1 00:00:04,824 --> 00:00:06,659 Ok, so... 2 00:00:07,395 --> 00:00:09,269 Tell me about the job hunt. 3 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:12,689 Did my little worker bee find a happy hive? 4 00:00:13,632 --> 00:00:15,955 No. All the jobs had the same problem... 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,650 a dumbass boss. 6 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:21,432 You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape 7 00:00:21,466 --> 00:00:24,025 was called "duck" tape. 8 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:27,379 A security guard had to pull us apart. 9 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:32,734 Oh, honey, you'll find something. You worked at that auto parts plant for so long... 10 00:00:32,846 --> 00:00:35,829 Did you try looking at auto parts stores? 11 00:00:36,009 --> 00:00:38,287 Well, I'll be, Kitty. 12 00:00:38,478 --> 00:00:42,425 And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut. 13 00:00:54,906 --> 00:00:57,108 What the hell is wrong with your muffler? 14 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:59,733 I hadn't noticed anything. 15 00:01:00,672 --> 00:01:04,095 Maybe I was too busy enjoying my morning ice cream. That's right. 16 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:08,585 My morning ice cream. Part of my new "year off" philosophy, I want a treat, 17 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,069 I get a treat. 18 00:01:11,407 --> 00:01:12,990 We haven't even had lunch yet. 19 00:01:13,024 --> 00:01:18,670 Eric never eats dessert before a meal. He used to say, "When I finish my peas, I can eat what I please." 20 00:01:19,556 --> 00:01:21,463 I taught him that. 21 00:01:21,811 --> 00:01:26,661 I also taught him, "Eat your asparagus, or people will stare at us." 22 00:01:27,985 --> 00:01:30,275 It's not true, but he was little. 23 00:01:31,195 --> 00:01:34,558 Good lord. Is that bubble gum ice cream? 24 00:01:34,603 --> 00:01:39,475 Well, it's not simply bubble gum ice cream. It's frosty double bubble blast off. 25 00:01:40,597 --> 00:01:42,319 Why are you with him? 26 00:01:42,532 --> 00:01:44,462 I find him whimsical. 27 00:01:44,507 --> 00:01:45,967 So do I. 28 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:49,233 Isn't that nice? They find me whimsical. 29 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,688 Who's got a bad muffler? 30 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:55,888 See? Even Bob knows when a car sounds off. 31 00:01:55,921 --> 00:01:58,907 I never know what you mean by "even Bob"... 32 00:01:59,679 --> 00:02:02,461 but I like to assume it's a compliment. 33 00:02:03,036 --> 00:02:05,067 Have you checked your muffler lately? 34 00:02:05,112 --> 00:02:07,559 Uh, I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't. 35 00:02:07,593 --> 00:02:10,711 But that green liquid stuff under the hood seems to be at a 36 00:02:10,745 --> 00:02:12,608 really healthy level. 37 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:14,584 Coolant. 38 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,646 Donna, I think I can handle this, okay? 39 00:02:17,994 --> 00:02:20,025 You cool it. 40 00:02:21,777 --> 00:02:23,155 All right, that's it. 41 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,704 We're goin' to the muffler shop. 42 00:02:24,872 --> 00:02:28,711 This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today. 43 00:02:29,104 --> 00:02:33,009 Well, it's not a trip to Europe, but at least I get out of the house. 44 00:02:33,335 --> 00:02:38,486 Wait a second. You're not just tricking me into the car then really taking me to the pediatrician for a booster shot, are you? 45 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,621 No. 46 00:02:39,676 --> 00:02:40,690 Good. 47 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,401 'Cause that only works twice. 48 00:02:48,351 --> 00:02:51,921 So, Steven, did you have a good time when you went out with your new dad? 49 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,088 Yeah, it was all right. 50 00:02:53,122 --> 00:02:54,738 Well, have you called him yet? 51 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:55,670 No. 52 00:02:56,478 --> 00:02:59,944 Well, I know if I went out with a boy and he didn't call me after three days, 53 00:03:00,090 --> 00:03:02,212 I'd know he wasn't interested. 54 00:03:02,717 --> 00:03:05,141 Well, Jackie, my dad and I aren't dating. 55 00:03:05,231 --> 00:03:08,136 We're a father and an illegitimate son. 56 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:14,514 - Great news. I had a baby, and it's a girl. - Hi, man.. 57 00:03:14,576 --> 00:03:16,575 - Fantastic. - Congratulations, man. 58 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:22,154 See, Michael, I'm trying to be happy for you, but your hair is making it really hard. 59 00:03:22,771 --> 00:03:24,100 What happened? 60 00:03:24,156 --> 00:03:29,196 Well, I was waiting for Brooke to have the baby, right? And I was chewing gum, and then... 61 00:03:29,387 --> 00:03:33,404 and then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head. 62 00:03:34,618 --> 00:03:36,358 And then I did. 63 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,668 And then you probably figured out the rest of the story. 64 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:41,296 Oh, what's her name? 65 00:03:41,316 --> 00:03:44,291 - Betsy. - Fat girl's name. 66 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,019 I don't know. I kinda like it. 67 00:03:47,198 --> 00:03:49,688 But, of course, I also like the larger ladies. 68 00:03:50,799 --> 00:03:56,288 Well, I had no say. If it was up to me, it would've been something classy, like Bambi. 69 00:03:58,009 --> 00:04:01,836 Man, do you even know what classy means? 'Cause you're always sayin' things are classy when they aren't, 70 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:04,115 like your "classy" carpeted van. 71 00:04:05,024 --> 00:04:06,876 The shaggin' wagon? 72 00:04:08,923 --> 00:04:12,545 - That had a buttload of class. - Check it out. 73 00:04:13,784 --> 00:04:15,456 Wait, Michael, 74 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:18,094 these are all pictures of you. 75 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:22,118 Yeah, I was the only thing not covered in slime. 76 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,598 Oh, here's one of Brooke's boobs. 77 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,872 Where did that one of Brooke's boobs go? 78 00:04:35,499 --> 00:04:36,711 Oh, here we go. 79 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:38,418 Here's a picture of the kid. 80 00:04:39,093 --> 00:04:41,462 Nice, Kelso. She's got Brooke's eyes 81 00:04:41,484 --> 00:04:43,964 and your fondness for mooning the camera. 82 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:47,691 Oh, Michael, she is adorable. 83 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:50,833 Hey, I brought cigars to celebrate. 84 00:04:50,878 --> 00:04:52,203 - Ooh, sweet. - Fun. 85 00:04:52,256 --> 00:04:53,718 I love cigars. 86 00:04:54,247 --> 00:04:55,956 I hate cigars. 87 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:00,517 This is way worse than what we usually do in the circle. 88 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:02,930 It tastes disgusting. It smells rank. 89 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:04,895 It doesn't even make stuff funny. 90 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:07,342 This should be illegal. 91 00:05:08,633 --> 00:05:10,269 I hate this. 92 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:14,463 It's like smoking a dirty sock, only easier. 93 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,733 I love cigars. 94 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:20,383 I'm good at everything! 95 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:24,385 I just threw up a little. 96 00:05:27,698 --> 00:05:30,773 That 70's show - Saison 7 Episode 3 (I can't get no) Satisfaction 97 00:05:30,805 --> 00:05:33,979 Synchro par Kiff Correction par Guzo 98 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:37,026 www.forom.com 99 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:40,153 Merci a Raceman 100 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,213 Pre�asoval / Retiming blsho 101 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,092 "Out of business"? 102 00:06:09,314 --> 00:06:12,931 I can't believe it. I loved this place. How could this happen? 103 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:16,070 Red, it's not your ancestral home. 104 00:06:16,141 --> 00:06:20,238 Well, what kind of a town is this anymore if we don't even have a muffler shop? 105 00:06:20,536 --> 00:06:22,412 A loud one. 106 00:06:23,131 --> 00:06:26,077 Oh, cheer up. Maybe this is good news. 107 00:06:26,358 --> 00:06:31,707 Ooh, what if something fun opens up here next, like a button shop? 108 00:06:33,636 --> 00:06:39,272 We could come here as a family and just dig and dig through big drawers of buttons. 109 00:06:40,096 --> 00:06:42,779 I think it sounds fun. 110 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:49,058 Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I want to do on my year off. Check out number five. 111 00:06:49,269 --> 00:06:51,973 "Jump into my car through the window like the duke boys." 112 00:06:52,007 --> 00:06:53,516 No, no, no, no. 113 00:06:53,639 --> 00:06:56,375 No, I already did that. That should be crossed off. 114 00:06:56,674 --> 00:06:58,111 Number six. 115 00:06:58,199 --> 00:07:00,216 "Vandalize a local business." 116 00:07:00,251 --> 00:07:03,987 Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop. 117 00:07:04,022 --> 00:07:06,267 Imagine the muffler shop signs 118 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:07,828 with the "l-e-r" 119 00:07:07,868 --> 00:07:10,148 scratched off the word "muffler." 120 00:07:11,604 --> 00:07:12,744 Eric... 121 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,252 No, that's gross. 122 00:07:15,761 --> 00:07:18,549 What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross. 123 00:07:19,075 --> 00:07:21,408 "Replace your old muffler" 124 00:07:21,829 --> 00:07:23,723 without the "ler"? 125 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:26,541 "Replace your old mu.." 126 00:07:27,435 --> 00:07:28,856 Oh, I get it. 127 00:07:30,505 --> 00:07:31,768 I get it. 128 00:07:32,241 --> 00:07:35,451 Okay. You know I'm digging the new whimsical Eric, but 129 00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:38,625 don't you think you could find a prank that isn't highly offensive to women? 130 00:07:38,677 --> 00:07:41,186 Donna, you're asking me to play tennis without a racket here. 131 00:07:41,235 --> 00:07:43,094 Okay, what if.. 132 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:49,776 what if you took "m-u-f" off the front of "muffler" so the sign says stuff about "flers"? Right? 133 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:55,104 That's french for "flowers," and people will be really mad if they thought it was a french flower shop. 134 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,367 Huh? 135 00:07:56,648 --> 00:07:59,243 Yeah, that sucks. Yours is funny. Go. 136 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:06,461 I never thought this would happen, but I have officially become more attractive. 137 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:13,581 Tonight, I have a date with a chick who called my single fatherhood the cutest thing she'd ever heard of. 138 00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:17,668 You know, I don't know why more guys don't impregnate women and then not marry them. 139 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:21,740 Maybe because it's irresponsible and shortsighted. 140 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:26,265 Okay, I might be irresponsible, but my vision is perfect. 141 00:08:31,703 --> 00:08:33,895 "Trade in your used muffler." 142 00:08:36,859 --> 00:08:38,118 It's brilliant. 143 00:08:39,223 --> 00:08:42,556 He's right. I am delighted and disgusted at the same time. 144 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:45,941 It's just nice to finally feel that way when I'm not alone. 145 00:08:46,309 --> 00:08:49,413 - Hey, uh, let me ask you guys a question about my dad. - Shoot. 146 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:53,978 How often are you supposed to talk to the man who impregnated your mom before she married the man you thought was your father? 147 00:08:54,013 --> 00:08:58,258 Um, I could check with some folks in Kentucky and get back to you. 148 00:08:58,451 --> 00:09:01,748 I could give you the number of some first cousins who got married. 149 00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:04,186 Thanks, man. I don't really want to talk to your parents. 150 00:09:04,572 --> 00:09:06,571 Oh! Good burn. 151 00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:13,373 Okay, ice cream's finished. Bubble gum, I will save you for later. Guys, let's do this. 152 00:09:15,548 --> 00:09:17,740 "Winterize your muffler." 153 00:09:19,915 --> 00:09:24,362 You know, I almost hope we get arrested. I really want this on my record. 154 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:37,042 Well, it's clear these baby pictures are having the desired effect. 155 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:42,536 Oh, here's another one after we hosed her off and warmed her up. 156 00:09:42,589 --> 00:09:46,114 Oh, she's so cute. Almost as cute as you. 157 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,412 Yeah, she wishes. 158 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,320 Oh, my gosh! I had that same blankie when I was a baby. 159 00:09:52,354 --> 00:09:55,037 My daddy used to wrap me in it after my bath. 160 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,072 Your daddy? 161 00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:00,299 Oh, my god. 162 00:10:00,755 --> 00:10:03,158 You're--you're somebody's daughter? 163 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:05,813 So? 164 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:11,268 So I'm thinking about how I would feel if my baby girl was out with a guy like me. 165 00:10:11,794 --> 00:10:15,249 And it is not good! I'm all hands! 166 00:10:15,494 --> 00:10:18,581 That's okay, because I want you to... 167 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,987 Dude, that is not what that is for! 168 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:26,442 Look at you, 169 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,350 with your bright eyes and your rosy cheeks. 170 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,159 I think vandalism really agrees with you. 171 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,847 Well, Donna, I think I've really turned a corner here. I'm tough, 172 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:37,251 I'm gritty... 173 00:10:38,135 --> 00:10:40,281 okay, I've got paint under my fingernails. 174 00:10:40,869 --> 00:10:44,321 I may need to borrow my mother's manicure set. 175 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,675 No, leave it. It makes you look dangerous. Like... 176 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,325 like you don't even know what a manicure set is. 177 00:10:51,849 --> 00:10:54,838 Donna, you got a little something on your face. I got it. 178 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,412 Kitty, come on in here. 179 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,162 Boy, have I got big news. 180 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,586 - What's going on? - We just came from the bank. 181 00:11:04,628 --> 00:11:07,659 You know that muffler shop that went out of business? 182 00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:08,950 I bought it. 183 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:10,381 Oh, no! 184 00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:17,661 Do the oh, no oh, no! 185 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,130 Do the oh, no oh, no! 186 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:21,267 Come on! 187 00:11:21,295 --> 00:11:22,740 Everybody. 188 00:11:23,175 --> 00:11:25,855 Do the oh, no say what? 189 00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:28,644 Do the oh, no right now 190 00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:38,713 What the hell? 191 00:11:44,762 --> 00:11:47,596 Yeah, "What the hell?" Is right. 192 00:11:47,849 --> 00:11:50,585 Who would do such an irresponsible and 193 00:11:50,641 --> 00:11:52,549 ironic thing? 194 00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:56,681 Certainly not anyone I would want to make out with. 195 00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,459 I mean the opposite of that. 196 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:04,229 Okay, you gotta admit it. This one's pretty funny. 197 00:12:06,323 --> 00:12:08,792 I'm sorry. I love wordplay. 198 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,293 I don't get it. 199 00:12:10,757 --> 00:12:13,016 What's so funny about a muff? 200 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:17,057 - Kitty... - I mean, muffs aren't funny. 201 00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:21,969 I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years. 202 00:12:22,516 --> 00:12:25,000 For the love of god, 203 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:26,585 please. 204 00:12:26,852 --> 00:12:30,275 - Just tell me what's so funny about my... - Nothing. 205 00:12:31,173 --> 00:12:32,538 Nothing is funny. 206 00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:34,264 Exactly. 207 00:12:34,909 --> 00:12:37,098 Would you look at this? 208 00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:41,209 Bubble gum ice cream? 209 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,108 Okay, 210 00:12:45,262 --> 00:12:46,792 good start. 211 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:51,141 Now let's fan out and search for more clues. 212 00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:01,345 So then I realized that Kimberly is some guy's daughter. 213 00:13:02,706 --> 00:13:05,849 Yeah, he probably loves her as much as I love my daughter, 214 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:11,631 and then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower and scrub until a little skin came off. 215 00:13:12,711 --> 00:13:15,391 So the joy of having a daughter has come with some tragedy. 216 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:18,717 You can no longer treat women like meaning less whores. 217 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,779 Sucker! 218 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:25,339 Steven, see, fathers love their children, 219 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:28,355 just like your new daddy loves you, so call him. 220 00:13:29,491 --> 00:13:30,207 No. 221 00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:33,603 Steven, you never do anything I say. 222 00:13:33,659 --> 00:13:37,872 If you were a dog or someone who worked for me, I'd smack you in the nose with a newspaper. 223 00:13:39,471 --> 00:13:40,397 All right, 224 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:45,463 you guys, this is serious! I may never be able to have sex again, 225 00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:50,262 now that I realize that women are more than just sex objects. 226 00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:56,127 Hey, is this like the time you realized you wanted to be a cop or like the time you realized that you were a robot? 227 00:13:57,769 --> 00:14:01,401 My eyes were red in all of my pictures. 228 00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:06,760 You know, I just don't believe that you've changed this much. 229 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:07,968 For example, 230 00:14:08,403 --> 00:14:13,815 what would you do if I were to lean way over like this? 231 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:20,031 What are you doing? Grab it, man! 232 00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:27,044 I can't! I respect women now! Listen, what am I gonna do? 233 00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:29,668 It's no big deal, man. You can, um, just... 234 00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:33,721 - ...never have sex again. - With this body? 235 00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:37,607 All right, the people would riot in the streets. 236 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:41,607 You know, you could engage in a meaningful relationship. 237 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:45,829 Donna, this is no time for your feminist mumbo-jumbo. 238 00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:49,113 Okay, wait, you guys, he doesn't wanna change. 239 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:53,463 He wants to feel like he's respecting women while still acting like a shallow creep. 240 00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:56,755 You know, you've always gotten me, Jackie. 241 00:14:57,849 --> 00:15:03,686 That's it. I need a loophole so I can keep doing what I'm doing without being a bad father. 242 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,198 The father! 243 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:07,373 The father is the key. 244 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,632 Oh, so we kill the father. 245 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:15,669 Yeah, that's.. that's not what I meant. 246 00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,153 Oh, me either. 247 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:25,056 Well, of course Steven should call his dad. 248 00:15:25,095 --> 00:15:27,719 I know, but he won't do it, and I've tried everything... 249 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,582 nagging him, poking him, smacking him. 250 00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,837 You know, my bag of tricks is empty. 251 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:36,114 Well, he needs a father. 252 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:41,277 The day is fast approaching when someone's gonna have to talk to him about the birds and the bees. 253 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,536 Well, actually, Mrs. Forman... 254 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:46,202 yes, it's fast, fast approaching. 255 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:52,328 - Oh! Here he comes. Okay, please do something. - Okay. I'm good at this. 256 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:58,502 Oh, this is Steven's father, you say? 257 00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:04,144 You really wanna talk to him but he has to call you first, you say? 258 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,424 Mrs. Forman? 259 00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:09,389 I know you're not really on the phone with my dad. 260 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,565 Oh, you do? 261 00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:13,814 Oh, you do? 262 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,167 Well, you're right. 263 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:22,837 - I thought you said you were good at this. - He is a lot savvier than Eric. 264 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:27,897 Why can't you guys just let me do things my own way? 265 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:30,440 Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you. 266 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:35,892 And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away. 267 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:42,346 And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple. 268 00:16:43,275 --> 00:16:44,341 Fine. 269 00:16:44,412 --> 00:16:48,411 I'll call, if you both promise to stop bothering me about it and let me do it by myself. 270 00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:50,796 - Absolutely. - Anything you want. 271 00:16:55,163 --> 00:16:57,268 I wish I had a camera. 272 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:02,121 Can I just get a picture of you holding the phone? 273 00:17:02,245 --> 00:17:05,033 - I'm hanging up. - We're going. Going. 274 00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:12,153 Yeah, hi. William Barnett, please. 275 00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:14,255 Hey, man, it's Steven. 276 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,974 Tell him you love him! Daddy, daddy, he loves you! 277 00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:24,410 Hello, sir. I'm here to pick up Kimberly. 278 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:27,409 And I figure if I'm up-front with you about my intentions, 279 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,648 we can all feel good about our date. 280 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,682 Now 281 00:17:30,735 --> 00:17:34,225 I'm about to do things of a sexual nature with your daughter. 282 00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:37,798 And even though she does those things... with everyone, 283 00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:42,687 I have a new respect for the father/daughter relationship now that I have a daughter... 284 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:46,307 out of wedlock. I'm no longer with the mother. Don't worry. 285 00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:51,735 So I figure with your permission, I can proceed to pleasure her time and time again. 286 00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,291 What do you say? 287 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,203 I can't believe Red bought the muffler shop. 288 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:08,956 All right, that's it. New Eric's out, old Eric's back. 289 00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,060 I should probably just go upstairs and 290 00:18:11,113 --> 00:18:13,056 think about what I've done. 291 00:18:13,512 --> 00:18:14,652 Come on. 292 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,792 You can't turn back now. 293 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,984 You're like an explorer, discovering a new you. 294 00:18:20,212 --> 00:18:23,754 When Columbus discovered america instead of the west Indies, did he go to his room? 295 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:28,557 No, he waded into Mexico and stole all of their gold. 296 00:18:29,311 --> 00:18:32,223 Okay, I'm not following. 297 00:18:32,609 --> 00:18:36,362 I think it's hot when you do naughty stuff, and I want you to keep doing it. 298 00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:39,876 You know what? It is hot. 299 00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:43,619 And I'm not gonna let Red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before? 300 00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:46,232 Almost never, right! 301 00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:49,038 But now I am hot, and hot.. 302 00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,704 I will stay. 303 00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:53,531 Let's celebrate. 304 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,584 one of Red's beers? 305 00:18:57,162 --> 00:19:00,249 There's a new sheriff in town, little lady. 306 00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:04,668 Well, if it isn't my son the vandal. 307 00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:08,331 You know, I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot. 308 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:12,733 Look, I said I was sorry and I'd fix up the shop. 309 00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:14,750 Come on, dad. Aren't we.. 310 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:18,749 aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance? 311 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:22,583 I mean, here we are, shaking our booties, and I mean... 312 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,880 disco's dead. 313 00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:28,212 You're not taking dance classes again, are you? 314 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:29,457 No. 315 00:19:29,948 --> 00:19:31,896 I'm saying here's what's gonna happen. 316 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:34,614 You're gonna accept my apology, man to man, 317 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,132 and then sit down with me and my girl here 318 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,219 and enjoy this beer. 319 00:19:40,025 --> 00:19:41,166 No. 320 00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:43,411 Here's what's gonna happen. 321 00:19:44,585 --> 00:19:49,198 You are gonna put down that beer and go to your room. 322 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:51,900 Or... 323 00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:55,240 here's what's gonna happen. 324 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:57,081 I am gonna go to my room, 325 00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,695 but first... 326 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,939 I'm gonna chug this beer. 327 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,833 Chug it, Eric. 328 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,704 Okay, that's really fizzy. 329 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,545 But I think I made my point. 330 00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:20,052 Now you put some saran warp on that. 331 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,251 And I will finish it later. 332 00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:35,715 I will have you know that my friend Linda just filled me in on some slang words 333 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,723 that some people in my family find funny, 334 00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:45,177 and now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again. 335 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:48,001 - Mom, you.. - Don't laugh, mister. 336 00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:52,211 When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub. 337 00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:55,706 Okay, this isn't funny anymore. 338 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,403 Stop!