0 00:00:01,474 --> 00:00:04,851 Varez presents IRWAREZ.COM 1 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:06,947 Let me see if I understood correctly 2 00:00:06,947 --> 00:00:09,987 Is your country 250 years old? 3 00:00:09,987 --> 00:00:11,524 You know, how funny 4 00:00:11,524 --> 00:00:13,460 We have discos that are older than this 5 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:15,064 Yes, we are really jealous of your country 6 00:00:15,064 --> 00:00:17,502 Because of its long and completely insignificant history 7 00:00:17,502 --> 00:00:20,073 This corrupt country 8 00:00:20,073 --> 00:00:22,345 'Cause all I hear is go-go, gee-gee 9 00:00:22,345 --> 00:00:24,015 Which is exactly what the little kids say 10 00:00:24,015 --> 00:00:25,284 get away from me 11 00:00:25,284 --> 00:00:27,321 Go-go, J-J. every 12 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:30,260 Haven't you caught the fever of two hundred and fifty years yet? 13 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:33,066 Yes, and I wanted to tell you my story about it 14 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:36,406 which I call "Colonel Queen's 250th Anniversary Festival" 15 00:00:36,406 --> 00:00:38,678 which is actually a celebration for the country and of course the service I did to it 16 00:00:38,678 --> 00:00:41,482 And of course you, who are there because of being under my shadow 17 00:00:41,482 --> 00:00:43,821 I thought we should print some t-shirts for the soldiers 18 00:00:43,821 --> 00:00:45,558 Oh, how interesting! no yes why 19 00:00:45,558 --> 00:00:48,330 We just want to have a celebration that honors the country 20 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,900 A celebration that all soldiers miss 21 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,337 i know That's why I want to leave 22 00:00:52,337 --> 00:00:53,674 With a proper turkey dinner 23 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:56,045 People hate turkey, especially soldiers 24 00:00:56,045 --> 00:00:57,516 It is dry and makes you sleepy 25 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,252 Holiday turkey dinners in base self-service 26 00:00:59,252 --> 00:01:00,855 My best childhood memories 27 00:01:00,855 --> 00:01:02,893 And all these forces lost their vacations 28 00:01:02,893 --> 00:01:05,999 Because they were here, and I just want to bring that feeling of home to life for them 29 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,138 Honey, being away from home on vacation is part of the job 30 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:10,575 I mean, I don't even remember how many holidays 31 00:01:10,575 --> 00:01:13,848 I was not at home. i remember all of them 32 00:01:13,848 --> 00:01:15,417 Did you see me complain? no 33 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:18,557 Operation "Turkey in the Dark" was launched 34 00:01:18,557 --> 00:01:20,461 Well, if we want to get there, we have to hurry 35 00:01:20,461 --> 00:01:22,130 We have to get to Baumholder before the store closes. 36 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,567 Are you going to Baumholder? 37 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:25,236 Yeah, the base store was the only place I could 38 00:01:25,236 --> 00:01:27,542 find an American turkey; From the same hormones 39 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,047 As if they themselves can start patriarchal podcasts 40 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:31,817 It was supposed to be delivered today 41 00:01:31,817 --> 00:01:33,019 But there seems to be a problem 42 00:01:33,019 --> 00:01:34,556 That's why we are going to get them ourselves 43 00:01:34,556 --> 00:01:37,963 I think what's the problem with the board, right? 44 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:41,369 Guys, this is my case; Davidson complains about me 45 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,974 Because I messed up badly in the laser battlefield 46 00:01:43,974 --> 00:01:45,812 That's why he took our turkeys hostage 47 00:01:45,812 --> 00:01:48,183 It is completely logical. I forgot for a moment 48 00:01:48,183 --> 00:01:49,653 That the whole world revolves around you 49 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,524 what Really... well, let's go 50 00:01:51,524 --> 00:01:53,427 Hey, I'm coming with you, because you're straight 51 00:01:53,427 --> 00:01:55,397 You will fall into a trap. Yes! no 52 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:58,036 I hit mom. let's go 53 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:00,407 I had already predicted 54 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:01,777 Look, you are not coming. I'm coming 55 00:02:01,777 --> 00:02:03,179 No, you won't come. I will definitely come 56 00:02:03,179 --> 00:02:04,315 You mess up on road trips 57 00:02:04,315 --> 00:02:05,618 No, I don't. Do you remember when 58 00:02:05,618 --> 00:02:07,154 Did we go to Disneyland with a minivan? yes 59 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:08,389 You yelled at me then 60 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,593 to finish reading the song "99 Bottles of Beer". 61 00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:11,396 Because you said it was a ridiculous Alki song 62 00:02:11,396 --> 00:02:13,934 About the wrong storage of alcoholic beverages. It really is 63 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,437 Let me tell you something, girl 64 00:02:15,437 --> 00:02:17,709 I was in a Humvee that was blown up by a roadside bomb 65 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:20,213 I think I can afford a small purchase 66 00:02:20,213 --> 00:02:22,853 🎡 46 bottles of beer on the wall... 🎡 67 00:02:22,853 --> 00:02:24,857 🎡 46 bottles of beer... 🎡 68 00:02:24,857 --> 00:02:26,560 🎡 Take one of them and turn it... 🎡 69 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,166 When one needs a roadside ambush, there is no such thing 70 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:52,612 haven't we arrived yet? 71 00:02:52,612 --> 00:02:54,617 Say it again so I can order Conway 72 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:57,320 Open the door and throw you out, you understand? 73 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,492 I will do it too. Mom didn't give enough 74 00:02:59,492 --> 00:03:01,697 Well, at least we're going to the store 75 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:03,701 That store is everyone's mine 76 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:06,372 The best American chemical products 77 00:03:06,372 --> 00:03:08,343 Including a deodorant that really works 78 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:10,246 At the same time, I want from that villain 79 00:03:10,246 --> 00:03:12,451 I stock American soft drinks, i.e. Mountain Dew 80 00:03:12,451 --> 00:03:15,859 It's really ridiculous that the same chemicals that make it delicious 81 00:03:15,859 --> 00:03:18,597 causing it to be banned here 82 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:21,670 Don't you think maybe this is a sign that you shouldn't eat it? 83 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:23,206 No, the sign that I should not eat it was that 84 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:25,344 I feel lightning in my blood 85 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:27,147 ok you all have 86 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:30,420 Baumholder was seen as a great place only because of its store 87 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,257 But I am warning you, the enemy is still there 88 00:03:32,257 --> 00:03:34,362 No, it is not the enemy, in fact it is our own army 89 00:03:34,362 --> 00:03:37,468 My dear, you are looking at the matter very naively. I'm telling you 90 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:38,704 Davidson has a plan in his head 91 00:03:38,704 --> 00:03:41,577 And you are being rude 92 00:03:41,577 --> 00:03:44,649 By the way, their syrup powder is also sold in the store 93 00:03:44,649 --> 00:03:47,956 So, what do you want to buy from the store? 94 00:03:47,956 --> 00:03:49,592 what Oh, I'm not going to the store 95 00:03:49,592 --> 00:03:51,296 Baumholder was my first place of service 96 00:03:51,296 --> 00:03:53,366 Some of my old friends have a party 97 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,437 And some of them from Fabricman's comrades 98 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:58,343 Do you have other friends? Are they like us? 99 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:01,315 For example, do they have someone like "Mamadakis"? 100 00:04:01,315 --> 00:04:05,223 do you know what don't say I want to be surprised 101 00:04:05,223 --> 00:04:07,161 I am the base of the party 102 00:04:07,161 --> 00:04:08,764 I really like you to come to the party 103 00:04:08,764 --> 00:04:10,635 And you know that I want you to meet my friend 104 00:04:10,635 --> 00:04:12,738 Yes, for sure. yes, yes Of course I'm coming 105 00:04:12,738 --> 00:04:15,745 But only by invitation; In a secret underground club 106 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:17,181 My hand is tied 107 00:04:17,181 --> 00:04:18,416 um 108 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:21,489 Honestly, I have a text too, Conway 109 00:04:21,489 --> 00:04:24,161 I bet I got a message just now. Oh, look at this 110 00:04:24,161 --> 00:04:27,702 "Dear friend, a revolution against the bourgeois pigs is coming." 111 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:30,374 You know, just go to a Communist Party meeting once 112 00:04:41,997 --> 00:04:44,736 Colonel Quinn, let us know you've arrived 113 00:04:44,736 --> 00:04:47,107 General Davidson wants to see you in his office 114 00:04:47,107 --> 00:04:48,844 With the captain 115 00:04:48,844 --> 00:04:50,915 Ah, well, right after we got our turkeys 116 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,652 right now hmm 117 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:54,288 what is this smell 118 00:04:54,288 --> 00:04:57,228 wait Oh, yeah. This is a trap 119 00:04:58,531 --> 00:05:00,801 Colonel, what happened, did you remember us? 120 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,773 You know what we are here for. He is turning himself into Alichep Alley 121 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:04,308 Sir, we're here to pick up our turkeys 122 00:05:04,308 --> 00:05:05,444 ah He knows it himself 123 00:05:05,444 --> 00:05:07,147 We also serve turkey 124 00:05:07,147 --> 00:05:09,218 For the celebration of two hundred and fifty years 125 00:05:09,218 --> 00:05:11,389 Nothing feels American like turkey on Eid night 126 00:05:11,389 --> 00:05:14,127 I totally agree sir. land bird 127 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:15,932 Um, our turkeys 128 00:05:15,932 --> 00:05:17,935 We had ordered from your store, but later someone explained 129 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:19,606 The ordering system is down, sir 130 00:05:19,606 --> 00:05:22,244 Yes, the entire base's computers are down 131 00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:23,581 Oh, it's really terrible, sir 132 00:05:23,581 --> 00:05:24,949 You know what I think? 133 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,487 I think you canceled the orders on purpose 134 00:05:27,487 --> 00:05:29,626 Because you are still very complaining 135 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:32,164 I made such beautiful confetti 136 00:05:32,164 --> 00:05:34,135 In the laser battlefield 137 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:36,439 I have to say all this talk about turkey 138 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,043 A pure idea came to my mind 139 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:42,986 What if I roast 250 turkeys for America's 250th birthday? 140 00:05:42,986 --> 00:05:45,490 And for this, you need all the remaining turkeys 141 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:49,065 Confiscate the store 142 00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:53,039 Well, with all due respect, General, those are our turkeys 143 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:56,245 And you probably don't need all that, right? 144 00:05:56,245 --> 00:05:57,849 In the end, you throw away half of them 145 00:05:57,849 --> 00:06:00,220 What is more American than gluttony and extravagance? 146 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:01,355 you know what sir 147 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:03,426 You can take all 250 turkeys 148 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:05,430 And put them in a rocket 149 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:08,036 And shoot them into space 150 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,273 I don't care. Turkeys are important to me 151 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:12,945 They give the feeling of home. You missed the point 152 00:06:12,945 --> 00:06:14,816 He thought he trapped me, but now he is lost 153 00:06:14,816 --> 00:06:17,388 And don't believe these "feeling at home" stories either; This is what he wants 154 00:06:17,388 --> 00:06:19,391 He is playing mental games, do you understand? 155 00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:20,862 If you believe this house arajif, he is a slave 156 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:23,768 It doesn't feel like home, right? And... and this was not a trap either 157 00:06:23,768 --> 00:06:25,470 It became a trap because of your flattery 158 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,208 And this... I'm really sorry, sir 159 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:28,911 Please continue, Captain 160 00:06:28,911 --> 00:06:31,549 I would love to hear exactly what you think 161 00:06:31,549 --> 00:06:34,121 You do about Colonel Quinn as a father 162 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:35,356 You don't have to do this 163 00:06:35,356 --> 00:06:37,093 This is an order. Mm-hmm 164 00:06:37,093 --> 00:06:43,005 Well, you can't understand the feeling of home 165 00:06:43,005 --> 00:06:45,076 Because it is the whole adult life 166 00:06:45,076 --> 00:06:46,680 You were running away from him 167 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,584 And now that we are spending time together 168 00:06:48,584 --> 00:06:50,789 You want to be taken in for being a total "father", don't you? 169 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:54,061 But when you're there, you mess with him 170 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:55,698 wow 171 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:59,071 This went better than I thought it would 172 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:01,944 Popcorn? ok 173 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,759 cucumber 174 00:07:10,327 --> 00:07:12,030 yes 175 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,038 wise 176 00:07:19,044 --> 00:07:22,351 I haven't seen you for a long time. I missed us together 177 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:25,123 So girls, what are your new statistics? 178 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:28,730 Jen, are you still jumping on "He Who Shall Not Be Named"? 179 00:07:28,730 --> 00:07:30,801 no dad Now with Holly 180 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:33,072 I am guilty But I can change completely 181 00:07:33,072 --> 00:07:35,210 I know they are having a party there 182 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:39,351 daytime party how sad 183 00:07:39,351 --> 00:07:40,621 A strange guy is trying to come to you 184 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:42,559 Not even invited? ah 185 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:45,464 Conway, can you please tell them you know me? 186 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:48,169 won't let me go do you know him 187 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:50,207 Oh, yeah, you know I'll line it up myself 188 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:51,910 yes Hila 189 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,413 It doesn't let me go, even though it's quite obvious 190 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:54,549 that my phase is very correct 191 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,251 This is Eki 192 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,322 did you see I told you 193 00:07:58,322 --> 00:08:00,126 Papadakis, what are you doing here? 194 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,666 My friends are very strict and if they feel 195 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,736 No one is up to their standards 196 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:06,539 They may hit too fast 197 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:08,711 Um, Conway, you're talking about "me." 198 00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:11,850 The people are fighting for me, right? 199 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:14,020 Well, first of all, I was the prom king 200 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:15,525 Mostly because of that 201 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:16,860 I invented a very simple dance 202 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,429 That night everyone left 203 00:08:18,429 --> 00:08:21,235 Oh no, no, no. Inventive dance is prohibited 204 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:24,375 Just short chats 205 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:29,251 Um... who wants to talk about cloning animals? It has many advantages 206 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:33,392 There is nothing wrong with it; It's a small thing that I made with my phone 207 00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:36,900 Slottadillo. Isn't it so cute? 208 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:38,604 Shorter chats 209 00:08:41,676 --> 00:08:44,516 I checked the store, nothing left but a few horned chickens 210 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:49,760 You know, as soon as you know 211 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,464 I know what it's like to have a father who never listens 212 00:08:52,464 --> 00:08:54,802 I thought you and your father have a very good relationship 213 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,140 yes, good I just wanted to do something to make you feel better 214 00:08:58,075 --> 00:08:59,613 yes, thank you 215 00:08:59,613 --> 00:09:01,081 yes 216 00:09:02,519 --> 00:09:04,756 I'm really sorry. Yes, no problem 217 00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:07,427 I mean, he has ruined most of the vacations of my entire life 218 00:09:07,427 --> 00:09:09,599 So why should this one be different? 219 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,369 You have to admit that this back-to-back failure statistics is really stunning 220 00:09:11,369 --> 00:09:13,273 Yes, well, it's not his hand 221 00:09:13,273 --> 00:09:14,743 whatever he does 222 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:16,880 He does it without considering the consequences 223 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,984 Or how it affects others 224 00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:20,621 you know 225 00:09:20,621 --> 00:09:22,223 Guess who stole your turkey? 226 00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:25,965 Wait, you mean it's officially stolen? 227 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,303 Yeah, Davidson is going crazy 228 00:09:34,882 --> 00:09:38,056 It's great, isn't it? Now who is the hopeless daddy? 229 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:39,793 you what are you talking about 230 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:41,629 I stole your turkeys. Hey, start loading 231 00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:43,332 We have to move. You didn't do this for me 232 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,936 All because of your childish competition 233 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:46,305 with Davidson Baby, I could 234 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:48,342 I have to do a lot of other things to catch up with Davidson 235 00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:49,946 But I chose something that will help you 236 00:09:49,946 --> 00:09:53,385 I was just begging for turkey in front of Davidson 237 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,656 And now the turkeys have disappeared 238 00:09:54,656 --> 00:09:56,726 So he thinks it's my job 239 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,098 Major, could you please get the turkeys out of the van? 240 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,701 He still doesn't even know they aren't 241 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,538 This is a perfect crime. You can leave them 242 00:10:02,538 --> 00:10:03,874 Get back in the van, please? 243 00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:06,647 Crime makes people like me 244 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,351 Get fired from places like the army 245 00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:12,658 Major, please get the turkeys out of the van 246 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:14,963 Ok, just FYI these are very cool 247 00:10:14,963 --> 00:10:16,165 And I did not bring gloves 248 00:10:16,165 --> 00:10:18,069 Can we all just put the turkeys on it? 249 00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:19,839 Before anyone knows they disappeared? 250 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:21,843 This is much more dangerous than what I did now 251 00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:24,716 OK, I'll do it myself 252 00:10:24,716 --> 00:10:26,452 Waysa, waysa i do i do 253 00:10:26,452 --> 00:10:28,222 I am the boss. ah 254 00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:31,362 You know, I really love your shirts 255 00:10:31,362 --> 00:10:33,332 Very cool choice 256 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,674 Hmmm, it looks like the clothes my dad wears on vacation 257 00:10:36,674 --> 00:10:38,342 yes, thank you 258 00:10:38,342 --> 00:10:40,446 Dads are the best 259 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:42,317 Although I never saw my father 260 00:10:42,317 --> 00:10:46,960 Oh, what a fascinating discussion for the middle of the party 261 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,766 Did you see Conway? Your friends love me 262 00:10:49,766 --> 00:10:52,538 And I love that "special charm" 263 00:10:52,538 --> 00:10:53,707 ok 264 00:10:53,707 --> 00:10:55,143 This French is my own "class and prestige". 265 00:10:55,143 --> 00:10:58,249 Papadakas, they're getting you 266 00:10:58,249 --> 00:11:01,189 oh If you want to make a piece, I know how to make a piece 267 00:11:01,189 --> 00:11:02,725 No, no, no. We don't have to do this 268 00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:04,128 No, I know how to waste. hey hayley 269 00:11:04,128 --> 00:11:05,765 Maybe I'm on vacation like your dad 270 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,100 But unlike him, I did not stare at the ocean 271 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,837 And I don't think so 272 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:12,612 Why did I spend all my money on my daughter's normal nose job? 273 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:16,085 Girl! That was really funny 274 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,822 Not as funny as you think 275 00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:20,894 That big belt suits you. You look like Olympic weightlifters 276 00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:22,531 we went 277 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,403 It was very mean. ok, wow 278 00:11:25,403 --> 00:11:27,776 I didn't know you could make pieces like this 279 00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,746 Yes, because being mean is easy 280 00:11:29,746 --> 00:11:31,115 I just didn't realize they were being naughty 281 00:11:31,115 --> 00:11:33,453 Because I didn't think you were with people 282 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,256 Be a naughty friend 283 00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:37,360 Ummm, no 284 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,903 Unless... you are a naughty girl myself 285 00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:46,980 Oh no, Papadakas, you know me. do i know 286 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,519 Last week you complimented my shirt 287 00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:51,890 You were looking at my torso and stomach 288 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:54,796 were you kidding me No, I really meant it 289 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,533 Your manly belly and tail are very impressive 290 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:59,739 I don't know what to believe anymore. I have to get some air 291 00:12:03,346 --> 00:12:04,882 How bad is the situation? 292 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:07,187 Ummm... Quinn 293 00:12:07,187 --> 00:12:09,926 Quarantine the barracks. Look for those turkeys 294 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,195 It could not be done by just cooking and throwing away 295 00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,665 How many stuffed chickens should we celebrate? 296 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,268 no 297 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,371 It is not clean like that. ah 298 00:12:22,685 --> 00:12:23,987 ok safe area 299 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,658 Damn, can they walk any slower than this? 300 00:12:25,658 --> 00:12:27,995 listen now Your barracks are ready 301 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:30,300 Of course, this means he is going to have more fun 302 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,805 We enter the kitchens from the dining area 303 00:12:32,805 --> 00:12:34,241 We have to cut off the electricity, disable the cameras 304 00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:35,978 Put the turkeys in the refrigerator 305 00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:37,146 And boom, three whistles in a row 306 00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:38,449 As if nothing happened 307 00:12:38,449 --> 00:12:39,886 The psychological effects of the accident will remain for the rest of your life 308 00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,488 right I got your message 309 00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:42,691 Why did we show up? Hey 310 00:12:42,691 --> 00:12:44,461 excuse me 311 00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:48,035 We are doing reverse infiltration of turkeys 312 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,373 I don't understand what it means, but I am 313 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,310 By the way, where's Conway? That Baumholder 314 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,014 He knows better than all of us. We need it 315 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:56,252 He chose his naughty friends. Any definition 316 00:12:56,252 --> 00:12:58,590 It was a lie 317 00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,892 We are better off without it 318 00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:01,128 Ah! Come on, it's started 319 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,865 I brought this sweetheart with me 320 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:06,371 Did you bring an "escape bag" with you? This is not an escape bag 321 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:08,476 It is for cowards who run away from danger 322 00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,783 This bag "hit the heart of the accident" is for people like me who go in the belly of danger 323 00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:15,690 ok well oh 324 00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,962 Come on my dear Oh, oh 325 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,966 Weapons are prohibited. This is my lucky knife 326 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,403 In the past 25 years, he has been with me in all missions 327 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:25,577 do you know what Grab your turkeys and let's go. be early 328 00:13:32,423 --> 00:13:34,562 Excuse me, my daughter, what does that hand sign mean? 329 00:13:34,562 --> 00:13:37,100 I don't think I have ever understood the meaning of any of the hand signs 330 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,451 you god 331 00:13:58,275 --> 00:14:00,246 This scene is exactly like the game "Call of Duty". 332 00:14:00,246 --> 00:14:02,483 Look, I'll say it for the last time, Call of Duty. 333 00:14:02,483 --> 00:14:05,657 Built on the military, not the other way around 334 00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:13,607 Turkey refrigerator, our one o'clock 335 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:15,109 How do you understand this? 336 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,221 I know that so-and-so Irishman is somewhere around here 337 00:14:21,221 --> 00:14:24,662 Don't! back off back off soon, soon 338 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,298 Oh! oh my god 339 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,001 If you want to live, come with me 340 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,373 I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk when I'm drinking a margarita 341 00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:32,678 Margarita? 342 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,049 Let's go, let's go 343 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:36,452 run, run 344 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:40,995 This is behind a secret door 345 00:14:40,995 --> 00:14:43,099 I just have to press the right point 346 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,602 Ah! Wow, Dad, Dad 347 00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:46,339 I think... you were looking for this. did you see lucky knife 348 00:14:46,339 --> 00:14:48,710 original, untranslated English text 348 349 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,379 Oh, a secret passageway? yes 350 00:14:50,379 --> 00:14:53,185 It's like "Call of Duty Vietnam". 351 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,123 let's go We have to move 352 00:14:55,123 --> 00:14:56,291 Yes, we should go. let's go 353 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,694 I know you're there, Quinn 354 00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:59,064 Come out and face me like a man 355 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,800 Yes, come on, daddy, be quick. hurry up 356 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,936 come on No, listen to me 357 00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,674 You were right. I just wanted revenge on Davidson 358 00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:06,011 I don't want to touch your skirt. So ditch the turkeys 359 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:08,315 Go back to Stroopsdorf, I'll buy you time 360 00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:10,253 No, Dad, Vaisa 361 00:15:12,356 --> 00:15:14,260 Hello, Colonel 362 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,364 Qolqolqolqol (Turkey sound) 363 00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,878 Well, I'll ask you one more time 364 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:27,053 Where are those turkeys? 365 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,357 Name, Patrick Quinn. degree 366 00:15:29,357 --> 00:15:32,263 Look, don't play these ridiculous interrogation games on me 367 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:35,169 I also saw the training of resistance to interrogation 368 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,942 So... name, Patrick Quinn 369 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:39,579 Records, Quinn, Col 370 00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:43,185 Be a man and tell me where the turkeys are 371 00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:45,323 ok 372 00:15:45,323 --> 00:15:49,264 3 serial number 7... 7... 373 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,001 Look, I know you didn't do it alone 374 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,707 I know you don't care about turkeys 375 00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:55,176 But they are for your daughter 376 00:15:55,176 --> 00:15:57,080 And if I understand 377 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,353 I understand that he was also involved in this matter 378 00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:03,359 I do that with humility 379 00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:07,669 be fired ok 380 00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:10,507 General, I'm talking 381 00:16:10,507 --> 00:16:11,609 β™ͺ Six 382 00:16:12,744 --> 00:16:16,184 β™ͺ Five, zero 383 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:20,527 I can't believe my dad defended me like that 384 00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:24,134 That is the only time he has done anything even close to this 385 00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:26,338 There was a time when my naughty piano teacher fired me 386 00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,875 Because that woman was not ready to sing to me 387 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,444 Teach "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant". 388 00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:31,282 Look, I think it's pretty clear that it's the father 389 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,952 It is not in the blood of the colonel 390 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:34,622 Being a commander suits his spirit more 391 00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:36,626 You know, a lot of my vacations with him 392 00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:41,603 I have been in missions like this. Well, not exactly like this, of course 393 00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,406 The birds are not frozen 394 00:16:43,406 --> 00:16:45,343 The birds were Blackhawk helicopters 395 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,646 The first issue was more critical 396 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:48,282 In fact, it was much, much more vital 397 00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:50,621 for sure His love language is mission 398 00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:53,226 Oh Abelfazl, this place is full of dezhbane 399 00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:55,830 We have to go to the van. Waysa, waysa, waysa 400 00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:57,367 I have an idea 401 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,237 damn him I thought I could open your mouth 402 00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:02,376 No, nothing can break me but the movie "Dreamland". 403 00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:04,047 Oh, maybe the movie "Brian's Song" too. 404 00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,051 Look, just admit it 405 00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:07,320 And finish the case 406 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,257 Sir, I found Captain Quinn 407 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:11,596 Maggie, what are you doing here? you were supposed to 408 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:14,467 Well, I... I think I know where the turkeys are 409 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,071 Well, he can't know where the turkeys are 410 00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,207 Because the one who... was me 411 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,610 Well, turkeys? 412 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:20,012 Shouldn't they be in the fridge? 413 00:17:20,012 --> 00:17:21,950 What, you thought I didn't check the fridge? 414 00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:24,087 So, have you hammered lately? 415 00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:26,727 sir 416 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,803 How about... Oh, no problem, sir 417 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:35,142 You know, I always remember where I put my keys 418 00:17:35,142 --> 00:17:37,313 But if this situation worsens 419 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,017 Maybe you should talk to someone 420 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:43,492 Well, if they are all in their place, we will take care of it 421 00:17:43,492 --> 00:17:48,236 Happy half century Colonel Queen, sir 422 00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,548 Well, that's a very smart move you made 423 00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:57,120 But didn't I tell you to lose your grave? 424 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,457 Yes, but I should have thanked you 425 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:02,531 That too with a language that you understand 426 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,802 Because I didn't understand it before, okay? 427 00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:06,105 But... but now I understand 428 00:18:06,105 --> 00:18:08,710 You felt more comfortable in the mission 429 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:11,916 To the back of the dining table in our house 430 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,454 yes But now we are serving together 431 00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:18,930 So that feeling of "home" finally includes me 432 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,773 yes yes yes 433 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,955 Now you can say something kind 434 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:37,935 Yeah, ummm 435 00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:39,571 The children came. hey 436 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:41,174 We went to the barracks store, we thought, soldiers 437 00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,578 They need a real taste of the homeland 438 00:18:42,578 --> 00:18:45,149 Well, not quite real, mostly chemicals, but still good 439 00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,754 Well, that's really cool. ok 440 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,359 Let's go! Papadakas 441 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,263 what is Give me space 442 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,900 I don't want to hear an apology 443 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,202 I have something special for you 444 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,106 oh my god are you serious 445 00:18:57,106 --> 00:18:58,610 Mountain Devil Syrup? yes 446 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:00,246 We can start with this soda machine 447 00:19:00,246 --> 00:19:01,683 Ok, but don't be so pure 448 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:04,121 Truck drivers do this and stay awake for 48 hours 449 00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:06,993 Yeah, I sure don't 450 00:19:06,993 --> 00:19:09,030 When I first came to Stroopsdorf 451 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,967 I thought I was stuck on an island 452 00:19:10,967 --> 00:19:13,205 Full of losers and clowns and snorers 453 00:19:13,205 --> 00:19:14,775 But now I'm realizing that maybe it's me 454 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:17,280 More than I can admit, I am a loser and a clown and a snorer 455 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,952 so 456 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,889 Welcome to the island life 457 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,733 Isn't it my mountain demon? 458 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,004 I could cook you a turkey 459 00:19:29,004 --> 00:19:31,943 what 460 00:19:31,943 --> 00:19:33,947 Oh wait, how are you? 461 00:19:33,947 --> 00:19:35,885 We returned them all 462 00:19:48,442 --> 00:19:52,417 Tell me, which mountain does this "demon" (dew) belong to? 463 00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,589 "Son Elon" supermarket, Gen. ummm 464 00:19:54,589 --> 00:19:57,794 I say, its gas makes the texture of your mouth beautiful 465 00:19:57,794 --> 00:20:00,867 Why are American poisons so delicious? 466 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,436 Because we are the best 467 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:05,209 Now, a bite of victory to celebrate 468 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,748 Our first reverse infiltration operation 469 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,916 ummm 470 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,156 oh yeah 471 00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:15,196 I had forgotten how dry our turkey is. ah 472 00:20:15,196 --> 00:20:17,433 Not if you bombard it with ketchup 473 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,605 There is a lot left. come on 474 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:20,607 yes ummm 475 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:23,011 Yes, go ahead 476 00:20:23,011 --> 00:20:25,215 This will line it up. oh yeah 477 00:20:25,215 --> 00:20:27,019 very great I'm fine, oh yeah, no 478 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,024 it is delicious yes 479 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,459 don't 480 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,664 don't Oh, you ate it 481 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,367 Yes, eat it 482 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,904 No, don't swallow it with that thick syrup 483 00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:41,214 Happy half-century celebration of Colonel Queen, everyone 484 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,534 Who is willing to learn that dance? 485 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:52,838 Who left my graduation party? 486 00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:54,575 Five, six, seven, eight 487 00:20:54,575 --> 00:20:59,885 All come with me to the left. to the right 488 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,354 Two steps back! Whoah 489 00:21:01,354 --> 00:21:03,092 Papadakasi sliding 490 00:21:03,092 --> 00:21:04,193 clap now 491 00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:05,496 Hand! clap your hands 492 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:06,699 This is too heavy for Papadakas 493 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,937 Now come down and hit the ground 494 00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:10,005 come on that's it 495 00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:11,509 very well yes 496 00:21:11,509 --> 00:21:13,880 Make love to the earth beautifully. It's getting serious 497 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,784 He definitely beat the mountain demon 498 00:21:15,784 --> 00:21:17,353 Ok, sure it was the same dance 499 00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:18,890 With whom you became the king of the party? 500 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:20,259 Yes, it was the year of Corona 501 00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:22,497 It was all in Zoom 502 00:21:22,497 --> 00:21:24,167 Five, six, seven, eight 503 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,304 To the left! to the right 504 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:28,408 two steps back 505 00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:29,779 Papadakis slide 506 00:21:29,779 --> 00:21:33,318 clap your hands Hand! Hand! Hand! hand 507 00:21:33,318 --> 00:21:35,624 Now come down and rub yourself on the ground like psychics 508 00:21:35,624 --> 00:21:37,794 It is going very well 509 00:21:38,794 --> 00:21:45,794 πŸ’«βœΏ WAREZ-IR βœΏπŸ’« πŸŒΈβ™‘ IRWAREZ.COM β™‘πŸŒΈ