1
00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,360
Grandma, check out my police.

2
00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:08,800
Isn't that cute?

3
00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:13,040
I've got a gun now, but it seems like
only yesterday I was sleeping with a

4
00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,040
knife.

5
00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:15,980
Morning, Grandma.

6
00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:17,260
Morning. Morning, dork.

7
00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:42,760
If you really want to scare him, go
upstairs and pretend to stab him while

8
00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:43,760
sleeping.

9
00:00:44,860 --> 00:00:46,980
That's how I got him to stop sucking his
thumb.

10
00:00:48,180 --> 00:00:52,640
Of course, that was right around the
time he started wetting the bed.

11
00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:29,050
What if I told you about bringing
psychics to the house?

12
00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:33,210
George, the lottery is up to $250
million.

13
00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:36,450
Clara's going to help me pick the
winning numbers.

14
00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:38,990
Right, Clara?

15
00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:41,790
What do the chicken bones say?

16
00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:44,690
Hold on.

17
00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,790
The bones are channeling through me,
Mom.

18
00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:48,770
I can see what they see.

19
00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,670
I'm on a plate covered in hot sauce.

20
00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:55,150
And I'm being carried by a waitress in
sexy orange shorts.

21
00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,500
Oh, no, Mom, there's an owl with big
booby eyes.

22
00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:00,740
And I can't get away.

23
00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,000
But I'm okay with that.

24
00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:06,660
It's coming.

25
00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,280
I see... three.

26
00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:17,660
Good, good. What's the next number?
Wait, now. I see... death.

27
00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,980
Death will visit you, Benny.

28
00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,840
Visit? Come on, death, take her.

29
00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,260
Foil swan and feed her to your dog. No,

30
00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:34,840
no. It's clear now. Death will touch you
three times before

31
00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,600
all hallows eve.

32
00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:45,200
I'm sorry. I forgot I changed the ringer
on my cell phone for Halloween.

33
00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:48,860
Hello?

34
00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,180
Bill?

35
00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,600
Oh, that's terrible. I'll be right down.

36
00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,210
Bill, the janitor's dead.

37
00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:03,730
I had lunch with him yesterday.

38
00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:08,030
One down, two to go.

39
00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:15,030
This is on the house because I just want
to get the hell away from you.

40
00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:23,970
Dad, there's no such thing as a curse,
right? No, honey, it's just a sad

41
00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:28,350
coincidence. Don't lie to her, George.
She could be next, or you.

42
00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:30,980
one of us in this room.

43
00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:33,320
Benny, you're scaring the kids.

44
00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:34,820
I'm not scared.

45
00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,060
Oh, I'm sorry. I changed Carmen's cell
ringer, too.

46
00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:42,260
All

47
00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:52,580
my

48
00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:55,300
friends know that I'm a low rider.

49
00:04:11,329 --> 00:04:12,329
Mom, what are you doing?

50
00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,550
Praying. I don't want the curse to get
me.

51
00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,209
Mom, those aren't even rosary beads.
Those are from the Mardi Gras.

52
00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,490
They were lucky for me there.

53
00:04:28,350 --> 00:04:29,350
What's all this?

54
00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:31,810
Oh, it's a memorial to Bill the janitor.

55
00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:33,210
This is where it happened.

56
00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:35,370
He just killed over right here on your
desk.

57
00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:38,250
He died on my desk?

58
00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,560
That creeps me out.

59
00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,220
Look, why don't we honor Bill by moving
the memorial to the bathroom?

60
00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:59,220
Uh, we could use a candle in there.

61
00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,720
Yeah, how about that? You know, one of
us dogs is backed up, so until we get a

62
00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,060
new janitor... Hey.

63
00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:11,140
Hey, Ernie. Shut up.

64
00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,800
George, I just talked to Bill's widow.
She's a wreck.

65
00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:20,240
Can you believe he didn't have life
insurance?

66
00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,130
Yeah, that's terrible.

67
00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,450
Oh, here's something for Bill's
memorial.

68
00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:37,410
Well, Bill, back in the day, we had some
fun at Mardi Gras, didn't we?

69
00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:43,630
Here's one more for old time's sake.

70
00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:44,990
Mom!

71
00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:50,350
Look, he's dead, okay? He's suffered
enough.

72
00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:57,350
company get away with giving George and
the management life insurance, but not

73
00:05:57,350 --> 00:05:58,089
the workers.

74
00:05:58,090 --> 00:06:00,990
Look, honey, look, now's not the time,
all right? Wait, wait, what are you

75
00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:03,910
talking about? They don't give anybody
here life insurance.

76
00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:10,230
What? We're lucky to get health
insurance with the way fingers and toes

77
00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:11,270
flying out of here.

78
00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:21,870
Do we or don't we have life insurance?

79
00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,140
We have everything we need.

80
00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,480
We're very fortunate.

81
00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:29,460
I can't believe you lied to me.

82
00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,840
Don't you see how selfish you're being?
What if something happened to you?

83
00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,780
Without insurance, the kids and I don't
have enough money to live.

84
00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:39,780
Look, Angie, if I die within the next
five years, you got a pretty good chance

85
00:06:39,780 --> 00:06:40,780
of remarrying up.

86
00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:44,460
How can you say that?

87
00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,300
All right, I'm sorry. Look, stay out of
the sun. Make it seven years.

88
00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:53,580
Obviously, we can't talk, okay? Because
you look good and everything, but you're

89
00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,280
not in a place where you can take
compliments on.

90
00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,760
You can have as much ice cream as you
want.

91
00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,800
One, you have life insurance.

92
00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,700
You're still mad about that?

93
00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,760
I don't know what crazy thing is going
on inside your head, but when you're

94
00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,940
ready to talk about it, knock on the
bedroom door, and maybe I'll unlock it.

95
00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,140
Yeah, right.

96
00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,680
If I knock on that door, you're... Okay.

97
00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:36,100
Hey, what you watching?

98
00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,760
Divorce port.

99
00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,220
Give me that.

100
00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,740
Why don't people talk about their
problems before they get married?

101
00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,440
Max, some people don't want to face
their problems.

102
00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,360
Try to avoid them any way they can.

103
00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,450
What's up with you and Mom?

104
00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,430
Oh, look, leave it to Beaver.

105
00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,770
I hate these old shows.

106
00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:59,810
Hey, when I was growing up, my dad
wasn't around, my mom was always

107
00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:03,510
These shows were like my family. The
Munsters, the Jetsons.

108
00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:05,890
I used to pretend they loved me.

109
00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,370
And you're the guy I'm supposed to look
up to, huh?

110
00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:15,850
One of these days, Max, one of these
days, I'll zoom straight to the moon!

111
00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,290
Up your nose with the rubber hose?

112
00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:22,810
I'll kiss my grid.

113
00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,330
It's not my job, man.

114
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:00,790
Well, June, I'm off to work.

115
00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,550
Hurry up, Beaver. You don't want to be
late for school.

116
00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:08,850
Ward, after work, would it kill you to
stop by Ted Binkley's and talk to him

117
00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:09,850
about life insurance?

118
00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,730
June, less talking, more juicing.

119
00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:18,730
But, Ward... End of discussion.

120
00:09:19,270 --> 00:09:21,890
One more peep out of view, and I'm going
to have to take a tone.

121
00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:26,550
Now, where is that beaver?

122
00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:36,910
Why aren't you dressed for school?

123
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,130
I'm feeling pretty crummy, Dad.

124
00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:42,070
Maybe you should stay home and take care
of me and stuff.

125
00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:48,830
109.

126
00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:50,210
That's quite a fever.

127
00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:53,550
Yeah. I might have polio or rabies or
some junk.

128
00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,870
Beaver, what is this all about?

129
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,020
Like bums and hobos.

130
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,480
And stuff.

131
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,060
Beaver, I'm not going to die.

132
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,340
I eat red meat three times a day and I
smoke like a chimney.

133
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,620
Just like Dr.

134
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,700
Jenkins told me to.

135
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:21,060
What about accidents, Ward?

136
00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:23,340
June?

137
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:29,420
Ward, I think the bee deserves an answer
as to why you won't get life insurance.

138
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,300
What's the real reason?

139
00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,260
Well, it's certainly not because I have
such an overwhelming fear of death that

140
00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,780
the very mention of the word makes it
hard for me to breathe, Heath.

141
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:45,480
War, I think we found our reason.

142
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,640
You know, June, you're right.

143
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,920
I sure didn't expect the answer to come
from you.

144
00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,220
You're almost smart enough to be a
secretary.

145
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,830
As soon as I get to work, I'm going to
order up a policy from Ted Binkley, our

146
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,510
insurance agent, because, ¿sabes qué?

147
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,010
I take care of my family y todo.

148
00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:13,230
I think you've made the right decision,
Ward.

149
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:18,670
I think someone's pushing their beds
together tonight.

150
00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:21,790
Oh, the Johansons are trying for another
boy?

151
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:24,430
Órale.

152
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,910
Well, it looks like everything turned
out okay like it always does.

153
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,259
Huh, Mom?

154
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,300
Not yet, B.

155
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,260
Your father doesn't realize he needs to
get a physical to get insurance.

156
00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:40,780
And you know how afraid he is of
doctors.

157
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,199
Oh, man.

158
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,540
Why can't Dad be a man's man like Rock
Hudson or Liberace?

159
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,500
I just talked to Ted Binkley, and the
doctor is on his way over.

160
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:15,100
All your father needs to do to get life
insurance is pass the physical.

161
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:20,380
Now, Marilyn, remember, your Uncle
Herman is very afraid of doctors, so

162
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,720
going to have to fool him. You know what
to do, right?

163
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:23,980
Yes, Aunt Lily.

164
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,720
What am I supposed to do?

165
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,440
Why don't you take your bat and go play
ball in the backyard, dear?

166
00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,450
New boyfriend, but there's something you
should know.

167
00:12:55,750 --> 00:13:00,370
He's a little older, and the poor man
thinks he's a doctor.

168
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,690
With Marilyn's looks, you can't be too
choosy.

169
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,210
Please be nice to him, Uncle Herman.

170
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,390
This is very important to me.

171
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,250
Don't worry, Marilyn.

172
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,470
I'll just turn on the old Munster charm.

173
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840
Of course you are.

174
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,320
Please, come in.

175
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:34,540
I'm so sorry about the squinting. I'm
afraid I left my glasses in the cab. I

176
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:35,600
can't see a thing.

177
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,800
Oh, what a shame, because Marilyn is
very attractive.

178
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:45,280
Why don't we get started? Let's have a
look at that chest.

179
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,820
Shouldn't you at least take her to
dinner first?

180
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,340
Hermit.

181
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,650
I think he wants to perform a physical
on you.

182
00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:01,270
Oh, that's right, Lily.

183
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,250
He is a doctor.

184
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:12,590
Marilyn, why don't you finish getting
ready while Herman and I get to know Dr.

185
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:13,730
Wolf?

186
00:14:13,870 --> 00:14:17,950
Well, your heart sounds as healthy as a
horse's.

187
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,730
It should.

188
00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:22,030
It won the Kentucky Derby.

189
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:33,480
Why don't you sit down, Mr. Munster? I
want to check your reflexes.

190
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,040
Oh, found it!

191
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Lovely!

192
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:51,540
Here's the potion to keep Herman calm in
case he figures out it's a real doctor

193
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,240
here for the life insurance.

194
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,160
real physical.

195
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,700
No, no, no, no, no.

196
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,540
Pussycat.

197
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:07,820
Pussycat. They won't give you life
insurance without a physical.

198
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,300
This is what stopped me from getting
life insurance in the first place.

199
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,240
What if they find something wrong with
me?

200
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,840
I don't want to die.

201
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,620
Why are you so afraid of death?

202
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,740
Because that old bat told me my father
died young, so I'm afraid that I'm going

203
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,740
to die young.

204
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,920
I don't want to do this anymore, Lele.

205
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:46,300
I'm insured? No, the policy will not
kick in for 24 hours, but there

206
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,100
be a problem, unless you're cursed.

207
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,680
The insurance doctor.

208
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800
his insurance.

209
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,890
How was your day, dear?

210
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,450
Terrible. I couldn't get home fast
enough.

211
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:34,570
It was a nightmare. I felt like I was
flying by the same background over and

212
00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:35,570
over.

213
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:42,430
Well, you made it home safe and sound,
so just try to relax.

214
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:43,850
I can't relax.

215
00:18:44,070 --> 00:18:47,670
This curse has got me so scared I hid
under my desk all day until I heard that

216
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:48,810
voice. Jetson!

217
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,550
Yeah, just like that.

218
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,040
I tell you. A jinx, Jetson! A jinx!

219
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,320
But, sir, the curse will be over in an
hour.

220
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,560
Oh!

221
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,560
Well, then, I'll see you tomorrow.

222
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:19,760
I'll be late, because I'm going to the
opening of Star Wars, episode 23.

223
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:26,500
I hear the effects are amazing, but the
story's a little weak.

224
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,830
Latinos are now 85 % of the population.

225
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:45,170
Huh. We're down 5%. I'm too nervous to
read.

226
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:49,150
I'm just going to lock myself in the
bedroom for the next hour to be safe,

227
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:52,330
after I put this in the vacuum shredder.
Be careful, George.

228
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:55,070
The suction man was here today, and he
turned up...

229
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,160
It's not too soon.

230
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,200
I'm available.

231
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:40,840
George, wake up.

232
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,460
George! I forbid you from marrying Mr.
Spacely!

233
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,540
Oh, it was a dream.

234
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,700
What are you talking about?

235
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,180
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

236
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,580
Okay, I was dealing with something from
my childhood.

237
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,080
But that doesn't matter now because...

238
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,480
I'm going to get life insurance
tomorrow.

239
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,100
Thank you.

240
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,660
Now come to bed.

241
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:14,540
And since you're not insured, just take
it easy and let me handle things.