1 00:00:02,097 --> 00:00:03,763 (device beeps) 2 00:00:03,798 --> 00:00:06,799 (man speaking indistinctly over PA) 3 00:00:09,170 --> 00:00:12,171 (woman speaking indistinctly over police radio) 4 00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:25,317 (distant horn blowing) 5 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:33,492 (K. Flay's "Blood in the Cut") 6 00:00:33,527 --> 00:00:36,027 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 7 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:39,097 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 8 00:00:39,133 --> 00:00:40,599 ♪ That's it ♪ 9 00:00:40,635 --> 00:00:43,369 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 10 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:46,271 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 11 00:00:46,306 --> 00:00:47,973 ♪ That's it ♪ 12 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:50,608 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 13 00:00:51,979 --> 00:00:53,711 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 14 00:00:53,747 --> 00:00:55,613 ♪ That's it ♪ 15 00:00:55,649 --> 00:00:58,283 ♪ That's it, that's it ♪ 16 00:00:58,318 --> 00:00:59,284 ♪ I need noise♪ 17 00:00:59,319 --> 00:01:00,752 (all screaming) 18 00:01:00,787 --> 00:01:02,620 ♪ I need the buzz of a sub ♪ 19 00:01:02,656 --> 00:01:04,389 ♪ Need the crack of a whip ♪ 20 00:01:04,424 --> 00:01:05,990 ♪ Need some blood in the cut ♪ 21 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,492 ♪ I need noise ♪ 22 00:01:07,527 --> 00:01:09,927 ♪ I need the buzz of a sub ♪ 23 00:01:09,962 --> 00:01:11,829 ♪ Need the crack of a whip ♪ 24 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,464 ♪ Need some blood in the cut ♪ 25 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,266 ♪ I need blood in the cut ♪ 26 00:01:15,302 --> 00:01:16,668 - ♪ I need blood in the cut ♪ - - 27 00:01:16,703 --> 00:01:19,670 (laughter) 28 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,742 What are you doing? 29 00:01:25,778 --> 00:01:27,011 Nothing. I just... 30 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,679 I want to remember this moment. 31 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,747 Uh, Jane, you know you've been walking 32 00:01:30,783 --> 00:01:32,883 into this same building for, like, four years, right? 33 00:01:32,919 --> 00:01:34,484 Yeah, but as an assistant. 34 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,420 - This is totally different. - Oh, okay. 35 00:01:36,455 --> 00:01:38,455 Joan Didion walked through this very same lobby once 36 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,657 and Meghan Daum and Rachel Syme. 37 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:42,693 Nora Ephron just emailed that one freelance thing in, 38 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,227 but still, I want to remember 39 00:01:44,262 --> 00:01:47,096 what walking into "Scarlet" magazine as a writer feels like. 40 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:48,452 All right, ready? 41 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:49,700 - Okay, but there's the line... - Get in. 42 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,134 Oh, okay. All right. 43 00:01:51,169 --> 00:01:52,869 Yo, come on, lady, move your ass. 44 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,371 Uh, excuse me, my friend is having a moment. 45 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:57,473 - (cell phone chimes) - So rude. 46 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:58,641 (elevator bell dings) 47 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,445 Lauren asked me to send 10 pitches to the whole writing staff. 48 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,447 I got so excited, I sent them 20. 49 00:02:04,482 --> 00:02:05,164 Nerd. 50 00:02:05,165 --> 00:02:07,717 - Morning, Kate. - Hi, Jane. 51 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,652 She's gonna send the best ones up to Jacqueline, 52 00:02:09,687 --> 00:02:12,187 and then from there, I get my first writing assignment. 53 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:15,190 (dramatic music) 54 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,867 Okay. Grab her. 55 00:02:24,902 --> 00:02:26,034 Whoa! Wait, why? 56 00:02:26,070 --> 00:02:29,238 We're supposed to be at the August presentation meeting. 57 00:02:29,273 --> 00:02:30,873 All right, calm down, Type A. 58 00:02:30,908 --> 00:02:32,607 We're gonna get you there, but first, 59 00:02:32,642 --> 00:02:35,210 we are toasting your ass. 60 00:02:35,246 --> 00:02:37,012 For the past four years, the three of us 61 00:02:37,047 --> 00:02:39,281 have toiled away together in the assistant trenches. 62 00:02:39,316 --> 00:02:40,815 Actually, I was only in there for two. 63 00:02:40,851 --> 00:02:42,550 Kat, we're having Jane time now. 64 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:44,285 Okay, fine, but my social media director salary 65 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,420 - paid for the champs, so... - When we started 66 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:47,088 together as assistants, 67 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,857 I had no idea that you guys would also become 68 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:52,861 my very best friends. 69 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,062 Jane, we're so happy for you 70 00:02:55,098 --> 00:02:56,898 - and so incredibly proud. - Thank you. 71 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:58,732 I still can't believe that it's really happening. 72 00:02:58,768 --> 00:03:00,101 I mean, you guys know when I was... 73 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,735 Both: A young girl in Colorado, 74 00:03:01,771 --> 00:03:03,704 reading "Scarlet" magazine in my closet. 75 00:03:03,739 --> 00:03:04,972 Okay, I thought it was Jane time. 76 00:03:05,008 --> 00:03:06,507 Sorry, you can totally have it. 77 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,042 - It's your moment. - You did it. 78 00:03:08,077 --> 00:03:09,410 - You got your dream job. - (mouths words) 79 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:11,279 (cell phone vibrating) 80 00:03:11,314 --> 00:03:13,246 Lauren wants coffee before the board presentation. 81 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:15,181 Oh, it's in the kitchen, where she can make it herself. 82 00:03:15,217 --> 00:03:16,950 - Kat, take over. - No. 83 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:19,953 We are going to wait until we can celebrate together. 84 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:21,121 We have a meeting to go to. 85 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:22,122 - Let's go. - (exclaims) 86 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:23,891 (groans) 87 00:03:23,926 --> 00:03:26,894 (upbeat music) 88 00:03:29,898 --> 00:03:32,899 (indistinct conversation) 89 00:03:41,576 --> 00:03:43,410 Jane. 90 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:44,811 You're a writer now. 91 00:03:44,846 --> 00:03:46,145 Sit with us. 92 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:50,983 It's cool. Go. 93 00:03:52,954 --> 00:03:55,287 Thank you, Alex. 94 00:03:57,826 --> 00:03:59,291 (Leon Else's "Black Car") 95 00:03:59,327 --> 00:04:01,794 ♪ Driving in my black car ♪ 96 00:04:03,331 --> 00:04:06,798 ♪ Burning up some gasoline ♪ 97 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:08,500 ♪ Set my wheels on fire ♪ 98 00:04:08,535 --> 00:04:10,602 ♪ Unleash your desire ♪ 99 00:04:10,637 --> 00:04:12,637 ♪ To the night-crawling machine ♪ 100 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:14,306 Good morning, everyone. 101 00:04:14,342 --> 00:04:18,344 ♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪ 102 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:20,645 ♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪ 103 00:04:22,549 --> 00:04:25,383 - (cell phone chimes) - - 104 00:04:25,418 --> 00:04:27,786 - ♪ Can you feel my heart beat? ♪ - - 105 00:04:27,821 --> 00:04:30,678 - - - 106 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:39,163 Well, I am so happy 107 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:42,367 to see all your bright, shining, young, 108 00:04:42,402 --> 00:04:43,834 ethnically, sexually, 109 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:45,636 and gender-diverse faces this morning 110 00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:47,338 so we can hammer out the issues 111 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,040 that really matter to today's woman. 112 00:04:49,075 --> 00:04:51,042 Lauren, why don't you get us started? 113 00:04:51,077 --> 00:04:53,210 And moving forward to our health section, 114 00:04:53,245 --> 00:04:55,345 we have a fantastic article 115 00:04:55,381 --> 00:04:57,314 about the best way to broach 116 00:04:57,349 --> 00:05:00,417 uncomfortable concerns with your gynecologist. 117 00:05:00,452 --> 00:05:03,020 I'd like to flag a concern about the word "punani." 118 00:05:03,055 --> 00:05:06,289 The article specifically says "Don't call it your punani." 119 00:05:06,325 --> 00:05:09,059 Understood, but in the past, we've been criticized 120 00:05:09,094 --> 00:05:10,860 by a small but very vocal Indian group 121 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,195 who believes that the word 122 00:05:12,231 --> 00:05:14,164 has been unfairly misappropriated. 123 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:16,400 I'd rather swap it out and avoid any kind of backlash. 124 00:05:16,435 --> 00:05:19,102 Any problems with the word "vajayjay"? 125 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:20,103 Uh, yeah. 126 00:05:20,139 --> 00:05:23,006 It's not 2006. 127 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:26,375 We can skip the next two pages. 128 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:28,678 We had to pull the article over a legal issue. 129 00:05:28,713 --> 00:05:30,312 Wait, is that the, uh... 130 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:33,115 the lesbian Muslim artist story? 131 00:05:33,151 --> 00:05:35,317 We think this will have a huge social-media reach. 132 00:05:35,353 --> 00:05:37,319 Unfortunately, it's a moot point. 133 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:39,889 The artist initially agreed to let us run her photographs, 134 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:42,024 but reneged at the last minute. 135 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,759 Why did she decide to pull out? 136 00:05:50,568 --> 00:05:54,236 Okay, I just... I think this story is worth fighting for. 137 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:55,538 It's click gold for us. 138 00:05:55,573 --> 00:05:57,406 It hits all of our boxes, 139 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:58,540 no pun intended. 140 00:05:58,576 --> 00:06:00,075 It's feel-good, sexy, 141 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,209 just the right amount of political. 142 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:02,325 And I don't disagree. 143 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:04,913 However, unfortunately, as Lauren said, 144 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,949 it is a moot point, so let's move on. 145 00:06:06,984 --> 00:06:08,376 Let me take it from here. 146 00:06:08,377 --> 00:06:11,453 Moving on to our Desire and Devotion section. 147 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:15,256 This month, I am proud to present to you... 148 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,757 "Mount Up and Ride. 149 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,726 "From Sidesaddle to Bareback, 150 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:20,261 "We've Got Positions Guaranteed 151 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,263 to Make You Yeehaw." 152 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:26,234 (men murmuring) 153 00:06:26,269 --> 00:06:28,236 I think we sufficiently shocked them. 154 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:30,505 I don't know how you enjoy those meetings. 155 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,973 All you have to do is look at their faces. 156 00:06:32,008 --> 00:06:33,407 Hold that elevator. 157 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:35,476 ♪ Burn, baby, burn, baby ♪ 158 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:39,313 ♪ Burn, baby, burn, baby ♪ 159 00:06:41,084 --> 00:06:42,984 How much pushback am I going to get 160 00:06:43,019 --> 00:06:44,752 from Charles this month? 161 00:06:44,787 --> 00:06:48,788 You're a magazine about sex. He gets that. 162 00:06:48,824 --> 00:06:51,258 You're a magazine about empowering women. 163 00:06:51,293 --> 00:06:52,959 (elevator bell dings) 164 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,794 Yeehaw. 165 00:06:56,298 --> 00:06:57,464 Lauren, I'm gonna go grab your lunch. 166 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,099 I'll be right back up. 167 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:01,101 Thanks, Sutton. And a green juice, please. 168 00:07:03,572 --> 00:07:06,973 (elevator doors close) 169 00:07:17,519 --> 00:07:18,785 My place? 170 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,786 Tonight? Yeah. 171 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:24,423 ♪ I want to feel it on my skin ♪ 172 00:07:24,459 --> 00:07:26,792 ♪ I want to wake that fire ♪ 173 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,994 ♪ Light the fire in me ♪ 174 00:07:32,534 --> 00:07:34,867 What about this? Female heads of unions... 175 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,669 about how the number of women 176 00:07:36,704 --> 00:07:39,471 in leadership roles is still disproportionately low. 177 00:07:40,741 --> 00:07:42,708 And we covered something similar last May. 178 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,643 I didn't say that, but we covered 179 00:07:44,679 --> 00:07:45,678 something similar last May. 180 00:07:45,713 --> 00:07:47,312 (sighs) 181 00:07:47,347 --> 00:07:49,815 I-I'm just second-guessing everything. 182 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:52,685 Go with your gut. What does Jane Sloan care about? 183 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,687 Um, Jane Sloan cares about not looking like an idiot 184 00:07:55,722 --> 00:07:57,656 in front of Jacqueline again. 185 00:07:57,691 --> 00:08:00,525 Interesting. 186 00:08:00,561 --> 00:08:01,993 It just clicked for me 187 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,496 what is going wrong with your ideas. 188 00:08:04,531 --> 00:08:06,798 You're pitching what you think I want to hear. 189 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:08,866 - W-well... - You're a new voice. 190 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,267 I want to hear it. 191 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:11,502 You and me... 192 00:08:11,537 --> 00:08:12,737 my office... 193 00:08:12,772 --> 00:08:15,073 first thing tomorrow morning. 194 00:08:15,108 --> 00:08:18,076 (dramatic music) 195 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:23,915 Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick. 196 00:08:29,788 --> 00:08:31,388 How about these? 197 00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:32,889 Too big. 198 00:08:32,925 --> 00:08:34,491 - And I can still see your pain. - Great. 199 00:08:34,527 --> 00:08:35,726 Ladies, 200 00:08:35,761 --> 00:08:37,294 I have spent the last two hours 201 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:42,165 down a lesbian Muslim rabbit hole. 202 00:08:42,201 --> 00:08:43,967 What's wrong with her? 203 00:08:44,002 --> 00:08:45,736 Jacqueline hated all of my ideas. 204 00:08:45,771 --> 00:08:47,704 - She didn't hate them. - Oh, no, she was just 205 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,706 fascinated by how boring they were. 206 00:08:49,742 --> 00:08:51,875 Hey, if it helps, I heard Jacqueline tell Lauren 207 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,376 that she's looking for something 208 00:08:53,411 --> 00:08:55,378 in the "social media stalking" arena. 209 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:56,947 Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna 210 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:59,116 inspire the next generation of women 211 00:08:59,151 --> 00:09:01,217 - with social-media stalking. - Fine. 212 00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:04,019 We can talk about Kat's lesbian Muslim rabbit hole, 213 00:09:04,055 --> 00:09:06,389 - because seriously, what? - Yeah. 214 00:09:06,424 --> 00:09:08,224 I'm gonna persuade that artist to be in the magazine. 215 00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,860 Oh, no, Kat, I would let it go. 216 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:12,128 Lauren was not happy today. 217 00:09:12,163 --> 00:09:13,396 That's because she's threatened 218 00:09:13,431 --> 00:09:14,897 by anyone young with ambition. 219 00:09:14,932 --> 00:09:16,365 Well, Jacqueline wasn't happy either. 220 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,134 She wasn't happy with the interruption, 221 00:09:18,169 --> 00:09:22,104 but she was basically telling me to go after that story. 222 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,773 I want to be as confident as her. 223 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:25,340 How did she get to be so confident? 224 00:09:25,376 --> 00:09:27,676 Um, she was over-praised as a child. 225 00:09:27,711 --> 00:09:28,849 (funky pop music) 226 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:29,966 ♪ Got me running round ♪ 227 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:33,315 ♪ Got me playing for your change, you do ♪ 228 00:09:34,685 --> 00:09:36,117 (both laughing) 229 00:09:36,153 --> 00:09:39,254 (cell phone chimes, vibrates) 230 00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,589 Mm, don't you... 231 00:09:40,624 --> 00:09:42,591 - I have to! - Don't you dare. 232 00:09:42,626 --> 00:09:44,693 - Don't. - It might be work. 233 00:09:44,728 --> 00:09:46,295 What, another green juice emergency? 234 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,997 Oh, is now a good time to remind you 235 00:09:49,032 --> 00:09:51,666 that your big crisis yesterday was "punani"? 236 00:09:51,701 --> 00:09:53,101 - Ah. - (cell phone vibrates) 237 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,436 - Fine. - (chuckles) 238 00:09:55,471 --> 00:10:00,975 I am planning the entire 60th-anniversary party. 239 00:10:01,011 --> 00:10:02,877 - If I don't get this... - Mm-hmm. 240 00:10:02,913 --> 00:10:04,979 We might not have color-coordinated macaroons. 241 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:06,314 Oh, my God. 242 00:10:06,349 --> 00:10:07,581 I just can't live in that world. 243 00:10:07,617 --> 00:10:08,749 That doesn't look like work. 244 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:10,451 That looks like Snapchat, 245 00:10:10,486 --> 00:10:12,687 which I thought was just for sending dirty pics. 246 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:15,088 No. 247 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:16,857 - Okay, once. - (laughs) 248 00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:20,828 (groans) 249 00:10:20,863 --> 00:10:22,196 Everything okay? 250 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:23,797 Yeah, my friend has a big meeting 251 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,465 - with Jacqueline today. - - 252 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,168 - Lucky her. - And I... 253 00:10:28,204 --> 00:10:30,537 am color-coordinating macaroons. 254 00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,206 But don't worry. 255 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:34,808 I'm not gonna start dumping my problems on you. 256 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:37,677 I know that's not what this is. 257 00:10:37,713 --> 00:10:38,712 Oh? 258 00:10:38,747 --> 00:10:40,380 And what is this? 259 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,150 Did I not make it obvious? 260 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,353 Mm-mm. 261 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,020 Well... 262 00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:49,055 (gasps) 263 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:51,057 I'm using you... 264 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:52,058 for sex. 265 00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:53,760 You monster. 266 00:10:53,795 --> 00:10:55,027 (chuckles) 267 00:10:55,063 --> 00:10:57,663 (upbeat music) 268 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,765 Hey, Richard. 269 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,268 Yeah? 270 00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:03,569 Say "punani" again. 271 00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:06,272 Oh. 272 00:11:06,307 --> 00:11:07,806 (both murmuring) 273 00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:09,675 - Punani, punani, pun... - (laughing) 274 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,478 - ♪ Come on, baby, won't you talk to me? ♪ - Shut up. 275 00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:14,480 I don't have a lot of time, but I just wanted 276 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:16,582 to chat with you about where you fit in here. 277 00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,584 Absolutely, and I know that my last round of pitches 278 00:11:18,619 --> 00:11:20,218 - was way too safe. - And I have writers 279 00:11:20,254 --> 00:11:21,520 who write safe, and then I have writers 280 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,255 who take big swings, 281 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:25,391 and we just need to find out which one you are. 282 00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:27,426 And I think I could be one of those big-swing writers, 283 00:11:27,461 --> 00:11:29,261 and I'm already brainstorming some new ideas. 284 00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:31,930 Great. Fire when ready. 285 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:35,000 That means give me what you got. 286 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,701 - Oh, uh... - Jane. 287 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,436 This is a huge promotion. 288 00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:41,706 Now, I believe that you are ready for this next step, 289 00:11:41,741 --> 00:11:43,608 but now you have to show me you're ready. 290 00:11:43,643 --> 00:11:46,878 Try again. Full sentences this time. 291 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,112 Um, okay, uh, 292 00:11:48,147 --> 00:11:49,547 redefining what it means 293 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:50,615 to break through the glass ceiling. 294 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,116 We could call it, uh, 295 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,350 "Not Your Mother's Glass Ceiling." 296 00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:54,552 Mm, that feels familiar to me. 297 00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:56,120 I need something more specific. 298 00:11:56,155 --> 00:11:58,989 What's your relationship with your mother like? 299 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,725 Um, uh... 300 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,827 I was thinking just more mothers in general. 301 00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:06,096 Generalities do not sell magazines. 302 00:12:06,132 --> 00:12:08,465 Uh, social-media stalking. 303 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,467 How often should you look at your ex online? 304 00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,303 Actually, I was still on the mother topic. 305 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,071 - I like these two together. - Thank you, Jacqueline. 306 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,772 Right. Sorry, um... 307 00:12:15,808 --> 00:12:18,708 and my ex isn't even on social media, so... 308 00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:20,444 Uh, but I was thinking mothers... 309 00:12:20,479 --> 00:12:22,546 No, hold on. This ex of yours. 310 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:23,947 Isn't that odd for somebody your age 311 00:12:23,982 --> 00:12:25,715 not to be on social media? 312 00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:27,383 A friend of his screwed up a job pretty bad 313 00:12:27,419 --> 00:12:29,185 because of a dumb Instagram post... 314 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:32,856 What's that like, not being able to check up on your ex? 315 00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,623 Fine. 316 00:12:36,794 --> 00:12:38,527 (sighs) Okay, it's horrible. 317 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:39,862 (chuckles) There was a time 318 00:12:39,897 --> 00:12:41,931 when we were all in that position... 319 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:44,533 not being able to check up on our exes. 320 00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:46,436 Ladies, I think that we could 321 00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:48,537 do a little bit better here, don't you? 322 00:12:48,573 --> 00:12:50,440 Well, then you understand how powerless I feel. 323 00:12:50,475 --> 00:12:52,541 Mm, I can't say I've ever felt powerless... 324 00:12:52,577 --> 00:12:54,176 more like curious. 325 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,478 But, you know, I'm very interested now, 326 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,781 so tell me more about this. 327 00:12:58,816 --> 00:13:00,950 Well, our breakup was really sudden, 328 00:13:00,985 --> 00:13:02,518 and I don't know what happened, 329 00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,887 so maybe I wouldn't have to wonder so much 330 00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:07,289 if I just knew where he was or what he was doing right now. 331 00:13:07,324 --> 00:13:09,657 Sounds like it might be the time to find that out, 332 00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:12,461 wouldn't you say? 333 00:13:12,496 --> 00:13:14,229 And write about it? 334 00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:17,332 Yes, yes, uh, I-I could do a how... how-to. 335 00:13:17,368 --> 00:13:19,767 "How To Stalk Your Unstalkable Ex." 336 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:21,136 Yes, great title. 337 00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:22,570 I can't wait to see where this goes. 338 00:13:22,606 --> 00:13:26,140 (upbeat music) 339 00:13:26,175 --> 00:13:30,712 ♪ We were wild, wild, wild, wild ♪ 340 00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:35,049 ♪ Looking hungry, wild, wild, wild ♪ 341 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:38,520 ♪ Taking turns sleeping, wild ♪ 342 00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:40,521 (camera shutter clicking) 343 00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,656 ♪ The end of the forest is the start... ♪ 344 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,525 Uh, hello? 345 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,926 Hey. 346 00:13:45,961 --> 00:13:47,395 Uh, Adena, right? 347 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,663 Mm-hmm. 348 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:50,898 (speaking native language) 349 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:53,800 Kat Edison from "Scarlet." 350 00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:57,004 I spoke to your manager on the phone, I think. 351 00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:58,505 Firuze. 352 00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,942 Seriously? 353 00:14:01,977 --> 00:14:04,077 Kat, hello. I'm Firuze, Adena's manager. 354 00:14:04,112 --> 00:14:06,479 My manager who often neglects to tell me about meetings 355 00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,181 when she knows they're going to annoy me. 356 00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,216 Adena, Kat was very persuasive on the phone. 357 00:14:10,252 --> 00:14:12,185 Please be persuasive. 358 00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:15,055 This is a huge opportunity to share her art with America. 359 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,223 Okay. Well, then let me get right to it. 360 00:14:17,259 --> 00:14:20,393 "Scarlet" has a circulation of over 3 million. 361 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:22,562 Between Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat, 362 00:14:22,597 --> 00:14:24,531 which I'm actually in charge of, 363 00:14:24,566 --> 00:14:26,533 we reach 6 million more people. 364 00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,935 And, you know, I understand why those numbers 365 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,903 might be kind of intimidating. 366 00:14:30,939 --> 00:14:32,304 What do you mean? 367 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,873 In your essay about your collection, 368 00:14:33,908 --> 00:14:35,641 you talk about your complicated relationship 369 00:14:35,677 --> 00:14:37,176 with your religion, and... 370 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,511 Is that what you think this is about? 371 00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:41,213 I'm scared? 372 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,248 No, of course not. I didn't say that word. 373 00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:45,451 My Twitter bio literally reads, 374 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,252 "proud Muslim lesbian." 375 00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:49,455 Well, yeah, but that's only a few thousand followers. 376 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:50,989 This would mean coming out to millions. 377 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,191 I would come out to the whole world 378 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:53,858 if it was the right place, 379 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,861 but "Scarlet" and I are not a good match. 380 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,531 I'm sorry, but I cannot associate my art 381 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:02,000 with a-a completely un-feminist magazine. 382 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,534 That's actually a common misconception. 383 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,003 And I have to get back to work. 384 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,537 I'm so sorry that you wasted your time 385 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,772 coming down here. 386 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:14,012 (speaking native language) 387 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,286 (camera shutter clicks) 388 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,290 You know, there's a lot more inside of a woman 389 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,326 than what you can see on the outside. 390 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,960 Yeah, I know... 391 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,029 'cause there's a lot more inside of me, too. 392 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:37,935 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 393 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,770 (LOLO's "Not Gonna Let You Walk Away") 394 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,438 ♪ Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪ 395 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,173 (cell phone vibrates) 396 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:49,346 - ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ - - 397 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,851 ♪ Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh ooh ooh ♪ 398 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,523 ♪ I've been waiting on the phone to ring ♪ 399 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,626 ♪ I ain't so good about answering ♪ 400 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,629 ♪ Why am I always high when you show up? ♪ 401 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,034 ♪ Sometimes your lover can be a friend ♪ 402 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:14,070 ♪ But sometimes lovers need to start again ♪ 403 00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:19,042 ♪ Maybe I need to start giving up ♪ 404 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,944 ♪ If you want to keep the diamonds ♪ 405 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,881 - ♪ That you bought me, you can have them ♪ - - 406 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:28,651 - ♪ It'll give your mom a reason to smile ♪ - - 407 00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,222 So I just got a story approved. 408 00:16:33,257 --> 00:16:34,390 (gasps) 409 00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:35,691 Are you not wearing a bra? 410 00:16:35,726 --> 00:16:37,159 I... You got a story approved? 411 00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:38,760 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 412 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,396 Tell me everything. What is the story about? 413 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,830 My meeting with Adena was a disaster. 414 00:16:41,865 --> 00:16:43,065 Aw. 415 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,566 Is Sutton not wearing a bra? 416 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:47,635 Yeah, I don't... Why aren't you? 417 00:16:47,671 --> 00:16:48,837 Jane got a story approved. 418 00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:51,006 Oh, hey! See, I told you. 419 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,540 - Who's better than you, babe? - No one. 420 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,242 No, no, this is terrible. 421 00:16:54,277 --> 00:16:58,446 It's called "How To Stalk Your Unstalkable Ex." 422 00:16:58,481 --> 00:16:59,914 - So cute. - Mm. 423 00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:02,217 Oh, my God. I'm a how-to girl. 424 00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,352 Jane, I actually kind of like the idea 425 00:17:04,387 --> 00:17:06,187 of you doing something that involves Eric. 426 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:07,922 You know, maybe you can finally get some closure. 427 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:11,226 I have closure. It's closed. 428 00:17:11,261 --> 00:17:13,060 (stammering) Don't. 429 00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,763 - Don't what? - Can we just focus on... 430 00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:16,931 Mm-hmm. 431 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,565 You getting a bra, 432 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:20,567 and how am I even supposed to stalk him? 433 00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:22,369 Um, how did women used to do this? 434 00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:24,571 There's... How did women used to do this? 435 00:17:28,142 --> 00:17:30,781 I can't believe we're driving slowly past Eric's house. 436 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,683 (scoffs) I must be insane. 437 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,418 You know what? This is stupid. 438 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,286 Sir, can you please turn around? 439 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,989 Sir, can you please ignore everything my friend just said? 440 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:41,525 - Mm-hmm. - You're getting closure. 441 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,660 Yes, and we're on a bridge. 442 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,162 This is gonna be really good for you. 443 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,696 - No, no, it's not. - Yes, it is. 444 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,465 And, hey, look at all this legroom. 445 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,334 Oh, my God. 446 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,236 I was just thinking that. 447 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,572 ♪ Higher, higher ♪ 448 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,674 (The Naked and Famous' "Higher") 449 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,176 ♪ Tonight we raise the dead ♪ 450 00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,246 ♪ Tonight we bury this... ♪ 451 00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:04,781 Now what? 452 00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:08,752 I guess we just watch and wait. 453 00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:11,854 I'm so incredibly sorry, sir. 454 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:14,657 This is probably the weirdest thing you've ever had to do. 455 00:18:14,692 --> 00:18:16,825 - You can call me Carl. - Hi, Carl. 456 00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,895 How about I get out and see if his name is still on the call box? 457 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:20,896 (car door opens) 458 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,331 Total babe. 459 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,267 (car door closes) 460 00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,135 God, it's so weird being back here. 461 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,570 I mean, how many hours did I spend 462 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,672 hanging out on those steps with him? 463 00:18:29,707 --> 00:18:31,206 - Mm, honey... - It's okay. It's okay. 464 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,207 There's no need to be melodramatic. 465 00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:34,043 I'm... I'm fine. 466 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:37,613 Jane, he's the first guy that you said "I love you" to. 467 00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:38,948 It's okay to not be fine. 468 00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:40,716 But I'm seriously fine. 469 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,618 ♪ Under the shape of years... ♪ 470 00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:43,885 (exhales deeply) Okay. 471 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,287 (clears throat) 472 00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:47,822 Oh, wait, is that him? 473 00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:48,823 - (gasps) - Oh, my God, it's him. 474 00:18:48,858 --> 00:18:50,058 Oh! 475 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:51,426 ♪ Higher ♪ 476 00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,263 Carl, Carl, Carl. 477 00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,499 (whispering) That's him. Get back. 478 00:18:57,534 --> 00:19:01,368 ♪ Tonight we bury this in fire, fire ♪ 479 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:06,440 ♪ Under the shape of years ♪ 480 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:09,077 ♪ And the weight that brought us here ♪ 481 00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,178 And now? 482 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,447 - (sighs) - We get the hell out of Brooklyn. 483 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:17,684 ♪ Higher, higher ♪ 484 00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:27,528 Jane? 485 00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:28,629 Do you need something? 486 00:19:28,664 --> 00:19:30,097 Yes, if you have a minute. 487 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,765 I do if it's important. 488 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,767 I just wanted to talk to you about my assignment. 489 00:19:33,802 --> 00:19:35,268 I feel like I gave you the wrong impression 490 00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:36,637 of who I am as a writer 491 00:19:36,672 --> 00:19:38,304 and where I belong here. 492 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,974 I think that I could handle bigger subject matter, 493 00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:44,077 and I want to prove it, so I have some ideas 494 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,345 that I was hoping to throw at you. 495 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,147 No. 496 00:19:47,182 --> 00:19:48,682 Jane, I liked your pitch. 497 00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,517 It's the story I want you to write. 498 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:56,789 (sighs) 499 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:58,691 Lauren Park's office. 500 00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,260 Uh, I'll have to check her schedule 501 00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:01,661 and get back to you. 502 00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:02,695 Thanks. 503 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:03,929 - Hi. - Hi. 504 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,565 Um, so Eric's best friend 505 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,566 is going to a rooftop party in SoHo tonight. 506 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,101 I know this because he's on Facebook, 507 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,970 like all sane and rational people. 508 00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:12,705 And you think that Eric might be there with him? 509 00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:14,239 I think the odds are good enough 510 00:20:14,275 --> 00:20:16,008 that I have to check it out, so... 511 00:20:16,044 --> 00:20:17,643 will you please come with me? 512 00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:18,711 - (phone ringing) - Please, please, please? 513 00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:20,012 Hold on. 514 00:20:20,048 --> 00:20:22,247 Lauren Park's office. 515 00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,149 I don't have her at the moment. We'll have to return. 516 00:20:24,185 --> 00:20:26,251 Thank you. 517 00:20:26,287 --> 00:20:28,287 I wish I could, but I have to work really late 518 00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:30,789 - for the 60th-anniversary gala. - Come on. 519 00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,724 Can't you have somebody, like, fill in for you? 520 00:20:32,759 --> 00:20:34,359 You're such a better wingwoman than Kat. 521 00:20:34,395 --> 00:20:35,827 - I need you. - Aw, thanks. 522 00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,062 Tell that to my boss, though. 523 00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:39,864 (phone ringing) 524 00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:41,599 Lauren Park's office. 525 00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:44,268 I very much appreciated the Snapchat lessons. 526 00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:46,404 It seems only fair I return the favor, 527 00:20:46,439 --> 00:20:49,174 so I'm gonna teach you how we used to do things. 528 00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:52,210 Describe your panties. 529 00:20:52,245 --> 00:20:53,511 (rock music) 530 00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,979 Hold, please. 531 00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:58,416 This is really important, so... 532 00:20:58,451 --> 00:21:00,084 - um, I should probably... - Okay, okay. 533 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,286 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine. I will go alone, 534 00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:04,054 and I will call you later and tell you all about it. 535 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,989 - Love you. Bye. - Love you, too. Bye. 536 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:12,830 (chuckles) 537 00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,031 I can't talk right now. 538 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,065 Yes, you can. 539 00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:16,472 Find a way. 540 00:21:18,437 --> 00:21:20,403 Let me see if I can find the information 541 00:21:20,439 --> 00:21:23,006 that you're looking for. 542 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,674 Ah, yes, here it is. 543 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,310 I believe that for the article on panties, 544 00:21:27,346 --> 00:21:28,545 we were discussing 545 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:33,015 a black lace thong. 546 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:35,168 Excuse me. 547 00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:36,957 That's all the information I have at the moment. 548 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,855 Thank you for calling. Good-bye. 549 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:41,524 Sorry. Hi, can I help you with something? 550 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,127 - I'm looking for this girl. - - 551 00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:45,561 So tell me, Kat, 552 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,796 have I misunderstood you? 553 00:21:46,831 --> 00:21:48,364 I'm a feminist, okay? 554 00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:51,134 I'm political, and so is this magazine. 555 00:21:51,169 --> 00:21:52,935 It's about clothes and makeup 556 00:21:52,971 --> 00:21:54,403 and how to get boys. 557 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,806 I dare you to tell that to Jacqueline. 558 00:21:56,841 --> 00:21:58,107 You know, when she took over the magazine, 559 00:21:58,143 --> 00:21:59,375 she shifted the focus. 560 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:00,777 She calls it stealth feminism. 561 00:22:00,812 --> 00:22:02,456 It's no longer how to please your man... 562 00:22:02,491 --> 00:22:04,400 or woman... in bed. 563 00:22:04,435 --> 00:22:05,414 It's how to please yourself. 564 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,215 You should come back tomorrow. I can get you a meeting. 565 00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:08,515 She'll convince you. 566 00:22:08,516 --> 00:22:10,719 I have a shoot scheduled in the Middle East tomorrow. 567 00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,288 I fly out on the red-eye tonight. 568 00:22:12,323 --> 00:22:14,356 Okay, well, then I'll convince you. 569 00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:16,124 You are very relentless. 570 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,493 You have no idea. 571 00:22:17,528 --> 00:22:20,428 (muffled laughter) 572 00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:22,164 What is going on in there? 573 00:22:22,199 --> 00:22:25,366 - A focus group. - It's an impressive collection. 574 00:22:25,402 --> 00:22:28,069 Yeah, uh... 575 00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,272 we... we get a lot of freebies sent to the office. 576 00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,373 I'm sorry. Is this kind of weird? 577 00:22:32,409 --> 00:22:33,708 It's not weird. 578 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,943 They are illegal in my country, 579 00:22:35,978 --> 00:22:37,645 but, um, they are illegal 580 00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:40,147 because my government is repressive... 581 00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:44,419 Which is why I do not respect that law. 582 00:22:44,454 --> 00:22:48,222 (mellow pop music) 583 00:22:52,994 --> 00:22:54,626 Thank you so much for doing this for me. 584 00:22:54,662 --> 00:22:56,662 Sutton had to work late, and Kat... I don't know, 585 00:22:56,697 --> 00:22:58,630 something about helping her new friend 586 00:22:58,666 --> 00:23:00,399 pack for a trip or something. 587 00:23:00,434 --> 00:23:01,933 Mm, no problem. 588 00:23:01,968 --> 00:23:05,370 So we're hoping to just run into your ex? 589 00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:07,138 Yeah. 590 00:23:07,174 --> 00:23:08,139 Okay. 591 00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:09,841 Oh, thank you. 592 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,815 Let's do a lap. 593 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,316 ♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪ 594 00:23:18,351 --> 00:23:19,717 ♪ Bomb, bomb ♪ 595 00:23:19,752 --> 00:23:21,485 (BLACKPINK's "Whistle") 596 00:23:21,521 --> 00:23:22,987 ♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪ 597 00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,355 ♪ Bomb, bomb ♪ 598 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:26,691 (cell phone vibrates) 599 00:23:26,726 --> 00:23:27,758 ♪ Every time I show up ♪ 600 00:23:27,794 --> 00:23:29,393 ♪ Blow up, uh ♪ 601 00:23:29,429 --> 00:23:32,396 - (singing in Korean) - - 602 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,812 - - - 603 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,728 - - - 604 00:23:40,729 --> 00:23:43,391 - - - 605 00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,552 ♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪ 606 00:23:55,587 --> 00:23:56,753 ♪ Bomb, bomb ♪ 607 00:23:58,390 --> 00:24:00,357 ♪ Every time I show up ♪ 608 00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:01,591 ♪ Blow up, uh ♪ 609 00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:04,995 ♪ Make 'em whistle like a missile ♪ 610 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,930 ♪ Bomb, blow up, bomb ♪ 611 00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:09,131 What happened? 612 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:11,468 With Eric? 613 00:24:11,503 --> 00:24:13,470 It was my birthday, 614 00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:15,805 and we were gonna go away for the weekend. 615 00:24:15,841 --> 00:24:18,241 So we're standing in Grand Central Station, 616 00:24:18,276 --> 00:24:20,109 and he looks at me, and he says, 617 00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:21,878 "I don't want to do this anymore." 618 00:24:21,913 --> 00:24:24,413 And I was like, "We don't have to go to the Hamptons." 619 00:24:24,448 --> 00:24:26,815 And... 620 00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:28,918 Yeah, he didn't... he didn't mean the weekend. 621 00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:31,254 He meant all of it. 622 00:24:31,289 --> 00:24:33,389 Sorry. 623 00:24:33,424 --> 00:24:35,124 It's fine. 624 00:24:35,159 --> 00:24:36,425 Really? 625 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,294 No. No, it's not fine. (Scoffs) 626 00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:40,429 Um... 627 00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:43,031 I was never taught how to handle this kind of stuff. 628 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,401 I mean, between three brothers and no mom, 629 00:24:45,436 --> 00:24:47,569 I didn't exactly get the instruction manual 630 00:24:47,605 --> 00:24:48,970 on how to deal with it 631 00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:50,639 when the guy you love leaves you alone 632 00:24:50,674 --> 00:24:54,610 in a train station on your birthday, so... 633 00:24:54,645 --> 00:24:58,146 You never told me about your mom. 634 00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:00,048 She died when I was really little, 635 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,451 so I-I don't even remember her. 636 00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:04,719 Sorry to hear that. 637 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,054 It would have been nice 638 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:10,658 to have some female energy around. 639 00:25:10,693 --> 00:25:13,461 (soft music) 640 00:25:13,496 --> 00:25:15,496 It's gonna sound really dumb, but, uh, 641 00:25:15,532 --> 00:25:17,632 it's kind of why I fell in love with "Scarlet," 642 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:19,199 'cause when I needed it, 643 00:25:19,235 --> 00:25:23,170 it was like getting advice from an older sister 644 00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:26,006 that I always wished I had. 645 00:25:26,042 --> 00:25:27,274 (chuckles) 646 00:25:27,310 --> 00:25:28,743 It doesn't sound dumb at all. 647 00:25:31,347 --> 00:25:32,846 Yeah. 648 00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:38,785 ♪ I got drunk and fell asleep atop the sheets ♪ 649 00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,321 ♪ But luckily... ♪ 650 00:25:40,356 --> 00:25:42,356 Thank you, sir. You will not regret this. 651 00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,458 I might. You will not. 652 00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:48,194 I think the main line calls out from an unlisted number. 653 00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:50,630 ♪ Can't remember how it goes ♪ 654 00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:52,165 (Courtney Barnett's "History Eraser") 655 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,334 (line trilling) 656 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:56,135 This is Sutton. 657 00:25:56,171 --> 00:25:58,438 Hi, it's me. 658 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,974 - Jane? - Mm-hmm. 659 00:26:01,009 --> 00:26:02,976 Why are you calling me from an unknown number? 660 00:26:03,011 --> 00:26:04,477 It worked. 661 00:26:04,512 --> 00:26:06,245 You sound drunk. 662 00:26:06,281 --> 00:26:07,680 Yes. Correct. 663 00:26:07,715 --> 00:26:10,116 I, um... I got myself drunk enough 664 00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:12,218 to express my emotions, 665 00:26:12,253 --> 00:26:15,054 and it turns out I have a lot of emotions to express. 666 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:17,190 Not at you. You, I love. 667 00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:19,258 Um, but at Eric, 668 00:26:19,294 --> 00:26:20,659 and I'm gonna call him 669 00:26:20,695 --> 00:26:22,862 after you give me a pep talk. 670 00:26:22,897 --> 00:26:25,831 Um, are you sure you want to do that right now? 671 00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:26,999 Yes. 672 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:29,334 Gosh, worst pep talk ever. 673 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,736 Everything okay? 674 00:26:30,771 --> 00:26:33,672 Um, Sutton Brady, 675 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,407 where are you? 676 00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:37,009 Are you with a dude? 677 00:26:37,044 --> 00:26:39,744 No, I'm still at the office. 678 00:26:39,779 --> 00:26:42,547 Ah, that's Lauren's phone ringing right now. 679 00:26:42,582 --> 00:26:43,848 I got to go get it. I'm sorry. 680 00:26:43,884 --> 00:26:45,717 I'll call you later. Bye. 681 00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:47,752 With the cream of sweet vermouth 682 00:26:47,787 --> 00:26:51,723 In my brain, I rearrange 683 00:26:51,758 --> 00:26:54,091 The letters on the page 684 00:26:54,127 --> 00:26:56,728 Liar. 685 00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:01,098 I hope your friends back home appreciate the contraband. 686 00:27:01,134 --> 00:27:02,567 - They will. - (laughs) 687 00:27:02,602 --> 00:27:05,236 Can I ask you a personal question? 688 00:27:05,271 --> 00:27:07,539 Uh, I don't know what the signals are like 689 00:27:07,574 --> 00:27:10,241 in your culture, but in mine, 690 00:27:10,276 --> 00:27:13,210 when we spend an evening helping someone take apart vibrators 691 00:27:13,246 --> 00:27:15,079 to smuggle into a foreign country, 692 00:27:15,114 --> 00:27:17,948 it's a pretty good indicator that it's okay to get personal. 693 00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:20,451 What's your sexual orientation? 694 00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:25,256 Out and proud hetero. 695 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,323 Sorry. 696 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,392 It wasn't a come-on. 697 00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:31,261 Oh, it would be okay if it was. 698 00:27:31,296 --> 00:27:32,295 I could do worse, 699 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:34,230 and, you know, honestly, 700 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:36,900 I actually really get the whole girl thing. 701 00:27:36,936 --> 00:27:37,901 I do. 702 00:27:37,937 --> 00:27:39,803 But, you know, for me, 703 00:27:39,838 --> 00:27:43,106 I could just never get past... 704 00:27:43,141 --> 00:27:45,108 this. 705 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:48,578 Well, for me, it's never just been about... 706 00:27:48,613 --> 00:27:51,614 "this." 707 00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:53,749 It's, uh... 708 00:27:53,785 --> 00:27:56,553 it's more about this. 709 00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:58,121 Damn it. 710 00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:00,990 Never really been much of a boobs girl either. 711 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,261 You use humor to hide your real emotions. 712 00:28:06,297 --> 00:28:09,632 Oh, okay. All right. 713 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:11,667 Hey, I'm gonna ask you a personal question. 714 00:28:11,703 --> 00:28:14,670 Okay. 715 00:28:14,706 --> 00:28:16,671 Why do you still wear a hijab? 716 00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:20,509 Isn't it kind of contradictory? 717 00:28:20,544 --> 00:28:24,045 I choose to wear the hijab. 718 00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:26,381 It does not oppress me... 719 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,584 but liberates me 720 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:31,153 from society's expectations 721 00:28:31,188 --> 00:28:33,622 of what a woman should look like. 722 00:28:33,657 --> 00:28:35,189 People tend to get uncomfortable 723 00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:38,059 when they cannot put you in a box. 724 00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:43,164 But I've always liked to make people uncomfortable. 725 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:46,334 Well, you're very good at it. 726 00:28:46,369 --> 00:28:48,036 Every night you're saying prayers 727 00:28:48,071 --> 00:28:50,804 (both chuckle) 728 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,807 (cell phone vibrating, ringing) 729 00:28:53,843 --> 00:28:55,976 (clears throat) 730 00:28:56,012 --> 00:28:57,311 Oh, sorry, I should... 731 00:28:57,347 --> 00:28:59,614 I should take this. 732 00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:01,382 Jane? 733 00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:04,185 At first, I was calling because Sutton lied to me, 734 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,419 and I'm worried about her, 735 00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:09,322 but now I'm calling because I'm drunk 736 00:29:09,358 --> 00:29:11,358 and I might puke and I need you to come 737 00:29:11,393 --> 00:29:12,826 and hold my hair back. 738 00:29:12,862 --> 00:29:14,161 I'm on my way. 739 00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:18,666 I'm sorry, I, uh, 740 00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:19,867 kind of have to go. 741 00:29:19,902 --> 00:29:22,735 Well, it's been very nice 742 00:29:22,771 --> 00:29:24,971 packing contraband with you, 743 00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:27,574 Kat Edison. 744 00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:30,410 Yeah, you too, Adena El-Amin. 745 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,354 Don't go 746 00:29:42,390 --> 00:29:45,591 Kat? 747 00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:46,693 Don't go 748 00:29:46,728 --> 00:29:49,461 You can run the article. 749 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,730 Okay. 750 00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,032 Don't go on me now 751 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:54,533 Thanks. 752 00:29:57,405 --> 00:29:58,870 I have no idea why she lied to me, 753 00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:00,906 but she seriously saved my ass last night. 754 00:30:00,941 --> 00:30:03,809 I was about three seconds from drunk-dialing Eric. 755 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,077 Kind of wish you had. 756 00:30:05,112 --> 00:30:07,680 I like the idea of angry Jane. 757 00:30:07,715 --> 00:30:09,047 Are you sure this is the right place? 758 00:30:09,083 --> 00:30:11,583 Yeah. This is the building. 759 00:30:11,618 --> 00:30:13,384 Swanky. 760 00:30:14,755 --> 00:30:16,421 (dramatic music) 761 00:30:16,456 --> 00:30:18,423 Oh, my God. 762 00:30:21,729 --> 00:30:25,063 Oh, my God. 763 00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:42,596 - You guys followed me? - We have each other's 764 00:30:42,597 --> 00:30:45,304 - "Find My Friends" for a reason. - Yeah, in case one of us 765 00:30:45,339 --> 00:30:47,532 gets blackout drunk and/or roofied. 766 00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,668 How could you not tell us that you're having sex 767 00:30:49,703 --> 00:30:51,370 - with Richard Hunter? - 'Cause she's being an idiot. 768 00:30:51,405 --> 00:30:53,926 I've been dying to tell you guys everything, 769 00:30:53,961 --> 00:30:56,040 but he's a board member. This is a huge risk for him. 770 00:30:56,076 --> 00:30:57,334 If this ever got out, it would be... 771 00:30:57,335 --> 00:31:01,012 No, if this gets out, Richard will be absolutely fine. 772 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:02,614 Uh, he'll probably get a pat on the back 773 00:31:02,649 --> 00:31:03,868 from the rest of the board. 774 00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:06,568 You're the one who's gonna get trashed, Sutton. 775 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,437 We all know what everyone at "Scarlet" calls this, 776 00:31:08,472 --> 00:31:10,572 sleeping with an older man with money, you're... 777 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,607 Screwing up? You think I'm screwing up? 778 00:31:12,643 --> 00:31:14,275 - I don't think that, Sutton. - First of all... 779 00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:17,278 I can screw whoever I want. 780 00:31:17,313 --> 00:31:21,233 And second of all, that's not even what this is, Kat. 781 00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:24,953 I like him. 782 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,756 What? A guy like that would never go for a girl like me? 783 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:30,058 That's not what we're saying. 784 00:31:30,093 --> 00:31:31,492 Do you realize how insane it is 785 00:31:31,528 --> 00:31:32,593 that you used an app to stalk me? 786 00:31:32,628 --> 00:31:34,495 - (cell phone ringing) - Okay, well, I called you... 787 00:31:34,531 --> 00:31:36,064 Just give me one second. 788 00:31:36,099 --> 00:31:37,498 I needed you, and you lied to me. 789 00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:38,899 (both speaking at once) 790 00:31:38,935 --> 00:31:41,402 Firuze? Okay, slow down. 791 00:31:41,438 --> 00:31:42,770 - Okay, well, I'm sorry... - I would never do that to you. 792 00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:43,837 Guys, shut up. Shut up. 793 00:31:44,287 --> 00:31:46,740 Adena's been detained at the airport back home. 794 00:31:46,776 --> 00:31:50,377 They found one of the vibrators in her luggage. 795 00:31:50,412 --> 00:31:52,580 Hello? Yeah, I'm here. 796 00:31:52,615 --> 00:31:54,582 They're supposed to take the contraband and let her go, 797 00:31:54,617 --> 00:31:56,316 but they've been holding her for hours, 798 00:31:56,351 --> 00:31:59,419 and they won't let Firuze or anyone else talk to her. 799 00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:00,987 Well, does she have a lawyer over there? 800 00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,390 No. That's why Firuze called me. 801 00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:06,426 She was hoping, you know, that maybe I could help, 802 00:32:06,462 --> 00:32:10,497 but, uh, I just have no idea who to call. 803 00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:13,300 Um, Evan. 804 00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:15,602 Get Janice O'Hare on the phone. 805 00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:17,169 I have a friend at the State Department. 806 00:32:22,978 --> 00:32:26,479 Hey, I got the rundown on what Adena's up against. 807 00:32:26,514 --> 00:32:27,814 Okay. 808 00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:29,882 Okay, there's some legal document 809 00:32:29,918 --> 00:32:32,085 that she has to sign, but the gist is this... 810 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,155 She has to admit that she's deeply ashamed of her crime. 811 00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:39,891 Well, Adena would never sign that, so... 812 00:32:39,927 --> 00:32:41,327 Kat, she's got to sign it, 813 00:32:41,362 --> 00:32:42,961 or else they're not gonna let her go. 814 00:32:42,997 --> 00:32:44,296 There's strict punishment 815 00:32:44,332 --> 00:32:45,797 for women who choose to defy them. 816 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,001 Oh, really? Okay. 817 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:50,568 Well, then I guess I'll just have to show them 818 00:32:50,604 --> 00:32:53,038 a woman defying them. 819 00:32:53,073 --> 00:32:54,906 Listen up, everyone. Stop what you're doing. 820 00:32:54,942 --> 00:32:56,508 We are going to tweet 821 00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,977 that a woman is being held against her will 822 00:32:59,013 --> 00:33:01,780 simply for wanting to own her own sexuality. 823 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,116 has something better. 824 00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:07,252 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Nobody is tweeting anything. 825 00:33:07,287 --> 00:33:09,254 Kat, my office. 826 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,577 I am the social-media director, okay? 827 00:33:11,612 --> 00:33:12,790 I'm tweeting this. 828 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:15,993 Have you even considered what this could do to Adena? 829 00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:18,396 Putting attention on it? Shaming them? 830 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:21,533 God, Kat, just think it through 831 00:33:21,568 --> 00:33:23,400 before you open your mouth. 832 00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:30,041 (keys tapping) 833 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,075 What are you doing? 834 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,844 (tapping continues) 835 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,245 (cell phone whistles) 836 00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:39,716 Get me into "Scarlet's" Twitter. 837 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:42,457 We need to delete whatever she just posted. 838 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:47,090 - (dramatic music) - - 839 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,962 It's funny. 840 00:33:52,998 --> 00:33:54,298 Kat, where are you going? 841 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,032 I don't know, okay? 842 00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,735 I don't know. I just... I need to go to the consulate. 843 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:02,205 Or... or call the... 844 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240 I don't know. I just... I need to do something. 845 00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:05,875 There's nothing you can do. 846 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,044 - Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay. - Yeah. 847 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,413 They could send her to jail forever, 848 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,548 or worse, and it is completely my fault. 849 00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:14,917 Hey, it is not your fault. 850 00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:17,253 Yes, it is. I gave her the vibrators. 851 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:20,189 It was my idea to smuggle them in, all because I... 852 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,624 (exhales shakily) 853 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:23,593 I just... I... I need to fix this. 854 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:25,428 No, what you need to do right now is just scream. 855 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:27,196 When I was a kid in Colorado, 856 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,436 I used to just hike up to the mountains and scream. 857 00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:30,398 Just let it out. 858 00:34:30,434 --> 00:34:32,000 Well, that is a beautiful story, Jane, 859 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:34,269 but unfortunately, this is not Colorado. 860 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:37,272 This is New York City, and there is literally nowhere 861 00:34:37,307 --> 00:34:41,476 in this entire city where people aren't always on top of you! 862 00:34:41,511 --> 00:34:43,411 Excuse me, sir, thank you. 863 00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:47,616 Shut up! 864 00:34:48,952 --> 00:34:50,952 No, no, no, this is perfect. 865 00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:53,288 We just found the one place in New York where you can scream. 866 00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:55,156 Oh, my God, Jane. Please stop. 867 00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:56,691 Hey, we're just trying to help you. 868 00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,326 What are you gonna do to help, Sutton? 869 00:34:58,362 --> 00:34:59,700 Are you gonna call your boyfriend 870 00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:01,796 and see if maybe he can fix the problem for me? 871 00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:03,497 ♪ Can't stop me now ♪ 872 00:35:03,532 --> 00:35:05,099 - I got to go. - You know what? 873 00:35:05,135 --> 00:35:07,135 If she wants to go through this alone, 874 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,302 let her. 875 00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:12,974 ♪ Ah-ooh, oh-oh oh-oh-oh ♪ 876 00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:16,110 (groans) 877 00:35:16,146 --> 00:35:17,711 - Hello, Jane. - Jacqueline. 878 00:35:17,747 --> 00:35:19,480 I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you were in here. 879 00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,482 - I'll get out of your way. - I just wasn't feeling 880 00:35:21,517 --> 00:35:22,983 these shoes sent over for the gala, 881 00:35:23,018 --> 00:35:24,518 but it seems like you need this closet 882 00:35:24,553 --> 00:35:26,186 - a lot more than I do. - No, no, no. 883 00:35:26,221 --> 00:35:28,955 Uh, don't wear shoes you don't like because of me. 884 00:35:28,991 --> 00:35:30,190 Just forget I was here. 885 00:35:30,225 --> 00:35:31,825 Jane. 886 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,927 - What is going on with you? - Um, nothing. 887 00:35:33,962 --> 00:35:36,396 I felt very confident giving you this promotion, 888 00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,498 but your energy this week has been off. 889 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,200 - Maybe you're not quite ready. - No. 890 00:35:40,235 --> 00:35:42,169 I am. I'm ready. 891 00:35:42,204 --> 00:35:44,737 And I'm so grateful for this opportunity. 892 00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:46,072 Good. 893 00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:48,708 I'm glad to hear that. 894 00:35:48,743 --> 00:35:51,511 So when am I gonna get some material from you? 895 00:35:51,546 --> 00:35:53,212 Soon. It's all there. 896 00:35:53,247 --> 00:35:54,947 Well, I found Eric. 897 00:35:54,982 --> 00:35:58,651 I, um... I'm just having trouble finishing it. 898 00:35:58,687 --> 00:36:01,954 How can we fix that, then? 899 00:36:01,989 --> 00:36:04,056 Well, I guess I-I need to talk to him. 900 00:36:04,091 --> 00:36:06,158 Well, that sounds like a pretty good guess to me. 901 00:36:06,194 --> 00:36:07,427 Why haven't you done that? 902 00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:12,832 Because it hurts too much. 903 00:36:12,867 --> 00:36:14,900 (door opens) 904 00:36:14,936 --> 00:36:17,369 Jacqueline, I've got Beyoncé for you. 905 00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:22,374 Beyoncé Knowles. 906 00:36:22,409 --> 00:36:24,876 No shit, Andrew. 907 00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:26,545 Tell her I'll call right back. 908 00:36:29,783 --> 00:36:33,385 So it's your choice whether you want to go after that ending or not, 909 00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:36,120 but I've never met anybody who made a career happen 910 00:36:36,156 --> 00:36:38,223 by hiding out in the fashion closet. 911 00:36:38,258 --> 00:36:41,226 (soft music) 912 00:36:44,831 --> 00:36:45,964 (door closes) 913 00:36:51,579 --> 00:36:53,379 ♪ She'll be jaywalking right across ♪ 914 00:36:53,414 --> 00:36:55,014 ♪ While the cops talk ♪ 915 00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:59,519 ♪ Make you feel like a boss ♪ 916 00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:01,454 ♪ When your eyes lock ♪ 917 00:37:01,489 --> 00:37:05,057 ♪ And you can't stop staring endlessly ♪ 918 00:37:06,961 --> 00:37:10,062 ♪ Everybody knows she's a perfect ten ♪ 919 00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:12,230 ♪ And I'm hanging on tight till the whole things ends ♪ 920 00:37:12,266 --> 00:37:13,899 Don't even say it. 921 00:37:13,934 --> 00:37:16,869 I know, but I don't want you to get hurt. 922 00:37:16,904 --> 00:37:18,837 Me neither. 923 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:22,240 - ♪ She sets, she sets the city on fire ♪ - - 924 00:37:22,276 --> 00:37:26,043 ♪ She sets the city on fire ♪ 925 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:29,613 ♪ Burns like a million lighters ♪ 926 00:37:29,649 --> 00:37:32,849 - ♪ I'm going up, I couldn't get much higher ♪ - - 927 00:37:32,885 --> 00:37:38,489 - ♪ She sets, she sets the city on fire ♪ - - 928 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,492 - ♪ Everybody knows she's a perfect ten ♪ - - 929 00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:45,496 ♪ And I'm hanging on tight till the whole things ends ♪ 930 00:37:45,561 --> 00:37:47,327 Hey. You texted. 931 00:37:47,362 --> 00:37:48,795 What are we doing here? 932 00:37:48,831 --> 00:37:50,998 Well, I could answer that, or... 933 00:37:51,033 --> 00:37:52,132 I could show you. 934 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:56,570 Okay, I'm sorry I had to ignore you before, 935 00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:57,871 but this... this is... 936 00:37:57,907 --> 00:37:59,205 - This is work. - Yeah. 937 00:37:59,241 --> 00:38:00,706 And we knew this would be tricky. 938 00:38:00,742 --> 00:38:03,709 (soft music) 939 00:38:05,447 --> 00:38:07,247 But this is not what I want. 940 00:38:09,317 --> 00:38:11,017 I want to go out on dates. 941 00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,719 I want to be asked out on dates, 942 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:15,821 and if that's not what you want, 943 00:38:15,857 --> 00:38:17,623 I understand. 944 00:38:17,659 --> 00:38:19,959 But I need you to know 945 00:38:19,994 --> 00:38:23,796 I want to be the girl you can't stop thinking about. 946 00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:25,230 I deserve to be that girl. 947 00:38:26,968 --> 00:38:28,701 Excuse me. 948 00:38:31,472 --> 00:38:33,372 Thank you very much for joining me 949 00:38:33,407 --> 00:38:36,942 to celebrate 60 years of "Scarlet." 950 00:38:36,977 --> 00:38:40,179 (cheers and applause) 951 00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:43,315 Our little magazine has gone through quite a few changes 952 00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:45,117 over the past six decades, 953 00:38:45,152 --> 00:38:47,286 and for those of you who say that we are still 954 00:38:47,321 --> 00:38:49,955 a fashion and beauty magazine, I say yes. 955 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:51,189 Yes, we are. 956 00:38:51,224 --> 00:38:53,058 But for those of you who say 957 00:38:53,093 --> 00:38:56,094 we are just a fashion and beauty magazine, 958 00:38:56,129 --> 00:38:59,263 I say, "Here's the next great mascara 959 00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:01,800 "to give you bigger eyes to see the world. 960 00:39:01,835 --> 00:39:03,768 "Here's a fabulous pair of jeans. 961 00:39:03,804 --> 00:39:05,836 Now go climb a mountain." 962 00:39:05,871 --> 00:39:10,975 A few years ago, I read an application of a young intern, 963 00:39:11,010 --> 00:39:14,112 and her words have always stayed with me. 964 00:39:14,147 --> 00:39:18,649 When asked why she wanted to work at "Scarlet," 965 00:39:18,684 --> 00:39:22,152 she said, "Because when I needed it, 966 00:39:22,187 --> 00:39:24,655 "'Scarlet' was like getting the advice 967 00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:29,292 of an older sister that I'd always wished I'd had." 968 00:39:29,328 --> 00:39:30,761 No matter how many years pass, 969 00:39:30,796 --> 00:39:34,197 no matter how the world changes, 970 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:38,801 "Scarlet" will always be that older sister. 971 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:41,904 And we will always be there for the girls who need her. 972 00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:47,710 Those of you who work at the magazine, 973 00:39:47,746 --> 00:39:49,513 please raise your glasses. 974 00:39:52,518 --> 00:39:56,452 You are the women and men 975 00:39:56,487 --> 00:39:59,656 who work at "Scarlet," 976 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:02,892 and 60 years ago, this magazine set out 977 00:40:02,927 --> 00:40:07,263 to redefine the rules. 978 00:40:07,298 --> 00:40:12,067 And now that responsibility falls to each one of you. 979 00:40:12,102 --> 00:40:13,802 And I want to make sure you understand 980 00:40:13,837 --> 00:40:16,938 what I expect of you. 981 00:40:16,974 --> 00:40:21,377 I expect you to have adventures. 982 00:40:21,412 --> 00:40:24,713 I expect you to fall in love, 983 00:40:24,748 --> 00:40:26,848 to get your hearts broken. 984 00:40:29,186 --> 00:40:32,253 I expect you to have sex with the wrong people... 985 00:40:32,289 --> 00:40:34,522 to have sex with the right people, 986 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,725 to make mistakes and make amends, 987 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:41,029 take a leap and make a splash. 988 00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:43,364 And I expect you to unleash holy hell 989 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,567 on anybody who tries to hold you back, 990 00:40:45,602 --> 00:40:49,704 because you don't just work for "Scarlet." 991 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:53,274 - You are "Scarlet." - (cheers and applause) 992 00:40:53,310 --> 00:40:55,210 ♪ I got guns in my head, and they won't go ♪ 993 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,178 Cheers. 994 00:40:57,214 --> 00:40:59,113 ♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't go ♪ 995 00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:02,649 ♪ I got guns in my head, and they won't go ♪ 996 00:41:02,685 --> 00:41:05,786 ♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't ♪ 997 00:41:05,822 --> 00:41:08,589 (The Strumbellas' "Spirits") 998 00:41:08,624 --> 00:41:10,958 (train rumbling) 999 00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:13,961 (all screaming) 1000 00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:22,536 ♪ I've been looking at the stars tonight ♪ 1001 00:41:22,571 --> 00:41:27,774 ♪ And I think, "Oh, how I miss that bright sun" ♪ 1002 00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:34,013 ♪ I'll be a dreamer till the day I die ♪ 1003 00:41:34,049 --> 00:41:35,982 (cell phone ringing) 1004 00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:40,253 ♪ But they say, "Oh, how the good die young" ♪ 1005 00:41:40,288 --> 00:41:42,088 ♪ But we're all strange ♪ 1006 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:43,589 ♪ And maybe we don't want to change ♪ 1007 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,291 Get up. Get up, get up, get up, get up. 1008 00:41:45,326 --> 00:41:46,492 What? 1009 00:41:46,527 --> 00:41:48,261 It's an international number. 1010 00:41:51,999 --> 00:41:54,634 Hello? 1011 00:41:54,669 --> 00:41:58,237 Hey, Adena. 1012 00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:01,940 It's so good to hear your voice. 1013 00:42:01,976 --> 00:42:05,311 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so... 1014 00:42:11,218 --> 00:42:13,585 Eric. 1015 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:17,622 Jane. Hi. 1016 00:42:17,658 --> 00:42:20,525 What are you doing here? 1017 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,727 I'm stalking you. 1018 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:26,130 I'm confused. 1019 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:28,667 It's a pretty crappy feeling, isn't it? 1020 00:42:28,702 --> 00:42:31,269 (phone ringing) 1021 00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:32,837 Lauren Park's office. 1022 00:42:32,872 --> 00:42:35,139 Sutton. It's Richard Hunter. 1023 00:42:35,175 --> 00:42:38,476 I'm calling because I can't stop thinking about you, 1024 00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:41,378 and I would really like to take you out to dinner. 1025 00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:45,016 I'll have to check my schedule. 1026 00:42:55,061 --> 00:42:56,393 It's a great article. 1027 00:42:56,429 --> 00:42:58,061 Thank you. 1028 00:42:58,096 --> 00:43:01,732 And thank you for everything that you did to help. 1029 00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:02,899 Well, I didn't do much. 1030 00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:04,167 I mean, my friend was able 1031 00:43:04,203 --> 00:43:05,436 to put some pressure on, 1032 00:43:05,471 --> 00:43:06,737 let 'em know that we're watching, 1033 00:43:06,772 --> 00:43:09,540 but Adena's the one who refused to sign that paper. 1034 00:43:09,575 --> 00:43:11,375 - She's a brave girl. - Yeah. 1035 00:43:11,410 --> 00:43:13,844 And I know that not sending that tweet 1036 00:43:13,879 --> 00:43:15,912 was not easy. 1037 00:43:15,948 --> 00:43:17,881 But it was the right thing to do... 1038 00:43:17,916 --> 00:43:19,049 this time. 1039 00:43:19,084 --> 00:43:21,351 But not always. 1040 00:43:21,386 --> 00:43:23,386 Adena's a brave girl. 1041 00:43:23,421 --> 00:43:25,021 But so are you. 1042 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:27,757 Thanks. 1043 00:43:30,094 --> 00:43:33,596 ♪ I got guns in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1044 00:43:33,631 --> 00:43:36,098 ♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1045 00:43:36,133 --> 00:43:39,134 ♪ I got guns in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1046 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:40,803 ♪ Spirits in my head... ♪ 1047 00:43:40,839 --> 00:43:42,238 (exhales sharply) 1048 00:43:42,273 --> 00:43:43,806 (cell phone vibrates) 1049 00:43:43,842 --> 00:43:47,243 ♪ The gun still rattles, oh ♪ 1050 00:43:47,278 --> 00:43:49,478 (chuckles) 1051 00:43:54,651 --> 00:43:57,253 So I read your article. 1052 00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:58,820 Let's see, "How To Get Over It" 1053 00:43:58,856 --> 00:44:00,155 "When the Guy You Love Leaves You 1054 00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:03,558 Standing in a Train Station." 1055 00:44:03,594 --> 00:44:05,761 It's not what we discussed. 1056 00:44:05,796 --> 00:44:09,030 I know. I, uh... 1057 00:44:09,065 --> 00:44:10,064 I took a swing. 1058 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,300 You certainly did. 1059 00:44:14,938 --> 00:44:16,471 It's excellent. 1060 00:44:27,284 --> 00:44:30,451 Does it get easier? 1061 00:44:30,486 --> 00:44:33,321 Uh, the writing? Yes. 1062 00:44:33,356 --> 00:44:36,524 But the broken heart... 1063 00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:38,626 just takes some time. 1064 00:44:40,029 --> 00:44:42,596 ♪ And I don't want ♪ 1065 00:44:42,632 --> 00:44:43,964 (chuckles) 1066 00:44:43,999 --> 00:44:45,399 ♪ A never ending life ♪ 1067 00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,401 ♪ I just want to be alive ♪ 1068 00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:48,769 (cork pops) 1069 00:44:48,805 --> 00:44:52,739 ♪ While I'm here ♪ 1070 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:55,409 (laughter) 1071 00:44:55,444 --> 00:44:57,677 ♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1072 00:44:57,712 --> 00:45:01,281 ♪ I got guns in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1073 00:45:01,317 --> 00:45:03,883 ♪ Spirits in my head, and they won't go ♪ 1074 00:45:03,919 --> 00:45:05,452 ♪ But the gun still rattles ♪ 1075 00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:10,089 ♪ The gun still rattles, oh ♪ 1076 00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:12,058 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com