1 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:42,510 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:52,453 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 3 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,597 [SHEEP BLEATING IN DISTANCE] 4 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,599 [MUMBLES] THIS IS A HOLD-UP. 5 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,435 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 6 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,506 THIS IS A HOLD-UP. 7 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,508 WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? 8 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,443 OH. RAG WEEK. 9 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,744 RAG WEEK? 10 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,878 STUDENTS, YOU MORON. 11 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,814 NO! NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 12 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,316 DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH ASKING FOR ANY MORE. 13 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,950 YOU'RE THE THIRD THIS WEEK ALREADY. 14 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,818 NO, REALLY. 15 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:31,552 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, YOUNG MAN, IS ARE WE 16 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,188 ON THE RIGHT ROAD TO INVERLOCH? 17 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:35,223 WE'LL DRIVE ON. 18 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:36,257 THEY LIVE IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN, THESE STUDENTS. 19 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,759 DON'T DO THAT! THOSE CHILDREN WILL DRIVE ME NUTS. 20 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,827 SHH! BE QUIET! 21 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,562 STOP ANNOYING YOUR DADDY. 22 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,631 NOW, IF WE TAKE THE THIRD RIGHT... 23 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,500 DON'T TELL ME ANYMORE... 24 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:56,644 [BLEATING] 25 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,529 Man: NO. I'M NOT SAYING IT'S A COMPLETE FAILURE. 26 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,266 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M NOT BOTHERED ABOUT THAT. 27 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,701 AND I WOULDN'T BE IF IT WAS. 28 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,370 I'M JUST SAYING MAYBE IT'S NOT RIGHT, 29 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,839 THAT SORT OF THING. I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK 30 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,408 IN SOME WAYS IT'S A BAD THING TO TAKE 31 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,678 OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY? IT IS! PEOPLE WORK HARD 32 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,446 FOR THEIR MONEY, SOME OF THEM. 33 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,616 [BELL DINGS] I'M IN A HURRY, OK? 34 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,419 STINK BOMB. 35 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,688 WHAT'S IT COST, THAT? 36 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,724 NASTY SUGAR. BANGERS... 37 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,459 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE NASTY SUGAR? 38 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:49,597 AYE, 3 BAGS. UH, PICKED SCAB. 39 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:54,802 LUMINOUS SNOT, AND A PLASTIC TURD. 40 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:55,803 3.5... 41 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,706 [COINS CLATTER ON COUNTER] 42 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,777 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS JUST TO SEND 43 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:07,348 ONE SOLITARY POLICEMAN OUT ON A CASE? 44 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,482 THERE'S EXPENSES. 45 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:11,785 THERE'S WEAR AND TEAR. THERE'S PETROL. 46 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:14,355 THERE'S OVERTIME. 47 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,457 THAT IS TAX PAYERS' MONEY, RONNIE. 48 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,560 IT'S A BAD THING. 49 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,765 LOOK... 50 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,367 WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE? 51 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,402 YOU WANT MONEY AND YOU WANT EXCITEMENT. 52 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,537 RIGHT? WHY? NO. 53 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:30,738 BECAUSE WITHOUT MONEY, 54 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,606 WITHOUT MONEY, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! 55 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,775 LOOK, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT BAD THINGS, RIGHT? 56 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:36,777 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A BAD THING 57 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,945 THAT YOU'RE WORKING IN A CORPORATION 58 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,414 AND I'M STUCK HERE SELLING ALL THIS JUNK? 59 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,383 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A BAD THING TO SETTLE 60 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:45,052 FOR A LITTLE WHEN MAYBE YOU COULD GET A LOT 61 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:45,919 OUT OF LIFE? 62 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,857 YOU SEE, THE POINT IS: THE POINT IS THAT 63 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:53,394 WE ARE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE. 64 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:01,869 I KEEP GETTING THESE FUNNY WEE WARTS ON MY FINGERS. 65 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:06,874 LOOK, YOU HAVE GOT TO TAKE YOUR CHANCE NOW! 66 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,842 EH? 67 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:15,649 THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY POINT TO IT ALL. 68 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,751 OH, MARY, I CAN'T STAND THE STRAIN. 69 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,953 FIRST OFF, YOU GET A JOB, SON. 70 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,855 AND NOW YOU TURN INTO A DEEP THINKER, 71 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,024 A PHILOSOPHER. 72 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,926 WELL, WHAT YOU GONNA BE NEXT, HUH? 73 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,495 THE NATION WAITS. 74 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,964 HE KNOWS HE'S LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB. 75 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,899 DON'T YOU, DEAR? 76 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,368 HE'S JUST TIRED AND HE WANTS TO EAT HIS FOOD. 77 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,969 CAROL PEYTON'S BIG BROTHER'S GONE 78 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,972 TO NEW MEXICO, AND HE'S GOING TO EARN 79 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,942 £500 A WEEK IN AMERICA. 80 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:42,910 AYE, AYE. 81 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:46,514 THERE'S OPPORTUNITIES FOR THEM THAT WANT THEM. 82 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,347 WHAT'S THE MATTER, SON? 83 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,884 IT'S HIS BIORHYTHMS. HE CANNAE HELP IT. 84 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:51,919 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 85 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,153 I'LL GET IT. 86 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:53,987 MOM? HMM? 87 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:57,458 DOES DOING BAD THINGS GIVE YOU WARTS? 88 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,694 I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D BETTER DISCUSS 89 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,062 WITH YOUR FATHER LATER ON. 90 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,998 MOM, CAN I GO TO THE DISCO ON SATURDAY? 91 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,133 MARY. 92 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:06,967 MOM! 93 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,502 HANG ON A MINUTE. I'LL COME OUT THERE 94 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,938 AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. 95 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,973 MAYBE IF I STAYED AT... 96 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:16,744 [MOTHER CONTINUES INDISTINCT] 97 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,812 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, YOU HAD TO GO AND SEE 98 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:24,051 THE DOCTOR FOR YOUR WARTS, AND HE'D BURN THEM OFF OF YOU. 99 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,754 YOU'D LIE ON THE COUCH... 100 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,956 A GREAT FAT NURSE WOULD COME ALONG. 101 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:33,026 AND SHE'D PAINT RED OINTMENT ONTO EACH WART--WHOA! 102 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,996 OH! THE STENCH WAS SOMETHING TERRIBLE. 103 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,932 AND THEN THE DOCTOR WOULD COME ALONG 104 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:41,602 WITH HIS LONG, POINTED NEEDLE, 105 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,070 AND THE NURSE WOULD HOLD YOU DOWN 106 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:47,074 'CAUSE YOU WERE SCREAMING BY THEN, SEE? 107 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,643 AND HE'D COME AT YOU. 108 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,945 CLOSER... 109 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,981 AND CLOSER... 110 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:58,118 TILL SUDDENLY--ZIP! 111 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:02,055 RIGHT INTO THE ROOT. 112 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,094 [SHOUTS] 113 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,563 HE'S A BUGGER, TOO! 114 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,142 HE'S WEARING A HAT. 115 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,611 COME HERE, YOU FATTY! 116 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:06,086 Father: NOT EXACTLY FIRED. 117 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,690 SORT OF. 118 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,091 SORT OF FIRED. 119 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,560 [TOILET FLUSHES] 120 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:16,730 WELL, MORE SORT OF RESIGNED, ACTUALLY. 121 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:20,233 Isla: MAYBE SORT OF RETIRED, YOU KNOW. 122 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:23,671 I'M WARNING YOU! 123 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,906 [CLOCK TICKING] 124 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,875 Ronnie: HEY! I'VE GOT IT JUST HERE. 125 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:31,011 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 126 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,214 THIS IS THE THING. IT'S MAGIC! 127 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,017 THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE NOW, MAN. 128 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,752 ARRRGH! HA! 129 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,621 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 130 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,155 [BELL RINGS] 131 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,292 HAVE YOU BEEN SELLING ANY MORE OF THAT AWFUL SUGAR 132 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:47,260 TO MY WEE ANGUS? 133 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,729 ME? OH! 134 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,965 I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, RONNIE WEATHERSPOON! 135 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,903 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 136 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:56,704 [TOY SQUEAKING] 137 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,572 I DON'T WANT ANYMORE TROUBLE FROM YOU 138 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,107 WITH ANY OF MY BAIRNS! 139 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,909 [SQUEAK, SQUEAK] OHH! 140 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,077 YOU'LL HAVE MR. PATERSON DOWN HERE 141 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,680 AND I WON'T ANSWER FOR THE CONSEQUENCES, 142 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,681 YOU STUPID WEE BUGGER! 143 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,884 JUST A WASTE OF GOOD SPACE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 144 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,220 I'M SORRY. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. 145 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,156 SEE THAT MR. HARDWICK GETS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. 146 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,892 [DOOR SLAMS, BELL RINGS] 147 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:42,315 I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET A GUN. 148 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,169 [IMITATING GUNFIRE] 149 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,137 IT'S NICE OUT HERE, YEAH? 150 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:42,275 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO COME TOMORROW? 151 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,780 MY MOM SAYS THAT THE THING THAT I WANT 152 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:47,681 IS GOLD. 153 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,717 IF I BOUGHT A FAKE GOLD RING OR SOMETHING, 154 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,219 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD GO AWAY. 155 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,221 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 156 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,356 WELL, ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT'S RIGHT. 157 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,426 I THINK I HAVE HEARD THAT. 158 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,929 THAT'S GOOD. 159 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,866 GOOD. 160 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,497 Woman: HIDDEN AMONG THE GRAMPIAN MOUNTAINS, 161 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,468 STEEPED IN THE HISTORY AND LEGEND OF A COLORFUL PAST. 162 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,471 PASSENGERS WILL BE ABLE TO FRESHEN UP IN ABOUT 163 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,242 20 MINUTES AT THE BEN McALPINE VISITORS CENTER. 164 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,944 AND NOW TO YOUR LEFT YOU CAN SEE 165 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,814 SOME OF THE MOST SPECTACULAR SCENERY IN SCOTLAND. 166 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:04,084 THE MOUNTAIN RISING IN THE CENTER IS BEN LOCKHART. 167 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,454 AND IN A CAVE ON THE OTHER SIDE, BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE 168 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:11,859 IS SAID TO HAVE TAKEN REFUGE FROM THE REDCOATS. 169 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,493 AND TO THE RIGHT... 170 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,562 A MOTORCYCLE? 171 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,907 [AIR BRAKES HISS] 172 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,982 THIS IS... A GUN! 173 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,485 THIS... THIS IS A GUN! 174 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,286 THIS IS A HOLD-UP. 175 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,489 PLEASE GET ALL YOUR CASH AND JEWELRY 176 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,524 READY FOR COLLECTION. 177 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,959 THANK YOU. 178 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,128 THANKS. I'M SO SORRY. THANKS. 179 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,362 THEY WERE MY MOTHER'S. 180 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,463 I'M SO SORRY. 181 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,165 AND WATCHES. 182 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,902 THANKS. THANK YOU. 183 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,604 [WHIMPERS] 184 00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,440 THANK YOU. THANKS VERY MUCH. 185 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,375 [SPEAKS FRENCH] 186 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,543 THANK YOU. THANKS. 187 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,414 THANKS. HEY, KID. 188 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,054 STAY CALM, OK? [CHUCKLING] 189 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,422 TAKE IT EASY. 190 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,525 [SNIFFS] NOW, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 191 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,561 NOBODY'S GONNA GET HURT. 192 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,330 GIVE IT UP, SMARTASS. 193 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,998 [HORN BEEPS] 194 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,366 [SNEEZE] 195 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,400 Will: GOD BLESS YOU. 196 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,502 ACHOO! 197 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,204 ACHOO! 198 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,509 Ronnie: THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 199 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,546 HURRAY! 200 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,315 WHOO! 201 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,352 [SHOUTS] 202 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,094 STEAKS. 203 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,596 STEAKS THAT THICK. 204 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,066 WITH MASHED POTATOES. 205 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,501 NO. TRIMMED POTATOES. 206 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,136 PEAS AND ONION RINGS. 207 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,005 AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES. 208 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,439 CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES. 209 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,109 AND BRANDY EVERY DAY. 210 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,510 WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT PUFFER? 211 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,245 IT WAS BRILLIANT. 212 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,982 ITCHING POWDER, SNEEZING POWDER, 213 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,216 CURRY POWDER, 214 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,051 ATHLETE'S FOOT POWDER, 215 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,220 AND SOME STUFF I GOT OUT OF AN OLD FIREWORK. 216 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,621 BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK? 217 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,290 WELL, I TESTED IT, DIDN'T I? 218 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,558 I TESTED IT ON ALLY MATHEWSON'S WEE BROTHER. 219 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,596 HEY, THAT WEE BRANDY YOU GOT IS REALLY...5 STAR. 220 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,132 COST TWO DAYS' WAGES, THOUGH. 221 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,967 BUT NEVER MIND. I CAN GO DOWN TO 222 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,337 THE PACKING SHOP TOMORROW AND GET A KIT. 223 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,605 NO. 224 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,376 IT'S TERRIBLE NOW. 225 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,513 YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 226 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,647 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 227 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,415 IF WE START SPENDING ALL THIS MONEY, 228 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,251 THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW, AREN'T THEY? 229 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,321 EVERYBODY KNOWS WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 230 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,523 [SIGHS] 231 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,196 MAYBE WE COULD START A FUND. 232 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,764 YOU KNOW, LIKE A PENSION FUND FOR FOOTBALLERS 233 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,100 WHEN THEY GET PAST IT. 234 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,237 THEN WE COULD DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 235 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,538 AYE. 236 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,041 SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 237 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,176 OH, WELL, ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, 238 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,744 I'VE BEEN THINKING OF SOMETHING 239 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,646 ALONG THOSE LINES. 240 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,515 ANYWAY, PAL, IT'S NOT THE MONEY THAT MATTERS 241 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,717 ANYMORE, IT'S ME AND YOU. 242 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,653 WE'RE BIGGER THAN... 243 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,022 WE'RE BIGGER, BIGGER THAN SOMETHING 244 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:32,359 REALLY, REALLY BIG. WE'VE MADE IT. 245 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,127 THIS IS THE BIG TIME. 246 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,563 THE BIG TIME. 247 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:42,102 I AM NOT HOLDING UP ANY TRAINS. 248 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,642 GOOD MORNING, SON. 249 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,444 GOOD MORNING. 250 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,712 I TAKE IT WE ARE TO BELIEVE THAT 251 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,383 YOUR CEASELESS QUEST FOR AN HONEST DAY'S WORK 252 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,718 HAS ONCE MORE BEEN IN VAIN. 253 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,320 UM... UH-HUH. 254 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,589 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SON. 255 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,258 YOU DID BRING IT ON YOUR BLOODY SELF. 256 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,660 HOW IS RONNIE GETTING ON IN THE SHOP? 257 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,462 ENJOYING IT, IS HE? 258 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,131 AYE, YES. 259 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,566 GOOD WEE RONNIE. 260 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,534 HAH! 261 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,604 POLICE ARE TODAY SEARCHING FOR TWO YOUNG SCOTS 262 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,840 WHO HELD UP AND ROBBED A COACHLOAD OF TOURISTS 263 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,642 ON A REMOTE HIGHLAND ROAD. 264 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:26,079 [CHUCKLES] AIN'T IT A BEAUTY. 265 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,114 TAKE IT, MAN. 266 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,282 DISGUISED AS A CLOWN AND A WOLFMAN, 267 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:33,620 THEY TOOK AN ESTIMATED £600 IN CASH 268 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,355 AND AN UNKNOWN QUANTITY OF VALUABLES 269 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,157 FROM THE 40 FRIGHTENED PASSENGERS 270 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,593 BEFORE RIDING OFF AT HIGH SPEED INTO THE HILLS AGAIN. 271 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,529 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 272 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,596 THAT'S BLOODY CLEVER. 273 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,832 BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A REALLY BAD THING TO DO, 274 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,667 TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY, 275 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,536 PEOPLE THAT HAVEN'T DONE YOU ANY HARM? 276 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,304 WELL, OF COURSE IT IS, WILL. 277 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,805 DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER. 278 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,607 HE'S NOTHING BUT AN OLD CROOK ANYWAY. 279 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:58,578 THE GAS SPORT ISN'T EXACTLY THE LITTLE SISTERS OF THE POOR. 280 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,213 NO THANKS TO YOU. 281 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,013 LOOK AT THIS. 282 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,649 TWO YOUNG LADS HAD THE WIT AND STYLE 283 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:06,419 TO TAKE 600 QUID OFF A BUNCH OF STUPID TOURISTS. 284 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,321 AND GOD KNOWS, THEY'D PROBABLY SPEND THAT MUCH 285 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,690 IN AN AFTERNOON ON PLASTIC BLOODY BAGPIPES. 286 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:14,427 WELL, THESE LADS CAN HAVE MY VOTE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. 287 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,462 600 QUID. 288 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,731 MRS. BARBARA GINSBURG OF WINVILLE, VERMONT, SAID, 289 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,569 "THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE." 290 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:26,373 THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE? 291 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,840 AYE. 292 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,850 UH, HELLO THERE. 293 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,619 YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF US. 294 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,688 WE WERE IN THE PAPERS LAST WEEK. 295 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,357 THIS IS OUR GUN. 296 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,358 WE HAVE A GUN! 297 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,592 MY FRIEND THE WOLFMAN, 298 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,594 HE WILL NOW COME AMONGST YOU 299 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:26,499 AND COLLECT YOUR CASH, JEWELRY, AND WATCHES. 300 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,437 OH, THANKS. THANK YOU. 301 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,103 THANKS. 302 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,739 OH, THANK YOU. THAT'S LOVELY. 303 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,874 THANKS, THANKS. 304 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,809 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 305 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,544 GREAT. 306 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,347 OH, HOLD ONTO THAT. NO, THANKS. 307 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,516 OH, THAT'S LOVELY. OH, ISN'T THAT LOVELY? 308 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,485 LOOK, RONNIE. 309 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,786 I'VE GOT TO HAVE 310 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,821 £10 TO GET BACK TO THE AIRPORT. 311 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,591 HAS ANYBODY GOT A £5.00 NOTE? 312 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,825 Man: HERE YOU ARE, SON. HERE'S 5 ONES. 313 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,994 THANKS VERY MUCH, SIR. 314 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:55,928 HERE'S 5 SINGLES. 315 00:19:55,962 --> 00:20:00,233 HERE'S A 5, AND I'LL TAKE THE 50. THANK YOU. 316 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,401 THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN. 317 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,269 THANKS. THANK YOU. 318 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,336 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 319 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,871 I WON'T BE A MOMENT, SIR. 320 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,938 YOU'VE JUST GOT TO HOLD UP THE BUS. 321 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:10,310 Ronnie: COME ON! LET'S GO! 322 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,485 ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED, PAL? 323 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,586 SORRY. 324 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,954 [GIRL GIGGLES] 325 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,705 [SHEEP BLEATING] 326 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,407 IT'S NOT ON. 327 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,509 REALLY! IT'S JUST NOT ON. 328 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,813 COME ON, LET'S JUST GET THESE CHANGED AND GO. 329 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:55,688 HAVE YOU GONE SOFT IN THE HEAD? 330 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,357 NO! 331 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,566 [CHATTERING] 332 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:45,905 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 333 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,740 CAN YOU SPEAK IT IN ENGLISH? 334 00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:52,912 NO. I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE THE LON CHANEY ONE. 335 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,350 MR. BENDER'S HERE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 336 00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,687 [TYPEWRITER CLACKING] 337 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,597 THAT'LL BE ALL. 338 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,999 [LAUGHING] 339 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:13,866 OHH! 340 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,102 ALL RIGHT, CUT THE CACKLE. QUIET, PLEASE. 341 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,905 NOW, COME ON. CUT THE RACKET. 342 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,612 I'VE GOT A TELEX FROM THE SECRETARY OF STATE. 343 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,614 THE SCOTTISH SECRETARY. 344 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,983 HE SAYS THAT QUESTION ABOUT ARMED GUARDS 345 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,019 IS OUT OF THE QUESTION. 346 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,922 QUIET, PLEASE! 347 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,762 FROM DETECTIVE SHAFER, SCOTLAND: 348 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,896 "ADVISE UTMOST EXPEDIENCY 349 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,065 "IN APPREHENDING HIGHWAYMEN. 350 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,468 POTENTIAL POLITICAL HOT POTATO." 351 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:49,368 HOW ABOUT THAT, EH? 352 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,738 "SWIFT ACTION AND LOW PROFILE IMPERATIVE." 353 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:56,676 LOW PROFILE. LOW PROFILE. 354 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,546 [SIGHS] WELL... 355 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,881 WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS THAT THESE TWO LADS 356 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,816 HAVE SHANGHAIED TWO COACH LOADS 357 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,818 OF WHAT IS NOW REGARDED AS SCOTLAND'S 358 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:06,686 PRIZE IMPORT. 359 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,788 AND WE ARE INSTRUCTED TO USE THE UTMOST 360 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:13,560 EXPEDIENCY IN NIPPING IT IN THE BUD... 361 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,094 [SNAPPING] 362 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,464 BEFORE THEY DO ANY FURTHER DAMAGE 363 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:22,835 TO OUR RELATIONS WITH OUR FRIENDS FROM ABROAD. 364 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,204 LIAISON WITH THE BUS COMPANIES 365 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,806 WILL BE TWO OF THE NUMBERS 366 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:27,807 THAT YOU HAVE GOT, RIGHT? 367 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,576 THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY LANGUAGE BARRIER THERE. 368 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:32,044 NOW THIS INVESTIGATION IS TO BE CONDUCTED 369 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,046 ON AN INTERNATIONAL FRAMEWORK. 370 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,883 AND WE ARE TO HAVE THE ASSISTANCE OF 371 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,951 A GENTLEMAN FROM CENTRAL AMERICA-- 372 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:43,490 FROM THE AMERICAN CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE BUREAU. 373 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,157 MR. FRITZ BENDER. 374 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,995 [TELEPHONE RINGS] HI. 375 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,163 EXCUSE ME. 376 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,468 CHRIST, IT'S THE MAN FROM UNCLE. 377 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,037 [CHUCKLES] AHEM. 378 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,109 THERE'S NOT REALLY MUCH TO TELL THIS WEEK. 379 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,612 MR. HARDWICK SAYS I CAN STAY ON TILL 380 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:09,516 THE END OF THE MONTH, BUT AFTER THAT I DON'T KNOW. 381 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,250 BRUCE HAS BEEN GETTING REALLY FAT. 382 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,919 GOD, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM. 383 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,855 HE JUST WOBBLES AROUND EATING AND SHITTING THE WHOLE TIME. 384 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,089 HARDLY EVER GOES IN HIS GRILL. 385 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:21,193 HEY, MAYBE I'M GIVING HIM TOO MUCH NUTS. 386 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,034 THE WEATHER'S BEEN GOOD APART FROM TODAY. 387 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,203 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 388 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,844 AHEM. 389 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,513 I'VE BEEN HOLDING UP BUSES. 390 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:43,015 YOU KNOW, LIKE, LIKE ROBBING THEM, 391 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:45,852 TAKING ALL THE TOURISTS' MONEY. 392 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,087 BEEN IN THE PAPERS AND EVERYTHING. 393 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,757 I'M REALLY QUITE ENJOYING IT. 394 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:56,062 ANYWAY, I'LL TRY NOT TO GET IN ANY TROUBLE. 395 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,072 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK NOW. 396 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:18,217 Will: SHE HAD A BONNIE NOSE. 397 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,686 £80. 398 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:22,054 NOT TOO LONG. 399 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,923 AND NOT TOO WIDE. 400 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,058 AND NOT TAMPED DOWN AT THE BOTTOM. 401 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,026 £80... 402 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,127 HE HAD IN HIS WALLET. 403 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,128 A PERFECT NOSE. 404 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,864 HE JUST PULLED IT OUT AND DROPPED IT IN THE BAG. 405 00:25:31,898 --> 00:25:33,666 £80, YOU KNOW? 406 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,702 I KNOW. IT WAS ME HE GAVE IT TO. 407 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:38,270 HOW MUCH WAS IT? £80. 408 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,740 £80. 409 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,142 [BELL RINGS] 410 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,610 [CLEARS THROAT] 411 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:21,580 UH, DO YOU HAVE ANY FALSE TITS? 412 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,753 OH. AYE. 413 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,354 HOW MUCH ARE THEY? 414 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:33,192 MEDIUM 4.75. LARGE 6.50. 415 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,194 MEDIUM. 416 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,036 COULD YOU, UH, WRAP THEM UP? 417 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:54,346 THAT'S 4.75, PLEASE. 418 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,651 HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. THERE'S YOUR RECEIPT. 419 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:01,053 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 420 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,790 THANK YOU. 421 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:06,192 [BELL RINGS] 422 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:08,661 OHH... 423 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,963 I'VE GOT TO FIND HER AGAIN. 424 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,265 WHO? YOU KNOW. HER! 425 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:13,966 NO! [BELL RINGS] 426 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,135 Angus: LISTEN, I'M IN A HURRY. 427 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,104 NO! NO! GET OUT! 428 00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:22,909 GET! AND DON'T COME BACK! 429 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,017 LOOK, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FIND HER? 430 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,185 THERE MUST BE MILLIONS OF GIRLS OUT THERE 431 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,321 IN BUSES JUST LIKE THAT-- MILLIONS! 432 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,356 ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T. 433 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,291 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T. 434 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,460 THE WHOLE OPERATION IS COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL. 435 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,362 IT'S GOT TO BE, OR WE'RE BUGGERED. 436 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,832 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL HER ABOUT IT. 437 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,934 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY 438 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,301 TO HER, THEN? 439 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:50,102 COME ON, BRUCE, 440 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:53,773 CAN YOU STRETCH YOUR LEGS? COME ON. 441 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,909 I'M GONNA GET A PHONE IN HERE. 442 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:57,643 A TELEPHONE? 443 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,411 AYE, FOR PHONE CALLS AND THINGS. 444 00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:02,782 COME HERE AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. 445 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:09,055 I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH THIS LOT, THOUGH. 446 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:12,792 I'M NOT GOING TO BREAK THE RULES. 447 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:24,136 LOOK AT ME, BRUCE. LOOK AT ME. 448 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,506 I'M GOING UP TO THE BUS STATION. 449 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,109 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT THE PENALTY 450 00:28:30,142 --> 00:28:32,244 FOR ARMED ROBBERY IS? 451 00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,280 IT'S 12 YEARS! 452 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,015 12 YEARS! 453 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,084 AND, AND ASSAULT... 454 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,852 THREATENING BEHAVIOR. 455 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,821 I'M NOT WEARING A COSTUME. 456 00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:43,255 WILL, PLEASE... 457 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,992 [SIGHS] 458 00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,833 OK. 459 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,203 BUT LOOK, NO GOING INTO THE BUS STATION, 460 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,371 NO TALKING TO ANYBODY EXCEPT HER, 461 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,373 NO TELLING HER WHO YOU ARE, 462 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:05,011 AND NO MENTION I EVEN EXIST, RIGHT? 463 00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,315 WAIT. HERE. 464 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,819 HERE. 465 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,388 POTIFER'S OINTMENT. 466 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:19,325 GUARANTEED RELIEF FROM SHINGLES, 467 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:23,362 SCABIES, ECSEMA, PSORIASIS, 468 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:28,901 WARTS...AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF THE SKIN. 469 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:35,301 [BEEP, BEEP] 470 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:37,870 THEY HAD A GUN! 471 00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,206 YOU COULD HARDLY ASK ME TO TACKLE 472 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:41,640 TWO MASKED GUNMEN. 473 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,376 BUT YOU'VE BEEN WITH THE COMPANY NEARLY TWO YEARS NOW. 474 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,946 THE FACT IS WHATEVER SUPERINTENDENT BAIRD 475 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:50,016 MAY SAY, WE ARE LEFT WITH A BUSLOAD OF 476 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,484 IRATE CLIENTS, AND YOU'RE HALF THE CAUSE 477 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:53,619 OF THE WORRY. 478 00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:54,320 MR. ILLINGWORTH-- 479 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,287 I'M NOT GOING TO THREATEN YOU, 480 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:58,257 BUT I'M SURE YOU'RE AWARE OF THE POSSIBILITIES 481 00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,491 OPEN TO THE COMPANY. 482 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:02,461 LOOK, WE'RE NOT AN UNFEELING COMPANY. 483 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,531 I CAN UNDERSTAND A YOUNG GIRL IN HIGH SPIRITS 484 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,399 GETTING CARRIED AWAY. 485 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,502 YES, WELL, WE ALL GET CARRIED AWAY SOMETIMES. 486 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:14,273 I EXPECT FLAWLESS REPORTS ABOUT YOUR COURIER-- 487 00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:15,441 FLAWLESS! 488 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:21,880 [WOMAN ON P.A., INDISTINCT] 489 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,211 EXCUSE ME. 490 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,712 SORRY? 491 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,546 EXCUSE ME. 492 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,682 I'M SORRY BUT I'M IN A BIT OF A HURRY. 493 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:57,583 PLEASE! 494 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:00,319 DO I KNOW YOU? 495 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:04,390 NO. YOU DON'T. IMPOSSIBLE. 496 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,391 YOU CAN'T. 497 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,725 I DO KNOW YOU. 498 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,627 WOULD YOU LIKE A MINT? 499 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,196 THE REST ARE STRONG. 500 00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:12,965 WHAT DID THEY CALL YOU? 501 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:18,604 MY NAME IS WILL. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 502 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,672 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE. 503 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,276 ANYWAY, I'VE GOT A VERY BAD HAND. 504 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,513 MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN, THEN, WILL. 505 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,217 I HOLD UP BUSES! 506 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,525 Girl: I'M BURSTING. 507 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,328 I'VE STILL GOT YOUR FLOWERS. 508 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:47,099 IT'S THE BEST PRESENT I'VE EVER HAD. 509 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:52,171 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME 510 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,106 TO WORK FOR YOU ON THE BUSES? 511 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,775 NO. YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE, WILL YOU? 512 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,246 I'M BURSTING. 513 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:04,216 I COULD GO FOR A PEE MYSELF. 514 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:13,659 I REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA MAKE IT. 515 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,127 I REALLY DID. 516 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:18,264 [CHUCKLES] SO CLOSE. 517 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,801 SAY SOME MORE. 518 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,438 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR FLATTERY? 519 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:30,342 I'VE NEVER MET A ROBBER BEFORE. 520 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,312 I SOMETIMES WONDER IF I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 521 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,048 IT'S LIKE ROB ROY, ISN'T IT? 522 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:40,786 ROB ROY. THE HIGHLAND ROBIN HOOD. 523 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,622 WE USED TO READ THE STORIES--WHOA! 524 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:44,756 ME AND MY DAD. 525 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,658 AND I THOUGHT ROB ROY MacGREGOR WAS BETTER 526 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,761 THAN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN OR ANY OF THEM. 527 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,597 OH, BATMAN'S GOOD. 528 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:53,565 AH, BUT REAL PEOPLE ARE BEST. 529 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,534 GOING TO HAVE TO UPDATE MY COMMENTS, 530 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,569 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF YOU. 531 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,671 BUT I DON'T MIND. 532 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,073 IT'S BETTER, 533 00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:04,076 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE. 534 00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:07,979 WELL, YOU WERE A MINUTE AGO. 535 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:15,087 [GIGGLING] 536 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,664 YOU KNOW, WE REALLY SHOULD TRY TO GET 537 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,667 BETTER PICTURES OF OURSELVES... 538 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,669 TO SEND TO THE NEWSPAPERS. 539 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,538 RONNIE, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 540 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,439 I MEAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE 541 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:34,540 AN ILL PERSON'S FACE, THAT. 542 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,607 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO THINK 543 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,643 I LOOK LIKE W.C. FIELDS OR SOMETHING. 544 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,711 HEY, I KNOW WHO TOOK THAT. 545 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,847 REMEMBER THE WEE WAIF IN THE SHADES? 546 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,649 SHE KEPT SHOUTING CHEESE. 547 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,517 I'VE ALWAYS GOT MY EYES SHUT IN PHOTOS. 548 00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,219 WE CAN GO UP TO THE MACHINE AT THE STATION, 549 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,554 GET IT DONE PROPERLY. 550 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,421 RONNIE-- 551 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,657 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU. 552 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:52,524 AYE, ME, TOO. 553 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:53,525 I FORGOT THAT BRUCE IS LINING HIS NEST. 554 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:56,328 HE WAS OUT OF HIS CAGE WHILE I WAS AT THE SHOPS. 555 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:58,330 IT WAS ALL IN £20 NOTES. 556 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,431 HOW MUCH? 557 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:00,098 I BET 200 QUID WORTH. 558 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:02,268 OH, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 559 00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:05,671 RONNIE, I'VE REALLY GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 560 00:35:06,338 --> 00:35:07,373 Ronnie: RIGHT. LOOK TOUGH. 561 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:11,310 Will: YOU KNOW THE GIRL, MARGOT, THE GIRL ON THE BUS? 562 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:14,913 YOU KNOW HOW I PROMISED NOT TO TELL HER, 563 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,483 YOU KNOW, WHO I WAS AND THAT? 564 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,185 WELL, I DID. 565 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,830 [MOOING] 566 00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:23,815 [POLICE SIREN] 567 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:35,427 Margot: MY DAD USED TO TAKE ME UP THERE 568 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:36,428 WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 569 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:38,530 WHEN I STARTED AS A GUIDE, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS 570 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:40,766 GO BACK AND LEARN EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HEROES. 571 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:44,470 LIKE ROB ROY? YEAH. LIKE THAT. 572 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,937 THERE'S ONE LEGEND THAT SAYS THE HEROES 573 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,807 AREN'T DEAD AT ALL-- JUST SLEEPING UNDERNEATH 574 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,345 THE HILLS, AND ONE DAY THEY'LL COME BACK. 575 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,314 LIKE GHOSTS? 576 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:56,782 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 577 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,951 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? 578 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,994 [MOTORCYCLE ROARS PAST] 579 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:52,030 [CHILDREN SCREAMING] 580 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,594 HA HA! 581 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,106 WHOO! 582 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:38,777 Will: LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING, IT'S NOT FAIR. 583 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,579 IF YOU WENT A BIT SLOWER MAYBE, 584 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,414 THEN I COULD HAND OUT THE MONEY PROPERLY 585 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,983 AND EVERYBODY WOULD GET THE SAME AMOUNT. 586 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,985 LOOK, WILL, WE'RE NOT SANTA CLAUS. 587 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:51,022 LOOK, IT WAS A NICE GESTURE. GOOD FOR THE IMAGE. FINE. 588 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,959 BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU FRITTERING AWAY 589 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:54,826 OUR MONEY LIKE THAT. 590 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:57,062 HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU MUST HAVE 591 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,964 THROWN OUT? 592 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:05,036 YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 593 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,440 BRUCE ATE £200. 594 00:40:08,474 --> 00:40:10,742 LOOK, DON'T YOU START MAKING INSINUATIONS 595 00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:12,043 ABOUT HIM, OK? 596 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,513 YOU'VE GOT YOUR FRIENDS, AND I'VE GOT MINE. 597 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:16,448 ANYWAY, HOW'D YOU GET THE MONEY TO BUY 598 00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:19,017 10 BILLION CUPS OF TEA FOR YOUR FRIEND, EH? 599 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,151 IT'S NOT THAT MANY. 600 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:22,521 LOOK, YOU'RE BREAKING THE RULES. 601 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,055 YOU'RE USING OUR MONEY TO FRATERNIZE. 602 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,957 AND NOW YOU WANT TO GIVE THE REST AWAY? 603 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,026 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU. 604 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,995 AND WHERE ARE YOU ALL THE TIME? 605 00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,864 I'M NOT FRATERNIZING. 606 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:51,683 ARE WE GOING UP NORTH AGAIN SOON? 607 00:40:51,717 --> 00:40:54,152 OH, SO YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SOME MORE CONSTRUCTIVE 608 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,788 IDEAS ABOUT THE BUSINESS, THEN, HAVE YOU? 609 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:59,224 NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 610 00:40:59,257 --> 00:41:02,628 OH, YES, I HAVE! I'VE BEEN THINKING. 611 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:06,097 WE COULD WEAR DIFFERENT MASKS TO THROW THEM OFF OUR TRAIL. 612 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,967 AND MAYBE WE COULD PUT SOME DIFFERENT STUFF 613 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,737 IN THE PUFFER, JUST FOR A CHANGE. 614 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,872 PERFUME OR SOMETHING. 615 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:19,210 AYE, WE COULD HAVE A NICE PUFFER FOR PEOPLE WE LIKED. 616 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,483 ONLY JOKING. 617 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,661 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU YOUR SON 618 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:36,427 WAS FAMOUS? 619 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:39,064 I MEAN, REALLY FAMOUS, LIKE A HERO. 620 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,167 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU? 621 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,203 YOU SEE, I GET THINGS DONE. 622 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,972 I DON'T JUST LIE AROUND ALL DAY. 623 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,909 I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS PLACE, A PLACE WHERE I CAN MEET PEOPLE 624 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,579 WHO REALLY KNOW HOW TO GET THINGS DONE-- 625 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:55,781 PEOPLE LIKE ME. 626 00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:00,652 I'M A DISADVANTAGED CHILD. 627 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,321 I DON'T HAVE THE SECURITY OF THE FAMILY UNIT 628 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,090 TO BACK ME UP. 629 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,091 [CHATTERING] 630 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:09,595 I'VE GOT TO DO THINGS ON MY OWN. 631 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:13,832 JUDGES ARE LENIENT ON PEOPLE LIKE ME. 632 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,110 WHAT'S YOUR GAME? 633 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:28,013 RONNIE WEATHERSPOON, SIR. 634 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,081 YEAH. YEAH. IT'S ALL RIGHT, TAP. 635 00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:31,683 THE BOY'S WITH ME. 636 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:34,252 THE MAN HIMSELF? HOW ARE YOU? 637 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,822 NICE TO SEE YOU, SON. THANKS FOR COMING DOWN. 638 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:38,156 HOW'S BUSINESS? 639 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:39,625 IT'S NOT BAD. GOOD. 640 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:40,992 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, STAND BACK, YOU LOT. 641 00:42:41,026 --> 00:42:43,895 COME ON, STAND BACK, GIVE THE BOY SOME SPACE. 642 00:42:43,929 --> 00:42:47,265 LADS, I HAVE HERE THE 17th MOST WANTED MAN 643 00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,900 IN SCOTLAND. 644 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,837 [CHEERING] 645 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:53,371 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 646 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,874 I'LL HAVE A GINGER BEER, THANKS. 647 00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:59,611 UH, A GINGER BEER. STICK ONE IN THERE. 648 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:03,114 AND THEY TELL YOU CRIME DOESN'T PAY, RIGHT? 649 00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:05,216 RIGHT, YEAH. 650 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,185 TRANSPORTATION, RIGHT? 651 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:11,657 OK. THINK-- THINK CARGO. 652 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:13,224 PASSENGERS. 653 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,226 PEOPLE. SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 654 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,195 YEAH. BUT THINK CLASS. 655 00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,998 RIGHT? THE RIGHT CLASS OF PEOPLE. 656 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:23,134 NOW, RIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY GONNA BE? 657 00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:26,071 ON BUSES? NAH, NOT REALLY. 658 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,707 PLANES? TOO MUCH COMPETITION. 659 00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:31,977 THINK CARS. CARS. 660 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,244 LIMOUSINES. 661 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,846 SHAKE, PAL. 662 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,316 OOH, I JUST LOVED WHAT YOU DID TO 663 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,318 THAT YANKEE BASTARD. 664 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:41,853 HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED 665 00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:43,254 GOING FOR PRIVATE CARS? 666 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:44,222 WELL, ACTUALLY, THERE WAS-- 667 00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:47,693 YOU JUST ABOLISHED HIM. THAT WAS BLOODY GREAT. 668 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:49,160 HELLO, NIGEL. 669 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,261 MR. PYLES... 670 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,230 LOOK, THINK POTENTIAL. 671 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,832 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 672 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,400 THE POTENTIAL IS DEFINITELY THERE 673 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:57,936 IF YOU'RE WORKING INSIDE WHAT WE HAVE HERE, 674 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,070 WHICH IS A COOPERATIVE. 675 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:00,839 SO THIS IS-- WE ARE COOPERATIVE 676 00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:02,774 WITH EACH OTHER; WE HELP EACH OTHER. 677 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,275 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 678 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:07,112 SO, LIKE, CARS, PEOPLE IN CARS. 679 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:09,915 BLACKMAIL, KIDNAPPING, EXTORTION-- 680 00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:12,183 WE HAVE GOT THE CONTACTS, SEE? 681 00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:13,752 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 682 00:44:13,785 --> 00:44:16,321 GET YOURSELF A SUNTAN. SEE THE WORLD. 683 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:19,124 SEEN IT. 684 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:22,093 AYE. 685 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:29,300 AW, HE'S A NAMBY- PAMBY OLD BASTARD, 686 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,101 THAT PYLE. 687 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:32,771 AYE. YOU'RE RIGHT. NAMBY-PAMBY, AYE. 688 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,707 IT WAS DIFFERENT IN THE OLD DAYS. 689 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:36,374 I MEAN, SEE ME. 690 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,810 EVEN I HAVEN'T GOT A GUN NOW. 691 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:41,279 GUNS ARE FOR LASSIES. 692 00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,982 I MEAN, NOBODY SEEMS TO PUT THE BOOT IN ANYMORE. 693 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,751 NO. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THEY JUST DON'T. 694 00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:47,819 I MEAN, ALL THAT ENTERPRISE AND PROFIT 695 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,221 AND PISH LIKE THAT GETS IN MY HEAD! 696 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,891 AAH! 697 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:55,126 [DOG BARKING] 698 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,862 [CHUCKLES] 699 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:04,770 YOU DON'T WANT TO BOTHER WITH THAT SHITE. 700 00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,204 NO. NO. 701 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,473 DO YOU NEED YOUR GLASSES? 702 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:09,440 NO. 703 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:12,143 I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT GLASS GOING IN YOUR EYE 704 00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,980 WHEN SOME BASTARD STANDS ON YOUR FACE. 705 00:45:15,013 --> 00:45:16,481 RIGHT. 706 00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:18,416 SEE THESE? 707 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,318 CONTACT LENSES. 708 00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:23,288 OHHH. CHANGED MY LIFE. 709 00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:24,355 SOFT LENSES. 710 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,757 EXPENSIVE ONES. 711 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:29,160 SEE, MY OPTICIAN KNOWS HIS ASS FROM HIS ELBOW. 712 00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:31,329 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU. 713 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,363 NO NAMBY-PAMBY SHITE. 714 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,432 YOU JUST GO OUT THERE-- YOU GET ON YOUR MOTORBIKE 715 00:45:34,465 --> 00:45:38,369 AND YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT, AND IF YOU DON'T GET IT, 716 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:41,006 MUTILATION! 717 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:43,842 AYE. MUTILATION. 718 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:46,011 AYE. AYE. 719 00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:49,414 [LAUGHING] 720 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:55,353 MUTILATION. 721 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,955 MUTILATION. 722 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:59,357 [LAUGHING] 723 00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:00,892 [SIREN IN DISTANCE] 724 00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,428 Man: WELL, THE PUFFER SEEMS TO EMIT A MIXTURE 725 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,864 OF POWDERS AND STUFF. 726 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:07,332 AYE, I KNOW. 727 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:10,335 SOMEBODY SAID A HOT BATH MIGHT HELP. 728 00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:11,402 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 729 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,204 THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 730 00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:15,473 OH, THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE COULD OFFER 731 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,208 GUARANTEES LIKE THAT. 732 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:20,511 OH, WELL, I MEAN, IF THEY WERE PERSISTENT. 733 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:24,282 TAKING THEIR CASH AND VALUABLES ON A BUS TRIP. 734 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:25,150 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 735 00:46:25,183 --> 00:46:27,085 AYE, WELL, MAYBE THEY ARE JUST AS STUPID 736 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,519 AS THEY LOOK. 737 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,455 OH, I CAN TELL THAT TO THE SECRETARY. 738 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:33,391 NO. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MAKE THE COURT DATE. 739 00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:35,093 [CLEARS THROAT] 740 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:38,496 LOOK, UM, WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE HER 741 00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:41,332 WHATEVER SHE WANTS? 742 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:43,201 WHAT?! 743 00:46:43,234 --> 00:46:45,536 BUT THAT'S TWICE MY ANNUAL SALARY. 744 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:48,473 IT'S HER DIVORCE, ISN'T IT? 745 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:51,109 GOOD-BYE. 746 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:55,513 OH, I'M PAYING YOU FOR THIS CALL, RIGHT? 747 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,949 THAT'S RIGHT. 748 00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:00,451 I'M ON GOVERNMENT BUSINESS. 749 00:47:00,485 --> 00:47:03,021 CLASSIFIED. MM-HMM. 750 00:47:03,054 --> 00:47:05,323 NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT A VACATION ANYMORE, 751 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:08,259 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE. 752 00:47:08,293 --> 00:47:09,194 SO... 753 00:47:09,227 --> 00:47:13,498 VISITING RIGHTS? WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. 754 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,368 BEN, I LOVE THAT DOG. 755 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,404 [LAUGHING] 756 00:47:20,505 --> 00:47:22,240 [SIGHS] 757 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,475 SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HER! 758 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:25,944 THE DOG! 759 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:28,413 YEAH, WELL, I'M-- LOOK, I'M GONNA BE BACK 760 00:47:28,446 --> 00:47:29,347 AS QUICKLY AS I CAN. 761 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,417 JUST DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN. TAKE CARE OF ME. 762 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,453 MM-HMM. YEAH. YOU CALL ME. 763 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:40,158 I GUESS YOU FEEL PRETTY PLEASED ABOUT THE WAY 764 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:41,492 THIS OPERATION'S GOING, HUH? 765 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,594 YOU MAKING SOME KIND OF A COMPLAINT, 766 00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:44,562 MR. BENDER? 767 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:46,531 WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT, IF AN OUTFIT LIKE MINE 768 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:48,333 WAS TO TRY TO HANDLE TROUBLE LIKE THIS, 769 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,901 WE COULD WRAP IT UP IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 770 00:47:49,935 --> 00:47:52,103 AND I THINK MAYBE THE ENGLISH GOVERNMENT 771 00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:53,471 MIGHT SEE IT THE SAME WAY. 772 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:56,074 ARE YOU THREATENING ME, MR. BENDER? 773 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,042 NUMBER 7. 774 00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:00,145 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS ONE. 775 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:11,957 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE KID WITH THE BUS COMPANY? 776 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:16,027 CUTE LITTLE THING WITH THE FLOWERS. 777 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:25,036 Isla: THAT'S TAKING MY OXYGEN. 778 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,571 HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 779 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:29,474 IT TOOK ME DAYS TO FIND THAT CANDLE. 780 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,309 SO? OH, ISLA! 781 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,111 IT WAS TAKING MY OXYGEN. 782 00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:36,714 YOU'VE GOT STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE ALL OVER THE END. 783 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,716 HA! OW! 784 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,219 DO YOU WEAR SUSPENDERS? 785 00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:43,521 IT MUST BE VERY INTERESTING--COURIERING. 786 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:46,557 OH, YES. WELL, THE COUNTRY IS LOVELY. 787 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:49,394 THE TOURISTS CAN GET A BIT TIRESOME SOMETIMES, 788 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,062 BUT IT HAS ITS MOMENTS. 789 00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:53,064 AYE. IT'S A GOOD STEADY JOB, 790 00:48:53,098 --> 00:48:57,368 WHICH IS MORE THAN COULD BE SAID FOR SOME. 791 00:48:57,602 --> 00:49:00,071 I BET IT HAS ITS MOMENTS JUST NOW, THOUGH, EH? 792 00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:02,540 WITH THESE YOUNG WEE BANDITS IN THE HILLS. 793 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:05,643 DO YOU EVER COME ACROSS ANY OF 'EM? 794 00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:06,377 WELL... 795 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:07,278 THEY'RE GREAT, AREN'T THEY, DAD? 796 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:09,514 THEY'RE REALLY CLEVER AND THEY'RE BRAVE-- 797 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:10,648 AYE. THEY'VE GOT INITIATIVE. 798 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,750 AND THEY'VE GOT INITIATIVE WHEN IT COUNTS, HAVEN'T THEY? 799 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:15,486 AYE. I'D GIVE A WEEK'S WAGES TO MEET 800 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,521 ONE OF THOSE LADS. 801 00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:19,324 WHAT WORRIES ME IS WHAT'S GOING 802 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:20,158 TO HAPPEN TO THEM. 803 00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:22,227 I MEAN, IT CAN'T GO ON FOREVER, CAN IT? 804 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,462 ONE WOULD HOPE NOT. 805 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:26,631 THEY'LL NEVER CATCH THOSE BOYS. 806 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,199 THEY'RE FAR TOO CLEVER. 807 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,502 THEY'VE GOT INITIATIVE WHERE IT COUNTS. 808 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:34,305 DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY DID TO A BUSLOAD OF GERMANS 809 00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:36,107 UP IN...? MR. BRYCE! 810 00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:38,576 THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR BIGGEST INDUSTRY-- 811 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:39,510 TOURISM. 812 00:49:39,544 --> 00:49:40,411 Mother: EXACTLY. 813 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:42,213 THERE'S FOREIGNERS WITH MONEY AND INFLUENCE 814 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:43,248 ON THOSE TOURS. 815 00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,349 AND THEY'RE MAKING A JOKE OF 816 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:47,185 THE POLICE FORCE. THEY'LL GET THE CHOP. 817 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,653 THE ELECTRIC CHAIR? 818 00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:51,622 WHO'S FOR MORE PIE? 819 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,258 OCH! 820 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:56,661 I CANNAE GET IT LIT. 821 00:50:01,732 --> 00:50:03,768 Will: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 822 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:06,804 Margot: NOTHING. NOTHING! 823 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,740 [CLEARS THROAT] ROB ROY. 824 00:50:10,641 --> 00:50:13,578 "AND SO, AMONGST THESE ROCKS LIVED 825 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:17,315 "THROUGH SUMMER HEAT AND WINTER SNOW. 826 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:20,551 "THE EAGLE-- HE WAS LORD ABOVE, 827 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:23,588 AND ROB WAS LORD BELOW." 828 00:50:23,621 --> 00:50:24,755 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 829 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:28,493 IT'S A POEM ABOUT ROB ROY. 830 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:29,694 REMEMBER? 831 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:32,463 ROB ROY? 832 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,430 YOU'RE SMUDGING THE GLASS. 833 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,632 IS WILL THERE? 834 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:09,600 IS WILL THERE? WILL WHO? 835 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:13,171 WILL BRYCE. I'M HIS FRIEND. 836 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:15,306 CAN I COME IN? 837 00:51:15,340 --> 00:51:16,674 WILL BRICE? 838 00:51:16,707 --> 00:51:19,277 IS HE THE LEGENDARY TOMMY BRYCE THAT USED TO 839 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,712 WORK DOWN THE BOTTLE FACTORY? 840 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:24,249 ARE YOU RONNIE? 841 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:26,784 YOU'RE HIS FRIEND, RONNIE. LET ME IN. 842 00:51:26,817 --> 00:51:28,686 I CAN'T. IT'S LOCKED. 843 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:29,720 WE'RE CLOSED. 844 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:32,757 THERE'S NO RONNIE HERE. 845 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,492 I KNOW ABOUT IT. 846 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:39,164 I KNOW. I'M A FRIEND. 847 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:41,699 [KEYS JINGLE] 848 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:43,168 [SIGHS] 849 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:45,536 [BELL RINGS] 850 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,674 I CAN'T. 851 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:53,644 RONNIE'S DEAD. PASSED AWAY. 852 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:54,779 VERY SAD. 853 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:58,716 I'VE GOT TO GO NOW FINISH THE ACCOUNTS. 854 00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:01,452 [BELL RINGS] 855 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:04,855 Ronnie: WOMEN ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE. 856 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,225 YOU SHOULD START TO THINK ABOUT THAT. 857 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:08,759 I MEAN, SHE'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. 858 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,728 HALF THE BUS STATION PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT US 859 00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:12,563 BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR WOMAN. 860 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:13,864 ALL I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW-- 861 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:15,533 I'M LEAVING HERE SOON! 862 00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,834 I'VE GOT PROPER FRIENDS NOW-- 863 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:18,469 FRIENDS THAT CAN GET THE PENSION FUND 864 00:52:18,503 --> 00:52:20,371 INVESTED PROPERLY. 865 00:52:20,405 --> 00:52:21,672 TIMES-- 866 00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:24,842 TIMES ARE CHANGING, PAL, AND YOU'VE GOT TO 867 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,476 CHANGE WITH THEM. 868 00:52:25,510 --> 00:52:30,581 I WAS ONLY-- WE'RE CLOSED! 869 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:44,862 [CLICK] 870 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,939 [DOG BARKS] 871 00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:03,914 [DOG BARKING] 872 00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:08,786 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 873 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:11,789 THAT'S MY OWN PERSONAL, PRIVATE TELEPHONE. 874 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:14,292 IT JUST KEPT ON RINGING. I COULDN'T TURN IT OFF. 875 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:17,395 IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO PUT IT IN A DRAWER. 876 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:18,329 [RINGING] 877 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:21,832 THAT'S MY LAWYER. I'VE GOT TO TAKE THE CALL. 878 00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:23,801 GET A HAMMER. 879 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:26,871 Man on TV: THE POLICE ARE CONCENTRATING THEIR EFFORTS 880 00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:28,673 ON TRYING TO ESTABLISH A PATTERN IN THE HOLD-UPS 881 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:31,942 AND ARE STRESSING THE DIFFICULTY OF PATROLLING THE ROADS 882 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,143 IN THIS REMOTE HIGHLAND REGION. 883 00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:37,348 BUT DETECTIVE INSPECTOR BAIRD, WHO IS HEADING THE INQUIRY IS 884 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:40,685 STILL OPTIMISTIC ABOUT AN EARLY ARREST. 885 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:41,686 AND A NEW LEAD TODAY: 886 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,854 A PHOTOGRAPH OF THE SO-CALLED CLOWN AND WOLFMAN 887 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:47,758 BEARING A HIGHLAND POSTMARK WAS DELIVERED TO TELEVISION CENTER. 888 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,794 FORENSIC SCIENTISTS ARE CURRENTLY STUDYING 889 00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:52,029 THE PICTURE IN THE HOPE IT MAY GIVE THEM THE CLUE 890 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,464 THEY ARE LOOKING FOR. 891 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,600 SO FAR, BOTH THE SCOTTISH LIBERATION FRONT 892 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,835 AND THE CALEDONIAN NATIONAL GROUP 893 00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:58,903 HAVE CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY... 894 00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:01,806 DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 895 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,274 IN PARLIAMENT THIS AFTERNOON, 896 00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:04,775 OPPOSITION BLAMED THE GOVERNMENT'S 897 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:07,878 UNEMPLOYMENT RECORD FOR THE INCREASE IN CRIME. 898 00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,580 TODAY THE SEARCH FOR THE PIRATES WAS JOINED 899 00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:12,983 BY AN UNUSUAL EXPEDITION FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. 900 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:16,321 THE 8-MAN TELEVISION CREW WANTS TO BE THE FIRST 901 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:17,922 TO FILM THE BANDITS IN ACTION. 902 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:20,625 THOUGH THEIR ARRIVAL HAS CAUSED SOME ANGER 903 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:22,460 AMONG THE LOCAL MEDIA AND POLICE. 904 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:24,695 DON'T YOU THINK YOUR PRESENCE MIGHT GET IN THE WAY 905 00:54:24,729 --> 00:54:27,598 OF POLICE ATTEMPTS TO CATCH THE BANDITS? 906 00:54:27,632 --> 00:54:32,870 NO. I...I...WE ARE NOT HERE FOR REVENGE. 907 00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:37,575 WE ONLY WANT TO...TO FILM IT FOR OUR PROGRAM. 908 00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:40,478 YES. YES. YES. 909 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:42,913 Woman on TV: THAT WAS MICHAEL DOUGLAS REPORTING... 910 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:46,317 WHEN'S THE NEXT HOLD-UP? 911 00:54:46,351 --> 00:54:47,284 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 912 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:49,687 I WAS JUST WONDERING WHEN YOU THOUGHT THESE MEN 913 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,956 MIGHT DO THE NEXT BUS HOLD-UP, 914 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:52,990 YOU KNOW, UP NORTH. 915 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:56,927 OH, AYE, HOLD-UP. HOLD-UP. 916 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,696 WHAT HOLD-UPS THAT? 917 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,832 THERE IS A LOT OF FUNNY THINGS GOING ON. 918 00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:02,800 YOU SHOULD READ THE NEWSPAPERS. 919 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:06,471 OF COURSE, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN FOLLOWING IT. 920 00:55:12,477 --> 00:55:13,911 HOLD-UP. 921 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:14,879 I GUESS THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN 922 00:55:14,912 --> 00:55:16,481 OUT OF THE BLUE, DON'T THEY? 923 00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:19,350 ONE MORE YOU'RE SITTING THERE, QUITE THE THING, 924 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:22,787 AND THE NEXT WHO KNOWS? 925 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,655 I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? 926 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:25,923 [REPORTER CONTINUES] 927 00:55:25,956 --> 00:55:26,824 I DO. 928 00:55:26,857 --> 00:55:29,026 STRONG NORTHWESTERLY WINDS WILL BRING RAIN 929 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:30,795 TO MOST... AND YOU DO. 930 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,898 AND RONNIE WEATHERSPOON KNOWS. 931 00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:55,953 WE'VE ALL GOT BIRTHDAYS COMING UP SOON. 932 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,669 [SEAGULL CAWS] 933 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:15,039 I MADE THEM PROMISE AN OATH OF SECRECY. 934 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:18,709 I SAID, I SAID THEY COULD BECOME HONORARY MEMBERS 935 00:56:18,743 --> 00:56:22,079 IF THEY COULD PROVE THEY COULD KEEP A SECRET. 936 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,983 WELL, AND SOME MORE JEWELRY. 937 00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:27,818 THEY WANT IDENTITY CARDS, RONNIE, 938 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:29,987 SAYING THEY'RE MEMBERS. 939 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:32,122 LOOK... 940 00:56:32,156 --> 00:56:35,660 KEEP YOUR HEAD, OK? 941 00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:40,064 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE SCARED OF 942 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,066 A BUNCH OF WEE LASSIES? 943 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:46,737 LOOK, LOOK, YOU'RE IN THE BIG TIME NOW. 944 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:50,741 KIDS CAN GET DAMAGED MESSING WITH PEOPLE LIKE US. 945 00:56:50,775 --> 00:56:53,611 YOU KNOW, LIKE, MUTILATION. 946 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:56,747 I'LL TALK TO THEM AGAIN. 947 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:58,516 MAYBE I COULD-- 948 00:56:58,549 --> 00:56:59,817 [DIAL TONE] 949 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,118 HELLO? 950 00:57:01,151 --> 00:57:03,621 HELLO? 951 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,201 MR. ILLINGWORTH. 952 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:18,135 EXCUSE ME. 953 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:21,071 THERE'S A LADY HERE WITH A BIT OF A PROBLEM. 954 00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:22,807 AH, YES, HELLO. 955 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,609 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 956 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:27,578 COULD YOU TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THESE BUSES WE COULD GO ON 957 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:31,649 WHERE MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE STICK-UPS? 958 00:57:41,859 --> 00:57:43,060 [GONG] 959 00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:46,030 [MAN ON TV SPEAKING JAPANESE] 960 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:17,094 [MAN CONTINUES IN JAPANESE] 961 00:58:19,096 --> 00:58:21,599 [POLICE SIREN] 962 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:39,950 [SHOUTING IN JAPANESE] 963 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:54,131 [MAN ON TV CONTINUES IN JAPANESE] 964 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,154 DOMO ARIGATO... 965 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,897 Will: WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS BIKE? 966 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,832 Ronnie: WHAT? 967 00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:29,734 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D TUNED THE ENGINE UP. 968 00:59:29,767 --> 00:59:32,136 ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT THERE MOPING? 969 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,639 [YELLING IN JAPANESE] 970 00:59:34,672 --> 00:59:36,173 COME ON. WILL YOU GET PAST? 971 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,275 HE'S HARDLY A MOTORWAY. 972 00:59:38,308 --> 00:59:40,678 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL AT DRIVING. 973 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:42,279 COME ON! 974 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:46,817 Will: SLOW DOWN! WILL YOU SLOW DOWN! 975 00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:49,186 RONNIE, SLOW DOWN! 976 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:51,689 AFFIRMATIVE. WE READ YOU. 977 00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:54,859 THEY'VE GOT GLEN ORCHY AND GLEN LEVITT BLOCKED OFF. 978 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:56,360 HOW ABOUT GLENN MILLER? 979 00:59:56,393 --> 00:59:58,028 HOW ABOUT GLENN MILLER? 980 00:59:58,062 --> 00:59:59,229 THERE IS NO GLENN MILLER. 981 00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:01,198 I KNOW THERE'S NOT A GLENN MILLER. 982 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,167 THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE AS GLENN MILLER. 983 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,902 GLENN MILLER WAS THE COMPOSER, 984 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:08,839 YOU KNOW, CONDUCTOR GUY-- "IN THE MOOD." 985 01:00:08,873 --> 01:00:10,975 [HUMMING MELODY] 986 01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:12,977 Will: WILL YOU SLOW DOWN? 987 01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:14,111 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 988 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,013 RONNIE, I JUST... 989 01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:19,283 NOW THROW IT! THROW IT! 990 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:22,687 IT NEARLY HIT A CAR. EH? 991 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,022 IT NEARLY HIT A CAR. 992 01:00:25,055 --> 01:00:26,023 OH, JEEZ! 993 01:00:26,056 --> 01:00:29,059 ME! MY GOODNESS! COME IN, CONTROL. 994 01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:29,927 THEY'RE FIRING ON US. 995 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,262 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE. 996 01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:33,263 AAH! 997 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:36,000 [SIRENS] 998 01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:44,641 [CLUCKING] 999 01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:58,288 [REVS MOTORCYCLE] 1000 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:00,357 GET 'EM! 1001 01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:05,796 THE BEACH! THE BEACH! 1002 01:01:12,136 --> 01:01:14,371 [HORN HONKS] 1003 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:38,462 [SIRENS] 1004 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,036 THAT WAS NEARLY IT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW. 1005 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:49,139 YES. BECAUSE YOU USED THOSE MINI ROCKETS, 1006 01:01:49,173 --> 01:01:50,307 DIDN'T YOU? 1007 01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:55,312 RONNIE, THOSE STAR BLAZER THINGS WOULD HAVE BLOWN THEM UP! 1008 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:05,322 Bender: I THOUGHT THE IDEA OF THE BARRICADE WAS 1009 01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:08,092 TO STOP THE BANDITS, NOT THE POLICE CARS. 1010 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:10,394 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1011 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:13,297 I'M BUSY! 1012 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:16,100 THAT'S A LIE. 1013 01:02:16,133 --> 01:02:17,267 OK, BEN, LISTEN. 1014 01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:20,304 THIS IS MAN TO MAN. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 1015 01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:23,240 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF A PROBLEM. 1016 01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:28,312 I SAID I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM! 1017 01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:30,514 [SIGHS] 1018 01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:33,317 OK, DID YOU SEE THE DOG? 1019 01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:37,421 HER NOSE WAS COLD? 1020 01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:40,324 YEAH, YEAH. CALL ME. 1021 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:44,995 I THINK THE OPERATION NEEDS A KICK IN THE BUTT. 1022 01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:47,798 I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF YOUR COMMENTS, MR. BENDER. 1023 01:02:47,832 --> 01:02:49,299 YOU BETTER DO MORE THAN THAT, MR. BAIRD. 1024 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:55,372 I'VE GOT AN AUTHORIZATION FROM YOUR MR. SECRETARY. 1025 01:02:56,073 --> 01:02:58,909 THE CASE IS MINE. 1026 01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,458 WHY DON'T YOU GO FISHING? 1027 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:18,362 THAT'S A VERY NASTY RASH YOU'VE GOT, MR. BENDER. 1028 01:03:18,395 --> 01:03:22,799 YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 1029 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:05,042 RONNIE? 1030 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:23,860 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1031 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:32,002 [BOTTLES CLINKING] 1032 01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:34,504 [CHATTERING] 1033 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,414 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1034 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:45,916 YOU'RE NOT AT THE SHOP. 1035 01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:51,421 AH, WELL, I'M-- I'M A BIT BUSY JUST NOW. 1036 01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:52,656 WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 1037 01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,324 Nigel: COME ON, RONNIE. 1038 01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:57,127 YOUR TURN TO EAT ONE ON YOUR WOMAN. 1039 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:59,496 HIYA, BIG BOY. 1040 01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:02,166 COME AND JOIN THE PARTY. 1041 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:07,171 [CHANTING] 1042 01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,573 HIS NAME'S NIGEL. 1043 01:05:43,607 --> 01:05:45,509 HE'S JUST COME OUT OF PRISON 1044 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,144 FOR THE FOURTH TIME. 1045 01:05:47,177 --> 01:05:49,613 HE'S GOT A REAL GUN, MARGOT. HE'S DANGEROUS. 1046 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:53,317 HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO BITE BRUCE'S HEAD OFF. 1047 01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:54,118 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1048 01:05:54,151 --> 01:05:56,086 NO. HE'S REALLY LIKE THAT. HE WOULD. 1049 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,554 AND THEN RONNIE SAID HE CAN DO 1050 01:05:57,587 --> 01:06:00,157 THIS HOLD-UP WITH US TOMORROW. 1051 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:01,725 IT'S ALL DIFFERENT. 1052 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:04,161 THE STRATHOUT RUN WITH HIM! 1053 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:06,463 PLUS, THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE OUTING. 1054 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,532 LOOK, IT'S A ROTTEN BUSINESS, WILL, 1055 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,567 AND YOU'RE BETTER OFF OUT OF IT. 1056 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,702 I SAID I'D GO. 1057 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:16,640 WE COULD ALL GO RUN AWAY, MARGOT. 1058 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,508 THINK, WILL. WHAT ABOUT ME? 1059 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:21,411 THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE BIKE. 1060 01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:24,181 MAYBE IF IT HAD A SIDE CAR. 1061 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:30,254 [SIGHS] 1062 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:32,689 YOU USED TO THINK IT WAS GREAT. 1063 01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:34,724 THAT WAS HALF WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT IT. 1064 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,227 YOU'RE SO STUPID. YOU'RE SO STUPID, 1065 01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:40,330 YOU CAN'T SEE THINGS HAVE CHANGED NOW. 1066 01:06:40,364 --> 01:06:44,201 WILL, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT I...? 1067 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:53,743 MARGOT, DON'T GO. YOU'LL GET COLD. 1068 01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:58,582 MARGOT. 1069 01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:53,270 OK. EASY. 1070 01:07:59,643 --> 01:08:05,482 YEAH, WE'VE HAD OUR EYE ON YOU. 1071 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:08,084 WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND? 1072 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,666 Doll: MOMMY! 1073 01:08:31,675 --> 01:08:34,311 [CLEARS THROAT] 1074 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:41,651 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I'D PICK YOU UP TOMORROW. 1075 01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:44,554 I'M NOT GOING. 1076 01:08:45,489 --> 01:08:47,157 OK. 1077 01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:50,727 YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING ME THE MASK AND THE PUFFER. 1078 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,462 DON'T WORRY. 1079 01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,665 I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR SHARE OF THE MONEY. 1080 01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:58,368 IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BALLGAME NOW, ANYWAY. 1081 01:08:58,402 --> 01:09:01,771 YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER OFF OUT OF IT. 1082 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,810 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMORROW? 1083 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,845 WE'RE GONNA PUT THE BOOT IN. 1084 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:11,815 I'M GONNA GET MYSELF SOME STATUS. 1085 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:15,785 IT'S THE WOMEN'S INSTITUTE, RONNIE. 1086 01:09:15,819 --> 01:09:18,688 LOOK, PENNYCOOK. 1087 01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:21,658 WE COULD GO INTO HIDING IN PENNYCOOK. 1088 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,593 NOBODY WOULD FIND US. 1089 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:27,297 WE COULD WEAR DISGUISES TO GO TO THE SHOPS. 1090 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:29,833 MARGOT, SHE SAID TO ME, 1091 01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:33,437 "DON'T YOU KNOW I...?" 1092 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:34,838 LOOK... 1093 01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:39,609 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOUR WOMAN! 1094 01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:45,249 YOU JUST HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE, HAVE YOU? 1095 01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:50,687 WHAT DOES THAT SAY? 1096 01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:53,557 BEATTY. RIGHT. 1097 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:56,960 SO, WHAT'S MY NAME? 1098 01:09:56,993 --> 01:09:57,994 RONNIE! 1099 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,497 RONNIE WEATHERSPOON. 1100 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,467 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO'S DOWN THERE. 1101 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,969 I JUST PICKED THEM. 1102 01:10:06,736 --> 01:10:09,839 SEE, THAT'S WHERE ME AND YOU ARE DIFFERENT, PAL. 1103 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:13,777 I DON'T HAVE PEOPLE TO TIE ME DOWN. 1104 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:15,479 I'M GOIN' PLACES. 1105 01:10:15,512 --> 01:10:18,782 AND I DON'T WANT ANY BAGGAGE WITH ME, RIGHT? 1106 01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:22,786 RIGHT. RIGHT. 1107 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:26,690 JELLY SANDWICHES! 1108 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:30,827 JELLY SANDWICHES! 1109 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:33,530 THOUSANDS OF JELLY SANDWICHES! 1110 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,300 I KEPT YOU ALIVE FOR MORE THAN A YEAR 1111 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:38,034 WHILE YOU WERE SAVING UP FOR THAT BIKE. 1112 01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:41,705 EVERY DAY I PASTED UP A SANDWICH, 1113 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:44,441 AND I SMUGGLED IT OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR YOU. 1114 01:10:44,474 --> 01:10:48,412 AND YOU DON'T HAVE PEOPLE TO TIE YOU DOWN? 1115 01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,615 AND WHAT ABOUT THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN? 1116 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:53,583 SO WHAT ARE YOU NOW? 1117 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:55,952 YOU ARE A CLOWN. 1118 01:10:55,985 --> 01:10:57,521 YOU'RE A CLOWN! 1119 01:10:57,554 --> 01:11:00,324 A CLOWN IN A STUPID LEATHER COAT. 1120 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:02,359 AND WHO'S GONNA CARE FOR YOU 1121 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,361 WHEN YOU AND THAT ANIMAL MEET A COUPLE OF 1122 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:06,029 HARD MEN THAT ARE BIGGER THAN YOU? 1123 01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:10,534 WHO'S GONNA CARE FOR YOU THEN, EH? 1124 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:39,696 90 QUID THAT COAT COST ME! 1125 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,510 LOOK AT THIS. 1126 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,979 SEE, EVERY TRIP THAT'S CIRCLED WAS A HOLD-UP 1127 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,648 EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE; THAT'S SCHEDULED TOMORROW. 1128 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,685 I'M GONNA BE HOME IN 24 HOURS. 1129 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:02,586 CUP OF COFFEE? 1130 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:04,454 STICK YOUR HEAD IN IT, CHANTY. 1131 01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:05,755 YOU WANT ME TO CALL BAIRD? 1132 01:12:05,789 --> 01:12:09,959 NO. LET'S LEAVE THE INSPECTOR OUT OF THIS ONE, EH? 1133 01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:12,929 THIS ONE IS MY BABY. 1134 01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:16,800 OK, ANGELFACE. 1135 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:20,904 TOMORROW YOU AND I ARE GONNA TAKE A BUS RIDE TOGETHER. 1136 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,012 Doll: SING TO THE NEXT SONG. 1137 01:12:29,045 --> 01:12:33,550 * BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL? * 1138 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:35,819 Policeman joins: * YESSIR, YESSIR 1139 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:39,723 * 3 BAGS FULL 1 FOR THE MASTER * 1140 01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:42,058 * AND 1 FOR THE DAME... 1141 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,461 WHERE'S MOM? 1142 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,429 GONE TO AEROBICS. 1143 01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:47,831 RIGHT. YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER I'VE GONE AWAY 1144 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:48,798 TO BECOME A PRIEST, 1145 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:51,701 BUT I'LL SEND HER A POSTCARD. 1146 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:53,102 RIGHT. 1147 01:12:55,639 --> 01:12:57,841 THEY'VE GOT MARY HARRISON. 1148 01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,576 WHO? WHO'S GOT HER? 1149 01:12:59,609 --> 01:13:00,944 THE PIGS. 1150 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:03,713 SHE WON'T CRACK. 1151 01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:05,882 I KNOW SHE WON'T CRACK. 1152 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:06,716 'CAUSE IF SHE CRACKS, 1153 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:10,019 I'LL TELL 'EM ABOUT HUNG BOBBY MARTIN. 1154 01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:14,758 RIGHT. I'VE GOT ONE PHONE CALL TO MAKE. 1155 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,894 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 1156 01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:28,972 EXCUSE ME. 1157 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:32,041 HELLO? NO. SHE'S NOT HERE. 1158 01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:36,045 TOMORROW SHE'S ON THE STRATHOUT RUN. 1159 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,114 OK. 1160 01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,987 MARGOT'S GOING TO BE ON THAT BUS. 1161 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:53,597 RONNIE? 1162 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:57,166 SHALL I COME TOMORROW? 1163 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,703 AYE. 1164 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:05,575 IT'S ALL FINISHED NOW, ISN'T IT? 1165 01:14:05,609 --> 01:14:08,712 WE'RE STILL GOING. 1166 01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:11,848 ONE MORE TIME TO STRATHOUT. 1167 01:14:11,881 --> 01:14:15,685 THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN. 1168 01:14:18,221 --> 01:14:20,023 FUNNY BUSINESS. 1169 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:24,728 AYE. 1170 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:15,845 MR. BAIRD. WHAT? 1171 01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:18,748 TELEX FROM THE SECRETARY OF STATE. 1172 01:15:18,782 --> 01:15:20,850 "OPERATION BANDIT." 1173 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:22,151 GET BENDER. 1174 01:15:22,185 --> 01:15:23,219 HE'S GONE. AYE? 1175 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,187 EVERYTHING'S CHANGED. 1176 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:27,256 THEY'RE HERE. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE IN THE TOWN. 1177 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:34,698 Big Country: * ALONE AMONG THE HILLS AND STONE * 1178 01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:38,201 * THROUGH SUMMER SUN AND WINTER SNOW * 1179 01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:41,571 * THE EAGLE HE WAS LORD ABOVE * 1180 01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:46,309 * AND ROB WAS LORD BELOW 1181 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:58,287 [HORN HONKING] 1182 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:05,929 * 240 YEARS WE LIVED 1183 01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:09,132 * WITHOUT HOPE AND WITHOUT PRIDE * 1184 01:16:09,165 --> 01:16:13,670 * SO, WHO WILL KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM? * 1185 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:18,241 * WHO WILL RAISE THE TORCH FOR THOSE WHO DIED? * 1186 01:16:20,043 --> 01:16:23,112 * I WILL BE WITH THEM 1187 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:27,717 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1188 01:16:27,751 --> 01:16:31,287 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1189 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,124 * SHOW THAT WE ARE PROUD AGAIN 1190 01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:39,863 * THOUGH ALL WE LOST IN AUTUMN DAYS * 1191 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:43,399 * CANNOT BE BORN AGAIN 1192 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:47,303 * STAND HERE BY ME UNTIL THE WAYS * 1193 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:53,076 * OF AGE AND YOUTH ARE ONE AND SAME * 1194 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:57,313 * I WILL BE WITH THEM 1195 01:16:57,346 --> 01:17:01,651 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1196 01:17:01,685 --> 01:17:05,288 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1197 01:17:05,321 --> 01:17:09,693 * AND SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN * 1198 01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:12,929 * AND I WILL BE WITH THEM 1199 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:17,300 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1200 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:21,337 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1201 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,207 * SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN 1202 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:29,746 * ALONE AMONG THE HILLS AND STONE * 1203 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:33,249 * THROUGH SUMMER SUN AND WINTER SNOW * 1204 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:37,253 * THE EAGLE HE WAS LORD ABOVE * 1205 01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:41,090 * ROB WAS LORD BELOW 1206 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:16,225 MARGOT? 1207 01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:18,394 DEAR ME, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 1208 01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:19,295 OK, HOLD IT! 1209 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,364 NO, SUNSHINE. YOU HOLD IT. 1210 01:18:21,397 --> 01:18:24,100 NO, JACK, YOU HOLD IT. 1211 01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:26,169 [SCREAMING] 1212 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:27,170 MARGOT! 1213 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:27,904 WASTE HIM, RONNIE. 1214 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:32,241 LOOK AT ME. I'M BULLETPROOF MAN. 1215 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:33,209 COME ON, YOU! 1216 01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:34,277 PUT THE BOOT IN. 1217 01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,045 Will: RONNIE. DO IT! 1218 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:38,347 SORRY, NIGEL. 1219 01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:40,349 GIVE ME THAT, SUCKERS! 1220 01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:41,050 ACHOO! 1221 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:43,820 EVERYBODY ON THE BUS STAY PUT! 1222 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:46,823 Passengers: AWW! 1223 01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:54,764 [WOMEN CHEERING] 1224 01:18:57,266 --> 01:19:01,905 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1225 01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:22,792 OK, MOVE. LET'S GO! GO! 1226 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,920 AND NOW THAT WE'VE GOT YOU AWAY FROM THE EYES 1227 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:55,424 OF THE ADORING PUBLIC, LET'S GET THE MASKS OFF. 1228 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:01,865 WELL, SCOTTIE, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 1229 01:20:01,898 --> 01:20:03,299 JESUS CHRIST! 1230 01:20:03,332 --> 01:20:04,367 [CHUCKLES] 1231 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,469 THERE'S BEEN A WEE BIT OF A CHANGE. 1232 01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:08,237 YOU BETTER READ THAT. 1233 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:09,272 HUH? 1234 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:11,007 LISTEN, THERE'S A MESSAGE 1235 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,343 FROM YOUR LAWYER: YOU GOT THE DOG! HA HA! 1236 01:20:14,377 --> 01:20:17,947 IF THERE'S ANY PROBLEM, YOUR LAWYER WILL PHONE YOU. 1237 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:50,914 I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS. 1238 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,188 IT'S NOT GOLD. 1239 01:21:00,156 --> 01:21:05,461 IT WAS MEANT TO BE GOLD FOR HIS WARTS. 1240 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:40,596 [WAVES CRASH ON SHORE] 1241 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:42,665 OUT! 1242 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,169 COME ON, OUT! 1243 01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:48,471 [SEAGULLS CAWING] 1244 01:21:59,015 --> 01:22:01,384 I HAD A TELEX FROM THE SECRETARY OF STATE 1245 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,219 FOR SCOTLAND. 1246 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,254 IT'S FROM THE SCOTTISH SECRETARY. 1247 01:22:05,288 --> 01:22:07,957 IT SEEMS TOURIST SPENDING HAS GONE UP 15% 1248 01:22:07,991 --> 01:22:09,592 SINCE THE START OF THESE ACTIVITIES. 1249 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:13,596 YOU'RE BIGGER THAN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. 1250 01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:17,266 GROSSLY IRRESPONSIBLE CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR 1251 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,502 OF THE MOST FLAGRANT KIND! 1252 01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,005 "LOW PROFILE," HE SAYS. 1253 01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:23,739 "HANDLE WITH THE UTMOST DISCRETION. 1254 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:27,376 POLITICAL HOT POTATO." 1255 01:22:32,681 --> 01:22:35,651 I CANNAE LET YOU GO. 1256 01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,492 SO, IT WAS HERE IN A LAST DESPERATE BID 1257 01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,594 TO ESCAPE THE TIGHTENING GRIP OF THE LAW 1258 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:48,531 THAT THE HIGHLAND HEROES PLUNGED TO THEIR DEATHS 1259 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:50,133 IN THESE STORMY SEAS. 1260 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:53,136 AND ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE BROKEN WRECKAGE 1261 01:22:53,169 --> 01:22:54,703 OF THE JAPANESE MOTORCYCLE 1262 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:57,240 THAT CARRIED THEM THROUGH SO MANY DARING RAIDS. 1263 01:22:57,273 --> 01:22:59,242 I THINK THAT'S TERRIBLE. 1264 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:00,643 NOW STREWN ACROSS THESE JAGGED ROCKS... 1265 01:23:00,676 --> 01:23:02,778 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS. 1266 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,147 ...WITHOUT ANY PRETENSE OF CROOKEDNES. 1267 01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,648 THERE WERE SCENES OF WILD EMOTION 1268 01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:08,317 AS THE UNFORGETTABLE FIGURES OF THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN 1269 01:23:08,351 --> 01:23:10,286 SPED DOWN THE MAIN STREET OF THAT CITY. 1270 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,721 THE EXCITED CROWD COULD HARDLY HAVE IMAGINED 1271 01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:16,225 THE DRAMATIC FATE WHICH AWAITED THE OUTLAWS. 1272 01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:19,728 DURING THEIR BRIEF CAREER AS HIGHWAYMEN 1273 01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:21,630 IN SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS, 1274 01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:23,732 THE CLOWN AND THE WOLFMAN CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION 1275 01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,770 OF A WORLDWIDE AUDIENCE... 1276 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:28,637 THANK YOU. 1277 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:30,639 IT'S REALLY GOOD, THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW? 1278 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:34,277 YOU SHOULD TRY SOME. IT TASTES LIKE... 1279 01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:37,680 THERE'S BITS DROPPING OFF OF THIS. 1280 01:23:37,713 --> 01:23:41,250 LOOK, THERE'S BITS FALLING OFF MY ICE. 1281 01:23:41,284 --> 01:23:43,786 THERE COULD BE A GERM IN THERE OR SOMETHING. 1282 01:23:43,819 --> 01:23:44,453 I READ THAT... 1283 01:23:44,487 --> 01:23:46,755 DON'T BE SUCH A BIG LASSIE. 1284 01:23:46,789 --> 01:23:49,825 A COUPLE OF WEE GERMS NEVER DID ANYBODY ANY HARM. 1285 01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:54,430 ANYWAY, WE ARE BIGGER THAN GERMS, YOU AND ME. 1286 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:56,099 PUT YOUR NAME ON THAT. 1287 01:23:56,132 --> 01:23:59,068 IT'S TO YOUR FAMILY. 1288 01:23:59,102 --> 01:23:59,835 [DONKEY BRAYS] 1289 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:03,772 "NEW MEXICO-- LAND OF OPPORTUNITY. 1290 01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:06,242 WEATHER VERY NICE." 1291 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:08,211 THEY'RE VERY HOSPITABLE HERE, AREN'T THEY? 1292 01:24:08,244 --> 01:24:08,911 VERY GOOD TO TOURISTS. 1293 01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:11,547 WHEN CAN I SAY I WILL BE HOME? 1294 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:13,582 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A DECENT INTERVAL. 1295 01:24:13,616 --> 01:24:17,086 HAVE TO WAIT FOR OUR BONDS TO MATURE AT LEAST. 1296 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:17,720 SAY CHRISTMAS. 1297 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:19,188 DO YOU THINK IT'LL BE OK 1298 01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:20,256 TO GO BACK AT CHRISTMAS? 1299 01:24:20,289 --> 01:24:22,858 RONNIE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. 1300 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:26,162 Man on TV: ALL THAT REMAINS IS THIS... 1301 01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:28,431 [SHEEP BLEATING] 1302 01:24:28,464 --> 01:24:31,167 A SAD, SODDEN REMINDER OF MORTALITY. 1303 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,402 WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHO THEY WERE. 1304 01:24:33,436 --> 01:24:35,338 BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN: 1305 01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:37,673 NOW NO ONE CAN TAME THEM. 1306 01:24:37,706 --> 01:24:40,609 IS THIS THE END OF THE STORY 1307 01:24:40,643 --> 01:24:42,445 OR THE BEGINNING OF A LEGEND? 1308 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:47,150 MEL HAMMER, "A.M. NEWS MAGAZINE," SCOTLAND. 1309 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:53,656 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? 1310 01:25:26,855 --> 01:25:31,160 Big Country: * THE DAY THEY HAD A PARTY * 1311 01:25:31,194 --> 01:25:34,530 * RIGHT OUT IN THE STREET * 1312 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:37,633 * FLAGS AND FLOWERS AND SINGING * 1313 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:42,471 * FOR THE HOMECOME HERO'S TREAT * 1314 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:45,641 * I SAT IN THE KITCHEN 1315 01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:49,812 * WITHOUT A FIRE ON THE RANGE * 1316 01:25:49,845 --> 01:25:53,616 * I KNEW THIS HOUSE HAD LOST THE CAUSE * 1317 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:57,953 * TO EVER MAKE ME WARM AGAIN * 1318 01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:01,557 * COME BACK TO ME 1319 01:26:01,590 --> 01:26:05,894 * THE DAYS ARE ALL TOO LONG 1320 01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:09,532 * COME BACK TO ME 1321 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:13,202 * YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE 1322 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:16,839 * I WAS SO YOUNG AND FULL OF PRIDE * 1323 01:26:16,872 --> 01:26:20,843 * AND YOU WERE WILD AND STRONG * 1324 01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:23,846 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 1325 01:26:23,879 --> 01:26:26,582 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1326 01:26:26,615 --> 01:26:29,285 --www.ncicap.org-- 1327 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:56,545 Big Country: * ALONE AMONG THE HILLS AND STONE * 1328 01:26:56,579 --> 01:27:00,349 * THROUGH SUMMER SUN AND WINTER SNOW * 1329 01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:04,019 * THE EAGLE HE WAS LORD ABOVE * 1330 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:08,524 * AND ROB WAS LORD BELOW 1331 01:27:24,039 --> 01:27:27,776 * 240 YEARS WE LIVED 1332 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:31,480 * WITHOUT HOPE AND WITHOUT PRIDE * 1333 01:27:31,514 --> 01:27:35,017 * SO, WHO WILL KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM? * 1334 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:40,756 * WHO WILL RAISE THE TORCH FOR THOSE WHO DIED? * 1335 01:27:41,824 --> 01:27:44,993 * I WILL BE WITH THEM 1336 01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:49,532 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1337 01:27:49,565 --> 01:27:53,602 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1338 01:27:53,636 --> 01:27:57,873 * SHOW THAT WE ARE PROUD AGAIN 1339 01:27:57,906 --> 01:28:01,977 * THOUGH ALL WE LOST IN AUTUMN DAYS * 1340 01:28:02,010 --> 01:28:05,448 * CANNOT BE BORN AGAIN 1341 01:28:05,481 --> 01:28:09,585 * STAND HERE BY ME UNTIL THE WAYS * 1342 01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:14,990 * OF AGE AND YOUTH ARE ONE AND SAME * 1343 01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:19,328 * I WILL BE WITH THEM 1344 01:28:19,362 --> 01:28:23,532 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1345 01:28:23,566 --> 01:28:27,069 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1346 01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:31,540 * AND SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN * 1347 01:28:31,574 --> 01:28:34,910 * I WILL BE WITH THEM 1348 01:28:34,943 --> 01:28:38,881 * IN THE SUMMER SUN AND THE WINTER SNOW * 1349 01:28:38,914 --> 01:28:42,985 * THEY WILL COME AND CLOUDS WILL GO * 1350 01:28:43,018 --> 01:28:47,823 * SHOW THEM WE ARE PROUD AGAIN 1351 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:51,360 * ALONE AMONG THE HILLS AND STONE * 1352 01:28:51,394 --> 01:28:55,531 * THROUGH SUMMER SUN AND WINTER SNOW * 1353 01:28:55,564 --> 01:28:59,435 * THE EAGLE HE WAS LORD ABOVE * 1354 01:28:59,468 --> 01:29:02,070 * ROB WAS LORD BELOW