1 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:33,862 [RUMBLING] 2 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,045 [MACHINE BLEEPING] 3 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:37,384 Well, gentlemen, the dream has come true. 4 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,636 Hmm. And not just for Republicans. 5 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,517 We will control the most powerful bomb in the universe: 6 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,810 the sun. 7 00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:50,063 When do we strike? 8 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:54,025 Not at a model, but at Washington itself? 9 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,195 We will strike within 10 days. 10 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,947 Thanks to our colleague here, 11 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,699 the first man ever to break the security 12 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,952 of American intelligence and counter-espionage. 13 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,205 He has cracked the I.C.E., so to speak. 14 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,959 And now we have positive identification of all their top agents. 15 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,053 JULIAN: These gentlemen have ceased to amuse me. 16 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,805 Still their voices forever. 17 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:24,890 What? 18 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,057 Kill them! 19 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,307 [GASPS] 20 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,309 [SCREAMING] 21 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,285 [MUSIC PLAYING] 22 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,683 [EXPLOSION] 23 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:20,922 [EXPLOSION] 24 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:39,649 I'm cold. 25 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:40,984 [SHIVERING] 26 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:43,361 Well, wait till you get your costume on. 27 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:50,160 Well, you're supposed to look cold. You're miss January. 28 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,244 [SIGHS] 29 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,829 What a way to start the year. 30 00:06:56,458 --> 00:07:00,211 All right, honey, in front of the map. 31 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,589 Oh, I've never been to Minnesota. 32 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,591 Well, you're there now, and it's mighty cold, 33 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,426 so let me see those goosebumps. 34 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:07,594 Oh, good girl. 35 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,929 [CHUCKLES] 36 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,680 Now a little to the left. 37 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,393 I want to catch you right near Duluth. 38 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,771 Why, that's my best feature. 39 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,690 MATT: All right, now you just lower your left arm 40 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,777 'cause we don't want to h-h-hide the twin cities. 41 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,030 [CAMERA CLICKS] 42 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,164 Perfect. 43 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,416 Oh, you're some tricky fellow. 44 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,876 Well, I wanted to get the real you. 45 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,378 It's all real. 46 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,969 All right, you can change now. 47 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,845 Well, was I all right? 48 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,430 Oh, better than that. 49 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,225 Usually I have trouble with a new girl. But not you. 50 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,936 You can go out the back way. 51 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,981 Well, what should I do with the costume? 52 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,857 Drop it in the ashtray. 53 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,745 [DEVICE BEEPING] 54 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,001 Good morning, Mr. Helm. 55 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,627 Well, good morning, lovey. 56 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,587 Mmm. Anything important? 57 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,548 Ah, just that letter from Mr. Graham. 58 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,883 It can wait. Have your juice and coffee first. 59 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,719 All right. 60 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,471 [MACHINE HUMMING] 61 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,234 ♪ There's an old spinning wheel ♪ 62 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,195 ♪ where my head is ♪ 63 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:52,198 ♪ can't remember last night ♪ 64 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,868 ♪ what a crime ♪ 65 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:58,788 ♪ but I'm feeling so rotten this mornin' ♪ 66 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:05,003 ♪ must have had me a wonderful time ♪ 67 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,884 [EXCLAIMS] 68 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,925 There's nothing like fresh orange juice. 69 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,679 Still on the calendar layout? 70 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,681 Oh, yeah. 71 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,976 November and December were here last night. Just finished, uh, January. 72 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,686 And February's on the way. 73 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,355 You look beat. 74 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,649 Well, I've had a rough winter. 75 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,693 Now where'd we leave off yesterday? 76 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,820 Um, "Dear Mr. Graham, 77 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:35,241 thank you for the kind offer to join your new magazine." 78 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,494 But after taking care of a few loose ends, 79 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,080 I plan an extended vacation. 80 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,706 I'm going to roam all over 81 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,125 this great big, beautiful land of ours 82 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:48,088 and explore every cranny and nook 83 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,882 and hill and dale 84 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,843 that I ever dreamed of in my youth. 85 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,261 Cordially... 86 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,182 no, make that "warmly" yours. 87 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,730 And warmly yours. 88 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,398 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 89 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,277 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 90 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,824 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 91 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,124 Lovey, what's july doin' here? 92 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,501 I haven't even buttoned up January. 93 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,711 That was April. Spring will be a little late. 94 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,005 Good. I'm goin' in and lying down. 95 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,382 [DOOR OPENING] 96 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,218 I'm July. 97 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,221 I believe it. 98 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,056 Uh, lovey will show you your costume. 99 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,808 We're going to do the spirit of '76. 100 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,727 76? Are you kidding? 101 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,855 I'm only a 44. 102 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,274 Well, that's patriotic enough for me. 103 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,404 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 104 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,743 Hello. 105 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,997 Matt? MacDonald. 106 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,874 We're in a terrible jam. 107 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,375 Well, so am I. 108 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,585 MACDONALD.. Matt, listen, you've... 109 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,961 I'm... I'm hangin' up. 110 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,421 Matt, the situation is desperate. 111 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,798 You're tellin' me. February isn't here yet, 112 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,385 uh, July is 4 months early, and April's 3 months late. 113 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,474 30 days has September. 114 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,478 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 115 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,479 [SIGHS] 116 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,951 I got under the blankets to warm up. 117 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,120 January's such a cold month. 118 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,997 I never thought I'd live to say this, 119 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,249 but all I want to do is lie down here quietly. 120 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:52,086 I'm tired. Now be a good girl and go on home. Mmm? 121 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,506 Well, that's not the Matt Helm I heard so much about. 122 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,300 It does seem a little ridiculous, doesn't it? 123 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,593 Mmm. 124 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,511 But I mean it, now. You go on out like a lamb. 125 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,804 Well, that's March. 126 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,932 I want to wish you Happy New Year. 127 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,610 Well, I'm glad you talked some sense into me. 128 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,780 [CHUCKLING] 129 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:19,781 What's this? 130 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,865 Now you've done it. 131 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,158 We're going to take the plunge. 132 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,910 Oh, I just had my hair done. 133 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,578 Let me go! Let me go! 134 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,579 I think I'd better walk in. 135 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,413 Oh, no. 136 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,290 Let go of me. 137 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,291 We'll go in together. 138 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,626 Let me go, huh? 139 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:32,919 Let me go! 140 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,879 Let me go, please. Let me go! 141 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,923 Not the Matt Helm you've heard of. 142 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,675 [MISS JANUARY SCREAMING] 143 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,176 [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 144 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,115 Thank you, Furnas. 145 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,702 So long, Matt. 146 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,839 [PIANO PLAYING] 147 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,302 WOMAN: ♪ Roll out the barrel ♪ 148 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,388 ♪ We'll have a barrel of fun ♪ 149 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:31,602 ♪ Roll out the barrel ♪ 150 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:36,107 ♪ We'll have the blues on the run ♪ 151 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,903 ♪ A-zing, a-boom, tararrel ♪ 152 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:45,533 ♪ Ring out a song of good cheer ♪ 153 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,537 ♪ Now's the time to roll that barrel ♪ 154 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:54,792 ♪ 'cause the gang's all here ♪ 155 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,463 ♪ A-zing, a-boom, tararrel ♪ 156 00:13:58,504 --> 00:13:59,589 [SIGHS] 157 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,924 I... I just can't take any more, lovey. 158 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:07,638 ♪ Now's the time to roll that barrel ♪ 159 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,769 ♪ 'cause the gang's all here ♪ 160 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,312 To Matt Helm. 161 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,230 [PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING] 162 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,774 ALL: To Matt Helm. 163 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,195 [PIANO STOPS] 164 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,822 [GLASS SHATTERING] 165 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,491 [CAR HONKING] 166 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,976 You're late. 167 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,603 Thanks. 168 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:59,023 I'm sorry I missed my funeral. How'd it go? 169 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,193 Great. The tears would have done your heart good. 170 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,862 Matt Helm is dead, and he's going to stay dead. 171 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,406 Well, now just a darn minute. 172 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,574 That's direct from the White House, Matt. 173 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,576 Well, I ain't votin' for him again. 174 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,120 [SIGHING] IT'S UP TO YOU. 175 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:15,957 Shall we, uh, look at some pictures? 176 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,507 Hey, your own drive-in movie. Huh? 177 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,134 There's a car just like this waitin' for you. 178 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,260 Where? 179 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,761 We'll get to it. 180 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,223 Hey, double feature. 181 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,206 That's the French Riviera, Matt. 182 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,419 Cannes, to be exact. 183 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,296 You're exact. 184 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,298 MATT: Hey, valley of the giants. 185 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,383 MACDONALD: that device they tried to kill you with 186 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,969 was developed by our own scientists, Matt. 187 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,763 It's called a helio-beam. 188 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,348 That's the man that invented it. 189 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,142 MATT: but when did he find time? 190 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,853 His name is Dr. Norman Solaris. 191 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,355 He's, uh, been vacationing on the Riviera. 192 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,568 How did you tear him away from the lab? 193 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,660 He's been working on this invention for years. 194 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,206 And now he has a super-helio-beam. 195 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,208 I figured he had somethin'. 196 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,418 This beam can knock out an army, Matt, 197 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,545 a city, a continent! 198 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,549 It can bring peace or complete annihilation. 199 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,843 It's a dreadful responsibility. 200 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:54,722 I can see it's, uh, weighing heavily on his mind. 201 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,141 2 days before he was supposed to meet with the president, 202 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,186 Solaris suddenly disappeared. 203 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,397 Defected, kidnapped, we don't know. 204 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,233 Maybe he was just worn out. 205 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,360 Just vanished without a trace. 206 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,653 Have you looked under any beds? 207 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,571 Mmm-hmm. 208 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,699 Matt, whoever has solaris is trying to build that beam. 209 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,868 We haven't got much time. 210 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,453 Any leads at all? 211 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,288 Mmm-mmm. 212 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,749 This is a rare type ore, Matt. 213 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,293 It's called helio-magnesium-x4. 214 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,173 I liked the other measurements better. 215 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,511 This x4 is essential to the operation of the super-beam. 216 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,304 There's a huge load of it on its way now 217 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,765 across the mediterranean. 218 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,225 You find out its destination, 219 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,477 and we believe you'll find Solaris. 220 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,650 You'll be operating out of Monte Carlo. 221 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,986 Mighty pretty country down around there. 222 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,029 Her name is Dominique. 223 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,824 You'll be, uh, working very closely with her. 224 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,909 As close as I can get. 225 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,202 Oh, and by the way, 226 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,371 your name will be James A. Peters. 227 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,585 [CLICKING] 228 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,546 Ah! 229 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,923 Matt, now I'm going to throw you a curve. 230 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,258 And it's a big one. 231 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,593 If you find Solaris, 232 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:17,179 we want you to get him out if you can, naturally. 233 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,557 But if you can't, you... 234 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,851 you're gonna have to kill him. 235 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,729 We can't risk what he knows getting over to the enemy. 236 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,606 Why do I always get the fun jobs? 237 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,734 Because you're the only one I can trust. 238 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,694 Matt, for the first time, 239 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,196 there's been a break in the security in I.C.E. 240 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,033 There's a traitor among us. A double agent. 241 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,410 That's why only 2 people know you're still alive. 242 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,329 Me and the president. 243 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,040 And that's why you'll be operating strictly on your own. 244 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,042 You can't even contact me. 245 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,669 You understand? 246 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,421 Right. 247 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,842 Oh, and, Matt, uh, one other thing. 248 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,887 What I, uh, what I just said to you about Solaris 249 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,513 applies to you as well. 250 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,268 I don't get you. 251 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,188 Matt, they can brainwash a vacuum cleaner. 252 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,731 They'd have you killin' for them, 253 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,525 you wouldn't even know you were doing it. 254 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,737 So if they grab you, you get in a jam, you can't get out... 255 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,865 I understand. 256 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:18,949 Good boy. 257 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,326 I ain't goin'. 258 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,459 [TIRES SCREECH] 259 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,838 [JET ENGINE ROARING] 260 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,847 [WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH ON P.A. SYSTEM] 261 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,645 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 262 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,931 [CLICKING] 263 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,940 Good old Mac. 264 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,029 [SIGHS] 265 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,365 MACDONALD.. Put me down! 266 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,867 Mmm? 267 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,410 You don't have time to sit around drinking. 268 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,538 You've got work to do. 269 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,291 Yes, it's me. 270 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,127 Imagine doin' that to a beautiful bottle of booze. 271 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:56,422 I figured this was the surest way to get your orders to you. 272 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,257 Contact dominique immediately. 273 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,218 Hotel du Gide, A venue St. Germain. 274 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,388 Ah, shut up! I'll fix you, boy. 275 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,558 I-I'll join the A.A., and you won't have anybody to talk to. 276 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,150 You say one word and I'll kill you. 277 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,031 Ah! Now you're talkin'. 278 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:44,970 [TIRES SCREECHING] 279 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,727 [HUMMING SOFTLY] 280 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:59,169 [DEAN MARTIN SINGING I'M NOT THE MARRYING KIND] 281 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:07,553 ♪ I go my way alone ♪ 282 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:11,181 ♪ Free and easy like a rollin' stone ♪ 283 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:15,102 ♪ I'm strictly on my own ♪ 284 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,937 ♪ Not the marryin' kind ♪ 285 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:22,526 ♪ I'm happy bein' free ♪ 286 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:26,989 ♪ No girl's gonna put a ring on me ♪ 287 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:30,784 ♪ That's how it's got to be ♪ 288 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,786 ♪ I'm not the marryin' kind ♪ 289 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:38,792 ♪ I've been known to run a mile ♪ 290 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,087 ♪ When they try to lead me down the aisle ♪ 291 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:46,216 ♪ So if you want me to eta ya while ♪ 292 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,719 ♪ Don't start changin' my style ♪ 293 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:54,058 ♪ it's always been my plan ♪ 294 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,019 ♪ to say single any way I can ♪ 295 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,981 ♪ I'm just a happy man ♪ 296 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:05,653 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 297 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:06,779 Stop it! 298 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,238 [LAUGHING] 299 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,491 [LAUGHING] STOP. 300 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,784 Oh, stop it! 301 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,463 No matter how many times I stare at the sun setting on the Riviera, 302 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:27,800 it never fails to excite me. 303 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,551 Especially if a young girl with nothing on 304 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,844 is sitting there, too. 305 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,597 You can be such an angel. 306 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,099 And I may arrange it. 307 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,897 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 308 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,789 Uh, mister. Uh, monsieur. 309 00:24:58,831 --> 00:24:59,707 Mister will do. 310 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,917 Oh, got a little fire? 311 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:03,627 Well, where shall I start? 312 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,297 I never forget a face. 313 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,466 I think I saw you in a movie, a drive-in. 314 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,052 No. No, I work in a record shop. 315 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,346 Um, are you a friend of Dominique's? 316 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,766 Oh, no. A fellow from the States asked me to say hello. 317 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,768 Well, I don't think she's in today. 318 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,687 Oh, no. She's out. 319 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,940 Well, thanks for the light. 320 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,483 Don't mention it. 321 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,740 Um, by the way, who shall I say was calling? 322 00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:35,826 Oh, uh, I don't think it would mean very much to her. 323 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:44,918 Coco. 324 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,183 Mmm! 325 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,894 It is a beautiful sunset. 326 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,354 Now there's something for all of us to see. 327 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,564 ♪ If you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ♪ 328 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,900 ♪ we won't have to say a word ♪ 329 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,736 ♪ if you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ♪ 330 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,405 ♪ then your heart's already heard ♪ 331 00:26:55,447 --> 00:27:00,744 ♪ When I smile you know exactly what I mean ♪ 332 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,079 ♪ if you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ♪ 333 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,747 After I graduated Yale, 334 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,874 Dad wanted me to come into the firm, 335 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,502 but I said, "no! I want to make it on my own." 336 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,672 So he gave me $250,000 in traveler's checks 337 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,090 and here I am. 338 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,134 ♪ Nothin' in between ♪ 339 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,054 ♪ flowers smilin' ♪ 340 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:21,765 ♪ raindrops falling ♪ 341 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:27,062 ♪ winter turns to spring ♪ 342 00:27:27,104 --> 00:27:29,148 ♪ When you feel ♪ 343 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:32,276 ♪ the way we're feeling ♪ 344 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,738 ♪ words don't mean a thing ♪ 345 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:39,491 ♪ if you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ♪ 346 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:42,161 ♪ then you know the reason why ♪ 347 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:44,538 ♪ why the sunset hugs the ocean ♪ 348 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,040 ♪ and the treetops kiss the sky ♪ 349 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,834 ♪ they're so close ♪ 350 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,337 ♪ there's room for nothing in between ♪ 351 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,173 ♪ if you're thinkin' what I'm thinkin' ♪ 352 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,966 Hi. Still looking, huh? 353 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,843 Dominique hasn't come in yet. 354 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,803 I don't know where she is. 355 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,680 This is dancin'? 356 00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,724 It's called a discotheque. Do you want to try? 357 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,600 Well, I don't disc. 358 00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:07,644 Oh! Whoops! 359 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,855 [CHUCKLES] 360 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,107 ♪ [LIVELY POP MUSIC PLAYING] 361 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,650 [LAUGHING] 362 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,360 Oh, that's great. 363 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,571 And you said you couldn't dance. 364 00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:24,328 [WHOOPING] 365 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,497 [EXCLAIMS] 366 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:33,921 [EXCLAIMS] 367 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,323 Hey, you'll... you'll break somethin'. Up... up... up! 368 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:43,847 [WHOOPS] 369 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,936 It's like directing traffic. 370 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:49,937 No! No? 371 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:57,152 [WHOOPS] 372 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,654 [SUZIE SHRIEKS] 373 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,244 Don't you think we should be introduced first? 374 00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,088 Hey, now you're swingin', Dad. 375 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,464 Dad? 376 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,757 He calls everybody Dad. 377 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,134 Don't he know? 378 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,805 It's a wise son who knows his own father. 379 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,974 The way they're wearin' their hair nowadays 380 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,393 it's a wise father who knows his own son. 381 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,527 He came here right from Dominique's apartment. 382 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:40,320 He's dancing with a girl now. 383 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,121 No, I have no idea who he is. 384 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:52,708 Maybe we'll find out afterwards, from his widow. 385 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:53,625 When did you see her last? 386 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,793 Who? 387 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:55,877 Whoa! 388 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,338 [WHOOPS] 389 00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,841 You mean Dominique? I don't know. 390 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,259 Sometime today. 391 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:08,932 Why? 392 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,728 Well... oh, I've... 393 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,580 well... 394 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:44,760 mademoiselle, we regret to inform you, Dominique has been murdered. 395 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:45,844 Dead? 396 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:47,471 Yes, mademoiselle. 397 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,654 An American was seen driving a thunderbird. 398 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,563 [THUMPING] 399 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:01,777 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 400 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,915 I hate a guy that wears jewelry. 401 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,470 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 402 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:30,972 I must... I must protest. 403 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:34,726 I must... Hey, hey, thanks for the help. 404 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,812 Oh, an American? 405 00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,230 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 406 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,734 Yeah. Why? 407 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,569 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 408 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,821 Hey, you speak English? 409 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:46,988 Very well. Yes. 410 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,740 You're under arrest. 411 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,286 [MATT SPEAKING FRENCH] 412 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,788 JULIAN: That's him. That's the man. 413 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,456 No doubt about it. 414 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:57,624 You are positive? 415 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,126 Absolutely. 416 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,087 He's the one we saw leaving that poor woman's room. 417 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,547 Thank you, Monsieur Wall. 418 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,006 And you, madame? 419 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:06,508 Oh, now just a doggone minute! 420 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,302 I got some rights, too. I am an American citizen. 421 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,720 We will play the Star-spangled Banner 422 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,931 when you're in the electric chair. 423 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,850 Ah, then I have to stand up. 424 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,521 Madame Duquette, can you identify this man? 425 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,857 She can. 426 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:25,485 Perhaps. Perhaps not. 427 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:27,487 Naturally, one wants to be sure. 428 00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:29,239 A man's life is at stake. 429 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:33,994 The truth of the matter is, 430 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:36,663 I was watching the sunset. 431 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,999 No matter how many times, 432 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,917 it never fails to excite me. 433 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:46,548 I really couldn't be sure. 434 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,759 Oh, you're a sweet, warm, wonderful human being. 435 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,054 We still have one more witness. 436 00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:55,974 What is this, Bastille day? You know, where I come from, 437 00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:57,809 I have the right to be picked out of a lineup. 438 00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:58,977 And so you shall. 439 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,228 [WHISTLES] 440 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,945 All right, line up over there. 441 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,116 Don't tell Mom about this. 442 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:19,164 Well, here we are, Patty, Maxine, and Laverne. 443 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,249 We're ready, captain. The girl is outside. 444 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,752 CAPTAIN: Send her in. 445 00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,962 She'll never be able to tell us apart. 446 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,684 Take your time, mademoiselle. 447 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,937 And do not be afraid. 448 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,438 Who's afraid? 449 00:33:50,654 --> 00:33:51,947 It's not him. 450 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,036 It's not him. 451 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:01,957 Got a little fire? 452 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,803 It's not him, either. 453 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,930 Are you certain? Look again. 454 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:27,566 I'm positive. He's not the one. 455 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,655 CAPTAIN: how about you, Monsieur Orcutt? 456 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:36,741 I can't tell. I was underwater a good deal of the time. 457 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,540 I have never been surer of anything in my life. 458 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:47,085 Well, we're very civic-minded and all that, but it is getting late, 459 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,421 and if there's nothing else we can do here... 460 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:50,922 good night, Captain. 461 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,843 Come along, Julian. 462 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:57,984 Maybe we can find somebody for you to run over on the way home. 463 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:05,395 Uh, I must ask you to stay available to us, Monsieur Peters. 464 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:06,270 Mmm. 465 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,400 Thanks, fellas. We... we made a great team. 466 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:11,776 Bonsoir. 467 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,320 Bonsoir, Laverne! 468 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,031 No, I'm Maxine. That's Laverne. 469 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,282 Arrivederci. 470 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:25,749 Why did you lie? 471 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,917 I have my reasons. 472 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,170 I don't want him in jail. 473 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,464 The visiting hours are so inconvenient. 474 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,634 But why did the girl lie? 475 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,223 I have to talk to you. Meet me at my place in an hour. Ok? 476 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:44,643 Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Not so fast, little girl. 477 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:48,772 How come in there... how come? 478 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,900 Well, at the pool today. When I said thanks for the light, 479 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,401 you said, "don't mention it." 480 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,486 Yeah? 481 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,737 So I didn't. 482 00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,493 I just had to make sure, Billy. 483 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,286 A person doesn't want to make a mistake 484 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,178 about something as important as that. 485 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:15,924 SUZIE: who is it? 486 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,592 Your old dancin' partner. 487 00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:18,635 Come in. 488 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,932 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 489 00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,939 Cute place you got here. 490 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,244 I've been waiting for you. 491 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,718 The room service ain't bad, either. 492 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:04,431 I, um, I want you to come over to my side. 493 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,600 I'll make it worth your while. 494 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,144 You already have. 495 00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:11,938 [MOANS] 496 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,610 She hired you, didn't she? 497 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,529 She had you kill Dominique. 498 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,905 Who? 499 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,074 Who? 500 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:25,452 Coco Duquette. 501 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,662 You've done other jobs for her, haven't you? 502 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,122 Well, if you say so. 503 00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:30,707 Where's Norman? 504 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:33,293 Norman? 505 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,794 Come on. Come on, you owe me one. 506 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:36,671 Norman Solaris. Where is he? 507 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,923 I never heard of him. 508 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,926 All right, get out of here. 509 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:46,389 Oh, now I know why you took me off the hook with the police. 510 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:50,143 You thought I knew something about this fellow, Solaris. 511 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,770 That's right. 512 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,521 MATT: what's he to you? 513 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:55,106 What's the difference? 514 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,027 Look, Coco had something to do with this. 515 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,654 She's a bad guy, and she's capable of anything. 516 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,906 And what are you? 517 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:05,825 You think I'm a murderer, 518 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:08,828 you lie to the police on a chance that you'd find your boyfriend... 519 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:11,623 He is not my boyfriend! 520 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,791 [SIGHS] 521 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:15,627 Norman Solaris is my father. 522 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:19,172 He's never wanted it known. Vanity, I guess. 523 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,632 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, 524 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,384 but I don't know anything about it. 525 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:24,969 Now you figure it out for yourself. 526 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,514 If this Coco girl hired me to do the job, 527 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,183 she wouldn't have shown up at the police station. 528 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,018 And I ain't no murderer. 529 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:35,688 Now, what makes you so positive she is? 530 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,941 Jealousy, revenge. 531 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,193 My father and Dominique were pretty good friends for a while. 532 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,986 Then Coco came along. 533 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,739 Coco wanted him for Coco. 534 00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,032 She really fell for him? 535 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,910 He was here on vacation. Vacations end. 536 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,829 Coco didn't want it to. 537 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:52,121 Look, maybe I'm all wrong. 538 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,458 He can take care of himself. Only this time... 539 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,377 I don't know. I've got the funniest feeling 540 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,546 that she's mixed up in it somehow. 541 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,632 Well, I figure that if anybody's the heavy, 542 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,760 it's her husband, that monsieur Wall. 543 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,054 They're not married. 544 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,349 You mean they hate each other like that for nothin'? 545 00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:14,310 She and Julian wall have been together for years. 546 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,729 She flaunts her little side trips in front of him. 547 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,565 I think it's part of the arrangement. 548 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,983 Nice people. 549 00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,359 [CHUCKLES] RICH PEOPLE. 550 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,945 That island out there, he owns it. 551 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,697 Shipyards, boats, yachts. 552 00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,116 Barges? 553 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,326 A whole fleet of them. 554 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,663 I think I'll come over to your side. 555 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:37,041 Well, I... I don't have very much to offer. 556 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,501 You-you're puttin' me on. 557 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,253 [CHUCKLES] I DIDN'T MEAN... 558 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,132 I didn't think you did. 559 00:39:44,173 --> 00:39:46,759 But we'll think of something. In the meantime, now, 560 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,929 don't... don't you go tellin' anybody about your family tree, 561 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:52,682 'cause whoever grabbed him might grab you. 562 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,810 And if there's any grabbin' to be done around here... 563 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,228 [RATTLING] 564 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:06,362 I demand an explanation. 565 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:10,074 What is the meaning of this nocturnal assignation? 566 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,035 Is he rehearsing for a play? 567 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,788 I think it's only fair to advise you, sir, 568 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,374 that I have boxed 3 years for yale. 569 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:22,170 Well, I think that's very sporting of you to warn me, old boy. 570 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:23,838 Good night, Miss Magnolia. 571 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,673 [LAUGHING] GOOD NIGHT. 572 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,051 I intend to stand guard here for the rest of the evening. 573 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,053 Don't look at me. 574 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,494 I'm going out to place a big bet on, uh, Harvard. 575 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,479 [MACHINES RATTLING] 576 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,077 [MACHINES WHIRRING] 577 00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,927 MAN OVER P.A... stay where you are. 578 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,221 If you try to escape, we will shoot. 579 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:21,396 [MACHINES RATTLING] 580 00:41:40,373 --> 00:41:42,250 Well, welcome to Disneyland. 581 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,423 JULIAN: Well, well, well. 582 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,221 Forgive me, 583 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,056 but I don't believe I got your name at the police station. 584 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:59,308 Peters. Jim Peters. 585 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,937 I sell American postcards. No offense. 586 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,605 Well, what are you doing here? 587 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,858 To tell you the truth, I... I was having a barbecue. 588 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,484 I ran out of charcoal. 589 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,415 I am going to keep doing that 590 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,334 every time I hear an answer I don't like. 591 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,670 Shall we try again? 592 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,131 What are you doing here? 593 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,508 Oh, I heard, uh, rumors around the waterfront 594 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,552 and I figured if I got somethin' on you, 595 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:37,055 it might be worth money to somebody. 596 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,723 What rumors? 597 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:42,185 Oh, about some kind of ore. 598 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,312 Now that was a good answer. I liked that one. 599 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,563 Hey, I'm glad. 600 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:53,571 [CLANGING] 601 00:42:57,784 --> 00:42:59,327 Now can you give me one good reason 602 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:02,246 why I shouldn't drop you to the pavement? 603 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,041 Certainly: I'll get killed. 604 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:08,086 Besides, I can, uh, tell you where I get all my leads. 605 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,670 Where? 606 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:13,841 Oh, not while I'm up in this shovel, mister. 607 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:16,636 What were you doing in Dominique Avignon's apartment? 608 00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,554 Oh, a fellow in the States, he gave me her number. 609 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,516 39-26-34. 610 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:22,934 The girl from the discotheque, 611 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:25,937 we know you were in her flat last night, too. 612 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:28,022 We will have to do something about her. 613 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,732 Oh, I tried. Nothing. 614 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:30,733 [EXCLAIMS] 615 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,198 Well, what do you think? Shall I? 616 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,535 Why? We can always kill him. 617 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,079 Your way takes longer. 618 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,455 I think we should check him out 619 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,541 with our contact in Washington. 620 00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:49,043 There may be more to Mr. Peters than meets the eye. 621 00:43:49,085 --> 00:43:50,169 True. 622 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,839 Although what meets the eye isn't bad. 623 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,051 Wrap him up. 624 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,344 MATT: you I like. 625 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,429 And you, you'll come along nicely. 626 00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,945 [SHIP'S HORN BLOWING] 627 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:33,462 Crazy fraternity ring, huh? 628 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,954 Phi beta ripper or something? 629 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:44,265 [ENGINE WHIRRING] 630 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:49,395 [REVVING INCREASING] 631 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:36,192 [HARMONICA PLAYING] 632 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,213 James A. Peters. 633 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:58,631 Postcard salesman. 634 00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,799 [LAUGHS] 635 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,551 About 6"2', dark hair. 636 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,595 You can reach me later at headquarters. 637 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:05,513 That's all. 638 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,685 We thought our troubles were over 639 00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,937 when we got rid of Matt Helm. 640 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:14,438 Well, maybe they are. 641 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:22,029 Don't kill him until we find out who he is. 642 00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,365 We don't want to kill a perfect stranger. 643 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:25,950 Nobody's perfect. 644 00:46:30,997 --> 00:46:33,416 Dr. Rogas, have you anything to tell me? 645 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:34,583 I'm afraid not, sir. 646 00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:36,127 And what about the computers? 647 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,087 Sir, they've tapped the preliminary formula, 648 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,797 that's all. 649 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,924 We still don't have the bending principle. 650 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,135 Some garbled equations are coming out, 651 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:46,345 but we need Solaris himself to explain them. 652 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,723 And, uh, he still won't crack. 653 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:50,516 Then make him crack. 654 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:53,311 I don't care how you do it, but make him crack. 655 00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:55,938 Now, that final shipment of x4 is on its way. 656 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,940 The minute it gets here, we strike! 657 00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:00,067 We have got to have that beam! 658 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,027 Yes, sir. 659 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,373 No reason we can't be civilized. 660 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,150 Oh, I never touch the stuff. 661 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:21,047 Are you sure you won't join me? 662 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,256 No. 663 00:47:22,298 --> 00:47:24,342 I can't stand a drink that's hot. 664 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,469 We have no fridge. 665 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,263 I was afraid you were strictly an iceman. 666 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,973 Oh, icemen are out of business. 667 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,767 Nowadays they're using refrigerators 668 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,685 to chill everything. 669 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,437 There are other ways. 670 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:43,778 See? 671 00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,865 [HISSING CONTINUES] 672 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,329 Cuckoo. 673 00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,830 Coco. 674 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,540 Crazy. 675 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,416 Sometimes. 676 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,545 Bottoms up. 677 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:05,508 I can hardly wait. 678 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:17,228 [EXHALES] 679 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:22,858 [CLANGING] 680 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,468 You mind turning off your head? 681 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:36,390 That's better. 682 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:42,855 No, I take it back. Turn it on again. 683 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,398 Stop! 684 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:47,776 I ain't as fond of you as you think. 685 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:48,777 [GROANS] 686 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,619 He's awake. 687 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,493 Bring him up. 688 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,499 On your feet! 689 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:02,373 [GROANS] 690 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,695 You know you're beautiful when you're angry? Mmm? 691 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:19,308 [REMOTE CLICKS] 692 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,144 JULIAN: there's a whole new breed of scientists today. 693 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,480 They smoke, drink, swear, play around, 694 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,566 but they won't answer one simple little question. 695 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:30,402 How do you destroy Washington, D.C.? 696 00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:36,158 I hate you for what you're doing to him. 697 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,326 Your way didn't work. 698 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,163 You stick to your television programs, 699 00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:43,332 and I'll stick to mine. 700 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,417 MAN.. The call from Washington, sir. 701 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:54,093 Good. I'll take that call in a moment. 702 00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,345 Here's where we find out about Mr. Peters. 703 00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:01,732 JULIAN: stand right there. 704 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:12,695 [CLICKING] 705 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:20,828 All right, put that Washington call through. 706 00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:21,662 MAN.. Hello. 707 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:23,205 Go ahead. 708 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,208 I have the information on James A. Peters. 709 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,086 That's not his name. It's an alias. 710 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:35,175 His real name is... [AUDIO BREAKING] 711 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,136 Repeat. 712 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:41,181 His real name is Petrone. 713 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:45,436 Lash Petrone. A Chicago hood. 714 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:48,147 Pretty handy with a gun, according to his record. 715 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,441 Top torpedo. 716 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,192 Well, what is he doing here? 717 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,986 He can't come back to the States. 718 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:56,614 If he does, his ex-wife slaps him in jail 719 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,324 for back alimony. 720 00:51:58,365 --> 00:51:59,533 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 721 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:00,659 Any children? 722 00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:01,910 No children. 723 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,954 2 dogs: the poodle and the missus. 724 00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:07,916 Well, what about your organization? 725 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,501 What is happening at I.C.E.? 726 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,837 Some kind of shake-up's in the works. 727 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,631 MacDonald is on his way over there. 728 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:14,757 Be careful. 729 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,051 Well, what for? 730 00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:20,387 I have the protection of Chicago's top torpedo. 731 00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,889 That's all. Thank you. 732 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,393 It would be rather amusing 733 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:28,354 if Mr. MacDonald were to be, uh... 734 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,105 Oh, what's the expression? 735 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:31,940 Uh... uh, r-rubbed out by a fellow American. 736 00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,817 [LAUGHS] 737 00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,611 I think you will enjoy 738 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,780 working in our organization, Mr. Petrone. 739 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,031 Yeah? What's the pay? 740 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,532 Oh, we'll discuss that another time. 741 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:41,909 There won't be any problem. 742 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:43,702 There are so many fringe benefits. 743 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:45,704 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 744 00:52:45,746 --> 00:52:49,041 [LAUGHING] 745 00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,669 Uh, do we have any photographs of Mr. MacDonald? 746 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,337 I'll look. Do. 747 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:56,423 I would like to show them to Mr. Petrone. 748 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:58,467 You may take him back to his room now. 749 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,304 No, you wait here. 750 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,098 I will want you to run over and check 751 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,517 on that discotheque a little later on. 752 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,894 Oh, did I tell you? 753 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,188 Since you're already wanted for one murder, 754 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,899 we didn't think you'd mind if you were wanted for another. 755 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,234 That girl. What's her name? 756 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:16,568 The one you were with last night? 757 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:17,611 Suzie? 758 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:20,114 Uh-huh. Yes. 759 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:23,033 She is rather naughty, you know. 760 00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:26,286 And she seems to have a grudge against Coco. 761 00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,247 And evidently she knows a bit too much 762 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:30,791 about what's going on around here. 763 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:34,169 So you have sent her a little gift today. 764 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,212 Uh-huh. 765 00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:42,261 [LIVELY POP MUSIC PLAYING] 766 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,637 Mademoiselle Susan Hamilton? 767 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:44,888 Yes. 768 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,932 Oh! For me? 769 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:51,603 Oh. 770 00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:58,944 Oh, look at this. It's beautiful. 771 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:02,656 From Billy? 772 00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,116 No. Uh-uh. 773 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:06,618 "Thanks for last night. Jim Peters." 774 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,787 Welcome to Monte Carlo. 775 00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:10,372 Oh, it wasn't what you think. 776 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,623 It never is. 777 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:22,801 Cigarette. 778 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,387 I'd offer you one but it's the last one I got. 779 00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,978 [GRUNTS] 780 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,938 [CLATTERING] 781 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:55,584 Oh, fun. The jolly green giant. 782 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:05,385 [DINGING] 783 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:06,553 [GRUNTS] 784 00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:08,806 And don't ever let me do that again. 785 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:13,894 [ENGINE WHIRRING] 786 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:05,863 I forgot to warn you. 787 00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,654 I'm the fastest I.C.E. In the west. 788 00:56:08,991 --> 00:56:09,950 [DINGING] 789 00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,165 [BOTH GRUNTING] 790 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,212 There. You win on a foul. 791 00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:32,097 [MUSIC PLAYING] 792 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:29,112 [HOVERCRAFT DRONING] 793 00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:35,035 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 794 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:19,621 [GULLS SHRIEKING] 795 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,338 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 796 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,941 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 797 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:14,194 [BRAKES SCREECH] 798 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,935 [PEOPLE CLAMORING] 799 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,728 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 800 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,581 [EXPLOSION] 801 01:01:07,622 --> 01:01:10,375 Sorry, Frank. 802 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:11,751 [ALL SCREAMING] 803 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,193 WOMAN: God! What's going on? 804 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,922 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 805 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,387 I must vigorously protest! 806 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,639 Me, too. They're trying to kill her. 807 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:25,849 Now, give me the keys. 808 01:01:25,891 --> 01:01:27,601 Shut up. Just give me the keys. 809 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,060 We came in Suzie's car. 810 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,687 It's over there. The little black one. 811 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:31,688 Oh, great. 812 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:32,772 It has safety belts. 813 01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:33,607 For bullets? 814 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:34,608 [SUZIE GROANS] 815 01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:48,205 [ENGINE ROARING] 816 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:49,748 [TIRES SQUEALING] 817 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:50,957 [SIREN WAILING] 818 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,346 It's all right. It's the police. We're saved. 819 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:06,389 Saved? They think I knocked off Dominique. 820 01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:08,183 I haven't got time to argue. 821 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,044 [TIRES SCREECHING] 822 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,189 [SIREN CONTINUES BLARING] 823 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,946 [TIRES SCREECHING] 824 01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:33,792 [TIRES SCREECHING] 825 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,255 [GUN FIRES] 826 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:39,129 [BULLET WHINING] 827 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,718 Attention, French police. 828 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,095 Don't shoot. 829 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,138 I've got an innocent girl in the car with me. 830 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,890 [SIREN WAILING] 831 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,350 [TIRES SCREECHING] 832 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:55,647 [GUN FIRES] 833 01:02:57,065 --> 01:02:58,441 That's the French for you. 834 01:02:58,483 --> 01:03:00,483 They don't believe any girl is innocent. 835 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:17,919 [SIREN STOPS] 836 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:21,923 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 837 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,035 [SIREN RESUMES BLARING] 838 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:37,731 Well, we lost them. 839 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,692 Now I can sit back and enjoy the view. 840 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:48,491 Here, put this on. 841 01:03:58,293 --> 01:04:03,965 I... I guess I owe you my life. Thank you. 842 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,926 Thank you? That's it? 843 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,011 For your life? 844 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:15,101 Well, all's well that ends well. 845 01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,937 [GUN FIRING] 846 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:18,854 [GUN FIRING] 847 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:31,785 I'm scared. 848 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:32,994 Oh, good thinkin'. 849 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:44,214 If you can read this, you're too close. 850 01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:48,968 [TIRES SCREECHING] 851 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,183 [TIRES SCREECHING] 852 01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:02,023 [TIRES SCREECHING] 853 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,702 [TIRES SCREECHING] 854 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:29,592 Slow down! 855 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:30,635 Hold on. 856 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:31,636 [CLICKING] 857 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:15,472 [CRIES] 858 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,849 Go ahead, baby, cry it all out. 859 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,393 Cry it all out. 860 01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:24,439 And to think some guys can't stand to see a girl cry. 861 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,357 I got to get back on that island. 862 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,193 You-your father's very much alive. 863 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,944 And I wanna keep him that way. 864 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:34,240 [SOBBING] ALIVE? 865 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,825 I don't know exactly where they're, you know, keeping him, 866 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,744 but he was breathing. 867 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,704 [EXCLAIMS] 868 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:44,626 He's alive! Thank you. Oh, he's alive! 869 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:47,670 Oh, yeah, he's alive. Boy, is he alive. 870 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:48,546 [KISSING] 871 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,757 [MOANING] 872 01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,592 [SOFTLY] HEY. HEY. 873 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,052 [PANTING] 874 01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,221 You know what I want you to do for me? 875 01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:00,350 Get me a boat. 876 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:04,478 Mmm? 877 01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,532 [BOAT ENGINE DRONING] 878 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,809 [CLICKS] 879 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:43,851 [CLICKING] 880 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:50,733 [CLICKS] 881 01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:55,113 6, 7, 8, 9... 882 01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:22,056 now you stay on this boat and you wait. 883 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,891 And if you see or hear anything 884 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,476 that isn't me or your father, 885 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,895 you get out and get out fast, you understand? 886 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,564 Why are you doing this? 887 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,441 I mean, really, why? 888 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:33,526 Oh, 889 01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:36,070 'cause I'm one of America's top secret agents 890 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,363 and I don't want B.I.G.O. 891 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:38,615 To take over the world. 892 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,325 Come on, I'm serious. 893 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,035 You ask a silly question... 894 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,261 just remember, Suzie, nobody dies for nothing. 895 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:02,764 Not me, not your father, nobody. 896 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,308 Be careful. 897 01:09:05,350 --> 01:09:08,019 Oh, you can do better than that. 898 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:08,936 Huh? 899 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:13,459 MAN.. Yes, Mr. Wall, 900 01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,712 the entire shipment has been delivered. 901 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:18,047 It is already being energized. 902 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:19,048 Good. 903 01:10:24,262 --> 01:10:27,473 This is Julian Wall 904 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:29,517 advising you that the final shipment of x4 905 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,602 has arrived exactly on schedule. 906 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:34,480 It is being processed. 907 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:37,275 I promise you that within the hour, 908 01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:39,986 the capital of the United States 909 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:42,321 will be destroyed. 910 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:46,617 [ALL LAUGHING ON SCREENS] 911 01:10:46,659 --> 01:10:49,078 I will keep in close touch with all of you. 912 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,796 Well, Rogas? 913 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,967 Solaris has begun to talk. 914 01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,594 Good. 915 01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:06,220 We've learned how to curve the beams, 916 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,889 but we still don't know what triggers 917 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:08,806 the joining mechanism. 918 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:10,099 What do you mean? 919 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:11,726 There's one equation missing. 920 01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,060 He won't budge. 921 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,562 Well, make him. 922 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,689 He's very weak. 923 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:18,691 Make him! 924 01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:22,153 Make him! I give you one hour. 925 01:11:22,195 --> 01:11:24,489 One hour, Dr. Rogas! 926 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,491 [BEEPING] 927 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:38,711 Halt! 928 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,921 Certainly. 929 01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:53,893 Well, if it isn't frosty the snowman. 930 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:56,979 [LAUGHS] NO, YOU MAY NOT LEAVE THE ROOM. 931 01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,773 [CRACKLING] 932 01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,215 What are you, a traffic cop? 933 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,836 Oh, the pigeons are gonna love you. 934 01:12:19,877 --> 01:12:20,837 [CHUCKLES] 935 01:12:37,436 --> 01:12:41,274 I'm terribly sorry, I... I seem to be lost. 936 01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:44,527 Uh, Mr. Wall sent me to interview the prisoner. 937 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:47,113 And I just can't seem to find my way. 938 01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:54,078 Oh, thank you so much. 939 01:13:15,182 --> 01:13:16,309 Thank you. 940 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:26,068 Much obliged. 941 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:49,090 [CLICKS] 942 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:55,431 [COCKING] 943 01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:02,980 [CLATTERING] 944 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:03,940 [GUN CLICKS] 945 01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:13,824 MATT: 6... 7, 8, 9, 10. 946 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:14,951 [GUN FIRING] 947 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,796 [LIQUID BUBBLING] 948 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:27,922 [ELECTRONIC SQUEALING] 949 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,114 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 950 01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,228 You did a fine job, pal, but I'm afraid 951 01:14:42,269 --> 01:14:43,813 this is the only thing that'll get 952 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:47,441 both of us out of here. 953 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,194 Daddy. 954 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,320 Oh! 955 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:52,780 What are you doing? 956 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,122 You're trying to kill him. 957 01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:58,285 Penny for your thoughts. 958 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:10,297 Daddy? Daddy, are you all right? 959 01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:13,259 JULIAN: Well, well, well... 960 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:15,011 he has a daughter. 961 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,470 Hmm. 962 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:19,390 We have been working on the wrong Solaris. 963 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:20,391 Bring them up. 964 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,863 Now, instead of being pushed around, I ought to get a medal. 965 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:35,114 A medal? Yeah. 966 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:37,116 Oh, I knew she was Solaris' daughter. 967 01:15:37,158 --> 01:15:39,410 That's why I saved her life and brought her here. 968 01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:42,538 I figured she was more valuable to you alive. 969 01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:44,206 Very good. 970 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:47,501 I don't believe you, but very good. 971 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,462 Dr. Solaris, 972 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,838 there seems to be a missing equation. 973 01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,549 Now may we have it? 974 01:15:53,591 --> 01:15:54,800 No. 975 01:15:54,842 --> 01:15:57,053 Oh, come now, Doctor. 976 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:58,512 Men of goodwill have done 977 01:15:58,554 --> 01:16:00,556 a perfectly dreadful job of running the world. 978 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,683 Perhaps it's time for a change. 979 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:03,893 Admit it. 980 01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:05,603 I can't do much worse. 981 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:09,774 Oh, I think you can. I have faith in you. 982 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:12,693 MAN.. Mr. Wall, an urgent call from our Washington man. 983 01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,286 Yes? 984 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,454 We're here in Monte Carlo, 985 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:25,206 MacDonald, the whole group. 986 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:26,707 I think he's on to something. 987 01:16:26,749 --> 01:16:27,666 Kill him. 988 01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:28,667 What? 989 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,710 Kill them all. 990 01:16:29,752 --> 01:16:32,463 Set up your apparatus and destroy I.C.E. 991 01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:34,256 I had no chance to bring the apparatus. 992 01:16:34,298 --> 01:16:36,008 There was no time. 993 01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:37,635 I don't care how you do it. 994 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:41,555 I want MacDonald dead now. 995 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:42,640 MacDonald. 996 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,184 Why don't you let me handle him? 997 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:46,936 I would, but I just don't think 998 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:48,527 you're going to live that long. 999 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,191 Dr. Solaris. 1000 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,493 [DOOR OPENING] 1001 01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,203 She certainly has good taste. 1002 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,955 She picked my chicest outfit. 1003 01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:11,168 Well! 1004 01:17:11,210 --> 01:17:12,545 You look stunning. 1005 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,463 Thank you. 1006 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,590 I believe just a dash of red. 1007 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:19,927 Yes? 1008 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:37,987 Watch the dress. 1009 01:17:53,586 --> 01:17:56,213 Well, Dr. Solaris, 1010 01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:58,048 in a little while, Washington traffic 1011 01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,925 will be at its height. 1012 01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:03,929 Operation Scorch will kill a great many people. 1013 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:06,056 We call it Operation Scorch. 1014 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,975 Catchy title. 1015 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,019 It's up to you, Doctor. 1016 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:11,687 My colleagues are waiting. 1017 01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:15,149 Where do we begin? 1018 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:26,785 Oh, hey. Hold... you talked me into it. 1019 01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:28,662 You... you get MacDonald on one of those things 1020 01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:31,665 and I'll talk to him. 1021 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,376 We'll play a little game, "What's My Line?" 1022 01:18:34,418 --> 01:18:37,630 May I? 1023 01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:41,592 I deal in services and I'm bigger than a breadbox. 1024 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,260 Now, who am I? 1025 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:52,228 He's Matt Helm. 1026 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:54,313 Huh? We got a winner. 1027 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:55,648 You are dead. 1028 01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:57,399 I'm beginning to believe it. 1029 01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:59,360 Look, I'll tell you what, I'll make a deal with you. 1030 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,737 You call off the heat, I'll call off the I.C.E. 1031 01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:04,323 I'll tell MacDonald you were wiped out. 1032 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:07,076 They'll go on home. That'll give you more time, give me more time. 1033 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,577 Crazy? 1034 01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:10,204 Traitor. 1035 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:11,956 No doubt about it. 1036 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:13,123 I like it. 1037 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:20,631 A call just came in on our special frequency. 1038 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:21,757 Get it back. 1039 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:23,217 And monitor the call. 1040 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,511 If they try to trace us, jam 'em. 1041 01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,721 Would you fill this up? 1042 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:30,724 I always like to take a little straight bourbon before I talk to Mac, 1043 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:33,066 'cause he wouldn't recognize me if I was sober. 1044 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:46,573 MAN.. We're ready with the call, sir. 1045 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:48,951 One wrong word, wrong inflection... 1046 01:19:52,705 --> 01:19:54,248 Thank you. 1047 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:56,917 Mac, it's Matt. I got news. 1048 01:19:57,001 --> 01:20:00,004 Matt, are you all right? 1049 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,338 MATT: Oh, couldn't be better. 1050 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,173 As a matter of fact, I'm standing here 1051 01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:05,509 having a nice little glass of bourbon. 1052 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:07,052 MACDONALD.. What's news about that? 1053 01:20:07,094 --> 01:20:08,929 Oh, celebrating. 1054 01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:11,890 I just thought you'd like to know that, uh... 1055 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,976 well, mission accomplished. 1056 01:20:14,018 --> 01:20:17,938 Solaris alive, and, uh, happy ending U.S.A. 1057 01:20:18,022 --> 01:20:19,606 Great, Matt. Great. 1058 01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,150 Fill me in. How was it? Pretty rough? 1059 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:24,778 Well, you know, it was warm for a while. 1060 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:27,281 What's a little heat among friends? 1061 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:28,532 I'll tell you all about it. 1062 01:20:28,615 --> 01:20:29,992 Ok, Matt. 1063 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:31,952 Good boy. You wind up things at your end, 1064 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:34,496 and I'll meet you at the new headquarters. 1065 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:36,832 I'll see you back in Washington. 1066 01:20:36,874 --> 01:20:38,709 Right, bye. 1067 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:39,960 ALL: Congratulations. 1068 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:42,129 Save it. Save it. 1069 01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:45,549 Matt Helm never took a drink of bourbon in his life. 1070 01:20:45,591 --> 01:20:47,176 And the new headquarters are at Baltimore, 1071 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:49,345 not Washington. 1072 01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:52,556 He must have said Washington because that must be the hit. 1073 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,017 Give the order to evacuate Washington. 1074 01:20:55,059 --> 01:20:56,560 Now. 1075 01:20:56,602 --> 01:21:01,065 Hold it. Hold everything, just a second. 1076 01:21:01,106 --> 01:21:03,484 One other thing. Matt also said: 1077 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,944 "What's a little heat among friends?" 1078 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:11,116 Mmm? 1079 01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:14,787 Heat, heat among friends. 1080 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,413 MACDONALD: Padgett, Levinson. 1081 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:23,128 Butler, Furnas, Whitmo... 1082 01:21:26,173 --> 01:21:27,257 Furnas! 1083 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:33,472 [GLASS SHATTERING] 1084 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:45,943 [BEEPING] 1085 01:21:45,984 --> 01:21:48,028 Well done, Mr. Helm. 1086 01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:50,114 There may be a place in our organization 1087 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,055 for you after all. 1088 01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:02,876 MAN.. Mr. Wall, Mr. Wall. Urgent. 1089 01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,461 Yes. 1090 01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:06,463 I monitored the call as you ordered. 1091 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:08,507 Something came in after you finished. 1092 01:22:08,549 --> 01:22:09,425 From Furnas. 1093 01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:11,093 Well? 1094 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:12,511 I could barely hear him. 1095 01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,264 "He said.." Matt Helm's call was a trick. 1096 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:17,724 "Some kind of code. 1097 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:20,102 MacDonald knows." 1098 01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:23,897 He also said.. "We won't be hearing from him anymore." 1099 01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,110 [THUDDING] 1100 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:43,792 Take him. 1101 01:22:57,639 --> 01:23:00,893 MacDonald knows, does he? 1102 01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:03,729 Well, he's too late. 1103 01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,731 Dr. Solaris, 1104 01:23:05,772 --> 01:23:09,276 are you going to tell us how to operate your invention, 1105 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,944 or would you rather see 1106 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,586 your daughter tortured to death? 1107 01:23:19,161 --> 01:23:20,913 The next one will be closer. 1108 01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:25,083 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1109 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,760 No, it doesn't go with the outfit. 1110 01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,517 What a way to finish. 1111 01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:43,227 For a guy that drank booze all his life 1112 01:23:43,268 --> 01:23:44,618 to end up like a milkshake. 1113 01:24:02,746 --> 01:24:04,164 [SCREAMS] 1114 01:24:04,206 --> 01:24:06,708 [GASPS] 1115 01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:07,918 JULIAN: Stay. 1116 01:24:10,837 --> 01:24:12,839 I have one spear left, Doctor. 1117 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,595 Don't tell him. 1118 01:24:18,637 --> 01:24:20,137 Don't look and don't tell him. 1119 01:24:30,148 --> 01:24:30,983 Wait. 1120 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,948 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1121 01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,212 [ELECTRONIC BUZZING] 1122 01:24:56,216 --> 01:24:59,177 It's all set. 1123 01:24:59,219 --> 01:25:00,262 Let her go. 1124 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,275 She will be our guest for a while. 1125 01:25:13,317 --> 01:25:14,943 Take her to the guest quarters. 1126 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:32,919 I'm waiting. 1127 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:37,966 [BUZZING INCREASES] 1128 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:44,222 The beams are on their way. 1129 01:25:44,264 --> 01:25:45,766 [MACHINERY WHIRRING] 1130 01:25:59,071 --> 01:26:00,489 Oh, wait a minute. 1131 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,328 I wanna watch this. 1132 01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:08,413 I want to see him get what's coming to him. 1133 01:26:08,455 --> 01:26:10,123 Well, I don't know. We better... please. 1134 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:13,585 He tried to kill my father. 1135 01:26:13,627 --> 01:26:14,753 Ok. 1136 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:30,560 It's remarkable equipment. 1137 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,854 Dr. Rogas invented it. I'm his nephew. 1138 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:33,939 Oh! 1139 01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:34,940 Please. 1140 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:40,445 When the selenium rectifier retracts, 1141 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,655 the oscillation increases. 1142 01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:43,198 You don't say. 1143 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,325 It breaks down the rheostatic vibro-voltage 1144 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:47,327 to a minimal .360 on the oscilloscope. 1145 01:26:47,369 --> 01:26:49,413 Cute. 1146 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:52,249 Magnesium transformer. 1147 01:26:52,290 --> 01:26:55,377 Multivator circuit, inverted radium shield. 1148 01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:59,589 All absolutely impregnable against dust, heat, cold, 1149 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:02,092 rust, erosion. Bulletproof, too. 1150 01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:03,051 Wow. 1151 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,189 [BANGING] 1152 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,482 [ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING] 1153 01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:18,357 [EXPLOSION] 1154 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,948 [EXPLOSIONS SOUNDING] 1155 01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:34,750 Attention all power units, this is Dr. Rogas. 1156 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,502 There has been a failure in the multivator circuit. 1157 01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:40,505 Man your respective stations for an immediate check 1158 01:27:40,547 --> 01:27:44,634 of the entire V.T.V.M. System. 1159 01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:48,472 The selenium rectifier, the C.R.T., 1160 01:27:48,513 --> 01:27:50,557 the multivator frequency, 1161 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,893 the energized oscilloscope. I repeat. 1162 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:55,270 The selenium rectifier. 1163 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:58,482 You, you. Cover the door. 1164 01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:00,066 I'll finish the job myself. 1165 01:28:05,489 --> 01:28:06,322 [GUN CLICKS] 1166 01:28:12,078 --> 01:28:12,996 [GUN FIRES] 1167 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:29,387 Hey. 1168 01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:32,808 Knock it off. 1169 01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:34,899 That's what I say, charley, knock it off. 1170 01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:49,032 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1171 01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:01,878 [GRUNTS] 1172 01:29:30,448 --> 01:29:32,617 Uh, maybe it's this one? Or this... 1173 01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:34,578 No, don't touch that. That's the magnet. 1174 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:35,662 What? 1175 01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:37,497 The magnet. 1176 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,124 Oh. 1177 01:29:39,165 --> 01:29:40,500 Well, I was only trying to help. 1178 01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:41,592 But don't touch that. 1179 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:56,910 Matt! Behind you. 1180 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:04,793 [METAL DINGING] 1181 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:37,909 [EXPLOSION] 1182 01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:56,261 [GUN FIRES] 1183 01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:57,721 [MACHINE GUN FIRING] 1184 01:32:01,933 --> 01:32:03,768 The boat! I'll get the boat! 1185 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:09,482 [GUN FIRES] 1186 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:11,860 [MACHINE GUN FIRING] 1187 01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:12,610 [MACHINE GUN FIRES] 1188 01:32:12,652 --> 01:32:13,945 [GUN CLICKING] 1189 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,581 And now if you'll excuse me, Doctor. 1190 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:27,083 No. 1191 01:32:27,125 --> 01:32:28,126 You are right. 1192 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,552 [GUN FIRING] 1193 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:22,680 I give up. 1194 01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:23,932 I can't go on. 1195 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:34,526 7, 8, 9... 1196 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:54,963 [CLICKING] 1197 01:34:00,135 --> 01:34:01,344 Where's wall? 1198 01:34:01,386 --> 01:34:03,263 It's no use. 1199 01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:06,104 He's controlling the beam from the hovercraft, out there. 1200 01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:30,915 [ENGINE WHIRRING] 1201 01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:49,627 They're right behind us, sir. 1202 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,284 [EXPLOSION] 1203 01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:26,174 Well, shoot back. 1204 01:37:26,215 --> 01:37:27,300 With what? 1205 01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,058 Oh, good shot. 1206 01:37:42,357 --> 01:37:43,441 [EXPLOSIONS SOUNDING] 1207 01:37:50,823 --> 01:37:52,617 If he aims like that at Washington, 1208 01:37:52,658 --> 01:37:53,868 he'll hit Pittsburgh. 1209 01:37:53,910 --> 01:37:55,536 [EXPLOSION SOUNDING] 1210 01:38:28,152 --> 01:38:30,238 He's yawing! 1211 01:38:30,279 --> 01:38:32,031 I don't feel so good myself. 1212 01:39:55,907 --> 01:39:58,826 Mr. Matt Helm. 1213 01:39:58,868 --> 01:40:01,746 Our Operation Scorch is on its way. 1214 01:40:01,787 --> 01:40:06,125 No, nothing can stop it now. 1215 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:07,418 Go ahead and shoot. 1216 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:10,796 I have failed, just shoot. 1217 01:40:10,838 --> 01:40:12,507 If you say so. 1218 01:40:15,676 --> 01:40:18,262 [CLICKS] 1219 01:40:18,304 --> 01:40:19,137 [CLICKS] 1220 01:40:40,076 --> 01:40:41,077 [GUN FIRING] 1221 01:40:51,879 --> 01:40:52,880 Clever. 1222 01:40:52,964 --> 01:40:54,257 If you say so. 1223 01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:02,056 Excuse me. 1224 01:41:10,731 --> 01:41:13,317 Who's ahead? 1225 01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:14,694 The game is over. 1226 01:41:21,367 --> 01:41:23,786 [GLASS TINKLING] 1227 01:42:05,202 --> 01:42:07,079 There they are. 1228 01:42:07,121 --> 01:42:08,581 Naturally. 1229 01:42:08,623 --> 01:42:11,751 I majored in navigation while I was at Yale. 1230 01:42:11,792 --> 01:42:14,962 It's Billy! 1231 01:42:15,004 --> 01:42:16,756 A boat and a helicopter. 1232 01:42:16,797 --> 01:42:18,424 I'm sending all my kids to Yale. 1233 01:42:57,171 --> 01:42:59,840 Polka dot shorts! 1234 01:42:59,882 --> 01:43:01,509 The only way to fly. 1235 01:43:13,104 --> 01:43:16,357 Oh, that was a marvelous welcome home party. 1236 01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:18,359 Yeah, and the party hasn't even started. 1237 01:43:18,401 --> 01:43:19,485 Oh, yeah? 1238 01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:21,195 I like being back in America. 1239 01:43:21,237 --> 01:43:25,491 I love it. I love every nook and cranny. 1240 01:43:25,533 --> 01:43:27,868 Every hill and dale. 1241 01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:30,663 Easy, I get a little ticklish west of the Mississippi. 1242 01:43:30,705 --> 01:43:31,538 [LAUGHING] 1243 01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:37,211 One thing I really do miss, though, about Monte Carlo, 1244 01:43:37,253 --> 01:43:39,547 being able to take a plunge in the water, 1245 01:43:39,588 --> 01:43:41,757 any time, day or night. 1246 01:43:41,799 --> 01:43:46,053 ♪ I'm not the marrying kind ♪ 1247 01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:50,015 ♪ I've been known to run a mile ♪ 1248 01:43:50,057 --> 01:43:53,352 ♪ when they try to lead me down the aisle ♪ 1249 01:43:53,394 --> 01:43:57,314 ♪ so if you want me to eta ya while ♪ 1250 01:43:57,356 --> 01:44:01,652 ♪ don't start changing my style ♪ 1251 01:44:01,694 --> 01:44:03,738 ♪ it's always been my plan ♪ 1252 01:44:03,779 --> 01:44:05,364 [LAUGHING] 1253 01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:07,950 ♪ To stay single any way I can ♪ 1254 01:44:07,992 --> 01:44:09,368 Welcome to the Riviera. 1255 01:44:09,410 --> 01:44:13,289 ♪ I'm just a happy man ♪ 1256 01:44:13,372 --> 01:44:15,916 ♪ I'm not the marrying kind ♪ 1257 01:44:24,341 --> 01:44:26,469 It's an ambush. Let's get out of here. 1258 01:44:29,221 --> 01:44:33,142 ♪ I'm not the marrying kind ♪ 1259 01:44:33,225 --> 01:44:36,687 ♪ it's always been my plan ♪ 1260 01:44:36,729 --> 01:44:41,025 ♪ to stay single any way I can ♪ 1261 01:44:41,066 --> 01:44:44,987 ♪ I'm just a happy man ♪ 1262 01:44:45,029 --> 01:44:49,200 ♪ I'm not the marrying kind ♪ 1263 01:44:49,241 --> 01:44:52,453 ♪ not the marrying kind ♪ 1264 01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:57,041 ♪ I'm not the marrying kind ♪