money is no problem when you think big. 75 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Since when? 76 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Since I happen to have a big friend 77 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 who's a big agent for big stars. 78 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Fred, I don't think you'll get a star for $35. 79 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Then stop thinking, Wilma. 80 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I will handle it. 81 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Gee, Fred, nobody can hire a star for no money. 82 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Barney, Sam Stone and me were buddies 83 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 way before he became a big agent. 84 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 (Fred) 'I won't need money with good ol' Sam.' 85 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 [instrumental music] 86 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 So, um, I promised the wife a star for.. 87 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 [chuckles] 88 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 ...peanuts, Sammy old pal. 89 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Well, for peanuts, Fred, baby, sweetheart 90 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 I think I got the answer. 91 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Aw, thanks, Sam! 92 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I knew I could count on you. 93 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Fred, baby, sweetheart, as everyone knows 94 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Sam Stone's got a heart of gold, right? 95 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 - Right. - Right. 96 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 So Sam is getting you a big TV star for peanuts. 97 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Sweetie, honey, tell Mr. Chips 98 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 'we'd like to see him in here, okay?' 99 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 [instrumental music] 100 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 How about that? We're gettin' Mr. Chips. 101 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 - Who's he? - What do you mean, "Who's he?" 102 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 He's, uh, he's.. 103 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,000 [chuckles] 104 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Like Sam said, a big TV star. 105 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And here he is now. 106 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Oh, Fred, he isn't so big. 107 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Gee, I don't know what to say, Sammy. 108 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Say it's charity, sweetheart. 109 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,000 When you get a big star who will work 110 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 for peanuts salary-wise. 111 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 (Fred) 'Well, uh, um, uh, what's his act?' 112 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Uh, he's a method actor, Fred. 113 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 - Strictly method. - 'But what's that mean?' 114 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 'Give us some method acting, Chips, baby.' 115 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 [yawning] 116 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 (Barney) 'Hey, those method actors sure can act.' 117 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 [laughing] 118 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 He, he's got me thinking he's a chimpanzee. 119 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 (Fred) 'He is a chimpanzee.' 120 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 And his act would make my wife look like a monkey. 121 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Oh, what do you expect for the peanuts 122 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 you're spending, Fred? 123 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 'And, uh, uh, how much you got?' 124 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 35 peanuts, uh, uh, uh, dollars. 125 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Sweetie, send in any old 35 buck routine you come across. 126 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 'Come on, Chips. I'll, uh, flip you for lunch.' 127 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,000 - But, Sam, what about-- - 'Your 35 bucks?' 128 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Flintstone, I could book my mother-in-law 129 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 at the Laundromat for more than that. 130 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 So long, fellas. 131 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Uh, so long, Sammy, baby, sweetheart. 132 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Hey, that Sammy Stone is a true buddy-buddy, Fred. 133 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 That big phony. How do you figure? 134 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Well, look, he's showing us some acts right at our price level. 135 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah. The bargain basement. 136 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 [instrumental music] 137 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 (Barney) 'It's, uh, different, Fred.' 138 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 'Very different.' 139 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 (Fred) 'Next!' 140 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 [instrumental music] 141 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 boing 142 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 (Barney) 'Hey, uh, Fred, I think she likes you.' 143 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 (Fred) 'Next!' 144 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 [instrumental music] 145 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 ? All the kids in showbiz know Sammy Sammy ? 146 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 ? You're the guy who makes the dough ? 147 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 ? Sam Stone Agency ? 148 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,000 ? With generosity ? 149 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 ? You kindly take our fee ? 150 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 ? At ten percent we'll play a tent ? 151 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 ? For the Sam Stone Agency ?? 152 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 [laughs] Well? 153 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 (Fred) 'N-e-e-ext!' 154 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Pretty nifty, huh, Fred? 155 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 [laughing] 156 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:06,000 [laughs] Yeah, too nifty for the Ladies Auxiliary. Next. 157 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Would one of you gentlemen assist me in my act? 158 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Oh, a magic act, huh? 159 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 He's gonna make me disappear or something. 160 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Anything you want me to tell Wilma 161 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 in case he can't bring you back? 162 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 [laughing] 163 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Hey, what kind of magic act do you call this? 164 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Yeow! 165 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Watch it there, Charlie! 166 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I bruise easily! 167 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Stop it, Fred, please! You're making me dizzy! 168 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 (Fred) Stop what? I'm not doing anything. 169 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Hey! 170 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 crash 171 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 - What do you think, Fred? - Definitely not. 172 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Let's get outta here, Barney. We're wastin' our time. 173 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 "Fred, sweetheart, baby 174 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Sam is gettin' you a big TV star." 175 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Oh, that Hollyrock phony. 176 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I've seen better talent in a zoo. 177 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Oh, gee, Fred, uh, what're you going to tell Wilma? 178 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 The truth, what else? 179 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,000 What you usually tell her, a story. 180 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 No, Barney, no, I'm simply gonna walk in and say 181 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 "Wilma, I did my best but I failed. 182 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I did not get an act for your show." 183 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Are you sure you wanna do that? 184 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Of course. What can she do, sue me? 185 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 No, but don't say I didn't tell you so 186 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 when Wilma says, "I told you so." 187 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Hi, Fred. 188 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Well, I told you so. 189 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 You told me what? 190 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 That you can't hire a star for $35. 191 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,000 (Fred) 'You're dead sure I failed today, aren't you, Wilma?' 192 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,000 (Wilma) 'Fred, even you can't do the impossible.' 193 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Oh, your confidence in me is very touching. 194 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Remember when you invested in that novelty pajamas company? 195 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 It could have made us millionaires. 196 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 (Wilma) 'Instead, we wound up with no money.' 197 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 'And a hundred pairs of pajamas that glowed in the dark.' 198 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Enough, Wilma! 199 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 But I still had confidence in you 200 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 even when you traded our car 201 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 for all that oil stock.. 202 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 '...and then found that you'd bought two olive trees.' 203 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 (Fred) 'Wilma, I'm warnin' you!' 204 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Next. 205 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 There are many things you can do, Fred. 206 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 But negotiating big deals isn't one of them. 207 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 Is that so? 208 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Well, what do you think of this, Mrs. Doubtful Thomas? 209 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:26,000 - I got your act! - Fred, you're kidding! 210 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 'It's the biggest act anywhere' 211 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 'and, and it won't cost you anything!' 212 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 It's, uh, free and, and gratis 213 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 and, and, uh, b-besides, i-it's, it's for nothin'. 214 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I can't believe it! Who is it, Fred? Who? 215 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Well, it's, uh, uh.. 216 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 ...i-i-it's a surprise! 217 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 But I'll have to put it on the tickets and everything. 218 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Who is it? 219 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Uh...I'll, I'll tell you after dinner. 220 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I, I got to relax first. 221 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Oh, how could I have doubted you, you wonderful man? 222 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Mwah. 223 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 - You did it! - Yeah. 224 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Me and my big mouth did it. 225 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 'I can't imagine who you got.' 226 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Neither can I. 227 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Stall for time, Fred. You got to think! 228 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 What did you say, Fred? 229 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,000 'I said, uh-uh, I'm thirsty, uh, bring me a drink.' 230 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 [clapping on TV] 231 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 232 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Tonight, we have a really big show. 233 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 And to start off with a bang 234 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 we bring you that boy with the twang. 235 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Here's your water, Fred. 236 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Now tell me who you got. 237 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Come on, Fred. Who is it, please? 238 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,000 Quiet, Wilma. I'm relaxing. 239 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 squeak 240 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Here he is, folks. 241 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 The sensational, the incomparable.. 242 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 ...Rock Roll! 243 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 [crowd clapping] 244 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 (male 2) 'And his hit record "The Twitch."' 245 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 [instrumental music] 246 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 ? There's a town I know where the hipsters go ? 247 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 ? Called Bedrock ? 248 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 249 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 ? When you get an itch ? 250 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,000 ? Then you do the Twitch in Bedrock ? 251 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 252 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 ? 'Cause the twitching's fine ? 253 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 ? Have yourself a time ? 254 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 ? In Bedrock ? 255 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 256 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Fred, I want to know now! 257 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 ? Well we'll twist around the clock tonight ? 258 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 ? In Bedrock ? 259 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 260 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 261 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000 ? With all his might ? 262 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 ? In Bedrock ? 263 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 264 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 ? It's a swingin' town ? 265 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 ? So I'll see you down ? 266 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 ? In Bedrock ? 267 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,000 ? Twitch twitch yeah yeah ?? 268 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,000 - 'Fred, who did you get?' - Him! That's who! 269 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I-I got Rock Roll to come perform at your show! 270 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Now will you get off my back? 271 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Fred, what did you say? 272 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah. What did I say? 273 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Oh, Fred, say it again. 274 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 I got Rock Roll to perform at your show. 275 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Oh, boy! 276 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 [instrumental music] 277 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I thought you were gonna tell Wilma the truth, Fred. 278 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 - I was. - So what happened? 279 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 She hit me with a fast "I told you so" 280 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 and I was obliged to defend myself with the Rock Roll story. 281 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Oh, that's terrible. What are you gonna do? 282 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 The honorable thing, of course. 283 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Sneak out of town. 284 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 And leave Wilma holdin' the bag? 285 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,000 - Fred, you wouldn't. - No, no, I guess not. 286 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,000 She can come with me. 287 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Old buddy, I can see you're all tied up in knots. 288 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Eh, let's go get a massage. 289 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000 Good idea, Barn. 290 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 [instrumental music] 291 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Now, uh, just relax, Fred 292 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 and we'll find a calm, sensible way outta this. 293 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Right, right. Aah. 294 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Calm and sensible. 295 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Uh, we know Rock Roll is in town on a tour, right? 296 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Calm and sensible. Aah. That's right. 297 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Okay, calm and sensible like 298 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 we go to his hotel and kidnap him. 299 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Right. 300 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 We kidnap Rock Roll. 301 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Uh, kidnap him? 302 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 What's the matter with you, Barney? 303 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Well, how else can you get him? 304 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Oh, I don't know. 305 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 How about me tryin' to hypnotize him? 306 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 - Gee, Fred, could you? - Ooh, sure, Barney. 307 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I'd simply look him in the eye 308 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 and tell him my problem 309 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 and, uh, ask him to help me out. 310 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Okay, let's go. 311 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Are you kiddin'? 312 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 You can't walk in on a star like Rock Roll 313 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 and ask him to perform for free. 314 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 I didn't mean to walk in 315 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 but, uh, maybe if we go in on our knees 316 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000 crying a little, what can we lose? 317 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 [Fred and Barney crying] 318 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Hey, Mr. Flintstone, Mr. Rubble 319 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 y'all can get off your knees now. 320 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000 I'll do it! 321 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 [Fred and Barney crying] 322 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,000 'Come on, fellas. Quit your cryin'.' 323 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,000 I said the answer's yes! 324 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Did, did you hear that, Barney? 325 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 He said yes. 326 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 You mean you'll perform 327 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 at my wife's show for nothing? 328 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Sure enough. Yeah. 329 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 (Fred) 'Oh, Mr. Roll, you don't know what this means' 330 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 and I don't know how to thank you. 331 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Great day in the morning, man. 332 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 I know how 'tis. 333 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Got me a little gal never stops jawing sunup to sundown. 334 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:21,000 - Barney-boy, he said yes! - He sure enough did. 335 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 [laughing] 336 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Besides, it's a chance to try out my new song 337 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 in front of a audience. 338 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 clack clack clack 339 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Hey there, fella. 340 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 (Roll) 'That's my career you're fussing with.' 341 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 Y'all better clear out now, hear? 342 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 (Rock) 'How do you like this, boys?' 343 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I'm what you might call a hardtop convertible. 344 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 [all laughing] 345 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 'Hoo-whee, fellas!' 346 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 I laughed myself up an appetite. 347 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 (Rock) 'Come on, let's have somethin' to eat.' 348 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Man, I do dearly love my food. 349 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 'Say, you eat pretty good yourself, Mr. Flintstone.' 350 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 'You remind me of my daddy.' 351 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 'Folks called him Plump Pa.' 352 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 What a coincidence. 353 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Folks call Mr. Flintstone here Fat Fred! 354 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Uh, don't they, Mr. Flintstone? 355 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 [laughing] 356 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 [both laughing] 357 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000 [Rock gagging] 358 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Get this stuff away from me! 359 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 [babbling] Quick! 360 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 [babbling] 361 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Aachoo! 362 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 [panting] 363 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,000 - Oh, that's better. - Hey, w-w-what's wrong, Rock? 364 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Pickled dodo eggs. 365 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 [sniffles] I'm allergic to 'em. 366 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 No foolin'? 367 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 If I just smell 'em, I sneeze. 368 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 [sniffs] 369 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Oh, but if I eat any pickled dodo eggs.. 370 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,000 ...hoo-oo-whee, I lose my voice completely. 371 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Can't talk or sing for days. 372 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Oh, that's too bad. 373 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Oh, no, it ain't bad at all. 374 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,000 It's pickled dodo eggs got me $2 million 375 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 my own recording company 376 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 three houses, two cars 377 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 an airyplane, and I'm a star. 378 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 All that from pickled dodo eggs? 379 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 How come? 380 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Well, boys, 'bout a year ago 381 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I was playing my guitar for a school dance, see 382 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:23,000 when somebody gave me a pickled dodo-egg sandwich. 383 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Man, I started sneezin' 384 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 and itchin' and jumpin' around 385 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 like a horny-toad frog on a hot stove. 386 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 [instrumental music] 387 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Feller saw me.. 388 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 ...figured it was the twitchin' was my act 389 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 and hired me for his nightclub. 390 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 So that's how you started, "The Twitch?" 391 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 All two million bucks' worth of it? 392 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 From an allergy? 393 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Hey, maybe that's why we're not rich, Fred. 394 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Eh, the worst we can get are simple head colds. 395 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Barney, just being allergic ain't enough. 396 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 You got to have talent. 397 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 As Rock will prove at the Ladies Auxiliary show. 398 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 - 'Right, Rock?' - Well, I aim to try. 399 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 And here's the song I'm gonna sing at your show. 400 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 It's one I just recorded. 401 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,000 [instrumental music] 402 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 ? Sowbelly pot of beans ? 403 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 ? Tie a rope around your jeans ? 404 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 ? Tell your mom not to wait ? 405 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 ? You ain't gettin' home till late ? 406 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 ? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ? 407 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 ? We're gonna twitch ? 408 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,000 ? There's a town I know where the hipsters go ? 409 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 ? Called Bedrock ? 410 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 411 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 ? When you get an itch ? 412 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 ? Then you do the twitch ? 413 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 ? In Bedrock ? 414 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 415 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 ? 'Cause the twitching's fine ? 416 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 ? Have yourself a time ? 417 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 ? In Bedrock ? 418 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 419 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Hey, a song about our town. 420 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,000 ? Well we'll twist around the clock tonight ? 421 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 ? In Bedrock ? 422 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 423 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 424 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 ? With all his might ? 425 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 ? In Bedrock ? 426 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 427 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000 ? It's a swingin' town ? 428 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 ? So I'll see you down ? 429 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 ? In Bedrock twitch twitch ? 430 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 ? Yeah yeah ?? 431 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Come on, fellas! Get with it! 432 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 'That's right, Mr. Rubble!' 433 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Hey, you ought to try this twitchin', Fred. 434 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 - It's fun. - 'Join in, Mr. Flintstone!' 435 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Well, it's a little tricky 436 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 but, uh, I'll try. 437 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 [music continues] 438 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 You sure you made two million bucks doin' this? 439 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000 I swear on my gold record I did! 440 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Boy, this sure beats hauling rocks! 441 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 screech 442 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Gee, Betty, are you as excited as I am? 443 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 And how! 444 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Oh, the show is a complete sellout. Thanks to Fred. 445 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 (Fred) 'Think nothing of it, girls.' 446 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 No trouble. 447 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 [laughs] 448 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 All it took was-- 449 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Some cryin', beggin' and pleadin'. 450 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 [laughing] 451 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Come on, let's go to our seats. 452 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Ah, you girls go ahead. We'll meet you there. 453 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Yeah, we promised to help out with the lights. 454 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 (Wilma) 'Alright, boys, but hurry.' 455 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 [instrumental music] 456 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 I wish Rock would get here. 457 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Why's he so late? 458 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Easy, Fred. He'll get here. 459 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Everybody in Bedrock must be out there. 460 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Boy, imagine all those people waiting for one guy. 461 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 His public. 462 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Oh, you got a public, Fred. 463 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 You got me and Wilma and Betty. 464 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 That's not a public. That's a bridge game. 465 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000 What's keepin' Rock? 466 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Where's Fred and Barney? 467 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Gee, they'd better be starting the show. 468 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 This audience is getting restless. 469 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 He's not in there. He's not out here. Where is he? 470 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Relax, Fred. He'll be here any.. 471 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 [car honking] 472 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Hey, there's Rock's car. 473 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 And there's Rock. 474 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Hurry up, Rock. Hurry up. 475 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The whole town's waiting for you 476 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 to get out there and twitch. 477 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Huh? What do you mean "No?" 478 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 B-B-Barney, w-w-what's eating this guy? 479 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 I think the question is, Fred 480 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 "What's this guy been eatin'?" 481 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 (Fred) 'Oh, it-it begins with an O' 482 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 'and, a-a-and has wings?' 483 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 'You, uh, you ate an owl?' 484 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 (Barney) 'Uh, no, uh, no, Fred.' 485 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 'It begins with a do.' 486 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 'Uh, he ate a doughnut. Hey, I got it.' 487 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 'He ate a doughnut hole.' 488 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 'Uh, with, uh, wings?' 489 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 (Fred) 'Oh, brother.' 490 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 'Am I ever in a pickle!' 491 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 You mean you're in a pickle too? 492 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 No, Fred. The pickle's in him. 493 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Oh, no! 494 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,000 You mean, pickled dodo-bird eggs? 495 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 You ate some by mistake? 496 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 [babbling] 497 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Oh, Rock, you can't sing! 498 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I'm finished! I'm through! 499 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Barney, Barney, he can't sing! 500 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 What will I do? 501 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 twang 502 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Huh? Huh, what's all this stuff? 503 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 It, uh, looks like Rock's costume 504 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 his guitar, and his record, Fred. 505 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Oh, oh, oh! I get it! 506 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000 You go out on the stage in his costume 507 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 and make your mouth match Rock's recording. 508 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 - Right, Rock? - Hold it, Rock! 509 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I can't get away with this! 510 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 [whistles] 511 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Rock, come back! I-I-I get stage fright! 512 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Come on, Fred. Your public is waiting. 513 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 swoosh 514 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 (Fred) 'I can't do it, Barney. I'm, I'm scared stiff.' 515 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 That crowd wants Rock Roll, not Fat Fred. 516 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 They'll never know the difference, Fred. 517 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 All those people out there now belong to you. 518 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 They're your public, all yours. 519 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000 My, m-m-my, my public? 520 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000 [chuckles] 521 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Yes. How about that? 522 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 I got my own private public. 523 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Here he is, folks! 524 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000 The sensational.. 525 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 ...the one and only.. 526 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 ...Rock Roll! 527 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 (male 3) 'In person!' 528 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 [crowd cheering] 529 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I don't want my public! 530 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Send them home! Send me home! 531 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 I'm scared! 532 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Freddy-boy, I hate to do this to you, but.. 533 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 (Fred) 'Y-e-e-eow!' 534 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 swish 535 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 [crowd cheering] 536 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 [instrumental music] 537 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 ? There's a town I know where the hipsters go ? 538 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 ? Called Bedrock ? 539 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 540 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 ? When you get an itch ? 541 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 ? Then you do the twitch ? 542 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000 ? In Bedrock ? 543 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 544 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 ? 'Cause the twitching's fine ? 545 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 ? Have yourself a time ? 546 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 ? In Bedrock twitch twitch ? 547 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 - He's exciting! - He's marvelous! 548 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 He's Fred. 549 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 - Fred? - Fred? 550 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 ? ...the clock tonight ? 551 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 ? In Bedrock ? 552 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 553 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 554 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 555 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 556 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 557 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 558 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 559 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000 toing toing 560 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Sorry. Ha ha! 561 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 Must have dozed off. 562 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 [instrumental music] 563 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000 ? Well we'll twist around the clock tonight ? 564 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 ? In Bedrock ? 565 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 566 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 ? And Rock is gonna roll ? 567 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 ? With all his might ? 568 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 ? In Bedrock ? 569 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 570 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 ? It's a swingin' town ? 571 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 ? So I'll see you down ? 572 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 ? In Bedrock ? 573 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 ? Twitch twitch ?? 574 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 [music continues] 575 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 thud thud 576 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 [crowd cheering] 577 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 [whistles] 578 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000 The most exciting act in show business, folks! 579 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 Let's hear it for Rock Roll! 580 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Gee, Wilma, I can't get over 581 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 how Fred saved the show last night. 582 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 I know. Wasn't he marvelous? 583 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 And you know what? 584 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 He won't let me tell anyone. 585 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 586 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000 This morning, he told me to forget the whole thing. 587 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000 - No fooling? - He's so modest. 588 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 He says anyone could've done it, anyone at all. 589 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 [instrumental music] 590 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 ? Sowbelly and a pot of beans ? 591 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000 ? Tie that rope.. ? 592 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Wilma, what's that awful noise? 593 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 I don't know. 594 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 But it sounds like someone's had an accident. 595 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 ? Twitch twitch ? 596 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 ? There's a town I know where the hipsters go ? 597 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 ? Called Bedrock ? 598 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 ? Ooh baby baby baby ? 599 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 (Wilma) 'Fred!' 600 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000 ? Baby baby ba.. ?? 601 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Hello, Wilma. 602 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Fred, what are you wearing? 603 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 What are you doing? 604 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Why are you home from work? 605 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 I quit my job, Wilma. 606 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 - You what? - I quit. 607 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Anyone can lug boulders around a rock quarry. 608 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 But, Fred, you've worked so hard to get ahead. 609 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 (Fred) 'Exactly, and I'm through with working hard.' 610 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 I'm goin' into show business. 611 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 (Wilma) 'Oh, no.' 612 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 You saw me last night, sweetheart, baby. 613 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I was one sensational smasharoonie. 614 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 'So I'm gonna be a star.' 615 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000 'Even picked the name of my first record album.' 616 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:41,000 "Fatty Fred Flintstone Sings You Music to Twitch By." 617 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 You like it? 618 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 (Betty and Wilma) 'Fatty Fred Flintstone?' 619 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 It'll be stuff like this. 620 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 [instrumental music] 621 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 ? There's a town I know where the hipsters go ? 622 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000 [howls] 623 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000 ? Baby baby baby ? 624 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 ? Baby baby baby ? 625 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Hand them over, Dino. Ladies first. 626 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 That includes me. 627 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 ? Okay baby baby ? 628 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 ? Be-ba-ba-ba-be-be baby baby ? 629 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 ? Baby baby ? 630 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 ? Baby baby ? 631 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 ? Oh the town called Bedrock where you twitch and twitch ?? 632 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 [theme song] 633 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 ? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ? 634 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,000 ? They're the modern Stone Age family ? 635 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 ? From the town of Bedrock ? 636 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:33,000 ? They're a page right out of history ? 637 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 ? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ? 638 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 ? Then that cat will stay out for the night ? 639 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 ? When you're with the Flintstones ? 640 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,000 ? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ? 641 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 ? A dabba-doo time ? 642 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 ? We'll have a gay old time ? 643 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000 ? We'll have a gay old time ?? 644 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Wilma!