1 00:00:01,585 --> 00:00:04,455 Battle royale. Did I call it, or did I call it? 2 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:05,546 You called it. 3 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:08,681 Hey, everybody. I can't stop playing MQ's battle royale mode. 4 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:10,929 There's so much blood. 5 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:14,555 I've won! Battle royale. 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,480 Battle royale is so much fun. 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,388 I'm gonna buy a hot dog skin. 8 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:21,024 Wow. Those kids are young. 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,444 Oh, yeah. Our average daily user just got down to nine years old. 10 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,605 So now that we've got the kids, what are we gonna do with them? 11 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,574 We are gonna bleed 'em dry, of course. 12 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:34,365 Hey, Brad. I need to talk to you about a rather serious matter. 13 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,661 It's 14 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,334 your birthday! 15 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,458 Let's hear it for the birthday boy. 16 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,710 Happy birthday-- 17 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:43,841 It's not my birthday. 18 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,339 Brad. I know you like to put up walls, 19 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,221 but I have it on pretty good authority that today is your birthday. 20 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,389 Okay, well, I don't know who your source is, 21 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,218 but they're a liar. 22 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,394 No, actually, they're not a liar. Because they're your brother! 23 00:00:58,475 --> 00:00:59,555 Come on out, Zack. 24 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,813 Happy birthday, bro. 25 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,107 Look at his face. Oh, my God, that's priceless. 26 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:08,281 Yeah, Zack e-mailed me a few weeks ago. 27 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,410 Said you guys hardly see each other, and he wanted to surprise you. 28 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,158 Naturally, I was on board. 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,200 And as an only child who always wanted a brother, 30 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:19,575 I cannot imagine how excited you are right now. 31 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,247 Come here, big guy. Come. 32 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,301 So good to see you. 33 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,168 That is beautiful. 34 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,528 What's his angle? What is he planning? 35 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,199 -Sorry, I'm lost. -Me too. Is this a new hallway? 36 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,108 Is everything okay? You seem frazzled. 37 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,947 I'm not frazzled. I'm plotting. 38 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,742 Of course. Plotting against who? 39 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,825 My brother, Zack. 40 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:58,910 He's a private equity douche 41 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,374 who swoops in, fattens up companies and then guts 'em. 42 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,285 -He's a stone-cold killer. -A killer? That guy? 43 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,674 Yes, that guy. 44 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:09,169 I bet he's here to kill my pig. 45 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,468 So typical. 46 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,468 I won't let him. This is my pig. 47 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,340 If anyone's gonna kill it, it's gonna be me. 48 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,007 -Sorry, what pig? -The company. 49 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,925 Battle royale must have juiced our numbers enough to get him interested. 50 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,095 -He smells blood in the water. -The pig's blood? 51 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,694 -My blood! -You're bleeding? 52 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,689 -It's a metaphor, Jo. Keep up. -I'm trying. 53 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:31,276 The birthday party is just a cover. He's here to take my job. 54 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,283 Guess what. I know what to do. 55 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,710 Sorry, are we walking? 56 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,417 What are you doing? 57 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,625 I'm hiding in my office until he leaves. 58 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,836 It's a power play. 59 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,468 -Is it? -Yes, it is, Jo! Okay? 60 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,676 -Do not question me. Just get rid of him. -Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 61 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,198 This doesn't make sense. 62 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,285 Why would Montreal reward Poppy 63 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:27,210 for putting a cancer into the game that will eventually kill MQ? 64 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,881 They gave her a Porsche. 65 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,499 -They gave her a Porsche? -Yeah. 66 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,336 Damn. Battle royale must be bringing in bank. 67 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,222 That's not the point, tester. 68 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,471 You don't gift a high-performance vehicle like that 69 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,222 to a first-time driver, all right? 70 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,144 You give 'em a piece of shit like this. 71 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,427 You're welcome for the ride, dude. 72 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,687 Also, with climate change, 73 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,648 everyone should be driving an eco-friendly vehicle. 74 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,859 I realize that. That's why I have three Teslas. 75 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,317 Why do you have three Teslas? 76 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,450 Because I care about the environment. Follow the conversation. 77 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,160 Pull over here. There she is. 78 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:01,948 Is she sitting on the hood? 79 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,954 I guess it's nice you're picking her up. 80 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,656 I'm not picking her up. The little monster can kick rocks. 81 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,827 I'm here for the car. 82 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,125 Hey! 83 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,170 -Are you out of your mind? -What's happening? 84 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,213 You can't sit on that hood like it's the goddamn General Lee. 85 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:17,627 -You can't say that anymore. -Shut up. 86 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,336 -How did you know I was here? -Your tester told my tester. 87 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,677 But that's not the point, Poppy. 88 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,772 You can't leave machinery like this on the side of the road. It's disrespectful. 89 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,098 You might want to get the chocolate bars off the dash. They're melting. 90 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,484 You put chocolate in there? 91 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,690 Okay, fine. You deal with it then. 92 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,191 I can't drive this stupid thing anyway. You want the keys? 93 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,033 -Yeah. -Fireball! 94 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,775 I mean, we had one nice moment, Poppy. One goddamn-- 95 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,373 -Here's my chauffeur. -I am not your chauffeur. 96 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,829 -Yeah, you definitely can't say that. -Shut up! 97 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,004 Yeah. 98 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,409 I'm not 100% sure, but I think that's pretty dicey. 99 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:52,788 It's fine. I don't mean it like that. I'm gonna sit in the front. It's not-- 100 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,876 -It doesn't matter where you sit. -It doesn't matter. 101 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:58,422 No, no. I mean, I'm a woman of color, so I can't-- 102 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,127 I can't get canceled, can I? Can I? Can I get canceled? 103 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,388 I don't think I can get canceled. I think… 104 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,010 I think I'm good. I'm good. 105 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,774 I'm good. 106 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,889 Okay, you know what? It's super dicey, 107 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:13,937 so… I'm just gonna let the women of color figure this out. 108 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:15,982 -I'ma back away. -Yeah, that's us, right? 109 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,066 The women of color. 110 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,400 You got my chicken nuggets in the car? 111 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,323 Great. 112 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,913 Okay. 113 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,655 So that's why you had to get up so early? 114 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,503 Yeah. Gotta work twice as hard to get half as far. 115 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,167 -Twice as hard as what? -Never mind. 116 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,666 -Where the fuck's my sweet and sour sauce? -They're in the cup holder! 117 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:42,724 -I gotta go. -Okay. Yeah. Bye. 118 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,927 Hey, tester. See you back at the office. 119 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,186 Don't try and keep up. 120 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,475 Okay, here we go. 121 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,109 It's a GT4. 122 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,200 Been a minute on the stick. 123 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,576 No problem. I put the man in manual. 124 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,621 And I can say that 'cause I'm alone. All right. 125 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,390 Oh… my… God. 126 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,624 -Hi. -I can drive stick. 127 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:54,332 It's just that she's got chocolate or something stuck in the clutch. 128 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,749 Do you wanna… 129 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:04,628 This model is not… suited for-- 130 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:07,887 Okay. 131 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,890 I kinda feel like… maybe I-- There's-- I have… 132 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,893 -I don't know. Maybe… -If-- 133 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,859 Maybe you don't know how to… 134 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,400 My legs are probably too strong, and I'm putting too much… 135 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,901 Yeah, that's probably it. 136 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:28,823 Do you wanna… 137 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,952 Here you go. 138 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,959 What's that about? 139 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,958 Our creative directors are going through a divorce of sorts. 140 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:42,132 -It's kinda messy. -That must be hard on you. 141 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:44,722 It is. 142 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,675 Thank you for recognizing that. 143 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,967 Strong shoulders. 144 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,724 There she is. 145 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,477 I saved a piece of cake for you. Where's the birthday boy? 146 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,651 I was hoping he would show me around before I take him to lunch. 147 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,770 Mr. Bakshi doesn't eat lunch. He says lunch is for losers. 148 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:05,738 Uh-oh. He's not watching his calories again, is he? 149 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,399 He's always been insecure about his weight. 150 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,487 Really? 151 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,242 He is not insecure about anything. 152 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:13,374 He's just too busy to focus on lunch or anything else besides work. 153 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:14,452 He doesn't look busy. 154 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,043 It's okay. Maybe this was a bad idea. 155 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,884 No, you planned a special day for your brother 156 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:23,049 because you know your brother like only a brother could, 157 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,668 and this is the thanks he gives you? 158 00:08:24,755 --> 00:08:26,335 I'll say it. He doesn't deserve you. 159 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,973 Well, it's not about the birthday. This goes way back. 160 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:32,142 He's probably still mad about Kate. 161 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,471 Right. Feud over a woman. 162 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,636 No, I read about this kind of thing. 163 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,265 No way. He wouldn't fall apart over some cooze. 164 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,560 Would he? 165 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,154 Trouble in paradise? 166 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,034 Your new mentor not everything you thought he'd be? 167 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,321 He is. He's actually the best I've ever had. 168 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,039 That supposed to hurt me? 169 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,038 'Cause it just makes me laugh. 170 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,160 You're not laughing. 171 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,577 I'm laughing. 172 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,753 What is happening? 173 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:05,085 Whatever, Brad's not coming out, so Zack should leave, now. 174 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,420 No. Not before I give him a tour. 175 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,679 You may have lost a brother in Brad, 176 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,089 but you've gained one in me. 177 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,928 Get a room. 178 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,151 -Mission accomplished. He's gone. -Nice. 179 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,358 See? My power play worked. 180 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:32,195 Of course it did. It always does. 181 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:35,031 -He wanted to take you to lunch. -Lunch is for losers. 182 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,787 -Yeah, that's what I said. -Hey. 183 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,370 He's David's problem now. 184 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:41,998 Wait, what? 185 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,382 David's taking him on a tour of the building. 186 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,421 Where? 187 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,295 I don't know. I thought it probably made-- 188 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:54,512 You thought you would let him cozy up to our executive producer 189 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,675 so he could personally campaign for my job? 190 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,223 I failed you. 191 00:09:58,307 --> 00:09:59,767 -Brad, I can fix this. -You've done enough. 192 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:00,850 No. 193 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,850 I can fix it! 194 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,516 Not gonna kill my pig. 195 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,935 Not gonna take my job. Not gonna kill my pig. 196 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,074 Not gonna take my job. Not gonna kill my pig. 197 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:11,571 Not gonna take my job. Not gonna kill my pig. 198 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:12,823 Hey, what's up? 199 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,869 Well, guys, we did it. 200 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,174 We put a lot of late nights and a lot of long hours into battle royale. 201 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,880 But this… 202 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,130 This is what makes it all worth it. 203 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,263 Dana. 204 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,432 He tries here, and he nearly gets it, and it's like… 205 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,480 He can't. 206 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:44,352 So good. 207 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,976 Thank you for recording this, Dana. Great idea. 208 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,234 No, this was your idea. 209 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,316 My idea was to get back to work. 210 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,321 For the past two weeks, I have been your driver, 211 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,743 your food delivery service and your cheerleader. 212 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,122 When are you gonna teach me to code? 213 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,789 How do you know that I'm not teaching you to code right now? 214 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:02,618 You just don't understand my methods 'cause I'm like Mr. Miyagi. 215 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,504 -Who? -Mr. Miyagi. Karate Kid. 216 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:09,802 Wait, you don't know Karate Kid? Unacceptable! 217 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,168 Who's got candy? 218 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,880 -Poppy. Pop-star. Pop goes the weasel. -What do you want, Brad? 219 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,258 -Hey, you like me, right? -No. 220 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,724 -But I got you battle royale. -Yeah, 221 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,854 through intimidation and devious manipulation. 222 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,061 Okay, but you like me more than a stranger, right? 223 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,481 I'm the devil you know. 224 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,350 Another devil might be a thousand times worse. 225 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,437 -Trust me, this guy is. -What are you on about? 226 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,323 It's my brother, Zack. He's gonna be here any second. 227 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,440 -I need to know you're on team Brad. -I'm not. Again, I do not like you. 228 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,948 Fine. Okay, I'll give you a cut of whatever I make on the skin dump. 229 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,201 What the fuck? 230 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,453 Avatar skins, keep up. 231 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:42,244 They will turn battle royale into a cash cow. 232 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,407 Montreal will be super happy. Ian will be super pissed. 233 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,326 -I'm in. What do you need me to do? -Great. Zack's gonna be here any minute. 234 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,916 He's gonna try and charm you. Don't give him an inch. 235 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,752 -Be mean to him. You can be mean, right? -Obviously. 236 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,338 Okay, why don't you go get me my lunch? 237 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,183 And while you're at it, you can wax off that stank face. 238 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,929 That's gonna make sense once you see the movie, Karate Kid. 239 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,642 Great, keep that bitchy energy. 240 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,812 Stop it. 241 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,351 Last but not least is the programmers' den. 242 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,267 Hey! There's the birthday boy. 243 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,185 -Where have you been, Motu? -Motu? 244 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,525 It's a nickname. Not mine. Shut up. Whatever. 245 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:16,991 Why are you still here? 246 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,450 David took me to meet the art team. Lovely bunch of guys. 247 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,082 Yeah, none of them could believe that Zack was your brother. 248 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,000 'Cause he's not a total sourpuss 249 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,658 like someone we know. 250 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:31,673 And David had them whip up this amazing drawing of me. 251 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,802 -What? -Yeah. Look at that. Isn't that great? 252 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,709 Yeah, had 'em whip up one of me too. 253 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,627 -Look at that. Brothers in arms. -Brothers in arms! 254 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,056 -We came up with a thing. Pretty cool. -Stop it. 255 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,388 Anyway… So, this is our top-notch programming team. 256 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,805 And this here is-- 257 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:48,893 Zack, right? 258 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,267 I gotta tell you, you look like a bloody drongo, mate. 259 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,944 -I'm so sorry? -A drongo. It's an insult. 260 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,775 In Australia. It doesn't really play here. 261 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,860 Poppy is our socially inept co-creative director. 262 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:04,077 Wait, wait, wait. Poppy Li? The genius behind battle-- 263 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,749 I'm sorry. I'm honored to meet you. 264 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,497 A genius? I wouldn't-- It's kind of a genius idea. 265 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,632 I mean, it brought in 14.2 million players. 266 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,709 It was my idea. 267 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,674 I tricked her into it because she's too stupid to know what's good for her. 268 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,505 -You are the devil! -Okay, here's an idea. 269 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,091 Why don't we take a break? 270 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:24,636 Why don't we go out into the courtyard where I have a special surprise for Brad? 271 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,478 -You have a surprise? I love surprises. -Right? 272 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,349 Here's a special idea. How about we take your special little surprise 273 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,266 and we roll it into a special little ball 274 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,815 and then we cram it into your special little butt? 275 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,489 Why don't we do that? 276 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:39,699 Yeah. 277 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,614 Yep. 278 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:42,817 Yep! 279 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,368 Brothers. 280 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,996 Maybe I'm overthinking it, but do you think Dana seemed annoyed at me? 281 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,961 I don't know. I talked to her yesterday, and she said she's fine. 282 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,752 She said she was just tired, but… 283 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,264 I just feel like she's pulling away lately. 284 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,049 I mean, not pulling away, more like pulling toward something else. 285 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,219 She has big dreams, which I love. 286 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,465 I really support that. I just wish that she would-- 287 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,057 Am I in hell? 288 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:11,732 I think I may actually be in hell. 289 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,690 I do not care about your love life, tester. 290 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,271 Okay, dude, for the last time, I have a name. 291 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,567 And you wanna burden me with it? 292 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,114 By the way, do you think that the other one is in the car with Poppy 293 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,736 talking about you? No. 294 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,822 She's talking about work and how she can get ahead, 295 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,448 which is what you should be doing. 296 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,501 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 297 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,384 So are you sure you didn't notice a weird vibe? 298 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:40,419 -I don't fucking care! -Okay, dude. What is your problem? 299 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,126 It's not my fault that Poppy's doing better than you, okay? 300 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,087 Maybe you should try working a little harder, 301 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,927 instead of sitting around and longing for the days 302 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,682 -when straight white men ruled the world. -Sure, sure. 303 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:53,055 Yeah, yeah. Blame your lack of ambition on the patriarchy. 304 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,063 Do you honestly think that I've had more opportunities in this business 305 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,016 -simply because I'm a straight white man? -Yes! 306 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,976 Yes! Of course I have. It's undeniable. 307 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,107 Wait, really? 308 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,574 -I kind of thought you'd-- -Shut, shut, shut up. 309 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,156 Shut up. Shut up. I'm talking. 310 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,872 Look. When I started, I was a tester. 311 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:15,874 I found myself one day in an elevator with my boss for three floors. I was alone. 312 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,548 I pitched him, I don't know, 17 ideas. I think he maybe liked one of them. 313 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:23,838 But he knew my name. Then eventually, six months later, I got promoted. 314 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,760 Well, as a woman, I don't have access to the same kinds of opportunities. 315 00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:30,005 Yeah, no, totally. Women don't have the same opportunities. 316 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,926 This is one. This is it. This is the opportunity. 317 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,636 This is the one that a woman is in, that you are. 318 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,936 You are the woman. This is the opportunity. This is the elevator. 319 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,821 Except it's a car, and I'm trapped in it with you, alone, 320 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,899 and you're in the driver's seat, the woman. 321 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,275 You can pitch some ideas. Go ahead. Go. 322 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,540 -I'm in an elevator? -What do you want, Rachel? 323 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,329 What do you want? 324 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,304 Helping women is exhausting. 325 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,509 Stupid. So stupid. Such a pussy. 326 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,980 You're fat too. You gotta lose weight. 327 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,059 No more mochaccinos, you fat fatty. 328 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,435 There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you. 329 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,694 -What is it? -Something… bad. 330 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,238 I don't know his work, 331 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,623 -but I'm just… -Me neither, but it's cool. 332 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,660 -Hey, what's happening in here? -That is what's happenin'. 333 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,326 Zack! 334 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,418 Hey, brother! 335 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,999 -Hey, Snoop Doggy Dogg. -What's poppin', Bert? 336 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,506 It's Brad, but that's fine. 337 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,008 What's the dealio? 338 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,889 This was my special surprise. 339 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:53,138 I asked him to perform a private concert for you in the courtyard, 340 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,102 'cause I know you're such a big fan. 341 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,892 Plus, he sort of owed me. 342 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,185 Can you believe this motherfucker bought me a farm in Humboldt County? 343 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,810 -I bought him a farm! -You bought him a farm. 344 00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,318 And since you weren't interested, we just pivoted. 345 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,570 Great! 346 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,532 Yeah, Zack had a great idea to do an in-game concert 347 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:12,533 -and sell Snoop-skins to the players. -All right. 348 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,696 You ready, Snoop? 349 00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:16,204 I stay ready. That's why I ain't gotta get ready. 350 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,373 He's gonna sing. He's gonna sing. 351 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,035 He's gonna sing. 352 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,251 Check me out one time, y'all. 353 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,505 Let me tell you somethin' 354 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,718 It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin Snoop Dogg 355 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,090 Inductin' these woop hoes Since RuPauls 356 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,057 I'm good on both sides Like switch hitters 357 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,138 -I didn't know you were a Snoop fan. -I'm not. It's also not my birthday. 358 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,265 -Get me a fucking mochaccino. -Yep. You bet. 359 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,442 Get out of my way! 360 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,940 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 361 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,322 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 362 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,244 This is the longest you've ever shut up. 363 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,993 I'm thinking, okay? You asked me an important question, so I'm thinking. 364 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,996 -And I have to watch the road. -There is no more road! 365 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,998 -All right, that's it. I'm getting out. -Wait. Wait! Just wait for a second! 366 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,211 I want a seat at the table. 367 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,013 Okay. Great. 368 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,932 -Which table? -What? 369 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:17,472 What do you wanna do? You wanna be a creative director? 370 00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:20,266 A lead programmer? A writer? Art director? What do you want? 371 00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,895 -Yes. -Yes, what? 372 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:25,938 Yes, I wanna do the stuff you just said. 373 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,693 -It's not a yes or no question. -I know, okay? 374 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,364 You're putting me on the spot. This is hard for me. 375 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:36,576 I'm giving you exactly what you're always asking for, which is to be heard. 376 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:39,578 But you don't have anything to say because you don't know what you want. 377 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,161 I do know what I want! 378 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,673 I don't know what I want. 379 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:47,499 Well, maybe you should try working a little harder to figure your shit out, 380 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:50,796 instead of spending all your time sitting around longing for the days 381 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:54,761 when you could blame all of your problems on straight white guys. 382 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,685 -Wait. How am I gonna get my car? -I don't care! 383 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,198 No! 384 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,032 Hey! 385 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,501 That was awesome, man. 386 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,500 God. Room still has such an energy to it. 387 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:29,842 Also a weed smell to this room. We probably need to air that out. 388 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:33,384 David, I need a moment alone with my brother. 389 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,545 Hey, we're all brothers here, huh? 390 00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,005 -Get the fuck out. -Yeah. Yeah, right. 391 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:42,426 And hey, brother. Don't forget to send me the Brené Brown links, right? 392 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,226 No, I will. She'll change your life. 393 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,889 See ya, love you. All right, bye. 394 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:52,234 Hey, brother. Enjoy the concert? 395 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,357 Why are you doing this? You don't wanna work here. 396 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,704 You're right about that. 397 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,910 This place is a gold mine. But it's peaked. 398 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,372 It's time to strip her down and sell it off 399 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,832 before the inevitable nosedive. 400 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,462 -No. It's not time. -Of course it is. 401 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,787 The saddest thing is that you know it 402 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,206 but are too scared to do anything about it. 403 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,587 Because you're soft. 404 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,971 So, I will step in and do what needs to be done. 405 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,394 Just like I did with Kate. 406 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,636 Leave her out of this. 407 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:26,893 You have all these folks convinced that you're some badass cutthroat. 408 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,807 But all I see is a scared little boy. 409 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,400 A pussy. Just like Papa always said. 410 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,242 Don't do this. 411 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:39,493 Don't take it away from me. 412 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:40,990 Beg me. 413 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:47,077 Beg me not to take it from you. 414 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,579 Beg me not to kill your game. 415 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,302 Please. Bhai-ya. 416 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,511 Please don't kill my game. 417 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,810 We'll see. 418 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,192 Happy birthday. 419 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,106 -It's not my birthday. -I know. 420 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,140 You have two minutes. Ask me. 421 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,144 Who's Kate? 422 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:51,938 When we were boys in 4-H, we were given a piglet to raise for slaughter. 423 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,400 But Brad grew attached. He named it Kate. 424 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,608 Treated it like a pet. 425 00:21:57,693 --> 00:22:00,613 And when it was time to kill the fat sow, he couldn't do it. 426 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:04,373 Do you know what you do with a pig that dies a natural death? 427 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:08,664 Nothing. The meat's useless. 428 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,155 Exactly. What a waste. 429 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,628 So I did it for him, because that's what needed to be done. 430 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,384 Brad's balls just never dropped. 431 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,511 But I think yours have. 432 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,351 I'll be in touch. 433 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,312 Let me tell you somethin' 434 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,895 It's everybody's favorite Crip cousin Snoop Dogg 435 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,911 Snoop! Mr. Dogg. Hi, I'm a huge fan. 436 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:45,239 Thanks, little girl. 437 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:47,204 I'm not a little girl. I'm actually an adult woman. 438 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,294 Yo, what's up, Snoop? 439 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:50,698 Ian, what's good, man? When you releasing that new expansion? 440 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,537 When you release that new album. 441 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:55,213 -Hey, I'll see you at GGL. -Fo' sho'. 442 00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,924 I have a Porsche. 443 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:05,296 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 444 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,885 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 445 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,391 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 446 00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:12,484 'Cause I done changed so many lives With my vibes 447 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:15,349 I make sure my Crips And my 'Rus all survive 448 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,937 Long Beach throwin' up C's In my stores 449 00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,233 Hollywood star Twin Towers with the boys 450 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:23,281 I'm switchin' bitches Like I switch cars 451 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:25,862 Li'l homeys on go With the licks for us 452 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,448 I'm walkin' in the church Smellin' like a lit forest 453 00:23:28,534 --> 00:23:30,834 It's all good 'Cause a real one kept the shit goin' 454 00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,661 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 455 00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:36,287 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 456 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,625 If it ain't what I'm talkin' Then why we talkin', homey? 457 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,880 So turn it up a little in the middle 458 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:45,053 It's the S to the N, double-O, P D, O, double-G, that's me 459 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,133 Kickin' it for ya 460 00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:49,388 Never, ever need no lawyer 'Cause I dropped it for ya 461 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,181 And bring it right back on time 462 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,225 And I'ma hit you with a quick li'l rhyme Dime 463 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:56,649 What you talkin' 'bout?