1 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:20,860 THE MONK AND THE DEVIL 2 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:40,960 What about you?! 3 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:43,530 P�n�... 4 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:26,730 Why are you standing there like a snowman? Go at him! 5 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:47,530 Who are you? And whose? 6 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:51,030 Ivan, son of Semyon. 7 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,360 -Why are you on fire? -From sins. 8 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,230 And are they that big? 9 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:03,030 Bigger than a grasshopper, but smaller than an ox's hoof. 10 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:05,430 So you're almost a saint... 11 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,400 There is no place for such people here. We are overflowing with sinners - like in an Orthodox church on Sunday! 12 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,830 I'm going from the Nino-Sor hermitage - the skit burns there! 13 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:15,660 Together with the hermitage? 14 00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,460 How could the hermitage burn down? 15 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,230 The hermitage is nothing - nihil! 16 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,530 Think with your head, ruler! 17 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,760 I am not a ruler... 18 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,560 -Did you know that a tit set the sea on fire? -How so? 19 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:32,830 She just wags her tail and the sea is on fire! 20 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:37,560 -I don't understand the reference... -The hint is that you won't talk to me anyway! 21 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:41,600 Go to hell, wash yourself! And now there will be your first command: 22 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,330 Although sometimes you remain silent - in the presence of seniors in the hierarchy... 23 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,700 Take him in. 24 00:03:56,830 --> 00:04:00,030 Here is soap with birch tar and a towel. 25 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:04,360 -Black soap but washes in white - is that what we say? -I don't know... 26 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,900 Ikos and the kondakion will come out anyway! 27 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,260 It's not nice to use soap when the face is already rotten! 28 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,560 And lavender water, delicate for complete satisfaction after fiery ablutions! 29 00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:17,760 What about oily, fragrant lotions? 30 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,500 Mistletoe, ginger and African lemon?! What?! 31 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:23,830 Do you even know what that is?! 32 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:26,930 So get out of here! 33 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:56,500 Our Reverend Father, I was worthy of being born in Nowgorod Wielki... 34 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,730 From saintly and wealthy parents... 35 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,200 At Holy Baptism he was called Alexei... 36 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:05,930 His father called himself Michael... 37 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,760 The mother's name is not exactly known... 38 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,930 He received a good upbringing... 39 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:13,330 Ivan, son of Semyon! 40 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,760 Good groats? 41 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,760 The corpse said it was great and didn't get up from the bed! 42 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,930 Take his plate away and don't give him anything else! 43 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,560 Read, read... What are you thinking about? 44 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,300 He received a good upbringing in the fear of God... 45 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,960 He was taught to read and acquired the wisdom of books... 46 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,330 easily penetrate the wisdom of God's Scriptures... 47 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:44,760 Even when he was a child, Alexei didn't like playing... 48 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,800 That's not what I wanted to say. 49 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:52,460 The groats are truly excellent... General's porridge... 50 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,660 Even in inns they give worse. 51 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,430 What about you? Have you been to inns? 52 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,830 There were... 53 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,200 And is it bitter to drink there too? 54 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,360 Not once - life is bitter anyway... 55 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:13,800 I was there for about a year on duty when I lost my parents... 56 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,800 Until God called me I would wander through the holy places. 57 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:21,300 And where are you from? 58 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,700 -From the famous city of Torka. -From Torek... 59 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:29,030 And what is the life of the famous town of Torek? 60 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,260 In my free time, I go for dinner to Po�arski in Tor�ek! 61 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,730 Eat your fill of fried cutlets and you'll be gone forever! 62 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,700 Once, two writers from the capital came to us... 63 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:48,760 One long-haired man, with a bird's face and a nose like a beak... 64 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,860 The second one is as light as the wind and similar to a Negro. 65 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:54,400 They ordered fire cutlets. 66 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:58,400 And you don't know what fire cutlets are, sir! 67 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,730 Pureed chicken meat... 68 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,600 With a cube! 69 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:09,330 Surrounded in biscuits - but not cooked on fire... 70 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:14,330 But steam - until fully browned! 71 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,960 So I brought these writers a cutlet... 72 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,060 And the one with the bird face pecked the cutlet with a knife... 73 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:24,200 And come out of it... Oh... 74 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:27,960 A bunch of light hair. 75 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:33,100 And this supposedly black man laughed and shouted at me... 76 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:36,560 What are you giving me here, unwashed rice?! 77 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:40,230 Did we ask for an Yekaterian wig?! 78 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,100 And I answer that it's not a wig... Poultry feathers sooner! 79 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:47,530 And I remembered that our cook is blond... 80 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:51,830 And that he showed up in the morning after a strong Framboise, because the lady refused him... 81 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,400 To whom he showed higher feelings! 82 00:07:56,230 --> 00:07:59,600 So what? Did they wash your clothes? 83 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,660 -Not at all! -I would... 84 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,800 Whips with water, over the fat! 85 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:11,930 After all your hidden places! 86 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,700 And why are you silent? Read! 87 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:22,060 He dealt not with the earthly but with the heavenly... Fast and pray. 88 00:08:22,230 --> 00:08:26,130 His parents were concerned about his unusual behavior... 89 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,860 But persuasions could not stop him... 90 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:38,100 So yes, Ivan, son of Semyon... 91 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:43,330 I won't feed you for free anymore! I don't have enough peas for you. 92 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:49,060 If you want to stay in the holy temple under God's Right... 93 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:53,860 You will fix this for the well monastery - you have work to do for a few weeks. 94 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:58,700 The well is old and run down - there behind the fence. 95 00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:02,360 But once it was healing! 96 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:07,200 God is with us with his goodness and love for people... 97 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,560 Now, always and forever! 98 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,100 Amen! 99 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,330 What is this, brothers? 100 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:31,300 Why such an attempt? 101 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:34,130 Get away from us! 102 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:37,800 And the well? Will he follow me? 103 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:42,800 A regiment of soldiers won't be able to cope here! And you have to draw to the bottom! 104 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,800 -To the bottom? -What did you think? 105 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:52,960 To choose the whole dirt, you have to go to the bottom... 106 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,660 Heh... And only?! 107 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,830 It's not the sea, it's just a well! 108 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:04,400 She will soon be as beautiful as a newborn! 109 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:11,530 Line up in a chain and pour into that hole! 110 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,030 And move, or we won't make it to the Parousia! 111 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:23,460 Three buckets are not enough! More is needed! 112 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,560 Your Holiness... 113 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:15,000 Due to the dry summer and late autumn... 114 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:19,800 We collected 20 boxes less of mushrooms this summer than last year... 115 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,230 And most of them with worms! 116 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,960 Yes, so... 117 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,960 It was impossible to prepare supplies for the winter. 118 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:37,200 -It couldn't be... -What do you think - should I write to him about the worms? 119 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:42,330 If you consider everything and decide coolly at the right time... It's not worth it! 120 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,600 -And why? -The worm can overwhelm his strength. 121 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:51,400 Good - no need to talk about worms... Write from a new line! 122 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,360 And we collected no more than 60 baskets of cranberries... 123 00:11:57,260 --> 00:12:00,830 Because the swamps dried up and what was left was eaten by bears... 124 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:05,330 Who lives in the local forests and robs us! 125 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,160 Because it's an animal... 126 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,100 What do you think - is it worth writing to him about bears? 127 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,100 If you consider everything and decide coolly at the right time... It's not necessary... 128 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:23,660 -Why? -He can put the bear on his account. 129 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,200 So cross it out! 130 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,060 Keep writing! 131 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,560 And the bees... 132 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:39,030 Although it's been swarming for almost two months... 133 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,560 However, it made for a delicious linden honey in the July winter! 134 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:48,600 Which I am sending to you on your name day and I am asking for your holy prayers! 135 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:54,060 And I'm also asking for Greek oils and candles... 136 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,700 In exchange for the wax I sent earlier... 137 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,330 And how? 138 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,430 If you consider everything and coolly decide just in time... 139 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:10,030 -So and? -You don't need all this... It's doubtful it will be of any help. 140 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,730 Write that the summer was perfect, the sun was warm, the grass was growing... 141 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:19,130 -Why?! -Because crop failure is against your interests. 142 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,860 Say that you can't cope and sail to the distant eparchy - as long as it is out of sight. 143 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:28,860 Good - convince me. 144 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,400 The sun was shining, the grass was growing... 145 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:36,730 But leave it to oils and candles! 146 00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:40,760 And I also wanted to ask for a new bell... 147 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,260 Could it be? 148 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,430 If you consider just in time... 149 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:50,360 Then just ask for holy prayers - I'm sure he will give. 150 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,530 Ready! 151 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,160 How many times have I told you not to enter without being summoned! 152 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:03,260 -What's ready? Where?! -Studnia... Studnia gotowa! 153 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:09,060 Yes? How much time has passed? 154 00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,060 A ciebie, bracie, biesy p�dz�?! 155 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,430 Come on, give me... 156 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,900 Sweet water! 157 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,760 A gdzie Iwan, syn Siemiona? 158 00:14:56,330 --> 00:15:00,700 -Ivan, son of Semyon! -I'm here! Why are you screaming? 159 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,960 -Me nothing? -And why? 160 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,860 Nie znalaz�o by si� gor�cej herbatki? 161 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:18,060 Zaparzcie mu suszonej lipy. 162 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:22,300 Confess tomorrow! I will absolve you. 163 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:27,300 -What do you say? -Not this term... 164 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,700 -It smells of illusion here! -I think so... 165 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,460 Do you think the term of office is questionable? 166 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:38,630 The visible world is only a reflection of reality - but not only that! Compra vu? 167 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,900 Maybe his target could be searched while he's gone... 168 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,900 Widzia�e� Iwana, syna Siemiona? 169 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,060 He's gone. 170 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,060 I have to confess... to my superior. 171 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:55,400 I'm in such a situation that I can't shout... 172 00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:58,100 Now wait! 173 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,830 You have to arrive on time! 174 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,360 -What are you sorry for? -For everything. 175 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,260 What if I thought? 176 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:42,160 -There is no sin I wouldn't try... -So in all of them?! 177 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,760 -Theft? -And would this be a sin in Russia? 178 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:52,160 -False testimony?! -Dig deeper! The worst sin! 179 00:17:54,830 --> 00:18:00,500 -Seducing widows and orphans?! -I want to tell you about the worst sin! Can you? 180 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500 Speak! 181 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:10,560 I have love in my soul! Countless... 182 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,660 Towards what? 183 00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:18,700 For everything! To all creatures on earth, in heaven and underwater! 184 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:23,660 I see a grasshopper at my feet and my heart sinks with sadness! 185 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:28,660 I will say goodbye to him - and even worse to the homeless kitten! 186 00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:31,100 My heart is breaking! 187 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,300 -And to the man? -Oh man, that's terrifying! 188 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,100 I love him so much that I can't live without him! Especially without a human enemy! 189 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,460 Wait, wait.... Is it you and your enemies that you love?! 190 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,400 I'm so weak! 191 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:51,660 -And the enemies of the Church of Christ? -Especially these! 192 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:58,930 -That's all?! -NO. Not everything... 193 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:03,430 I still repent in immeasurable goodness, lack of greed... 194 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,130 In universal forgiveness and wisdom! 195 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:11,560 -What? -Wisdom has this condition. Did the ruler experience this? 196 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:15,830 -No, God will not allow... -And I'm still there! 197 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:20,830 I sit at the window, looking at the surrounding life and I feel so much wiser! 198 00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:24,730 And they can't do anything with themselves! Because you're smarter - that's it! 199 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,300 So will you forgive sins, Lord?! 200 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,230 They cannot forgive you your sins. 201 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,860 You yourself should forgive me - not me! 202 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:44,330 And you don't have to go to mass! You brother, go... 203 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,430 And where and? 204 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,660 And where do you want to go... Oh, I'm going to the river! 205 00:19:50,930 --> 00:19:54,500 Catch me a fish! Dress her up for important guests... 206 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,100 Tomorrow the Archimandrite will come to see me and everything... 207 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,960 -And I would like to receive communion... -No! This is completely unnecessary! 208 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,860 There's no need for this! 209 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,360 Oh, kiss the cross for the kanun on the candle and that's enough! 210 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,630 Enough! 211 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:25,130 -Are you sure he went? -Recently, I took a fishing rod and went to the river. 212 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:30,360 -And how does he behave in the cell? Isn't he having fun? -NO. But praying gets in the way. 213 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,020 -What? -It's very noisy! It knocks loudly - as if someone was rolling a fireplace on the floor. 214 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:36,300 It groans wildly and sometimes laughs! 215 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,960 -You understand?! -It is written about this in 'Lives': God builds a church, and the Devil builds a bell tower... 216 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,900 Universal idyll. 217 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,330 I will shake this idyll! 218 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:53,300 He will not let you into his monastery for any term! 219 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,130 Look to see if he's hiding anything in the bedding. 220 00:21:16,330 --> 00:21:19,530 Maybe peas are stolen and hidden... 221 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:33,630 Get that bitch son to me right now! To me! 222 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:50,760 How Jonah entered the whale's belly - so let the salmon and the keta come here! 223 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:49,800 What, brother, has dissolved so much? 224 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:57,630 The most necessary... There is no... in the monastery... 225 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,360 candles and these... Missing... 226 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,500 Poverty in means. 227 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,560 What about poverty in spirit? 228 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,730 And that's enough... 229 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,930 And where are you from?... Your Holiness... 230 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,930 From Tomsk Governorate. 231 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:26,630 About the Commander's Monastery of St. Have you heard of Tomasz Niedowiarek? 232 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:34,260 I seem to remember... 233 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:43,400 This is... One boy... 234 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,600 Be lazy! 235 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:49,030 I want to pull his ears and chase him away! 236 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,300 Does he curl his own hair? 237 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,860 -Or others? -Another one. 238 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,530 -I mean, barber. -Possible. 239 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,500 But he does it without their consent... 240 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,500 For their spiritual benefit! 241 00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:11,130 Presumption of innocence... 242 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,360 Is there anything like that in your monastery? 243 00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:18,060 Everything happens here - but of something I haven't met yet... 244 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:20,560 And I have it. 245 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:27,360 We use it successfully to church laws and Roman law. 246 00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:33,100 From where it can be derived using the method of general induction. 247 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:38,000 Wouldn't you like some thyme tea? 248 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:42,430 I only drink raw water. 249 00:24:42,930 --> 00:24:45,700 Why are you pretending... 250 00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:49,560 Stupid Vanya, ihumen? 251 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,900 Why do you want to drive away the saint? 252 00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:55,960 And you... Who are you talking about? 253 00:24:56,300 --> 00:25:00,000 About Ivan, son of Semyon. 254 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,500 After all, he is almost a saint. 255 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:07,300 His fame precedes him! 256 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:11,130 He has been visiting monasteries since his youth, performing miracles... 257 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:13,760 Be careful! 258 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:18,930 They will canonize him in a thousand and a half years - and what will you say then?! 259 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,460 How will you sing then? 260 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,900 In a thousand and a half years I won't say anything. 261 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:29,760 Others will say for you! that there was one such person on Earth... 262 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:34,360 He is an ihumen - he chases away what is holy! 263 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:39,400 bury him alive in the ground, beat and chase away... 264 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,000 If I were you, I'd dig it out! 265 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,500 How so? 266 00:25:49,230 --> 00:25:51,760 I would bring him closer to me... 267 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,630 I would trust the money, management... 268 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,100 I would prepare for a replacement. 269 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,730 You're not young anymore - You can't cope with many things anymore. 270 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,600 You will spend the night... 271 00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,730 And there's a stroke in my heart... 272 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,000 Or maybe even worse! 273 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,500 At Sunday morning mass! 274 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:21,160 And here you have a man... 275 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:26,060 On whom you can always rely. Your man! 276 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,660 Your hermitage will become famous all over the Earth! 277 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:35,000 The monastery's income will triple! 278 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,860 How? What could be the income here?! 279 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,000 And did you forget about the land? 280 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:51,060 These landowners will write it themselves together with the peasants and peasants! 281 00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:56,060 I will beg on my knees to accept their villages! 282 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,630 And don't forget about the forests - sheep's heads! 283 00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:08,700 It would seem that the forest is the best a useless thing when it stands... 284 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:13,130 Well, what's the benefit of it? Only mosquitoes and predators! 285 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:18,600 But when the forest goes - it turns into gold! 286 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,300 Wood is always in price! 287 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,460 You will carve it, you will sell it... 288 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:30,930 And you will ask Ivan Semyonych who to sell it to. 289 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:35,930 To the East - or to the West? 290 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,960 He will tell you. 291 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,960 And no one has anything to say here - you two will be at the boss! 292 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:48,230 In your hermitage, candles and butter will be like dirt! And instead of a forest there will be space! 293 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:53,230 Only the wind will blow - here and there! 294 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,260 Yes, yes... 295 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,800 I'm staying here with you. 296 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:06,860 It's time for me to go! 297 00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:10,660 The road to the commandery is not close... 298 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:15,630 I understand... Komandoria is commandery. 299 00:28:15,830 --> 00:28:18,330 Commander is a trifle! 300 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:21,730 But service is beyond reason! 301 00:28:22,130 --> 00:28:24,230 Goodbye. 302 00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:30,200 Why don't you take it with you? To the commander... 303 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,760 The commandery is ready - and he is not yet. 304 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,900 What did he have on panagi?! 305 00:29:02,530 --> 00:29:06,660 -What happened at the panagia?! -What panagia can befall a lady?! 306 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,430 -What lady?! -Charming, white... 307 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,560 She said she had an appointment... I didn't know what to think! 308 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,800 A lady in a men's monastery! Nonsense! Zeno's paradox! 309 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:20,060 Are you drunk?! 310 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:24,460 Smell her handkerchief. She accidentally dropped it. 311 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,800 Feel? Mountain lavender. 312 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,060 Eau de toilette - not for our deaf people! 313 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:28,600 What's that? 314 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,430 What for?! 315 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:35,360 You asked for it! And it's a pity about the fish... 316 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,300 She's not guilty... 317 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,300 Why tie your legs? 318 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,030 so as not to come back! 319 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,960 And cover his mouth... 320 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,600 Because we will be showered with proverbs like peas! 321 00:30:57,700 --> 00:30:58,900 Open up! 322 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,660 Take it to the pier! 323 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,760 The living God, who accompanied his servant Joseph... 324 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,600 You also accompany your servant John... 325 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,200 And save him forever... 326 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:24,100 Eternal peace and a happy return grant him... 327 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,130 -There was no need to talk about returning... -I hope he doesn't come back to us. 328 00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:48,100 It's flowing back! 329 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,900 Miracles! Against the tide! 330 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:08,260 Make him comfortable! Cheers to all the devils! 331 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:20,500 Look! He's back again! 332 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:31,330 No need to solve! And you don't have to take the tissue out of your mouth... 333 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,860 So you are friends with water?! 334 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,130 You will wash the underwear. 335 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:47,800 The trousers got caught in the rain - they washed themselves! 336 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:51,060 Yes, I thought... 337 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,700 That's where you'll live - next to the laundry room. 338 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:57,830 And don't get into my eyes - or I'll kill you! Take it back. 339 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,300 -Why are you calling, stupid?! -What kind of fire?! 340 00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:37,530 Worse! 341 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,360 Why did God punish me in such ways?... 342 00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:21,160 Who will answer? Aleksandr Kristoforowicz - my soul... 343 00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:26,600 Is this the eternal curse of Russia? 344 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,000 Will the Most High help us one day and will we live like humans? 345 00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:35,000 If you judge at the right time and according to human reason... 346 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,760 We don't need roads at all - and even very harmful! 347 00:34:39,930 --> 00:34:42,760 I wasn't talking to you, father... 348 00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:51,300 Your Highness... Our journey ends on a minor note... 349 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:55,300 The spring is broken. And this wheel is also at risk... 350 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:59,160 I have always been against English leaf springs! 351 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,730 Who brought them to Russia? 352 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:06,330 It was I who ordered the spring coaches from London... 353 00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:10,730 So this monk is right? 354 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,300 We don't need roads and spring carriages? 355 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:20,100 I wouldn't say that. The monk is as dark as a cone! 356 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,900 And I want to spread this darkness for our entire educated layer! 357 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,860 Get up, monk! 358 00:35:37,230 --> 00:35:40,960 After all, we live in an enlightened age... 359 00:35:41,730 --> 00:35:45,030 Class prejudices are not trendy now... 360 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,660 Where your feet are, there are our heads! 361 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,830 He's about to die from these patriotic feelings... 362 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:02,430 This problem is easy to solve. 363 00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:11,390 Would you like to get a riding crop, you old bastard? Get up immediately! 364 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,800 Who are you? 365 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:32,300 Ihumen. A teacher of these gray places. 366 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:37,300 And why did you fall on your knees? Do you think it's easier for me to talk to you this way? 367 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:43,360 Don't think... I never think at all! 368 00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:51,100 So what makes you different from my ministers?! 369 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,100 Because I live in a bear den. 370 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,330 Have you heard, Count? The old man is dashing... 371 00:37:02,330 --> 00:37:05,900 Ask if there's a man with them who could repair an English spring. 372 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:08,830 -Don't you have a man?... -I don't have it! 373 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,200 And who are all these people?! 374 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,030 These are the lambs of God! 375 00:37:14,230 --> 00:37:17,460 I don't care... Can you repair a spring? 376 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,200 No, my God! 377 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,760 Well, yes... Well, yes. 378 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:26,130 If it's your way, we don't need roads or springs... But why? 379 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,030 Because if it's expensive - the enemy will run over them! 380 00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,330 And it will reach straight to the heart of Russia! 381 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:45,030 Oh, that's right, Count... 382 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:49,500 -Ihumen is talking to the point. -You found someone to listen to... 383 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,160 The iron road will solve our problems! 384 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,560 The smell of the province - I love it. 385 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,100 Take us in, father - we need to rest. 386 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:20,260 We are very tired. 387 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:24,330 What is this strange fish? 388 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,300 I've never seen one like this. 389 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:31,000 Sit down, ihumen. 390 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:34,330 lives in our waters. 391 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,300 For Your Majesty's arrival, God has sent us! 392 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:41,460 What's his name? 393 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:43,860 What's his name?! 394 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,500 Monster of exoscess... 395 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:50,800 Monstrous exosces! 396 00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:01,330 In me, Andrei, a piece of this... Monsrtus. 397 00:39:49,030 --> 00:39:53,300 An unexpected taste - this monster of yours... 398 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,130 Strange... 399 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:03,660 Are there any other miracles in your monastery? 400 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:07,930 Secret signs, holy sages... 401 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,130 Ghosts, screams... 402 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,630 Shadows on the wall... 403 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,530 Your Highness... We don't even dream about ghosts! 404 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,960 For us to survive the winter without hunger - this is already a great miracle for us! 405 00:40:25,930 --> 00:40:28,830 Traveling around Russia... 406 00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:33,860 You keep hearing: hunger, crop failure... 407 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:39,300 Has our Empire lacked common sense? 408 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:43,300 Are there no people in the fields, and the earth ceased to produce? 409 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:48,900 And of all the miracles there is only a broken spring - and there is no one to fix it! 410 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,760 What's all this for?! 411 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,930 Who's to blame?! 412 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,730 There are miracles in our monastery! Great and incomprehensible! 413 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,830 I'm telling the truth, Ihumen! And before my... 414 00:41:04,230 --> 00:41:06,900 Be gracious Emperor, do not lie! 415 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:11,760 The rivers listen to him, the water serves him! He is a great Teacher! 416 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:16,160 Who are you hiding, ihumen? What teacher? 417 00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:22,460 -No teacher and no miracles... -So who is he? 418 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,760 Who knows who! 419 00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:31,760 When the Savior walked on water - it was a miracle! And here... 420 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,230 Only there the raft sailed against the current... 421 00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:39,200 And was there a sail on this raft? 422 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:46,530 Even steam engines go against the current with difficulty... 423 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:51,200 -And an ordinary raft... Isn't it a miracle? -Not a miracle. 424 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,560 And you can clean an old, dirty well in an hour?! 425 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:59,060 -No miracle! -And the fact that it burns and doesn't burn?! 426 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,200 -And the fact that the fish itself swims to him as to the Apostles?! -No miracle! 427 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,330 Not a miracle! These are not miracles! 428 00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:24,830 I'll come to you soon... If you say even a word!!! 429 00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,360 It's not just a monastery, but you won't see the white world either! 430 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:32,760 Just sit and be silent! You understand?! Sit and be silent! 431 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,760 Don't be ashamed and keep silent if you don't have anything to say! 432 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,530 Leave us... 433 00:43:21,830 --> 00:43:24,760 Are you that miracle worker? 434 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,800 God sent us a test - a spring in the carriage. 435 00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,660 And there is no one to repair it. 436 00:43:47,030 --> 00:43:50,130 You're even literate... 437 00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:54,230 Can you take a look? 438 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:05,760 What are you doing in heaven zuzuzu - Don't take income from an entrepreneur! 439 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:09,700 What? From which entrepreneur? 440 00:44:09,830 --> 00:44:11,900 Not explained. 441 00:44:12,030 --> 00:44:17,000 Dear sir... Would you be kind enough to explain your reasoning. 442 00:44:18,930 --> 00:44:21,700 But there is something in his words! 443 00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:34,100 Not me! The state takes it for its own needs. 444 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,730 It's like this all over the world: taxes on entrepreneurs and traders... 445 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:41,830 If I don't take money from them, what do I need them? 446 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:45,700 You yourself should understand how much evil there is from them. 447 00:44:46,660 --> 00:44:48,900 They are buying my officials... 448 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:52,860 They are cutting down forests illegally! What if he gets into the state treasury?! 449 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:56,460 There will be nothing left in it except a dead mouse! 450 00:44:57,330 --> 00:45:00,300 Aleksander Kristoforowicz will confirm to you... 451 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,260 Steal! 452 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,460 Give it to me, Count... 453 00:45:35,830 --> 00:45:41,230 Without work there will be no end... 454 00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:44,660 What does this mean, Aleksandr Kristoforych? 455 00:45:46,430 --> 00:45:48,730 This is Russia at its core... 456 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:51,260 What language is it in? 457 00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:53,460 In bird. (Kurica not ptica - Poland not abroad) 458 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:57,630 You can end the audience... Let's get out of here, Your Majesty. 459 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,660 No, wait... He makes me curious. 460 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:05,300 He is not only a miracle worker - he's also a politician! 461 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,730 He's already started salivating... 462 00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:18,100 Ask him for a miracle and... 463 00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:20,660 We're finishing this. 464 00:46:22,100 --> 00:46:25,430 Can you repair the spring? 465 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:39,060 If you can't use your mind, let him fix it with his saliva. 466 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:43,860 Everything is clear... Let's go, Your Majesty! 467 00:47:32,730 --> 00:47:36,000 Let me make some sheets. Wake me up no earlier than ten. 468 00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:39,630 It will be done, Your Majesty! 469 00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:57,460 A.S. Pushkin Boris Godunov 470 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,400 Write. Do you have anything to write down? 471 00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:13,260 I will remember, Your Majesty. Please dictate! 472 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,200 First. 473 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:23,100 Reduced the number of serfs from half to one third from their entire population in the territory of the Russian Empire. 474 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,300 Next! 475 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:30,830 He gave the state peasants an allotment of their own land. 476 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:35,200 What will the landowners say? 477 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,100 They will say: Praise the Emperor! And if they don't say it, I'll regret they didn't say it! 478 00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:45,400 -Will there be anything else? -It will be. 479 00:48:55,640 --> 00:49:01,500 You are, after all, one of the founders of the Land Steamboat Society... Wrong? 480 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:06,860 And your share is 100 thousand. silver rubles. 481 00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:09,200 Is that good? 482 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,730 What kind of steamers are these? Will you explain to me? 483 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:17,060 A thing that is necessary and useful to everyone... 484 00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:19,500 Don't doubt it. 485 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:24,330 However, your participation in the Second Russian Fire Protection Society... 486 00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:27,230 He makes an angry tone. 487 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:33,360 You are a state person, so commercial interests are completely unnecessary here. 488 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:39,360 And why did these questions appear now? 489 00:49:39,830 --> 00:49:43,160 Because without work there will be no end! 490 00:49:43,930 --> 00:49:46,360 I understood what he meant. 491 00:49:46,830 --> 00:49:51,900 Without truth there will be no dominion - that's what he wanted to say. 492 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,230 Without God's Truth! 493 00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:00,230 Think about it, my soul... 494 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,000 Think well. 495 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:15,460 -When should I submit my resignation letter? -Whenever you want. 496 00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:20,660 But I won't accept your resignation anyway. There is no one to replace you. 497 00:50:37,260 --> 00:50:40,030 Input. 498 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,830 You asked to be woken up at ten o'clock, Your Majesty. 499 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:51,860 The carriage is ready. You can continue the expedition. 500 00:50:53,230 --> 00:50:55,160 And the spring? 501 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:59,530 He's okay! As if it hadn't broken at all... 502 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,560 -Who will fix it? -Don't say. 503 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,660 Bring water for washing. 504 00:51:11,830 --> 00:51:13,960 We leave in an hour. 505 00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:31,360 However, Pushkin is talking about Your Imperial Highness with gratitude and deepest devotion... 506 00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:34,430 Everyone pay attention to his opinion. 507 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:52,530 Monastic. 508 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,630 Thank you, ihumen. 509 00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,530 And where is the blacksmith who repaired the spring? 510 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:06,230 Did you fix it yourself?! 511 00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:10,600 Look me in the eye! 512 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:24,660 Thank you for your hospitality, ihumen. Hold. 513 00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:31,330 You'll give it to the saint at the laundry. 514 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:34,130 And remember... 515 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:39,130 Without Truth there is no dominion! And neither is the monastery... 516 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,260 Goodbye. 517 00:53:39,830 --> 00:53:42,630 Whirlpool! (R) 518 00:54:23,810 --> 00:54:26,530 Ironass! (R) 519 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,160 -Unthinkable... -I believe! 520 00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:40,200 This is absurd! 521 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,060 -What should we do with him? -The choice is difficult. 522 00:54:45,330 --> 00:54:50,200 You can't leave him here, because there is temptation for those around you. 523 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,560 -A temptation worth anathema... -And you can't chase him away either. 524 00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:56,830 Because the Emperor himself supports him. 525 00:54:57,530 --> 00:54:59,200 Application? 526 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:02,500 Remove from eyes without removing. 527 00:55:17,930 --> 00:55:20,530 You have been given a great honor - be happy. 528 00:55:20,530 --> 00:55:23,430 You won't eat honor - you won't be full... 529 00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:25,660 Should I be happy now or later? 530 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,600 Joy for us is trials, which the Lord God has given us! 531 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,660 And what will He give me now? 532 00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:36,800 Because you have to live out of the way. 533 00:55:38,230 --> 00:55:42,360 Get ready - you leave in an hour. Here, hold it. 534 00:55:44,730 --> 00:55:47,730 A gift from the Emperor. 535 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,730 Stairs. 536 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:42,600 Oh, and this is where you will live. Once a week I will bring you bread and cakes. 537 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,560 And now the command. 538 00:56:46,930 --> 00:56:50,560 You see these dry trees, disorder... 539 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:53,300 A healthy forest rots from dry conditions. 540 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:56,360 You will cut down all the dry trees for me, and you will number the healthy ones! 541 00:56:56,430 --> 00:57:00,360 -Roman numerals or something? -It's your business. 542 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,530 The most important thing is the work... 543 00:57:02,730 --> 00:57:05,900 And a living vagina (like a vagina) - will take care of itself! 544 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:08,200 Go! 545 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:48,660 Of course, it's not Savoy or Slavic Bazaar... 546 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,960 But you can live. 547 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,560 From here we will start our consistent ascent! 548 00:57:57,430 --> 00:58:00,530 The kings of the Earth will bow down to you! 549 00:58:03,130 --> 00:58:05,130 And raise me a handkerchief... 550 00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,700 Ivan, son of Semyon - are you alive? 551 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:27,900 How do I deal with you... 552 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:32,300 Go away... Die! 553 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,760 Disappear! 554 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:41,900 I can't look at you anymore... 555 00:58:42,830 --> 00:58:46,700 Good for teeth and helps with constipation. 556 00:58:47,230 --> 00:58:51,800 Everything is going perfectly - Before you can fly, you have to fall. 557 00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:57,200 I can already see your rise and I know what will happen next. 558 00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:59,930 This hermitage will burn down too... 559 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,500 And I will have to look for a new monastery. 560 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,500 This is the fate of all penitents. Everyone is chasing them, cursing them - this nasty mob... 561 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,730 But we won't give up! 562 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:15,900 We will organize a secret union and send a superior... To my mother! 563 00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:19,300 Listen... 564 00:59:19,430 --> 00:59:22,930 You see that nothing is going well... 565 00:59:23,930 --> 00:59:26,100 Give me a break. 566 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,560 There are real saints and fathers out there somewhere... 567 00:59:31,230 --> 00:59:34,360 He would go to them. 568 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,630 The seat next to them is already taken - don't let me in. 569 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:42,160 There are better ubrs out there - not our caliber... 570 00:59:42,530 --> 00:59:45,000 What about me? 571 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,660 You are forward-looking! 572 00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:50,860 Do you know where your problem is? 573 00:59:51,030 --> 00:59:54,700 There is no humility in you - there is love, but not a bit of humility! 574 00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:57,300 Don't oppose me! 575 00:59:58,730 --> 01:00:02,930 Is it humility to submit to Satan? 576 01:00:03,830 --> 01:00:07,700 If I said you would stay superiors of this monastery - you will be! 577 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,630 You will introduce new orders... 578 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:13,700 You will organize a commune, City of the Sun... 579 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,230 Suffragettes, sewing rooms... 580 01:00:16,230 --> 01:00:19,960 Emancipation of women from men, men from women... 581 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,630 Emancipation of everyone from everything! This will be your song! 582 01:00:30,030 --> 01:00:33,100 And f-fig! 583 01:00:43,330 --> 01:00:46,500 Spread your tongue... Train. 584 01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:49,830 Because you know... The stuttering supervisor... 585 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,160 And without humility! it will be a sad sight. 586 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,630 What is this strange name? 587 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,030 Legion... 588 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,430 What kind of military is that? 589 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:15,830 Would he have forgotten? What does He say about us... 590 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:20,200 Their name is Legion! 591 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,530 -So you know Christ?! -No, I... 592 01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,330 Grandma knew. 593 01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,160 And what did she say? 594 01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:36,530 -She likes him. -Oh, you liar! 595 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,900 One word - so many lies! 596 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,160 And all the outrages! 597 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,430 Only we knew... 598 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,960 - that he is not the Messiah and... -A fisherman and God in general! 599 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:56,660 And how could He please you, if He subdues all of you... 600 01:01:56,860 --> 01:02:00,100 Chased into a herd of pigs and thrown off a cliff! 601 01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:02,560 So what? 602 01:02:02,730 --> 01:02:06,060 We took a bath in the heat - and that's it! 603 01:02:07,230 --> 01:02:09,260 Okay... 604 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,300 I'll keep going... 605 01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:17,100 And what happened to you two thousand years ago? 606 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,930 Judas actually wanted to revolt against Rome... 607 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,530 He encouraged Jesus to do so. 608 01:02:36,430 --> 01:02:39,530 I don't know, Legion... 609 01:02:40,330 --> 01:02:43,300 When you lie - and when you don't. 610 01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:47,730 You're a weird guy... Weird. 611 01:02:48,230 --> 01:02:52,260 Don't be a weirdo when I've been with you for so many years... 612 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:56,260 Love one... 613 01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:01,000 You should have thrown a bomb at the Lord's feet! (E.g. like a certain Hryniewiecki or Czolgosz!) 614 01:03:01,630 --> 01:03:06,530 -And he established a republic this year! -Shut up, you devil! 615 01:03:06,930 --> 01:03:11,060 -In God's Anointed bomb?! -Exactly! 616 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:16,430 I loved him - for your career. I want to support you! 617 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:20,660 Judas tribe! Degenerate! 618 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,000 Cain, cursed! 619 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,300 And Satan, forgive me God... 620 01:03:56,660 --> 01:04:00,500 -What is he like? -Very effective leader. 621 01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:04,800 But you don't like him, Legion... 622 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,930 I hate him! 623 01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:11,660 This is how it is with us. 624 01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:16,660 The strange place is Hell. 625 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,330 Everyone hates each other - but they live together. 626 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,700 Why? 627 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:28,700 I remember... I was lying in a bed, I could barely open my eyes... 628 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:31,730 And my mom, she's so... 629 01:04:32,030 --> 01:04:35,230 It has already turned a corner and towards me... 630 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,030 Legius, you would have to heat it under a pan... 631 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,020 Because we got cold overnight! 632 01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:43,910 I get up, I throw coals so that sinners can torment themselves... 633 01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:49,060 And learn by heart the secrets of godlessness... (2 Thess, 2, 1-12) 634 01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:54,930 And what is this mystery of godlessness?! 635 01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,860 Can you tell me? 636 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:06,300 drink it! 637 01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:12,960 Tomorrow we will think how the world has lost... 638 01:05:22,430 --> 01:05:26,760 Get up, Vanya! Get up! Because your hot dishes will get cold! 639 01:05:36,330 --> 01:05:38,730 Do you want pâté foie gras? 640 01:05:38,930 --> 01:05:43,130 Made from goose livers fed with Greek (walnut) nuts... 641 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,700 I highly recommend it! 642 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,830 Black lamb... 643 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,300 Smoked eel - caught in Lake Tiberias! 644 01:05:54,530 --> 01:05:59,030 For dessert: creme brulé, blanc-manger cookies! 645 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:04,030 Then you pray! Then! Prayer will wait, but hot food will not - so they say here in Hell! 646 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:10,060 A cup of wine won't make you lose your mind... Do you want it, Vanya? 647 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,160 NO! I don't drink! 648 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:19,160 Don't drink only in Heaven - and in Russia everyone has to! 649 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,960 Tasty? 650 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,460 Post-nutrition... 651 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:35,160 Will you have breakfast with me? 652 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,400 NO! 653 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,960 -Here, sign... -What is it? 654 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,930 Report on your superior to the Holy Synod. 655 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:10,060 An anonymous person would be needed here, base accusation and forgery. 656 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,760 Do you agree? 657 01:07:23,830 --> 01:07:26,960 Anonymous signs are signed with crosses. 658 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,430 Cross - glory to the angels, cross - ulcers for the devils! 659 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,260 Oh, Vanya, Vanya... 660 01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:42,400 You'll put it on... 661 01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:49,030 So yes, Waniusza... 662 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,160 You will now praise Mammon... 663 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:56,600 King Herod, Simon Magus... 664 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,360 And Lucretia Borgia! 665 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,330 -There will be no Lucrezia... -And who will you be?! 666 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,700 I can celebrate Bogurodzica. 667 01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:12,430 There is no need for Theotokos, Vanya! He still celebrates without you! 668 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:18,400 And there is no one to say a word about poor Lucrezia. Do you know how much she suffers there, in our Department?! 669 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:21,700 It doesn't matter - I won't. 670 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,200 And how are you? Isn't it too cold?! 671 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,930 Goodbye Waniusz! We'll see you in the other world! 672 01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:04,300 You're meddling in other people's affairs again! 673 01:09:08,700 --> 01:09:12,430 What a boring old man! 674 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,130 But the Old Man is right! 675 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,230 If I baked you now - he would become a pure saint! 676 01:09:33,230 --> 01:09:35,630 Well, not all is lost yet! 677 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,500 You may still be tempted and caught some weakness! 678 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,760 Won't it burn me? 679 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:44,860 I didn't make it in time... 680 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,960 It can develop you. 681 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:56,530 Why do you torment me, Lord? 682 01:09:57,230 --> 01:09:59,930 Why are you burning me with your fire? 683 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:04,530 I am ready to endure everything, go through everything... Don't bear your cross for Your glory... 684 01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:09,230 If only I knew what the meaning of my suffering was... 685 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:13,160 Why am I possessed by a devil? 686 01:10:14,230 --> 01:10:18,860 I can't drive him away and I can't escape.... 687 01:10:19,260 --> 01:10:22,960 What is Your wisdom? What is your intention? 688 01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:26,830 Where are you leading me? 689 01:10:26,830 --> 01:10:30,330 Don't you love me as a human being? 690 01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:10,030 Healthy trees are numbered! Entered into the register and cadastre! 691 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:12,230 The old ones are disposed of! 692 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:15,860 No mosquitoes and wild animals abandoned to fate! 693 01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:18,200 Will there be any more instructions?! 694 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,730 The power of the Cross is with us... 695 01:12:20,930 --> 01:12:23,830 The power of the Cross is with us! 696 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:29,730 We will make friends with a robot - without a job we will lie in bed! The forest is like a business: no forest - no business! 697 01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:31,600 Whoo! 698 01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:37,330 It's not me, lord! 699 01:12:37,630 --> 01:12:39,500 Not I! 700 01:12:39,630 --> 01:12:42,430 It's the second one! 701 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,960 It's the other one speaking! 702 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:06,460 Get up off the ground! Do you hear that? 703 01:13:06,730 --> 01:13:09,130 You'll catch a cold. 704 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,460 I don't even know how to comfort you... 705 01:13:14,430 --> 01:13:18,230 Yes... If you want... 706 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:23,160 I will make you king of the kings of the earth! You want? 707 01:13:24,130 --> 01:13:26,930 NO. I don't want... 708 01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:31,930 Well, I don't even know what to suggest to you... 709 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,500 I have, of course, one more proposition... 710 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:40,100 Do you want to look at the Eternal City? 711 01:13:40,630 --> 01:13:43,500 -To Rome? -Stupid... 712 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,660 To Jerusalem! 713 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,430 On Holy Earth? 714 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:05,430 That's what people say... But we think this is a strong exaggeration. 715 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,360 You know! 716 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,000 Have you thought this through well?! 717 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:34,100 To Jerusalem. To the Temple of the Holy Sepulchre. 718 01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:40,700 Will you bow down to me? 719 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,330 Bow down... 720 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,800 And will you give up your soul? 721 01:14:58,900 --> 01:15:01,400 Take it away. 722 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:06,400 You will have to fly in the sky... 723 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,830 Listen, it's going to be a long road. 724 01:15:11,230 --> 01:15:14,460 Flying in the sky is not like spinning around like a human being! 725 01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:16,530 Yes? 726 01:15:16,530 --> 01:15:22,160 I haven't flown for a long time... You walk here on earth with you two-legged people and you forget great secrets! 727 01:15:33,100 --> 01:15:35,430 �ap si�! 728 01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:48,660 NO! I won't hold on! 729 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,660 Holding you is my concern. Take it with both hands! 730 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:55,860 Because you will fall from heaven like Diennica (Lucifer)... And no one will resurrect you! 731 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,460 Fly! 732 01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:12,200 Fly! 733 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:08,730 Legius! What is this inhuman beauty?! (It's Petra - Palmira used to be nearby...) 734 01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,930 And what gods are not ours... 735 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:15,200 All gods are similar to each other. 736 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:18,200 Only yours is unlike anyone else. 737 01:17:39,230 --> 01:17:43,500 You don't know where we're going. 738 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,200 You see, Vanya... I personally have not been to the Holy Land yet. 739 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,800 It's not appropriate for us to... If it weren't for your promise, I would never have come here! 740 01:17:54,060 --> 01:17:58,860 I understand everything! We've flown a bit too far - we need to turn back a bit. 741 01:17:59,430 --> 01:18:02,630 We... We're going to the horns! 742 01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:15,900 -This is Jerusalem? -Jerusalem... 743 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:20,860 Jerusalem, Vanya! 744 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,630 I suggest you buy a star, with which Jesus was nailed to the cross. 745 01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:31,460 Why are there so many of them?! 746 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:39,830 It is a piece of wood on which the Savior was crucified. 747 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:45,200 -So fresh?! -Because they kept it well! 748 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:49,230 Don't be surprised, Vanya... These are true relics! 749 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:54,230 Wreath from Golgotha ​​- real! With spikes! 750 01:19:59,730 --> 01:20:02,560 Buries the womb of Pontius Piatus. Shall we take it? 751 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:13,300 -This isn't Jerusalem... -This really is Jerusalem! 752 01:20:17,230 --> 01:20:20,100 The queue is made of mobs... 753 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:23,900 It will be like this now - but we can do it! 754 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,730 Take me back - to home. 755 01:20:26,860 --> 01:20:29,900 What are you, Vanya? Do you want to break your word? 756 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:32,560 I thought about it. 757 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:35,460 Saint couldn't afford it, and this is strange for a jurodi... 758 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,100 I kept my word - I brought you to Jerusalem. Keep yours too! 759 01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:42,400 You see, we'll never get there! 760 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:46,200 Every crowd can be embraced! Sit here - I'll be back soon. 761 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,830 The Russian should have been beaten here. 762 01:21:51,460 --> 01:21:55,830 A beaten Russian... So strange - out of this world. Russian! 763 01:21:56,030 --> 01:21:57,960 My friend. 764 01:21:59,460 --> 01:22:02,960 For another person, a jackal is a friend... And this one... 765 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:07,060 They beat him badly. It's lying there. 766 01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:14,400 Not good, Vanya... Not good! 767 01:22:15,230 --> 01:22:19,100 It's nothing... We'll fix everything soon! 768 01:22:26,630 --> 01:22:30,730 Oh, it's better now... So what's this? 769 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:41,160 Can you sit down? 770 01:22:53,930 --> 01:22:57,200 -Don't do that again, Vanya. -Why not? 771 01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:00,430 Trade in Christ... 772 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:05,060 And what should they trade, Vanya? Sand? 773 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,500 Although black blood flows in these lands... 774 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:14,130 In a hundred years it will be worth its weight in gold! But they don't know about it yet. 775 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:17,130 We're going home... 776 01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,600 Don't think about it - I've already arranged everything. 777 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:24,630 How will I go in such a state? 778 01:23:25,930 --> 01:23:30,260 Treat it as asceticism. Don't worry about fasting - you won't eat anything anyway. 779 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,960 And the wounds are absolutely in place - After all, you're not a good guest! 780 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:39,060 And to the Holy Sepulchre itself! 781 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:43,460 You'll be better in an hour. And now I'm going... 782 01:23:43,730 --> 01:23:48,460 You need to get things in order - it is a big city after all. When will I be here again? 783 01:23:49,130 --> 01:23:52,060 By my will - never! 784 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:32,760 I don't work anymore! I must and - namaz! 785 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,230 (halal golden tsar pigs) 786 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:02,100 How to cut? 787 01:25:03,860 --> 01:25:06,530 Don't cut it, but give it a haircut! 788 01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,430 Pyramid or circular? 789 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:23,030 And what do you wear this season? 790 01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:26,560 I would recommend a pyramid. 791 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,130 Come on. 792 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:58,230 And you won't even be surprised. 793 01:25:59,130 --> 01:26:01,530 And why are you surprised?! 794 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:06,360 Here all kinds of people walk around Jerusalem! 795 01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:10,100 Who you won't see here... 796 01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:15,260 Like people - like goats... 797 01:26:23,230 --> 01:26:26,030 It's time for us - and you're not ready yet! 798 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:29,730 I changed my mind. Don't go anywhere! 799 01:26:30,530 --> 01:26:32,730 Listen, lost soul... 800 01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:37,400 This is your only chance to get closer to what every Christian dreams of! 801 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:42,630 For me it is absolutely not important! We do not bow to stones! We've got other things up to our necks! 802 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:45,060 And you are different... 803 01:26:45,860 --> 01:26:47,500 Vanya! 804 01:26:47,730 --> 01:26:51,700 Keep your word as a man - just like I kept the devil's promise! 805 01:26:52,030 --> 01:26:56,560 Even though it's hard for me... I feel Him walking here. 806 01:27:20,430 --> 01:27:22,760 Come in - but not for long! 807 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:25,860 I'm not going - he's going. 808 01:27:26,530 --> 01:27:28,500 Go, Vanya. 809 01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:32,700 I won't go without you. Let's go together! 810 01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:37,460 -Is there something wrong with your head?! -I said we would go together. 811 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,600 Otherwise he will not bow down to you. 812 01:27:41,130 --> 01:27:44,100 Vanya, I'm your friend... 813 01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:48,130 Even better - I'm your damn enemy! I can't - I'm not allowed! 814 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:51,660 Come in! 815 01:29:20,100 --> 01:29:24,000 Listen, dear man... He needs a doctor! 816 01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:29,500 -It didn't fog up... -The mirror lies! 817 01:29:29,630 --> 01:29:31,600 He didn't breathe very hard even when he was alive... 818 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:35,260 You need to send to the synagogue - their rebbe is a doctor there. Maybe he can help... 819 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:39,500 Alyosha - run to the synagogue. Say that Nikolai has sent you. 820 01:29:39,930 --> 01:29:42,200 We have a dead body... 821 01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:49,730 Legius! Nice... 822 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,360 are you alive? 823 01:29:53,630 --> 01:29:55,600 Can you sit down? 824 01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:58,360 And raise your hand? 825 01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:06,830 He has paralysis. I'll give you a hose. 826 01:30:22,660 --> 01:30:25,200 How will he heal him? 827 01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:30,360 Pass through the holy places, to the Garden of Gethsemane... 828 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,200 Or to the Dead Sea. 829 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:36,130 -Its mud is good for the bones. -How far is it? 830 01:30:36,230 --> 01:30:37,800 A hundred versts with a poultice... 831 01:30:38,730 --> 01:30:41,260 A verst is not a cyst - there is no pressure on the abdomen... 832 01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:46,030 Shall we go, Legius? Do you want to go to the Dead Sea? 833 01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:49,960 I want. 834 01:30:50,300 --> 01:30:53,100 The Rebbe won't come - the Sabbath is with them! 835 01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:58,430 I wonder - where does the devil go after death? 836 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,830 To paradise... 837 01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:04,060 To eternal happiness? For what? 838 01:31:04,760 --> 01:31:10,030 This is happiness for you - but a terrible nightmare for us... 839 01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:15,660 -You're talking again! -If you don't want to, don't listen - tell the truth! 840 01:31:16,430 --> 01:31:18,530 First time... 841 01:31:18,830 --> 01:31:23,030 If you're so real, then reveal to me the secret of godlessness. 842 01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:28,030 I would like to - but my tongue doesn't want to move... 843 01:31:28,660 --> 01:31:32,800 And my stuttering went away and I stopped limping! 844 01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:37,700 And the Dead Sea... what is it like? 845 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,930 Dead. 846 01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:41,960 And the fish? 847 01:31:42,130 --> 01:31:45,930 There are no fish - only my relatives are lying at the bottom. 848 01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:49,330 -On what line? -In a father's way. 849 01:31:49,530 --> 01:31:52,260 In Sodom many of our people were... 850 01:31:53,060 --> 01:31:56,700 -Are we going to the sodomites?! -To their remains... 851 01:31:57,060 --> 01:32:00,460 They are dead - but their work lives! 852 01:32:02,030 --> 01:32:03,730 And you, Legius... 853 01:32:04,030 --> 01:32:07,530 Not this one by any chance... Wouldn't you have fun with that? 854 01:32:07,860 --> 01:32:10,860 Never! I like pussy... 855 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:15,300 -But the foie pâté (from Gejropa) is hot! -Because I tempted you... 856 01:32:17,660 --> 01:32:22,660 Do you now understand how Christ walked on water? 857 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,230 And here I caught you! 858 01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:31,760 He did not walk on the Dead Sea, but on the Sea of ​​Tiberias! You're lying again! 859 01:32:32,100 --> 01:32:35,200 Don't lie, just spin a little... 860 01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:49,260 How are you feeling? 861 01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,460 Not so much for now... 862 01:32:52,930 --> 01:32:55,060 Can you fly? 863 01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:00,930 Try it. 864 01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:17,300 (Only levitates slightly...) 865 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:22,630 So we'd better say goodbye. It will be stronger than your spells! 866 01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:26,800 -Wonderful prayer... -I won't pray! 867 01:33:27,230 --> 01:33:29,830 So at least listen... 868 01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:39,830 Lord... 869 01:33:40,060 --> 01:33:42,460 I don't know what I'm asking you for... 870 01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:45,960 You know what I need! 871 01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:50,960 You love me more than I love myself I can love myself... 872 01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:55,030 Give your servant this I don't have what I asked for. 873 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,930 I dare not ask for the Cross, nor for consolation... 874 01:33:59,060 --> 01:34:01,530 I just stand here before you. 875 01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:06,400 My heart is open - You know needs that I don't know about myself. 876 01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:10,300 Look into them and give me your grace! 877 01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:15,000 -Don't leave me and lift me up... -Oh, right! 878 01:34:15,330 --> 01:34:20,630 I am silent before Your will and Your judgments! 879 01:34:22,460 --> 01:34:24,900 I offer myself to You! 880 01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:28,130 Teach me to pray... 881 01:34:29,030 --> 01:34:31,000 And pray for me yourself! 882 01:34:31,860 --> 01:34:33,860 Amen. 883 01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:37,830 Try now! 884 01:34:45,660 --> 01:34:49,600 Prayer works - they can't even get up... 885 01:34:57,460 --> 01:34:59,800 And what are we going to do now, Legius? 886 01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:02,600 What people do. 887 01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:07,600 -Sailed by ship. -By ship! Money is needed for the ship. 888 01:35:08,530 --> 01:35:10,730 Is there anything left in your purse? 889 01:35:11,630 --> 01:35:15,360 The purse is gone - the louse remains! 890 01:35:16,430 --> 01:35:19,300 ABOUT! Brouillet gold watch... 891 01:35:19,500 --> 01:35:24,130 -My father gave it to me before he died. -And the ring from the Emperor? 892 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:28,360 It's a gift from the Tsar - can it be returned? 893 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,400 Well, then you will live forever in the Holy Land... 894 01:35:35,830 --> 01:35:38,030 Here too the devil will become a monk! 895 01:35:38,230 --> 01:35:41,900 It doesn't come off... Probably coming. 896 01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:56,700 I have a bad feeling... 897 01:35:56,900 --> 01:36:01,700 Premonitions are superstitions and nonsense. Faith - this is what man lives! 898 01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:07,660 So you want to know the secret of godlessness? 899 01:36:08,260 --> 01:36:09,900 Now not so much! 900 01:36:10,130 --> 01:36:12,430 But let me tell you... 901 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:16,660 Don't love and you will be unloved! 902 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,660 Everything is upside down here! 903 01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:36,800 Vanya! 904 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:41,130 -What if the devil wanted to come over to the other side? -You are the boss of Evil! 905 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:43,960 And just like that you won't start doing good! 906 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:47,200 Will He accept repentance from the devil? 907 01:36:47,860 --> 01:36:51,800 Will you be able to show yourself humbly? He will justify you on the Day of Judgment! 908 01:36:52,530 --> 01:36:54,900 How to do it? 909 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:09,930 Stand in one place for three years, face towards the east, both day and night, they call... 910 01:37:11,260 --> 01:37:13,730 God, have mercy on me! 911 01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:17,630 God, have mercy on me, you who are intoxicated! 912 01:37:18,260 --> 01:37:21,260 God have mercy on this abomination of desolation! 913 01:37:41,360 --> 01:37:44,700 After the Holy City, were you scared of the Christian church?! 914 01:37:47,930 --> 01:37:50,100 Good people... 915 01:37:50,260 --> 01:37:53,500 Behold, before you stands the enemy of the human race! 916 01:37:53,900 --> 01:37:58,800 Not baptized - but reconciled with God in the Holy City of Jerusalem! 917 01:38:00,130 --> 01:38:04,000 Let me know what you can - and he will no longer be your enemy! 918 01:38:04,360 --> 01:38:09,400 He will serve you with faith and truth and without God's permission he will not touch you! 919 01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:12,200 And where did you come from? 920 01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:16,800 -From Palestine, your blessings... -From Palestine? 921 01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:20,100 Do you have a passport? 922 01:38:24,130 --> 01:38:26,030 Ku�ma Alekseevich... 923 01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:29,660 Ku�mo Alekseevich! In my opinion, I... 924 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:33,060 -What is it? -Because they don't have passports. 925 01:38:33,360 --> 01:38:36,100 Suspicious and uncertain in every respect! 926 01:38:36,230 --> 01:38:38,500 No different, and they took the mail! 927 01:38:38,930 --> 01:38:42,300 -What did they do? -�bebra! 928 01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:46,830 If they robbed the post office... 929 01:38:47,530 --> 01:38:50,030 So why did they have ribs? 930 01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:55,200 -I don't know everything... -Call them. 931 01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:18,430 And why don't you say goodbye? 932 01:39:19,460 --> 01:39:22,860 -He's not allowed. -Is he Jewish? 933 01:39:23,530 --> 01:39:26,830 Almost. But not quite... 934 01:39:27,530 --> 01:39:31,000 Did you take the mail at the station? 935 01:39:32,260 --> 01:39:35,760 What should I take - my hands are frozen! 936 01:39:41,500 --> 01:39:44,500 Here, warm your hands. 937 01:39:48,810 --> 01:39:51,130 And you? 938 01:39:54,060 --> 01:39:56,600 That's right, your blessings! 939 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,600 My fault... 940 01:40:00,930 --> 01:40:03,860 I didn't say so! I feel like a thief! 941 01:40:04,030 --> 01:40:06,430 It was two whole rubles he couldn't see since birth! 942 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:11,430 And what about the peasant Zakharkin's house? Aren't you sneaking away? 943 01:40:13,860 --> 01:40:15,500 My fault... 944 01:40:15,730 --> 01:40:19,130 And the girl, Smolanin, not you raped before Christmas? 945 01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:23,100 My fault. 946 01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:26,000 Ask him about the destruction of Pompeii! Isn't that him too?! 947 01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:29,760 -Will you destroy Pompeii too?! -My fault... 948 01:40:30,060 --> 01:40:33,060 After all, this is his faith! to take it all upon myself! 949 01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:35,400 Stupid belief... 950 01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:39,960 -What do you call you? -Ivan, son of Semyon. 951 01:40:40,260 --> 01:40:44,260 -From the townspeople... -So since you're from the townspeople, you're allowed to lie?! 952 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:48,430 That's all. The interrogation is over. Fedot! 953 01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,700 Apologize to both of them for free-riding! 954 01:40:52,700 --> 01:40:56,360 And wash this one here - one of the townspeople - for me more thoroughly! 955 01:40:56,800 --> 01:41:00,100 For incriminating yourself and disrespecting authority! 956 01:41:02,400 --> 01:41:05,860 And let him stay in bed until morning! 957 01:41:06,430 --> 01:41:08,130 Let's go... 958 01:41:08,730 --> 01:41:11,900 Because he will die from the cold and we will have to bury them. 959 01:41:13,030 --> 01:41:15,700 Tuck it up! 960 01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,100 The policeman ran over... 961 01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:29,830 And the Governor-General is coming... 962 01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:33,360 And this is the Emperor Miko�aj Paw�owicz himself! 963 01:41:37,730 --> 01:41:39,660 Ready! 964 01:41:52,300 --> 01:41:56,600 -Now you! -Don't blame me... Good man... 965 01:41:58,060 --> 01:42:00,600 Don't give me orders, louse! 966 01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:04,430 I am not a priest or a Holy Synod here! 967 01:42:12,130 --> 01:42:14,330 Where to go... 968 01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:19,530 What's wrong with your friend... 969 01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:24,060 There is water in the bucket, if you want to drink... And for the need there. 970 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:44,030 Don't clean! 971 01:42:44,660 --> 01:42:47,130 Don't clean! 972 01:42:48,030 --> 01:42:51,300 Well, yes... the death of a sinner... 973 01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:54,860 Vanya! You don't die! Do you hear that?! 974 01:43:15,360 --> 01:43:18,560 Do you remember how we met? 975 01:43:19,430 --> 01:43:23,300 I was walking after morning mass - I was still a child - and I cried... 976 01:43:23,830 --> 01:43:27,760 And each of your tears was more valuable than diamonds! 977 01:43:28,330 --> 01:43:31,930 And then I saw that there was a new saint in Russia! 978 01:43:32,230 --> 01:43:36,060 that in about 20 years he will reveal himself - if that's how I feel! 979 01:43:37,030 --> 01:43:40,660 And you will reveal yourself, Vanya, you can only confront me! 980 01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:42,900 Angels sing... 981 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:46,300 What angels? Where?! 982 01:43:46,930 --> 01:43:50,030 You're not trying me, Vanya! You'll be better off with me! 983 01:43:50,230 --> 01:43:55,300 Because they would crucify you or burn you alive! I protected you from death in the torments! 984 01:43:55,460 --> 01:43:59,460 They are like birds... 985 01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:03,130 sing... 986 01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,130 And Mateczka... 987 01:44:07,330 --> 01:44:11,460 Come on, rest in peace, Vanya! You are strong! 988 01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:13,830 And you already see your mother... 989 01:44:14,130 --> 01:44:16,660 Most Holy Theotokos... 990 01:44:20,730 --> 01:44:23,460 You're dying, Vanya! 991 01:44:24,030 --> 01:44:27,100 Wait, Vanya! Don't die! 992 01:44:27,630 --> 01:44:30,230 My parents... 993 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:35,360 You can't wait... 994 01:44:36,460 --> 01:44:39,300 The saint is leaving! 995 01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:45,800 Help! scoundrels! 996 01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:49,230 People! 997 01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:58,100 -Call your supervisor. -Who are you? 998 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:02,930 He knows me... 999 01:46:48,330 --> 01:46:50,460 Who are you? 1000 01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:54,960 Are people needed in the monastery? 1001 01:46:57,830 --> 01:46:59,560 NO. 1002 01:47:00,930 --> 01:47:03,600 And the workers? 1003 01:47:06,030 --> 01:47:08,060 What can you do? 1004 01:47:08,930 --> 01:47:10,460 Everything... 1005 01:47:10,730 --> 01:47:13,160 And does he clean the outhouse? 1006 01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:18,800 -What's wrong? -Very doubtful... 1007 01:47:20,760 --> 01:47:22,830 What do you call you? 1008 01:47:24,160 --> 01:47:27,660 Le...Legion... 1009 01:47:30,360 --> 01:47:32,900 It's Latin... 1010 01:47:35,660 --> 01:47:38,430 You will be my Lazarus. 1011 01:47:39,360 --> 01:47:42,560 Live - you can't change the place! 1012 01:47:43,230 --> 01:47:46,360 The job is in the laundry room. 1013 01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:51,400 There was one here... Praise delicious. 1014 01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:55,130 He only told stories like this... 1015 01:47:56,230 --> 01:47:58,630 Escape - God will judge him... 1016 01:47:59,060 --> 01:48:02,160 For now, go and wash yourself. Take him away. 1017 01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,830 We'll go, uncle. 1018 01:48:23,630 --> 01:48:25,760 Who does he remind me of... 1019 01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:29,930 You accept anyone you can into the monastery! All arrivals and naked guests! 1020 01:48:31,760 --> 01:48:33,660 Writer, writer... 1021 01:48:34,260 --> 01:48:37,130 You understand Latin - but you cannot understand Christ! 1022 01:48:37,500 --> 01:48:40,130 Should I invite the French kings here? 1023 01:48:41,300 --> 01:48:44,160 If you don't accept it, why am I here? 1024 01:48:45,330 --> 01:48:48,000 What's the point of all this? 1025 01:48:50,230 --> 01:48:54,660 Not everything that is written in books is holy!