1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:51,036 --> 00:00:53,325 I'm no Lodis. 3 00:00:54,623 --> 00:00:56,118 I'm an idiot. 4 00:00:58,503 --> 00:01:00,710 Once I had money... 5 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,216 power... 6 00:01:03,801 --> 00:01:06,886 and love from a beautiful woman. 7 00:01:07,597 --> 00:01:11,465 Now I only have two things: 8 00:01:13,020 --> 00:01:14,812 My friends... 9 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:17,014 and... 10 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:24,192 my thermos. 11 00:01:34,254 --> 00:01:35,879 My life? 12 00:01:45,184 --> 00:01:46,595 Okay. 13 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:53,059 It wasn't easy. 14 00:01:53,861 --> 00:01:57,611 I was born black and poor. 15 00:01:59,243 --> 00:02:01,485 I remember how I… 16 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,747 sat on the porch with the family... 17 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,411 who sang and danced... 18 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,127 down in Mississippi. 19 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:18,630 - "�h, Lord - "Pick a bale of cotton 20 00:02:18,808 --> 00:02:20,967 - "�h, Lord - "One ball a day 21 00:02:25,608 --> 00:02:28,230 - "Jump, spin around - "Pick a bale of cotton 22 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:30,692 - "Jump, spin around - "One ball a day 23 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,456 - "�h, Lord - "Pick a bale of cotton 24 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:49,544 - "�h, Lord - "A ball a day" 25 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,534 I hope everyone is hungry. 26 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:18,332 - It's me. - Me too. 27 00:03:18,422 --> 00:03:19,964 Here is cornbread. 28 00:03:20,758 --> 00:03:24,092 Green tea. And so I have cooked pork belly for you. 29 00:03:24,179 --> 00:03:26,717 Dear mother, haven't we forgotten anything? 30 00:03:27,766 --> 00:03:31,717 No. Today is Navin's birthday. 31 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,190 Happy birthday! 32 00:03:35,442 --> 00:03:36,853 It's Navin's birthday! 33 00:03:36,944 --> 00:03:39,981 I have prepared your favorite dish. 34 00:03:40,657 --> 00:03:43,327 Tuna salad on white bread with mayonnaise... 35 00:03:43,535 --> 00:03:45,991 a Tab-cola and some Twinkies. 36 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:49,159 - Here, darling. - Thanks, mom. 37 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:51,660 You will love it. 38 00:03:54,632 --> 00:03:56,672 I have a present for you. 39 00:03:57,469 --> 00:03:59,794 - Oh, Elvira. - I made it myself. 40 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:05,097 We also have a present. Half a bottle of acid elixir. 41 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:07,346 I have drawn it here. 42 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:10,649 - Please. - Thank you. 43 00:04:10,735 --> 00:04:12,644 You bring my Zippo opener. 44 00:04:15,574 --> 00:04:19,619 Dad, you've had it since the war. 45 00:04:23,041 --> 00:04:24,156 Thanks. 46 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:27,413 Thank you, everyone. 47 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,501 God bless us... 48 00:04:31,051 --> 00:04:32,676 everyone. 49 00:04:33,178 --> 00:04:34,554 Navin! 50 00:04:39,811 --> 00:04:42,730 Can you send the potatoes and greens? 51 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:46,232 - Navin, darling. - I'm sorry I ruined the party. 52 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:48,858 You didn't. 53 00:04:53,745 --> 00:04:55,323 Here you get a Twinkie. 54 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:00,332 I'm not hungry. 55 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:03,664 Do you feel different again? 56 00:05:04,258 --> 00:05:07,425 Like I don't fit in. As if I don't belong here. 57 00:05:08,805 --> 00:05:11,842 It's your birthday, it's time for you to know. 58 00:05:12,893 --> 00:05:15,219 You are not really our child. 59 00:05:21,111 --> 00:05:22,522 Not? 60 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,113 We found you at the door... 61 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,704 but raised you as if you were one of us. 62 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,785 I will certainly have this ferry always? 63 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:40,841 I would love you if you had the ferry of a baboon's butt. 64 00:05:49,854 --> 00:05:53,722 Navin, I have put the ointment in plastic wrap, just the way you want it. 65 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:59,022 Want to come and sing some blues? 66 00:05:59,783 --> 00:06:01,277 No thanks, Taj. 67 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:04,200 There is something wrong with those songs. 68 00:06:04,914 --> 00:06:06,658 I get depressed. 69 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:09,286 Come, darling. 70 00:06:18,848 --> 00:06:20,508 Say yes, darling. 71 00:06:22,602 --> 00:06:24,678 Now you know the pace. 72 00:06:33,657 --> 00:06:36,409 And with that we conclude Sunday's gospel hour... 73 00:06:36,494 --> 00:06:38,653 live from Four Square Gospel Church... 74 00:06:38,747 --> 00:06:41,748 at Divine Salvation in St. Louis, Missouri. 75 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,206 Rev. Willard Willman. 76 00:06:44,295 --> 00:06:46,537 And now, music all night. 77 00:06:46,631 --> 00:06:48,671 Soothing music. 78 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:06,262 - Grandma! - What is it? 79 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,598 - Look! - What happened? 80 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,061 Do not touch the radio. Don't touch it! 81 00:08:11,275 --> 00:08:13,102 Turn up! Turn up! 82 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:16,311 I have never heard such music before. 83 00:08:16,531 --> 00:08:19,402 It speaks to me! Bye! Dad! 84 00:08:19,493 --> 00:08:22,411 It's incredible. Look now. 85 00:08:25,709 --> 00:08:26,788 Yes? 86 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:31,913 If this is out there, think how much more there is! 87 00:08:32,008 --> 00:08:36,303 This music begs me go out and be someone! 88 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,888 - But Navin... - Let him go. 89 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,776 Now when you're going out into the world... 90 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,824 Is there anything you need to know. 91 00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:58,452 - Do you see? - Yes. 92 00:08:58,665 --> 00:09:00,243 It's shit. 93 00:09:01,544 --> 00:09:04,711 And this is shoe polish. 94 00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:08,588 crap. 95 00:09:10,012 --> 00:09:11,423 Shoe polish. 96 00:09:11,598 --> 00:09:13,804 You will be fine. 97 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:17,556 Which city are you going to first? 98 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:21,895 St. Louis, I thought. The radio show was broadcast from there. 99 00:09:22,152 --> 00:09:25,937 Remember that the Lord loves the worker. 100 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,190 - "The Lord loves the worker." - And boy... 101 00:09:28,284 --> 00:09:30,858 never, ever trust the whites. 102 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,657 "Trust not in white men. The Lord loveth the laborer. Don't trust the whites. " 103 00:09:36,669 --> 00:09:37,950 Darling. 104 00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:40,335 Dad. 105 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:45,169 Pierre. Come here. 106 00:09:45,847 --> 00:09:47,639 Don't forget to grow up now. 107 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:50,430 - Good luck, brother. - Send a postcard. 108 00:09:52,397 --> 00:09:54,769 Okay, let the boy go now. 109 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,522 - Hey there. - We have to work. 110 00:09:57,987 --> 00:10:01,403 I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. 111 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,906 I will, mom. I know it's out there. 112 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:10,789 Yes, there is. If you get it, ask the doctor to cure it. 113 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,168 - "Ask the doctor to cure it." - Good luck. 114 00:10:13,255 --> 00:10:15,925 "The Lord loveth the laborer. Trust not in white men. 115 00:10:16,009 --> 00:10:18,215 “Ask the doctor to cure it. " 116 00:10:19,262 --> 00:10:20,840 Hey there, grandma! 117 00:10:35,073 --> 00:10:37,647 I really miss Navin. 118 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:41,411 Will he ever come back? 119 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:46,461 Take away his seat at the table. It makes us depressed. 120 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,341 I wonder if he is okay? 121 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,843 Navin! How is it? 122 00:10:56,933 --> 00:11:00,552 Don't worry about me. I think a car is coming now. 123 00:11:00,771 --> 00:11:03,975 No, wait. It's a truck! 124 00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:06,479 Lord... 125 00:11:06,987 --> 00:11:08,944 take care of our little boy. 126 00:11:14,746 --> 00:11:17,238 - I hitchhike. - How far are you going? 127 00:11:17,332 --> 00:11:19,741 St Louis. How far are you going? 128 00:11:20,002 --> 00:11:22,245 Until the fence ends. 129 00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:24,376 Okay. 130 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,472 My name is Navin Johnson. What is your name? 131 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,429 - Now we are there. - Okay. 132 00:11:40,152 --> 00:11:42,145 Thanks for the company. 133 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:45,656 Hope to be able to repay it one day. 134 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,506 What do you want? are you lost 135 00:12:40,349 --> 00:12:43,517 Do you want to play? Has anything happened? 136 00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,310 Problem? 137 00:12:48,317 --> 00:12:50,144 An accident? 138 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,695 Has anyone drowned? 139 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,739 Burns? 140 00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:55,617 Fire burn! 141 00:12:59,164 --> 00:13:01,406 We must warn everyone! 142 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,083 I've heard of dogs like you. You will be famous! 143 00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:09,456 They will take pictures of you and put in the newspaper! 144 00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:11,172 How exciting! 145 00:13:11,262 --> 00:13:15,260 You saved my life! Come on, we must warn everyone! 146 00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:20,682 Fire! The fire is lit! 147 00:13:20,773 --> 00:13:23,858 Wake! Fire! 148 00:13:23,944 --> 00:13:26,981 Fire! The dog has saved everyone's life! 149 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:30,572 Unbelievable! What a dog! A lifesaver! 150 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:35,204 I'll call him that too�. Old Lifeguard. 151 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:42,086 Listen up! False alarm. It doesn't burn. 152 00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:46,963 Don't call the dog "Lifeguard". 153 00:13:47,055 --> 00:13:50,259 - Not? - Call him "Skith�g". 154 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:52,967 Good. "Crap." 155 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,314 How exciting. 156 00:13:56,107 --> 00:13:59,892 It is exciting to live here. 157 00:14:00,112 --> 00:14:01,904 A guy and his dog. 158 00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:07,619 St. Louis? 159 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,739 No. Naveen Johnson. 160 00:14:09,874 --> 00:14:12,282 No, do you want a lift to St Louis? 161 00:14:12,544 --> 00:14:15,000 - Okay, thanks. - Jump in. 162 00:14:18,092 --> 00:14:20,381 It will be good here. 163 00:14:29,815 --> 00:14:31,523 Thanks. 164 00:14:33,444 --> 00:14:35,900 - Where are you going? - On the toilet. 165 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,736 - You must have a key. - Can I have one? 166 00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:41,661 The key is to customers who buy petrol. 167 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,331 I buy petrol. 168 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,415 I don't see a car. 169 00:14:46,627 --> 00:14:49,200 I just need a bit for the lighter. 170 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:50,210 Look! 171 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:53,465 The wife wanted to keep me at home. Think what I had missed. 172 00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,877 Full tank of lighter? 173 00:14:55,971 --> 00:14:58,463 - It hangs on the wall. - Thank you. 174 00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:09,613 - Come back with it. - I promise. 175 00:15:11,406 --> 00:15:12,687 Listen! 176 00:15:12,867 --> 00:15:15,109 Silver Helmet, I'm talking to you. 177 00:15:15,912 --> 00:15:18,664 Do you want to become CEO of Texaco Oil? 178 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,247 - Sure! - Scrub you out of the sink in there. 179 00:15:24,047 --> 00:15:26,799 Will I become CEO of Texaco Oil then? 180 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:29,382 You have to work your way up. 181 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:33,420 You have been working for me for 10 minutes and already wants to become CEO. So scary! 182 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,762 Get started! 183 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:38,142 But I don't work here. 184 00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,308 Not even for $1.10 an hour? 185 00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:09,883 "Dear family, I got a good job at a deli. 186 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:12,054 "I don't want to say what I earn... 187 00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:14,389 "but it's a lot! 188 00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,522 "I'll send $2!" 189 00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,817 Such a good boy! 190 00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:22,489 "It's fun to work, and Mr. Hartounian is very nice. 191 00:16:22,659 --> 00:16:24,866 "He teaches me what intolerance is. 192 00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:31,034 "I have to stop now. Do you think I write letters all day?" 193 00:16:33,505 --> 00:16:36,460 - Are you really sleeping here? - Yes, are you doing well? 194 00:16:37,844 --> 00:16:40,466 Follow along. I have a nice place for you. 195 00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:44,135 Turn on the light. You will like this. 196 00:16:45,478 --> 00:16:50,188 Like? I love it! It is wonderful! 197 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,234 It has a toilet! 198 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:56,033 This must be the kitchen. No. 199 00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:59,077 I could... 200 00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:01,653 take this wall and turn it this way... 201 00:17:01,748 --> 00:17:03,871 and make a bigger living room... 202 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:07,874 and create open spaces to the rest of the room. It will be fantastic. 203 00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:10,372 No, I only raise 15 cm here... 204 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:14,216 creates the illusion of two rooms, and maintains the airiness. 205 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:17,010 Then I can put bookshelves here. 206 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:21,474 No, I put the books over here, so I can relax here... 207 00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:25,609 customers can use the toilet. I don't bother them or vice versa. 208 00:17:25,693 --> 00:17:28,481 Take it easy. It's not here. Without here. 209 00:17:30,991 --> 00:17:33,317 I'm still not done with this. 210 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,244 Here it is. 211 00:17:36,748 --> 00:17:38,124 It's perfect! 212 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,332 I don't need to change anything! 213 00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:41,742 Take a look. 214 00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:45,090 No kitchen, no windows, chairs or tables. 215 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:47,257 It is completely incomplete! 216 00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:52,055 I make the bed here, arrange a bigger lamp, collects sheets from the house. 217 00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:53,969 Then you have everything you need. 218 00:17:56,022 --> 00:17:58,596 How much does it cost? 219 00:17:58,692 --> 00:18:02,192 Nothing. When you're rich and famous can you send me a postcard 220 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,865 A postcard? 221 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,580 Okay. We are �verence. 222 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,742 Clear. 223 00:18:18,757 --> 00:18:20,086 What is it? 224 00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:22,299 Come on out, baby. 225 00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:25,674 This is my wife Lenore. Lenore, this is Navin. 226 00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:27,339 Nice to meet you. 227 00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:30,804 Do you know why such a beautiful woman married me? 228 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:32,730 So that I earn enough. 229 00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:35,687 This will be the first time you are alone on a Sunday. 230 00:18:35,778 --> 00:18:39,646 If anything happens to the guy would she leave me as a... 231 00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:44,241 So there would be no more... 232 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:48,081 - Do you know what I mean? - Yes. Nothing more... 233 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,083 Remember to protect your mate with your life... 234 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,968 because my sex life is in your hands. 235 00:19:07,608 --> 00:19:09,400 I can fix the shock absorbers. 236 00:19:09,485 --> 00:19:13,021 No, we just want gas, muchacho. 237 00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:16,200 Okay, but it's Sunday. We only take credit cards. 238 00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:19,154 And all the cash is locked in? 239 00:19:19,247 --> 00:19:23,376 Not locked. We have a lot of cash. But the banks are closed... 240 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:26,166 and I must not receive or hand out cash. 241 00:19:26,255 --> 00:19:29,257 I'm alone for the first time. I don't want anything to happen. 242 00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:33,423 Waving so much money in front of people they can kill you. 243 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:35,507 That's why we only take credit cards. 244 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,895 Do we have any credit cards? 245 00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:40,972 Credit card. 246 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,531 No, thanks. I don't smoke. 247 00:19:49,617 --> 00:19:52,155 - What kind of cigarettes are these? - Marijuana. 248 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:53,443 Marijuana? 249 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,289 They are not that good. 250 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:58,826 - Does it work with MasterCharge? - Yes, we'll take it. 251 00:19:59,087 --> 00:20:02,753 Would you like a full tank, Mrs. Nussbaum? 252 00:20:04,677 --> 00:20:06,551 My name is Mr. Nussbaum. 253 00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:09,254 Yes, it's his wife's card. 254 00:20:09,391 --> 00:20:12,558 - His wife's card? - Yes, I vouch for him. 255 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,934 Okay, only we get a guarantee. 256 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,162 Stolen! 257 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:52,103 I got it! Send a police car. 258 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:56,651 Mrs. Nussbaum's credit card! I have the guys who stole it. 259 00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:00,983 Wait, they're honking at me! A moment! 260 00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:09,370 - Yes? - Can you throw a couple of tires in the back? 261 00:21:10,381 --> 00:21:12,041 Take it on the card. Radial cover. 262 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:15,918 - Take whitewall tires, by the way. - Yes indeed, Mr. Nussbaum. 263 00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:24,972 I'm back, it's even worse. 264 00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:29,016 They don't just steal gas, without tires and everything. 265 00:21:29,112 --> 00:21:30,820 They are really deceiving us. 266 00:21:30,906 --> 00:21:33,741 It's Hartounian's pub on the corner... 267 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,531 Wait, I don't want them to suspect anything. 268 00:21:38,582 --> 00:21:42,366 Don't worry, I can keep them. I've seen a trick on TV. 269 00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:48,802 - Here's the tire. - Good. 270 00:22:32,772 --> 00:22:34,516 - Anything else? - Yes. 271 00:22:34,608 --> 00:22:37,728 We'll take that money you have in your pocket. 272 00:22:38,779 --> 00:22:41,105 Certainly. I'll take it on the card. 273 00:22:43,118 --> 00:22:46,203 You know what? You are our eighth customer today! 274 00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:49,166 You have won a free oven mitt! 275 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,618 I'll get one for you. 276 00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:07,848 Yes, me again. 277 00:23:09,650 --> 00:23:13,233 They will stay here for a while. Don't worry. I have fixed it. 278 00:23:13,905 --> 00:23:16,942 Do you want to wait for an oven mitt? 279 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,583 Wait a little. 280 00:23:51,242 --> 00:23:55,287 They may not be here when you arrive but... 281 00:23:56,039 --> 00:23:59,325 it's a blue two-door Cheva. 282 00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:03,453 It runs south on Hertado Street. 283 00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:06,794 No, I don't see the number but... 284 00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,920 it draws a small church. 285 00:24:10,557 --> 00:24:15,433 A bl� cheva with a small church behind. You'll probably see it. 286 00:24:16,397 --> 00:24:18,853 I'm not actually mad at you. 287 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:22,235 What's the matter with you? What did I get rid of, some tires? 288 00:24:24,866 --> 00:24:27,737 Think positively. We got rid of the church. 289 00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:30,410 Mr. Hartounian. 290 00:24:35,962 --> 00:24:38,002 My God! 291 00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:41,378 Thanks. 292 00:24:50,146 --> 00:24:52,934 The new telephone directory has arrived! 293 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,314 Imagine being so happy for nothing. 294 00:24:55,402 --> 00:24:58,190 Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73! 295 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,401 "Johnson, Navin R." 296 00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:06,324 I am somebody now. Millions of people look at it here every day! 297 00:25:06,457 --> 00:25:08,830 It's like spontaneous publicity... 298 00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:12,205 your name in print, which creates success! 299 00:25:13,216 --> 00:25:14,959 I'm under pressure! 300 00:25:16,386 --> 00:25:19,886 Now things are happening soon. 301 00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:25,388 "Johnson, Navin R." 302 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,639 Sounds like a real pothole. 303 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:34,323 D�, Navin R. Johnson. 304 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,071 PRICES - IF YOU HAVE TO ASK DON'T YOU HAVE IT? 305 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:38,860 Crouch! 306 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,407 Damn pile of shit, typical average pub. 307 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,707 - Full tank? - Full tank and some more. 308 00:25:45,797 --> 00:25:49,332 - Stan Fox, gas buyer. - Navin R. Johnson, Gasoline Salesman! 309 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,132 You, you mediocre… 310 00:25:52,304 --> 00:25:56,766 typical roadblocks for-a-damn-middle-victim's poop! 311 00:25:57,144 --> 00:26:00,098 - Check the oil? - Look, Navin R. Johnson. 312 00:26:00,189 --> 00:26:01,683 Oil race ready! 313 00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:04,147 We check the oil together. 314 00:26:04,986 --> 00:26:05,852 Thanks. 315 00:26:08,949 --> 00:26:10,325 Stand in the way! 316 00:26:11,327 --> 00:26:14,033 Looks good, or what do you say? 317 00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:15,742 Stupid glasses. 318 00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:18,662 Looks great. Hurry up. The clock is ticking. 319 00:26:18,753 --> 00:26:22,834 I'm going to the bathroom. Don't forget to check the tires. Damn take the glasses. 320 00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:25,630 Of course. Fuck you! 321 00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:28,174 Damn! 322 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,762 Damn take the glass! 323 00:26:35,982 --> 00:26:38,271 - I can cook them. - Can you? 324 00:26:38,402 --> 00:26:40,525 Okay, you fix them! 325 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:15,066 Check, I fixed them. 326 00:27:16,614 --> 00:27:18,192 I was thinking... 327 00:27:18,283 --> 00:27:21,450 "Why are the glasses moving back and forth?" 328 00:27:21,537 --> 00:27:24,075 Therefore, when you take them off and on... 329 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,366 there is pressure on the temples. 330 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,038 Die they wear. 331 00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:31,421 I put a little handle here in the middle... 332 00:27:31,549 --> 00:27:33,922 so that the pressure ends up on the bridge of the nose. 333 00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:36,253 Like the parallel bars on a Buick -72. 334 00:27:36,346 --> 00:27:40,345 And a little nose brake here for less sliding. Test. 335 00:27:41,019 --> 00:27:42,478 Use the handle. 336 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,015 Really... 337 00:27:48,653 --> 00:27:49,816 It works. 338 00:27:51,615 --> 00:27:55,400 I make good money selling late here. 339 00:27:55,495 --> 00:27:58,995 If I can develop this thing we share the profit 50-50. 340 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,914 How much does the petrol cost? I'm going to sell a lot of shit. 341 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:04,874 - 26.41. - This is thirty. Keep the switch. 342 00:28:05,382 --> 00:28:06,841 Thanks! 343 00:28:10,179 --> 00:28:13,631 In the middle of nowhere! Say your last prayer, shithead! 344 00:28:23,278 --> 00:28:25,900 Harry! Look here! 345 00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:29,106 What's with the cans? 346 00:28:29,869 --> 00:28:31,779 D�, pale fart! 347 00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:38,163 There is something wrong with the cans. They leak. 348 00:28:38,296 --> 00:28:39,755 Come and have a look. 349 00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:43,885 Take notice if you don't want to leak blood. 350 00:28:44,262 --> 00:28:47,049 It's not the cans' fault but him! 351 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,304 He hates these cans. 352 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,606 Watch out for the cans! 353 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,691 D�, gas guy! 354 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:01,229 I have to get away from the jars! 355 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,365 There are cans in here too! 356 00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,780 Running! 357 00:29:07,707 --> 00:29:09,166 More cans! 358 00:29:10,001 --> 00:29:11,626 There, you crouch! 359 00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:17,708 He does not want to heal the jars, but on you. 360 00:29:17,802 --> 00:29:19,261 Huh? 361 00:29:22,224 --> 00:29:24,182 Your pale stool! 362 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,762 My God! I risk your life! 363 00:29:27,856 --> 00:29:29,683 - Cover me! - I will. 364 00:29:30,442 --> 00:29:32,186 Shit! 365 00:29:37,034 --> 00:29:39,525 Stop here! I'll trick him! 366 00:29:54,722 --> 00:29:57,011 Come on, Skith�g! 367 00:29:59,102 --> 00:30:01,510 Come on! Good dog! 368 00:30:31,349 --> 00:30:34,351 "Carnival staff only. " Damn! 369 00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:38,304 CARNIVAL STAFF ONLY RUN SLOW MAX. 15 KM/H 370 00:30:39,025 --> 00:30:40,484 Come, Skith�g! 371 00:30:41,153 --> 00:30:43,193 You don't work at the carnival! 372 00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:50,825 He doesn't work here! 373 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,452 Okay, out with you! 374 00:31:00,468 --> 00:31:04,051 “So when I said to Mr. Hartounian that I should come back, he said: 375 00:31:04,139 --> 00:31:05,550 "Don't be stupid. 376 00:31:05,724 --> 00:31:08,180 "Look at the world. You have already seen me. 377 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:12,854 "I obeyed his advice and started SJM Fiesta Shows as weight guesser. 378 00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:16,643 “Frosty, the boss, said weight guess has great possibilities. 379 00:31:16,904 --> 00:31:20,903 "Ships with $4.75 to my beloved family. 380 00:31:21,535 --> 00:31:24,322 "PS. Is Grandma still farting?" 381 00:31:24,538 --> 00:31:29,166 For 1 dollar I guess weight, height or gender. 382 00:31:29,461 --> 00:31:32,083 Most exciting in the entire area. 383 00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:36,586 Imagine letting a professional guess your weight. 384 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:39,846 You can fill the cheeks, expand the breast... 385 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:42,506 but don't fool the guesser! 386 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:44,809 Maybe you, sir? Get up now! 387 00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:48,646 Darling, we can see how good he is. What do I win? 388 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:53,562 Anything here. 389 00:31:53,657 --> 00:31:57,905 Anything below the stereo and on this side of the anniversary glasses. 390 00:31:57,995 --> 00:32:01,911 Anything in between the ashtrays and the thimble. 391 00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:06,421 Anything on this decimeter, right here, right here. 392 00:32:06,506 --> 00:32:09,258 Including chewing gum, but not the erasers. 393 00:32:09,342 --> 00:32:11,170 No! Come, darling. 394 00:32:11,261 --> 00:32:13,551 He thought I was easily deceived. 395 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:18,759 Frosty, I'm not good at this. 396 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,763 Yes, it's doing great. 397 00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:24,849 I have already given away 8 pens, 2 dolls and 1 ashtray... 398 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:27,068 and only brought in $15. 399 00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:30,200 Navin, you have received 15 dollars... 400 00:32:30,326 --> 00:32:33,031 and gave away 50 cents of junk! 401 00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:36,950 Which gives a net profit of 14.50. 402 00:32:42,716 --> 00:32:45,124 Profitable business. 403 00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:50,173 Not so stressful. 404 00:32:51,018 --> 00:32:54,019 Let me guess your weight! Only one dollar! 405 00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:58,684 Correct weight guess! Take the chance to win some junk. 406 00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,351 Ladies and gentlemen... 407 00:33:01,572 --> 00:33:06,235 I ask you to look to the left. 408 00:33:06,578 --> 00:33:11,122 Let me introduce the incredible Patti Bernstein... 409 00:33:12,085 --> 00:33:14,541 which goes through... 410 00:33:14,671 --> 00:33:17,792 the flaming wall of death! 411 00:34:23,045 --> 00:34:25,252 Do you want to guess my weight, greengrocer? 412 00:34:25,423 --> 00:34:28,093 I saw you yesterday. You were great. 413 00:34:28,260 --> 00:34:30,586 Certainly. Turn around. 414 00:34:31,389 --> 00:34:32,587 Huh? 415 00:34:32,765 --> 00:34:34,390 Turn around. 416 00:34:36,603 --> 00:34:37,979 Do so here. 417 00:34:41,985 --> 00:34:45,319 You're okay. Give me a piece of corn sausage. 418 00:34:45,739 --> 00:34:47,697 Bacillus, right? 419 00:34:48,576 --> 00:34:50,486 Put on a condom. 420 00:34:53,165 --> 00:34:54,541 Jump up. 421 00:35:01,341 --> 00:35:03,667 Don't wear him out. He has to work tonight. 422 00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:12,144 What a place! 423 00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:19,234 A person's home says so much. 424 00:35:19,322 --> 00:35:21,398 Looking around I see… 425 00:35:21,491 --> 00:35:24,243 that you are a real piece of shit. 426 00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:29,916 What do I do with it here? 427 00:35:33,088 --> 00:35:34,880 Yes, there. 428 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:40,596 Where do you have the garbage? 429 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,300 There. 430 00:35:49,441 --> 00:35:52,063 - Do you know what I want to do? - Huh? 431 00:35:53,404 --> 00:35:54,947 Guess your weight. 432 00:35:55,031 --> 00:35:56,740 That would be interesting. 433 00:35:56,825 --> 00:35:59,114 No one has tried to guess my weight. 434 00:35:59,203 --> 00:36:02,323 - I guess theirs so it would... - Raise your arms. 435 00:36:04,918 --> 00:36:07,754 Now I have a completely new perspective. 436 00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:15,299 You are really trying to be precise. 437 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,139 Is it hot in here? 438 00:36:24,233 --> 00:36:26,107 Wait a minute! 439 00:36:26,361 --> 00:36:28,852 What happens to my special goal? 440 00:36:28,947 --> 00:36:30,490 What is your specific goal? 441 00:36:30,574 --> 00:36:33,778 When I was a child my mother said that it was my special goal... 442 00:36:33,870 --> 00:36:36,824 and that I one day would like to know what it was! 443 00:36:36,915 --> 00:36:38,742 It's today! 444 00:36:44,466 --> 00:36:46,423 It's like a ride! 445 00:36:48,095 --> 00:36:51,797 "Dear family, guess what happened? 446 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:57,898 "Today I discovered my special goal. 447 00:36:59,234 --> 00:37:02,271 “I had so much fun. 448 00:37:02,613 --> 00:37:06,563 "I wish the whole family could have been there. 449 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,734 "Maybe another time... 450 00:37:10,205 --> 00:37:13,373 "because I plan to do this often... 451 00:37:14,127 --> 00:37:16,499 "as often as I can. 452 00:37:17,130 --> 00:37:20,547 “I think I can send more money next week... 453 00:37:20,676 --> 00:37:23,298 "because I'll probably have to work extra. 454 00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:26,805 "My friend Patti has promised to give me a blowjob. 455 00:37:26,892 --> 00:37:28,968 “Your dear son, Navin. " 456 00:37:29,312 --> 00:37:31,850 And here are the kisses. 457 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:37,946 - Patti must be a strange girl. - God bless her. 458 00:38:05,146 --> 00:38:09,477 Do you think we will get to know each other so we can kiss? 459 00:38:09,568 --> 00:38:12,060 It is not necessary. You are my husband. 460 00:38:12,238 --> 00:38:15,156 It's as if we were married. Look at my butt. 461 00:38:17,578 --> 00:38:21,244 My last name is tattooed just below J: Na. 462 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:26,296 First I get in the telephone directory, and now on your ass. 463 00:38:26,631 --> 00:38:30,676 More people probably see it there in the telephone directory. 464 00:38:43,818 --> 00:38:45,147 End station! 465 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:48,772 I'm the train driver Fred. Come and say hello to me again. 466 00:38:52,912 --> 00:38:54,288 Billy! 467 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:05,585 Have you seen a 5-year-old boy, blond, and a t-shirt with "bullshit" on it 468 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:10,133 No, just a boy with a t-shirt as it said "life is shit" 469 00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:13,934 We got off the carousel and he said he wanted to catch the train. 470 00:39:14,021 --> 00:39:15,765 There he is! Billy! 471 00:39:15,857 --> 00:39:17,814 - Come back! - Get off the train. 472 00:39:18,193 --> 00:39:20,316 Pull the lever! 473 00:39:20,404 --> 00:39:23,109 Here, hold it here. And here they are! 474 00:39:24,409 --> 00:39:28,657 Take my keys. And kept my wallet. 475 00:39:29,373 --> 00:39:32,328 Do not touch the heating lever, The fuel tank can explode! 476 00:39:32,418 --> 00:39:35,539 If the Wolfe and Smith meter is over 160... 477 00:39:35,631 --> 00:39:38,502 - you turn off there. - This is the last time! 478 00:39:38,593 --> 00:39:41,713 There is a screwdriver. Insert it and turn 1/4 turn. 479 00:39:41,972 --> 00:39:43,846 There will be a tunnel. 480 00:39:43,932 --> 00:39:46,602 Don't stand up. The tunnel is only 1 m high. 481 00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:49,013 - No. - I feel fine. 482 00:39:49,105 --> 00:39:52,023 I was protected by the screen on the driver's cap. 483 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,292 Thanks for pulling the cap down. 484 00:40:14,261 --> 00:40:17,547 You almost scared me to death. Thank you so much. 485 00:40:17,723 --> 00:40:20,641 It would have been so embarrassing to come home without Billy. 486 00:40:20,727 --> 00:40:26,149 Here are your gloves, the oil can and the wallet. 487 00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:28,437 And this is what happened. 488 00:40:31,448 --> 00:40:33,073 Yes, look boys! 489 00:40:33,325 --> 00:40:37,490 What you did was very brave. 490 00:40:37,789 --> 00:40:40,078 Can I replace you in any way? 491 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,704 Replace me? 492 00:40:41,794 --> 00:40:45,045 I can't receive anything for saving your child. 493 00:40:45,131 --> 00:40:49,545 It's not my child. I babysit for a friend. 494 00:40:50,095 --> 00:40:54,141 - Is a kiss too much to ask? - No. 495 00:40:56,979 --> 00:40:58,806 He is a real badass. 496 00:41:07,742 --> 00:41:09,117 Thanks. 497 00:41:13,707 --> 00:41:14,906 Miss? 498 00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:19,254 I was standing right here, and I'm wondering... 499 00:41:19,464 --> 00:41:22,585 if you don't have anything for you tomorrow... 500 00:41:25,054 --> 00:41:29,302 maybe you want to meet... 501 00:41:29,893 --> 00:41:31,139 Huh? 502 00:41:32,522 --> 00:41:37,268 Maybe you would like to meet me. 503 00:41:37,778 --> 00:41:40,104 Are you trying to ask me out? 504 00:41:43,243 --> 00:41:46,862 Once for no, twice for yes. 505 00:41:49,876 --> 00:41:51,251 Okay. 506 00:41:53,213 --> 00:41:54,838 You are so cute. 507 00:41:54,965 --> 00:41:58,501 How about four thirty at the carousel? 508 00:41:58,595 --> 00:42:00,220 Okay. 509 00:42:02,892 --> 00:42:04,968 Do you have any boyfriends? 510 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:07,928 Not really. 511 00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:11,891 are they crazy If I were a man I would hang around you all the time. 512 00:42:11,986 --> 00:42:14,691 Try it then. 513 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:16,816 See you tomorrow. 514 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,326 What is your name? 515 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:21,993 Marie. 516 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,084 What is your name? 517 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:29,547 I will say that tomorrow. So we have something fun to talk about. 518 00:42:46,986 --> 00:42:48,101 Hello! 519 00:42:48,238 --> 00:42:50,314 What is it, my old man? 520 00:42:52,076 --> 00:42:53,654 They belong to you. 521 00:42:56,998 --> 00:42:58,161 Thanks. 522 00:42:58,584 --> 00:43:01,835 Do you remember that time? when I showed my tattoo? 523 00:43:01,921 --> 00:43:03,202 Yes. 524 00:43:04,216 --> 00:43:06,292 I forgot to say one thing. 525 00:43:06,385 --> 00:43:08,793 - Yeah�? What d�? - This here. 526 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:19,811 That's what happens if I ever see you looking at other girls. 527 00:43:20,193 --> 00:43:21,688 Glad you said that. 528 00:43:21,778 --> 00:43:25,528 Remember I wasn't angry. 529 00:43:26,242 --> 00:43:29,078 And I stayed away from your writing. 530 00:43:30,289 --> 00:43:31,997 Hey there, honey. 531 00:43:34,293 --> 00:43:37,081 - Hello! - What happened? 532 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:40,631 It was incredible. Some guys attacked me. 533 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:43,719 They tried to take the flowers. I bought them for you. 534 00:43:43,805 --> 00:43:46,557 It belongs to a meeting. 535 00:43:46,683 --> 00:43:49,934 Yes, I have heard that. What was that? 536 00:43:51,314 --> 00:43:53,224 A couple of dozen roses. 537 00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:55,894 Looks like daisy girls. 538 00:43:55,986 --> 00:43:59,023 Huh? Then the guy tricked me. 539 00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:02,117 Put daisy stems on my roses. 540 00:44:02,953 --> 00:44:05,279 Those types are dangerous. 541 00:44:05,373 --> 00:44:08,125 We'll probably get out of here before she sees us. 542 00:44:08,585 --> 00:44:10,708 - "She"? - Huh? 543 00:44:10,838 --> 00:44:13,625 - You said "she". - No! 544 00:44:13,716 --> 00:44:15,590 I always call walking "she". 545 00:44:15,677 --> 00:44:19,212 It's like calling a bitch "she" or a hurricane "she". 546 00:44:19,306 --> 00:44:20,504 Or a girl? 547 00:44:21,016 --> 00:44:25,347 You can call a girl "she". There is only one of the things that can be called "she". 548 00:44:28,192 --> 00:44:30,066 Why are you smiling? 549 00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:33,358 No one has been here before. 550 00:44:33,865 --> 00:44:35,028 Do you live here? 551 00:44:35,617 --> 00:44:37,112 It's nice. 552 00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:38,525 Have you decorated it? 553 00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:42,406 I got it here from Pizzakoppen before they tore it down. 554 00:44:46,339 --> 00:44:47,964 Very good pizza. 555 00:44:48,091 --> 00:44:50,167 The best pizza in a cup. 556 00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:54,045 This guy is incredible. He bankrupted the Pizza Cup. 557 00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:56,810 People came here from all over to eat it. 558 00:45:10,535 --> 00:45:13,702 You have beautiful skin. 559 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:17,996 For me? 560 00:45:24,385 --> 00:45:27,054 So smooth and flexible. 561 00:45:27,889 --> 00:45:30,594 I have that after my mother. 562 00:45:30,892 --> 00:45:34,761 Unbelievable that it bounces back like that. 563 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:38,689 - are you a model? - No. 564 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,148 I am a beautician. 565 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:46,285 are you Cosmetologist? 566 00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:49,072 Unbelievable. 567 00:45:49,582 --> 00:45:51,325 Impressive. 568 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:54,539 Must be difficult with the weightlessness. 569 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:58,540 Before I ask a personal question? 570 00:45:59,969 --> 00:46:01,464 What d�? 571 00:46:03,223 --> 00:46:05,015 Be honest now. 572 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,767 You have a boyfriend, right? 573 00:46:09,439 --> 00:46:10,684 Type. 574 00:46:12,443 --> 00:46:15,148 I know this is our first encounter, but... 575 00:46:17,073 --> 00:46:21,072 when you make love to your guy next time... 576 00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:24,574 can you think of me then? 577 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:28,367 - I haven't made love to him yet. - What a pity. 578 00:46:29,505 --> 00:46:31,414 Do you think you... 579 00:46:31,883 --> 00:46:33,163 one day... 580 00:46:34,386 --> 00:46:37,008 can make love with me and think of him? 581 00:46:37,222 --> 00:46:38,503 Who knows? 582 00:46:38,724 --> 00:46:41,892 Maybe you can make love with him and think of me. 583 00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,145 It would have been fun to be in a corner. 584 00:47:02,962 --> 00:47:04,540 Do you have a girlfriend? 585 00:47:04,672 --> 00:47:08,540 - Does it matter? - Would be great if you are available. 586 00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,593 It's me. 587 00:47:22,193 --> 00:47:23,569 Did you forget my butt? 588 00:47:23,653 --> 00:47:25,943 No, I've thought about it. 589 00:47:26,282 --> 00:47:28,440 She tattooed my name on her butt. 590 00:47:28,534 --> 00:47:30,693 Not just my name. A lot of names. 591 00:47:30,787 --> 00:47:34,620 Cool stuff too�. She has one where it says. "Limp when it's wet." 592 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:37,959 - How do you know that? - What is she, a hottie? 593 00:47:38,046 --> 00:47:40,253 She's not a sweetie! 594 00:47:41,091 --> 00:47:44,093 I mean, wait a minute. 595 00:47:44,512 --> 00:47:47,549 We are all adults. We can talk about it. 596 00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:50,097 Marie is the type who... 597 00:47:50,185 --> 00:47:52,392 If the bride does not pull from this... 598 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,936 I drive the bike up her ass! 599 00:47:55,025 --> 00:47:56,852 Whereas Patti is more direct. 600 00:47:56,944 --> 00:47:59,020 As for you, bonnlap... 601 00:47:59,822 --> 00:48:01,400 We are married! 602 00:48:01,491 --> 00:48:03,947 And what about you, gold doll... 603 00:48:06,830 --> 00:48:09,583 You protected me. You must really like me. 604 00:48:15,716 --> 00:48:18,290 “I know, I know 605 00:48:18,469 --> 00:48:20,463 “You belong 606 00:48:20,973 --> 00:48:25,137 “A new one 607 00:48:26,187 --> 00:48:28,726 “But tonight 608 00:48:29,024 --> 00:48:33,105 "Are you listening to me? 609 00:48:37,075 --> 00:48:39,531 "�though 610 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:42,158 "We are separated 611 00:48:42,290 --> 00:48:44,532 "You are a part 612 00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:47,325 "From my heart 613 00:48:47,546 --> 00:48:49,919 “And tonight 614 00:48:50,133 --> 00:48:54,345 "Are you listening to me? 615 00:48:58,309 --> 00:49:00,551 "Far down 616 00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:03,102 "At �n 617 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:05,606 "So nice 618 00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:08,317 “It would be 619 00:49:08,822 --> 00:49:10,731 "One more time 620 00:49:10,908 --> 00:49:13,578 "F� dream 621 00:49:13,911 --> 00:49:16,996 "In the moonlight 622 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:22,123 “Honey, I know 623 00:49:22,213 --> 00:49:24,502 “At dawn 624 00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:26,548 "Disappearing 625 00:49:27,261 --> 00:49:29,799 “You 626 00:49:30,014 --> 00:49:32,137 “But tonight 627 00:49:32,726 --> 00:49:34,885 "You belong 628 00:49:35,562 --> 00:49:39,513 "Me, Just Little Me" 629 00:50:11,022 --> 00:50:12,647 You know... 630 00:50:13,567 --> 00:50:16,105 when you played it... 631 00:50:17,238 --> 00:50:20,275 I fantasized that I could… 632 00:50:21,159 --> 00:50:22,535 lift... 633 00:50:23,036 --> 00:50:26,905 float down the cornet... 634 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,451 straight down here... 635 00:50:29,586 --> 00:50:31,745 through the vaults... 636 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,336 down the tube... 637 00:50:34,759 --> 00:50:37,167 and up to your lips... 638 00:50:38,054 --> 00:50:40,048 and give you a kiss. 639 00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,560 Why didn't you do it? 640 00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:47,222 I didn't want saliva on me. 641 00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:42,038 Was it good for you too�? 642 00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,045 I really want to kiss you… 643 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:51,808 but I'm afraid. 644 00:51:52,436 --> 00:51:55,603 - I had stuck my tongue out. - No, I mean... 645 00:51:58,235 --> 00:52:00,726 I'm afraid that if I kiss you... 646 00:52:02,573 --> 00:52:04,613 I would fall in love with you. 647 00:52:05,618 --> 00:52:07,077 Would you? 648 00:52:07,704 --> 00:52:09,697 And I don't want that. 649 00:52:11,042 --> 00:52:12,584 Not? 650 00:52:13,962 --> 00:52:18,292 My mother sacrificed everything to I could be a beautician. 651 00:52:18,551 --> 00:52:20,010 Did she? 652 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,259 She dreams of me succeeding. 653 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,351 Does she? 654 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,764 Marry someone with power... 655 00:52:31,608 --> 00:52:33,815 money, visions. 656 00:52:35,196 --> 00:52:37,770 Someone with a special goal. 657 00:52:41,078 --> 00:52:42,822 I have one! 658 00:52:43,414 --> 00:52:46,784 - I have a special goal! - Have you? 659 00:52:46,877 --> 00:52:48,916 Yes, it is fantastic! 660 00:52:49,004 --> 00:52:52,208 It is wonderful! Unbelievable! 661 00:52:52,383 --> 00:52:56,464 I was afraid to tell about it. Your mother will love me. 662 00:52:59,266 --> 00:53:01,592 Marie, are you awake? 663 00:53:03,647 --> 00:53:04,810 Good. 664 00:53:06,734 --> 00:53:08,941 You are so beautiful and calm... 665 00:53:09,195 --> 00:53:10,903 that you almost look dead. 666 00:53:13,909 --> 00:53:15,617 I am happy because... 667 00:53:15,745 --> 00:53:19,743 I want to say something that is difficult to convey. 668 00:53:21,752 --> 00:53:25,335 Six salmon in a salmon box. 669 00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:31,925 I have never been so relaxed that I could say it before now. 670 00:53:32,765 --> 00:53:35,091 You give me confidence. 671 00:53:36,561 --> 00:53:40,560 I know we just knew each other for four weeks and three days... 672 00:53:40,942 --> 00:53:45,023 but to me it feels like nine weeks and five days. 673 00:53:46,866 --> 00:53:49,571 The first day felt like a week. 674 00:53:50,245 --> 00:53:53,780 And the second day as five days. 675 00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:56,788 And the third day as a week again. 676 00:53:57,128 --> 00:54:00,498 And the fourth day as eight days. 677 00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:04,294 But the fifth day did you say hello to your mother... 678 00:54:04,595 --> 00:54:07,051 and it only felt like one day. 679 00:54:07,432 --> 00:54:10,599 But then you came back, and then... 680 00:54:11,145 --> 00:54:14,265 on the sixth day in the evening, when we met... 681 00:54:14,399 --> 00:54:18,231 it started to feel like two days. 682 00:54:18,737 --> 00:54:22,356 So in the evening it felt like two days which spilled over the next day... 683 00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:27,113 and the beginning feels like four days. So at the end of the sixth day... 684 00:54:27,206 --> 00:54:31,039 and the beginning of the seventh, it felt like five days in total. 685 00:54:31,795 --> 00:54:37,134 And the sixth day like a week and a half. 686 00:54:38,761 --> 00:54:43,389 I wrote it down, but I can show you tomorrow if you want. 687 00:54:44,101 --> 00:54:48,100 In any case, I have decided that tomorrow... 688 00:54:48,857 --> 00:54:53,935 when the time feels right, I will propose to you. 689 00:54:56,157 --> 00:55:00,108 If that's okay with you you don't need to say anything. 690 00:55:04,876 --> 00:55:06,953 You have made me very happy. 691 00:55:14,513 --> 00:55:19,674 “�h, see you again 692 00:55:19,894 --> 00:55:24,641 "When it's spring again" 693 00:55:25,109 --> 00:55:26,604 Sing, darling! 694 00:55:28,989 --> 00:55:32,193 "Time weighs heavily in between 695 00:55:32,535 --> 00:55:34,575 "But the past 696 00:55:34,662 --> 00:55:38,281 "Can't be forgotten 697 00:55:38,792 --> 00:55:43,005 “This sweet memory 698 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:48,844 "Following me through the clear 699 00:55:49,597 --> 00:55:53,845 "Even if the world turns crooked 700 00:55:54,603 --> 00:55:59,349 "Exists in my heart 701 00:56:00,235 --> 00:56:04,898 “The echo of a sigh 702 00:56:08,703 --> 00:56:10,281 "Farewell" 703 00:56:11,165 --> 00:56:14,949 Darling, who is the happiest man in the world? 704 00:56:16,171 --> 00:56:17,250 You! 705 00:56:17,881 --> 00:56:22,010 Yep! And who is the luckiest girl? 706 00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:26,139 That's right. 707 00:56:26,224 --> 00:56:29,843 Darling, you know? I wrote you a song this morning. 708 00:56:29,979 --> 00:56:34,558 "I'll choose a thermos for you 709 00:56:34,651 --> 00:56:38,401 “Not an ordinary thermos for you 710 00:56:38,614 --> 00:56:42,399 "But the extra best thermos there is 711 00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:46,071 "With vinyl and stripes and built-in cup 712 00:56:46,165 --> 00:56:50,116 "I'll choose a thermos for you 713 00:56:50,212 --> 00:56:53,498 “And maybe a barometer too� 714 00:56:53,591 --> 00:56:57,541 “And what more can I give you so that you trust me 715 00:56:57,637 --> 00:57:00,307 "A fever thermometer too�" 716 00:57:00,391 --> 00:57:04,472 Darling, that's something I wanted to ask... 717 00:57:04,604 --> 00:57:06,811 I was afraid you would say no. 718 00:57:07,149 --> 00:57:11,610 This seems to be the right time and place, so... 719 00:57:12,655 --> 00:57:15,527 Darling, will you marry me? 720 00:57:19,163 --> 00:57:23,826 Let's seal it with a kiss! Jump in the tub with me! 721 00:57:24,962 --> 00:57:27,798 Not you, Skith�g. Where is Marie? 722 00:57:29,008 --> 00:57:30,384 Which letter? 723 00:57:38,270 --> 00:57:39,930 "K�ra..." 724 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,536 Marie! 725 00:57:59,212 --> 00:58:02,628 Shit! Come here! Great idea! 726 00:58:04,676 --> 00:58:05,922 Why did you go? 727 00:58:06,011 --> 00:58:08,847 I couldn't read the letter! It was too blurry! 728 00:58:11,435 --> 00:58:12,715 Here, doggy. 729 00:58:19,319 --> 00:58:21,312 Where are you? 730 00:58:37,967 --> 00:58:40,090 This won't be easy, Skith�g. 731 00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:43,546 We have been together a long time. 732 00:58:44,182 --> 00:58:46,674 But I have to leave. 733 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:52,185 Times will come when the food is not enough for two. 734 00:58:52,484 --> 00:58:53,943 And I can't... 735 00:58:54,612 --> 00:58:56,071 Wait a little. 736 00:58:56,155 --> 00:58:57,566 I'm not ready. 737 00:58:57,657 --> 00:58:59,650 Come back, I wasn't done. 738 00:58:59,743 --> 00:59:01,652 I want to say one more thing. 739 00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:07,037 You find a family which can give you a real home... 740 00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:10,294 with kind children and a warm fire. 741 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,707 I never liked you. 742 00:59:12,884 --> 00:59:15,007 Stick now! 743 00:59:15,762 --> 00:59:18,930 Okay, you win! You can follow along. 744 00:59:23,021 --> 00:59:26,473 "And behold, mother, carried it off, with my faithful dog in the lead... 745 00:59:26,901 --> 00:59:29,653 "I will win Marie's hand. 746 00:59:29,779 --> 00:59:34,987 "You'd love her. She looks just like you, but white and blonde. 747 00:59:35,494 --> 00:59:38,994 "To win her back, have I sworn to become n�t. 748 00:59:39,082 --> 00:59:43,661 “I settled in Los Angeles and rented an apartment. 749 00:59:44,338 --> 00:59:46,212 "I haven't heard from Marie. 750 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:51,132 "The bottom is needed. I can only send 49 cents this week…” 751 00:59:51,222 --> 00:59:54,009 - Bless him. - Such a nice boy. 752 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:56,770 "... because I lost all my jobs. 753 00:59:57,229 --> 01:00:01,310 "I'm doing well. The hospital is offering orange juice and cookies... 754 01:00:01,401 --> 01:00:04,319 “only I give them a pint of blood. 755 01:00:04,863 --> 01:00:08,280 "I eat there all week, 3 times a day." 756 01:00:08,409 --> 01:00:09,323 Blood? 757 01:00:09,410 --> 01:00:14,157 "I stopped when I cut myself shaving and only air came out. 758 01:00:15,668 --> 01:00:20,129 "I have to go now, Someone is staring at me with binoculars. 759 01:00:20,215 --> 01:00:22,125 "Your dear son, Navin. " 760 01:00:25,638 --> 01:00:27,382 That's him. 761 01:00:34,357 --> 01:00:35,555 He. 762 01:00:40,406 --> 01:00:44,072 What is he doing here? Shit! 763 01:00:45,370 --> 01:00:47,410 Attack! 764 01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:50,535 Not me! 765 01:00:52,087 --> 01:00:53,996 Stop, Skith�g! 766 01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:54,902 You must write here. 767 01:01:57,415 --> 01:01:59,788 Do I have to sign before you shoot me? 768 01:01:59,877 --> 01:02:01,953 I won't shoot you! 769 01:02:03,172 --> 01:02:05,794 - Why not? - That was my old self. 770 01:02:05,884 --> 01:02:08,257 I was a little confused then. 771 01:02:08,387 --> 01:02:12,006 Had a bad marriage, and had just quit smoking. 772 01:02:12,267 --> 01:02:14,010 I feel good now. 773 01:02:15,103 --> 01:02:17,061 I am a private detective. 774 01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,731 - Adj�. - Thank you. 775 01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,084 "Dear Mr. Johnson... 776 01:02:38,006 --> 01:02:40,414 "visit me in room... 777 01:02:41,677 --> 01:02:45,426 "2655 p� Century Plaza Tower... 778 01:02:45,932 --> 01:02:47,391 "in Los Angeles. 779 01:02:48,435 --> 01:02:53,431 "I have something important to tell you. " 780 01:02:54,234 --> 01:02:56,772 Navin! Do you remember me? 781 01:02:57,822 --> 01:03:00,444 - No, but don't be sad. - Fox. 782 01:03:01,910 --> 01:03:03,618 Stan Fox! 783 01:03:03,704 --> 01:03:05,911 Do you remember the sandwich? 784 01:03:06,123 --> 01:03:10,502 It was not easy to find you! 785 01:03:13,382 --> 01:03:15,007 You don't remember me. 786 01:03:16,803 --> 01:03:19,129 The glass handle! Look! 787 01:03:21,308 --> 01:03:22,637 Yes. 788 01:03:23,144 --> 01:03:25,849 - My glass handle. - Use Opti-Grab. 789 01:03:26,356 --> 01:03:29,274 - "Opti-Grab"? - Yes, we call it Opti-Grab. 790 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,065 - Opti-Grab. - "Opti", by �ga... 791 01:03:32,196 --> 01:03:34,902 and "grab", before you grab it! 792 01:03:35,242 --> 01:03:37,116 Opti-guys it! 793 01:03:37,202 --> 01:03:39,326 Navin, my boy, we have succeeded! 794 01:03:39,413 --> 01:03:42,201 50-50, just like we said. 795 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:45,412 Here I have your first check... 796 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:48,834 p� 250 cold. 797 01:03:49,426 --> 01:03:51,003 Two hundred and fifty? 798 01:03:51,470 --> 01:03:54,555 It's just the beginning. There will be more! 799 01:03:54,932 --> 01:03:56,557 Can I trade it in here? 800 01:03:56,643 --> 01:04:00,772 You can do whatever you want. It's your money. 801 01:04:01,190 --> 01:04:02,649 I need money! 802 01:04:03,067 --> 01:04:08,145 I would like to cash a check. 803 01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:10,073 How much does it cost? 804 01:04:10,242 --> 01:04:14,621 Two hundred and fifty cold. 805 01:04:18,794 --> 01:04:21,998 Two hundred and fifty dollars. 806 01:04:24,468 --> 01:04:28,253 Two hundred and fifty dolmas in all. 807 01:04:31,059 --> 01:04:32,767 Do you want to load it here? 808 01:04:32,895 --> 01:04:35,303 I can take fifty dolmas... 809 01:04:35,398 --> 01:04:38,435 and insert the other two hundred. 810 01:04:38,568 --> 01:04:42,401 - Sit down, Mr. Johnson. - Thank you. 811 01:04:43,658 --> 01:04:45,900 I need two ID documents. 812 01:04:45,994 --> 01:04:50,953 Yes, I have my temporary driver's license... 813 01:04:52,210 --> 01:04:56,339 and my astronaut skills. 814 01:04:57,549 --> 01:05:01,418 Everything was wrong except the social security number. 815 01:05:01,554 --> 01:05:03,179 Didn't get the job. 816 01:05:03,390 --> 01:05:07,969 Looks great. If you can sign here. 817 01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:10,265 - I need a pen. - Okay. 818 01:05:10,356 --> 01:05:12,433 - Here. - Thank you. 819 01:05:13,819 --> 01:05:17,070 Fill in the deposit slip here. 820 01:05:17,657 --> 01:05:21,608 Approve and fill in the deposit slip. 821 01:05:21,912 --> 01:05:25,993 Two hundred and fifty... 822 01:05:26,376 --> 01:05:28,369 thousand... 823 01:05:40,309 --> 01:05:43,145 “Harry, you know? 824 01:05:43,271 --> 01:05:45,395 "I am richer than I dreamed of. 825 01:05:45,649 --> 01:05:49,434 "But I haven't forgotten our agreement. Here comes your postcard. 826 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:52,151 “You didn't think so, did you? 827 01:05:52,324 --> 01:05:54,531 "Your faithful friend, Navin. " 828 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,363 What about that? 829 01:05:56,704 --> 01:05:59,871 He promised me a postcard, and he sent a postcard. 830 01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,000 The guy has integrity. 831 01:06:04,589 --> 01:06:06,831 Young inventor gets rich 832 01:06:20,107 --> 01:06:22,231 Come, Skith�g. 833 01:06:36,836 --> 01:06:39,541 Hall�? Yes? 834 01:06:40,215 --> 01:06:43,051 Who? Mrs. Kimball? 835 01:06:44,845 --> 01:06:46,554 You are Marie's mother! 836 01:06:47,390 --> 01:06:49,514 You read about me in the newspaper? 837 01:06:49,601 --> 01:06:52,307 I have tried to reach her, I don't know where she is. 838 01:06:52,396 --> 01:06:54,769 I would give anything to know. 839 01:06:55,567 --> 01:06:57,441 It sounds a bit expensive. 840 01:06:57,861 --> 01:06:59,688 How about 75 dollars? 841 01:07:00,698 --> 01:07:03,368 Okay, what is it? 842 01:07:03,868 --> 01:07:06,407 May Company in Los Angeles. 843 01:07:06,497 --> 01:07:09,783 I know where she is! 844 01:07:10,001 --> 01:07:12,160 Doesn't feel good? 845 01:07:15,299 --> 01:07:17,755 Now we are done. 846 01:07:19,971 --> 01:07:22,463 The mask should sit for a few minutes... 847 01:07:22,558 --> 01:07:25,227 When we take it off, he looks 20 years younger. 848 01:07:25,311 --> 01:07:26,805 Alevai. 849 01:07:26,896 --> 01:07:28,604 Yes, exactly. 850 01:07:28,690 --> 01:07:34,112 Now let this dry. Meanwhile can we choose eye shadow and lipstick. 851 01:07:34,197 --> 01:07:36,237 Follow along here... 852 01:07:36,324 --> 01:07:39,990 This is a very interesting line. I think you will like it here. 853 01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:44,789 A dark tone brings out your spouse's colors. 854 01:07:44,876 --> 01:07:49,206 This beige ferry fits perfectly to his �gon. 855 01:07:49,298 --> 01:07:51,208 Now we try everything. 856 01:07:54,221 --> 01:07:55,501 Huh? 857 01:07:57,391 --> 01:08:01,472 We unmask Irving. Follow back. 858 01:08:01,730 --> 01:08:05,016 We will now take off the mask. 859 01:08:05,109 --> 01:08:09,571 Irving's skin is firmer, smoother, and he looks like a new man. 860 01:08:09,656 --> 01:08:11,649 You will be amazed. 861 01:08:11,992 --> 01:08:14,032 Here we come, Irving! 862 01:08:28,554 --> 01:08:31,591 This really worked. 863 01:08:38,441 --> 01:08:40,481 Darling. 864 01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:43,940 What are you doing with my husband, Blondie? 865 01:08:44,031 --> 01:08:46,357 Irving, are you crazy? 866 01:08:46,450 --> 01:08:49,737 "Dear mother, the big news is that Marie and I got married. 867 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:51,324 "We couldn't wait. 868 01:08:51,415 --> 01:08:56,837 "We found someone in Hollywood who could do it immediately. 869 01:08:56,921 --> 01:08:59,128 "He was a licensed priest. 870 01:09:01,844 --> 01:09:04,300 "We both wanted a religious wedding. 871 01:09:04,848 --> 01:09:07,386 "The money didn't change our lives that much. 872 01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:11,302 "We have cost ourselves a butler and housekeeper. " 873 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:15,520 - One more check! - As I thought. 874 01:09:15,611 --> 01:09:18,945 Look. Almost 750000 dollars. 875 01:09:19,073 --> 01:09:23,653 With late income you can buy a larger house with staff quarters. 876 01:09:23,996 --> 01:09:28,077 "Mom, do you remember my dream about building a big house on a hill... 877 01:09:28,209 --> 01:09:33,168 "and how I used to dream about a living room with plastic lions? 878 01:09:33,257 --> 01:09:36,958 "And how I always wanted a dining room table for 24 people... 879 01:09:37,053 --> 01:09:42,511 "in a dining room with original paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt? 880 01:09:42,852 --> 01:09:45,390 "And how I wanted a rotating bed... 881 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,517 "with pink chiffon and zebra stripes? 882 01:09:48,609 --> 01:09:51,396 "And how I used to talk smack with dad about... 883 01:09:51,529 --> 01:09:54,733 "a clam-shaped tub... 884 01:09:54,866 --> 01:09:57,737 "and an office with orange and white stripes? 885 01:09:57,828 --> 01:10:02,705 "How I dreamed of a proper billiard room with a stuffed camel... 886 01:10:02,876 --> 01:10:06,709 "and a disco with its own dancers... 887 01:10:06,797 --> 01:10:09,715 "and a party room with cool friends? 888 01:10:10,385 --> 01:10:14,086 "And how I wanted a big garden with Greek statues... 889 01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:16,887 "S-shaped nests and three pools? 890 01:10:16,976 --> 01:10:19,053 "So have I�. 891 01:10:21,565 --> 01:10:24,057 "Marie and I get on well together. 892 01:10:24,402 --> 01:10:28,103 "But I have a lot to learn to handle money and banks. 893 01:10:28,448 --> 01:10:30,240 "You have to be careful. 894 01:10:31,953 --> 01:10:33,661 "Poor Hobart. 895 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:36,915 “His wife Hester took out money from his savings account... 896 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,335 "and had to take his punishment. 897 01:10:45,052 --> 01:10:48,338 "I am enclosing this week's check. Navin. " 898 01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:51,263 Trouble with your wife, Hobart. 899 01:10:51,351 --> 01:10:53,640 State regulations. 900 01:10:54,313 --> 01:10:55,642 Drive now. 901 01:10:55,898 --> 01:11:00,146 Your wife has given you a new gold chain. 902 01:11:01,029 --> 01:11:02,821 I had almost forgotten that. 903 01:11:03,199 --> 01:11:06,734 I probably haven't gotten over Hester's death. 904 01:11:06,828 --> 01:11:08,738 Goodness takes time. 905 01:11:08,830 --> 01:11:10,954 Yes, it is said so. 906 01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:14,992 Here's your drink. Like the one in the newspaper. 907 01:11:15,088 --> 01:11:17,580 With umbrella and everything. 908 01:11:21,012 --> 01:11:24,216 See? "Be somebody. " 909 01:11:24,307 --> 01:11:26,347 BE SOMEBODY! - "Drink Maple's Rum" 910 01:11:26,977 --> 01:11:29,516 Very good. Really. 911 01:11:32,275 --> 01:11:35,063 You have visitors from an electoral organization. 912 01:11:35,154 --> 01:11:37,906 No! Send them on. 913 01:11:37,991 --> 01:11:40,482 There are many who deserve it better than me. 914 01:11:40,577 --> 01:11:43,532 But they want you to give. 915 01:11:48,295 --> 01:11:49,374 Okay. 916 01:11:49,505 --> 01:11:53,040 My name is Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordoba. 917 01:11:53,718 --> 01:11:56,256 Father, you seem to be a man of the church. 918 01:11:56,763 --> 01:11:58,174 How can I help you? 919 01:11:58,265 --> 01:12:02,098 By watching a movie for three minutes... 920 01:12:02,186 --> 01:12:05,722 about something evil spreading in my country. 921 01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:09,486 God. It is certainly nasty. 922 01:12:10,405 --> 01:12:12,314 - Hobart? - Yes, sir. 923 01:12:12,407 --> 01:12:14,863 Have you grieved enough? to dim the lighting? 924 01:12:14,952 --> 01:12:18,653 Certainly. You cannot mourn forever. 925 01:12:18,873 --> 01:12:21,910 You won't believe your �gon... 926 01:12:22,503 --> 01:12:25,208 that people can sink so low... 927 01:12:25,298 --> 01:12:29,248 that they can enjoy doing this against other of God's creatures. 928 01:12:29,386 --> 01:12:31,924 I hope you have a strong stomach, se�or. 929 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,557 Continue the misery. 930 01:13:12,730 --> 01:13:16,978 I have heard of this. Cat juggling. 931 01:13:36,634 --> 01:13:39,719 Stop, stop! 932 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:41,843 Good. 933 01:13:42,808 --> 01:13:47,186 Father, how can God let this happen? 934 01:13:48,314 --> 01:13:50,189 How much do you want? 935 01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:54,108 If you start with $500,000... 936 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,985 and the apartments are built in March... 937 01:13:57,117 --> 01:14:01,447 should you receive "x" dollars at the end of the year. 938 01:14:01,580 --> 01:14:04,665 �h, "x" dollars. It's good, huh? 939 01:14:04,751 --> 01:14:08,121 You can write off the entire value of the building. 940 01:14:08,255 --> 01:14:11,091 Sign off? Good. I like that. 941 01:14:11,175 --> 01:14:14,260 And we have arrived at� how we don't have to follow the rental law. 942 01:14:14,429 --> 01:14:17,182 Good! Avoid laws. Good. 943 01:14:18,017 --> 01:14:21,552 With high rents we attract a select class. 944 01:14:21,646 --> 01:14:23,604 Selected class. Very good. 945 01:14:24,942 --> 01:14:26,816 We avoid the black roots. 946 01:14:26,903 --> 01:14:29,394 Good. We don't want vegetables. 947 01:14:29,489 --> 01:14:31,648 No! The jungle monkeys! 948 01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:34,323 Sure enough. They eat the vegetables. 949 01:14:34,912 --> 01:14:37,202 The boss, can I speak to him? 950 01:14:37,791 --> 01:14:39,950 We want to get rid of the niggers. 951 01:14:40,628 --> 01:14:41,659 Which? 952 01:14:41,754 --> 01:14:43,913 The Negroes. We exclude them. 953 01:14:44,507 --> 01:14:45,788 - Yes. - Here... 954 01:14:46,551 --> 01:14:49,043 You're talking to a nigger! 955 01:15:36,361 --> 01:15:38,520 Don't be so hard on yourselves. 956 01:15:38,614 --> 01:15:41,818 How would you know it was "Ironball" McGinty? 957 01:15:42,452 --> 01:15:44,326 Escargot. Salad. 958 01:15:45,748 --> 01:15:48,785 Would Monsieur have another bottle of Ch�teau Latour? 959 01:15:48,877 --> 01:15:51,202 Yes, but no more in 1966. 960 01:15:51,296 --> 01:15:54,298 Let's enjoy it. A new bottle of wine. 961 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,842 The newest one you have. 962 01:15:55,927 --> 01:15:58,465 This is right. No more old wine. 963 01:16:01,642 --> 01:16:05,225 He does not realize that he has sophisticated people to do. 964 01:16:05,772 --> 01:16:07,480 Marie, calm down. 965 01:16:07,899 --> 01:16:09,098 Don't look down. 966 01:16:09,193 --> 01:16:13,061 Don't look down. Look up. Hold up the �gon. 967 01:16:13,239 --> 01:16:14,235 The waiter. 968 01:16:16,785 --> 01:16:19,359 There are snails on her plate. 969 01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:24,622 Remove them before she sees! 970 01:16:24,878 --> 01:16:27,037 Look away! Look at that! 971 01:16:27,798 --> 01:16:32,011 You would think that such a fine restaurant can keep the snails... 972 01:16:32,095 --> 01:16:33,887 away from the food! 973 01:16:33,973 --> 01:16:36,927 There are so many snails that you can't see the food! 974 01:16:37,018 --> 01:16:40,803 Remove them! Bring in the cheese slices you told me to ignore. 975 01:16:43,651 --> 01:16:45,062 What is this? 976 01:16:45,153 --> 01:16:49,021 First, they have no umbrellas in the wine, and now there are snails in the food. 977 01:16:49,116 --> 01:16:51,987 Tv� lantisar. That's what he thinks we are. 978 01:17:03,717 --> 01:17:05,924 - Hello, sweetheart. - Hello, the doll. 979 01:17:06,011 --> 01:17:07,292 Everything well? 980 01:17:07,430 --> 01:17:11,475 Do you remember how you told me to take naughty lessons? 981 01:17:11,643 --> 01:17:13,766 I just took a lesson. 982 01:17:13,937 --> 01:17:16,690 And a very good student too�. Adi�s, se�ora. 983 01:17:17,275 --> 01:17:19,067 Bullfighting? 984 01:17:19,152 --> 01:17:21,311 No. Knife throwing. 985 01:17:22,656 --> 01:17:24,199 Knife throwing is great! 986 01:17:24,283 --> 01:17:27,700 - I can almost do it. - Show me. 987 01:17:27,871 --> 01:17:29,116 Okay. 988 01:17:30,374 --> 01:17:32,663 Very good for a beginner. 989 01:17:34,963 --> 01:17:37,419 How exciting. I love it! 990 01:17:38,133 --> 01:17:39,544 Come on! 991 01:17:40,845 --> 01:17:43,004 - Turn to the side... - Okay. 992 01:17:43,264 --> 01:17:45,471 ...and put a balloon in your mouth. 993 01:17:46,101 --> 01:17:47,726 Do you have a balloon? 994 01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:51,267 No. Wait. Yes! 995 01:17:52,776 --> 01:17:53,690 Okay. 996 01:17:54,862 --> 01:17:56,404 Do you have it in your mouth? 997 01:17:56,530 --> 01:17:59,402 Throw hard so they stick. 998 01:18:00,702 --> 01:18:01,947 Okay. 999 01:18:05,249 --> 01:18:06,412 A... 1000 01:18:07,252 --> 01:18:08,580 two... 1001 01:18:09,796 --> 01:18:10,959 three! 1002 01:18:11,882 --> 01:18:13,211 Four, five, six! 1003 01:18:18,056 --> 01:18:19,468 I missed. 1004 01:18:19,767 --> 01:18:21,427 It went well, my love. 1005 01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:24,345 I can't do anything right. 1006 01:18:25,232 --> 01:18:27,984 You worry too much. 1007 01:18:29,195 --> 01:18:32,944 Come again. We will turn it around and see it in a different way. 1008 01:18:33,033 --> 01:18:35,987 Do you realize that in two short months... 1009 01:18:36,078 --> 01:18:41,536 have we become as sophisticated which it takes many a lifetime to achieve? 1010 01:18:41,835 --> 01:18:43,330 Come on! 1011 01:18:43,796 --> 01:18:45,374 Now we peel! 1012 01:19:42,950 --> 01:19:46,616 Navin is on TV. Marie, it's Navin! 1013 01:19:46,872 --> 01:19:49,743 Look, here's the interview you gave on TV. 1014 01:19:50,042 --> 01:19:51,667 Turn off the music! 1015 01:19:52,879 --> 01:19:55,631 We're going to watch Navin on TV. 1016 01:19:55,716 --> 01:19:59,050 Sit down. On the floor. 1017 01:19:59,554 --> 01:20:02,390 American Time takes a look... 1018 01:20:02,474 --> 01:20:05,559 p� Navin Johnson, the inventor of the Opti-Grab... 1019 01:20:05,811 --> 01:20:10,308 the small glass handle that sold 10 million in a few months. 1020 01:20:11,151 --> 01:20:15,399 Mr. Johnson, you have become a millionaire for one night. Who are you? 1021 01:20:17,158 --> 01:20:19,235 Who is Navin Johnson? 1022 01:20:20,329 --> 01:20:23,663 Navin is a complicated person, just like most... 1023 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:27,416 in the little click modern Renaissance millionaires. 1024 01:20:28,047 --> 01:20:31,333 We wanted to show the whole Johnson interview. 1025 01:20:31,509 --> 01:20:35,294 When we returned to the studio however, told our news department... 1026 01:20:35,389 --> 01:20:38,758 about a sensational development of the Johnson story. 1027 01:20:39,018 --> 01:20:41,474 It seems that angry citizens... 1028 01:20:41,563 --> 01:20:44,351 led by the celebrity Carl Reiner... 1029 01:20:44,441 --> 01:20:48,606 jointly has voted Mr. Johnson and Opti-Grab. 1030 01:20:49,030 --> 01:20:52,151 This is what Mr. Reiner said at the press conference: 1031 01:20:52,242 --> 01:20:55,577 When Opti-Grab appeared I thought it was a great idea. 1032 01:20:55,663 --> 01:20:59,282 And bought a pair. This is the sequence. 1033 01:21:00,794 --> 01:21:04,663 The handle is like a magnet. �gon is drawn to it... 1034 01:21:04,883 --> 01:21:06,923 and you get winded. 1035 01:21:07,386 --> 01:21:10,672 As a director, I use the �gon... 1036 01:21:10,806 --> 01:21:15,019 and Opti-Grab has permanently damaged my career. 1037 01:21:15,145 --> 01:21:17,518 Let me show you a clip from my latest film. 1038 01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:22,234 There my depth vision was disturbed made me shout "Cut" too late. 1039 01:21:25,616 --> 01:21:26,565 Cut! 1040 01:21:35,419 --> 01:21:40,047 If I shouted "Cut!" in time had they lived today. 1041 01:21:40,801 --> 01:21:45,215 That's why I lead the mood p� 10 million dollars... 1042 01:21:45,306 --> 01:21:49,139 against Mr. Johnson and irresponsible sale of a product... 1043 01:21:49,228 --> 01:21:51,850 which hasn't even been tested on hands! 1044 01:21:52,815 --> 01:21:55,354 - Thank you. - The party is over. 1045 01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:00,524 Wait a little. Where are you going? 1046 01:22:01,701 --> 01:22:04,407 I'll contact it there Reiner. 1047 01:22:05,664 --> 01:22:07,871 I have change up there. 1048 01:22:07,959 --> 01:22:10,960 We buy some potato chips and it is up there. 1049 01:22:11,046 --> 01:22:13,205 We do it a bit informally. 1050 01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:16,918 We party somewhere else. 1051 01:22:19,931 --> 01:22:23,016 sweetheart? Why look down? 1052 01:22:23,185 --> 01:22:25,392 This is not the end of the happiness. 1053 01:22:26,898 --> 01:22:29,057 I'm Navin Johnson, the inventor! 1054 01:22:29,193 --> 01:22:32,230 No danger. It sounds like a p-bot to me. 1055 01:22:32,613 --> 01:22:35,449 Only 10 million instead of 5 dollars. 1056 01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:39,912 I don't care about the money. 1057 01:22:40,248 --> 01:22:42,918 Those are all the things I want to keep. 1058 01:22:44,127 --> 01:22:46,334 We don't lose things. 1059 01:22:47,715 --> 01:22:49,507 This is the USA! 1060 01:22:49,592 --> 01:22:53,507 We get a fair trial with an impartial jury! 1061 01:22:55,015 --> 01:22:58,432 Your honor, we on the jury find the plaintiff right. 1062 01:23:03,818 --> 01:23:06,488 I award Mr. Reiner… 1063 01:23:07,072 --> 01:23:09,029 and another 9 million... 1064 01:23:09,241 --> 01:23:11,946 987 thousand... 1065 01:23:12,036 --> 01:23:14,528 652 drivers... 1066 01:23:15,165 --> 01:23:17,241 the entire settlement amount. 1067 01:23:19,211 --> 01:23:21,039 The court adjourns. 1068 01:23:27,346 --> 01:23:30,301 - Navin. - Can't you see I'm drinking? 1069 01:23:37,483 --> 01:23:39,809 Pay to... 1070 01:23:40,779 --> 01:23:43,068 Mrs. Wilbur Stark... 1071 01:23:44,450 --> 01:23:46,942 one dollar and nine cents. 1072 01:24:03,515 --> 01:24:05,389 Pay to... 1073 01:24:06,518 --> 01:24:09,390 "The Iron Ball" McGinty... 1074 01:24:10,857 --> 01:24:13,348 one dollar and nine cents. 1075 01:24:15,321 --> 01:24:18,655 Why are you crying? And why do you have the old dress? 1076 01:24:18,783 --> 01:24:23,113 Because I just heard a song which reminded me of how we used to be. 1077 01:24:23,414 --> 01:24:26,166 - Which one? - The Way We Were. 1078 01:24:26,751 --> 01:24:29,373 Look at us. We have reached the bottom. 1079 01:24:29,463 --> 01:24:33,592 No! You may have hit rock bottom, but not me! 1080 01:24:34,010 --> 01:24:35,469 I have my tricks! 1081 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:39,842 I'll be back, and th... 1082 01:24:40,309 --> 01:24:43,726 shall I buy you such a big diamond... 1083 01:24:43,813 --> 01:24:46,186 that you feel bad! 1084 01:24:46,859 --> 01:24:50,809 I don't want to get hurt! I don't want to be rich! 1085 01:24:51,239 --> 01:24:54,406 I want you to be like before. 1086 01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:56,617 What happened to that man? 1087 01:24:56,871 --> 01:24:58,116 Me? 1088 01:24:58,665 --> 01:25:01,203 What happened to the girl I believed in? 1089 01:25:01,877 --> 01:25:03,834 The girl I crashed into? 1090 01:25:03,921 --> 01:25:05,878 The girl who believed in me? 1091 01:25:07,592 --> 01:25:09,965 There are many places to go... 1092 01:25:10,053 --> 01:25:11,797 where people believe in me. 1093 01:25:11,889 --> 01:25:14,926 Go ahead. The sooner you disappear from my life... 1094 01:25:15,018 --> 01:25:19,099 the faster I can get the girl in the flowery dress... 1095 01:25:19,189 --> 01:25:23,354 for which you sang the thermos. 1096 01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:26,027 Yes, I will. 1097 01:25:26,698 --> 01:25:30,448 I don't need this! I don't need this stuff! 1098 01:25:30,536 --> 01:25:33,657 And I don't need you! I need nothing! 1099 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:36,369 Except this. 1100 01:25:36,752 --> 01:25:39,956 This is the ashtray. That's the only thing I need. 1101 01:25:41,550 --> 01:25:43,341 I don't need this! 1102 01:25:43,510 --> 01:25:45,171 Just the ashtray! 1103 01:25:46,556 --> 01:25:48,430 And the paddle game. 1104 01:25:49,434 --> 01:25:52,555 The ashtray and the paddle game Is all I need. 1105 01:25:52,897 --> 01:25:55,898 And the remote control. 1106 01:25:56,234 --> 01:26:00,280 The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control. That's all I need. 1107 01:26:02,450 --> 01:26:04,359 And they hear the matches. 1108 01:26:05,412 --> 01:26:10,407 Ashtrays, matches, remote control and paddle ball. 1109 01:26:12,587 --> 01:26:13,916 And the lamp. 1110 01:26:16,050 --> 01:26:17,330 The ashtray... 1111 01:26:18,553 --> 01:26:22,302 the paddle game, the remote control... 1112 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,008 and the lamp, that's all. 1113 01:26:28,773 --> 01:26:30,683 And that's all I need! 1114 01:26:31,568 --> 01:26:33,976 I don't need anything more! 1115 01:26:34,363 --> 01:26:36,356 Nothing. I need it here. 1116 01:26:38,452 --> 01:26:40,575 The paddle game, the chair... 1117 01:26:40,996 --> 01:26:45,125 the remote control and the matches, of course. 1118 01:26:46,962 --> 01:26:49,085 What are you looking at? 1119 01:26:50,007 --> 01:26:53,757 Who do you think I am, an idiot or what? 1120 01:27:00,228 --> 01:27:01,343 And this. 1121 01:27:03,398 --> 01:27:05,059 That's all I need. 1122 01:27:05,985 --> 01:27:10,944 Apart from the ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game... 1123 01:27:11,033 --> 01:27:13,785 this newspaper and the chair. 1124 01:27:20,085 --> 01:27:23,953 I don't need anything more. Except the dog. 1125 01:27:27,010 --> 01:27:28,884 I don't need the dog. 1126 01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:39,468 That was it. 1127 01:28:40,641 --> 01:28:44,722 An old story, which you have surely heard before. 1128 01:28:47,190 --> 01:28:49,729 I didn't think it would happen to me. 1129 01:29:03,585 --> 01:29:06,836 Have any of you lodis heard of it Navin R. Johnson? 1130 01:29:09,384 --> 01:29:10,843 Yes, me. 1131 01:29:11,052 --> 01:29:12,595 Born in Mississippi? 1132 01:29:14,765 --> 01:29:16,758 Inventor of Opti-Grab? 1133 01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:19,426 I just told them here! 1134 01:29:21,190 --> 01:29:22,565 My son! 1135 01:29:23,985 --> 01:29:25,230 Dad! 1136 01:29:26,988 --> 01:29:27,937 Navin. 1137 01:29:28,156 --> 01:29:29,734 - Mom! - My child! 1138 01:29:31,911 --> 01:29:34,200 I knew we would find you. 1139 01:29:35,957 --> 01:29:37,785 - Bye! - Don't kiss me! 1140 01:29:43,592 --> 01:29:45,750 I called the same night you married. 1141 01:29:46,470 --> 01:29:47,881 How did you find me? 1142 01:29:47,972 --> 01:29:50,463 I don't know. First place we looked at. 1143 01:29:50,558 --> 01:29:53,050 We'll take you home, so before you live with us. 1144 01:29:53,145 --> 01:29:55,517 Turns out dad is a financial genius. 1145 01:29:55,648 --> 01:29:58,733 All I did was take the money you sent home... 1146 01:29:58,902 --> 01:30:03,232 and invest in a periodic investment in fee-free equity funds. 1147 01:30:03,324 --> 01:30:07,239 He bet his shirt on options for soybeans and cocoa. 1148 01:30:07,579 --> 01:30:08,907 Hurray. 1149 01:30:09,998 --> 01:30:12,490 I chose this thermos for you. 1150 01:30:17,090 --> 01:30:20,840 - I would like to kiss you, but the dirt... - Dirt doesn't touch me. 1151 01:30:22,138 --> 01:30:24,843 But the smell. 1152 01:30:27,061 --> 01:30:30,929 You can jump in the back with the dog... 1153 01:30:31,024 --> 01:30:34,061 until we can rinse you off. 1154 01:30:42,621 --> 01:30:46,489 - I love you, Navin! - I love you too! 1155 01:30:47,836 --> 01:30:49,544 Open the window! 1156 01:30:49,838 --> 01:30:51,796 Open all windows! 1157 01:30:54,218 --> 01:30:56,377 I was so happy to go home. 1158 01:30:56,555 --> 01:30:59,011 I remember when I sang and danced... 1159 01:30:59,099 --> 01:31:01,721 with the family on the porch of the house. 1160 01:31:01,811 --> 01:31:05,679 Everything changes, and with all additions to the family... 1161 01:31:05,941 --> 01:31:09,441 we had to demolish the old house, Although we loved it. 1162 01:31:09,529 --> 01:31:11,486 But we built a bigger one. 1163 01:31:12,305 --> 01:31:18,845 Vote this subtitle at www.osdb.link/5w73c Help other users to choose the best subtitles