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[beeping]
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[Ted hums]
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[announcer on PA] Amy,
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could you please come to the seafood
department? Amy to the seafood department.
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{\an8}[vocalizes]
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{\an8}Okay, we got eight cans of cat food,
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{\an8}eight packs of smokes,
and one coconut water.
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{\an8}- [scoffs]
- Are you sure you need
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{\an8}all them cigarettes, Ms. Halpern?
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Don't you worry, Teddy.
If I die, the cats know what to do.
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{\an8}[chuckles] Okay. Total's 94.09.
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Hmm. [grunts]
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[Ms. Halpern] Eight, nine.
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- Keep the change.
- I appreciate it.
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And give your mom a squeeze for me.
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Oh. Yeah, will do.
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- Here you go, ma'am.
- Thank you.
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Of course.
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- Hey, Ted.
- Hmm?
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Can I go on break?
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Yeah. Go nuts, man.
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[PA chimes]
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[announcer] Price check needed
on aisle seven.
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Hey, Vanessa.
Can you cover me for a minute?
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Hell, yeah. You do you, king.
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Thanks, m'lady.
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Mm-hmm.
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[whoops] Oh, boy.
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[chuckling] Oh, oh, what a day.
What a haul. Yeah.
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There we go.
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{\an8}- You ever have this stuff?
- [stammers] No.
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{\an8}Thirty seconds in the microwave,
it's as good as people food.
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{\an8}- You steal all that?
- Heck yeah. Perks of the job. Am I right?
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Yeah. As a little boy,
I saw the musical, Oliver.
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Then I saw Aladdin as a teenager.
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Both those things made stealing
look so cool, I had to give it a shot.
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Now I'm addicted to it.
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Heck, I haven't paid for razors
in almost three years.
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I've saved 9,000 bucks.
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- Don't you worry about getting caught?
- Actually, I don't.
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Nope.
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Probably due to my deeply ingrained
white male privilege.
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Yeah. I mean, heck,
I don't even like licorice.
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[announcer] Ted, please report
to the manager's desk.
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- Ted to the manager's desk.
- Oh, snap.
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Bet he saw us on the security cameras.
Hey, do me a favor.
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Put all this junk back,
a-as well as the cigarettes you took,
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and, uh, I'll smooth things over
with the boss. Cool?
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Yeah, cool, cool. Okay.
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- Hey, 'cause I can't go back to prison.
- [stammers]
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- Hey, how you doing?
- Hi there.
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- [baby coos]
- I know.
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Coach?
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Joe Conrad? [chuckles]
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225 career tackles, 21 sacks,
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all-American, all-conference,
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and all-around good guy.
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You forgot about that mule I stole
from Central Missouri.
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I did, but a mule never forgets.
[chuckles]
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- Thought that was elephants.
- Yeah, maybe.
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I can't remember. How you been, man?
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I'm great, Coach.
I got married five years ago.
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Been working for my father-in-law.
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- We just had our first baby, Jake.
- Oh,
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and here I am thinking this was
just an elaborate fanny pack.
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Nice to meet you, Jake.
How you doing? [chuckles]
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What about you, Coach?
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I heard you were over in England
coaching soccer or something.
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Yeah, been there, done that,
bought the T-shirt,
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and now I use it to wash my tires.
[chuckles]
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No, came back home a couple of years ago
to be with my little boy, Henry,
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who ain't so little no more.
I'm just making up for lost time.
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Making school lunches,
playing lots of Fortnite together,
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trying to help him become
the best version of himself.
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Just like you did for all of us.
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That's kind of you to say.
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There you are. Jesus.
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I thought you ran off with the baby.
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Sweetie, guess who this is.
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The assistant manager.
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- This is Coach Lasso.
- It is?
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- You are?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- The man you refer to as--
- The greatest role model of my life.
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Coach, this is my wife, Tabitha.
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Hey. Nice to meet you.
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Hi. A-And you work... You work here?
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Yes, ma'am. Yeah, well, part-time.
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Though I use the employee discount
full-time 'cause, let me tell you,
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it takes a buttload of PBandJ Uncrustables
to have enough energy
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to play video games all weekend.
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- [chuckles] That is awesome.
- [chuckles]
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That is awesome, right, baby?
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I am so confused right now.
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- [manager] Ted, manager's desk now.
- Hmm. Uh-oh.
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- Urgent. I repeat, urgent!
- They're playing my song. I gotta run.
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- Really nice to meet you, Tabitha.
- Yeah.
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You too, Jake. Joe, great to see you.
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Maybe I'll see you on the Battle Bus soon, huh?
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Yeah. All right now.
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- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
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Baby, can I get a PlayStation?
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Hey, sorry about that, Ronnie. What's up?
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Oh, Michelle called. Sounds like Henry
got in some kind of trouble at school,
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and y'all got to go
and talk to the principal. [chuckles]
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- Okay. You mind if I duck out early?
- Sure.
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Hey. Hey, Vanessa,
need you to cover for Ted this afternoon.
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I got you, Daddy.
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She's high as a kite,
but she's never missed a day.
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Plus, the ex-wife hates her.
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Yeah, I bet. Okay, I'll see you.
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Hey, Ted, you want to tell me
why I saw your ass
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stealing a bunch of shit
on the security cameras?
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Oh, yeah, uh, sorry about that,
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but... [stammer] ...don't worry.
Tyler set me straight.
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Won't happen again, all right?
See you next week.
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[gentle music playing]
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
I-I got here as quick as I could.
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- That's okay.
- Did you get a haircut?
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Oh. Yeah, a couple weeks ago.
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- Oh. Looks nice.
- Thanks.
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- So, what's going on?
- I don't know.
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- They didn't tell me anything. I don't--
- Yeah.
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- Oh, hi.
- [door closes]
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Thank you both so much
for coming in on such short notice.
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- Of course.
- Can I offer you some tea?
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- Uh, no, thank you.
- Hmm, yeah,
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- I'd rather suck sweat from a horse butt...
- Okay.
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I mean, no, thank you.
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Mr. Casey, is everything okay with Henry?
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[sighs]
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Uh...
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Henry will be graduating next week,
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{\an8}but, here at Manning Elementary,
we don't like to pass on our problems.
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{\an8}A teacher found some very disturbing, uh,
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{\an8}poetry in the back of Henry's notebook.
And I quote...
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{\an8}[clears throat]
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{\an8}"I got a letter from the government
the other day. I opened and read it.
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{\an8}It said they were suckers."
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Suckers is underlined.
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- Oh, wow. Okay.
- Oh.
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"They wanted me
for their army or whatever.
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Picture me giving a damn, I said never."
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[clears throat]
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{\an8}Well, I give a damn.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}I give a damn... very, very much.
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- Mmm. Sure.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly.
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[chuckles, clears throat]
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Thanks. [chuckles]
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Boy, oh, boy, that was a whole lot
of something about nothing. [chuckles]
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How do you get to be a principal without
knowing the lyrics of Public Enemy?
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I reckon most antiquated institutions
ain't too keen on encouraging folks
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- to fight the power these days.
- [chuckles]
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Well, thank the Honorable Elijah Muhammad
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that Henry will be
out of here in two weeks.
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Yeah, I think a change of scenery
will be good for the little guy.
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- Yeah. [sighs]
- Mmm.
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Okay, well, I better get back.
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Yeah. How's work going, by the way?
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- It's exhausting.
- Mm-hmm.
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Derek put me
on another bullshit faculty committee,
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and it's eating up all my time, and I...
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[coach] Ready, go!
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Good goal.
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See you at the game tonight, Coach?
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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- Um... Yeah, no, I'll see you tonight.
- It's okay. Okay.
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Oh, hey, remember to charge his iPad.
You hung me out to dry last time.
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The only thing at zero percent
should be your doubt that it will be done.
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- Okay. [chuckles] Bye.
- All right.
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[cheerful music playing]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Keeley chuckles]
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[vocalizes]
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- Oh... Did he not see us?
- [Higgins] What? Uh...
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[Higgins humming] Hmm.
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- Um.
- [Keeley] Hmm.
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- Should we...
- [Keeley] Uh...
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- [smacks lips] Yeah, maybe we...
- ...go in?
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- What?
- Oh.
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- [gasps] Oh.
- Yes.
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- Rebecca and Keeley in Kansas.
- Ooh. [chuckles]
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Higgins in shorts. Oh, my.
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I feel unleashed, Ted.
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- Yeah. Get in here.
- [shrieks]
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- [all laughing]
- How're y'all doing? What the heck?
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- What a nice surprise.
- Hi. [chuckles]
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I did reach out several times actually.
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Oh, I'm sorry about that.
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- Hey, y'all hungry?
- [gasps] Oh, I'm starving.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Well,
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I could try that Kansas City barbecue
you were always prattling on about.
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Oh, I know just the spot.
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Get ready for some
good old-fashioned Midwestern hospitality.
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- [bell rings]
- Hi, may I help you?
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[all gasp]
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Oh, hey, sorry, Gwen,
they're from out of town.
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Ted! [chuckles]
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- [both] Ted!
- Hey, fellas!
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Now did you just come in here
for a quick sniff,
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or do you want the usual?
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We're going to do the usual times four, please.
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You got it.
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Four president's trays, please.
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- [both] Four president's trays, please.
- Aight.
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- Oh.
- [Rebecca] Mmm.
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- [Higgins] Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Mmm.
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- Mmm. Oh, shit.
- [Ted] Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
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- Oh.
- Battle wound.
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Your hero's journey
has now crossed the threshold.
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[laughs] I love the food in Kansas.
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Yeah. Well, actually,
we're in Missouri right now.
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Kansas is just right across the street
over there.
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It's confusing. I know.
Hey, let's play a game.
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Everybody's gotta say what they've
been up to the last couple of years.
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You only get ten seconds, and you can't
say anything about work. All right?
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- Higgins, go!
- [mumbling]
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Oh. Caught you mid-rib. That's my bad.
I'll tell you what, I'll go first,
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- okay. Uh, let's see.
- Okay.
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I moved back home, loving life.
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Um, my mom's moving out
of my childhood home.
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- That's a whole thing.
- Oh.
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And, uh, oh, Henry grew a foot.
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[stammers] Uh, you know, in height,
not a third one.
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- [both] Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, all right, Higgins, you're up.
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- [mumbling]
- Oh. Yeah, savoring every bite.
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I love that. All right, keep cooking.
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Quick pivot. Keeley, what do you got?
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Oh, uh, designed new uniforms
for the women's team.
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- No, but that's work.
- No, that's work. Shit.
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- Uh, ooh, just landed a sponsor--
- That's work as well.
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Damn it. Yes, all right, Higgins.
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- Barbara and I just booked a spa weekend.
- There you go.
235
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,593
Yeah, for our annual work retreat. Fuck.
236
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,136
- Hey, darn good try.
- Oh, my God. Hmm.
237
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,846
And what about you and Roy?
How y'all doing?
238
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,764
Yeah, we're great.
Just really, really good friends.
239
00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,475
Mmm. How about that?
Is that how Roy sees it too?
240
00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,728
- Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.
241
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,605
Okay. Yeah, no, that's complicated. Okay.
242
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,315
All right. Rebecca, your turn. Come on.
243
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:10,527
Uh, Matthijs and I are happily still
in our honeymoon period thanks to,
244
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,488
- you know, distance, and Zoom sex.
- Mm-hmm.
245
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,450
Uh, oh, I finally watched Breaking Bad.
Hilarious.
246
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,037
- And, uh... Uh...
- Come on, three seconds.
247
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,706
I've recently switched
my favorite color to green.
248
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,583
Mmm, and I envy your ability to change.
249
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,044
- Thank you.
- Oi, did that really happen?
250
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,587
- I don't know. I panicked.
- Oh.
251
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,964
All right, Higgly Wiggly.
Come on, your time to shine, baby.
252
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:34,468
Oh, oh, okay. Uh, um, um, Julie gets more
and more beautiful every day.
253
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,346
- [both] Aw.
- My son Dana gave himself a tattoo.
254
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,140
We think it's a taco or-or Australia,
255
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,600
- we-we're not really sure.
- Hmm?
256
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:45,354
Oh. We just got heated flooring
in our bathroom at home. I'm obsessed.
257
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,315
Oh, ain't no better piggies than a bunch
of warm little piggies, I say.
258
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,526
- [laughs] Yep.
- Know what I mean? Yeah. All right.
259
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,070
So, come on, talk to me.
What the heck are y'all doing here, huh?
260
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,614
[Higgins] Uh, okay,
for a few different reasons actually.
261
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,743
I'm going to the American Jazz Museum
tomorrow down on 18th and Vine.
262
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,287
- They've got Benny Goodman's shoes, Ted.
- Hmm. Ooh.
263
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,456
And tomorrow afternoon,
264
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,334
we're all going to watch
the KC Current football match.
265
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,418
Hmm.
266
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,170
Check out
their state-of-the-art facilities,
267
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,840
do some research
for Richmond's new women's team.
268
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,509
- Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
269
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,885
How about that?
270
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,596
So, of all the ladies' soccer joints,
in all the towns, in all the world,
271
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,724
y'all just happen to walk into mine, huh?
272
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,441
We want you to coach our women's team.
273
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,987
To lay the foundations
of the Richmond culture
274
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947
that you created with our men.
275
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:39,700
[scoffs]
276
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,120
Hmm.
277
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,000
Are you trying to sabotage this team
now too, or something?
278
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,877
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
279
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,629
- [Rebecca] No, quite the opposite.
- [chuckles]
280
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,841
Last time, I hired you
for all the wrong reasons.
281
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,970
This time, I absolutely want to hire you
for all the right ones.
282
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,725
Oh, man. Well, that's...
that's a mighty kind offer, um...
283
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,393
Let me sleep on it, yeah?
284
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,729
Oh. Of course.
285
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,732
Thank you. Okay.
Hey, look, I hate to oogie and boogie,
286
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,234
but little guy's gonna be home
from school, so you mind if we skedaddle?
287
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,569
- Absolutely.
- Okay. Great. Oh.
288
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,529
And-and if y'all aren't dealing
with the jet lag later,
289
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,947
come on and check out Henry's soccer game.
290
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,741
- Yeah, we'd love to.
- Yeah.
291
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,618
- Good, good, good.
- Don't you mean football, Ted?
292
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,620
Uh, no, sir, we're in America, my friend.
293
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,247
We call it soccer,
and I've got dollars in my pants,
294
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,166
and we use elevators to go up
to our apartments
295
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,876
where we poop French fries
into our diapers.
296
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,044
Hmm?
297
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,922
[clicks tongue] I'll grab this for y'all.
Come on.
298
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,841
- What is--
- I don't know.
299
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,384
Come on.
300
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,261
[car hoots]
301
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:46,475
[sighs]
302
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,781
[sighs]
303
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116
Hmm. [scoffs]
304
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,334
[Henry] Dad, I'm home.
305
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,258
[voice] So you can see
I've got my stains ready to go.
306
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,802
Press the tip onto the stain to release...
307
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,428
I'm pressing... I'm...
308
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,681
- Oh, crap. I don't know what happened.
- [sighs]
309
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,849
Now it's worse than before.
310
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,433
[ringing]
311
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,229
- [Rebecca] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- [ringing continues]
312
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,022
[breathes heavily]
313
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,441
Hello, you.
314
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,902
Hey... [speaks Dutch] How was your flight?
315
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,362
Uh, yeah. Good.
316
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,697
Complimenten the captain.
317
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,823
You made great time,
318
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,993
especially considering you were
fighting the North American jet stream.
319
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,829
Oh, you know,
I love it when you talk pilot to me.
320
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,456
Ah, you mean when I say stuff like,
321
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,210
"Right now we are using maximum thrust
to compensate for the headwind."
322
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,045
Oh, you're going to make me play
with myself.
323
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,463
Hi, Rebecca.
324
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,841
Jelka! Hello!
325
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,134
Where are her friends, Papa?
326
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094
Why does she have to play by herself?
327
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,264
- [speaks Dutch]
- Aw. [sighs]
328
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,348
[speaks Dutch]
329
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,976
- I'm so sorry. [chuckles]
- [chuckles] No problem.
330
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,812
But hey, how did it go? Did he say yes?
331
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,774
Uh, Ted, uh, no. Not yet. But he will.
332
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,526
I think.
333
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,611
I hope.
334
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,695
[sighs] I don't know.
335
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,072
[speaks Dutch]
336
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,408
Uh, "You can always give up tomorrow?"
337
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076
- Very good.
- Thank you.
338
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,120
- [knocks on door]
- Oh, I've gotta go. That's Higgins.
339
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,247
You can tell by
the syncopated time signature.
340
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,709
On your way back, I hope you'll fly
at a high altitude to reduce drag
341
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,171
and take advantage
of the tailwind. [kisses]
342
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,215
[sighs] Stop it.
343
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,300
- [speaks Dutch]
- [speaks Dutch]
344
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,428
Oh, what happened to you?
345
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,890
With the jet lag and all the pork,
I fell asleep.
346
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:50,974
Mmm. That's okay.
347
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,601
On the toilet.
348
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,894
[groans]
349
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,771
- [sighs] Could I have some tea?
- Mm-hmm.
350
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,773
All that's left
in my room is decaffeinated.
351
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,316
- [groans]
- [groans]
352
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,400
Did you hear the news?
353
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819
What, about the new Hermès collection?
354
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,864
We have very different TikTok algorithms.
355
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,326
No, the Twickenham FC women's team
has folded.
356
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829
Oh.
357
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,540
[sighs]
358
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,502
"A well-intentioned
but unsustainable financial liability
359
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,421
that was draining resources
from the men's team."
360
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,007
This is exactly what
I've been worried about, Rebecca.
361
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:28,178
Right, yes,
but it'll be different for us... somehow.
362
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,347
Yes, we shall succeed
where others have failed
363
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,102
for some unknown reason out there,
somewhere, somehow.
364
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,436
Well said, Leslie.
365
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521
- Mmm.
- Hmm.
366
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,815
Regardless, I should let Keeley know.
367
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,860
Oh... No, I'll do that.
368
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,696
- [mutters]
- I don't like to squash her enthusiasm.
369
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,322
Mmm. I'm not sure that's possible,
370
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,366
but agreed. [yawns]
371
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,121
Oh, and Alice Chilton has thrown her hat
into the ring to manage the women's team.
372
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,539
Coach Chilton?
373
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,165
I don't think she likes me very much.
374
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,501
Oh, it's not you. She doesn't like anyone.
375
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:03,422
Oh, wonderful. So if Ted says no
and we can't hire a growling Rottweiler,
376
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:08,719
there's always Alice Chilton waiting
in the wings, growling even louder. Hmm.
377
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,137
Thanks, Leslie.
378
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,349
Thank you. [yawns, groans]
379
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,517
[sighs]
380
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,938
Oh, fuck it!
381
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,859
[Ted] All right, before I put on
any music, can you please remind me
382
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,653
of our one and only rule
about you listening to hip-hop?
383
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,783
I can hear all the words.
I just can't say all the words.
384
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:35,871
And allow me to now add that you can't
write down any of the words either.
385
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,581
- You get it.
- Yeah.
386
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,665
Don't worry.
387
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,418
Your mom and I talked about it.
We're gonna let it slide, all right?
388
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,503
But I will say,
389
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,548
as a young fellow from a generation that
is so acutely aware of keeping receipts,
390
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,550
- that was a fumble by you, man.
- [chuckles]
391
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,552
Never leave a paper trail. [clicks tongue]
392
00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,803
Mm-hmm.
393
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,431
Hey, by the way, you're gonna have some
special guests at your game today.
394
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,682
- Really?
- Yeah,
395
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,643
Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins are in town.
396
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,811
Want to come watch you play.
How about that?
397
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,605
Are they just here to watch me play?
398
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,981
No, no.
399
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,193
Actually, um, well, get this,
they offered me a job.
400
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,070
They want me to coach that
new women's team
401
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,656
they got over there in Richmond.
402
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,868
Uh, are you gonna do it?
403
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,164
Mmm, no. No way, man.
404
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,999
No, I ain't going nowhere.
405
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,794
You're stuck with me,
buddy boy. [chuckles]
406
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,213
All right, let's get you in the zone.
Here we go.
407
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:28,089
["Can't Truss It" playing]
408
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,008
♪ Bass in your face, not an eight track ♪
409
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,468
♪ Gettin' it good to the wood ♪
410
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,012
♪ So the people give you
Some of that reactin' to the facts ♪
411
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,723
♪ That I kick and it stick
And it stay around ♪
412
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,808
[whistle blows]
413
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,062
Come on, guys! Set the tone! Wake up!
414
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,900
My new condo is the perfect amount
of space.
415
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,236
It's all seniors,
but they don't allow Fox News playing
416
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,904
in any of the common areas.
417
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,781
Plus, there's a pickleball court.
418
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,408
Pickleball? What's that?
419
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,535
Oh, it's like tiny tennis,
420
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,871
only much louder
and you're not allowed to move.
421
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039
Oh, that'll be right up your street.
422
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,249
- Leslie!
- [gasps] No, I didn't!
423
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,834
- Oh, here we go, here we go.
- Henry!
424
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,920
[Ted] Nice move, Henry. There you go.
425
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,801
- [crowd cheering]
- Nice, Henry!
426
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:13,886
Come on!
427
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,054
- Attaboy! [chuckles]
- [Keeley] Whoo!
428
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,806
- Whoo!
- He is so fast!
429
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,809
Oh, Dottie, thanks for letting us sit
on your, uh...
430
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,227
Wait, what are they called again?
431
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,062
- It's called a Tush-Cush.
- Tush-Cush.
432
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,147
No need to thank me.
433
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,691
I'm not having anyone in my family
parking their buns
434
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,067
on this hard metal bench.
435
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,485
It really is very comfortable.
436
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,071
Yeah, everything in Kansas
is really cushy.
437
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,867
No, actually, we're in Missouri now.
Kansas City, Missouri.
438
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,452
- Oh.
- How many cities are in this city?
439
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,745
[Dottie, Ted, Michelle] Two.
440
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,829
What?
441
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,415
They offered you a job, didn't they?
442
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,668
They want me to coach the women's team.
443
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,378
That's amazing.
444
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,088
I'm not gonna do it.
445
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,966
- Why?
- What do you mean, why?
446
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,304
Ted, do you want to take that job?
447
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,472
No.
448
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098
Oklahoma.
449
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,851
I don't know.
450
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,526
All right, Henry! Let's go, baby!
451
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,112
- Henry, I'm open! I'm open!
- [groans]
452
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407
- [whistle blows]
- [groans] Don't gamble, Lasso!
453
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,827
- Make the easy pass. You hear me?
- [grunts]
454
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,206
- Besler, get in for Lasso.
- [whistle blows]
455
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,250
[coach] All right, Henry, you're out.
456
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,126
[whistle blows]
457
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,545
What, are you out of your mind?
458
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,588
He's the best player on your team!
459
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,090
Mom, Mom, Mom. You keep yelling like that,
460
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,967
they're gonna make you watch
from the car again.
461
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,928
Have a seat, Mbappé.
462
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,012
[sighs]
463
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,640
[sighs]
464
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,893
Ted, why aren't you coaching Henry's team?
465
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,355
Oh, I kind of realized that coaches
and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs.
466
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,232
Hmm.
467
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,111
[sighs]
468
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:56,446
[scoffs]
469
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,449
There you go, big guy.
470
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452
- Hey, great game.
- Wish I got to play in it.
471
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,163
Oh, come on. You were too good.
They had to take you out.
472
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,832
Kids. They're kids, man.
473
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,792
You know, if you want,
I could always say something to Coach.
474
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,920
No, no. Don't do that.
Really, I... I'm fine.
475
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,256
Okay. You got it.
476
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,051
Um, have a good week, all right?
I'll see you on the Battle Bus. [chuckles]
477
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,355
[coach] All right, man.
I'll see you next week.
478
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,237
Hey, Coach, you got a sec?
479
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,488
Not really, Ted.
480
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,823
Hell, half of one then.
481
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,451
Look, I really appreciate
what you're trying to teach Henry.
482
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,786
Y'know, I used to have a player
like him always playing in cursive
483
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,455
when I just needed the young fella
to play in print--
484
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832
Ted. You're a coach, so I know you get it.
485
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,168
Uh, get what?
486
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,338
How annoying it can be when parents
meddle in their kid's business.
487
00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,799
Hmm, well, I'm not sure Tina Knowles
would agree with you,
488
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,010
but... [chuckles]
...I hear what you're saying.
489
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,262
No, um... Hey, have a good night, Coach.
490
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,347
You too, Ted.
491
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,237
I love jet lag.
It's like fucking time travel.
492
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,531
The Kansas City me is six hours ahead
of the London me,
493
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,282
and I've already worked out,
494
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,077
eaten the biggest breakfast burrito
I've ever seen in my life,
495
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,245
worked out a second time,
496
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,082
and returned all of my emails
before the shops here are even open.
497
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,960
Well, could you send one of
your time travel emails to yesterday me
498
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,461
- and tell her to wear a bib?
- [chuckles]
499
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,047
Everything I own is covered
in barbecue sauce.
500
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,507
Kansas looks good on you.
501
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,300
Uh, unless this is fucking Missouri.
502
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,678
Oh! A wishing fountain.
503
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,304
- Oh. What?
- Hold this.
504
00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,224
Oh, you don't really believe in...
505
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,059
- Of course you do.
- [sighs]
506
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,645
- [squeals]
- Come on then, what did you wish for?
507
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,021
How much is it gonna cost me?
508
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,982
- [chuckles]
- Hey, no littering.
509
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,942
- What?
- Oh, officer, I'm sorry--
510
00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,195
Gotcha. [chuckles]
Happy to know I still got it.
511
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,531
Especially after my bullshit suspension.
512
00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,368
- Have a fantastic day, ladies. [whistles]
- You too.
513
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,912
- He was lovely, wasn't he?
- Oh, God, I couldn't last here a week.
514
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,873
- Everyone's too nice.
- Mmm.
515
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,624
You know,
when I got my coffee this morning,
516
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,918
the barista tried to give me a hug.
Can you imagine?
517
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,171
- Ryan? Oh, he gives great hugs.
- [sighs]
518
00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:18,630
Did you know that him and his girlfriend
519
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,174
just decided to open up
their relationship?
520
00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,425
Yes, I know.
521
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,260
I know that his father
went back to college.
522
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,345
I know that his sister is bisexual.
523
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,347
I know everything there is to know
about Ryan.
524
00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:31,185
And I know that I wish Ryan and I
just had a little more mystery between us.
525
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,020
Wait, "dazzle me moi"?
526
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,688
- [gasps]
- Come on now.
527
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,565
Oh...
528
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,233
["I Don't Want to Know" playing]
529
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:40,110
[exclaims, grunts]
530
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,112
[pants] Oh, my God.
531
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,740
Oh.
532
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,867
Like disco balls for your feet.
533
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,161
I hope they have the other one.
534
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,289
Yeah, that's nice.
535
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,250
If it didn't have all the bits
and bobs on it. Who wears this shit?
536
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,960
Good morning, ladies.
537
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,545
- Hi.
- Hi, hello.
538
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,005
I'm Tammy Dineen.
539
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,258
So let me know if you two life-size Barbie
dolls need a hand with anything, okay?
540
00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,426
- Thank you.
- [chuckles]
541
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,511
[chuckles]
542
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:07,930
[squeals]
543
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,389
[whispering] She didn't hear me, did she?
544
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:11,642
{\an8}["Oh, Lady Be Good" playing]
545
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:22,152
[music continues]
546
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,738
Is this, uh...
547
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,782
Oh.
548
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,537
[clears throat] Ooh. Hi, um, excuse me.
549
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,164
- Will the jazz museum be opening shortly?
- No, sir.
550
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,832
It's closed for a private event.
551
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,752
- Oh.
- The Abramowitz Bar Mitzvah.
552
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,130
Rumor is the parents hired
Janelle Monáe, Ariana Grande,
553
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:45,634
and, uh, someone else real tiny.
554
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802
Bruno Mars?
555
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,012
- That's the one.
- Ah.
556
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,723
- You can come in here if you want.
- Uh. What's this?
557
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,101
Uh, it's a museum dedicated
to Black baseball players.
558
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,477
Oh.
559
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,396
Yeah, it's not for everyone.
560
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565
Oh, no, no, no. I-I love Black people.
561
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,275
- Hmm.
- I mean, not all of them.
562
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,943
- Hmm.
- O-Only 'cause you can't love
563
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,111
all of anything, right?
564
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,156
I-I mean, I-I just don't know anything
about baseball.
565
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,284
It-It's like cricket, right?
566
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,287
'Cause you both use hard white balls.
567
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,080
You know what, I mean,
I'd love to. [chuckles]
568
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,708
- That'd be ten dollars, please.
- Yes, of course, I am so sorry.
569
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,334
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
570
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,346
[sighs]
571
00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,267
Hey, uh, Dottie,
the tag here says ten bucks.
572
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,643
How about five? Huh?
573
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:41,565
Oh, boy. I brought that back from Italy,
gosh, 30 years ago now.
574
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,651
Handmade by a Vatican priest.
575
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,237
- I got to have it. Here's 20.
- What?
576
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,989
- Oh. [chuckles]
- What are you doing?
577
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,824
Babe, I was doing something.
578
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,910
You gotta let me haggle.
579
00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,829
Mom, Michelle and I gave you that lamp
five years ago for Mother's Day.
580
00:24:55,913 --> 00:25:00,334
Well, like the man once said,
hardest part of sales is the lying.
581
00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,754
Here's all that stuff
Henry wanted to sell.
582
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,715
Uh, he said he'll only take 20%.
You can have the rest.
583
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,467
Sweet kid. I'll give him 12.
584
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,094
I will let him know.
All right, I should get going.
585
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,180
Oh... [stammers] ...actually,
will you price all this stuff
586
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,182
before you go? Four bucks apiece.
587
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,227
[sighs] All right, fine. Um...
588
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:20,604
What...
589
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,775
- What the heck?
- That can be yours for five dollars.
590
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,984
Yeah, but I gave it to you.
591
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,819
Ten dollars.
592
00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,738
It was a gift from the head coach.
593
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,783
Oh, uh, hey.
Fun fact about this mixing bowl.
594
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,493
[sighs]
595
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,995
And I know the women
can't have a team plane yet,
596
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,872
but what about a team train?
597
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,792
With an ice bath and massage tables
for the team
598
00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,045
and a fancy caboose with a bar
for the owner and her best mate.
599
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,506
Keeley, uh...
There's something I need to tell you.
600
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:48,966
- [Tammy] Y'all doing okay?
- I ju--
601
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,176
Yes, she's just trying on the suit
that you got for her.
602
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,637
Did I get your size right,
Glamazon with pajamas on?
603
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,058
Uh, yes. I just...
I'm just not sure it's me.
604
00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,268
Well, like I always say,
605
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,437
wearing new clothes
is like a vacation for your body.
606
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,231
- Ooh, I like that.
- [Tammy chuckles]
607
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,859
Come on, get on out here
and show us what you got.
608
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,318
Yeah, come on, Rebecca. Let's see.
609
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,987
- [sighs, clicks teeth]
- [Tammy] Mm-hmm.
610
00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,740
- [Keeley gasps]
- [exclaims] Well, consider moi dazzled.
611
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,409
- Oh, you look incredible.
- Yeah, no, no,
612
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,536
- it's-it's, uh, quite nice.
- [Tammy] Mmm.
613
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,788
Oh, I love this place.
Is it all yours, Tammy?
614
00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,999
Oh, yes, ma'am. I used the cash
from my divorce settlement.
615
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,876
Figured it's about time to be my own boss.
616
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,503
The only thing I didn't consider
was a goddamn recession.
617
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,213
But luckily, a couple of summers ago,
618
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,090
when Taylor Swift was performing in town,
619
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,719
one of her backup singers,
a wingless angel of color,
620
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,263
she floated in, bought an outfit,
posted it on her Insta.
621
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:39,308
We've been popping and hopping,
and gals have been shopping ever since.
622
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,684
Women helping women, am I right?
623
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,768
[gasps]
624
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,314
So what do you think, Rebecca?
625
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,650
- Oh, God. I'll take it.
- [Keeley] Yes!
626
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,694
[chuckles] Looks, brains, and good taste.
627
00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,238
She is beautiful.
628
00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,656
I'm obsessed. [chuckles]
629
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,201
[gasps]
630
00:26:57,284 --> 00:27:01,705
["K.C. Blues" playing]
631
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,007
Satchel Paige,
the biggest star of the Negro Leagues.
632
00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,595
Some say he is
the greatest pitcher of all time,
633
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,475
better than Cy Young, Sandy Koufax,
Nolan Ryan.
634
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,685
Well, those are certainly some names...
635
00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:25,062
- Mm-hmm.
- ...of baseball men.
636
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:30,317
[chuckles] In your terms,
think Duke Ellington, John Coltrane,
637
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,653
and Louis Armstrong all rolled into one.
638
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,988
Whoa. Well, blow my top, Daddy-o.
639
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,657
- Uh, now you get it.
- [chuckles]
640
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,534
- [fans cheering]
- [guide] See, Satchel was a showman.
641
00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:42,579
He had a wild throwing style
and all these crazy names for his pitches.
642
00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,291
The Hesitation, the Midnight Creeper,
the Dipsy-Do.
643
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:50,045
Many thought old Satch would be the first
to break the Major League color barrier.
644
00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:51,755
He wasn't.
645
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,423
[TV presenter] Manager Dressen
thanks Hero Robinson.
646
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,134
[guide] But he finally got in
at the age of 42.
647
00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,554
[commentator] And in comes
Cleveland's Satchel Paige.
648
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:03,308
[guide] Oldest rookie in history,
and he was still incredible.
649
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,019
Yeah, the Negro Leagues were glorious.
650
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,314
They didn't do it for fame or fortune.
651
00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,818
They did it because to not play
would have been unacceptable.
652
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,779
My favorite saying of old Satch's was,
653
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,574
"Ain't no man can avoid
being born average.
654
00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,410
But there ain't no man
that got to be common."
655
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,080
- Hmm.
- Look around.
656
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,874
You see it.
657
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,255
[guide] None of these men were common.
658
00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,302
They're immortal.
659
00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,887
- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm.
660
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,933
[clicks teeth, blows]
661
00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:49,104
- Oh. You're a natural. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
662
00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:50,480
Thank you, Charles.
663
00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,150
You know, their story is quite similar
664
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,820
to how women in England weren't allowed
to play football for years.
665
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,030
Mmm.
666
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,156
Not similar.
667
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,742
Sorry, uh, what happened here, much worse.
668
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,620
Much, much worse. Much, much, much, much.
669
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,330
I can't stop saying much for some reason.
670
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,123
Is there a gift shop I can support?
671
00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:11,376
[chuckles] It's right over here.
672
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,921
So when did they start letting women
play soccer in the UK?
673
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,088
1971.
674
00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,466
- Damn, that's recent as hell.
- I know, right?
675
00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,011
And you're sure all it needs is a battery?
676
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,262
That's right.
677
00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:25,224
And if not,
it'll still be right twice a day.
678
00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,309
Hmm.
679
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:29,770
Okay, Mom, I gotta go.
680
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,564
Oh, actually, Teddy, could you bring
the box down from your bedroom?
681
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,149
It was too heavy for me.
682
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,401
[groans]
683
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,569
Thank you, baby.
684
00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:41,448
- [sighs]
- I love you, my big strong baby boy.
685
00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:42,533
Mm-hmm.
686
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:53,335
[sentimental music playing]
687
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,834
[high-pitched ringing]
688
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,713
- [sighs]
- Thanks, honey.
689
00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,008
You remember when Dad used
to take me to his work?
690
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,468
Oh, of course. You loved it.
691
00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:44,636
Yeah.
692
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,889
Every time I went up there,
folks would get so excited,
693
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,516
treat me like
I won a contest or something.
694
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,728
[chuckles] Let me raid the vending machine
695
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,772
or race around on those fancy
office chairs they had up there.
696
00:30:55,856 --> 00:31:00,360
Talking about what a great guy Dad was.
You know... just... it was fun.
697
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,696
Yeah.
698
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,658
Hey, why don't you ever ask me
about my job?
699
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,704
I mean, no one does, you know?
Not you. Not Michelle, Henry.
700
00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,040
Well, I'm sure I have.
701
00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,416
- I've--
- Mom.
702
00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:19,588
Well. If you don't care about it,
why should I?
703
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,381
Whoa.
704
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,799
Teddy Bear.
705
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,760
You didn't love going to work
with your father
706
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,470
'cause of how it made you feel.
707
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:29,431
You loved being around
how his job made him feel.
708
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,977
It's good for a boy to see his father
do something he loves.
709
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,103
[sighs] Hmm.
710
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,606
Take the job.
711
00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,903
For crying out loud, Mom.
712
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,988
You tell me that my son needs me,
so I've got to come home.
713
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,615
Now you're telling me I should go back?
714
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,159
What the heck am I supposed to do,
split myself in half?
715
00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:51,286
You'll figure it out.
716
00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,499
Oh, hey, that is pure silk from India.
717
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,543
A personal gift from Mr. Yul Brynner.
718
00:31:57,626 --> 00:31:59,169
["Be" playing]
719
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:06,093
♪ There's no way around it
You piss me off ♪
720
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:10,472
♪ There's no sense about it
I've heard enough ♪
721
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:14,726
♪ Just let me be ♪
722
00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,398
As you may know, CPKC is the first
privately funded stadium in the world
723
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,775
built solely
for professional women's soccer.
724
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,402
- Hmm.
- Love that blazer, by the way.
725
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,405
Oh, thank you. It's a Dazzle Me Moi.
726
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,156
- [groans] Tammy's incredible.
- Hmm.
727
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,241
- [person] Hi, Katie.
- Hi.
728
00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:32,160
[gasps] Ooh, I think we should
build our own stadium.
729
00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,704
I think we should play a match first.
730
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,455
Right, yeah, of course. Yep, I know, yeah.
731
00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,958
Hey, Katie. A bunch of questions for you.
732
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,253
It's like walking around Wonka's
chocolate factory with Veruca Salt.
733
00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,463
I want a stadium now.
734
00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,841
Well, the women's team
does need our support.
735
00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,886
'Cause ain't none of those women
are common, Rebecca.
736
00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:52,598
- What are you wearing?
- What are you wearing?
737
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:54,766
Hmm. Good point.
738
00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:57,394
[Ted] Hmm.
739
00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,562
You okay, Ted?
740
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,106
Yeah, just running some laps up here
in the old noggin.
741
00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,525
I dig this fit. You look like Mookie
from Do the Right Thing.
742
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,360
- Ooh, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
743
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:07,946
[cheerful music playing]
744
00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:14,244
Come on! Bring it on, yes!
745
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:22,211
[cheering]
746
00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:30,636
Oh, my God! [sighs]
747
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,361
[Rebecca cheers]
748
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,906
The energy here is incredible. Whoo!
749
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:58,121
Yes-a! [cheers]
750
00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,424
- Bye, Ted.
- Bye.
751
00:34:09,507 --> 00:34:11,217
I love Kansas City.
752
00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,512
- Yeah.
- Great to see how the sausage is made.
753
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,849
You're the sausage.
754
00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:20,310
- Oh. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
755
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,646
This is one of my see you soon hugs, yeah?
756
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,772
[chuckles]
757
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,607
My goodbye hugs last for days.
758
00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,818
- Oh, I remember.
- Good.
759
00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,697
[Keeley] Hello.
760
00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,156
Hey. Mr. Higgins.
761
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,449
- Ted, I'm gonna miss you.
- Hmm.
762
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,369
And I'm going to miss
the hot Midwestern air
763
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,661
flowing through my leg hair.
764
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,205
The air's gonna miss them calves.
765
00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:43,500
- [chuckles] Ah, man.
- [chuckles] Take good care.
766
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,168
Oh boy, that's a lot of food.
767
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,629
- Don't look at me. It's hers.
- Hmm.
768
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,715
I hope you left some for the rest of us.
769
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,717
Well, what can I say, Ted?
Kansas City barbecue's changed me.
770
00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,261
Hmm. Well, if you eat all that food,
771
00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,096
you're gonna change the toilet
on that plane.
772
00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,517
[both chuckle]
773
00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,227
And, hey, I'm sorry you came out
all this way
774
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,396
to not get the answer you're looking for.
775
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,859
I can't take the job. I got to stay put.
This is home.
776
00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:13,655
You know, sometimes home
is just a state of mind.
777
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,787
Just a little something to remember me by.
778
00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,040
[chuckles]
779
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,043
- Thanks, boss.
- Hmm.
780
00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,009
Bye, Ted. God bless you.
781
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,387
You better hurry
or you'll miss that plane.
782
00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:39,181
It's my fucking plane, Ted.
It's not going anywhere.
783
00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,141
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
we were doing Casablanca here.
784
00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,267
- Never seen it.
- Oh.
785
00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:44,937
- Never will. Hmm.
- Good for you.
786
00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:47,481
["Kansas City" playing]
787
00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,275
- [attendant] Ms. Welton, welcome aboard.
- [Rebecca] Thank you so much.
788
00:36:00,536 --> 00:36:04,414
♪ I listen to you time and time again ♪
789
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,628
♪ While you tell me just what's right ♪
790
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:15,509
♪ And you tell me
A thousand things a day ♪
791
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:20,472
♪ Then sleep somewhere's else
In the night ♪
792
00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,851
♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪
793
00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,691
♪ And I love you dear ♪
794
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:33,235
♪ But just how long ♪
795
00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:38,323
♪ Can I keep singing the same old song? ♪
796
00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:42,327
♪ And I love you dear ♪
797
00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:44,913
♪ But just how long ♪
798
00:36:45,497 --> 00:36:49,751
♪ Can I keep singing the same old song? ♪
799
00:36:50,252 --> 00:36:53,922
♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪
800
00:36:55,799 --> 00:36:58,343
♪ And I love you dear ♪
801
00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,263
♪ But just how long ♪
802
00:37:01,346 --> 00:37:06,518
♪ Can I keep singing the same old song? ♪
803
00:37:06,602 --> 00:37:09,813
♪ I'm going back to Kansas City ♪
804
00:37:17,779 --> 00:37:18,780
[sighs]
805
00:37:18,864 --> 00:37:22,868
[sentimental music playing]
806
00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:41,947
[sighs]
807
00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:53,667
[sighs]
808
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:00,966
[chuckles]
809
00:39:02,843 --> 00:39:04,344
[typing]
810
00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,986
[sighs] Come on, man.
811
00:39:22,738 --> 00:39:23,739
[phone chimes]
812
00:39:26,116 --> 00:39:27,701
[chuckles]
813
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,369
[phone chimes]
814
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,292
[sighs]
815
00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:42,466
Hmm.
816
00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:54,728
Mmm, nope.
817
00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:57,314
[theme music playing]