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- [medical machine beeps]
- [intriguing music]

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Neurological examination confirms
what I thought.

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Your brain is doing great.
Everything is in order.

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Ah well there you go.

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So what do I have?

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You just suck at English.

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- Phew!
- Thin !

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- An appointment with a speech therapist?
- Oh yes, thank you.

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My son is getting married.
I want to say a few words.

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In English ?

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<i>Yes.</i>

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I add that it is an emergency.

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- <i>Fuck you, doctor.</i>
- There you go.

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[dynamic music]

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[soft music]

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Okay, a little green,

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but we are heading
towards a very good vintage.

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- Do you notice what I say?
- Yes.

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- Of course.
- Yes, well it's not obvious.

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- Yes, yes!
- Then take note!

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Yes, Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage, yes.

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So, on the wine,
we are up 4%.

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On port, it explodes.
Plus 112%, that’s great!

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Thank you, Maurice, we understand.

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If you put so much energy
for our great vintage

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than to fork your Portuguese vinegar,
we could rejoice.

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- So, let's get moving.
- Yes, Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage.

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I produce a Grand Cru Classé
and you are there to sell it.

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Oh no, not the Portuguese,

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- not today...
- Ah, Mr. “Souvage”!

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- Mr. Ribeiro, how are you?
- How are you. I'm waiting for my port.

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Ah, well, I imagine!
Maurice, where is the order?

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of Mr. Ribeiro?

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We're on it.

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We accelerate,
Mr. Ribeiro is busy.

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- He has a business.
- Don't worry,

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I have plenty of time.
I didn't come alone.

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This is the big commission.

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- The what?
- The big commission.

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I ordered six months worth.

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I came with the Da Silvas,
the Dos Santos,

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the Pereiras, the Oliveiras, the Da Costas.

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- Do you know the Da Costas?
- No.

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You don't know them?
Do we say “<i>bom dia</i>” to Mr. Souvage?

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- They're great.
- <i>Bom dia</i>.

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Your port is so good
that I bring back to Portugal.

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- So much the better.
- It's the genes, that.

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Because your wife,
Is she Portuguese?

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- Quite.
- Don't look, that's why.

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- Still French?
- We're not doing it again.

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- Well, too bad for him.
- [they laugh]

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I won't bother you anymore.
I have things to do.

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Maurice,

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you fire me as quickly as possible, the Portuguese.

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I am waiting for Italian customers
who come to buy wine, real wine.

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So, let's get moving.
This isn't the plumbing show.

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- It happens, Mr. Ribeiro. We take care of it.
- <i>Perfecto</i>.

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A kiss to Catherine.

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- Pardon ?
- A kiss to Catherine.

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Yes, kisses to Catherine.

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[moaning]

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Shall we go there?

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What ? We're not in a hurry,
anyway.

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No need, eh.
You know Frédéric.

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Barely a minute late
and we think about it.

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He is already looking at his watch.

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He's going to be patient, Indian Joe.

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Oh no, we're not making any allusions
to the Indians.

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We are nice to the Bouvier-Sauvage.

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- <i>Nice</i>.
- Yes.

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Well, the steering wheel is still on the left,
darling, in France.

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- <i>Sorry</i>.
- [small forced laugh]

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You're welcome, <i>my queen</i>.

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- Do I have the right to say <i>"my queen"</i>?
- <i>Yes</i>.

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We are nice, especially with Frédéric.

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- Yes.
- [Indian cry]

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You don't start!

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Vroom, vroom, vroom...

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- You never stop.
- It's not me, it's the engine.

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[upbeat music]

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They're going to be late, with his Peugeot.

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Frédéric, we are correct
with the Martins.

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- Obviously.
- Even with Gérard.

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But even with Gerhart.
That's for sure.

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[honking]

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- There they are.
- You're a bad language. They are coming.

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The color of this car,
I will never get used to it.

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- Frédéric...
- What?

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Atrocious.

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- [brouhaha]
- [door bell]

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Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage, welcome.

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- How are you ?
- Very good when I see you.

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I know we will eat well.

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I present to you...

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- friends.
- Finally, friends... Family, yes.

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- Ah, soon, yes.
-Nicole. Nicole Martin.

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- Delighted.
- Yes, me too.

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This lunch is to prepare
their daughter's wedding

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- and my son.
- Our son!

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- I'm happy.
- And me, too emotional.

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- And me, proud.
- And I'm hungry.

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I booked you
our best table.

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Tremendous.

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A great joy to see you all here.
A real pleasure.

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Yes, thank you all for being here.

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And even though we had already said it:

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- long live the future bride and groom.
- [all] To the future bride and groom!

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And as always,
it's a lot of emotion.

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When we talk about marriage, she cries.

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We can stop talking about it.

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Yes.

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Well, no.

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No.

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Eh, yes.

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We're going to have a beautiful wedding.

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- Without a doubt.
- To the bride and groom!

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To the bride and groom!

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[Frédéric]
Long live the bride and groom!

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I feel like I'm going to cry.

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Again ? It's Niagara.

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She will cry with happiness.

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First question that burns the lips

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from everyone:

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church wedding or not?

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Oh...

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- [bell]
- No.

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I would have tried my luck at any chance.

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You knew the answer, Dad.

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We won't get married in church.
Francis is not baptized.

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- Ah good ?
- Eh, no, no. Well no.

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But I assure you, I am doing very well.

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If you want to live in sin...

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Sin!

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No need to go to church

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to be charitable.

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- Exactly.
- On the other hand,

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we can go to church often
and not being charitable.

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Yeah. Okay, next topic.

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So, next topic.

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- Wedding at the castle or not?
- Oh.

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- Yes.
- Yes, well yes.

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- Well yes.
- Tremendous !

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It bothers us a little.

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You'll have to tell us if we can help.

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Thank you, Gerard.

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- It's quite normal.
- That's very kind, Gérard.

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It's very simple.
The women will take care

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to redevelop the area,

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and I take care of the drinks.

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You've become modern, Dad.

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Women in the decor and you in the wine.

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I can also confide
drinks to Gerhart.

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Except that, obviously,

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a schnapps wedding,

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It could end badly, right?

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<i>Ja voll! Naturlish.</i>

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<i>Wunderbar!</i>

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- Please.
- I'm kidding.

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- We're friends, right?
- Well,

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- let's move forward, then.
- Let's move forward.

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- Between friends.
- So.

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Yes, Nicole?

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No need to raise your hand
to speak.

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At the same time, it is more practical.

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Are we friends?

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Quite.

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Can we tell each other everything?

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Like friends. There's no problem.

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I don't like Bordeaux.

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Don't like wine?

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Yes, I love wine.
But I don't like Bordeaux.

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Yes, finally, she prefers Burgundy.

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Yes, I understood, thank you.

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- It's not very serious, is it?
- At all. Tastes and colors.

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- Exactly.
- No, then that,

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no problem if you want

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bring your Burgundy
or other...

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piquette at the wedding.

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Uh, “piquette”, very sweet.

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- Frederick.
- But what? Pardon.

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We're friends, we can joke.

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Yes, we are friends.
So you, dad,

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buy the best crate in Burgundy
for Nicole.

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I'll take care of it.

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We take care of it.

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There are Burgundies on the menu.

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Thanks, but I'll take
a good Bordeaux.

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I'm kidding !

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Touch.

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[Gerard]
I made my choice.

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Calf sweetbreads. Very French.

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When we talk about cooking,

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we all become French again.

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Me too, I think that today,

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I'll have some offal.

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That's not French.

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Well, ABBA is Swedish.

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OK...what a couple!

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No, she's fine.

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00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:10,292
- And what's funny?
- Well, mom...

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ABBA is a music group.
They are Swedish.

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Oh yes.

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Don't you understand?

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- No.
- Well, I raise my glass...

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- Well, come on, yes.
- At our wedding...

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without fuss and without shouting matches.

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It won't come from us.

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Oh well, not from us either.

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We're still going to say it again once,
all together.

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Ah good ?

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[together]
At our wedding,

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without stories

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and without shouting.

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- This is ridiculous.
- [Gérard laughs]

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So, dad?

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- What ?
- Frédéric, did you hear that correctly?

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Yes of course. We'll try.

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We're not deaf. We'll try.

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- It's not about trying. It's an order.
- Yes, there you go.

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Yes, okay.

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So, we'll get there. So.

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Because if it heats up again,

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- it will be without us.
- Eh ?

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And without you.

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So.

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[funny music]

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Okay, message received.
Message received.

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Five out of five.

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[Nicole]
Mmh, this champagne is good!

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Is it Bordeaux?

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- Come on.
- Buy Burgundy

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while I make a Bordeaux,
what punishment.

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It's an order, so we obey.

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All right.
Anyway, anyway.

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[groans with effort]

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Oh well, that's weird.
I'm out of battery.

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You have a catch there.

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A socket in your Peugeot?

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00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,208
- Well yes.
- It's great.

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00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,375
- It's progressing, so say.
- Mmh...

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I'm going to start, there will be steam.

242
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Are you not wearing your seatbelt?

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Ah!

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Sorry, eh,

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but it's important, the belt.
Come on, there you go.

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<i>- [classical music]</i>
- Oh! Oh !

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- [he stammers]
- I love it.

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Classic, again...

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[Frédéric hums]

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It's wonderful.
It's the 2nd movement, it's an adagio.

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Oh there. It's...

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- magnificent.
- [cell phone ringing]

253
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,167
- Oh well...
- Hello, yes?

254
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,500
<i>- Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage?</i>
- It's himself.

255
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,125
<i>Bioteknology laboratory on camera.
DNA tests.</i>

256
00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:12,167
Yes, hello.

257
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,292
<i>There is a person
who took a test recently</i>

258
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,750
<i>and it has more than 60% DNA in common
with you.</i>

259
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,625
- Is that a lot?
<i>- Ah, well yes!</i>

260
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,083
<i>You are related:
your cousin.</i>

261
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,375
Ah, it's incredible!

262
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,250
<i>Come on,
we will detail the results for you.</i>

263
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,708
We're in the area.
We'll come, it will be easier.

264
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,583
<i>- Terrific. We are waiting for you.</i>
- See you right away.

265
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,250
- Are you okay, am I not bothering you?
- No, why?

266
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:40,000
You listen to your music,
you answer your calls...

267
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,917
It's fun to go and see
who is this cousin?

268
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,458
DNA tests,
It didn't really work out for you.

269
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,417
I have changed.
I am more open, more tolerant.

270
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,875
Tolerant?
You're not Gandhi either.

271
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,792
Sorry, but anyway,
go buy Burgundy

272
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,667
in a German's Peugeot,

273
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,250
if it’s not tolerance!

274
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,917
I feel like I'm
your driver.

275
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,000
If you were,

276
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,708
- we wouldn't drive a Peugeot.
<i>- Please,</i>

277
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,208
- settle down.
- SO ?

278
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,333
- Well, tell me.
- [small laugh]

279
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,875
Who is this cousin? You know

280
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,333
how I am...

281
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,667
passionate about genealogy.
I come from a big family,

282
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,750
and we have stories, eh.
We have some!

283
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,417
So, what is my cousin?

284
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:23,750
Is he Cherokee? Is he Sioux?
Is he Apache?

285
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,625
- No, he's not Cherokee.
- Ah, too bad, too bad.

286
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,375
It's on the other side of your origins.

287
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:30,917
Ah yes, so French.

288
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,125
It's hard to escape.
The Bouvier-Sauvage are

289
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,875
a large French family
since... wow!

290
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,167
Very, very, very long. But...

291
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:42,375
French cousins,
I must have at least 122.

292
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:44,208
- 122?
- Yes, already 122.

293
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,958
So I can't say
that I jump for joy.

294
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,833
Yes, so, to be precise...

295
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,250
your cousin is not
totally French.

296
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,208
Ah good ?

297
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,500
Damn, here we go again.

298
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,375
When you say not totally French,
Is he Portuguese?

299
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,917
- No !
- Ah good ? So much the better.

300
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,750
He is...
He's not German, after all.

301
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,167
- No, neither. Your cousin is Turkish.
- What ?

302
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:07,542
It's starting again.

303
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,417
What do you mean he’s Turkish?

304
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,042
What are you talking about
like bullshit?

305
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,292
- Let's check your test.
- No, we're going to go.

306
00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:15,792
- Yes, we'll check.
- But no.

307
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:19,125
- I'm not going to get screwed twice.
- Frédéric...

308
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,333
It doesn't matter either.

309
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,125
<i>[Indian song]</i>

310
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,500
Ah well there you go, Cherokee.

311
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,792
- What is that?
- 85%!

312
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,708
- Are you kidding me?
- Damn...

313
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,917
How do we turn this off?

314
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,875
- 85%...
- Wait.

315
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,500
I don't understand.

316
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,792
Your daughter has been warned.

317
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,500
She works here.
She's great.

318
00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:43,250
- Nothing to worry about.
- We called her after your test

319
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,667
to tell him the mistake.

320
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:48,250
She knows and hasn't told me anything?
She will hear me.

321
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:50,000
It's not either...

322
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,625
I'm not French.

323
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,667
Well no.
Okay, it doesn't matter.

324
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,958
- I am 0% French.
- Yeah, like yogurt.

325
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,500
- Pardon ?
- Like...

326
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:02,167
- His name is Mehmet Süleymanoğlu.
- The cow!

327
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,292
- Does that mean anything to you?
- No, there is no Mehmet!

328
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,958
Why not a Behbet?

329
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,667
In any case, in your family,

330
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,167
there must be Concons.

331
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,500
- Oh, Frederick!
- I understand your surprise.

332
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,500
But hey, you'll have to be strong.

333
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,833
- Like a Turk.
- Very funny.

334
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,208
No, are you okay? It's good ?

335
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:21,125
Have we taken the tour? I don't have

336
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:25,333
an Albanian half-brother, Brouette?
A Senegalese grandmother, Quéquette?

337
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,917
Come on, thank you!

338
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,625
- Poor guy!
- [door]

339
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,292
He is much more tolerant
that he was.

340
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,500
- Well luckily!
- Okay, I'm going.

341
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,750
We had a very high error rate
on our tests.

342
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,625
We saw the Cherokee, missed the Turk.

343
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000
It's nerd.

344
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,000
Come on.

345
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,583
Everything that is sticking plasters,
nails, hair, body hair,

346
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,333
it gave bad results.

347
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,833
- Ah good ?
- Very imprecise.

348
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,208
Now,
we use more than the swab.

349
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,667
- Ah good ?
- That's all that's reliable.

350
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,250
- Mmh mmh.
- I have to leave you.

351
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,750
I receive the prefect of Gironde

352
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,917
who discovered
that he is 45% Tunisian.

353
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,333
Oh, still!

354
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,917
5% more, he had to
to self-expel.

355
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,250
You said that the plasters,

356
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:04,750
is it not very reliable?

357
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,542
Oh no, high failure rate.

358
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,250
My test, I did it like this.
The plaster.

359
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,042
- Oh damn!
- Mmh.

360
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:13,083
Want to try again?

361
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,875
Oh no. Oh no, no, no.

362
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,208
- Oh no. Oh no.
- [vibrate]

363
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,583
Oh no!

364
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,458
[funny music]

365
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:23,167
Oh no, no, no. Oh no.

366
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,083
No, no.

367
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:27,583
No.

368
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,375
- [mermaid]
- What the hell is this idiot doing?

369
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,792
- You can't park there.
- Yes, we're going.

370
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,583
We have to go now.

371
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,792
I'm waiting for someone. Two minutes.

372
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:39,417
Papers.

373
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,917
Why ask me for my papers?

374
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,250
I am as French as you,
even more.

375
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,708
So what are these manners?

376
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,792
- Vehicle papers.
- What ?

377
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,542
He is French. It's a Peugeot.

378
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,208
There's nothing more French!

379
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,917
I am French. He is French.

380
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,792
It's okay, thank you. Move around!

381
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,167
Fortunately
that you are cooler.

382
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,333
You would have taken it badly, the Turkish cousin.

383
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,375
Come on, open it.

384
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,916
[imitates the beep]
Turkish, Turkish!

385
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:06,916
What are you doing?

386
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,458
Well, I open the car.

387
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:09,833
[Gérard laughs]

388
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:11,791
Oh, a kebab.

389
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,291
No ?

390
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:18,791
Here, it's yours.

391
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:21,291
- It's what ?
- A PV. You were parked incorrectly.

392
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,791
Contempt of agent? It's not for me.

393
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,958
I'm not a stranger
only for 10 minutes

394
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,875
- and I have a ticket. Bravo, France!
- France welcomes you.

395
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,542
We must respect
the laws of the Republic.

396
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,333
I take for you.
It wasn't me who parked wrong.

397
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,625
- Belt.
- Eh ?

398
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,875
Here, we put on the belt.

399
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,250
Yes, we put on the seat belt.

400
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,333
- The belt.
- Yes !

401
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,667
- I don't really like it.
- Too classic.

402
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,208
- I can't find it.
- It looks like a meringue.

403
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,208
I have to say I love it,
meringues.

404
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,958
- No, it's quite pretty.
- Oh!

405
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,917
- You, come with me.
- What, what is it?

406
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,292
What's going on there?

407
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,667
I would like to speak with my daughter,
about marriage.

408
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,583
“Hello, Nicole,” already.

409
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,875
Yes, hello, Nicole.

410
00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:02,958
Yeah...

411
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,208
Okay, sorry.

412
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,167
- When were you planning to talk to me about it?
- But of what?

413
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,333
I am Turkish.
When were you planning to tell me about it?

414
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,250
- But how do you...
- I'm coming from the laboratory.

415
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:16,292
When were you planning to tell me about it?

416
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,458
Well, I wasn't planning to tell you.

417
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,458
Considering how you reacted,
with mom, we said to each other

418
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:25,292
- that it was more prudent.
- Does your mother know?

419
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,333
Obviously.

420
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,542
- With lace?
- Kathryn?

421
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,667
- Yes ?
- Can you come for a minute?

422
00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,333
But what is happening?

423
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,167
Can you come, please?

424
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,042
- Yes. What's going on?
- I'll go.

425
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,167
Yes, thank you.

426
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,333
Oh well, I...

427
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,542
“Goodbye, Nicole.”

428
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:42,375
- Eh ?
- “Goodbye, Nicole.”

429
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,500
Goodbye, Nicole.

430
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,375
- What time will I come back?
- I'll call you.

431
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,167
- Ah well, I'm not coming back, then.
- So.

432
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,333
What's going on?

433
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,167
I am Turkish!
You knew about it, you didn't say anything.

434
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,125
I feel like I did well.

435
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,000
I'm 85% Turkish!

436
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,167
- How was I going to take it?
- [mother and daughter] Bad.

437
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,792
Yes, well then, on that,
we agree.

438
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,583
You could take it
and that would change everything.

439
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,417
It's funny,
Everyone is telling me that right now.

440
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:11,167
Except I'm the only one to be Turkish
for now, obviously!

441
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,000
- Does Nicole know too?
- Ah, Nicole, no.

442
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:16,292
- No, but François, yes.
- François, yes?

443
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,125
So everyone, in fact!

444
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,292
In a couple,
We tell each other everything, right?

445
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,083
Well tell your mother.
They don't tell me anything.

446
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,750
You're not able to hear.
You are intolerant and proud.

447
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,333
Sorry, darling,
I had completely forgotten

448
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,375
that it was entirely my fault.

449
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,458
My Turkish cousin,
were you going to tell me about it?

450
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,792
- Which Turkish cousin?
- Do you have a Turkish cousin?

451
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:36,917
Unfortunately, yes.

452
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:39,750
I have 60% DNA in common with him.
I have them there.

453
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,542
[Catherine bursts out laughing]

454
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,125
- Sorry.
- I'm glad you like it, Catherine.

455
00:19:47,292 --> 00:19:50,125
- You must have been kidding me.
- But no, dad,

456
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,792
- we didn't make fun of you.
- If, once,

457
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,542
- when you called Erdogan the cat.
- There, yes.

458
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,542
Because this cat was a little bully.

459
00:19:58,708 --> 00:19:59,875
But this cat is not Turkish,

460
00:20:00,042 --> 00:20:03,333
I remind him.
I would never have bought a Turkish cat!

461
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:07,083
- Come on.
- That's all, it's as simple as that.

462
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,958
They don't care, but...

463
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,708
- Oh, by the way, I didn't tell you!
- Hmm?

464
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,792
Your Burgundy is ordered.

465
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,208
<i>Fuck you.</i>

466
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,667
“<i>Thank you</i>”. <i>"Thank you"...</i>

467
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,833
Frédéric let me go alone,
obviously.

468
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,875
He started again with the DNA tests.
It was hell.

469
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:28,042
Frédéric, Catherine and Alice
shouted at each other.

470
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,500
I preferred to leave.

471
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,167
It looked violent.

472
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,583
I know why.
I know about it.

473
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,375
- Do you know?
- No, I can't tell you anything.

474
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:37,458
It must come from him.

475
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,333
- That's...
- What is it?

476
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,917
The lab called. Frédéric is Turkish.

477
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,250
Hey, watch out: he has a Turkish cousin

478
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,500
whose name is Mehmet Süleymanoğlu.

479
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:48,875
He’s more French!

480
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,917
<i>Oh my god!</i>

481
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,042
Is he more Cherokee?

482
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:54,958
He is Cherokee and Turkish.
But he is more French.

483
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,875
0%, like yogurt.

484
00:20:57,042 --> 00:20:58,208
Like yogurt?

485
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,250
As I would have said the Little Swiss.

486
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,708
- Is he Swiss?
- But no ! He is dear...

487
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,000
Finally, he is more French.

488
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,583
<i>Oh my god!</i>

489
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:09,875
Sacred pedigree,
Count Janzac of Galatasaray.

490
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,625
- [he laughs]
- Does that make you laugh?

491
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,958
- No.
- That doesn't make me laugh at all.

492
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:15,958
It's okay, it's good.

493
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:18,125
- I have nothing to do with it, too.
- No ?

494
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,208
Oh, Bobby!

495
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,625
[the stuffed animal]
<i>God save the queen!</i>

496
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:25,250
Nothing should spoil the wedding.
Did you hear the children?

497
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,292
François was very clear.
Won't it start again with the DNA test?

498
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,375
Oh, no!
That's it, darling, let's see.

499
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,750
The lab guy said
that it was a bit messed up.

500
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:38,542
Not very reliable.
That it was better to check.

501
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,167
<i>"Inouf" is "inouf"!</i>

502
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,292
<i>"Shit phew the lickt."</i>

503
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,500
- What?
- <i>"Shit ouf the lickt."</i>

504
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,083
What, am I getting out of bed?

505
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,750
Turn off the light.

506
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:50,833
Ah!

507
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,500
<i>"Switch off the light".</i>

508
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:53,792
- Yeah.
- [he blows]

509
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,792
- Because <i>"shit"</i>, in English...
- Shit !

510
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:58,625
Ah, you see, whenever you want.

511
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,625
I can't take this story anymore

512
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,125
Turkish, there.

513
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,083
But where are you going there?

514
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,958
Sleeping in my room.

515
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,750
Frédéric, you are not going to start again
your bullshit.

516
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,250
You're Turkish, we don't care,
and it doesn't change anything.

517
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,667
Either you accept it,
or you sleep in the cellar.

518
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,125
It's going fast, huh?

519
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,250
What goes fast?

520
00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:19,833
Stranger,
I'm already getting a head of it.

521
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,625
A question, just to know:

522
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,667
you prefer that I leave the room
or France?

523
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,250
The room suits me very well.

524
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,792
Awesome.

525
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:29,792
Well, okay.

526
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,625
When the stranger lurks,
the Frenchman locks himself away.

527
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,750
It is beautiful, the France of the Enlightenment!

528
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,917
No, light! Shit !

529
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,875
[snoring]

530
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,500
- [call to prayer]
- [he shouts]

531
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:50,708
Ah, it’s the muezzin!

532
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,250
It's the muezzin!

533
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,833
- I'm going.
- What are you saying?

534
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,750
This is the call to prayer.

535
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,875
It's not the muezzin,
It's the pool alarm.

536
00:23:04,042 --> 00:23:06,583
- Are you sure?
- Oh yes, absolutely sure.

537
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,833
Well okay, I'm going to go back to bed.
Why did I think about it?

538
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,917
- Hey !
- Yes ?

539
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,000
You need to turn off the alarm.

540
00:23:13,167 --> 00:23:14,583
- Oh yes.
- [he blows]

541
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,292
[alarm]

542
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,583
[she mumbles in English.]

543
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,708
<i>The egg.</i>

544
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,708
<i>Sausage...</i>

545
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,042
Hello, darling.

546
00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,500
<i>Good morning, darling.</i>

547
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,208
Your coffee is ready.

548
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,000
I'm laughing because I wonder
if the Turk had a good night.

549
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,500
- Tututut!
- No, but I don't say anything.

550
00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,000
I don't know why he stirred all that up,

551
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:47,000
but when we look for the humhum,
we find it.

552
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,833
In his defense,
the tests are unreliable.

553
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,708
- Honestly...
- It's the director of the lab who says that.

554
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:53,958
Mmh!

555
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:58,292
Besides, you, you... you... You, you...

556
00:23:59,042 --> 00:24:00,417
- You...
- Yes?

557
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,083
Don't you want to do them again?

558
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,583
Oh no, that doesn't interest me at all.
We are as we are.

559
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:07,208
Hmm, you're right.

560
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,500
Say, you,

561
00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:10,292
Didn't you take the test again?

562
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,875
Oh well no, finally...

563
00:24:12,042 --> 00:24:14,000
Oh well no, no.
Well no, well no!

564
00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,125
No, no, no...

565
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:16,208
Well no.

566
00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,125
Well... Well no.

567
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:21,083
[organ music]

568
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:42,833
Forgive me, my father,
because I have sinned.

569
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,667
I listen to you, my son.

570
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,542
There are things that are...

571
00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,458
difficult to admit.

572
00:24:50,625 --> 00:24:54,417
You are here to be forgiven,
not to be judged.

573
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:56,708
It's easy to say, but...

574
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:59,625
Well, there are things that are unspeakable.

575
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,500
Not to the Lord, my son.

576
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,125
Good.

577
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:07,458
- Um, I'm...
- [he mumbles]

578
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,708
Sorry?

579
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,833
[clears his throat]

580
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,667
- I am...
- [he mumbles]

581
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,250
Sorry, my son,
I still can't hear.

582
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:17,458
Are you hard of the sheet or what?

583
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:19,958
I am... I am...

584
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,333
Stronger!

585
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,042
I am Turkish! So !

586
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:26,333
- [outraged moans]
- Are you happy?

587
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,792
But it's great.
It's not a sin.

588
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,000
What do you mean it's not a sin?
Sorry,

589
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:33,125
my ancestors sinned long ago.

590
00:25:33,292 --> 00:25:34,583
- But no.
- Yes.

591
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:38,750
The Lord invites you to open
to cultures and welcoming them.

592
00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:40,375
Remember these words:

593
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:42,375
"No culture is above,

594
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,083
"since above all,
We are men.”

595
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,875
What is this speech?

596
00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,583
It's my luck, I fell

597
00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,667
on the only leftist priest in the diocese,
is that it?

598
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,083
What a drag!

599
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,458
- My son?
- Yes?

600
00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,500
There's nothing to get upset about.

601
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,125
Yes, forgive me, father, but...

602
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,500
yourself,
What origin are you from?

603
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,458
French. For what ?

604
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,250
You are very lucky.

605
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:08,917
[bell ringing]

606
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:13,792
How are you?

607
00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:16,167
- You should be asked.
- Ugh.

608
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,292
Blah, blah.

609
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,583
Come on, the wedding cake, here we go.
The faster, the better.

610
00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,542
- Come on.
- [small laugh]

611
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,792
So say,
It's a new car!

612
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,375
I wanted to surprise.

613
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:28,708
No, that's not true, no...

614
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,833
- Did you get a Mercedes again?
- Yes.

615
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,833
I'm a little German, though.

616
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,833
I would have suspected it when I saw her.

617
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,125
Magnificent, huh?

618
00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,375
Very happy for you, Gérard.

619
00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:40,042
- Thank you, Frédéric.
- Well no,

620
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,083
you know how much I respect Peugeot.

621
00:26:42,250 --> 00:26:43,083
- Mmh...
- Oh yes!

622
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,708
Really, I respect.
But there you change categories.

623
00:26:46,875 --> 00:26:49,000
Welcome to the world of luxury

624
00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,375
- and good taste.
- Yes, good taste.

625
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,625
Eh ?

626
00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:53,458
Well ?

627
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:54,625
But I dream, but...

628
00:26:54,792 --> 00:26:56,042
What is this?

629
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,417
Is it junk?

630
00:26:57,875 --> 00:26:59,125
Oh well... Oh!

631
00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:00,583
It's not a Mercedes.

632
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,667
A Peugeot!
What's going on?

633
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,417
Oh !

634
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,167
Is this supposed to be funny?

635
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,792
I'm teasing you.

636
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,875
Being Turkish doesn't change anything.
Always snobbish and arrogant.

637
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,542
- Thank you, yes.
- [Gérard laughs]

638
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,208
It wasn't a compliment.

639
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,292
<i>Geht's los.</i>

640
00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:19,375
So, are you starting your Formula 1?

641
00:27:19,542 --> 00:27:21,083
Quite. Hop!

642
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,250
And there you have it.

643
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,917
- Oh, well then...
- [he laughs]

644
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,625
Just the sound of the engine,
I would have understood.

645
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,292
- But of course.
- Ah, well yes.

646
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,917
- It looks like a lawnmower.
- [cell phone ringing]

647
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,708
- [Frédéric] But who is calling you?
- Person.

648
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,167
How do we refuse the call?

649
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,875
How does that go out?

650
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,750
It's this technology, it's bad!

651
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:42,875
But no, wait.
You have to do it delicately.

652
00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:45,125
It works very well. There, there it is.
Hello, yes?

653
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:46,708
[man]
<i>Hello, Mr. Martin.</i>

654
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,083
- <i>This is the laboratory.</i>
- Yes?

655
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,625
<i>Your DNA test results have arrived.</i>

656
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,417
- Great, thank you.
- Oh well, we're coming.

657
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,417
How so ?

658
00:27:53,792 --> 00:27:57,125
Little secret keeper.
Why didn't you tell me that?

659
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,417
First of all, I don't have to tell you.

660
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,625
And then the tests are not reliable.

661
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,000
Maybe
that I'm not 50% German.

662
00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:05,000
We don't know.

663
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:07,917
Not knowing anything, believe me,
sometimes it's better.

664
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:10,167
With the father I have, I want to know.

665
00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,833
The new one,
maybe it's on your mother's side.

666
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,250
No, mom was from Berry.

667
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,500
Was she from Berry?

668
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:18,667
From Bruère-Allichamps, the center.
You didn't know?

669
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,958
No, no, no.

670
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:21,958
I'll drop you off at the pastry shop.

671
00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,375
No, I'm coming with you.

672
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:24,542
I would rather not.

673
00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:27,875
I'm coming with you!
Otherwise, I tell everyone about it.

674
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,750
Oh my...

675
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,500
Oh, the cheat.

676
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,792
And here is the result of your test,

677
00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,583
- Mr. Martin.
- We have to,

678
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,042
the cartoon?

679
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,750
- It's warmer.
- Yes,

680
00:28:42,917 --> 00:28:45,333
it's true.
I find it warmer.

681
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,292
For others, yes.

682
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,375
- So.
- Well, wait, it's... Is it serious?

683
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,708
- [laughing]
- No.

684
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:53,292
<i>[yodel]</i>

685
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:55,833
[Gerard]
Oh well, there you go.

686
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:57,625
I am German.

687
00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,542
Well there you go, I'm German.

688
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,833
Dad didn't lie to me.

689
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,667
The little guy in shorts.

690
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:04,875
It's fun.
I like it, it's funny.

691
00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:07,667
- Okay, come on, let's go.
- Wait, Mr. Martin.

692
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,125
Call me Gerhart.

693
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,500
[in German]
Goodbye.

694
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,625
It's not over yet.

695
00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:14,333
How so ?

696
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,000
[in German]
Sit down, Gerard!

697
00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,458
[in German]
What's going on?

698
00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:19,750
The other 50 percent.

699
00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:21,542
It’s simple, mom was from Berry.

700
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,500
We can't be more French.

701
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:24,958
Hmm...

702
00:29:25,708 --> 00:29:27,500
What? What is it?

703
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:29,042
Oh, damn.

704
00:29:29,208 --> 00:29:30,625
<i>[oriental music]</i>

705
00:29:30,792 --> 00:29:32,125
[Frédéric]
Oh, it's hot.

706
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,875
Wait, what am I?

707
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:35,125
Ah, it's hot.

708
00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:37,667
- What is this flag?
- It's hot.

709
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,333
Isn't it Berry?

710
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,083
- No, it's Algeria.
- Oh, damn.

711
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,208
- Oh...
- 50% German,

712
00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,667
50% Algerian, that’s it.

713
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:48,500
Is it mom? But why...

714
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,625
Are you okay, Gerard?

715
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:52,958
- You are completely white.
- I would like that.

716
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,417
I don't understand.

717
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:56,333
But it's not possible. Mom...

718
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,042
M... Mom...

719
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,833
She is... Mom...

720
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,750
- There is an error.
- Mr. Martin,

721
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:05,583
if you need it,
we have support groups.

722
00:30:05,833 --> 00:30:07,250
In general, it's very good.

723
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,625
<i>Danke Schon.</i>

724
00:30:09,792 --> 00:30:10,625
<i>Shukran.</i>

725
00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,417
I don't know anymore.

726
00:30:12,958 --> 00:30:14,333
I don't know anymore...

727
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,750
- I don't know anymore.
- [door]

728
00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,917
But what tile!

729
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,458
Why do we pay you?
You announce disasters.

730
00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:23,167
Have you seen his condition?

731
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,458
"Mom, mom, mom"...

732
00:30:25,625 --> 00:30:28,083
A guy his age, adrift.

733
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,208
Dad !

734
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,333
Dad ?

735
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,583
Yes ?

736
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,125
Where are you?

737
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,542
In the kitchen.

738
00:30:42,792 --> 00:30:45,042
[he breathes deeply]

739
00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:49,417
Oh.

740
00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:52,250
What is it?
Don't worry!

741
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:55,208
Dad...

742
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:59,667
Am I a little... Algerian?

743
00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:02,875
[he swallows his saliva]

744
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,375
Yes.

745
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,833
Dad...

746
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,375
Why didn't you tell me?

747
00:31:10,542 --> 00:31:13,208
You asked for my family,
not your mother's.

748
00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,875
Oh, dad!

749
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:19,083
- Why didn't mom tell me anything?
- She wanted to say it, but...

750
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,083
she left too soon.

751
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:25,708
But mom's name was Alice?

752
00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:27,625
Aisha.

753
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,667
Aisha?

754
00:31:29,833 --> 00:31:32,458
Why did she change her first name?
It's pretty.

755
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:34,000
At the time, it wasn't easy.

756
00:31:34,167 --> 00:31:36,333
We did everything to be accepted.

757
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,583
Do you want some mint tea?

758
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,500
No, not here now, no.

759
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:42,458
And no beer either.

760
00:31:42,625 --> 00:31:44,750
Why didn't you tell me anything?

761
00:31:44,917 --> 00:31:46,750
There are secrets in every family.

762
00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,667
In ours, that’s all there is.

763
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,167
Yes.

764
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,167
Well ?

765
00:31:55,792 --> 00:31:57,333
Where are you going there?

766
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:01,792
Where are you going, dad?

767
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,583
I'm not going
in your secret German room.

768
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,875
I don't want to see her again.

769
00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:07,875
I still have nightmares.

770
00:32:09,417 --> 00:32:11,083
It's not my secret room.

771
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,292
It's your mom's.

772
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:18,292
<i>[oriental music]</i>

773
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:23,125
It's starting again.

774
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:25,583
Oh no.

775
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,667
Well, come in.

776
00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,708
No, that's too many lies,
too many trinkets.

777
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,750
- You're exaggerating.
- With these secret rooms,

778
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,583
I understand
why the house was too small.

779
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,250
It was to protect you.

780
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,250
I can't, dad. It's too much.

781
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,667
This is too much.

782
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:51,333
[he blows]

783
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,792
A little pick-me-up,
that's what you need.

784
00:32:54,958 --> 00:32:58,208
- Are you sure they're not there?
- They're at the tailor's.

785
00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:00,292
Here.

786
00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,542
I'm not French.

787
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,208
My father lied to me.

788
00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,458
- My mother didn't tell me anything.
- That's a lot.

789
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,167
You also have to drink a lot.

790
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,208
Go for it. Come on, hop!

791
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:13,292
- Eh ?
- Oh, are you there? Everything is fine ?

792
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:14,292
No.

793
00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:16,750
(I didn't say anything to Nicole.)

794
00:33:16,917 --> 00:33:18,375
Oh yes, okay. No, no.

795
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:20,333
Everything is fine, it's great.

796
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,833
You just told me no.

797
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,375
I was mistaken.
But in fact, everything is fine.

798
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,042
Did you sunbathe?
You look good.

799
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:30,500
- I don't think so, no.
- What's going on?

800
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:33,042
Is there a problem?
Tell me what's going on.

801
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,000
Go ahead, it's nothing, it's nothing.

802
00:33:35,167 --> 00:33:37,167
I know you like I made you.

803
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:38,667
You tell me what's wrong.

804
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,667
It's dad!

805
00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,875
What ? Is your father dead?

806
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,458
- No, worse.
- Is he sick?

807
00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:45,583
Is he dead soon?

808
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,708
No, it's not dad!
It's mom.

809
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,250
- Is your mother dead?
- Oh yes.

810
00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:50,208
My God,

811
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,875
- it's horrible.
- That's okay.

812
00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:53,458
- It was 50 years ago.
- Phew. Finally...

813
00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,583
Yes, it was a long time ago.
Maybe.

814
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:58,500
- But things are coming up.
- What's coming up?

815
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,292
I'm German, thanks to my dad.

816
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:05,750
But we know it.
You have to get over it!

817
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,583
You're not going to start again?

818
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,167
And I am...

819
00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:12,125
- And I am...
- Go ahead, old man.

820
00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:14,250
Say it. It will free you.

821
00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,250
Algerian, by mom.

822
00:34:16,417 --> 00:34:17,792
- Yes, it's heavy.
- What ?

823
00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:20,500
Yes. Mom and Dad lied to me,
both.

824
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,250
- Yes.
-And where does that come from?

825
00:34:22,542 --> 00:34:25,292
- [he stutters]
- That is to say, it is complicated.

826
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,583
How complicated?

827
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,750
Like something not simple.

828
00:34:28,917 --> 00:34:29,833
It's complicated, really.

829
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,667
How did you know?

830
00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,750
So, good question.

831
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:37,083
- Oh...
- So, actually... So,

832
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:39,875
- actually...
- Don't tell me you took another test?

833
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,875
Yes.

834
00:34:43,042 --> 00:34:44,167
I confirm, he did it again

835
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,958
a DNA test.
I advised him not to do it.

836
00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:48,958
- It's starting again.
- I didn't do anything.

837
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:49,958
Yes, it's starting again.

838
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
- Is this a joke?
- I would like to, yes.

839
00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:53,625
Irrecoverable.

840
00:34:53,792 --> 00:34:56,000
I didn't do anything.
He's the one who asked!

841
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:57,333
I couldn't help myself.

842
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,542
I wanted to know.

843
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,333
I asked you for the test,
you told me no.

844
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,833
Yes.

845
00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:04,625
- You lied to me, Gérard.
- No !

846
00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,083
This is the first time.

847
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,250
- That would surprise me.
- What ? No but oh!

848
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,625
I'm sorry, honey.

849
00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,958
- But I'm not French!
- Me neither.

850
00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:15,667
We're not talking about you here.
Poupoug!

851
00:35:15,833 --> 00:35:17,875
Thanks for the support, Poupougne.

852
00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:20,583
Alice and François warned:

853
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,417
we don't make a fuss anymore.
Come on, <i>Raus</i>.

854
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,583
Go outside.

855
00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:26,458
- [dynamic music]
- [intermixed voices]

856
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,292
It could end very badly!

857
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,083
- Darling !
- Don't say anything,

858
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,625
you're going to say something stupid.

859
00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,833
- We are fragile!
- Out, the fragile!

860
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,042
We close this door!

861
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:40,042
He has lead in his wings,
the country of human rights.

862
00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:41,708
<i>Zebi!</i>

863
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:43,417
[oriental music]

864
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,958
The Bouvier-Sauvage order?
I'm checking that.

865
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:47,375
Bouvier-Sauvage-Martin.

866
00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:50,042
Sorry, that was faster.

867
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:51,875
“Martin” is even faster.

868
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,208
- Do you have it?
- I'll look.

869
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,292
Ah, Mr. Souvage,

870
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:55,792
how is he doing?

871
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:57,708
Ah, Mr. Ribeiro,
how are you?

872
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,333
- It's okay, it's okay.
- [small laughs]

873
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,625
Do you remember me?

874
00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:03,208
A German who sells Peugeots
not forgotten.

875
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:04,292
Yes.

876
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,250
- How is he?
- It's okay, it's okay.

877
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,250
Is he coming to get his croissants?

878
00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,583
I order
for my daughter's wedding.

879
00:36:10,958 --> 00:36:12,417
- And my son.
- Isn't that true?

880
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:15,208
I'm coming to get
Da Silva's wedding cake.

881
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:17,000
- She is getting married today.
- Great.

882
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,458
You still don't know them?

883
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:20,292
Oh no, still not.

884
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,667
It's necessary. I came
with the Da Costas,

885
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,917
the Oliveiras, the Pereiras, the Da Puntos.

886
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,500
Always in gang.
That's great.

887
00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:28,708
[he laughs]

888
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,542
Ah, there you go. Look at this.

889
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,167
- What is this ?
- <i>Pasteis de Nata</i>,

890
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,917
a traditional Portuguese cake.

891
00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:35,708
As a cake?

892
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,833
Yeah, it's going up.
Either way, he's amazing.

893
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,750
He does everything in a set piece.

894
00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:42,875
Wedding cake with Turkish delights...

895
00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:45,292
Turkish delights?
Are you aware?

896
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,833
No, it could be gazelle horns.

897
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,708
Why gazelle horns?

898
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,417
Are you aware?

899
00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:54,792
Well no.
Well why? What is there to know?

900
00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:55,792
[together]
Nothing.

901
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,708
- That's good, I don't know.
- [together] So much the better.

902
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,458
<i>Tudo bem</i>, then.
Come on, hello company.

903
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:02,750
He knows.

904
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:03,875
- But no.
- He knows.

905
00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:05,167
- But finally...
- Sure.

906
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,667
- No way. Impossible.
- He knows.

907
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,958
But how would he know?

908
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,250
I'll call Nicole.
She will hear me.

909
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:14,500
If she says anything and everything...
It won't happen like that.

910
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:19,500
- Too much lace, he won't like it.
- No ? However it must be expensive.

911
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,125
- Ooh there.
- [vibrate]

912
00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:22,708
- Look.
- Mmh mmh...

913
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:23,708
Yes?

914
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,958
Oh, hello, darling!
How are you ?

915
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:28,583
- Oh, the bean.
<i>- What is it?</i>

916
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:33,042
I just ordered the wedding cake.
That's it, it's settled.

917
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,542
Do you want a medal?

918
00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:37,000
We have just ordered the wedding cake.

919
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,417
<i>- What else, darling?</i>
- Nothing.

920
00:37:39,583 --> 00:37:42,083
Tonight, you don't wait for me.
I'm sleeping at Catherine's.

921
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,833
- Ah good ?
<i>- We still have a lot to do.</i>

922
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,333
<i>We will be calmer without you.</i>

923
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,833
Nicole is sleeping at the castle.

924
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,625
- But why?
- Exactly, Frédéric asked... Hello?

925
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,958
- [tone]
- But...

926
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:55,417
She hung up.

927
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,583
No, but where am I going to sleep?

928
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,125
- Well at home.
- It’s already hell with Catherine,

929
00:38:01,292 --> 00:38:03,292
so if in addition, sorry, excuse me,

930
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:06,667
if there's Nicole in there,
so I'm not going there anymore, it's over.

931
00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,292
Oh no, not at my place.

932
00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:12,333
Oh no! And then me,
when it's no, it's no.

933
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:14,542
No.

934
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,708
[Gerard]
There you go.

935
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,917
- There you go, come in.
- [small laugh]

936
00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:20,667
- Oh!
- Well there you go.

937
00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:24,500
You have a very pretty little cottage.

938
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,083
I don't know if that's the word.
It can because...

939
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:29,458
Thank you for welcoming me,
I will make myself small.

940
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,375
No but it's normal.

941
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:34,792
Mom would have been happy.
Hospitality matters to us.

942
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,667
Oh dear.

943
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,083
Ah well, my little mother.

944
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:41,708
Beautiful woman.

945
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,917
THANKS.

946
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,417
- So, the guest room is here.
- [small laugh]

947
00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:51,292
I'm a little disappointed.
I wanted the same color as my car,

948
00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,583
- but it's too clear.
- The ceiling is low.

949
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,542
Oh no, 2.80, normal.

950
00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:58,958
It’s great for a pavilion.
But we, at the castle,

951
00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:00,583
we are used to having 3.60,

952
00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,583
of the 4...
We go up to 5.20.

953
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:05,542
- We're not at the castle.
-And where is your room?

954
00:39:06,167 --> 00:39:07,500
And there you have it.

955
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:09,333
As Nicole calls it,

956
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,250
the <i>master bedroom</i>.

957
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:14,042
- It's perfect, I'll take it.
- It's mine!

958
00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,500
It's nice of you to lend it to me.
I have high ceilings.

959
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:20,625
Otherwise, I feel like I'm sleeping
in a rat hole.

960
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:22,083
No, Frédéric!

961
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,458
- Thank you, Gérard.
- [Gérard drums]

962
00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:28,208
[cock crows]

963
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:35,292
- [exhales]
- [Frédéric hums]

964
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,208
Oh... Oh my.

965
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,208
Slept well?

966
00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,125
No, not great.

967
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,708
Me like a baby.

968
00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,458
I borrowed your bathrobe

969
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:48,292
which is not made of silk
but who will play the joke.

970
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,708
I see, yes.

971
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,458
Ah, you don't have
grain machine?

972
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,583
No.

973
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,417
And... and capsules either?

974
00:39:56,583 --> 00:40:00,375
Not enough ceiling height
for an automatic machine.

975
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:01,750
Are you offended?

976
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:03,542
But it will be a joke, eh!

977
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,458
He's a little upset. Good.

978
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,333
[Nicole]
Does it suit me well?

979
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,417
Oh yes.
It adds color.

980
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,583
Hmm.

981
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,292
- It's not a bit too much...
- What? Fruity?

982
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,667
- Yeah.
- [she laughs]

983
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,708
Fruit salad.

984
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,792
<i>♪ Pretty, pretty, pretty ♪</i>

985
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:24,875
It feels good to change your style.

986
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:27,917
I would like to change the decor,
but Frédéric stops me.

987
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:30,667
It is due to its distinguished medieval style.

988
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,208
Well, he's the one who says it.

989
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,125
Yes, finally, Frédéric,
I want to say...

990
00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:36,125
he's not there.

991
00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:37,750
[calm music]

992
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,500
-Oh!
- It's busy!

993
00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,625
Well yes, I understood, yes!

994
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,417
Do you only have Axe?

995
00:40:45,583 --> 00:40:48,208
Well yes, I only have Axe.
I like Axe, yes.

996
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,500
Good.

997
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,500
But don’t add too much!

998
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,292
[spray]

999
00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:54,833
Not too much, I said!

1000
00:40:55,958 --> 00:40:57,667
It smells of passion, that...

1001
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,708
It stings.

1002
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,000
[he sniffs]

1003
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:04,167
Oh no, you added too much.

1004
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,750
It's possible.
I sprayed myself with it...

1005
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,333
- It bothers me myself.
- I'll drop you off

1006
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,458
at the corner.

1007
00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:13,125
No desire
let us see you arriving in a Peugeot.

1008
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:15,917
- [small laugh]
- This is very delicate of you.

1009
00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:17,667
Thank you so much.

1010
00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,208
- It was a joke.
- Eh ?

1011
00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:23,292
No, nothing.

1012
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,375
There you go, it's perfect for me.

1013
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,667
Bye.

1014
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,667
<i>Hello.
This is Mehmet Süleymanoğlu,</i>

1015
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,958
<i>your Turkish cousin.
I am coming to visit you in France.</i>

1016
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:46,792
<i>And I'm delighted
to know my Bordeaux family.</i>

1017
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:47,917
Not me.

1018
00:41:48,083 --> 00:41:52,417
<i>And I can't wait
to see this very spectacular castle.</i>

1019
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:56,250
<i>Dare I say
“our castle”?</i>

1020
00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,417
<i>See you very, very soon.</i>

1021
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,583
Did you hear?
“Our castle”.

1022
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:03,292
We know,
he wants a share of the inheritance.

1023
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:05,167
He can't claim anything,

1024
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,917
- do we agree?
- Legally,

1025
00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:09,917
your cousin can contest
your father's will.

1026
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:12,500
What ? Dung!

1027
00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,333
But thief! Scammer!

1028
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,583
But the procedure could last ten years.

1029
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,458
It's long and painful.

1030
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,417
Be careful with him.

1031
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:23,208
My foot in the ass,
and he will return to Türkiye.

1032
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,542
Be more angry,

1033
00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,458
more cunning.

1034
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,875
Let's let it unfold.

1035
00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:30,667
And at that moment we will react.

1036
00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,583
All right.
I believe you are right.

1037
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:37,000
I'm going to try to be more angry,
more cunning.

1038
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:38,542
Alright.

1039
00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,917
If he claims the castle,
I give him the gate.

1040
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,917
It's a picture.

1041
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,000
You have to swallow the pill.

1042
00:42:46,167 --> 00:42:48,000
[he sighs]

1043
00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:49,708
I warn you, master,
me alive,

1044
00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:51,500
not a single vine, the Mamluk.

1045
00:42:51,667 --> 00:42:54,042
- Your cousin.
- Yes, unfortunately.

1046
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,875
- [applause]
- [sobs]

1047
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,583
[women]
It's so sad.

1048
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,042
[sobs]

1049
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,542
[man]
Sylvain, Demba, thank you.

1050
00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:09,333
You have to admit, it was poignant.

1051
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,208
- Eh ?
- [the man laughs]

1052
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,458
That's what it's for

1053
00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:13,875
the support group.

1054
00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:15,833
I'm not French anymore, but...

1055
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,500
[all]
Everything is fine.

1056
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:19,125
[man]
It's soft! Go harder.

1057
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,833
- I'm no longer French, but...
- [all] Everything is fine.

1058
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
That's it, whenever you want!
Something is bothering me.

1059
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,542
It's that people
haven't understood yet

1060
00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:30,417
that DNA tests are to be handled
carefully.

1061
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,792
Eh ? Yes.
Look at me, for example.

1062
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:36,042
Vietnamese and Congolese.
Who would have believed it?

1063
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,083
Hop there.

1064
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,083
Ah, but what joy.

1065
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,917
I can't take any more of these crusts!

1066
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:43,208
When you think that they are all Turkish!

1067
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,625
-And do you like this one?
- In your opinion?

1068
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:46,750
We would marry him, right?

1069
00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,125
[Nicole laughs]

1070
00:43:48,792 --> 00:43:51,667
[man] Today,
we welcome a new kid.

1071
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:52,917
It's Gérard.

1072
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,625
Gerard, welcome.

1073
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,000
If you want to say a few words,

1074
00:43:57,167 --> 00:43:59,958
I give you...
This stick is the talking stick.

1075
00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,250
Don't be shy. Relax.

1076
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:05,792
I... My name is Gérard.

1077
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,042
I'm more French.

1078
00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:08,500
[all]
Everything is fine.

1079
00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:11,625
“Everything is fine”, it’s a bit hasty to say,
anyway.

1080
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:14,792
I am 50% German and 50% Algerian.

1081
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,042
[whispers of astonishment]

1082
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:21,250
It hit me in the face.
My father lied to me his whole life.

1083
00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,708
My mother is no longer of this world,
She didn't tell me anything either.

1084
00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,292
I experience it badly because I am
between sauerkraut and couscous.

1085
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,167
So what am I?

1086
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,917
I am the merguez? The sausage?

1087
00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,458
I don't see it well.

1088
00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:36,917
You know, I'm 100% Belgian
and allergic to potatoes.

1089
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:39,042
[man]
We know it, Sylvia, we know it.

1090
00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,708
- Come on, group!
- [all] Everything is fine.

1091
00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:42,958
- Everything is fine.
- [all] Everything is fine.

1092
00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:45,042
- Dynamic, dynamic!
- [all] Everything is fine.

1093
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,125
- Very good, very good.
- [all] Everything is fine!

1094
00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,167
Go ahead, Gerard.

1095
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,375
Everything is fine !

1096
00:44:50,542 --> 00:44:52,167
[dark music]

1097
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,875
Everything is fine!

1098
00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:56,458
Everything is fine !

1099
00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:58,667
[heavy breathing]

1100
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,833
<i>- Everything is fine!</i>
- [groans]

1101
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,792
<i>Everything is fine!</i>

1102
00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:04,583
<i>Well, Gérard...</i>

1103
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:05,792
No!

1104
00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,167
Madam,

1105
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,625
look closely at these five men.

1106
00:45:12,542 --> 00:45:13,625
You recognize the Algerian

1107
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:16,625
who sold you a Peugeot
by pretending to be French?

1108
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:19,375
Yes. It's number 3!

1109
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,125
- But I didn't do anything!
- Liar !

1110
00:45:21,292 --> 00:45:22,417
Liar !

1111
00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:23,583
Liar !

1112
00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:24,792
[Nicole]
<i>"Loya"!</i>

1113
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:25,792
Huh?

1114
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,208
<i>"Loya"!</i>

1115
00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:28,375
Not understood.

1116
00:45:28,583 --> 00:45:29,708
[English accent]
Liar!

1117
00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,625
- Oh, yeah.
- Liar.

1118
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,458
Not Algerian! I am German !

1119
00:45:33,625 --> 00:45:34,708
- Liar !
- Liar !

1120
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,042
- Liar !
- Liar !

1121
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:37,417
- Liar !
- Liar !

1122
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:38,292
Men...

1123
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:39,708
- [he groans]
-Nicole!

1124
00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:41,708
[they shout]

1125
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:43,750
What are you doing there?

1126
00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:47,333
I had a nightmare.
I didn't want to sleep alone.

1127
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
The nightmare continues!

1128
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:53,042
Go ahead, Ms. Martin.

1129
00:45:53,208 --> 00:45:54,125
<i>The.</i>

1130
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:55,250
Ze.

1131
00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:56,375
<i>The.</i>

1132
00:45:56,542 --> 00:45:57,667
Ze.

1133
00:45:57,833 --> 00:45:59,083
<i>The.</i>

1134
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,125
Ze.

1135
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:00,917
<i>The.</i>

1136
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,292
- Ze.
- <i>The.</i>

1137
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,292
Ze.

1138
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,167
<i>The.</i>

1139
00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,208
- <i>The.</i>
- Oui !

1140
00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:06,417
- [on frappe]
- <i>Yes!</i>

1141
00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,875
Bien ! Bon réflexe, Nicole.

1142
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:11,417
<i>Sorry, I'm the husband of madame.</i>

1143
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,708
- <i>If I can...</i>
- Bien sûr.

1144
00:46:13,167 --> 00:46:14,417
Qu'est-ce que tu fais là ?

1145
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:18,250
C'est important pour toi,
donc important pour moi.

1146
00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:19,417
On reprend ?

1147
00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:20,625
<i>The.</i>

1148
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:21,792
Ze.

1149
00:46:21,958 --> 00:46:23,542
- <i>The.</i>
- Ze.

1150
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,125
<i>The.</i>

1151
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,417
<i>The!</i>

1152
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,250
<i>It's very good, Nicole.</i>

1153
00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,208
C'est fou, les progrès que j'ai faits.

1154
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,167
<i>"Samks".</i>

1155
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,667
[funny music]

1156
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,667
[ringing]

1157
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:38,917
<i>Hello.</i>

1158
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,583
Hello. It's Mehmet.

1159
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,125
Mehmet?

1160
00:46:43,292 --> 00:46:44,750
I am the Turkish cousin.

1161
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,750
Oh, the Turkish cousin!

1162
00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:48,417
- Ben Mehmet.
- Sorry,

1163
00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:51,667
sorry. Catherine, Frederick's wife.
Enchanted.

1164
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,958
- Alright.
- Dad ?

1165
00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,083
what a horrible mustache
and what a grotesque outfit!

1166
00:46:56,667 --> 00:46:58,208
No, but it's not Frédéric.

1167
00:46:58,375 --> 00:46:59,792
It's his Turkish cousin, Mehmet.

1168
00:47:00,292 --> 00:47:02,167
- Süleymanoğlu.
- Pardon !

1169
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:03,417
The Turkish cousin.

1170
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:05,125
No need for DNA testing.

1171
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:07,125
- Find you?
- Ah, I think so.

1172
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,083
- [small laugh]
- Come in, come in.

1173
00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:10,583
- Do you want it?
- You want it.

1174
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,125
- I'm going back.
- Come back.

1175
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,292
Very beautiful castle there.
The fireplace,

1176
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,708
very impressive.

1177
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:19,292
I still came to your session.

1178
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,333
Is that enough to forgive everything?

1179
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,375
- Well...
- Well no.

1180
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:26,083
- What is this car?
- A Mercedes.

1181
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,458
Well yes, I know.

1182
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:30,250
- What do you do with it?
- Catherine lent it to me.

1183
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:32,083
Comfortable, and it has a peach!

1184
00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,375
- Yeah...
- I love it.

1185
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:34,958
Finally, I will tell you,

1186
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:37,458
not great auto box,
it uses a lot of oil

1187
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:38,750
and zero handling.

1188
00:47:39,042 --> 00:47:41,708
- You will tell me how much I owe you.
- For what ?

1189
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,208
For technical inspection.

1190
00:47:43,375 --> 00:47:44,792
Ah! Very funny.

1191
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:46,625
Oh damn...

1192
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:47,958
Oh my!

1193
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:49,333
[he blows]

1194
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,583
“R” means rear.

1195
00:47:56,583 --> 00:48:00,875
I was very surprised
to discover a Bordeaux family.

1196
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,375
And what an impressive family!

1197
00:48:03,542 --> 00:48:04,875
A very international family.

1198
00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:07,958
- I have Portuguese origins.
- Oh !

1199
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,625
I am Turkish
since Suleiman the Magnificent.

1200
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:14,125
I studied history
at Istanbul University.

1201
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:15,042
My husband

1202
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,625
is a history buff.

1203
00:48:16,792 --> 00:48:18,875
- Too bad he's not here.
- What a shame.

1204
00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:20,042
Frédéric is someone

1205
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:23,542
who loves other cultures,
always curious about others.

1206
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:26,458
Cosmopolitan, curious cousin, whatever.

1207
00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,333
I'm going to tell you a secret
not to be repeated.

1208
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:30,292
[clears his throat]

1209
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,292
I am

1210
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,833
from a very rich family.

1211
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,875
We own
half of the land in Istanbul.

1212
00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:37,375
Oh? Oh yes, all the same.

1213
00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,875
- When my father was murdered...
- My God!

1214
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:40,833
What happened?

1215
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,125
- Contempt.
- Oh !

1216
00:48:43,292 --> 00:48:46,333
A stupid adultery story that...

1217
00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:48,208
But... not proven.

1218
00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,083
I joined the real estate company
of the family.

1219
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:54,792
Big family, big responsibilities.

1220
00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:56,625
[they laugh]

1221
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,083
Why are you laughing?

1222
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:00,167
[Catherine]
Sorry.

1223
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:01,250
Why are you laughing?

1224
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:02,500
What you say there,

1225
00:49:02,667 --> 00:49:04,208
It makes me think of Frédéric.

1226
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:06,083
Cousins, that's why.

1227
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,083
[they laugh]

1228
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,292
- [ringing]
- Very funny.

1229
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,292
- Waiting for someone?
- No.

1230
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:13,875
[we knock]

1231
00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:16,333
Sorry, I forgot my keys...

1232
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,083
- [Frédéric] No, but there...
- [he drums]

1233
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,292
[it rings]

1234
00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,167
Nice welcome!

1235
00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,500
Sorry, I was bugged.

1236
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,583
It's in the family.
Your mother is having a lot of trouble at the moment.

1237
00:49:25,917 --> 00:49:28,708
- Is she there?
- Mom ? No, she's very busy.

1238
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,083
Busy with what?

1239
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:31,875
To organize my wedding.

1240
00:49:32,042 --> 00:49:34,625
Pardon. You know
that she kicked me out of the castle?

1241
00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:36,458
- How so ?
- I live with Gérard.

1242
00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,417
And then, it's gratin, there!

1243
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,000
- Terrible decor.
- Dad !

1244
00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:41,667
I'm going to grab some things.

1245
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,542
I can't take it anymore,
its after-shave, in addition.

1246
00:49:44,708 --> 00:49:46,042
It's really...

1247
00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,708
I won't bother you
longer.

1248
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,292
Oh no! No, definitely not.

1249
00:49:50,458 --> 00:49:53,208
Finally, I mean,
no, there's no hurry.

1250
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,292
- For what ?
- Come, I'll show you around the castle.

1251
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:58,000
Very nice, the castle.

1252
00:49:58,167 --> 00:49:59,625
- Very beautiful craftsmanship.
- Very beautiful.

1253
00:49:59,792 --> 00:50:02,125
- [Catherine] So, this way...
- Oh.

1254
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:05,083
Come on, go.

1255
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,167
French billiards, real billiards,
the billiards that are hard.

1256
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,083
- Is anyone there?
- No, no one.

1257
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:13,583
- What is that little noise?
- It must be the cat.

1258
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:16,000
There's someone.
Hold that for two seconds.

1259
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,333
No, it must be the cat.

1260
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:21,250
- What's his name?
- His name is Erdo... Napoleon.

1261
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,250
Erdogan?

1262
00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,542
Napoleon?

1263
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,583
Erdogan?

1264
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:25,667
Napoleon?

1265
00:50:25,833 --> 00:50:26,542
Erdogan?

1266
00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:27,542
Napoleon?

1267
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,417
Erdogan?

1268
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,042
Napoleon?

1269
00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:35,458
Little cat...

1270
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,792
[funny music]

1271
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:39,625
- Where is she, then?
- At the workshop.

1272
00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:40,875
What is she like?

1273
00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,000
Magnificent, a beauty.

1274
00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,083
Well, no one must know.

1275
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,208
- Especially not Nicole.
- Obviously.

1276
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,708
- Hello, Cécile.
- Hello, Mr. Martin.

1277
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:50,875
This way.

1278
00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,000
[mechanism]

1279
00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:55,083
Oh, I'm moved.

1280
00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:59,375
[Gérard] It’s a gem.
504 convertible coupe, vintage 1969.

1281
00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,667
- [small laugh]
- She's beautiful.

1282
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,750
For the wedding, it will be perfect.

1283
00:51:03,917 --> 00:51:05,083
- It's amazing.
- Yes.

1284
00:51:05,583 --> 00:51:09,292
You will have to add a few small fluffs,
white ribbons...

1285
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,083
- Let it be a wedding.
- Of course.

1286
00:51:11,250 --> 00:51:13,125
We'll ask Youssef.
to take care of it.

1287
00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:14,125
Youssef?

1288
00:51:14,292 --> 00:51:15,208
Is he new?

1289
00:51:15,375 --> 00:51:18,000
No, it's been two years
that he is with us.

1290
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,917
- An Algerian, very nice.
- Oh, Algerian?

1291
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,625
Ah, hello, Youssef.

1292
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,458
Mr. Martin.

1293
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,792
I'm a little Algerian too.

1294
00:51:28,958 --> 00:51:29,875
Ah, I didn't know.

1295
00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,917
- Well, me neither.
- Oh.

1296
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:34,083
The most beautiful country in the world.

1297
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,000
I can't wait to see that, yeah.

1298
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,542
- [small laughs]
- Ah, here,

1299
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:40,625
if you are looking for where to go in the evening,

1300
00:51:40,792 --> 00:51:42,792
my brother-in-law has a shisha.

1301
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,542
You will love it.

1302
00:51:44,708 --> 00:51:46,125
Perfect, thank you.

1303
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:48,667
Well... <i>choukran</i>.

1304
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,750
It was nothing.

1305
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,583
Ah, Gerard.

1306
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,208
How was the day?

1307
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,417
Alright. For what ?

1308
00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,833
Just to know.
Sorry for being interested.

1309
00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,833
Sorry to be surprised.

1310
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,833
So.

1311
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,833
[he sniffs]

1312
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,875
What is this smell?

1313
00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:14,500
- Is this... my perfume?
- No.

1314
00:52:14,667 --> 00:52:15,625
Yes, it's my Axe.

1315
00:52:15,792 --> 00:52:17,375
Ax, I know him. It stings.

1316
00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:20,083
There, it's more subtle.
It's a woman's perfume.

1317
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,792
Well, anything!

1318
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,500
- Did you go to see Nicole?
- But no !

1319
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,208
I have no accountability!

1320
00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:27,750
Tell the truth.

1321
00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:29,208
No.

1322
00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,375
I came across her by chance.

1323
00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,292
In a city
of 500,000 inhabitants,

1324
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:35,750
you come across by chance
about your ex-wife.

1325
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:38,792
- She's not my ex-wife.
- Yes, okay, I understand.

1326
00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:41,750
That's not at all what you...
you believe.

1327
00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:42,958
[he sighs]

1328
00:52:43,667 --> 00:52:45,458
[Frédéric slams a door]

1329
00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:48,500
- [cicadas singing]
- [we open a door]

1330
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,375
[slams it]

1331
00:52:54,333 --> 00:52:55,708
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaving.

1332
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:59,583
I won't stay with anyone
who doesn't respect me.

1333
00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:01,083
It's ridiculous!

1334
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:02,958
Frederick!

1335
00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:05,792
[shears in the distance]

1336
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:07,583
You won, I'll leave it to you.

1337
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:09,958
Good luck with Catherine.

1338
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:15,500
Honey, I think the new neighbors
are swingers.

1339
00:53:15,667 --> 00:53:16,583
[we close the door]

1340
00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:23,292
[he blows]

1341
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,917
What is it, darling?

1342
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:26,250
What's wrong?

1343
00:53:26,667 --> 00:53:27,917
Isn't that good?

1344
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,667
Always roast beef.

1345
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:32,917
Do you miss Frédéric?

1346
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:34,625
Oh well no!

1347
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,167
No, it's dad.

1348
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:38,792
His last lie doesn't work.

1349
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,250
Your father was not
who he said he was.

1350
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:44,542
If your mother wasn't who she was,
that's a lot.

1351
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:46,125
Yeah, I confirm.

1352
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:47,958
Honey,

1353
00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,083
I don't want him to come to the wedding.

1354
00:53:51,250 --> 00:53:53,292
He's your father, after all.

1355
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,042
There, he went too far.

1356
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:56,833
You would have seen it:
"You are German,

1357
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,333
“my little Gerhart.
I have one more news to tell you.

1358
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,208
- “You’re Algerian.”
- You're not making fun of your father!

1359
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,958
Yes, but now I'm disgusted.

1360
00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,542
We don't care

1361
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:07,958
origins.

1362
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,167
You invite your father.

1363
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,542
No.

1364
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:12,667
And your son?

1365
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,500
Did you tell him you were Algerian?

1366
00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:17,292
“But no, I didn’t tell him
to protect him."

1367
00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:18,583
<i>"Inouf"!</i>

1368
00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:24,042
<i>Enough.</i>

1369
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:27,625
What is dessert?

1370
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:28,708
<i>Jelly.</i>

1371
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:29,750
I'm going up.

1372
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:33,125
- Aren't you late?
- I'm going to work on my English.

1373
00:54:33,292 --> 00:54:34,875
Do you want me to make you repeat it?

1374
00:54:35,167 --> 00:54:36,583
Oh, gladly.

1375
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,333
So, this one is...

1376
00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,333
Wow...Worcestershire.

1377
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:42,750
<i>"Woltostar".</i>

1378
00:54:43,083 --> 00:54:43,917
No.

1379
00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,792
<i>"Woltostar".</i>

1380
00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,167
I'm going up.

1381
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:48,583
<i>"Grosestar".</i>

1382
00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:49,750
No.

1383
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,625
Manchester.

1384
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:53,250
No, that's football.

1385
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,625
<i>"Wolshostar".</i>

1386
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,042
[Gerard]
<i>Good night.</i>

1387
00:54:57,667 --> 00:54:59,458
[calm music]

1388
00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:05,042
What is this?

1389
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,375
No, but where are my ancestors?

1390
00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,375
No, but help!

1391
00:55:09,625 --> 00:55:11,042
Catherine!

1392
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,875
No, but family, fa...
The family is no longer there!

1393
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:21,708
There you go, my ancestors.

1394
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,083
Justice has finally been served to you.

1395
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:28,042
Family is really what there is
most important in the world.

1396
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:31,333
[ringing]

1397
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,042
Yes, I’m coming!

1398
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,208
Rho!

1399
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,125
Good morning. It's Mehmet.

1400
00:55:38,708 --> 00:55:40,292
- It's what ?
- It's Mehmet.

1401
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,583
Süleymanoğlu. The Turkish cousin.

1402
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,583
<i>Merhaba.</i>

1403
00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:46,125
- It's possible. What do you want?
- Nothing.

1404
00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:48,708
I just want to say:
“Hello. It’s Mehmet.”

1405
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,792
Well hello. And goodbye.

1406
00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:55,333
- I want to know my Bordeaux family.
- Do you want to know her?

1407
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,958
I'll make the introductions for you.

1408
00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,250
Come in, come in.

1409
00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,500
You want it, I'll come home. Very kind.

1410
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:02,542
There it is, the family.

1411
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,083
Very moving.

1412
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,458
Wait, let me explain.
They are knights.

1413
00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:09,000
They all did

1414
00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,417
- the crusades.
- I know the story.

1415
00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:14,542
The kingdom of Jerusalem,
the little leper king...

1416
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,833
And “Saladine” which recovers everything.

1417
00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:19,583
Yes, "Saladine"... Saladin, yes.

1418
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,542
History stings sometimes.

1419
00:56:21,708 --> 00:56:23,583
So, see these two?

1420
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,083
These are my favorites.

1421
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,292
They participated
to the sack of Constantinople.

1422
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:29,208
The first. The most successful.

1423
00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:30,958
- Oh!
- It’s thanks to

1424
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,375
to their bravery
that they were ennobled.

1425
00:56:33,542 --> 00:56:37,250
They have, but then,
cut from the Ottoman in abundance.

1426
00:56:37,417 --> 00:56:38,250
Pardon.

1427
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,958
I myself have ancestors
who are very great warriors.

1428
00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:46,542
Fierce, merciless.
Who massacred Christians

1429
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,250
with one's arm, going up

1430
00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,167
in northern Spain.

1431
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,792
It's terrible.

1432
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,125
On another subject,

1433
00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:56,292
I thought of your wine estate.

1434
00:56:56,458 --> 00:57:00,000
- An idea for development.
- Thank you, my development is going very well.

1435
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:03,542
The port is very good,
but the rest is blah blah.

1436
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:05,375
It's not at all blah blah.

1437
00:57:05,542 --> 00:57:08,250
It's residual,
to please my wife.

1438
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:11,208
Yes, but in Türkiye,
I have very beautiful land

1439
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,042
where we could produce
an excellent raki.

1440
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,792
- A raki?
- [small laugh]

1441
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:17,333
Sorry, but anyway...

1442
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,042
My family makes one of the greatest wines
from Bordeaux,

1443
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,458
and I would make a raki?

1444
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:25,458
Excuse me, cousin Met Metmet,

1445
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:28,667
but I was raised in excellence
and I'm going to stay there.

1446
00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:32,125
- I'm going to ask you to come home.
- Think carefully, cousin.

1447
00:57:32,667 --> 00:57:34,708
The raki infuses.

1448
00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,417
Listen, thank you,

1449
00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:37,375
but I will decline.

1450
00:57:37,542 --> 00:57:39,292
- So.
- Don't forget Mehmet.

1451
00:57:39,458 --> 00:57:40,167
Hello home.

1452
00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:41,792
- Well Mehmet!
- That's it.

1453
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,833
[upbeat music]

1454
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:46,500
- [small laugh]
- [we open the door]

1455
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,417
Why did you do that?

1456
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,625
- But I didn't do anything.
- Yes, you fired your cousin.

1457
00:57:51,792 --> 00:57:53,625
- You fired Mehmet.
- How do you know that?

1458
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:54,708
He called me.

1459
00:57:54,875 --> 00:57:56,792
He was disappointed. You are truly obnoxious!

1460
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:58,792
Mehmet is kindness itself.

1461
00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,792
- He's adorable.
- Ah OK.

1462
00:58:00,958 --> 00:58:03,708
Does everyone know him?
Have you met him?

1463
00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,167
Did you want to be there?

1464
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:08,167
I was quite clear,
I didn't want to see him.

1465
00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:10,208
But now I can tell you...

1466
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,583
He's shady.

1467
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:12,625
He just wants

1468
00:58:12,792 --> 00:58:14,833
meet his family.
It's not an attack.

1469
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,458
Money, castle, vineyards...
He's looking to do business.

1470
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,708
This raki is a very good idea.

1471
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:23,875
Do you know what raki is?
A bad pastis.

1472
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,792
Do you see the future of the castle like that?

1473
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:28,917
Be naive, I can't.
I am a Bouvier-Sauvage...

1474
00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:31,208
- Oh my!
- I am here to preserve

1475
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,083
family and heritage.

1476
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,250
[she slams the door]

1477
00:58:34,417 --> 00:58:35,417
Yes, well...

1478
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,708
Obviously, I'm the only one.

1479
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,792
Can you repeat?

1480
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:45,750
Yes, it's simple.

1481
00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:48,292
I am French.
I want to become Algerian.

1482
00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:03,792
Sorry, I...

1483
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,542
I'm going to go find a colleague.
I'll be back, don't move.

1484
00:59:12,208 --> 00:59:14,042
How are you ? Have you calmed down?

1485
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:18,042
- Can we make peace?
- You're the one with the problem, not me.

1486
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:20,208
Honey...

1487
00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:23,875
He has bad intentions, Mehmet.

1488
00:59:24,042 --> 00:59:26,458
I'm just protecting the family.

1489
00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:29,250
- And I put on pearls?
- Not at all, darling.

1490
00:59:29,417 --> 00:59:32,583
But you are a little more naive.
Well, more sensitive.

1491
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:37,083
Like everyone who has a big heart,
you are more easily manipulated.

1492
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,542
- Like with the Portuguese.
- Ah good ?

1493
00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:42,792
My port is selling like hot cakes.
Who benefits?

1494
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,542
No, but I'll remind you
that the success of port

1495
00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:48,083
is due to the know-how
of Janzac castle.

1496
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,125
- What are you doing ?
- There ?

1497
00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,708
- Yes.
- I'm being manipulated.

1498
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:53,667
Hello, Mehmet.

1499
00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:55,417
- It's Catherine.
- But finally!

1500
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:56,958
Bouvier-Sauvage.

1501
00:59:57,125 --> 01:00:00,583
Yes. I would like to invite you
at my daughter's wedding.

1502
01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:05,208
- Of course Frédéric knows.
- What is that syrupy voice?

1503
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:08,500
And he would like to speak with you again
of this idea of raki.

1504
01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:09,583
What is this?

1505
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:13,792
But yes, he finds it wonderful.
No but you know,

1506
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:17,083
Frédéric plays tough,
but it is a tender heart.

1507
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:18,875
He is sensitive.

1508
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,167
- Manipulatable.
- That's it.

1509
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,458
I'm counting on you, Mehmet.

1510
01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:24,708
I kiss you.

1511
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,792
"I kiss you"...

1512
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:30,042
Bravo, you brought in the wolf
in the sheepfold.

1513
01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,875
- Oh.
- It will have serious consequences,

1514
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,833
I tell you. Gosh...

1515
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,583
The traitor in his family!

1516
01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:39,042
This is something that is beyond me!

1517
01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:42,958
You can repeat
what did you tell me?

1518
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,500
To my colleague.

1519
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,958
Well yes, it's...

1520
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,042
I am French
and I want to become Algerian.

1521
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,542
- Pardon.
- Pardon.

1522
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:13,125
This is the first time we've heard this.
It's new.

1523
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:15,042
And what is your name?

1524
01:01:15,792 --> 01:01:18,083
Gerard. Gerard Martin.

1525
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:19,917
Gerard Martin...

1526
01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:22,875
Gérard...Martin.

1527
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:27,167
[they continue laughing]

1528
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,292
[soft music]

1529
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,792
<i>Oh, nice!</i>

1530
01:01:37,292 --> 01:01:39,083
Ah, well, are you there?

1531
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:41,042
Everything is fine ?

1532
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:42,250
Ugh.

1533
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:45,167
Do you like it?

1534
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,333
Ugh.

1535
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,875
Yes, I like it.
But you didn't throw it away?

1536
01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:49,875
Oh, no.

1537
01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:51,500
Family memory.

1538
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,708
- It still looks good on me, right?
- Yes.

1539
01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:55,250
Oh.

1540
01:01:55,417 --> 01:01:57,083
[Frédéric]
No, but then,

1541
01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:59,167
Catherine invited Mehmet to the wedding.

1542
01:01:59,333 --> 01:02:02,375
I can tell you
that I want to send everything away.

1543
01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:04,083
Okay, first: “Hello, Nicole.”

1544
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:05,375
Eh ?

1545
01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:07,458
Oh yes. Hello, Nicole.

1546
01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,583
- Hello, Frédéric.
- Good morning.

1547
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,667
Did you know about the Turk?

1548
01:02:11,833 --> 01:02:13,292
- Did Nicole warn you?
- No.

1549
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:15,042
Otherwise, he would have supported you.

1550
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,083
- I hope.
- What ?

1551
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,583
Would I have supported him?

1552
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,792
I don't give a damn about this puppet.

1553
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,250
Since your test history,

1554
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:24,083
whatever anyone tells you,
you do anything.

1555
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,667
- Oh!
- I don't say anything anymore.

1556
01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:27,125
<i>I shut my "mousse".</i>

1557
01:02:27,292 --> 01:02:30,000
Ah, yes, you “shush the mousse”.
That, I confirm.

1558
01:02:30,167 --> 01:02:31,792
You didn't ask for the consulate.

1559
01:02:31,958 --> 01:02:34,042
- No, I don't care.
- What ? Do you care?

1560
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,250
Me, no.
How did it go?

1561
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:37,208
You, shut up.

1562
01:02:37,375 --> 01:02:39,333
- Do you care?
- Yes. I don't care

1563
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,375
whether you are Algerian,
it doesn't change anything. In my opinion.

1564
01:02:42,542 --> 01:02:45,542
- For you, that's for sure.
- We suffered. Well, especially him.

1565
01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:48,250
He didn't digest it.
You took it badly.

1566
01:02:48,417 --> 01:02:49,708
- Shut up again.
- What ?

1567
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,708
- How do you speak?
- Okay, come on, outside.

1568
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:54,250
- That's it! Air!
- Are you firing me?

1569
01:02:54,417 --> 01:02:55,875
- Yes.
- So, no!

1570
01:02:56,042 --> 01:02:57,583
- Family concerns.
- Got it !

1571
01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:00,083
You are always where we expect you!

1572
01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:03,083
Out ! Go take a Turkish bath,
It will calm you down.

1573
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,125
My pleasure.

1574
01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:07,125
Excuse me, darling.
He's the one who annoys me.

1575
01:03:07,292 --> 01:03:08,500
But it's...

1576
01:03:09,667 --> 01:03:10,917
Honey?

1577
01:03:19,458 --> 01:03:21,625
[honking]

1578
01:03:25,792 --> 01:03:26,792
Well, where are you going?

1579
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:28,417
I'm going back to the countryside.

1580
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:30,000
You don't even know where it is.

1581
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:31,375
Well !

1582
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,250
Honey,

1583
01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:45,000
the neighbors are not swingers.

1584
01:03:45,167 --> 01:03:46,500
They are foreigners.

1585
01:03:47,458 --> 01:03:48,625
[shocked little laugh]

1586
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:51,792
They yelled at each other
like rotten fish.

1587
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:52,875
I can't repeat,

1588
01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,833
- but it wasn't flying high.
- You see, I told you.

1589
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,000
You shouldn't push it too much.

1590
01:03:58,167 --> 01:04:01,875
I couldn't imagine
that he was going to get angry with Gérard.

1591
01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:03,167
He won't come to the wedding.

1592
01:04:03,333 --> 01:04:04,292
- But yes.
- Well done.

1593
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,708
Well, I'll take care of Gérard.
I leave Frédéric to you.

1594
01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,000
Thank you for the gift.

1595
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,542
My darling, I manage.

1596
01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:13,917
I see, yes.

1597
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,250
No chance
let them be together.

1598
01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:19,125
<i>[oriental music]</i>

1599
01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:25,042
- We're good, right?
- No.

1600
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:27,042
You need to relax, Frédéric.

1601
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,750
- Are you not well?
- No.

1602
01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:31,708
Try this, it's okay... Zen.

1603
01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,542
No, I only smoke cigars.

1604
01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:35,417
What a killjoy he is.

1605
01:04:35,833 --> 01:04:37,000
Mmh!

1606
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:39,625
- A little tea?
- Ooh, with pleasure.

1607
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,667
- <i>Shukran.</i>
- <i>Psartek.</i>

1608
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:44,917
<i>Marhaba.</i>

1609
01:04:45,083 --> 01:04:46,458
- [small laugh]
- A little tea?

1610
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:48,583
No, half a Vittel, please.

1611
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,083
Half the bottle?

1612
01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:52,875
- Demi-Vittel, what.
- All right.

1613
01:04:53,042 --> 01:04:55,292
- That doesn't stop you from saying <i> "choukran"</i>.
- <i>"Boukran"</i>.

1614
01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:56,250
No, <i>"choukran"</i>.

1615
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:57,625
- Eh ?
- <i>"Shukran"</i>.

1616
01:04:57,792 --> 01:04:59,708
- <i>"Chakran".</i>
- Rho!

1617
01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:01,792
- Mmh!
- Okay, shall we go?

1618
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:04,208
- What, already?
- We went around.

1619
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:05,500
I haven't finished my tea.

1620
01:05:05,667 --> 01:05:08,250
I see Mehmet everywhere.
It's unbearable.

1621
01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:11,667
You have a little problem.
It's an obsession with you.

1622
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,000
Want to stay for the game?

1623
01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:16,167
- What a game ?
- It's Mali-Tunisia.

1624
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:17,458
Isn’t there Algeria?

1625
01:05:18,042 --> 01:05:19,583
They were eliminated.

1626
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,500
Oh, well... Eliminated...

1627
01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:23,125
You are a chauvinist.

1628
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:25,750
We're good there. We breathe.

1629
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:28,292
4.80 euros per coffee,
it's more classic.

1630
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,625
I like the classic.

1631
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,292
Oh, I know.

1632
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,750
Okay... Thanks for reminding me.

1633
01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:39,833
I wanted to apologize.
I came out of my control.

1634
01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:42,125
I wasn't very good, either.

1635
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:44,625
Oh !
Start of mea culpa, absolutely.

1636
01:05:44,792 --> 01:05:47,625
Um, no, let's not exaggerate.
Light.

1637
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:50,292
Light. Certainly,
you are truly French.

1638
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,167
THANKS. THANKS.

1639
01:05:52,333 --> 01:05:54,125
- Gentlemen.
- Oh.

1640
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:57,375
- I need a pick-me-up.
- What's strong about you?

1641
01:05:57,542 --> 01:06:00,083
Whiskey, cognac, calva.
We even have schnapps.

1642
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:02,042
- The boss is Alsatian.
- Schnapps.

1643
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,583
- Great.
- I am German. It's my tour.

1644
01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:06,542
Mmh mmh. Oh dear, pff.

1645
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,208
Here, leave the bottle.

1646
01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:09,417
Good.

1647
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,167
- To Algeria.
- To Algeria, if you want it.

1648
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:13,333
Who doesn't want me.

1649
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,708
They don't know what they are losing.

1650
01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:18,208
- Shall we go like that, straight away?
- Yes, ass.

1651
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:21,625
- (Ass dry.)
- Come on, there's the little sister coming.

1652
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:23,333
That's a lot, there.

1653
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,583
[he moans]

1654
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:25,583
Frederick,

1655
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,625
- to Turkey.
- Can you imagine?

1656
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,375
Can you imagine the business card?
"Frédéric Süleymanoğlu,

1657
01:06:31,542 --> 01:06:33,708
"owner of Château Janzac
in Bordeaux."

1658
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:37,125
A Turk who sells wine,
we should call him Glouglou.

1659
01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:39,042
- [he laughs]
- Bah!

1660
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:41,417
You have to laugh, eh. Gobble...

1661
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,708
An Algerian who sells Peugeot...

1662
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,083
“Pigeon”. We say “Pigeot”.

1663
01:06:47,833 --> 01:06:49,375
- Come on, Frédéric.
- Come on.

1664
01:06:49,542 --> 01:06:50,417
In the future.

1665
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,000
Screwed for screwed.

1666
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,583
[he moans]

1667
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,667
It's close to methylated spirits.

1668
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,708
[cell phone ringing]

1669
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,667
Who is Popopo?

1670
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,375
- Who is it ?
- Oh well!

1671
01:07:07,542 --> 01:07:09,292
Ministry of the Interior, in the report.

1672
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:10,958
- [he laughs]
- No but...

1673
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:13,000
They're cornering us.
Come on...

1674
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:14,083
<i>♪ Freed ♪</i>

1675
01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,000
<i>♪ Delivered ♪</i>

1676
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,667
Unreachable.

1677
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:21,625
Same for Gérard.

1678
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,667
It's starting to get worrying.

1679
01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:27,250
I hope it didn't happen to them
a horrible accident.

1680
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:31,250
- [she sobs]
- [divine music]

1681
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:33,583
And there you have it.

1682
01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,583
[they sob]

1683
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:42,667
- Isn't she beautiful?
- Gorgeous.

1684
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,083
I'm just excited for tomorrow.

1685
01:07:45,375 --> 01:07:46,417
Me too, my darling.

1686
01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:49,458
- Look, mom.
- But you are magnificent!

1687
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:50,875
It's magnificent.

1688
01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:52,625
Very beautiful.

1689
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,458
“French cuisine”.

1690
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,792
Those were the good times.
We no longer have the right to it.

1691
01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:01,750
“We no longer have the right to it”…

1692
01:08:01,917 --> 01:08:03,917
- We can say goodbye.
- Do you believe?

1693
01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:05,250
Well yes.

1694
01:08:05,417 --> 01:08:07,792
It's not just the French
who are polite.

1695
01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,583
[door bell]

1696
01:08:10,625 --> 01:08:13,375
Oh, Mr. Bouvier-Sauvage!
How are you ?

1697
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:15,083
Not good, dear friend.

1698
01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:17,542
- Oh, are you sick?
- Worse than that.

1699
01:08:17,707 --> 01:08:19,292
We are strangers.

1700
01:08:19,457 --> 01:08:21,707
Finally, we are more French.

1701
01:08:22,332 --> 01:08:23,207
Oh damn.

1702
01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,292
Yeah.

1703
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,582
We came to say goodbye.

1704
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:27,957
That's nice.

1705
01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:30,542
- I'm going to miss you, Lambert.
- You too.

1706
01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:31,500
You too.

1707
01:08:31,667 --> 01:08:33,542
- I allow myself.
- That said,

1708
01:08:33,707 --> 01:08:35,957
I take American Express.
I like foreigners.

1709
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:38,250
Especially if they're diving, eh.

1710
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:41,417
Yes, you are nice, Moussa,
I am a customer.

1711
01:08:41,582 --> 01:08:43,917
I can ask you a favor,
Lambert?

1712
01:08:44,292 --> 01:08:45,332
Whatever you want.

1713
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,832
- I would like some sweetbreads.
- A Nantes-style white butter.

1714
01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:50,832
NOW ?

1715
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,375
- It's not for eating.
- No, no, it's...

1716
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:55,917
It's just to feel them
one last time.

1717
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:57,417
Feel them?

1718
01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,292
- To say goodbye.
- So.

1719
01:08:59,457 --> 01:09:01,582
- So.
- Yes, of course.

1720
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,707
I'm coming, right?

1721
01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:06,250
[groans]

1722
01:09:06,417 --> 01:09:07,667
Goodbye, sweetbreads.

1723
01:09:07,832 --> 01:09:08,667
I love it.

1724
01:09:08,832 --> 01:09:10,667
I love sweetbreads too.

1725
01:09:10,832 --> 01:09:12,082
Oh my, there!

1726
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:14,792
- It's Burgundian that I'm going to miss.
- Yes.

1727
01:09:15,125 --> 01:09:17,625
- And here is the foie gras.
- Oh, that!

1728
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,125
- That’s France!
- Oh, that's wonderful.

1729
01:09:20,292 --> 01:09:22,332
What we miss
when we are more French!

1730
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:24,082
- Yes.
- Beef tongue.

1731
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,082
The blanquette.

1732
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:28,832
Vol-au-vents, onion soup.
the cassoulet! Oh my!

1733
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:29,750
The tripous.

1734
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:30,707
Frog legs.

1735
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:31,667
Lamb brains.

1736
01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:33,667
- Veal kidneys.
- Rosés.

1737
01:09:33,832 --> 01:09:35,250
Please, rosés.

1738
01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,957
For strangers, you know
on French cuisine?

1739
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,582
What's good in France?

1740
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,750
- apart from cooking?
- Women.

1741
01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:42,875
- Oh my!
- No.

1742
01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,332
- Don't get us started on that.
- Especially not.

1743
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,667
Important, ice cube first.

1744
01:09:49,292 --> 01:09:51,000
Raki, then.

1745
01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:53,707
Not too much water, not drowning.

1746
01:09:53,875 --> 01:09:55,417
And drink ready.

1747
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:57,625
Listen to the crackle. Listen to crackles.

1748
01:09:57,792 --> 01:09:59,208
Listen to crackles.

1749
01:10:00,208 --> 01:10:01,208
I don't hear anything.

1750
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:02,708
Ah, yes, it crackles!

1751
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:06,875
Turkish proverb:
"Raki cures illnesses

1752
01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,125
“and bring back the husbands.”

1753
01:10:08,292 --> 01:10:10,625
Bring me back Gérard,
so I can yell at him.

1754
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:13,792
- That, yes.
- Very funny. Very funny.

1755
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,708
- Well, there you go.
- [small laugh]

1756
01:10:15,875 --> 01:10:18,333
- There you go.
- We can't leave like that.

1757
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:21,708
And yes! You smelled the whole kitchen,
the three fridges.

1758
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:24,250
We can't leave
without greeting the digestives.

1759
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,208
Are we going to drink again?

1760
01:10:26,375 --> 01:10:27,333
We don't drink.

1761
01:10:27,958 --> 01:10:29,042
We say goodbye.

1762
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:30,542
Oh.

1763
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,042
So if we say goodbye...

1764
01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,375
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's say goodbye.

1765
01:10:34,958 --> 01:10:36,583
- The pear.
- The pear.

1766
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:37,958
- Come on, sweetheart.
- The pear.

1767
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:39,208
She smells like pears.

1768
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,542
- Goodbye, pear.
- Goodbye, pear.

1769
01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:45,583
[funny music]

1770
01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:47,167
- The pear.
- The pear.

1771
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,042
- Oh, the old plum!
- Plum !

1772
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:50,792
Goodbye, plum.

1773
01:10:50,958 --> 01:10:52,500
[Frédéric]
It smells like old plum.

1774
01:10:52,667 --> 01:10:54,417
[groans]

1775
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,917
- Goodbye, old lady.
- She smells like plums.

1776
01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,167
There is the fruit.

1777
01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:00,792
- Calvary?
- Calva, yes.

1778
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,292
The good apple.

1779
01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:05,083
[together]
Goodbye, calva.

1780
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:11,542
It doesn't work. They're not there.

1781
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:12,792
Yes, we must drink again.

1782
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:16,333
One, two, three rakis, head spins...
Husband returns.

1783
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,292
- Husband.
- It's strong, all the same.

1784
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:20,458
- Drink again.
- Yes yes.

1785
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,875
I feel it's going up.

1786
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,083
[he laughs]

1787
01:11:25,250 --> 01:11:26,292
- Brandy.
- Brandy.

1788
01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:27,292
Come here, you.

1789
01:11:27,458 --> 01:11:28,750
[together]
Goodbye, brandy.

1790
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,708
- You have to heat it up a little.
- Even hot, it's hard.

1791
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,125
- Oh yeah.
- Bye.

1792
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,500
Because there, he...

1793
01:11:37,667 --> 01:11:39,000
[together]
Armagnac!

1794
01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:42,250
- Magnac, Armagnac.
- Armagnac, tut-tut.

1795
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:43,958
All for one, one for all.

1796
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,042
D'Artagnan.

1797
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:47,958
Goodbye, Armagnac.

1798
01:11:49,042 --> 01:11:51,167
[they hit the counter]

1799
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,000
[groans]

1800
01:11:53,167 --> 01:11:54,292
Swallow.

1801
01:11:54,458 --> 01:11:55,708
Come on, you have to swallow.

1802
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:57,208
Goodbye, gentlemen.

1803
01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:58,750
Eh ?

1804
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,875
- Not nice, Lambert.
- What did he say?

1805
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:08,750
Hey ! Oh !

1806
01:12:09,292 --> 01:12:10,500
We never...

1807
01:12:10,667 --> 01:12:12,167
treated me like that.

1808
01:12:12,333 --> 01:12:14,833
Poor bastard. He's a poor bastard.

1809
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:18,208
A scandal!
This is absolutely scandalous.

1810
01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:20,042
The prefecture of Gironde!

1811
01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:23,375
The prefect is Tunisian.
He's not going to kick us out.

1812
01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:26,042
- Finally a friend.
- Prefect!

1813
01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:28,667
- With us!
- Prefect!

1814
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,542
- With us!
- Prefect!

1815
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,708
[together]
With us, the prefect!

1816
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:35,125
With us, the prefect!

1817
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:36,458
- With...
- [mermaid]

1818
01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:37,542
- The cow!
- Oh, damn...

1819
01:12:37,708 --> 01:12:39,917
[small cries]

1820
01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:43,583
[high voice]
Frederick! Frederick!

1821
01:12:57,667 --> 01:12:58,875
So...

1822
01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:00,750
Name?

1823
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:03,208
It's uh...

1824
01:13:03,833 --> 01:13:06,208
Sü... Süley... Süleym...

1825
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:08,542
Süleymanoğlu.

1826
01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:11,875
- What's that name?
- That's my name.

1827
01:13:12,042 --> 01:13:13,292
- Mmh.
- So.

1828
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,500
Okay. Süleyma...

1829
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:17,208
First name?

1830
01:13:17,625 --> 01:13:18,875
It's Mehmet.

1831
01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:21,000
- Pardon ?
- Mehmet.

1832
01:13:21,167 --> 01:13:22,375
Mehmet.

1833
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,792
And how is it written?

1834
01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:27,542
Meh-met.

1835
01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,750
Mehmet!

1836
01:13:28,917 --> 01:13:29,958
So.

1837
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,417
Nationality ?

1838
01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:32,458
Turkish.

1839
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,292
I am Turkish.

1840
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:35,792
Turkish.

1841
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:39,667
Okay.

1842
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,042
And you, sir? Name ?

1843
01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:44,750
First name ?

1844
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:48,125
Sir ?

1845
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,250
- Hmm?
- Name, first name?

1846
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,375
Gerard. Gerard Martin.

1847
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:53,917
Gerard...

1848
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
Gerard Martin.

1849
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:57,583
Martin.

1850
01:13:58,625 --> 01:13:59,792
Well, that’s good.

1851
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:00,917
Nationality ?

1852
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:02,708
Algerian.

1853
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:04,833
But everything is fine!

1854
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,875
[they laugh]

1855
01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,500
Everything is fine.

1856
01:14:18,333 --> 01:14:20,917
That's good.
Two migrants in one evening.

1857
01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,583
I'm going to get a bonus.

1858
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,250
- Deserved.
- Quite.

1859
01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:27,167
For you... farts.

1860
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:29,208
Everything is fine.

1861
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,625
- Yes.
- Oh !

1862
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:43,875
[tension music]

1863
01:14:45,417 --> 01:14:48,792
Uproar, outrage, drunkenness.

1864
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,500
It's going to cost you a little more
than a plum.

1865
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,750
[together]
Goodbye, plum.

1866
01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,333
[vibrate]

1867
01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,042
Oh!

1868
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:04,083
Oh damn, it’s François.

1869
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,875
Hello ? Yes, my darling?

1870
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:08,958
How ?

1871
01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,292
Any news from dad?

1872
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:12,042
Everything is fine. For what ?

1873
01:15:13,042 --> 01:15:15,167
You know him,
he had to turn off his cell phone.

1874
01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,750
It's a big day for him.

1875
01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:18,500
How ?

1876
01:15:18,667 --> 01:15:19,958
Alice? Yes, she is there.

1877
01:15:20,125 --> 01:15:22,167
But no, I can't pass it on to you.

1878
01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:24,083
(She is having her makeup done.)

1879
01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,792
Very subtle makeup.

1880
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,875
With pink, a little green

1881
01:15:28,042 --> 01:15:30,875
in the corners,
a crushed raspberry lipstick.

1882
01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:33,917
She's going to be beautiful, I assure you.

1883
01:15:34,333 --> 01:15:36,833
Well, we'll see you later.

1884
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,583
I kiss you too.

1885
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:41,667
[dramatic music]

1886
01:15:49,042 --> 01:15:50,833
Hello, what is this car?

1887
01:15:51,542 --> 01:15:54,125
Mr. Martin asked me
for marriage.

1888
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,000
Who is it ?

1889
01:15:59,667 --> 01:16:01,167
Hey, I know where they are.

1890
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,542
We get dressed, we bring them back.

1891
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,083
Oh ! I'm almost ready.

1892
01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:05,375
- Yeah.
- I'm coming.

1893
01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:08,417
My darling, don't worry,
we will be on time.

1894
01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:12,167
[oriental music]

1895
01:16:25,583 --> 01:16:26,583
Hello, my queen.

1896
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,750
- A mint tea?
- No, thank you.

1897
01:16:28,917 --> 01:16:30,958
I'm looking for my husband, Gérard Martin.

1898
01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:34,083
Oh no,
There aren't many Gérards here.

1899
01:16:34,250 --> 01:16:35,833
- German and Algerian.
- Okay,

1900
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,125
it's him! Yes yes.

1901
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:39,167
He was there yesterday with his Turkish friend.

1902
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,500
Ah, that's my husband.

1903
01:16:40,667 --> 01:16:44,083
They made the fools
and the police took them away.

1904
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:45,083
Han!

1905
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,417
Oh yes, yes, yes.

1906
01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:47,625
I hope nothing happened to them.

1907
01:16:47,792 --> 01:16:49,167
[Catherine]
Oh there there there there there!

1908
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,125
I can't help you anymore.

1909
01:16:51,292 --> 01:16:53,458
[tension music]

1910
01:16:58,667 --> 01:17:00,083
[he sniffs]

1911
01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:05,833
Are you French?

1912
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,333
Well yes, yes.

1913
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:12,333
- And you, are you French?
- Oh yes. Oh yes, yes.

1914
01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,917
Well, yes, so yes.

1915
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,458
So there...

1916
01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:18,792
I am Frédéric Bouvier-Sauvage.

1917
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:20,542
Don't know.

1918
01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:23,292
I really like the police.

1919
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:24,750
They are nice people.

1920
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,542
So,

1921
01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:33,792
why did you say
that you were Turkish and Algerian?

1922
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:36,458
It's stupidity
because we had been drinking a little.

1923
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,792
Even a lot,
but that's not our style.

1924
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,292
Finally, it's because we did
a DNA test.

1925
01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:43,417
We found out that I was Algerian
and he, Turkish.

1926
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:47,292
But we have our papers in order.
We were born in France.

1927
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:49,833
It's a misunderstanding, really.
So.

1928
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,417
I did a DNA test on it.

1929
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,375
Ah well, you can understand.

1930
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:55,292
I am 100% French.

1931
01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,667
- I'm not surprised.
- Me neither.

1932
01:18:01,042 --> 01:18:04,667
No, because we really should
let's go out today...

1933
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,750
It's our children's wedding.

1934
01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:08,500
His daughter is marrying my son.

1935
01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:10,208
It's not every day a wedding.

1936
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:11,792
I told you so.

1937
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,292
Our children are getting married.

1938
01:18:13,875 --> 01:18:15,333
What proves this to me?

1939
01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,125
- Why do I dress like that?
- Frankly.

1940
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:21,542
- A wedding?
- Mmh.

1941
01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,667
A white wedding?

1942
01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,667
- Of course not.
- But no.

1943
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,583
- Tutututut.
- Eh ?

1944
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,208
What do I know about it?
Eh ?

1945
01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:31,125
Well...

1946
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:34,792
- That is to say...
- What do I know?

1947
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:38,417
- What does he know about it?
- Well yes, what does he know about it?

1948
01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:40,875
Good.

1949
01:18:41,292 --> 01:18:43,708
You will answer my questions.

1950
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:44,708
So...

1951
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,333
A Frenchman arrives at the restaurant
abroad.

1952
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,417
What does he do?

1953
01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:53,917
- What are these questions?
- I don't know.

1954
01:18:58,125 --> 01:19:00,333
- Oh well, he washes his hands.
- No.

1955
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,375
No, no.

1956
01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:03,833
No, he asks for bread
and Beaujolais.

1957
01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:05,875
What if we bring him some couscous?

1958
01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:07,792
He asks for mustard.

1959
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:10,458
- [small laugh]
- From Dijon. French.

1960
01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:13,417
If his coffee is too cold,
what does he do?

1961
01:19:13,917 --> 01:19:14,958
- He moans.
- Yeah.

1962
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:16,708
What if it's too hot?

1963
01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:18,500
He moans too.

1964
01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,167
If he's lukewarm and groaning, he's...

1965
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:25,250
Wait, watch out, watch out.
There, it's too easy.

1966
01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:27,875
There's a trap, there's a trap. Uh...

1967
01:19:28,042 --> 01:19:29,625
Who moans about lukewarm coffee?

1968
01:19:29,792 --> 01:19:31,458
- Well...
- [small laugh]

1969
01:19:31,917 --> 01:19:32,833
A Parisian.

1970
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,750
[funny music]

1971
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:40,042
Okay...

1972
01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,292
What's the secret?

1973
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:47,500
beef bourguignon?

1974
01:19:48,042 --> 01:19:51,125
The meat must marinate in Bordeaux.

1975
01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,083
Name me three great French people.

1976
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:56,708
Louis XIV, Napoleon,

1977
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:58,458
obviously de Gaulle.

1978
01:19:58,917 --> 01:19:59,917
So.

1979
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:01,292
Me too ?

1980
01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:02,625
Hmm.

1981
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:06,542
Bernard Hinault, Zidane,

1982
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:07,667
Algeria,

1983
01:20:07,833 --> 01:20:09,000
and...

1984
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:13,292
Jean-Pierre Lecointre.

1985
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:14,667
- Who ?
- The biggest

1986
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:17,375
Aquitaine dealer.
He trained me.

1987
01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:18,875
I missed it.

1988
01:20:19,042 --> 01:20:19,833
Cantal prefecture.

1989
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,583
Aurillac.
I collect cheese boxes.

1990
01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:23,667
Prefecture of Aveyron.

1991
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:26,000
- Rodez.
- Oh, boxes of cheese too?

1992
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:27,958
No, no, general knowledge.

1993
01:20:28,125 --> 01:20:29,292
Arrogance. Very French.

1994
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,542
Alright. Last question.

1995
01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,125
History, always.

1996
01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:37,542
- I take the hand.
- For what ?

1997
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,708
History questions, I manage.

1998
01:20:39,875 --> 01:20:41,667
- I can play.
- History, I manage.

1999
01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,417
- It's okay, let's go.
- It's disgusting.

2000
01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:49,292
What year was the 205 GTI?
Did she win the Paris-Dakar?

2001
01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:50,625
Oh, I'll take it!

2002
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:52,125
- It's not history.
- If !

2003
01:20:52,292 --> 01:20:54,333
- “Year” is history.
- I'll take it.

2004
01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:57,250
You can help.
We're on the same team.

2005
01:20:57,417 --> 01:20:58,542
No, but I can.

2006
01:20:58,708 --> 01:20:59,542
I can.

2007
01:20:59,792 --> 01:21:01,375
- That's me.
- Your answer?

2008
01:21:01,542 --> 01:21:02,333
I take the hand.

2009
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,875
205 GTI Turbo 16

2010
01:21:05,042 --> 01:21:07,625
conducted by Ari Vatanen, 1987.
A Peugeot.

2011
01:21:07,792 --> 01:21:10,167
- [small laugh]
- Do you like Peugeots?

2012
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:11,875
Ah well, I sell some. It's my life.

2013
01:21:16,458 --> 01:21:17,833
Well, no doubt.

2014
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,083
- You are French.
- [happy laughs]

2015
01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:22,917
Thank you, Gerard.

2016
01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:25,875
[victorious music]

2017
01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:28,417
- Ah, here they are.
- Oh!

2018
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:31,542
- We messed around a bit.
- A little much. There is marriage.

2019
01:21:31,708 --> 01:21:33,583
I knew you would answer
at the Peugeot.

2020
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:35,458
It wasn't about history.

2021
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,833
- But hey, we went out.
- Thank you, Gérard.

2022
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:39,708
- Thank you, Gérard.
- We won!

2023
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:41,375
-And hello, Nicole.
- Good morning.

2024
01:21:41,542 --> 01:21:43,917
- Come on, let's hurry.
- <i>My queen</i>, this yellow

2025
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:46,417
suits you perfectly.
And you too, <i>amazing</i>.

2026
01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:47,583
THANKS.

2027
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,167
We hurry.
Our babies are getting married.

2028
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:52,750
The sound of the engine!
Oh, long live Peugeot.

2029
01:21:52,917 --> 01:21:54,333
It's uncomfortable.

2030
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,125
[dynamic music]

2031
01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:30,042
I thought you were going to miss
my marriage.

2032
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:31,958
I would never have missed this.

2033
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:35,625
- It almost happened without us.
- It would have been much worse.

2034
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:37,417
[Frédéric]
Everything is good, everything is good.

2035
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:40,250
- [Ribeiro] Catherine, <i>tudo bem</i>?
- [Nicole] Oh, they are happy!

2036
01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:42,500
- [bells]
- [cheers]

2037
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:55,208
You could congratulate Catherine.

2038
01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:56,833
Congratulate her for what?

2039
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,583
I don't know, that might help.

2040
01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:01,042
It will happen to him,
She's not going to stay angry.

2041
01:23:01,208 --> 01:23:04,375
- We're at the singles table.
- And Mehmet is

2042
01:23:04,542 --> 01:23:06,417
at the head table. I'm having trouble.

2043
01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:10,833
[clink]

2044
01:23:15,708 --> 01:23:18,167
Thank you
for your presence here,

2045
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,208
today, at the Château de Janzac.

2046
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,375
You are all welcome

2047
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,375
at our children's marriage.

2048
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:26,375
A wedding

2049
01:23:26,542 --> 01:23:27,833
washed down with Bordeaux,

2050
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,958
obviously.
Also a wedding

2051
01:23:30,125 --> 01:23:31,458
washed down with port.

2052
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:33,542
Thanks to my Portuguese friends.

2053
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,583
<i>Long live our weddings!</i>

2054
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,958
And thank you to the Bouvier-Souvage.

2055
01:23:38,167 --> 01:23:39,167
THANKS.

2056
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,792
Well done !

2057
01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:43,625
And a wedding sprinkled with raki.

2058
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:46,042
Thanks to my cousin Mehmet,

2059
01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:47,583
to whom I give the floor.

2060
01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:49,292
- THANKS.
- There was more missing than that.

2061
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:52,292
<i>Merhaba</i>. Wants to say hello.
Good morning.

2062
01:23:52,458 --> 01:23:55,458
I am Mehmet, Ben Mehmet,
the Turkish cousin.

2063
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,542
He looks a lot like you.

2064
01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,958
Pardon ?

2065
01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,500
It's a great honor

2066
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:03,167
for me to attend the wedding
from my cousin Alice

2067
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,917
and her future husband.

2068
01:24:05,750 --> 01:24:07,417
And there is tradition in Türkiye.

2069
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,583
Tradition to bring good luck to the bride and groom,
very important.

2070
01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:12,458
We take a nice plate

2071
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:14,292
and we break the plate.

2072
01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:16,083
- [groans of astonishment]
- We're breaking it.

2073
01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:18,292
- Broken.
- This idiot just farted

2074
01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:20,833
a porcelain plate
from my grandmother.

2075
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:21,833
Long live the bride and groom!

2076
01:24:22,208 --> 01:24:24,292
- Well done.
- Well done, Mehmet.

2077
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:25,958
Thank you, Mehmet.

2078
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,417
And above all,

2079
01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:29,958
I would like to thank Nicole

2080
01:24:30,292 --> 01:24:33,375
who has always supported me
and helped prepare for this wedding.

2081
01:24:33,542 --> 01:24:35,708
And God knows we didn't get any help.

2082
01:24:36,083 --> 01:24:38,333
- It's for us.
- I give the floor to Nicole

2083
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,625
who will speak
in the language of Shakespeare.

2084
01:24:40,792 --> 01:24:43,083
No, not Shakespeare. In English.

2085
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,833
We rehearsed, it's going to be great.

2086
01:24:45,792 --> 01:24:46,833
<i>"Hi".</i>

2087
01:24:47,167 --> 01:24:48,625
[all] <i>Hi.</i>

2088
01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:49,792
Um, no.

2089
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:51,083
<i>"I"...</i>

2090
01:24:51,250 --> 01:24:52,208
“I”.

2091
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,958
[all] Ah!

2092
01:24:54,583 --> 01:24:55,958
[in English]
I wish you...

2093
01:24:56,333 --> 01:24:57,208
Love.

2094
01:24:57,583 --> 01:24:58,417
Love.

2095
01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:00,292
Happiness.

2096
01:25:01,042 --> 01:25:02,250
A penis.

2097
01:25:02,417 --> 01:25:03,125
Ouch, ouch.

2098
01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:04,875
She has made great progress.

2099
01:25:05,042 --> 01:25:05,875
[small awkward laugh]

2100
01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:08,917
To the bride and groom!

2101
01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:10,708
Well done, darling. Well done.

2102
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:11,750
Fayot.

2103
01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:13,667
<i>Fuck you.</i>

2104
01:25:13,833 --> 01:25:15,458
<i>Fuck you very much.</i>

2105
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:18,708
- <i>Very, very funny English.</i>
- [he laughs]

2106
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,083
All inclusive.

2107
01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,167
[waitress] Pigeoneau
on his pea cress.

2108
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,875
- Oh!
- That's a very,

2109
01:25:24,042 --> 01:25:25,667
very good choice from Catherine. Well done.

2110
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,250
- From Nicole, maybe too.
- All right.

2111
01:25:28,417 --> 01:25:29,792
I want to.

2112
01:25:32,792 --> 01:25:33,792
<i>Zebi.</i>

2113
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,083
- Yes.
- [clears his throat]

2114
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:38,833
What is it?

2115
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:41,625
- Grudges.
- That's the least we can say.

2116
01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:44,250
[Mehmet]
Cheers, Catherine.

2117
01:25:47,292 --> 01:25:50,875
He gets his foot in the door
and we never get rid of it.

2118
01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:52,792
Ah, Mr. Martin!
How are you ?

2119
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:53,833
Alright.

2120
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,708
I was looking for you.
I have a surprise for you.

2121
01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:59,000
Oh no.
Surprises are okay, they're good.

2122
01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,917
Come on, it's a holiday.

2123
01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:04,792
- I would like to introduce you to your cousin.
- My cousin from Munich?

2124
01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,833
No, from Sidi Bel Abbès.

2125
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:07,833
Djamila.

2126
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:09,375
[oriental music]

2127
01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:10,375
[Gerard]
Oh dear.

2128
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,500
- Your cousin.
- [Djamila laughs]

2129
01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:15,042
- “Hello”.
- Oh no.

2130
01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:16,542
- [Djamila laughs]
- He's my cousin.

2131
01:26:16,708 --> 01:26:18,583
- It's your spitting image.
- Oh no.

2132
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,792
Your dad is a cream.

2133
01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:22,625
- See you later.
- Oh no.

2134
01:26:23,042 --> 01:26:24,708
Come on, a bit of champagne.

2135
01:26:27,083 --> 01:26:28,042
It's not...

2136
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:29,542
It's not George Clooney.

2137
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:31,250
She seems very friendly.

2138
01:26:31,417 --> 01:26:33,583
- Yes.
- You're going to enjoy yourself.

2139
01:26:33,750 --> 01:26:37,000
[dynamic music]

2140
01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:55,833
["Careless Whisper", by George Michael]

2141
01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:58,625
{\an8}[dynamic music]

2142
01:28:55,125 --> 01:28:58,208
[funny music]

2143
01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:06,125
[orchestral music]

2144
01:31:01,625 --> 01:31:04,917
[oriental music]

2145
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:24,917
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