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<i>Previously on
"Superman and Lois"...</i>

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<i>I was there the night
that that thing came,</i>

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<i>and I saw what
happened to your dad.</i>

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Jordan told me
everything about your dad

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and who he really is.

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<i>Sell me your farm,
you get $10 million.</i>

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It's a lot of
money to turn down.

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It's nothing compared
to what you sacrificed.

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<i>Aidy thinks I'm Superman,</i>

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and I'm pretty sure
she's not the only one.

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<i>When I first started out
as Superman in Metropolis,</i>

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<i>being a hero was easy.</i>

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Excuse me, do you know
where Milledge Avenue is?

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<i>In a big city like
that, I could disappear</i>

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<i>at a moment's notice.</i>

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<i>And I was just another
face in the crowd.</i>

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<i>In Smallville, I
was just Clark Kent.</i>

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<i>Why would anyone
suspect otherwise?</i>

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<i>But then I died.</i>

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<i>And some people saw
something, something that</i>

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<i>raised questions about me.</i>

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<i>Breaking news out of
Metropolis this afternoon.</i>

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<i>A 1974 Model Helbing 562
twin-engine passenger aircraft</i>

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<i>originating from Milwaukee
and en route to Atlanta</i>

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<i>has blown both engines
just after takeoff.</i>

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Oh, um, you know what?

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I think I... I left
my wallet in the car.

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I'll be right back.

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<i>To keep you up to date
on any new developments.</i>

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<i>The 50-year-old aircraft was due</i>

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<i>to retire next
month after failing</i>

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<i>multiple safety inspections.
- Hold on there, Brian.</i>

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<i>It appears Superman has
arrived just in time.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Thanks, Isabel.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Once again, Superman
arrives to save the day</i>

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<i>and save countless lives.</i>

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Found it.

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<i>Investigators to the scene to
determine what caused this.</i>

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You're back already?

40
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I just went to the parking lot.

41
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Right, yes. Yeah, um.

42
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That is $15.46.

43
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{\an8}You have got to be kidding me.

44
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{\an8}How did I miss step 27?

45
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{\an8}Maybe we can help?

46
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{\an8}Does it look like I need help?

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{\an8}- You're doing great, Mom.
- No, you don't need help.

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{\an8}This is supposed to be a nice
gift for Chrissy and Kyle.

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{\an8}Oh, everything okay?

50
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{\an8}Of course everything's okay.
Is everything okay with you?

51
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good.

52
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{\an8}Just making some
progress on my list.

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{\an8}You mean your "convince everyone

54
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{\an8}you're not Superman" list?

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{\an8}Look, too many people
are getting suspicious.

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{\an8}We gotta put the genie
back in the bottle

57
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{\an8}before it's too late, so
I'm crossing Denise Olowe

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{\an8}off my list, which just
leaves Aidy Manning and...

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{\an8}Coach Gaines.

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{\an8}Yeah, he's next.

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{\an8}The secret's very important,

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{\an8}so we all have to do
whatever it takes.

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{\an8}Well, good luck with that.

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{\an8}We're gonna go see a movie.

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{\an8}Any news on Luthor?

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{\an8}He just went back to his
old apartment in Metropolis.

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{\an8}He should be in prison.

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{\an8}Has John Henry
gotten Otis to talk?

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{\an8}Not yet, but he says it's
just a matter of time.

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{\an8}He better hurry.

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{\an8}The last time Luthor
went this quiet,

72
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{\an8}he created a monster that
literally killed you.

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{\an8}<i>Just imagine it.</i>

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{\an8}It has multiple rooms, laundry
that doesn't require quarters.

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{\an8}Oh, look at that.

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{\an8}A backyard for family barbecues.

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{\an8}And we can have
an actual nursery.

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{\an8}Mm-hmm.

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{\an8}Our baby deserves
a nursery, Kyle.

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{\an8}Yeah.

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{\an8}This house is just perfect.

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{\an8}Well, how much
does perfect cost?

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}Oh, well, that is...

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{\an8}Totally out of our
budget. I know.

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{\an8}I shouldn't have even
been looking at it.

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{\an8}No, no. Hey.

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{\an8}Look, you and I, we...
we need a perfect house

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{\an8}because we're about to
have a perfect baby.

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{\an8}So if this is the one,
then we'll figure out

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{\an8}a way to make it work, okay?

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{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}<i>Hey, Coach.</i>

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{\an8}Hey, hey, Kent.

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{\an8}You here to accept my job offer?

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{\an8}It's a pretty good salary
for an assistant coach.

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{\an8}But a guy like you is worth it.

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{\an8}I'm afraid I have to decline.

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{\an8}Is this about the
boys not playing?

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{\an8}Because I'm working on that.

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{\an8}You can stop working on it.

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{\an8}And I didn't entirely
appreciate the girls comment.

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{\an8}It's not really a reason
someone should play football.

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{\an8}Who said anything about girls?

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{\an8}I simply said that football is
a super way to build character,

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{\an8}which your boys are gonna
need if they're gonna follow

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{\an8}in their father's footsteps.

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{\an8}Well, frankly, the last time
Jonathan was on the team,

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{\an8}he took drugs, so.

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{\an8}I don't think he needed them.

111
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{\an8}I don't think
anybody needs drugs.

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{\an8}You
know what I mean.

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{\an8}I... I'm not sure I do. Um.

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{\an8}Oh, hey, Coach, you're
gonna want to watch...

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{\an8}ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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{\an8}- Ow?
- Ow!

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{\an8}Ow?

118
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{\an8}Ow!

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{\an8}- Ow?
- Ow!

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{\an8}Uh, are you okay, Kent?

121
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{\an8}I don't know, I think I might
have sprained something.

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{\an8}I'm not a doctor.
It just hurts. Ow!

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{\an8}Okay, I'm gonna get some ice.

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{\an8}Yeah.

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{\an8}Ow?

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{\an8}We need some ice!

127
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{\an8}Hey, we need some ice!

128
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{\an8}<i>What, are you worried
you're gonna get hurt?</i>

129
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{\an8}This is the "Daily Planet"

130
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{\an8}softball team we're
talking about.

131
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{\an8}It's not some
underground fight club.

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{\an8}Jimmy's right.
You should join.

133
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{\an8}You love baseball.

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{\an8}Yeah, I... I know.

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Just, I've never
actually played.

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Neither has most of the team.

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Okay, ignore my sister.

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She and your fiancé
hang out all the time.

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But what about us? Come on.

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Can't we be pals?

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We already are, aren't we?

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Friends hang out
outside of work.

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What better way to do that
than by taking back our trophy

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from those pretentious
jerks at "The Star"?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, what do you say?

146
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You in?

147
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Jimmy, I'm sorry, I'm
just... I'm really swamped

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with this Intergang
story right now.

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See? I told you he'd say no.

150
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Always does.

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Right. Maybe next time, CK.

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You know we don't have any
leads on the Intergang story.

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I can't join a softball team.

154
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My dad never wanted me to play
sports for obvious reasons.

155
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But especially
now with Superman,

156
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I can't risk drawing
attention to myself.

157
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No matter who you are, you're
still allowed to have friends.

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I have friends.

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Not friends all the
way in Smallville.

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Friends you can
actually hang out with.

161
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It doesn't matter. If I
played, I'd be cheating.

162
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Then don't cheat. Be terrible.

163
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It's not about winning.

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Be terrible.

165
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Be terrible. Well,
not terrible.

166
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I could... oh! Oh, I could bunt!

167
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I could be the bunt guy!

168
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I love bunts!
- Great.

169
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I don't know what that means.

170
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But, yes, you see,
you can do it.

171
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Yes, I can do this.

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Thanks, babe.

173
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Uh, hey, Jimmy?

174
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Had a thought.

175
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How low are your expectations?

176
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I saw the first one four times.

177
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Now I plan on taking
a drink every time

178
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there's a severed limb.

179
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There he is.

180
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The star quarterback.

181
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Dude, I told Gaines
I can't play.

182
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Position's yours.

183
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Because that's the only
way I could get it, right?

184
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I could never dream
of beating you.

185
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Timmy, what's your problem?

186
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My problem is that I worked
my ass off for football

187
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while the Wonder Twins
here have superpowers.

188
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Wait, you think we have powers?

189
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Do you hear how
crazy that sounds?

190
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Always wondered how you
were so good as a freshman.

191
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I had to take X-K
just to keep up.

192
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But that's because you were
super-powered this whole time.

193
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- That's not what happened.
- Stop lying.

194
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I know it's true!

195
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- I'm not lying.
- Yes, you are.

196
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Why don't you show
them who you are?

197
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Get out of my face.

198
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You ruined my life, Kent.
- Get out of my face.

199
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I'm not gonna get
out of your face.

200
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Why don't you show
them who you are!

201
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Get out of my face!

202
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Whatever's going on
here is done, okay?

203
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You've ruined my life, Kent.

204
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I think you should leave.

205
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Fine.

206
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Fine.

207
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Superboy wins again.

208
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<i>Okay, open. Surprise!</i>

209
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It's so...

210
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big.

211
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Okay, you might wanna have
Kyle do a safety check.

212
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It's lovely.

213
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Thank you.

214
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It's just...

215
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We actually need to talk.

216
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Maybe you should sit down.

217
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Okay.

218
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So me and Kyle, we've
been looking and looking,

219
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and we finally found a house.

220
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Lois, it's <i>the</i> house.
- That's amazing.

221
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Except it's not even
remotely in our price range.

222
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And I've been over and over it,

223
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and the only way we'll ever
be able to afford it is...

224
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if I sell my share
of the "Gazette."

225
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Chrissy.

226
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I'm really sorry.

227
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Well, you don't get to make a
decision like that without me.

228
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I thought we were
building something here.

229
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We are.

230
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We were.

231
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We're supposed to be a team.

232
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And I love our
team. I really do.

233
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But I'm about to
have a new team.

234
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And the way this baby stomps
on my bladder every minute,

235
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they're gonna need a
yard to run around in.

236
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No, I get that.
Of course I do.

237
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I just... if you sell,

238
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that could mean the
end of the "Gazette."

239
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And that's the last
thing I'd ever want.

240
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Working with you
has been a dream.

241
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I have to do this for my family.

242
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,406
Do you hate me?

243
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,243
No, of course not.
I'm happy for you.

244
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,957
I'm just sad to lose this.

245
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,295
I'm really sorry.

246
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,756
But this baby's kicking
around in there again,

247
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:34,050
and I have to pee,
like, right now.

248
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,560
Hey, I got your message.

249
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,395
Everything okay?

250
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,813
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

251
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,733
You're selling your grill?

252
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,696
Look, Kent, I got one kid
getting ready to study abroad,

253
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,907
I got another one
growing up way too fast,

254
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,492
and now a baby on the way.

255
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,659
There's no way around it.

256
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,079
I'm... I'm flat broke.

257
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,997
But that particular
tragedy is not what

258
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,624
I wanted to talk to you about.

259
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,167
Well, what's going on?

260
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,210
It's about Timmy Ryan.

261
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:11,212
I saw him earlier
today with the boys.

262
00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,756
He was accusing Jon of
cheating at football

263
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,800
and then talking about
how he didn't think

264
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,676
it was fair that he
should have to compete

265
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,055
for a spot against Superboy.

266
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:24,100
Okay, so now Timmy Ryan knows.

267
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,685
Is there anyone in this town
I don't have to worry about?

268
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,312
I mean, I know it can't be easy

269
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:32,859
always having to keep yourself
a secret from all your friends.

270
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,363
That's right, baby!

271
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,823
Come on, Smallville!

272
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,366
You got this. Come on, CK.

273
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,868
Bring me home, baby!

274
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,461
Whoo!

275
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,297
Yeah, baby!

276
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,095
CK bringing me home in
the bottom of the ninth

277
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,346
with an epic bunt?

278
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,806
What got into you?

279
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,641
First rule of Meteors
legend Ray Coyle's book.

280
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,059
If you can't bunt,
you can't win.

281
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,187
You're a madman, and
I absolutely love it.

282
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,939
Hey, Lane.

283
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,567
Hey, how's it feel to
be dating the big hero?

284
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,277
Same as always.

285
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,237
You're a lucky lady.
Don't you ever forget it.

286
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,072
Yeah, I think we know
who the lucky one is.

287
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,241
Hey, you and me, man, this is
the start of something great.

288
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,784
You hear me?

289
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,202
Next thing I know, you're
gonna be trying out

290
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:27,788
for the big
leagues.

291
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,540
Is that too much? Should
I have struck out?

292
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,958
No, it was great.

293
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,418
And that smile looks
good on you too.

294
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,836
Well, I've never been
part of the team before.

295
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,963
I didn't know it felt this good.

296
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,841
I hate having to lie like that.

297
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,552
You didn't,
though. Not really.

298
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,179
And besides,
Malcolm and Wellnitz

299
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,847
just thought he
was crazy anyway.

300
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,348
Yeah, but he's not.

301
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,727
And we just let them
make fun of him for us.

302
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,936
With him coming at us like that,

303
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,272
we didn't really have a choice.

304
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,191
Besides, Timmy was wrong anyway.

305
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,026
You didn't even have
powers back then.

306
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,737
Yeah, but I can't say
that and defend myself.

307
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,030
I had to lie about it.

308
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,948
Having powers isn't
always awesome.

309
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,784
Welcome to the club.

310
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,037
- Chrissy wants out?
- Yep.

311
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,206
She already called
that awful conglomerate

312
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,833
that tried to buy
us out a while back.

313
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,919
But reporting is her superpower.

314
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,212
And you two make a great team.

315
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,379
I know.

316
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,798
Boys, dinner!

317
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,883
Well, they must be desperate.

318
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,510
Kyle is selling his grill.

319
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,677
What?

320
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,930
Grilling is his superpower.

321
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,934
There's gotta be another way
for them to get their house.

322
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,021
Hey.

323
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,942
So I hear Timmy Ryan
knows you two have powers?

324
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,402
He doesn't know.

325
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,446
Not for sure, anyway.

326
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:46,242
But he was pretty mad.

327
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,077
Okay, so I'm gonna have
to add him to the list.

328
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,411
Look, just tell me now.

329
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,082
Is there anyone
else who might know?

330
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,126
Candice knows.

331
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,711
You told your girlfriend?

332
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,213
He didn't. I did.

333
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,548
What? When?

334
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,424
When she was visiting.

335
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,968
She's known since the 4th?

336
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,469
Well, I had to keep
sneaking off to help Mom,

337
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,720
and she knew I was lying.

338
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,305
- So this is my fault?
- No!

339
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,807
And I wasn't gonna tell her,
but she was really hurt,

340
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,141
and she was about
to break up with me.

341
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,018
- Then you let her.
- Dad, come on.

342
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,895
Don't even start with me.
You should know better.

343
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,230
Yeah, I do.

344
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:17,982
'Cause I lost Sarah
for the same reason,

345
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,316
and I didn't want Jon to
have to go through that.

346
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,943
This isn't about what you want.

347
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,653
That wasn't your
decision to make.

348
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,446
We can trust Candice.

349
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,865
You can't possibly
know that. She's 16.

350
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,450
She doesn't even
live in Smallville.

351
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,952
Like everyone in this
town isn't already

352
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,953
telling everyone else about it.

353
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,371
I'm fixing that.

354
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,539
Sure, you are.

355
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,790
What don't you two get?

356
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,584
The secret is everything.

357
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,627
It's the only thing that gives
us a chance at a normal life.

358
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,796
This life is hardly normal.

359
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,214
But it's the only one we have.

360
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,133
So both of you will
do everything you can

361
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:48,012
to protect it from Candice
or Timmy or anyone.

362
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,346
Is that clear?

363
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,889
Fine.

364
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,414
Boys, we need to talk
about your father.

365
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,917
You mean about how he went
off at us for no reason?

366
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,794
It wasn't without reason.

367
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,463
Candice deserved
to know the truth.

368
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,756
Give me that.

369
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,133
- Hey!
- I was just about to win!

370
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,510
This isn't about Candice.

371
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,639
Your father has been keeping
this a secret his whole life.

372
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,182
We know.

373
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,975
He only holds it over our
heads, like, all the time.

374
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,518
But I still don't
think you understand

375
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,062
what it actually means.

376
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,814
Do you know how old your
dad was when he got powers?

377
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,066
He was four.

378
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,609
And his parents,
they meant well,

379
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,987
but they were so hard on
him whenever he used them.

380
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,238
We know what that's like.

381
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,657
He was just a
little kid, Jordan.

382
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,867
And his parents were
terrified that if anyone

383
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,243
found out what he
was capable of,

384
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,329
he'd be taken away from them.

385
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,040
So he grew up with
that constant fear.

386
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,250
That's not going to happen now.

387
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,044
I know, but keeping this secret

388
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,380
is truly all he's ever known.

389
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,756
Until he told you.

390
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,175
Mr. Irons, Miss Lang, Chrissy.

391
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,386
But there are so many other
people he didn't tell.

392
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:14,390
And these are people who
were really important to him.

393
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:18,185
He was on an island,
isolated for so long.

394
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:20,062
Okay, but that was his decision.

395
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,064
Yeah, and he made
it with good reason.

396
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,982
Listen, all I'm
asking of you guys

397
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,902
is to cut your dad some slack.

398
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,071
He might act like
keeping this secret

399
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,573
didn't cost him anything,
but I promise you,

400
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,493
it is not true.

401
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,916
Hey. How many
innings did I miss?

402
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,626
How many innings are
there in softball?

403
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,378
- Nine.
- Then eight.

404
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,088
Which means there's
still one left.

405
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,673
I got here as quick as I could.

406
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,466
There was a freighter sinking
off the coast of Greece.

407
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,176
Well, well, well.

408
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,263
There's the face I wanted
to see about two hours ago.

409
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,514
Jimmy, I'm sorry. I...

410
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,974
I get it. Traffic's
crazy these days.

411
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,434
Come on, get out there.

412
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,520
Game's tied. We
need the Bunt King.

413
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,440
- See? Jimmy's not even mad.
- Yeah, this time.

414
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,191
Well, maybe there
won't be a next time.

415
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,568
There's always gonna
be a next time.

416
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,111
I told you, joining this
team was a bad idea.

417
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,487
No, it wasn't.

418
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,822
And you can't let
tomorrow ruin today.

419
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,323
Now, get out there.

420
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,618
You bunt all over that field.

421
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,704
Okay.

422
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,624
You're selling your grill?

423
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,792
We need the money, babe.

424
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,377
I get it.

425
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,629
I tried to sell my
stake in the "Gazette."

426
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,298
What?

427
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,134
No, Chrissy, the
"Gazette" is not a grill.

428
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,970
That's... that's your life.

429
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,430
I know.

430
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,765
But it would have
been more than enough

431
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:38,891
for the down payment.

432
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,309
And don't worry.

433
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,227
I could find another job
after the baby is here.

434
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,813
Yeah, but that is a
big life decision.

435
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,233
Doesn't even matter anyway
'cause the only lead I had

436
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,195
turned out to be a shell
corporation for Luthor.

437
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:53,781
By the time I put
out more feelers...

438
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,408
House will be off the market.

439
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,954
Well, look, I'll sell
everything then...

440
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,623
my grill, my truck.

441
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,708
And believe it or not, that
singing trout on the wall,

442
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,834
that's a collector's item.

443
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,586
Oh, Kyle, no.

444
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,506
No, it doesn't
matter what we sell.

445
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,842
We're not gonna have
the money in time.

446
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,803
That house is just...

447
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,639
it just wasn't meant to be.

448
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,017
You know, raising a baby
in a tiny studio apartment

449
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,812
with no in-unit washer/dryer

450
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,772
isn't the worst
thing of all time.

451
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,291
Dad?

452
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,215
We wanted to say we're
sorry about Candice.

453
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,299
And that we probably should have

454
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,676
handled things differently.

455
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,470
I appreciate that.

456
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,848
Look, I hope you guys
know I'm not trying

457
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,850
to make your lives miserable.

458
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,726
I'm trying to make them better.

459
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,727
We get that.

460
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,854
And we wanna help.

461
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,522
Well, good.

462
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,484
Because there's something
the three of us need to do.

463
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,405
Timmy, your friends are here!

464
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,407
I am so glad you
stopped by, Clark.

465
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,200
It's been too long.
- It has.

466
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,244
I wish it was under
better circumstances.

467
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,538
I think our boys had
a little disagreement,

468
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:27,165
so I just wanted to come
over and clear the air.

469
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,668
A disagreement? About what?

470
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,170
About them hiding their powers

471
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,882
because Mr. Kent is Superman.

472
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:41,638
That's very flattering, but
I... that's simply not true.

473
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,056
Honey, I went to
school with Clark.

474
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,641
He was just a normal kid.

475
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,352
Just like how Jon and
Jordan are pretending to be.

476
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,062
Just because Jon's better
than you at football

477
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,564
doesn't mean that he has powers.

478
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,983
Don't lie to me. I was
there on Main Street.

479
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,359
I saw you fly.

480
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,113
Timothy, are you
using drugs again?

481
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,740
What? No.

482
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,284
Look, I'm sure it's just
an honest misunderstanding.

483
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:03,619
No, it wasn't.

484
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,787
Enough.

485
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,291
- Whatever.
- Timmy!

486
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,877
I am so sorry about that.

487
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,046
Well, there's no
need to apologize.

488
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,255
Let me go talk to him.

489
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,215
And please, send Lois my best?

490
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,300
Yeah.

491
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,807
Guess this means you can
cross Timmy off your list.

492
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,405
Jimmy?

493
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,078
Hey, wait up.

494
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,412
We missed you at the game, CK.

495
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,956
It was a close one.
- Yeah, I know.

496
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,374
The craziest thing happened.

497
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,625
You're... you're not
gonna believe it.

498
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,461
Yeah, I don't think I will.

499
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,963
Sorry?

500
00:20:55,964 --> 00:21:00,384
The craziest thing doesn't
happen three games in a row.

501
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:01,843
I was starting to
think it was me.

502
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,595
Maybe you just didn't
wanna hang out.

503
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,307
No, see, my neighbor's cat got
out again, Miss May, and...

504
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,893
Then it hit me.
There's a pattern here.

505
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,355
It sounds crazy at first,
but it explains a lot.

506
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,440
Oh, it's just a streak
of bad luck, really.

507
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,317
Actually, I'd say
everyone involved

508
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,069
turned out to be
pretty damn lucky.

509
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,994
Crashing helicopter.

510
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,370
A blown out train track.

511
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,330
A falling elevator
at the Eiffel Tower.

512
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,334
Every game you miss,
Superman was making a save.

513
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,462
I'm not sure I follow.

514
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:41,049
You and I, we're friends, right?

515
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,385
Yeah, of course.

516
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,887
It's you.

517
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,056
You're Superman.

518
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:55,355
Uh, Jimmy, I honestly don't
even know what to say to that.

519
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,357
Just the truth. Nothing else.

520
00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,486
Clark Kent, are you Superman?

521
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:07,618
No, I am not Superman.

522
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:14,082
Hmm. I still
don't believe you.

523
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,500
No offense, but...

524
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,835
Guess we'll just
have to wait and see.

525
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,420
The championship
game is on Friday.

526
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:22,758
So, hopefully,
nothing crazy happens.

527
00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:39,107
How did it go?

528
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,275
They didn't believe you?

529
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,777
They did.

530
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,237
Timmy's mom, anyway.

531
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,074
It really sucked.

532
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,703
- Are they okay?
- Yeah.

533
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,538
It'll take time, but
they'll get used to it.

534
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,416
I hope you're right.

535
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,877
Are we in the market?

536
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,629
No, but I couldn't stop thinking

537
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,255
about Chrissy and Kyle,

538
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,258
and I have an idea
to run by you.

539
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,843
<i>Well, this is a nice surprise.</i>

540
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,055
The four of us haven't
gotten dinner in a long time.

541
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,598
Yeah, what's the occasion?

542
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,476
We thought there might
be a reason to celebrate.

543
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,478
Yeah, Lois showed
me your new house.

544
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:18,021
You two must be so excited.

545
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:24,022
Uh, well, we actually just
decided to stay put for now.

546
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,155
Down payment was a lot and, uh,

547
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,990
I didn't have any
takers on my grill.

548
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,160
Yeah, nobody wants to invest
in media right now, so.

549
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:35,497
Actually, we have
buyers for you.

550
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,332
Wait, what? Who?

551
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,459
Us.

552
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,545
We wanna buy you out
of the "Gazette."

553
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,338
Come again?

554
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,423
My dad never took a vacation

555
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,051
and wore the same six
Hawaiian shirts for 30 years,

556
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:52,055
so he left us some money,
and we wanna invest it.

557
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,849
In your new family.

558
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,685
So your baby has a nice
home to grow up in.

559
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:59,146
Oh.

560
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:02,232
Well, look, y'all heard Chrissy.

561
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:05,026
We... we can't let y'all throw
away your money like that.

562
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,528
Well, you wouldn't be.

563
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,946
When I first bought
into the "Gazette,"

564
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,573
it was because I wanted
to work with you.

565
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,241
And I also believed
that we could make it

566
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,994
something really special,
and I still believe that.

567
00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:15,287
Lois.

568
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,122
I'm not ready to give up on us.

569
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,665
And we don't want
anything to change.

570
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,167
You'd both still be co-editors,

571
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,127
and if you ever wanted
to buy back your half,

572
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,130
that door is always open.

573
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:28,300
Please let us do this for you?

574
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,555
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!

575
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,057
Oh, my God! Thank
you guys so much!

576
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,225
I just love you guys.

577
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:41,479
Oh, see, this does
call for celebration.

578
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,273
And dinner's on me.

579
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,984
I'm not taking no for an answer.

580
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,322
Leftovers.

581
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,741
I'm not hungry.

582
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:55,828
Dude, I'm bummed about Timmy,
too, but you gotta eat.

583
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,207
Is it always gonna
feel like this?

584
00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:03,126
I hope not. Probably.

585
00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:06,421
I'm starting to get why Dad
doesn't have any friends.

586
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,174
Dude, Dad has friends.

587
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,675
Mr. Irons, Mr. Cushing.

588
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,344
When was the last time
he actually hung out

589
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:16,348
with one of them or
did anything fun?

590
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:21,228
Having to lie like that
to everyone all the time,

591
00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:23,521
he missed out on so much.

592
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,441
It's sad.

593
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,277
I don't wanna end up like that.

594
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,071
At least we always
have each other.

595
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,989
No offense, but
do you really want

596
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,325
to be one of those
weirdo twins who only

597
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,245
hangs out with each other?

598
00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:40,038
I don't know.

599
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,957
Didn't think so.

600
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,667
<i>I'd like to make a toast.</i>

601
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:47,963
Kent, when we were
growing up, you...

602
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,173
well, you pretty much
kept to yourself.

603
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,716
We all know why now.

604
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,594
But, listen, I wasn't
always the nicest to you.

605
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,179
Oh, well, that's...

606
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,139
that's true, actually, yeah.

607
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:01,184
And when y'all first
moved to Smallville,

608
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,395
you and I didn't
really see eye to eye.

609
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,355
That is putting it lightly.

610
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,774
Oh, wait a second.

611
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,568
Did I get knocked up
by the town bully?

612
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,154
All right, I make no excuses.

613
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,448
But, look, I think
that's what makes this...

614
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,325
this all so much more special.

615
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:21,621
Despite all that, my acting
a fool, the two of you,

616
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,542
you've been there for us
every step of the way.

617
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:29,796
To the two kindest,
most loyal people I know

618
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:34,676
who I couldn't be prouder
to call our friends.

619
00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,469
To the best of friends.

620
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:37,887
Friendship.

621
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,222
To...

622
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,729
Emmitt Pergande.

623
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,605
Candice's dad? What about him?

624
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,816
He just walked in.

625
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,693
And he doesn't look right.

626
00:26:51,694 --> 00:26:54,112
There he is.

627
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,406
Clark Kent, my old buddy.

628
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,325
What's he doing here?

629
00:26:58,326 --> 00:27:01,202
A little birdie told
me something about you.

630
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:06,167
And I couldn't wait to
come by and chat about it.

631
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,795
He knows who I am.

632
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,592
So, Kent, you wanna know

633
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,927
what that little birdie told me?

634
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,057
Mr. Pergande, I'd
be happy to talk

635
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,975
if we could just step outside.

636
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,519
You always wanna step
outside, don't you?

637
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,064
Where no one can see.

638
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:30,732
Not this time.

639
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:36,071
We're gonna do this right
here in front of everyone.

640
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:38,615
Now, after you slammed
me against that counter,

641
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:41,701
I wondered, how could
some mild-mannered nothing

642
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:45,789
make a fool out of me
in front of everyone?

643
00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,415
But that was all a lie

644
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,794
'cause you're not really
nothing, are you...

645
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,087
Superman?

646
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,133
Look, I don't know
what you've been told,

647
00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,135
but I've known Clark
here my whole life,

648
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,930
and he is not Superman.

649
00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:04,182
I guess it's not enough
to lie to the whole world.

650
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,768
Now you got your friends
lying for you too.

651
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,269
That's enough.

652
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,188
I think everyone in here
would like to eat in peace

653
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:12,440
without your lunatic ramblings.

654
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,775
Really?

655
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:17,320
'Cause I think they'd
like to know the truth.

656
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,322
Which they sure ain't
gonna get from you,

657
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,742
Lois Lane, covering for
your husband's alien ass

658
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,119
for the past 20 years.

659
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,454
Do not speak to
my wife like that.

660
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,789
Then admit it.

661
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,124
You're no hero.

662
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,500
You chased me out of town.

663
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,628
I've been living
out of my damn car.

664
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,130
Does that make you happy?

665
00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:38,049
Making regular people
like me feel small?

666
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,134
All right, buddy, that's enough.

667
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,260
I think you need...

668
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,719
Don't you come any closer.

669
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,471
Kyle, get back here.

670
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:49,060
Now, I'm not leaving until
everyone here knows the truth.

671
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,105
Even if I have to
prove it myself.

672
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:55,900
There's nothing to worry about,
though, is there, Superman?

673
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,820
Being bulletproof and all.

674
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,155
Put the gun down.

675
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,823
You made me look like an idiot.

676
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,074
You don't wanna do this.

677
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:04,117
Quit lying!

678
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,411
Emmitt, please.

679
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,463
He was right.

680
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,924
It is you.

681
00:30:42,925 --> 00:30:45,177
Buddy, I got it from here.

682
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,597
Taking you to Deputy Johnson's.

683
00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:11,995
I'm sorry I lied to
you all for so long.

684
00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:14,205
<i>So who told Mr. Pergande?</i>

685
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,790
It wasn't Candice.

686
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:19,127
She promised me she hasn't
seen her dad in months.

687
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:20,461
I believe you.

688
00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:21,963
I just got a text from Chrissy.

689
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:24,132
Guess who Emmitt served
time with at Stryker's.

690
00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:26,718
Luthor.

691
00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:28,136
Which is why he's been so quiet.

692
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:29,304
He's been setting this up.

693
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,097
To use the secret against us.

694
00:31:31,098 --> 00:31:32,640
He must have known
that Candice's dad

695
00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:35,059
would come back for revenge
as soon as he heard the truth.

696
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,311
Hey, Emmitt was the first.

697
00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,229
He definitely won't be the last.

698
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:43,067
Luthor will keep sending
people, unless...

699
00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:46,070
unless we don't
keep it a secret.

700
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,197
Clark, that is not
our only option.

701
00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,283
I know.

702
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:54,495
And I've been hiding
this my entire life.

703
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:58,584
But when Emmitt
fired that bullet...

704
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,420
I started to think maybe this...

705
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,756
maybe this is doing
more harm than good.

706
00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:07,968
You realize this would
change everything?

707
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:12,931
Which is why it needs
to be a family decision.

708
00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:18,686
This would put all of
us in the spotlight,

709
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:22,274
take away your chance at
ever having normal lives.

710
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,945
And there'd be no going back.

711
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,326
We're with you, Dad.

712
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:37,038
Yeah, totally.

713
00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,915
I'm always with you.

714
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:52,470
I'm sorry, boys.

715
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,181
I just wanted to give you
the kind of life that I had.

716
00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:58,976
You did, for a really long time.

717
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:01,729
And whatever comes next,

718
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:04,525
we'll get through this
like we always do.

719
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,611
As a family.

720
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,991
You are sure about this?

721
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,327
Yeah.

722
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:18,997
Yeah, it's time.

723
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,834
Then I know just who to call.

724
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,646
You having second thoughts?

725
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:48,776
No, just, uh, hate
being on camera.

726
00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:52,238
I'm really proud of
you for doing this.

727
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:53,907
I mean it.

728
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,746
You've fought aliens and
stopped worlds from merging.

729
00:33:59,747 --> 00:34:02,415
But this may be the hardest
thing you've ever done.

730
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,138
Oh.

731
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,639
Um, hey.

732
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,516
Hi, I'm Clark.
- Yeah.

733
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,977
Hi. How you doing? Hi.

734
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,396
Thanks again for
the fuzzy flannel.

735
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,398
How you doing? Hi.

736
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,983
Yeah.

737
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:29,984
How you feeling?

738
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:31,861
Uh, ready.

739
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,447
Good, because I'm pretty
sure the whole world

740
00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,074
will be watching.

741
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,329
All right, everybody,
quiet on set!

742
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,957
We are live in five, four,

743
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,961
three, two...

744
00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,596
{\an8}<i>Good evening.</i>

745
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,306
{\an8}<i>Ever since his first heroic
save nearly 20 years ago,</i>

746
00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:03,518
{\an8}<i>the entire world has
been asking the question,</i>

747
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:04,936
{\an8}<i>who is Superman?</i>

748
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,188
{\an8}<i>And today, we finally
have our answer.</i>

749
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,232
{\an8}I'm Janet Olsen,
coming to you live

750
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:13,319
{\an8}from Smallville, Kansas, where
I'm sitting in Superman's home.

751
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,738
{\an8}He has been living
among us all along

752
00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:19,534
{\an8}and is now ready
to reveal himself.

753
00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:21,202
{\an8}Would you introduce yourself?

754
00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:22,703
{\an8}My name is Clark Kent.

755
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:27,124
{\an8}And, yes, I am Superman.

756
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,753
{\an8}Full disclosure, I've known
you as Clark for years.

757
00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,381
{\an8}We worked together at
the "Daily Planet."

758
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:36,425
{\an8}The greatest secret of all
time was right in front of me,

759
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,386
{\an8}and I never had a clue.

760
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,596
{\an8}How is that possible?

761
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,140
Um, it took a lot of
work to keep that secret.

762
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,728
And you'd be surprised what
a pair of glasses will do.

763
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,898
Why come forward now?

764
00:35:51,984 --> 00:35:57,071
<i>When I was starting out
as Superman in Metropolis,</i>

765
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:58,906
<i>being a hero was easy.</i>

766
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:03,160
<i>And in Smallville, I
was just Clark Kent.</i>

767
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,414
<i>And why would anyone
suspect otherwise?</i>

768
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,499
<i>I kept my abilities hidden.</i>

769
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,002
<i>Never used them for my own gain.</i>

770
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:14,589
<i>And for a lot of
years, that worked.</i>

771
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,927
<i>Uh, but then I...</i>

772
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,597
<i>I died.</i>

773
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:27,518
<i>And some people thought
they saw something.</i>

774
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,229
<i>I tried to change
their minds, but...</i>

775
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,608
<i>I made good people doubt
themselves, and that...</i>

776
00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:35,485
<i>that felt wrong.</i>

777
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,697
<i>And finally, I saw the
strain that my double life</i>

778
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,116
<i>was putting on my family, and...</i>

779
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:46,496
<i>I decided it was time to let go.</i>

780
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:52,793
But despite all of that,
keeping the secret, it's...

781
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,211
it's all I've ever known.

782
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,922
Putting yourself out
there to the world,

783
00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:57,673
how does that make you feel?

784
00:36:57,674 --> 00:37:02,845
Nervous, but also excited.

785
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,473
Every day of my life, I've
had to hide a huge part

786
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:06,849
of who I really am.

787
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,686
And now I won't have to do that.

788
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:14,106
What do you most want
people to know about you?

789
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:23,574
That I'm just a regular guy.

790
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:25,409
But you're anything but regular.

791
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,703
Okay. Fair, fair.

792
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,664
But, you know,
beyond the powers,

793
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:32,583
you know, I'm a husband, um,

794
00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,462
I'm a father to
two amazing sons.

795
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:40,174
When they were little, being
Superman, I missed a lot.

796
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:45,554
And I made a lot of
mistakes and struggled to...

797
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,683
to balance it all.

798
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,437
You know, but really, I'm just
like anyone else out there

799
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:58,651
who loves their family and,

800
00:37:58,652 --> 00:38:02,196
you know, wants to
be better for them.

801
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:04,532
I think we can all relate.

802
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,741
Let's back up.

803
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,911
Who were your parents?

804
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:14,291
And we are clear!
Great work, everybody.

805
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:21,382
Was it okay?

806
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,217
I didn't really know
what to do with my hands.

807
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,552
Trust me, you were great.

808
00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,012
Better than great.
You crushed it.

809
00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:28,472
I should take this.

810
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,891
Was there anything I missed?

811
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:33,102
Uh, actually, yeah.

812
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:35,229
There is one thing.

813
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:38,107
After many long years,
team "Daily Planet"

814
00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,192
finally sent the
"Daily Star" packing!

815
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:41,736
Yeah, all right!

816
00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:43,571
And the Metro Cup is back
home where it belongs!

817
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,952
Hey, Jimmy?

818
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,829
Congrats.

819
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,539
Sorry, I don't really
know what to say.

820
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,957
It's fine.

821
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,417
I guess something
crazy happened again.

822
00:38:56,418 --> 00:38:57,626
At least Supes got the day off.

823
00:38:57,627 --> 00:39:00,797
No saves, as far as I can tell.

824
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,717
I get it now. I was wrong.

825
00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,802
You just didn't wanna play.

826
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:10,389
No, no, no, no, I really
did. Honestly, I just...

827
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,266
It's fine.

828
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,977
Hey, we won.

829
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:18,857
You... you and me, no one
said we have to be buds.

830
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:24,653
All right, team, let's go!

831
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,155
Last one to Bibbowski's
picks up the tab!

832
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,000
You missed the game
on purpose, huh?

833
00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,712
It's the only way
to keep the secret.

834
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,424
You okay?

835
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,635
Yeah.

836
00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,346
I'm used to it.

837
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:27,967
<i>Are you sure?</i>

838
00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:29,343
Yeah, I'm good here.

839
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,845
You go ahead.

840
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:32,346
Our phone's been blowing
up since your interview.

841
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:34,056
But we can handle it.

842
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:37,143
And we're gonna head to
Timmy's in a bit to apologize.

843
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:39,270
Okay, I...

844
00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:40,646
I guess I'm off then.

845
00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,314
It's gonna be great.

846
00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:46,527
And you look good
without the glasses.

847
00:40:46,528 --> 00:40:48,780
Come on, get out of here.

848
00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:02,751
Morning, Mr. Kent.

849
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,546
Hey, Denise.

850
00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:08,508
Back here, CK.

851
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,723
Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming.

852
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,391
My sister didn't exactly
give me a choice.

853
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:20,186
- You know how she is.
- Yeah.

854
00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:21,437
Um...

855
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:24,565
Look, I just wanna say
I'm... I'm really sorry.

856
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:26,860
It's fine. I get it.

857
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,906
I missed you too, pal.

858
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:34,575
We have so much to catch up on.

859
00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,660
But first, being the Bunt King?

860
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,370
That was genius.
- Oh, you think so?

861
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:39,788
For sure.

862
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,041
The way you bunted with
the tip of the bat.

863
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,959
Yeah, I thought it might
have been too much.

864
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,628
But that's the...

865
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,373
Greg, move your head.


