1 00:03:36,089 --> 00:03:37,186 Hey hey hey! Hey! 2 00:03:38,193 --> 00:03:39,823 My lord, the great one. 3 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,349 Good times, friends! 4 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:45,427 The taxes are there, Mr. Minister. 5 00:03:58,727 --> 00:04:04,013 The gabelle, the size, the tax on spices, for this year how much is it? 6 00:04:04,091 --> 00:04:06,060 200,000 ducats, Monsignor. 7 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:10,810 -Last year it was more! -Yes, but the harvest was good. 8 00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:14,918 This year the harvest was very bad, then you have to pay double! 11 00:04:20,449 --> 00:04:23,865 Taxes! All this, it's for the King! 12 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:27,191 Don Salluste, our people are terribly poor and... 13 00:04:28,196 --> 00:04:29,146 It's normal. 14 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,767 The poor are made to be very poor and the rich, very rich. 15 00:04:37,484 --> 00:04:39,355 Come on, come on...☻ 16 00:04:39,852 --> 00:04:41,261 Hurry up! 17 00:04:41,442 --> 00:04:43,786 I still have 3 villages to visit. 18 00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:47,934 Collect all this for me. Quick, come on!☻ 19 00:04:55,989 --> 00:04:57,896 And my cheers? 20 00:04:57,899 --> 00:04:59,636 My enthusiasm? 21 00:05:00,737 --> 00:05:02,924 Long live Don Sallust. 22 00:05:03,255 --> 00:05:05,660 Long live Don Sallust. 23 00:05:06,008 --> 00:05:08,095 Long live our benefactor! 24 00:05:08,357 --> 00:05:10,928 Long live our benefactor. 25 00:05:12,454 --> 00:05:15,760 - Long live our friend! - Long live our friend. 26 00:05:15,961 --> 00:05:17,459 - Olé! - Olé. 27 00:05:17,571 --> 00:05:19,373 - Olé! - Olé. 28 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:21,607 It's not... It's okay! 29 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:38,808 You know, he doesn't look like that but he This carriage is not very strong. - Eh? 31 00:05:39,531 --> 00:05:42,830 I say he doesn't look like that but This carriage is not very strong. 31 00:05:42,831 --> 00:05:44,037 It's a real sieve, 32 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,445 -He loses everything he wants. - Blaze! - There you go! 33 00:05:46,664 --> 00:05:48,453 So I, in your place, I... 35 00:05:51,065 --> 00:05:54,357 Come on, follow the carriage! 36 00:06:06,345 --> 00:06:08,466 All this for the king. 37 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,157 That's for me. 38 00:06:21,488 --> 00:06:24,580 This...this is for me. 39 00:06:25,617 --> 00:06:28,106 That's for me. 40 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:31,210 That's for me. 41 00:06:37,827 --> 00:06:40,052 Hey! Attention! 42 00:06:43,323 --> 00:06:45,779 Hey! Hello! Gently! 43 00:07:16,952 --> 00:07:18,997 Spices. The spice tax Who will it be for? 44 00:07:19,115 --> 00:07:21,763 -Won't it be for Salluste? - Yes, it will be... (No, for the King!) 45 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,513 Oh, let me do it! 46 00:07:26,268 --> 00:07:28,357 But then the size? Is it for the King? 46 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:29,872 No, it's for Sallust! 47 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,249 - Thief! - But no, not a thief! 48 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,124 It's for Sallust, that's it! 49 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,092 Attention! 50 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:52,531 Ah! 51 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:54,673 Wait, Monsignor. 52 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,338 I will help you. 53 00:07:57,947 --> 00:08:01,361 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! My strawberry! 54 00:08:01,529 --> 00:08:03,232 I will help you, Monsignor. 55 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,052 No! 56 00:08:04,145 --> 00:08:07,226 This is my gold! And my gold is my money! 57 00:08:07,572 --> 00:08:10,013 And then, I don't need you! 58 00:08:11,015 --> 00:08:13,216 -Are you sure? - Ah! 59 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,534 What's going on? 60 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,002 The villagers Monsignor, they cheer you. 61 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:30,399 -Are they cheering for me? - Yes. 63 00:08:32,514 --> 00:08:34,755 I should have take triple it. 62 00:08:50,356 --> 00:08:51,802 Ahh! 63 00:08:53,388 --> 00:08:54,888 To death! 64 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:14,361 Blaze! 67 00:09:14,832 --> 00:09:16,787 Blaze! 68 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,700 Blaze! 69 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:21,491 Help! 70 00:09:22,366 --> 00:09:24,404 Ah! Blaze! 71 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,539 Help! 72 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:31,968 Help! 73 00:09:32,421 --> 00:09:33,718 Help! 74 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,118 Stop! 75 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:37,179 Stop! 76 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:38,689 But stop! 77 00:09:43,571 --> 00:09:46,106 Wait for me! Help me! 78 00:09:47,225 --> 00:09:49,561 Why did you come down? 79 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:52,069 My good Blaze! Ah! There! 80 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,501 My hand! Help me, my good Blaze! 81 00:09:57,940 --> 00:10:00,356 Hold on, my good Blaze! 82 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,426 Ah! Ah! 83 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:06,091 Don't let me go, my good Blaze! How good is this Blaze! 84 00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:08,091 Thank you, my good Blaze. THANKS. 85 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:12,029 They weren't cheering for me. They weren't cheering for me at all! 86 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,195 Hold! And here! 87 00:10:14,524 --> 00:10:15,637 And here! 88 00:10:16,227 --> 00:10:19,308 They weren't cheering for me! They weren't cheering for me! 89 00:10:24,816 --> 00:10:26,170 The scoundrels! 90 00:10:26,224 --> 00:10:28,341 Have you seen it? For a little, they... 89 00:10:28,430 --> 00:10:29,326 Eh, yes, Monsignor! 91 00:10:29,848 --> 00:10:32,365 It's the people, that! That’s how the people are! 92 00:10:33,476 --> 00:10:34,654 No, not there! 93 00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:37,896 Not there! 94 00:10:39,066 --> 00:10:40,068 There! 95 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,521 There's not enough foam. 96 00:10:42,661 --> 00:10:44,560 There's not enough hair neither. 97 00:11:04,065 --> 00:11:06,767 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 98 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,837 Don't move! 99 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:14,228 Ouch! 100 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,182 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 101 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:39,122 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 102 00:11:49,717 --> 00:11:51,091 So! 103 00:11:57,068 --> 00:12:00,942 And now, Blaze, flatter me. 105 00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:06,169 Monsignor is the greatest of all the Greats of Spain. 106 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:09,318 That's not flattery! It's true. SO? 107 00:12:09,581 --> 00:12:11,316 - Idiot... -What are you saying? 109 00:12:11,329 --> 00:12:14,208 “Idiot,” I replied. to the valet of the Duke of Alba, 110 00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:18,260 "No, my master is not the result of consanguineous marriages" 111 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,483 “Haven’t you watched it?” he says. 112 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:22,794 "Well, you shouldn't trust "to appearances", I answer him. 113 00:12:22,915 --> 00:12:26,102 "It's not because his mother had married his aunt's half-brother 114 00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:29,462 "who was herself the cousin firstborn of his father's sister who..." 115 00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:33,556 Are you sure that Is that flattery? 116 00:12:34,743 --> 00:12:37,107 I had thought of something else but I don't dare. 117 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,786 Yes, yes, dare, go for it! 118 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,458 If! 119 00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:46,098 My lord is... handsome. 120 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,638 Do you think really what are you saying? 121 00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,615 Well, I'm flattering. 122 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,615 Good night, Majesty. 123 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,990 (What is it) Was ist das? 124 00:14:57,201 --> 00:14:58,236 The Queen! 125 00:15:00,272 --> 00:15:01,880 Ach! Schön. (nice) 126 00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:04,161 Vergissmeinnicht! (mouse ear) 127 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:05,779 Myosotis! (mouse ear) 128 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,638 The Queen has a rascal! 129 00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:22,860 But it's worth a lot money, that! 130 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:27,404 But it's Blaze! 131 00:16:02,188 --> 00:16:03,771 There's the old woman. 132 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:05,904 It's going to heat up! 133 00:16:06,002 --> 00:16:08,794 A Queen of Spain does not receive of person flowers. 134 00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:10,520 Not even from the King! 135 00:16:30,058 --> 00:16:31,049 Pffft! 136 00:16:37,252 --> 00:16:38,330 Oh! 135 00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:52,301 ♪ La-la laii...! 136 00:17:06,407 --> 00:17:10,566 Oh! Here is this big hanger who is singing now! 138 00:17:10,754 --> 00:17:13,040 Hey, up there! Blaze! 139 00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:17,010 Blaze! Are you crazy? You will wake up the whole palace! 140 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:44,706 (Never have my ears drunk words of love) Niemals trank ein Liebes Wort an mein Ohr 141 00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:45,784 Warum? (Why?) 142 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:48,589 It's the Queen. She is Bavarian. 143 00:17:48,714 --> 00:17:50,122 She's pretty, but she is stupid. 143 00:18:00,114 --> 00:18:02,730 What a lovely song! 144 00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:07,762 Majesty. 145 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,562 A Queen of Spain don't listen to songs... 146 00:18:13,664 --> 00:18:15,320 when the King is hunting. 147 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,343 Who goes hunting loses his place. 148 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:22,841 Olé! 149 00:18:28,169 --> 00:18:30,224 Because me, the Queen, I love her. 150 00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,794 I, a valet, dare! 151 00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:42,096 He's stamping his feet now! Hey! Hey! 152 00:18:42,894 --> 00:18:45,179 Wait, you'll see! 153 00:18:59,484 --> 00:19:02,146 Blaze, my valet, in love with the Queen! 154 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,615 He's crazy. He's going to get torn apart! 155 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,450 Come here, you! 156 00:19:08,589 --> 00:19:09,599 Come here, you! 157 00:19:17,377 --> 00:19:19,096 He sings, he hits! 158 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,377 He's stomping! Hey! 159 00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:29,491 It's done the pretty heart at 2 a.m.? 161 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,402 Hey! 162 00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:34,761 Ho! 163 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,575 Ah! Let it go! 164 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,762 Let it go! 165 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,272 Ho! 166 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:47,374 Aaah! 167 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,497 It's gold! 168 00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,079 He is gold. 169 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:07,255 The gold of waking up. 170 00:20:07,865 --> 00:20:10,474 Monsignor! 171 00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:12,599 It's 8 gold! 172 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:15,029 Gouzi, gouzi, gouzi. 173 00:20:25,145 --> 00:20:26,203 One is missing! 174 00:20:26,873 --> 00:20:27,638 Are you out? 175 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:28,810 Absolutely so! 176 00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:29,631 Gosh! 177 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,048 Look under the bed! 179 00:20:32,977 --> 00:20:34,045 This way! 180 00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:37,205 She's here! 181 00:20:43,753 --> 00:20:46,349 Look! Take a look! 182 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,107 -But what? -You are too big! 183 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,849 You are my valet, you are too big! Let's go! 184 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,444 I have to see that! It's okay now. 185 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:18,852 Give me my sticks. 186 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,443 Monsignor is in a good mood this morning! 187 00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:32,285 No, I'm not in a good mood! And you know very well why! 188 00:21:32,286 --> 00:21:33,263 For what? 189 00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:36,130 Because yesterday, bom bom bom and tagada tagada! 190 00:21:36,249 --> 00:21:38,091 Gling gling gling and tarata taratata! 190 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,060 Digading digadigadigading 191 00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:42,430 Monsei... Monsei... 192 00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:43,520 My lord! 193 00:21:43,646 --> 00:21:45,052 It's lala... Lala... 194 00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,118 The what? 195 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:47,388 It's the Queen! 196 00:21:47,719 --> 00:21:50,171 The Queen at my house at this hour! 197 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:52,638 Quickly, my doublet, my fleece, quickly! 198 00:21:54,392 --> 00:21:56,122 Open! Take that off! 199 00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,726 Dress me! Dress me! 200 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:06,257 The hand of the little Infanta, I hold it. 201 00:22:06,335 --> 00:22:08,200 I won't let go of her again. 202 00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:11,083 I didn't know that Monsignor and the Infanta... 203 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,490 My strawberry! 204 00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:15,633 - So. - they won't understand... 204 00:22:15,865 --> 00:22:18,833 It's because the Queen is coming tell me that I'm going to be... 205 00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:21,313 the King's son-in-law! 206 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:24,407 It's quite extraordinary! They have no children. 207 00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:27,130 His nephew, it's the same thing! 208 00:22:27,669 --> 00:22:31,529 It is enough for the King to have a hunting accident. Bang! 210 00:22:31,749 --> 00:22:34,072 Big cousin Leopold: Pan! 211 00:22:34,216 --> 00:22:36,325 The little Duke of Anjou: Ngnh! 212 00:22:36,327 --> 00:22:39,904 Everyone, lots of hunting accidents: Pan! Bang! Bang! 213 00:22:40,036 --> 00:22:41,591 And here I am, King. 214 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:44,316 Not to mention that this way we avoid the War of the Spanish Succession. 215 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:45,833 Her Majesty The Queen! 216 00:22:45,904 --> 00:22:47,365 Put things in order! 216 00:22:51,613 --> 00:22:53,769 Make way for the Queen. 218 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,039 Bleib still! (calm) 219 00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:15,294 Ruhe! 220 00:23:15,883 --> 00:23:18,203 Ruhe, die Hunde! Ruhe! (Silence, dogs) 219 00:23:23,717 --> 00:23:27,279 Sie haben meine Ehrendame entehrt. (You have disgraced my lady-in-waiting) 221 00:23:28,443 --> 00:23:29,950 I uh... how? Was? 222 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,862 Und die unschuld eines jungen deutschen Mädchen missbrauch (And the innocence of an abused German girl) 224 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,178 Ah! Danke Schön! (Thank you) 225 00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:41,303 Stupid Infant! Schön! 226 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,946 Ich bin happy mein aunt. 227 00:23:43,948 --> 00:23:46,997 My auntie! Ah! 229 00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:55,800 Raus, die zwerge! Los! Raus, Schnell! (Out, little ones! Out! Get out quickly!) 232 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,864 Raus, Schnell! What a Pretty Language! 233 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:04,950 00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:04,950 Sie sing abgesetzt, verbannt and ausgewiesen. 234 00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:08,528 Ihr vermögen ist beschlagnahmt zu Gunsten der Krone. 235 00:24:10,113 --> 00:24:11,037 What does she say? 236 00:24:11,228 --> 00:24:15,473 Don Salluste, You or revoked, deposed, exiled. 237 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:19,318 You lose your title of Knight of the Golden Fleece... 238 00:24:19,396 --> 00:24:22,333 as well as your functions as minister police and finance. 239 00:24:22,810 --> 00:24:26,763 Your property is confiscated, for the benefit of the crown. 242 00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,068 What have I done? 243 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,966 Ein Kind, Don Salluste! A child! 244 00:24:35,105 --> 00:24:36,107 Majesty. 245 00:24:40,575 --> 00:24:43,102 What is this? Who is it? 246 00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:47,313 Fools refuse to recognize this baby of my lady-in-waiting? 248 00:24:47,383 --> 00:24:49,485 I can't recognize him. I don't know him! 249 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:50,610 Ja! Ja! Ja! 250 00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:52,677 Ja ja ja?... Nein! 251 00:24:52,755 --> 00:24:56,196 Seduced and abandoned, he has me! Verfürt und verlassen. 252 00:24:56,248 --> 00:24:57,343 Liar! 253 00:24:57,421 --> 00:25:00,368 She's a liar! She lies in German. 254 00:25:00,462 --> 00:25:04,446 This child is a false witness. Warum mich? Ich habe nicht! 255 00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:06,828 She and I, nada, nada! Never, nothing! 256 00:25:07,234 --> 00:25:10,853 Majesty, this is a kolossal Conspiracy! 257 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:14,573 Don Sallust, you will leave Madrid tomorrow. 258 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,807 After having, according to the label, returned your golden fleece to the King. 259 00:25:22,057 --> 00:25:24,190 Madam! Madam! 260 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:27,505 Majesty, you are not going to let yourself influenced by a newborn? 261 00:25:27,834 --> 00:25:31,180 Okay, so, okay, I recognize this child. 262 00:25:31,295 --> 00:25:33,579 I recognize my wrongs, my children, those of others. 263 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,344 Yours, please! 264 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,907 Scoundrel! Scoundrel! 265 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:38,677 Look at him, he's also green only his gloves! 266 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:41,411 His disgrace serves us. 267 00:25:41,728 --> 00:25:44,677 Tomorrow he will return his golden fleece to the King. 268 00:25:45,091 --> 00:25:47,232 This is an unexpected opportunity. 269 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,857 We must act very quickly. 270 00:25:50,704 --> 00:25:52,685 Oh, friends! 271 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,490 Friends! 272 00:26:07,930 --> 00:26:08,930 Oh! 273 00:26:10,457 --> 00:26:11,535 Ah! 274 00:26:19,555 --> 00:26:21,676 Not that! It's mine! 275 00:26:26,411 --> 00:26:28,638 No! That's mine too! 276 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,607 No, you won't get the table! 277 00:26:34,161 --> 00:26:35,825 Hey you! Come help us! 275 00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:36,816 So! 279 00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:39,284 Come on! 280 00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:43,574 My forks! 281 00:27:00,934 --> 00:27:03,136 The Queen said to take everything. 282 00:27:04,046 --> 00:27:04,872 All! 283 00:27:04,925 --> 00:27:06,294 I didn't take anything. 281 00:27:06,614 --> 00:27:07,615 If! 285 00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:18,570 Who put this on me? in my pants? 286 00:27:18,802 --> 00:27:20,279 What will I become? 284 00:27:20,358 --> 00:27:23,115 I am a minister, I don't know how to do anything. 285 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,893 We just have to look for each other a place for both, Monseigneur. 288 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,188 Get the hell out of me! 289 00:27:27,586 --> 00:27:30,073 Disappear from here I don't want to see you ever! 290 00:27:30,202 --> 00:27:33,716 - And my wages? Who will pay my wages? - Your wages? Here, there you go! 291 00:27:36,225 --> 00:27:37,388 I'm chasing you! 292 00:27:37,476 --> 00:27:39,927 You no longer exist for me. 293 00:27:40,980 --> 00:27:42,058 Allows you... 294 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,497 You allow! 295 00:27:43,783 --> 00:27:47,036 - It's my broom. - Bandit! Scammer! Thug! 296 00:27:52,482 --> 00:27:54,545 And you, bitch Queen! 297 00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:56,335 Salopen! 298 00:27:56,522 --> 00:27:58,615 I will take revenge! Hold! 299 00:28:07,010 --> 00:28:08,232 The one-eyed one! 300 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:13,568 - My lord. - Yes, it's okay! 301 00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:15,753 - Do you know Caesar? - The bandit? 302 00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:18,916 The bandit, Caesar. - Yes. You need to get your hands on me. 303 00:28:19,218 --> 00:28:22,187 No one has seen him for 10 years. And me, with one eye... 304 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:24,677 You can see very well with one eye! 305 00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:28,000 You're right, we can't see very well. Finally... 306 00:28:28,018 --> 00:28:31,836 when you find the first half the other will not be far away. 307 00:28:46,430 --> 00:28:49,132 Caesar, my nephew! 308 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,810 Scammer! Pignouf! 309 00:28:52,146 --> 00:28:53,425 I am here! 310 00:28:53,672 --> 00:28:54,868 Scoundrel! 311 00:28:54,982 --> 00:28:57,997 It's me. Where are you? 312 00:28:58,297 --> 00:28:59,529 Up there! 313 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,115 Where up there? 314 00:29:01,686 --> 00:29:02,930 This way! 315 00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:04,180 Ah! He's here! 316 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:06,066 I'm coming! 317 00:29:23,369 --> 00:29:24,908 So, old owl, 318 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:28,308 did you come out of your hole? Do you need me? 320 00:29:31,006 --> 00:29:33,957 I have a proposal to do to you. 321 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,684 Is it well paid? 322 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,676 A fortune: mine! 323 00:29:39,767 --> 00:29:41,312 Do you take me for your donkey? 325 00:29:43,494 --> 00:29:45,099 No, not that way! 326 00:29:48,598 --> 00:29:50,779 Not that way. Go further! 327 00:29:50,974 --> 00:29:52,632 Ah! 328 00:29:55,109 --> 00:29:56,222 Listen to me carefully. 329 00:29:56,633 --> 00:30:00,005 Caesar, the bandit and the crook, disappears. 330 00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:04,568 We forget it, we forget it: Paf! We forget it. 331 00:30:05,674 --> 00:30:07,831 You become Don Caesar again. 332 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,441 I make everyone believe that you are coming back from the Americas. 333 00:30:11,815 --> 00:30:12,816 And... 334 00:30:14,152 --> 00:30:16,230 you seduce the Queen. 335 00:30:16,342 --> 00:30:19,897 It's true what they say Is it she who disgraced you? 336 00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:22,093 You seduce the Queen. 337 00:30:22,345 --> 00:30:24,677 I send a letter anonymous to the King. 338 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,440 It surprises you, repudiates her... 339 00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:29,950 and calls me back to power. 340 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,774 And you imagine that you will find in Spain... 341 00:30:37,101 --> 00:30:39,817 someone stupid enough to walk in such a scheme? 343 00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:41,191 An idiot! But yes there is! 343 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,301 And to think that I was quite stupid to kick him out the door! 344 00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:46,116 Because you, of course, it's not? 339 00:30:47,052 --> 00:30:48,521 No, no, no! 340 00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:12,858 With me! 346 00:32:25,964 --> 00:32:29,294 Alright! Alright! 347 00:32:30,308 --> 00:32:32,207 There he is, Monseigneur. What do we do with it? 348 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,761 In Africa! To the Barbary Islands! 349 00:32:41,050 --> 00:32:43,864 Traitor, you are even more coward than I thought. 351 00:32:44,024 --> 00:32:46,918 Sell ​​it, I don't want it anymore never heard of it. 352 00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:48,095 Come on! 353 00:32:55,921 --> 00:32:58,457 Death to Sallust! 354 00:32:58,713 --> 00:33:00,704 Sallust at the post! 349 00:33:04,686 --> 00:33:05,717 Thief! 350 00:33:06,882 --> 00:33:07,889 Punish him! 355 00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,193 Long live the King! 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,161 Sallust at the post! 357 00:33:15,387 --> 00:33:16,865 To death, Sallust! 358 00:33:43,552 --> 00:33:44,928 There you go! 359 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,165 Hey! 360 00:34:27,987 --> 00:34:31,049 What is it that's it, huh? 361 00:34:32,468 --> 00:34:33,498 Ah! 362 00:34:33,545 --> 00:34:34,754 A lady like you... 363 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,018 take a walk at this hour, in the streets of Madrid? 363 00:34:37,022 --> 00:34:38,318 It's not prudent. 364 00:34:38,483 --> 00:34:41,326 And, like that, you believe that Would that be prudent, stupid? 366 00:34:41,334 --> 00:34:43,060 -Oh! My lord! - Shh! 367 00:35:03,919 --> 00:35:06,749 - 'Know what's going on there? -How? 368 00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:09,328 Do you know why I'm here? - No. 370 00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:13,398 Since you left me I have a terrible blues. 372 00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:22,318 Monsignor does not realize of what she says. 374 00:35:22,396 --> 00:35:25,998 Yes, yes, I have a lot thinking of you since this morning. 376 00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:29,747 Give me your hand. - No! - Your hand! 368 00:35:29,973 --> 00:35:31,122 Your hand! 378 00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:34,704 Oh! 379 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,217 What a destiny! 380 00:35:39,349 --> 00:35:41,450 You are not beautiful, she is beautiful. 381 00:35:41,524 --> 00:35:44,090 You don't have a penny, she is very rich. 382 00:35:44,233 --> 00:35:45,865 You are stupid, her too. 383 00:35:46,051 --> 00:35:48,318 You are a servant, It's the Queen! 385 00:35:49,784 --> 00:35:50,982 It's written there. 386 00:35:54,357 --> 00:35:56,740 She doesn't even know that I exist. 387 00:35:56,851 --> 00:35:59,342 And if, me, suddenly magic wand,... 388 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:02,302 I deleted in one night this difference. 389 00:36:02,444 --> 00:36:04,177 If I made you... 390 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,482 a prince charming? 391 00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:09,161 -Give back your hand! - No! 393 00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:10,692 -Yes! -No! 394 00:36:14,443 --> 00:36:16,068 You have a chance! 395 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,391 This chance is me! 396 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,138 This way, my lord. 397 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:24,802 On your knees before the King. 398 00:36:24,897 --> 00:36:28,295 He likes us to be face down in front of him. As soon as he is there you crawl. 399 00:36:28,427 --> 00:36:30,982 And the Queen? Even on your stomach she will surely recognize me. 400 00:36:31,263 --> 00:36:34,705 Do you know how many minions there are like you in this palace? 402 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,435 - No. - 800, then! 403 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,138 Let's start again. 404 00:36:42,231 --> 00:36:45,231 I don't say "at the barber" but “to the barber”. 405 00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:48,981 But no, it's the opposite! You don't say "to the barber", but “at the barber’s”. 406 00:36:49,482 --> 00:36:51,833 And likewise you do not say "hello"... 407 00:36:51,911 --> 00:36:55,115 But "the place is happy for me to meet you there.” 408 00:36:56,062 --> 00:36:57,223 That's very good! 409 00:36:57,685 --> 00:36:59,044 Alright! 410 00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,830 But, it's despicable about you! 411 00:37:11,658 --> 00:37:14,478 How can we live in such a mess? 412 00:37:14,636 --> 00:37:17,431 It is here that Monsignor houses its staff. 413 00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:19,619 Ah, it's pretty. 414 00:37:20,047 --> 00:37:21,160 It's very pretty. 415 00:37:21,711 --> 00:37:22,872 You are good here. 416 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,072 - Eh? - Yes. 417 00:37:25,991 --> 00:37:27,202 Undress. 418 00:37:36,329 --> 00:37:37,888 What is your name? 419 00:37:38,478 --> 00:37:40,325 Don Caesar, Count of Gafaro. 420 00:37:40,443 --> 00:37:43,231 No, Ga-RO-fa, Count of Garofa! 421 00:37:43,516 --> 00:37:46,284 Who is returning from the Americas. Ga-RO-fa! 422 00:37:52,035 --> 00:37:54,661 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, presto! 423 00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:56,130 - Hop! - No! 424 00:37:57,102 --> 00:37:59,528 You really don't no class! 425 00:38:05,268 --> 00:38:08,168 And lie. Do you know how to lie? 426 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,325 At court, it's very useful. 427 00:38:14,148 --> 00:38:16,458 Tell me a big lie. 428 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:19,675 And I see if I believe you, or if I don't believe you. 429 00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:22,185 But a big, bam, come on! 430 00:38:23,153 --> 00:38:26,896 Well, yesterday, in the Basques of Monseigneur's green costume... 431 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:29,396 I found 300,000 ducats. 432 00:38:29,513 --> 00:38:31,138 Eh? Where are they? 420 00:38:31,263 --> 00:38:33,013 Under my pallet. 433 00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:48,271 Thief! You stole from me! 434 00:38:48,405 --> 00:38:50,708 No, Monsignor, I lied to you. 435 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,448 Long live the King! 436 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:27,703 The King. 437 00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:33,777 On the ground. 426 00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:45,016 Put your hat back on. You are a Great of Spain. 438 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,349 The Big Ones cover themselves before the King. 439 00:39:47,555 --> 00:39:48,685 Come on, come on! 440 00:39:50,527 --> 00:39:51,552 Excuse me. 441 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:55,582 Don't apologize, these are poor people who apologize. 442 00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:57,840 When you are rich we are unpleasant. 443 00:39:58,152 --> 00:39:59,574 Come on, come on! 444 00:40:06,674 --> 00:40:09,510 Una 'wonderful'! 445 00:40:10,346 --> 00:40:11,987 This is what we call in Florence... 446 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:14,357 an infernal machine. 447 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,513 You're making fun of us, Giuseppe? 448 00:40:16,638 --> 00:40:19,935 This ridiculous firecracker wouldn't no harm to a fly! 449 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:22,435 Oh, my, just now I multiply the explosion by a thousand, 450 00:40:22,655 --> 00:40:25,144 and the King of Spain, splash! 451 00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:29,700 Gentlemen. 452 00:40:30,349 --> 00:40:32,950 In a moment, the King will be dead. 453 00:40:35,562 --> 00:40:37,075 One for all... 454 00:40:37,313 --> 00:40:39,271 ...every man for himself. 444 00:40:46,713 --> 00:40:47,991 What's wrong with you? 445 00:40:47,998 --> 00:40:50,240 Monsignor, I am uncomfortable. 446 00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:52,107 How about we come back tomorrow? 447 00:40:52,193 --> 00:40:55,012 It is today that I return my fleece, not tomorrow. 458 00:40:55,093 --> 00:40:56,615 And the Queen, you want know her? 459 00:40:57,310 --> 00:40:59,122 - Yes, but... - So, move forward! 461 00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,419 No! 462 00:41:04,001 --> 00:41:05,482 I said no. 463 00:41:06,895 --> 00:41:09,158 If someone asks me what I saw in the Americas? 463 00:41:09,195 --> 00:41:10,458 Americans! 464 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,310 And with that... 465 00:41:14,924 --> 00:41:16,443 who you know... 466 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,755 will know who you are. 467 00:41:19,232 --> 00:41:20,381 Ahh! 468 00:41:21,462 --> 00:41:22,560 So. 469 00:41:27,413 --> 00:41:28,610 The Infanta! 470 00:41:33,914 --> 00:41:37,188 Is this your fiancée, Monseigneur? Compliments! 471 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,406 Prrpt! 472 00:41:48,626 --> 00:41:49,739 Prrpt! 473 00:41:53,747 --> 00:41:55,204 Ugly, go! 474 00:41:55,384 --> 00:41:57,374 Plus, she's poorly brought up! 475 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,149 In any case, to be presented to the Queen, 475 00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,129 I could have found someone more fashionable. 476 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:06,229 -A man who gives up his fleece... - Ungrateful! 477 00:42:06,261 --> 00:42:10,035 And I who spent the night transforming an earthworm in hidalgo. 478 00:42:14,958 --> 00:42:16,202 Phew! 479 00:42:16,889 --> 00:42:18,528 Badly behaved! Did you see? 480 00:42:18,567 --> 00:42:20,584 Where is he? Where did he go? 481 00:42:24,552 --> 00:42:25,502 Where are you going? 482 00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:28,450 Last night, I wasn't feeling right. - I don't care! Stay! 484 00:42:28,497 --> 00:42:31,044 Then I wonder, why you do all this for me? 485 00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:32,568 No, I'd better go! 486 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:34,693 I order you to stay! 487 00:42:35,037 --> 00:42:36,419 No, Monsignor. Enough! 488 00:42:36,527 --> 00:42:39,950 Your leg circles, standing, sitting, lying down, greeting like this, talking like that... 489 00:42:40,051 --> 00:42:41,802 I'm over my head! - Shh! 490 00:42:41,914 --> 00:42:43,537 So, Mr. Marquis, Hello! 491 00:42:44,052 --> 00:42:46,450 Oh you! You, you are... 492 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,185 Yes, Monsignor! I too am poorly brought up. 493 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:54,560 Squeak! 494 00:42:58,461 --> 00:43:01,210 The King! The Queen! 495 00:43:20,263 --> 00:43:22,943 The exit is this way or over there? 497 00:43:26,685 --> 00:43:29,075 Gentlemen the Great! 498 00:43:58,570 --> 00:43:59,591 Ouch! 499 00:44:01,910 --> 00:44:03,005 Ouch! 500 00:44:05,177 --> 00:44:07,473 Gentlemen, cover yourselves! 502 00:44:26,773 --> 00:44:30,140 - And my money? - You will be paid afterwards. 503 00:44:30,275 --> 00:44:32,100 No money no bomb! 504 00:44:32,271 --> 00:44:34,034 Shh! Listen, Giuseppe, 505 00:44:34,122 --> 00:44:36,986 here is a promissory note. No! 507 00:44:37,306 --> 00:44:40,247 The other half after the explosion. 508 00:44:42,132 --> 00:44:43,716 Trigger the mechanism. 509 00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:50,846 Attention! It will jump in exactly 4 minutes 30 seconds. 510 00:44:51,014 --> 00:44:54,661 At the moment of the explosion, hold on at least 20 meters from the throne! 511 00:44:55,509 --> 00:44:57,005 My God, the Queen! 512 00:44:57,439 --> 00:44:59,180 Quickly, quickly, Monsignor! 513 00:45:07,865 --> 00:45:10,396 -Where is the throne? - It's over there. 514 00:45:10,801 --> 00:45:12,211 Don Sallust,... 515 00:45:12,873 --> 00:45:14,560 Marquis of Montalegre, 516 00:45:16,712 --> 00:45:18,388 Baron Del Pisco, 517 00:45:20,482 --> 00:45:22,702 by order of his Majesty, 518 00:45:22,873 --> 00:45:24,818 our beloved King, 519 00:45:29,049 --> 00:45:32,302 you will withdraw at the convent of San Ignacio, 520 00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:36,013 where you will do vow of chastity... 521 00:45:37,657 --> 00:45:39,031 and poverty. 522 00:45:39,191 --> 00:45:41,870 Oh no, no poverty! Sire? 523 00:45:52,974 --> 00:45:56,919 Sire, Don Sallust is waiting the good pleasure of your Majesty. 525 00:46:00,611 --> 00:46:01,698 Don Sallust! 526 00:46:02,745 --> 00:46:05,714 You are no longer worthy to remain our companion. 527 00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:08,456 So does the Queen told you,... 528 00:46:09,443 --> 00:46:13,474 we take away your title of Knight of the Golden Fleece. 530 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,318 It's heavy! 531 00:47:10,158 --> 00:47:11,365 Enough, Sallust! 532 00:47:14,966 --> 00:47:16,294 Attention! 533 00:47:16,408 --> 00:47:17,427 Eh? 534 00:47:17,943 --> 00:47:20,130 Be careful, it will jump! 535 00:47:23,568 --> 00:47:24,939 Be careful, sire! 536 00:47:25,067 --> 00:47:28,092 The cushion! The cushion! 537 00:47:28,119 --> 00:47:31,235 Ah! Ah! Ah! 538 00:47:45,327 --> 00:47:46,654 Aaah! 539 00:47:47,633 --> 00:47:48,787 No! 540 00:48:08,787 --> 00:48:09,967 It's Sallust! 541 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:14,827 It's Sallust! He wanted to kill the King. 542 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:16,506 Stop him! 543 00:48:17,138 --> 00:48:18,237 He's here! 544 00:48:18,344 --> 00:48:19,718 It's not me. I was there. 545 00:48:20,032 --> 00:48:22,646 I didn't move from there. Liar! 546 00:48:22,878 --> 00:48:23,904 Sallust! 547 00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:26,755 Sallust! 548 00:48:26,965 --> 00:48:31,021 No, Sire, for once, it's not me. I was there, I prayed. 549 00:48:32,568 --> 00:48:35,543 Excuse me Your Majesty, It's not him, it's him, look. 550 00:48:35,636 --> 00:48:37,461 Give me this paper back! 551 00:48:43,252 --> 00:48:45,011 Here, Sire, here is the proof. 552 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,433 Quickly! 553 00:48:56,290 --> 00:48:57,813 Who are you, sir... 554 00:48:59,071 --> 00:49:00,993 who just saved our lives? 555 00:49:01,335 --> 00:49:03,931 Well there it is, Your Majesty, I am... 556 00:49:05,506 --> 00:49:06,907 I, I, I, I... 557 00:49:07,702 --> 00:49:08,946 I am... 558 00:49:09,694 --> 00:49:13,521 A nephew of mine, sire: Don Caesar... 559 00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:17,357 - Count of Gafaro. - From Garofa! 560 00:49:17,810 --> 00:49:19,482 Count of Garofa. 561 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,200 Who is returning from the Americas... 562 00:49:22,521 --> 00:49:24,429 Where I saw a lot of Americans. 563 00:49:25,591 --> 00:49:26,677 Don Sallust. 564 00:49:27,187 --> 00:49:28,208 Yes, sire? 565 00:49:28,390 --> 00:49:31,841 You have 5 minutes to have crossed the Puerta del Sol forever! 566 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,067 He really took a dislike to me. 568 00:49:37,072 --> 00:49:38,750 - What are you saying? - In flu! 569 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,775 Caesar! 570 00:49:39,901 --> 00:49:40,950 It's you! 571 00:49:41,029 --> 00:49:42,247 Caesar, come here. 572 00:49:45,975 --> 00:49:49,209 Caesar, Von Garofa! 573 00:49:58,618 --> 00:50:00,013 On your knees. 574 00:50:14,838 --> 00:50:17,416 I hope you will be more worthy than your uncle. 576 00:50:19,963 --> 00:50:20,977 Yes, sire. 577 00:50:21,487 --> 00:50:24,935 - Congratulations. - Congratulations... 578 00:50:32,670 --> 00:50:35,294 At Puerta del Sol! 579 00:50:42,521 --> 00:50:45,583 Your little bomb, just now it was very poorly adjusted. 580 00:50:45,780 --> 00:50:48,404 She farted way too soon. Minm, min, pft! 558 00:50:48,732 --> 00:50:50,286 While my bomb has me... 581 00:50:50,458 --> 00:50:53,968 My big bomb there, it will explode much later. 583 00:50:54,336 --> 00:50:57,792 But, when it blows, it will cause a terrible scandal! 584 00:50:57,872 --> 00:50:58,996 I don't understand. 562 00:50:59,042 --> 00:51:01,240 Nothing. To the Barbary Islands! 586 00:51:03,823 --> 00:51:05,019 Paf! 587 00:51:13,531 --> 00:51:14,774 Ah! 588 00:51:14,711 --> 00:51:18,452 Sallust bastard! I will have your skin! 589 00:51:18,631 --> 00:51:22,312 It's okay, Caesar! That's 50 times let you tell your story! 566 00:52:11,896 --> 00:52:13,170 Yalla, yalla! 567 00:52:16,105 --> 00:52:17,230 Yalla! 568 00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:26,128 Yalla! 591 00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:38,781 Where are you from? 592 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:40,062 From Madrid. 593 00:52:41,778 --> 00:52:43,483 The King sold me for 500 dinars. 594 00:52:43,632 --> 00:52:45,421 The treasure is still empty. 595 00:52:45,885 --> 00:52:47,543 Sallust bastard! 596 00:52:47,972 --> 00:52:49,546 There are big changes there. 597 00:52:49,991 --> 00:52:51,874 It's more Sallust who is in power. 598 00:52:52,241 --> 00:52:54,027 It's Caesar, his nephew. 599 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,518 Caesar! Name of God! But it's me, Caesar! 578 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:17,575 ASH-HADU ANNA LA ILAHA ILLA ALLAH. (There is no god besides Allah) 579 00:53:22,427 --> 00:53:27,443 ASH-HADU ANNA LA ILAHA... 580 00:53:39,943 --> 00:53:44,615 ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULU ALLAH (The Prophet Muhammad was his envoy) 581 00:53:45,716 --> 00:53:49,693 Allahu akbar. Allahu akbar. (God is great) 582 00:53:58,025 --> 00:54:00,853 Allahu akbar. Allahu akbar. (God is the greatest) 583 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:05,873 Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem (In the name of God, merciful and merciful) 601 00:55:00,151 --> 00:55:03,019 Mmmmm! 602 00:56:13,227 --> 00:56:14,703 - Caesar. - Sir? 603 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,563 How much will it fetch? 604 00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:19,833 Oh, in the 3 to 4 million ducats, Sire. 605 00:56:19,952 --> 00:56:24,638 The “voluntary” contribution of its Excellency the Marquis Del Basto. 606 00:56:25,107 --> 00:56:26,466 Sire, I don't understand. 607 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:29,341 The Del Bastos do not have paid taxes for 300 years! 608 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:31,137 Well, it takes a beginning of everything. 609 00:56:31,256 --> 00:56:33,591 - By what right? - Divine right. 610 00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,333 What do you do with it, my dear Del Basto? 611 00:56:43,107 --> 00:56:44,136 Oh! 612 00:56:44,147 --> 00:56:45,245 Majesty! 613 00:56:48,453 --> 00:56:50,073 Next from these gentlemen! 614 00:56:51,143 --> 00:56:52,545 The bandit... 615 00:56:52,649 --> 00:56:54,059 The bandit took 5 million from me. 616 00:56:54,183 --> 00:56:55,427 I won't pay! 617 00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:59,091 Well I'm going to pay gentlemen but whoever pays last will pay! 618 00:57:07,078 --> 00:57:08,890 - Caesar? - Yes, Sire? 620 00:57:08,991 --> 00:57:11,585 Why do your boots shine always more than mine? 621 00:57:12,398 --> 00:57:14,232 It's because I make them myself, Sire. 622 00:57:14,341 --> 00:57:15,396 Yourself? 623 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:19,255 Wait, I'll show you. You'll see, it's very simple. 624 00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:21,622 Give me your leg. 625 00:57:22,348 --> 00:57:23,981 Their Excellencies: The Marquis of Priego, 626 00:57:24,282 --> 00:57:27,015 the Duke of Los Montes, and the Duke of Sandoval. 608 00:57:27,242 --> 00:57:28,303 Allow. 627 00:57:29,575 --> 00:57:32,482 Excuse me, Sire, but it is the only way, you know. 628 00:57:40,762 --> 00:57:42,200 So. Every morning. 629 00:57:42,314 --> 00:57:44,434 - Every morning? - Yes, every morning! 630 00:57:44,739 --> 00:57:46,576 -Come on, give me your leg. - No! 631 00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:49,025 - But yes, come on! - Sire! 632 00:57:52,458 --> 00:57:53,677 Sire, I protest! 633 00:57:53,794 --> 00:57:56,325 It's the poor who pay taxes, not the rich! 634 00:57:56,501 --> 00:57:58,958 Precisely, it was not very fair. Isn't that right, Sire? 635 00:57:59,122 --> 00:58:01,763 This is why we have changed all that. 637 00:58:07,036 --> 00:58:10,263 There's a lot less gold in the balance that just now, don't you have the impression? 638 00:58:10,357 --> 00:58:13,029 Yes, it seems to me too, sire. Pardon! 639 00:58:16,813 --> 00:58:18,755 Ohlala, there's almost nothing! 640 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:24,255 Hop! 641 00:58:34,022 --> 00:58:36,309 Take me down! 642 00:58:37,235 --> 00:58:39,107 Come on, don't make that face! 643 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:40,372 Go, Brutus. 644 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,231 Majesty, I find... 645 00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:44,299 Enough! My horse! 646 00:58:45,018 --> 00:58:46,852 Come, I'll take you hunting! 647 00:58:47,059 --> 00:58:48,137 Sire, the Queen! 648 00:58:48,941 --> 00:58:52,057 - She's waiting for you. - Oh the Queen, the Queen! 649 00:58:52,683 --> 00:58:54,631 You just have to tell him that I will see her tomorrow. 650 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,700 I will first kill 6 wolves, and I'll be back! 632 00:58:57,005 --> 00:58:58,068 Come on! 633 00:59:06,230 --> 00:59:08,722 For aqui, for alla! (This way, this way) 652 00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:13,139 Dona Isabella? 653 00:59:13,224 --> 00:59:14,764 No! 654 00:59:17,799 --> 00:59:18,861 For aqui! 637 00:59:20,549 --> 00:59:21,588 For aqui! 638 00:59:26,844 --> 00:59:27,857 For aqui. 639 00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:29,074 Let's go! 656 00:59:29,657 --> 00:59:32,240 Majesty! Don Caesar. 657 00:59:48,296 --> 00:59:49,995 Was wollen sie? (What do you want?) 658 00:59:50,181 --> 00:59:52,478 Madam, the King will not be back only tomorrow. 659 00:59:52,637 --> 00:59:54,635 He was called urgently for state affairs. 660 00:59:54,663 --> 00:59:58,315 You fools lie badly! Das ist sehr delikat. 661 00:59:59,251 --> 01:00:02,566 Colin-maillard with us, howl, Don Zésar? 663 01:00:02,571 --> 01:00:03,575 Majesty! 664 01:00:05,371 --> 01:00:08,880 A Queen of Spain does not play Colin-maillard with a gentleman. 665 01:00:08,894 --> 01:00:10,680 Wer know das? (Who says that?) 666 01:00:10,687 --> 01:00:12,049 Etiquette, Madam! 667 01:00:12,137 --> 01:00:16,196 For the wrong words with the label! (forget the label for once) 668 01:00:17,188 --> 01:00:19,833 Blindfold Etiquette! 669 01:00:19,941 --> 01:00:23,471 How? Madam Majesty, you don't think about it! 670 01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:26,138 No, Majesty, not me! 671 01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:24,788 Here I am! Where are you? 672 01:01:26,435 --> 01:01:29,266 Ha-ha! 673 01:01:29,913 --> 01:01:32,319 Where are you, my little ones? 674 01:01:32,554 --> 01:01:33,561 Por aqui! (falsetto) 658 01:01:34,577 --> 01:01:35,585 Let's go! 675 01:01:42,356 --> 01:01:44,750 So, Doña Juana! 676 01:01:46,261 --> 01:01:47,435 Yo te tengo! (I've got you) 677 01:01:47,586 --> 01:01:48,681 Yes, yes, yes! 678 01:01:48,736 --> 01:01:51,057 Un poquito mas, por favor! (a little more, please) 679 01:01:51,217 --> 01:01:52,292 Por aqui! 680 01:01:53,537 --> 01:01:54,567 Olé! 681 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,529 Who did this to me? 682 01:01:59,025 --> 01:02:00,399 Who dared? 683 01:02:02,082 --> 01:02:03,763 I was pushed! 684 01:02:04,237 --> 01:02:05,724 Who pushed me? Aaaah! 685 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:10,621 Ah, I drink water. 686 01:02:10,704 --> 01:02:11,857 I'm suffocating! 687 01:02:18,128 --> 01:02:19,290 Madam! 688 01:02:19,517 --> 01:02:21,275 Achtung! (attention) Dona Juana! 690 01:02:22,311 --> 01:02:24,228 Don't worry, I drowned her. 691 01:02:24,439 --> 01:02:27,193 These little pests, They will pay me for it! 692 01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:29,146 I had to speak to your Majesty. 693 01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:32,005 Das ist streng verboten. (This is strictly prohibited) 694 01:02:32,435 --> 01:02:34,513 Shh... Shh... 695 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:38,849 What is 'verboten', that's what I do. 696 01:02:38,975 --> 01:02:41,107 Deceive you. Let you believe that I am someone else. 697 01:02:41,210 --> 01:02:43,435 Accept the King's favors while I... 698 01:02:43,565 --> 01:02:46,755 Was sagen Sie? It's not like that. (What are you saying? I don't understand) 699 01:02:47,025 --> 01:02:51,122 There you go. My name is not Caesar. My name is Blaze. 700 01:02:51,966 --> 01:02:54,583 I am not the nephew of Sallust but I am his valet. 701 01:02:54,747 --> 01:02:57,411 Ach... Valais! 685 01:02:58,032 --> 01:02:59,029 Valais! 702 01:02:59,216 --> 01:03:00,925 Switzerland, you are! 703 01:03:01,685 --> 01:03:04,216 And why Switzerland? Which Switzerland? 704 01:03:10,181 --> 01:03:12,337 Catastrophe! Die Alte! (the old woman) 705 01:03:16,673 --> 01:03:17,962 Madam. 706 01:03:20,828 --> 01:03:23,122 - I don't know how... - Don Caesar! 707 01:03:23,556 --> 01:03:27,154 Madam, I have to tell you. I love you! 708 01:03:33,632 --> 01:03:37,329 You are so beautiful, so radiant, so luminous. 693 01:03:37,555 --> 01:03:38,555 No... 694 01:03:38,937 --> 01:03:40,169 Yes, yes! 695 01:03:41,059 --> 01:03:42,608 I've wanted you for months. 710 01:03:43,655 --> 01:03:46,013 I don't know if you do it on purpose, but, 711 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:50,292 you are so seductive with your mischievous eyes, 712 01:03:51,519 --> 01:03:52,776 your little feet. 713 01:03:54,518 --> 01:03:56,260 I told you everything. 714 01:03:56,698 --> 01:03:59,831 Now if you want let me go, let me go 701 01:04:00,745 --> 01:04:02,555 say it, I will obey. 702 01:04:02,736 --> 01:04:03,892 Oh! 703 01:04:06,019 --> 01:04:07,587 But you are crying, Madam! 716 01:04:07,751 --> 01:04:08,781 Yes... 717 01:04:09,325 --> 01:04:10,692 Don Caesar! 718 01:04:11,053 --> 01:04:13,208 - You are there, Don Caesar! - Shh! 719 01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:16,310 My dear baron! 720 01:04:16,426 --> 01:04:18,169 I was looking for you... 721 01:04:18,431 --> 01:04:20,884 to tell you about my taxes. 722 01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:24,591 You will understand that it is difficult for me to... 723 01:04:28,684 --> 01:04:29,743 Caesar. 724 01:04:30,335 --> 01:04:33,333 I will be yours body and soul, whenever you want. 725 01:04:35,419 --> 01:04:36,607 Here is my hand. 726 01:04:44,237 --> 01:04:46,109 Why do you sigh, Caesar? 727 01:04:47,526 --> 01:04:49,108 I love you too. 728 01:04:55,388 --> 01:04:56,717 Not so fast! 729 01:04:58,597 --> 01:04:59,592 Ah! 730 01:04:59,849 --> 01:05:01,825 Little savage! 731 01:05:39,964 --> 01:05:42,269 Monsignor, what if we recognized you? 732 01:05:42,433 --> 01:05:44,572 6 months of exile, everyone has forgotten me. 733 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:48,158 Go wait for me at the bottom of the ramparts. I join in the procession. 734 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:50,474 Blaze is probably there. File! 735 01:06:08,387 --> 01:06:10,935 Hey, Blaze! Is that you? 736 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,294 Oh no! 737 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:22,833 Hey, Caesar! Is that you? 724 01:06:23,193 --> 01:06:24,178 Eh? 725 01:06:25,083 --> 01:06:26,247 No, it's not him. 739 01:06:32,335 --> 01:06:34,958 Guess why The minister is not there? 740 01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:37,161 He is with the King, as usual. 741 01:06:37,328 --> 01:06:39,271 You know what's wrong with him swallowed? 742 01:06:39,488 --> 01:06:41,279 Yet another new law! 743 01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:44,700 Now when we kill a domestic, you will have to declare it! 745 01:06:48,881 --> 01:06:49,891 Blaze! 746 01:06:54,481 --> 01:06:57,156 - Caesar! - Caesar, there is no doubt! 747 01:06:57,367 --> 01:06:59,849 We must have the courage to hit him on the back. 748 01:07:01,865 --> 01:07:04,333 A plot against Blaze? They're going to screw everything up for me! 749 01:07:04,482 --> 01:07:07,615 When we come to regret this old scoundrel Salluste! 750 01:07:10,741 --> 01:07:12,732 He, at least, he only stole from the poor! 751 01:07:12,872 --> 01:07:14,762 The safest way is poison. 752 01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:16,825 Tomorrow is his birthday. 753 01:07:17,094 --> 01:07:21,449 This is the chance, or never, for him to eat a large poisoned cake. 755 01:07:35,761 --> 01:07:37,550 Imbecile! 756 01:07:38,056 --> 01:07:39,928 But it's not me! 757 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,060 Del Basto! Sandoval! 758 01:08:04,556 --> 01:08:06,673 So, what time tomorrow? 759 01:08:06,797 --> 01:08:09,775 At 3 a.m. at my place. At 4 a.m., everything will be over. 760 01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:13,457 Aaaah! 761 01:08:14,135 --> 01:08:15,213 Priego! 762 01:08:15,468 --> 01:08:17,459 Aaaaah! 763 01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:19,045 Los Montes! 764 01:08:34,815 --> 01:08:36,852 Eh? Paf! 765 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:40,126 That... Pfft! 766 01:08:44,450 --> 01:08:46,824 Another conspiracy. This time they want to kill Blaze. 767 01:08:46,842 --> 01:08:48,887 It is absolutely necessary to warn him, 767 01:08:48,892 --> 01:08:51,587 otherwise it's my own plot which collapses. 768 01:08:53,780 --> 01:08:55,901 The mute! The mute! 769 01:08:56,031 --> 01:08:57,228 The mute! 770 01:08:57,699 --> 01:08:59,855 He's also deaf! 771 01:09:06,512 --> 01:09:07,779 I'm listening to you. 772 01:09:11,130 --> 01:09:13,154 You speak too quickly! Repeat. 774 01:09:18,248 --> 01:09:20,844 Don't scream like that I'm not deaf! 775 01:09:23,157 --> 01:09:25,458 I don't hear anything. What does he say? 776 01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:27,654 Don't get involved conversation! 777 01:09:27,853 --> 01:09:28,847 You, keep going! 778 01:09:30,153 --> 01:09:31,215 Reforms! 779 01:09:31,529 --> 01:09:33,286 He is making reforms?! 780 01:09:34,638 --> 01:09:38,720 That's why they want to do him eat the big cream cake! 782 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:43,058 No, not to make him fat, fool, to poison him! 783 01:09:43,069 --> 01:09:45,867 At no cost should you let him eat it! 784 01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:48,637 Because, stupid... 785 01:09:48,851 --> 01:09:52,129 Because, my poor little Blaze, if they kill me tomorrow, 786 01:09:52,225 --> 01:09:55,988 I won't be able to surprise him by the King in the Queen's bed. 787 01:09:56,247 --> 01:09:59,864 The King cuckolded by my valet, THIS is my revenge! 788 01:10:37,514 --> 01:10:39,923 For you, Caesar, my most beautiful bull. 789 01:10:40,256 --> 01:10:42,780 Look how brave he is. 790 01:10:43,183 --> 01:10:45,722 I had it marked to your figure. 792 01:10:48,258 --> 01:10:51,064 Priego, 3 months ago I took your gold, 792 01:10:51,078 --> 01:10:53,564 today you offer me your most beautiful bull. 793 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:54,716 What does that mean? 794 01:10:54,982 --> 01:10:57,682 That means, man, that I have no hard feelings. 795 01:10:57,974 --> 01:11:01,367 Come with me, aren't you at the end of your surprises. 796 01:11:29,612 --> 01:11:30,728 Cyanide! 797 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:36,057 I'll catch you stealing! 798 01:11:36,237 --> 01:11:37,515 Animal! Bittern! 799 01:11:37,742 --> 01:11:38,671 Naughty! 800 01:11:39,189 --> 01:11:41,443 Wait a bit. Come on, come with me! 801 01:11:42,747 --> 01:11:45,622 -I'm taking you to the Marquis de Priego. - No, not the Marquis! 802 01:11:45,664 --> 01:11:48,155 If! He'll beat you up. It will amuse the guests. 803 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:51,997 No, here it is, your cream is not sweet, it is salty! 805 01:11:52,463 --> 01:11:54,318 - Salty? - It's salty! 806 01:11:56,357 --> 01:11:57,486 Sweet! 807 01:11:57,569 --> 01:11:59,208 It's salty! Yum, yum, yum! 808 01:12:00,058 --> 01:12:01,740 Come on, again! 809 01:13:22,554 --> 01:13:24,539 The Marquis?... As a lackey? 811 01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:35,195 -What are you doing there, Monsignor? - Hide me and dance, quickly! 812 01:13:36,165 --> 01:13:39,569 Well, you have some nerve! They come to call on me at MY friends, 813 01:13:39,785 --> 01:13:41,413 on MY birthday! 814 01:13:41,607 --> 01:13:44,709 Your birthday, enjoy it, because it's the last one. 815 01:13:44,763 --> 01:13:45,666 How? 794 01:13:45,778 --> 01:13:48,333 Your birthday cake, he is poisoned. 816 01:13:48,393 --> 01:13:51,961 So eat as little as possible save time and I'll take care of the rest. 817 01:13:52,591 --> 01:13:55,677 They want to assassinate me? Who? - YOUR friends. 818 01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:56,879 Caesar! 819 01:13:57,030 --> 01:13:58,919 Hey, here they are! Come on, mistreat me. 820 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,435 So, Caesar, are you coming? 821 01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:02,657 Here, bittern! Here, rascal! 822 01:14:02,770 --> 01:14:04,607 - It's too strong. - Well, here! 823 01:14:05,610 --> 01:14:06,599 Ouch! 824 01:14:11,842 --> 01:14:12,873 Enough! 825 01:14:18,466 --> 01:14:20,427 Caesar, come cut your cake. 826 01:14:20,754 --> 01:14:22,841 Gladly. I am very touched. 827 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:25,966 It's true. Between friends, it's a very delicate attention. 828 01:14:26,474 --> 01:14:28,529 If there weren't so many flies, it would be perfect. 829 01:14:28,817 --> 01:14:30,607 It's true. It's because of the weather. 830 01:14:31,945 --> 01:14:35,075 (You have to save time)... Okay, that doesn't matter. 831 01:14:35,224 --> 01:14:38,052 If there weren't so many... 811 01:14:38,873 --> 01:14:39,943 Don't move... 812 01:14:40,152 --> 01:14:41,670 No, but look! 832 01:14:41,865 --> 01:14:43,474 Look at those flies! 833 01:14:43,732 --> 01:14:45,302 Look, oh, look! 815 01:14:45,865 --> 01:14:46,826 Don't move! 834 01:14:47,740 --> 01:14:48,490 Don't move, 818 01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:49,435 don't move! 835 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,187 Look! 836 01:14:51,461 --> 01:14:52,591 There it is! 837 01:14:52,873 --> 01:14:55,505 She wants to taste my cake. Hold! 838 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:58,520 She is dead. 839 01:15:00,207 --> 01:15:02,973 - How curious! -What are you waiting for? 840 01:15:03,292 --> 01:15:05,107 Cut your cake and eat it. 841 01:15:06,094 --> 01:15:09,968 For such a beautiful cake, he deserves a fine blade. 843 01:15:13,952 --> 01:15:15,083 Bon appetit, gentlemen! 844 01:15:15,161 --> 01:15:16,404 Treason! 845 01:15:24,322 --> 01:15:25,880 Leave it to me. 846 01:16:01,067 --> 01:16:02,067 Sallust! 847 01:16:16,136 --> 01:16:17,422 Quick, over here! 848 01:16:21,606 --> 01:16:22,603 There! 849 01:16:25,632 --> 01:16:26,593 Oh! 850 01:16:40,966 --> 01:16:42,787 - Silence! - to death 851 01:16:43,134 --> 01:16:46,956 Gentlemen, I offer you a death sentence but not that of the bull. 835 01:17:03,582 --> 01:17:04,512 Hey! 836 01:17:06,266 --> 01:17:07,254 Hey! 837 01:17:13,779 --> 01:17:14,763 Hey! 838 01:17:15,446 --> 01:17:16,419 Olé! 839 01:17:17,928 --> 01:17:18,922 Olé! 840 01:17:29,927 --> 01:17:31,301 Olé! 841 01:17:40,317 --> 01:17:42,369 Gentlemen, to us! 858 01:17:52,171 --> 01:17:53,166 Oh! 859 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:25,646 Quickly! 860 01:18:29,058 --> 01:18:30,231 Quickly! Quickly! 844 01:18:55,153 --> 01:18:57,051 Ah! Hahaha! 845 01:18:59,657 --> 01:19:01,543 Thank you, Monsignor, you saved me! 862 01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:03,473 You are... You are... Uh... 864 01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:06,685 You are my prisoner, come on! - But Monsignor... 865 01:19:07,207 --> 01:19:09,536 what are you doing? What's wrong with you? 849 01:19:09,696 --> 01:19:11,062 Will you let go of me! 866 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:13,044 Put that in there! 867 01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:15,060 Monsignor? But, finally! 868 01:19:21,982 --> 01:19:23,045 Ho! 869 01:19:57,089 --> 01:19:58,144 Shh! 870 01:19:59,488 --> 01:20:00,847 Shh! Enough! 871 01:20:01,097 --> 01:20:02,191 Not! 856 01:20:05,796 --> 01:20:07,021 Now it's okay! 857 01:20:08,724 --> 01:20:10,162 That's enough, eh? 873 01:20:10,795 --> 01:20:12,091 Look over there! 874 01:20:14,104 --> 01:20:15,762 The Queen is here... 875 01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:18,418 Here! Learn, or I'm going pull out a feather, me! 876 01:20:18,517 --> 01:20:20,993 The Queen is there before you. 877 01:20:21,051 --> 01:20:23,098 Window with balcony. 878 01:20:23,222 --> 01:20:24,832 Look up there. Alright. 879 01:20:24,925 --> 01:20:27,810 Okay, so now, we repeat... are you listening to me? 880 01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:30,443 We repeat one last time. Come on, talk! 881 01:20:30,795 --> 01:20:33,247 Daddydaddytalk! Come on! 882 01:20:33,458 --> 01:20:36,295 - Shit! - Rude character! 883 01:20:36,451 --> 01:20:38,685 For the price I paid you! Eh? 869 01:20:38,889 --> 01:20:41,373 Don't repeat it. Come on, talk! 884 01:20:41,599 --> 01:20:43,840 Prrrr! Speak! 885 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:53,453 So now you repeat after me. 886 01:20:53,808 --> 01:20:56,605 It’s Caesar who sent me, come on. 887 01:20:56,926 --> 01:20:58,528 It is Caesar who sent me. 888 01:20:58,691 --> 01:21:01,223 Alright. Perfect! What do we say next? 889 01:21:01,395 --> 01:21:02,770 Yo te quiero. 890 01:21:02,902 --> 01:21:05,653 Not in Spanish, in German! She's German! 891 01:21:05,871 --> 01:21:07,609 Ich liebe dich. 892 01:21:07,781 --> 01:21:08,776 Ich li... 893 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,310 Ich liebe dich, come on! 894 01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:12,521 Hop! 895 01:21:16,762 --> 01:21:17,974 Here! 896 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:20,240 No, not that window! 897 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:22,448 Ah! 898 01:21:32,272 --> 01:21:35,560 What is he doing with the old woman? What did he just tell her? 899 01:21:35,954 --> 01:21:37,888 It is Caesar who sent me. 900 01:21:39,215 --> 01:21:40,216 Caesar! 887 01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:43,099 Caah, caah! Caah, caah! ... 888 01:21:50,808 --> 01:21:53,909 So, you say? Tomorrow evening? 902 01:21:54,805 --> 01:21:57,772 At the Cabeza Negra inn? 903 01:21:58,471 --> 01:22:01,212 - He will wait for you. - He will wait for me! 904 01:22:01,529 --> 01:22:03,735 Jawohl, my Lieber! 893 01:22:26,663 --> 01:22:28,985 You made a mistake, come back here. - No. 894 01:22:29,131 --> 01:22:30,381 - Come on! - No! 895 01:22:30,686 --> 01:22:33,470 The Queen is there, above, come on! 907 01:22:40,014 --> 01:22:43,007 Is it my garden? (Is anyone in the garden?) 908 01:22:43,107 --> 01:22:46,595 Ach! Was for a schöner Papagei! (What a beautiful parrot!) 909 01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:48,473 Speak! Come on, tell him. 910 01:22:55,237 --> 01:22:56,694 Ich liebe dich. 911 01:22:56,711 --> 01:22:57,911 Wirklich? (Really?) 912 01:22:57,918 --> 01:23:01,999 Ich bin sent parrr Don Césarrr! 913 01:23:02,313 --> 01:23:04,560 Don Caesar, are you there? 914 01:23:05,114 --> 01:23:06,443 Yo te quiero. 915 01:23:06,749 --> 01:23:10,079 You dirty beast! You will see what I'll do you later. 916 01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:13,613 Was für a gutte Idea! (What a good idea) 917 01:23:13,638 --> 01:23:16,263 Das ist ganz romantisch! (It's so romantic) 918 01:23:17,964 --> 01:23:20,120 Don Caesar, fools fall? 919 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:23,746 No, my liebe, ich bin konfortabel! 920 01:23:29,385 --> 01:23:33,003 How to find mich? Me? 921 01:23:33,153 --> 01:23:37,057 Tomorrow evening, Cabeza Negra Inn. 922 01:23:38,297 --> 01:23:42,272 A meeting? This is a big madness! 923 01:23:42,447 --> 01:23:45,217 Nain! Stupid madness! 924 01:23:45,459 --> 01:23:47,537 Can I count on you? 925 01:23:47,647 --> 01:23:48,654 Count? 926 01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:52,575 Ja, comp'ter: Eins, zwei, drei. Count. 927 01:23:52,731 --> 01:23:55,099 Ja, I will die. 928 01:23:55,470 --> 01:23:58,205 Ach, she will die! 929 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:03,374 Gute Nacht, Don Caesar. 930 01:24:05,929 --> 01:24:08,745 Auf Wiedersehen! 931 01:24:15,038 --> 01:24:16,235 Mmmmm. 932 01:24:30,786 --> 01:24:33,192 An anonymous letter for the King! 934 01:24:41,465 --> 01:24:43,980 An anonymous letter for the King. 935 01:24:48,639 --> 01:24:50,926 Sire, you are too strong for me. 936 01:24:51,115 --> 01:24:53,380 An anonymous letter for the King! 938 01:24:57,735 --> 01:24:58,974 An anonymous letter? 939 01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:07,458 Sire, your Majesty is a cuckold. 940 01:25:07,904 --> 01:25:10,152 Huh? Me? 941 01:25:10,497 --> 01:25:13,566 Yes, you! The Queen is deceiving you. 942 01:25:14,582 --> 01:25:16,529 With who? With Don César. 943 01:25:16,711 --> 01:25:17,911 The traitor! 944 01:25:18,065 --> 01:25:20,802 The Queen is preparing to join him this evening... 945 01:25:20,969 --> 01:25:23,083 at the inn of the Cabeza Negra. 946 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:27,763 And, in a few moments, she will come in and tell you: 947 01:25:28,036 --> 01:25:29,208 Majesty. 948 01:25:34,786 --> 01:25:37,246 Majesty, my sick daddy. 949 01:25:37,446 --> 01:25:40,980 Go to Bavaria, can I, bitte? 950 01:25:42,028 --> 01:25:43,652 And when do you want to leave? 951 01:25:44,035 --> 01:25:45,130 This evening. 952 01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:47,966 The sooner I leave, The sooner I come back. 953 01:25:48,169 --> 01:25:49,579 Come on, Madam. 954 01:25:50,762 --> 01:25:54,527 And be sure that my thoughts will follow you step by step. 955 01:25:54,966 --> 01:25:57,967 Danke, mein geliebter König. (Thank you, my beloved king) 956 01:26:30,086 --> 01:26:32,725 I don't understand anything anymore. Nothing! 957 01:26:32,867 --> 01:26:34,858 You will understand. 958 01:26:44,989 --> 01:26:47,720 Listen to me, you save me, you kidnap me, you tie me up, 959 01:26:47,843 --> 01:26:50,208 you shave me. But, why, hm? 960 01:26:50,427 --> 01:26:52,849 Eh? .. Be careful, what! 962 01:26:53,638 --> 01:26:56,369 What are you up to? again, old scoundrel? 963 01:26:56,669 --> 01:26:57,966 I'll tell you. 964 01:26:59,513 --> 01:27:01,943 You are my pawn with which I play. 965 01:27:02,037 --> 01:27:03,716 So, I clean my pawn. 951 01:27:04,755 --> 01:27:05,825 N / A! 967 01:27:06,944 --> 01:27:07,981 Look at that! 968 01:27:10,299 --> 01:27:12,124 Do you remember that? 969 01:27:12,857 --> 01:27:15,560 - Oh no, no! - If! If! Oh yes! 970 01:27:16,052 --> 01:27:18,349 It hurts. Huh, that hurts! 971 01:27:19,287 --> 01:27:21,304 I perfume my pawn. 972 01:27:21,858 --> 01:27:22,929 So! 973 01:27:24,287 --> 01:27:26,241 I pamper him. 974 01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:33,021 I make it beautiful. I make it irresistible. 975 01:27:34,117 --> 01:27:35,361 Mmmmm. 976 01:27:37,014 --> 01:27:38,251 Not happy, huh? 977 01:27:38,590 --> 01:27:43,333 That's it, it's over. He's beautiful! Madam, look how beautiful he is! 978 01:27:47,450 --> 01:27:49,279 So, this! 3 times! 979 01:27:49,491 --> 01:27:51,584 In 40 years, never. Today, 3 times! 980 01:27:51,585 --> 01:27:54,544 Me, a Grande, have the ass kicked by a lackey! 982 01:27:54,632 --> 01:27:57,046 A little boy's ass well worth a grown-up's ass. 984 01:27:57,192 --> 01:28:01,710 You have a head... huge! 985 01:28:02,062 --> 01:28:04,732 I'm going to have you arrested. It's more you, the minister. 968 01:28:07,303 --> 01:28:08,592 Wait! 969 01:28:11,715 --> 01:28:13,575 I gag my pawn... 988 01:28:13,896 --> 01:28:17,044 - Woah! Ho! - Mmh! Mmh! 989 01:28:17,158 --> 01:28:19,286 And I calm my pawn. 990 01:28:21,325 --> 01:28:22,482 Be careful... 991 01:28:23,581 --> 01:28:24,659 And it's over. 992 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,398 The mute! The one-eyed one! 993 01:28:46,933 --> 01:28:48,530 The mute! The one-eyed one! 994 01:28:50,054 --> 01:28:52,183 - Yes, Monsignor? - Still no one? - No. 995 01:28:52,810 --> 01:28:54,365 Open your eyes, you! 996 01:28:55,071 --> 01:28:56,575 You: Squeak! 997 01:29:19,742 --> 01:29:20,789 Speak! 998 01:29:22,013 --> 01:29:24,507 A mute! I have to run into a mute! 999 01:29:47,575 --> 01:29:48,704 Ooh! 1000 01:30:03,874 --> 01:30:05,771 Don't look! There's no one. 1001 01:30:06,202 --> 01:30:07,357 Come on, come on! 1002 01:30:14,595 --> 01:30:15,681 Málaga. 1003 01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:20,731 Don't worry. It's for a big sleep. 1004 01:30:22,012 --> 01:30:24,676 And just now, there in the bed, 1004 01:30:24,682 --> 01:30:28,276 when you wake up, there will be a surprise! 1006 01:30:30,998 --> 01:30:32,739 Don't move. 1007 01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:37,272 Me too, I'm going to make myself look good and I'll be back in 5 minutes. 1008 01:30:54,374 --> 01:30:55,821 But, who are you? 1009 01:30:56,329 --> 01:30:57,700 Don Caesar. 1010 01:30:58,499 --> 01:31:00,005 The real one. 1011 01:31:20,914 --> 01:31:22,018 Someone! 1012 01:31:55,126 --> 01:31:56,741 My love! 1013 01:31:58,179 --> 01:31:59,784 Mi tesoro! 1014 01:32:01,890 --> 01:32:03,378 Mi hombre! 1015 01:33:27,253 --> 01:33:28,331 Mom! 1016 01:33:28,579 --> 01:33:31,005 The parrot told me everything. 1017 01:33:31,164 --> 01:33:34,802 Shh, there's a zebra there, under the bed, who listens to us. 1018 01:33:36,925 --> 01:33:41,132 Ah, This room, this love nest, these flowers, this supper! 1019 01:33:41,618 --> 01:33:46,192 Hmm, bite me again, little savage! 1020 01:33:47,487 --> 01:33:50,370 And... if before, were we drinking something? 1022 01:33:50,653 --> 01:33:51,979 Big fool! 1023 01:33:52,297 --> 01:33:54,581 Are you trying to get me drunk? 1024 01:33:54,805 --> 01:33:58,060 - You first. -After you, Juanita. mi corazon! 1026 01:34:07,776 --> 01:34:09,352 Ahhh! 1027 01:34:14,536 --> 01:34:15,614 My lord! 1028 01:34:16,544 --> 01:34:18,388 What is it? What's going on? 1030 01:34:18,491 --> 01:34:20,293 The mute outside, we knocked him out. 1031 01:34:20,318 --> 01:34:22,294 Blaze! It's probably him. 1032 01:34:31,317 --> 01:34:33,424 Ah! The old woman! 1034 01:34:34,326 --> 01:34:36,296 What is she doing there? 1035 01:34:36,304 --> 01:34:38,605 - Who is it? - The duenna! 1036 01:34:38,609 --> 01:34:41,855 So, where is the Queen? And Blaze, where is he? 1037 01:34:43,362 --> 01:34:46,072 - The ungrateful man has escaped! - He can't be far away. 1038 01:34:46,082 --> 01:34:48,464 Listen to me carefully. You're going to get it for me. 1039 01:34:48,468 --> 01:34:51,300 I need it in this bed right away! Come on! 1040 01:34:53,506 --> 01:34:55,993 You, over here; me, over there. 1041 01:34:59,816 --> 01:35:03,072 You're going to let me go. Come on, hop! 1042 01:35:35,444 --> 01:35:37,269 You are strong! 1043 01:35:38,321 --> 01:35:40,311 Love me! 1044 01:35:41,710 --> 01:35:43,694 No, you shouldn't, come on! 1045 01:35:43,952 --> 01:35:45,028 What is all this? 1046 01:35:46,744 --> 01:35:48,693 Go to sleep! 1047 01:36:25,562 --> 01:36:27,148 Who is there? 1048 01:36:27,158 --> 01:36:30,125 Ich bin es, Don Caesar. (it's me) 1049 01:36:34,381 --> 01:36:37,249 Ein Moment, dick! 1050 01:36:45,701 --> 01:36:48,849 Kommen sie, mein Liebling. (come dear) 1051 01:36:59,697 --> 01:37:02,314 -That's it, Monsignor! - Shh! 1028 01:37:02,576 --> 01:37:04,416 - I found it. - Where is he? 1029 01:37:04,533 --> 01:37:07,002 I knocked him out and put him back in the bed like you said. 1055 01:37:07,208 --> 01:37:08,748 Well done! Help me. 1056 01:37:29,614 --> 01:37:31,963 Ah! Caesar, my nephew! 1057 01:37:33,033 --> 01:37:35,356 You were wrong, stupid! 1058 01:37:35,577 --> 01:37:38,290 If it's your nephew, it's him. - It's not him! 1059 01:37:38,435 --> 01:37:40,039 I screwed him up in the Barbary Islands! 1059 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:43,427 I received Barbary money. I spent it all! I have nothing left! 1060 01:37:43,429 --> 01:37:45,568 - Where did you find it? - Down there, on the landing. 1062 01:37:45,708 --> 01:37:48,536 He escaped. I'm going crazy! 1063 01:37:49,067 --> 01:37:50,607 We're going to put him at the old woman's house. 1064 01:38:07,595 --> 01:38:09,943 Majesty, my Queen, mein Liebling! 1065 01:38:10,087 --> 01:38:13,260 You need to wake up. Quickly, wake up! 1066 01:38:16,365 --> 01:38:17,629 A! 1067 01:38:17,747 --> 01:38:19,052 Two! 1068 01:38:25,946 --> 01:38:29,290 - Majesty, Majesty! - Ich liebe dich, Caesar. 1069 01:38:29,384 --> 01:38:32,053 Wake up. You don't understand. He wants to compromise you. 1070 01:38:32,524 --> 01:38:33,993 Küssen sie mich! 1045 01:38:34,110 --> 01:38:37,063 What, “Küssen sie mich”? Ah, yes, kiss! 1071 01:38:37,291 --> 01:38:40,794 Majesty, I would like, you know, but it's not the time... 1072 01:38:45,913 --> 01:38:49,319 It's Blaze I need, where the hell is he? 1073 01:38:49,579 --> 01:38:51,040 Ah! 1074 01:38:58,853 --> 01:39:01,032 Well, he’s here! You said he wasn't there. 1075 01:39:01,157 --> 01:39:02,618 I don't understand anything about it. 1076 01:39:02,695 --> 01:39:04,053 Ah! 1077 01:39:05,297 --> 01:39:07,087 There... There you go! 1078 01:39:08,388 --> 01:39:11,357 She, like that; and he, clack! 1079 01:39:24,485 --> 01:39:26,842 Caesar, I love you! 1080 01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:29,848 Oh! Aaah! 1081 01:39:50,489 --> 01:39:51,794 Down! 1082 01:39:56,436 --> 01:39:58,428 Caesar! Caesar! 1083 01:39:58,717 --> 01:39:59,925 Come! 1084 01:40:01,564 --> 01:40:02,771 Majesty! 1085 01:40:08,568 --> 01:40:10,447 Search the house and take me everyone! 1086 01:40:10,561 --> 01:40:11,556 Come on, quickly! 1087 01:40:11,960 --> 01:40:13,181 Sallust! 1088 01:40:13,507 --> 01:40:15,384 What are you doing here? 1089 01:40:18,914 --> 01:40:20,526 Where is the Queen? 1090 01:40:22,089 --> 01:40:24,230 His Majesty has received my anonymous letter? 1091 01:40:24,288 --> 01:40:25,808 Where is the Queen? 1092 01:40:27,299 --> 01:40:30,027 Above, sire. I guide you. 1093 01:40:37,284 --> 01:40:38,396 Quickly! 1094 01:40:41,072 --> 01:40:42,185 Attention! 1067 01:40:48,690 --> 01:40:49,792 Mmm! 1095 01:40:55,733 --> 01:40:57,563 So isn't it, we agree, 1095 01:40:57,566 --> 01:40:59,363 I have done you a great service. 1096 01:40:59,372 --> 01:41:02,369 You repudiate the Queen and you give me back everything, my titles, 1096 01:41:02,372 --> 01:41:04,989 my duties, my money, my golden fleece, everything! 1098 01:41:06,259 --> 01:41:07,828 Here we are. 1099 01:41:29,170 --> 01:41:30,896 Sire, you here! 1100 01:41:31,027 --> 01:41:35,949 Juanita, wake up. Juanita, my darling, my little angel, the King is here! 1101 01:41:36,513 --> 01:41:37,634 Oh, sire! 1102 01:41:38,233 --> 01:41:40,978 Finally, Dona Juana, you are not ashamed? 1103 01:41:41,158 --> 01:41:42,978 Oh no, sire! 1104 01:41:43,892 --> 01:41:45,550 And you, Caesar, eh? 1105 01:41:48,039 --> 01:41:50,825 - Where is the Queen? - The Queen, here? 1106 01:41:50,993 --> 01:41:54,982 The Queen has gone to Bavaria, sire. Because of his dad who is sick. 1108 01:41:56,029 --> 01:41:58,661 This is why Doña Juana and I, 1109 01:41:58,856 --> 01:42:00,692 we took advantage of it. 1110 01:42:44,341 --> 01:42:45,740 Tell me, Sallust! 1111 01:42:47,294 --> 01:42:51,023 That's enough, huh? You are in a girl's room! 1112 01:42:51,466 --> 01:42:55,601 Sire! I am no longer a young girl. 1114 01:42:55,815 --> 01:42:57,958 - Marry us. - No. Oh! Woah! 1115 01:42:58,136 --> 01:43:01,520 That is to say... I will explain to you, sire. 1116 01:43:01,937 --> 01:43:03,318 You have to see, what! 1117 01:43:03,655 --> 01:43:07,695 We searched everything, Sire, we only found these two. 1118 01:43:09,486 --> 01:43:11,630 Who are these men? Sallust! 1120 01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:14,091 Where is he? 1121 01:43:18,435 --> 01:43:19,648 Hue! 1122 01:43:27,621 --> 01:43:28,862 Caesar. 1123 01:43:29,784 --> 01:43:31,472 Küssen Sie mich! 1124 01:43:32,294 --> 01:43:33,521 What does she say? 1125 01:43:33,637 --> 01:43:35,427 Kiss her, you fool! 1126 01:43:44,963 --> 01:43:47,618 Sallust! Where are you going? 1096 01:43:47,757 --> 01:43:49,524 Nowhere, sir. 1129 01:43:50,850 --> 01:43:52,911 I was looking for you, Majesty. 1130 01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:54,919 So, Sallust? 1131 01:43:57,511 --> 01:43:59,075 Am I a cuckold? 1100 01:44:16,957 --> 01:44:18,230 Wait! 1101 01:44:19,827 --> 01:44:21,230 Wait! 1133 01:44:23,472 --> 01:44:24,669 Oh! 1102 01:44:32,870 --> 01:44:34,238 Yalla! 1102 01:44:36,870 --> 01:44:38,000 Imshi! 1134 01:44:39,838 --> 01:44:41,502 Look who's coming! 1135 01:44:41,783 --> 01:44:43,494 Look who's there! 1136 01:44:43,956 --> 01:44:45,353 The Big Ones! 1106 01:44:57,823 --> 01:44:58,987 Yalla! 1137 01:45:19,596 --> 01:45:21,885 Well anyway we're not going to get moldy here. 1138 01:45:21,904 --> 01:45:24,193 I have a little plan to escape us all. 1110 01:45:24,380 --> 01:45:25,706 We return to Madrid. 1139 01:45:25,860 --> 01:45:27,352 We conspire. 1140 01:45:27,710 --> 01:45:29,622 The King repudiates the Queen. 1113 01:45:29,747 --> 01:45:31,684 The old woman marries the parrot. 1141 01:45:31,818 --> 01:45:33,391 Caesar becomes King. 1142 01:45:33,551 --> 01:45:36,029 I marry her, and here I am Queen! 1143 01:45:37,099 --> 01:45:42,005 Say, at times, you wouldn't have not the head which becomes huge? 1117 01:45:42,250 --> 01:45:43,630 See what I mean? 1145 01:45:44,735 --> 01:45:47,615 What are you doing so here, dear Caesar? 1146 01:45:47,847 --> 01:45:50,286 His name is not Caesar his name is Blaze. 1147 01:45:51,485 --> 01:45:53,427 Well the King told me you have the choice 1121 01:45:54,115 --> 01:45:56,808 or you married Doña Juana, or it's the Barbarys. 1149 01:45:56,915 --> 01:45:58,105 And then? 1150 01:45:58,222 --> 01:46:00,162 So, it’s the Barbary Islands! 1152 01:46:02,441 --> 01:46:03,894 Whoa, whoa! 1153 01:46:04,391 --> 01:46:05,801 Caesar! 1154 01:46:05,891 --> 01:46:06,901 Oh no! 1155 01:46:07,609 --> 01:46:08,354 The old woman! 1156 01:46:08,609 --> 01:46:10,848 Caesar! Caesar! 1157 01:46:11,109 --> 01:46:13,893 Here I am! It's me! 1158 01:46:14,150 --> 01:46:15,477 Oh no! 1159 01:46:15,734 --> 01:46:18,269 Oh no, help! 1160 01:46:27,048 --> 01:46:28,043 Help! 1161 01:46:28,136 --> 01:46:31,677 Caesar, wait for me, my love!