1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:04,582 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,576 --> 00:00:07,776 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:11,686 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,690 --> 00:00:14,700 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,696 --> 00:00:18,136 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,136 --> 00:00:21,306 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,409 --> 00:00:23,049 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,046 --> 00:00:24,316 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:30,255 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:35,304 --> 00:00:36,244 This is the shirt you chose? 11 00:00:36,339 --> 00:00:38,879 Denim, with all the Warner Brothers characters 12 00:00:38,878 --> 00:00:40,008 peeking out of the pocket? 13 00:00:40,013 --> 00:00:41,823 Yeah, it's the fanciest shirt I have. 14 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:45,017 But Warner Brothers wouldn't license their actual characters. 15 00:00:45,123 --> 00:00:47,333 Eh, how are you, Doctor? 16 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:49,098 Oh, my God, will you look at this? 17 00:00:49,198 --> 00:00:51,798 Bonnie's latest post has 43 likes. 18 00:00:51,904 --> 00:00:53,774 That's tied for the record. 19 00:00:56,614 --> 00:00:59,254 That's good, but it should say, "Pretty good view from here." 20 00:00:59,252 --> 00:01:01,962 No, no, no, it's because she's at the pier. 21 00:01:02,057 --> 00:01:05,127 So... I love that. 22 00:01:05,130 --> 00:01:07,100 Damn it, Peter, 23 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:09,041 now she's got the Spooner Street record. 24 00:01:09,038 --> 00:01:11,038 Hang on, I'm texting Quagmire and Cleveland. 25 00:01:11,042 --> 00:01:12,382 They gotta see this. 26 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:20,928 Hey, kids, I'm Mr. Andy, and I just invented 27 00:01:21,029 --> 00:01:23,229 this really crazy game. 28 00:01:23,233 --> 00:01:25,743 One person hides in a top secret spot, 29 00:01:25,838 --> 00:01:29,048 and the others count to ten, then try and find him. 30 00:01:29,145 --> 00:01:31,875 We'll call it, oh, I don't know, "hide-and-seek"? 31 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,994 I say, one game covering covert activity, 32 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,860 surveillance and counting? 33 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:40,270 I would follow this man into the very bowels of hell. 34 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,097 All right, who wants to hide first? 35 00:01:42,104 --> 00:01:43,944 Oh, me, me. 36 00:01:43,941 --> 00:01:46,151 Looks like we have our first little hider. 37 00:01:46,145 --> 00:01:49,515 I'm so glad they didn't fire you for giving us baths. 38 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:53,530 Okay, it's time to bid on our final donated item of the night: 39 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:56,227 a romantic Vermont weekend getaway. 40 00:01:56,332 --> 00:01:57,942 Peter, we have to win. 41 00:01:57,936 --> 00:02:00,736 Vermont is an Instagram goldmine. 42 00:02:00,742 --> 00:02:02,282 I could shatter Bonnie's record. 43 00:02:02,277 --> 00:02:03,277 Lois, we can't afford... 44 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,850 I'll take you to Ben and Jerry's. 45 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,990 I have $600 taped to my stomach. 46 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,287 $600! 47 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:10,059 Sold. There were no other bids. 48 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,670 You could have had it for $40. 49 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:17,013 That concludes this scene, ladies and gentlemen. 50 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:25,359 Chris, what-- Oh, who cares? 51 00:02:25,357 --> 00:02:27,027 We're in Vermont till Sunday. 52 00:02:27,127 --> 00:02:30,027 Call if you have to but, like, let's not call. 53 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:32,143 Can we only brush our teeth for 60 seconds 54 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,907 instead of the full 90? 55 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:36,008 You brush your teeth? Nerd. 56 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:37,782 And remember, kids, if you get nervous, 57 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:40,422 you can always turn on the home security system. 58 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:43,990 That's right. The keypad code is 6969. 59 00:02:43,994 --> 00:02:45,304 If your mother doesn't want to do it, 60 00:02:45,297 --> 00:02:46,667 at least she can type it. 61 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:48,667 You're a legend, Dad. 62 00:02:52,344 --> 00:02:54,354 Hey, Brian, can you find me? 63 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:57,148 What the-- Is that a talking blanket? 64 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:59,234 It's me. It's crazy, right? 65 00:02:59,325 --> 00:03:01,595 It's this brand-new game called hide-and-seek. 66 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:04,640 Basically a peekaboo on Flintstones Vitamins. 67 00:03:04,636 --> 00:03:05,936 - Let's play - Fine. 68 00:03:06,039 --> 00:03:07,579 But like all adults, on my turns, 69 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,309 I'll only hide in beds so I can take little naps. 70 00:03:10,313 --> 00:03:12,123 I'll start counting. Go upstairs. 71 00:03:12,117 --> 00:03:15,187 Whoa, I never even thought about hiding upstairs. 72 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:17,630 This is a game changer, like Twitch. 73 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:21,399 Normal voice. Playing Minecraft, quiet-normal. 74 00:03:21,503 --> 00:03:23,343 Loudest scream possible! 75 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:26,349 Kinda quiet, normal-quiet, Minecraft. 76 00:03:26,446 --> 00:03:28,646 Scorching-hot audio levels! 77 00:03:39,171 --> 00:03:40,111 Oh, my God. 78 00:03:40,207 --> 00:03:43,577 Pretty cool spot, eh, Bri? 79 00:03:43,581 --> 00:03:45,821 Do all kids know what a good spot 80 00:03:45,952 --> 00:03:47,492 a closed-door refrigerator is? 81 00:03:47,589 --> 00:03:50,129 No. Don't ever hide in there. Could you even breathe? 82 00:03:50,127 --> 00:03:52,727 No. It's a good thing you were looking for me. 83 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,336 Stewie, no. Very bad. 84 00:03:55,337 --> 00:03:56,767 What the hell was that? 85 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:59,184 A spanking. That was me spanking you. 86 00:03:59,178 --> 00:04:02,318 That's it? Brian, you either gotta be that guy 87 00:04:02,418 --> 00:04:03,518 or-or not be that guy. 88 00:04:03,621 --> 00:04:06,731 I-I don't-- I don't know what that was. 89 00:04:18,483 --> 00:04:20,863 Oh, God, she did it again. 90 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:21,915 - Who? - Bonnie. 91 00:04:21,924 --> 00:04:25,064 Every time I do a post, she does one right after. 92 00:04:25,163 --> 00:04:26,633 - So what? - So what? 93 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:29,243 It undercuts my post's popularity. 94 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:31,878 Like Armageddon and Deep Impact. 95 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:33,907 Oh, yeah, that was weird. 96 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:36,554 Can you imagine you just wrapped principle shooting 97 00:04:36,553 --> 00:04:38,563 on Volcano, and you're very proud of it, 98 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:41,057 and then bam, here comes Dante's Peak? 99 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,032 One more and I'll get it. 100 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:44,704 You've just finished a comprehensive retelling 101 00:04:44,703 --> 00:04:47,273 of early '70s middle-distance running in Oregon 102 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,584 with Prefontaine, 103 00:04:48,677 --> 00:04:50,307 and then boom, your Leto gets Crudup'ed 104 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:53,323 by Without Limits. 105 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,319 Sorry, I was tracking two ladies holding hands, 106 00:04:55,323 --> 00:04:57,533 and they just kissed goodbye, so I've been elsewhere. 107 00:04:57,529 --> 00:05:01,339 Wha-What were you saying? Y-You like movies or something? 108 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,505 Ah, look at this. 109 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:04,575 A glassblowing class. 110 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:07,716 That kind of crap is perfect for Instagram. 111 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,067 Oh, I'm so beat. 112 00:05:19,071 --> 00:05:20,711 Me and Rupert played HandS-- 113 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,108 quicker way to say hide-and-seek-- 114 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,620 all night, until like 8:00 p. m. 115 00:05:24,716 --> 00:05:26,316 I'm not even joking. Wanna play? 116 00:05:26,419 --> 00:05:28,589 Not now. I'm trying to get this TED Talk onto the TV. 117 00:05:28,591 --> 00:05:31,461 I can see the PornHub logo reflecting on your 118 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:34,072 big, wet dog eyes, you scumbag. 119 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,708 Honestly, Stewie, I'm getting pretty bored of hide-and-seek. 120 00:05:36,707 --> 00:05:39,207 Oh, please, Brian, just one game. Please? 121 00:05:39,311 --> 00:05:40,651 Okay. 122 00:05:40,648 --> 00:05:42,348 But no more hiding in the fridge, 123 00:05:42,351 --> 00:05:44,461 in the washing machine, the open safe 124 00:05:44,455 --> 00:05:46,325 with the long-forgotten combination. 125 00:05:46,325 --> 00:05:47,695 Oh, no, I'm way better now. 126 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:49,465 I might be the best player in the world. 127 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,536 Okay, I'm gonna go hide. Count to 20. 128 00:05:58,784 --> 00:06:01,864 I'll probably count to, like, six or seven minutes. 129 00:06:11,008 --> 00:06:13,878 Oh, baby, that's the spot. 130 00:06:25,605 --> 00:06:27,135 Oh, Amelie, Noelle, 131 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,981 I have a 48-hour layover in Paris, 132 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:31,348 and I'd love to include you in my horny plans. 133 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,319 Oui, oui. 134 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:35,157 Yeah, on me. That's what I was hoping for. 135 00:06:35,156 --> 00:06:37,486 Oh, this is gonna be a great weekend. 136 00:06:37,494 --> 00:06:38,904 That seems like it's happening, right? 137 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,528 Your orgy? Yeah. 138 00:06:40,635 --> 00:06:42,535 Can we just talk about plane stuff? 139 00:06:42,538 --> 00:06:43,768 Ah, I forget you young guys 140 00:06:43,774 --> 00:06:45,684 don't like to talk about sex at work. 141 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:47,978 Hey, take over for a sec. I gotta make sure I packed 142 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:50,762 my pilot sunglasses that diminish our entire profession 143 00:06:50,755 --> 00:06:53,385 to a frat guy's Halloween costume. 144 00:06:56,934 --> 00:06:59,104 - Stewie? - Mr. Quagmire? 145 00:06:59,104 --> 00:07:00,884 Terrance. 146 00:07:08,624 --> 00:07:10,094 All right, we're gonna get you home, little guy. 147 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:14,170 Peter, is Lois there? Put me on speaker. 148 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,238 Hi, Glenn. What's going on? 149 00:07:16,238 --> 00:07:17,468 Well, I just flew to Paris, 150 00:07:17,474 --> 00:07:19,654 and Stewie was somehow in my suitcase. 151 00:07:19,646 --> 00:07:21,046 He must have snuck in there. 152 00:07:21,148 --> 00:07:22,948 Oh, my God! Is he okay? 153 00:07:23,052 --> 00:07:25,732 Yeah, he's eating one of those weird French street ham things 154 00:07:25,725 --> 00:07:27,725 that aren't good but are also amazing. 155 00:07:27,729 --> 00:07:29,159 Look, how soon can you come get him? 156 00:07:29,164 --> 00:07:30,774 I only have 48 hours in Paris 157 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:32,838 and a whole list of horny activities to do. 158 00:07:32,939 --> 00:07:35,709 Okay, let me just do the math. 159 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:38,721 In 48 hours we'd need to get to an airport, 160 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:41,487 which we're hours from, find a last-minute flight-- 161 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:42,629 if there are any-- 162 00:07:42,725 --> 00:07:45,595 fly ten hours, then wait for Peter's 163 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,328 post-flight airport poop... 164 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,674 Peter don't poop on planes. 165 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:52,141 Or we leave him in the care of a trusted adult 166 00:07:52,144 --> 00:07:54,724 and one of our best friends and enjoy the first trip 167 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,889 we've had together in years. 168 00:07:57,555 --> 00:07:59,455 Lois, uh, shouldn't we go? 169 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:01,799 Okay, if you think that... 170 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:04,227 Ah! I got another like. 171 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:06,435 Peter, listen, Stewie is safe, 172 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,639 we're in the prettiest place we'll ever be 173 00:08:08,644 --> 00:08:10,654 and I'm on an Instagram hot streak. 174 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:12,618 I can beat Bonnie's record. 175 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,948 Still, as parents, I think that... 176 00:08:13,954 --> 00:08:16,534 Oh, look, my mom's friend that kind of looks like 177 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:19,396 the ATandT lady just commented on my last post. 178 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:23,508 She says, "Your husband is very handsome." 179 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,307 Quags, you got this, right? 180 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:29,620 - Captain Quagmire, the Quags... - Stop! I can't believe this. 181 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,389 Okay, I'll watch him. 182 00:08:31,389 --> 00:08:32,629 But I'm not happy, Peter. 183 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,225 Oh, and now that you're my babysitter, 184 00:08:34,228 --> 00:08:35,928 I'd rather you call me Mr. Griffin. 185 00:08:38,069 --> 00:08:40,609 Peter, did you just text me the peach emoji 186 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,378 followed by the water squirt emoji? 187 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:44,677 Yeah. You're the babysitter now. 188 00:08:44,682 --> 00:08:47,152 And it's "Mr. Griffin." 189 00:08:51,362 --> 00:08:53,172 This is the Paris Attractions Channel, 190 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,236 with a host who's never been to Paris. 191 00:08:56,238 --> 00:08:57,778 Oh, wow, what is that thing? 192 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:00,875 The Eiffel Tower is one of Paris' top attractions. 193 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:02,651 It's like a hundred feet, huh? 194 00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:05,462 Yeah, yeah. I wonder if you could get up there. 195 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:08,727 If you do plan on visiting, you want to get here early. 196 00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:11,441 Is that right? Yeah, yeah, that could be cool. 197 00:09:11,435 --> 00:09:13,365 Hey, is that, like, the king's house? 198 00:09:13,372 --> 00:09:14,982 Oh! Can we go there? Please? 199 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:16,676 I don't know what you're yammering about, 200 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,420 but the only place you're going is this hotel and the airport. 201 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:21,058 Kind of thought you'd be asleep by now. 202 00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:24,085 I'm smart but not "put myself to sleep" smart. 203 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:27,204 I'm just gonna put on some music for a bit to calm down. 204 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,670 - What do you like? - Goo-goo. 205 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,240 - The Dolls? - Gaga. 206 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,410 The Lady? Aha. 207 00:09:31,409 --> 00:09:32,709 Now you're talking my language. 208 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:38,588 Hey. Hey, you got moves, man. 209 00:09:38,590 --> 00:09:40,690 Yeah, I mean, Ms. Christie put me two from the middle 210 00:09:40,694 --> 00:09:42,064 at dance class winter demo. 211 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,304 I know what I'm doing. 212 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:45,069 Hey, you want to jump on the bed? 213 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,210 See how high you can get? 214 00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:47,468 - Go ahead. - Is... 215 00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:49,305 A-Are we allowed? 216 00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:51,051 Is this really happening? 217 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,220 Hey, that looks fun. 218 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,172 Me and this baby who is not mine 219 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:03,238 are in the room below trying to sleep. 220 00:10:03,239 --> 00:10:04,139 This is hotel, 221 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:07,551 not jungle gym children's play structure. 222 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,818 - Very sorry. - It won't happen again. 223 00:10:13,392 --> 00:10:15,762 - What a loser. - What a dork baby. 224 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,965 You know, I think they were weirdly on our plane. 225 00:10:17,969 --> 00:10:21,179 I weirdly think those guys were on our airport shuttle. 226 00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:27,453 You know, I envy you, Stewie. 227 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:29,094 I used to be innocent like you. 228 00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:29,961 I've killed people. 229 00:10:30,059 --> 00:10:31,759 Then I lost my virginity at six 230 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:33,603 to our strangely female plumber. 231 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,840 - Respect. - I know you're just a baby, but... 232 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:37,578 I feel like you really understand me. 233 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:40,105 I can understand you, dude. 234 00:10:41,048 --> 00:10:43,618 Aw, it's late. You must be tired. 235 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:48,600 There you go, little buddy. 236 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:55,383 We now return to Toi, Moi et Dupree. 237 00:10:55,376 --> 00:10:57,206 Le wow. 238 00:11:03,025 --> 00:11:06,425 They say Mona Lisa's eyes follow you wherever you go. 239 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,510 Yeesh. Quagmire was right. 240 00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:14,954 Somebody's in here! 241 00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:23,026 Oh, her expression is gas! 242 00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:33,692 Oh, this is it. 243 00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:36,387 A good caption and Bonnie's reign is over. 244 00:11:36,492 --> 00:11:38,762 Hey, how 'bout we stand on either side of the tree 245 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,004 and the caption is "Tree Amigos"? 246 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,781 Or I'm holding a leaf and it says "Leafing is so hard"? 247 00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,078 Yeah, uh, you know, I feel like 248 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:48,950 someone said "Tree Amigos" earlier 249 00:11:49,051 --> 00:11:50,591 and-and we were-- we were all laughing. 250 00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:52,318 Okay, step back. 251 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:53,594 Another step. 252 00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:57,742 Big step back. 253 00:11:58,637 --> 00:11:59,837 Peter, are you sure? 254 00:11:59,939 --> 00:12:01,609 I'm a little close to the edge. 255 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:04,850 No, you're fine. One more big, big step back. 256 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,319 You know what, tiny step forward. 257 00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:10,129 W... 258 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:13,725 Whoa, that's not usually how cliffs work. 259 00:12:16,305 --> 00:12:18,935 You know, Stewie, this wasn't the weekend I had planned, 260 00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,714 but I'm having a lot of fun with you. 261 00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:22,124 Me, too. It's so fun, 262 00:12:22,217 --> 00:12:24,857 I don't even mind the too-loud French radio. 263 00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:26,556 Bonsoir, Paris. You're listening 264 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,499 to Double Vé-Cé-O-Qu, Le Coq. 265 00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,296 Rude 102! Shut up! 266 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,710 We've got deux tickets for Un Direction, 267 00:12:32,705 --> 00:12:34,635 so give us a call at cinq-cinq-cinq, 268 00:12:34,642 --> 00:12:36,182 cinq-cinq-cinq-cinq. 269 00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:39,018 And I hope the ladies have an umbrella for this next one 270 00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:41,317 or they'll be "Alouette." 271 00:12:41,322 --> 00:12:44,392 ♪ Alouette, gentille alouette. ♪ 272 00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:51,576 I love you, man. 273 00:12:51,576 --> 00:12:53,306 I love you, too, man. 274 00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:57,492 And, hey, you know, I-I know my dad and everyone says 275 00:12:57,487 --> 00:12:59,827 that your car l-looks-- 276 00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,556 is like a woman's car, 277 00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:03,173 but I-I like it. 278 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:05,335 And, hey, off-topic, but you-you don't think 279 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:08,776 my car is-is like a-a woman's car, right? 280 00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:10,547 Yeah, no. No, no way, man. 281 00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:11,477 Okay, good, good, good. 282 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,492 Yeah, 'cause Peter's always saying stuff. 283 00:13:13,486 --> 00:13:15,156 I-I mean, I love your dad, 284 00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:18,256 but he's-he's just-- he's not very sensitive. 285 00:13:35,964 --> 00:13:37,974 Oh, my God, it's Madeline! 286 00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:39,838 She must have snuck out of the nunnery. 287 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,839 She's kind of a bad girl. 288 00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:46,846 I got to shoot my shot with her. 289 00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:56,409 We are approaching 290 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,775 the end of the line. 291 00:13:57,775 --> 00:14:00,575 Please grab all bags and babies. 292 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:01,821 Stewie, we got to get off. 293 00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:03,546 Hey, Stewie, stop messing around. 294 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,523 This is our stop. 295 00:14:05,524 --> 00:14:06,834 Stewie! 296 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,460 Stewie! Where are you?! 297 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:10,695 Oh, please, you got to help me. 298 00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:11,871 I'm looking for a little boy 299 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,240 with red overalls and a yellow shirt. 300 00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,439 You are looking to buy or to rent? 301 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:17,113 What? No! God! 302 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:19,383 How is Paris considered a classy city? 303 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,164 The buildings are beautiful. The people are trash. 304 00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:30,165 Stewie! Stewie! 305 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,605 Stewie! 306 00:14:32,611 --> 00:14:34,281 Sir, have you seen a baby 307 00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:35,981 with a football-shaped head around here? 308 00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,694 Yes, all babies have a round, football-shaped head. 309 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,130 No, I mean the real football! 310 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:42,326 The one where you can't remember how to put on pants 311 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:43,500 when you're 38. 312 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:44,369 Taxi! 313 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,067 Taxi rapid transfer garbage strike. 314 00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:50,513 It began a moment ago and will end the moment you leave. 315 00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:56,256 Stewie? 316 00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,798 Are you here? 317 00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:04,038 I'm screwed. 318 00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:05,911 I'm totally screwed. 319 00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,476 Wait a minute. I can't call Peter. 320 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,647 He'll kill me! 321 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,398 Ha-ha. Got him. 322 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,005 Glenn Quagmire. 323 00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:23,478 What... is... up? 324 00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:24,749 I lost Stewie in Paris. 325 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,549 We got separated and I can't find him. 326 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:27,893 I'm too ashamed to tell Peter. 327 00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:28,988 What? Did you call the police? 328 00:15:29,090 --> 00:15:31,960 On strike. Brian, you're the last guy I want to call, 329 00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,533 but you know Stewie better than anyone. 330 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,673 Can you help me find him? 331 00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:36,169 I'll fly you to Paris. 332 00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:39,081 First class and no male flight attendants in my area. 333 00:15:39,077 --> 00:15:41,177 - Fine. - I knew airlines could do that! 334 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:43,391 Also, I want a special Kibbles 'n Bits meal. 335 00:15:43,486 --> 00:15:44,956 - Fine... - Only, Quagmire, 336 00:15:44,956 --> 00:15:46,286 I want just the bits. 337 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,301 Come on! Who's gonna pick the kibbles out? 338 00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:51,395 I kind of don't want to have to think about that, Glenn. 339 00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:55,208 Lois, you had a big fall, but you're gonna be fine. 340 00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:56,349 We're getting you to the hospital. 341 00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:58,715 Oh, Peter, I'm so glad you're here. 342 00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,117 Me, too. Hey, you know, 343 00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,733 you were saying some crazy things when you were out. 344 00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:04,925 - I was? - Yeah, I mean, 345 00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,529 you said you lost 1,100 bucks on BetKings. 346 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,543 I checked the account. You definitely lost it. 347 00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,137 But in light of what happened, I'm not mad at you. 348 00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,711 I mean, UConn had literally never lost to Rutgers 349 00:16:13,814 --> 00:16:15,254 in lacrosse. I mean, it was free money. 350 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:18,119 You're betting on lacrosse now? 351 00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:18,962 You're not wrong! 352 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,500 There's no way UConn loses twice in a row! 353 00:16:21,629 --> 00:16:24,739 Plus, Syracuse's all-American attacker, Tristan Wyndcroft, 354 00:16:24,836 --> 00:16:25,736 broke his leg! 355 00:16:25,838 --> 00:16:27,838 It'll be all Huskies all day! 356 00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:29,612 Peter, no! 357 00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:30,612 Just rest, babe! 358 00:16:30,714 --> 00:16:32,724 I promise I'm not mad at you! 359 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,630 Where else could Stewie be? 360 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,830 Should we look in, like, a park? 361 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,304 "In, like, a park"? 362 00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:44,613 I flew you out here for this level of insight? 363 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,979 - I thought you knew him! - I do know him, okay? 364 00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:48,953 And I would have taken a lot better care of him. 365 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,020 You lost him, Glenn! How do you do that? 366 00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:53,861 What, did you go to a-a sex... place or something 367 00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:55,264 and leave him tied up outside? 368 00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:57,403 No! We went out to dinner and drank some wine, 369 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,410 just like every responsible adult and child in France. 370 00:17:00,406 --> 00:17:01,636 But you're right. 371 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:02,913 I lost him. 372 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:05,882 And now he's gone and it's all my fault. 373 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:07,764 I'm a loser. 374 00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:09,685 I'd do anything to get him back. 375 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,992 I really miss him. 376 00:17:10,994 --> 00:17:12,534 - You do? - Yeah. 377 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:13,825 We really bonded. 378 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,044 It was nice. 379 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,906 He's a special little guy, huh? 380 00:17:17,006 --> 00:17:18,806 Yeah. He sure is. 381 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,980 We just got to find him. 382 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,849 And in a town called "gay Paree," 383 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,749 he could literally be anywhere. 384 00:17:29,665 --> 00:17:30,825 Where am I? 385 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,244 What am I going to do? 386 00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:39,145 My guidebook said Marcel Proust is buried there. 387 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,520 He'll know what to do. 388 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,936 Ugh. Can't even get through his tomb quote. 389 00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:12,787 I wish Brian were here to pretend he gets it. 390 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:24,506 The Père Lachaise Cemetery. 391 00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,309 We were supposed to go before we got separated! 392 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,653 Yeah, and while we're here, I wouldn't mind taking a leak 393 00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,192 on Gérard Depardieu's grave. 394 00:18:31,188 --> 00:18:32,518 He's still alive. 395 00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:33,694 Really? 396 00:18:33,693 --> 00:18:34,833 How? 397 00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:36,869 Stewie! 398 00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:39,706 - Stewie! - Hey, look! 399 00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:41,065 Stewie! 400 00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:44,084 Brian? What... what are you doing here? 401 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,150 Quagmire called me... 402 00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:49,121 And, um... 403 00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:51,497 and he told me you guys were playing hide-and-seek 404 00:18:51,495 --> 00:18:53,965 but that you were too good a player for him. 405 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,867 He... he did? 406 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,614 He did. He said he needed my help, 407 00:18:57,608 --> 00:18:59,608 because I'm a dog and I can smell you. 408 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:02,122 You're too good to be found any other way. 409 00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:04,146 You know, this is probably the best hiding place 410 00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,194 I've ever seen. 411 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,459 But it's not... 412 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:08,028 It-it wasn't... 413 00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:09,458 You really think so? 414 00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:10,304 I know so. 415 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,769 Nobody would ever look here. 416 00:19:11,769 --> 00:19:12,809 It's too scary. 417 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:15,135 It is pretty scary. 418 00:19:15,142 --> 00:19:17,782 Am I the best hide-and-seek player in the world? 419 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,921 Uh, yeah. 420 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:22,017 There's the best little travel buddy in the world! 421 00:19:22,825 --> 00:19:25,725 Whoa! I guess I'm really good at lots of stuff! 422 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,141 I'd say we should get a room, but we already have one. 423 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:32,809 Yep. 424 00:19:32,811 --> 00:19:34,011 Totally. 425 00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:37,254 I missed you, you unrelenting douchebag. 426 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:40,833 ♪ It seems today ♪ 427 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,127 ♪ That all you see ♪ 428 00:19:43,132 --> 00:19:45,772 ♪ Is the violence in movies ♪ 429 00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:48,884 ♪ And hon-hon-hon on TV ♪ 430 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:53,117 ♪ Lucky there's a family "gi." ♪ 431 00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:05,208 I'm sorry you broke your leg, Lois. 432 00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,722 Oh, no, Peter, I'm the one who's sorry. 433 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:11,555 I got so wrapped up trying to beat Bonnie at stupid Instagram 434 00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:14,186 that I ruined our whole weekend. 435 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:15,732 I don't believe it. 436 00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:18,774 Tristan Wyndcroft is checking in for Syracuse. 437 00:20:18,770 --> 00:20:20,510 With a broken leg?! 438 00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,348 I know. What was I thinking? 439 00:20:23,345 --> 00:20:25,815 And the irony is she still has the record. 440 00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:28,757 I guess we should probably take an Instagram break 441 00:20:28,757 --> 00:20:29,757 for a bit, huh? 442 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:31,359 Probably. 443 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:34,371 Can I check something on our bank account real quick? 444 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:36,836 Uh, Lois? 445 00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:38,479 You may want to see this. 446 00:20:41,649 --> 00:20:43,019 Ah! Break's over! 447 00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,518 Eat that, Bonnie! 448 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:47,092 Oh, Peter, now that I have more likes than Bonnie, 449 00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:50,673 I realize that this was the best weekend ever. 450 00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,265 Wyndcroft scores with no time left! 451 00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:54,612 Syracuse wins! 452 00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:56,648 Man, Lois, 453 00:20:56,746 --> 00:21:00,946 you were saying some crazy stuff about BetKings during surgery.