1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:06,280 FILMEXPORT HOME VIDEO presents 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,280 LEMONADE JOE OR THE HORSE OPERA 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,480 Screenplay 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,680 Music 5 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:25,280 Songs performed by 6 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:35,280 Lyrics, Sung by Choreography 7 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,280 Decoration designer 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,480 Sound, Editing 9 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:46,360 Make-up, Costume design Animation, Sound effect, Photographer 10 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,480 Setting, Costumes, Make-up artists 11 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,280 Editing assistant Main lighting technician 12 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,280 Sound effects, Stills 13 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:01,080 Associate producer assistant Production assistant 14 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,280 Second Cameraman 15 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,680 Co-director, Director assistant 16 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:14,880 Starring 17 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,880 Associate producer 18 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,880 Artistic cooperation 19 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,280 Camera 20 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,280 Directed by 21 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,480 Made by 22 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:13,880 This film is dedicated to the rough diamond heroes of the Wild West 23 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,480 who avenged wrongs and defended the law. 24 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:28,760 Stop the scrapping, boys! Now we'll tap another barrel... 25 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,720 ...the barrel of art! Let me introduce 26 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:43,880 our famous Arizona artist Miss Tornado Lou! 27 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,680 She must be mine! 28 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:17,320 As the smoke thickens in the bar when I sit over my liquor. 29 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:26,480 I dream that one day he'll come, the champion of my heart. 30 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:33,600 To him I'll give gladly, gladly, what a maid prizes most highly. 31 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:44,320 Should he one day appear, As the smoke thickens in the bar. 32 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,680 What's she saying? 33 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,160 Something about smoke in the bar. 34 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,160 What bloke? 35 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,680 Smoke! Too much smoke! 36 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:04,600 As the smoke thickens in the bar when I sit over my liquor. 37 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:21,680 I dream that one day he'll come, the champion of my heart. 38 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,080 Today you are my guests... gentlemen! 39 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,680 A shaker! 40 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,480 Lou, you must be mine! 41 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,080 I dream that he will come, the champion of my heart. 42 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,080 And why not me? Doug Badman - 43 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:12,320 Owner of the damn prosperous 44 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,880 Trigger Whisky Saloon! 45 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:21,680 I dream of a man who'd make me different, better. 46 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,160 Huh, dreams! 47 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:30,880 Then I would know what love is, that sacred feeling. 48 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,880 That's for sure! 49 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,080 A double shaker! 50 00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,000 Hearken, dear friends, hearken! The Arizona Revival calls you! 51 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:14,400 There, a substitute for you, dear man. Read and you shall be blessed 52 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,000 with my blessing. 53 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,600 Read and when you've read 54 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,800 you'll never touch a drop of spirits again. 55 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,800 The Arizona Revival. The society of Brothers and Sisters 56 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,200 that will deliver you from the slavery of drink! 57 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,560 Gentlemen, gentlemen! 58 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,400 Gentlemen! Do you think your Wild West will be less wild 59 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,200 if you fill your glasses 60 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,800 with fresh milk or spring water instead? 61 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,400 Quite the opposite. 62 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,400 Quite the opposite. Give up drink 63 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:53,920 and you'll be quicker on the trigger. Be frank, Pistol! 64 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,000 Spirits don't steady hand or eye... 65 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,000 Am I right, daddy? 66 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:17,200 Oh, my fiddle, my fiddle! 67 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,800 The kitten shows her claws! Let's give her some milk! 68 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,000 A shaker for the little miss! 69 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:31,600 And for me a glass of Kolaloka lemonade. 70 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:09,200 You said Kolaloka lemonade, stranger? 71 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,400 I said it, Old Pistol! 72 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:19,600 Then you are - Lemonade Joe! 73 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,600 So what? 74 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:48,600 I think the young lady and this gentleman 75 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:54,400 are waiting for your apologies, Pistol! 76 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:02,680 You'd better kneel on your dirty knees 77 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:09,400 and call yourself a scabby coyote, you stinky old skunk! 78 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,000 ...by the time I count three. 79 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:20,600 If you don't apologize my Smith and Wesson is going to speak up. 80 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:26,000 And they're slung damn low. 81 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:36,600 Right. One! Two! Three! 82 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,600 That's him, my heart's champion. 83 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,200 Ladies present, Pistol! 84 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:16,800 Thanks, noble protector. I'm Ezra Goodman 85 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,800 and this is my daughter Winnifred. 86 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,200 They call me Lemonade Joe. 87 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:31,400 And me, the Arizona Goldfinch. Tornado Lou - artist! 88 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,000 I asked for a glass of Kolaloka. 89 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,920 Or rather a Trigger Whisky on the house? 90 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,200 I don't touch spirits on principle. 91 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:48,400 Alcohol has never been a gunman's friend! 92 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:53,320 It ruins your body and especially your accurate aim. 93 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,200 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 94 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,400 So, barman, a glass of Kolaloka lemonade. 95 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,200 Same for me! Same for me... 96 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,400 We don't stock Kolaloka. 97 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:09,480 If you'll allow I'll help myself from my own reserves. 98 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:28,000 Thank you, Mr. Kolalok! 99 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,400 Don't go yet! 100 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,600 I'm coming back. 101 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,800 No need! 102 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:58,200 And not alone, Doug Badman, The Law will be coming with me! 103 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:44,800 Brother revivalist Go, Arizona, go! 104 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,600 If I'm not mistaken you're a member of the Arizona Revival? 105 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,480 No. I'm a lone wolf. 106 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,600 Ooh! 107 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,600 You're the Defender of the Law! The avenger of Wrongs! 108 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,000 Fine weather, isn't it? 109 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,600 Yes, very good, indeed. 110 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,560 Marvellous. 111 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,400 Bunglers! Not a corpse! If it only keeps up. 112 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,600 Well, we could do with a little rain. 113 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,600 Mister Pistol wanted the weather to stay fine, Daddy. 114 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,000 Help, robbers! 115 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,600 Do you like shooting, Miss...? 116 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,000 Winnifred. 117 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,400 A lovely name. 118 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,600 Really a lovely name. 119 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:59,600 We want Kolaloka! We want Kolaloka! 120 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,600 Now do you believe in its beneficial effects? 121 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,000 Firm as a rock. 122 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:11,560 Have faith, my friends, have faith! Faith works miracles. 123 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,400 Why shouldn't it bring a supply of Kolaloka from the firm KolalokaandSon? 124 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,200 Adiós! 125 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,600 Do you love him, daughter? 126 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,680 Yes, I do! 127 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:43,480 Tornado Lou - tigress, storm, fate 128 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,680 and Lemonade Joe, such a softy! 129 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,880 Don't be vulgar! 130 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,880 Joe alone will make me different, better. 131 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:14,680 To him alone, dear Mother, shall I entrust 132 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:21,680 the treasure of my maidenhood. After a proper wedding, of course! 133 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:01,080 I've run out my Kolaloka. Oh, my God! 134 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:07,080 Mr. Goodman, telegram! Mr. Goodman! Telegram! 135 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:15,880 Mr. Goodman! Telegram! 136 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:24,880 Sending you ten trucks lemonade. Long term credit... 137 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:32,480 Appointing you the general agent for Stetson City 138 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,080 KolalokaandSon 139 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:41,080 Oh, Hosanna. 140 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:09,680 Arizona, Arizona that's where all true men come from. 141 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:17,280 Cards flip-flipping, bullets buzzing. Cows moo-mooing full of feeling. 142 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:25,880 I'm happy and content as a fish in it's element. 143 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:39,880 The race of Arizona men are polite to us women. 144 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:47,880 Gentlemen with a blow teach ruffians manners before they know. 145 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:55,480 And in the course of progress shoot from the hip and never miss. 146 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,080 Wham! Bang! 147 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,680 When a drinker of Kolaloka shoots 148 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,880 no need to call a doctor. 149 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:52,680 Oh, whither has he gone, of my desires, the champion? 150 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:59,680 I dream, I dream, I'll be with him, of my life, he's fine cream. 151 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:06,200 Let him go, my darling! Business is bad 152 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:15,280 but I'm still disgustingly rich. Let's go to Europe for a trip. 153 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,280 Paris, Monte Carlo, Carlsbad! 154 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,080 Old Pistol will carry our trunks. 155 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,480 Serve the Stranger. 156 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,480 You've insulted a lady! 157 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,480 I didn't see any. 158 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,280 The gentleman's vegetarian? 159 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,280 Give them back to the lad when he starts behaving. 160 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,480 Brother! 161 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:44,800 Bro-brother? A cocoa mark... 162 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,480 The size of a Mexican dollar! 163 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,360 Our common birthmark. Horác! 164 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,480 Doug! 165 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,480 Such long time... 166 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,480 Since we shared the sad fate of foundlings. 167 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,280 Found in the prairie by damnably rough diamond buffalo-killers. 168 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,480 Since we tramped through the gay towns of the frontier. 169 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:15,480 Dodge City! Abilene! 170 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,080 When we robbed mail coaches... ...and raided banks 171 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,680 ...and shot sheriffs! 172 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,480 The happy days of youth! 173 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:34,080 Place isn't exactly crowded. Anything I can do to help, Doug? 174 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,080 Cut-throat competition. 175 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,960 Phew! 176 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,360 "Did you say"phew", stranger?" 177 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,960 Yes, phew! 178 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,960 Phew to Kolaloka lemonade? 179 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:23,360 Yes, phew to Kolaloka lemonade. 180 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,760 He's crazy. 181 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,960 An anarchist. 182 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:33,960 Neither one, nor the... 183 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,560 Hogofogo! 184 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,960 Hogofogo! 185 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:08,760 Yes, Hogofogo! With 12 nicks on the butt of his Derringer. 186 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,960 Sought by the police in five states! 187 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,160 And arrested in Stetson City! 188 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:21,960 How embarrassing, you've won. 189 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,760 Hogofogo?! 190 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:52,040 Hey, barman, a proper drink for a proper triggerman. 191 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,960 You mean Kolaloka lemonade? 192 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,960 No! I mean Trigger Whisky. 193 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,760 We don't stock hard drinks. 194 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:06,960 A big mistake. Alcohol in small doses is harmless in whatever quantity. 195 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:14,360 Do I wake or dream? 196 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:21,200 I'll rub off your bloom, my little peach. 197 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,360 I'm stuck by Cupid's bolt. 198 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,960 Where can I heal my heartache 199 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:42,760 with a glass of Trigger Whisky? Where? 200 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,960 At the Trigger Whisky saloon, triggerman! 201 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,560 Oh, where shall I find the company of real men? 202 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,360 At the same place! 203 00:29:53,800 --> 00:30:02,680 By the way. I think they need changing, demoiselle. 204 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,360 Go ahead, gentlemen, go ahead! 205 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:32,560 Whisky, that's the stuff, I say without it my heart's dry as hay. 206 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:40,120 If my Dad had drunk more of it he would've been alive today. 207 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:46,960 When whisky shines in a glass, Barman's profits are vast. 208 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,960 Life's worth living when men who're thirsty 209 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:58,960 can call for a glass of good Scotch whisky. 210 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,760 That round bottle, that colourful label, 211 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,360 the golden whisky makes Manitu unstable. 212 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,080 Why, a man who's worth his meat drinks his whisky and drinks it neat. 213 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,840 And so we men sing strong hereby. 214 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:24,760 Whisky, that's the stuff, I say without it my heart's dry as hay. 215 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:32,240 If my Dad had drunk more of it he would've been alive today. 216 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:39,160 When whisky shines in a glass, Barman's profits are vast. 217 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:44,200 Life's worth living when men who're thirsty 218 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:50,760 can call for a glass of good Scotch whisky. 219 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,960 That round bottle, that colourful label, 220 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:34,760 the golden whisky makes Manitu unstable. 221 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,160 Why, a man who's worth his meat drinks his whisky and drinks it neat. 222 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,960 And so we men sing strong hereby. 223 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:49,760 Whisky, that's the stuff, I say without it my heart's dry as hay. 224 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:57,360 If my Dad had drunk more of it he would've been alive today. 225 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:03,960 Why, a man who's worth his meat drinks his whisky and drinks it neat. 226 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:09,960 Life's worth living when men who're thirsty 227 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:23,960 can call for a glass of good Scotch whisky. 228 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,960 I'll take this! 229 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,560 No! Not that one! 230 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:56,960 Yes! Just that one! 231 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,080 Oh, mother dear, shall I be his? 232 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:04,280 Of course you'll be mine. Here, on holy soil, my dove. 233 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,640 You Spider! 234 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:06,680 My little fawn! 235 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,880 You reptile! 236 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,080 Enough zoology! 237 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,080 So now you know all. 238 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,680 Defender of the Law. Avenger of Wrongs. And in fact... 239 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:24,680 In fact I travel in lemonade. Any objection? 240 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,880 What made you think that? Accredited agent for KolalokandSon 241 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,480 for the whole of the south west? 242 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,480 With a salary of 1,000 dollars nett. 243 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:39,080 And a 10% premium gross! Darling! 244 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,080 I am yours. If I get 5% of the premium. 245 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:43,880 Hmm... 246 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,480 Four... 247 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,680 You can have an even 41/2, sweetheart. 248 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:54,280 But am I worthy of you? Are you woman or angel? 249 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,880 No! Not now! 250 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,080 I understand, here in a cemetery. 251 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,280 I don't care about the cemetery but... 252 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,480 but my Dad's business may fold up any minute. 253 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,680 What's happened? 254 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:35,080 Don't you see my moist lips, and my bosom heaving? 255 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:44,080 My heart's all aflame and yours is frost. 256 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:51,240 How with love my heart is cracking! My life is on fire. 257 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,280 When I fall in love it's deadly serious. 258 00:40:54,320 --> 00:41:01,080 I'm lost when I see a man. But can you blame the heart? 259 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,880 I said I'd be back, Doug Badman... 260 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,080 and that I'd bring the Law with me. 261 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,080 Or Kolaloka. 262 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,960 Kolaloka- that's the Law. 263 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,080 I'm not armed, triggerman. 264 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,680 Waste of bullets for you, trickster. 265 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:42,080 Can't you see my moist lips, my trembling shoulder. 266 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:51,680 Wind me closer to your cruel heart and take your plunder. 267 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:57,880 Alas, my reputation is as black as may be - 268 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:04,880 - as black as pitch black tar! 269 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,080 Don't shoot! 270 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,680 Thank you, I can manage this myself. 271 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:26,680 Shoot - don't shoot - shoot! Don't shoot - shoot - don't shoot! 272 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:32,960 Shoot! Don't shoot! 273 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:14,280 Carry out the lady! We've still got a bone to pick, 274 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,480 you whisky bibber! 275 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,080 Yes sir. 276 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,800 Engaged. 277 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:35,800 Time enough. Once again Good has conquered Evil. 278 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,200 Thanks to what? Kola- 279 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,800 Kolaloka lemonade! 280 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,080 Thanks to Kolaloka the teetotaller is the winner! 281 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,400 And the boozer is the loser. 282 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,280 What's he saying? 283 00:43:53,440 --> 00:44:00,200 Oh, same play on words. The drunk lost. 284 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,400 He certainly looks pretty disjointed. And he'll come apart even more 285 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,000 when he hears that. 286 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:22,400 Oh, ye gods, what a divine drink is this Kolaloka! 287 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:28,560 With a Smith and Wesson at my hip 288 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,280 Winnifred: Everybody for Kolaloka? 289 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:36,880 A glass of Kolaloka I do sip. 290 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:44,000 No need of bread and butter, no need of lovely women. 291 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:50,600 My daily bread, my seventh heaven is Kolaloka and no other. 292 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,280 Winnifred: Everybody for Kolaloka? 293 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:04,360 Joe: What smoke is for a Colt, what water is for a fish, 294 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,000 what... oh, what do I know, 295 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,200 what soda is for whisky, 296 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:18,400 what rhyme is for a poem, what strophe is for a rhyme, 297 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:25,600 That, exactly that Kolalo - o - ka is for me, 298 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:35,400 that exactly is Kolaloka for me, Kolaloka. 299 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,800 No! Here! 300 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,360 Kolaloka in your bed? 301 00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,360 At least Kolaloka if nothing else. 302 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:20,600 Look Lou, they're worth 500 cows... 303 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:27,200 Fancy, 250 cattle beasties dangling at each ear. 304 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,000 It's more difficult to take than to give. 305 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,400 How easily I'd give him one. 306 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,400 Yes, I'd give in to him. 307 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,000 Only for whites, nigger! 308 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:51,400 Don't be crazy, they're at my heels! 309 00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,800 Excuse my not knocking. 310 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,400 Do sit down. 311 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:10,600 Thank you. I'll stand. But this gentleman'll sit down 312 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,800 and sign at the dotted line. 313 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,200 I'm to sign this? 314 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,400 You'd better. 315 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,800 If you want to be quick on the trigger, 316 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:49,800 then Kolaloka is your liquor! Hogofogo. Thanks for the autograph. 317 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:53,800 We should drink on this. With your permission. 318 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:05,600 A sip of spring water will also do. 319 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,280 Spirits! 320 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,800 I'm yours, Doug, if you spare him! 321 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,800 It's a deal! 322 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,800 But not for me! 323 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,800 To kill a defenceless man's a shame! 324 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:33,720 A shame? The word is music to my ears. 325 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,800 Please! 326 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:56,880 There's nothing your average rogue likes so much 327 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:03,800 as to pump lead into his enemy's guts... 328 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:10,800 Soon you'll lie there dead as mutton. 329 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:17,400 Worm-fodder in your wooden coffin... 330 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,200 Black deed of mine, be done, 331 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,800 we know how to do it 332 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:37,600 We just put daylight through him. We spray im with our guns. 333 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:44,280 Soon you'll lie there dead as mutton. 334 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:51,600 Sooner than you can say Jack Robinson... 335 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,000 Away you go, friend... 336 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,400 Yes, I'm yours. But go away now! 337 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,800 Where are they? 338 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,200 Gone! 339 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,600 How come I'm still alive? 340 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,400 I'm here, ain'I? 341 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:32,200 You've saved my life a second time. 342 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,200 Why? 343 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:38,600 Because I love you. Only you can make me different, better. 344 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:43,280 And what do you want for it? 345 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:44,600 For what? 346 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:47,200 For saving my life. 347 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,000 But I love you. 348 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,400 It'll cost me all the more. 349 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,400 Does One sell love? 350 00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:05,400 Oh, you love me free of charge? Unhappy creature. 351 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:19,600 How right, you wish to be different, better. Do you know what this is? 352 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:26,000 It's a cheque for 5 dollars. Five dollars in words. 353 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:33,600 Give it a close look, perhaps it'll raise your morals. 354 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,600 How low you've sunk! 355 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,400 I hate you! I hate you! 356 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,000 Adios! 357 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,400 How I hate you! 358 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,400 Lincoln and Kolaloka, that's something new. 359 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,400 Where does the chap get the ideas? 360 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,200 Where? I ask you. 361 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,800 The town is full of it. 362 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,400 Joe must die. I'm all for it! 363 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,040 But don't you love him any more? 364 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,800 I'll spit on his coffin. 365 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,440 So will I, but how do we get him into it? 366 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:46,000 You're a man, aren't you? 367 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:51,400 We're men, aren't we? 368 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,400 Anybody here? 369 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,600 Good folk. 370 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:15,280 Give a poor blind man a drink 371 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:24,480 of refreshing, strengthening Kolaloka. 372 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,960 Horace, why the fancy dress? 373 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,680 Because it'll cost Joe dear. 374 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:38,880 Speak! 375 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:44,280 Not till tomorrow morning, in Main Street. 376 00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,880 Good-bye, darling. 377 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,480 Good-bye. 378 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,680 Allow me to take you across, good man. 379 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,480 Get lost, you little bastard! 380 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,680 Allow me to take you across, good man. 381 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,280 God requite you, young man! 382 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,360 Oh, no! 383 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,680 Ma'am... 384 00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,560 Not yet. 385 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:40,280 What is not now, can happen soon, miss. Oh, the sidewalk. 386 00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:45,200 God will requite you even more if you take me 387 00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,360 to Trigger Whisky saloon. 388 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,880 Trigger Whisky saloon? 389 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:56,680 You wonder what an old man wants there? 390 00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,280 A humble living. 391 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,680 The piano needs tuning 392 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:19,040 and I'm an old blind sick piano tuner. 393 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:24,880 I know every keyboard in Arizona. And I tune and tune. 394 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,280 Which way? This way! And I tune and tune. 395 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,880 God give you good earnings, good man. 396 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:41,360 As I can hear, nobody is in. Oh, a sofa. 397 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,120 No, it's me. 398 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:51,080 Perhaps you'd better lead me to the piano. 399 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,280 It smells of vice here. 400 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:10,080 The foreign perfumes of fallen women. 401 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:41,280 Concert A is all that's left for me. Oh, it seems to be very serious. 402 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:50,280 Goodbye, Mr. Tuner. 403 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,440 You're a great artist, poor man! 404 00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:25,080 Used to be, used to be. 405 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:31,480 I soared on grand pianos to the highest spheres. 406 00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:38,680 I played before crowned heads and then... 407 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,040 What then? 408 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:45,480 Bad company and spirits. 409 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:46,720 Damned spirits! 410 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:51,280 And then cards, young lady. 411 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,480 Squinting at other people's cards in poor lighting 412 00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,440 cost me my eyesight. And then... 413 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:01,560 What then? 414 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:09,080 Gwendolin, angelic Gwendolin took her fiancé's ruin so to heart 415 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,400 that she pined and pined till... 416 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,680 Till... 417 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,080 Till what? 418 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,680 Till... 419 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:23,880 Till she pined away. I see her as it were today. 420 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:31,120 A girl lies on the dissecting table 421 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:39,200 and she lies there, white as snow 422 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:47,000 the doctor says: 423 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:53,880 I'd have you know the lass is in a very poor way. 424 00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:01,280 Today I found her stiff and stark beneath a white linen sack. 425 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:09,680 Tomorrow at the graveyard ten girls fair as fair. 426 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:19,880 But only nine out of ten will aye return from there. 427 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,680 Before my eyes, the world suddenly turned black. 428 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:29,880 What happens to me now I don't care a brass tack. 429 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:52,280 But when I kick the bucket I'll be buried in my best. 430 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:20,680 And all this luxury is needed so that above they'll know 431 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:26,080 just what a lad I was. 432 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,280 How proud I lived when here on earth below. 433 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:38,880 But the funeral will only have proper pomp and show. 434 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:49,080 If at the four corners four hearties bear the pall. 435 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:54,280 My life being one black record of crime and lust and vice. 436 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:59,080 The girls from the speakeasies will accompany my hearse. 437 01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,880 When they let down the coffin and dust returns to dust. 438 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:08,520 Then the band in black will deliver a final shattering burst. 439 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:18,080 This will be the proper ending 440 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:32,280 for this heartrending blues. 441 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:48,040 Poor man, how you must have suffered! 442 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:54,760 Yes, I've suffered. But I see - hear 443 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,040 your hankie is soaking. 444 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:04,560 You've wept your golden heart into it. 445 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:11,840 May I offer you mine, clean and immaculate as yourself? 446 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,240 Th-thank you. 447 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,560 Inhale, my beauty, inhale! 448 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,520 Whither away? 449 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,520 What business is it of yours, milksop? 450 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,320 Quite a lot. I'm engaged to Miss Goodman. 451 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,080 My name's Lemonade Joe. 452 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,240 My name's Doctor Quartz, family doctor. 453 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:11,520 What's happened to the young lady? 454 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,720 One over the eight. 455 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,120 And not for the first time either. 456 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,120 Impossible. She hates spirits. 457 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:20,520 Hates'em, does she? 458 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,520 Her favourites are - wood spirit, eau de cologne or either. 459 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:27,920 But her favourite of all is ether. Take a sniff! 460 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:31,320 Indeed. 461 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,520 Better give me a hand, dandy. 462 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:41,320 I'll treat her at my office. Go to comfort her Papa, he'll need it. 463 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,120 And me too. 464 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:52,520 Courage, young man, courage! Hi, blondie! 465 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:04,920 Lemonade Joe, any idea what a fool you are? 466 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,120 No, I haven't. 467 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:11,520 I'll tell you tonight at midnight... 468 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,720 ...in Dead Man's Valley. Your sweetheart will be there 469 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:21,520 and that same night she'll become an object of my natural perversion. 470 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,640 I hope you'll come to congratulate me. 471 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:32,120 Sincerely yours Horace Badman, alias Dr. Quartz, alias Hogofogo. 472 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,920 The nights are cold! 473 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:37,080 What's that? 474 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,120 The nights are cold! 475 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,960 Yes, yes. 476 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:46,520 I'll need to put on my woollens. 477 01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:15,000 Last year in Lincoln Jim Stapleton played around. 478 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:22,600 Because he had a bit of fight the sheriff mitted him. 479 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:28,400 On their way to Santa Fe, Jim said: 480 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:34,200 No matter what you do I'll breeze out of a place 481 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:42,000 and will be free as a bird. La, la, la, la 482 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:50,400 That evening in Johnny's bar we were sipping black coffee 483 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:59,400 and thinking about old Jim in Santa Fe. 484 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:07,000 Then with a big bang a lantern was smashed... 485 01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:15,600 and the whole bar was suddenly pitch black. 486 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:26,800 A figure stood at the door and the air went cold, 487 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:34,400 it was clear to everybody it was some kind of a ghost. 488 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:39,200 That moment in Santa Fe 489 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,400 I only say the bit that I know, 490 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:48,600 just as he was climbing through the window 491 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:53,800 poor old Jim was shot. 492 01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:53,200 Stop him! 493 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,200 Idiots! 494 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,800 Some mistake, ma'am. 495 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:18,000 A truly inhospitable place. 496 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,120 We want a shot of us and him together. 497 01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:24,680 Souvenir, souvenir... 498 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,800 I'll have a shot too! 499 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,800 You will see madam, how we have it figured out. 500 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,200 Nothing will help him this time. Not even that... 501 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,400 This is for you from Horace. 502 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:40,520 Phew, Kolaloka. No, whisky! 503 01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:50,120 Control your drinking, my friend, we haven't won yet. 504 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,120 The bait. 505 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,720 Why did you come, Miss? 506 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,320 I want to see his death! 507 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,120 Going to torture him? 508 01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:20,120 Tell me all the details. 509 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:34,120 Really, very original torture. And na-tur-ally... 510 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:44,920 Oh, how I hate him. 511 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,920 Hands up! 512 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:59,120 May I trouble you to collect the pop-guns? 513 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:03,320 How marvellous he is! But he has to die. 514 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:16,120 I'll be back. Oh, much obliged, ma'am. 515 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:23,120 If you want to be quick on the trigger then Kolaloka is your liquor! 516 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:38,120 Oh, what have I done? I love him still! 517 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,920 Why aren't you eating? 518 01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,520 It turns my stomach, 519 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:57,480 your dirty tricks with that pure innocent girl. 520 01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:03,640 Purity, innocence - titbits for my lust. 521 01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:08,320 Monster, were it not for that cocoa-mark size of a Mexican dollar, 522 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,080 I couldn't believe you were my brother! 523 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,960 Allow me to introduce my assistants. 524 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:48,080 Coyote Kid, Pancho Kid. 525 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:51,160 I'm not interested in your Kids. 526 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,960 You'll soon change your tune, my lad! 527 01:12:55,560 --> 01:13:09,760 I'm a double-dyed butcher. Torture's my delight! 528 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,560 No, no, no! 529 01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,120 Don't listen, darling. 530 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:22,560 You should feel ashamed, gentlemen. 531 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:31,760 And then we'll fling you into that well. 532 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,560 Then I'd like you to mark it clearly: Not for drinking! 533 01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:44,160 He's a saint. I am bad, 534 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:50,360 but little do you know how sad is the fate of a foundling. 535 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:56,160 And then love disdained. 536 01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,160 Can you ever forgive me? 537 01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:05,160 Poor little foundling. I forgive you everything. 538 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,560 He forgives me. 539 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,320 All right, ma'am, but don't get in the way! 540 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:17,160 If you haven't the nerves for it, go home and don't get in the way. 541 01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,960 When all is over 542 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,560 I'll send Horace a smoke signal: 543 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:26,760 Expect a visit from the deceased's fiancé. 544 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,160 Cigar! 545 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:44,360 Hey, milksop! Say Kolaloka's a drink for wimps. 546 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,760 Stinky opossum! 547 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,360 Say it again! 548 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,560 Stinky opossum twice over! 549 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,160 Let's get going! 550 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,560 Bravo, bravo! 551 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,160 What's this sudden change, ma'am? 552 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,160 It was only a mere crisis of nerves. 553 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,160 But now I'll bring my grist to the mill. 554 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,760 And I forgave you. 555 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:14,760 Because you're a Simple Simon. What about a souvenir shot? 556 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:18,760 I'll snap it for you. Why not? 557 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:22,960 All nicely, in a row on the well there. 558 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:30,640 That's right - side view. 559 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,760 Mr. Coyote Kid a little forward. 560 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,360 Mr Gringo further back. 561 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,120 Ready- out flies the little bird! 562 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:53,760 Joe! 563 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:55,160 Winni! 564 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,360 I suffer and yet I give you my blessing. 565 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:44,040 After all he was an enemy you could respect. 566 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,160 And what of my child? 567 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,240 She'll be the victim of my lowest instincts. 568 01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:54,120 Oh, what a horror! 569 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,880 Poor Dad, have you forgotten that we might as well be 570 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:07,960 the children of loving parents? 571 01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:11,360 Loving, or not loving, the farce of life flies on... 572 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:17,360 and nobody's interested in what happened in Act One. 573 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,560 Where are you off to? 574 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:26,360 To fluff up the nest of love. 575 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:39,760 ...suggestive picture. 576 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:49,560 A sensuous waltz 577 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:52,960 and my personal charm 578 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:58,760 guaranteed to soften the resistance of any woman. 579 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,360 Father! Daughter! 580 01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,560 Father-in-law! Son-in-law! 581 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,760 What's she doing here? 582 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,160 Lou is different now, Dad. Better. 583 01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:29,720 She wants to fight for a more moral Arizona. 584 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:34,160 Yes, I'll open a house of ill repute 585 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:38,760 where only Kolaloka will be on sale. 586 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:48,960 I'm deeply touched. A praiseworthy intention. 587 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:55,360 Excuse me. I must change... 588 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:58,160 Change? 589 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:06,160 The battle is not yet won. 590 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:19,200 She ought to be here any minute now. Music! 591 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:21,200 Yes, sir! 592 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:29,200 When I tap the glass with a spoon... 593 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:30,600 Yes, sir! 594 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:38,400 Does the heat of passion make me so hot? 595 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:55,320 Why have you put off your usual colour? 596 01:20:55,440 --> 01:21:01,800 This suits an avenger better. My last will... should I not return. 597 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:03,400 No! 598 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,600 In which case give it to my Dad. 599 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,920 Mr. Charles William Kolalok 600 01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:15,200 President of the company KolalokandSon. And you are... 601 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:15,800 His son. 602 01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:20,320 Triggerman and factory-owner's son? What more do you want, dear? 603 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,000 And his heir. 604 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,000 Universal? 605 01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:27,000 Fortunately... unfortunately. 606 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:34,200 I'd have had brothers and sisters enough were it not for that fateful day 607 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:38,760 when my parents moving to their new home 608 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:43,600 in a covered wagon were overtaken by a hurricane. 609 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:48,160 The children were blown out 610 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:52,600 and I've never seen them since... 611 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:56,400 And you weren't blown out? 612 01:21:56,520 --> 01:22:03,400 No, you see, I wasn't born yet. 613 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:07,600 So now you know my whole story. 614 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:15,000 See you soon! Perhaps... 615 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:22,600 He'll come back, dear. 616 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:22,200 Not disturbing you? Interesting. A man changed to stone. 617 01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,080 Pulse still beating - not quite hopeless 618 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:37,800 Damned bastard! 619 01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:42,000 At last a warm human word. 620 01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:48,400 Excuse my negligé. 621 01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:55,800 Thank you, fruit only after my meal. Let's sit down, shall we? 622 01:23:58,240 --> 01:23:59,800 What do you want? 623 01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:09,000 Only a little game of poker. 624 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:14,000 If you win, this toy is yours. 625 01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,920 And also the right to have a fair triggerman's duel. 626 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,720 And if I lose? 627 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,800 I'll shoot you like a dog! 628 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,720 You've not right to kill me. 629 01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,520 You forget you're a wanted man in 4 states. 630 01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,520 But this is the fifth. 631 01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:34,120 Nough said! 632 01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:38,920 A gentleman doesn't play this way. 633 01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:43,480 This is the way a gentleman plays with a rascal. 634 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,520 What rubbish. 635 01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:56,720 How many cards do you want? 636 01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:03,520 None, thanks. Good, I've three aces in reserve. 637 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:08,120 Dammit, where are they? 638 01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:14,480 In your other pocket. Wait, I must go at it systematically. 639 01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:27,320 Thank you for the conjuring number. Two pair- and you? 640 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:37,720 You've lost, salad! 641 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:44,720 All right! Pump lead into me ad lib. 642 01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:50,720 Maybe I'll pump, maybe I won't pump. 643 01:25:53,760 --> 01:25:56,520 If you want to be quick on the trigger then Kolaloka is your liquor. 644 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:57,600 I seem to have heard that one before. 645 01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,720 Yes and you'll hear it again. 646 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:01,120 And if I sign? 647 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,320 You can go. 648 01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:05,440 I thought you were a Defender of the Law? 649 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,320 What's good for Kolaloka is good for the Law. 650 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,880 I did not shun the foulest deed against you. 651 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,120 Life is a battle. 652 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:16,080 I wanted to dishonour your sweetheart. 653 01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:19,520 It's all a matter of taste. Will you sign? 654 01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:30,520 Permit my sustaining glass of champagne. 655 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,320 By all means. 656 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:36,120 Yes, Mother dear, it's all fixed now. 657 01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:40,240 I won't disturb your meditations. 658 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:44,640 I'll go gather a bunch of flowers for the grave. 659 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:03,840 That's what you think, my darling. 660 01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:14,640 Devil! 661 01:28:14,760 --> 01:28:15,840 Angel! 662 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:20,240 Brutal violence will triumph! 663 01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:25,320 You nasty pig of a man! 664 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:29,240 First a sweet kiss and then... Three guesses. 665 01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:40,240 That's for you, you perfidious old rattlesnake! 666 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:49,480 What have you done? 667 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,240 Oh, a mere trifle. 668 01:28:56,280 --> 01:29:00,840 Brother- and yet a monster. 669 01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:09,440 Corkscrew! 670 01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:26,240 Poor girl, your tornado-ing days are over. 671 01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:35,840 Wait, is it possible? Co... Co... Cocoa... 672 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:08,200 Good afternoon. 673 01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:17,440 Sorry, darling, for being late. 674 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:27,640 A cocoa mark the size of a Mexican dollar. 675 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:30,840 What do you see? 676 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:34,440 A cocoa mark the size of a Mexican dollar. 677 01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:38,840 The same birthmark. 678 01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:44,040 That means that Doug... 679 01:30:44,160 --> 01:30:46,920 ...was my brother. 680 01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:51,720 ...and look 681 01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:56,520 A cocoa mark the size of a Mexican dollar. 682 01:30:57,960 --> 01:30:59,720 Your sister. 683 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:03,120 And what about me? 684 01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:05,800 Look! 685 01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:09,920 A Mexican mark the size of cocoa dollar. No, the other way round. 686 01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:14,920 Let's see! No! 687 01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:32,320 Brother! 688 01:31:32,560 --> 01:31:36,320 Goodbye for ever! 689 01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:40,120 Good gracious, what a sight! 690 01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:44,880 Only heart shot through twice, one in the stomach and so on. 691 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,960 A single drop was enough! 692 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:51,120 Wounds, shocks, corns, gall, 693 01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:57,520 Kolaloka cures them all. Thousands of grateful letters! 694 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:04,120 Recommended by medical authorities! Even in cases of clinical death. 695 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:13,120 Dad! 696 01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:34,720 Dad. That's her! 697 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:41,720 Let me clasp you to my bosom, little girl! 698 01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:50,120 Oil! 699 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:55,120 Gold! 700 01:32:55,960 --> 01:33:00,240 Mr. Kolalok, you've won 5 million on the stock exchange! 701 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:01,720 Billion! 702 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,520 Billion? Five billion dollars. 703 01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:06,440 I knew that Good would conquer. 704 01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:13,120 Touching. I could almost wish not to be a villain. 705 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:20,320 No, son, our business needs all kinds of talent. 706 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:25,120 Villain or hero, we're all one family. 707 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:27,920 And so... 708 01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:29,120 And so... 709 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,280 And so... 710 01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:33,920 Whiskola. 711 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:36,520 Alcohol-free! 712 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:41,520 Alcoholic! 713 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,920 Lemonade! 714 01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:50,720 For alcoholics and teetotallers. 715 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:56,920 Whiskola.