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Prize. Prize it.

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Mind my trouble. I'm a married man.

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What

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are

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you doing?

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Yoga.

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Supposed to make you relax.

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Will you please stop it? You'll do
yourself an injury.

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I told you yesterday I might be trying
out some new positions.

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Well, I wasn't quite sure what you
meant.

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Now, what's wrong?

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Nothing.

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I've just been worried about my last
job.

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I missed that fire engine.

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I know, you always missed it. That's why
they sacked you.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing. You haven't damaged yourself,
have you?

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No. It's just that I haven't felt up to
it lately.

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Well, when do you think you will, then?

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I don't know. I've had a lot of worry
betting.

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It's bound to affect our relationship.

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It's very difficult to have any kind of
relationship if I'm in bed and...

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I've been a bad husband.

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Oh, no, you haven't, Frank.

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And a bad son -in -law.

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Your mother's never liked me.

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Oh, but she will.

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Our marriage was a great shock to her.

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You know, she wanted me to marry
somebody else.

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Who? Well, no one in particular, just
somebody else.

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That's nice, isn't it?

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I get very depressed.

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I've been going through my whole life.

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I'm a failure, Betty.

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You are not a failure, Frank, and you
mustn't go on thinking like that.

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You'll make yourself ill.

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Why don't you go and see someone about
it?

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Don't you even know where you were born?

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Well, your mother must have told you.

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She might have mentioned it.

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But we talked of so many things.

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Mr Spencer, you really must try to
answer my questions. Now, that's the

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point of your visit here.

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Didn't your doctor tell you anything?

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Well, he seemed a little confused when I
went to his surgery.

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My wife told me to go and see him, and
when he saw me, he didn't know what to

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do.

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So he sent me to you.

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Well, of course he wouldn't know what to
do. He's not qualified to deal with a

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situation like this. Now, I am.

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I'm an expert. I know what's wrong with
people like you.

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I'm a failure.

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No, you're not a failure.

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Mr. Spencer, I know that you're not a
failure.

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And it's my job to convince you.

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Now, that's why you're here.

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Now, you must have faith in me.

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I'm going to probe into the corners of
your mind.

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and dig out all the little fears and
anxieties.

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Hmm? Hmm.

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What exactly was your relationship with
your mother?

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I

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was her son.

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Now, I know you were her son, but I was
thinking more of, well, for example,

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did she dominate you?

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Well,

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did she or didn't she?

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I don't quite understand what you're
getting at. I should have thought that

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a perfectly straightforward question.

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Did she dominate you?

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Dominate, Mr. Spencer, it means to
control, to command, to tyrannize,

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bully, shout at.

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Tower above!

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I think I'll try the word association
test again.

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I might have a breakthrough.

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Do you want me to lie down again?

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No, thank you. I've already fallen
asleep twice.

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But when I came in, you told me to try
and relax.

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Relax, yes. I didn't want you to doze
off completely.

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Well, I was tired.

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I've been up all night worrying about
this.

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I'm tired too.

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I have a great deal of work to do and a
lot of people to see, and since you

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came, you haven't given me the slightest
cooperation.

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I have.

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You've been here exactly half an hour.

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Half that time you've spent asleep, and
even when you're awake, you haven't

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answered a single question.

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You won't tell me where you were born.

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You don't want to talk about your
childhood.

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You can't or won't mention a single
thing about your mother, and your father

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seems to have disappeared completely.

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Mr Spencer.

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What is the matter with you?

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I told you, I'm a failure.

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No, you're not a failure.

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You only think you are.

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Now, this is the whole root of your
problem.

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Why do you have such a low opinion of
yourself?

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People just don't seem to like me.

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Well, of course they like you.

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Now, I'm sure that you have lots of
friends.

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When I heard you were coming to see me,
I had a few words with a mutual friend

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of ours, Father O 'Hara.

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I wanted to background information on
your church activities.

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Father O 'Hara, your parish priest, hmm?

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He doesn't like me.

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Well, of course he likes you. It's his
job to like you. He likes everybody.

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I can't even go to confession anymore.

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I've been blacklisted.

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Well, yes, he does mention that there
were some incidents, but he didn't tell

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you not to go anymore.

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He just suggested that you should ration
yourself a bit.

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Well, apparently it was unfair on the
others.

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You're practically living in that box.

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Did you have to take your sandwiches?

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Why did he stop me getting a job, then?

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He stopped you getting... What job?

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I wanted to be a priest.

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A priest?

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Hmm. A priest?

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Why?

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I'd heard there was a shortage.

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And it was December.

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You know, the Christmas season.

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They always have a rush on.

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I thought they could do with every man
they could get.

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Mr. Spencer, you don't just become a
priest.

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You've had no religious training
whatsoever.

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I've been in a monastery.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, Father O 'Hara didn't tell me that.

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No. Were you a novice?

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No, I was homeless.

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Was that the only reason they took you
in?

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I didn't have anywhere else to go.

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And they said they'd put me up for a
month or so.

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And then I had a bit of bother with the
chapel roof.

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What did you have to do with that?

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I fell through it.

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I had the room above.

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And when I jumped out the bedroom
window... You jumped out of the window?

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Mm. Why?

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This monk came in with a big bell.

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It was four o 'clock in the morning. I
thought the place was on fire.

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I know I'd asked for a call for an early
service, but I didn't think it was

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going to be that early.

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It was only four o 'clock. I'd only just
gone to bed.

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I see.

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Well, what about your Sunday school
activities, hmm?

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I was in a nativity play.

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Yes?

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I played Jesus.

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Made a great impression on me.

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Most probably affected my whole life.

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Mr. Spencer, you were only three weeks
old at the time.

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You don't forget things like that.

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That's why I've always kept myself pure
and chaste.

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So it would hold in good stead for me
when I had the medical.

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Medical? Being a priest.

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Mr Spencer, don't you think you're
aiming a little too high?

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I mean, why can't you be more content?

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After all, St Peter was only a
fisherman.

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But he did other things as well, didn't
he?

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That's all that he had.

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Oh, yes. I've never had a chance.

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Well, why can't you be more positive?

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Think of your achievements.

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I haven't got any.

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Now, I've never had any encouragement.
You need encouragement.

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Well, what about your mother?

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Now, surely she pushed you on?

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She entered me for a baby show once.

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Oh, really? Did you win?

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I was disqualified.

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Why? I broke the spring on the pram.

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She had to exhibit me in the cat's box.

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I see.

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Well, you've a wife now, haven't you?

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Now, meeting her for the first time must
have meant a great change in your life.

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Well, tell me about that.

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There's been a lot of trouble there as
well.

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Yes.

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Now,

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now. Lady Bell, stop.

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Stop, I'm chafing.

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Thank you.

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I had a little accident in the pond.

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I'll help you find your horse.

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Can you get up behind me? Oh, thank you
very much.

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I'm not putting you to any trouble, am
I? Oh, no, no, it's no trouble at all.

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She won't bite me, will she?

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No, that's the back.

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Oh, good morning.

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You've had quite a hectic day, haven't
you?

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I don't seem to really get on with
horses.

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I prefer darts, really.

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Well, what did you come here for, then?

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Oh, I live with my aunt, and she thought
the fresh air would do me good.

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Well,

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I joined because I thought I might
make...

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three times, and you're the only person
that's talked to me so far.

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That's nice to talk, isn't it?

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Do you think I'll get a refund?

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Well, not if we can't find your horse.

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Look, maybe you should let me off here.
I don't want to get you into any

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trouble. Oh, no, no.

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I'd rather stay with you.

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You can tell me all about your dart.

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I'll do other things as well.

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sort of person that would lead an
interesting life?

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Bowls.

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I play bowls as well.

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Oh. When I said I went bowling, I meant
on the green.

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I haven't done this before.

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It's quite easy, Frank.

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All you have to do is try and knock down
as many of those pins as possible.

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Give it a good swing.

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Well, I expect I'll soon get the hang of
it.

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Thank you very much for walking me home.

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I didn't like to leave you. You were so
shaken up.

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Would you like to come in for a cup of
tea?

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Oh, I wouldn't mind.

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Don't make too much noise, because I'm
living with my auntie, see? She wouldn't

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like me bringing anyone home.

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Oh, I haven't got a key.

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It's in the door on the end of a string.

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She won't let me have one of me own.

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In case I might lose it.

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That's silly.

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No, no.

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That's what I'll say.

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Can't you find it?

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I've got it.

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What's the matter then?

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I've got my hand stuck.

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Can you grab hold?

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Yes, Auntie, I'm just coming in.

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Who's that with you?

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It's just a friend.

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I'm Betty.

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Betty Fisher, Mrs... Miss Stingle.

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Miss Stingle? What are you doing here?
She just brought me home, Miss Stingle.

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You should be in bed.

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It's only half past nine. It won't hurt
me to be late just for once.

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I would not take you in if I didn't know
that you were going to go out every

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night picking up women.

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I've not been picking up... No, we only
went...

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They've pulled it down.

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You can still see the bricks, though.

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And part of the air raid shelter's still
standing, isn't it, Frank?

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That was the living room.

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Did he tell you about his mother?

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She was ashamed of him, you know.

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She was not. When the education people
called, she used to hide him in a

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cupboard underneath the stairs.

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He never went to school until he was ten
years old. And when he did, all the

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others stayed. away.

259
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They did not. And it's no good you
flouncing yourself at him. That won't

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anywhere. She's not a strong trust. You
birdie dolls are all the same. I'm not a

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birdie doll. And you don't even think
he's got any money either because he

262
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hasn't. That's not true. I do have a
bit. I've got some.

263
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Oh, it doesn't matter, Frank.

264
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I'd still like you even if you didn't
have anything.

265
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Would you?

266
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Yes. I'd put your heart built by your
teddy bear.

267
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Oh,

268
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teddy bear.

269
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Hasn't? It's just decoration.

270
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Are you coming in or do I have to come
down?

271
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Oh, I'm just coming.

272
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Thank you for a nice evening.

273
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We had a lovely time, didn't we, Frank?

274
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I'm sorry you couldn't see my mum's
house, but it gave you a good idea

275
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the site.

276
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,960
Oh, I'm sure it was a lovely place,
Frank.

277
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It was.

278
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Good night, then.

279
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Good night, then.

280
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Good night, then. Good night.

281
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Can you manage all right now?

282
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Oh, yes, thank you.

283
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,079
I know where the light is.

284
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,800
Yes, well, I can see it could have been
rather difficult for you.

285
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,530
But surely when you explain the
situation to your aunt... She knew what

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Yes.

287
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She threw me out.

288
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:45,510
For some reason, I just keep on
upsetting people.

289
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You do not upset people. You only think
you do.

290
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,610
I upset them. Make them angry.

291
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,330
You do not make them angry. I've just
told you that.

292
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I antagonize people. You do not
antagonize people. Good God, how many

293
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times?

294
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I know what I'm talking about.

295
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I always antagonize. Shut up!

296
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Do not antagonize people.

297
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You only think you do.

298
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,360
Now, repeat this after me.

299
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I do not antagonize people.

300
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Go. I do not antagonize people.

301
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Good.

302
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,500
But I do.

303
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,620
I told you.

304
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,520
People don't like me.

305
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,320
People do like you.

306
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:43,260
Your wife likes you. Your aunt likes
you. Father O 'Hara likes you. I... I

307
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you.

308
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,680
Then there's your wife's parents.

309
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:52,760
I've always had a bit of worry about her
mother.

310
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,000
I've had constant harassments there.

311
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,860
Well, I'm sure she's very fond of you.
Perhaps she's a woman who hides her

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feelings. I wouldn't say that, no.

313
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,280
Surely, when she found out that you
wanted to marry her daughter, she must

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shown some emotion.

315
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,320
Yes, she got very emotional.

316
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,520
About gaining a son -in -law?

317
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,920
No, about losing a gas cooker.

318
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,530
What has a gas cooker got to do with you
marrying her daughter?

319
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Nothing at all.

320
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,350
Then why mention it?

321
00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:24,950
Well, it wasn't working at the time, and
Betty'd rung up for the man to come and

322
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:28,090
fix it, and he hadn't come, and she was
very worried. Her mother's got an awful

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temper.

324
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,770
I think that's why her husband joined
the Navy.

325
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:37,790
He hadn't been home for six months, and
he only went on a ten -day cruise.

326
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,090
Plus, she'd just started her spring
cleaning.

327
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,720
I don't think I didn't call at a very
inopportune moment.

328
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,860
Oh. Mrs Fisher?

329
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,040
Yes? Mr Spencer?

330
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,880
Yes? Your daughter suggested that I
should call.

331
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,280
Oh, good.

332
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,820
She did give you the message then. Do
come in.

333
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,280
I was beginning to wonder if she'd
forgotten.

334
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,380
No. I'm sorry I haven't called before.

335
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,080
You certainly took your time.

336
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,000
I've been putting it off.

337
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,520
It won't light.

338
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,340
Oh.

339
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,440
She said you'd had a bit of trouble with
it.

340
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,840
I was worried what you might think when
you first saw me.

341
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:28,360
Look, I'm only too delighted you've come
at all.

342
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,360
Can you fix it before lunch?

343
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,260
Maybe. Yeah.

344
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,880
Haven't you brought any tools?

345
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,820
No.

346
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,060
I could get some.

347
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,480
Oh, no, no. For heaven's sake. Don't let
us waste any more time.

348
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,739
I know.

349
00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:49,680
I'll lend you some of my ass. Do you
think I ought to?

350
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,120
We won't mind.

351
00:20:51,660 --> 00:20:53,440
He hasn't used them for years.

352
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:59,540
No, I meant with... I've heard a rattle.
I think there might be something loose.

353
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,340
Well,

354
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,320
this was very loose.

355
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,230
The other's all right.

356
00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:16,330
Not that one.

357
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:24,150
I'm always afraid of a gas leak. I can't
see a thing.

358
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:25,390
Have you got a match?

359
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:28,170
A match?

360
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:34,410
My mother was always afraid of the gas
because of her leg, you see.

361
00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,110
Her leg?

362
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:40,530
Yes. Frank, she used to say, I will
never have an explosion because I'll

363
00:21:40,530 --> 00:21:41,530
be able to run away.

364
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,820
That's a big one.

365
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,600
Frank.

366
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220
Frank Spencer.

367
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,800
You're not little Frank, are you?

368
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:00,580
Jessica Spencer's boy.

369
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,300
You knew my mother.

370
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,440
Everyone knew your mother.

371
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,820
She had many friends.

372
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:23,330
I don't think they'll remember me.

373
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,210
It's been three years since I got the
sack.

374
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,550
Aren't you the gas man, then?

375
00:22:31,190 --> 00:22:32,190
No.

376
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,430
Oh,

377
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:34,830
for grief.

378
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,370
Did you think I was?

379
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,490
No.

380
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,630
I'll claim on a personal matter.

381
00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:49,530
You keep away from me.

382
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,170
Would you let me marry your daughter,
Betty?

383
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,350
Betty? You?

384
00:22:58,990 --> 00:22:59,990
Marry Betty?

385
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:01,610
You can't marry Betty.

386
00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,210
She's got someone else.

387
00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:05,130
He's a big man.

388
00:23:05,390 --> 00:23:06,390
Ever so big.

389
00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:07,690
Big and rich.

390
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:09,670
It'll be here any minute.

391
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,870
She's been going out with him for weeks.

392
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,280
Come in.

393
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,880
Spencer, I never thought I'd see you
again.

394
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,680
Mr Hargraves.

395
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,220
Oh, my God.

396
00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:49,680
Do you think you can do anything with
it?

397
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160
As he be.

398
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,400
Yes. Right, I'll arrange to have your
gas turned off right away.

399
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,739
You're not going?

400
00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:01,680
And when you get a new cooker, they
might allow you a quid on the old one.

401
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,840
Well, if he'd be had it, you'd be lucky
to get that.

402
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,420
Frank Spencer!

403
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:19,440
Mrs Fisher, could you tell me where
your... what his

404
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:20,440
name is?

405
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,300
It's the cold.

406
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,640
And the smell of the gas.

407
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,820
And meeting strangers.

408
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,400
Stop at the stairs at the door opposite.

409
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,620
Thank you.

410
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,700
Oh, that is... Yes, it's Frank.

411
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:11,520
That's Jessica Spencer's son.

412
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,640
The Jessica Spencer.

413
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,220
Who? You must have heard about her.
Everybody's heard about her. No. It's

414
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,660
son. My house.

415
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,200
Oh, Mum, I love him.

416
00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:22,640
You love him?

417
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,320
Nobody don't love the Spencers.

418
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,720
They just keep out of their way.

419
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,940
Mum, you'll grow to like him, really,
you will.

420
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,420
But he never knew his mother.

421
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,320
She's never really liked me.

422
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,700
It's been fair.

423
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,020
You were right and I was wrong.

424
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,300
You are a failure.

425
00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:32,580
I told you, didn't I?

426
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,620
I was right all the time.

427
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:36,900
And I was wrong.

428
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,140
For the first time in my career, I
failed.

429
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,320
No, you didn't. You mustn't think like
that.

430
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,680
Don't you understand?

431
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:48,180
I'm a failure.

432
00:26:49,130 --> 00:26:50,130
I'm the failure.

433
00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:54,630
We decided on that. It was unanimous.
I'm the failure and you're the expert.

434
00:26:54,950 --> 00:26:56,790
Expert? How can I be expert if I'm
wrong?

435
00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:59,190
But that proves you're right, don't you
see?

436
00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,370
Think about it. No, I don't want to
think about it.

437
00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:04,810
Good God, how can I be right if I'm
wrong?

438
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:07,850
Yes, but if you don't know you're wrong,
you can't be right.

439
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,830
It's only when you thought that you were
right that you were wrong.

440
00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:13,070
And now that you know you're wrong,
you're right.

441
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:24,980
To put it another way... No!

442
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,420
No.

443
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,760
No, I just want you to go.

444
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,620
Just leave me alone.

445
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,100
Yes.

446
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:36,120
Well, thank you very much.

447
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:39,620
You've taken a great weight off my
shoulders.

448
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,160
Am I the first failure that you've met?

449
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,580
I don't suppose you often meet people
like me, do you?

450
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:52,460
Mr Spencer, I have never met anybody
like you.

451
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,540
It's not often that anyone does really
know what they really are, is there?

452
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:08,000
If I have any more problems,

453
00:28:08,340 --> 00:28:10,240
I'll know where to come, won't I?

454
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,880
I'm a failure.

455
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,140
Oh, really?

456
00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:19,990
He just told me.

457
00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:22,370
I'm just going out to tell the wife.

458
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:23,870
No.

459
00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:27,650
I'm a failure.

460
00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,630
I'm a real failure.

461
00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:44,950
You soon will be if you don't shift
yourself.

462
00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:31,830
I told you.