1 00:00:02,060 --> 00:00:07,100 Which brings to 12 the number of hall monitors we have for trolling on any 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:09,140 Tuesday during this last semester. 3 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:13,920 The report further stated that erasers and generic brand pencils aren't 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,360 as well. The PTA keeps them here. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,560 They know we want cookies, and they hold them until the end of the meeting. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:21,240 They're evil. 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,740 I'm going in, Angie. Cover me. 8 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:30,300 Amy, what are you doing? 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,600 Oh, my little Kimmy goes here now. 10 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:34,900 Oh, I didn't know accident Amy had a little accident Kimmy. No. 11 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:36,539 Which one is she? 12 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:37,540 She's that one right there. 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:38,479 Hi, Amy. 14 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,500 Hey. Oh. 15 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,500 Are you okay? You all right? All right. Yeah, she's okay. She's okay. 16 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:47,780 She's fine. She's good. She's good. Maybe you should have another kid just 17 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:48,780 parts. 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,760 We're not accident prone. We're just enthusiastic people with a slight depth 19 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,760 perception problem. 20 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,060 Okay. 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,400 Okay. 22 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:20,280 This is the last weekend of our chocolate bar drive. Now, our kids are 23 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,420 looking forward to going to Florida to watch the space shuttle launch. 24 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,540 So go anywhere. People are craving chocolate. 25 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:29,170 Except my son and I have dibs on AA meetings. 26 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,010 What do they want from us? 27 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:35,350 They had a big sale for books, a walk -a -thon for computers, and what about 28 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,710 that silent auction? 29 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:39,050 That was for equipment for the hearing impaired. 30 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:41,410 No one else saw the irony in that. 31 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,210 You're a good con. 32 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:46,030 I don't think so. 33 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:47,310 This isn't about education. 34 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:50,530 This is about sending 100 kids and their teachers on a glorified vacation to 35 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:52,170 Florida. But Max really wants to go. 36 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,950 Okay, how many candy bars does he have to sell? 200. 37 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,720 200? How many has he sold? Ten. We bought ten! 38 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,020 Hey, man, turn around. 39 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,260 George, we have to help him. 40 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,940 I'm so sad when our little salesman trudges home with his box full of candy 41 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:13,460 and says, I just need one good lead, Mommy. Just one good lead. 42 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:18,580 Right, I'll try to unload them at work. But I'll need time to spread the rumor 43 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,320 that these bars help you pass a urine test. 44 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:25,240 Okay, now it's... It's time to elect a new secretary. 45 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,040 Pick me. Pick me. 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,840 You have to be nominated. 47 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,720 George. George, nominate me. 48 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,980 I nominate Amy Kirkham. 49 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:42,440 Congratulations, Amy. You're the new secretary. Nobody else wants the job. 50 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,440 Don't worry. He's already got kids. It's good. 51 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,760 Right now. 52 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,460 Hey, 53 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:31,300 Alberto, help me out. 54 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,340 I'm selling this for my kid's school trip. You want to buy one? What? 55 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:36,138 One of these. 56 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,140 Why? 57 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,100 Oh, a candy bar. I already bought some. 58 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,739 From who? 59 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,740 From me. 60 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,300 The AC's out. 61 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,080 Point it toward the machines. 62 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:05,880 You know, your kid should sell her own candy. 63 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,260 So should yours. 64 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,300 Hey, this is a big factory. May the best man win. Or woman. Or manager. 65 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:13,740 Hey, Amy. 66 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,420 Or woman. 67 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,160 Hey, handsome. I'm selling candy. 68 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,160 Want to buy some? 69 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,240 Oh, yeah. 70 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,380 When you come back. 71 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:29,500 I'm selling candy, too, man. I'm your homeboy. We go back, man. Remember? 72 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:31,010 Remember? 73 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,170 Ernesto. 74 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:36,830 Your hair smells good. 75 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:39,410 Hey, smell mine too. I'm ocean fresh. 76 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,750 Here's all the money in my wallet. 77 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,970 I could compete with that, but I don't want to. 78 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:51,810 I should go down to shipping. Those guys love their chocolate. 79 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,650 Not if I get there first. 80 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,290 Watch out for the thing there. 81 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:06,010 Hey, Grandma, what's up? 82 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:08,510 Can't a grandmother just visit her granddaughter? 83 00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:12,150 You never have before. The last time you were in my room, I was in a crib. 84 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:14,890 How can you possibly remember that? 85 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,810 You never forget the first time you smelled nicotine in Colt 45. 86 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:24,630 Well, you know, I was just waiting till you covered every inch of your walls in 87 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:25,630 stupid posters. 88 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,080 Look, Grandma, I know why you're doing this. 89 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:38,040 I've had a rough couple of months. Trouble at school, my best friend moving 90 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,700 away. But I know that you care, and I don't want you to worry. 91 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,740 Everything is going to be all right. 92 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,620 Yeah, yeah, that's nice, but that's not why I'm here. 93 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:48,720 I want to look younger. 94 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:53,900 Are you asking me to give you a makeover? I never said those exact 95 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:58,490 disappointed. I've been practicing on Max for years. Oh, he's a cute kid. 96 00:05:58,730 --> 00:05:59,730 Thank you. 97 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:02,910 Tomorrow, six o 'clock. You got it. 98 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:07,370 Oh, I can't. I promised Mrs. Rinaldo I'd wheel her to the drugstore to get her 99 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,070 prescription. Blow her off. 100 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:16,590 So how'd it go? 101 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:19,970 Not good. We only made 75 bucks. 102 00:06:20,570 --> 00:06:21,409 That's it? 103 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:24,110 Did you go to the rich neighborhoods and do that gang thing I taught you? 104 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:29,590 Show me how you did it. 105 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:34,530 Hello, I'm an at -risk youth. 106 00:06:34,970 --> 00:06:38,850 If you buy these delicious chocolate bars, you can help keep me off the 107 00:06:38,850 --> 00:06:40,450 and ensure your future safety. 108 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:43,430 Please, don't let me make you a statistic. 109 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,730 How can that not work? 110 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:49,530 Well, it didn't. 111 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,070 Wait, where'd you park the SUV? 112 00:06:52,430 --> 00:06:53,430 Out front. 113 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,020 GloryMax, the little engine that could, that kept saying, I think I can, I think 114 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,380 I can, I think I can. 115 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:05,840 I need a number. 116 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Five bars. 117 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:11,240 I'm never going to Florida. 118 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,520 Oh, no. 119 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:21,120 That's Debbie Mickens with the PTA coming to collect the money. 120 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,540 Collect the money? What is she, the mob? 121 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:27,040 Today's the deadline. We're supposed to have $600. 122 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:38,360 over $1 ,000 worth of bars. 123 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,220 He's a natural salesman. 124 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,220 Too bad he wants to be a doctor. 125 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,740 Hey, uh... Hey. 126 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,920 Listen, Debbie, Max wasn't as lucky as Tyler, but he did his best, and we're 127 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,160 proud to present you with... $120. 128 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,900 No problem. You can just write us a check for the rest. 129 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:02,260 Sell the candy later. 130 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,940 I don't want to keep the candy. I want to return the candy. 131 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,920 Well, the PTA doesn't want the candy. 132 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,920 Well, I don't want the candy either. 133 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:20,060 Well, then you should have sold it. 134 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:27,880 George, let's just write her a check, okay? Angie, that's 480 bucks on top of 135 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,880 what we already bought. 136 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:32,280 This family's got bigger priorities than sending Max to watch a rocket launch 137 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,440 from bleachers three miles away. 138 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,900 But, Dad, all she wants is a check. 139 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:38,130 Please. It's just one check. 140 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:39,570 Max, do you know what a check is? 141 00:08:39,789 --> 00:08:41,909 Yeah. You've got a whole stack of them. 142 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,570 You write on it, and people give you stuff. 143 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:49,410 Max, you just can't write a check. You have to have the money to back it up. 144 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,390 What are you talking about? 145 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:57,470 This gives me a great idea for our next field trip, the U .S. Mint in 146 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,550 Washington, D .C. 147 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:02,010 Yeah, well, while you're there, Debbie, grab 480 bucks, because you're not 148 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:03,010 getting it from me. 149 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:07,980 Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. 150 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:09,580 Bye, Angie. 151 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,120 Bye, Max. 152 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,200 Bye, Debbie. 153 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,280 I'll see you at Tyler's birthday party on Sunday. 154 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,540 George, what were you thinking? 155 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,340 Angie, please, I'm doing the right thing. 156 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,080 I thought you wanted to give your kids the things that you never had. 157 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,700 I thought the day I got him a car seat, we were even. 158 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,400 George, is he? 159 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:43,740 Mac, look, I try to give you everything I can, but sometimes it doesn't work 160 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:46,020 out. But all my friends are going. 161 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:49,260 We waste money on a lot of other things. 162 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,380 Why does Mom need a car? She doesn't work. 163 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,380 Don't talk to your mother like that. 164 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,580 This sucks. 165 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:00,940 Hey! 166 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,500 He's right, George. It does suck. 167 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,940 And don't even think about selling my car. 168 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:07,940 But really, Angie, where do you go? 169 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,640 To the store. 170 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,520 I was kidding. Man, you're already mad. 171 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:25,340 Okay, to get rid of the bags under your eyes, I'm going to use a little 172 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,340 Preparation H. 173 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,460 Preparation H on my eyes? 174 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,540 Yeah, it's a beauty secret the models use. 175 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,120 All right. 176 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:38,790 As long as I don't have to put lipstick on my ass. 177 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:44,810 I was thinking of going sleeveless, but I want to hide this. 178 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,510 Whoa, Manny. 179 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,170 Wait, isn't that Grandpa's name? 180 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:54,870 Yep. I was 16, stupid, crazy in love. 181 00:10:55,150 --> 00:10:56,550 We got matching tattoos. 182 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,550 It says Manny, too. 183 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,370 Well, if it means something, I wouldn't cover it up. 184 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:07,000 I don't think Charlie would like it. 185 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,200 Charlie? 186 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,420 Grandma's got a man. Details. 187 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:16,740 Well, he comes by work once a week, you know, to fill up the vending machines. 188 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,200 He's always saying, Benny, I got your cookies. 189 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,580 Yeah, he does. 190 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,360 Hey, Max. 191 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:31,680 Want me to play catch with you? 192 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,540 Sure. I've got plenty of time. 193 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,450 I'm not going anywhere. Like Florida? 194 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:38,050 Max, 195 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:39,810 I'm not doing this to hurt you. 196 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,550 Sometimes when you think something's wrong, you have to stand up and say so. 197 00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:47,590 Even if it makes your own son mad at you. 198 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:53,010 You know, Grandma keeps a lot of cash in her bra. 199 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:57,810 I don't think you're getting my point. 200 00:11:58,390 --> 00:11:59,550 And never go in there. 201 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,330 Even if you think you see gold. 202 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,080 Hey, Angie. 203 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,040 You remember Sue Palmer, don't you? 204 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,480 Yeah, isn't she one of the PTA moms? 205 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,220 Yep, that's Sue. 206 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,100 I bumped into her outside the store. 207 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,840 She had this box of canned goods she was going to give to the homeless shelter. 208 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,300 Then she saw me and said, well, I might as well cut out the middleman. 209 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,760 Happy Thanksgiving. 210 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,820 Ooh, mini raviolis. 211 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,500 George, she thinks we're broke because you didn't give the PTA a check. 212 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:34,860 Angie, she's joking. 213 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240 I thought so, too. 214 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,860 her I liked her sweater, and she gave it to me. 215 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:42,440 And put a 20 in each pocket. 216 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440 Where's the other one? 217 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:48,220 Don't you get it? I was humiliated. 218 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,420 Come on, but you know it's not true. 219 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,240 Angie, besides, those people don't even know what poor is. 220 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:58,080 Poor is having your mom buy one churro for nine kids and say, lick it and pass 221 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,140 it, lick it and pass it. Take a bite and see what's going to happen. Lick it and 222 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:01,779 pass it. 223 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,440 Then she'd flip it over and say, lick it and pass it. Why are you crying? 224 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,280 Okay, George, we can deal with this. But what about when the other kids start to 225 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,120 make fun of Max because they think he can't afford the trip? 226 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,480 Just write the check and we can go to the PTA meeting tonight. 227 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,280 All right. 228 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,160 I don't want anyone making fun of Max. 229 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,720 But this has gotten way out of hand. 230 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,860 Not to mention 500 bucks down the drain. 231 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,780 It's a month of groceries. 232 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,060 A couple months of gas, a new set of tires. 233 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:31,700 500 items from the 99 cent store. 234 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,040 Sign it. 235 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:36,370 25 anniversary gifts. 236 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:44,410 I am pleased to announce our candy drive was a super success. 237 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,050 Wait. 238 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:50,350 Almost every family met or exceeded their goals. 239 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,820 you gonna give her the check after the meeting this is nobody else's business 240 00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,840 there were just a few unfortunate families who weren't able to make their 241 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:15,040 right right the um the sororians the o 'briens and the lopez's 242 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:21,640 i'm sorry i wasn't supposed to tell everybody the names of the poor people 243 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:26,480 okay i am striking the following unfortunate families from the the record 244 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:31,210 would be the sororians the o 'briens And the Lopez. And that was just it, right? 245 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:33,250 It was just the Soroyans, O 'Briens, and Lopez? 246 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,490 Excuse me! 247 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,010 I'd like to interrupt now. 248 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,610 The chair recognizes Mr. Lopez. 249 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:43,850 Thank you for your pity. 250 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,510 And cream corn. 251 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,130 But there's been a misunderstanding. 252 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,770 The Lopez's can't afford to send their son on the trip. 253 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,570 And I have the check right here. 254 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,630 Thank you, George. Let's give George a... 255 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,360 Now, the reason I wasn't going to give up the check was on principle. 256 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,000 Strip of the luxury, not a necessity. 257 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,620 Just want everybody to acknowledge that. 258 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,180 Well, I guess that all depends on how you define necessity. 259 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,700 No, it can only be defined one way. 260 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,020 Nobody needs to see a space shuttle launch. 261 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,920 Nobody needs to use their outdoor voice. 262 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,240 I don't think you're getting it, Debbie. 263 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:30,680 Look, I don't mind paying for books or computers or anything else a kid needs 264 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,800 get a good education, but this is way over the top. 265 00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:37,880 So, before I hand you this check, we all have to agree. 266 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:43,600 Nobody needs to see a space shuttle launch. But it is a wonderful thing to 267 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,640 I've seen it twice. 268 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,120 Come on, repeat after me. 269 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:50,320 Nobody need to see a space shuttle launch. 270 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,600 Give me the check. 271 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,520 I'm trying to give you the check, but you won't help me, Debbie. 272 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,080 Give her the damn check and I'll... 273 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,220 Excuse, do not give me the check. We don't have to go through all this. 274 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,340 Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of. 275 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080 What did you say? 276 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:18,160 Um, she said, just give me the check. And you said, there's a murder in your 277 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,620 eyes. I'm trying to give you the check, but you won't help me, Debbie. 278 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,740 And then she said some stuff that I didn't catch, but it ended with, poverty 279 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:29,620 nothing to be ashamed of. And then you said, what did you say? Like, you didn't 280 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,800 hear something that nasty, which I really ought to believe. 281 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,130 Look, a lot of people here are tired of being squeezed. But nobody wants to 282 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,690 speak up because they're worried everybody's going to think you're a bad 283 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:46,010 But you're not a bad parent just because you don't want to waste money on a 284 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,010 field trip. 285 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:51,690 Nobody needs to see a space shuttle launch. Right, Debbie? 286 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,030 I'm not saying it. Fine. 287 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:58,090 Then my kid's not going because I'd rather burn this check than give it to 288 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:03,870 George, don't do that. George, George, don't do that. Stop. You have to be very 289 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:04,950 careful with fire. 290 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,290 George! 291 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,069 Okay. 292 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,030 What came after I'd rather burn this check? 293 00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,329 She's on fire! 294 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:18,089 She's on fire. No, it was more like... She's on fire! 295 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,290 She's on fire! 296 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:28,050 I hope I don't have to get another graft. I'm almost out of butt skin. 297 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,340 and talk to me the whole ride home. 298 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,820 Just give it to me, okay? 299 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,480 Okay. 300 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,420 I talked to some of the other parents while you're being interrogated by the 301 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,420 fire marshal. 302 00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:54,640 And a lot of them felt like you do, but were too afraid to say anything. You 303 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,640 were right. 304 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,300 What? 305 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,140 What? I didn't expect that. Say it again. 306 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,580 Come on. I don't hear it that often. Let me enjoy it. 307 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,340 With a French accent. 308 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,720 You were right. 309 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Shoo! 310 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,520 Oh, Mom, what's the occasion? Hey, is your pen pal getting out of prison? 311 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,240 That's not funny. You know he fried last year. 312 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,040 Don't listen to him, Grandma. I think Charlie's going to flip when he sees you 313 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,040 tomorrow. 314 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:41,830 Charlie from work, the vending machine guy? 315 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:43,490 Yeah. What about it? 316 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,290 Mom, he's married. 317 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,490 No, he's not. He doesn't wear a ring. 318 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,130 He takes it off so it doesn't get caught in the machine. 319 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,090 But he was winking at me. 320 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:54,810 He's got a tick. 321 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,830 Well, he grabbed my butt. 322 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:02,550 When? 323 00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:07,190 All right, I put his hand there, but he took his sweet time. 324 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500 Never mind. 325 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,680 Come on, Carmen. Let's go grape off the war paint. 326 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,800 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Benny. You're all dressed up. You should go someplace 327 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,760 nice and show yourself off. 328 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,560 There's plenty of other guys out there. 329 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,740 Well, yeah. 330 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,680 You're right. 331 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,720 You know what? 332 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:36,920 I think I'm going to go cruise the Home Depot and act like I don't know nothing. 333 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,240 Space Center in Florida. 334 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,200 Still bummed you didn't go on the shuttle trip? 335 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,000 Nah, I'm okay. 336 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,840 I like it better this way. 337 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,420 I like standing up for what I believe in. 338 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,880 Are you just saying that to make me feel better? 339 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,380 Mm -hmm. 340 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,860 T minus 20 seconds. 341 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:15,180 19. 18. 342 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,260 Holding at 17. 343 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,500 Hang on, folks. Apparently there's a fuel line situation. 344 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,840 It looks like they're scrubbing the launch. 345 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,080 They're scrubbing the launch! 346 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,550 See, if you were stuck in Florida right now, you wouldn't be able to watch this. 347 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,270 Not that. 348 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,350 This. 349 00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:41,650 Yeah. 350 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:43,210 Oh, body slam. 351 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,170 Oh, we got to be careful. 352 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,810 Almost got some culture there. 353 00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,270 Only one way to get rid of it. 354 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:50,930 Pull my finger. 355 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:01,550 This is a big factory. May the best man win. Or a woman. Or a comedian -turned 356 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:02,529 -sitcom star. 357 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,030 Or the ketchup or chocolate. 358 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,390 Oh! Take it, take it, take it. You want this? 359 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:08,830 Can you chew it? 360 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,030 Can you chew it? 361 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,810 Limbo! Chocolate limbo! 362 00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:17,990 Give me that chocolate. 363 00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:19,350 Give us the chocolate.