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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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- [girl] Beth, is it on?
- [Beth] We're rolling.

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[girl] Places, guys.
This one's for real.

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"For centuries, the dark hand of Narash has
been spreading across the borderlands,

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ruling with blood
and necromancy.

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Are you the chosen one to challenge
him, to crush his bones into dust,

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and pry out his innards
with the tip of your sword?"

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- [Meg] Beth, film me.
- [hisses]

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[Beth] Meg, you look like a boy.
[giggles]

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- Yes! I am the...
- That's my part.

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I just wanted to make
sure you did it right.

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This is the pivotal point
for your character.

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- Just let me do it my way.
- But I'm the director.

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- [Beth] Hi, Amy.
- [giggles]

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- [Meg] Okay, fine.
- [Beth] Try it again.

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"I am the rightful paladin. Tell me my path,
Lord Gillian, I shall fulfill my prophecy."

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"You must travel beyond
the catacombs of Eryx,

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through the valley of Guell,
and climb the denizen steps

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where no human has dared
to venture."

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"Ever dared to venture, yet."

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Uh, it's more like:
"Ever dared to venture, yet!"

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In order to continue,

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you must offer
sacrifice to Rian,

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a dark fairy
of the Killian order.

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"You must bring me
the dragon scale relic

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of the forgotten droids."

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- [giggles]
- Druids!

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Whatever.

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- "Do you accept?"
- "I am not afraid."

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She turned and said farewell,
floating bravely forth,

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on her long, unknown journey,
far away.

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- End book one.
- [girls clapping]

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[Beth] Hey, Jo,
do the epilogue!

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But we've heard it
a million times!

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It's my favorite part.

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The people have spoken.

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[sighs]

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[Jo] It is not enough for the brave
heroine to desire greatness.

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No, even the lowliest serf in the
kingdom may desire greatness.

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For our heroine to succeed,
she must demand greatness.

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To snatch it
from the powers that be

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and wave it over the parapet
for all to see.

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To prove
that she is their queen,

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and the magnificent rightful
heir to her birthright.

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[sighs]

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Uh, well,
thank you, Josephine.

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Oh, it's just Jo.

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You certainly gave us
an entertaining read.

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- [chuckles]
- [scoffs]

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Uh, listen,
it's not my taste per se,

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but I could see how it
could appeal to others.

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- What are you going for? Young adult fantasy?
- Uh, no.

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It can't be Y.A.
There's no love story.

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- It's not a love story.
- Then it's definitely a pass for me.

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- [Clarkson] Yeah, it's a pass for me as well.
- [Henry] Me too, sweetie.

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You have a very creative mind.

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But, there's something
missing in the authenticity.

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I can't hear your voice.

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It's not about me!

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All the same,
it's still gonna be a pass.

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Professor?

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Yeah, it's a pass
from me as well.

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Thanks.

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No, thank you.

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Really I...

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I appreciate you judging
my artistic aptitude

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on three pages
of my 400-page novel.

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Thank you.

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[rhythmic tapping]

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[man singing gospel]
<i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Lord can you give me ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ A little bit of grace ♪</i>
- [sighs]

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- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh, can you hear me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's been one of those days ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>
- <i>♪ So I'll be waiting Down by the riverbanks ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>
- <i>♪ You know I'll be praying So please don't delay ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Mmm ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh, please don't delay ♪</i>

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[sighs]

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[sighs]

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Hurry up!
The lava's rising.

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[woman] Is there any way you could
give me a one-time extension?

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- I promise, it won't happen again.
- My earring!

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Leave it! No! She just
spontaneously combusted!

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- We have to move on.
- Oh, come on.

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Jo!

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She chose her fate.

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We are not
going without her.

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[woman] Is there any way
you could reverse the fee?

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- Apollyon!
- [woman] Yes?

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[girls calling]
Apollyon!

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[woman] I'm sorry.
Can you just hold?

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- [phone beeps]
- I am here!

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From whence come you,
and whither are you bound?

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We have traveled
from the city of desolation

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- through the fires of purgatory, fighting beasts of the night.
- [gasps]

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- We seek access to the city of Zion.
- Ooh. Hmm.

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You may release
your burdens.

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But you must each sacrifice
one valuable to the altar.

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But choose carefully.
Be not selfish!

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Whatever you select
must be of great value.

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Good. Yes.

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- Hair?
- It's valuable to me.

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Hmm.

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Your castles await you.

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- Go!
- [Jo] Except for Amy.

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- [phone beeps]
- Oh.

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- Hey!
- Oh. Ah.

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Hello? Thanks for holding.
I'm so sorry.

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Hey, let me in!

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- [knocking]
- No! You cheated!

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You don't deserve
to be in the castle!

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- Just let her in.
- [Jo] She has to play by the rules!

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- [Amy knocking]
- It's just a game.

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- Let me in!
- [Jo] It's not a game to me!

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- Let me in!
- Let her in.

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- [sighs]
- All my sisters are allowed in my castle.

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[Meg] Mine too.

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- Oh, my goodness.
- This is so cool.

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Mine's pink!

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"Welcome to your castles
in the air.

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Fill them wisely.
Love Marmee."

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[gasps]

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- Jo, what's in your castle?
- [Jo] Well, I want a lot of things.

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- I, Jo March...
- [older Jo] <i>I, Jo March...</i>

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I, Jo March... I'll get out of this
town and move to the big city.

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I, Jo March, will be a
very successful writer

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and will buy a big house in the
city so we can all live together.

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[Meg] I don't want to
live with you forever!

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I want to get married
and have kids and...

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And have a nanny,
and a maid, and... a butler!

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- [Jo] Amy, that's stupid.
- [Meg] Hey, you can't judge other people's castles.

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[Jo] Fine.
Then I change the rules of mine.

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Only Beth and I are
allowed in my castle.

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[Amy] Hey!

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I, Jo March, will be
a very successful writer,

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and will visit
every single country

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and eat out
every single meal.

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Oh, and I will see every play and
musical and opera ever written.

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Or will be written
ever.

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[Beth]
I think that's too long.

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I, Jo March, will be a very
successful writer and will...

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do
all the things.

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[Amy] My turn.

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I, Amy March, will be...
a rich and famous painter

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so I can...

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buy whatever I want
and go wherever I want.

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[Beth giggles]
Amy.

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I, Margaret March, will have
a family of my own,

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and, um, just be...

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well, happy.

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[Jo] And?

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[Meg] And nothing.

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- <i>Beth?</i>
- [young Beth] <i>I, Elizabeth March...</i>

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I, Elizabeth March...

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[laughs]
I don't know what to say.

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[Jo] Just... think about what you
want to be when you grow up.

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[Beth]
Well, I think this is my castle.

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- The attic?
- Just being here with all of you.

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[Jo] Okay, Beth.

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Yeah, that's really sweet.
We'll take it.

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- [giggling]
- Let's make an oath.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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[Jo] All right.

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[sighs]

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To always help each other
reach our castles.

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No matter
where they may be.

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[sighs]

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[kisses]

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[kisses]

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- [men murmuring]
- [Freddy] "Everybody gets a prize" mentality.

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- [Henry] My principles could be...
- [Freddy] No. Not everybody wins.

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Hey, excuse me!
Excuse me.

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- Professor Bhaer.
- Oh, dear.

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Hey!

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- It's dragon lady.
- Professor Bhaer!

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- Good luck with that.
- I need to talk to you.

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Just Jo, with the
fantasy novel, right?

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It's a high-fantasy
mythopoeic fable.

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Sorry I'm not more
familiar with that genre.

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Yeah, neither was your panel
of patriarchs in there.

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Which, you know, I might expect
from some of those hacks,

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but not from you.

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Not from someone
with your résumé.

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It doesn't matter.
I will find my audience,

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no thanks to Columbia or Hooton
Muffin or however you say it.

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- I'm sure you will.
- You probably didn't even understand that the protagonist

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- is actually a girl who dresses up as a boy.
- I didn't.

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And when I was growing up,
I dressed up as a boy.

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I was inspired by my
"authentic self," you see?

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I really think you would have understood
that and possibly even enjoyed it a little,

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had you heard more than
a measly three-minute reading

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in a synthetic,
almost hostile environment,

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where the critiques were really more
about subjective capitalistic conjecture

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than a chance for writers
to be discovered.

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I'd be happy to read
more of your novel.

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You would?

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Oh, yes! Thank you!

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I've been wanting anyone...
everyone... to read it.

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Besides my sister.

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Freddy, by the way.
Freddy Bhaer.

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Here. Contact info,
title page.

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E-mail would have been fine.

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No.

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You have to hold the words,
let them seep into your skin.

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All right.

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I'll be expecting your call.

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[sighs]

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[horns honking]

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- [machine beeps]
- <i>Hey, it's Freddy. I'm just, uh, checking in.</i>

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<i>I haven't heard from you. I know
that notes can be overwhelming.</i>

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<i>Keep your chin up.</i>

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- <i>Let me know when you have another draft.</i>
- [beeps]

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[vibrating]

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Josephine? Good heavens, child. It
smells like a Turkish bath in here.

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[sighs]

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If you're going to quarantine yourself
in this room for weeks on end,

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the least you could do
is crack a window.

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The least you could do
is knock.

219
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Oh, I'm your employer,
and I'm supposed to knock?

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How very millennial of you.

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Dinner's at 6:00.

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- I don't want her to starve
- [growls]

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while you escape into
your Neverwood Forest

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or whatever
you're scribbling about.

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I will do my best.

226
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Well, I sure hope
that's enough.

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Love you too,
Aunt March.

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[sighs]

229
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<i>Honey, it's Mom, just wanting
to know how your meetings went.</i>

230
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<i>So exciting. I bet they were busy fighting over
who gets to publish Concord's own Jo March.</i>

231
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[chuckles] <i>Anyway, I
know you're busy,</i>

232
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<i>but just check in and let us know when
you're coming home for Christm...</i> [beeps]

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[Amy] This is going to be
the worst Christmas ever.

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All my friends at school
get a whole pile of presents,

235
00:12:55,623 --> 00:12:57,593
and we get nothing.

236
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:03,828
Well, we each get one gift, and
that's more than most people get.

237
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,564
You want to know
what I asked for?

238
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:08,200
Do not say a bra.

239
00:13:08,202 --> 00:13:09,901
New paintbrushes!

240
00:13:09,903 --> 00:13:11,539
[Jo] There he is again!

241
00:13:14,975 --> 00:13:19,280
[wind howling]

242
00:13:20,648 --> 00:13:22,518
[Meg] I heard he just
moved here from Europe.

243
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:26,618
Maybe he was forced
to move here,

244
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:29,290
after stowing away on
the Trans-Siberian railroad.

245
00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:33,227
Marmee said his parents
just died in a car accident.

246
00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:34,993
He doesn't
have any siblings,

247
00:13:34,995 --> 00:13:39,534
- so now he has to live with his grandfather.
- How sad.

248
00:13:43,437 --> 00:13:45,306
He's kind of cute, though.

249
00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:48,607
I mean,
I guess, for an old guy.

250
00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:50,809
[laughing]

251
00:13:50,811 --> 00:13:54,247
I don't think I could
ever live in that creepy house.

252
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,747
Mr. Laurence is so scary.

253
00:13:55,749 --> 00:14:00,019
Oh, maybe Mr. Laurence
isn't his grandfather.

254
00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:02,288
He's the new kid's
vampire mentor,

255
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,290
and he's trying to tame
his ravishing appetite.

256
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:08,426
- Wait, that is really good.
- [chuckles]

257
00:14:08,428 --> 00:14:09,728
We should do something
nice for them.

258
00:14:09,730 --> 00:14:11,766
- Maybe we could bake them something.
- [Amy] Yes!

259
00:14:14,002 --> 00:14:15,734
[gasps]

260
00:14:15,736 --> 00:14:20,673
[on radio]
<i>♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪</i>

261
00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:22,275
Ooh.

262
00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:24,843
Amy, let's wait till
everyone gets here, okay?

263
00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,344
But I'm starving!

264
00:14:26,346 --> 00:14:29,015
You continue to use
that word incorrectly.

265
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:31,383
- You know what I mean.
- Actually, I don't.

266
00:14:31,385 --> 00:14:32,550
- Shut up, Jo.
- [Marmee] Good morning!

267
00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:35,320
Oh, it smells like Christmas
in here.

268
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,822
- You're back!
- How was the shelter?

269
00:14:36,824 --> 00:14:38,991
- [Marmee] Well...
- There were so many people there,

270
00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:41,327
we didn't have enough
food for everyone.

271
00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:43,996
See Amy? Those
people <i>are</i> starving.

272
00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:46,899
But not if
they like cupcakes.

273
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:49,334
- Oh!
- I'll grab my costumes.

274
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,036
We can do
the nativity musical!

275
00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:54,842
Oh! No, no, no, no, no.
Not the cupcakes!

276
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:58,444
Can we just be
a normal family

277
00:14:58,446 --> 00:15:01,546
and eat breakfast
and open presents at home?

278
00:15:01,548 --> 00:15:03,518
- [knocks]
- I'll get that.

279
00:15:04,951 --> 00:15:07,053
- Oh, hi.
- [Meg] Hi.

280
00:15:07,055 --> 00:15:08,688
- Hey, hi.
- Hi.

281
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,954
- Oh!
- I think this one's yours.

282
00:15:09,956 --> 00:15:11,357
Yeah.

283
00:15:11,359 --> 00:15:12,992
- Thank you so much.
- There you go.

284
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,559
Fat ol' Goob
is always running away.

285
00:15:14,561 --> 00:15:17,096
- Yeah.
- Dove? Where are you?

286
00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:18,930
Dove? I thought
you called him Goob.

287
00:15:18,932 --> 00:15:20,833
Oh, I'm Dove.
I mean, I'm Meg.

288
00:15:20,835 --> 00:15:23,468
But my family...
That's what they call me.

289
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,670
I'm John Brooke. I live next
door with the Laurences.

290
00:15:25,672 --> 00:15:27,906
- Oh.
- You don't look like a Laurence.

291
00:15:27,908 --> 00:15:31,711
- This is my sister, Jo.
- Yeah, I'm just a family friend of the Laurences.

292
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:36,848
Mr. Laurence hired me to tutor his
grandson. Math, music and whatever else.

293
00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,852
- That's nice.
- So the new kid has a manny.

294
00:15:39,854 --> 00:15:41,853
Nope. Just a tutor.

295
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,421
Right. Okay, yeah.

296
00:15:43,423 --> 00:15:45,524
Well, uh, we have to go
help some poor people.

297
00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:47,126
- Oh.
- So we'll catch you later.

298
00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:48,093
Merry Christmas.

299
00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,962
- Mm, bye!
- Merry Christmas.

300
00:15:49,964 --> 00:15:52,964
- [man] <i>Goob, buddy. Get off the computer.</i>
- [Meg] Oops, sorry, Dad.

301
00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,900
- <i>Rascal.</i>
- [meows]

302
00:15:54,902 --> 00:15:58,136
- Come here, Goob.
- <i>What do you got for me, Amy?</i>

303
00:15:58,138 --> 00:16:01,506
Okay. This one
is Marmee's favorite.

304
00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:04,443
- <i>Wow.</i>
- She says it's very "ethetically" pleasing.

305
00:16:04,445 --> 00:16:06,846
- Aesthetically.
- Aesthetically. [chuckles]

306
00:16:06,848 --> 00:16:10,448
<i>Well done. Amy, that's beautiful.
You're getting so good!</i>

307
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,751
[chuckles]
Thank you.

308
00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:15,420
- Did I show you this one?
- No. No, no, no. Your time is up!

309
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:16,421
- Jo.
- No.

310
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:17,589
Come on!
Time is up!

311
00:16:17,591 --> 00:16:18,958
- Move.
- <i>Hey, you guys.</i>

312
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,458
Thank you.

313
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,127
Hi, Dad.
Okay, really quick question.

314
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:26,131
Uh, when you first cut into a
liver, is the blood that seeps out,

315
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:28,467
is it more crimson or maroon?

316
00:16:28,469 --> 00:16:30,535
<i>Writing a murder mystery,
are we?</i>

317
00:16:30,537 --> 00:16:34,939
- No, it's a post-apocalyptic zombie thriller.
- <i>Whoa.</i>

318
00:16:34,941 --> 00:16:38,777
<i>Uh, crimson, I would say.
But I only operate on humans.</i>

319
00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:41,947
- <i>So I don't really know about zombie blood.</i>
- Okay. Thank you.

320
00:16:41,949 --> 00:16:44,650
<i>All right, listen up, girls.
I only have a minute left.</i>

321
00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:47,051
<i>Jo, I'm going to put you
in charge of the club this year.</i>

322
00:16:47,053 --> 00:16:48,487
<i>So here's your marching orders.</i>

323
00:16:48,489 --> 00:16:50,823
[clears throat]

324
00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:54,193
<i>Your first assignment of the year will
be to write your grievances every week</i>

325
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,761
<i>and come up with a plan
as to how to fix them.</i>

326
00:16:56,763 --> 00:17:00,735
<i>That way, you can be strong,
kind, independent little women</i>

327
00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:02,535
<i>like your mother.</i>

328
00:17:02,537 --> 00:17:05,937
- <i>Is that clear?</i>
- Sir, yes, sir!

329
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:07,842
<i>Good. At ease, soldiers.</i>

330
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:10,376
<i>I love you guys so much.</i>

331
00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:13,511
- <i>Hey, where's my beautiful Marmee?</i>
- Marmee!

332
00:17:13,513 --> 00:17:16,682
- <i>I need to see her one more time.</i>
- Hi.

333
00:17:16,684 --> 00:17:19,684
<i>Ah, there she is.
Hi, Marmee.</i>

334
00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:22,620
- <i>I love you so much.</i>
- [girls] Love you, Dad!

335
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,790
<i>Merry Christmas, you guys.
I miss you so much.</i>

336
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,460
<i>I'll think about you every day.
I promise.</i>

337
00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,094
[all]
Merry Christmas, Dad!

338
00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:31,864
- <i>Take care of your mom. I love you.</i>
- [Meg] Always.

339
00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:32,734
<i>Bye.</i>

340
00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:41,008
[all sigh]

341
00:17:44,544 --> 00:17:49,514
<i>Fifteen! Sixteen! Seventeen!</i>

342
00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,183
Say it with me, ladies!

343
00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:56,821
[all]
Eighteen! Nineteen! Twenty!

344
00:17:56,823 --> 00:18:00,494
All right. [blows whistle]
Fall in, soldiers!

345
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,530
As Staff Sergeant
of the Pickwick Club,

346
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:08,733
I request a read of the earthly
grievances of each of our members

347
00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:10,839
as requested
by our commander-in-chief.

348
00:18:14,574 --> 00:18:17,009
- Staff Sergeant Snodgrass.
- [clears throat]

349
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:20,512
Your clothes and notebooks are everywhere
and when asked to clean it up,

350
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:23,048
you launched an airborne Cabbage
Patch at Private Winkle's head!

351
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,849
You're lucky
that you missed.

352
00:18:24,851 --> 00:18:27,086
With all due respect,
who's the lucky one?

353
00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:30,591
- Soldier...
- Apologies, Private. Duly noted.

354
00:18:32,859 --> 00:18:35,793
- [clears throat]
- Corporal Tupman.

355
00:18:35,795 --> 00:18:38,630
Though we love
your feline companion,

356
00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:41,799
we request that you fulfill
your kitty litter duties

357
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:46,004
and pick up the litter box since the stench
is considered to be highly offensive.

358
00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:47,508
Can do, sir.

359
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:55,813
Private Winkle. It has been reported
that on multiple occasions,

360
00:18:55,815 --> 00:18:58,951
you have stolen toilet paper
out of the latrine,

361
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:02,053
with the express purpose
of stuffing your shirt.

362
00:19:02,055 --> 00:19:03,155
- [giggles]
- You are so mean!

363
00:19:03,157 --> 00:19:05,057
On the contrary.

364
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:09,294
We wish only to help you enjoy
your youthful freedom,

365
00:19:09,296 --> 00:19:14,332
for you will soon come to know the cumbersome
and unwieldy nature of a full chest.

366
00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,702
- Like you would know.
- Private Winkle!

367
00:19:16,704 --> 00:19:18,169
[sighs, clears throat]

368
00:19:18,171 --> 00:19:20,271
General Pickwick!

369
00:19:20,273 --> 00:19:23,876
It has been noted that you have
not visited the shelter all week

370
00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:27,245
because of frequent flirtations
with the manny.

371
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,280
So you must go twice
next week.

372
00:19:29,282 --> 00:19:30,886
Sir, yes, sir.

373
00:19:33,721 --> 00:19:38,123
- [Aunt March] Josephine, what on earth is going on here?
- [dog whining]

374
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:42,828
Wha... Sorry. I'm... I'm just, uh... trying
to lay everything out, see everything.

375
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,629
I'm not talking about
your little story.

376
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:48,200
I'm talking about the fact that
Katinka's water bowl is bone dry,

377
00:19:48,202 --> 00:19:49,335
and she pooped
in the entryway.

378
00:19:49,337 --> 00:19:53,038
- Serious? I just took her out.
- When? Last Christmas?

379
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,976
- What am I paying you for?
- I'm sorry my life doesn't revolve around your dog.

380
00:19:57,978 --> 00:20:01,012
Well, what does it revolve
around, exactly? Hmm?

381
00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:05,020
Trolls? Dragons?
Cross-dressing pirates?

382
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:09,221
I don't mean
to hurt your feelings.

383
00:20:09,223 --> 00:20:11,255
I'm just worried
about you is all.

384
00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:15,194
Is this really the life you want?
The life of... insecurity?

385
00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:16,761
Yes.

386
00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:19,164
What if the professor
doesn't like this version

387
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,098
or the next?

388
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,734
- He will.
- I hate to see you working so hard

389
00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:24,703
when it could all
come to nothing.

390
00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:27,639
There's no shame
in changing your mind.

391
00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:30,709
You're still...
youngish.

392
00:20:30,711 --> 00:20:34,178
It's not too late to pursue something
with a little more promise in it.

393
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:38,049
I know it doesn't look
like much right now,

394
00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:40,251
but you are going to be sorry
you ever doubted me.

395
00:20:40,253 --> 00:20:41,990
I certainly hope so.

396
00:20:45,392 --> 00:20:47,628
Just think about a
plan "B." [kisses]

397
00:20:56,771 --> 00:20:59,905
- I knew it. You hate the new beginning.
- No.

398
00:20:59,907 --> 00:21:02,875
I liked it.
A lot, actually.

399
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:05,180
But then I've always been a
fan of <i>A Wrinkle in Time.</i>

400
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,848
I am trying to get
inspired by the greats.

401
00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,817
Isn't that what artists do?

402
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,018
Yes.

403
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:15,154
And then they tell
their own stories.

404
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:17,955
- Was it at least better than the last time you read it?
- It was.

405
00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:19,660
But...

406
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,895
Am I a hopeless case?

407
00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:26,098
Please just tell me now.
Save me the heartache.

408
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,901
You know, there are
other things I could do.

409
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:31,436
I do have
marketable skills.

410
00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:34,306
I could be a nanny
till the day I croak.

411
00:21:34,308 --> 00:21:39,778
I love books. I-I should be
an old spinster librarian

412
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,815
who reads saucy romance
novels under her desk.

413
00:21:42,817 --> 00:21:44,051
I'm sure you'll
find time for both.

414
00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:46,085
You are not helping!

415
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:49,954
I'm not your therapist.
I'm your editor.

416
00:21:49,956 --> 00:21:51,824
I'm not going to pity an artist
for taking their stripes.

417
00:21:51,826 --> 00:21:55,094
You signed up for this struggle the
moment you called yourself a writer.

418
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:58,030
I have a feeling you'd
be bored with anything less.

419
00:21:58,032 --> 00:22:02,334
[sighs] You're good, Jo.
You're a good writer.

420
00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:05,771
But now that I've gotten
to know you, as a person,

421
00:22:05,773 --> 00:22:08,072
you are far more interesting
than what you write.

422
00:22:08,074 --> 00:22:11,011
I want to be reading...
more of this.

423
00:22:13,214 --> 00:22:14,480
More of you.

424
00:22:14,482 --> 00:22:16,084
Me?

425
00:22:16,817 --> 00:22:19,417
I am not
interesting!

426
00:22:19,419 --> 00:22:20,586
Hell,
I'm 29 years old.

427
00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:23,888
And I live alone in Queens while
I work for my great aunt.

428
00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:25,257
I still haven't been to Europe.

429
00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:27,859
I haven't been marooned
on a desert island.

430
00:22:27,861 --> 00:22:30,796
I haven't been falsely
accused of murder.

431
00:22:30,798 --> 00:22:32,865
I haven't even been
a victim of identify theft!

432
00:22:32,867 --> 00:22:36,801
If... If my younger self
could see me now,

433
00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:41,875
she'd straight up join a nunnery because
at least then her life would have purpose.

434
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:47,011
Actually,
that is not a bad idea.

435
00:22:47,013 --> 00:22:49,147
Do nuns take old people
like me?

436
00:22:49,149 --> 00:22:50,317
See? More of this.

437
00:22:52,253 --> 00:22:53,286
Where are you going?

438
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,053
Thanks to you, I have a
whole new draft to start.

439
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:59,424
We could talk about something else. It
doesn't always have to be about your work.

440
00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:01,059
I don't have time
to sit and chat.

441
00:23:01,061 --> 00:23:03,828
If my muse
isn't going to visit me,

442
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:08,802
- I am going to find her and knock her dumb door down.
- [ladder rattles]

443
00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:11,537
Maybe I can help.

444
00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:13,405
- ['50s rock]
- [Amy] You guys...

445
00:23:13,407 --> 00:23:15,339
My nose won't stop growing!

446
00:23:15,341 --> 00:23:18,810
- I need a nose job.
- Take that ridiculous thing off.

447
00:23:18,812 --> 00:23:21,879
You don't know what it's like to have
everyone else make fun of your nose.

448
00:23:21,881 --> 00:23:26,151
What is it gonna be like when you cut off
your circulation and your nose falls off?

449
00:23:26,153 --> 00:23:28,419
- You'd look like Voldemort.
- [Jo] Oh! That would be awesome.

450
00:23:28,421 --> 00:23:32,124
- [chuckles]
- Why can't I go to the New Year's Eve party?

451
00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,158
You can go to all the parties
you want when you're older.

452
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:38,096
For now, you can stay home and watch
the ball drop with Marmee and Beth.

453
00:23:38,098 --> 00:23:41,332
- Does that sound like any fun to you?
- Yes.

454
00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:43,100
It's not.
I'm the worst.

455
00:23:43,102 --> 00:23:44,903
I always fall asleep
before midnight.

456
00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:49,407
Yeah! You see what I mean?
Beth is so boring!

457
00:23:49,409 --> 00:23:52,376
And I could care less
about watching a ball drop.

458
00:23:52,378 --> 00:23:54,546
- [Beth] Couldn't care less.
- What's the difference?

459
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:58,416
Well, if you could care less, that means you
care a little bit about the ball dropping.

460
00:23:58,418 --> 00:24:01,319
- I don't.
- Okay, look. I think you're lucky.

461
00:24:01,321 --> 00:24:04,056
I would rather pass a kidney stone
than go to this freakin' party.

462
00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:06,023
- You have to come with me. You promised.
- I'll go!

463
00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:08,527
[all]
You're too young!

464
00:24:08,529 --> 00:24:12,231
Can I at least
pick out your outfit?

465
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,866
No, I'm wearing this.

466
00:24:13,868 --> 00:24:15,934
[Amy scoffs]
You'll never get a boyfriend.

467
00:24:15,936 --> 00:24:17,935
- That's the plan.
- [hissing]

468
00:24:17,937 --> 00:24:21,943
- I don't want a boyfriend. Boys are gross. I...
- What's that smell?

469
00:24:22,509 --> 00:24:23,908
[gasps]
Jo!

470
00:24:23,910 --> 00:24:27,613
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm sorry! You should have never let me do this!

471
00:24:27,615 --> 00:24:31,082
- Meg, Meg, Meg.
- [Beth] Say "sorry"!

472
00:24:31,084 --> 00:24:33,388
[Amy] You can just cover
it up with a headband.

473
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:39,023
You still look
so pretty.

474
00:24:39,025 --> 00:24:40,524
It's not that bad,
is it?

475
00:24:40,526 --> 00:24:42,296
- [all] No.
- [Amy] Not at all.

476
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,303
I don't like looking at
myself in the mirror.

477
00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:51,239
Me neither.

478
00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:53,571
You get used to it.

479
00:24:53,573 --> 00:24:56,575
Jo, why don't you wear one too?
You can match Meg.

480
00:24:56,577 --> 00:24:58,944
I'm not wearing
a stupid headband.

481
00:24:58,946 --> 00:25:03,915
You don't even like Sally Moffat, and
her, like, giggly little brat pack.

482
00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:07,051
- They're not that bad.
- They talk about the stupidest things.

483
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,421
And her brother always
gives me the weirdest looks.

484
00:25:09,423 --> 00:25:12,026
Let's go get pizza instead
and say that we didn't.

485
00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:15,260
Jo, listen.

486
00:25:15,262 --> 00:25:18,131
I'm sick of being the weird
home-schooled sisters.

487
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:24,302
I want to make friends and go to
parties and talk to guys our own age.

488
00:25:24,304 --> 00:25:26,006
Why?

489
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,307
Because I just do!

490
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,207
[sighs]

491
00:25:29,209 --> 00:25:31,879
And I really need
you to be my wing woman.

492
00:25:35,014 --> 00:25:38,151
[sighs] Wing woman
reporting for duty.

493
00:25:38,686 --> 00:25:40,219
[squeals]

494
00:25:40,221 --> 00:25:43,422
[hip-hop] <i>♪ It's Saturday night
And I'm feeling real good ♪</i>

495
00:25:43,424 --> 00:25:46,157
I am so glad you're here.

496
00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:50,297
I have somebody that I have been
meaning to introduce you to.

497
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,370
You. Who are you?

498
00:25:57,603 --> 00:26:00,040
And who do you know here?

499
00:26:02,176 --> 00:26:03,477
Hi.

500
00:26:05,579 --> 00:26:06,979
- Sorry!
- Excuse me.

501
00:26:06,981 --> 00:26:09,114
[screams]

502
00:26:09,116 --> 00:26:13,251
- Meg. This has to go.
- Hi.

503
00:26:13,253 --> 00:26:16,555
And you
are coming with me.

504
00:26:16,557 --> 00:26:18,059
Bye.

505
00:26:18,993 --> 00:26:20,591
So much for
wing womaning.

506
00:26:20,593 --> 00:26:23,194
<i>♪ We tip 'em so big
So they serve what we wish ♪</i>

507
00:26:23,196 --> 00:26:25,030
<i>♪ A good night
This is what it is ♪</i>

508
00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:27,331
<i>♪ We just don't go out clubbing
First we cruising ♪</i>

509
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,467
<i>♪ And my boys I call 'em up ♪</i>

510
00:26:29,469 --> 00:26:32,236
<i>♪ Tell 'em where we at
And what is up ♪</i>

511
00:26:32,238 --> 00:26:35,607
<i>♪ It's Saturday night
And I'm feeling real good ♪</i>

512
00:26:35,609 --> 00:26:38,710
<i>♪ Usually I be chilling
But tonight I feel like ♪</i>

513
00:26:38,712 --> 00:26:40,544
<i>♪ I hit the club and get loose ♪</i>

514
00:26:40,546 --> 00:26:43,016
<i>♪ Yeah, I feel good
And it's Saturday night ♪</i>

515
00:26:44,051 --> 00:26:45,384
<i>♪ Everything going smooth ♪</i>

516
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:48,587
<i>♪ Gotta call my crew
'Cause tonight be the night ♪</i>

517
00:26:48,589 --> 00:26:51,490
<i>♪ We hit the club
And get loose ♪</i>

518
00:26:51,492 --> 00:26:53,127
[muffled music]

519
00:26:53,793 --> 00:26:55,530
- Sorry!
- Sorry.

520
00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:59,030
Avoiding people?

521
00:26:59,032 --> 00:27:00,265
- What?
- Me too.

522
00:27:00,267 --> 00:27:03,534
I'm only here because my grandpa
thinks I need to make friends.

523
00:27:03,536 --> 00:27:07,405
I guess when your grandpa thinks
you're a loner, you probably are.

524
00:27:07,407 --> 00:27:09,808
So you're the infamous
Laurence grandson.

525
00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:11,009
Infamous?

526
00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:15,780
Well, my theory... was that you
were an international spy,

527
00:27:15,782 --> 00:27:19,651
seeking refuge
in an inconspicuous town.

528
00:27:19,653 --> 00:27:21,055
Well, you're right.

529
00:27:21,655 --> 00:27:23,821
- And now you die.
- [grunts]

530
00:27:23,823 --> 00:27:25,459
[chuckles]

531
00:27:26,392 --> 00:27:28,393
I'm Jo.

532
00:27:28,395 --> 00:27:29,464
Laurie.

533
00:27:31,799 --> 00:27:33,732
Goody-goody, Meggy March.

534
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:36,068
Who let you
out of the henhouse?

535
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:39,404
[chanting] Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink!

536
00:27:39,406 --> 00:27:41,138
Whoo!

537
00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,176
- Come on. It's not gonna kill you!
- I'll do it.

538
00:27:45,712 --> 00:27:47,145
You speak French?

539
00:27:47,147 --> 00:27:49,280
I had to.
I lived there for three years.

540
00:27:49,282 --> 00:27:51,715
No way. You have to
tell me all about it!

541
00:27:51,717 --> 00:27:54,653
I'm going to Paris
after college.

542
00:27:54,655 --> 00:27:56,555
I'm gonna do
all the things.

543
00:27:56,557 --> 00:28:00,524
It's pretty much just like anywhere else.
It's just... more French.

544
00:28:00,526 --> 00:28:03,395
Well, it's definitely
not as boring as here.

545
00:28:03,397 --> 00:28:07,732
Here's not so bad.
So far at least.

546
00:28:07,734 --> 00:28:09,434
I cannot wait
to leave this place.

547
00:28:09,436 --> 00:28:11,837
I have two years
till I go to Oxford.

548
00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:14,172
I'm a novelist
and a playwright.

549
00:28:14,174 --> 00:28:16,674
I'm going to be very
successful and very rich.

550
00:28:16,676 --> 00:28:19,610
Not like filthy rich
like you and your grandpa,

551
00:28:19,612 --> 00:28:22,646
but just rich enough that I buy a
house in Europe and bring my sisters

552
00:28:22,648 --> 00:28:23,882
and pay for everything.

553
00:28:23,884 --> 00:28:25,649
Wow, sounds like
you've got it all figured out.

554
00:28:25,651 --> 00:28:27,719
<i>♪ Stay in the zone
Where I'm just me, girl ♪</i>

555
00:28:27,721 --> 00:28:30,688
<i>♪ Super faded Sometimes
I feel Like I made it ♪</i>

556
00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:32,824
<i>♪ Nine clouds high
Wave good-bye ♪</i>

557
00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:34,893
<i>♪ Goin' to a world where
You're my girl and ♪</i>

558
00:28:34,895 --> 00:28:38,762
[hip-hop continues]

559
00:28:38,764 --> 00:28:42,733
Ferdinand doesn't want to go into the
jungle until she has both of her legs,

560
00:28:42,735 --> 00:28:45,770
- so she has to wait until the curse is lifted.
- Naturally.

561
00:28:45,772 --> 00:28:47,739
But the thing
that she doesn't know

562
00:28:47,741 --> 00:28:51,675
is that she actually has to get
to the edge of the jungle

563
00:28:51,677 --> 00:28:52,978
for the curse to be lifted!

564
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:57,549
- See, so it's this whole <i>Catch-22</i> thing.
- [song changes]

565
00:28:57,551 --> 00:28:59,885
Wait, wait, wait.
I love this song!

566
00:28:59,887 --> 00:29:01,252
- Come on!
- Wait! What?

567
00:29:01,254 --> 00:29:04,422
<i>♪ Baby, don't fight ♪</i>

568
00:29:04,424 --> 00:29:06,290
<i>♪ I want to see you
Move tonight ♪</i>

569
00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:08,425
<i>♪ Turn out the lights ♪</i>

570
00:29:08,427 --> 00:29:10,694
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

571
00:29:10,696 --> 00:29:12,731
<i>♪ Baby, don't fight ♪</i>

572
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,732
<i>♪ I want to see you
Move tonight ♪</i>

573
00:29:14,734 --> 00:29:17,234
<i>♪ Turn out the lights ♪</i>

574
00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:19,370
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

575
00:29:19,372 --> 00:29:21,405
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

576
00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,575
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

577
00:29:23,577 --> 00:29:25,713
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

578
00:29:27,781 --> 00:29:32,283
[clapping]

579
00:29:32,285 --> 00:29:36,288
[grunts]
Meg March.

580
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,526
I haven't seen you
since, like, kindergarten.

581
00:29:39,426 --> 00:29:41,859
You're, like,
really hot now.

582
00:29:41,861 --> 00:29:44,596
- Are you on Myspace?
- Mm, no.

583
00:29:44,598 --> 00:29:45,700
[gasps]

584
00:29:49,269 --> 00:29:52,673
[crowd laughing]

585
00:29:57,644 --> 00:29:59,513
Uh, are you okay?

586
00:30:02,782 --> 00:30:04,749
<i>♪ Baby, don't fight ♪</i>

587
00:30:04,751 --> 00:30:06,784
<i>♪ I want to see you
Move tonight ♪</i>

588
00:30:06,786 --> 00:30:08,587
<i>♪ Turn out the lights ♪</i>

589
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:11,223
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

590
00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:13,357
<i>♪ Baby, don't fight ♪</i>

591
00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:15,527
<i>♪ I want to see you
Move tonight ♪</i>

592
00:30:15,529 --> 00:30:17,596
<i>♪ Turn out the lights ♪</i>

593
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:19,897
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

594
00:30:19,899 --> 00:30:21,532
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

595
00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:24,001
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

596
00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:26,437
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

597
00:30:26,439 --> 00:30:28,542
<i>♪ Dancing is a human right ♪</i>

598
00:30:32,812 --> 00:30:36,982
[Jo] Meg, seriously, no one is even
going to remember like, next week.

599
00:30:36,984 --> 00:30:39,651
Wasn't it kind of
a little fun?

600
00:30:39,653 --> 00:30:43,555
I don't know if I see any dancing
going on back there. Come on now.

601
00:30:43,557 --> 00:30:45,889
How could you not
dance to this?

602
00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:49,196
- [hip-hop]
- [shouting, indistinct]

603
00:30:49,996 --> 00:30:52,896
- [music continues]
- Hat time, Megan.

604
00:30:52,898 --> 00:30:54,566
- [laughs]
- [Laurie] Right on point!

605
00:30:54,568 --> 00:30:56,434
- I know. I know.
- [Laurie] I'm feelin' it.

606
00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:59,337
[Marmee] Thank you so much
for taking care of my girls.

607
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:01,005
My pleasure. It's nice
to finally meet you.

608
00:31:01,007 --> 00:31:03,642
Yeah. You can
call me Marmee.

609
00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:05,944
- And this here is Amy.
- Hello, Amy.

610
00:31:05,946 --> 00:31:07,811
Amy, Laurie.

611
00:31:07,813 --> 00:31:11,282
Uh, um.
[chuckles]

612
00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:13,385
I'm sorry. My hair's
a mess right now.

613
00:31:13,387 --> 00:31:17,321
- I was braiding it.
- I'm actually kind of digging the one-sided thing.

614
00:31:17,323 --> 00:31:19,390
You could start a trend
with that.

615
00:31:19,392 --> 00:31:22,694
- [Marmee] That's Beth.
- Hey, Beth.

616
00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:24,896
[Jo] Don't worry, Beth.
He's a good egg.

617
00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:26,063
Promise.

618
00:31:26,065 --> 00:31:28,066
Is that a guitar
I see over there?

619
00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:30,702
- You mind if I, uh...
- No, of course not.

620
00:31:30,704 --> 00:31:32,771
I mean, it might be
way out of tune.

621
00:31:32,773 --> 00:31:36,510
I'm tryin' to impress my new neighbors.
You mind helpin' me out?

622
00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:40,779
- All right.
- So, we're gonna have a concert?

623
00:31:40,781 --> 00:31:41,913
Let's see.

624
00:31:41,915 --> 00:31:44,715
[strums, in tune]

625
00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:46,286
Hey, we're in luck.

626
00:31:53,894 --> 00:31:56,360
<i>♪ Can't see the sign ♪</i>

627
00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,529
<i>♪ It's seven below ♪</i>

628
00:31:57,531 --> 00:32:02,000
<i>♪ Can't go to class
Stuck in the snow ♪</i>

629
00:32:02,002 --> 00:32:05,904
<i>♪ I've got my coat
I've got my pride ♪</i>

630
00:32:05,906 --> 00:32:09,874
<i>♪ Nothin's gonna stop me
From goin' outside ♪</i>

631
00:32:09,876 --> 00:32:13,778
<i>♪ It don't take much
To melt the snow ♪</i>

632
00:32:13,780 --> 00:32:17,449
<i>♪ Just let the sunshine glow ♪</i>

633
00:32:17,451 --> 00:32:21,086
<i>♪ I wanna sing
With the band in my head ♪</i>

634
00:32:21,088 --> 00:32:24,923
<i>♪ And I'll scream Till
you've heard What I said ♪</i>

635
00:32:24,925 --> 00:32:28,827
<i>♪ Try to win
All the games that I play ♪</i>

636
00:32:28,829 --> 00:32:32,030
<i>♪ I got everyone
And everything I need ♪</i>

637
00:32:32,032 --> 00:32:34,502
<i>♪ It's a beautiful day ♪</i>

638
00:32:36,136 --> 00:32:38,703
<i>♪ A beautiful day ♪</i>

639
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:42,706
- [no audible dialogue]
- [acoustic guitar]

640
00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:47,111
[woman] <i>♪ Should auld
acquaintance Be forgot ♪</i>

641
00:32:47,113 --> 00:32:50,450
<i>♪ And never brought to mind? ♪</i>

642
00:32:51,885 --> 00:32:56,488
<i>♪ Should auld acquaintance
Be forgot ♪</i>

643
00:32:56,490 --> 00:33:01,059
<i>♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪</i>

644
00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:06,130
<i>♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪</i>

645
00:33:06,132 --> 00:33:10,868
<i>♪ For auld lang syne ♪</i>

646
00:33:10,870 --> 00:33:13,538
<i>♪ We'll take
A cup of kindness yet ♪</i>

647
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,540
- Oh, guys! It's almost time!
- [Marmee] Oh, no, no, no!

648
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,774
Come on, come on!

649
00:33:16,776 --> 00:33:18,742
- Wait, wait, wait. Hurry up. Hurry up.
- [meows]

650
00:33:18,744 --> 00:33:21,846
[Laurie]
Okay, ten, nine, eight...

651
00:33:21,848 --> 00:33:29,020
- [all] Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
- Amy!

652
00:33:29,022 --> 00:33:35,092
- Happy New Year! Whoo!
- <i>♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪</i>

653
00:33:35,094 --> 00:33:39,030
- Happy New Year, honey.
- <i>♪ For auld lang syne ♪</i>

654
00:33:39,032 --> 00:33:40,098
- Kiss.
- I love you.

655
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,000
- I love you.
- Happy new year!

656
00:33:42,002 --> 00:33:44,769
The March sister who's going to get
the New Year's Eve kiss from me...

657
00:33:44,771 --> 00:33:46,507
is...

658
00:33:48,975 --> 00:33:50,074
Goob!

659
00:33:50,076 --> 00:33:51,776
[girls laughing]

660
00:33:51,778 --> 00:33:56,580
At this time, I wish to propose
a new member to the club.

661
00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:59,184
- What?
- This nominee...

662
00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:03,887
deserves a chance and would be
deeply grateful to join our ranks.

663
00:34:03,889 --> 00:34:06,057
- Goob.
- No. No.

664
00:34:06,059 --> 00:34:11,195
Further, I believe this soldier will
add a unique voice to the platoon.

665
00:34:11,197 --> 00:34:12,663
[all]
Who?

666
00:34:12,665 --> 00:34:16,867
I nominate
Mr. Laurie Laurence.

667
00:34:16,869 --> 00:34:20,871
- Mm-hmm.
- No! No, no, no. That would be so embarrassing!

668
00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:23,208
I agree with Amy.
I mean, Private Winkle.

669
00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:24,275
He would just make fun of us.

670
00:34:24,277 --> 00:34:28,813
I give my word, as a soldier,
and as Staff Sergeant

671
00:34:28,815 --> 00:34:32,916
that he will not make fun of
our grievances or our oaths.

672
00:34:32,918 --> 00:34:35,954
He wants nothing more than
to be a full part of the PC!

673
00:34:35,956 --> 00:34:38,857
He's like our brother!
Guys, we have to do it!

674
00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:41,960
- What if he tells Brooke?
- I promise I won't tell a soul!

675
00:34:41,962 --> 00:34:43,895
- Traitor!
- [Meg] You've been in there the whole time?

676
00:34:43,897 --> 00:34:46,063
- I hardly heard anything.
- You heard everything!

677
00:34:46,065 --> 00:34:50,567
My fellow comrades. I come to you
as a lowly Private First Class!

678
00:34:50,569 --> 00:34:53,570
A faithful friend
and a keeper of secrets.

679
00:34:53,572 --> 00:34:57,478
As a token of my appreciation for your
consideration, I have brought you this.

680
00:35:03,049 --> 00:35:04,616
Whoa.

681
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:07,619
[Meg] What is it? A birdhouse?

682
00:35:07,621 --> 00:35:11,088
- What's it for?
- Every club needs a secret mailbox.

683
00:35:11,090 --> 00:35:15,659
To keep our correspondence safely in
the hedge between our two nations.

684
00:35:15,661 --> 00:35:20,067
This one is for secrets,
never to be told.

685
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:26,040
An alliance then?

686
00:35:27,907 --> 00:35:29,873
Well, then, Private.

687
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,078
As General, I say...

688
00:35:32,244 --> 00:35:34,514
welcome
to the Pickwick Club.

689
00:35:35,147 --> 00:35:37,648
- [exhales]
- Yes!

690
00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:40,217
[girl]
Your sister's really not coming?

691
00:35:40,219 --> 00:35:43,755
She said she's not interested
in "primitive rituals."

692
00:35:43,757 --> 00:35:46,891
Tonight is going to be
anything but primitive.

693
00:35:46,893 --> 00:35:49,594
Oh!
Your step-mom is the best!

694
00:35:49,596 --> 00:35:51,098
I know, right?

695
00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:55,632
That's a cute little dress.

696
00:35:55,634 --> 00:35:58,538
- It was my grandma's.
- How couture.

697
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,940
Just throwing this
out there.

698
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:06,679
I think I might have something
a little bit more flattering.

699
00:36:07,913 --> 00:36:09,646
Totally goes with our color
scheme, don't you think?

700
00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:10,815
- Um...
- Here.

701
00:36:10,817 --> 00:36:12,250
You definitely have
the body for it.

702
00:36:12,252 --> 00:36:14,918
Yes, I would kill
for that stomach.

703
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,788
- Really?
- Face it, Meg. You're hot.

704
00:36:16,790 --> 00:36:19,257
- Everyone knows you're hot.
- Especially Brian.

705
00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:20,991
I heard he was dating
Miss Cape Cod.

706
00:36:20,993 --> 00:36:23,563
Well, here's to
the best prom ever!

707
00:36:30,804 --> 00:36:32,203
<i>♪ Pack it up ♪</i>

708
00:36:32,205 --> 00:36:33,837
<i>♪ Let me let go ♪</i>

709
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,907
<i>♪ Sink inside your bottle Livin'
like There's no tomorrow ♪</i>

710
00:36:36,909 --> 00:36:38,009
<i>♪ Pack it up
Hey ♪</i>

711
00:36:38,011 --> 00:36:39,411
<i>♪ All we need
Is drinks and music ♪</i>

712
00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:42,145
<i>♪ Used to dream and now
We have the chance to do it ♪</i>

713
00:36:42,147 --> 00:36:48,054
[music continues, indistinct]

714
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,895
[crowd chatters, indistinct]

715
00:36:57,897 --> 00:37:00,034
[chuckles]

716
00:37:06,706 --> 00:37:09,143
[music continues]

717
00:37:11,310 --> 00:37:12,845
[coughs]

718
00:37:15,949 --> 00:37:18,016
I'm gonna go dance
with my friends.

719
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,853
[laughing]

720
00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:25,592
[gasps]

721
00:37:29,895 --> 00:37:31,695
Let's go.

722
00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:32,831
<i>♪ Same old struggle
Same old game ♪</i>

723
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,732
<i>♪ The same old hustle
Same old lane ♪</i>

724
00:37:34,734 --> 00:37:37,000
<i>♪ The same old routine
Make you think ♪</i>

725
00:37:37,002 --> 00:37:38,335
<i>♪ I been trippin'
I been stuck ♪</i>

726
00:37:38,337 --> 00:37:40,737
<i>♪ In my position every day ♪</i>

727
00:37:40,739 --> 00:37:42,273
<i>♪ Wishin' I was young ♪</i>

728
00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:46,444
[music continues, indistinct]

729
00:37:46,446 --> 00:37:49,183
- Where are we going?
- It's a surprise.

730
00:37:51,985 --> 00:37:55,386
Sorry. It's...
stuffy up there.

731
00:37:55,388 --> 00:37:57,422
We're in a basement.

732
00:37:57,424 --> 00:37:59,994
- Oh! [giggles]
- [laughs]

733
00:38:01,027 --> 00:38:03,427
[music pounding]

734
00:38:03,429 --> 00:38:05,797
[music muffled]

735
00:38:05,799 --> 00:38:07,799
[clears throat]
That's gross.

736
00:38:07,801 --> 00:38:11,038
That's Jäger.
It's an acquired taste.

737
00:38:13,306 --> 00:38:15,009
Maybe this will help.

738
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:19,212
[Laurie] Meg?

739
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,148
What are you doing here?

740
00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:27,921
Jo said you might need a
"wing woman" or wingman.

741
00:38:28,388 --> 00:38:29,922
I don't.

742
00:38:31,891 --> 00:38:33,159
Okay.

743
00:38:36,795 --> 00:38:38,931
[scoffs]
What's with Willy Wonka?

744
00:38:40,165 --> 00:38:42,201
[sighs]
Nothing.

745
00:38:56,348 --> 00:38:58,382
[sucking]

746
00:38:58,384 --> 00:39:01,284
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.

747
00:39:01,286 --> 00:39:03,156
[sighs]
What's the problem?

748
00:39:04,223 --> 00:39:06,192
I don't want to do this.

749
00:39:07,092 --> 00:39:08,458
[sighs]

750
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,964
Fine. There's plenty
other girls that do.

751
00:39:29,549 --> 00:39:31,752
[sighs]

752
00:39:37,389 --> 00:39:40,224
[people chattering]

753
00:39:40,226 --> 00:39:41,762
[John Brooke]
Meg!

754
00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:45,862
Laurie send you?

755
00:39:45,864 --> 00:39:47,767
I thought you might
need a ride.

756
00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:49,869
Well, I don't.

757
00:39:52,272 --> 00:39:53,206
Hungry?

758
00:39:55,842 --> 00:39:57,875
[sighs]
There you go.

759
00:39:57,877 --> 00:40:00,143
- [chuckles]
- Come on.

760
00:40:00,145 --> 00:40:01,881
Burgers and fries.

761
00:40:10,089 --> 00:40:12,223
So did you at least
get a slow dance in?

762
00:40:12,225 --> 00:40:15,328
- Nobody does that anymore.
- What? That's stupid.

763
00:40:17,462 --> 00:40:18,895
You look
really pretty.

764
00:40:18,897 --> 00:40:21,367
[cackles]
Yeah, I doubt that.

765
00:40:24,337 --> 00:40:26,170
I'm so stupid.
I just...

766
00:40:26,172 --> 00:40:28,375
I wanted to be like
everyone else for once.

767
00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:32,045
I don't know.
Fitting in is overrated.

768
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:36,949
Why are you
so sweet to me?

769
00:40:38,618 --> 00:40:40,585
You're a dove.

770
00:40:40,587 --> 00:40:42,052
- You can't be mean to a dove.
- [chuckles]

771
00:40:42,054 --> 00:40:44,188
It's impossible.
Can't do it.

772
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:46,793
- [vomits]
- Oh.

773
00:40:49,996 --> 00:40:51,831
[door closes]
Hey oh!

774
00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,532
Oh!

775
00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:58,636
I didn't know that you were coming.
I'm such mess right now.

776
00:40:58,638 --> 00:41:00,808
It's okay. I'm just
here to pick up Jo.

777
00:41:02,407 --> 00:41:07,210
[sighs]
Jo! Laurie's here!

778
00:41:07,212 --> 00:41:12,884
- So, what you got goin' on here?
- I finished my Paris skyline.

779
00:41:12,886 --> 00:41:15,186
- Nobody cares.
- Laurie does.

780
00:41:15,188 --> 00:41:16,219
It's very nice.

781
00:41:16,221 --> 00:41:17,824
[giggles]

782
00:41:19,092 --> 00:41:20,391
Come on. I don't want
to miss the previews.

783
00:41:20,393 --> 00:41:22,226
Sorry, I'm in the zone.
Hold on one second.

784
00:41:22,228 --> 00:41:24,398
- [clears throat]
- I'm onto something really good. Hold on!

785
00:41:25,364 --> 00:41:26,429
Hold on!

786
00:41:26,431 --> 00:41:27,967
Okay!

787
00:41:29,368 --> 00:41:32,003
- Can I come?
- No.

788
00:41:32,005 --> 00:41:35,940
- Why not?
- Because we don't want you to come.

789
00:41:35,942 --> 00:41:38,009
- [Laurie] That's not true.
- No.

790
00:41:38,011 --> 00:41:39,210
She's not coming.

791
00:41:39,212 --> 00:41:42,212
I'm not a kid. You don't get
to tell me what to do anymore!

792
00:41:42,214 --> 00:41:46,516
Actually, you are. By definition, in fact.
Look it up.

793
00:41:46,518 --> 00:41:48,119
Okay, Jo, easy.
Come on.

794
00:41:48,121 --> 00:41:51,355
You don't have to deal with her
all day like I do.

795
00:41:51,357 --> 00:41:54,291
I just want to see a
movie with my sister.

796
00:41:54,293 --> 00:41:57,263
You just want to
see a movie with Laurie.

797
00:41:58,998 --> 00:42:00,965
She's so obsessed
with you.

798
00:42:00,967 --> 00:42:02,599
It's sickening.

799
00:42:02,601 --> 00:42:04,937
- [door slams]
- I hate you!

800
00:42:07,507 --> 00:42:10,043
[sighs]

801
00:42:12,545 --> 00:42:16,413
[Laurie] Hey, it's not too late.
You wanna go to Scoops maybe?

802
00:42:16,415 --> 00:42:19,150
[Jo] Laurie, no. I don't have time
to go get ice cream right now.

803
00:42:19,152 --> 00:42:21,518
- I am so inspired by that movie!
- [Laurie laughs]

804
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,688
Inspired? I thought you
said you hated it.

805
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:27,458
I did. But it just inspired
me to write something better.

806
00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:30,527
'Cause if that crap is
getting made into movies,

807
00:42:30,529 --> 00:42:32,429
my scripts are
going to crush it.

808
00:42:32,431 --> 00:42:34,565
Oh, I thought you were
a novelist, not a screenwriter.

809
00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:37,201
I am. I just... I'm gonna do both.
How hard can it be?

810
00:42:37,203 --> 00:42:39,302
Have you seen my notebook?

811
00:42:39,304 --> 00:42:41,572
You know, I don't know why you
don't just use my old laptop.

812
00:42:41,574 --> 00:42:45,041
What would happen if it randomly
deleted all of my work?

813
00:42:45,043 --> 00:42:47,978
But a hard copy,
you never lose.

814
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:52,315
- Well, except for right now.
- It is not lost. It is misplaced.

815
00:42:52,317 --> 00:42:55,288
Okay, uh, guess I'll...
see you later then?

816
00:42:55,989 --> 00:42:57,958
Okay, bye.

817
00:42:58,725 --> 00:43:00,960
[door closes]

818
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,233
Still moping?

819
00:43:09,235 --> 00:43:11,501
Still looking for something?

820
00:43:11,503 --> 00:43:12,603
Give me that!

821
00:43:12,605 --> 00:43:15,572
Amy! Amy! Amy!
Give me that.

822
00:43:15,574 --> 00:43:18,208
Amy, give me that.
Amy! Amy!

823
00:43:18,210 --> 00:43:21,212
- Open the door, you little brat!
- You should have let me come!

824
00:43:21,214 --> 00:43:24,014
- No one wanted you there!
- Laurie said he did!

825
00:43:24,016 --> 00:43:27,550
He also said he liked your paintings,
but he lied so you don't cry about it.

826
00:43:27,552 --> 00:43:32,088
[grunts] Why do you have
to be so difficult?

827
00:43:32,090 --> 00:43:34,425
- He's my friend too!
- No, he's not.

828
00:43:34,427 --> 00:43:38,231
He thinks you're stupid and immature,
just like the rest of us do.

829
00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:42,299
No!

830
00:43:42,301 --> 00:43:44,237
[screams]

831
00:43:50,676 --> 00:43:53,309
- I'm going to kill you!
- [screams]

832
00:43:53,311 --> 00:43:55,579
- What's going on?
- She burned it!

833
00:43:55,581 --> 00:43:57,148
Burned what?
Put that down!

834
00:43:57,150 --> 00:43:59,386
My notebook!
What is wrong with you?

835
00:44:01,753 --> 00:44:04,123
You! Go to your room.

836
00:44:04,656 --> 00:44:05,558
Honey.

837
00:44:09,795 --> 00:44:12,131
Honey.

838
00:44:12,665 --> 00:44:17,268
I'm sorry. Hey...

839
00:44:17,270 --> 00:44:20,206
I will never write
like that again!

840
00:44:25,411 --> 00:44:28,545
I know you're angry
right now and I get it.

841
00:44:28,547 --> 00:44:30,581
It's going to
take some time to heal.

842
00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:32,516
But I promise you,

843
00:44:32,518 --> 00:44:37,224
the longer it takes for you to forgive
her, the longer your pain will last.

844
00:44:39,725 --> 00:44:44,163
All right, Rene, you ready for
a wild ride into the sunset?

845
00:44:45,464 --> 00:44:47,130
Come on.

846
00:44:47,132 --> 00:44:49,233
Crap. Buckle
on the cinch is busted.

847
00:44:49,235 --> 00:44:50,867
We'll have to double up.

848
00:44:50,869 --> 00:44:53,237
Serious?

849
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,572
What? Do you think
I want to ride with you?

850
00:44:55,574 --> 00:44:57,608
- It's either this or we can't go.
- Fine.

851
00:44:57,610 --> 00:44:59,576
We only have an hour of daylight.
[clicks tongue]

852
00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:01,080
- Come on.
- Come on.

853
00:45:05,518 --> 00:45:08,719
[Amy] Jo! Laurie!

854
00:45:08,721 --> 00:45:10,688
Guys!
I wanna come with!

855
00:45:10,690 --> 00:45:13,190
- [horse whinnies]
- Jo! Jo! Wait up!

856
00:45:13,192 --> 00:45:15,391
Hold up, guys!
Guys, wait!

857
00:45:15,393 --> 00:45:16,527
Jo!

858
00:45:16,529 --> 00:45:17,531
Whoa, whoa.

859
00:45:19,197 --> 00:45:21,201
- What should we do?
- What do you think?

860
00:45:21,734 --> 00:45:23,733
[sighs]

861
00:45:23,735 --> 00:45:26,105
[sighs]

862
00:45:27,306 --> 00:45:30,474
<i>♪ Every smile
Every laugh ♪</i>

863
00:45:30,476 --> 00:45:35,179
<i>♪ All the memories
That we have ♪</i>

864
00:45:35,181 --> 00:45:37,681
<i>♪ That's what
I'm takin' with me ♪</i>

865
00:45:37,683 --> 00:45:40,583
<i>♪ That's what
I'm takin' with me ♪</i>

866
00:45:40,585 --> 00:45:44,255
<i>♪ Strong of faith
No more fear ♪</i>

867
00:45:44,257 --> 00:45:47,458
<i>♪ Yeah
We started somethin' here ♪</i>

868
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:50,130
<i>♪ Love will grow ♪</i>

869
00:45:51,464 --> 00:45:56,369
<i>♪ It's what I'm takin' with me
When I go ♪</i>

870
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:05,643
<i>♪ It's what I'm takin' with me
When I go ♪</i>

871
00:46:05,645 --> 00:46:07,280
Come on!

872
00:46:08,748 --> 00:46:10,250
Hey, look.

873
00:46:11,717 --> 00:46:13,317
Is that Saint?

874
00:46:13,319 --> 00:46:14,621
[Jo]
Sure looks like it.

875
00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:18,922
Hey. Hey.

876
00:46:18,924 --> 00:46:20,757
- [Laurie] Saint.
- Saint!

877
00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:22,726
Easy, boy. Hey.

878
00:46:22,728 --> 00:46:23,726
[Jo] Saint.

879
00:46:23,728 --> 00:46:27,831
Yeah, come here.
No, no. Saint.

880
00:46:27,833 --> 00:46:29,967
- [Laurie] Jo, you don't think...
- No.

881
00:46:29,969 --> 00:46:32,405
- [Laurie] There's no way.
- She's back at the barn.

882
00:46:35,407 --> 00:46:37,409
- Amy!
- [Laurie] Hey, Amy!

883
00:46:37,909 --> 00:46:39,311
Amy!

884
00:46:40,246 --> 00:46:42,612
Amy, yell if you can hear me.

885
00:46:42,614 --> 00:46:44,717
- [whinnies]
- Saddle.

886
00:46:47,652 --> 00:46:48,754
Amy?

887
00:46:49,889 --> 00:46:51,491
- Amy?
- Amy!

888
00:46:51,824 --> 00:46:53,426
Amy!

889
00:46:54,793 --> 00:46:57,364
Amy. No. No, no, no.

890
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,362
Help me.
Please.

891
00:46:59,364 --> 00:47:01,965
[Laurie]
Easy, easy. Amy.

892
00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:04,235
- Amy!
- Easy. Easy, easy.

893
00:47:04,237 --> 00:47:06,436
Oh, my God.

894
00:47:06,438 --> 00:47:07,804
Amy.

895
00:47:07,806 --> 00:47:08,973
Amy!

896
00:47:08,975 --> 00:47:11,541
Jo, it's okay.
Hold this. Hold this on her.

897
00:47:11,543 --> 00:47:13,576
Hold it right there. I'm
gonna go get some help.

898
00:47:13,578 --> 00:47:16,515
- No. Amy. [sobbing]
- It's okay.

899
00:47:20,018 --> 00:47:23,587
- Amy.
- Come on.

900
00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:24,590
Amy.

901
00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:29,196
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.

902
00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:37,604
Please.
Help.

903
00:47:40,306 --> 00:47:43,340
[crying]
Amy.

904
00:47:43,342 --> 00:47:45,009
[Amy] I just wanted
to come with you.

905
00:47:45,011 --> 00:47:47,911
I know.
I should have let you.

906
00:47:47,913 --> 00:47:49,947
I'm sorry
I destroyed your journal.

907
00:47:49,949 --> 00:47:52,549
I don't care
about the journal.

908
00:47:52,551 --> 00:47:54,617
Okay, I so cared
about the journal.

909
00:47:54,619 --> 00:47:56,690
It was my entire life's work.
How can I not?

910
00:47:58,023 --> 00:48:03,893
But, I'd rather lose every word
I ever wrote than lose you.

911
00:48:03,895 --> 00:48:05,628
[chuckles]
That's a lot of words.

912
00:48:05,630 --> 00:48:07,701
I'll write a heck
of a lot more.

913
00:48:11,002 --> 00:48:13,505
Maybe this will help.

914
00:48:13,938 --> 00:48:15,375
Amy.
[scoffs]

915
00:48:16,942 --> 00:48:19,909
I know that sometimes you might
not like me much, but...

916
00:48:19,911 --> 00:48:21,679
No.

917
00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,547
Do not say that.

918
00:48:23,549 --> 00:48:26,349
We are just...
different.

919
00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:27,684
<i>And know what 'tis to pity.</i>

920
00:48:27,686 --> 00:48:31,755
Let gentleness
my strong enforcement be,

921
00:48:31,757 --> 00:48:36,626
in the which hope
I blush and hide my sword.

922
00:48:36,628 --> 00:48:39,663
True it is that
we have seen better days

923
00:48:39,665 --> 00:48:43,670
and have with holy bell
been knolled to church.

924
00:48:45,571 --> 00:48:48,005
I like watching
the rehearsals.

925
00:48:48,007 --> 00:48:49,806
Well, the Duke
needs to step it up.

926
00:48:49,808 --> 00:48:50,708
He's still
not off book.

927
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:53,780
Just let the creative
process inspire you.

928
00:48:55,114 --> 00:48:57,947
Or just try to enjoy it.

929
00:48:57,949 --> 00:49:02,386
I will have you know I love plays,
I just hate this monologue.

930
00:49:02,388 --> 00:49:04,657
What? How? Why?
It's beautiful.

931
00:49:05,857 --> 00:49:08,494
Beautiful?
It's depressing.

932
00:49:09,462 --> 00:49:11,728
All the world's a stage

933
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:14,398
and all the men and women
merely players.

934
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,366
[Jo with actor] They have
their exits and entrances,

935
00:49:16,368 --> 00:49:19,902
and one man in his time
plays many parts.

936
00:49:19,904 --> 00:49:23,440
It is one of Bill's
most depressing soliloquies.

937
00:49:23,442 --> 00:49:29,112
I like to think a life is a bit more
meaningful than playing a part on a stage.

938
00:49:29,114 --> 00:49:34,016
Shining morning face creeping like
a snail unwillingly to school.

939
00:49:34,018 --> 00:49:36,322
- I don't see it that way at all.
- No?

940
00:49:38,456 --> 00:49:40,659
Please enlighten me,
Professor Bhaer.

941
00:49:42,594 --> 00:49:45,596
I think it's about growth
and accepting change.

942
00:49:45,598 --> 00:49:47,197
We come into this world perfect.

943
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:52,469
Then we go through all these stages of
learning, shifting, changing, breaking even.

944
00:49:52,471 --> 00:49:54,570
And we become
something new,

945
00:49:54,572 --> 00:49:59,545
something... far from perfect
but perfectly unique.

946
00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,514
I find that inspiring.

947
00:50:03,516 --> 00:50:06,750
I guess that is one way
to think about it.

948
00:50:06,752 --> 00:50:12,489
"Last scene of all, that
ends this strange history,

949
00:50:12,491 --> 00:50:14,958
is second childishness
and mere oblivion,

950
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:20,532
sans teeth, sans taste,
sans every... thing."

951
00:50:22,168 --> 00:50:23,534
[Laurie] <i>I'm scared.</i>

952
00:50:23,536 --> 00:50:26,103
You have a hundred letters in your hand.
Open 'em. One will be a yes.

953
00:50:26,105 --> 00:50:29,038
I still can't believe
you only applied to one school.

954
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,741
When you're meant for the best,
you don't settle for less.

955
00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:34,076
I'd settle for UMass
Lowell at this point.

956
00:50:34,078 --> 00:50:36,045
Just open them.

957
00:50:36,047 --> 00:50:37,780
[sighs] I can't. You do it.

958
00:50:37,782 --> 00:50:40,420
- Okay.
- Uh, start with this one.

959
00:50:42,188 --> 00:50:43,923
[grunts]
Okay.

960
00:50:47,525 --> 00:50:49,992
Right.
"Mr. Laurie Laurence,

961
00:50:49,994 --> 00:50:52,195
thank you for your application
to Stanford University.

962
00:50:52,197 --> 00:50:56,065
We are pleased to announce your
acceptance for the fall semester."

963
00:50:56,067 --> 00:50:58,469
- I got in?
- Yes! I knew you would.

964
00:50:58,471 --> 00:51:00,540
I can't believe it!

965
00:51:01,940 --> 00:51:03,607
- Yes.
- [laughs]

966
00:51:03,609 --> 00:51:04,942
Let's open the rest.

967
00:51:04,944 --> 00:51:08,078
Oh! Throw 'em away! Burn 'em! I don't care.
I'm going to Stanford!

968
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:08,982
[screams]

969
00:51:10,549 --> 00:51:12,014
Okay, okay.
Your turn.

970
00:51:12,016 --> 00:51:14,217
[sighs]
You do the honors.

971
00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:15,922
[in posh accent]
With pleasure.

972
00:51:20,558 --> 00:51:25,962
"Miss Josephine March, We thank you for
your interest in the University of Oxford.

973
00:51:25,964 --> 00:51:27,699
It is with regret that..."

974
00:51:35,574 --> 00:51:37,976
Jo, I'm sorry.

975
00:51:55,194 --> 00:51:56,496
[sighs]

976
00:52:08,741 --> 00:52:09,842
[yells]

977
00:52:14,013 --> 00:52:16,616
You've got to get goin'. You're
going to miss orientation.

978
00:52:17,882 --> 00:52:20,052
Stanford waits for no man.
[clears throat]

979
00:52:20,886 --> 00:52:22,819
It's not fair.

980
00:52:22,821 --> 00:52:25,221
- You're so much smarter than me.
- It's fine.

981
00:52:25,223 --> 00:52:29,192
I'm gonna hang out here, write a
few novels and hang out with Beth.

982
00:52:29,194 --> 00:52:30,964
You're gonna be back
before we know it.

983
00:52:32,998 --> 00:52:35,534
- I'll text you when I get there.
- Yeah.

984
00:52:39,772 --> 00:52:41,907
Do all the things
for me.

985
00:52:43,976 --> 00:52:44,608
I will.

986
00:52:44,610 --> 00:52:46,742
<i>♪ Come join me ♪</i>

987
00:52:46,744 --> 00:52:49,913
<i>♪ Within the belly
Of the big blue sea ♪</i>

988
00:52:49,915 --> 00:52:54,050
<i>♪ Set a sail
Catch a breeze ♪</i>

989
00:52:54,052 --> 00:52:55,686
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

990
00:52:55,688 --> 00:52:59,088
<i>♪ Don't forget
To fill your suitcase ♪</i>

991
00:52:59,090 --> 00:53:03,192
<i>♪ Now watch it sink 'Cause where
we're going We don't need a thing ♪</i>

992
00:53:03,194 --> 00:53:04,860
See you soon.

993
00:53:04,862 --> 00:53:08,230
<i>♪ Not a map or receipt ♪</i>

994
00:53:08,232 --> 00:53:12,134
<i>♪ 'Cause where we've been
Is who we used to be ♪</i>

995
00:53:12,136 --> 00:53:15,973
<i>♪ We started wrapping
Our regrets in cloth ♪</i>

996
00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:19,679
<i>♪ Are you defined
By all the things you want? ♪</i>

997
00:53:20,813 --> 00:53:24,146
<i>♪ Or did you get caught ♪</i>

998
00:53:24,148 --> 00:53:26,886
<i>♪ Up in the things
That we are not? ♪</i>

999
00:53:54,746 --> 00:53:57,246
It's so good. You have
to go to New York.

1000
00:53:57,248 --> 00:54:00,116
Really? You think so?

1001
00:54:00,118 --> 00:54:01,086
Yes.

1002
00:54:01,987 --> 00:54:05,124
Okay. Was it too much
to kill off Theonia?

1003
00:54:07,025 --> 00:54:08,125
No.

1004
00:54:08,127 --> 00:54:10,862
All the best stories
have some tragedy.

1005
00:54:13,398 --> 00:54:16,233
What if Marek
was actually a girl,

1006
00:54:16,235 --> 00:54:19,168
who dresses up as a boy
to make her journey safer,

1007
00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:22,338
but then by the third act
she can no longer hide?

1008
00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:23,676
Beth.

1009
00:54:25,043 --> 00:54:26,812
That is genius!

1010
00:54:29,415 --> 00:54:32,282
I think that Clarissa should still
fall in love with the Prince.

1011
00:54:32,284 --> 00:54:34,284
It's not a love story!

1012
00:54:34,286 --> 00:54:35,755
Isn't everything?

1013
00:54:37,723 --> 00:54:39,993
Overall, though,
I loved it.

1014
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:44,728
I don't think I'll ever be as good
at anything as you are at writing.

1015
00:54:44,730 --> 00:54:47,766
You're way better
at being a good human.

1016
00:54:48,701 --> 00:54:50,203
I can help you
with that.

1017
00:54:51,436 --> 00:54:53,335
Oh, and piano.

1018
00:54:53,337 --> 00:54:55,739
Mmm.
Can't help you there.

1019
00:54:55,741 --> 00:54:56,773
You're pretty much
hopeless.

1020
00:54:56,775 --> 00:54:58,911
- [scoffs]
- [giggles]

1021
00:54:59,478 --> 00:55:00,780
I just...

1022
00:55:02,313 --> 00:55:06,685
I want to write something that
won't be forgotten after I die.

1023
00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:09,722
You will.

1024
00:55:10,288 --> 00:55:11,723
I know it.

1025
00:55:17,429 --> 00:55:20,163
- It's the one.
- What do you mean?

1026
00:55:20,165 --> 00:55:22,701
You know. The draft to
send out to publishers?

1027
00:55:24,502 --> 00:55:26,503
[grunts]

1028
00:55:26,505 --> 00:55:29,809
Jo. I-I don't...

1029
00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:33,409
- It's not quite ready.
- How do you know?

1030
00:55:33,411 --> 00:55:36,279
You haven't finished it yet.
[scoffs]

1031
00:55:36,281 --> 00:55:37,447
I just know.

1032
00:55:37,449 --> 00:55:40,817
It's a grueling process.
Listen.

1033
00:55:40,819 --> 00:55:44,920
Madeleine L'Engle
racked up 26 rejections

1034
00:55:44,922 --> 00:55:46,155
before <i>Wrinkle</i>
was published.

1035
00:55:46,157 --> 00:55:48,058
Is that supposed to
make me feel better?

1036
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:49,326
It's supposed to
give you perspective.

1037
00:55:49,328 --> 00:55:53,797
Even Freddy Bhaer wrote
an impressive 14 novels

1038
00:55:53,799 --> 00:55:54,931
before he was published.

1039
00:55:54,933 --> 00:55:57,266
Oh, "Freddy Bhaer."
Wow.

1040
00:55:57,268 --> 00:55:59,304
You love throwing your name
in there, right?

1041
00:56:00,772 --> 00:56:03,206
[sighs]
Is it any good?

1042
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:05,509
Some say yes.

1043
00:56:05,511 --> 00:56:08,313
The <i>New Yorker</i> said "lacks
linguistic vision," so...

1044
00:56:09,514 --> 00:56:11,114
You should
read it sometime.

1045
00:56:11,116 --> 00:56:12,185
I will.

1046
00:56:13,418 --> 00:56:16,018
Right after
you send off my draft.

1047
00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:20,292
Maybe... Maybe it's time to
take a break from this one.

1048
00:56:21,826 --> 00:56:23,058
Work on something new.

1049
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,994
Something new?

1050
00:56:24,996 --> 00:56:26,962
I've been working on this
for ten years.

1051
00:56:26,964 --> 00:56:28,799
That's exactly
why it might be helpful

1052
00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:30,866
to try working on something
else for a change.

1053
00:56:30,868 --> 00:56:32,201
So you're not going to help me?

1054
00:56:32,203 --> 00:56:33,869
What do you think
I've been doing?

1055
00:56:33,871 --> 00:56:36,172
I don't know, actually.

1056
00:56:36,174 --> 00:56:39,208
Why do you spend so much time with
me if you don't think I can do it?

1057
00:56:39,210 --> 00:56:41,545
I didn't say that, and I thought
we liked spending time together.

1058
00:56:41,547 --> 00:56:43,282
That's beside the point!

1059
00:56:44,282 --> 00:56:45,982
Is it?

1060
00:56:45,984 --> 00:56:48,154
- [phone vibrates]
- Josephine.

1061
00:56:49,888 --> 00:56:52,087
- I have to go.
- We need to talk about this.

1062
00:56:52,089 --> 00:56:54,226
I don't want to talk about it.

1063
00:56:56,828 --> 00:56:58,161
[door slams]

1064
00:56:58,163 --> 00:56:59,232
[sighs]

1065
00:57:01,266 --> 00:57:04,433
Marmee, I just want to say
before you say anything...

1066
00:57:04,435 --> 00:57:05,904
<i>Listen to me.
It's back.</i>

1067
00:57:06,971 --> 00:57:08,137
[Jo]
You have to eat it!

1068
00:57:08,139 --> 00:57:09,471
[Amy] I don't wanna eat it.
It's so gross!

1069
00:57:09,473 --> 00:57:11,474
[Jo]
You asked for a dare!

1070
00:57:11,476 --> 00:57:12,976
Don't eat it
if you don't want to.

1071
00:57:12,978 --> 00:57:14,076
What the heck,
you guys?

1072
00:57:14,078 --> 00:57:16,246
- Come back.
- Oh, my God!

1073
00:57:16,248 --> 00:57:17,114
Let it go.

1074
00:57:17,116 --> 00:57:20,150
Whatever! I heard
you the first time!

1075
00:57:20,152 --> 00:57:22,085
Okay, okay.
We're going on.

1076
00:57:22,087 --> 00:57:25,387
It's my turn.
It's my turn. Okay.

1077
00:57:25,389 --> 00:57:27,456
Laurie, truth or dare.

1078
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:28,958
- Truth.
- Coward.

1079
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,862
Who do you think
is the prettiest girl here?

1080
00:57:31,864 --> 00:57:33,864
Oh, you are lame.

1081
00:57:33,866 --> 00:57:36,099
Easy. Meg.
No question.

1082
00:57:36,101 --> 00:57:40,637
Now, Brooke, um, what's your
thoughts on the matter? Hmm?

1083
00:57:40,639 --> 00:57:43,172
You know, I only see inner beauty.
So...

1084
00:57:43,174 --> 00:57:45,942
Oh! Okay. All right.
That's enough.

1085
00:57:45,944 --> 00:57:47,543
- [retches]
- Look, she's pretty.

1086
00:57:47,545 --> 00:57:49,246
Inside and out.
We all get it.

1087
00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:51,882
- This is stupid. Let's play Extreme Sardine.
- Yeah!

1088
00:57:51,884 --> 00:57:57,186
I say the last person to find me has
to lick every one of our big toes.

1089
00:57:57,188 --> 00:57:58,255
Oh!

1090
00:57:58,257 --> 00:58:00,357
One, two,

1091
00:58:00,359 --> 00:58:03,960
[all]
three, four, five,

1092
00:58:03,962 --> 00:58:08,398
six, seven, eight, nine,

1093
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,969
[both] ten.

1094
00:58:11,235 --> 00:58:12,237
Oh.

1095
00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:18,910
I see you!

1096
00:58:32,523 --> 00:58:33,993
Jo?

1097
00:58:47,038 --> 00:58:48,907
[taps piano keys]

1098
00:58:58,382 --> 00:59:01,052
[begins playing piano]

1099
00:59:23,407 --> 00:59:26,076
- What do you think you're doing?
- I'm so sorry. The...

1100
00:59:26,078 --> 00:59:29,378
You come in here,
you play my favorite piece,

1101
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:32,051
and you don't have
the decency to finish it?

1102
00:59:33,150 --> 00:59:34,183
Hmm?

1103
00:59:34,185 --> 00:59:35,719
Go.

1104
00:59:35,721 --> 00:59:37,420
I-I'm sorry.

1105
00:59:37,422 --> 00:59:39,755
As well you should be.

1106
00:59:39,757 --> 00:59:43,726
And I think that you should come
over here three days a week

1107
00:59:43,728 --> 00:59:45,964
and play whatever you like.

1108
00:59:47,699 --> 00:59:49,502
Do we have a deal?

1109
00:59:50,402 --> 00:59:52,168
Well, then I...

1110
00:59:52,170 --> 00:59:55,975
I think this calls for a
little Beethoven, don't you?

1111
01:00:12,056 --> 01:00:13,993
[continues playing]

1112
01:01:17,322 --> 01:01:19,558
[doctor]
Chronic myelogenous leukemia.

1113
01:01:20,759 --> 01:01:23,159
Leukemia?

1114
01:01:23,161 --> 01:01:25,063
She's young, so there's
a lot we can do.

1115
01:01:27,299 --> 01:01:29,435
- [whispers] Cancer?
- It's a type of cancer.

1116
01:01:30,402 --> 01:01:33,503
[Marmee] So, okay.
What can we do?

1117
01:01:33,505 --> 01:01:37,474
We want to start with radiation
and chemotherapy immediately.

1118
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:41,543
It will be very hard on her.
She's already quite frail.

1119
01:01:41,545 --> 01:01:45,215
- But she seems like a fighter.
- Do not call her frail!

1120
01:01:45,217 --> 01:01:46,683
You don't even know her!

1121
01:01:46,685 --> 01:01:48,550
Josephine.
Josephine.

1122
01:01:48,552 --> 01:01:51,257
Meg, honey, will you
go get her please? Go.

1123
01:01:52,857 --> 01:01:55,427
- I'm really sorry.
- It's a lot.

1124
01:01:56,761 --> 01:01:58,197
Uhh!

1125
01:02:01,366 --> 01:02:02,435
[yells]

1126
01:02:09,141 --> 01:02:10,476
I'm sorry.

1127
01:02:14,645 --> 01:02:17,582
[monitor beeping]

1128
01:02:33,931 --> 01:02:35,498
[sighs]

1129
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,136
It's gonna be okay.

1130
01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:41,503
What if I get sick too?

1131
01:02:41,505 --> 01:02:45,507
What if I die before
I get to do anything?

1132
01:02:45,509 --> 01:02:50,679
I've never been in love.
I've never had a boyfriend.

1133
01:02:50,681 --> 01:02:52,250
Never even been kissed.

1134
01:02:54,252 --> 01:02:58,257
Hey. You're gonna be okay.

1135
01:03:00,424 --> 01:03:04,194
I promise. You're not gonna
die without being kissed.

1136
01:03:04,196 --> 01:03:05,929
How do you know?

1137
01:03:05,931 --> 01:03:07,465
I just know.

1138
01:03:08,433 --> 01:03:10,400
Even if I have to
do it myself,

1139
01:03:10,402 --> 01:03:11,800
I'm gonna make it happen.

1140
01:03:11,802 --> 01:03:13,936
[chuckling]

1141
01:03:13,938 --> 01:03:15,406
Fine.

1142
01:03:21,813 --> 01:03:24,913
Excuse me, sir, you can't go
past here without signing in.

1143
01:03:24,915 --> 01:03:27,683
I'm not a <i>sir,</i> sir.

1144
01:03:27,685 --> 01:03:31,520
Check your clipboard. Name's Jo March.
I'm already signed in.

1145
01:03:31,522 --> 01:03:34,626
[sighs] You're tired, honey.
I'm sorry.

1146
01:03:36,328 --> 01:03:38,697
- You're looking better though.
- Thanks.

1147
01:03:40,364 --> 01:03:42,599
- Where have you been?
- I was so worried about you.

1148
01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:45,969
Beth, do not worry about me. I'm fine.
I-I'm sorry. I freaked out.

1149
01:03:45,971 --> 01:03:50,572
I know. I-I felt so helpless,
and so I had to do something.

1150
01:03:50,574 --> 01:03:53,275
So I started on the Internet,
didn't know what to do.

1151
01:03:53,277 --> 01:03:56,913
Horrible idea. WebMD
scared the crap out of me.

1152
01:03:56,915 --> 01:04:00,916
And then I started Googling
all these cures and treatments

1153
01:04:00,918 --> 01:04:04,723
and three hours in, I realized
that's not what you need.

1154
01:04:06,023 --> 01:04:11,628
Beth, I know
you're gonna fight this.

1155
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:13,532
And I know
you're gonna beat it.

1156
01:04:14,266 --> 01:04:15,998
You have to.

1157
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,237
So, one thing
that I promise...

1158
01:04:20,471 --> 01:04:24,607
that I'm going to be by your
side for every bit of it.

1159
01:04:24,609 --> 01:04:28,444
So if you have to go on a special
diet of spinach juice and tree bark,

1160
01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:30,380
- I will eat it with you.
- [giggling]

1161
01:04:30,382 --> 01:04:32,614
If you have to bathe
in essential oils twice a day,

1162
01:04:32,616 --> 01:04:36,386
I will join that pyramid scheme,
and I will get you those oils.

1163
01:04:36,388 --> 01:04:40,759
If you're gonna lose
that gorgeous hair...

1164
01:04:44,895 --> 01:04:46,631
well, soldier...

1165
01:04:51,969 --> 01:04:53,503
[gasps]

1166
01:04:53,505 --> 01:04:55,840
I'm losing it with you.

1167
01:04:56,907 --> 01:04:58,444
Wow!

1168
01:04:59,444 --> 01:05:02,011
That's really bald.

1169
01:05:02,013 --> 01:05:03,445
[trembling]

1170
01:05:03,447 --> 01:05:06,516
God, it feels like
the head of an alien.

1171
01:05:06,518 --> 01:05:08,650
[Marmee] What did you do with your hair?
Did you donate it?

1172
01:05:08,652 --> 01:05:11,688
No, Mom. I sold it to pay
for that stupid candy machine.

1173
01:05:11,690 --> 01:05:13,389
Yeah, they've got a good
selection down there.

1174
01:05:13,391 --> 01:05:15,491
- [screams]
- Gosh!

1175
01:05:15,493 --> 01:05:16,826
Jo!

1176
01:05:16,828 --> 01:05:18,895
How did you... Why?

1177
01:05:18,897 --> 01:05:21,299
Your one beauty.

1178
01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:30,609
Honey, cheer up. She's
gonna be all right.

1179
01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:35,078
[Jo] I shouldn't be this upset.

1180
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:40,416
[Marmee] We all are, honey.
Come on, Jo.

1181
01:05:40,418 --> 01:05:41,753
It's natural.

1182
01:05:44,989 --> 01:05:47,857
It's okay to be upset. I know
she means the world to you.

1183
01:05:47,859 --> 01:05:51,694
No, it's... I never
realized how ugly I am.

1184
01:05:51,696 --> 01:05:54,130
Oh, honey,
your hair will grow back.

1185
01:05:54,132 --> 01:05:56,632
Not for forever.

1186
01:05:56,634 --> 01:05:59,000
Trust me, when you
look back at this time,

1187
01:05:59,002 --> 01:06:00,672
you're not gonna care
how you looked.

1188
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:06,679
Besides. What's the most important
is the workings of your mind.

1189
01:06:07,444 --> 01:06:10,348
Your humor, your kindness.

1190
01:06:10,982 --> 01:06:12,518
Your courage.

1191
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,457
Don't tell Bethy, okay?

1192
01:06:20,692 --> 01:06:22,525
Of course not.

1193
01:06:22,527 --> 01:06:24,897
She's lucky to have you.

1194
01:06:25,996 --> 01:06:28,466
- Are you all ready?
- Yeah.

1195
01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:30,866
Oh, they're coming.

1196
01:06:30,868 --> 01:06:33,902
<i>♪ Deck the halls
With bows of holly ♪</i>

1197
01:06:33,904 --> 01:06:37,639
<i>♪ Fa-la la-la-la
La-la la-la ♪</i>

1198
01:06:37,641 --> 01:06:40,942
<i>♪ 'Tis the season
To be jolly ♪</i>

1199
01:06:40,944 --> 01:06:44,713
<i>♪ Fa-la la-la-la
La-la la-la ♪</i>

1200
01:06:44,715 --> 01:06:48,683
- <i>♪ Don we now... ♪</i>
- Uh, we've gotta open...

1201
01:06:48,685 --> 01:06:51,020
I think we could use
some accompaniment.

1202
01:06:51,022 --> 01:06:52,857
Would you do the honors?

1203
01:06:55,759 --> 01:06:57,628
[Mr. Laurence]
Merry Christmas.

1204
01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:09,771
Thank you, Mr. Laurence.

1205
01:07:09,773 --> 01:07:12,808
Of course. Here.

1206
01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:14,513
Play something.

1207
01:07:20,918 --> 01:07:24,219
- Can we do "Angels"?
- Yeah, of course.

1208
01:07:24,221 --> 01:07:25,255
[begins playing]

1209
01:07:25,257 --> 01:07:29,525
<i>♪ Angels we have heard
On high ♪</i>

1210
01:07:29,527 --> 01:07:32,494
<i>♪ Singing sweetly ♪</i>

1211
01:07:32,496 --> 01:07:36,435
[no audible dialogue]

1212
01:07:50,547 --> 01:07:54,116
<i>♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪</i>

1213
01:07:54,118 --> 01:07:56,018
[all clamoring]

1214
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,820
Dad!

1215
01:07:58,822 --> 01:08:00,993
- Oh! Honey!
- Oh.

1216
01:08:08,565 --> 01:08:11,035
Bethy. Hey, my girl.

1217
01:08:12,603 --> 01:08:16,204
Look at us,
a couple wounded soldiers.

1218
01:08:16,206 --> 01:08:19,175
- I miss you, Dad.
- I've missed you so much.

1219
01:08:19,177 --> 01:08:21,810
I love you.

1220
01:08:21,812 --> 01:08:26,114
Oh, I've missed you guys
so much.

1221
01:08:26,116 --> 01:08:28,020
Oh, how I've missed
my little women.

1222
01:08:38,663 --> 01:08:40,262
[Jo's voice]
<i>Hey, Bethy, it's me.</i>

1223
01:08:40,264 --> 01:08:42,732
<i>I am on the train back home.</i>

1224
01:08:42,734 --> 01:08:44,934
<i>Don't worry. You beat this once,</i>

1225
01:08:44,936 --> 01:08:48,703
<i>and you are going to
beat it again. Okay?</i>

1226
01:08:48,705 --> 01:08:51,476
<i>I love you.
I'll be there soon.</i>

1227
01:08:55,946 --> 01:08:58,948
[Meg's voice] <i>It'll be summer, Beth
is in remission. It's perfect timing.</i>

1228
01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:01,951
[Jo's voice] <i>We weren't supposed to
get married until we're 30, Meg!</i>

1229
01:09:01,953 --> 01:09:05,921
- You broke the oath!
- It was a stupid oath that we made when we were kids.

1230
01:09:05,923 --> 01:09:08,823
Why do you even want
to get married?

1231
01:09:08,825 --> 01:09:12,627
We don't live in the 1700s. We
don't have to rely on men anymore.

1232
01:09:12,629 --> 01:09:15,096
- Because I love him.
- Oh, how do you even know?

1233
01:09:15,098 --> 01:09:18,634
Look, I just know. And I
really need you to support me.

1234
01:09:18,636 --> 01:09:19,705
Well, I can't.

1235
01:09:20,804 --> 01:09:22,171
I know you don't understand

1236
01:09:22,173 --> 01:09:25,274
why I wanna be a mom and
get married and have kids,

1237
01:09:25,276 --> 01:09:26,609
but it's what I want.

1238
01:09:26,611 --> 01:09:28,610
I don't believe you.

1239
01:09:28,612 --> 01:09:31,314
It's not your castle.
It's mine.

1240
01:09:31,316 --> 01:09:33,315
Meg, just remember this.

1241
01:09:33,317 --> 01:09:37,052
One day when you're 40 years
old, you're gonna wake up

1242
01:09:37,054 --> 01:09:40,055
and you're gonna look at
your wrinkly face in the mirror,

1243
01:09:40,057 --> 01:09:45,760
and you're gonna ask yourself,
"What did I do with my life,

1244
01:09:45,762 --> 01:09:49,799
except give up everything
for a man?"

1245
01:09:49,801 --> 01:09:55,203
How dare you belittle
my life and my dreams?

1246
01:09:55,205 --> 01:09:58,640
I have always been there for you with
your work and all of your ambitions,

1247
01:09:58,642 --> 01:10:01,042
no matter how insane
they seemed to me.

1248
01:10:01,044 --> 01:10:04,980
I'm not asking you to change,
all I'm asking... Jo!

1249
01:10:04,982 --> 01:10:06,782
[sighs]

1250
01:10:06,784 --> 01:10:10,920
All I'm asking is that you
be by my side for one day

1251
01:10:10,922 --> 01:10:14,959
to support me in the life I have
chosen to live, without judgment.

1252
01:10:15,994 --> 01:10:17,963
You seriously can't
give me that?

1253
01:10:20,731 --> 01:10:22,833
How selfish are you?

1254
01:10:39,917 --> 01:10:44,119
Dove's right.
We're growing up.

1255
01:10:44,121 --> 01:10:45,320
You have to deal with that.

1256
01:10:45,322 --> 01:10:49,257
So, I'm just supposed to sit
around, let her ruin her life?

1257
01:10:49,259 --> 01:10:53,931
Well, that's the point.
It's her life, it's not yours.

1258
01:10:57,401 --> 01:11:00,202
She's going to regret this.

1259
01:11:00,204 --> 01:11:02,941
If you don't go to this wedding,
you will regret it.

1260
01:11:23,261 --> 01:11:27,833
[no audible dialogue]

1261
01:12:41,338 --> 01:12:46,108
[Jo] A toast to the college grad!
You're a real Stanford man now.

1262
01:12:46,110 --> 01:12:48,377
[Laurie]
Cheers to a piece of paper.

1263
01:12:48,379 --> 01:12:51,113
- So, what's next?
- I don't know.

1264
01:12:51,115 --> 01:12:54,949
Part of me wants to just chill
out and work on my music,

1265
01:12:54,951 --> 01:12:58,988
but there's so much pressure
to go out and get a real job.

1266
01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:01,290
Grandpa wants me to move
to London

1267
01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:04,960
and learn the exciting world
of bond trading.

1268
01:13:04,962 --> 01:13:08,329
No, that is awesome.
You have to do it.

1269
01:13:08,331 --> 01:13:09,931
But what about my music?

1270
01:13:09,933 --> 01:13:12,568
Do both. It's London.

1271
01:13:12,570 --> 01:13:15,907
Come on.
You can't pass it up.

1272
01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:21,877
- Come with me.
- [scoffs] Okay.

1273
01:13:21,879 --> 01:13:24,913
You know I want to, but I can't.
Not yet anyway.

1274
01:13:24,915 --> 01:13:28,917
Why not? You've always said you
wanted to get out of here, so do it.

1275
01:13:28,919 --> 01:13:32,289
I have classes at Lowell.

1276
01:13:34,191 --> 01:13:37,128
I-I cannot be
that far from Beth.

1277
01:13:41,164 --> 01:13:43,998
What if we both go
to New York instead?

1278
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,905
- You hate New York.
- So what?

1279
01:13:47,838 --> 01:13:49,305
It's closer to the family.

1280
01:13:49,307 --> 01:13:51,172
Then we could be together.

1281
01:13:51,174 --> 01:13:52,474
No.

1282
01:13:52,476 --> 01:13:55,243
No. You need to go
to Europe.

1283
01:13:55,245 --> 01:13:58,948
- Do not change your plans for me.
- But I want to be with you.

1284
01:13:58,950 --> 01:14:03,018
I will come visit you
whenever I can.

1285
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:07,057
Jo, listen to me.
I want to be with you.

1286
01:14:10,294 --> 01:14:11,263
What?

1287
01:14:12,597 --> 01:14:14,833
I love you, Jo March.

1288
01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:17,369
Whoa! Wha...

1289
01:14:19,203 --> 01:14:21,871
Okay, okay. Don't be stubborn
because I know you love me too.

1290
01:14:21,873 --> 01:14:23,375
- I do, but...
- But what?

1291
01:14:24,609 --> 01:14:27,009
- You're like my brother.
- But I'm not.

1292
01:14:27,011 --> 01:14:30,112
- But I don't love you like that.
- Yes, you do.

1293
01:14:30,114 --> 01:14:32,247
Jo, I'm your favorite person
in this whole world.

1294
01:14:32,249 --> 01:14:36,051
Yeah, you-you are,
but it's... it's...

1295
01:14:36,053 --> 01:14:39,188
No, what we have is... It
is not that kind of love.

1296
01:14:39,190 --> 01:14:42,323
- It's...
- Because you won't...

1297
01:14:42,325 --> 01:14:47,429
It's not you, Laurie. It's just I don't
know if that's what I want, Laurie.

1298
01:14:47,431 --> 01:14:48,963
- Yes, you do.
- With anyone ever!

1299
01:14:48,965 --> 01:14:51,433
- No, I don't!
- Yes, you will! One day you will!

1300
01:14:51,435 --> 01:14:53,237
You're gonna find someone...

1301
01:14:54,371 --> 01:14:58,109
that's gonna make it impossible
for you to say no.

1302
01:15:01,445 --> 01:15:03,979
It's just not gonna be me.

1303
01:15:03,981 --> 01:15:07,052
Laurie, it's... Laurie!

1304
01:15:12,455 --> 01:15:14,426
Laurie!

1305
01:15:19,629 --> 01:15:21,529
<i>Hey, Freddy, it's Jo.</i>

1306
01:15:21,531 --> 01:15:25,266
<i>I had some family stuff come up, so
I'm gonna be going home for a while.</i>

1307
01:15:25,268 --> 01:15:28,269
<i>Hopefully, I'll see you
after the holidays.</i>

1308
01:15:28,271 --> 01:15:30,405
[Meg] It seems like
we're missing something.

1309
01:15:30,407 --> 01:15:32,140
[Brooke] That's not it.

1310
01:15:32,142 --> 01:15:34,310
- No, the other one.
- Which one?

1311
01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:36,010
Yeah.

1312
01:15:36,012 --> 01:15:38,546
Wow. It looks so great.

1313
01:15:38,548 --> 01:15:41,283
- I think we're good, right?
- No. No, not yet, honey.

1314
01:15:41,285 --> 01:15:45,023
Could you find a home
for this?

1315
01:15:47,290 --> 01:15:48,556
[clears throat]

1316
01:15:48,558 --> 01:15:50,326
[both] Jo!

1317
01:15:50,328 --> 01:15:51,993
Hi!

1318
01:15:51,995 --> 01:15:53,295
Are you kidding me?

1319
01:15:53,297 --> 01:15:55,197
- [laughing]
- And it's twins. So...

1320
01:15:55,199 --> 01:15:58,967
- Why didn't you tell me?
- I wanted to surprise you.

1321
01:15:58,969 --> 01:16:02,171
Oh, please! You wanted
to see my reaction.

1322
01:16:02,173 --> 01:16:03,572
Oh.

1323
01:16:03,574 --> 01:16:05,207
It was entertaining.

1324
01:16:05,209 --> 01:16:09,281
- Oh, Marmee.
- Welcome home, Jo! Welcome home, baby.

1325
01:16:10,614 --> 01:16:13,748
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1326
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,387
Where is she?

1327
01:16:18,188 --> 01:16:21,357
- What you been up to?
- You know me.

1328
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:24,525
Out every night,
hittin' the club.

1329
01:16:24,527 --> 01:16:27,729
[beatboxing]

1330
01:16:27,731 --> 01:16:29,967
[both laugh]

1331
01:16:31,569 --> 01:16:33,702
I've missed you.

1332
01:16:33,704 --> 01:16:38,340
I mean, I don't miss waking up at 3:00 a.m.
every morning to:

1333
01:16:38,342 --> 01:16:43,214
"Beth. Beth, do you think
Lithgo is a good pirate name?"

1334
01:16:44,714 --> 01:16:46,217
It's not.

1335
01:16:49,352 --> 01:16:51,522
I'm sorry I haven't
visited in a while.

1336
01:16:53,023 --> 01:16:55,090
That's okay.

1337
01:16:55,092 --> 01:17:00,331
You're out making your mark
in <i>New York City.</i>

1338
01:17:01,365 --> 01:17:03,465
So proud of you.

1339
01:17:03,467 --> 01:17:06,301
Waking up every morning
in a city full of...

1340
01:17:06,303 --> 01:17:07,472
I hate it.

1341
01:17:09,106 --> 01:17:11,573
- I thought you loved it.
- No.

1342
01:17:11,575 --> 01:17:14,275
Well, it's New York.
Everybody says they love it.

1343
01:17:14,277 --> 01:17:17,115
You have to,
but nobody really does.

1344
01:17:19,049 --> 01:17:23,652
I thought I would feel inspired, but
instead of bringing out my creativity,

1345
01:17:23,654 --> 01:17:27,189
- it brings out my anger issues.
- Uh-oh.

1346
01:17:27,191 --> 01:17:31,225
Sometimes when I'm
walking up the subway steps,

1347
01:17:31,227 --> 01:17:34,128
and people are shoving
and on their phones,

1348
01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,665
I just want to grab them
by the shoulders and scream,

1349
01:17:36,667 --> 01:17:43,771
"Do you know there is a big,
spacious green world out there?"

1350
01:17:43,773 --> 01:17:45,343
You don't though, right?

1351
01:17:46,643 --> 01:17:53,051
One time, to a really nice
Chinese man named Han.

1352
01:17:54,451 --> 01:17:57,752
And, apparently, everybody's
dream is to be a writer.

1353
01:17:57,754 --> 01:18:01,857
Except Han. He's a fishmonger,
and he's doing great.

1354
01:18:01,859 --> 01:18:03,428
I just...

1355
01:18:05,161 --> 01:18:07,197
don't think I can compete.

1356
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,233
You're the best writer
I know.

1357
01:18:11,235 --> 01:18:15,703
Well, no offense,
but you don't get out much.

1358
01:18:15,705 --> 01:18:18,306
[both laugh]

1359
01:18:18,308 --> 01:18:21,710
[Jo] Still think there's some
pretty juicy secrets in here.

1360
01:18:21,712 --> 01:18:24,212
Don't even think
about it.

1361
01:18:24,214 --> 01:18:27,582
I'm pretty sure we've
outgrown the club rules.

1362
01:18:27,584 --> 01:18:31,487
- Maybe you old hags have.
- [gasps] Amy! You made it!

1363
01:18:31,489 --> 01:18:33,454
Ooh.

1364
01:18:33,456 --> 01:18:37,126
You seriously look like this
after an international flight?

1365
01:18:37,128 --> 01:18:39,130
It was the longest flight
of my life.

1366
01:18:40,530 --> 01:18:41,762
[laughs]

1367
01:18:41,764 --> 01:18:43,200
- [Beth] Amy.
- Beth!

1368
01:18:47,471 --> 01:18:50,538
- I missed you.
- I missed you more.

1369
01:18:50,540 --> 01:18:55,610
Mm! Whoa! We do not fit
on this like we used to.

1370
01:18:55,612 --> 01:18:58,479
Amy, I want to hear
all about Oxford.

1371
01:18:58,481 --> 01:19:01,350
One semester left, and already
two different galleries

1372
01:19:01,352 --> 01:19:03,351
wanna buy my Haslemere
landscape series.

1373
01:19:03,353 --> 01:19:04,786
What about the
"Watching Deer Triptych"?

1374
01:19:04,788 --> 01:19:06,921
- Oh, that's my favorite!
- The what?

1375
01:19:06,923 --> 01:19:09,224
So, last week, I met
with the Lisson Gallery,

1376
01:19:09,226 --> 01:19:13,228
- and they seem interested.
- That's so exciting!

1377
01:19:13,230 --> 01:19:17,466
Wait, what? The what gallery? Why do I
not know what you're talking about?

1378
01:19:17,468 --> 01:19:19,734
If you answered your phone,
you would know.

1379
01:19:19,736 --> 01:19:21,636
Wait. Who dug this out?

1380
01:19:21,638 --> 01:19:23,305
Oh...

1381
01:19:23,307 --> 01:19:26,377
I always want to read through
it when I'm here alone.

1382
01:19:29,746 --> 01:19:31,345
Oh, my gosh.

1383
01:19:31,347 --> 01:19:32,382
What?

1384
01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:34,384
Okay.

1385
01:19:35,486 --> 01:19:37,952
I think it's time
to share this one.

1386
01:19:37,954 --> 01:19:42,558
<i>♪ I'm not afraid
Of the storm ♪</i>

1387
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,394
So, I guess now I know why you
joined the home-schooled crew.

1388
01:19:45,396 --> 01:19:48,396
Yep. And now you know why I
used to clip little pug nose.

1389
01:19:48,398 --> 01:19:50,498
I miss your
little pug nose.

1390
01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,737
- <i>♪ As they made ♪</i>
- [no audible dialogue]

1391
01:19:56,373 --> 01:19:58,774
- <i>♪ In your heart ♪</i>
- I had such a crush on him.

1392
01:19:58,776 --> 01:20:00,841
You had a crush
on everybody.

1393
01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:02,277
Hey!

1394
01:20:02,279 --> 01:20:04,579
[Meg] <i>Prom.
The year you didn't come.</i>

1395
01:20:04,581 --> 01:20:10,551
[Jo] <i>Chasing wine coolers with
Jägermeister? Rookie mistake</i>

1396
01:20:10,553 --> 01:20:11,619
[all laugh]

1397
01:20:11,621 --> 01:20:14,422
[Jo] <i>It was the best
of Christmases.</i>

1398
01:20:14,424 --> 01:20:16,390
<i>It was the worst
of Christmases.</i>

1399
01:20:16,392 --> 01:20:18,393
[Beth] <i>It seems like
it was yesterday.</i>

1400
01:20:18,395 --> 01:20:21,331
- <i>When did we get so old?</i>
- [Amy] <i>Speak for yourself!</i>

1401
01:20:22,398 --> 01:20:24,632
<i>♪ All of our stories ♪</i>

1402
01:20:24,634 --> 01:20:27,402
Oh, he still hates
when you call him that.

1403
01:20:27,404 --> 01:20:30,439
Then I will continue
to do so.

1404
01:20:30,441 --> 01:20:32,774
I'm just glad
you speak to him at all.

1405
01:20:32,776 --> 01:20:36,345
I think it should be illegal for
anybody under 30 to get married.

1406
01:20:36,347 --> 01:20:39,848
Well, you're almost there,
so... any prospects?

1407
01:20:39,850 --> 01:20:42,783
No. Not you too?

1408
01:20:42,785 --> 01:20:47,256
I'm just curious. And
vicariously living through you.

1409
01:20:47,258 --> 01:20:49,591
Hey, Jo. Do you mind
helping me with dinner?

1410
01:20:49,593 --> 01:20:53,327
Oh, sorry. We're working
on our "Heart and Soul" duet.

1411
01:20:53,329 --> 01:20:55,497
Really gonna wow
everyone this year.

1412
01:20:55,499 --> 01:20:58,567
- Just come help me, please.
- Put me on trash duty.

1413
01:20:58,569 --> 01:21:00,405
Jo, please.

1414
01:21:02,673 --> 01:21:04,739
[Jo] I thought you
needed my help.

1415
01:21:04,741 --> 01:21:07,376
[Amy] I just said that because I
wanted to be alone for a minute.

1416
01:21:07,378 --> 01:21:09,543
Is everything okay?

1417
01:21:09,545 --> 01:21:11,579
Yeah. I just wanted to catch up.

1418
01:21:11,581 --> 01:21:13,748
There's so much
going on in both our lives

1419
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:16,551
that I don't even know what we
don't know about each other.

1420
01:21:16,553 --> 01:21:18,723
- You know what I mean?
- Not really.

1421
01:21:20,023 --> 01:21:21,491
[forced laugh]

1422
01:21:23,893 --> 01:21:25,629
Okay, um...

1423
01:21:27,063 --> 01:21:30,931
I wanted to tell you
about me and...

1424
01:21:30,933 --> 01:21:32,967
[Meg] Laurie, you made it!

1425
01:21:32,969 --> 01:21:34,638
Laurie?

1426
01:21:36,039 --> 01:21:37,973
- It's so good to see you.
- You too.

1427
01:21:37,975 --> 01:21:39,440
Laurie.

1428
01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:40,775
Jo.

1429
01:21:40,777 --> 01:21:41,976
[screams]

1430
01:21:41,978 --> 01:21:44,613
[both laughing]

1431
01:21:44,615 --> 01:21:46,681
Laurie, I thought you
couldn't come till later.

1432
01:21:46,683 --> 01:21:50,051
I caught an earlier flight.
I wanted to surprise you guys.

1433
01:21:50,053 --> 01:21:51,853
Well, we are
definitely surprised.

1434
01:21:51,855 --> 01:21:55,857
I am so glad you're here.
Now it feels like Christmas.

1435
01:21:55,859 --> 01:21:57,359
- Hey, Laurie.
- Oh, my Bethy.

1436
01:21:57,361 --> 01:21:59,427
- Mmm.
- How are you?

1437
01:21:59,429 --> 01:22:03,064
You know me. Just happy
that everyone's home.

1438
01:22:03,066 --> 01:22:05,100
I missed my platoon.

1439
01:22:05,102 --> 01:22:09,837
Okay. What's new? I have not
talked to you in, like, forever!

1440
01:22:09,839 --> 01:22:13,841
You mean the last four e-mails that I
sent you that you didn't write back?

1441
01:22:13,843 --> 01:22:16,845
You know I'm better in person.

1442
01:22:16,847 --> 01:22:20,948
Come on. Tell me everything.
Spare me no details. None.

1443
01:22:20,950 --> 01:22:22,486
You first.

1444
01:22:27,825 --> 01:22:30,762
[no audible dialogue]

1445
01:22:53,584 --> 01:22:55,417
You know you're gonna
be a grandpa soon.

1446
01:22:55,419 --> 01:22:57,452
- If it's a girl...
- Grandpa? No.

1447
01:22:57,454 --> 01:22:59,787
[Marmee] We're gonna be
grandparents, guys!

1448
01:22:59,789 --> 01:23:03,625
- I'm not ready for that. I'm not ready for Grandpa.
- Twice as good.

1449
01:23:03,627 --> 01:23:06,127
I wanna hear about the business.
How's the...

1450
01:23:06,129 --> 01:23:07,528
You know, business is good.

1451
01:23:07,530 --> 01:23:09,064
[Jo]
He's lying!

1452
01:23:09,066 --> 01:23:12,400
He's a working man now. It's
respectable to be a working man.

1453
01:23:12,402 --> 01:23:15,103
I... I, uh, I can't complain.

1454
01:23:15,105 --> 01:23:16,904
[Meg] Are you
still doing your music?

1455
01:23:16,906 --> 01:23:18,473
You know, I can't complain.

1456
01:23:18,475 --> 01:23:21,409
- [everyone laughs]
- Gotcha. Gotcha.

1457
01:23:21,411 --> 01:23:22,778
You okay?

1458
01:23:22,780 --> 01:23:25,646
Oops. Merry Christmas,
my pretties.

1459
01:23:25,648 --> 01:23:27,482
- [all yelling]
- Aunt March!

1460
01:23:27,484 --> 01:23:29,518
- Hey!
- [Jo] What are you doing here?

1461
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,818
What a surprise.

1462
01:23:30,820 --> 01:23:32,921
What happened to
your seniors cruise?

1463
01:23:32,923 --> 01:23:34,922
Well, I don't know.

1464
01:23:34,924 --> 01:23:38,693
I suppose the Danube has lost
its luster in my old age.

1465
01:23:38,695 --> 01:23:42,764
Aunt March, I think
that you're the only person

1466
01:23:42,766 --> 01:23:45,634
in the history of time that's
ever gotten bored with Europe.

1467
01:23:45,636 --> 01:23:48,702
- Besides Marco Polo.
- And Christopher Columbus.

1468
01:23:48,704 --> 01:23:51,006
- Countless immigrants also.
- Mm-hmm.

1469
01:23:51,008 --> 01:23:52,640
- The Vikings.
- The Beatles.

1470
01:23:52,642 --> 01:23:54,643
- One Direction.
- Tons of people, really.

1471
01:23:54,645 --> 01:23:57,112
Yeah, I get it.
Okay, got it. Ha ha!

1472
01:23:57,114 --> 01:23:58,680
Josephine,
this is for you.

1473
01:23:58,682 --> 01:23:59,848
You shouldn't have.
What?

1474
01:23:59,850 --> 01:24:02,516
I didn't. I found it
on your doorstep.

1475
01:24:02,518 --> 01:24:04,552
- Oh.
- Nearly tripped over it

1476
01:24:04,554 --> 01:24:06,220
when I went to pick up
your mail.

1477
01:24:06,222 --> 01:24:08,523
Can't say "Grandpa."
Somethin' else.

1478
01:24:08,525 --> 01:24:11,827
Pappy, pappy.
Poppy, Pop-pop.

1479
01:24:11,829 --> 01:24:12,864
Look at that.

1480
01:24:19,937 --> 01:24:21,101
[Marmee]
Who's it from?

1481
01:24:21,103 --> 01:24:23,204
Ooh. Who's Freddy?

1482
01:24:23,206 --> 01:24:25,172
Are you 12?

1483
01:24:25,174 --> 01:24:27,074
[Meg]
What does the note say?

1484
01:24:27,076 --> 01:24:29,944
It said,
"When life is rough..."

1485
01:24:29,946 --> 01:24:32,213
That's all I got to
before she slammed it shut.

1486
01:24:32,215 --> 01:24:34,515
[Papa March] All right, take it easy.
She's not gonna tell you.

1487
01:24:34,517 --> 01:24:35,917
You little cheat!

1488
01:24:35,919 --> 01:24:38,019
She'll tell me. Right?

1489
01:24:38,021 --> 01:24:39,554
- Yeah.
- Don't even try it.

1490
01:24:39,556 --> 01:24:40,921
- I'm not telling you.
- Come on.

1491
01:24:40,923 --> 01:24:42,556
- No.
- Jo, you always...

1492
01:24:42,558 --> 01:24:45,793
- I'm not telling anyone!
- You always tell your dad.

1493
01:24:45,795 --> 01:24:48,997
It's literally nothing.
There's nothing to tell!

1494
01:24:48,999 --> 01:24:51,936
- It's seriously nothing.
- Leave her alone.

1495
01:24:53,136 --> 01:24:56,070
It's probably from that
professor she's been seeing.

1496
01:24:56,072 --> 01:24:57,605
- Oh.
- [together] What?

1497
01:24:57,607 --> 01:24:59,573
- Professor?
- [Papa March] How old is this professor?

1498
01:24:59,575 --> 01:25:02,743
No, no, no, no.

1499
01:25:02,745 --> 01:25:06,915
We are not seeing each other.
He is a professor at Columbia

1500
01:25:06,917 --> 01:25:10,252
who is interested in my writing.
That's is all.

1501
01:25:10,254 --> 01:25:12,253
Jo, that's so exciting.

1502
01:25:12,255 --> 01:25:15,155
Is he also interested
in you?

1503
01:25:15,157 --> 01:25:17,725
No. It's strictly professional.

1504
01:25:17,727 --> 01:25:21,195
- Then why would he send you a package on Christmas Eve?
- That's a good point.

1505
01:25:21,197 --> 01:25:23,532
Because it's Christmas,

1506
01:25:23,534 --> 01:25:25,600
and you give people presents
on Christmas.

1507
01:25:25,602 --> 01:25:27,801
He sent me a Christmas present!

1508
01:25:27,803 --> 01:25:31,605
Why is that so hard to understand?
Is that okay with everybody?

1509
01:25:31,607 --> 01:25:33,274
That's very okay.
That is totally fine.

1510
01:25:33,276 --> 01:25:35,543
Come on.
No, I don't think so.

1511
01:25:35,545 --> 01:25:39,146
You're children.
All of you.

1512
01:25:39,148 --> 01:25:41,882
Especially Dad.
All of you!

1513
01:25:41,884 --> 01:25:44,786
No. That's great that he likes your
writing. He's a very smart man.

1514
01:25:44,788 --> 01:25:48,023
I wouldn't say that he likes it.

1515
01:25:48,025 --> 01:25:52,060
Every time I send him a draft, he sends
me pages and pages and pages of notes.

1516
01:25:52,062 --> 01:25:56,634
But I guess no matter how many drafts
I send, he still reads them, so...

1517
01:25:57,968 --> 01:25:59,935
Well, then he definitely
has a crush on you.

1518
01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:02,770
All right.
All right, I'm done. Out!

1519
01:26:02,772 --> 01:26:06,875
Hey, Jo.
You get back in that seat.

1520
01:26:06,877 --> 01:26:10,882
- Move, move!
- Sit down. We're just teasing you.

1521
01:26:12,648 --> 01:26:13,881
We're just interested
in your life.

1522
01:26:13,883 --> 01:26:16,650
Then stop trying
to freak me out.

1523
01:26:16,652 --> 01:26:17,851
[Papa March] All right, Joe.

1524
01:26:17,853 --> 01:26:19,988
Maybe you're just
overthinking this a bit.

1525
01:26:19,990 --> 01:26:22,256
Not every guy
has alterior motives.

1526
01:26:22,258 --> 01:26:25,092
"Ulterior."
"Ul" with a "U." It...

1527
01:26:25,094 --> 01:26:27,761
- You know what I meant.
- If you're gonna make a point, use the right word.

1528
01:26:27,763 --> 01:26:30,534
Laurie always read your stuff.
He was always just a friend.

1529
01:26:33,736 --> 01:26:38,340
Yeah. Maybe he's just a normal guy who just
so happens to be into mythopoeic fables.

1530
01:26:38,342 --> 01:26:40,274
- Yeah.
- [Laurie] You know?

1531
01:26:40,276 --> 01:26:43,043
Yes.

1532
01:26:43,045 --> 01:26:47,616
A toast. To Jo's novel,
and its inevitable success.

1533
01:26:47,618 --> 01:26:49,184
- Cheers.
- Cheers to Jo.

1534
01:26:49,186 --> 01:26:51,286
[all] Cheers.

1535
01:26:51,288 --> 01:26:56,157
And to Freddy. May his intentions be
pure and his heart not be broken.

1536
01:26:56,159 --> 01:26:58,926
I am not cheersing to that.

1537
01:26:58,928 --> 01:27:02,697
No! I am not... I am
not cheersing to that!

1538
01:27:02,699 --> 01:27:05,100
I am not cheersing!
Stop! I'm not!

1539
01:27:05,102 --> 01:27:06,704
[Jo] No!

1540
01:27:09,106 --> 01:27:10,404
Cheers.

1541
01:27:10,406 --> 01:27:12,075
[Laurie] That was a
good one, Marmee.

1542
01:27:16,112 --> 01:27:17,048
[text sends]

1543
01:27:53,883 --> 01:27:54,819
[sighs]

1544
01:28:10,299 --> 01:28:11,668
[glass shatters]

1545
01:28:12,369 --> 01:28:13,400
[gasps]

1546
01:28:13,402 --> 01:28:15,436
Amy, are you okay?

1547
01:28:15,438 --> 01:28:17,439
Yeah.
I'm such a klutz.

1548
01:28:17,441 --> 01:28:20,111
- Oh, my... You're bleeding.
- I know.

1549
01:28:29,486 --> 01:28:33,657
[Amy] Jo! Come back!
Please just talk to me!

1550
01:28:34,725 --> 01:28:36,160
Let me explain.

1551
01:28:38,294 --> 01:28:42,796
He's been in London. So, of course
we've been seeing a lot of each other.

1552
01:28:42,798 --> 01:28:45,466
At first,
it was just as friends,

1553
01:28:45,468 --> 01:28:48,470
but then at some point,
it changed.

1554
01:28:48,472 --> 01:28:50,007
So, what?
You're dating now?

1555
01:28:51,074 --> 01:28:54,042
I know this must be
so weird for you.

1556
01:28:54,044 --> 01:28:56,147
At first it was weird
for me too...

1557
01:28:57,981 --> 01:28:59,850
but please
don't be mad at me.

1558
01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:03,254
Do you love him?

1559
01:29:04,187 --> 01:29:05,890
I think I always have.

1560
01:29:07,356 --> 01:29:08,892
And how does he feel?

1561
01:29:09,459 --> 01:29:11,792
The same.

1562
01:29:11,794 --> 01:29:14,065
At least that's what
he tells me.

1563
01:29:19,369 --> 01:29:22,237
Then, I'm happy for you.

1564
01:29:22,239 --> 01:29:23,438
You are?

1565
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:25,076
Of course.

1566
01:29:30,213 --> 01:29:33,148
That stinkin' Laurie.

1567
01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:37,818
He has been trying to weasel his way
into this family since day one.

1568
01:29:37,820 --> 01:29:40,988
[singing, faint]

1569
01:29:40,990 --> 01:29:45,894
<i>♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪</i>

1570
01:29:45,896 --> 01:29:50,000
<i>♪ Gloria ♪</i>

1571
01:29:56,306 --> 01:30:03,114
<i>♪ In Excelsis Deo ♪</i>

1572
01:30:09,419 --> 01:30:11,286
Did you know?

1573
01:30:11,288 --> 01:30:13,320
No.

1574
01:30:13,322 --> 01:30:15,258
I think
everybody else did.

1575
01:30:16,426 --> 01:30:19,560
[scoffs]

1576
01:30:19,562 --> 01:30:21,097
Wow.

1577
01:30:22,932 --> 01:30:25,902
I think they were nervous
about how you would react.

1578
01:30:30,472 --> 01:30:32,909
Why did she
have to choose him?

1579
01:30:33,977 --> 01:30:36,180
I know he's amazing.

1580
01:30:38,315 --> 01:30:39,917
Why my Laurie?

1581
01:30:41,351 --> 01:30:43,585
You didn't want him.

1582
01:30:43,587 --> 01:30:46,924
Yeah, but I didn't want anyone
else to have him either.

1583
01:30:48,859 --> 01:30:50,361
Especially not Amy.

1584
01:30:51,928 --> 01:30:54,628
My baby sister
who has everything,

1585
01:30:54,630 --> 01:30:58,067
whose life
I'm completely jealous of.

1586
01:31:01,170 --> 01:31:04,174
We each have our own
paths to our castles.

1587
01:31:05,241 --> 01:31:07,908
Remember?

1588
01:31:07,910 --> 01:31:09,946
There's no competition here.

1589
01:31:26,329 --> 01:31:28,098
You're my person.

1590
01:31:32,369 --> 01:31:33,971
Meg has Brooke.

1591
01:31:35,371 --> 01:31:37,040
Marmee has Dad.

1592
01:31:40,410 --> 01:31:43,113
Apparently, Laurie has Amy.

1593
01:31:47,616 --> 01:31:49,119
I have you.

1594
01:31:51,521 --> 01:31:53,891
- Jo?
- Yeah?

1595
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,996
I wanna see the ocean.

1596
01:32:01,530 --> 01:32:03,433
[waves crashing]

1597
01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:07,003
[seagull crying]

1598
01:32:24,286 --> 01:32:28,025
[Jo] The beach is so wonderfully
creepy in the winter.

1599
01:32:29,092 --> 01:32:32,426
It's the perfect setting
for a murder mystery.

1600
01:32:32,428 --> 01:32:35,965
[laughing]

1601
01:32:37,299 --> 01:32:39,369
Never stop doing
what you love.

1602
01:32:40,437 --> 01:32:42,039
Ever.

1603
01:32:43,039 --> 01:32:45,075
You were meant
to tell stories.

1604
01:32:46,442 --> 01:32:48,376
Am I though?

1605
01:32:48,378 --> 01:32:49,380
Listen to me.

1606
01:32:52,048 --> 01:32:55,149
I'm not always gonna
be here to tell you.

1607
01:32:55,151 --> 01:32:56,987
Don't talk like that.

1608
01:32:58,487 --> 01:33:00,755
- Jo.
- Beth.

1609
01:33:00,757 --> 01:33:03,190
- I've known for a while now.
- Stop it.

1610
01:33:03,192 --> 01:33:05,428
- And I've come to terms with it.
- Don't...

1611
01:33:09,098 --> 01:33:11,067
I see you all so...

1612
01:33:12,701 --> 01:33:15,505
healthy and strong...

1613
01:33:16,740 --> 01:33:19,009
fighting for your dreams.

1614
01:33:24,146 --> 01:33:25,779
And I know I'm different.

1615
01:33:25,781 --> 01:33:28,485
No. You have to get better.
I...

1616
01:33:29,518 --> 01:33:31,385
You have to.

1617
01:33:31,387 --> 01:33:35,225
I try. Really I do.

1618
01:33:39,596 --> 01:33:43,000
Every day I just feel
myself slipping away.

1619
01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:47,370
I...

1620
01:33:49,638 --> 01:33:53,109
I don't think that I was ever
meant to be here for long.

1621
01:33:55,544 --> 01:33:58,548
And there's a reason why
I never wanted to move away.

1622
01:34:00,417 --> 01:34:04,254
Or to meet a boy or to
have a career or a family.

1623
01:34:08,458 --> 01:34:11,027
I just know that
I'm gonna miss you.

1624
01:34:13,530 --> 01:34:15,566
Even on the other side.

1625
01:34:17,467 --> 01:34:21,135
I don't want to live
in a world without you.

1626
01:34:21,137 --> 01:34:22,505
Don't say that.

1627
01:34:25,107 --> 01:34:26,543
I'm counting on you.

1628
01:34:28,745 --> 01:34:31,382
You have to do
all the things for me.

1629
01:36:12,848 --> 01:36:18,685
<i>♪ World is crying ♪</i>

1630
01:36:18,687 --> 01:36:22,692
<i>♪ So I pretend ♪</i>

1631
01:36:24,494 --> 01:36:30,264
<i>♪ Good things never ♪</i>

1632
01:36:30,266 --> 01:36:34,504
<i>♪ Have to end ♪</i>

1633
01:36:35,838 --> 01:36:41,708
<i>♪ Can't feel a thing
But my heartbeat ♪</i>

1634
01:36:41,710 --> 01:36:47,547
<i>♪ Can't feel a thing
But this pounding ♪</i>

1635
01:36:47,549 --> 01:36:54,757
<i>♪ Can't feel a thing
But my heartbeat ♪</i>

1636
01:37:08,303 --> 01:37:09,703
Ah! Stop! Wait!

1637
01:37:09,705 --> 01:37:11,641
[panting]

1638
01:37:14,444 --> 01:37:18,447
Don't mind me. Just managing
my anger over here.

1639
01:37:22,884 --> 01:37:24,752
Does it ever go away?

1640
01:37:24,754 --> 01:37:27,721
The anger? The pain?

1641
01:37:27,723 --> 01:37:29,359
The guilt?

1642
01:37:30,959 --> 01:37:33,327
Or the sadness?

1643
01:37:33,329 --> 01:37:35,595
When do I stop
feeling like this?

1644
01:37:35,597 --> 01:37:38,701
Bethy's life was harder than all
of ours, and she was the happiest.

1645
01:37:40,902 --> 01:37:46,774
You know how you always said that you
two were gonna do all the things?

1646
01:37:46,776 --> 01:37:49,479
You have to do this for her.
You have to feel...

1647
01:37:50,713 --> 01:37:51,912
all the feelings.

1648
01:37:51,914 --> 01:37:56,751
The only thing I feel
is emptiness.

1649
01:37:56,753 --> 01:37:58,185
Like nothing I do matters.

1650
01:37:58,187 --> 01:38:01,721
What is the point in even trying if
everything can be taken away from you?

1651
01:38:01,723 --> 01:38:06,027
Just stop. I am not gonna let you
turn into somebody that you are not.

1652
01:38:06,029 --> 01:38:11,899
The Jo that I raised is fearless,
is relentless, is passionate.

1653
01:38:11,901 --> 01:38:13,604
I used to be.

1654
01:38:15,471 --> 01:38:18,372
Then everything turned out
different than I expected.

1655
01:38:18,374 --> 01:38:20,507
You're a writer.

1656
01:38:20,509 --> 01:38:23,280
Don't you want your
story to be unexpected?

1657
01:38:32,054 --> 01:38:33,522
[Amy's voice] <i>Apollyon!</i>

1658
01:38:34,089 --> 01:38:35,525
<i>Apollyon!</i>

1659
01:38:36,726 --> 01:38:40,560
[Jo's voice] <i>I, Jo March, will
be a very successful writer.</i>

1660
01:38:40,562 --> 01:38:44,665
<i>And will do all the things.</i>

1661
01:38:44,667 --> 01:38:47,801
[Amy] <i>You don't know what it's
like to have everyone else</i>

1662
01:38:47,803 --> 01:38:49,703
<i>make fun of your nose.</i>

1663
01:38:49,705 --> 01:38:53,440
<i>What if I die before
I get to do anything?</i>

1664
01:38:53,442 --> 01:38:56,010
<i>Jo, how could you?</i>

1665
01:38:56,012 --> 01:38:57,848
<i>Your one beauty?</i>

1666
01:38:59,581 --> 01:39:02,382
[Jo] <i>Wing woman,
reporting for duty.</i>

1667
01:39:02,384 --> 01:39:06,420
[Meg's voice] <i>It's not
your castle, it's mine.</i>

1668
01:39:06,422 --> 01:39:12,926
[Jo] <i>At this time, I wish to
propose a new member to the club.</i>

1669
01:39:12,928 --> 01:39:16,863
<i>I wanna write something that
won't be forgotten after I die.</i>

1670
01:39:16,865 --> 01:39:17,801
[Beth] <i>You will.</i>

1671
01:39:18,834 --> 01:39:19,835
<i>I know it.</i>

1672
01:39:21,838 --> 01:39:25,506
<i>I don't think I'll ever be as good
at anything as you are at writing.</i>

1673
01:39:25,508 --> 01:39:29,313
[Jo] <i>You're way better
at being a good human.</i>

1674
01:39:36,518 --> 01:39:39,854
- [Beth] <i>I think this is my castle.</i>
- [Amy] <i>The attic?</i>

1675
01:39:39,856 --> 01:39:42,359
[Beth] <i>Just being
here with all of you.</i>

1676
01:39:45,794 --> 01:39:48,931
[older Beth] <i>We're growing up.
You have to deal with that.</i>

1677
01:39:56,172 --> 01:39:59,439
<i>To always help each other
reach our castles.</i>

1678
01:39:59,441 --> 01:40:01,544
<i>No matter where they may be.</i>

1679
01:40:58,734 --> 01:41:00,904
[Jo's voice] <i>There are
many Beths in the world.</i>

1680
01:41:02,204 --> 01:41:03,672
<i>Shy and quiet.</i>

1681
01:41:05,040 --> 01:41:07,009
<i>Sitting in corners till needed.</i>

1682
01:41:08,210 --> 01:41:11,110
<i>And living for others
so cheerfully,</i>

1683
01:41:11,112 --> 01:41:13,581
<i>that no one sees the sacrifices</i>

1684
01:41:13,583 --> 01:41:16,018
<i>till the little cricket
on the hearth stops chirping.</i>

1685
01:41:17,786 --> 01:41:22,592
<i>And the sweet,
sunshiny presence vanishes...</i>

1686
01:41:24,826 --> 01:41:28,798
<i>leaving silence
and shadow behind.</i>

1687
01:41:59,128 --> 01:42:00,464
[sighs]

1688
01:42:03,132 --> 01:42:05,265
[giggling]

1689
01:42:05,267 --> 01:42:07,835
You happy? Yeah.

1690
01:42:07,837 --> 01:42:10,170
- [crying]
- Oh.

1691
01:42:10,172 --> 01:42:13,974
- I have no idea what to do with them yet.
- [chuckling]

1692
01:42:13,976 --> 01:42:17,610
But I think once they
become actual humans,

1693
01:42:17,612 --> 01:42:19,145
I'm gonna be
their favorite aunt.

1694
01:42:19,147 --> 01:42:22,082
- I'm sure you will be.
- [knocking]

1695
01:42:22,084 --> 01:42:24,952
Could you get it?
It might be their playdate.

1696
01:42:24,954 --> 01:42:28,087
Playdate? They...
They hardly move.

1697
01:42:28,089 --> 01:42:30,060
Just get the door.
Come here.

1698
01:42:31,060 --> 01:42:32,893
There we go.
Oh, hi.

1699
01:42:32,895 --> 01:42:36,296
Hi, there. Oh, my.

1700
01:42:36,298 --> 01:42:37,900
Who could be at the door?

1701
01:42:41,236 --> 01:42:42,538
Freddy.

1702
01:42:43,172 --> 01:42:45,072
What are you doing here?

1703
01:42:45,074 --> 01:42:46,843
I read your book.

1704
01:42:48,244 --> 01:42:50,743
A few times... actually.

1705
01:42:50,745 --> 01:42:55,783
Did you take a six-hour train
ride just to tell me that?

1706
01:42:55,785 --> 01:42:58,121
I needed to see something.

1707
01:43:05,794 --> 01:43:08,097
The famous March attic.

1708
01:43:09,965 --> 01:43:13,199
I can see why this was
a young tomboy's playground.

1709
01:43:13,201 --> 01:43:14,704
You really did read it.

1710
01:43:16,271 --> 01:43:17,673
Mm-hmm.

1711
01:43:34,990 --> 01:43:36,125
Jo, I'm sorry.

1712
01:43:43,965 --> 01:43:46,169
I'm sorry for
how we left things.

1713
01:43:50,972 --> 01:43:52,074
Me too.

1714
01:43:54,709 --> 01:43:58,244
I was not ready
to hear the truth.

1715
01:43:58,246 --> 01:44:00,950
But you were right.

1716
01:44:01,851 --> 01:44:03,954
You ready for
some more truth?

1717
01:44:05,954 --> 01:44:06,956
Let me guess.

1718
01:44:08,657 --> 01:44:12,161
It was childish,
cliché...

1719
01:44:14,163 --> 01:44:15,732
and my family is...

1720
01:44:17,032 --> 01:44:19,736
weird and boring.

1721
01:44:22,103 --> 01:44:23,804
The beginning was slow.

1722
01:44:23,806 --> 01:44:25,738
Your structure needs work,

1723
01:44:25,740 --> 01:44:29,042
and you have a tendency
for run-on sentences.

1724
01:44:29,044 --> 01:44:31,213
But it's beautiful
and authentic.

1725
01:44:33,048 --> 01:44:34,149
And I loved it.

1726
01:44:36,951 --> 01:44:38,154
You did?

1727
01:44:39,355 --> 01:44:40,889
I might have
even cried.

1728
01:44:42,057 --> 01:44:43,158
Twice.

1729
01:44:45,761 --> 01:44:46,996
I think this is the one.

1730
01:44:49,298 --> 01:44:51,765
Come back
to New York with me.

1731
01:44:51,767 --> 01:44:54,301
I can help you
get this book out.

1732
01:44:54,303 --> 01:44:57,171
Beth wouldn't want you to stay here
and let your talents go to waste.

1733
01:44:57,173 --> 01:44:58,108
Come back with me.

1734
01:45:06,048 --> 01:45:07,480
That was supposed to be
my part.

1735
01:45:07,482 --> 01:45:09,119
Get used to it.

1736
01:45:27,837 --> 01:45:30,940
[no audible dialogue]

1737
01:45:44,954 --> 01:45:48,023
[no audible dialogue]

1738
01:45:55,097 --> 01:46:00,434
Hey, munchkins. What have you got?
Show me.

1739
01:46:00,436 --> 01:46:03,173
Oh, it's so pretty.
Is this for Aunt Jo?

1740
01:46:03,905 --> 01:46:05,975
Thank you so much.

1741
01:46:23,124 --> 01:46:26,059
I cannot believe
I'm breaking my own oath.

1742
01:46:26,061 --> 01:46:27,860
[all laugh]

1743
01:46:27,862 --> 01:46:29,298
You didn't break
the important ones.

1744
01:46:31,432 --> 01:46:34,835
I hate doing this
without her.

1745
01:46:34,837 --> 01:46:36,772
She's here.

1746
01:46:45,246 --> 01:46:46,883
I propose an oath.

1747
01:46:53,054 --> 01:46:55,758
An oath to surpass
all other oaths.

1748
01:47:06,168 --> 01:47:07,370
To always...

1749
01:47:09,204 --> 01:47:13,909
always...
try and be as good...

1750
01:47:15,977 --> 01:47:19,782
and sweet and strong...

1751
01:47:23,118 --> 01:47:24,254
as our Beth.

1752
01:47:25,454 --> 01:47:26,987
Always and forever.

1753
01:47:26,989 --> 01:47:28,924
Always and forever.

1754
01:47:51,246 --> 01:47:52,848
[all laughing]

1755
01:47:55,250 --> 01:47:56,285
[sighs]

1756
01:48:29,825 --> 01:48:34,825
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1757
01:48:36,991 --> 01:48:39,493
<i>♪ Painted a street scene
In Paris ♪</i>

1758
01:48:39,495 --> 01:48:42,198
<i>♪ Just before the dawn ♪</i>

1759
01:48:43,999 --> 01:48:46,366
<i>♪ Dance in the showers ♪</i>

1760
01:48:46,368 --> 01:48:49,239
<i>♪ Of a late night
Summer storm ♪</i>

1761
01:48:50,371 --> 01:48:53,105
<i>♪ Write your stories in glory ♪</i>

1762
01:48:53,107 --> 01:48:55,477
<i>♪ Fly on sister'd wings ♪</i>

1763
01:48:57,178 --> 01:49:00,279
<i>♪ Your tickled neck
Is her whisper ♪</i>

1764
01:49:00,281 --> 01:49:03,085
<i>♪ Do all the things ♪</i>

1765
01:49:07,289 --> 01:49:10,122
<i>♪ Drink the painful rain ♪</i>

1766
01:49:10,124 --> 01:49:12,928
<i>♪ That drips on the memory ♪</i>

1767
01:49:14,295 --> 01:49:19,235
<i>♪ Draft another stack
Bound with self-reverie ♪</i>

1768
01:49:20,736 --> 01:49:23,369
<i>♪ Scream from the tallest ♪</i>

1769
01:49:23,371 --> 01:49:26,409
<i>♪ So the mountains hear
Your dreams ♪</i>

1770
01:49:28,043 --> 01:49:30,310
<i>♪ She's always here
Reminding you ♪</i>

1771
01:49:30,312 --> 01:49:33,246
<i>♪ Do all the things ♪</i>

1772
01:49:33,248 --> 01:49:38,321
<i>♪ All the things
In your heart ♪</i>

1773
01:49:40,088 --> 01:49:45,961
<i>♪ All the things
In your dreams ♪</i>

1774
01:49:46,628 --> 01:49:49,195
<i>♪ It doesn't matter ♪</i>

1775
01:49:49,197 --> 01:49:52,302
<i>♪ Big or small ♪</i>

1776
01:49:54,535 --> 01:49:56,737
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

1777
01:49:56,739 --> 01:50:01,174
<i>♪ Do it all ♪</i>

1778
01:50:01,176 --> 01:50:07,747
[chorus]
<i>♪ All the things ♪</i>

1779
01:50:07,749 --> 01:50:11,717
<i>♪ All the things ♪</i>

1780
01:50:11,719 --> 01:50:14,755
[scatting]

1781
01:50:14,757 --> 01:50:21,560
<i>♪ All the things ♪</i>

1782
01:50:21,562 --> 01:50:28,034
<i>♪ All the things ♪</i>

1783
01:50:28,036 --> 01:50:30,373
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1784
01:50:32,775 --> 01:50:35,775
<i>♪ Do all the things ♪</i>

1785
01:50:35,777 --> 01:50:37,245
[song ends]

1786
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:42,149
<i>♪ Da-da da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1787
01:50:42,151 --> 01:50:43,315
<i>♪ Da-da-da ♪</i>

1788
01:50:43,317 --> 01:50:48,488
<i>♪ Da-da da-da-da-da ♪</i>

1789
01:50:48,490 --> 01:50:52,125
<i>♪ The heart has
It's ups and downs ♪</i>

1790
01:50:52,127 --> 01:50:54,461
<i>♪ And turnarounds ♪</i>

1791
01:50:54,463 --> 01:50:58,431
<i>♪ Dead ends
And new beginnings ♪</i>

1792
01:50:58,433 --> 01:51:01,701
<i>♪ The heart has it's miracles ♪</i>

1793
01:51:01,703 --> 01:51:04,136
<i>♪ Valleys and pinnacles ♪</i>

1794
01:51:04,138 --> 01:51:06,073
<i>♪ But every page ♪</i>

1795
01:51:06,075 --> 01:51:08,507
<i>♪ Is solid proof I'm living ♪</i>

1796
01:51:08,509 --> 01:51:11,610
<i>♪ If I could go back
And rewrite it ♪</i>

1797
01:51:11,612 --> 01:51:13,814
<i>♪ From the start ♪</i>

1798
01:51:13,816 --> 01:51:21,153
<i>♪ I wouldn't erase
Any chapter of my heart ♪</i>

1799
01:51:21,155 --> 01:51:26,595
<i>♪ Love every chapter
Of my heart ♪</i>

1800
01:51:28,429 --> 01:51:31,297
<i>♪ I'm still in the middle ♪</i>

1801
01:51:31,299 --> 01:51:33,867
<i>♪ It can feel like a riddle ♪</i>

1802
01:51:33,869 --> 01:51:38,704
<i>♪ All these pages to go
So much I still don't know ♪</i>

1803
01:51:38,706 --> 01:51:44,310
<i>♪ Even though every line Doesn't
make perfect sense To me ♪</i>

1804
01:51:44,312 --> 01:51:47,146
<i>♪ It's my story ♪</i>

1805
01:51:47,148 --> 01:51:48,582
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1806
01:51:48,584 --> 01:51:51,717
<i>♪ If I could go back
And rewrite it ♪</i>

1807
01:51:51,719 --> 01:51:53,452
<i>♪ From the start ♪</i>

1808
01:51:53,454 --> 01:51:58,725
<i>♪ From the torn pages
To my favorite parts ♪</i>

1809
01:51:58,727 --> 01:52:05,631
<i>♪ I wouldn't erase any chapter
Of my heart ♪</i>

1810
01:52:05,633 --> 01:52:13,275
<i>♪ Love every chapter
Of my heart ♪</i>


