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DAVID:
Look at it.
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It makes me so happy
that I could cry.
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All these months of planning,
and it's finally here.
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Our perfect day.
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I'm so glad that we decided
to do it in our home
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and not some cold hotel.
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Yes, our home is a
reflection of who we are.
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Do you know how many hours
I've slaved in that garden?
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Yes. Diego tells me
all the time
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how hard you work
telling him what to do.
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(chuckles)
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Our home, our day, our way.
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The way we want,
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our choices, to
reflect who we are.
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It's everything
that we ever wanted.
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You're everything
I ever wanted.
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I'm just sorry that you didn't
get that one thing
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that you were hoping for.
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How you liking that wine,
Father Michael?
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You kidding?
After a lifetime
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sipping the sacramental swill
the church gets...
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no offense to BevMo!,
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our friends in Christ...
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this is a real treat. Thank you.
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Um... so, Father, as you know,
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David and I are getting
married in a couple weeks.
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We would like you to marry us.
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Look, guys,
I'm all for nontraditional.
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But, uh,
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I work a very traditional job
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with very traditional rules.
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You know, I'm sorry.
I really wish I could.
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Yeah, that one sort of hurt.
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But who knows? Maybe our backup
choice will work out fine.
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(slurping)
How's that chocolate milk, Gary?
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Mmm. Fantastic.
I love to pretend I'm drinking
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milk from an African cow.
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And I've got to say,
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I would be thrilled
to marry you guys.
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Officiate, Gary.
We're not looking for a third.
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Well, as you know, I'm a pro.
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I ran a chapel
in Laughlin, Nevada.
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Married over 400 drunk couples.
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And I met Jeff Dunham,
America's foremost
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comedy ventriloquist.
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His dummy, Pumpkin,
came onto me.
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Stuck his little wooden hand
right down my pants.
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Look, I know it's not
your traditional choice,
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but isn't that the point?
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We're making
our own traditions.
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Oh, no! No, no, no!
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You're not supposed to see
each other on your wedding day.
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It's bad luck.
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Oh, Mom. We don't
believe in that.
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I don't care what you believe
in... that's the tradition.
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Go. All right,
I'll take Bryan then.
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Uh...
(chuckles)
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David...
Let her have this one thing.
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Just promise me:
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Our day, our way.
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No eye contact.
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(laughs)
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(sputters) Stupid baby.
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I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean that.
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You are a beautiful boy.
Beautiful boy.
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I love this tux
you made me, Mom.
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I feel like a seat filler
at the Academy Awards.
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Aw, thanks, sweetie.
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And who knows,
maybe the next thing
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you'll be making is
a wedding dress for yourself.
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Okay, out with it.
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Just tell me how you really feel
about your dad re-proposing.
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Come on, Mom,
how long does it take you
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to come up with two letters?
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Uh, but don't you think it might
be nice to be a family again?
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Like we used to be?
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No! We moved out here
because of how it used to be.
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Shania, he's the only man
I've ever loved.
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Well, once that baby plops out,
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maybe you should put on a little
lipstick and change that.
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Shake your ass a little, Mom.
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Whoa-whoa-whee-whoo, Shania.
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Look, nine months ago,
you had nothing to lose.
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You took a chance,
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and 'cause you did, I got
the best version of my mom
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and a dad I never knew
could be so great.
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If you say yes
to his re-proposal,
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all that could go away.
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Now I have everything to lose.
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Mama.
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David, you look so sexy!
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(chuckles)
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Ah! If you weren't
my son and gay,
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I'd eat you with hot sauce.
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(groans) Where's Dad?
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I thought you guys
were driving down together.
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Oh, we were going to,
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but then his girlfriend's mom
passed away.
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Said he had to be with Crystal.
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Oh, that's terrible.
How did she die?
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Lethal injection.
But never mind about that.
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Today's your big day.
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There's something special
I want you to wear.
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Voilà!
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It's the tuxedo
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your Grandpa Julie wore
on his wedding day.
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Mom, I can't wear this.
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Bryan and I discussed it.
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We promised
to do things our way.
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Oh, come on, David.
Don't ruin a family tradition.
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Now, where's that Goldie
with a needle and thread?
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We need to take up the crotch.
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You know how big your
Grandpa Julie was down there.
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(sighs)
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You okay, boo?
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Well, I hate to admit it,
but I'm scared.
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Mm. I know. I get it.
Cold feet, huh?
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Well, listen,
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David's dark inside,
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passive-aggressive
and you know what?
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I really think
he resents your success.
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It's better you realized it now.
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What are you talking about?
I love David.
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Oh, my God. Me, too.
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He is so sweet.
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No, Rocky, I'm talking
about the vows.
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We both agreed not
to write anything down,
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just to speak from the heart,
and now I'm afraid.
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I'm nervous
I'm gonna expose myself
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as someone
with human qualities.
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My son at his wedding.
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I remember crying
when you were 15
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because I thought I
would never see this day.
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I'd just found a magazine
under his bed... Mirabella.
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Uh, Rocky, would you mind
giving us a moment alone?
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Look, Mom, I...
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I know that the last several
years have been... difficult,
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but I'm glad we made it through,
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and I really appreciate
you being here.
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I know your father
would be so proud
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if he were here.
You think so?
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Well, he wouldn't say it.
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You know, he'd just
complain about
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his overactive bladder.
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(laughs)
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Bryan...
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I want to walk you
down the aisle.
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Oh, Mom,
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I can't. I promised David
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it would just be the two of us
walking down the aisle.
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Please, Bryan.
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For me.
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And your dad.
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(classical music playing,
quiet chatter)
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Ooh.
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My girls!
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Oh, my God, Shania,
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you look like Janelle Monáe,
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except for a little taller
and paler.
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And, Goldie,
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I hear you could be the next one
down the aisle.
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Who told you that?
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(gasps)
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Oh.
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Shania, I have something
to say to you.
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The last time that I was
in this house for a wedding,
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it was yours.
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And I ruined it.
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I'm very sorry.
It's okay.
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Wilbur and I weren't ready
for that level of intimacy.
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(chuckles)
Oh, my God, if you would've
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told me then that I was
accepting an invitation
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to a wedding of two guys,
I would've hung myself.
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And I would've knocked that
chair right from under you.
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Here's to Bryan and David,
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the happiest couple I know.
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Whoa. That was a
beautiful speech, Nana.
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(quietly): Please don't tell
people that Clay proposed,
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at least
until I've made my mind up.
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Oh, you're so controlling
for a liberal.
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Okay. I'll tell you later,
but I just want you to know
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that I have some big news
about me and Brice.
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Oh.
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Now Rocky and I
are gonna get lit up.
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(laughing)
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Come on, Nikki.
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Shania, look.
A chocolate fountain
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right there.
Let's stick a shrimp in there
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and see if it swims.
Come on.
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Oh...
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Goldie.
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Oh, hey.
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I understand you
received a proposal.
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Are congratulations in order?
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Honestly, I'm not sure.
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All right, listen.
I don't know
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if I'm out of line
by saying this.
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I've been holding this back.
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Goldie, you are
an amazing woman.
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You are. You're-you're driven
yet kind, you're funny.
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I mean, you're carrying a baby
for two guys who can't.
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You're like a beautiful
stork for gays.
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Brice... Look around this room.
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Look, every soul who you've
touched comes out better for it.
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I see you, Goldie.
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You transform life
into something new.
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And marrying your ex
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just feels old.
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CLAY:
Goldie,
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I dropped my prepaid phone
in the fountain,
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and then I tried
to fish it out with my keys,
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and now everything's
covered in chocolate.
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How do I look?
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Exactly like your father
did when we got married.
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Except handsome and skinny.
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Come on, Colleen, the
ceremony's about to start.
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Let's go to our "hot mothers
of the grooms" seats
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and scope out which cater
waiters we're gonna schtup.
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Uh, I'm-I'm so sorry,
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but I-I'm gonna be walking Bryan
down the aisle.
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Why didn't anyone tell me?
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I would've worn
something more revealing
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had I known I'd be part
of the processional.
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You got to put the fresh produce
at the front
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of the grocery store,
if you know what I mean.
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I do.
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Frances, I'm sorry. My mom
is walking me down the aisle.
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It's just something
we're doing together.
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It means a lot to her.
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Because my husband
is no longer with us.
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Oh. I'm supposed to be punished
because my ex-husband
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didn't die of tushy cancer?
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I want to walk my son
down the aisle, too.
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Just... David and I are
trying to keep this simple.
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It is simple: if she
gets to, I get to.
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Colleen has six kids.
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She has five more chances
to do this again.
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You're not really gonna
deny me this, Bryan, are you?
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Welcome, friends,
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to this most blessed day
of marriage,
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a celebration of love
and commitment
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between Bryan and David.
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The Taoists commemorate
this joyful union
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with a timeless saying:
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(speaking Chinese)
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What is he saying? GARY: Nope.
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I think that means.
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"I'd like to take a bath
with the two fat ones."
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(sighs) David?
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Oh, my God,
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you look so handsome.
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I am the luckiest man
in the world.
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Oh, my God, you look insane.
256
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,544
What in the hell
are you wearing?
257
00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,181
It's my Grandpa Julie's.
My mom made me wear it.
258
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,681
And you couldn't...
oh, I don't know... refuse?
259
00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,283
Or were you planning on going
straight from the wedding
260
00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,517
to perform magic
on a cruise ship?
261
00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,519
Everybody's shoving their
old musty traditions
262
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,654
down our throat; this is
no longer our wedding.
263
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:18,756
Well, do we have to go through
with it like this?
264
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,992
Yes. I know it's traditional,
but it would mean
265
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,228
a lot to me if we were married
before our baby came.
266
00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,362
I know, I know.
267
00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,163
David.
268
00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:27,164
Hey.
269
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,933
May this tuxedo
bring you and Bryan
270
00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,734
the same bottomless ecstasy
271
00:09:30,768 --> 00:09:32,502
it brought my mother
and father.
272
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:35,005
She couldn't walk straight
for two days after that night.
273
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,341
What a lovely tribute, Frances.
274
00:09:37,375 --> 00:09:38,075
Okay.
275
00:09:38,109 --> 00:09:38,876
Shall we?
276
00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:39,877
Shall we what?
277
00:09:39,911 --> 00:09:41,777
I'm sorry. My dad is dead.
278
00:09:41,812 --> 00:09:43,246
Shall we what?
279
00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,955
Wrong finger, genius.
280
00:09:53,757 --> 00:09:55,424
(Vivaldi's "Spring" playing)
281
00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:02,064
(electronics clicking, chiming)
282
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,134
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
283
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,103
I'm pretty sure
that's for after.
284
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:14,275
Okay. All right.
Thanks, Mom.
285
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,089
What is...
286
00:10:28,123 --> 00:10:30,623
(quietly): You wrote vows?
I thought we were gonna wing it.
287
00:10:30,657 --> 00:10:32,625
We are gonna wing it.
I just planned mine.
288
00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:33,626
What am I supposed to do?
289
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,727
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
290
00:10:34,762 --> 00:10:36,796
(music ends)
291
00:10:37,932 --> 00:10:39,599
Dearly beloved,
292
00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:43,136
we are gathered here
today to witness as
293
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:47,106
this man joins this man
with this man.
294
00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:48,840
Three men.
295
00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:50,342
Rather, two men...
296
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:52,144
I'm so sorry.
297
00:10:52,178 --> 00:10:53,279
I don't want to interrupt.
298
00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,313
It's such a lovely ceremony,
299
00:10:54,347 --> 00:10:55,147
but, um...
300
00:10:55,181 --> 00:10:56,448
I-I think my water just broke.
301
00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:57,449
(shouts) Oh!
302
00:10:57,483 --> 00:10:58,284
Do something!
(electronics clicking)
303
00:10:58,318 --> 00:10:59,952
Oh, my God!
Get a towel.
304
00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,319
Ooh, help me, Jesus.
305
00:11:01,353 --> 00:11:02,253
Give her some...
306
00:11:02,288 --> 00:11:03,654
Just give her some room.
307
00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:13,783
(John Lennon's
"Beautiful Boy" playing)
308
00:11:18,956 --> 00:11:20,957
♪ Close your eyes ♪
309
00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:25,228
♪ Have no fear ♪
310
00:11:27,264 --> 00:11:29,131
♪ The monster's gone ♪
311
00:11:29,165 --> 00:11:31,100
♪ He's on the run ♪
312
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:33,669
♪ And your daddy's here ♪
313
00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:39,274
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
314
00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:42,310
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
315
00:11:44,647 --> 00:11:46,014
♪ Beautiful ♪
316
00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:47,915
♪ Beautiful, beautiful ♪
(panting)
317
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,451
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
318
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:54,956
♪ Before you go to sleep ♪
319
00:11:57,359 --> 00:12:00,094
♪ Say a little prayer ♪
320
00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:03,596
♪ Every day ♪
321
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,632
♪ In every way ♪
322
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:10,203
♪ It's getting
better and better ♪
323
00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:13,540
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
324
00:12:13,574 --> 00:12:17,143
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
325
00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:22,982
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
326
00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:25,284
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
327
00:12:29,222 --> 00:12:32,558
♪ Out on the ocean ♪
328
00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:34,926
♪ Sailing away ♪
329
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,828
(strained grunting)
330
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,064
♪ I can hardly wait ♪
Push, push.
331
00:12:39,098 --> 00:12:40,265
(grunting)
332
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,434
♪ To see you come of age ♪
333
00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:44,670
It's coming!
334
00:12:44,704 --> 00:12:45,904
I can see the head.
335
00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,906
♪ But I guess
we'll both just have ♪
336
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,340
One more, one more.
337
00:12:49,374 --> 00:12:51,275
♪ To be patient ♪
DOCTOR: Here we go.
338
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,544
(crying)
339
00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:56,314
♪ 'Cause it's long way to go ♪
340
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,218
♪ A hard row to hoe ♪
341
00:13:01,986 --> 00:13:04,522
♪ Yes, it's a long way to go ♪
342
00:13:04,556 --> 00:13:07,890
♪ But in the meantime ♪
343
00:13:10,294 --> 00:13:12,696
♪ Before you cross the street ♪
344
00:13:15,499 --> 00:13:18,568
♪ Take my hand ♪
345
00:13:18,603 --> 00:13:22,137
♪ Life is what happens to you ♪
346
00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:26,041
♪ While you're busy
making other plans ♪
347
00:13:28,511 --> 00:13:31,647
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
348
00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:34,483
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
349
00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:40,255
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
350
00:13:40,289 --> 00:13:42,957
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
351
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,094
♪ Before you go to sleep ♪
352
00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:51,266
♪ Say a little prayer ♪
353
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,336
♪ Every day ♪
It's okay. It's okay.
354
00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:58,739
♪ In every way,
it's getting better ♪
355
00:13:58,773 --> 00:14:02,442
♪ And better, yeah ♪
356
00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:05,945
♪ Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful ♪
357
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:09,682
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
358
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,519
♪ Darling, darling ♪
359
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,988
♪ Darling ♪
360
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,258
♪ Darling Sean. ♪
361
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,727
Sawyer Collins.
362
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,897
It's nice to finally meet you.
363
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,266
I'm Bryan Collins.
364
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,169
But you can call me...
365
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,203
Dad.
366
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,242
Say, "No more belly!"
No more belly!
367
00:14:51,277 --> 00:14:53,211
Although, there is
still kind of a bloop,
368
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:55,546
'cause it's only
been two weeks.
369
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,316
Hey, goggles, can I talk to
your mom for a minute, alone?
370
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:01,519
Why don't you go work on
your Hillary Clinton impression.
371
00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:03,654
(mock laughing)
372
00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,528
Do you remember
at the boys' non-wedding
373
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:14,831
I told you I had some big news
about me and Brice?
374
00:15:14,865 --> 00:15:16,033
You're getting married?
375
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,867
Married? Are you
out of your mind?
376
00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:20,170
Goldie, Brice is a booty call.
377
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:24,006
He's perfect for a free-spirited
woman of today, like me.
378
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,074
(laughs) No.
379
00:15:25,108 --> 00:15:27,209
Brice and I had
a co-listing...
380
00:15:27,244 --> 00:15:28,344
this house on Lindo Street.
381
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,778
It closed.
382
00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:30,779
Yeah!
383
00:15:30,814 --> 00:15:32,415
It's a six-figure commission.
384
00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:33,582
Whoa.
385
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:34,583
Goldie, don't you get it?
386
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,718
We got what we came here for.
387
00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:39,154
Okay. I know what you're
gonna say now, Nana.
388
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,256
That it's time to
move back to Ohio
389
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:43,791
so I can marry Clay and
raise Shania in a place
390
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,094
where people still worship God
and football and spareribs.
391
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:47,862
No, it isn't.
392
00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,098
Goldie, sit down.
393
00:15:54,936 --> 00:15:58,705
I want to say thank you, Goldie,
for changing my life.
394
00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,142
Look at what you've done.
395
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:03,877
You came here,
396
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:05,512
you got this
incredible apartment
397
00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:07,147
for you and your daughter,
398
00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,216
you started your own business.
399
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,318
You showed me how to be
an independent woman.
400
00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:13,652
And now I've got
401
00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:16,155
green in the bank
and a black friend named Rocky.
402
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:19,158
(laughs)
403
00:16:19,193 --> 00:16:22,362
I don't ever want to go back
to the way things were.
404
00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:24,097
Why would you?
405
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:25,664
I still love him.
406
00:16:25,699 --> 00:16:27,665
Fine. Love him.
407
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:30,802
But don't you ever forget
what you taught me:
408
00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:34,139
You embrace your potential
and not your past.
409
00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:40,078
Shh.
410
00:16:48,153 --> 00:16:49,553
Who loves his daddy?
411
00:16:49,587 --> 00:16:51,222
Sawyer loves his daddy.
412
00:16:51,256 --> 00:16:52,623
Who loves his daddy?
413
00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:53,624
(beeping) Sawyer.
414
00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:54,625
Sawyer loves his daddy.
415
00:16:54,659 --> 00:16:55,993
Who loves his daddy?
416
00:16:56,028 --> 00:16:57,528
Sawyer loves his daddy.
417
00:16:57,562 --> 00:16:59,929
Okay, now it's time for Sawyer
to love his papa. Gimme, gimme.
418
00:16:59,963 --> 00:17:02,598
Oh, no, the book says that at
two weeks he can see our faces.
419
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,667
Let him enjoy this one a
while longer; it's so good.
420
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,469
We agreed
on 30-minute intervals.
421
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:07,770
It's my turn. Rocky?
422
00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:09,672
I told you... you guys
should have gotten two.
423
00:17:09,706 --> 00:17:11,207
You know you don't
like to share.
424
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:13,643
Me and Nikki have
a one-on-one ratio.
425
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:15,610
Oh, okay, okay, just wait.
426
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,812
Do you have his head? Do you have his head?
I know. Yeah.
427
00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:19,448
Oh, careful, careful. I got it.
I have his head.
428
00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,517
I have his head.
David, let go of his head.
429
00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:23,118
Hello, my dear.
430
00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,487
Hi, Goldie.
Oh. Look who I have!
431
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,856
Oh, yes, he's the most beautiful
baby ever. Have you seen Shania?
432
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:28,857
She slipped out, and I thought
433
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,258
she might be here.
Is she here?
434
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:31,292
No. You can't find her?
435
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:32,527
No, she's not
answering her phone.
436
00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:33,727
I'm so worried.
Calm down.
437
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:34,728
You'll pop your stitches.
438
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,130
If she has tracking on
439
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,498
her cell phone,
we will find her.
440
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:39,534
Okay.
441
00:17:41,903 --> 00:17:44,472
(seagulls squawking in distance)
442
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:45,706
Shania?
443
00:17:49,577 --> 00:17:51,311
About time you got here.
444
00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:53,012
I'm a ten-year-old
alone on a beach.
445
00:17:53,047 --> 00:17:55,515
Do you know how many
modeling jobs I've been offered?
446
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,817
We were so worried.
Why did you do this?
447
00:17:57,851 --> 00:18:00,353
I wanted to show you that.
448
00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:02,421
I wanted to remind you why
449
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,022
we came out here
in the first place.
450
00:18:04,057 --> 00:18:05,591
Look, you can't see
the end of it.
451
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,593
We have a great life, Mom.
452
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,595
I love our family
the way it is.
453
00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:11,930
What, just...
you and me?
454
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,332
No way. Them, too.
455
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:15,101
This is the family we built.
456
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,403
You, me, Bryan, David,
Rocky, Nikki and Sawyer.
457
00:18:18,437 --> 00:18:20,171
Why would we ever change that?
458
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:23,040
Sometimes you are so
much smarter than me.
459
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,544
Girl, it ain't just sometimes.
460
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,884
I'm gonna say no to your dad.
461
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:36,453
But... we are gonna
raise you together.
462
00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,855
And ground you together
for running away.
463
00:18:38,889 --> 00:18:40,357
Fair enough.
464
00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:47,264
David... this is all I
wanted our wedding to be.
465
00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:48,898
Just us, right here.
466
00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:50,566
This right now is so perfect.
467
00:18:50,601 --> 00:18:54,137
I wish we could've just done
it right here on the beach.
468
00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:00,876
♪ ♪
469
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,521
What about music?
470
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:13,921
I'll sing.
471
00:19:13,956 --> 00:19:16,224
But first I need to stop by
one of those "doctor" shops
472
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:17,592
and get me a medical
marijuana card.
473
00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:19,161
Oh. Girl, stop looking
at me like that.
474
00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:21,396
I got ocular pressure.
475
00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:23,130
No need, Rocky.
476
00:19:23,165 --> 00:19:25,466
You want us to get you
a Gatorade or a Pedialyte?
477
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,100
All right,
just try to stand up.
478
00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:28,969
(Goldie laughs)
479
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:32,239
Okay, so now we just need
someone to officiate.
480
00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:33,974
I saw a guy at Muscle Beach.
481
00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:35,476
He was wearing
a Supertramp Speedo
482
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,910
and juggling chainsaws,
483
00:19:36,944 --> 00:19:38,944
but his sign said he'd do
anything for three dollars.
484
00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:39,745
Oh.
Oh.
485
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:40,746
Oh. Go get him.
486
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:41,814
Don't worry about it, guys.
487
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,848
I have it covered.
488
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,618
Father Michael!
489
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:46,919
What are you doing here?
490
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,087
You getting a henna tattoo?
491
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,689
Do I look like a
13-year-old girl?
492
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:50,790
(laughter)
493
00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,992
David called me, said
he wanted his fiancé
494
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,793
to have the wedding
of his dreams,
495
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,663
and that my being here would
mean so much to you, Bryan.
496
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,798
It does. It's amazing.
497
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,466
Mm, no, it's half-assed.
498
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,602
What? I don't
have my collar on.
499
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,538
Look, I once told you
to fight for change,
500
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,540
but I can't ask you
to do something
501
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,175
that I'm not prepared
to do myself.
502
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,842
So...
503
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,345
(sighs):
God help me... here we go.
504
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,615
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
505
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:20,651
to witness the joining together
of these two souls.
506
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,953
Bryan, do you take this man
507
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:25,956
to be your partner
in life, in love,
508
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,957
committed to one another's joy
509
00:20:27,991 --> 00:20:29,992
and sustenance
from this day forth,
510
00:20:30,027 --> 00:20:31,695
so long as you both shall live?
511
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,796
I do.
512
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,601
And do you, David,
513
00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:39,869
take this man to be
your partner in life,
514
00:20:39,903 --> 00:20:42,372
in love, committed
to one another's joy
515
00:20:42,406 --> 00:20:44,640
and sustenance
from this day forth,
516
00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:46,109
so long as you both shall live?
517
00:20:46,143 --> 00:20:48,177
I do.
518
00:20:52,149 --> 00:20:53,983
Then by the power vested in me
519
00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:56,986
as a child of God,
I now pronounce you...
520
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,387
a family.
521
00:20:58,421 --> 00:20:59,654
(laughs)
522
00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:02,657
(laughter, whooping)
523
00:21:02,691 --> 00:21:03,792
GOLDIE:
Yes!
524
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:07,294
Well, no lightning bolts...
what do you know?
525
00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:09,363
♪ Close your eyes ♪
526
00:21:11,366 --> 00:21:13,333
♪ Have no fear ♪
527
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,904
♪ The monster's gone ♪
528
00:21:16,938 --> 00:21:19,006
♪ He's on the run ♪
529
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,208
♪ And your daddy's here ♪
530
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:27,413
♪ Darling, darling, darling ♪
531
00:21:27,447 --> 00:21:30,583
♪ Beautiful boy. ♪
532
00:21:30,617 --> 00:21:34,109
Sync and corrections by wilson0804