1 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,320 Do you think she wants something? 2 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:46,980 For what, Frank? 3 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Well, you know. 4 00:00:54,380 --> 00:00:56,060 Something I can't give her. 5 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,060 What are you talking about? 6 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:04,980 To body feeding. 7 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,700 No, no, she just wants to go to sleep. 8 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,940 And so do I. 9 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:23,250 outside. This has upset my system. 10 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:29,030 Well, don't disturb Jessica, Frank. We've had enough trouble as it is. 11 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,110 Well, she's only woken up three times tonight. 12 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:33,770 I don't think you're getting her night trained. 13 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,910 I guess I could get you night trained. 14 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:41,130 It's not my fault. It's that new coffee you bought. 15 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:43,790 It's got too many beans in it. 16 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:48,250 Will you just hurry up and don't make any noise? 17 00:01:48,470 --> 00:01:49,470 I won't. 18 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:07,430 Did you leave my toolkit in the toilet? 19 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:12,050 Of course I didn't. You brought it up to do Jessica's nursery. 20 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:15,790 Who's that? 21 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,530 Are you expecting anyone? 22 00:02:18,950 --> 00:02:21,570 It's at three o 'clock in the morning, I'm not. 23 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:22,890 I'll go. 24 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:31,610 Who is it? 25 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:35,590 Next door, open up. 26 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:42,090 My God, I've had just about enough of you. We've lived in a house next door 27 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:44,250 a week and we haven't had a decent night's sleep since we came. 28 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:49,130 One disturbance after another who crashes, bangs, stumps, babies, crying. 29 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,110 This is our final warning. 30 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:58,010 One more sign of you and I'll put you under my arm, carry you up those stairs 31 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:01,470 and drop you from a great height. 32 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:12,510 Talking to me like that through my own letterbox? 33 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,950 Marry me up and drop me. 34 00:03:16,670 --> 00:03:17,950 I'm bigger than I look. 35 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:20,750 I'm a man. 36 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,650 Who was it, Frank? 37 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,190 Mr Jackson, our new neighbour from next door. 38 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,470 It's not often I lose my temper, Betty. 39 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:31,190 Oh, you didn't have a fight? 40 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:32,650 It was a hair's breadth. 41 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:36,750 If he hadn't left when he did, I was just on the verge. 42 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,180 And all these rows are upsetting Jessica. 43 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,400 It's no wonder she can't sleep. 44 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,620 No, that's just the excitement of Christmas coming. 45 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,820 This is our first Christmas. 46 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,280 Who's going to see the Queen on Christmas Day, then? 47 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,200 Yes. 48 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:02,300 No, she'll be all right once we get back into our normal routine. 49 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,520 Frank, this... 50 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,620 You get a bit depressed sometimes. 51 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,300 Well, that's natural. 52 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,920 See, that's after the baby. 53 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,519 It's called the post -natal depression. 54 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:26,300 The doctor said that after you've had the baby, you might feel that life 55 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,300 worth living. 56 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,000 I've felt like that for a long time. 57 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:35,580 Well, you've got a lot to look forward to. Look, we've got a lovely baby. 58 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,600 And she's got ever such a good memory. 59 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:43,200 Do you know that when we went past the labour exchange on Sunday, she sat up in 60 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,580 her pram and tried to get out. 61 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,060 We've got to think of all the things we've got to look forward to. 62 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,380 Well, I can think of two things. 63 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:02,780 Yes, I'm going for a new job tomorrow. 64 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,660 See? That's cheered you up a bit, isn't it? 65 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,280 Oh, yes. 66 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,520 What's the other thing? 67 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:15,140 Well, you know, what we'll do every Christmas. 68 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:22,020 Let us lie down here, my love, and see what may befall. 69 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,860 Oh, the nativity play. 70 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,780 You know, I don't think Father O 'Hara wants me to be in it this year. 71 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,660 Of course he does. I've made that quite clear to him. 72 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:37,660 I said, unless... If I'm playing Joseph, I'm not going to do it unless Betty's 73 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:38,499 in it as well. 74 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,280 See, he's got to use you, otherwise I just refuse to go on. 75 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,840 Do you want to run for a few lines? 76 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,060 No! No! 77 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,360 No, 78 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:51,800 no, not now, Frank. We don't want Mr Jackson round here again, do we? 79 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,340 I don't think we should see any more of Mr Jackson. 80 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,920 Not after what I've said to him downstairs. 81 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,420 I think we've seen the last of Mr Jackson. 82 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,260 Tired, Mr. Jackson? 83 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:17,460 Oh, I've been sleeping very well lately. We could do with an extra man in here. 84 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:21,100 Yes, I know. I'm seeing someone about that at four o 'clock. Oh, if he turns 85 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,340 Oh, talk of the devil. 86 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:25,660 Mr. Spencer? 87 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,160 Yes? I'm Mr. Hudson, and this is my foreman. 88 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,280 Mr. 89 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:36,500 Jackson. You two know each other? Oh, yes. 90 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,120 I didn't think you worked here. I thought you was a commercial traveller. 91 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,340 Commercial traveller? Yeah, with all them boxes that you bring home. 92 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,020 Boxes? What boxes? All those boxes. I just moved out, so I was moving in a few 93 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:04,799 odds and ends. 94 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,800 I see. 95 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,400 Did the labour exchange tell you anything about this job? 96 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,400 Oh, no, I didn't come via the labour exchange. I come via Group Captain Duff. 97 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,080 What, Tony Duff? You know old Duffy? 98 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:18,560 Yes, I do. Through the RAF Association, of which I am a member. 99 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:26,550 I thought I had them on. 100 00:07:28,910 --> 00:07:29,910 My braces. 101 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:31,730 Braces? 102 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:33,010 RAF braces. 103 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:34,090 I wear them occasionally. 104 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:36,890 I was at the station with Duffy, a splendid fellow. 105 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:41,090 Right then, Mr Spencer, if you'd like to report back at 8 o 'clock tomorrow, Mr 106 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:43,870 Jackson will show you what to do. He might not be suitable for the job, but 107 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:44,849 very heavy work. 108 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,650 You're perfectly fit, aren't you? Clean bill of health? 109 00:07:46,970 --> 00:07:47,809 Oh, yes. 110 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:50,830 Well, I was at my RAF medical nine years ago. 111 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,450 Nine years? 112 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,330 Haven't you had a check -up since then? 113 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,820 Well, it was for air crew. 114 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:57,520 Oh, I see. 115 00:07:57,860 --> 00:07:59,120 Well, that's good enough for me. 116 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:00,780 Tomorrow it is, then. 117 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,380 I used to be air crew myself, you know. 118 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Biggin Hill. 119 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,560 Hurricanes. Oh. 120 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,420 Yes, it was very windy when I was there, too. 121 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:16,780 Is that you, Frank? 122 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,280 Oh, it's good to be home again. 123 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:22,920 It's been a long afternoon. 124 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,720 How did you get on? 125 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,960 I start tomorrow. 126 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,480 Oh, that's marvellous. Yes, I've been working under Mr Jackson. 127 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,039 You know, our new neighbour from next door. 128 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:37,940 Yes. Well, that's good, isn't it? I mean, it'll give you a chance to become 129 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:38,940 friends. 130 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,500 Hmm. 131 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:44,039 Well, how's my little girl been today? 132 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:47,100 Eh? How's my little Jessica been? 133 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,020 Is Daddy's garden? 134 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,340 Yes. 135 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,370 Look. She's got hands just like my mother's. 136 00:08:56,630 --> 00:08:58,810 She broke her rattle this afternoon. 137 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:05,850 Who's going to see the Queen on Christmas Day, then? 138 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:08,710 Yes. 139 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,130 She likes that. 140 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:14,710 You know, Frank, you really must try and take it a lot easier this year. Last 141 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:17,010 winter, you got very tired, didn't you? 142 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,430 Well, I had to go on a three -day week, didn't I? 143 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:23,690 You'd never really worked. that long before they do. 144 00:09:26,330 --> 00:09:27,330 I'll go. 145 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,410 And you're going to get your big tree. 146 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:33,190 It's going to go right up to the ceiling and we're going to have lots of lights 147 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,690 on. And on the top, we're going to have a fairy. 148 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:38,370 Good afternoon, Father. 149 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:39,710 Mr Spencer. 150 00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:43,210 Would you like to sit down? Can I get you a cup of tea? Oh, no, thank you. No, 151 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:46,250 mustn't stop long. No, I've just been discussing the arrangements for the 152 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,250 nativity plane. 153 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,510 Oh, yes. And, uh... 154 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:53,050 We were hoping we could rely on you for the Virgin Mary again, Mrs. Spencer. Oh, 155 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,550 I would be most delighted. 156 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:59,590 Thank you. See, I told you didn't I? She was very good last year, wasn't she? 157 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:01,310 Yes, indeed. A splendid performance. 158 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:06,050 The only trouble now is we still haven't got a baby for the infant Jesus, and I 159 00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:10,690 was wondering if little Jessica... Oh, what a marvellous idea! 160 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:13,850 And then we'd have all the family in it, wouldn't we? 161 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,060 Yes, I wanted to talk to you about that. You see, I feel, or rather the 162 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:23,960 committee feels, that I think we... Well, the important thing is we now have 163 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,740 baby. Excuse me. Yes. 164 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,340 Jessica's a girl. 165 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:29,980 I know that. 166 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,560 Well, correct me if I'm wrong. 167 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,640 But the baby Jesus was a little boy. 168 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:42,380 I am aware. Look, no -one's going to know, though, are they, Frank? 169 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,080 Well, Jessica will, won't she? 170 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:50,430 Exactly. I mean, she's too young to know that it's just pretend. 171 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,790 We're proposing she thinks it's for real. 172 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:55,590 I'm not quite sure that I follow you. 173 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:56,890 Oh. 174 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:03,770 Look, we've always told Jessica that she's a little girl. 175 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:08,730 Now, if we start telling her she's suddenly a little boy, she won't know 176 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:09,990 she's coming or going, will she? 177 00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:13,770 I hardly think we could... No, it's only a play, Frank. 178 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:16,800 Exactly. This is the child's mind you're dealing with, Betty. 179 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,400 This sort of thing could lead to all kinds of problems. 180 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,700 Well, what problems? 181 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,020 Well, you know. 182 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,280 Yes, you do. 183 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,600 You've seen those things in the paper. 184 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,120 There was a case in this very road. 185 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,160 You know? 186 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,740 That Miss O 'Hara. 187 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,220 She's no relation, is she? 188 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,340 Certainly not. 189 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,780 Is she the one who started the woman's football team? That's right. 190 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:45,430 She's got all that. 191 00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,270 It's rumoured now that she's smoking a pipe. 192 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,210 It's a maze game. 193 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:55,450 Well, you know, I don't want Jessica growing up with those sorts of habits. 194 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,990 I know about these sort of things. 195 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:04,430 When I was a little boy, my mother dressed me up as a little girl. 196 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:08,850 But it didn't affect you, though, Frank, did it? 197 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,430 What do you think first started off my trouble? 198 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:21,190 All she has to do is lie in the manger and we'll both be there to keep an eye 199 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:26,050 her, won't we? Well, I certainly hope that Mr Spencer will come and see the 200 00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,050 play. 201 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:30,030 I'll be there, won't I? Up there is Joseph. 202 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:35,730 You know the bit I like the best is when I first come on and I'm pulling the 203 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:39,650 donkey and all the little children point at me and say, Ooh! 204 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,730 Yes, well, you see... 205 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,460 That's really what I wanted to talk to you about. 206 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:50,460 I wanted to say, or rather the committee feel that, well, we ought to have a 207 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:57,160 change round this year, Mr Spencer, and, well, we've asked Mr 208 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,640 Hunter to play Joseph. 209 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:11,140 Mr Hunter? 210 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,800 I see. 211 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,580 Oh, good, good. 212 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,640 Well, I knew you'd understand. 213 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:35,000 Well, now, I'll see you get a copy of the script, and let's make this a 214 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,200 production to remember, shall we? Father? Yes? 215 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:45,600 I don't want to be any trouble, but I'd rather not play the angel of the Lord 216 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,060 again this year, if you don't mind. 217 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:51,000 I played her before and brought all I could to the role. 218 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,400 Yes, well, thank you, but you see, Mr Spencer, we have already cast that part. 219 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:56,629 Ah, good. 220 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,630 Yes. 221 00:13:58,850 --> 00:13:59,850 Poof. 222 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:03,050 I don't mind considering King Herod. 223 00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:07,630 No, I'm afraid that's... Let's see, now, that's Mr Jennings. 224 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:12,950 The wise men? 225 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,850 No, we're all right for them, thank you very much. 226 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,890 The innkeeper? 227 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:20,910 That's Mr Armstrong. 228 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:25,400 Well, goodbye again, and I'll see you get the script in. What part am I 229 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:29,380 playing? Dear, I thought I'd explained that. 230 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:30,580 No. 231 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,060 Well, you're not in it. 232 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880 Not in it? 233 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,760 But I'm always in it. 234 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,580 I've been in it for years. 235 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,860 Now, please, let go, Mr Spencer, please. 236 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,020 Now, I thought you might take it just a little more calmly. 237 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:02,600 Who's been casting the aspersions about me? 238 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,240 Who's been putting it in? No, no, no. 239 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,320 And who's made his costume? 240 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:11,220 Mrs Spencer, I think I'll have that cup of tea after all, please. 241 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:17,000 Now, let's sit down, Mr Spencer, and let's try and behave with a little 242 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:21,090 shall we? Oh, given my own... to that production. Year after year I've had 243 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:24,710 ideas. It was my idea to have the first real -life donkey. 244 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:28,050 Yes, we certainly appreciate your efforts, Mr Spencer. 245 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:32,490 But you see, well, to be quite honest, we felt that your performance as Joseph 246 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:36,010 last year was, well, it was a little lacking in reverence. 247 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,930 I wasn't the only one who fell off the stage. 248 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:43,930 I know that. And I know I come on a bit late. 249 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,390 But the donkey did a whoopsie in the corridor. 250 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,560 bucket. 251 00:15:54,820 --> 00:16:01,100 Now, Mr. Spencer, the whole point of this nativity play is that it should be 252 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:07,540 inspiration to people. A message of peace and goodwill, Mr. Spencer. Peace 253 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:13,420 goodwill, Mr. Spencer. And in view of that, you're a fracker with a shepherd 254 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:19,100 scene three. You're a fracker with a shepherd in scene three with a little 255 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,200 of disgraceful. 256 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,970 He had his crook stuck up my leg. 257 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,250 I only pushed him. 258 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:34,670 Mr Spencer, you were late for scene one. You had cramp in scene two. 259 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:38,090 You turned scene three into a wrestling match. 260 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:43,770 And finally you rolled right off the stage and ended up on Father O 'Reilly's 261 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:44,770 lap. 262 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:50,250 Well, look, if I can't be... 263 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:51,490 On the stage itself. 264 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:54,470 Isn't there something else I could do instead? 265 00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:58,630 That's a very good idea, Mr Spencer. You'd do something else instead. 266 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:00,550 What? What else could I do? 267 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,050 I don't know. 268 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:05,849 Well, couldn't I be in charge of the scenery? 269 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,390 I could build you a stable. I've got a toolkit. 270 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:14,359 Oh, well, all right. Then, Mr... As long as you keep completely out of sight of 271 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:16,720 the audience the entire time. Yes, I will. 272 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,660 Yes. All right, very well. Then I'll let you build the scenery. 273 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,980 Oh, thank you, Father. 274 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,839 But I shall be keeping an eye on your mind. Every moment you're in that church 275 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:27,060 hall, I shall want to know where you are and what you're doing. 276 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,700 Especially what you're doing. 277 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,700 He was a carpenter, too. 278 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,040 Tied to your legs. 279 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600 Rats. 280 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,380 What did you say? 281 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:01,740 Rat. 282 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:06,200 You've got rats in your cellar. I've done when I'm running up my trousers. 283 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880 Take them off. 284 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 I will not. 285 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,840 They might start attacking my upper leg. 286 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,020 I'm a married man. 287 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,980 They could do all kinds of damage. I told you not to go down to that... 288 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:27,290 for you. I wanted to help you take your boxes down. Boxes? What boxes? I never 289 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,290 take no boxes down. 290 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,670 Yes, you do. 291 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:33,930 Every morning at ten o 'clock. Keep your voice down. 292 00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,590 Every morning at ten o 'clock. 293 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:45,410 You take your boxes down and then you put them in that shack in the corner and 294 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:47,550 then at the end of the day you put them in your car. 295 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:51,270 You never saw no boxes. 296 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,750 What did? 297 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,780 Never saw no boxes. 298 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:03,740 Boy, 299 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,360 it was a bit dark down there. 300 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,900 Right. Anyway, it's not ten o 'clock. It's eleven o 'clock. 301 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,360 Ah, yes. 302 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,140 Look, my little hand isn't working. 303 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,800 I know two more little hands that aren't working. 304 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160 They said it land. 305 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,480 And that it land. 306 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,320 Well, you won't give me any work to do. 307 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,040 Oh, I mean, I'll give you some work to do. 308 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,800 Oh, look, a crane. 309 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,820 Pete, can I work the crane? 310 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,400 Work the crane. 311 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,920 Work the crane. I like that. 312 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,860 No, you can't. Tear up all this literature. 313 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,800 Work the crane. 314 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,700 Oh, I must remember that. 315 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,080 Oh, well, he was here a minute ago. 316 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:13,640 Jackson! I don't wish he wouldn't keep disappearing like this. 317 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,740 It makes it very difficult for me, too. 318 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,340 Well, I'll have a word with him, if I can find him. Yes, well, then I can get 319 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,340 with my job. 320 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,240 Yes, well, of course you want to do that. I understand. 321 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,520 Jackson! 322 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,260 There you are, Jackson. Now, look. 323 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,800 Don't keep Mr. Spencer pottering about out here. Give him a proper job to do 324 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,800 inside. 325 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,330 Thank you, Mr. Hudson. 326 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:42,910 Jackson! 327 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:47,250 He's gone again. 328 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,910 What's Daddy looking at, Jessica? 329 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,530 Daddy's looking at the man in the moon. 330 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,450 Does Jessica want to see the man in the moon? 331 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,410 There he is. Look. 332 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:04,470 He's got a face. 333 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:10,660 He's got a nose and an eye and a little ear and lots of hair. 334 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,500 Just like Jessica. 335 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,460 Put those things down. 336 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:20,160 Now, I spy with my little eye. 337 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,620 There. Something beginning with D. 338 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,020 Woof, woof, woof. 339 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,060 It's a dog. 340 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:34,060 Now, I spy with my little eye. 341 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,840 Something beginning with T. 342 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,340 Yeah, 343 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,740 this one's a bit tricky. 344 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,800 It's a tree. 345 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,420 And now the dog is walking to the tree. 346 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,690 Daddy's going to get Jessica a dog. 347 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,990 The Queen's got a dog. 348 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,590 Who's going to see the Queen on Christmas Day then? 349 00:22:12,090 --> 00:22:13,650 Yes, you are. 350 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,530 I suppose she's in bed now. 351 00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,230 The Queen. 352 00:22:19,290 --> 00:22:20,750 Unless she's walking the dog. 353 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,190 We'll take our dogs for a walk, Jessica. 354 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:27,650 We'll have some good time. 355 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:32,090 We can have a... We can have a house and we're going to... 356 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,160 We're going to go to the pictures, and we're going to have a dog, and we're 357 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,480 going to do all the things that I did with my mother. 358 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,800 And then Daddy will show you his impressionation. 359 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:51,060 You haven't seen him, have you? You haven't seen Daddy's long John Silver, 360 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:52,060 you? 361 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,300 Hey, 362 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:58,660 we'll avoid him there if it isn't young Jim Hawkins. 363 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,500 Yes. 364 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,260 And now, here's my Captain Mark Phillips, without the hat. 365 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:07,660 Excuse me, sir. 366 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,820 There's a strange man standing under my tank. 367 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,280 And then, wait a minute. 368 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:23,720 As leader of the Labour Party, I would like to say how worried we are about the 369 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 tank situation. 370 00:23:25,540 --> 00:23:26,540 Pardon? 371 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,170 And... What about... Now, what do you think, Ted? 372 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:33,430 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 373 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:36,710 I don't care because I've got a boat. 374 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,510 That's one of my best ones. 375 00:23:40,770 --> 00:23:41,770 Right, now. 376 00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:48,050 Okay. All right, Mark lad. Come aboard with your good lady wife and we'll put 377 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,130 the horses down below. 378 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:53,310 Oh, that's my leg. 379 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:56,150 It's gone to sleep. 380 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:58,960 Yes. Then Jessica should be asleep too. 381 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,280 It's very late, Frank. I was just settling her down. 382 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,500 You've been up here an hour and a half. 383 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,740 She wanted to hear the end of the story. 384 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,420 Here. You know that Peter the Pixie? 385 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,040 Would a query queen found out that he's been having a bit of trouble? 386 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:26,180 Mummy gets a bit tetchy sometimes, doesn't she, eh? 387 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:31,480 She gets a bit edgy. What shall we say goodnight to the man in the moon? 388 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,880 Eh? 389 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,000 Jessica going to wave to the man in the moon? 390 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:39,179 That's it. 391 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,740 Goodnight, man in the moon. 392 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:42,840 Goodnight, man in the moon. 393 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,080 We wave to him. 394 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:46,380 Goodnight. 395 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,720 It is Mr. Spencer from over the road. 396 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,300 You've got something on your roof. 397 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:12,440 Have you had any trouble with your television picture tonight? 398 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,020 Oh. 399 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,180 Well, there wasn't anything good on, really. 400 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,080 I can tell you what the trouble is. 401 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,080 Yes. 402 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,440 You've got a Chinese lantern wrapped round your head. 403 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,260 to come over and put my ladder up your roof. 404 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,500 No. 405 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:40,100 I told you to keep that window closed, Frank. 406 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,540 Well, I only opened it for a second just to wave to the man in the moon. 407 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:50,760 Well, I know there's not really a man in the moon, but it looks like one, 408 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:51,479 doesn't it? 409 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,400 He's got a face with an eye and an ear and a little nose. Yes, all right, 410 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,400 enough now, Frank. 411 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,840 Got a lot of cards. 412 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,400 Nice to have a lot of cards. 413 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,120 Well, you'll get one soon, Frank. 414 00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:12,920 I mean, it's early yet. 415 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,560 I hope that television back soon. The repairman said it was going to be a big 416 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,480 job. Well, it usually is. 417 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:25,340 Well, it's got to be back for Christmas. I'm banking on it. Jessica wants to see 418 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,340 the Queen. 419 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,260 She's never seen the Queen before. 420 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:29,499 There you are. 421 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,220 It's all ready now for the tree. 422 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,400 Well, you said you were going to get it today. 423 00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:36,140 Yes. 424 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,520 I left it outside. 425 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,880 Well, bring it in. 426 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:42,480 Well, I'm a bit tired now. Why don't we do it all tomorrow? 427 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,460 Well, I only want to see it, Frank. 428 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:00,740 Oh, I think so, yeah. 429 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,100 There's no need to be sarcastic. 430 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,880 Well, I mean, what do you expect, Frank? I am doing my best to make it a nice, 431 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,620 happy Christmas for us and our Chinese lanterns on the roof and our Christmas 432 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:18,880 trees at Calais. 433 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:25,140 It wasn't my fault. There was this old lady I tried to help her across the road 434 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:29,780 because she had a bad leg and then this big lorry came by and took half me tree 435 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:30,780 with it. 436 00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:38,190 It's not too bad. 437 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,510 There's still plenty of life there. 438 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,350 It'll look all right when you've got all the lights on it. 439 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:47,950 When we get all the lights on it, we won't be able to see it, will we? 440 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:49,830 Mummy, it's the same. 441 00:28:51,090 --> 00:28:55,610 Everything that you bring into this house, it's the same week after week. 442 00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:58,970 Everything you bring in is either torn, twisted or topless. 443 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:03,710 Remember what my mother always used to say when she got worried? 444 00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:43,490 I can't eat and they make me go. 445 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:45,810 Then go. 446 00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:49,330 I am unloading the thing. 447 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:54,510 And Mr. Hudson said, would we clear the other bay for them? Mr. Jackson, come 448 00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:55,389 here, please. 449 00:29:55,390 --> 00:29:56,390 I'm coming. 450 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,530 Mr. 451 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:09,750 Jackson. 452 00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:12,630 I'm going to tell you something. 453 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:14,590 What? 454 00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:17,790 It's a bit personal. 455 00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:20,570 But I think I should now. 456 00:30:20,890 --> 00:30:21,890 What is it? 457 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,130 You've wet your trousers. 458 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:34,030 Jackson, well... Oh, Spencer, take that out of my car, will you, please? 459 00:30:34,210 --> 00:30:36,330 Jackson, I told you to get that baby loaded. 460 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,560 Betty. Mr. 461 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:45,740 Jackson. 462 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,840 More trousers. 463 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,580 Mr. Jackson. 464 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,880 There's a rat under your jacket. 465 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,100 Don't do that. I've got something under there. 466 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,460 Look, don't do anything. 467 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:56,360 I'll get a stick and we'll poke it out. 468 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,260 Well, don't leave me long. 469 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:02,160 I could smoke him. 470 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,400 I don't like the smoke. 471 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:07,800 I don't like the smoke. 472 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,640 Doesn't seem to be here, does he? 473 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,640 That's funny. Funny? 474 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,940 You think that's funny? 475 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:28,400 My jacket's burnt. My pipe's broken. 476 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,120 My eggs are squashed. 477 00:32:45,290 --> 00:32:46,290 Yes. Well, give me that. 478 00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:48,890 Like sandwiches, do you? 479 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:50,130 Yes. 480 00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:53,870 There we are. Nice drop of tea with your sandwiches. 481 00:32:54,290 --> 00:32:56,650 Like tea with your sandwiches, do you? 482 00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:58,870 And you shake it all about. 483 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,570 And then you give it a kick for Christmas. 484 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:04,630 This is what I call funny. 485 00:33:10,350 --> 00:33:11,350 Oh. 486 00:33:11,510 --> 00:33:12,510 Mr. Hudson. 487 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:16,320 Just having a little joke. 488 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:35,740 I'm sorry, Mr Hudson. I had this blow on the head, you see. 489 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:56,320 Oh, good afternoon, Father. 490 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,280 Well, what do you think of my stable? 491 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:05,500 Oh, for goodness sake, man, have you no sense at all? I'd expect them to see 492 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,840 what's going on inside. 493 00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:11,340 No, no, no, no. You see, this is two sets in one. 494 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:16,100 First of all, there is the inn with the innkeeper. 495 00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,080 Good health to you. 496 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:37,460 Well, I must say that that's very ingenious. Are you quite sure it's safe 497 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,000 Well, it 498 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:49,000 does seem safe 499 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,139 enough, I must say. You didn't say you did all this by yourself. 500 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,360 You thought it was going to fall down, didn't you? 501 00:34:54,580 --> 00:34:55,580 Yes. 502 00:34:57,139 --> 00:35:01,320 Well, I must say, it's a very fine piece of work, Mr Spencer. 503 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,990 I'm really... I'm really very pleased. I congratulate you. Well done, Mr 504 00:35:05,990 --> 00:35:07,330 Spencer. Well done. 505 00:35:07,590 --> 00:35:08,910 Can I be in the play now? 506 00:35:09,170 --> 00:35:10,170 No. 507 00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:13,730 No, we've already got all the people we need. Thank you very much. 508 00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:15,230 Who's holding the donkey? 509 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,970 I could maybe. 510 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:22,690 Look at my work. Oh, well, in view of your splendid efforts here, I'll let you 511 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:26,030 hold the donkey as long as you don't say anything or do anything. Just hold it. 512 00:35:26,130 --> 00:35:26,948 I will. 513 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,010 I will. 514 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:30,710 All right. Now, excuse me. I must get on. No. 515 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,980 I haven't shown you my star trap yet. 516 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:38,660 Trap? Well, oh, no, no, no, we mustn't have anything like that. Yes, this is 517 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:39,900 the angel of the Lord. 518 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,740 You see, down here, I've built a small compartment. 519 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,780 What? Right under the stage there. 520 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,860 And then over here is this special lever which you pull. But, but, but... When 521 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:55,660 you pull it, the angel of the Lord shoots up through this hole. 522 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:01,690 This hole then closes, and the angel of the Lord comes down and... lands on it 523 00:36:01,690 --> 00:36:02,690 safely. 524 00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:06,930 And safety has always been my main concern on the stage. 525 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:13,170 Well, now, would you like to go down and get in the box? 526 00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:14,570 What? Me? 527 00:36:14,830 --> 00:36:19,210 No, no, no, I couldn't. You know, I'm not at all happy about this little 528 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:22,370 contraption. Well, I just thought that seeing as you are the man at the top, 529 00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:25,350 that you would be the first to try it. 530 00:36:27,730 --> 00:36:29,150 Just a once? No. 531 00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:32,490 Well, it looks as though I have to do it then. 532 00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:37,990 Right. Now, you know what to do, don't you? No, Mr Spencer, wait, I beg you. Mr 533 00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:41,350 Spencer. You just pull that lever when I tell you. No, no, come back here, Mr 534 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:42,350 Spencer. 535 00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:46,870 Don't do anything for it, you know, I beg you. Where have you got... What? 536 00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:52,370 Right, now... Mr... Mr... Yes, I'm ready, Father. 537 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:53,710 Oh, Mr... 538 00:37:17,609 --> 00:37:18,609 I'd go. 539 00:37:58,540 --> 00:37:59,580 I suppose it's better than nothing. 540 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,300 Well, it's quite a responsible job, looking after the donkey. 541 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,740 I mean, not everyone could do it. 542 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,800 What is it you're looking for? 543 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:09,400 I've lost a Christmas pudding. 544 00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:13,060 I bought it upstairs. 545 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,440 To show Jessica? 546 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:17,960 Yes. Well, she's never seen a Christmas pudding before. 547 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,560 Have you? 548 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,560 Who's going to see the Queen on Christmas Day, then? 549 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,580 And then we're going to watch Mummy. 550 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,070 Cooked a Christmas dinner. 551 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:32,570 I used to watch my mother cook a Christmas dinner. 552 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,530 Only she always used to have a bit of trouble with the gas cooker. 553 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:39,470 Because he used to steam up her glasses. 554 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:44,190 One year, it took her three and a half hours to stuff the chicken. 555 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,190 Most of that went up his leg. 556 00:38:48,970 --> 00:38:52,270 The following year, she lost her glasses completely. 557 00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:54,950 Stuffed a cat. 558 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:02,290 Woke up in time. 559 00:39:04,330 --> 00:39:05,550 Was he all right? 560 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,750 Well, he came to before there was any permanent damage. 561 00:39:10,410 --> 00:39:12,910 It's the last time he went to sleep on the kitchen table. 562 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:22,030 You know, I'm really looking forward to Christmas this year. Just the three of 563 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:23,830 us. You don't mind, do you? 564 00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:28,410 Of course not. That's all I want. Just you and our baby. 565 00:39:29,050 --> 00:39:30,050 Yeah, me too. 566 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,980 I'm going to be a better husband. 567 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:38,100 And I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to earn a lot of money. And I'm 568 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:39,100 going to get the sack anymore. 569 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,760 Here, that Mr Hudson, he said he's got his eye on me. 570 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,680 That's good, isn't it? 571 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,500 Because who knows? I mean, I could end up a foreman. 572 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,820 And I'm sure you will, Frank. 573 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,160 Just think of that. 574 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:59,420 In years to come, they'll look at me and say, Foreman Spencer. 575 00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:05,420 I'm getting quite excited now. 576 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:09,780 What is it? 577 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,220 I've got my pudding. 578 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,420 What is it, Jackson? 579 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:21,200 I don't know. 580 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,120 You caught us on the hop a bit, sir. 581 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,080 We didn't think you'd be in today. 582 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:27,580 It's the weekend. 583 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,080 None of us would be here if it wasn't for Jackson's accident. 584 00:40:30,810 --> 00:40:32,550 He's four days behind. 585 00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:34,050 Where is the man? 586 00:40:34,550 --> 00:40:36,510 He came up for his tea about ten. 587 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:37,990 Came up? 588 00:40:38,350 --> 00:40:42,770 Yes. He'd been down in the cellar. He said he had a little job to do. 589 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:45,770 You've both got a little job to do and I'm paying for it. 590 00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:47,990 Well, I'm just waiting for the toilet to empty. 591 00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:51,150 I've got a bit of a chill. 592 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,510 Jackson should be here telling you what to do. 593 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,270 Oh, I know what to do. And I'm going to do it. 594 00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:00,530 Well, it's about time somebody did. 595 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:02,550 Ex -air crew. 596 00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:05,510 Stumpy told me you were rejected in less than a week. 597 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:07,590 It's an overcrowded profession. 598 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:08,968 You can move on. 599 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,690 The driver's waiting to go. 600 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,800 Not the king we are looking for. We saw a star in the east. 601 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,100 A star? 602 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,240 What strange sight is this? 603 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,339 Come on, Rage. 604 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:06,340 Easy, Rage. 605 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,520 Mr. 606 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,540 Jennings, go on, please. Go on. Go and search for this child. 607 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,020 Go and search for this child. And when you have found it... 608 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,920 but I had a bit of trouble getting Reg up the stairs. 609 00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:35,080 You've not got a good head for heights. 610 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:37,460 Well, how far you got then? 611 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:40,000 Scene three, Herod's Palace. 612 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:45,720 What about the angel of the Lord? Miss Pilbeam hasn't arrived yet. Do you want 613 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:49,620 me to step in? We're expecting her at any minute. Now, can we please get on? 614 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:53,110 Father. Yes. Father, in the first scene, we're supposed to have a strong wind 615 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:55,210 blowing. Yes. Are we going to have any special effects? 616 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:56,770 Well, of course you are. That's Mr. 617 00:42:57,070 --> 00:42:58,070 Spencer's department. 618 00:42:58,210 --> 00:42:59,210 Mr. Spencer! 619 00:43:01,290 --> 00:43:02,630 Has someone dropped out? 620 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:06,270 Mr. Spencer, have you got the wind? 621 00:43:33,799 --> 00:43:38,580 No, no, no, no. For the shepherd scene. Now, we can't bother with that now. We 622 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,580 must press on. 623 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,920 Scene four. 624 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:43,620 Scene four, that's me. Yes, I'm afraid it is. 625 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,740 Now, scene four. Mary, please. 626 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,700 Mary, you're over there. 627 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:49,859 That's right. 628 00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:51,340 I'll get there. I'll get the crib. 629 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:53,220 Right, come on. 630 00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:55,160 That's it. My, Reg, stay where you are. 631 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,600 Stay where you are, Reg. She gets a bit excited. Oh, Mr. 632 00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920 Spencer, please. 633 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,820 You just remember, Jessica, it's only pretend. 634 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,260 Now, Mary, you're sitting there. Now, Joseph, please, stand in beside her. 635 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,540 Joseph, over here, please. 636 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,100 You come and stand here. Let go of my arm. Well, I know where you stand. 637 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,880 It's in my foot. 638 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,020 I know where you stand because I've done Joseph before. 639 00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:22,860 I was, in fact, the original Joseph in this parish. 640 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,280 Come on, you sit behind me. 641 00:44:25,860 --> 00:44:26,860 Gentlemen, 642 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,140 please, what's going on here? He's got my arm. 643 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,640 Come in and send me Nelson here. 644 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:37,720 I don't care what you're in. Mr. Spencer, will you kindly leave the 645 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,480 You nearly had me over the edge there. Get over there, please. 646 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,660 Listen, when I was the baby Jesus, the man with the donkey stood much closer. 647 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,880 When you were the baby Jesus, the man with the donkey did as he was told. 648 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:54,910 Now, listen, the donkey holder doesn't have a vitally important part in this 649 00:44:54,910 --> 00:44:57,190 scene, and I think you'd better leave the stage altogether. 650 00:44:57,670 --> 00:45:00,710 No, I'm sorry, Mrs Spencer. 651 00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:06,170 I can't have these continual interruptions upsetting the rest of the 652 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,230 been harassed as well. 653 00:45:09,590 --> 00:45:13,090 I've had a lot of worry about my costume. Yes, we're all worried about 654 00:45:13,090 --> 00:45:16,930 costume. No, no, no, well, that's all right. It'll be all right as long as you 655 00:45:16,930 --> 00:45:17,930 doesn't rush about. 656 00:45:19,950 --> 00:45:20,808 Bend over? 657 00:45:20,810 --> 00:45:22,550 Bend over, heaven forbid. 658 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:27,950 No, I'm afraid that's my final decision, Mrs. Spencer. Now, can we please get 659 00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:28,950 on? 660 00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,230 I'm joining the Methodists next year. 661 00:45:34,430 --> 00:45:36,250 Father, father, father. 662 00:45:36,710 --> 00:45:40,070 What is it? I just had a message, a phone message from Miss Kilbin. 663 00:45:40,590 --> 00:45:43,230 She's sick with the mumps. Oh, no. 664 00:45:44,010 --> 00:45:45,130 Those were mumps? 665 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,120 She's our angel of the Lord. 666 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,960 This is the final rehearsal. 667 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:51,940 Thank you for giving her the money. What could we do? 668 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:54,820 Give her the money. 669 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,720 Mr. 670 00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,360 Spencer. 671 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:05,540 Yes? I wonder if you... I'll be ready in two minutes. 672 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,880 Well, what else could I do? 673 00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:12,660 Cut the scene out. Don't have the angel. 674 00:46:14,090 --> 00:46:14,888 No, Mr. 675 00:46:14,890 --> 00:46:19,510 Hunter, you can't possibly have a nativity play without the angel of the 676 00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:21,010 It's the most beautiful part. 677 00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:26,430 When the angel says those wonderful words from the gospel. 678 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,850 Get your hand off that. 679 00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:33,250 I think perhaps we're being a little hasty. 680 00:46:33,630 --> 00:46:35,330 But I've got everything ready. 681 00:46:35,630 --> 00:46:38,970 I know all my lines and the sandbags are in position. 682 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:40,930 Sandbags? 683 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,390 It's just for getting me up and down, see? 684 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,830 It's a question of weight distribution. 685 00:46:46,550 --> 00:46:48,570 Look, Frank, are you sure you'll be all right? 686 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:52,710 Yes. I just need a hand because I'm a little different from the weight of Miss 687 00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:56,490 Pilbom. So if I could have a volunteer around here, please. 688 00:46:57,110 --> 00:46:59,610 Mr. Hunter. Oh, my God. Mother. 689 00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:03,810 Yes, you mustn't. Don't take the name of the Lord your God in vain. Get on with 690 00:47:03,810 --> 00:47:06,590 you. Now, I'll explain what you have to do. 691 00:47:07,230 --> 00:47:09,990 And you turn the light on. I'm not having you around here in the dark. 692 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:17,770 Right, Father, you can start now. 693 00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:19,410 Now, come along, shepherds, please. 694 00:47:20,850 --> 00:47:22,890 And cue. 695 00:47:24,330 --> 00:47:25,670 It's a cold night, brother. 696 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:27,550 The sheep are restless. 697 00:47:27,890 --> 00:47:28,890 Pull that hard. 698 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,930 What's that strange noise I hear? 699 00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:32,870 Oh, not that hard. 700 00:47:33,110 --> 00:47:34,430 That made my eyes water. 701 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:38,010 Music. A heavenly choir. 702 00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:39,630 Right, up a bit. 703 00:47:40,350 --> 00:47:41,410 Up a bit more. 704 00:48:40,510 --> 00:48:41,510 No! 705 00:48:43,230 --> 00:48:45,690 Put another bag on! 706 00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:52,370 For Andrew Yu is born this day in the city of David. 707 00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:55,630 He's born in the city... 708 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,800 David.