1 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:16,141 Coat. 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,854 - Michael just rented "The Devil Wears Prada". 3 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:23,314 He has his Netflix sent here to the office 4 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:27,193 and he watches them in pieces when things are slow. 5 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,069 Steak! 6 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:31,656 Where's why steak? 7 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,159 He's a big Meryl Streep fan. 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,077 So I shouldn't be surprised that he's identified 9 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,746 with her character. 10 00:00:37,787 --> 00:00:39,372 Get me Armani. 11 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,707 A suit? 12 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,459 - On the phone. - Like the main company number? 13 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,002 'Cause I'm gonna have to call information. 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,045 Where's Armani? 15 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,921 He's on the phone, too slow. 16 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,174 You're not going to Paris. 17 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,801 I'm so much better than you. (laughs) 18 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,349 (door opens) 19 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,726 (door closes) 20 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,025 I owe you an apology. 21 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,193 You finished the movie. 22 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,527 Yeah, it was awesome. 23 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,529 Big surprise ending, I won't ruin it for you. 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,615 No, go ahead. 25 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:16,409 - Meryl Streep is the bad guy, never see it coming. 26 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:21,414 Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I'm sorry. 27 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,793 I just want what's best for you, Minushka. 28 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,802 - Macushla, he's watching "Million Dollar Baby". 29 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,556 He's gonna try to kill me. 30 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,310 (upbeat music) 31 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,292 {\an8}Hey dude. 32 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,130 {\an8}I'm shaking them. 33 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,424 {\an8}We're gonna sneeze, one second. 34 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:13,258 {\an8}Okay. 35 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,927 {\an8}What's a good word? 36 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,178 Hi. 37 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,471 Oh, hello. 38 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,347 How you doing? 39 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,140 Good. 40 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:21,266 What is that, a picnic? 41 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,143 Ah no, curtain samples. 42 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,020 {\an8}Ah, well look at me. 43 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,647 {\an8}Living the Dulce de Leche. 44 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,525 {\an8}I'm a very, very lucky man. 45 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,194 {\an8}You know, who loves interior design? 46 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,654 My friend, Todd Packer. 47 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,617 {\an8}He, he's always asking if Jan's carpet matches her drapes. 48 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:44,039 {\an8}He now although he says, 49 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,916 {\an8}that he prefers it when there is no carpet, 50 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,462 which doesn't make sense because I've been to his apartment 51 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,882 and there is shag carpeting all over the place. 52 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:59,262 {\an8}So I guess people's design sensibilities change. 53 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,889 How's everyone doing? 54 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,182 Um you know what, 55 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,433 I'm sort of in the middle of something. 56 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,976 You want to wait in my office I'll be right in. 57 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,811 - Oh yeah, sure. Okay, great. 58 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:07,771 {\an8}Hi Dwight, how are you? 59 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:08,605 {\an8}[Dwight] Hi Jan. 60 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:09,689 {\an8}Jim? 61 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,316 - So what are we talking about here? 62 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,068 - We weren't talking about anything, you just walked up. 63 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,195 {\an8}Yes I did, walked up. 64 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,698 You know what, I read a few years ago, that power walking, 65 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:21,534 {\an8}it's supposed to be very good for you. 66 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,536 And then I read another article that said exercise 67 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,662 is supposed to be good for you. 68 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,040 So, who do you believe? 69 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,208 Jan is waiting for you. 70 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,751 Yes, I know she is Stanley. 71 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:30,585 I know. 72 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,838 So this one goes with my eyes 73 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,174 and this one goes with your eyes. 74 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,677 People have said I have very pretty eyes. 75 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:39,719 You do. 76 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,012 - I haven't heard the same about you. 77 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,389 So let's just go with mine. 78 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,933 Well, they both go with the carpet that I've ordered 79 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,018 and if we go with the brown leather on the sofas 80 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:47,977 and they go with that too. 81 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,062 We already have a sofa. 82 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,021 So why don't- 83 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:50,855 A futon's not a sofa. 84 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,440 It folds up. 85 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,692 You've only seen it flat. 86 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,151 - I know what a futon is Michael. 87 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,195 - Okay, How much is this gonna cost? 88 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,030 - It costs what it costs. No, don't. 89 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,990 - That doesn't even anything. - We've gone through this. 90 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:01,991 Okay we have gone through this, 91 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,201 Yes. 92 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,036 Money has been a little bit tight lately, 93 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:09,708 but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, 94 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,960 am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? 95 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:16,798 No, I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have 96 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:20,301 and my children and my comedy albums. 97 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,512 I mean I have a yacht, 98 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,973 so I obviously did pretty well money-wise. 99 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,226 It's just, you know, you say it's gonna cost what it costs- 100 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,437 (phone rings) 101 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:31,479 Yeah. 102 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,480 - [Erin] Michael it's Ryan for you. 103 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,857 Ah, conniving little rut. 104 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,233 Put him through. 105 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,109 Put him through. 106 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,569 Yes Ryan, my man. 107 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,821 - [Ryan] I sent you an email about the new PowerPoint. 108 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,072 Yes. 109 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,490 Thank you for sending that to me. 110 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,950 - [Ryan] I had IT install the updated PowerPoint 111 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,827 on your computer so you can use it for the presentation. 112 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,912 I really want people there using PowerPoint. 113 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,788 Okay. 114 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,123 Yeah. No, I don't know. 115 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,833 I don't know, I think those IT guys messed up. 116 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,418 - [Ryan] Hold on I'll get them on the phone. 117 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,004 - Well you know, here it is, here it is found it. 118 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:56,880 Sure, I can hold. 119 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,673 (phone rings) 120 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,925 - Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. 121 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:01,801 Please hold. 122 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,274 Schrute Farms, guten tag. 123 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,359 How can I help you? 124 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,445 Yes, we have availability on those nights. 125 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:21,654 How many in your party? 126 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,324 Oh no, I'm sorry. 127 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,201 No king beds. 128 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,827 No queen either. 129 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,413 Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform 130 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,457 to the traditional sizes. 131 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,833 Closest would be twin. 132 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,920 Thank you so much for calling, call back again. 133 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,088 Auf wiedersehen. 134 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,133 Hey Dwight. 135 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,677 None of your business, Jim. 136 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:44,844 You running bed and breakfast? 137 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,262 It is not a BandB. 138 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,349 Agritourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. 139 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,519 It consists of tourists coming to a farm, 140 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,479 showing them around, 141 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,231 giving them a bed, 142 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,857 giving them breakfast. 143 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,695 - Does the Department of Health know about this? 144 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,905 I am not telling you anything. 145 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:04,864 Permits are pending. 146 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,325 Dwight Schrute, Dunder Mifflin. 147 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,535 - [Pam] Hello? I'm looking for a room. 148 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:11,496 - Okay this is a misuse of company phones. 149 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,623 - It says here you cater to the elderly. 150 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,749 Where did you read that? 151 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:15,875 TripAdvisor. 152 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:22,007 - TripAdvisor is the lifeblood of the agritourism industry. 153 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,258 A couple of bad reviews there, 154 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,884 you may as well close up shop. 155 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,012 That's what took down the Stalk Inn, 156 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,973 one of the cutest little asparagus farms you'll ever see. 157 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,726 How many in your party? 158 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,270 Two. 159 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:38,356 - We offer tours of the fields and of the barn. 160 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,524 Perhaps you'd be interested 161 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,318 in Moses' table-making demonstration. 162 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,862 So tonight is available. 163 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:44,863 Can I put you down? 164 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,072 How many people? 165 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,240 Ah just one second, please. 166 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,366 Sure thing. 167 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,869 (phone rings) 168 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,203 Hello? 169 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,205 - Do you wanna stay at Schrute Farms tonight? 170 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,999 - Wow, we had been wanting to get away. 171 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,503 - So I forgot to tell you that I need the car tonight. 172 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:04,049 Oh, actually I need the car. 173 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:04,883 Why? 174 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,468 For improv? 175 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:10,138 Oh why don't you just pretend that you have a car, 176 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,849 good practice in case you ever do a scene where you need 177 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:13,975 to pretend you have a car. 178 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,895 - Used to have two cars, traded them in. 179 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,190 Now we're down to one, good economic sense. 180 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,818 Although the new car is a Porsche for her. 181 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:25,945 One cardigan. 182 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,657 One sleeping cardigan. 183 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,119 One sleep apnea mask. 184 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,416 What about my cherub figurine? 185 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,876 You took that with you. 186 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,463 - No, I left it on my night table, your night table, 187 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:44,422 by the lamp. 188 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,424 You are incorrect. 189 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,468 I was recently scrubbing my room of memories 190 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,803 and I didn't see it there. 191 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,681 Fine. 192 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,557 - My girlfriend and I broke up recently 193 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:57,477 and I must say I am relieved. 194 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,938 It gives me a chance to sell my wild oats. 195 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,272 In the Schrute family, 196 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,900 we have a tradition where when the male has sex 197 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,986 with another woman, he's rewarded with a bag of wild oats 198 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:09,698 left on his doorstep by his parents. 199 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,325 You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, 200 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:13,201 whatever you want. 201 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,077 I don't care. 202 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:14,869 They're your oats. 203 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,540 - The bar uses an applause meter. 204 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,167 That is why it is so important that you all come 205 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:25,672 and applaud only for my band, Scrantonicity 2. 206 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:30,135 Not Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. 207 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,262 Michael, can I count on you? 208 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,264 - You cannot I have a thing tonight. 209 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,098 Damn it. 210 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,268 Uh Michael. 211 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,602 What? 212 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,063 - That reminds me if the invitation still stands, 213 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:44,024 Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight. 214 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,735 Oh no. 215 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:49,904 I have a thing tonight, stinks. 216 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:50,739 Darn it. 217 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,948 Shoot. 218 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,992 - What do you got going on tonight? 219 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,036 - You wouldn't understand, it's a secret. 220 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,955 - I wouldn't understand or it's a secret? 221 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,666 - You won't understand Jim, it's a secret? 222 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:09,883 (bus engine roaring) 223 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,092 - [Michael] I'm sorry Mr. O'Brien, 224 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,844 I didn't mean to interrupt your dinner. 225 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,554 I just have a very exciting offer. 226 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:17,057 My records indicate that you have expressed interest 227 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,767 in losing some weight. 228 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,810 Well, what if I told you that I have a pill 229 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:23,355 that will make you 50 pounds lighter in five minutes? 230 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,898 How would that sound? 231 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,107 Amazing right? 232 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,401 Well, it won't be that fast, 233 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,154 but it will, it will be that easy. 234 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,409 - [Jim] I can't believe this place is real. 235 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,204 I mean, I had heard about his beet farm for years, 236 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,080 but I never thought- 237 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,289 The Beets Motel. 238 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,208 The Beets Motel. 239 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,001 That is wow. 240 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:45,835 Thank you. 241 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,171 The Borscht Hotel. 242 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,673 Ah. 243 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,758 The Embassy Beets Radish Inn. 244 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,863 I'm sorry ma'am, 245 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,407 I thought you were on our do-call registry. 246 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,908 My apologies. 247 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,369 Listen, while having on the line, let me ask you a question. 248 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,955 In a perfect world, how much would you weigh? 249 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,873 I just love sales. 250 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,835 I love it to death, it's as simple as that. 251 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,796 And I don't get to do enough of it as a manager. 252 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:34,676 So I took this second job, kind of as a hobby. 253 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:38,054 Some people have golf for relaxing. 254 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,140 What's going on here? 255 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,058 Hey, I just got off the phone 256 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,852 and I was gonna make another call. 257 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,147 - We're a legit operation with a license from the city, 258 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,273 I can show you. 259 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,899 We pay minimum wage against commission. 260 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,693 Nope, they're with me so, 261 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:55,280 this is Nick Figaro, manager to the stars. 262 00:10:56,406 --> 00:11:00,118 - Diet pills is a good business, high turnover. 263 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,661 We don't pay well, but so what? 264 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,455 They just read from the script. 265 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,873 Some stay a month. 266 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,125 Vikram has been here the longest. 267 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,376 You want to talk to a good salesman? 268 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,627 You talk to Vikram. 269 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,421 - Well I'm the only one who's not lazy. 270 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,966 - We have three rooms, each with a different theme. 271 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,343 What are the themes? 272 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:20,305 - America, irrigation and nighttime. 273 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,598 Irrigation. 274 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,599 Nice. 275 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,892 I'll put you down irrigation. 276 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,436 Now then, do you have any special needs 277 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,104 or dietary restrictions? 278 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:31,149 - Yes, we will be requiring a bedtime story. 279 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,025 No. 280 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:33,860 Not even Harry Potter? 281 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,986 No Jim, come on. 282 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:35,820 - [Mose] But you promised- 283 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,322 Mose bags, now. 284 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,577 (door slams) 285 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,912 How will you be paying? 286 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,914 I got this one. 287 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,335 There you go. 288 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,754 - I'm sorry, we only take MasterCard or Diners Club. 289 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,005 You take Diners Club? 290 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,592 Ah, Pam, Diners Club? 291 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:58,385 No. 292 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,763 Dwight, Diners Club? 293 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,181 I have a Diners Club card. 294 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,474 Great, let's put on that. 295 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,520 I'll pay you back. 296 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,729 Very well. 297 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,400 (group chattering) 298 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:18,238 - Everybody in the conference room in five minutes. 299 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,075 These meetings are useless. 300 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,619 - I just wanna remind you to stick to the script. 301 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,079 It's been proven to work. 302 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:31,042 So make the call, say the lines, make the sale. 303 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,752 Got it? 304 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,379 Very inspirational. 305 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,298 (group laughs) 306 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,676 - We're offering a $50 bonus tonight to the guy 307 00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,802 with the most sales, okay? 308 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,886 Or woman? 309 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:42,971 Or train seal. 310 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,349 - You can make jokes when you've made a sale there rookie. 311 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,183 Okay? 312 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,855 [Dwight] Here we are. 313 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,691 The irrigation room, very special room. 314 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:55,692 So I'll come and get you before 315 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,110 the table-making demonstration. 316 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,570 And as of this morning, 317 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,406 we are completely wireless here at Schrute Farms. 318 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,700 But as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, 319 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,660 we'll get that power back on. 320 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,453 Alrighty. 321 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,082 Hmm. 322 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,669 Hmm, I'd say one in six. 323 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,963 What? 324 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,214 - I thought you asked me what our chances, 325 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,841 we're being murdered here tonight. 326 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:20,842 (Pam chuckles) 327 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,677 You know I just realized, 328 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,430 this is Pam's and my first night away together. 329 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,016 I used to play it over my head 330 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,311 and it was just a little bit different. 331 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:35,648 Maybe a nice hotel or a romantic dinner, wine, 332 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,652 but wine that wasn't made out of beets. 333 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,947 Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all. 334 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,993 And I, I always imagined less manure. 335 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,497 I mean some manure, just less. 336 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,832 Mose what are you doing? 337 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,125 No Mose. 338 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,127 Put the, put the manure down, put it down. 339 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,213 Do not throw it, do not, aw. 340 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,507 Yes is Mr. Hudson there? 341 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,133 - [Mr. Hudson] Yeah, who is this? 342 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,886 I'm just calling because you responded positively to- 343 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,013 [Mr. Hudson] Michael? 344 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,056 Stanley? 345 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,434 - [Mr. Hudson] Why are you calling me here at home? 346 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,645 - Señor are you happy with your long-distance survey? 347 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,939 - [Mr. Hudson] Micheal, Michael I know that's you. 348 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,441 Why are you calling me here at home? 349 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,528 - Have you con, have you considered satellite television? 350 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,987 - [Mr. Hudson] Michael, I know that's you. 351 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:23,988 I know your voice. 352 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,532 All right. 353 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,283 - [Mr. Hudson] Why are you calling me here at home? 354 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,328 - [Customer] When I'm at home at night in my own house, 355 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,247 in my sweats drinking some red wine, 356 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,873 watching my mystery stories. 357 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,167 The last thing in the whole god-forsaken world 358 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,045 I wanna hear is the voice of Michael Scott. 359 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,672 - Well, your son sounds like he's really motivated. 360 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,550 I think it's crazy that the coach won't play him frankly. 361 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,969 My office. 362 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,595 You bet. 363 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:50,849 - Just dial the number on the sheet and stick to the script. 364 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,184 Say those words exactly, got it? 365 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,186 I don't know why we have to keep having this conversation. 366 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,189 - Look, I know sales and I had that sale. 367 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,315 I just needed a few more minutes. 368 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,275 - To seal the deal. - A few more minutes, 369 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,735 is a waste of our time. 370 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,611 - It's not a waste of time. - It's a trading game. 371 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,071 No. 372 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,656 - You give a quick pitch. You make the sale and move on. 373 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:07,866 That's how Vikram does it. 374 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,451 - Vikram doesn't have my people skills. 375 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,162 - Good for Vikram because he outsells you every night. 376 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,708 - Now, I hope this conversation has helped. 377 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,214 - "And Harry saw the white hand raise its wand 378 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,800 and felt Voldemort's surge of vicious anger, 379 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:30,055 saw the frail old man on the floor writhe in agony, 'Harry'. 380 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,474 It was over as quickly as it had come. 381 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,351 Harry stood shaking in the darkness, 382 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:37,687 clutching the gate into the garden, his heart racing." 383 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,731 - You know what, here's the thing about "Die Hard 4", 384 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,608 "Die Hard 1", the original, 385 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:45,403 John McClane is just this normal guy, you know. 386 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,074 He's just a normal New York City cop who gets his feet cut 387 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,450 and he gets beat up. 388 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,202 But he's an everyday guy, 389 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,705 in "Die Hard 4", he is jumping a motorcycle 390 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,791 into a helicopter in the air. 391 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,667 Yeah. 392 00:15:58,708 --> 00:15:59,876 You know. 393 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,252 - He's invincible. - [Colleague] Totally. 394 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,671 - It's just sort of loss with "Die Hard 1", 395 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,922 it's not "Terminator". 396 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,758 - Dude, you should review movies. 397 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,093 Oh my God, yes. 398 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,678 - I'm telling you, yeah you should. 399 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,595 I actually wrote a movie. 400 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,304 Really? 401 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,806 I'm writing one, yeah. 402 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,807 [Colleague] What's that about? 403 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,892 Um, sort of a spy thriller. 404 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,602 Hey what's so captivating? 405 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,523 I love captivating things. 406 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,274 And this must really be captivating 407 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,443 because it's keeping you off the phones. 408 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,611 I mean time is your money. 409 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,114 That's how I know how captivating it is 410 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,282 because how much time you've spent talking. 411 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,161 (door bangs) 412 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,790 - [Jim] Wait, you're going out there? 413 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,667 [Pam] Yeah, coward. 414 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,504 (thumping sound) 415 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,644 Oh my God. 416 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,187 What century is this? 417 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,026 - Are there any circumstances where you would be interested? 418 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:06,985 [Customer] No. 419 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,155 What if these were magic pills 420 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,323 that could make you invisible? 421 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,867 Want a big bottle then, right? 422 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,120 And a map to the sorority shower. 423 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,163 - [Customer] I don't want diet pills. 424 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,664 Okay. 425 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,082 Hey, how about this? 426 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:24,252 Um, you run a dental practice, right? 427 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,838 You use paper. 428 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,507 I can get you all that you need from a top company, 429 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,884 30 cents a ream. 430 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:31,718 [Customer] Really? 431 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,011 - Mm-hmm. 432 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:33,970 - [Customer] That's way below the company I use. 433 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,013 Staples? 434 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,431 [Customer] Dunder Mifflin. 435 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,312 - Well, good luck with all your weight loss, blah, blah. 436 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,647 [Colleague Man] Michael, 437 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,232 a bunch of us are going to get dinner, you in? 438 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,692 - Oh no, I'm brown-bagging it tonight. 439 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,985 - [Colleague Man] Ah. - [Colleague Woman ] Ah. 440 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,195 Come on it'll be fun, you never eat with us. 441 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,029 [Colleague Man] Come on. 442 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,364 Another time, thanks. 443 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,782 - See you later. - One of these days Michael. 444 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:54,616 Okay. 445 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:58,787 What'd you get tonight? 446 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,332 - Oh, it looks like mixed masala, eggplant and rice. 447 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,292 Oh that looks good. 448 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,836 - And what about you, a peanut butter flavor again? 449 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,757 - I am going with the vanilla crisp this evening. 450 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:12,801 Enjoy. 451 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,760 Thank you. 452 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,890 I was a sergeant back home. 453 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,558 - Really? - Yeah. 454 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,935 - I wonder what I would have been back home. 455 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:22,936 Well this is your home. 456 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,937 Well, I don't know. 457 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,481 But it's so competitive here. 458 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,110 What's a dollar worth in your land? 459 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,862 Medical school must cost like 40 bucks 460 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:33,988 or a dockie or something? 461 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:34,948 Ah no. 462 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,786 - I would have been Chief of Surgery. 463 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,916 Or a cowboy. 464 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,627 (Dwight wails) 465 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,173 [Pam] Ah, your turn. 466 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,801 (floor creaks) 467 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,772 (door knock) 468 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,067 - [Dwight] Come in, did you have another nightmare. 469 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,448 Hey Dwight. 470 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,076 Oh, Jim. 471 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,996 I thought you were Mose. 472 00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,456 Does Mose have nightmares? 473 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,335 Oh yes, ever since the storm. 474 00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,508 Is everything satisfactory with your stay? 475 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,470 Yeah, yeah. 476 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,679 [Dwight] Great. 477 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:43,516 - Just thought I heard crying or moaning 478 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,726 or something in here. 479 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,606 - Oh, well I'll look into that in the morning. 480 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,070 Thank you for bringing that to the attention of the staff. 481 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,698 Goodnight Dwight. 482 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,504 (Dwight wails) 483 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,635 - Hey, so we're all gonna go out for a beer. 484 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:19,886 You wanna come? 485 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,179 - We'd love for you to come, Michael. 486 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,515 - Thanks no, I have to work in the morning so. 487 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,307 All right next time dude. 488 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,350 It's okay. 489 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,184 See you guys. 490 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,229 Hey, how you doing? 491 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,149 You drive, had too much wine. 492 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,025 Okay. 493 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,403 How was yoga? 494 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,279 I didn't go. 495 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:39,155 Why, why not? 496 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,115 Just didn't. 497 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,075 Okay. 498 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,034 How was improv? 499 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,163 Goodnight Vikram. 500 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,164 Goodnight. 501 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,249 Hey, congrats on the bonus. 502 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,500 Thank you, Michael. 503 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,043 - I'm gonna have one of these nights. 504 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,254 - Well, if you concentrate and make your calls faster yeah. 505 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,299 Goodnight. 506 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,134 Goodnight. 507 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:04,889 Pam, 508 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,975 you don't think they'll mind if we take the shampoo, do you? 509 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:07,851 - Uh-uh 510 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,643 Okay. 511 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,815 (door slams) 512 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,905 Thank you Mose. 513 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,076 Everybody poops. 514 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,246 Yes, I do. 515 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,041 - There's no other way to get rid of the food. 516 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,543 Where's the Dwight? 517 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,544 Gone. 518 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,545 Where'd he go? 519 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,921 His day place. 520 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:37,922 The office. 521 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,132 What office? 522 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,884 Hmm. 523 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:45,055 - Mose, Angela hasn't been around here much lately, has she? 524 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,264 Angela? 525 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,308 - Angela, she used to stay here sometimes. 526 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,310 Angela 527 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,866 (door slams) 528 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:21,424 Michael. 529 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,300 Hmm. 530 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:24,969 Morning. 531 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:25,845 Hi. 532 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,978 (door slams) 533 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,939 Hey Dwight, how are you? 534 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,773 Pam. 535 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,026 You okay? 536 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,155 - I am better than you have ever been or ever will be. 537 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:48,076 - You left so early, I figured you'd get here before us. 538 00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,328 - Yeah, well maybe I went to the gym 539 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,621 and did a thousand sit-ups 540 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,790 and a thousand pushups and a thousand pull-ups. 541 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,543 Did you? 542 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,504 - Maybe I walked around downtown Scranton, 543 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,965 listening to awesome music on my Walkman. 544 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,466 Did you? 545 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,385 - I sat in my car by a lake somewhere. 546 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,224 Hey guys. 547 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,434 What's happening? 548 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:14,019 How's my favorite branch doing? 549 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,023 Okay, Michael why don't you start us off? 550 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,735 - Um, that wasn't much of an introduction. 551 00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,406 - Ladies and gentlemen, your boss, Michael Scott. 552 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,033 Still lame, okay. 553 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,785 All right, um. 554 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:35,415 Thank you Ryan, for that wonderful introduction. 555 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:39,502 Okay, um. 556 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:44,716 Today, we're going to be talking about PowerPoint, 557 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:51,222 PowerPoint, PowerPoint, PowerPoint. 558 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,725 Yes I forgot about Ryan's presentation 559 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:56,353 and yes it would have been nice to do well 560 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,813 with the first presentation that he'd given me. 561 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,358 But you know what else would have been nice? 562 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:02,359 Winning the lottery. 563 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:07,113 And the best way to start is to hit, start. 564 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:11,242 and up comes the toolbar. 565 00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,619 That's what she said. 566 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:17,207 What we have to do here is go to run. 567 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:21,961 And then you look up to PowerPoint 568 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,091 and we are in. 569 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,343 We are going to register. 570 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,387 You hit register. 571 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,847 Updates are ready, I should update. 572 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:36,976 Estimated time, 12 minutes. 573 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,229 So this should take about 5 or 10 minutes. 574 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,398 - This is the first time you've opened PowerPoint. 575 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:42,899 Why? 576 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,067 - You didn't prepare a presentation at all, did you? 577 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,528 You know what I had a really rough night 578 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,113 and my boss can back me up on that. 579 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,406 I'm your boss. 580 00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:50,907 My other boss, Mr Figaro. 581 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:52,867 You have another job. 582 00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,578 - What I do between 5:30 PM and 1:00 AM 583 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:59,666 is nobody's business but mine and my other businesses. 584 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,668 Are you cocktail waitress? 585 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:05,422 - You cannot have a second job if it affects your work here. 586 00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,297 It won't. 587 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,257 It did, already. 588 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,426 Okay honestly, 589 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:12,262 it is unlikely that I was gonna figure this out anyway. 590 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:15,265 (Kelly laughs) 591 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,433 You're so funny. 592 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:17,475 Why is Darryl here? 593 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:18,601 He works in the warehouse. 594 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,477 I invited him. 595 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,979 It's not a party. 596 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,772 Darryl back downstairs, this isn't the information you need. 597 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,065 This information here? 598 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,401 Yeah, you're right. I don't need this. 599 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,403 Okay. 600 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,321 (Kelly moans) 601 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,489 Hey, come on. 602 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:34,826 Um, see you later tonight. 603 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:35,910 I've got plans later. 604 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,162 Okay, bye honey. 605 00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,046 - How long until you actually get this presentation ready? 606 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,714 - Why don't you do this presentation? 607 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:48,798 - Because I don't want- - I mean you know 608 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,883 how to do it. 609 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:51,468 - What I really want honestly Michael, 610 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:52,761 is for you to know it, 611 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:53,970 so that you can communicate it to the people here 612 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,472 to your clients, to whomever. 613 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:56,514 Oh okay. 614 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:57,807 What? 615 00:25:57,849 --> 00:25:59,434 It's whoever not whomever. 616 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,643 No to whomever. 617 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,520 - No whomever is never actually right. 618 00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:03,521 No sometimes it's right. 619 00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:04,814 Michael is right. 620 00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:06,691 It's a made-up word used to trick students. 621 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,695 - No, actually whomever is the formal version of the word. 622 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,072 Obviously it's a real word, 623 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:13,865 but I don't know when to use it correctly. 624 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:14,824 Not a native speaker. 625 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,159 I know what's right, 626 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:18,370 but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks 627 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,288 who didn't come see my band last night. 628 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,581 - Do you really know which one is correct? 629 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,041 I don't know. 630 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,626 - It's whom when it's the object of the sentence, 631 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,419 then who, when it's the subject? 632 00:26:26,461 --> 00:26:27,504 That sounds right. 633 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:28,838 - Well it sounds right, but is it? 634 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,423 - How did Ryan use it as an object? 635 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,841 - As an object? - Ryan used me as an object. 636 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,009 - Is he right about that- 637 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,344 How did he use it again? 638 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,388 - It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject 639 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:39,015 to explain the computer system the object, 640 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:42,268 to whomever, meaning us the indirect object, 641 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,312 which is the, the correct usage of the word. 642 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:46,981 - No one asked you anything ever. 643 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:48,525 So whomever's name is Toby. 644 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,485 Why don't you take a letter opener 645 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:51,444 and stick it into your skull? 646 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:52,404 Wait, this doesn't matter. 647 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,155 And I don't even care. 648 00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:56,408 Michael, you quit the job or you're fired here. 649 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,874 (door opens) 650 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:09,254 - Okay um, I'm about to quit my full-time job. 651 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:12,716 My second full-time job at the diet pill company, 652 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:13,925 have a long story, 653 00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:18,221 but I think I basically covered it by now. 654 00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:21,933 Um, I've never done this before. 655 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,437 I've never quit anything in my life. 656 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:31,526 So you are filming history right here. 657 00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:34,863 Okay, all right. 658 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:35,989 Let's rock and roll. 659 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:37,699 Let's do it. 660 00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:40,535 Nick, 661 00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,371 I had a dream last night that I had two full-time jobs. 662 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,750 One here at the Lippafredizone diet pill company. 663 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:47,584 Lipophedrine. 664 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,210 And the other, 665 00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:51,713 I was a regional manager of a small paper supply company 666 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:52,881 called Dunder Mifflin. 667 00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:54,424 Never heard of it. 668 00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:57,844 - In this dream, I did both of these jobs beautifully 669 00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,012 and I loved it. 670 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,847 And everybody loved me. 671 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:03,099 The truth is, I can't do this. 672 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,351 I don't have any time to eat. 673 00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:06,019 I don't have any time to sleep. 674 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:07,562 - Then when did you have this dream? 675 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,439 I made it up, Nick. 676 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:10,315 Are you quitting? 677 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:13,610 I am. 678 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:14,819 Come back anytime. 679 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,654 Don't forget to disinfect your headset. 680 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:20,992 - I was never in this for the money, 681 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,246 but it turns out that the money 682 00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,123 was an absolute necessity for me. 683 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,959 I tried to live the dream. 684 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:34,839 I tried to have a job, a girlfriend, another job, 685 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,132 and I failed. 686 00:28:37,842 --> 00:28:39,844 But the good thing about the American Dream, 687 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:45,058 is that you can just go to sleep and try it all again, 688 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:57,529 My biggest worry would probably be my mortgage. 689 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,866 Um, my second biggest would be the fear of death, 690 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:06,454 um while being destitute. 691 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:08,289 My third, 692 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:12,002 well I'm having nightmares about a monster who's chasing me, 693 00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:16,131 who wants money, but I have none, um. 694 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,841 - In the winter we have snowball fights, 695 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:19,050 in the fall and the summer, 696 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,553 Mose has to make do with whatever he can find. 697 00:29:21,594 --> 00:29:24,889 Last week, he built a manure man, almost as big as himself. 698 00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:28,435 What are you... 699 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:31,938 I am gonna kill you. 700 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:32,856 Ahhh (spits) 701 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,107 Ahhh (spits) 702 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:37,152 It got in my mouth! Damn it Mose! 703 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:40,363 (gentle piano music) 704 00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:42,991 (upbeat music)