1 00:00:01,359 --> 00:00:05,540 Okay, I started two piles. This little trash and this little trash that goes to 2 00:00:05,540 --> 00:00:06,540 Goodwill. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,660 Oh, this is all junk. I'm just going to throw it out. 4 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,180 Those are pictures of me. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,540 I saved them from high school. These are the only pictures I have because you 6 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:18,640 didn't take any when I was little. 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,940 George, I took a lot of pictures when you were a kid. 8 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,120 And I only got four more left on the roll and then I'm going to get it 9 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,120 developed. 10 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,700 Dad, I'm home for you. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:31,738 Who is it? 12 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,020 He says he's your dad. 13 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,760 Give me the phone, Max. Wait. 14 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,500 Is this really my grandpa? 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,680 Yes, honey. Give me the phone. 16 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Hold on. 17 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,140 I know I don't really know you, but you owe me ten birthday gifts. 18 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,880 Hey, Max. Give me the phone. Sure. I'll call you grandpa as soon as I see those 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:51,880 gifts. 20 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,760 Listen. I'm sorry. George isn't available right now. 21 00:01:02,339 --> 00:01:03,880 So who wants to see me in my yearbook? 22 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:08,380 Dad, what are you doing? You've been driving yourself crazy looking for your 23 00:01:08,380 --> 00:01:11,620 dad. Now that you've found him, you don't want to talk to him? No, I don't. 24 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,340 Now, I was never actually in any of these clubs. 25 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,480 I just showed up for the pictures. 26 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,300 Oh, here I am on the girls' swim team. 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,840 Dad, I don't get it. 28 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:30,240 Look, when I'm ready to talk to you about this, I'll talk to you about this. 29 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:31,700 That's right. 30 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:36,340 He just found out that his old man's a jackass dirtbag loser, and when he's 31 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:38,740 ready to talk about that, he will talk about that. Mom! 32 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:41,960 George, can you help me in the kitchen, please? 33 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,240 Yes. 34 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,420 Hey, 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,120 I didn't make this up. 36 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,980 You kids are old enough to know that your grandfather is living in a car, an 37 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:54,280 old, defeated man with nothing left to do but die. 38 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:57,440 Because he left your grandma. 39 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,840 That's right. 40 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:01,940 When you leave your grandma, you die. 41 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:08,100 When are you going to tell her the truth about your father? You know, he could 42 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,539 show up here and then she's going to find out he's not poor. 43 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,820 He's a rich guy with a big construction company. 44 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,020 He's never coming here because I'm never calling him back. 45 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,640 Doesn't she deserve to know what your half -brother told you? 46 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:23,300 What? That while she was out there working two jobs to keep a roofer over 47 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:25,880 head, he was out there making a fortune? Angie, it would kill her to know that. 48 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,049 has a tail. 49 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,050 Does that mean I'm going to grow a tail, too? 50 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,130 You know, that depends on you, Max. 51 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,230 It's under your skin right now. 52 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:43,010 And every time you lie, it grows a little bit more. 53 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,190 I broke Carmen's CD player. 54 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:49,230 You just bought yourself another day, monkey boy. 55 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:55,850 Danny. 56 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:03,070 than working next to you for 30 years is eating next to you for 30 years. 57 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:08,770 Don't you usually coil yourself around that and wait for it to die? 58 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,210 Thank you, Gina. 59 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:15,550 For what? 60 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:18,170 For servicing our troops during the Civil War. 61 00:03:21,990 --> 00:03:28,850 Hey, uh... Benny, I was looking for you. You got a call from, um... Manny Lopez? 62 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:37,300 Manny called me. Hey, your baby daddy finally got that carton of cigarettes 63 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,300 he's on his way back. 64 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,580 Screw you and the homeless people sleeping under your breasts. 65 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:55,200 Personal call, Mom? You could say that. 66 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,740 I'm calling your father. 67 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:00,680 What? He called me. You know, he probably found out that we... 68 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,080 We both have decent jobs, and he's looking for a handout. 69 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:07,620 You know, I was never going to talk to him. But now that I know he's down, why 70 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,459 not kick him? 71 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:13,540 Don't call him. Hey, don't tell me not to call. You know what? I got 32 years 72 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,540 hell to give him. 73 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,000 Look, I got something to tell you. 74 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:20,040 I bet this loser is taking his call like the bus station. 75 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,920 Better. He's taking it at some place called Lopez Construction. 76 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,360 Oh, that's got to hurt. 77 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:31,730 Mom, he's rich. 78 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:36,830 What? Lopez Construction is his company. He owns it. 79 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,530 Look, I'm sorry I lied, but I didn't want to hurt you. 80 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,130 Man, he's rich. 81 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,150 Mom, wait. 82 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,110 Hey, everything okay? You want me to stop her? 83 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:52,170 No, she's probably just going back to work. 84 00:04:58,830 --> 00:04:59,830 Gonna give her some space. 85 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:06,350 I 86 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:13,950 know, 87 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:15,010 huh? 88 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:17,990 Member, you member. 89 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,510 Who call you at? 90 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:25,530 Right now, right now? 91 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,240 leaving Las Vegas. 92 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,380 Lunch was over two hours ago. 93 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:46,080 Fred, he'll get my tab. 94 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,660 Oh, don't worry about it. He can afford it. 95 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,460 His father's a millionaire. 96 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:55,380 Mom, getting plastered is not gonna make you hate Manny any less. 97 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,020 I sure did the night you were conceived. 98 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,060 Yeah, that was a bad night for both of us. 99 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:03,260 Okay. 100 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:05,500 Let's just get it out. 101 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,000 Manny's a low -life piece of crap. 102 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,580 And I hated him for leaving us for another family. 103 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:14,300 Mom, when I found out he had money and he never helped us, I wanted to break 104 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,300 neck. 105 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,380 George, let's do it. 106 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,540 Let's go to Phoenix and break his neck, and then we can head to Mexico. No, 107 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,720 Canada. They'll never suspect. 108 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,820 Mom, I think we both know you're not allowed back in Canada. 109 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:36,100 George, that was supposed to be our life. 110 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 All the comfort? 111 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,920 When does my ship come in, huh? 112 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,700 Where's my pot of gold? 113 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,260 Where's my time share in Orlando, huh? 114 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,620 Mom, I think we both know you can't go back to Orlando. 115 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:00,640 Look, Mom, it's in the past, and it's out of our control, okay? You can't let 116 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,640 make you crazy. 117 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,060 There's no damn justice. 118 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:07,520 You know, he's got a fortune, and I got a purse full of maraschino cherries. 119 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:15,170 Get your stuff from the office and I'll take you home. You're drunk. I'm not 120 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:16,170 drunk. 121 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:18,070 Yeah, how does Fred look to you? 122 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,030 You mean the silver fox? 123 00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:32,790 Okay, I'm drunk. Take me home. 124 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,320 I'm going to grab her things and take her home. Yeah. 125 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:48,420 Hey, it must be hard finding out that the dad that left you is rich. 126 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,120 If he'd have stayed, you might have been rich. 127 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:54,120 And I'd have been the friend of a rich guy. 128 00:07:55,960 --> 00:08:00,140 Hey, I don't want to break your heart, man, but the truth is, if I had money, I 129 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,140 probably wouldn't be here. 130 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,600 I'd be out on Cape Cod having highballs with the Kennedys. 131 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,540 Mom, I told you to wait out in the car. 132 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,910 you what to do. I wiped your butt. 133 00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:15,129 Where are you going? 134 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:16,130 To the bathroom. 135 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,350 All right, but make it fast. 136 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,050 Don't tell me how to pee. 137 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:24,750 Hey, Betty, it must be nice to have a three -hour lunch break. I wish my son 138 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:25,750 were the manager. 139 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:27,170 Oh, have you got a son? 140 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,510 I just thought a chunk of ugly fell off you. 141 00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:40,750 Everyone back up. Just give her some air. 142 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,850 Let me through. What happened? 143 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,730 She fell, Jack. She tripped over the cart. 144 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:47,070 Oh, man. 145 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,970 Why can't you people hurt yourselves at home? 146 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:53,210 You in pain? 147 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:54,790 Oh, yeah. 148 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,530 Better go call 911. 149 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:02,170 All right, everybody, back to work. Come on, quit your gawking. 150 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,970 Mom. What? 151 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,530 Where does it hurt? 152 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:14,110 It's only going to hurt the company's wallet because this is what's going to 153 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,610 me my timeshare in Tampa. 154 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,160 Nobody talk to Grandma today, okay? 155 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,100 Is Grandma sick? 156 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:52,040 No, Max, it was touch and go there for a while, but she pulled through, so let's 157 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,260 give Grandma a nice round of applause. 158 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,180 Grandma drank too much yesterday. 159 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:05,940 Alcohol is basically a poison, and if you drink too much of it, you get sick. 160 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,020 What if you drink just the right amount? 161 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,080 Nobody knows what the right amount is, Max. 162 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:15,170 It's somewhere between the first sip and drinking milk directly from a cow. 163 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:20,570 So is your back okay? 164 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,050 Yeah, my back's fine. 165 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,990 I'm just sweating so much tequila. If you lick the bottom of my feet, you can 166 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:27,990 get a buzz. 167 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:34,050 Look, Mom, now that you're sober, I think you know it's crazy to try to get 168 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,050 workman's comp. 169 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:37,770 No, no, no, no. I'm still going through with that. 170 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:39,570 What? You just said you were fine. 171 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:40,910 To you? 172 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:46,810 To everyone else, I have a nonspecific lower lumbar pain, and nobody can prove 173 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:49,570 don't. Don't do this, Mom. George, I fell. 174 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:54,270 Everybody saw me. Yeah, but you were drunk. It was just like Aunt Rita's 175 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,970 all over again, except this time you had underwear on. 176 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:00,110 George. 177 00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:03,110 This is my chance to even the score. 178 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:07,070 I couldn't go out and start a million -dollar company like your dad. 179 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,810 I was too busy struggling to raise you. 180 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,620 I deserve this money. 181 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,800 So what are you going to do, stay inside for the rest of your life? Mom, those 182 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,840 insurance companies are going to be watching you. 183 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:22,600 Hey, insurance, IRS, the thugs from the kids' telethon. 184 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:23,820 Get in line. 185 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,940 Hey, Jack, what are you doing here? 186 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,160 Well, I heard Benny was staying with you. I just came by to see if she was 187 00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,320 Oh, yeah, that's nice, Jack. Come on in. 188 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,600 I think she just went in the kitchen. 189 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,320 Oh, well, it's good to hear she's walking. Oh, my God. 190 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:49,520 Oh, I'm just headed to the little girl's room. 191 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:53,340 Jack, can I get you something to drink? 192 00:11:54,580 --> 00:12:00,940 Oh, Penny, no, thank you. I'm fine. Here, let me help you up. Oh, how about 193 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:02,020 this, Jack? 194 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:08,860 35 years I work in the factory and not one accident till this. 195 00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:11,970 It was just a matter of time. 196 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:16,850 What did the doctor say? 197 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,970 Oh, what do they always say? Take off your clothes. 198 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:24,550 Oh, God. 199 00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:28,050 Please don't take away the laughter. 200 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:35,050 Actually, Mom, after two weeks off with Perry, you should be back on your feet 201 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,490 again. I wouldn't count on it. 202 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,360 I haven't been so lucky in my life. 203 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,960 Yeah, but you're tough. 204 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,040 Four weeks and you should be back on the job, right? 205 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,280 Six weeks is plenty of time to heal. 206 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,340 Take it easy. Yeah, take it easy. 207 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,340 Your mom should stay out as long as she needs to. 208 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,480 That's what insurance is for. 209 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,580 Well, you're the boss, Jack. 210 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,820 Not the manager, the boss. 211 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,420 me at work. Oh, I know. What about Gina? 212 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,000 Well, it's a great idea, except she's supposed to be on vacation. 213 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,980 Oh. Of course. 214 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:22,080 I'm sure she'll understand. Oh, I'm sure she will. And tell her thank you from 215 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,080 me. 216 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,180 I'll see you later, George. 217 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,560 Okay, thanks, Jack. 218 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:31,780 Yes! 219 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,800 Look, I'm not going to tell you not to do it, but I think what you're doing is 220 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,800 wrong. It's not wrong. It's payback. 221 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,790 Is God setting things straight? 222 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:43,410 You know, they say he works in mysterious ways. 223 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:47,270 Yeah, but what if it's a test? And he's giving you a chance to do the right 224 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:52,770 thing. George, you don't know anything about God. He got me drunk and tripped 225 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,770 me. 226 00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:57,590 God. 227 00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,370 God. 228 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,150 Hey, George. 229 00:14:02,650 --> 00:14:05,710 Here's the papers you need to sign so your mom can get her workers' comp. Oh, 230 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,990 -huh. Poor, poor Benny. 231 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:09,820 You know, I wouldn't wish a back injury on my worst enemy. 232 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,500 Yeah, no, I don't have to. 233 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:17,740 I'm really sorry about your vacation, Gina. Oh, yeah, well, my daughter will 234 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,040 probably get married again anyway. 235 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,760 Oh, George, 236 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,160 does Betty need help going to the bathroom, taking a shower? 237 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,420 Is it humiliating? 238 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,320 You know, I don't know why you two hate each other so much. 239 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,860 Someday you could run hell together. 240 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:40,450 to go with my mom this morning? I took her to the clinic and I took her home. 241 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:41,710 You got the note? 242 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:43,650 You mean the one the crooked doctor gave her? Shh! 243 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,770 Are you trying to get my mom caught? 244 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:52,110 I wish she would get caught. And I am done being your messenger. 245 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,350 I think what the two of you are doing is disgusting. 246 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,030 Okay, what did the doctor say? 247 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,910 Whatever your mom wants him to say. 248 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:02,390 She has soft tissue damage in the lower lumbar region. And if we want, I have 249 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:06,510 chronic fatigue syndrome, you have post -traumatic stress disorder, Max has 250 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:10,850 postpartum depression, and Carmen has hysterical mood swings. 251 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,330 Although he may have got that one right by accident. 252 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,390 Look, I don't want to do this, Angie, but I owe it to my mom. 253 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,670 It's my fault. 254 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,370 She asked me not to go looking for my dad, and I did it anyways, and she's the 255 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,390 one that ended up getting hurt. 256 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:27,190 George, it's not your fault. You didn't make him rich. 257 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:30,750 And what if she'd found out on her own? Would you still be helping her? No, you 258 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,850 wouldn't, because it's wrong, and you know it's wrong. 259 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,770 Look, we talked about this last night, and you said, I think what you're doing 260 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:37,550 is wrong, but I'm done talking about it. 261 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:38,930 Man, what happened to that? 262 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:40,729 It's fine. 263 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:43,170 I'm done talking about it. Go ahead and give her worker's comp. 264 00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:44,870 But it's wrong. 265 00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:47,330 Now I'm done talking about it. 266 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:11,960 how much workers' comp I'm gonna get? 267 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:17,140 Hey, you know how much money you get if you lose a thumb? 268 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,320 Because a thumb's worth more than a finger, but a hand's worth more than a 269 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,320 thumb. 270 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,980 How much would you get if you'd lose your tongue? Because then we'd all win. 271 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,440 So how much money do you think you're gonna get for this? Well, I don't know. 272 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,780 I'm getting to that chart. 273 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,240 Okay, here we go. 274 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:35,940 Here's my salary. 275 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,740 My compensation would be... 276 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,450 a country where nurses, teachers, and liars can earn a decent wage. 277 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,710 I don't have to settle for workman's comp. 278 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,850 The doctor said I had a good case. 279 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:04,130 I'm gonna go for a big fat lawsuit. 280 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,950 What, so you're gonna sue the company that's been putting food on your table 281 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:11,270 the last 35 years? I'm not greedy. I'll settle for a million. 282 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,510 And you still think you're doing the right thing? 283 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,630 Absolutely. You're not ashamed at all? No, sir. 284 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:19,630 All right, that's it. 285 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,890 Get in here. And what are you doing? 286 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,250 What's wrong? 287 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:28,910 Well, Grandma Benny thinks it's all right to cheat the Powers Brothers out 288 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:29,910 million dollars. 289 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:33,410 So this whole family is going to follow her example. From now on, we're all 290 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,350 going to lie, cheat, and steal. 291 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,290 Carmen, keep doing what you're doing. 292 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:43,550 Max, you see a toy you want? Just take it and say your mom already paid for it. 293 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,430 But, Dad, I can't lie. 294 00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,030 My tail. 295 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:53,010 Don't worry about your tail. You can use it. to take off the security tabs. 296 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,170 And you know what I'm going to do? What? 297 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,450 Right after you settle your lawsuit, I'm going to go over to your house and I'm 298 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,050 going to fall. That's right. Then I'm going to sue you, huh? 299 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:03,350 How do you like what I'm teaching the kids now, Mom? Well, I was okay up until 300 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,390 the part you were going to sue me. 301 00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:07,030 Kids, never sue family. 302 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,710 It makes Thanksgiving even more uncomfortable. 303 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,770 You guys know what just happened here? 304 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:17,250 Yeah, you used us to shame Grandma Benny into something, but it didn't work. 305 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,669 Very good. 306 00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,670 Dismissed. 307 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,480 What are you doing? 308 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:24,080 I'm going to find a lawyer. 309 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,900 Oh, you may have been hurt and you don't even know it. I think I can work with 310 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:29,900 this guy. 311 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,080 You've done some pretty messed up things. 312 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:37,120 You never celebrated my birthday. Sometimes you left me at home without 313 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,120 food. And I think I remember you giving me beer and making me do some funny baby 314 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,120 dance for your friends. 315 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,020 I could always look up to you. 316 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,860 Because when it came to the big stuff, you did the right thing. 317 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,200 You never passed me off to another relative. 318 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,040 You worked hard. 319 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,560 I respect you. 320 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,120 It's more than I can say about Manny. 321 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:06,200 You know, so after all this time, don't let him make you do the wrong thing. 322 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,600 I never gave you beer. You got it from the trash. 323 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,160 Mama, I hope I see you at work tomorrow. 324 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,160 You're late. 325 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:34,140 Hey, I had to get another note from my doctor so he could give me this. 326 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:37,900 Please don't call me handicapped. I want to be treated like everyone else. 327 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,980 I'm glad you showed up. 328 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,820 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 329 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,740 Because I'm a hard worker. I'm a good person. Blah, blah, blah. 330 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,060 No, no, I need you right there. 331 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,280 Gina had an accident covering your shift. 332 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600 What happened? 333 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,240 She lost a finger in the drill press. 334 00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:53,780 Was it a thumb? 335 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,540 Why do all of the good things happen to bad people? 336 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,660 What? 337 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,400 Gina's going to be needing this. 338 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,960 Hey. 339 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,500 What are you having for lunch? 340 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,100 Turkey sandwich. 341 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,000 I got ham. 342 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,720 So, big plans for the weekend? 343 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,360 Nah, I'm not doing anything special. 344 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:29,840 Not me either. 345 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,460 Ever been with a woman without a thumb? 346 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,600 No, I haven't. 347 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:41,940 You know, when you lose your thumb, other parts of your body compensate.