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Okay, laundry, dishes, pay the bill, bed
the dog.

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What you doing?

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What's a productivity chart?

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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Okay, I'm tracking a hydraulic valve to
the production process until it's fitted

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in a strut.

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Honey, that's fascinating.

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What happens after that?

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What are you trying to do, talk to me?

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Is it so crazy for a wife to show an
interest in her husband's work?

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Angie, I'm not interested in my work.

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See this stain? That's drool from when I
fell asleep.

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See that stain? That's blood from when I
stabbed my hand to stay awake.

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You know what gets out bloodstain? Human
saliva.

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Go ahead, drool on your shirt. I'll show
you.

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Baby, you're bored spitless.

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No, I'm not.

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Get everything on my list.

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I'm going to see if Carmen wants to read
one of her poems to me.

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If you're not bored now, you will be.

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Hey, Carmen, want to read me one of your
poems?

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Oh, I don't have time. I'm going to the
mall to get some shoes.

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Oh, hey, Matt.

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You want some help on that art project?

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Not now, Mom. I'm fighting my way
through the dungeon trying to get the

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chalice.

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Do you even know what a chalice is?

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It's something that five dragons, a
troll, and you are keeping me from

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Well, hey, how about I fight alongside
you? No, Mom, don't!

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Grace, you just killed me. I'm dead. I'm
dead!

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Mr. Needles, you want to play?

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Okay.

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Hey, Benny.

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Huh.

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What's the matter?

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I did everything on my list.

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I'm even three days ahead.

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There's absolutely nothing left to do.

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Want to have sex?

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me to fall asleep.

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George, we're busy with work.

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The kids are growing up. The dog beat
cancer.

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I got nothing.

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Everybody's taken care of.

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Be happy you finally have some time to
yourself.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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This is my time.

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So what do you want to do? What makes
you happy?

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I like helping people.

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No, really. What makes you happy?

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And there's so many causes that could
use my time. The homeless, endangered

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animals, the elderly.

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How am I going to choose?

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Okay, let's narrow it down.

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Panda or spotted owl?

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Oh, they're both cute.

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Panda. Okay.

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Pandas are shut -ins, but the shut -ins
are really cute.

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George, my only criteria isn't that
they're cute.

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Pandas.

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rehabilitate former gang members. This
group's learning how to make a living

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grooming dogs.

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Hey, well, I think this is a great idea.
Let all the hoodlums know where you

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live.

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You know what? Save yourself some time.
Lay out your valuables and hogtie

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yourself.

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Benny, these kids are just trying to
better themselves. The least I can do is

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spend my Saturdays helping them.

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Saturday? Angie, that's our family day.

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We spend time together. I barbecue. You
ask me to do things.

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I hide in the yard.

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And as there's guns and poop all over
the place.

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George, Saturdays the kids are out with
their friends and you're watching

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sports. And that's okay.

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That's your thing. This is my thing.
Hey, one of your things just talked 40

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ounce into the rose bushes.

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George, this is Giggles. This whole
program started with him.

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Oh, hey, Giggles. You're the little
pioneer dog, aren't you? Yes, you are.

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Giggles.

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That's Ralphie.

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Oh, right.

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Hey, Giggles.

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How'd you get that tag?

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I love to laugh.

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Giggles, why don't you tell George a
little about how the program helped you?

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I was banging since I was 10, but I got
out because I found something to believe

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in. Dog grooming has saved my life.

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But Cousin Felix was saved by knitting
sweaters for cats.

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For reals?

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Yeah, sure, why not?

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Hey, I'm done with this one.

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This looks horrible.

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What were you thinking? How do you think
that makes him feel?

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I don't care.

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I didn't spend four years getting my GED
to shave dogs.

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That's not exactly what I want to do
with my life.

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Okay, then what do you want to do with
your life?

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I don't know.

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Well, everybody needs a purpose. You
have to want to do something.

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I don't know.

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I always figured I'd do something more
high class.

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You know, like working in an office.

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Oh.

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Just give me a minute.

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George.

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George. No, no, no.

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I'm not taking her down to the factory.
Don't start. She can be an intern. It

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won't cost you a cent. The foundation
will pay for it. Angie, we shouldn't be

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getting involved in this. We don't know
anything about her. She could be a

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lunatic. Look, why don't we just let her
babysit for a while?

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George, if you don't give her a second
chance, who will?

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Not that dog.

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Oh.

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One week.

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That's all she gets.

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Thank you.

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Yo, Giggles.

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What's the story with this girl?

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Marisol? I don't know, homie. I haven't
tapped that yet.

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That's not what I meant, but thank you,
Giggles.

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It's 8 .30. I told you we start at 8.
You're late.

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I know, huh?

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So what'd I miss?

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You missed the satisfaction of arriving
on time, of making a good impression, of

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meeting your co -worker. You know you
got the dead eyes of a shark.

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Don't try to be all nice.

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Hey, the new intern.

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Hi, I'm Ernie. Welcome to Powers
Aviation.

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You got big ears.

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Big Q -tip.

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Come on, I'll show you to your desk.

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This is where you sit.

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When you answer the phones, say Powers
Brothers Aviation. May I help you?

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If I'm not here, take a message. If it's
important, come find me. You got any

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questions? Yeah. Do you always spit when
you talk?

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Angie, you're killing me.

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Okay, watch this.

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Powers Brothers Aviation, may I help
you?

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It's for you.

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Hello?

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Hey, Junior.

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Nah, that's that fool I was telling you
about.

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How's it going with Miss Home Invasion
over there?

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I never should have let Angie talk me
into bringing this girl here. She's

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sarcastic. She's rude.

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She's like you with estrogen.

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I told you it was a bad idea to bring
her into your home, and it's a bad idea

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bring her to work.

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Powers Brothers Aviation.

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It's Mrs. Lopez.

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Oh, that's my wife.

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It's a word. Here, let me help you.

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Dad, you have dyslexia, too.

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Wait, give me a minute. I can do this.

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I think the last word is gizzic.

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Are you sure it's not gigiz?

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Yeah, that's it. Write that down.

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smell, but old people smell.

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They're part of Operation Christmas
Rescue. They're repping gifts for

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disadvantaged kids.

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This is your third new charity. I
thought you were only going to volunteer

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couple hours a week.

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Well, the gang people introduced me to
the clothes drive people, and it's so

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hard to say no when you're needed so
much.

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Just don't send any more of your charity
cases to my office.

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What? What happened with Marisol?

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She's terrible.

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You know the guy that got fired and came
back and tried to shoot up the plant?

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He had a better attitude.

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Really? Well, she and Ernie were playing
chicken with forklifts.

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Only Ernie wasn't even in a forklift. He
was just running.

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Hey, that's not for you. I'm cooking for
meals on wheels.

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So what are we having for dinner?

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I don't know. You can microwave
something.

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Microwave? Why? There's like 900 chicken
wings here.

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Are you a shut -in? Are you going to die
in six months? Then get off my chicken.

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Not now, honey. I'm busy.

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But I need them for school. Can you at
least show me how to do it?

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You know what? I'll get to it when I'm
done cooking.

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Hey, Emma. Hi, Angie. We're here for the
meals on wheels. Oh, the ones on the

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counter are ready for delivery.

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Hey, I can help, too.

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I'll deliver this meal to the next
hungry person I see.

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God bless you, sir.

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Give me that.

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You know, Janet called instead.

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When you're finished cooking, could you
deliver some meals for us tonight?

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No.

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Sure. You can count on me.

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I thought we were going to watch movies
tonight. I already rented some.

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No, I can't now, George.

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Oh, this changes everything.

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I could have gotten a movie I like.

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Instead of one that'll touch your heart
and celebrate the triumph of the

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human...

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Emma, I'll meet you down at the center
in half an hour.

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Mom, where's my book bag? Did you look
in your room? It's too messy.

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Mom, if you're delivering meals, when
are you going to have my pants?

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When are you going to help me look for
my book bag?

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I don't know.

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George, could you give me a little help
here?

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Listen to your mother.

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George!

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What do you want me to say? I think
you're spreading yourself way too thin.

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You encouraged me to do this. But I
didn't encourage you to do so much you

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couldn't do anything else.

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All right. All right. That is it.

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A week ago, you guys didn't need me for
anything.

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But as soon as I find something that I
want to do, you're helpless.

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Carmen, there is a sewing book by the
machine. Figure it out. And next, I bet

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you clean your room, you will find your
book bag. And George, make your own

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dinner and watch your chick flick.

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Everybody, stop asking me to do things
that you could be doing on your own.

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I swear I never met a more selfish bunch
of people.

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Hey, what are you guys looking at? Mind
your own business.

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and blowing the heating.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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I know, huh?

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Towers are moving and blowing the
heating.

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The powers are moving the Boeing
meeting.

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Hey,

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now this other message makes sense.

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You missed your heating.

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George! George, where you been? The
Powers brothers are really ticked off.

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want to see you in their office right
now. Right now.

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Hey, I told you, if there are any
important calls, to come and get me on

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floor. If you can't answer the damn
phone, what good are you?

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Too good for you.

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I'm out of here.

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Perfect. Quit.

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That's a surprise.

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Hey, it's a surprise to me.

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I thought she'd burn the place down.

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What do you care? You would have fired
me anyway.

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How do you know?

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You're quitting before you get fired.

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You think if you don't try, you can't
fail.

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You don't know anything about me, fool.

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I don't know you. I was you.

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But you're right. You know what? I'm the
fool.

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So just get out of here and do nothing,
because that's what you're going to end

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up being, nothing.

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Power Brothers Aviation.

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It's your kid's school or something.

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Hello? Uh -huh.

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Okay, I'll be right down. Thank you.

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I have my son sick and they can't find
Angie.

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Well, what should I tell the Powers
brothers?

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Okay, write this down.

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Tell them it's all Angie's fault that
she made me hire an intern that made me

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miss the meeting and I can't explain
myself to them because I gotta go to the

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school to pick up my sick kid because my
wife's out there trying to save the

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world.

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Okay.

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Is there any chicken soup in the house?

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I don't know, Dad. I'm just trying to
help Mom by doing the laundry.

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Oh, by the way, I can't find any of
Max's underwear.

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Does he go commando?

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No, Mom saves them all till Sunday
night, and then she does the load of

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Okay, I didn't really need to know that.

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Got sick and I had to pick him up from
school. Where the hell were you?

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I was delivering meals.

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You okay?

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He has a stomachache.

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And you had to leave work at a bad time.

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Listen to you. You picked one of our
kids up from school one time. You make

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sound like I'm neglecting the family.

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I can't keep running home from work.
You've got to be available.

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You know, I am not getting into this
right now. I want to check on Max.

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Honey, how are you feeling?

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Not good.

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It's at its temperature and there's no
fever.

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It's a stomachache. It's going around
the school.

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It lasts three days.

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Three days?

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So you'll be fine to go to that laser
tag birthday party on Saturday?

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Is that this Saturday?

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You know, if he's this thick, maybe we
should take him to the hospital.

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I hear they got a new stomach pump. More
pressure?

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Did they fix it?

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Because I heard it turned one kid
completely inside out.

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Okay,

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okay, I'm not sick.

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Hey, so why'd you lie?

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I had to get out of school.

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I wasn't ready to take my reading test
for special ed.

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Dad tried to help me with my homework,
but I don't have that kind of time.

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Next, why didn't you ask me?

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You said we...

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Honey, that's not what I meant.

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You can always come to me, okay?

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Okay.

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Sorry I lied, Dad. I just didn't want to
get help back.

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Well, there's something I want to know.

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Hey, how'd you fake the vomit?

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Let's just say I know a guy.

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Angie. Don't say it.

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I'll say it for you.

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I screwed up.

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Well, that's no fun.

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I overdid it. I took on too much stuff.

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So what's going on?

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You know what I did today?

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I brought a meal to an old woman.

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She thanked me.

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She hugged me.

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She also thought I was Natalie Wood, but
that's another story.

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Angie, I know you like helping people.

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It's not just helping people. I made a
difference.

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I wasn't making a difference around here
anymore.

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Are you kidding? You make a huge
difference.

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You just don't get the thank yous.

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Kids never appreciate anything you do.

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Remember when we made the deal that one
of us would work and one of us would

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stay home with the kids?

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Angie, you picked a harder job.

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I get to punch in and punch out, but you
don't, sucker.

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I'll cut back.

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They do need me.

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And I need you, too.

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Come here, baby.

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You know, when we got married, you said
we'd spend our whole lives together.

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And that didn't sound so good at first.

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But I've kind of gotten used to the
idea.

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Me, too.

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Hey, Carmen found Max's underwear.

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George!

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What's wrong?

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I'm so sick.

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But we were supposed to see the
Nutcracker today.

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Is that this Saturday?

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You just stay here and relax, okay?

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Are those your golf shoes?

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That's not a thermometer.