1 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:44,330 WOMAN: The tradition of our sisterhood at Phi Gamma Kappa 2 00:00:44,389 --> 00:00:47,602 goes back to the days when cotton was king. 3 00:00:48,839 --> 00:00:53,425 And just as it has been for generation after generation, 4 00:00:53,579 --> 00:00:58,613 the friendships you have so lovingly cultivated and nourished here 5 00:00:58,629 --> 00:01:03,556 will remain amongst the most treasured possessions of your lives. 6 00:01:06,422 --> 00:01:11,186 Through times of happiness and times of sadness, 7 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:14,684 good fortune and tribulation, 8 00:01:14,789 --> 00:01:19,288 you will always remember this time together. 9 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:26,728 You are at a crossroads, a junction in your lives. 10 00:01:26,789 --> 00:01:31,748 May the road you travel speed you towards your dreams and goals 11 00:01:31,809 --> 00:01:37,601 with no sudden curves or detours to divert you from your path. 12 00:01:39,469 --> 00:01:45,868 For those of you who are graduating, this is your farewell ball. 13 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:48,621 Congratulations, girls! 14 00:01:48,699 --> 00:01:51,252 And God bless you! 15 00:01:55,256 --> 00:01:57,911 [DRUM ROLL] 16 00:02:01,682 --> 00:02:05,478 Now, ladies and gentlemen, I have the pleasure of presenting 17 00:02:05,479 --> 00:02:10,706 the queen of the Phi Gamma Kappa spring ball, 18 00:02:10,749 --> 00:02:14,585 Miss April Delongpre. 19 00:02:19,595 --> 00:02:24,836 And her fiance, Mr. Chad Douglas Fairchild. 20 00:02:28,552 --> 00:02:34,063 President of our brother fraternity Alpha Lambda Chi. 21 00:02:34,128 --> 00:02:36,498 The next time we all will be dancing 22 00:02:36,538 --> 00:02:39,646 together will be at their wedding. 23 00:03:33,062 --> 00:03:35,599 CHAD: This is a dream come true for me, baby. 24 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:39,087 From the moment I first laid my eyes on you, 25 00:03:39,138 --> 00:03:42,842 I knew that one day you'd be my wife. 26 00:03:46,588 --> 00:03:48,766 And this is just the beginning. 27 00:03:49,808 --> 00:03:51,659 I've got it all planned out. 28 00:03:53,428 --> 00:03:55,575 What I want is to make you happy. 29 00:03:57,163 --> 00:04:01,443 What I want is to give you everything your little heart desires. 30 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:04,757 What I want is to run away to a tropical island 31 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:07,033 somewhere and live in a grass hut. 32 00:04:07,228 --> 00:04:09,047 Eat coconuts for the rest of our lives? 33 00:04:09,098 --> 00:04:11,948 Coconuts and mangoes and papayas. 34 00:04:11,978 --> 00:04:14,545 Don't do this to me. You're driving me nuts. 35 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:16,458 That's the idea, Chad. 36 00:04:39,637 --> 00:04:40,798 April. 37 00:04:41,408 --> 00:04:43,848 We got a present for you. 38 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,656 Come on. 39 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:48,217 Your hair! 40 00:04:48,278 --> 00:04:50,408 It's beautiful. Hello, darling. 41 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,705 Your hair looks great. 42 00:04:55,718 --> 00:04:57,377 Outrageous. 43 00:05:01,688 --> 00:05:03,822 What are you girls up to? 44 00:05:04,527 --> 00:05:06,396 It's for your wedding night. 45 00:05:06,397 --> 00:05:07,932 We can't wait. 46 00:05:10,339 --> 00:05:15,262 Frederick's of Hollywood? What do my little sisters think I am? 47 00:05:17,113 --> 00:05:19,060 Good Lord, look out! 48 00:05:19,757 --> 00:05:21,978 Hey, what are you doing? 49 00:05:23,331 --> 00:05:25,153 Okay, that does it. Okay. 50 00:05:25,197 --> 00:05:27,238 You're in for it now. I'm going to get you. 51 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:38,973 Get off my sister! 52 00:05:58,355 --> 00:06:00,044 That's a hell of a shot, son. 53 00:06:00,847 --> 00:06:03,895 If your dad and I weren't keen on you being a lawyer, 54 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,042 I'd sponsor you on the Pro Tour. 55 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:10,159 Senator, I like things to work. I like them nice and neat. 56 00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:14,734 One of these days you'll hook a shot and get stuck in the rough. 57 00:06:14,747 --> 00:06:16,505 That's gonna give you character. 58 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:19,162 I mean that with all best intentions. 59 00:10:01,196 --> 00:10:05,341 [♪ "WHO DO YOU LOVE?" BY GEORGE THOROGOOD] 60 00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:04,173 Come on, April. One more time. 61 00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:06,664 Please, we really should go home. 62 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,915 Just one more time. It's so much fun. 63 00:11:08,995 --> 00:11:13,447 I'll get them off for you. I used to be an elephant tamer. 64 00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:17,233 Kyle, leave them be. This one's on the house. 65 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:29,699 How about you, princess? Wanna take a spin? 66 00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:31,182 I'm not a princess. 67 00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:32,823 I knew a real one once. 68 00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:35,911 She was from the Sudan. Her daddy was king for a day. 69 00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:38,717 You better do what he says. 70 00:11:38,835 --> 00:11:42,510 If you don't, he'll hold your kinfolk hostage. 71 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,279 I'd really rather not. 72 00:11:44,295 --> 00:11:46,901 Come on, April, one more time. 73 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,345 You'll love it. 74 00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:52,427 I've known a May and a June, but never an April. 75 00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:55,775 I wish I could persuade you to get on that ride. 76 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:59,192 Wipe the seat off for the princess. It'll make her feel better. 77 00:11:59,193 --> 00:12:01,679 If not for him, then for me. 78 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:05,456 My blood pressure's high, my days are numbered, 79 00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:08,057 there's only so much more a man my age can take. 80 00:12:09,115 --> 00:12:11,421 Come on, we're going home now. 81 00:12:11,975 --> 00:12:13,735 Could you please let them out? 82 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,425 Cut them loose, Speed. 83 00:12:16,965 --> 00:12:19,257 You tried hard, but you can't win them all. 84 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:25,703 Round one goes to the princess. 85 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:39,234 He must like you, girls. He usually doesn't back down so easy. 86 00:12:46,545 --> 00:12:49,229 Is there a Miss Delongpre in the crowd? 87 00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:51,305 April? 88 00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:58,000 Darling, I'm talking to you. I found this on the ground. 89 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:07,828 Thank you. 90 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,387 How do I know who you are, princess? 91 00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:14,040 How do I know you're the real April Delongpre? 92 00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:18,858 And who's this good-looking devil? Your husband? 93 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,003 - Not yet. - Two more weeks. 94 00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:24,219 Choo-Choo. What kind of name is that? 95 00:13:24,315 --> 00:13:27,135 His real name's Chad. She just calls him Choo-Choo. 96 00:13:27,165 --> 00:13:28,774 May I have my wallet back, please? 97 00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:31,646 You bet, April. Anything you say. 98 00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:40,676 Hey, Choo-Choo. I wanna wish you the best. 99 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:59,959 You say hello to your mommy and daddy for me. 100 00:14:00,054 --> 00:14:01,884 Tell your daddy I'm looking forward to 101 00:14:01,894 --> 00:14:04,630 a special dance with him at the wedding. 102 00:14:06,164 --> 00:14:09,320 Come on, let's go for a ride. Get a motel room. 103 00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:10,937 What do you say? 104 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:14,588 APRIL: We'll have the rest of our lives to be together. 105 00:14:15,901 --> 00:14:19,159 You drive me crazy. You do. 106 00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:22,503 I'm never sure about you. I never know what you want. 107 00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:26,720 [GIGGLING] 108 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,246 Bye-bye. 109 00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:37,472 It won't be long now, sugar. 110 00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:02,858 April. 111 00:15:02,864 --> 00:15:05,502 Mrs. Chad Douglas Fairchild. 112 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,983 Ready for the wedding? 113 00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:12,261 Oh, Chad, you drive me crazy. 114 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,971 Does your mama know where you are? 115 00:15:31,814 --> 00:15:33,514 Can anybody identify you? 116 00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,012 Her name's Kay. 117 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,726 How well do you know her? 118 00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:38,984 Since kindergarten. 119 00:15:39,014 --> 00:15:42,804 What's she got on her mind? Why are you following me? 120 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:47,347 What you got down there? How's it doing? Wanna come with me? 121 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,105 Which one of you girls wanna come with me? 122 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,758 You better use it while you got it, 'cause it won't last forever. 123 00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:02,340 Smiley, Buck, you cheap sons of bitches. 124 00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:05,172 One day this carnival will come down around you, 125 00:16:05,204 --> 00:16:08,298 if you don't start putting some money back into it. 126 00:16:08,444 --> 00:16:11,088 You gotta spend money to make money. 127 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,459 Fuck you, Perry. 128 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:16,452 That's good, Smiley. "Fuck you" covers just about everything. 129 00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,764 I paid for that beer. 130 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:20,604 Don't be so goddamned stingy. 131 00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:24,275 What goes around comes around. The more you give, the more you get. 132 00:16:26,214 --> 00:16:29,672 Reality's all in how you perceive it. Isn't that right? 133 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,606 Everything you say is right, Perry. 134 00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,820 If you ain't the most beautiful old bastard 135 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,912 I ever seen, I don't know who is. 136 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:40,539 I love you. You got it all, kid. 137 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,694 You're an angel, a saint, a cowboy, an Indian. 138 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,821 You're the devil sent here to keep us all honest. 139 00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:48,394 Are you in or are you out? 140 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,570 He's in. Definitely in. 141 00:16:54,051 --> 00:16:56,038 You talk too much. 142 00:16:58,993 --> 00:17:01,668 I'm coming. I'm coming. 143 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:04,844 I know you love me. I love you, too. 144 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:06,995 Yeah, yeah. 145 00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:09,442 If you didn't bite everybody, I wouldn't 146 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:12,220 have to keep you cooped up in here. 147 00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:16,204 And you're so fucking tough. 148 00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:22,088 Good-looking and so tough. 149 00:17:51,393 --> 00:17:52,735 Remember me? 150 00:17:55,563 --> 00:17:57,579 The man who returned your wallet? 151 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,049 Aren't you gonna talk to me? 152 00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:11,317 You know the first thing I thought when I saw you here? 153 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:18,283 I really did think that, no, hope's a better word for it, 154 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:20,293 that you were out here looking for me. 155 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,612 Are you? 156 00:18:24,793 --> 00:18:26,224 I couldn't sleep. 157 00:18:27,863 --> 00:18:30,796 I know you've got a lot of things on your mind right now, 158 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,846 with the wedding coming up, 159 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:35,810 and everything. 160 00:18:37,843 --> 00:18:38,894 Yeah. 161 00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:46,020 I can understand that. 162 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,110 So. 163 00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,460 I'll be saying good night. 164 00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:02,640 Good night. 165 00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,511 Good night. 166 00:19:37,161 --> 00:19:38,726 Let's go, young ones. 167 00:19:43,327 --> 00:19:46,316 You sure you don't want to come along? 168 00:19:46,442 --> 00:19:52,057 I'd rather not, Dad. I have so much to do yet before the wedding. 169 00:19:52,122 --> 00:19:53,745 You take it easy. 170 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,782 Maybe I'll take a swim at the club. 171 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:58,756 That's a good idea. Bye. 172 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,760 If Jessie calls, give him our number at the lake. 173 00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:06,278 Don't worry. Have a good time. 174 00:20:06,332 --> 00:20:07,350 Bye. 175 00:20:07,382 --> 00:20:08,910 Bye. Be good. 176 00:20:08,922 --> 00:20:10,455 Bye, April. 177 00:20:29,932 --> 00:20:31,133 We'll be going now. 178 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,249 Thanks, Jimmy. 179 00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,916 Looking forward to the big day. 180 00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:37,918 Those gardenias I planted are for your bouquet. 181 00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:41,225 They're lovely. Take some home for yourself. 182 00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:43,912 Thank you, Miss April. Goodbye. 183 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,023 Bye-bye. 184 00:20:57,568 --> 00:21:00,296 [DOG WHINES] 185 00:21:02,232 --> 00:21:03,486 [DOG BARKS] 186 00:21:11,089 --> 00:21:13,918 [RUNNING WATER] 187 00:21:54,469 --> 00:21:57,052 I want you to get out of my house. 188 00:21:58,562 --> 00:21:59,822 Do you hear me? 189 00:21:59,842 --> 00:22:01,592 Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry. 190 00:22:01,642 --> 00:22:05,173 I didn't mean to inconvenience you. I just needed a hot shower. 191 00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:07,199 This sure is nice-smelling soap. 192 00:22:07,402 --> 00:22:08,792 I'm warning you. 193 00:22:08,842 --> 00:22:12,544 No wonder women smell so good. What is it? Essence of lilac? 194 00:22:12,602 --> 00:22:14,712 I want you to leave immediately 195 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,052 or I'll call the police. 196 00:22:16,072 --> 00:22:20,746 I don't think you will. Our meeting last night clued me into you. 197 00:22:20,852 --> 00:22:23,150 Is this extra dry? My hair's awful sensitive. 198 00:22:23,232 --> 00:22:26,869 I don't care about your hair. Just get your dog and go! 199 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:29,222 How can I do that, when it says, 200 00:22:29,253 --> 00:22:31,030 "Wait three minutes after conditioning 201 00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:32,967 "or your hair will be unmanageable?" 202 00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,369 If you've got any ideas about going near 203 00:22:36,382 --> 00:22:39,952 that phone, I might walk out on the lawn. 204 00:22:40,501 --> 00:22:44,405 Naked. Bare-ass naked. You wouldn't want that, would you? 205 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,947 It's a beautiful day. Isn't it? 206 00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:28,124 You had your chance, but you didn't run away, did you? 207 00:23:29,111 --> 00:23:30,396 No, I didn't. 208 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:35,301 And you didn't call the police either. 209 00:23:37,411 --> 00:23:38,584 No, I didn't. 210 00:23:40,071 --> 00:23:43,561 Why not, do you suppose? 211 00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:49,131 I hope you don't mind, but I helped myself to a bottle of champagne. 212 00:23:50,351 --> 00:23:52,306 I try not to drink during the day, 213 00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:55,106 but, this being a special occasion, 214 00:23:55,131 --> 00:23:56,792 I figured what the hell? 215 00:24:02,717 --> 00:24:04,176 You frighten me. 216 00:24:05,281 --> 00:24:09,041 I understand. I'm sorry I had to 217 00:24:09,071 --> 00:24:10,298 come into your house like this, 218 00:24:10,311 --> 00:24:13,575 but since I'm only gonna be in town a day 219 00:24:13,591 --> 00:24:15,866 or so that doesn't give us much time. 220 00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:21,875 And I knew you wouldn't mind. 221 00:24:24,661 --> 00:24:26,745 Let's go over there, 222 00:24:27,381 --> 00:24:29,132 sit on the couch. 223 00:24:30,461 --> 00:24:33,563 And get to know one another. 224 00:24:35,681 --> 00:24:38,431 You're the cockiest son of a bitch I've ever met. 225 00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:40,218 I'm not really. 226 00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:42,771 I just like to hear myself talk. 227 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:46,265 And I like beautiful things. 228 00:24:47,191 --> 00:24:50,394 And a woman like you comes along only once in a lifetime. 229 00:24:51,121 --> 00:24:52,974 - Bullshit. - I swear. 230 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:56,664 When I leave, 231 00:25:01,691 --> 00:25:04,358 I'd like you to give me a bottle of your perfume. 232 00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,666 And as I'm driving from town to town, 233 00:25:09,411 --> 00:25:10,966 I'll put a little on my hand, 234 00:25:15,331 --> 00:25:16,447 right there, 235 00:25:19,301 --> 00:25:20,831 I'll bring it up to my nose and 236 00:25:20,871 --> 00:25:23,072 every time I smell it I'll remember you 237 00:25:23,111 --> 00:25:24,769 and how beautiful you are. 238 00:25:30,901 --> 00:25:33,033 You got a mole on your shoulder. 239 00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:38,469 Looks like a little kiss. 240 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,520 Help me if you don't have beautiful skin. 241 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:50,420 You smell so good. 242 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,428 I can't keep my hands off of you. 243 00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:55,867 I was gonna come and just have a shower 244 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,146 and a nice, hot cup of coffee, but 245 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:02,496 you excite me so much I can't help myself. 246 00:26:05,254 --> 00:26:08,088 Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. 247 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,177 Oh, boy. 248 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,731 There it is. 249 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:40,207 I went to a store in the Mojave, out in California. 250 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:43,115 A man there taught me how to use one of these. 251 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:46,077 Thought for sure I was gonna buy one. 252 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,778 Told me he shot a video of his wife playing with herself. 253 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,259 Can you imagine that? A total stranger 254 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:57,015 telling me something like that? 255 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,031 Look, there you are on TV. 256 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:21,772 How about a little smile? 257 00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:26,434 You don't feel like smiling? 258 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,324 I can understand that. 259 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,964 But, April, darling, 260 00:27:37,850 --> 00:27:42,222 I didn't just show up here by mistake. You invited me. 261 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,431 You might not know it, but you did. 262 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,551 It's all right there in your eyes. 263 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:49,438 [PHONE RINGS] 264 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,103 CHAD: April? It's me, baby. 265 00:29:54,399 --> 00:29:57,101 I just spoke to the real-estate agent in Tuscaloosa. 266 00:29:57,609 --> 00:30:01,453 The condo's ours. Congratulations. 267 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,994 I'm gonna stay a few more days to make 268 00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:07,554 sure everything's perfect when we arrive. 269 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:11,349 I love you, baby. Big kiss. 270 00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:12,576 [KISSING NOISE] 271 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,311 Bye. 272 00:30:53,545 --> 00:30:55,402 April, honey. 273 00:30:57,509 --> 00:30:58,861 Let me look at you. 274 00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:02,985 You'll be the prettiest bride since 275 00:31:03,059 --> 00:31:05,124 your grandma walked down that staircase 276 00:31:05,189 --> 00:31:06,852 on her daddy's arms. 277 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:12,191 We got that photograph of you and that handsome beau of yours 278 00:31:12,259 --> 00:31:15,032 just dancing away at the sorority ball. 279 00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:19,257 Wait a minute. Belle, got a surprise for you. 280 00:31:19,309 --> 00:31:20,818 Look who come to visit. 281 00:31:20,889 --> 00:31:22,831 I can see. 282 00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:27,200 April, honey, how wonderful of you 283 00:31:27,268 --> 00:31:29,983 to come out all this way just to see us. 284 00:31:32,468 --> 00:31:37,761 Are those flowers for me? Do I smell freesias? My favorite. 285 00:31:37,828 --> 00:31:39,859 I picked them fresh on the way over. 286 00:31:39,918 --> 00:31:41,498 How thoughtful of you. 287 00:31:42,198 --> 00:31:43,847 I watched you drive in. 288 00:31:43,848 --> 00:31:47,176 I see your daddy bought you a new car for graduation. 289 00:31:47,228 --> 00:31:49,715 It's for graduation and the wedding. 290 00:31:49,798 --> 00:31:52,508 Chad's parents bought him a red one. 291 00:31:52,558 --> 00:31:55,887 I can still see that Lincoln convertible 292 00:31:55,928 --> 00:31:58,780 that Belle's daddy bought for her graduation. 293 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:04,778 It was white, and it had the softest tan-leather upholstery 294 00:32:04,818 --> 00:32:07,042 you ever laid your eyes on. 295 00:32:09,058 --> 00:32:14,270 April, you turned out to be a beautiful, young woman. 296 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:17,368 Belle and I are so proud of you. 297 00:32:18,058 --> 00:32:19,237 Thank you. 298 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:27,826 Come here and tell me, child. Have you tamed Chad yet? 299 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:33,581 And don't you do it, either. Just keep him wild as long as you can. 300 00:32:33,628 --> 00:32:35,450 You're incorrigible, Grandma. 301 00:32:35,698 --> 00:32:38,554 Don't you Grandma me, April. 302 00:32:39,128 --> 00:32:42,010 You know very well what I'm talking about. 303 00:32:42,138 --> 00:32:44,791 I've been watching you at parties and 304 00:32:45,128 --> 00:32:47,318 with boys ever since you were a little girl, 305 00:32:47,378 --> 00:32:50,126 and I might say you come by it naturally. 306 00:32:53,594 --> 00:32:55,852 I know I seem so sure of myself. 307 00:32:57,818 --> 00:32:59,558 But sometimes, 308 00:33:03,558 --> 00:33:06,334 I get this feeling inside, Belle, 309 00:33:08,274 --> 00:33:09,887 and I'm so scared. 310 00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:13,459 I really find that hard to believe, April. 311 00:33:15,408 --> 00:33:19,476 When I was your age, I was expecting a baby. 312 00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:21,938 That was the year my father died 313 00:33:21,948 --> 00:33:24,251 and everything fell on my shoulders. 314 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,686 And your grandfather, rest his soul, 315 00:33:29,058 --> 00:33:31,081 he wasn't much help to me. 316 00:33:32,258 --> 00:33:36,688 But he was the most handsome and virile man in the county. 317 00:33:37,588 --> 00:33:41,489 And every woman that set her eyes on him wanted him. 318 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:48,340 So I disciplined myself to play the cards that life dealt me. 319 00:33:48,998 --> 00:33:51,074 And you never had second thoughts? 320 00:33:52,454 --> 00:33:55,063 Second thoughts are a luxury I've never 321 00:33:55,128 --> 00:33:58,436 afforded myself. And neither should you. 322 00:34:00,485 --> 00:34:03,706 It's just everything's moving so fast. 323 00:34:08,949 --> 00:34:13,370 I feel that I haven't had enough time 324 00:34:15,128 --> 00:34:16,368 for me. 325 00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:22,718 Delilah, if my mom or anyone else calls, could you tell them I'm here, 326 00:34:22,776 --> 00:34:25,249 but that I'm out taking a walk? 327 00:34:25,276 --> 00:34:27,798 I just don't feel like going home just yet. 328 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,014 April. 329 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,472 I don't know if your father told you, 330 00:34:35,756 --> 00:34:39,394 but I'm arranging for you to have this house after I'm gone. 331 00:34:40,077 --> 00:34:43,349 This house and the property from here to Two Moon Junction. 332 00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:48,644 I don't know what to say. 333 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:54,157 Well, there'll be a trust to take care 334 00:34:54,207 --> 00:34:56,706 of the taxes and general maintenance. 335 00:34:56,707 --> 00:35:02,120 All I need you to do is to make sure that when your time comes, 336 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,805 you see that it stays in the family. 337 00:35:06,057 --> 00:35:08,067 Can you do that for me, April? 338 00:35:08,637 --> 00:35:10,030 Of course. 339 00:35:11,257 --> 00:35:15,579 And I also wanna say how proud I am that 340 00:35:15,627 --> 00:35:18,044 you've chosen to wear my wedding dress. 341 00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:26,202 You deserve it, honey. 342 00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,451 You deserve it. 343 00:36:00,187 --> 00:36:04,270 [PHONE RINGS] 344 00:36:06,584 --> 00:36:08,770 Earl? It's Belle. 345 00:36:08,837 --> 00:36:11,793 Belle, how are you, sugar? 346 00:36:11,877 --> 00:36:14,325 I'd like you to do a little something for me. 347 00:36:15,737 --> 00:36:18,812 No problem. I'll keep an eye on her. 348 00:36:20,107 --> 00:36:23,640 Remember, save me a dance at that wedding. 349 00:36:38,617 --> 00:36:43,257 [SCREAMING] 350 00:37:29,456 --> 00:37:30,721 Excuse me. 351 00:37:31,866 --> 00:37:33,841 You from Welcome Wagon? 352 00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:36,343 I'm looking for the other man. 353 00:37:36,396 --> 00:37:37,733 What other man? 354 00:37:37,806 --> 00:37:41,345 I'm the only man. The last one left. The rest are gone. 355 00:37:41,376 --> 00:37:44,173 If I find me a good woman, I'm going, too. 356 00:37:45,746 --> 00:37:48,669 The other man. Perry. D'you know where he is? 357 00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:51,559 Oh, him. Do you know he got run over 358 00:37:51,596 --> 00:37:53,553 by a train, lost both his legs? 359 00:37:53,566 --> 00:37:55,122 He died this morning. 360 00:37:56,456 --> 00:37:58,446 [CACKLES] 361 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,673 Bye. 362 00:38:07,073 --> 00:38:09,597 [♪ "NEVER TELL NO LIES" BY BILLY BIZEAU] 363 00:38:54,661 --> 00:38:56,577 Any liquor in your purse? 364 00:38:58,416 --> 00:38:59,558 No. 365 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,993 You got some money. Go get me some. 366 00:39:07,065 --> 00:39:08,234 Go with her. 367 00:39:09,276 --> 00:39:11,685 Bourbon. Get me some bourbon. 368 00:39:13,346 --> 00:39:14,544 Go on. 369 00:39:16,016 --> 00:39:18,440 Don't pay any attention to him. He's just drunk. 370 00:39:22,384 --> 00:39:23,993 Maybe she's right. 371 00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,669 Maybe I should come back when you're feeling better. 372 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:33,080 Bourbon. 373 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,701 Get me some bourbon. 374 00:39:40,316 --> 00:39:42,128 You fucking asshole. 375 00:39:49,585 --> 00:39:51,657 What the hell am I doing here? 376 00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:55,870 He does have a certain charm about him when he's not like this. 377 00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:02,003 What are you gonna do? Let's just 378 00:40:02,046 --> 00:40:04,201 go get the son of a bitch some liquor. 379 00:40:04,266 --> 00:40:06,914 Come on, keep me company. 380 00:40:08,576 --> 00:40:12,605 Come on, Tom, get in the back. Ever been in one of these before? 381 00:40:12,696 --> 00:40:13,917 No, never. 382 00:40:15,075 --> 00:40:17,482 You're gonna like it. It's a little bumpy. 383 00:40:32,915 --> 00:40:35,738 I can't stand them when they get drunk. 384 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:39,112 You never want to mess with them when they get that way. 385 00:40:39,207 --> 00:40:41,417 You just got to ride it out. 386 00:40:41,435 --> 00:40:43,984 But if they're not drunk, they're dull. 387 00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:46,851 I'm glad you came along. He was driving me crazy. 388 00:40:47,305 --> 00:40:49,639 Got a cigarette? I left mine in my purse. 389 00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:51,360 I don't smoke. 390 00:40:51,505 --> 00:40:53,460 Fuck you, dickhead! 391 00:40:53,555 --> 00:40:56,121 I wish I had your discipline. I tried to quit 392 00:40:56,155 --> 00:40:59,613 once and I thought "I'll die soon anyway." 393 00:40:59,715 --> 00:41:01,615 What'd you say your name was? April? 394 00:41:01,715 --> 00:41:02,737 Yes! 395 00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:05,562 I knew it. You're the one that's about to be married. 396 00:41:05,665 --> 00:41:09,596 Perry told me all about you when we met. I'm Patti Jean. Hang on. 397 00:41:09,675 --> 00:41:12,015 [HONKING] 398 00:41:18,369 --> 00:41:19,701 Did that son of a bitch make you take 399 00:41:19,765 --> 00:41:21,559 an AIDS test before he fucked you? 400 00:41:23,873 --> 00:41:27,812 I didn't think so. He said it wasn't 'cause he was afraid of dying. 401 00:41:27,835 --> 00:41:31,337 He just didn't wanna spread the disease indiscriminately. 402 00:41:31,338 --> 00:41:34,003 I think he just didn't wanna die 403 00:41:34,065 --> 00:41:35,731 having people think he was gay. 404 00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:38,735 He's pretty enough to give that impression. 405 00:41:39,345 --> 00:41:42,848 Kind of humiliated me. Wanna talk about humiliating? 406 00:41:42,995 --> 00:41:45,008 I know a girl who flies with Savannah 407 00:41:45,095 --> 00:41:47,738 and she said when people die on airplanes, 408 00:41:47,815 --> 00:41:52,046 they lock them in the fuckin' bathroom until they land. 409 00:41:52,265 --> 00:41:56,401 Now I ask you, if that ain't the ultimate humiliation, what is? 410 00:41:56,445 --> 00:42:01,473 Ending up your life on a toilet seat 35,000 feet in the air. Shit. 411 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:03,667 Hang on. 412 00:42:12,902 --> 00:42:14,048 We're here. 413 00:42:21,115 --> 00:42:22,894 Shit. Hey! 414 00:42:23,495 --> 00:42:25,001 What kind of liquor did he say he wanted? 415 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:29,380 Bourbon, right. Hey, you got a bathroom? 416 00:42:29,435 --> 00:42:30,888 I'm gonna pee in my fucking pants. 417 00:42:30,925 --> 00:42:33,273 Get the liquor. I got to go to the bathroom bad! 418 00:42:53,264 --> 00:42:56,956 Now you know my secret. I put a little rouge on it. 419 00:42:58,535 --> 00:43:00,693 Makes it easier to see through my blouse. 420 00:43:00,975 --> 00:43:03,380 It's a real '60s thing to do, but it's cute. 421 00:43:03,475 --> 00:43:06,685 Boys'd howl when I wore angora sweaters in junior high. 422 00:43:06,745 --> 00:43:09,337 I love angora. You ever put yours in the refrigerator? 423 00:43:09,864 --> 00:43:11,808 - No. - Makes it real fuzzy. 424 00:43:14,444 --> 00:43:17,235 I bet you got great tits. I can tell. 425 00:43:17,314 --> 00:43:19,073 But you shouldn't be ashamed of them. 426 00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:20,074 I'm not. 427 00:43:20,094 --> 00:43:23,508 And your hair'd look sexier if you'd wet it and slick it back. 428 00:43:23,594 --> 00:43:25,473 I'm a hairdresser I know what I'm 429 00:43:25,494 --> 00:43:28,437 talking about. I do 30 makeovers a week. 430 00:43:28,584 --> 00:43:31,930 And that top would look so much better if you weren't wearing a bra. 431 00:43:33,068 --> 00:43:34,394 Wanna let me try it on? 432 00:43:34,524 --> 00:43:35,677 What? 433 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,179 I'll shut the door. 434 00:43:40,924 --> 00:43:42,590 Come on, let me try it on. 435 00:43:42,614 --> 00:43:43,829 Okay. 436 00:43:45,094 --> 00:43:48,550 That's nice. Wanna try mine? 437 00:43:49,404 --> 00:43:52,235 I designed it myself. It'll look so cute on you. 438 00:43:52,294 --> 00:43:54,162 You've got the perfect figure for it. 439 00:43:55,824 --> 00:44:01,018 Come on, don't be shy. Just put it on and say goodbye princess. 440 00:44:02,154 --> 00:44:05,818 Sorry. I know it would look good on you. 441 00:44:05,864 --> 00:44:08,094 I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 442 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:10,114 Come on. Perry'll love it. 443 00:44:26,514 --> 00:44:27,989 Looks good, doesn't it? 444 00:44:29,484 --> 00:44:30,711 Let's see. 445 00:44:38,264 --> 00:44:41,868 It's at moments like this I can see why guys like women so much. 446 00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:53,541 And this damn bull, it kept working around in the undergrowth. 447 00:45:01,884 --> 00:45:03,105 Help! 448 00:45:03,644 --> 00:45:05,553 Oh, holy shit! 449 00:45:09,414 --> 00:45:15,367 Oh, damn it! I can't! Speed, where the hell are you? 450 00:45:21,274 --> 00:45:24,598 Hey, Rube! Someone's gonna die! 451 00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:14,769 You all right? 452 00:46:17,033 --> 00:46:20,948 See that? Those kids could have been killed! 453 00:46:20,963 --> 00:46:23,180 People put their lives in your hands. 454 00:46:23,303 --> 00:46:25,179 You've got a responsibility to them. 455 00:46:25,243 --> 00:46:27,248 - Fuck you! - Fuck you. 456 00:46:27,313 --> 00:46:31,752 Everything is "Fuck you." Everything boils down to fucking money. 457 00:46:31,943 --> 00:46:34,174 Money. You want money? Here, take it. 458 00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:36,510 Money! That's what I like. 459 00:46:36,973 --> 00:46:38,118 Stand back. 460 00:46:43,163 --> 00:46:47,263 What you got there, Buck? Got a gun? 461 00:46:56,943 --> 00:46:58,985 Go get them, Perry. Take the whole 462 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:02,711 French foreign legion to take my Perry. 463 00:47:06,179 --> 00:47:10,287 I got to tell you, he got me so hot the first time. 464 00:47:10,363 --> 00:47:12,062 I thought I'd go through the ceiling. 465 00:47:12,093 --> 00:47:15,811 Even better than my second husband, and he was from Pittsburgh. 466 00:47:19,883 --> 00:47:21,443 Come on, boy! 467 00:47:29,913 --> 00:47:31,678 Holy shit. 468 00:47:33,394 --> 00:47:34,438 Hang on. 469 00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:58,297 Fucker! 470 00:47:59,643 --> 00:48:00,765 Jerk! 471 00:48:02,903 --> 00:48:04,229 Scumbag! 472 00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:06,772 Cocksucker! 473 00:48:16,953 --> 00:48:18,169 Thanks. 474 00:48:25,453 --> 00:48:26,740 No! 475 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,510 Get back! Get back! 476 00:48:32,193 --> 00:48:33,468 Stand back! 477 00:48:35,321 --> 00:48:38,272 Easy, man. Take it easy. 478 00:48:47,303 --> 00:48:48,673 Get off him! 479 00:48:48,743 --> 00:48:51,446 Yeah, let him alone. 480 00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:53,295 I'm gonna... 481 00:48:58,474 --> 00:49:04,014 Get your fucking dog and your fucking girls and get out of here. 482 00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,132 Now! 483 00:49:18,929 --> 00:49:21,714 [SIRENS] 484 00:50:19,032 --> 00:50:20,217 Want some? 485 00:50:44,911 --> 00:50:46,720 The lady's got a secret. 486 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:48,779 Don't you? 487 00:50:50,502 --> 00:50:52,382 I don't got no secret. 488 00:50:53,892 --> 00:50:56,502 I don't got nothing, except a bike, 489 00:50:56,702 --> 00:51:02,064 a truck, and a post-office box in Clearwater, Florida. 490 00:51:42,571 --> 00:51:44,424 So, what color's your living room? 491 00:51:44,762 --> 00:51:45,984 White. 492 00:51:46,262 --> 00:51:48,522 But it's not my house. It's my parents'. 493 00:51:48,632 --> 00:51:50,111 Is your bedroom white, too? 494 00:51:50,712 --> 00:51:52,976 It's beige and floral print. 495 00:51:53,332 --> 00:51:56,621 My place is wood panel. I never lived in anything else but. 496 00:51:56,671 --> 00:52:00,408 Except when I lived in Vegas. I was married to this guy in the Air Force. 497 00:52:00,531 --> 00:52:02,080 And they put us up in this place. 498 00:52:02,131 --> 00:52:05,554 It was great. A prefab with a balcony. 499 00:52:07,172 --> 00:52:08,340 You wanna dance? 500 00:52:08,361 --> 00:52:09,552 No. 501 00:52:09,601 --> 00:52:11,605 Come on, we're here. Let's have fun. 502 00:52:12,281 --> 00:52:16,171 This is my favorite song. And you're gonna dance with me now. 503 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:18,629 [♪ "TRANCE" BY LORIA JONZUN] 504 00:52:40,607 --> 00:52:42,669 [WOLF-WHISTLING] 505 00:52:56,928 --> 00:52:58,969 [MORE WHISTLING] 506 00:53:30,802 --> 00:53:31,928 Go to him. 507 00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:37,011 Ask him to take you for a ride on his bike. 508 00:53:39,002 --> 00:53:40,999 Nothing but the sound of the engine 509 00:53:42,502 --> 00:53:44,280 and the clouds in the sky. 510 00:53:48,810 --> 00:53:50,432 PATTI JEAN: Don't worry about me. 511 00:53:51,502 --> 00:53:53,756 I'm taking a bus out of here in the morning. 512 00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:56,754 I don't know where I'm going, 513 00:53:57,932 --> 00:53:59,703 but I can't wait to get there. 514 00:55:49,882 --> 00:55:53,064 [SOBS] 515 00:57:14,054 --> 00:57:16,882 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 516 00:57:47,390 --> 00:57:48,440 Hello? 517 00:57:48,450 --> 00:57:50,579 Delilah? It's me, April. 518 00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:51,941 April, honey? 519 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,680 APRIL: Did my mom or anyone else call for me? 520 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,992 DELILAH: Why, nobody. 521 00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:57,659 APRIL: If they do, 522 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,715 could you tell them I'm on my way home? 523 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,226 DELILAH: Of course. 524 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,528 APRIL: Thanks. 525 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,379 Bye. 526 00:58:17,170 --> 00:58:21,279 [DOOR HANDLE RATTLES] 527 00:58:23,790 --> 00:58:26,843 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 528 00:58:27,100 --> 00:58:30,404 No, no, no. It's OK. You can stay. 529 00:58:32,570 --> 00:58:33,833 Where are you from? 530 00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:36,231 Puerto Rico. 531 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,369 Is that your sister? 532 00:58:40,010 --> 00:58:41,775 No, no. 533 00:58:42,060 --> 00:58:43,170 Cousin? 534 00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:45,739 [GIGGLES] 535 00:58:46,620 --> 00:58:47,804 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 536 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,692 [REPEATING SPANISH] 537 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,552 Can you ask your friend why she's not wearing any underwear? 538 00:58:58,930 --> 00:59:01,810 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 539 00:59:08,663 --> 00:59:10,515 She washed them last night. 540 00:59:10,570 --> 00:59:13,478 They're not dry enough to wear this morning. 541 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:15,266 She only got one pair? 542 00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:17,570 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 543 00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,258 APRIL: You son of a bitch. 544 00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:24,102 Bed's barely cold, you're trying to get someone else in it? 545 00:59:24,170 --> 00:59:26,838 What the hell. As long as the room's paid for, 546 00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:29,055 I might as well get my money's worth. 547 00:59:29,090 --> 00:59:31,024 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 548 00:59:31,030 --> 00:59:33,754 You hollow, manipulative piece of shit. 549 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:36,180 Everything you are is between your legs. 550 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,807 Then why don't you come over here 551 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:40,996 and give me a kiss good mornin'? 552 00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:50,152 I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. 553 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,969 It's called lust, baby. 554 00:59:53,110 --> 00:59:55,471 Yep, there's no mistaking it. 555 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,461 What's happened to April is she's come face to face with her libido. 556 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:02,838 Fuck you. I don't have to take this shit. 557 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,838 I bet you didn't think I knew what that word meant! 558 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:13,078 Libido! Unchecked desire. 559 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,660 Who do you think you are? You come to my house... 560 01:00:15,770 --> 01:00:18,512 It's not your house. It's your mommy 561 01:00:18,570 --> 01:00:20,577 and daddy's house. And you invited me. 562 01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:23,229 I don't recall giving you my address! 563 01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,154 You came 'cause you wanted to come. 564 01:00:25,170 --> 01:00:27,040 You can believe anything you want. 565 01:00:27,060 --> 01:00:30,032 You're so far gone there's no hope. You're psychotic. 566 01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:33,993 You know what that means? Fundamental mental derangement. 567 01:00:34,020 --> 01:00:36,251 You are beyond social redemption. 568 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,760 Better than being hysterical. 569 01:00:37,789 --> 01:00:40,073 You lose, mister. You're all alone. 570 01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:43,504 You don't care about anybody and nobody gives a shit about you. 571 01:00:43,570 --> 01:00:46,533 That's right, baby. I'm the phantom of the night. 572 01:00:46,588 --> 01:00:48,511 - Asshole. - Princess. 573 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:49,678 Motherfucker. 574 01:00:49,709 --> 01:00:50,719 Sweet pea. 575 01:00:50,749 --> 01:00:53,244 Cocksucker. Scumbag. 576 01:00:53,279 --> 01:00:54,406 Precious. 577 01:00:54,459 --> 01:00:55,515 Pig shit. 578 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,361 - Dumpling. - Scumbag. 579 01:00:57,379 --> 01:00:59,201 You already said that. 580 01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:02,604 You bastard. 581 01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:04,707 Better be careful what you say. 582 01:01:04,719 --> 01:01:07,123 People might think we like each other. 583 01:01:07,174 --> 01:01:10,510 You can rot in hell for all I care. 584 01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:17,812 I'm sorry for the disturbance, folks. 585 01:01:17,959 --> 01:01:21,961 But you got to admit, that's one special wacko chick. 586 01:01:36,801 --> 01:01:39,714 I'm gonna buy you breakfast, asshole. 587 01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:55,763 You know, I have a grandmother 588 01:01:56,858 --> 01:02:00,058 that I'm sure was about the hottest thing on the planet. 589 01:02:01,038 --> 01:02:04,386 There was a time, every Saturday night, 590 01:02:04,449 --> 01:02:07,375 and they'd dress up in tuxedos and gowns 591 01:02:07,429 --> 01:02:11,296 and go down to our pavilion at Two Moon Junction and dance all night. 592 01:02:11,396 --> 01:02:13,291 - Two Moon Junction? - Yeah. 593 01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:15,966 That's my favorite place in all the world. 594 01:02:18,098 --> 01:02:20,656 My great-great-granddaddy was a pirate, you know. 595 01:02:20,759 --> 01:02:23,573 No. 596 01:02:24,639 --> 01:02:25,834 Really. 597 01:02:26,729 --> 01:02:28,839 Yeah, he and Lafitte and some others 598 01:02:28,889 --> 01:02:31,172 got very pissed off at the slave traders 599 01:02:31,199 --> 01:02:32,916 and started raiding their ships and setting 600 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:35,242 all the slaves free in South America. 601 01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:38,650 My grandmother says they had a dream of 602 01:02:38,679 --> 01:02:41,406 America being the last bastion of freedom. 603 01:02:42,939 --> 01:02:44,778 But then they realized the problem was 604 01:02:44,789 --> 01:02:47,962 too big and they could do nothing about it, 605 01:02:48,049 --> 01:02:50,772 so they settled on the land and raised cotton. 606 01:02:50,919 --> 01:02:53,731 And put the slaves to work on the plantation. 607 01:02:56,049 --> 01:03:00,031 My grandmother says he did it because he came to understand 608 01:03:00,079 --> 01:03:02,295 there would never be heaven on earth. 609 01:03:02,719 --> 01:03:05,518 There's always going to be corruption. 610 01:03:05,559 --> 01:03:07,564 Nothing was ever going to be perfect. 611 01:03:07,629 --> 01:03:09,870 What you mean to say is there was more 612 01:03:09,909 --> 01:03:12,376 money in cotton than in being a hero. 613 01:03:15,309 --> 01:03:16,686 Something like that. 614 01:03:16,819 --> 01:03:19,211 You're gonna make a hell of a lawyer. 615 01:03:19,919 --> 01:03:22,053 I expect to live a double life. 616 01:03:23,686 --> 01:03:26,170 Maybe even a triple one if I get lucky. 617 01:03:27,859 --> 01:03:30,989 And here I thought you were just another tight-ass princess. 618 01:03:34,758 --> 01:03:38,460 You look like a princess. You talk like a princess. 619 01:03:38,961 --> 01:03:41,681 And you definitely have a tight ass. 620 01:04:38,194 --> 01:04:39,478 Darling. 621 01:04:42,298 --> 01:04:45,326 Don't ever take this southern woman for granted. 622 01:05:28,853 --> 01:05:31,095 Excuse me, son. Is that your rig 623 01:05:31,108 --> 01:05:33,313 parked over there at Malcolm's place? 624 01:05:50,962 --> 01:05:52,912 There they be, son. 625 01:05:53,568 --> 01:05:55,794 Jonah and Jonah Junior. 626 01:05:56,248 --> 01:06:00,490 They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's son. 627 01:06:02,148 --> 01:06:04,538 They're weird and full of superstition. 628 01:06:05,398 --> 01:06:07,528 Burying a dead animal on their land 629 01:06:07,578 --> 01:06:09,654 could cause the cows to give bloody milk, 630 01:06:10,068 --> 01:06:12,018 or bring on a swarm of locusts. 631 01:06:14,218 --> 01:06:16,230 Jonah, Jonah Junior, 632 01:06:16,758 --> 01:06:19,407 I told this boy if he'd dig up his animal, 633 01:06:19,468 --> 01:06:21,168 I might be able to persuade you 634 01:06:21,228 --> 01:06:23,056 to drop the charges against him. 635 01:06:23,238 --> 01:06:25,450 You see, it was dark and he wanted 636 01:06:25,488 --> 01:06:28,167 a nice place to put his animal to rest. 637 01:06:28,498 --> 01:06:32,947 He didn't know he was trespassing and he's sorry. 638 01:06:37,152 --> 01:06:38,711 Do yourself a favor, son. 639 01:06:57,506 --> 01:06:58,813 I loved my dog. 640 01:07:22,487 --> 01:07:25,747 [HUMMING] 641 01:07:30,137 --> 01:07:34,186 The song they're singing goes way back. It's a kind of prayer. 642 01:07:40,948 --> 01:07:45,451 So, where'd you say you were hailed from, son? 643 01:07:46,157 --> 01:07:47,516 The east. 644 01:07:48,537 --> 01:07:51,377 Anywhere near Cambridge, Massachusetts? 645 01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:52,493 No, sir. 646 01:07:53,507 --> 01:07:57,579 My grandson's going up there this fall, to Harvard Law School. 647 01:07:57,957 --> 01:07:59,332 I wish him luck. 648 01:08:00,167 --> 01:08:04,506 We're talking about $32,000 a year tuition, room and board. 649 01:08:04,577 --> 01:08:06,164 But it isn't gonna cost me a penny, 650 01:08:06,247 --> 01:08:09,150 no, sirree, because, thank the Lord, 651 01:08:09,187 --> 01:08:11,227 we got people round here who recognize 652 01:08:11,317 --> 01:08:14,191 and support outstanding achievement. 653 01:08:19,545 --> 01:08:21,987 You know who Little Richard is, don't you? 654 01:08:22,036 --> 01:08:23,273 Sure. 655 01:08:23,956 --> 01:08:26,267 I remember he used to ride around here 656 01:08:26,297 --> 01:08:29,644 in his Cadillac always raising billy hell. 657 01:08:31,086 --> 01:08:33,403 Got so bad, the judge had to throw 658 01:08:33,487 --> 01:08:35,043 his black ass out of the county 659 01:08:35,097 --> 01:08:37,068 and told him never to come back. 660 01:08:43,174 --> 01:08:49,731 What I'm trying to say, son, is that not much goes on in this county 661 01:08:50,217 --> 01:08:52,012 that I don't know about. 662 01:08:57,137 --> 01:08:58,324 Savvy? 663 01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:33,598 Did you get your manicure? 664 01:09:34,346 --> 01:09:35,714 It's perfect. 665 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:42,583 You look absolutely beautiful. 666 01:09:46,964 --> 01:09:51,651 You have done a wonderful job on the dresses. Thank you so much. 667 01:09:51,679 --> 01:09:53,065 They look great. 668 01:09:55,486 --> 01:10:00,165 You know, Alice in Wonderland has always been my favorite story. 669 01:10:01,366 --> 01:10:04,946 I always dreamed of having a storybook wedding, and now I am. 670 01:10:09,884 --> 01:10:12,088 Shoes and hats. 671 01:10:12,596 --> 01:10:14,232 It's perfect. 672 01:10:23,896 --> 01:10:25,613 Pretty exciting, isn't it? 673 01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:33,332 I just love these dresses. They make us all look so good. 674 01:10:33,846 --> 01:10:35,897 Makes your tits look bigger this way. 675 01:10:35,926 --> 01:10:40,286 I'm planning on using these kind of dresses for my wedding. 676 01:10:40,526 --> 01:10:43,182 If I ever get married, which I probably won't. 677 01:10:43,216 --> 01:10:46,871 But if I do, these types of dresses would be nice. 678 01:10:46,926 --> 01:10:50,271 You're welcome to it. I won't be needing it after tomorrow. 679 01:10:50,356 --> 01:10:51,813 Besides, next time I get married, 680 01:10:51,906 --> 01:10:53,751 I'm gonna run off to Las Vegas. 681 01:10:54,838 --> 01:10:57,645 April, bite your tongue! 682 01:10:58,586 --> 01:11:01,885 Carolee, honey, could you give us a moment alone? 683 01:11:01,946 --> 01:11:05,022 This is gonna be a wonderful wedding. I can't wait. 684 01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:10,341 Honey, there's so little time. 685 01:11:10,706 --> 01:11:13,837 And I thought well, I thought since 686 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:16,486 you and Chad are still going to school, 687 01:11:16,546 --> 01:11:19,613 you're not counting on havin' a family right away. 688 01:11:19,646 --> 01:11:23,596 So I took the liberty of putting together 689 01:11:23,597 --> 01:11:27,194 this little care package for you. 690 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:32,746 I don't know. There's a lot of things here. 691 01:11:32,816 --> 01:11:36,382 There's so much and I don't know what you would use. 692 01:11:36,596 --> 01:11:38,244 But, what do you think? 693 01:11:39,406 --> 01:11:42,592 Honey, I know that you know. 694 01:11:44,964 --> 01:11:47,495 You never really talked. 695 01:11:50,747 --> 01:11:53,643 Oh, April. I'm happy. 696 01:11:56,576 --> 01:12:01,369 Sorry, Mrs. Delongpre, but, April, you have to see this. Come on. 697 01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:08,960 [SCREAMING] 698 01:12:15,476 --> 01:12:21,279 ♪ You are so beautiful to me 699 01:12:21,736 --> 01:12:27,637 ♪ You are so beautiful to me 700 01:12:27,865 --> 01:12:30,891 ♪ Can't you see? 701 01:12:31,478 --> 01:12:34,734 ♪ Everything I dreamed of 702 01:12:34,735 --> 01:12:39,669 ♪ You're everything I want, baby ♪ 703 01:12:39,725 --> 01:12:41,428 Mm-mm. 704 01:12:41,455 --> 01:12:43,994 He's one gorgeous hunk of a man. 705 01:13:03,785 --> 01:13:06,655 ♪ Can't you see? ♪ 706 01:13:13,545 --> 01:13:15,526 Isn't he the one at the carnival? 707 01:13:15,555 --> 01:13:17,583 The one that found your wallet? 708 01:13:17,765 --> 01:13:19,415 Till tomorrow, April. 709 01:13:25,655 --> 01:13:27,070 I don't recall. 710 01:13:41,661 --> 01:13:43,032 Oh, shit. 711 01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:49,400 Thank you. 712 01:13:52,235 --> 01:13:53,633 What's going on here? 713 01:13:53,695 --> 01:13:54,801 I have no idea. 714 01:13:54,845 --> 01:13:58,337 - Good afternoon, Belle. - Good morning. 715 01:13:59,012 --> 01:14:00,072 Yeah! 716 01:14:02,885 --> 01:14:04,025 Hi, Grandma. 717 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,885 Oh, you beautiful girls. 718 01:14:05,905 --> 01:14:08,494 You're getting more beautiful every time I see you. 719 01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:11,724 Aren't they turning into lovely young ladies? 720 01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:14,096 DELILAH: Yes, they certainly are. 721 01:14:14,155 --> 01:14:17,602 Is that any way for the future Mrs. Chad Douglas Fairchild 722 01:14:17,645 --> 01:14:19,844 to be dressed the day before her wedding? 723 01:14:20,455 --> 01:14:22,335 We've been having fittings all day. 724 01:14:22,445 --> 01:14:24,062 Oh, you poor thing. 725 01:14:25,365 --> 01:14:27,624 What is that monstrosity? 726 01:14:27,815 --> 01:14:29,321 It's a tent, Belle. 727 01:14:29,695 --> 01:14:31,819 I can see that. 728 01:14:32,115 --> 01:14:34,613 Whatever does your mother have in mind? 729 01:14:35,135 --> 01:14:37,021 It's for the buffet. 730 01:14:37,135 --> 01:14:39,909 It looks more like a circus to me. 731 01:14:40,595 --> 01:14:43,526 Girls, would you take these cold drinks 732 01:14:43,575 --> 01:14:46,320 out to those hardworking boys out there? 733 01:14:47,195 --> 01:14:49,213 You look beautiful, Belle. 734 01:14:49,225 --> 01:14:50,545 Thank you, dear. 735 01:14:50,575 --> 01:14:51,905 What about me? 736 01:14:51,935 --> 01:14:54,289 That goes without saying, Delilah. 737 01:14:55,770 --> 01:14:57,465 It's him. I told you it was him. 738 01:14:57,505 --> 01:14:59,118 It is him. It is him. 739 01:14:59,165 --> 01:15:01,903 He said we were the cutest girls he'd seen all month. 740 01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:04,775 He's really gorgeous. 741 01:15:05,435 --> 01:15:07,550 It used to be that I knew the Christian 742 01:15:07,555 --> 01:15:10,119 name of every day worker in the county. 743 01:15:10,885 --> 01:15:13,792 Nowadays you just open the Yellow Pages 744 01:15:13,865 --> 01:15:16,834 and take your chances with the riffraff. 745 01:15:18,335 --> 01:15:20,164 Delilah and I are contemplating 746 01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,036 carrying pistols in our pocketbooks. 747 01:15:22,144 --> 01:15:23,806 Isn't that the truth? 748 01:15:25,882 --> 01:15:28,354 Not only is that tent an eyesore, 749 01:15:28,404 --> 01:15:31,930 it's a potential hazard. Young man! 750 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:39,325 Young man, can't you do something about those guy lines? 751 01:15:39,394 --> 01:15:42,151 Somebody's bound to trip on that and break their neck. 752 01:15:44,634 --> 01:15:46,711 I think this will solve your problem, ma'am. 753 01:15:58,445 --> 01:16:01,184 By the way, that's a beautiful outfit you're wearing. 754 01:16:03,274 --> 01:16:06,455 The finest of silk pongee, the likes of which I haven't seen 755 01:16:06,494 --> 01:16:11,043 since Mademoiselle ran that layout on Princess Di's trousseau. 756 01:16:12,354 --> 01:16:15,017 You're pushing your luck, aren't you? 757 01:16:15,634 --> 01:16:17,572 I'm just trying to earn a living. 758 01:16:18,554 --> 01:16:21,066 Minimum wage. $3.35 an hour. 759 01:16:22,384 --> 01:16:25,282 It's not much, but I can make it work. 760 01:16:27,004 --> 01:16:28,194 You know, there's a line... 761 01:16:28,224 --> 01:16:30,528 Of course. That's what holds up the tent. 762 01:16:31,314 --> 01:16:33,824 That's not the line I'm referring to. 763 01:16:34,014 --> 01:16:35,853 The line I'm talking about is the line 764 01:16:35,854 --> 01:16:38,251 between good manners and bad manners, 765 01:16:38,484 --> 01:16:41,104 order and chaos. Cross that line... 766 01:16:41,204 --> 01:16:42,650 If you're talking about the state line, 767 01:16:42,734 --> 01:16:45,778 princess, I've already seen it. 768 01:17:02,645 --> 01:17:06,299 They're place settings for 36, April, 769 01:17:06,754 --> 01:17:09,348 taken from the court of King George 770 01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:11,814 and handed down from eldest daughter 771 01:17:11,834 --> 01:17:15,273 to eldest daughter, every other generation, 772 01:17:15,914 --> 01:17:20,516 from the time our forefathers decided to legitimize themselves, 773 01:17:21,774 --> 01:17:24,087 and join the civilized society. 774 01:17:25,124 --> 01:17:28,004 Since that time, the Delongpre family can 775 01:17:28,054 --> 01:17:33,310 claim three governors, two US senators, 776 01:17:33,354 --> 01:17:36,333 three electives of the House of Representatives, 777 01:17:36,684 --> 01:17:39,034 a Supreme Court justice, 778 01:17:40,154 --> 01:17:42,823 and an ambassador to Chile. 779 01:17:44,424 --> 01:17:49,515 And at our table we've had the likes of General Patton, 780 01:17:50,134 --> 01:17:54,188 President Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, 781 01:17:54,234 --> 01:18:00,143 Lyndon Johnson, the actress, Tallulah Bankhead, and Truman Capote 782 01:18:00,184 --> 01:18:04,888 and that film star, Grace Kelly, before she married her prince. 783 01:18:04,974 --> 01:18:07,924 And Betty Ford, after her rehabilitation. 784 01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:11,625 Come election time, where do our Yankee 785 01:18:11,674 --> 01:18:13,889 brothers come a-courting but here? 786 01:18:14,694 --> 01:18:19,398 For where the south goes, so goes the presidency. 787 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,928 And why is that? 788 01:18:21,543 --> 01:18:24,720 'Cause we here in the south take care of our own. 789 01:18:25,503 --> 01:18:28,390 Always have, always will. 790 01:19:53,813 --> 01:19:54,932 Perry? 791 01:20:01,813 --> 01:20:02,921 Perry. 792 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,923 Perry, come out. I don't have much time. 793 01:20:09,953 --> 01:20:13,643 I said to myself, "If she comes here wearing high-heeled shoes, 794 01:20:13,663 --> 01:20:16,254 "Then she's come 'cause she wanted to come." 795 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:22,707 There's almost $5,000 here. Please take it and go away. 796 01:20:22,753 --> 01:20:26,093 I saw your fiance today. I love that song he was singing. 797 01:20:26,153 --> 01:20:27,893 He showed good taste there. 798 01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:31,839 I bet his friends are giving him a stag party tonight. 799 01:20:33,170 --> 01:20:36,390 If you don't want the money, give it to charity. 800 01:20:36,403 --> 01:20:37,699 Keep your money. 801 01:20:44,697 --> 01:20:47,683 How come you aren't wearing any panties, April, darling? 802 01:20:48,753 --> 01:20:52,399 What kind of a way is that to come see somebody you don't wanna see? 803 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,095 I know. Don't tell me. 804 01:20:54,423 --> 01:20:59,253 You washed them out before you went to bed and they're not dry yet. 805 01:21:01,253 --> 01:21:03,516 You're a real son of a bitch. 806 01:21:05,544 --> 01:21:07,408 At first you excited me. 807 01:21:09,493 --> 01:21:13,086 Now you repulse me. You've got no mystery. 808 01:21:13,725 --> 01:21:14,967 Everything you are... 809 01:21:15,022 --> 01:21:17,189 Is between my legs. 810 01:21:24,823 --> 01:21:26,153 It's crazy. 811 01:21:32,877 --> 01:21:39,236 I've run a million miles and who should I fall in love with? 812 01:21:40,922 --> 01:21:43,959 The very girl I was running away from. 813 01:21:44,756 --> 01:21:46,077 You're lying. 814 01:21:47,332 --> 01:21:49,230 You lie about everything. 815 01:21:52,430 --> 01:21:53,588 Am I? 816 01:22:19,312 --> 01:22:20,407 Come here. 817 01:22:22,192 --> 01:22:23,683 I wanna show you something. 818 01:22:45,142 --> 01:22:48,635 To the merging of two great southern families. 819 01:22:48,942 --> 01:22:51,835 Good luck to you, Chad. May God bless you. 820 01:22:51,952 --> 01:22:54,228 Hear! Hear! 821 01:22:54,902 --> 01:22:56,925 I'll drink to that. 822 01:23:03,032 --> 01:23:04,272 [BARKS] 823 01:23:05,372 --> 01:23:06,881 His name's Max. 824 01:23:14,762 --> 01:23:19,477 I was gonna call him Tom II, but I figured he needed his own identity. 825 01:23:21,822 --> 01:23:23,065 He's beautiful. 826 01:23:24,082 --> 01:23:26,871 I wanted to give you one for your wedding, 827 01:23:26,902 --> 01:23:29,861 but then I figured it would be kinda hard for you to explain. 828 01:23:48,445 --> 01:23:49,732 My cousins and I used to come here 829 01:23:49,742 --> 01:23:51,621 all the time when we were kids. 830 01:23:52,212 --> 01:23:54,125 It was our place. 831 01:23:59,064 --> 01:24:00,853 We did everything together. 832 01:24:03,302 --> 01:24:05,133 In the summer we used to sneak around at 833 01:24:05,162 --> 01:24:07,436 night and watch our parents making love. 834 01:24:07,782 --> 01:24:12,167 Then we'd come in here, strip down and touch each other all over. 835 01:24:15,971 --> 01:24:17,978 One night, after a party, 836 01:24:18,661 --> 01:24:20,654 they both got crazy drunk, 837 01:24:21,561 --> 01:24:23,227 took their father's Lincoln Continental 838 01:24:23,281 --> 01:24:25,547 and crashed it into a telephone pole. 839 01:24:30,579 --> 01:24:33,392 Timothy, the one who was driving, lived. 840 01:24:35,551 --> 01:24:37,040 But Charles died. 841 01:24:40,671 --> 01:24:42,511 Two months later, Timmy put a gun to 842 01:24:42,521 --> 01:24:45,051 his head and shot himself out of despair. 843 01:24:51,526 --> 01:24:53,316 You remind me of them. 844 01:25:28,814 --> 01:25:32,995 We used to play this game, my cousins and I. 845 01:25:35,553 --> 01:25:37,492 They'd blindfold me, 846 01:25:37,981 --> 01:25:41,034 and I'd try to guess which one of them I was with. 847 01:26:30,211 --> 01:26:31,863 I'm not your cousins. 848 01:26:35,081 --> 01:26:36,668 What cousins? 849 01:27:02,331 --> 01:27:04,041 What do you want? 850 01:29:29,470 --> 01:29:31,973 [SOBS] 851 01:30:48,119 --> 01:30:49,615 What time's your wedding? 852 01:30:57,986 --> 01:30:59,074 Noon. 853 01:31:03,593 --> 01:31:04,748 Yeah. 854 01:31:09,044 --> 01:31:10,496 Well... 855 01:31:20,869 --> 01:31:27,170 I'll wait around till then. 856 01:31:30,446 --> 01:31:31,999 See what happens. 857 01:31:42,799 --> 01:31:45,398 [BELLS CHIME] 858 01:32:14,962 --> 01:32:16,563 Everybody, they're here! Come on, 859 01:32:16,589 --> 01:32:19,634 they're here! Come on, they're here. 860 01:32:28,829 --> 01:32:32,095 - Okay. - [ORGAN MUSIC STARTS] 861 01:32:54,642 --> 01:32:58,250 Come on, big fella. Looks like she's not coming. 862 01:33:32,126 --> 01:33:34,740 FATHER: Come on, kiddo. We're on. 863 01:33:38,775 --> 01:33:40,663 FATHER: Darling, is something wrong? 864 01:33:45,567 --> 01:33:46,996 What's the matter? 865 01:33:47,728 --> 01:33:49,448 I need a minute. 866 01:33:55,118 --> 01:33:56,565 Sugar, are you all right? 867 01:33:56,628 --> 01:33:58,586 Yes. No. 868 01:34:00,002 --> 01:34:03,078 Belle, I think you should go back and see what's happening. 869 01:34:03,158 --> 01:34:05,260 Good God. 870 01:34:32,014 --> 01:34:37,129 Oh, darling, you look so beautiful. We're so proud of you. 871 01:34:37,198 --> 01:34:40,024 Belle, I don't know if I can do this. 872 01:34:42,978 --> 01:34:48,069 But we love you, and we only want what's best for you. 873 01:35:07,588 --> 01:35:08,785 What's going on? 874 01:35:10,918 --> 01:35:13,144 You may be about to get some character. 875 01:35:13,178 --> 01:35:14,529 She's got cold feet? 876 01:35:14,548 --> 01:35:17,659 No. Just a little holdup. I'll handle it. 877 01:35:18,948 --> 01:35:20,467 If y'all just hold on a minute, 878 01:35:20,508 --> 01:35:23,018 the bride's got a wrinkle in her dress. 879 01:35:23,048 --> 01:35:26,543 You know how these things are. Now, don't anybody go away. 880 01:35:28,278 --> 01:35:32,533 I won't let you throw your life away on a passing fancy. 881 01:35:33,408 --> 01:35:37,078 Passion fades. Believe me, I know. 882 01:35:37,108 --> 01:35:38,750 What are you talking about? 883 01:35:40,605 --> 01:35:42,872 I was afraid this would happen. 884 01:35:44,198 --> 01:35:47,956 He will never interfere with your life again. 885 01:35:50,808 --> 01:35:52,235 Belle, what did you do? 886 01:35:53,517 --> 01:35:54,609 Belle? 887 01:35:57,107 --> 01:36:00,787 He asked me for money. I gave it to him. 888 01:36:03,277 --> 01:36:04,523 That's not true. 889 01:36:05,537 --> 01:36:07,269 He would never take money. 890 01:36:08,677 --> 01:36:11,008 Everyone has his price. 891 01:36:11,017 --> 01:36:12,300 Not him. 892 01:36:14,617 --> 01:36:18,670 April, my beautiful, courageous child, 893 01:36:19,207 --> 01:36:20,927 have I ever lied to you? 894 01:36:25,814 --> 01:36:27,001 Now... 895 01:36:59,968 --> 01:37:04,017 [ORGAN MUSIC STARTS] 896 01:37:26,771 --> 01:37:28,755 [GUNSHOT] 897 01:37:54,965 --> 01:37:58,637 [♪ "DIG" BY SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS] 898 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:37,822 [RUNNING WATER] 899 01:40:08,206 --> 01:40:10,920 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to inconvenience you. 900 01:40:11,006 --> 01:40:12,687 It's just that I was in the neighborhood 901 01:40:12,736 --> 01:40:15,153 and I needed a nice, hot shower. 902 01:40:15,776 --> 01:40:17,925 Sure is nice-smelling soap. 903 01:40:50,896 --> 01:40:54,942 [♪ "MAN WITH A GUN" BY JERRY HARRISON]