1 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,610 Man: URSULA? 2 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,414 URSULA! 3 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,149 URSULA, COME BACK HERE! 4 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,519 URSULA! 5 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,123 URSULA! 6 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,625 COME BACK HERE! IT'S DANGEROUS! 7 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,795 URSULA, WAIT FOR ME! 8 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,866 OH! 9 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,836 WHO WAS IT THAT DIDN'T COME, THEN? 10 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:11,439 WAS IT YOU, MISS PUDDLE DUCK? 11 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:14,742 - AND WERE YOU OFF FOR A SWIM IN THE RIVER? - NO. 12 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,848 - WELL, WHAT IS IT, MILADY? - I WANT THAT, DADDY. 13 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:23,484 OH, AYE. WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, ME DUCKY. 14 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,553 - IT'S NOT FOR CATCHING. - I WANT IT! 15 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,421 IT'S TOO FAR OFF, LASS. 16 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,124 BUT IF YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, I'LL MAKE YOU ONE FOR YOUR TEA. 17 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:41,135 THEY WERE NAUGHTY TO FIGHT LIKE THAT, WEREN'T THEY? 18 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,803 LOSING ALL THEIR FEATHERS. 19 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:45,439 THEY'LL BE SORRY, WON'T THEY? WHEN IT GETS COLD. 20 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,576 - I'VE JUST SAVED THIS ONE FROM THE RIVER. 21 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,614 HERE WE GO. OFF YOU GO. 22 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,385 WELL, NOW, PERHAPS YOU'LL HAVE THAT GATE FIXED. 23 00:01:57,418 --> 00:02:00,521 - YOU LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN! - AND WHAT IF I DID? 24 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,623 WITH A BABY COMING AND A BABY WAKING UP ALL AT ONCE... 25 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,325 WHY DO YOU LITTLE ME SO? 26 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,626 IT'S NOT TOO EASY HERE AS FOR YOU, 27 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,628 SITTING IN A CHAIR, DESIGNING LACE HANKIES. 28 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,497 A- YUP, SOUP AGAIN? 29 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,499 - YOU'RE SPOILING ME, LOVE. - YES. 30 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,668 OH, THERE'S OUR LITTLE BLACKBIRD TUNING UP. 31 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,605 SING ON, ME LASS. SING UP AND DROWN YOUR MOTHER OUT. 32 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,674 - OH, YOU- YOU PUT SUCH PRESSURE IN MY HEAD. - OH, GET OFF. 33 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:26,947 * WHEN THE PIE WAS OPEN, THE BIRDS BEGAN TO SING * 34 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,749 * AND WASN'T THAT A DAINTY DISH? * 35 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:58,579 IT'S STILL THERE, DADDY. CAN'T I HAVE IT? 36 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,914 YOU'RE A PERSISTENT LITTLE MUGGER, AREN'T YOU? 37 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,883 WELL, I'VE NOT FORGOTTEN. 38 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,653 THERE YOU ARE. ON YOU JUMP. 39 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,355 THERE WE GO. 40 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,923 NOW, WHAT ABOUT THAT, THEN? 41 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,593 - WANT A LITTLE TASTE? - MM-MM. 42 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,696 AW, COME ON, A LITTLE TASTE. JUST A LITTLE ONE. 43 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,998 - NO? - MMM. 44 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,835 - OH, I SEE. YOU WANT THE REAL ONE. - MM-HMM. 45 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,671 WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT, ME LASS. 46 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,808 Man: "AND AGAIN, I SAY UNTO YOU 47 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,378 IT IS EASIER FOR A CAMEL 48 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:13,481 TO PASS THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE 49 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,948 THAN FOR A RICH MAN 50 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,785 TO ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD." 51 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,987 NOW, THE COLLECTION THIS WEEK 52 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,556 IS FOR MRS. HARTLEY, 53 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:25,058 WIDOWED BY THE TRAGEDY AT GRANGE PIT. 54 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,761 I KNOW YOU WILL GIVE GENEROUSLY. 55 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,097 ON A HAPPIER NOTE, 56 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,401 I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE RESUMPTION OF CHRISTENINGS, 57 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:36,537 THANKS TO THE RESTORATION OF THE FONT BY OUR ORGANIST 58 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,105 WILL BRANGWEN. 59 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,070 - FORGOT HIS HAT. - HE'S LIKE MY DOLLY. 60 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,540 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, DAD. 61 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,942 AS A HOBBY, THIS CHURCH TAKES UP FAR TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME. 62 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,678 BUT I MUST SAY, THAT IS A VERY FINE HAND YOU'VE CARVED. 63 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,413 IT'S AN OGRE'S HAND. 64 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:21,849 IT'S THE HAND OF GOD, BILLY. 65 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,852 - ASSISTING AT THE BIRTH OF EVE. - HE'S NOT A MIDWIFE. 66 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:30,558 - OH, WELL, IT WAS MY HAND YOU USED AS A MODEL. - THAT'S NOT SO. 67 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,026 I MODELED THAT HAND AFTER DONATELLO - HIS ST. FRANCIS. 68 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,896 - THAT'S HOW IT STARTED OUT. - I'VE NEVER! 69 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,837 FOR ALL YOU KNOW, DONATELLO MAY HAVE USED HIS WIFE AS A MODEL. 70 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,739 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! 71 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,842 THE HAND OF GOD MUST BE A MAN'S HAND. IT STANDS TO REASON. 72 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,711 LIKE TAKING EVE OUT OF ADAM'S BODY 73 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,780 WHEN IN FACT EVERY MAN IS BORN OF WOMAN? 74 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,816 REALLY, THE IMPUDENCE OF MEN. THE ARROGANCE! 75 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,619 OH, MOTHER, DON'T FUSS SO. 76 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,989 I HAVE SAID, URSULA, YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME IN THAT WAY. 77 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:05,459 GUDRUN, HOW COULD A GREAT HUMPED CAMEL 78 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,595 PASS THROUGH AN EYE OF A NEEDLE? 79 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,530 WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY, I SHOULD THINK. 80 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,960 Girl: IT'S LOCKED! 81 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,062 OPEN THE DOOR, AUNT URSULA. 82 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,833 Billy: MOTHER, SHE WON'T ANSWER! SHE'S DEAD! 83 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,535 GO AWAY! 84 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:24,271 I'M NOT DEAD! WHAT DO YOU WANT? 85 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,841 Billy: MOTHER SAID YOU HAVE TO COME STRAIGHT DOWN TO DINNER! 86 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:32,780 Girl: AND THERE'S A SOLDIER DOWNSTAIRS WITH UNCLE HENRY! 87 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,887 YOU'RE NOT FIBBING, ARE YOU? 88 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,289 'CAUSE I'LL PULL YOUR HAIR OUT, EVERY BIT OF IT. 89 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:45,325 EVEN IF IT IS SUNDAY! 90 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,861 Boy: I AM NOT STUPID. 91 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:51,231 - Man: OH, DID THEY ASK YOU TO STAY THE NIGHT? - Will: AYE. 92 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,134 Man: THEY ALWAYS USED TO ASK STRANGERS TO STAY THE NIGHT. 93 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,705 - I BELIEVE IT WAS RATHER TRYING FOR MY PARENTS. 94 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:01,008 WELL, IT'S OUR LAZARUS. BILLY SAID YOU WERE DEAD. 95 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,843 MIGHT AS WELL BE, SOMETIMES. 96 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,148 I WANTED SOME PEACE. I'M SORRY. 97 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:09,917 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE COMING. 98 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,885 OR SHE'D HAVE JOINED US FOR SHERRY. 99 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,054 Henry: SHE LIKES A TIPPLE, DOES SHE? 100 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,759 HEH, COME AND GIVE YOUR UNCLE HENRY A KISS. 101 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,028 WELL, YOU MUST DRINK TO THE HEALTH OF A FRIEND OF MINE- 102 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,196 LIEUTENANT ANTON SKREBENSKY. 103 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,365 HE'S STAYING WITH ME AT THE HALL. 104 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,868 HIS FATHER WAS THE PARISH PRIEST. 105 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,204 - ARE YOU STAYING LONG? - THIS IS MY LAST DAY. 106 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,907 I HAVE TO REPORT BACK ON DUTY TOMORROW. 107 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,044 - TO WHAT DO YOU REPORT BACK? - I'M IN THE ENGINEERS. 108 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:40,614 AND YOU? I SUPPOSE YOU'RE STILL AT SCHOOL. 109 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,050 MY LAST TERM, I'M HAPPY TO SAY. 110 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,786 I'LL BE TAKING MY MATRICULATION EXAM SOON. 111 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,254 YOU'LL BE GOING OUT TO WORK, THEN. 112 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,857 HEY, DON'T BE PUTTING IDEAS IN HER HEAD. 113 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,759 NONE OF MY DAUGHTERS NEED GO OUT TO WORK. 114 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,996 I'M CONSIDERING MY FIELD OF ACTION, YES. 115 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,699 THERE'S A FINE CROP OF STOCKINGS RIPE FOR MENDING. 116 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,701 PERHAPS THEY CAN BE YOUR FIELD OF ACTION. 117 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,369 MOLLY? 118 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:06,006 - WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE? - I DON'T KNOW. 119 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,908 A TEACHER, PERHAPS. 120 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,011 I WAS NEVER ONE FOR STUDYING. 121 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,880 THEY SAY ALL THE BRAINS OF THE ARMY 122 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,181 ARE IN THE ENGINEERS. 123 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,883 I THINK THAT'S WHY I JOINED THEM, 124 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,985 TO GET THE CREDIT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BRAINS. 125 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,220 I DON'T THINK BRAINS MATTER. 126 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,322 OH, WHAT DOES MATTER, THEN? 127 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,058 IT MATTERS WHETHER PEOPLE HAVE COURAGE OR NOT. 128 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,060 COURAGE FOR WHAT? 129 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:33,066 - FOR EVERYTHING. - LIKE A SOLDIER, YOU MEAN? 130 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,969 I THINK THAT'S ANOTHER FIELD OF ACTION YOU WOULDN'T LIKE. 131 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,307 I THINK SHE SHOULD JOIN ME IN THE ROYAL ENGINEERS. 132 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,776 YOU NEED MIGHTY LITTLE COURAGE TO BUILD A PRIVY. 133 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,461 ARE YOU NOT VERY LONELY, BEING AN ORPHAN? 134 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,931 I HAVE GOT A GUARDIAN. 135 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,701 AND HENRY AND MY AUNTS. 136 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,437 I'M REALLY FOND OF THEM ALL. 137 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,106 BUT I SUPPOSE MY REAL HOME IS THE ARMY. 138 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,109 DO YOU LIKE BEING ON YOUR OWN? 139 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,879 HMM, I THINK SO. 140 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,450 I WENT AWAY TO SCHOOL EARLY, SO I SUPPOSE THE OUTSIDE WORLD 141 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:26,019 WAS ALWAYS A MORE NATURAL HOME TO ME THAN THE VICARAGE. 142 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:31,191 - THIS HOUSE USED TO BE A VICARAGE, YOU KNOW? - REALLY? 143 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,897 DO YOU NOT FEEL LIKE- 144 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:40,033 LIKE A BIRD BLOWN OUT OF ITS OWN LATITUDE? 145 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,206 NO, I FIND THINGS VERY MUCH AS I LIKE THEM. 146 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,445 - YOU LOOK VERY LAZY. - I AM LAZY. 147 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,448 - YOU LOOK REALLY FLOPPY. - I AM FLOPPY. 148 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,119 - CAN'T YOU STOP? - I DON'T WANT TO STOP. 149 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,123 YOU LOOK AS IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BONE IN YOUR BODY. 150 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,159 THAT'S JUST HOW I LIKE TO FEEL. 151 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,929 I DON'T ADMIRE YOUR TASTE. 152 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,297 THAT'S MY MISFORTUNE. 153 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,366 DAMN IT! 154 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,769 NOW, WHY CAN'T I ROCK? 155 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,471 - MEN DON'T ROCK THEMSELVES. - GIRLS DON'T PULL MEN'S HAIR. 156 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,408 YOU'VE SEEN THAT THEY DO. 157 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,783 MY FATHER USED TO ROCK ME ON THE SWING BOATS. 158 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,086 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON ONE AGAIN? 159 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,122 - OH, I DIDN'T MEAN- - WOULD YOU? 160 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,124 - WHEN? - NOW. 161 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,859 YES. 162 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,261 YOU ARRANGE IT WITH MOTHER WHILE I GO AND CHANGE! 163 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,188 OUR FAMILIES GO A LONG WAY BACK, YOU KNOW? 164 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:12,225 MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO TELL ME STORIES ABOUT HER LIFE IN POLAND. 165 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,496 - SHE KNEW YOUR FATHER IN WARSAW, I BELIEVE. - I KNOW. 166 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,098 SHE MARRIED HIS BEST FRIEND, 167 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,033 DR. LENSKY, JUST BEFORE THE UPRISING. 168 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,136 THEY FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE FOR THE FREEDOM OF THEIR HOMELAND. 169 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:27,107 DR. LENSKY AND BARON SKREBENSKY. 170 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,277 DON'T YOU FIND POLISH NAMES EXTREMELY MUSICAL? 171 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,013 THEY'RE AN EXTREMELY MUSICAL NATION 172 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,015 AND AN EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC ONE, 173 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,384 WHICH IS WHY THEY MAKE SUCH POOR EXILES. 174 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,286 THEY ALL DIE YOUNG, 175 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,355 - HUMMING CHOPIN'S "FUNERAL MARCH." 176 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,357 BUT YOU LENSKYS SEEM TO BE AN EXCEPTION. 177 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:48,095 THEY SAY GRANDDAD DIED WITH A STETHOSCOPE ROUND HIS NECK. 178 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,931 HE HAD CONNECTIONS OVER HERE WITH THE MEDICAL PROFESSION 179 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,233 AND WAS INVITED TO SHARE A BUSY PRACTICE IN BELDOVER. 180 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,069 THAT'S WHERE MOM WAS BORN. 181 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:59,072 I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT TERRIBLY ROMANTIC 182 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,607 TO HAVE POLISH BLOOD. 183 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,542 MORE SO THAN BRITISH? 184 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,444 IS THERE NO ROMANCE IN YOUR POOR FATHER? 185 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,146 OF COURSE. 186 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,149 HE WOULDN'T HAVE SWEPT MOM OFF HER FEET OTHERWISE. 187 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,518 THAT'S THE CHURCH WHERE THEY WERE MARRIED. 188 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:15,255 - SHALL WE GO IN? - OH, DEAR. 189 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,391 I THOUGHT I HAD ESCAPED CHURCH PARADE TODAY. 190 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,460 COME ALONG. 191 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,181 Man: BEG PARDON, SIR. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. 192 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,518 - THIS IS DREADFUL! - DREADFUL AND WONDERFUL. 193 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,320 THEN LET'S STAY A MINUTE. 194 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,408 YOU LOVE FLYING HIGH, DON'T YOU? 195 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,178 BETTER THAN BEING EARTHBOUND. 196 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,081 AND YOU'D FEEL THE SAME IF YOU LIVED IN OUR HOUSE. 197 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,649 Man: THERE YOU GO, BURT. 198 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,222 THIS REMINDS ME OF INGRAM, A FRIEND IN MY PLATOON. 199 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,358 - OH? WHY IS THAT? - WELL, HE HAD THIS GIRL IN ROCHESTER. 200 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,228 THEY ALWAYS USED TO SIT IN A CORNER OF A CATHEDRAL FOR THEIR LOVEMAKING. 201 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,397 HOW NICE. 202 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,965 ENDED BADLY, THOUGH. 203 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:34,467 THE VERGER SPIED ON THEM, 204 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,536 GOT TO KNOW THEIR NAMES, MADE A ROW ABOUT IT. 205 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,040 WHAT A SHAME. HE SHOULDN'T HAVE OBJECTED. 206 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:44,377 - HE SAID IT WAS A PROFANITY. - NO, I THINK IT'S RIGHT... 207 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,716 TO MAKE LOVE IN THE HOUSE OF GOD. 208 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,269 Aton: OH, WELL. 209 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,338 I PROMISED YOUR MOTHER I'D HAVE YOU HOME EARLY. 210 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,340 YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW. 211 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,378 COME ALONG. I'LL BUY YOU A LOLLY. 212 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,294 PUSH AND GLIDE! PUSH AND GLIDE! 213 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,464 NOW, ETHEL, AS THE ARMS COMPLETE THE PULLING STROKE, 214 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,099 THEN YOU BEND YOUR LEGS BACK. 215 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:42,369 AND DON'T LET YOUR FEET BREAK WATER. THAT'S BETTER. 216 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,637 PUSH AND GLIDE. HEADS STEADY. 217 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,706 ALL RIGHT! 218 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,264 COME, I'LL RACE YOU. 219 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,787 OH! 220 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,491 I'VE WON, BUT YOU'VE GOOD FORM. 221 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,227 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 222 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:43,730 URSULA, MISS INGER. URSULA BRANGWEN. 223 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,765 RIGHT, URSULA BRANGWEN. 224 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:54,307 CLASS DISMISSED! NO LINGERING IN THE CUBICLES. 225 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,343 CLASS THREE IS DUE ANY MINUTE. 226 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,780 DO YOU THINK IT'S WICKED TO LET A MAN KISS YOU? 227 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,483 I MEAN, A MAN YOU'VE JUST MET? 228 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,419 I SHOULD THINK. IT DEPENDS. 229 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,257 REAL KISSES, I MEAN. NOT JUST FLIRTING. 230 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,091 HE'S A SOLDIER. 231 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,195 WHERE DID HE KISS YOU? 232 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,797 IN CHURCH. 233 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:21,168 I SEE. AND WHAT TIME WAS IT? 234 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:24,537 UM, ABOUT A QUARTER TO 7:00. 235 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,708 OH, YES. YES, I THINK IT TO BE VERY WRONG. 236 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,412 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW ATHLETICS MISTRESS? 237 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,482 NOT A LOT. SHE WAS QUITE ROUGH WITH ME. 238 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,160 URSULA. URSULA. 239 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,632 I ENJOYED OUR RACE. DID YOU? 240 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,303 UM, YES. YES, I DID. 241 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,471 TELL ME, HAVE YOU A BICYCLE? 242 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,773 NO. YES. 243 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,676 WELL, MY SISTER DOES. WE- WE SHARE IT. 244 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,380 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR A LITTLE SWIM ON SATURDAY? 245 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,681 I HAVE A COTTAGE ON THE RIVER. 246 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,583 YOU COULD BICYCLE OVER AND STAY FOR TEA, PERHAPS. 247 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,455 THANK YOU. YES, I'D LIKE THAT. 248 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,396 COME ALONG, CLASS THREE! COME ON, GIRLS! 249 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,632 COME ALONG. RIGHT. 250 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,567 NOW INTO THE WATER, THE LOT OF YOU. 251 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,603 I'LL HAVE YOU SWIMMING LIKE DOLPHINS IN NO TIME. 252 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,644 NO, YOU CAN'T! 253 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,513 I NEED IT! LISTEN TO ME! 254 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,249 STOP, WILL YOU? 255 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,584 I SAID NO! DO YOU HEAR ME? 256 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,419 OH, STOP! 257 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,521 OH, I HATE YOU! 258 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,474 MMM, SUCH PEACE. 259 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,476 YOU'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR BOOTS OFF. 260 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,611 HERE. 261 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,281 HOW DO YOU USUALLY SPEND YOUR WEEKENDS? 262 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,916 HELPING MOTHER. GOING TO CHURCH. 263 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,651 CHURCH IS PEACEFUL? 264 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,621 WHY DO YOU LAUGH? 265 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,723 THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE, IT WAS ANYTHING BUT. 266 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,860 I WAS WITH A FRIEND LOOKING FOR A LITTLE SECLUSION. 267 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,696 CHOIR PRACTICE? 268 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,432 RESTORATION. 269 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,405 DO YOU THINK IT'S BLASPHEMOUS TO MAKE LOVE IN CHURCH? 270 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,575 NO. MERELY UNCOMFORTABLE. 271 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,411 SUCH NARROW PEWS. 272 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,781 OR DID YOU DO IT STANDING UP IN A CONFESSIONAL? 273 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,551 WE WERE ONLY KISSING. 274 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,853 OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT FUCKING. 275 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,657 - WHO WAS HE? - A SOLDIER. 276 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,831 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - MY FATHER WAS A SOLDIER. 277 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,666 COARSE BRUTE. 278 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,735 TREATED ME MOTHER A LITTLE BETTER THAN A WHORE. 279 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,470 WHO DO YOU MEAN? 280 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,840 AS A PERSON IN HER OWN RIGHT, 281 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,643 MY MOTHER DID NOT EXIST. 282 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,010 SHE WAS NO MORE THAN AN INSTRUMENT 283 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,279 FOR HIS PERVERTED SEXUALITY. 284 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,882 WAS THERE NO LOVE? 285 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,753 URSULA, THE BEST YOU'LL EVER GET FROM A MAN 286 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,621 IS PASSION. 287 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,891 EVEN THAT CAN'T LAST. 288 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,593 OH, DEAR, I THINK WE'RE IN FOR A STORM. 289 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,094 THE MILK'S TURNED. 290 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,764 PERHAPS I SHOULD BE OFF. 291 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,733 OH, DON'T SAY THAT, NOT BEFORE OUR SWIM. 292 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,638 I'M AFRAID THAT IN THE RUSH I FORGOT MY COSTUME. 293 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,640 BESIDES, IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN. 294 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:51,544 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WATER, WHAT DO A FEW RAINDROPS MATTER? 295 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,780 BESIDES, IT'S BEST IN THE RAIN. 296 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,050 WE'RE QUITE SAFE. THE GROUNDS ARE PRIVATE. 297 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,720 WE'LL UNDRESS INSIDE AND RUN DOWN, SHALL WE? 298 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,790 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 299 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,938 COME ON. 300 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:22,134 - YOU'RE TICKLING ME! - RELAX! 301 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:25,805 YOU'RE IN THE HANDS OF A QUALIFIED OSTEOPATH. 302 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,875 OH, THAT'S LOVELY. 303 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,710 MMM. 304 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,111 I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO SOON. 305 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,880 IT'S GETTING LATE. 306 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,815 CAN I NOT STAY HERE WITH YOU? 307 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,951 I DON'T THINK YOUR PARENTS WOULD APPROVE. 308 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,488 WHEN WILL WE SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? 309 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,690 MONDAY, SILLY. 310 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,758 SWIMMING CLASS. 311 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:47,827 I MEANT LIKE THIS. 312 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,864 I WAS THINKING OF TAKING A SCHOOL PARTY 313 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,667 FOR A HIKE AROUND THE LAKES NEXT WEEKEND. 314 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,803 WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ALONG? 315 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:59,772 I'M NOT THAT FOND OF HIKING. 316 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,575 RIGHT, WELL, I WON'T BOTHER, THEN. 317 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:05,712 I MEANT A PARTY OF ONE. 318 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,947 I LOVE HIKING! 319 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,489 YOUR MOTHER'LL THINK YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED. 320 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:17,990 COME ALONG. 321 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,726 HA! 322 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,629 Gudrun: YOU HEARD ME SHOUTING, DIDN'T YOU? 323 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,797 I NEED MY BICYCLE TO FETCH THE GROCERIES. 324 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,966 I HAD TO CARRY THEM ALL THE WAY HOME. 325 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,768 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY? 326 00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,041 DAMN THE GROCERIES! 327 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,844 I'M SICK OF BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO! 328 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,046 Children: * WE'RE "BADING" IN THE SEA, MOTHER * 329 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:42,815 * WE'RE BADING IN THE SEA, MOTHER * 330 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,718 * WE'RE BADING IN THE SEA, MOTHER... * 331 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,592 AND I AM STANDING HERE WITH YOUR NIGHTSHIRT. 332 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:55,161 - * WE'RE BADING IN THE SEA, MOTHER... * - COME ON, RUPERT. 333 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,897 - GET UP NOW. - * WE'RE BADING IN THE SEA, MOTHER... * 334 00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:01,133 WILL SOMEBODY LOVE ME, MOTHER? 335 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,002 WE SAY "BATHING," NOT "BADING." 336 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,971 WE ALL LOVE YOU, CHILD. 337 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,206 YES, BUT WILL SOMEBODY LOVE ME? 338 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:12,812 SOME MAN WILL LOVE YOU, URSULA, BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR NATURE. 339 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,147 BUT I HOPE IT WILL BE SOMEBODY WHO LOVES YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE 340 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,216 AND NOT FOR WHAT HE WANTS OF YOU. 341 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:20,887 WHAT DID YOU WANT FOR YOURSELF? 342 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,256 - WHAT I'VE GOT. - * WE'RE BATHING IN THE SEA, MOTHER. * 343 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,595 - BILLY, WHERE IS YOUR NIGHTSHIRT? - I DON'T KNOW. 344 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,897 - THEN LOOK FOR IT. - MOLLY PULLED MY HAIR. 345 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,999 - I DIDN'T. - OH, YOU TWO, GET ALONG. 346 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,300 Billy: IT'S MY TURN! 347 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,703 BECAUSE WE HAVE A RIGHT TO WHAT WE WANT. 348 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,237 Will: NOW, THEN. 349 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:40,239 - NOW, THEN, BILLY, WHAT YOU UP TO? - NOTHING. 350 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,742 YES, YOU ARE, YOU WICKED LAD. COME ON UP HERE, UP THE BACK. 351 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,911 THERE YOU ARE. THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM NOW. OFF YOU GO, GIDDY-UP. 352 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:48,881 - WHY AREN'T THEY IN BED? - OH, URSULA, THE CHILDREN MUST LIVE. 353 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,883 BUT I MUST LIVE, TOO. 354 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:53,285 WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER, LASS. 355 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,658 MY TEACHER'S TAKING A PARTY AROUND THE LAKES NEXT WEEKEND. 356 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,927 GIVE HIM A LITTLE GO. 357 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,731 BUT YOUR UNCLE HENRY'S INVITED US TO THE HALL ON SATURDAY. 358 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:07,033 YOUR YOUNG FRIEND ANTON WILL BE THERE. 359 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,337 I THINK NOT. 360 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,305 I REALLY MUST GO WITH MY SCHOOL. 361 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,750 YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT. 362 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,653 I TOLD YOU, MEN HAVE FIXED IDEAS 363 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,954 OF WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE. 364 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,257 SO, WHEN THEY FIND A WOMAN WHO FITS THEIR DEFINITION, 365 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,693 THEY SAY THEY LOVE HER. 366 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,962 THEY'RE ONLY IN LOVE WITH THEMSELVES. 367 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,665 LIKE A SERPENT WHO MIGHT SWALLOW HIS TAIL 368 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:40,933 WHEN HE'S HUNGRY. 369 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:44,370 BUT WOMEN, THEY HAVE FIXED IDEAS, TOO. 370 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:50,609 CAN YOU SEE, URSULA? CAN YOU MAKE OUT WHAT IT IS? 371 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:55,748 - NO. - CAN'T YOU? 372 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,284 UP THERE ON THE SUMMIT- 373 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:02,354 THE LION LAYS DOWN WITH THE LAMB. 374 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,024 - CAN YOU SEE IT NOW? - YES! 375 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,193 IT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 376 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,930 - CAN WE GET UP THERE? - WELL, LET'S HAVE A DRINK BEFORE WE TACKLE IT, EH? 377 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,405 WAVE TO THE LADY. 378 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,173 HELLO! 379 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,712 HOW I LOVE LIONS. 380 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,114 GOD IS LIKE A LION TO ME, 381 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:31,818 NOT LIKE THOSE SILLY TOY LAMBS YOU SEE IN CHURCH. 382 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:35,788 LAMBS OR LIONS. BUDDHA OR APOLLO. 383 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,724 CHRIST OR ZEUS. 384 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:41,093 THEY'RE ONLY SYMBOLS OF MAN'S INSTINCTUAL DESIRES. 385 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,429 PURELY ILLUSIONARY. 386 00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:45,664 WHO DO YOU WORSHIP? 387 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,702 I WORSHIP THIS. 388 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:56,242 I WOULD LIKE TO BE PROUD AND STRONG LIKE A LION, 389 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,945 NOT WEAK LIKE A LAMB WHO ONLY EXISTS 390 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:02,014 TO BE LOVED AND SACRIFICED. 391 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:05,451 TO LOVE AND BE LOVED- THEY'RE EQUALLY IMPORTANT. 392 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,022 WHEN THE LION IN YOU LAYS DOWN WITH THE LAMB IN YOU, 393 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,391 YOU'LL KNOW WHAT PEACE IS. 394 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,965 WE'RE WORKING THE MINE! 395 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,000 BE OFF WITH YOU! 396 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,135 DIDN'T YOU READ THE SIGN, WOMAN? 397 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,171 YOU ARE A MONSTER! 398 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:28,808 HOW DARE YOU COME HERE WITH YOUR MONSTROUS, FILTHY MINE? 399 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,979 COME ON, URSULA. 400 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:39,952 MAN IS TERRIBLE, 401 00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:42,989 BUT THE WORKS OF MAN ARE MORE TERRIBLE STILL. 402 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:48,094 AND THE MINES ARE THE MOST TERRIBLE OF HIS WORKS. 403 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:51,430 MY UNCLE HENRY MAKES HIS FORTUNE FROM THE COLLIERIES. 404 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:55,001 - HE OWNS SEVERAL OF THE GRANGE PITS. - REALLY? 405 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,203 DO YOU REMEMBER THE PAINTING IN THE COTTAGE? 406 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,071 IT'S MAC. 407 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,374 I SOMETIMES MODEL FOR THE OLD RASCAL. 408 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,176 MAC! 409 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:09,949 Ursula: BUT WE SAW IT SO CLEARLY FROM BELOW. WHERE IS IT? 410 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,218 Winifred: WHERE DO YOU THINK, GIRL? USE YOUR EYES. 411 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,855 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PUBLIC CONVENIENCE, YOUNG LADY, 412 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:18,190 IT'S BEHIND THE NEAREST ROCK. 413 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:21,193 I'M LOOKING FOR THE LION AND THE LAMB! 414 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,195 IT'S BEHIND YOU, SILLY! 415 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,132 SO IT'S AN ILLUSION- 416 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:29,068 THE LION LAYING DOWN WITH THE LAMB. 417 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,470 YOU'RE THE THIRD PERSON THIS AFTERNOON 418 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,239 TO MAKE THE SAME OBSERVATION. 419 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,141 MUST BE SOMETHING IN IT. 420 00:29:36,242 --> 00:29:38,144 DISTANCE LENDS ENCHANTMENT. 421 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:41,113 MAC, THIS IS URSULA, ONE OF OUR FAVORITE SORT OF PEOPLE. 422 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:43,015 - IS SHE NOW? - MM-HMM. 423 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:45,852 DO YOU ALWAYS BUMP INTO EACH OTHER 424 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,887 SO CASUALLY ON MOUNTAIN PEAKS? 425 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,389 MORE OFTEN IN THE STUDIO. 426 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:53,159 DO YOU THINK SHE'D POSE FOR ME, FRED? 427 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,526 WOULD YOU LIKE TO, URSULA? 428 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,596 I DON'T KNOW. 429 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,132 I'M A BIT OF A FIDGET. WHEN? 430 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:03,269 THEY'LL BE A LITTLE POCKET MONEY IN IT FOR YOU. 431 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,971 WHAT ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY? 432 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,175 I'LL COME ALONG, IF YOU LIKE. 433 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:11,410 NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 434 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:15,314 I'M NOT A CHILD. 435 00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:21,954 MacAllister: I SHALL CALL THE PICTURE 436 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:25,992 "EXPERIENCE REWARDING INNOCENCE." 437 00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:28,527 I GENERALLY CHOOSE MY TITLES WITH A CERTAIN CYNICISM, 438 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,829 BUT THIS IS AN EXCEPTION. 439 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:33,499 I HAD ALMOST GIVEN UP HOPE 440 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:37,536 OF FINDING PURITY IN A GIRL YOUR AGE. 441 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:39,305 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SMILE? 442 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:43,910 IT'S NOT YOUR FACE I'M PAINTING AT THE MOMENT. 443 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:46,445 YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, URSULA. ARE YOU NOT? 444 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:50,116 MY PARENTS DON'T ALWAYS THINK SO. 445 00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:53,285 PARENTS SELDOM DO. 446 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,054 DO THEY SMACK YOUR BOTTOM? 447 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,489 NOT ANYMORE. 448 00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:03,229 DOMESTIC BLISS IS A PLEASURE I'VE BEEN DENIED. 449 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:06,598 I'M CHILDLESS AND WIFELESS. 450 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:11,170 I HAVE TO RELY ON OTHERS FOR MY CREATURE COMFORTS- 451 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:16,308 FREE SPIRITS UNTAMED BY CONVENTION. 452 00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:20,312 JOLLY GOOD SPORTS LIKE FRED. 453 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:24,917 I FEEL YOU ARE SUCH A KINDRED SPIRIT, URSULA. 454 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,685 YOU HAVE WITHIN YOU THE POWER 455 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,488 TO MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST OF MEN. 456 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,025 AT FIRST THE IDEA OF MY CHASTISING YOU 457 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,361 MAY SEEM ABHORRENT. 458 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,664 THAT IS MERELY THROUGH ASSOCIATION. 459 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:41,934 BUT WHEN YOU SEE THE INTENSE DELIGHT IT AFFORDS ME, 460 00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:45,337 YOU'LL SEE IT NOT AS A VIOLATION, 461 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,373 BUT AN ACT OF LOVE. 462 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,543 I WILL AWAKEN IN YOU A WORLD OF SENSUALITY 463 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,013 OF WHICH YOU'VE NEVER DREAMED. 464 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,316 AND YOU WILL NOT FIND MY GRATITUDE UNGENEROUS. 465 00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:01,253 THE PAIN IS NOTHING- PASSES IN A MOMENT. 466 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,655 AND THE MARKS SOON FADE. 467 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,293 BUT SHOULD I DRAW BLOOD, 468 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:11,363 YOU WILL FEEL THE SALT OF MY TEARS IN YOUR PRECIOUS WOUNDS. 469 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:17,703 I BELIEVE THERE WAS MENTION OF A MODELING FEE. 470 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,974 GET OUT! 471 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:23,742 HOW DARE YOU LEAD ME ON, 472 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,645 YOU MONEY-GRUBBING BITCH! 473 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:30,349 YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE TROLLOP! 474 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,384 GET OUT! 475 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:44,696 HA! 476 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,298 HALT! 477 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:55,107 QUITE COMMENDABLE, URSULA. 478 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:59,178 YOU HAVE THE SKILL, BUT YOU LACK THE DESIRE TO WIN. 479 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,383 YES, MISS. THANK YOU. 480 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:06,318 AND DESIRE, GIRLS, 481 00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:09,321 IS THE SOURCE OF ALL TRUTH AND GOOD. 482 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,390 CLASS DISMISSED! 483 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:16,095 OH, THERE'LL BE NO INSTRUCTION NEXT WEEK OWING TO THE EXAMS, 484 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,396 SO GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU. 485 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:20,732 Girls: THANK YOU, MISS. HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY. 486 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:24,470 SO, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO GOT PICKED ON TODAY. 487 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:29,775 URSULA... I'M SORRY ABOUT MAC. 488 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,543 I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT THROUGH. 489 00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:34,446 - IT WAS- - AN ACT OF LOVE, PERHAPS? 490 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,815 IN A WAY. 491 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,651 THERE ARE THINGS ONE SHOULD UNDERSTAND ABOUT LIFE, 492 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,821 EVEN ARTISTS. 493 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,558 - IT'S BEST TO BE PREPARED. - BUT WHO PREPARED ME FOR THAT? 494 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:49,795 EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER. 495 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,565 I WAS HALF-EXPECTING YOU LAST WEEKEND. 496 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,570 I WAS STUDYING. 497 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:02,541 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THE HOLIDAYS? 498 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,845 MY UNCLE HENRY'S INVITED ME OVER TO GRANGE HALL. 499 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,315 I TOLD HIM I SHOULD LIKE TO BRING YOU. 500 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:12,551 YOU WILL COME, WON'T YOU? 501 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,300 Chauffeur: OUT OF THE WAY! 502 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:32,204 NEARLY LATE FOR HIS OWN FUNERAL. 503 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,540 THERE HASN'T BEEN A DEATH IN THE FAMILY, HAS THERE? 504 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,242 NO, MISS. IT WERE ONLY A MINER. 505 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,510 - A MINER? - AYE, JIM LARCH. 506 00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:41,513 A FINE LOADER HE WAS, TOO. HE LEAVES A WIFE AND TWO BEANS. 507 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,216 - WAS IT AN ACCIDENT? - CONSUMPTION. 508 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,617 IT GETS THEM SOONER OR LATER. 509 00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,520 HE DIED GRADUALLY LIKE, FRETFUL AND FRETTING. 510 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:51,357 ME FATHER WENT OFF JUST THE SAME. 511 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,824 IT'S A RELIEF WHEN IT'S OVER. 512 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:55,761 - GRUESOME. - AND THE WIDOW? 513 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,529 SHE'LL BE GETTING MARRIED AGAIN DIRECTLY. 514 00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,598 HER TWO SISTERS HAVE JUST CHANGED HUSBANDS. 515 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,468 ONE MAN AND ANOTHER, THEY'RE ALL COLLIERS. 516 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,537 - OH. - AND IS UNCLE HENRY GOING TO THE FUNERAL? 517 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,307 NO, MISS, BUT HE ALWAYS SENDS THE BIGGEST WREATH. 518 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:26,258 AH! THERE YOU ARE. 519 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,195 AND ABOUT TIME, TOO. 520 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:31,430 THOUGH YOU'VE MISSED POOR ANTON, I'M AFRAID. 521 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,265 HE WAS DISAPPOINTED. 522 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,235 NEVER MIND. 523 00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:38,337 I'M PLEASED YOUR FRIEND COULD MANAGE IT. 524 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,341 HELLO. 525 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,443 - I'M HENRY BRANGWEN. - HELLO. 526 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,912 - WELCOME TO GRANGE HALL. - THANK YOU. 527 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:50,582 I'M SO GLAD THAT- 528 00:35:50,616 --> 00:35:52,518 OH, I MEAN SORRY. YOU'RE UPSET? 529 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,186 NO. 530 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:57,389 SHE JUST SAW YOUR WREATH AND BURST INTO TEARS 531 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:59,891 AT THE THOUGHT OF THAT POOR MINER. 532 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,661 I DID NO SUCH THING. I'VE A SMUT IN MY EYE. 533 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,597 FROM ONE OF YOUR FILTHY CHIMNEYS DOWN AT THE PIT. 534 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,466 LET ME HAVE A LOOK. 535 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,668 WILLIAM SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE TOP DOWN THIS TIME OF DAY. 536 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:12,271 HE'S BONE IDLE. JUST LOOK UP. 537 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,377 THERE. 538 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,658 SOUVENIR. 539 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:51,977 - WHY ARE THE MEN SO SAD? - ARE THEY? 540 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,846 THEY SEEM UNUTTERABLY SAD. 541 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,816 I WOULDN'T GO AS FAR AS THAT. 542 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,619 OH, THEY JUST TAKE IT ALL FOR GRANTED. 543 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,854 THEY ACCEPT THEIR LOT. 544 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,428 WHY DON'T THEY ALTER IT? 545 00:37:09,461 --> 00:37:13,031 THEY BELIEVE THEY MUST ALTER THEMSELVES TO FIT THE PITS AND THE PLACE 546 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:16,034 RATHER THAN ALTER THE PITS AND THE PLACE TO FIT THEMSELVES. 547 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,703 IT'S EASIER. 548 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,372 YOU AGREE. 549 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:23,041 YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, AGREE THAT LIVING HUMAN BEINGS 550 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,578 SHOULD JUST ADAPT THEMSELVES TO ALL KINDS OF HORRORS! 551 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,681 WE COULD EASILY DO WITHOUT THE PITS! 552 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,352 AYE, UNTIL THE WOOD RAN OUT. 553 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,387 PERHAPS THEIR LIVES AREN'T REALLY SO BAD. 554 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:37,423 WELL, THEY ARE PRETTY BAD. 555 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,725 THE PITS ARE DEEP AND HOT 556 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,593 AND IN SOME PLACES WET. 557 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,730 BUT THEY'RE PAID GOOD WAGES. 558 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,932 THEY ARE SOLD TO THE PIT. 559 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,636 AND THE WOMEN? 560 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,541 WHAT DO THEY GET? 561 00:37:55,574 --> 00:37:59,345 THEY GET WHAT'S LEFT. 562 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,490 HOW DELIGHTFUL TO HEAR BIRDS SINGING AT NIGHT. 563 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:18,630 YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. GOOD NIGHT! 564 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,041 OH, DEAR. 565 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,743 WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? 566 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,880 OH, IT'S THE CANARIES. I BREED THEM FOR THE PITS. 567 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:36,982 THE MEN TAKE THEM DOWN THERE WHEN THEY GO TO WORK. 568 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,650 HOW LOVELY. 569 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:41,787 WHEN THEY STOP SINGING, IT MEANS THERE'S GAS ABOUT. 570 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,755 ONE WHIFF, AND THEY'RE DEAD. 571 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:45,691 THE MEN HAVE ABOUT A MINUTE'S GRACE. 572 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,726 OH. 573 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,661 URSULA DOESN'T QUITE APPROVE, 574 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:51,497 BUT THEY'VE SAVED A LOT OF LIVES, THOUGH. 575 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,500 I GET THE IMPRESSION THAT URSULA 576 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,835 DOESN'T APPROVE OF YOU AT ALL. 577 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,739 WELL, SHE LOATHES THE FACT THAT MY FILTHY PITS 578 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,641 HELP SUPPORT HER FAMILY. 579 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,478 - PERHAPS I SHOULD GO TO HER. - AS YOU WISH. 580 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,814 I WAS ABOUT TO RETIRE MYSELF. 581 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,750 IT MUST BE TIRING WORKING THE PIT. 582 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,785 OH, THE PITS WORK THEMSELVES. 583 00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:15,854 IT'S MY ANKLE. IT'S A STRAINED TENDON. 584 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:19,458 MY DOCTOR PRESCRIBES FREQUENT BUXTON BOUTS. 585 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:21,593 VERY ANTISOCIAL. 586 00:39:21,627 --> 00:39:24,763 WELL, I'VE HEARD OF THEM PRESCRIBED FOR RHEUMATISM, BUT NEVER FOR STRAINS. 587 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,766 - OH, REALLY? - MM-HMM. 588 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:31,903 - I'M A QUALIFIED OSTEOPATH. - ARE YOU, NOW? 589 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:35,507 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HAVE A LOOK AT IT? 590 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,877 - WHERE? - ANYWHERE? 591 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:43,048 HERE, IF YOU LIKE. 592 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,686 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THE... 593 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,856 AH, YOUR SERVANTS. 594 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,792 THEY ARE RATHER LIMITED TYPES. 595 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:58,430 SHOULD THEY SEE MY FOOT IN YOUR HAND, THEY MIGHT- 596 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,999 MIGHT THINK I HAD A FETISH? 597 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,168 YEAH, THEY MIGHT. 598 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:22,888 IT'S THE STRANGEST SENSATION- 599 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,556 AS IF A KITTEN HAD SWALLOWED A SNAKE. 600 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,857 Henry: THEN GIVE HIM TO JACOBS 601 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:27,926 BEFORE HE TAKES A FANCY TO ONE OF YOUR FINGERS. 602 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,229 AND WHAT'S THE OBJECT OF THIS LITTLE CAPER? 603 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,132 - YOU'LL TELL HER, WON'T YOU, JACOBS? - AYE, SIR. 604 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:37,769 IT'S TO SAVE OUR CROP OF PRIZED LETTUCE, MISS, FROM THE RABBITS. 605 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:40,171 THEY MAKE SUCH LOVELY PETS, LETTUCE. 606 00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:42,474 OH, URSULA, DO GROW UP. 607 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:49,648 WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER PRIZED LETTUCE FOR YOU SAVED. 608 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:53,451 RIGHT, YOU SHALL HAVE IT FOR LUNCH. 609 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:57,523 YES, I CAN SEE HOW THIS GAME WOULD AMUSE YOU. 610 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,224 IT'S LIKE YOUR PIT, THIS WARREN. 611 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,193 YOUR MEN ARE RABBITS. THEY HAVEN'T GOT A HOPE. 612 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:05,063 WELL, THEY CERTAINLY BREED LIKE THEM. 613 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,004 CATCH THEM IN A NET, OR THEY PERISH IN THE DARK- 614 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,175 EITHER WAY THEY'RE DOOMED. 615 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,587 Winifred: THE TROUBLE WITH URSULA 616 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:32,991 - IS SHE LACKS THE COURAGE OF HER CONVICTIONS. 617 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:36,622 - DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME? - YES, DADDY. 618 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:39,190 YOU CAN HELP ME PLANT SOME TATERS IF YOU LIKE. 619 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,226 HERE WE ARE. 620 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:45,964 - SEE THESE? - MM-HMM? 621 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:47,899 THESE ARE THE SPROUTS. 622 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,968 THEY'VE GOT TO STAND STRAIGHT UP. 623 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:52,871 AND THEN, WE HAVE TO PUT THEM SO FAR APART. 624 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,673 DO YOU SEE? 625 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,241 THEN YOU STAY HERE, 626 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,810 I'LL TAKE THE BASKET DOWN TO THE OTHER END, 627 00:42:58,844 --> 00:43:00,111 AND THEN WE'LL MEET IN THE MIDDLE. 628 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:02,748 - ALL RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 629 00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:32,243 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 630 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,945 YOU'RE JUMPING ON ALL THE SPROUTS! 631 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,948 THAT'S LIKE YOU, THAT IS! 632 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,384 NO WAY BUT TO FOLLOW YOUR OWN STUPID NOSE! 633 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:37,342 - URSULA, DEAREST, WHAT HAVE I DONE? - NOTHING. 634 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,778 IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF YOUR UNCLE HENRY AND ME? 635 00:44:39,811 --> 00:44:42,213 NO, I'M GLAD. 636 00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:49,220 HE'S INVITED ME TO STAY ON FOR AWHILE AFTER YOU'VE GONE. 637 00:44:49,254 --> 00:44:50,922 BUT IF YOU'D RATHER I DIDN'T, 638 00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:53,024 IF YOU'D RATHER WE WENT OFF SOMEWHERE TOGETHER... 639 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:55,894 NO, I HAVE TO GO HOME. 640 00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:59,164 I'M EXPECTING MY EXAMINATION RESULTS. 641 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:04,135 YOU'VE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT THERE. 642 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,006 YOU ARE FOND OF HIM, AREN'T YOU? 643 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:11,977 I'VE BEEN AWFULLY FOND OF HIM EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD. 644 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,913 HE'S A MAN BY HIMSELF. 645 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:18,383 HE HAS SOMETHING APART FROM THE REST. 646 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:22,353 - YES, I THOUGHT YOU'D GET ON. - I KNOW YOU DID. 647 00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:27,525 "LOVE SEEKETH NOT ITSELF TO PLEASE." 648 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,495 - BUT HENRY... - WHY NOT HENRY? 649 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:35,233 IF I THOUGHT I COULD DESTROY HIS COLLIERY, I'D DO IT. 650 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,202 AND PUT EVERYONE OUT OF WORK? 651 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,138 I'D RATHER THEY STARVE AND GRUB THE EARTH FOR ROOTS. 652 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:44,275 AND WHAT ABOUT US POOR WOMEN, HUH? 653 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:59,390 YES, I'LL STAY. IT'LL BE BEST. 654 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:07,432 NOW, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME. 655 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:11,169 YES. 656 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:26,284 DAD! 657 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:31,189 - DAD, GUESS WHAT! - DON'T TELL ME. 658 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:33,892 BILLY'S HAD TOO MUCH BIRTHDAY CAKE AND DISGRACED HIMSELF. 659 00:46:33,925 --> 00:46:36,962 - OH, DAD, PLEASE! - IT'S DADDY, LASS. DADDY. 660 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:39,264 - SO, DOES HE LIKE HIS TENT? - CAN'T GET HIM OUT OF IT. 661 00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:42,934 - AYE. - DAD, I PASSED. I PASSED MY EXAMS! 662 00:46:42,968 --> 00:46:45,270 HEY, WELL DONE, LASS. 663 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,105 IT CAME SECOND POST WITH A LETTER 664 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:50,175 FROM MY HEADMISTRESS ABOUT A JOB. 665 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:54,012 - A JOB? - CAN'T I, DAD? CAN'T I GO OUT TO WORK? 666 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:56,247 GO OUT TO WORK? WHATEVER FOR? 667 00:46:56,281 --> 00:46:57,983 YOU'VE ENOUGH TO DO HELPING YOUR MOTHER. 668 00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:00,085 BUT I WANT SOME OTHER KIND OF LIFE! 669 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:03,054 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SOME OTHER KIND OF LIFE"? 670 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,056 WE'LL DISCUSS IT AFTER HIS DAY. 671 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,425 - Family: * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... * 672 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,295 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 673 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:14,199 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR BILLY * 674 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,235 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY- 675 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:22,908 * YOU'RE OLDER, BILLY. 676 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,146 HERE, COME HERE, RUPERT. 677 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:30,415 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A ROMP WITH ME? 678 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,117 WHAT'S THE MATTER, RUPERT? 679 00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:34,219 BILLY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RUPERT? 680 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:37,222 MOTHER, DO SOMETHING WITH HIM, WILL YOU? 681 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:38,990 HERE NOW, WHERE ARE YOU, RUPERT? 682 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:40,992 COME HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO ALL THAT. 683 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:48,333 YOUR TURN NEXT, URSULA. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 684 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,235 GET HER A BICYCLE, DAD, PLEASE? 685 00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,139 TO BE FREE TO EARN MY OWN KEEP- 686 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:56,307 THAT'S THE PRESENT I'D LIKE BEST. 687 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,676 Will: YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO EARN ANYTHING? 688 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,578 I CAN BECOME A TEACHER. 689 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:03,148 I'M QUALIFIED BY MY MATRIC. 690 00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:06,051 AYE. 691 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:10,021 AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO EARN BY YOUR MATRIC? 692 00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:12,090 50 POUNDS A YEAR. 693 00:48:12,123 --> 00:48:14,225 IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S ENOUGH TO LIVE ON. 694 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:23,301 WHAT KIND OF TEACHER DO YOU THINK YOU'LL MAKE? 695 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:25,603 YOU HAVEN'T THE PATIENCE OF A JACK-GNAT WITH YOUR OWN BROTHERS AND SISTERS, 696 00:48:25,636 --> 00:48:28,339 LET ALONE A CLASS OF CHILDREN. 697 00:48:28,373 --> 00:48:30,641 - SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK SO. - OH? 698 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:32,343 MY HEADMISTRESS FOR ONE. 699 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,215 "I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW DEEPLY I SYMPATHIZE 700 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,584 WITH YOUR DESIRE TO DO SOMETHING. 701 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:41,286 I SHALL BE PROUD TO SEE ONE OF MY GIRLS 702 00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:44,022 WIN HER OWN ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE. 703 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:45,356 IT PROVIDES THE MEANS OF FREEDOM 704 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:47,258 FOR YOU TO CHOOSE YOUR OWN WAY." 705 00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,360 YOU HAD TO DO IT BEHIND OUR BACKS, HAD YOU? 706 00:48:49,394 --> 00:48:51,362 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 707 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:54,399 SCHOOL-LEAVERS ALWAYS HAVE AN INTERVIEW WITH THE HEADMISTRESS, DAD. 708 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,434 IT'S COMPULSORY. 709 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:04,242 "I SEE NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE A GOOD TEACHER. 710 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:07,612 AFTER A YEAR OR TWO AS AN UNCERTIFIED INSTRUCTOR, 711 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:10,048 YOU COULD GO ON TO TAKE A DEGREE. 712 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,017 THAT WILL GIVE YOU A POSITION IN THE WORLD 713 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:15,020 AND A SELF-RESPECT WHICH NOTHING ELSE CAN." 714 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,388 SHE EVEN SENT ME AN APPLICATION FORM. 715 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,729 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT KINGSTON? 716 00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:28,366 IT'S HER OLD SCHOOL. THEY HAVE A VACANCY. LOOK. 717 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:31,402 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS APPLY FOR AN INTERVIEW AND HAVE YOU SIGN IT. 718 00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:33,104 IF YOU THINK YOU'RE DANCING OFF 719 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,572 TO THE OTHER SIDE OF LONDON, YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 720 00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:36,274 I HAVE TO GO WHERE THEY WANT ME, 721 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,508 AND IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO GO. 722 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:39,377 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PLACE? 723 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,512 - IT'S ON THE THAMES. IT'S LOVELY. 724 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:45,383 YOU SAID, MOTHER, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO WHAT WE WANT. 725 00:49:45,416 --> 00:49:47,785 IF YOUR FATHER SAYS YOU'RE NOT TO GO, YOU'RE NOT TO GO. 726 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,221 WHY DON'T YOU GET A POST NEAR HERE AND LIVE AT HOME? 727 00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:53,658 - SOMETHING IN TOWN. - THAT SLUM! 728 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,394 I'D RATHER GO RIGHT AWAY. 729 00:49:56,427 --> 00:49:59,364 I'M FED UP WITH HOUSEWORK AND HANGING AROUND. 730 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:01,066 OH, INDEED? 731 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,000 YOU HAVE TOO MUCH OPINION OF YOURSELF FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 732 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:07,605 THERE'S A PLACE FOR ME, AND I WANT TO GO! 733 00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:10,041 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING. - WHY NOT? 734 00:50:10,075 --> 00:50:12,377 THAT'S WHY NOT! 735 00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:18,649 WILL, WILL, WILL. 736 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:23,254 LONDON'S FULL OF TROOPS OFF TO SOUTH AFRICA. 737 00:50:23,288 --> 00:50:26,391 IT'S NOT A PLACE FOR A YOUNG GIRL. 738 00:50:26,424 --> 00:50:28,293 WE'LL- 739 00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:31,396 WE'LL SEE THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES ABOUT A PLACE FOR YOU HERE. 740 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:33,631 WELL, YOU CAN PUT ME OFF NOW. 741 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,766 BUT SOMEDAY I AM GOING TO HAVE A PLACE, 742 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,768 AND I'M NOT GOING TO STOP AT HOME. 743 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:40,037 NOBODY WANTS YOU TO STOP AT HOME! 744 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:32,590 COME IN. 745 00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:42,567 ISN'T IT A NASTY MORNING? 746 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,270 YES, NOT MUCH OF WEATHER. 747 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,606 AM I EARLY? 748 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,442 25 PAST. 749 00:51:51,476 --> 00:51:53,611 YOU'RE SECOND TO COME. I'M FIRST THIS MORNING. 750 00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:01,286 MUST YOU DO SO MANY? 751 00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:10,428 - 56. - BUT THEY'RE NOT ALL FOR YOUR CLASS, ARE THEY? 752 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:13,331 - WHY AREN'T THEY? - IT'S TOO MANY. 753 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:16,401 YOU'LL GET ABOUT THE SAME. 754 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:22,240 THAT'LL BE MISS HARBY, THE HEADMASTER'S SISTER. 755 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:29,714 OH, YOU ARE EARLY. 756 00:52:29,747 --> 00:52:32,817 MY WORD, I'LL WARRANT YOU DON'T KEEP THIS UP. 757 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:39,557 THAT IS MR. HARBY'S PEG. 758 00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:41,292 OOH. 759 00:52:41,326 --> 00:52:44,929 THIS... IS YOURS. 760 00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:47,932 AREN'T YOU GOING TO TAKE YOUR HAT OFF? 761 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:52,570 STANDARD FIVE TEACHER ALWAYS HAS THAT ONE. 762 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:07,485 ISN'T IT A BEASTLY MORNING? 763 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:10,688 BEASTLY. 764 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:13,991 IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATE ABOVE ANOTHER, IT'S A WET MONDAY MORNING, 765 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:17,895 A PACK OF KIDS TRAILING IN ANYHOW, NO HOW, AND NO HOLDING THEM. 766 00:53:17,928 --> 00:53:20,598 THIS BELONGS OVER THERE. 767 00:53:24,669 --> 00:53:26,637 YOU'VE BROUGHT YOUR APRON, HAVEN'T YOU? 768 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,441 OH, WELL, YOU'LL WANT ONE. 769 00:53:30,475 --> 00:53:33,978 YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT A SIGHT YOU'LL LOOK BEFORE HALF-PAST 4:00. 770 00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:36,281 JIM RICHARDS! 771 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,582 WHAT ARE YOU DOING PEERING IN? 772 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:39,317 COME HERE! 773 00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:44,422 NOW, JIM, I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN AND ASK MAMA 774 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:45,956 TO SEND ME ONE OF MY SCHOOL PINAS 775 00:53:45,990 --> 00:53:47,758 FOR MISS BRANGWEN, SHALL YOU? 776 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:50,895 - YES, MISS. - WHAT ARE YOU GOING FOR 777 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:52,863 AND WHAT SHALL YOU SAY TO MAMA? 778 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,732 SCHOOL PINA, MISS. 779 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:58,303 "PLEASE, MRS. HARBY, 780 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,539 MISS HARBY SAYS, 'WILL YOU SEND DOWN 781 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,641 ANOTHER SCHOOL PINAFORE FOR MISS BRANGWEN, 782 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:07,312 - BECAUSE SHE'S COME WITHOUT ONE.'" - YES, MISS. 783 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:10,481 Miss Harby: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY? 784 00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:14,652 "PLEASE, MRS. HARBY, MISS HARBY WANTS A SCHOOL PINA FOR MISS BRANGWIN." 785 00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:18,489 MISS BRANGWEN. AND DON'T TAKE LONG ABOUT IT. 786 00:54:18,523 --> 00:54:20,625 OOH, HE'S A CAUTION, THAT BOY. 787 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:23,528 BUT NOT BAD, YOU KNOW? FOLLOW ME! 788 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,738 HERE WE ARE. 789 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:38,008 STANDARDS THREE, FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX. 790 00:54:39,344 --> 00:54:41,746 THIS IS YOUR PLACE, STANDARD FIVE. 791 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:49,387 MR. HARBY WILL BE TEACHING THROUGH THERE. 792 00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,589 AND HE'LL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU. 793 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,391 THERE. 794 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,926 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND YOUR WAY BACK TO THE TEACHERS' ROOM, 795 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,028 HE SHOULD BE THERE BY NOW. 796 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:13,678 - YOU HAD A WET WALK. - I DON'T MIND. 797 00:55:13,711 --> 00:55:15,746 I'M USED TO IT. 798 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:29,326 YOU WILL SIGN YOUR NAME HERE... 799 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,632 AND THE TIME WHEN YOU COME AND GO. 800 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:43,541 MISS BRANGWEN, THERE ARE SOME EXERCISE BOOKS ON THE TOP SHELF. 801 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,776 GET THEM DOWN FOR ME, WOULD YOU? 802 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:04,729 I'M SO SORRY. 803 00:56:19,444 --> 00:56:22,713 I'D LET THEM IN NOW. 804 00:56:25,783 --> 00:56:28,819 MISS BRANGWEN, YOU'LL GO TO THE LOBBY WITH MR. BRUNT. 805 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,759 DOOR! 806 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:43,067 BENSON! SHARP! LOOK SHARP! 807 00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,570 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! FRONT! 808 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:49,840 - QUIET DOWN! QUIET! - IN LINE! FRONT, IN LINE. 809 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:52,610 WHAT DID I SAY? 810 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:54,111 QUIET! 811 00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:56,947 LEADERS IN PLACE! 812 00:56:56,981 --> 00:57:00,585 STANDARDS FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX... 813 00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:04,722 FALL IN! 814 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:20,204 UH, CLASS FIVE, QUICK MARCH! 815 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:43,193 Mr. Harby: HALT! 816 00:57:49,634 --> 00:57:54,004 WHO TOLD STANDARD FIVE TO COME IN FIRST LIKE THIS? 817 00:57:57,041 --> 00:58:01,812 I- I'M RESPONSIBLE, MR. HARBY. 818 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:03,648 THIS IS MISS BRANGWEN, 819 00:58:03,681 --> 00:58:06,851 THE REPLACEMENT TEACHER FOR STANDARD FIVE. 820 00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:11,021 FOR HER BENEFIT, WE'LL START AGAIN. 821 00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:06,143 YOU WILL GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF THE MODERN FACTORY. 822 00:59:06,176 --> 00:59:10,247 YOU WILL DESCRIBE THE METHOD OF ASSEMBLY OF A GIVEN PRODUCT. 823 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,883 I WILL EXPECT YOU TO SHOW THE EFFECTS 824 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:15,586 OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION... 825 00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:22,960 WE WILL START WITH A COMPOSITION. 826 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:27,865 WRITE ME A SHORT ESSAY ON... THE RABBIT. 827 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:32,970 MISS, I GOT THE PINA I WAS SENT FOR. 828 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:35,840 OH, YES, THANK YOU- TIMMY, ISN'T IT? 829 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,909 - NO, MISS. IT'S JIM. - OH, I'M SORRY. THANK YOU. 830 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:42,680 Children in next classroom: 12 TIMES FOUR IS 48. 831 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:46,283 ONE TIMES FIVE IS FIVE. 832 00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:50,020 TWO TIMES FIVE IS 10. 833 00:59:56,827 --> 01:00:00,698 - Mr. Harby: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 834 01:00:00,731 --> 01:00:03,768 Children in next classroom: SIX TIMES FIVE IS 30. 835 01:00:03,801 --> 01:00:05,302 YES, RICHARDS? 836 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,938 SIR, MISS FORGOT HER PINA, SIR. 837 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:10,975 MISS HARBY SENT ME DOWN FOR ONE OF HERS. 838 01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:13,978 I PUT IT IN ME SATCHEL, SIR, SO IT WOULDN'T GET RAINED ON. 839 01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:16,046 AND THERE WERE CHALK IN IT, SIR. 840 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,048 AND I FORGOT, SIR. 841 01:00:18,082 --> 01:00:21,085 SPELL THE WORD "PINAFORE." 842 01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:25,823 P- I-N-A-F-O-U-R? 843 01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:30,828 YOU WILL WRITE OUT THE WORD "PINAFORE" CORRECTLY 844 01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:34,031 100 TIMES ON THE BLACKBOARD AFTER SCHOOL. 845 01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:36,133 MISS BRANGWEN WILL SUPERVISE YOU. 846 01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:40,705 AND THIS TIME, SHE WILL SUPPLY THE CHALK. 847 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,842 SILENCE. 848 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,877 RESUME YOUR STUDIES. 849 01:00:48,746 --> 01:00:51,048 I WILL EXAMINE YOUR EFFORTS IN THE MORNING. 850 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,883 - ISN'T IT DONE? - NOT YET. 851 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,085 I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A STOVE. 852 01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:30,054 MUST BE RATHER JOLLY BRINGING LUNCH, DON'T YOU THINK? 853 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:31,756 I DON'T KNOW AS I DO. 854 01:01:31,789 --> 01:01:34,925 ON THE OTHER HAND, IF ONE WERE TO LIVE HERE, 855 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:37,862 IT WOULD BE JOLLIER TO GO HOME. 856 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:39,830 MISS BRANGWEN, 857 01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:43,133 IF I WERE YOU, I SHOULD GET A BIT TIGHTER HAND ON MY CLASS. 858 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,135 WOULD YOU? 859 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,104 AREN'T I STRICT ENOUGH? 860 01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:48,405 BECAUSE THEY'LL GET YOU DOWN 861 01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:50,941 IF YOU DON'T TACKLE THEM PRETTY QUICK. 862 01:01:50,975 --> 01:01:53,343 THEY'LL PULL YOU DOWN AND WORRY YOU UNTIL HARBY GETS YOU SHIFTED. 863 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:55,212 THAT'S HOW IT'LL BE. 864 01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:56,981 YOU WON'T LAST A MONTH IF YOU DON'T TACKLE THEM 865 01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:59,049 AND TACKLE THEM QUICK. 866 01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:02,119 - BUT I- - OH, I KNOW HE'S GOT HIS EYE ON YOU. 867 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,821 BUT IF YOU GET INTO HIS BAD BOOKS, 868 01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:05,923 NOTHING WILL SAVE YOU. YOU'LL BE OUT. 869 01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:09,159 NOT THAT IT MATTERS TO ME... 870 01:02:09,193 --> 01:02:10,761 EXCEPT YOU'LL LEAVE A CLASS BEHIND YOU 871 01:02:10,795 --> 01:02:12,396 AS I HOPE I SHAN'T HAVE TO COPE WITH. 872 01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:18,102 - WILL IT BE SO TERRIBLE? - DON'T KNOW ABOUT TERRIBLE. 873 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:23,173 I DO FEEL FRIGHTENED. 874 01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:26,176 - THE CHILDREN SEEM SO- - SO WHAT? 875 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:29,947 MR. BRUNT SAYS I SHOULD TACKLE MY CLASS. 876 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:32,249 OH, YOU HAVE TO KEEP ORDER IF YOU WANT TO TEACH. 877 01:02:32,282 --> 01:02:34,919 - IF YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO LIVE HERE. - MMM. 878 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:39,189 IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, WHAT GOOD ARE YOU? 879 01:02:39,223 --> 01:02:40,557 AND YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT BY YOURSELF. 880 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,226 YOU'LL GET NO HELP FROM ANYBODY. 881 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,062 OH, INDEED. 882 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,364 SOME PEOPLE CAN'T BE HELPED. 883 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:50,167 DO YOU THINK THERE REALLY WILL BE A WAR? 884 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,970 MORE LIKE A BLOODY MASSACRE IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT. 885 01:03:01,078 --> 01:03:05,482 WHEN YOU SAY, "THEIR FUR IS BROWN," HOW DO YOU SPELL "THEIR"? 886 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:08,919 PLEASE, PLEASE, MISS! T- H-E-I-R! 887 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:12,556 - RICHARDS, STAND UP. - WHO TOLD YOU TO CALL OUT? 888 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:15,860 - I WAS ANSWERING, SIR. - GO TO MY DESK. 889 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:23,300 PENS DOWN. 890 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,369 FOLD ARMS. 891 01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:29,573 WHAT IS THE SUBJECT OF YOUR COMPOSITION? 892 01:03:29,606 --> 01:03:32,576 I WOULDN'T ADVISE YOU TO CALL OUT. 893 01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:36,613 - WELL, ALICE? - THE RABBIT, SIR. 894 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:39,984 NOT A VERY DIFFICULT SUBJECT FOR STANDARD FIVE, 895 01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,286 NOR A VERY ORIGINAL ONE. 896 01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:46,556 EDISON, STOP NIBBLING ON YOUR LIP. 897 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:49,026 YOU'VE WRITTEN ABOUT RABBITS SO OFTEN YOU'RE TURNING INTO ONE. 898 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:30,500 THAT'LL DO, RICHARDS. YOU CAN GO. 899 01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:33,270 BUT, MISS, I MUST 100 TIMES. 900 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:36,373 I KNOW, BUT YOU MAY GO HOME NOW. 901 01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,943 I SAID GO HOME. 902 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,379 OW! 903 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,558 I CUT MY FINGER ON A NAIL. 904 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:37,067 - OH, WHERE WAS THAT, NOW? - UM, ON MY DESK. 905 01:05:37,101 --> 01:05:39,303 YOU MUST SHOW ME. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT FOR YOU. 906 01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:42,372 YES, THANK YOU. I WILL, TOMORROW. 907 01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:49,479 ABOUT RICHARDS, MISS BRANGWEN, 908 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:52,482 YOU'VE MADE A ROD FOR YOUR OWN BACK. 909 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:54,684 YOU'RE VERY YOUNG, AREN'T YOU? 910 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,686 AND INEXPERIENCED. 911 01:05:56,720 --> 01:06:00,124 HARDLY OUT OF SCHOOL YOURSELF. 912 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:03,393 I COULD BE VERY USEFUL TO YOU, MISS BRANGWEN. 913 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:06,296 I COULD MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU, 914 01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:09,733 SO MUCH EASIER, IF ONLY YOU'D... 915 01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:17,041 I COULD SWALLOW YOU WHOLE. 916 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,775 YOU SEE, MISS BRANGWEN, 917 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:22,179 ONLY MY CANE RULES THIS SCHOOL. 918 01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:07,324 OH, HELLO, LASS. HOW DID IT GO? 919 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,093 FINE, DAD. 920 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:11,061 OF COURSE, IT'S A BIT STRANGE AT FIRST. 921 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:12,662 BOUND TO BE. 922 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,266 HEY, YOU JUST MISSED YOUR UNCLE HENRY. 923 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:17,634 OH? 924 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:20,504 DROPPED IN OUT OF THE BLUE WITH A LADY. 925 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:24,574 - OH? - YOUR OLD TEACHER. 926 01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,077 - MISS INGER. - AYE. 927 01:07:27,111 --> 01:07:29,246 SEEMS THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. 928 01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:33,083 AND GUESS WHAT. 929 01:07:33,117 --> 01:07:35,519 THEY WANT YOU TO BE CHIEF BRIDESMAID. 930 01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:53,370 - Will: RELATIONS, NEIGHBORS, AND FRIENDS... - THIS COULD TAKE HOURS. 931 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:55,505 ...LIFT UP YOUR GLASSES AND DRINK TO THE HEARTH AND THE HOME. 932 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:58,608 THE HEARTH, THE HOME, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 933 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:02,379 Guests: THE HEARTH, THE HOME, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 934 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:04,481 NIGHT AND DAY, AND MAY THEY ENJOY IT. 935 01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:07,184 AYE, NIGHT AND DAY, AND MAY YOU ENJOY THEM! 936 01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:09,353 HAMMER AND TONGS, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 937 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:12,556 Guests: HAMMER AND TONGS, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 938 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:16,360 - BED AND BLESSINGS, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 939 01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:19,429 Guests: BED AND BLESSINGS, AND MAY THEY ENJOY THEM. 940 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,768 SEE, MARRIAGE- MARRIAGE- 941 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:28,672 MARRIAGE IS- WELL, IT'S WHAT WE'RE MADE FOR. 942 01:08:28,705 --> 01:08:31,408 A MAN ENJOYS BEING A MAN. 943 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:35,312 FOR WHAT PURPOSE WAS HE MADE A MAN IF NOT TO ENJOY IT? 944 01:08:35,345 --> 01:08:37,247 NOW, THAT'S A TRUE WORD. 945 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:40,750 AYE, AND LIKEWISE, A WOMAN ENJOYS BEING A WOMAN. 946 01:08:40,784 --> 01:08:42,452 - Guests: OOH! - AT LEAST... 947 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:44,588 WE SURMISE THAT SHE DOES. 948 01:08:45,655 --> 01:08:48,692 NOW, FOR A MAN TO BE A MAN, 949 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,527 - IT TAKES A WOMAN. - Man: HOORAY! 950 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:54,531 AND FOR A WOMAN TO BE A WOMAN... IT TAKES A MAN. 951 01:08:57,201 --> 01:09:00,437 AND THEREFORE, WE HAVE MARRIAGE! 952 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,472 NOW, DON'T RUN US OFF OUR LEGS, BROTHER, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 953 01:09:02,506 --> 01:09:05,342 AH, THERE IS NO MARRIAGE IN HEAVEN. 954 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,577 BUT ON EARTH, THERE IS MARRIAGE. 955 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,446 WELL, IF THERE ARE NO MARRIAGES IN HEAVEN, 956 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,215 THEN WHERE DO THE ANGELS COME FROM? 957 01:09:12,749 --> 01:09:14,484 AH. 958 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:18,288 ANGE- WELL, IF THERE'S GOT TO BE ANGELS- 959 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,857 WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE, HASN'T THERE? 960 01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:22,592 - WELL- - Man: COME ON, WILL! 961 01:09:22,626 --> 01:09:25,262 WELL, IF THERE'S GOT TO BE ANGELS, 962 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:28,198 AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MAN NOR A WOMAN AMONGST THEM, 963 01:09:28,232 --> 01:09:30,534 THEN IT SEEMS TO ME 964 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:34,771 AS A MARRIED COUPLE MAKES ONE ANGEL. 965 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:37,674 IT'S THE DRINK. 966 01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:40,644 GO ON, GO ON. YOU GO ON, WILL. 967 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:46,883 AN ANGEL HAS GOT TO BE MORE THAN A HUMAN BEING. 968 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,986 SO I SAY, AN ANGEL 969 01:09:50,019 --> 01:09:53,523 IS THE SOUL OF A MAN AND A WOMAN IN ONE. 970 01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:58,495 AND- AND- AND- NO, WAIT, WAIT! 971 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:01,998 THEY RISE UP, UNITED IN THE JUDGMENT DAY, 972 01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:05,635 AS ONE ANGEL! 973 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:09,673 - I HAD AN ANGEL UP ME NOSE ONCE. 974 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,776 OH, MY MOTHER GAVE ME SUCH A HIDING. 975 01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:14,544 "WHY ARE YOU POKING ABOUT UP THERE LIKE THAT?" 976 01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:15,479 SHE SAID, "GIVE OVER." 977 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:17,514 I SAID, "I'VE GOT AN ANGEL UP ME NOSE." 978 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:19,616 AND SHE GAVE ME SUCH A SWIPE. 979 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:22,386 AND THERE IT WAS. 980 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:25,522 WE USED TO CALL THOSE DANDELION SEEDS THAT FLOAT ABOUT "ANGELS," 981 01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,257 AND I HAD STUFFED ONE RIGHT UP ME NOSE. 982 01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:29,293 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHY. 983 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:34,331 WELL, IF I'M TO BECOME AN ANGEL, 984 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:37,000 IT'LL BE ME MARRIED SOUL, NOT ME SINGLE SOUL. 985 01:10:38,635 --> 01:10:40,370 SO I SAY, 986 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:42,672 AN ANGEL IS THE SOUL 987 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:46,576 OF A MAN AND A WOMAN IN ONE. 988 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,647 Winifred: HOW LOVELY. 989 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,682 PRAISE THE LORD. 990 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,819 Guests: PRAISE THE LORD! 991 01:10:57,554 --> 01:10:58,822 PRAISE THE LORD! 992 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,603 ISN'T IT NICE TO HAVE A WEDDING? 993 01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,872 - YOU HAVE CONFETTI IN YOUR HAIR. - DO I? 994 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:18,342 I HALF-EXPECTED NEWS OF YOU. I HEAR YOU'RE TEACHING. 995 01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:21,345 YES. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT'VE GONE OFF TO WAR. 996 01:11:21,378 --> 01:11:22,946 I EMBARK AT SOUTHAMPTON ON FRIDAY. 997 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:28,385 - DO YOU WANT TO GO? - I WANT TO GO, YES. 998 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:31,755 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 999 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,592 TAKE YOUR PARTNERS FOR THE LANCERS, PLEASE. 1000 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,499 WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR? 1001 01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,801 I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING GENUINE. 1002 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:48,672 - IT'S A SORT OF TOY LIFE AS IT IS. - WHAT'LL YOU BE DOING? 1003 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:50,774 MAKING RAILWAYS, BUILDING BRIDGES, 1004 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:53,543 WORKING LIKE A SLAVE. 1005 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:55,979 BUT YOU'D ONLY MAKE YOUR BRIDGES TO BE PULLED DOWN AGAIN 1006 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:57,714 WHEN THE ARMIES ARE DONE WITH THEM. 1007 01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:59,683 IT'S LIKE A GAME, REALLY. 1008 01:11:59,716 --> 01:12:02,719 WELL, IT'S HARDLY A GAME TO THOSE TAKING PART. 1009 01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:05,455 IT'S ABOUT THE MOST SERIOUS BUSINESS THERE IS, FIGHTING. 1010 01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:11,728 WHY IS FIGHTING MORE SERIOUS THAN ANYTHING ELSE? 1011 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:13,430 TEACHING FOR INSTANCE. 1012 01:12:13,463 --> 01:12:15,699 YOU EITHER KILL OR GET KILLED. 1013 01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:17,701 I SUPPOSE IT'S SERIOUS ENOUGH, KILLING. 1014 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:19,736 BUT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, YOU DON'T MATTER ANYMORE. 1015 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,805 YES, BUT THE RESULT MATTERS. 1016 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,673 IT MATTERS WHETHER WE SETTLE THE BOERS OR NOT. 1017 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,141 NOT TO YOU OR TO ME. 1018 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:26,976 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE DESERTS OF AFRICA. 1019 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,778 - DO YOU? - I DON'T. 1020 01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:30,480 BUT WE HAVE TO BACK UP THOSE WHO DO. 1021 01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,048 OTHERWISE IT'S THE END OF THE NATION. 1022 01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:33,883 BUTAREN'T THE NATION. 1023 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:36,553 THERE ARE HEAPS OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE THE NATION. 1024 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:38,121 THEY MIGHT SAY THEY WEREN'T, EITHER. 1025 01:12:38,154 --> 01:12:39,689 WELL, THEN, IF EVERYBODY SAID IT, 1026 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:41,391 THERE WOULDN'T BE A NATION, 1027 01:12:41,425 --> 01:12:43,126 BUT I SHOULD STILL BE MYSELF. 1028 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:45,829 THEN YOU'D BE AT THE MERCY OF EVERY HALF-NAKED ROBBER THAT CAME ALONG. 1029 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,598 THEY WOULDN'T GET MUCH. 1030 01:12:48,632 --> 01:12:52,135 ANYWAY, I'D RATHER BE SWEPT OFF MY FEET BY A HALF-NAKED ROBBER 1031 01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:54,571 THAN A SOLDIER DEFENDING MY HONOR. 1032 01:12:54,604 --> 01:12:57,474 THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE ME OUT OF UNIFORM. 1033 01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:10,179 WILL THIS DO? 1034 01:14:11,848 --> 01:14:14,884 NOW MAY I STEAL YOUR HEART? 1035 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:17,887 IT'S NOT MY HEART YOU WANT, BUT MY SOUL. 1036 01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,058 KISS ME. 1037 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:57,727 YES. 1038 01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:09,098 KISS ME, ANTON. KISS ME. 1039 01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,101 KISS ME! 1040 01:16:58,014 --> 01:17:01,084 THEY SEE WAR AS A GAME ANYWAY. 1041 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:04,988 BANG! 1042 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,063 ARRGH! 1043 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,171 Henry: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 1044 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,708 - ANTON? - WHAT? 1045 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:27,443 - COME BACK TO ME. - YES. 1046 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:30,079 - YOU WILL COME BACK TO ME. - I WILL COME BACK. 1047 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:34,684 - I'M GOING TO DANCE WITH ANTON. - ARE YOU SURE? 1048 01:17:36,185 --> 01:17:38,688 MAY I TAKE THE SOLDIER? 1049 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,092 Henry: AYE, AYE, THAT'S RIGHT. 1050 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:44,928 IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME WITH YOU, WILL. 1051 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:46,262 IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME WITH YOU. 1052 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:11,054 - URSULA'S LOOKING A BIT UPSET. - OH? 1053 01:18:11,087 --> 01:18:13,089 WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER TO DANCE? 1054 01:18:14,157 --> 01:18:15,725 - GO AND ASK HER. - YOU THINK SO? 1055 01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:18,294 GO ASK HER NOW. GO ON. 1056 01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:22,999 AS THE FATHER OF THE CHIEF BRIDESMAID, 1057 01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:25,034 MAY I HAVE THE PLEASURE? 1058 01:18:43,086 --> 01:18:47,123 SUCH A CONDITION IN A CLASS. 1059 01:18:47,156 --> 01:18:49,258 I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. 1060 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:52,295 SIMPLY DISGRACEFUL. 1061 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:55,331 I CAN'T THINK HOW YOU'VE BEEN ALLOWED TO GET LIKE IT. 1062 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:59,035 EVERY MONDAY MORNING, I SHALL COME DOWN AND EXAMINE THESE BOOKS, 1063 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,371 SO DON'T THINK BECAUSE THERE'S NO ONE PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO YOU, 1064 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:05,541 YOU'RE FREE TO UNLEARN EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER LEARNED 1065 01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:09,078 AND GO BACK UNTIL YOU'RE NOT FIT FOR STANDARD THREE. 1066 01:19:09,112 --> 01:19:11,047 WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN PENCIL, BENSON? 1067 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:14,083 BECAUSE THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PENS TO GO AROUND. 1068 01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:17,486 NOT ENOUGH PENS, MISS BRANGWEN? 1069 01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,923 NO. WE ARE FIVE SHORT. 1070 01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:23,526 OH, AND HOW IS THAT? 1071 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:31,167 - HOW MANY ARE HERE TODAY? - 24. 1072 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:35,271 24. AND HOW MANY PENS ARE THERE, STAPLES? 1073 01:19:36,539 --> 01:19:38,141 PLEASE, SIR, 19. 1074 01:19:38,174 --> 01:19:40,176 THAT'S A VERY CURIOUS THING. 1075 01:19:40,209 --> 01:19:44,814 A FEW DAYS AGO THERE WERE 24 PENS, AND NOW THERE ARE 19. 1076 01:19:44,848 --> 01:19:47,216 WHAT'S 19 FROM 24, RICHARDS? 1077 01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,052 PLEASE, SIR? 1078 01:19:49,085 --> 01:19:52,021 I'M WAITING, RICHARDS. 1079 01:19:52,055 --> 01:19:54,123 11, SIR. 1080 01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:58,561 I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO ATTEND. 19 FROM 24 IS FIVE. 1081 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:02,231 SO THERE ARE FIVE PENS TO ACCOUNT FOR. 1082 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:04,233 HAVE YOU LOOKED FOR THEM, STAPLES? 1083 01:20:04,267 --> 01:20:06,269 YES, SIR. 1084 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:11,274 AM I TO HAVE THIEVING BESIDES YOUR DIRT 1085 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:14,243 AND BAD WORK AND BAD BEHAVIOR? 1086 01:20:14,277 --> 01:20:16,579 NOT CONTENT WITH BEING THE WORST BEHAVED 1087 01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:18,181 AND LAZIEST CLASS IN THE SCHOOL, 1088 01:20:18,214 --> 01:20:20,283 YOU ARE THIEVES INTO THE BARGAIN. 1089 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,019 PENS DO NOT MELT INTO THE AIR. 1090 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:26,122 THEY ARE NOT IN THE HABIT OF MIZZLING AWAY INTO NOTHING. 1091 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,857 WHAT HAS BECOME OF THEM? 1092 01:20:27,891 --> 01:20:29,926 THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE, AND THEY MUST BE FOUND, 1093 01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,861 AND FOUND BY STANDARD FIVE. 1094 01:20:31,895 --> 01:20:35,398 THEY WERE LOST BY STANDARD FIVE, AND THEY MUST BE FOUND! 1095 01:20:37,266 --> 01:20:41,404 STANDARD FIVE WILL FOREGO RECREATION UNTIL ALL PENS ARE FOUND! 1096 01:20:42,505 --> 01:20:45,441 MISS BRANGWEN WILL ORGANIZE THE SEARCH. 1097 01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:53,582 TO START WITH, YOU WILL TURN OUT YOUR DESKS COMPLETELY. 1098 01:20:53,616 --> 01:20:56,019 NOT JUST YOUR BOOKS, BUT CONKERS, 1099 01:20:56,052 --> 01:20:59,555 BALLS OF STRING, SWEETS- EVERYTHING! 1100 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,459 Boy: GET OFF! OW! 1101 01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:07,063 BE QUIET, WESLEY. WHAT IS IT? 1102 01:21:07,096 --> 01:21:09,532 PLEASE, MISS. RICHARDS HIT ME. 1103 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,201 COME IN FRONT, RICHARDS. 1104 01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:15,704 - I SAID, COME IN FRONT! - SHUT UP! 1105 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:21,577 AH! GET OFF! 1106 01:21:25,949 --> 01:21:28,584 STAND STILL! NOW FOLD YOUR ARMS! 1107 01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:34,357 - GET OFF ME, YOU BITCH! - AH! 1108 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:36,492 AH! 1109 01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:48,337 Jim: AH, GET OFF! 1110 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:51,207 STOP HITTING ME! 1111 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:02,618 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1112 01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:09,558 I'VE THRASHED HIM. 1113 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,096 GET UP! 1114 01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:15,131 GO AND STAND BY MY DESK. 1115 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:31,314 IF YOU SETTLE BENSON AND STAPLES THE SAME WAY, MISS BRANGWEN, 1116 01:22:31,347 --> 01:22:33,316 YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1117 01:22:33,349 --> 01:22:35,251 PUT YOUR THINGS AWAY TIDILY! 1118 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,452 LOOK SHARP, LOOK SHARP. 1119 01:22:36,485 --> 01:22:38,654 INSIDE, INSIDE. TO YOUR PLACES. 1120 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:41,024 I SAID... 1121 01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:43,526 PUT YOUR THINGS AWAY TIDILY! 1122 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:49,965 THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME WASTED LOOKING FOR LOST PENS. 1123 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:54,570 NEW PENS WILL BE ISSUED FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING. 1124 01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,339 CARRY ON! 1125 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:59,542 Children in other class: 22 YARDS MAKE A CHAIN, 1126 01:22:59,575 --> 01:23:02,345 10 CHAINS MAKE A FURLONG, 1127 01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:06,115 EIGHT FURLONGS MAKE A MILE, 1128 01:23:06,149 --> 01:23:08,751 FOUR GILLS MAKE A PINT, 1129 01:23:08,784 --> 01:23:12,155 TWO PINTS MAKE A QUART, 1130 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:15,324 FOUR QUARTS MAKE A GALLON. 1131 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:28,471 - WHAT'S IT SAY? - YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL. 1132 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:30,606 SINCE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WEATHER, IT MUST BE IN CODE. 1133 01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:33,476 NO, NO, LET GUDRUN DO IT. 1134 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:36,312 THERE'S A TATIE-POT KEEPING WARM IN THE OVEN FOR YOU. 1135 01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:38,181 THANKS, MAMA. 1136 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:50,226 DAD IN CHURCH? 1137 01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:52,328 AS USUAL. 1138 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,730 AREN'T YOU HUNGRY? 1139 01:23:54,763 --> 01:23:58,434 - PAYDAY. - HAVE YOU BEEN THERE A MONTH ALREADY? 1140 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:01,070 THIS IS MY BOARD. 1141 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:04,807 50 SHILLINGS. 1142 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,244 AYE. 1143 01:24:08,277 --> 01:24:10,379 COME GET YOUR DINNER NOW. 1144 01:24:10,413 --> 01:24:12,481 BILLY, BEDTIME. 1145 01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,628 Gudrun: AND THAT WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF HER LIFE. 1146 01:24:59,662 --> 01:25:01,530 Anton: AND THIS, I PRESUME, 1147 01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:02,831 IS A SOUVENIR FROM THE CLASS BOUQUET. 1148 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:06,435 A MEMENTO OF ALL THE SUNNY DAYS SHE SPENT AT THAT PRISON. 1149 01:25:06,469 --> 01:25:10,239 OH, BY HER LETTERS, I GATHERED SHE RATHER ENJOYED THE CHALLENGE. 1150 01:25:10,273 --> 01:25:12,841 - NOBODY LIKES SCHOOL. - YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR ART SCHOOL? 1151 01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:15,378 OH, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 1152 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,446 HERE'S US AT SCARBOROUGH DURING THE HOLIDAYS. 1153 01:25:19,382 --> 01:25:22,451 - A FEW SUNNY DAYS ON PAROLE. - WE HAD A FINE TIME. 1154 01:25:22,485 --> 01:25:25,454 DAD AND I RAN THE HANDICRAFT SCHOOL. 1155 01:25:25,488 --> 01:25:28,691 URSULA SPENT HER TIME DOWN AT THE HARBOR WITH THE SAILORS. 1156 01:25:30,926 --> 01:25:33,529 - NO SOUVENIRS OF THEM? - NOT HERE. 1157 01:25:33,562 --> 01:25:35,431 THERE'S PLENTY OF YOU, THOUGH. 1158 01:25:36,599 --> 01:25:38,734 I'VE OFTEN WONDERED ABOUT THIS ONE. 1159 01:25:38,767 --> 01:25:42,538 - WHO ARE THOSE WRETCHED FOLK? - THEY'RE BOERS. 1160 01:25:42,571 --> 01:25:44,807 THE ENEMY. 1161 01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:47,643 BUT THEY'RE CIVILIANS. 1162 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:50,313 AND THAT WOMAN- WERE YOU FIGHTING WOMEN? 1163 01:25:50,346 --> 01:25:52,581 SHE HAD SIX NOTCHES IN HER RIFLE. 1164 01:25:52,615 --> 01:25:55,318 - WHY? - SIX NOTCHES, SIX LIVES. 1165 01:25:56,585 --> 01:25:58,787 CARLISLE COLLEGE WITH THE SUFFRAGETTES 1166 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:00,689 AND WITH THE TEACHERS. 1167 01:26:00,723 --> 01:26:02,725 ANOTHER PRISON? 1168 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:07,930 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1169 01:26:09,465 --> 01:26:11,634 CROSS-SECTION OF HUMAN HAIR. 1170 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:14,470 SUCH DELICATE ABSTRACTION. 1171 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,239 I PREFER THE COARSE REALITY- 1172 01:26:16,272 --> 01:26:17,606 GUDRUN! 1173 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:32,421 ANTON WAS JUST ADMIRING YOUR HAIR. 1174 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:35,558 SHE WAS ONLY BEING POLITE. 1175 01:26:39,495 --> 01:26:41,264 WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU. 1176 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:44,400 YES. THE EXAM STARTED LATE. 1177 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,470 - HOW DID YOU DO? - NOT VERY WELL. 1178 01:26:47,503 --> 01:26:50,005 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ENCOURAGED HER. 1179 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:54,243 NO, BUT I WAS ALL AGOG. 1180 01:26:54,277 --> 01:26:56,245 YOU'VE BEEN VERY BUSY THESE LAST TWO YEARS, HAVEN'T YOU? 1181 01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:00,949 YES. 1182 01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:03,719 - SO HAVE YOU, I GATHER. - YES. 1183 01:27:06,989 --> 01:27:09,925 - I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU. - THANK YOU. 1184 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,629 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO DO? 1185 01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:15,731 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 1186 01:27:16,699 --> 01:27:18,667 THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE. 1187 01:27:18,701 --> 01:27:20,836 THEN LET'S WALK. WHERE SHOULD WE WALK? 1188 01:27:20,869 --> 01:27:22,638 BY THE RIVER? 1189 01:27:34,082 --> 01:27:36,519 ACTUALLY, I WAS QUITE FLATTERED 1190 01:27:36,552 --> 01:27:39,655 BY THE SPACE ALLOCATED TO ME IN YOUR SCRAPBOOK. 1191 01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:42,558 SOLDIERING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN TEACHING. 1192 01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,331 I HAD HOPED YOU HAD FORGOTTEN THAT. 1193 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:51,700 THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE REGRETTED THAT LAST EVENING... 1194 01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:54,770 IT COULD'VE ENDED THERE AND THEN. 1195 01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:57,306 NO, YOU WERE RIGHT. 1196 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:59,308 I ENJOYED TEACHING IN THAT AWFUL SCHOOL 1197 01:27:59,342 --> 01:28:02,545 BECAUSE I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR COLLEGE. 1198 01:28:02,578 --> 01:28:05,548 I SAW IT AS SOME KIND OF RELIGIOUS RETREAT, 1199 01:28:05,581 --> 01:28:09,785 A TEMPLE DEDICATED TO TRUTH AND LEARNING. 1200 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:11,620 IN REALITY, IT'S JUST A FACTORY 1201 01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:14,022 WHERE YOU LEARN TO MAKE MONEY. 1202 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:16,892 IN THE ARMY, WE EARN GLORY. 1203 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:19,362 I READ THE CASUALTY LISTS EVERY WEEK. 1204 01:28:19,395 --> 01:28:22,898 - IT WAS HORRIBLE. - I KNEW I'D COME BACK. 1205 01:28:22,931 --> 01:28:25,634 I WENT BACK TO OUR CHURCH ONCE. 1206 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,371 EVERYTHING WAS CLEAN AND ORDERLY. 1207 01:28:28,404 --> 01:28:31,106 IT SEEMED LIKE A DREAM. 1208 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:34,710 - IT'S GETTING DARK. - SHALL I HOLD YOUR HAND? 1209 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:42,685 I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK IN ENGLAND. 1210 01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:44,953 IT'S SOFT AND NATURAL TO ME. 1211 01:28:44,987 --> 01:28:49,692 IT'S MY MEDIUM, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE HERE. 1212 01:28:49,725 --> 01:28:55,398 - THE DARKNESS- WERE YOU AFRAID OF IT IN AFRICA? - YES. 1213 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:56,932 THE DARKNESS THERE IS FILLED WITH FEAR, 1214 01:28:56,965 --> 01:28:59,368 LIKE THE SMELL OF BLOOD. 1215 01:28:59,402 --> 01:29:00,669 THE BLACKS KNOW IT. 1216 01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:04,773 THEY WORSHIP IT, REALLY- THE DARKNESS. 1217 01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:06,642 ONE ALMOST LIKES IT. 1218 01:29:06,675 --> 01:29:09,845 THE FEAR IS SOMETHING SENSUAL. 1219 01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:14,750 DID YOU THINK OF ME IN THE DARKNESS? 1220 01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:17,653 YOU WERE ALWAYS AT THE BACK OF EVERYTHING. 1221 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:19,722 I HAD TO COME BACK TO YOU. 1222 01:30:13,542 --> 01:30:14,810 THIS IS LOVELY. 1223 01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:17,646 DO YOU THINK SO? I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. 1224 01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:20,082 THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, IT WAS UNDER FALSE PRETENSES, TOO. 1225 01:30:20,115 --> 01:30:22,485 - ANOTHER LOVER? - YES. 1226 01:30:22,518 --> 01:30:24,820 - AREN'T I THE FIRST? - FIRST AND LAST. 1227 01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:27,956 - NO, IT WAS WINIFRED. - REALLY? 1228 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:31,093 SHE WAS THE FIRST GREAT PASSION IN MY LIFE. 1229 01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,928 I'M SURE SHE SAID ABOVE THE FRONT DOOR. 1230 01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:35,063 YES, HERE WE ARE. 1231 01:30:36,899 --> 01:30:38,601 WELCOME. 1232 01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:51,747 I LOVE YOUR BODY. 1233 01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:53,882 I'M GLAD YOU DON'T GO AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME 1234 01:30:53,916 --> 01:30:56,752 OR ALL THE WOMEN WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1235 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,821 THEY DO REGULARLY. 1236 01:30:58,854 --> 01:31:01,123 IN MY CIRCLE, I'M CONSIDERED QUITE A CATCH. 1237 01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:04,660 OH, ANOTHER FISH OUT OF WATER, I HOPE, 1238 01:31:04,693 --> 01:31:06,762 FLAPPING ABOUT ON THE GROUND. 1239 01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:08,063 WELL, NO. 1240 01:31:08,096 --> 01:31:10,232 THERE'S MY COLONEL'S DAUGHTER, FOR INSTANCE. 1241 01:31:57,813 --> 01:31:59,648 - SCENT? - SOAP. 1242 01:31:59,682 --> 01:32:02,050 SOAP? 1243 01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:11,860 WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE IN INDIA OR ENGLAND WHEN WE'RE MARRIED? 1244 01:32:11,894 --> 01:32:14,997 OH, INDIA, BY FAR. HOW NICE OF YOU TO ASK. 1245 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:16,899 IT WAS DECIDED LONG AGO, WASN'T IT? 1246 01:32:16,932 --> 01:32:19,968 WHEN I FIRST KISSED YOU. 1247 01:32:20,002 --> 01:32:22,337 I THINK YOU'LL LIKE INDIA. 1248 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:24,206 THERE'S A GOOD DEAL OF SOCIAL LIFE, PLENTY GOING ON. 1249 01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,775 THERE'S HUNTING, POLO- I'LL TEACH YOU TO RIDE. 1250 01:32:26,809 --> 01:32:28,811 AND PLENTY OF SERVANTS... 1251 01:32:28,844 --> 01:32:33,281 WHO COOK, WHO BATHE BABIES, KEEP YOU COOL. 1252 01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:35,851 SHALL I BE TEACHING LITTLE HINDUS 1253 01:32:35,884 --> 01:32:37,886 TO WRITE ESSAYS ON THE RABBIT? 1254 01:32:41,156 --> 01:32:44,827 YOU'LL BE MY WIFE. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO TEACH. 1255 01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:46,261 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL. 1256 01:32:46,294 --> 01:32:48,130 BUT I DO WANT TO TEACH. 1257 01:32:48,163 --> 01:32:50,232 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 1258 01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:52,267 I WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. 1259 01:32:52,300 --> 01:32:53,902 ISN'T THIS ENOUGH? 1260 01:32:53,936 --> 01:32:55,938 IT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW. 1261 01:32:57,873 --> 01:33:00,108 THEN LET'S HAVE NO MORE TALK OF MARRIAGE. 1262 01:33:00,142 --> 01:33:03,679 WHICH MEANS, I SUPPOSE, THAT I'M TO GET SUPPER TOMORROW. 1263 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:06,782 I'LL KEEP YOU TO THAT. 1264 01:33:15,123 --> 01:33:17,159 STRAWBERRIES! STRAWBERRIES! 1265 01:33:17,192 --> 01:33:19,728 FRESH, RIPE STRAWBERRIES! 1266 01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:21,730 HENRY, SHUSH! YOU MIGHT WAKE THEM. 1267 01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:25,167 WHAT, WITH ALL THIS HOLLERING AND POUNDING? WHAT LOGIC. 1268 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,770 I EXPECTED THEM UP AT THIS HOUR. 1269 01:33:27,803 --> 01:33:30,272 OH, WOMAN, YOU HAVE A FICKLE MEMORY INDEED. 1270 01:33:30,305 --> 01:33:32,040 STRAWBERRIES! 1271 01:33:32,074 --> 01:33:34,242 FRESH, RIPE STRAWBERRIES! 1272 01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:38,681 - WHAT A BORE. - WELL, SHE IS SUPPOSED TO BE CHAPERONING US. 1273 01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:40,816 WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HER GUESTS. 1274 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:43,986 - WERE YOU EXPECTING HER? - DIDN'T I MENTION IT? 1275 01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:48,757 Henry: LIEUTENANT SKREBENSKY, IT'S YOUR STAFF SERGEANT HERE! 1276 01:33:48,791 --> 01:33:53,328 Winifred: URSULA! ANTON! I WONDER WHERE THEY ARE? 1277 01:33:53,361 --> 01:33:55,097 MAYBE THEY'VE GONE OUT. 1278 01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:57,933 - Henry: DON'T BE STUPID, WOMAN. 1279 01:34:06,008 --> 01:34:08,210 - Winifred: AHA! - GOOD MORNING, GROCER! 1280 01:34:08,243 --> 01:34:11,947 KINDLY LEAVE THEM ON THE DOORSTEP AND GO AWAY. 1281 01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:16,885 URSULA, WHY HAVE YOU GOT YOUR BLOOMERS AROUND YOUR NECK? 1282 01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:22,725 - Ursula: ANTON'S WEARING MY NIGHTIE. 1283 01:34:30,766 --> 01:34:32,334 BUT DO YOU LOVE HIM? 1284 01:34:32,367 --> 01:34:34,737 IT ISN'T A QUESTION OF LOVING HIM. 1285 01:34:34,770 --> 01:34:36,304 I LOVE HIM WELL ENOUGH, 1286 01:34:36,338 --> 01:34:39,141 CERTAINLY MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. 1287 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:42,110 AND I SHALL NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE THE SAME AGAIN. 1288 01:34:42,144 --> 01:34:44,112 BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN, "LOVE"? 1289 01:34:44,146 --> 01:34:46,882 SO MUCH PERSONAL GRATIFICATION. 1290 01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:50,285 - IT DOESN'T LEAD ANYWHERE. - IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO LEAD ANYWHERE, IS IT? 1291 01:34:50,318 --> 01:34:52,420 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN END IN ITSELF. 1292 01:34:52,454 --> 01:34:54,222 THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO ME? 1293 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,093 AS AN END IN ITSELF, I COULD LOVE A HUNDRED MEN, ONE AFTER THE OTHER. 1294 01:34:58,126 --> 01:34:59,795 WHY SHOULD I END WITH ANTON 1295 01:34:59,828 --> 01:35:02,264 AS "MRS. SKREBENSKY, SOCIAL WIFE"? 1296 01:35:02,297 --> 01:35:05,901 WHY NOT GO ON AND ON AND LOVE ALL THE TYPES I FANCY 1297 01:35:05,934 --> 01:35:09,371 AS "URSULA BRANGWEN, SPINSTER, SCHOOLMISTRESS"? 1298 01:35:09,404 --> 01:35:11,173 THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HIM. 1299 01:35:11,206 --> 01:35:13,075 I TELL YOU I DO, 1300 01:35:13,108 --> 01:35:14,877 QUITE AS MUCH AND PERHAPS MORE 1301 01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:16,879 THAN I SHOULD LOVE ANY OF THE OTHERS. 1302 01:35:16,912 --> 01:35:19,047 BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT AREN'T IN ANTON 1303 01:35:19,081 --> 01:35:20,348 THAT I SHOULD LOVE IN OTHER MEN. 1304 01:35:20,382 --> 01:35:23,185 LIKE WHAT? 1305 01:35:23,218 --> 01:35:25,754 AN UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS, A DIRECTNESS. 1306 01:35:25,788 --> 01:35:29,992 A MAN WHO COULD REALLY LET GO, RECKLESS AND PASSIONATE. 1307 01:35:30,025 --> 01:35:33,461 WHAT IS THIS FANTASTIC FULFILLMENT YOU'RE HANKERING AFTER? 1308 01:35:34,462 --> 01:35:37,499 IS IT JUST OTHER MEN? HMM? 1309 01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:43,071 IF IT IS, YOU'D BETTER MARRY ANTON. 1310 01:35:43,105 --> 01:35:45,307 THE OTHER THING CAN ONLY END BADLY. 1311 01:35:47,142 --> 01:35:50,178 SO I'M TO MARRY OUT OF FEAR OF MYSELF? 1312 01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:52,948 Anton: WE'RE READY FOR YOU! 1313 01:35:52,981 --> 01:35:55,483 Henry: TIME TO CHANGE PARTNERS, MIXED DOUBLES! 1314 01:35:57,886 --> 01:35:59,955 I CAN JUST SEE YOU ON AN ELEPHANT, 1315 01:35:59,988 --> 01:36:03,058 SWINGING BETWEEN LINES OF ADORING NATIVES. 1316 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:05,027 I SHALL BE GLAD TO LEAVE ENGLAND. 1317 01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:08,496 - IT'S ALL SO UNSPIRITUAL. - LEAVE THE HOME OF DEMOCRACY? 1318 01:36:10,365 --> 01:36:14,502 Henry: DEMOCRACY IS ONLY FOR THE DEGENERATE RACES. 1319 01:36:14,536 --> 01:36:16,338 WHY DO YOU FIND DEMOCRACY UNSPIRITUAL? 1320 01:36:16,371 --> 01:36:18,073 BECAUSE ONLY THE UGLY AND GREEDY PEOPLE 1321 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:20,042 GET TO THE TOP OF A DEMOCRACY. 1322 01:36:20,075 --> 01:36:22,210 - MINE. - THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO PUSH THEMSELVES THERE. 1323 01:36:22,244 --> 01:36:23,979 BUT THE PEOPLE ELECT THE GOVERNMENT. 1324 01:36:24,012 --> 01:36:25,814 BUT WHAT ARE THE PEOPLE? 1325 01:36:25,848 --> 01:36:28,383 EACH OF THEM IS A MONEY INTEREST, AND WHO DO THEY CHOOSE? 1326 01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,485 THOSE WHO HAVE MONEY AND THE BRAINS FOR MONEY. 1327 01:36:30,518 --> 01:36:32,187 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE 1328 01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:34,857 BECAUSE THEY'RE RULING IN THE NAME OF MONEY. 1329 01:36:34,890 --> 01:36:38,160 TO ME, DEMOCRACY MEANS EQUALITY. 1330 01:36:38,193 --> 01:36:41,463 THE EQUALITY OF THE WAGE PACKET - IT'S A DEMOCRACY OF DIRT. 1331 01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:43,899 THEN YOU SHALL HAVE TO GIVE AWAY ALL YOUR WORLDLY GOODS. 1332 01:36:43,932 --> 01:36:46,101 OR YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN US FILTHY ARISTOCRATS. 1333 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:47,435 GRAB HER! 1334 01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:49,237 UP ONTO THE PEDESTAL. I'LL TAKE HER WAIST. 1335 01:36:50,405 --> 01:36:52,474 UP SHE GOES. 1336 01:36:52,507 --> 01:36:54,542 REVOLUTIONARIES AND ARISTOCRATS DON'T MIX. 1337 01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:56,611 Winifred: OH, BUT SHE IS AN ARISTOCRAT, 1338 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:59,414 AN ARISTOCRAT OF THE SPIRIT. 1339 01:36:59,447 --> 01:37:02,951 YES! 1340 01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:07,222 DO STAY JUST AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. 1341 01:37:07,255 --> 01:37:10,125 JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FANCY A GAME OF CROQUET AT THE HALL. 1342 01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:14,162 BYE! 1343 01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:25,874 - MARRIAGE AGREES WITH THEM. - MEANING THEY AGREE WITH EACH OTHER. 1344 01:37:25,908 --> 01:37:27,542 - IT'S A LITTLE ODD, THOUGH. - ODD? 1345 01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:30,578 YES, WINIFRED. THERE'S SOMETHING UNNATURAL ABOUT HER. 1346 01:37:30,612 --> 01:37:34,582 - YES, SHE HAS TWO LEFT FEET. - I WAS REFERRING TO HER TENDENCIES. 1347 01:37:34,616 --> 01:37:37,519 OH, YES. SHE SHOULD BE IN A FREAK SHOW. 1348 01:37:37,552 --> 01:37:39,922 WELL, YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T EXACTLY HEALTHY. 1349 01:37:39,955 --> 01:37:41,623 IT'S JUST AS WELL WE'RE GOING TO INDIA. 1350 01:37:41,656 --> 01:37:44,592 THE INDIANS AREN'T EXACTLY HEALTHY, EITHER, BY YOUR STANDARDS. 1351 01:37:44,626 --> 01:37:46,294 WE'RE HOPING TO IMPROVE THE HEALTH STANDARDS. 1352 01:37:46,328 --> 01:37:49,231 I MEANT, YOU MIGHT FIND THEM A LITTLE FREAKISH, TOO. 1353 01:37:49,264 --> 01:37:53,135 URSULA, YOU MUST COME WITH ME FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 1354 01:37:53,168 --> 01:37:56,138 YOU'LL BE GOVERNING THE INDIANS FOR THEIR OWN GOOD 1355 01:37:56,171 --> 01:37:58,006 WITH YOUR OLD, DEAD JUDGMENTS. 1356 01:37:58,040 --> 01:37:59,507 WELL, IF THEY HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO YOU 1357 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:02,210 BEING LORD AND MASTER OVER THEM, I DO NOT! 1358 01:38:02,244 --> 01:38:04,579 YOU'RE SO SELF-RIGHTEOUS! 1359 01:38:05,981 --> 01:38:08,550 AREN'T YOU RIGHTEOUS? IN YOUR OWN MIND? 1360 01:38:08,583 --> 01:38:11,386 YES! BUT AT LEAST I AM SOMETHING. 1361 01:38:11,419 --> 01:38:14,456 IT SEEMS TO ME AS IF THERE ISN'T ANYBODY THERE WHERE YOU ARE. 1362 01:38:14,489 --> 01:38:18,360 ARE YOU ANYBODY, REALLY? WITH YOUR OLD, DEAD THINGS! 1363 01:38:27,235 --> 01:38:29,271 I DIDN'T MEANT TO HURT YOU. 1364 01:38:29,304 --> 01:38:31,373 YES, YOU DID. YOU MEANT TO HURT ME. 1365 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,011 THE WORDS CAME OUT WITHOUT MY KNOWING. 1366 01:38:39,581 --> 01:38:42,217 THEY DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING, REALLY. 1367 01:38:43,351 --> 01:38:47,689 YOU'RE A ROMANTIC, UP ON SOME HILL SOMEWHERE. 1368 01:38:47,722 --> 01:38:50,258 SO YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LOOKING DOWN, ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED. 1369 01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:55,397 WHY MUST I CLIMB THAT HILL, ANTON? 1370 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:58,700 WHY NOT STAY BELOW? 1371 01:38:58,733 --> 01:39:01,636 WHY FORCE ONE'S WAY UP STEP AFTER STEP 1372 01:39:01,669 --> 01:39:05,440 FOR THIS MOMENT OF EXHILARATION AT THE TOP 1373 01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:08,643 ONLY TO PLUNGE BACK INTO A DARK VALLEY? 1374 01:39:08,676 --> 01:39:11,346 - WHEN SHALL WE BE MARRIED? - I DON'T KNOW. 1375 01:39:11,379 --> 01:39:13,215 WHY DON'T YOU KNOW? DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MARRIED? 1376 01:39:13,248 --> 01:39:16,551 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE MARRIED. 1377 01:39:16,584 --> 01:39:20,255 - YOU MEAN NEVER OR NOT YET? - I MEAN NEVER! 1378 01:39:24,326 --> 01:39:27,029 AS TO WHETHER HE'LL TAKE YOU BACK, 1379 01:39:27,062 --> 01:39:30,298 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL HE REPLIES TO YOUR LETTER. 1380 01:39:30,332 --> 01:39:34,369 I WAS FULL OF APOLOGIES FOR MY PERVERSE, SELFISH BEHAVIOR. 1381 01:39:37,639 --> 01:39:40,108 OF COURSE, THE CHILD WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 1382 01:39:41,543 --> 01:39:43,578 THAT'S WHAT DECIDED ME. 1383 01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:46,214 I MUST GO TO HIM BECAUSE IT'S HIS CHILD, 1384 01:39:46,248 --> 01:39:49,251 AND BECAUSE... HE ONCE LOVED ME. 1385 01:39:50,818 --> 01:39:53,688 IS THAT THE ONLY REASON? 1386 01:39:53,721 --> 01:39:55,423 CROQUET! 1387 01:39:56,458 --> 01:39:59,161 I THOUGHT ABOUT MY MOTHER, TOO. 1388 01:39:59,194 --> 01:40:01,129 IF IT WAS ENOUGH FOR HER TO HAVE HER MAN, 1389 01:40:01,163 --> 01:40:02,664 HER CHILDREN, AND HER SHELTER, 1390 01:40:02,697 --> 01:40:04,699 WHY SHOULDN'T IT BE FOR ME? 1391 01:40:04,732 --> 01:40:07,435 WHY DO I PUNISH THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME? 1392 01:40:07,469 --> 01:40:09,504 I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THEIR LOVE. 1393 01:40:09,537 --> 01:40:11,606 DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THE CHILD, YOUR PARENTS? 1394 01:40:11,639 --> 01:40:14,076 I COULDN'T TELL THEM YET, 1395 01:40:14,109 --> 01:40:16,111 NOT SO SOON AFTER FAILING MY DEGREE. 1396 01:40:16,144 --> 01:40:19,447 AND WHAT IF ANTON SAYS NO? 1397 01:40:19,481 --> 01:40:23,118 THEN I'LL LIVE AT HOME WITH THE CHILD AND GO BACK TO TEACHING. 1398 01:40:24,352 --> 01:40:27,455 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN A MIDWIFE. 1399 01:40:27,489 --> 01:40:29,591 WHAT IF ANTON SAYS YES, YOU GO TO INDIA, 1400 01:40:29,624 --> 01:40:32,694 AND YOU DISCOVER YOU'RE NOT WITH CHILD? 1401 01:40:32,727 --> 01:40:35,430 WHAT'LL YOU DO THEN? 1402 01:40:38,500 --> 01:40:40,502 YOU'LL COME STRAIGHT BACK. 1403 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:45,073 THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL DO. 1404 01:40:45,107 --> 01:40:46,808 A CHILD BINDS A WOMAN TO A MAN 1405 01:40:46,841 --> 01:40:50,112 AS SECURELY AS IF SHE WERE HANDCUFFED TO HIM. 1406 01:40:50,145 --> 01:40:53,715 - AREN'T YOU AND UNCLE HENRY- - WE'RE VERY GOOD COMPANIONS. 1407 01:40:58,153 --> 01:41:01,789 BUT REMEMBER, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WELCOME HERE. 1408 01:41:04,326 --> 01:41:06,861 - TEA. - I WON'T STOP, THANK YOU. 1409 01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:10,565 - HENRY WILL BE BACK SOON. - NO, IT'S GETTING LATE. 1410 01:41:10,598 --> 01:41:12,400 I'LL GET MY THINGS. 1411 01:42:59,574 --> 01:43:03,545 - Man: HEY, LOOK AT THAT! SHE'S A COWARD! 1412 01:43:41,349 --> 01:43:45,887 Family: * ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM * 1413 01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:48,556 * MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY * 1414 01:43:48,590 --> 01:43:50,525 * LIFE IS BUT A DREAM 1415 01:43:50,558 --> 01:43:55,697 * ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM * 1416 01:43:55,730 --> 01:43:57,765 * MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY * 1417 01:43:57,799 --> 01:44:00,034 * LIFE IS BUT A DREAM 1418 01:44:00,067 --> 01:44:04,706 * ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT * 1419 01:44:04,739 --> 01:44:07,275 * GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM 1420 01:44:07,309 --> 01:44:09,544 * MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY * 1421 01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:11,779 * LIFE IS BUT A DREAM 1422 01:44:11,813 --> 01:44:13,948 * MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY... * 1423 01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:50,745 YOUR MOTHER SAID I SHOULD LET YOU SLEEP IN, BUT... 1424 01:45:50,778 --> 01:45:52,714 I THOUGHT I'D BETTER SEE IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1425 01:45:52,747 --> 01:45:54,716 THANKS, DAD. 1426 01:45:59,754 --> 01:46:02,056 WE WONDERED WHERE YOU GOT TO. 1427 01:46:02,089 --> 01:46:04,726 NO BIKE OR ANYTHING. 1428 01:46:06,794 --> 01:46:09,631 ME AND YOUR MOTHER WERE QUITE WORRIED. 1429 01:46:09,664 --> 01:46:13,801 AND- WELL, THEN WE SAW THE- WE SAW THE TELEGRAM HAD GONE. 1430 01:46:14,802 --> 01:46:17,505 YES, I SAW YOU'D OPENED IT. 1431 01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:21,008 THE BOY ASKED IF THERE WAS ANY REPLY, LASS, 1432 01:46:21,042 --> 01:46:23,778 SO NATURALLY, YOUR MOTHER THOUGHT... 1433 01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:28,983 NO MARRIAGE, NO BIKE- NO WONDER YOU WERE WORRIED. 1434 01:46:31,486 --> 01:46:34,155 THE BIKE'S IN A DITCH IN THE WOODS. 1435 01:46:34,188 --> 01:46:36,758 IS THAT WHERE YOU EXPECTED TO FIND ME? 1436 01:46:36,791 --> 01:46:40,027 WELL, I CAN SEE THERE'S NOTHING MUCH WRONG WITH YOU. 1437 01:46:41,829 --> 01:46:44,866 YOU WERE QUITE FEVERISH WHEN WE LOOKED IN. 1438 01:46:44,899 --> 01:46:46,968 I CAUGHT A CHILL. 1439 01:46:47,001 --> 01:46:49,003 I HEARD THE PARTY. 1440 01:46:49,036 --> 01:46:51,172 DIDN'T WANT TO BE WET BLANKET. 1441 01:46:51,205 --> 01:46:53,908 OH, DON'T BE SO SILLY. 1442 01:46:54,842 --> 01:46:56,511 YOUR MOTHER'S TAKEN THE CHILDREN OUT. 1443 01:46:56,544 --> 01:46:58,513 SHE'LL BE BACK LUNCHTIME. 1444 01:46:58,546 --> 01:47:00,515 ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU BEFORE I GO TO WORK? 1445 01:47:00,548 --> 01:47:02,149 NO, THANKS, DAD. 1446 01:47:02,183 --> 01:47:04,852 I THINK I'LL JUST LIE IN FOR AWHILE. 1447 01:47:04,886 --> 01:47:08,823 - THANKS FOR THE TEA. - AYE. 1448 01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:10,725 I'LL GO ABOUT IT. 1449 01:47:10,758 --> 01:47:12,660 BYE, DAD. 1450 01:47:13,928 --> 01:47:15,597 DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 1451 01:47:15,630 --> 01:47:18,833 I'M- I'M IN TOWN TODAY. 1452 01:47:18,866 --> 01:47:21,168 THOUGHT I MIGHT DROP IN YOUR OLD SCHOOL. 1453 01:47:21,202 --> 01:47:23,538 WHATEVER FOR? 1454 01:47:23,571 --> 01:47:27,008 WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE- 1455 01:47:27,041 --> 01:47:28,710 WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE- 1456 01:47:28,743 --> 01:47:30,945 NOW THAT I'M AN OLD MAID. GO ON. 1457 01:47:30,978 --> 01:47:33,214 NONSENSE. LET ME FINISH. 1458 01:47:33,247 --> 01:47:34,816 NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT RUSHING OFF 1459 01:47:34,849 --> 01:47:37,151 TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD... 1460 01:47:37,184 --> 01:47:39,554 OR EVEN THE OTHER SIDE OF LONDON. 1461 01:47:40,555 --> 01:47:42,857 I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT... 1462 01:47:42,890 --> 01:47:46,861 THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN, AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE, YOUR HOME. 1463 01:47:55,637 --> 01:47:58,139 HEY, LOOK. THERE'S A RAINBOW.