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You can run, but no
You can hide from the Lord.

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You can never judge
a woman with evil...

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1995 marks the fiftieth anniversary of the
oldest beauty pageant in the nation.

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The American Teen Princess Pageant
Sarah Rose Cosmetics.

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...to a small town in Minnesota
to commemorate this occasion.

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Sarah Rose Cosmetics

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Making young girls beautiful
Americans for more than 50 years!

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Sarah Rose knows you are
a beautiful person.

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Sarah Rose knows you have
an extraordinary talent.

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Sarah Rose knows that
you are a teenager.

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And he definitely knows...

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that you are ready for it
Ultimate in teen glamour.

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 �The Princess Contest
American Teen!

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And now, a few words from our
last year's host...

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Mr. Adam West!

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The Princess Contest
American Teen...

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...has enriched the lives of
American girls since 1945.

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The Princess Contest
American Teen...

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 �It provides them with personal growth,
study scholarships, trips!

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And they may even know
some celebrities.

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Yes!

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At the national level...

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thousands of seventeen girls
years like you...

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They compete for the country
in places like...

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the beautiful Mount Rose,
in Minnesota...

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following all the way up
here in Lincoln, Alabama...

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to compete for the title
from American Teenage Princess.

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So which one of you will it be?

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Like the sands of such a clock
They are the "Days of Our Lives".

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God, Iris, you recorded your
programs on top.

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I'm sorry.

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Mount Rose, Minnesota.
Population: 5,076.

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Now, ladies,
the rest of the tape...

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that is now gone forever...

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it's about how it starts
the great journey...

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which we call The Contest
American Teen Princess.

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So if any of
you young ladies...

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want to start this journey...

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...you must come down and sign here.

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And please, serve yourself a
little coffee and chocolates.

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Show time.

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Gladys Leeman. Local President
of the Contest Organizing Committee.

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 �They think people think...

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...that beauty pageants
Are teenagers a good idea?

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Oh, yes, of course.

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I know what some city women,
who don't wear bras...

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...with hairy legs and
liberals would say.

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You can say that a contest...

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...is out of fashion
and denigrates girls.

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What is morbid,
It's a woman dressing like a man.

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I think so, Iris.

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I think you
They're going to find something...

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quite different
here in Monte Rose.

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To begin with, we are all
God fearing.

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Each and every one of us.

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And you won't find a "back room"
in our video store.

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No, that filthy thing
we leave the cities of sin.

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Like Minneapolis, St. Paul.

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Oh, yes, of course.

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Freda, of course.

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She was the oldest living Lutheran.

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Now more
Dead as a nail.

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The culprits are those Shriners
that do not remove...

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...the damn sign,
lazy sons of bitches.

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Every year...
every damn year, I tell you...

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remove the damn
Freda sign...

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Lazy sons of bitches!

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Today we must pass
by the Mall of America...

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where we will buy some suits...

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...for the number
of physical fitness.

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Nothing too ostentatious.

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No, of course, Iris.

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We need that third jury.
Gosh, I almost forgot...

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...we must choose a topic.

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Gladys, be careful!

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Heavens.
Hello, Father Dunegan.

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Sidewalk?
Sidewalk?

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Iris, stop.
It's not your fault.

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Communal wine is very
tempting for some.

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That is why Lutherans
we use grape Kool-Aid...

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...for the blood of Christ.

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There is a place there.

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Oh no. It is a compact.
I'm sorry.

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You would think they have the
parking lot of America...

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...according to
Mall of America.

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It's a $200 fine!

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I told you I would move the
car if a cripple arrived.

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Run to the store
and get some dresses.

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Okay, let's go.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What?

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I think I'm running out
if the issue occurs.

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What?

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"Proud to be American."

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What was last year's theme?

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"Buy American."

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And the one from the previous year was...

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 �U.S.A. It's very good!

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 �Can you remember the theme of
your favorite contest?

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What if I can?

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Amer-I can!

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People ask me about
Where do I get all this?

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I don't know.
A gift from God or something.

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Local Contest Registrations.
Mount Rose High School.

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Hello.

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Introduce yourself and tell us why...

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do you want to participate
in the contest.

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OK.
Hello. Hello.

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I'm Leslie Miller.

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I sign up because
because...

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I always watch the contests
on television...

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...and my boyfriend believes
that would win.

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For my talent,
I'm going to do...

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Enough talking
with this guy.

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I was trying to tell him...

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Now?

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Hello, Pat.

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Let's go Muskies!

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Hello. I'm Amber Atkins,
and I sign up...

120
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because my two people
favorites around the world...

121
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They competed in contests...

122
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...my mom and Diane Sawyer.

123
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Sure, I hope to finish...

124
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...more like Diane Sawyer
that like my mom.

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Are you part of the embalming?

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My God, no.
Oh, God.

127
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I just comb my hair and
I make up the dead.

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I'm lucky to have a
work after school...

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...to practice my talent.

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Sure.
Every contest is special...

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...but this one is super
extra special for me.

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When I was seventeen...
I don't know if you knew this...

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I was crowned...

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...Teen Princess
Monte Rose Americana.

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And this year...

136
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drum roll,
please...

137
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...my dear daughter Rebecca Ann
Leeman will compete.

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Is this my brand?

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Hi, I'm Rebecca Leeman,
and I think this contest...

140
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...it is a very experience
important for every young woman.

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You...

142
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well, it shows you what it is
really important in life...

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and it can transform you...

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...in unimaginable ways.

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My mom gave me this 9mm
when I turned thirteen.

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I will always remember what
He wrote to me on the card.

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"Jesus loves winners."

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No matter what I do,
I always aim to win.

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Why?

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Well, it's like you're asking...

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Why all the boys
Do they chew tobacco?

152
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If you're seventeen...

153
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...and you're not a complete drug addict,
this is what you do.

154
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Have you already decided what your talent will be?

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Yes, I'm going to sing and dance...

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New York, New York.

157
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I fell in love with the "Great
Apple" last summer...

158
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...when I visited
my brother Peter.

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He followed his dream
straight to New York.

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Wait.

161
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Here's Peter as... Liza!

162
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Here she is like Madonna.

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Like Barbara.

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I still don't know what my talent will be.

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Kenny! Kenny, come on.
Come on, Kenny.

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Oh, Kenny!
Oh, this is Kenny.

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Spike, my German Shepherd...

168
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He went to live with a pretty girl
family on a farm...

169
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after having attacked me...

170
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but it wasn't his fault.
Isn't that right, Kenny? No.

171
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I had dried meat on me
front pocket.

172
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They reconstructed my belly
with skin from my butt.

173
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I was the Teenage Princess
Mount Rose Americana in 1945.

174
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we were at war
with the Japanese.

175
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I couldn't even
keep my damn tiara.

176
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I had to hand it over
for recycling.

177
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We adopted Molly ago
three years when to arrive in America...

178
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...to help
settle into "Americans."

179
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In America, daddy.

180
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Be a true American girl.

181
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She will be our Princess
American Teenager.

182
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Oh, mommy.

183
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In English!

184
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 �Speak in English,
stupid retard!

185
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Molly, tell "movie man"
What is your talent?

186
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I'll do a cowboy dance.

187
00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:20,820
Cowboy movie!

188
00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,826
Clint Black!

189
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Hey, what have he got
What I don't have?

190
00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,032
Have you already decided what your talent will be...

191
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...for this year's contest?

192
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Yes, I'm going to interpret a
dramatic monologue...

193
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at this moment I am
thinking of Othello...

194
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or in Soylent Green...

195
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Well, my own version of him.

196
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You know, a lot of girls
they make a slight transition...

197
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...of the contests
to the performance.

198
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Compete for the title...

199
00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:55,989
American Teen Princess
from Minnesota was exciting...

200
00:11:56,023 --> 00:11:57,991
but I could never have won...

201
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...without my products
of San Paul pork.

202
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:05,290
I have enjoyed the products
of San Paul pork for years.

203
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:08,163
I grew up right next to
those cattle pens.

204
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,964
He is still the
family business...

205
00:12:11,036 --> 00:12:15,165
that Walter and Vera Pularski
They started in 1920...

206
00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:18,675
when they killed their first pig.

207
00:12:22,745 --> 00:12:26,408
I love the products
of San Paul pork.

208
00:12:26,449 --> 00:12:29,441
In fact, I like them so much that...

209
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:31,818
Now I work here!

210
00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:36,322
Oh, help yourself.

211
00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:41,458
Thank you.

212
00:12:41,497 --> 00:12:43,021
You are welcome.

213
00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,088
My talent will be...

214
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,530
a dance...

215
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,200
interpretive...

216
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,798
while I gesture...

217
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,741
"Through the eyes of love."

218
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,041
Yes, well, let's see...

219
00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:02,172
I have the dream...

220
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:05,445
to disclose the
sign language...

221
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,044
...around the world.

222
00:13:10,087 --> 00:13:14,717
Mom...
Would you be so kind?

223
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,058
Tammy Curry...

224
00:13:25,134 --> 00:13:26,999
participate
in the contest...

225
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...for the scholarships
study and all that.

226
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,204
This is from the university team
of football.

227
00:13:30,239 --> 00:13:31,638
I am the captain.

228
00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:35,200
I practice athletics, and this is because
I am the new president...

229
00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:36,734
...from the Gun Club
the Lutheran Brotherhood.

230
00:13:36,779 --> 00:13:39,177
I love it.

231
00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,153
Would you say...

232
00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:48,247
 �You have a chance
to win this contest?

233
00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:50,258
Yes. You can bet it is.

234
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,126
I mean, maybe
some think that...

235
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:53,963
...I can't win a
beauty pageant...

236
00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:56,225
but some also thought
that I couldn't defeat...

237
00:13:56,263 --> 00:14:00,722
Becky Leeman as president of the
gun club neither, and I did.

238
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,166
It's just as it says
Anthony Robbins...

239
00:14:03,202 --> 00:14:04,430
"I am a winner.

240
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,234
No one can stop me except me. "

241
00:14:17,949 --> 00:14:21,407
Well, I think they all
They are accepting it well...

242
00:14:21,452 --> 00:14:23,817
...considering how young he was.

243
00:14:23,887 --> 00:14:25,582
It's always hard to see
the young people to leave.

244
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:28,646
Especially on a thresher
that flies into pieces.

245
00:14:28,724 --> 00:14:32,181
It's so weird and crass.

246
00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:33,729
Sometimes...

247
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:36,993
it is difficult to understand the
Divine Plan.

248
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,768
But the show
must continue.

249
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,633
I have to catch up with Ted...

250
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,695
and ask if we can use the light
of the barn as a reflector...

251
00:14:44,739 --> 00:14:46,899
...you take care of the Jell-O salad, okay?

252
00:14:46,941 --> 00:14:49,136
 �They are going to register for
the contest this year girls?

253
00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:51,167
I'm not going to be in
no damn contest.

254
00:14:51,212 --> 00:14:53,180
Look what happened to
that idiotic farmer.

255
00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:54,237
Tammy Curry?

256
00:14:54,281 --> 00:14:56,511
Yes. �Everyone says it was
a big accident?

257
00:14:56,582 --> 00:14:58,550
I ended up stiff because I won everything...

258
00:14:58,585 --> 00:15:00,610
and this time someone doesn't
I wanted him to win.

259
00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:02,210
This contest is like
a cheap motel.

260
00:15:02,288 --> 00:15:04,255
The girls register,
but they never leave.

261
00:15:04,322 --> 00:15:07,256
Yes, and they say that smoking is
bad for your health.

262
00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:15,531
And... tendu, I close.
Tendu, I'm closing.

263
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,160
Tendu, close, pli�.

264
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:19,430
And repeat.

265
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:20,731
Tend...

266
00:15:20,771 --> 00:15:22,796
Inside your bellies, ladies!

267
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,900
And squeeze your butt!

268
00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:26,408
Close those legs.

269
00:15:26,443 --> 00:15:29,310
They look like a lot of
open-legged cows.

270
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,869
To the other side!

271
00:15:31,947 --> 00:15:35,384
And tendu, I close.
Tendu, I'm closing.

272
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:36,782
Tendu, close, pli�.

273
00:15:36,818 --> 00:15:39,617
Yes, what did they choose?
a good year

274
00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:41,623
If I were one of those who bet...

275
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:43,088
and there would be a game of
this in Las Vegas...

276
00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:45,854
I would bet 10 to 1 on
that everything will be reduced...

277
00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,123
...to Amber Atkins and Becky Leeman.

278
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:49,993
Oh, Jesus.

279
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:51,521
What a great showdown that would be.

280
00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,499
If Ca�n and Abel...

281
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,693
Oh, God!

282
00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,465
This is so embarrassing.

283
00:15:58,294 --> 00:16:00,941
<i>Eating Disorders</i>

284
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,642
<i>Anorexia and Bulimia Service</i>

285
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:08,439
Win the princess contest
American Teen...

286
00:16:08,515 --> 00:16:14,749
from Monte Rose really
changed my life.

287
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:19,018
Amber does my hair
once a week.

288
00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:21,320
Well, it's the least
what can I do...

289
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:26,261
by the current American Princess
Monte Rose Teenager.

290
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:28,592
- Oh, God.
- What?

291
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:31,532
Just a little strand.

292
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,228
Don't tell him.

293
00:16:35,104 --> 00:16:37,628
What?
My God.

294
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:41,575
Lights, camera, and me without one
pinch of makeup on top.

295
00:16:41,610 --> 00:16:43,524
What are you doing here?

296
00:16:43,826 --> 00:16:44,840
What are you doing here?

297
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:50,680
Oh, Amber, like you're the one
The only one who visits Mary?

298
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,948
Who are you?

299
00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:57,355
Who are you?
Oh, Mary, you kill me.

300
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,254
He always says the same thing.

301
00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:01,919
It's a little game that
we do every week.

302
00:17:01,961 --> 00:17:04,054
The same stupid face.

303
00:17:04,097 --> 00:17:06,497
"Who are you?
Who are you?"

304
00:17:06,532 --> 00:17:07,999
Just like that.

305
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:10,628
It's me... Becky.

306
00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:14,332
And I brought you your favorites.

307
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:17,204
Well done, Becky.
She is anorexic.

308
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:21,199
This skinny, Amber, not deaf.

309
00:17:43,464 --> 00:17:47,333
Beyond this contest
They must have certain dreams...

310
00:17:47,368 --> 00:17:49,336
...and certain aspirations, right?

311
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,703
Yes, I have dreams.

312
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,670
Sometimes I dream of success.

313
00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:58,337
I dream of leaving Monte Rose...

314
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:02,041
and be a great reporter
Like Diane Sawyer.

315
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:04,948
I mean, the boys leave
from Monte Rose all the time...

316
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,713
for hockey scholarships...

317
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,153
...or to prison.

318
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,554
Yes, 1963.

319
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,219
Her beauty turned against her...

320
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,558
when she started as a reporter
in Louisville, his hometown.

321
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,222
They were other times.

322
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:22,456
That's my mom.

323
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,297
Hey Amber,
Did you bring me my cigarettes?

324
00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:26,769
Yes. I'll bring them to you in a second.

325
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,931
Oh shit.

326
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,338
They are from Los Angeles.

327
00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:32,637
They wanted to see my room
and record it for your movie.

328
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:35,769
Yes, well, if they ask you to
take off your shirt...

329
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:37,802
...they give you the money first.

330
00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:39,814
And go get my cigarettes!

331
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,922
Do you like it?

332
00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,433
-Open it.
- This?

333
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:03,937
Yes, the balloon.

334
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,699
Yes come on, take the North Pole.

335
00:19:05,738 --> 00:19:06,933
So, look.

336
00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,030
Honey, this is not a
exhibition hall.

337
00:19:08,073 --> 00:19:10,337
Has space for
three bottles of liquor.

338
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,674
the ice
leaves Afghanistan.

339
00:19:14,712 --> 00:19:16,681
It's okay, it's okay.

340
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:19,513
How quickly they forget
where does all this come from?

341
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,016
Taiwan.

342
00:19:21,051 --> 00:19:23,680
That's enough, young lady.

343
00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,722
I beg your pardon.
Would you like something to drink?

344
00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:27,587
Impartial?

345
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,252
Outside these walls,
I'm Gladys Leeman...

346
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,659
...president of the Civil Service,
the most impartial.

347
00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:34,720
But now I'm at home,
and I must warn you...

348
00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:36,995
I'm wearing the wife's apron
and my mom's hat...

349
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,933
So I can certainly
say that I am the mother...

350
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,960
...of the most talented contestant
that Monte Rose has ever had.

351
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,972
Geez, it's been
singing and dancing...

352
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,767
...since
I was a little girl.

353
00:19:45,807 --> 00:19:47,968
Yes, it's as good as...

354
00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:49,977
you know, that little...
the black guy...

355
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,570
 �se with the glass eye...

356
00:19:51,613 --> 00:19:52,739
the Candy Man...

357
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:55,247
-Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Yes, the Jew.

358
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:57,011
Well said, dad.
He's dead.

359
00:20:09,062 --> 00:20:10,824
Yes. Then we have the
interview with the judges.

360
00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:13,831
Where every girl has one
10 minute meeting...

361
00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:16,299
...with the judges
before the contest.

362
00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:17,801
Then we have the...

363
00:20:22,506 --> 00:20:23,769
Hello, Tony.

364
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,169
Say hello to the boys.

365
00:20:28,211 --> 00:20:29,542
Yes, it's okay.

366
00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:31,309
Gladys, the interview
with the judges.

367
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:42,054
 �He has judged many
contests these years?

368
00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:44,457
No no.
By no means.

369
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,461
I had never judged before
a contest in my life.

370
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,987
By no means.

371
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,022
I never
I approached the young girls.

372
00:20:56,404 --> 00:20:59,133
I mean, even if
I would have approached...

373
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:01,299
Why would I do it?

374
00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:03,071
They don't excite me
that kind of thing.

375
00:21:03,143 --> 00:21:05,372
That's why you're asking, right?

376
00:21:08,249 --> 00:21:09,680
Did someone say something?

377
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:19,752
Do you judge the contest every year?

378
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:22,122
No. Never before
I had judged nothing.

379
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,994
Harold...
Are we in "Cops"?

380
00:21:25,028 --> 00:21:26,189
Are we in "Cops", Harold?

381
00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:27,561
Shut up, Hank.
I'm talking about business.

382
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:32,493
"Harold, mom said that
not in the head!

383
00:21:32,536 --> 00:21:35,060
Well, mom is dead,
so shut your mouth.

384
00:21:35,104 --> 00:21:37,629
He will if you shut your big mouth.

385
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,984
Don't make me...

386
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,211
Don't make me hit you
where the Good Lord...

387
00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:52,277
Don't make me cut you where...

388
00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:54,015
Let's go!
Do you want some of this!

389
00:21:56,257 --> 00:21:57,485
Are you excited?

390
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,958
Oh, of course.

391
00:21:58,993 --> 00:22:01,484
We are happier than that one
time Hankie was acquitted.

392
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,326
I became a judge, then the
furniture store hired me to...

393
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:06,457
...paint the whole place.

394
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:08,467
Let's use the money...

395
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,492
to buy from our
mom a proper grave...

396
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,869
...and take her out of the cemetery.

397
00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:20,104
Listen,
If you see something you like...

398
00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:23,137
Let me know why
I know the owner.

399
00:22:23,182 --> 00:22:25,341
So, here we are.

400
00:22:25,384 --> 00:22:27,681
My workplace,
my little house of worship...

401
00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:30,481
The largest wagon in the
Conestoga world.

402
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,350
Right here, we have a
very attractive unit.

403
00:22:33,357 --> 00:22:35,221
For farmers like that.

404
00:22:35,257 --> 00:22:37,954
Okay, show time.

405
00:22:37,994 --> 00:22:40,893
Hey, Tim, Carla, listen...

406
00:22:40,930 --> 00:22:43,422
don't haggle me too much
the price of that dining room...

407
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,865
I give them a hutch
free, okay?

408
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:47,892
See, that's my specialty.

409
00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:51,700
You don't pay less, I give you more.

410
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:55,506
The secret is... the hutch
It is included in the price.

411
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:58,204
Isn't that right, Jean?

412
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,543
Take a memo, sweetie.

413
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:16,124
Five, six, seven... and one...

414
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,356
Mark that time well.
Mark it!

415
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,556
Come on, mark it!

416
00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:29,635
I'm just seeing
to the young girls.

417
00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,971
Contestants.
You know...

418
00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:34,498
...like the rest of
my friends and neighbors.

419
00:23:39,449 --> 00:23:40,916
Did you take it?

420
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:42,473
The third, the blonde.

421
00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:44,247
Leave it.
It's okay.

422
00:23:50,326 --> 00:23:54,385
It's just a camera that
I keep it in the glove compartment...

423
00:23:54,463 --> 00:23:58,626
for...car accidents.
Insurance things.

424
00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:03,536
I mean, you
They have a camera...

425
00:24:03,571 --> 00:24:05,664
 �And no one accuses them of anything,
Isn't it true?

426
00:24:23,621 --> 00:24:26,590
So, Brett, do you want to go?
to the lake with me on Thursday?

427
00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:30,253
In fact, I have practice on Thursday.

428
00:24:30,327 --> 00:24:31,817
Well, maybe Friday then.

429
00:24:31,895 --> 00:24:34,329
We'll go turn cows.

430
00:24:34,364 --> 00:24:37,025
Well...

431
00:24:37,066 --> 00:24:39,035
I'm a little busy on Friday.

432
00:24:52,414 --> 00:24:53,813
Give him your tray, Brett.

433
00:24:53,849 --> 00:24:56,111
You're holding up the line.

434
00:24:57,953 --> 00:24:59,613
Give it to him.

435
00:24:59,688 --> 00:25:01,586
I'll take care of it.
It's my job.

436
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:03,851
No, it's okay.
Don't worry about that.

437
00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:06,654
You have to put it in...

438
00:25:11,196 --> 00:25:13,391
Oh, damn.

439
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:16,629
You have a little bit of
lutefisk in hair.

440
00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:18,432
Then it must be Wednesday.

441
00:25:20,372 --> 00:25:24,740
Lutefisk is cod
seasoned...

442
00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:27,473
...and soaked in bleach
for a week or more.

443
00:25:29,982 --> 00:25:32,347
It is best to serve it
with lots of butter.

444
00:25:32,383 --> 00:25:36,250
I'm really not
Busy on Friday.

445
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,754
I said it just to say it.

446
00:25:38,822 --> 00:25:39,948
I know.

447
00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:41,547
Well...

448
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:44,115
If you want to do something...

449
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:47,287
Yes, sure.
Count on it.

450
00:25:47,329 --> 00:25:48,796
Oh shit.

451
00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:50,822
You probably have to
work at the funeral home.

452
00:25:50,865 --> 00:25:52,857
We are super busy
at this time of year.

453
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,334
Hunting season.

454
00:25:55,371 --> 00:25:58,100
Well, I'll be leaving early today...

455
00:25:58,138 --> 00:25:59,835
I'll go duck hunting...

456
00:25:59,874 --> 00:26:01,671
But maybe I can
call you at night?

457
00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:02,870
Yes, of course.

458
00:26:04,144 --> 00:26:05,305
- It's okay.
- Good.

459
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:22,151
Oh, God.

460
00:26:22,194 --> 00:26:24,923
"They don't believe that Becky
Have you seen them, or have you?

461
00:26:24,963 --> 00:26:26,794
Look, they shouldn't
be here

462
00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:28,195
It's okay, Doreen gave us
hair nets

463
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:30,962
No, listen.
We shouldn't talk here.

464
00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:34,094
Come by my house at night.
Okay?

465
00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:36,800
Go away.

466
00:26:51,385 --> 00:26:52,944
Did they invite you to dinner?

467
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,548
Oh, Jesus H. Christ.

468
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,217
Are we in "Cops" again?

469
00:26:57,259 --> 00:26:59,020
Okay, calm down.

470
00:27:00,093 --> 00:27:02,392
They are the boys
that are...

471
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:04,330
...making that movie
about the contest.

472
00:27:04,365 --> 00:27:06,423
I told you about them.
This here is Loretta.

473
00:27:06,466 --> 00:27:09,026
I told Annette, if I
you talk during my stories...

474
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:11,127
...and it's like talking to him
to a wall.

475
00:27:11,203 --> 00:27:12,637
Do you want a beer?

476
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:14,731
No, thanks.
Is Amber here?

477
00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:16,173
Oh no.
He just left.

478
00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,608
They called her from the garden of bones.

479
00:27:18,644 --> 00:27:20,474
He is in a mood
Terrible today.

480
00:27:20,512 --> 00:27:22,308
Have you been to the Leemans' yet?

481
00:27:22,347 --> 00:27:23,574
Shut up, Loretta.

482
00:27:23,615 --> 00:27:26,048
If so, they already have the photos of the winner.

483
00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:27,211
- Shut up.
- It's true.

484
00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:35,611
Let's just say who should win,
The one who deserves to win is Amber.

485
00:27:35,735 --> 00:27:38,027
Why not just
paint a target on your ass?

486
00:27:38,062 --> 00:27:39,927
Best tap dancer,
the most best.

487
00:27:39,963 --> 00:27:41,089
The "most best"?

488
00:27:41,131 --> 00:27:43,598
Brilliant.
You really are polite.

489
00:27:43,665 --> 00:27:45,963
"The most best."
Take a photo.

490
00:27:46,034 --> 00:27:47,434
"The most best."

491
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:48,801
I'm going to stop giving you alcohol
and I will send you home.

492
00:27:48,838 --> 00:27:52,036
Excuse me, but I am
bragging about your daughter.

493
00:27:52,074 --> 00:27:53,405
I know.
Come on, let's go.

494
00:27:53,441 --> 00:27:55,238
Amber is going to be the
next Diane Sawyer.

495
00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:56,641
They are filming a movie.

496
00:27:56,678 --> 00:27:58,578
It's okay, they are
filming a movie.

497
00:27:58,612 --> 00:28:00,843
What makes you think
Which Becky is going to win?

498
00:28:00,881 --> 00:28:02,076
Why do I think
Becky is going to win?

499
00:28:02,117 --> 00:28:03,707
Are you talking about...
Don't pinch me.

500
00:28:03,751 --> 00:28:06,150
They talk about family
richest town in a small town.

501
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,813
They appear on the front page every
time one of them shits.

502
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:10,051
Oh, great.

503
00:28:11,992 --> 00:28:13,652
 �May some of
Can you give me a ride?

504
00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:14,921
Don't let him fool you.

505
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,428
He lives two trailers away from here.

506
00:28:16,496 --> 00:28:17,690
And? It will be very easy.

507
00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:19,197
Go home, Loretta.

508
00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:21,394
Come on go.
The party is over.

509
00:28:31,308 --> 00:28:32,673
Oh my God!

510
00:28:32,710 --> 00:28:35,644
Jesus Christ on the cross!

511
00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:38,545
Look, rule number
one in a funeral home...

512
00:28:38,581 --> 00:28:40,812
Never stalk the living.

513
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:42,477
You never know who has
an embalmed needle...

514
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:44,419
...or a saw
skull in his hand.

515
00:28:44,454 --> 00:28:46,820
Mr. Larson's son
I learned the painful way.

516
00:28:46,857 --> 00:28:48,983
It is buried
next to my grandfather.

517
00:28:55,363 --> 00:28:56,923
Are you upset about Brett?

518
00:28:56,998 --> 00:28:58,864
Distraught about Brett?

519
00:28:58,901 --> 00:29:02,198
No, they are part of the job.

520
00:29:03,303 --> 00:29:07,137
Anyway I don't have
time for boys

521
00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:08,436
It's weird though.

522
00:29:08,475 --> 00:29:11,308
Got the bullet
right between the eyes.

523
00:29:12,611 --> 00:29:14,170
You don't see it very often.

524
00:29:16,249 --> 00:29:19,013
So, you know, Brett received
a shot in the head.

525
00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:20,279
Really?

526
00:29:20,318 --> 00:29:22,218
Well, hunting is dangerous.

527
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,948
Anyway, my mom
He gave me this thirty something...

528
00:29:26,024 --> 00:29:27,514
...for my sixteenth birthday.

529
00:29:32,129 --> 00:29:34,222
I need Stella now.

530
00:29:34,264 --> 00:29:36,255
The family is up in smoke like a cow in July.

531
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,769
They say it doesn't look alike
in no way to the photograph they gave us.

532
00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:40,861
Excuse me. I thought she didn't
I would like to know the Creator...

533
00:29:40,905 --> 00:29:42,496
...looking like a cheap slut.

534
00:29:42,538 --> 00:29:45,473
Well this cheap bitch is the loving mother
of that family.

535
00:29:47,074 --> 00:29:48,032
The Clemens said
what it should look like...

536
00:29:48,076 --> 00:29:49,840
...as if just
came from skiing.

537
00:29:49,879 --> 00:29:51,312
Pink cheeks and...

538
00:29:51,347 --> 00:29:53,712
...red nose and ears.
I know, I know.

539
00:30:08,896 --> 00:30:13,093
I'm sorry I couldn't help you
talk before in the cafeteria.

540
00:30:13,132 --> 00:30:14,895
I was scared.
Okay?

541
00:30:14,934 --> 00:30:18,530
I opened my locker later
from the first period...

542
00:30:18,571 --> 00:30:23,030
...and there was a photo
by Tammy Curry.

543
00:30:23,075 --> 00:30:25,134
It had written on the back:

544
00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:27,279
<i>You are next.</i>

545
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,237
Oh yes, all hell.

546
00:30:30,314 --> 00:30:33,010
After a thorough
research...

547
00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:36,521
we determine that
Curry girl...

548
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:39,249
...should have been
smoking and driving.

549
00:30:39,289 --> 00:30:42,088
Yes, Tammy liked it
drive his father's thresher...

550
00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,457
She said that the high vibration
It helped her think.

551
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:50,022
But I know that Tammy only smoked
after driving.

552
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:53,693
If you ask me or anyone
Don't be afraid to talk about it...

553
00:30:53,735 --> 00:30:55,705
...Tammy was murdered.

554
00:30:57,639 --> 00:31:00,574
I bet Diane Sawyer never
I deal with this kind of thing.

555
00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,769
If it's another bullet
lost in the head...

556
00:31:03,844 --> 00:31:05,140
...I'm going to need more caps.

557
00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:06,442
You must go home.

558
00:31:06,514 --> 00:31:08,539
There is an emergency
in the trailer park.

559
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:09,774
Relax.
That's my mom's code...

560
00:31:09,850 --> 00:31:11,317
to bring him milk
and a pack of Lucky Strike...

561
00:31:11,385 --> 00:31:14,581
No. Loretta called.
There was a fire.

562
00:31:18,992 --> 00:31:20,515
Oh my God.

563
00:31:41,045 --> 00:31:43,309
Hey, hey, hey!
Are you familiar?

564
00:31:43,347 --> 00:31:46,315
No, he's screaming "mom, mom"
because he has Tourette syndrome.

565
00:31:46,383 --> 00:31:47,712
She is the daughter of
Annette, stupid.

566
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:50,651
It's alive, sweetness.
It's over there.

567
00:31:56,091 --> 00:31:58,151
"It will be right behind you."
in courtship!

568
00:31:58,193 --> 00:32:00,287
"Don't let that
worry, Annette!

569
00:32:11,371 --> 00:32:16,308
So doctor, this is a class
of unusual injury?

570
00:32:16,342 --> 00:32:18,708
Yes, it is very strange.

571
00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:22,146
At the moment our oldest
concern is stabilizing Annette...

572
00:32:22,181 --> 00:32:24,842
and then in surgery...

573
00:32:24,883 --> 00:32:26,350
...remove this.

574
00:32:26,385 --> 00:32:28,909
Oh, God.

575
00:32:28,953 --> 00:32:30,614
Oh, mom, it's horrible.

576
00:32:30,655 --> 00:32:33,556
Ruined a new pair
of false nails.

577
00:32:33,592 --> 00:32:37,721
I sat down to drink
a beer, and "kaboom."

578
00:32:37,762 --> 00:32:39,229
And when I realize...

579
00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:41,696
something flies in
the kitchen window...

580
00:32:41,732 --> 00:32:45,533
...and ended up with the butt
in someone's garden.

581
00:32:45,602 --> 00:32:48,661
Hey idiot, stop
to play with the camera.

582
00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:50,035
Put another book under it.

583
00:32:50,073 --> 00:32:51,266
Don't say "idiot."

584
00:32:51,307 --> 00:32:54,741
Mom has the window open.
We must hurry...

585
00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:56,936
...we are left alone
three minutes of battery.

586
00:32:56,979 --> 00:32:58,240
Okay, ready.

587
00:32:58,279 --> 00:32:59,439
One, two...

588
00:32:59,481 --> 00:33:00,608
One, two, three!

589
00:33:04,885 --> 00:33:06,013
Shit!

590
00:33:06,054 --> 00:33:07,350
Let's get out of here!

591
00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:13,954
Put your shoes
tap in my panties...

592
00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:16,154
...before flying out of the house.

593
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:18,527
Go find the guy
that I cut them off.

594
00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:19,690
He will give them to you...

595
00:33:19,766 --> 00:33:23,167
...so you can
practice for the contest.

596
00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,200
About that...

597
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,369
I... Oh, my God!

598
00:33:34,847 --> 00:33:38,110
Oh, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

599
00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:40,413
She's pregnant!

600
00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:42,316
Oh, Amber, wait!

601
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:44,844
Come back here.
Mommy wants to talk to you.

602
00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,583
And then kill you!

603
00:33:46,623 --> 00:33:48,750
Why don't you look if
there is more beer...

604
00:33:48,792 --> 00:33:50,692
...in that can and you
do you relax a little?

605
00:33:52,694 --> 00:33:55,424
- I'm going to withdraw from the contest.
- What are you going to what?

606
00:33:55,498 --> 00:33:57,088
I'm going to withdraw from the contest.

607
00:33:57,165 --> 00:33:59,870
I was trying to scare you
to make you change your mind.

608
00:33:59,999 --> 00:34:02,936
For God's sake, Amber, the woman
He clung to your dancing shoes...

609
00:34:02,971 --> 00:34:05,461
...while flying through the
airs like a damn dart.

610
00:34:05,507 --> 00:34:06,733
I know, I know.

611
00:34:06,774 --> 00:34:09,903
Hey, Little Miss Panties
Sad and her friend Serious Sally.

612
00:34:09,944 --> 00:34:11,605
How about some little mints...

613
00:34:11,645 --> 00:34:14,171
...to fix that frown?

614
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:17,550
Do you think that a
mint would help...

615
00:34:17,584 --> 00:34:20,178
...if I put the
head up the ass?

616
00:34:23,255 --> 00:34:24,622
What should I tell him?

617
00:34:24,691 --> 00:34:26,590
Simple, just tell him...

618
00:34:30,096 --> 00:34:32,063
"Mom, I know you sacrificed everything...

619
00:34:32,097 --> 00:34:34,224
your relationships, dreams...

620
00:34:34,265 --> 00:34:35,732
your belly, butt, and tits...

621
00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:37,235
everything to bring me to
me to this world...

622
00:34:37,268 --> 00:34:40,169
everything so I can take classes
of tap and being in a contest...

623
00:34:40,204 --> 00:34:42,730
in the same one that you were,
but you know what?

624
00:34:42,773 --> 00:34:43,966
"I'm going to retire."

625
00:34:44,006 --> 00:34:46,532
That's right.
A piece of cake.

626
00:34:46,577 --> 00:34:48,636
Oh my God.
It's going to kill me.

627
00:34:48,678 --> 00:34:49,703
Yes, you can bet it.

628
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,045
Come on, get out of here!

629
00:34:52,081 --> 00:34:55,312
The next one who comes in without one
pack of Luckys in your hand is dying!

630
00:34:55,351 --> 00:34:58,548
Yes, of course.
Have a super day too.

631
00:34:58,621 --> 00:35:00,213
Get out of here!

632
00:35:01,356 --> 00:35:03,755
Mom, look.
Don't talk.

633
00:35:03,792 --> 00:35:07,420
First of all, I'm not
pregnant.

634
00:35:07,462 --> 00:35:10,659
I won't let you go until
that you told me what's happening.

635
00:35:10,698 --> 00:35:14,498
Amber, I've reached a point.
where I would kill someone...

636
00:35:14,535 --> 00:35:16,127
...because of the nicotine under his nails.

637
00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:17,330
Do you hear me, Loretta?

638
00:35:17,371 --> 00:35:19,670
Well, well...

639
00:35:19,707 --> 00:35:22,503
yesterday I received a photo...

640
00:35:22,542 --> 00:35:25,977
So I've been thinking about...

641
00:35:26,011 --> 00:35:27,478
you know...

642
00:35:27,513 --> 00:35:29,276
...I'm going to withdraw from the contest.

643
00:35:29,314 --> 00:35:30,781
What?

644
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:32,544
Oh, sorry, guys.

645
00:35:32,617 --> 00:35:35,485
Would you excuse us for a moment?

646
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,750
Loretta, get out of here!
Come on, go.

647
00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:38,947
What is your problem?

648
00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:41,982
What is my problem?
Feel your skinny little butt.

649
00:35:42,027 --> 00:35:43,516
Nice, mom.
Very pretty.

650
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:44,993
Nice mouth you have...

651
00:35:45,029 --> 00:35:46,962
but I'm not going to pass
again for this.

652
00:35:46,997 --> 00:35:49,228
You? "You're not going to pass"
for this again?

653
00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:52,235
You are not the one who knows how it feels
have long pubic hair, miss.

654
00:35:52,269 --> 00:35:53,861
Oh, come on, mom.

655
00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:56,394
First Tammy's photo, then
Brett Clemmens, now this?

656
00:35:56,437 --> 00:35:57,905
It's scary.

657
00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:00,067
Fear?
I'll tell you what's scary.

658
00:36:00,109 --> 00:36:02,135
Look here.
Look at me.

659
00:36:02,178 --> 00:36:04,372
Do you want to look like
an old harlot...

660
00:36:04,445 --> 00:36:06,413
...and end up ruined
when you are my age?

661
00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:07,640
I am condemned.

662
00:36:07,714 --> 00:36:09,078
The best I can hope for is...

663
00:36:09,116 --> 00:36:11,107
end in a
decent ranch...

664
00:36:11,184 --> 00:36:13,653
...where they change me
twice a day.

665
00:36:17,191 --> 00:36:18,748
I swear to God, honey.

666
00:36:18,792 --> 00:36:21,885
If I could remake my life...

667
00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:24,227
the first thing i would do
It would be leaving this city...

668
00:36:24,264 --> 00:36:26,561
I could barely
take my first step.

669
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,533
Practically...

670
00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:32,059
...the only thing I wouldn't change
It would be to have you.

671
00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:38,240
God, I hope it's you and not you
bruise whoever is talking.

672
00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:39,504
It's me.

673
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:44,309
I don't want it to be
This is what you regret.

674
00:36:44,348 --> 00:36:47,715
Now, this contest is your
ticket to get out of here...

675
00:36:47,751 --> 00:36:50,412
...and I know you can win.

676
00:36:50,454 --> 00:36:52,614
Come here.

677
00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:54,748
Oh, I love you so much.

678
00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:56,281
I love you very much.

679
00:36:56,326 --> 00:36:58,157
And you're going to win.

680
00:36:58,194 --> 00:36:59,990
She's going to win.

681
00:37:00,028 --> 00:37:01,188
Isn't that true, Loretta?

682
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:02,458
You bet.

683
00:37:02,497 --> 00:37:03,520
You'll see.

684
00:37:03,564 --> 00:37:05,690
Hell, he's not going to retire.

685
00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:07,167
No. Mom said if I did...

686
00:37:07,203 --> 00:37:09,136
...I would look for my dad and
she would marry him.

687
00:37:09,171 --> 00:37:11,866
Your mother has kept the
your father's life in secret?

688
00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:13,530
No, she never hid the fact...

689
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:16,166
...that my dad chose his
race instead of us.

690
00:37:16,243 --> 00:37:17,677
What was what he said?

691
00:37:17,711 --> 00:37:19,339
"Jester for a day, jester for life."

692
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,904
Mom still cries when
see a carousel...

693
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:24,041
...or a fat woman in a top.

694
00:37:24,084 --> 00:37:26,050
The fire at Atkins's.

695
00:37:26,085 --> 00:37:28,920
A dirty play?
Of course not.

696
00:37:28,954 --> 00:37:30,854
After exhaustive research...

697
00:37:30,888 --> 00:37:34,017
...we determine that it should
have been bad wiring.

698
00:37:34,059 --> 00:37:35,855
Bad wiring?

699
00:37:35,893 --> 00:37:38,360
It's stupidity
biggest I've ever heard.

700
00:37:39,731 --> 00:37:42,564
 �There is an offer of
blunt needles at K-Mart?

701
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,089
I just have to repeat it
once again.

702
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:59,886
Interview with the judges.
3 days before the contest.

703
00:38:03,119 --> 00:38:07,316
Now, we must remember the
three most important parts...

704
00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:10,256
to give a good interview...

705
00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:12,020
Listen, number one.

706
00:38:12,059 --> 00:38:13,925
Number one.

707
00:38:13,962 --> 00:38:16,430
An American Teen Princess...

708
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,454
...does not cross his legs
like a street

709
00:38:18,498 --> 00:38:20,591
Excuse me,
"Miss Penthouse 98..."

710
00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:22,259
...bring your knees together.

711
00:38:22,335 --> 00:38:23,734
I could put a boat in there.

712
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,260
Ankles together.

713
00:38:25,338 --> 00:38:28,034
Resting hands
lightly on their laps.

714
00:38:28,073 --> 00:38:30,405
Good.
Sit up straight. Smile.

715
00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:32,433
Alright, number two.

716
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,640
The judges are so
nervous like you.

717
00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:44,286
�So, you are ready...

718
00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:47,382
to start judging,
to start the interviews?

719
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,284
I think I can answer that.

720
00:38:53,362 --> 00:38:54,796
Yes, we are ready.

721
00:38:54,831 --> 00:38:58,096
So, we should do
pass to the young girls.

722
00:38:58,133 --> 00:39:01,126
You know, to start
with the interviews.

723
00:39:02,705 --> 00:39:05,969
If you could be anyone
forest tree...

724
00:39:07,843 --> 00:39:09,674
What kind of tree would you be?

725
00:39:11,913 --> 00:39:13,039
A horn

726
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,411
A bonsai.

727
00:39:14,449 --> 00:39:15,778
Green?

728
00:39:15,817 --> 00:39:17,806
I can be anyone
tree they want.

729
00:39:17,851 --> 00:39:19,546
Just give me a minute
to prepare myself.

730
00:39:25,558 --> 00:39:29,495
One with strong roots in a
community like Monte Rose...

731
00:39:29,563 --> 00:39:32,621
with a solid Christian trunk...

732
00:39:32,697 --> 00:39:36,464
and long branches of leaves
to provide shade...

733
00:39:36,502 --> 00:39:38,992
...to handicapped children
on a hot summer day.

734
00:39:39,037 --> 00:39:42,200
 �They noticed that the retarded
Do you have your pants open?

735
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,633
I don't want to see that.

736
00:39:48,044 --> 00:39:50,477
Who would you choose as
president, dead or alive?

737
00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:53,312
To Emperor Hirohito.

738
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:54,611
Brett Favre.

739
00:40:02,492 --> 00:40:06,326
My mother, because she could
solve world hunger...

740
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,353
with one of their delicious
rhubarb tarts...

741
00:40:09,397 --> 00:40:12,628
achieve world peace with
one of his prayers...

742
00:40:12,665 --> 00:40:15,191
and still find time
to look beautiful...

743
00:40:15,236 --> 00:40:17,897
...for my dad, Lester Leeman.

744
00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,428
Do you like swimming?

745
00:40:20,508 --> 00:40:22,531
Yes, I love swimming.

746
00:40:22,574 --> 00:40:24,544
When I was in New York,
I met Greg Louganis...

747
00:40:24,577 --> 00:40:26,238
...in one of the
my brother's shows.

748
00:40:40,124 --> 00:40:42,718
The retard's pants
They are completely down.

749
00:40:46,697 --> 00:40:48,700
Close the store.
Close the store.

750
00:40:51,193 --> 00:40:52,732
Are you Amber Atkins?

751
00:40:52,768 --> 00:40:54,929
Yes, yes, it's me.
Hello.

752
00:40:58,075 --> 00:41:00,474
Name and spell all
the United States...

753
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:01,874
...in alphabetical order.

754
00:41:04,013 --> 00:41:05,844
Really?

755
00:41:12,822 --> 00:41:15,255
Well...

756
00:41:15,290 --> 00:41:18,383
Alabama.

757
00:41:18,424 --> 00:41:21,189
Alabama.

758
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:22,626
Alaska.

759
00:41:22,663 --> 00:41:26,655
Alaska.

760
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,964
Arizona.

761
00:41:32,004 --> 00:41:35,303
Arizona.

762
00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:37,000
WestVirginia.

763
00:41:37,074 --> 00:41:41,102
W-e-s-t V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a.

764
00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:43,512
Wisconsin.

765
00:41:43,547 --> 00:41:47,244
Wisconsin.

766
00:41:47,284 --> 00:41:48,410
Wyoming.

767
00:41:48,452 --> 00:41:51,422
Wyoming.

768
00:41:55,426 --> 00:41:58,087
Well, okay.

769
00:42:02,364 --> 00:42:05,163
Two weeks left
for the contest...

770
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:12,696
I have practiced my talent,
finished my costume...

771
00:42:12,774 --> 00:42:15,674
informed about
current events...

772
00:42:15,711 --> 00:42:21,909
...and ran 18 miles a day
burning 400 calories.

773
00:42:21,947 --> 00:42:24,041
I was ready.

774
00:42:26,464 --> 00:42:28,831
Dress rehearsal.
One day before the contest.

775
00:42:36,228 --> 00:42:38,025
Girls, a couple of things.

776
00:42:38,063 --> 00:42:39,552
Pay attention,
It is very important.

777
00:42:39,597 --> 00:42:43,089
Gladys wants us all to come in
orderly today.

778
00:42:43,134 --> 00:42:46,195
It is very important,
don't forget it.

779
00:42:48,572 --> 00:42:51,166
Oh yes, I'm very nervous.

780
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:54,143
It's been almost two months.

781
00:42:55,145 --> 00:42:58,012
I haven't told my boyfriend yet.

782
00:42:58,047 --> 00:42:59,571
How did you know?

783
00:42:59,615 --> 00:43:02,516
I meant nervous
for the contest.

784
00:43:02,553 --> 00:43:06,009
Oh, contest nerves.

785
00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:09,181
There are 8 thousand sequins...

786
00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:12,159
...and 1500 accounts
only in the skirt.

787
00:43:12,193 --> 00:43:14,821
My mother hired the
Mrs. L�pez to do it.

788
00:43:14,863 --> 00:43:18,025
She is one of the many
my father's Mexican employees.

789
00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:21,555
He takes them out of poverty
where they live in Mexico.

790
00:43:21,635 --> 00:43:24,569
Yes, all my mom's clothes
It melted on mine.

791
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:28,370
It formed a kind of meteor
of polyester in our closet.

792
00:43:28,408 --> 00:43:31,071
But like an inexplicable miracle...

793
00:43:31,111 --> 00:43:32,577
our neighbor Kenny Hansen...

794
00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:34,842
I found my tap dress on
the roof of your trailer...

795
00:43:34,881 --> 00:43:37,371
...while setting traps
raccoon for his dad.

796
00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:38,643
And this is the strange thing:

797
00:43:38,684 --> 00:43:41,153
It was still on its perch.

798
00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:44,381
This is my lucky bolt.

799
00:43:44,423 --> 00:43:47,085
They believe it fell from a DC-10.

800
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,719
The doctor said I was very lucky
of the flat side hitting me.

801
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:53,628
Because otherwise it could
having gone through my head.

802
00:43:53,663 --> 00:43:56,894
I know, I know.
It's chilling.

803
00:43:58,668 --> 00:44:02,035
Can we change numbers?

804
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:08,601
My cousin just had a deaf baby,
and I have to go visit him.

805
00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:10,042
I have to go first.

806
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:13,172
Yes, sure.
It's my lucky number.

807
00:44:13,214 --> 00:44:16,184
Diane Sawyer took out the
number 8 in your city.

808
00:44:17,185 --> 00:44:19,310
- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

809
00:44:20,854 --> 00:44:26,053
Now I can see what is mine.

810
00:44:27,194 --> 00:44:32,529
Realizing the truth.

811
00:44:33,565 --> 00:44:39,299
Since I found you...

812
00:44:39,338 --> 00:44:44,000
seeing through his eyes...

813
00:44:46,378 --> 00:44:48,040
I must be honest.

814
00:44:48,079 --> 00:44:50,206
It's a situation
difficult for me...

815
00:44:50,247 --> 00:44:53,478
because this is the
moment in the contest...

816
00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:55,882
in which you realize
that tomorrow night...

817
00:44:55,919 --> 00:44:59,012
...all the girls except one
They will be losers.

818
00:45:00,456 --> 00:45:01,388
It's difficult for me...

819
00:45:01,457 --> 00:45:04,324
...know what it feels like.

820
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,155
He can't feel good.

821
00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:10,325
Oh my God,
My God.

822
00:45:10,365 --> 00:45:11,856
Don't touch her.

823
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:16,196
Don't move your body.
Don't touch the body.

824
00:45:16,237 --> 00:45:17,727
May be paralyzed
from the neck down...

825
00:45:17,773 --> 00:45:18,999
...and you wouldn't know it.

826
00:45:19,039 --> 00:45:20,599
<i>Someone call 911.</i>

827
00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:22,700
<i>Don't say anything...</i>

828
00:45:22,743 --> 00:45:25,370
<i>...because it can be a
hypnotic suggestion.</i>

829
00:45:26,613 --> 00:45:28,443
<i>�Don't you understand?</i>

830
00:45:28,481 --> 00:45:29,607
I was supposed to go first.

831
00:45:29,649 --> 00:45:32,050
I was contestant number 1.

832
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:34,882
That light was going to fall
over my head.

833
00:45:34,954 --> 00:45:37,921
If Jenelle hadn't
I wanted to go first...

834
00:45:38,957 --> 00:45:41,481
I owe my life to
that deaf baby.

835
00:45:44,596 --> 00:45:46,222
Hey, that was your mom.

836
00:45:46,264 --> 00:45:48,255
I wanted you to take this.

837
00:45:51,401 --> 00:45:52,959
Seriously, Loretta?

838
00:45:53,003 --> 00:45:54,198
You bet.

839
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,732
Did my mom want me to take this?

840
00:46:00,577 --> 00:46:01,635
Oh, shut up.

841
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:03,668
I thought it would help you
to fall asleep.

842
00:46:03,714 --> 00:46:06,045
Loretta, never have children.

843
00:46:07,749 --> 00:46:10,774
Well God loves you for
to think that I still can.

844
00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,821
Your mom did say that
you should have this...

845
00:46:12,887 --> 00:46:14,321
...since the other one burned.

846
00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:16,847
It's just like Diane Sawyer's!

847
00:46:17,925 --> 00:46:19,450
Of course, it's not a size 10.

848
00:46:19,493 --> 00:46:20,960
Diane was a bit of a hippie then.

849
00:46:20,994 --> 00:46:22,552
-Not our girl.
-Oh, no.

850
00:46:25,011 --> 00:46:27,159
Contest night.

851
00:46:34,173 --> 00:46:35,605
Soothing.

852
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,473
I hope this thing
finish before them.

853
00:46:40,512 --> 00:46:42,240
We are excited.

854
00:46:42,314 --> 00:46:43,712
Very excited.

855
00:46:43,749 --> 00:46:44,943
Come on, Molly!

856
00:46:44,982 --> 00:46:46,711
Let's go!

857
00:46:46,752 --> 00:46:49,118
Leslie Miller kicks his ass
to the Teenage Princesses!

858
00:46:49,154 --> 00:46:51,212
Whoo! Come on, Muskies!

859
00:47:08,137 --> 00:47:09,298
Oh, I must go.

860
00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:23,674
Thank you, thank you.

861
00:47:23,718 --> 00:47:25,185
Oh my God.

862
00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:28,187
"Is it for me or for
my dress?

863
00:47:32,858 --> 00:47:36,726
Welcome to the Princess Contest
American Teen from Monte Rose.

864
00:47:36,762 --> 00:47:39,253
Although each contestant...

865
00:47:39,298 --> 00:47:41,926
what will they know tonight
It is special and unique...

866
00:47:41,967 --> 00:47:44,958
...everyone has one
thing in common

867
00:47:45,036 --> 00:47:50,099
They are all proud
of being Americans.

868
00:48:30,243 --> 00:48:32,302
I choose Mount Rushmore...

869
00:48:32,345 --> 00:48:34,142
because living in a country...

870
00:48:34,180 --> 00:48:35,977
where can you take
a horrible mountain...

871
00:48:36,015 --> 00:48:39,007
and put faces on it,
faces of great Americans...

872
00:48:39,052 --> 00:48:42,044
that they worked so hard to make
our super great country...

873
00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:45,055
makes me,
Rebecca Leeman...

874
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:47,114
...be proud to be American.

875
00:48:47,158 --> 00:48:51,754
I'm Lisa Swenson, and I'm
proud to be american...

876
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,729
why live in a country
where Lady Liberty...

877
00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:56,664
always keeps its flame
burning and bright...

878
00:48:58,134 --> 00:49:02,161
...always maintains its
flame burning and bright.

879
00:49:02,205 --> 00:49:04,604
makes me proud
of being American.

880
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,767
God.

881
00:49:05,809 --> 00:49:07,707
The Washington Monument...

882
00:49:07,743 --> 00:49:10,439
Oh yes, baby!

883
00:49:10,479 --> 00:49:11,468
It makes me...

884
00:49:11,514 --> 00:49:14,710
To me Leslie Miller, be proud
of being American.

885
00:49:16,517 --> 00:49:19,486
Live in a country where
no matter who you are...

886
00:49:19,519 --> 00:49:22,512
or where you come from,
you can grow...

887
00:49:22,557 --> 00:49:26,287
and become what always
you dreamed makes me feel...

888
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,455
to me Amber Atkins, proud
of being American.

889
00:49:29,528 --> 00:49:33,056
Atomic power makes me,
Molly Howard...

890
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:35,533
...be proud to be
Asian-American.

891
00:49:35,569 --> 00:49:39,231
The largest braided ball
from my uncle Phil's world...

892
00:49:39,272 --> 00:49:41,206
in Bundy, Minnesota...

893
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:44,572
...makes me proud
of being American.

894
00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:48,046
I think I misunderstood the task.

895
00:49:52,516 --> 00:49:55,884
A couple of observations from
yesterday's rehearsal

896
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,284
Gladys says that some
of you...

897
00:49:57,321 --> 00:49:58,583
they move too much
the hips...

898
00:49:58,656 --> 00:50:00,817
...during the routine
of physical fitness.

899
00:50:00,891 --> 00:50:03,359
Oh my god, my dress
tap has disappeared.

900
00:50:03,393 --> 00:50:06,794
Amber, we are not going to use
the talent costume.

901
00:50:06,830 --> 00:50:09,127
You must put on the suit
for fitness routine.

902
00:50:09,165 --> 00:50:11,155
"Let's move the
legs, ladies!

903
00:50:11,199 --> 00:50:13,667
I was here before
opening act.

904
00:50:15,372 --> 00:50:16,928
Wait.

905
00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,304
What am I saying?

906
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:22,173
It is enough that you
I asked you, Becky.

907
00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:23,939
Where is it?

908
00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:25,171
What?

909
00:50:25,211 --> 00:50:27,702
You heard me.
Where is it?

910
00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:31,916
If you are thinking something,
Better say it once and for all.

911
00:50:31,985 --> 00:50:34,078
I just did it.

912
00:50:34,153 --> 00:50:35,951
Well then I hope
are you willing to retract...

913
00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:37,421
...because what
You say it's crazy.

914
00:50:37,457 --> 00:50:40,186
Don't give me that
brat attitude.

915
00:50:40,226 --> 00:50:41,351
Tell me!

916
00:50:41,394 --> 00:50:43,156
Well, as my mother says
at Sunday dinner...

917
00:50:43,195 --> 00:50:44,286
Come and b�scalol!

918
00:50:44,329 --> 00:50:45,729
That will do!

919
00:50:45,764 --> 00:50:46,889
Maybe it will take me seconds!

920
00:50:46,932 --> 00:50:49,695
 �If you want seconds,
I'll make sure you have them!

921
00:50:49,734 --> 00:50:51,134
Get your skinny ass here!

922
00:50:53,705 --> 00:50:55,673
I think you
Guys should go.

923
00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:57,469
The girls are changing.
I think they should go out.

924
00:50:57,506 --> 00:50:58,975
Okay, let's go.

925
00:50:59,009 --> 00:51:01,477
- I hate her!
- We all hate her. let's go

926
00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:03,502
Let's give him a big round of applause...

927
00:51:03,547 --> 00:51:06,038
to the Teenage Princess
American from last year...

928
00:51:06,116 --> 00:51:08,345
...in his farewell presentation.

929
00:51:08,417 --> 00:51:10,386
Who could forget his dubbing...

930
00:51:10,421 --> 00:51:13,980
from "Don't cry out loud"
by Melissa Manchester?

931
00:51:14,023 --> 00:51:15,751
And here she is...

932
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,519
Mary Johanson.

933
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:32,138
<i>Don't cry out loud...</i>

934
00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:34,800
<i>...just keep it inside.</i>

935
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:39,437
<i>And learn to hide
your feelings.</i>

936
00:51:39,512 --> 00:51:45,040
<i>Fly high and proud.</i>

937
00:51:45,118 --> 00:51:48,211
<i>And if you're going to fall...</i>

938
00:51:48,254 --> 00:51:50,777
<i>remember that almost...</i>

939
00:51:50,822 --> 00:51:55,690
<i>...you had it all.</i>

940
00:51:58,363 --> 00:52:00,557
Let's take
the ladders...

941
00:52:00,598 --> 00:52:01,723
...for your fitness routine.

942
00:52:01,765 --> 00:52:02,891
Here we go.

943
00:52:02,932 --> 00:52:04,331
They are humid.

944
00:52:04,367 --> 00:52:05,495
What?

945
00:52:05,536 --> 00:52:07,025
My hands are stuck together.

946
00:52:08,071 --> 00:52:09,731
I'm a little dizzy from the smell.

947
00:52:09,772 --> 00:52:11,001
You know what, girls?

948
00:52:11,073 --> 00:52:13,564
Keep them away from
They can't touch the suits.

949
00:52:13,642 --> 00:52:14,733
Here we go.

950
00:52:14,811 --> 00:52:16,710
Let's form a line.

951
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:20,676
What kind of mentally retarded...

952
00:52:20,716 --> 00:52:22,615
...paint a ladder
right before a contest?

953
00:52:22,651 --> 00:52:24,514
I am the judge!

954
00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:28,951
Back off, you little retard!

955
00:52:28,990 --> 00:52:30,320
Come on, Hank!

956
00:52:30,358 --> 00:52:32,826
It's okay.

957
00:52:32,859 --> 00:52:33,985
My dress is fine.

958
00:52:35,128 --> 00:52:38,063
<i>Well, anyway...</i>

959
00:52:38,099 --> 00:52:40,225
<i>our other judges are...</i>

960
00:52:40,267 --> 00:52:41,824
<i>Jean Kangas...</i>

961
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,266
<i>and John Dough...</i>

962
00:52:43,303 --> 00:52:46,203
The opening act
It was good...

963
00:52:46,272 --> 00:52:49,708
...solid, but now
They will have to really dance.

964
00:52:49,776 --> 00:52:53,210
So, here, put some
This old trap in the teeth, ladies.

965
00:52:53,278 --> 00:52:54,974
It will help them to smile...

966
00:52:55,013 --> 00:52:57,002
and when they are looking
his teeth, God willing...

967
00:52:57,047 --> 00:52:58,911
...they won't be looking at their feet.

968
00:54:19,687 --> 00:54:21,712
Hurry up.

969
00:54:21,757 --> 00:54:23,155
Okay, I think
We all have something.

970
00:54:23,192 --> 00:54:24,818
Just take it off.

971
00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:27,294
Here, I don't think...

972
00:54:27,329 --> 00:54:29,796
I think it turned out pretty well.

973
00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,456
Don't go to the bathroom.

974
00:54:31,532 --> 00:54:33,431
Tess vomited everywhere.

975
00:54:33,467 --> 00:54:36,161
He ate dinner
really big.

976
00:54:36,202 --> 00:54:38,432
should have gotten in
that lucky screw...

977
00:54:38,472 --> 00:54:39,962
...in the throat for dessert.

978
00:54:41,141 --> 00:54:44,167
And the winner of
spirit award is...

979
00:54:44,243 --> 00:54:47,734
I would like to take them
seventeen years ago...

980
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:51,179
when a peanut planter
I was in the White House...

981
00:54:51,216 --> 00:54:53,480
a group of boys who
They called themselves Queen...

982
00:54:53,517 --> 00:54:55,280
were in the
first positions...

983
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,310
and Gladys Leeman
It was Gladys Wood...

984
00:54:58,455 --> 00:55:02,051
...and it was the Teenage Princess
Monte Rose Americana.

985
00:55:09,232 --> 00:55:11,667
Thank you so much.

986
00:55:11,702 --> 00:55:16,160
You know, seventeen years ago,
I won the talent show...

987
00:55:16,205 --> 00:55:17,400
when sewing...

988
00:55:18,407 --> 00:55:19,668
this skorts...

989
00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:21,734
Butterick model 7432.

990
00:55:21,778 --> 00:55:23,677
And can you believe it?

991
00:55:23,712 --> 00:55:24,871
They still fit me.

992
00:55:24,912 --> 00:55:27,779
I had a huge butt then,
and he has a huge butt now.

993
00:55:27,815 --> 00:55:30,283
Our next contestant is ready,
So let's welcome...

994
00:55:30,317 --> 00:55:31,750
Tess Weinhaus.

995
00:55:36,991 --> 00:55:38,719
Yes, it disappeared.

996
00:55:40,993 --> 00:55:42,120
I mean...

997
00:55:42,162 --> 00:55:45,290
I just want to tap dance.

998
00:55:45,332 --> 00:55:49,961
I'm not saying it's the best,
or that I would win, but...

999
00:55:50,003 --> 00:55:52,129
Shouldn't it at least have
the possibility of competing?

1000
00:55:52,171 --> 00:55:55,970
The beagle is known
for his howl.

1001
00:55:59,978 --> 00:56:02,605
I just wanted my
mom saw me dance.

1002
00:56:02,646 --> 00:56:05,375
Amber, Amber, come here.

1003
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,077
Please Miss K,
I have too much Vaseline on my teeth.

1004
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:10,176
I'm going to smile for a year.

1005
00:56:10,254 --> 00:56:11,812
No, here.

1006
00:56:11,888 --> 00:56:13,148
It's not a big deal...

1007
00:56:13,189 --> 00:56:16,180
...but a talent like yours does not
needs to hide behind the sequins.

1008
00:56:16,225 --> 00:56:17,659
Oh, Miss K.

1009
00:56:17,692 --> 00:56:19,025
Oh look.

1010
00:56:19,061 --> 00:56:24,430
But none can compare to
greatest bark of all...

1011
00:56:24,467 --> 00:56:26,729
...that of the German Shepherd.

1012
00:56:29,271 --> 00:56:32,831
Oh hell, get out there and
kicks some Leeman butt.

1013
00:56:34,074 --> 00:56:36,338
Not so strong, sweetness,
I heard something break.

1014
00:56:36,377 --> 00:56:38,241
Flip it!

1015
00:56:38,311 --> 00:56:39,280
Beat it!

1016
00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,042
Take them by the shoulders!

1017
00:56:42,115 --> 00:56:43,639
To the mat!

1018
00:56:44,684 --> 00:56:46,242
Flip it!
Beat it!

1019
00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:48,286
Take them by the shoulders
...to the mat!

1020
00:56:48,352 --> 00:56:49,912
Let's go...

1021
00:56:49,956 --> 00:56:51,322
Muskies! Yes!

1022
00:57:01,434 --> 00:57:02,421
Molten.

1023
00:57:03,702 --> 00:57:07,033
The year... 2024.

1024
00:57:08,638 --> 00:57:10,367
Planet... Earth.

1025
00:57:11,575 --> 00:57:13,542
 �The question that
are they all made?

1026
00:57:14,844 --> 00:57:16,436
What is...

1027
00:57:16,513 --> 00:57:18,070
Soylent Green?

1028
00:57:23,086 --> 00:57:25,678
Mrs. Clark, why?
does this to me?

1029
00:57:25,721 --> 00:57:27,688
Why do you pretend not to?
know what is happening?

1030
00:57:27,723 --> 00:57:29,747
Amber, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

1031
00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,258
But you know the rules.

1032
00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:33,225
All talent dresses
must be approved...

1033
00:57:33,261 --> 00:57:34,626
...by Gladys before the contest.

1034
00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:36,220
 �But if someone
steals your dress...

1035
00:57:36,264 --> 00:57:38,731
...so that you can't
Doesn't competing invalidate that rule?

1036
00:57:38,765 --> 00:57:40,825
Amber, I'm sorry.
I don't make the rules.

1037
00:57:40,867 --> 00:57:42,390
Oh, this is...

1038
00:57:42,435 --> 00:57:44,028
This is shit!

1039
00:57:44,071 --> 00:57:47,233
Amber Atkins, that's not the vocabulary
of an American Teenage Princess.

1040
00:57:47,306 --> 00:57:50,275
 �Good, because this is not a contest
American Teen Princess!

1041
00:57:50,308 --> 00:57:52,300
This is... is...

1042
00:57:52,378 --> 00:57:54,345
This is Nazi Germany!

1043
00:57:58,117 --> 00:57:59,845
Where do they get it from?
these things?

1044
00:58:07,991 --> 00:58:10,050
I'm wearing this tap dress.

1045
00:58:10,094 --> 00:58:12,459
I'm going to show my talent tonight.

1046
00:58:12,495 --> 00:58:13,724
Oh, really?

1047
00:58:13,763 --> 00:58:15,252
I don't believe it.

1048
00:58:18,735 --> 00:58:20,999
I hate being the carrier
bad news...

1049
00:58:21,070 --> 00:58:23,731
but you know that the rules say that
the dress must be approved...

1050
00:58:23,805 --> 00:58:25,796
...at least with one
week in advance.

1051
00:58:25,873 --> 00:58:29,401
I can't leave you
go out with that little thing.

1052
00:58:29,444 --> 00:58:31,001
We have children in the public.

1053
00:58:31,046 --> 00:58:33,071
I hope you understand.

1054
00:58:33,115 --> 00:58:34,672
But... I mean...

1055
00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:37,274
...it's not my fault.
Please.

1056
00:58:37,317 --> 00:58:39,411
I didn't do anything wrong.

1057
00:58:39,453 --> 00:58:41,943
<i>I know the truth, that's why.</i>

1058
00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:43,319
<i>I must say...</i>

1059
00:58:43,356 --> 00:58:45,517
Soylent Green...

1060
00:58:45,558 --> 00:58:47,616
It's the people!

1061
00:58:51,331 --> 00:58:53,231
Now, this is my signal.

1062
00:59:33,368 --> 00:59:36,132
I just want to compete.

1063
00:59:37,938 --> 00:59:41,271
I can't believe that
this is happening.

1064
00:59:41,308 --> 00:59:43,832
I can't believe that
she said...

1065
00:59:52,384 --> 00:59:53,510
Here.

1066
00:59:53,553 --> 00:59:55,041
Take?
What?

1067
00:59:55,085 --> 00:59:56,645
My jacket.

1068
00:59:56,688 --> 00:59:59,088
My dress is
approved a month ago...

1069
00:59:59,156 --> 01:00:00,749
...before the contest.
You can use it.

1070
01:00:00,826 --> 01:00:02,292
Paint it.

1071
01:00:02,359 --> 01:00:03,451
Oh wow.

1072
01:00:03,527 --> 01:00:05,222
Lisa, I don't think you should do that.

1073
01:00:05,262 --> 01:00:07,026
They will never let you show up naked.
I already asked them.

1074
01:00:07,064 --> 01:00:09,225
Shut up.

1075
01:00:09,266 --> 01:00:12,029
Listen, Amber...

1076
01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:14,866
I'm not going to win.

1077
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:17,464
And let's be honest, the family
It only needs one Liza...

1078
01:00:17,506 --> 01:00:20,305
...and Peter has much better
legs than me, okay?

1079
01:00:20,343 --> 01:00:21,707
Your parents will kill you.

1080
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:24,438
Oh, come on.
I love them...

1081
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:28,075
although they only had me because
Peter needed a kidney.

1082
01:00:33,754 --> 01:00:34,880
Thank you.

1083
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:39,551
Now...

1084
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,152
with immense pride...

1085
01:00:41,229 --> 01:00:43,788
I present to you the
contestant number six...

1086
01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:46,697
who is also the president
of his class for two years...

1087
01:00:46,732 --> 01:00:49,257
an exemplary student,
and the new president...

1088
01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,532
...from the Gun Club
the Lutheran Brotherhood.

1089
01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:52,799
Ladies and Gentlemen...

1090
01:00:52,838 --> 01:00:55,136
Rebecca Ann Leeman!

1091
01:01:02,947 --> 01:01:04,471
You know what?

1092
01:01:04,516 --> 01:01:06,006
The rumors are true.

1093
01:01:07,117 --> 01:01:10,576
I have a very friend
special in my life...

1094
01:01:11,688 --> 01:01:14,122
and if no one cares...

1095
01:01:14,157 --> 01:01:17,888
...I would like to sing one
song just for him.

1096
01:01:20,829 --> 01:01:24,765
<i>You are too good...</i>

1097
01:01:24,801 --> 01:01:25,959
<i>To be true...</i>

1098
01:01:27,202 --> 01:01:29,796
<i>I can't take my eyes away...</i>

1099
01:01:29,838 --> 01:01:30,895
<i>...from you.</i>

1100
01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:32,064
Oh shit.

1101
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:34,541
<i>You were like heaven...</i>

1102
01:01:34,575 --> 01:01:36,600
<i>To touch...</i>

1103
01:01:36,644 --> 01:01:38,373
<i>I want to hug you...</i>

1104
01:01:38,446 --> 01:01:40,276
<i>So much...</i>

1105
01:01:41,382 --> 01:01:42,939
<i>Finally...</i>

1106
01:01:43,017 --> 01:01:46,214
<i>Love has arrived...</i>

1107
01:01:46,252 --> 01:01:48,743
<i>And I thank God...</i>

1108
01:01:48,821 --> 01:01:49,981
<i>Being alive...</i>

1109
01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:53,856
<i>You are too good...</i>

1110
01:01:53,892 --> 01:01:55,883
<i>To be true...</i>

1111
01:01:55,929 --> 01:01:58,624
<i>I can't take my eyes away...</i>

1112
01:01:58,665 --> 01:02:00,132
<i>Of you...</i>

1113
01:02:01,265 --> 01:02:03,790
<i>I love you, baby...</i>

1114
01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:05,495
<i>And if everything goes well...</i>

1115
01:02:05,536 --> 01:02:07,596
<i>I need you, baby...</i>

1116
01:02:07,639 --> 01:02:09,833
<i>To take shelter in the
lonely night...</i>

1117
01:02:09,874 --> 01:02:12,502
<i>I love you, baby...</i>

1118
01:02:12,577 --> 01:02:14,602
<i>Believe me when I tell you...</i>

1119
01:02:14,678 --> 01:02:17,203
Lisa, come on, you're next.

1120
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,837
No, I'm leaving.

1121
01:02:18,915 --> 01:02:21,611
And since my dress is
approved a month ago...

1122
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,810
...I gave it to Amber.

1123
01:02:26,487 --> 01:02:28,979
<i>Let me love you, baby...</i>

1124
01:02:29,024 --> 01:02:31,958
<i>Let me love you...</i>

1125
01:02:47,174 --> 01:02:49,608
Wow, I wouldn't want to
be the next.

1126
01:02:49,642 --> 01:02:52,339
That was an angelic voice.

1127
01:02:58,116 --> 01:03:01,279
I have just been notified that
contestant number seven...

1128
01:03:01,318 --> 01:03:04,287
...Lisa Swenson has
abandoned the contest.

1129
01:03:06,790 --> 01:03:08,985
I know, but these things happen...

1130
01:03:09,026 --> 01:03:12,462
and we still have another contestant...
number eight.

1131
01:03:12,495 --> 01:03:13,724
Amber Atkins.

1132
01:04:48,547 --> 01:04:50,516
Thank you.

1133
01:05:04,396 --> 01:05:05,363
Well...

1134
01:05:06,798 --> 01:05:08,765
The time has finally come...

1135
01:05:10,433 --> 01:05:13,597
where we say goodbye
of the judges...

1136
01:05:13,637 --> 01:05:17,664
so they can go out and
make the most difficult decision...

1137
01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,901
...of their lives.

1138
01:05:25,148 --> 01:05:26,548
Who will receive the crown?

1139
01:05:26,582 --> 01:05:27,776
How do you plan to solve all this?

1140
01:05:27,817 --> 01:05:30,376
Well, you know, come on...

1141
01:05:30,418 --> 01:05:33,047
to compare the scores and
determine the winner...

1142
01:05:33,121 --> 01:05:35,522
...because, we still don't know
Who is the winner?

1143
01:05:35,557 --> 01:05:38,525
That is, I do not have the slightest
idea of who Jean chose...

1144
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,117
...or Harold.

1145
01:05:40,194 --> 01:05:41,661
- No.
- Not the slightest idea.

1146
01:05:43,463 --> 01:05:45,897
I know who the winner is.

1147
01:05:45,933 --> 01:05:47,694
I know who the winner is...
Harold.

1148
01:05:47,734 --> 01:05:49,463
I know who the winner is.

1149
01:05:49,503 --> 01:05:50,902
That's enough.

1150
01:05:50,936 --> 01:05:54,929
Shut your damn mouth,
damn retard!

1151
01:05:54,974 --> 01:05:57,967
I've been putting up with you
for two weeks!

1152
01:05:58,011 --> 01:05:59,035
Come on.

1153
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:03,044
Back off, schoolboy!
Now listen to me!

1154
01:06:04,749 --> 01:06:07,717
 �Hank is not to blame for being born
crazier than a goat!

1155
01:06:07,751 --> 01:06:11,483
Damn it and why don't you leave it
with a babysitter?

1156
01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:17,690
That's great, John.

1157
01:06:17,727 --> 01:06:18,956
That was very good.

1158
01:06:18,996 --> 01:06:21,829
You know the babysitter is dead.

1159
01:06:26,569 --> 01:06:28,001
So...

1160
01:06:28,036 --> 01:06:29,971
"Someone spoke"
with Jenelle lately?

1161
01:06:30,006 --> 01:06:32,701
Oh yes. I brought him some
flowers this morning.

1162
01:06:32,741 --> 01:06:35,141
It's in the room
next to my mom's.

1163
01:06:35,176 --> 01:06:37,303
He is super happy.

1164
01:06:37,345 --> 01:06:38,572
Are you happy?

1165
01:06:38,646 --> 01:06:40,877
The blow on his
head made her deaf.

1166
01:06:40,949 --> 01:06:42,109
Oh, God.

1167
01:06:42,183 --> 01:06:44,208
- Isn't it great?
- Yes it is.

1168
01:06:44,285 --> 01:06:46,150
He is so happy.

1169
01:06:47,721 --> 01:06:49,551
Jesus Christ!

1170
01:06:49,589 --> 01:06:52,525
"Perhaps the retarded
Are you counting the votes?

1171
01:06:53,527 --> 01:06:55,357
Ladies, the time has come.

1172
01:07:14,712 --> 01:07:17,112
Welcome back,
all of you...

1173
01:07:17,148 --> 01:07:18,240
...and the judges.

1174
01:07:18,315 --> 01:07:20,339
Oh, dear.

1175
01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:23,284
We are so close to the moment...

1176
01:07:23,319 --> 01:07:25,915
...that we have been waiting for.

1177
01:07:25,956 --> 01:07:28,788
And now, our second princess...

1178
01:07:28,825 --> 01:07:31,123
and winner of a study scholarship
amounting to fifty dollars...

1179
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,526
for the course you want is...

1180
01:07:36,932 --> 01:07:38,091
Leslie Miller.

1181
01:07:43,237 --> 01:07:44,796
You're the best, Leslie!

1182
01:07:57,850 --> 01:07:59,681
The envelope, please.

1183
01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:06,180
Our next prize, a
scholarship of 75 dollars...

1184
01:08:06,224 --> 01:08:09,250
...will be awarded to
our first princess.

1185
01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:11,386
The first princess is...

1186
01:08:15,734 --> 01:08:17,530
Amber Atkins.

1187
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:47,552
And now, finally the moment...

1188
01:08:47,594 --> 01:08:49,585
...that at least I
I was waiting.

1189
01:08:49,630 --> 01:08:51,960
With a scholarship from
500 dollar studies...

1190
01:08:52,032 --> 01:08:55,467
Courtesy of Leeman Furniture,
and an all expenses paid trip...

1191
01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:58,699
next weekend, where
will be competing for the title...

1192
01:08:58,737 --> 01:09:00,135
awarded by Cosmetics
Sarah Rose...

1193
01:09:00,172 --> 01:09:03,109
from American Princess
Minnesota teenager...

1194
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:11,207
our new...

1195
01:09:11,249 --> 01:09:14,911
Teenage Princess
Americana by Monte Rose is...

1196
01:09:16,454 --> 01:09:18,182
the contestant number...

1197
01:09:19,190 --> 01:09:20,918
You know what?
She is my daughter...

1198
01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:23,448
Rebecca Ann Leeman!

1199
01:09:36,771 --> 01:09:38,830
Oh, thank you very much.

1200
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,309
Bitch.

1201
01:10:01,426 --> 01:10:03,588
<i>Here she is...</i>

1202
01:10:03,662 --> 01:10:05,095
<i>Our Princess
American Teenage...</i>

1203
01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:07,598
<i>...from Monte Rose.</i>

1204
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:09,758
<i>Look at her.</i>

1205
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,961
<i>�Doesn't she look beautiful?</i>

1206
01:10:12,003 --> 01:10:15,268
<i>Our chest swells.</i>

1207
01:10:15,307 --> 01:10:17,706
<i>While we look at it.</i>

1208
01:10:17,742 --> 01:10:18,935
<i>Our Princess
American Teenage...</i>

1209
01:10:18,975 --> 01:10:23,639
<i>from Monte Rose.</i>

1210
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,272
One, two, three.

1211
01:10:26,316 --> 01:10:28,283
- Do you have it?
- Yes, I have it.

1212
01:10:28,317 --> 01:10:30,751
They robbed us, they robbed us.

1213
01:10:30,787 --> 01:10:33,119
It's okay.
They are taking her back.

1214
01:10:33,188 --> 01:10:35,782
She was almost thrown out of the van.
from Loretta when they came.

1215
01:10:35,858 --> 01:10:37,325
Thank God for
bungee cords.

1216
01:10:38,594 --> 01:10:40,618
I am the second princess.

1217
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,060
I have second place.

1218
01:10:42,096 --> 01:10:43,893
- Third.
- Huh?

1219
01:10:43,931 --> 01:10:45,626
- Third.
- Goodbye.

1220
01:10:51,871 --> 01:10:55,239
You are disappointed
for not having won?

1221
01:10:55,276 --> 01:10:57,868
Yes, well, no.

1222
01:10:57,911 --> 01:11:03,109
At least I could compete,
and my mom could see me dance.

1223
01:11:03,148 --> 01:11:05,640
I guess the number 8 only
It worked for Diane Sawyer.

1224
01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:07,150
Oh, don't say that.

1225
01:11:07,186 --> 01:11:08,277
Let's go home.

1226
01:11:08,354 --> 01:11:09,844
I'll let you drive.

1227
01:11:11,822 --> 01:11:13,050
I hope it was worth it.

1228
01:11:13,091 --> 01:11:15,082
Yes, dad, it was worth it.

1229
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,491
Amber should have won.

1230
01:11:16,527 --> 01:11:17,688
I'll tell you one thing...

1231
01:11:17,729 --> 01:11:19,251
Peter would never have
done something like that.

1232
01:11:19,296 --> 01:11:21,560
Well, you know what, dad?

1233
01:11:21,597 --> 01:11:23,588
You know what?
Peter is gay.

1234
01:11:25,001 --> 01:11:26,161
Gay!

1235
01:11:27,805 --> 01:11:28,965
What?

1236
01:11:30,540 --> 01:11:31,700
Becky, how are you feeling?

1237
01:11:31,741 --> 01:11:33,231
Oh well...

1238
01:11:33,276 --> 01:11:36,005
Everything has
happened so quickly.

1239
01:11:36,044 --> 01:11:38,137
I'm so excited.

1240
01:11:38,180 --> 01:11:40,910
I mean, I won.

1241
01:11:40,982 --> 01:11:44,747
I am the winner,
and I'm going to the state races.

1242
01:11:44,785 --> 01:11:47,983
She is the winner,
and we will go to state.

1243
01:11:48,023 --> 01:11:49,319
What a surprise.

1244
01:11:49,355 --> 01:11:51,084
Gladys Leeman finally
I will go to the state...

1245
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,592
and probably ride on
Becky's butt...

1246
01:11:52,625 --> 01:11:54,252
...until we reach the nationals.

1247
01:11:54,294 --> 01:11:56,284
I wonder how he intends
fix that contest.

1248
01:11:56,329 --> 01:11:58,626
Are you going to the parade tomorrow?

1249
01:11:58,665 --> 01:12:01,531
No, I think I have to
give birth or something.

1250
01:12:21,152 --> 01:12:24,314
A beautiful ass day
from a prostitute, right guys?

1251
01:12:26,755 --> 01:12:29,087
Do you need help with the cooler?

1252
01:12:49,477 --> 01:12:52,468
See, Gladys made me bring it
especially from Mexico...

1253
01:12:52,546 --> 01:12:53,740
...in case Becky won.

1254
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:55,714
You know, I have a lot
business there...

1255
01:12:55,749 --> 01:12:57,739
...I always offer you
pay them with tacos.

1256
01:12:59,117 --> 01:13:00,677
Oh, they love it.

1257
01:13:05,158 --> 01:13:06,751
Let's leave this
clear right now.

1258
01:13:06,792 --> 01:13:08,452
We wouldn't have been late
if it weren't for you.

1259
01:13:08,493 --> 01:13:11,552
I want the donut package.

1260
01:13:11,595 --> 01:13:12,722
You won't have anything, Hank.

1261
01:13:12,764 --> 01:13:15,062
I want to eat a big package
of small donuts.

1262
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:17,125
There's your paint jar.

1263
01:13:17,169 --> 01:13:18,693
The next time
take glass cleaner...

1264
01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,966
...just tell you
I'm going to leave inside.

1265
01:13:25,642 --> 01:13:27,008
My pants are...

1266
01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:45,088
You are the best!

1267
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,897
Rebecca Ann Leeman.

1268
01:14:00,941 --> 01:14:03,670
You wanted this.

1269
01:14:03,709 --> 01:14:04,904
Now get up there.

1270
01:14:04,944 --> 01:14:08,037
I don't care if you have to
ride this thing like a horse.

1271
01:14:08,079 --> 01:14:09,205
Get there.

1272
01:14:09,248 --> 01:14:11,773
It smells funny... like gasoline.

1273
01:14:11,817 --> 01:14:14,478
Everything smells like that in Mexico.

1274
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,316
My dress is going to
suck, mother.

1275
01:14:16,355 --> 01:14:17,719
Now, listen carefully.

1276
01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:19,450
This thing cost him a
nice sum to your father...

1277
01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:21,082
So get your butt up there.

1278
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:23,924
And show me your teeth.

1279
01:14:23,962 --> 01:14:26,020
I love you baby.

1280
01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:38,469
You are the best!

1281
01:14:40,674 --> 01:14:41,801
Stop!

1282
01:14:41,842 --> 01:14:44,505
You're a bad boy!

1283
01:15:01,594 --> 01:15:03,117
You are the best!

1284
01:15:07,133 --> 01:15:09,226
If I die from these gases...

1285
01:15:09,269 --> 01:15:11,259
You will make sure to cover
the hickeys on my neck?

1286
01:15:13,772 --> 01:15:16,535
And the bites on my ears.

1287
01:15:16,575 --> 01:15:18,065
Yes, of course.

1288
01:15:18,110 --> 01:15:22,010
And I know it won't be seen,
but in my private parts...

1289
01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:23,478
Yes, Leslie, no problem.

1290
01:15:23,514 --> 01:15:25,105
Help!

1291
01:15:25,106 --> 01:15:27,091
<i>It is the policy of this
documentary group...</i>

1292
01:15:27,220 --> 01:15:29,754
<i>...remaining impartial and
Do not interfere with the subjects.</i>

1293
01:15:35,692 --> 01:15:37,489
I designed the fleet.

1294
01:15:37,526 --> 01:15:42,216
And the idea is that this looks...

1295
01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:47,794
...like a shining lake
beneath the swans.

1296
01:15:47,932 --> 01:15:49,134
- Gladys!
- What?

1297
01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:50,335
We need more bars.

1298
01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:51,633
This is... What?

1299
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:52,867
Enid ate a whole pot.

1300
01:15:52,906 --> 01:15:54,271
She can't do anything on her own.

1301
01:15:55,741 --> 01:15:57,971
It's exactly how I imagined it...

1302
01:15:58,010 --> 01:15:59,842
Drowned in the gas of a swan.

1303
01:16:02,149 --> 01:16:04,173
Oh, great.

1304
01:16:12,525 --> 01:16:13,992
Oh my God.

1305
01:16:17,127 --> 01:16:19,358
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.

1306
01:16:19,396 --> 01:16:20,522
Oh my God.

1307
01:16:20,564 --> 01:16:22,089
Oh shit.
Oh shit.

1308
01:16:36,380 --> 01:16:38,846
Oh, my baby!

1309
01:16:38,915 --> 01:16:40,677
Oh my God!

1310
01:16:40,749 --> 01:16:43,411
The swan ate my baby!

1311
01:16:44,853 --> 01:16:48,914
Becky, baby, get up!

1312
01:16:48,956 --> 01:16:51,288
We have to go to state!

1313
01:16:53,226 --> 01:16:55,787
Gladys, let her go.

1314
01:16:55,831 --> 01:16:56,990
No. He's not getting up.

1315
01:16:57,031 --> 01:16:59,624
We have to...
Get off me, cow!

1316
01:17:02,968 --> 01:17:05,836
What are you looking at?

1317
01:17:05,872 --> 01:17:08,568
A whole damn town
full of losers...

1318
01:17:08,607 --> 01:17:10,198
...that's what I'm seeing!

1319
01:17:12,443 --> 01:17:13,570
And you...

1320
01:17:15,179 --> 01:17:17,010
You trailer shit trash!

1321
01:17:17,048 --> 01:17:19,812
It should have been you in there!

1322
01:17:19,851 --> 01:17:22,149
Damn, I should have killed you
when I had the chance...

1323
01:17:22,186 --> 01:17:24,210
Just like your little friend!

1324
01:17:24,254 --> 01:17:28,749
 �Tammy was just an animal
crunchy for that thresher!

1325
01:17:28,792 --> 01:17:31,421
Ding! The potatoes are ready!

1326
01:17:32,562 --> 01:17:34,028
Stop!
Stop!

1327
01:17:40,936 --> 01:17:42,062
Take it easy.

1328
01:17:42,104 --> 01:17:43,901
Let me go!

1329
01:17:43,939 --> 01:17:45,337
They're from "Cops"!

1330
01:17:45,408 --> 01:17:46,897
He sells imitations!

1331
01:17:46,975 --> 01:17:49,944
 �Your furniture is so
fake like my orgasms!

1332
01:17:49,978 --> 01:17:51,445
How are you?

1333
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:52,946
Hey, what's up, Scott?

1334
01:17:52,982 --> 01:17:54,607
 �Do you remember Bruce,
no?

1335
01:17:54,648 --> 01:17:57,116
Bruce, this is Roy.
Roy, Bruce.

1336
01:17:58,651 --> 01:18:02,314
And that is why, dear Lord,
that with great regret...

1337
01:18:02,356 --> 01:18:04,983
We bring you this young woman...

1338
01:18:05,024 --> 01:18:07,322
who dreaming of riding
in a big swan...

1339
01:18:07,359 --> 01:18:09,589
...�this produced a
sudden death.

1340
01:18:09,628 --> 01:18:15,157
Maybe it's your way of telling us
Let's buy American.

1341
01:18:16,201 --> 01:18:17,463
That's right.

1342
01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:21,136
As president...

1343
01:18:21,172 --> 01:18:23,368
of the Civil Service
from Monte Rose...

1344
01:18:23,442 --> 01:18:25,068
It's my duty...

1345
01:18:25,142 --> 01:18:30,738
crown you Teenage Princess
Monte Rose Americana.

1346
01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,884
Turn around for the photo.

1347
01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:35,907
You look well.

1348
01:18:39,923 --> 01:18:41,719
What's wrong with you?

1349
01:18:41,756 --> 01:18:42,883
I don't know.

1350
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:44,483
I didn't want to win like that.

1351
01:18:44,526 --> 01:18:46,391
Stop right there.

1352
01:18:46,428 --> 01:18:47,895
You are a good person.

1353
01:18:47,930 --> 01:18:50,398
To the good people
Good things happen to them.

1354
01:18:50,431 --> 01:18:51,557
Really?

1355
01:18:51,599 --> 01:18:54,089
No, it's pure bullshit, honey.

1356
01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:56,899
You have the luck of the devil,
so you might as well enjoy it.

1357
01:18:56,970 --> 01:18:58,598
Let's get you one
root beer

1358
01:18:58,673 --> 01:19:00,833
Do you want some drinks?
I invite

1359
01:19:01,842 --> 01:19:05,301
I never liked her,
but he didn't deserve...

1360
01:19:05,346 --> 01:19:07,813
...die in the stomach
of a swan like that.

1361
01:19:07,849 --> 01:19:12,683
The whole thing seems so
sad and silly at the same time.

1362
01:19:13,853 --> 01:19:15,820
This came for you, honey.

1363
01:19:15,854 --> 01:19:17,482
Hi guys.

1364
01:19:17,523 --> 01:19:19,320
It's from the state ones!

1365
01:19:19,357 --> 01:19:20,847
Yes. open it.

1366
01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:24,327
They are all the things
What am I going to do?

1367
01:19:25,363 --> 01:19:26,693
Okay, let's see.

1368
01:19:27,932 --> 01:19:31,367
We have a personal consultation
with a professional makeup artist.

1369
01:19:32,569 --> 01:19:35,537
Oh, there will be a choreographer
for the stars.

1370
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:37,038
- A choreographer.
- The stars.

1371
01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:39,541
Oh my God.

1372
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,371
It just can't be.
Oh my God.

1373
01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:43,878
For the love of God,
Spit it out, Amber.

1374
01:19:43,912 --> 01:19:46,881
At night we will stay in...

1375
01:19:46,914 --> 01:19:48,712
Howard Johnson Airport!

1376
01:19:48,749 --> 01:19:50,218
Right at the airport!

1377
01:19:50,253 --> 01:19:51,378
Oh, Amber!

1378
01:19:51,419 --> 01:19:53,386
God, this is great!

1379
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:57,390
Oh shit. I only have
4 weeks to practice.

1380
01:19:57,424 --> 01:19:58,891
Come on, come on!
Right away!

1381
01:19:58,925 --> 01:20:00,053
I'm going to call your mom.

1382
01:20:30,987 --> 01:20:33,115
Okay, say, "Airport Hotel."

1383
01:20:33,190 --> 01:20:34,156
Airport Hotel!

1384
01:20:34,190 --> 01:20:36,158
Coffee and donuts.

1385
01:20:40,029 --> 01:20:41,997
Yes... Why don't you take
a photograph?

1386
01:20:42,030 --> 01:20:42,998
They last longer.

1387
01:20:43,031 --> 01:20:44,090
Loretta, don't do that.

1388
01:20:44,133 --> 01:20:45,498
It's okay. I'm sorry.
They were watching us.

1389
01:20:45,535 --> 01:20:47,000
I have to work with these girls.

1390
01:20:47,035 --> 01:20:48,196
Okay, I'm sorry.

1391
01:21:14,961 --> 01:21:16,426
And you are...

1392
01:21:16,461 --> 01:21:18,929
The Teenage Princess
Monte Rose Americana.

1393
01:21:18,965 --> 01:21:20,955
How funny, isn't it?
you seem to be dead

1394
01:21:24,802 --> 01:21:26,770
- Okay, ladies!
- Girls, come on.

1395
01:21:26,803 --> 01:21:29,433
Ladies, listen to me.
I'm Colleen Douglas.

1396
01:21:29,474 --> 01:21:32,772
And this jet-black beauty
my side is Terry Macy.

1397
01:21:32,809 --> 01:21:33,970
Hello.

1398
01:21:34,010 --> 01:21:35,558
And we are your hosts
in the princess contest...

1399
01:21:35,684 --> 01:21:37,885
...American Teen
of Minnesota.

1400
01:21:37,947 --> 01:21:39,277
That's right.

1401
01:21:39,315 --> 01:21:42,113
We are also the co-founders of the
Minnesota Modeling Academy.

1402
01:21:42,185 --> 01:21:43,981
Yes. And they can collect
your requests...

1403
01:21:44,019 --> 01:21:45,486
over here at the tiki bar...

1404
01:21:45,521 --> 01:21:47,488
and we will skip the fee
of 50 dollars from the application...

1405
01:21:47,522 --> 01:21:49,991
if you sign up a friend
and enter their address.

1406
01:21:51,359 --> 01:21:52,657
So...

1407
01:21:52,694 --> 01:21:53,853
...you are cute.

1408
01:21:54,862 --> 01:21:56,227
Oh, I see you're married.

1409
01:21:56,263 --> 01:21:59,663
If you catch this with your
mouth will give you a gift.

1410
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:01,564
Okay?
Open well...

1411
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,367
Oh you caught her
on the first try.

1412
01:22:04,405 --> 01:22:06,372
Come here.

1413
01:22:06,405 --> 01:22:08,237
Oh, you're cute.

1414
01:22:08,273 --> 01:22:09,865
Okay, because of the
budget cut...

1415
01:22:09,909 --> 01:22:11,375
and to the fact...

1416
01:22:11,409 --> 01:22:13,379
that the nationals did not cooperate
not even with a damn penny...

1417
01:22:13,446 --> 01:22:15,242
They are not going to stay
to spend the night.

1418
01:22:15,314 --> 01:22:16,872
So everyone pay attention.

1419
01:22:16,949 --> 01:22:19,678
They have approximately eight hours
before the show starts.

1420
01:22:19,718 --> 01:22:21,352
Remember to count, ladies.

1421
01:22:21,387 --> 01:22:24,483
Arms on the left,
arms up when counting eight.

1422
01:22:24,517 --> 01:22:26,480
 �With rhythm, with rhythm,
with rhythm!

1423
01:22:26,524 --> 01:22:29,014
Keep going, keep moving.

1424
01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:30,526
Come on, Miss Forest Lake...

1425
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,357
Get rid of that rod
butt or I will!

1426
01:22:32,395 --> 01:22:34,056
It's okay.
Very pretty.

1427
01:22:34,098 --> 01:22:35,292
Now come here.

1428
01:22:35,332 --> 01:22:36,890
Mom is there in the front row.

1429
01:22:36,934 --> 01:22:38,058
Come on.
Sell ​​it!

1430
01:22:38,101 --> 01:22:39,965
That's very nice.

1431
01:22:40,003 --> 01:22:41,299
Remember, make figure eights, ladies.

1432
01:22:41,337 --> 01:22:47,765
I can summarize all our
philosophy with this glass.

1433
01:22:47,843 --> 01:22:49,935
I can look at it and see...

1434
01:22:50,012 --> 01:22:51,604
...which is half full.

1435
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,341
that in the contests
beauty means...

1436
01:22:54,382 --> 01:22:55,974
Where the hell
Is my waiter there?

1437
01:22:56,017 --> 01:22:58,143
<i>- Marco!
-Polo!</i>

1438
01:22:58,185 --> 01:23:01,348
Stop with the damn Marco
Polo, or I'm going to go there...

1439
01:23:01,387 --> 01:23:02,946
"And I'm going to tear your
fat little head!

1440
01:23:12,232 --> 01:23:14,893
<i>Miss Burnsville,
You're next.</i>

1441
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:22,906
I have a little secret weapon.

1442
01:23:23,942 --> 01:23:25,068
Don't tell anyone.

1443
01:23:37,887 --> 01:23:39,855
Oh, I don't eat seafood.

1444
01:23:39,890 --> 01:23:41,585
Mom always says:
"Don't eat anything...

1445
01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:43,090
that drag
his house on top.

1446
01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:45,117
Who knows when it was
"Last time I cleaned it?"

1447
01:23:45,161 --> 01:23:47,128
I have been to more than thirty
and five contests.

1448
01:23:48,197 --> 01:23:49,925
I think my
most memorable memory...

1449
01:23:49,964 --> 01:23:52,433
was having been in the Miss
American Teen 1995...

1450
01:23:52,501 --> 01:23:53,968
...because it was made in Las Vegas.

1451
01:23:55,003 --> 01:23:56,630
And my partner
fourth was Adam West.

1452
01:23:56,631 --> 01:23:57,907
<i>Mr West did not comment.</i>

1453
01:23:58,153 --> 01:24:00,487
They said it was so hot.

1454
01:24:12,318 --> 01:24:13,546
Oh my God.

1455
01:24:30,934 --> 01:24:33,333
I should go home now.

1456
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:35,905
Okay, very good.

1457
01:24:35,939 --> 01:24:37,407
A suggestion, honey.

1458
01:24:37,441 --> 01:24:40,068
Why don't you extend a
little your skirt, well?

1459
01:24:41,111 --> 01:24:42,270
Next!

1460
01:24:44,447 --> 01:24:46,415
Oh my God.

1461
01:24:46,450 --> 01:24:47,915
I must go...!

1462
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,416
Better do something with
Those nerves, honey.

1463
01:24:50,452 --> 01:24:51,919
thirty million
people are not going to wait for you...

1464
01:24:51,954 --> 01:24:53,418
...while you run to the bathroom.

1465
01:24:53,455 --> 01:24:54,922
That's true.

1466
01:24:57,126 --> 01:24:59,491
Someone bring
a rag and a bucket!

1467
01:24:59,561 --> 01:25:02,654
Today, a beauty contest
it becomes ugly.

1468
01:25:05,765 --> 01:25:07,131
Did I win?

1469
01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:08,829
Honey, if I were
a good lover...

1470
01:25:08,869 --> 01:25:10,894
Oh, my goodness.

1471
01:25:10,938 --> 01:25:12,404
A salmonella outbreak...

1472
01:25:12,438 --> 01:25:15,099
seafood related
poorly refrigerated...

1473
01:25:15,141 --> 01:25:17,701
...it is believed to be the cause.

1474
01:25:23,549 --> 01:25:26,244
Oh my God.
Do you think they heard us?

1475
01:25:26,284 --> 01:25:29,845
Oh, for God's sake!
Call an ambulance!

1476
01:25:29,888 --> 01:25:31,014
An ambulance?

1477
01:25:31,056 --> 01:25:32,851
 �Call a priest,
for the love of God!

1478
01:25:34,258 --> 01:25:36,350
Now he joins us
David Richardson...

1479
01:25:36,426 --> 01:25:39,863
...member of a documentary group
who is filming the contest.

1480
01:25:39,930 --> 01:25:42,558
He was there when
tragedy occurred.

1481
01:25:43,767 --> 01:25:46,894
Damn beauty queens
spitting out chunks everywhere.

1482
01:25:46,936 --> 01:25:50,737
I never saw before
nothing like this, and...

1483
01:25:50,774 --> 01:25:52,070
...I live in L.A.

1484
01:25:52,107 --> 01:25:53,438
Hello Ed.

1485
01:25:54,442 --> 01:25:55,910
Our sound engineer.

1486
01:25:55,945 --> 01:25:57,912
Can you tell us something?
of the controversy?

1487
01:25:57,946 --> 01:25:59,412
Is there a controversy here?

1488
01:25:59,447 --> 01:26:00,812
Has there been any sabotage?

1489
01:26:00,848 --> 01:26:01,781
Wait a minute.

1490
01:26:01,816 --> 01:26:04,408
we have not yet dispelled all
the possibilities of sabotage...

1491
01:26:04,544 --> 01:26:05,478
by the contests
neighboring states...

1492
01:26:05,519 --> 01:26:07,180
Iowa, Wisconsin, South Dakota.

1493
01:26:07,254 --> 01:26:08,516
Yes, that's right.

1494
01:26:08,589 --> 01:26:10,556
Ohio.

1495
01:26:10,589 --> 01:26:11,558
That bitch from Wisconsin.

1496
01:26:11,591 --> 01:26:12,581
All good then.

1497
01:26:12,659 --> 01:26:14,819
 �The important thing is that
we have a winner!

1498
01:26:14,861 --> 01:26:16,022
- Yes, we have it.
- OK.

1499
01:26:16,062 --> 01:26:18,326
The Minnesota Modeling Academy
is proud to present...

1500
01:26:18,364 --> 01:26:20,159
along with Sarah Rose Cosmetics...

1501
01:26:20,198 --> 01:26:21,325
to Amber Atkins...

1502
01:26:22,934 --> 01:26:25,836
 �The new Princess
American Teen!

1503
01:26:25,872 --> 01:26:27,031
This is Amber Atkins.

1504
01:26:27,072 --> 01:26:29,039
That's right.
From Monte Rose.

1505
01:26:29,074 --> 01:26:31,973
Amber, how are you feeling?

1506
01:26:32,009 --> 01:26:33,477
Well, I...

1507
01:26:33,510 --> 01:26:35,843
...I feel like I have
I have to take a shower.

1508
01:26:37,014 --> 01:26:38,845
Honey, this is the one
best day of your life?

1509
01:26:38,882 --> 01:26:41,874
Yes. Although I wish my
mom was here.

1510
01:26:41,918 --> 01:26:43,386
You can say hello to her.

1511
01:26:43,418 --> 01:26:44,885
Hello, mom.

1512
01:26:44,954 --> 01:26:46,420
Hey, did you hear that?

1513
01:26:46,456 --> 01:26:47,922
Hello, little monkey.

1514
01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:49,753
I have a little.

1515
01:26:51,793 --> 01:26:54,260
Aha. No no.
Heavens, no.

1516
01:26:54,296 --> 01:26:56,560
You know, not yet
I want to be on camera.

1517
01:26:56,598 --> 01:26:58,895
I just want to say...

1518
01:26:58,934 --> 01:27:01,265
that little bitch
You better watch your back...

1519
01:27:01,302 --> 01:27:02,929
at the nationals...

1520
01:27:02,971 --> 01:27:05,437
...because I'm doing
friends in here.

1521
01:27:05,473 --> 01:27:07,599
Yes. Very good friends.

1522
01:27:07,641 --> 01:27:09,768
Friends who have friends outside.

1523
01:27:09,809 --> 01:27:11,970
Get your cute ass away
from the phone, Cinnamon.

1524
01:27:12,012 --> 01:27:13,173
I must go.

1525
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,447
Oh yes.

1526
01:27:15,481 --> 01:27:16,948
I just can't believe it.

1527
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,814
I am the Teenage Princess
Minnesota American.

1528
01:27:18,852 --> 01:27:20,819
Our baby is going to the nationals.

1529
01:27:20,854 --> 01:27:22,788
Lincoln, Alabama, be careful!

1530
01:27:24,355 --> 01:27:26,585
I'm going to be on TV
Just like Diane Sawyer.

1531
01:27:30,862 --> 01:27:32,329
Annette, just use your hand.

1532
01:27:32,362 --> 01:27:33,955
They told me to practice.

1533
01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:48,733
I made it.

1534
01:27:49,452 --> 01:27:50,781
OK.
Ready?

1535
01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,382
This is the sign I'm going to make
to mom when she's on TV.

1536
01:27:55,251 --> 01:27:57,684
My little Carol Burnett.

1537
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:59,186
Here she is...

1538
01:27:59,220 --> 01:28:01,483
The Teenage Princess
Minnesota Americana...

1539
01:28:01,522 --> 01:28:02,991
and very soon...

1540
01:28:03,024 --> 01:28:06,515
the next Teenage Princess
American from all America...

1541
01:28:06,561 --> 01:28:08,391
...our little Amber.

1542
01:28:30,514 --> 01:28:32,812
So after Frank
dust off the thresher...

1543
01:28:32,851 --> 01:28:35,820
I will take her to Lincoln, Alabama.

1544
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:43,895
<i>Sarah Rose Cosmetics Headquarters.
Lincoln, Alabama.</i>

1545
01:29:03,106 --> 01:29:04,991
<i>For rent</i>

1546
01:29:12,877 --> 01:29:14,325
<i>In his fiftieth year.</i>

1547
01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:18,265
<i>Sarah Rose Cosmetics was closed
by the IRS for tax evasion.</i>

1548
01:29:18,403 --> 01:29:22,639
<i>The American Teen Princess Pageant
Sarah Rose Cosmetics was cancelled...</i>

1549
01:29:23,166 --> 01:29:25,104
<i>...permanently</i>

1550
01:29:31,319 --> 01:29:33,402
<i>But in this transition
we feel inspired...</i>

1551
01:29:33,541 --> 01:29:35,549
<i>for the spirit of so many young women...</i>

1552
01:29:35,693 --> 01:29:37,933
<i>who were in body and soul...</i>

1553
01:29:43,707 --> 01:29:47,120
<i>...and for the many who gave their
lives in search of the title...</i>

1554
01:29:49,334 --> 01:29:53,688
<i>...from American Teen Princess
From Sarah Rose Cosmetics.</i>

1555
01:30:14,854 --> 01:30:18,233
<i>Leslie Miller entered the
Chaska Beauty Academy...</i>

1556
01:30:20,814 --> 01:30:23,487
<i>...making her way as an exotic dancer.</i>

1557
01:30:24,069 --> 01:30:26,271
<i>She was last seen in
somewhere in the Philippines.</i>

1558
01:30:26,406 --> 01:30:28,673
<i>If you see her, please call 1-800-X-QUEEN.</i>

1559
01:30:29,762 --> 01:30:31,635
<i>Harold Vilmes died
unexpectedly...</i>

1560
01:30:31,769 --> 01:30:34,603
<i>...of an infectious disease
produced by a tick bite.</i>

1561
01:30:35,924 --> 01:30:37,874
<i>...leaving the store to Hank.</i>

1562
01:30:39,498 --> 01:30:43,398
<i>Gladys Leeman entered a contest
of beauty in the state prison...</i>

1563
01:30:44,555 --> 01:30:46,174
<i>...I came second.</i>

1564
01:30:47,826 --> 01:30:52,250
<i>EX BEAUTY QUEEN ESCAPES FROM PRISON.
He promises revenge on Mount Rose.</i>

1565
01:31:00,168 --> 01:31:00,747
Get out at once...

1566
01:31:00,782 --> 01:31:04,308
piece of trash
blonde trailer!

1567
01:31:04,881 --> 01:31:07,440
<i>For six hours the
Police kept their distance.</i>

1568
01:31:09,724 --> 01:31:12,817
We meet in the
sixth hour of the shooting that occurred between...

1569
01:31:13,231 --> 01:31:15,863
<i>A local reporter was
hit by a stray bullet.</i>

1570
01:31:19,066 --> 01:31:20,533
I'm Amber Atkins...

1571
01:31:20,566 --> 01:31:23,864
...reporting live from
Food Shacks for KRLH News.

1572
01:31:23,903 --> 01:31:25,870
One of our reporters
just been shot.

1573
01:31:25,905 --> 01:31:28,896
The paramedics are working
in her right now...

1574
01:31:29,270 --> 01:31:31,857
<i>Amber Atkins, showing a
great poise under pressure...</i>

1575
01:31:32,244 --> 01:31:33,836
I'm Peter Atchison.

1576
01:31:33,878 --> 01:31:35,346
<i>he got a job.</i>

1577
01:31:35,379 --> 01:31:37,540
To WAZB News, good evening.