0 00:00:00,290 --> 00:00:04,416 visit to get English subtitle subscenelk.com 0 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:08,416 This subtitle is a fan-made translation and not affiliated with the original content creators. 1 00:02:29,688 --> 00:02:31,480 - Yes, I've written down my number. - Sure. 2 00:02:32,563 --> 00:02:34,823 Smita ji. Hello. 3 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,772 Myself Kunnu Panjwani. 4 00:02:37,063 --> 00:02:38,073 My friend Jass-- 5 00:02:38,153 --> 00:02:40,979 I mean Jasswinder Ahuja, will be here shortly. 6 00:02:41,063 --> 00:02:42,772 - He'll be here any minute. - Okay. 7 00:02:42,852 --> 00:02:45,897 But his wife Baani Ahuja, she's already here. 8 00:02:46,022 --> 00:02:46,522 She's in? 9 00:02:46,605 --> 00:02:47,188 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 10 00:02:47,272 --> 00:02:48,855 Hold on, doctor. 11 00:02:48,938 --> 00:02:50,813 I had to tell you something important. 12 00:02:51,173 --> 00:02:52,855 Fixing things between them 13 00:02:53,022 --> 00:02:54,794 will drive you nuts. 14 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:57,772 - I... I'll see. - Handle with care. 15 00:02:58,105 --> 00:02:59,813 - All the best. - Okay. 16 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:01,207 Glory to Goddess. 17 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:08,397 Sorry, I'm late. 18 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,063 No, it's okay. Please come. 19 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:11,105 Thank you. 20 00:03:13,438 --> 00:03:15,234 Couldn't you wait five more minutes? 21 00:03:15,605 --> 00:03:16,730 I was parking-- 22 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,230 Can I get you some water? 23 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:19,313 - Let's start. - Coffee... 24 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,563 Alright. 25 00:03:20,938 --> 00:03:22,397 Mr. and Mrs. Ahuja. 26 00:03:22,855 --> 00:03:25,147 How long have you two been married? 27 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:28,855 1825 days. 1825 nights. 28 00:03:29,063 --> 00:03:32,855 Okay, that's... wow! That's like five years. 29 00:03:33,397 --> 00:03:36,105 Usually husbands don't remember their anniversary. 30 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:39,688 And he remembers the exact number of days and nights. 31 00:03:39,772 --> 00:03:40,605 That's amazing. 32 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:41,980 - Mrs. Ahuja. - Yes? 33 00:03:42,938 --> 00:03:44,355 When was the last time 34 00:03:44,438 --> 00:03:46,855 you two were in agreement with each other? 35 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:49,188 When we decided to get married. 36 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,355 Oh! That long? 37 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:55,855 Do you love each other? 38 00:03:58,188 --> 00:03:59,272 I love him. 39 00:03:59,855 --> 00:04:01,063 I love you too, Baani. 40 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:02,480 But what's the point? 41 00:04:03,272 --> 00:04:04,732 Love alone isn't enough for him. 42 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,522 Day and night he only wants to get physical. 43 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:08,230 What's wrong with that? 44 00:04:08,313 --> 00:04:10,313 - It's my right. - Careful, Mr. Ahuja. 45 00:04:10,397 --> 00:04:12,063 This is your wife we're talking about. 46 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:15,480 Not some plot of land you're claiming ownership of. 47 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:17,978 - No, that's not what I meant. - No, Mr. Ahuja. 48 00:04:19,897 --> 00:04:21,093 Mrs. Ahuja... 49 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:22,569 please continue. 50 00:04:25,772 --> 00:04:27,980 Day and night, dawn to dusk... 51 00:04:28,438 --> 00:04:29,998 he's stuck on one thing- 52 00:04:30,078 --> 00:04:33,563 "I wanna make love. Let's go for a quickie. The bed is calling us, baby. Come on." 53 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:34,813 But do you ever listen? 54 00:04:35,688 --> 00:04:38,897 Smita ji, my double bed is living a single life. 55 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:41,480 The only action it gets is during an earthquake. 56 00:04:41,563 --> 00:04:42,647 Do you understand? 57 00:04:42,813 --> 00:04:44,063 No, you don't understand. 58 00:04:44,188 --> 00:04:46,688 I'm not denying it, ma'am. I want to make love. 59 00:04:46,772 --> 00:04:47,813 Full on love to my wife. 60 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:49,772 But not for love, for a baby! 61 00:04:49,897 --> 00:04:53,272 Baby. Baby. Baby. 62 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,912 Sorry. Give me one second, please. 63 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,647 I am safe. Don't worry. 64 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:03,041 May I? 65 00:05:04,855 --> 00:05:06,979 I'm not desperate to satisfy my urges. 66 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:10,105 I just want a cute little child in my arms. 67 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:13,147 You don't understand... my mom is pressurizing me. 68 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,980 People back home think, I'm a printer that's run out of ink. 69 00:05:16,688 --> 00:05:17,647 What am I supposed to tell them? 70 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,855 Look, ma'am, it's basic biology 71 00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:22,522 babies will be born only when we do something. 72 00:05:22,605 --> 00:05:24,147 Then what do I do? Reproduce them on my own? 73 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:25,398 Enough, Jass! 74 00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:26,884 - Just enough, okay. - I... 75 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:30,605 Listen. I never said I don't want kids. 76 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:33,188 But I'm damn sure I don't want them now. 77 00:05:33,798 --> 00:05:35,605 And you know what, this is not working out. 78 00:05:35,831 --> 00:05:36,605 I'm done with you. 79 00:05:36,688 --> 00:05:37,647 - Baani. Baani. Baani. - Please, don't touch me. 80 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:39,355 - I wasn't attacking you. - Mrs. Ahuja... 81 00:05:42,355 --> 00:05:43,855 - What have you done? - Me? 82 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:46,605 - You made things worse? - I did? 83 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:48,605 I won't pay you. 84 00:05:49,897 --> 00:05:51,522 - What happened? - Don't pay her. 85 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:53,772 - Was I supposed to pay her? - Baani. 86 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:57,980 - What have you done? - I did? 87 00:05:58,272 --> 00:05:59,938 You made things worse. 88 00:06:00,313 --> 00:06:02,022 I clearly warned you... 89 00:06:02,105 --> 00:06:04,688 fixing things between them will drive you nuts. 90 00:06:05,979 --> 00:06:08,409 Jass. Don't jump. Jass, please. 91 00:06:09,897 --> 00:06:10,809 Baani. Time out. 92 00:06:10,889 --> 00:06:11,980 What are you doing? 93 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:14,480 Where are you going without me? 94 00:06:14,563 --> 00:06:16,270 You're forgetting that we share the same address. 95 00:06:22,355 --> 00:06:24,192 We don't need a marriage counsellor. 96 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:25,900 Our relationship hasn't hit a rough patch. 97 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:27,647 It's just a communication gap, baby. 98 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:31,855 - Baani. Baani. What are you doing? - "Love is gold, love is silver..." 99 00:06:32,339 --> 00:06:34,272 Husbands are like Gods, you don't leave them dangling. 100 00:06:34,438 --> 00:06:35,605 Get off, Jass. 101 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,188 Remember this song? 102 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,355 - "When you're young, love is gonna happen." - Get off!" 103 00:06:40,605 --> 00:06:42,522 "When you're young--" 104 00:06:42,688 --> 00:06:44,942 Let me in, Baani. Our future kids are getting crushed. 105 00:06:45,022 --> 00:06:46,063 - Jass. - Love you. 106 00:06:46,147 --> 00:06:46,979 I hate you! 107 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:52,647 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 108 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:56,438 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 109 00:06:56,522 --> 00:07:00,230 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 110 00:07:13,283 --> 00:07:15,230 Slow down, I'll lose my cap. 111 00:07:15,313 --> 00:07:16,647 What a view. 112 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:19,355 - Hey, careful. - Baani, careful. 113 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:21,897 - Oh God! - Listen, Baani... 114 00:07:21,979 --> 00:07:23,063 What the-- Baani. 115 00:07:23,688 --> 00:07:24,989 Are you blind? 116 00:07:27,063 --> 00:07:28,813 Girl in a ride, flying high. 117 00:07:31,979 --> 00:07:33,688 Hello, madam. Please... 118 00:07:33,938 --> 00:07:35,522 Baani, are you going to reverse? 119 00:07:38,688 --> 00:07:40,647 We are not moving our car, mister. 120 00:07:41,688 --> 00:07:44,355 Were you born with this attitude, or did you order it on Amazon? 121 00:07:45,897 --> 00:07:49,022 Move the car, or you're going back in a coffin. 122 00:07:49,674 --> 00:07:51,355 Oh... serious. 123 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,230 By the way, you're the one moving around with coffin bearers. 124 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,897 And I've never backed down, neither has my car. 125 00:07:59,105 --> 00:08:01,563 Plus, I have lot of time, the atmosphere is fine. 126 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,522 Let me play some music... online. 127 00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:06,188 Who the hell is this guy? 128 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:09,113 "It's golden..." 129 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:12,892 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 130 00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:16,696 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 131 00:08:16,776 --> 00:08:20,480 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 132 00:08:20,563 --> 00:08:23,647 "When you're young, love is gonna happen." 133 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:24,818 Bye, girls. 134 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:26,730 - So long. Love you, girls. - Bye. 135 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:30,647 Add me on Insta. @Boyintheyellowcar. 136 00:08:33,188 --> 00:08:34,605 - Come on. - Ready? 137 00:08:34,938 --> 00:08:36,605 - Let's go. - Baani, are you serious? 138 00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:39,605 Come on, Baani. 139 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,063 What are you doing? 140 00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:44,243 Have you lost your mind? 141 00:08:48,022 --> 00:08:49,563 Have you girls lost your mind? 142 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,700 I asked you to love me... 143 00:09:16,313 --> 00:09:18,272 That girl wrecked my car. 144 00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:21,272 But I am not angry. 145 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:23,647 Why am I happy? 146 00:09:31,022 --> 00:09:33,397 Wow, excellent. Excellent. Gorgeous. 147 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,198 He's so funny. 148 00:09:34,278 --> 00:09:36,147 What a mood! I'm in the mood now. 149 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:38,230 Beautiful. Wow. 150 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,522 Beautiful. Gorgeous. 151 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,147 - Gorgeous. - Hey, excuse me. 152 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:47,313 You can't see the moon without clearing the clouds. 153 00:09:47,397 --> 00:09:49,813 I like that smile. 154 00:09:50,016 --> 00:09:51,534 Hey, Kunnu! 155 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:53,397 Uncle ji. 156 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,647 - Come here. - I'm coming. 157 00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:56,563 - I'm coming, baby. - Baby my foot! 158 00:09:56,855 --> 00:09:58,605 Where the hell is your friend? 159 00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:00,063 The wedding arrangements are ready. 160 00:10:00,147 --> 00:10:01,647 The guests are here. 161 00:10:01,855 --> 00:10:03,354 Where is he? 162 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,980 - The main photographer should be here by now. - Uncle... 163 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,647 Just relax. Look over there. 164 00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:13,063 Where are you even looking? Our Jass is right here! 165 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:15,147 Great. Come on, Jass. 166 00:10:22,272 --> 00:10:25,974 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 167 00:10:26,054 --> 00:10:27,848 "My habits. My bad habits." 168 00:10:29,805 --> 00:10:33,105 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 169 00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:36,938 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 170 00:10:44,897 --> 00:10:46,355 Wow. Gorgeous. 171 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,063 How dare they threw the British out. 172 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,272 Bring them back. 173 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:52,897 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 174 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,230 How many more do you want? 175 00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:55,813 Photos. 176 00:10:55,897 --> 00:10:57,438 - You can take some too. - Cheap guy. 177 00:10:57,522 --> 00:10:59,355 The father of the bride is fuming. 178 00:10:59,438 --> 00:11:01,105 - How long will I keep covering for you? - Just a little longer. 179 00:11:01,272 --> 00:11:02,147 Crazy guy. 180 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,563 - Rozario. - Yeah, baby. 181 00:11:05,647 --> 00:11:07,147 Let me take your picture in the water. 182 00:11:13,855 --> 00:11:15,024 Take good photos? 183 00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:26,772 God's plan. Wow. 184 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,284 Hello ji. 185 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:30,570 Remember me? 186 00:11:31,188 --> 00:11:32,688 - You! - Not 'you'... 187 00:11:32,772 --> 00:11:34,272 I have a name. Jass Ahuja. 188 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,855 I am a wedding photographer. 189 00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:38,229 The first meeting is coincidence. 190 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,855 The second time, is God's will. 191 00:11:43,063 --> 00:11:44,813 Don't just stand there. Keep clicking. 192 00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:47,438 Move aside. I'll click her pictures. 193 00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:48,230 This is my duty. 194 00:11:48,313 --> 00:11:50,455 - Hey... - Look at me, please. 195 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,980 Chin down... little bit. Nice. Beautiful. What a face. 196 00:11:58,355 --> 00:11:59,272 Wow... 197 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,188 It's the first time I've clicked the second most beautiful girl. 198 00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:06,980 I am so good. 199 00:12:07,688 --> 00:12:08,730 And who's the first one? 200 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:12,230 It's you! But only when you smile. 201 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,230 - Baani, come on. Let's get ready. - Baani. Let's go. 202 00:12:16,438 --> 00:12:17,855 - We're getting late. - I'll go get changed. 203 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,230 Then click as many photos as you like. 204 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,063 You don't need to dress up. 205 00:12:21,313 --> 00:12:23,355 You look cute even in your ID photo. 206 00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:24,772 Are you done? Can we go? 207 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:26,272 The groom is waiting for us. Come on 208 00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:28,772 What are you doing? Let's go. 209 00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:32,480 She's damn cute, bro! 210 00:12:32,938 --> 00:12:33,840 Make me look slim, okay? 211 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,920 I'll Photoshop you. 212 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,230 Suck your tummy in a little. 213 00:12:38,313 --> 00:12:39,272 Breathe out. 214 00:12:39,355 --> 00:12:40,647 Tummy in, breath out. 215 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:43,730 Yeah, that's it. 216 00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:45,018 It's okay. Let's go. 217 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:48,664 Monty ji, smile. Yes, very nice. 218 00:12:48,744 --> 00:12:49,629 Tummy in. 219 00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:51,266 You don't look like an elephant at all. 220 00:12:51,647 --> 00:12:53,480 Hold your breath. Hold it, okay. 221 00:12:54,479 --> 00:12:56,273 - Tuck it in a bit. - Chest out. Yes. 222 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,815 Don't breathe. 223 00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,105 Forget you can breathe. 224 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,733 The sherwani just popped a button. 225 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,313 It's okay, Monty ji. Don't be embarrassed. 226 00:13:12,397 --> 00:13:14,105 It happens all the time. 227 00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,730 I have some diet tips for you, 228 00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:18,230 avoid things that make you fat. 229 00:13:18,388 --> 00:13:20,261 - Yes. - Like... weighing scales. 230 00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:21,980 - Mirrors. - Yes. 231 00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:22,900 Photos. 232 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:26,022 And avoid, having skinny people around you. 233 00:13:27,313 --> 00:13:29,152 I never thought of this, buddy. 234 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,227 Thank you so much. 235 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:32,355 You're crushing me. 236 00:13:32,438 --> 00:13:35,942 Jass. The bride is ready. Click her photos as well. 237 00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:36,900 Yes, sir. Coming. 238 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,942 - Your button. - Thank you. 239 00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,522 - Let's go. - Come on. 240 00:13:41,272 --> 00:13:42,230 Is there any other option? 241 00:13:42,313 --> 00:13:43,397 - Excuse me. Hi. - Yes, sir? 242 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,813 Where is the bride's room? 243 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,979 Look, there comes the bride. 244 00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:53,204 Come on, let's go. 245 00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:07,022 Baani. 246 00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:09,438 - Baani. - Oh, my God. He won't stop. 247 00:14:09,522 --> 00:14:10,438 Baani. 248 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,397 - Kunnu, I just realised something. - What? 249 00:14:15,861 --> 00:14:17,980 When you love someone with all your heart... 250 00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:21,938 the universe makes sure she marries someone else. 251 00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:24,771 What is this crazy girl doing? 252 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,105 - I'll go stop her. - Yes. 253 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,671 Baani. 254 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,078 What? 255 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,645 If you don't mind, can I still ask you something? 256 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,438 Ask. 257 00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,813 Did you rent out your eyes to someone else? 258 00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,313 What are you doing? 259 00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,522 Look at you. And look at him. 260 00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,772 Come on, Jass. He's damn cute. 261 00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:43,813 Cute? 262 00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:45,605 Even Balraj's son is cute. 263 00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:47,647 - Balraj... - My dad. 264 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,063 Alright, if not me, then someone else. 265 00:14:51,522 --> 00:14:53,397 It's not like he's the richest guy. 266 00:14:53,605 --> 00:14:56,438 Jass. Sometimes being cute is enough. 267 00:15:02,313 --> 00:15:03,438 - Kunnu. - Jass. 268 00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,563 This is the world's shortest love story... 269 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,438 it ended before it even began. 270 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:10,979 Even the pilot episode of a web series is longer than this. 271 00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,313 I don't like it. I don't like it. 272 00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,063 And I'm so lovable! 273 00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,980 Cute face, six-pack abs. 274 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,255 If I say anything more, I'll jinx it. 275 00:15:20,578 --> 00:15:21,548 Drink. 276 00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,855 What's the point of these six-pack abs... 277 00:15:23,979 --> 00:15:25,397 when a family pack stole the show? 278 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,355 And guess what, 279 00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,772 he's going on a 15-day honeymoon. 280 00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:32,650 What? 281 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:35,022 15 days... have 15 nights. 282 00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:36,563 And nights are... 283 00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,064 No. No, I won't let it be night. No way. 284 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,783 I hate the night. 285 00:15:52,438 --> 00:15:54,147 Kunnu. Throw the ball. 286 00:16:01,855 --> 00:16:03,147 - Be gentle. - Hey! 287 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:04,188 Sorry. 288 00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:05,980 Come on, Monty. Pass the ball. 289 00:16:06,563 --> 00:16:07,647 Are you okay? 290 00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:08,942 Bro. 291 00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:09,942 - Come on, guys. - It happens. 292 00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:12,147 - Kunnu, throw the ball. - Here we go. 293 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:16,313 Oh my God. 294 00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:18,063 - Bro... - Monty, are you okay? 295 00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:19,277 He's okay. 296 00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:26,438 Guys, please play carefully. What are you doing? 297 00:16:26,522 --> 00:16:28,063 Kunnu... throw the ball. 298 00:16:28,147 --> 00:16:30,105 Kunnu, don't throw the ball. 299 00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:31,147 Here we go. 300 00:16:35,563 --> 00:16:37,942 Hey... have you lost your mind? What are you doing? 301 00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:39,730 Kunnu, put me down. 302 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,647 Oh, God. Monty. 303 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,399 - Let's get him to a doctor, guys. - His honeymoon is cancelled. 304 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,605 He broke my nose. 305 00:16:46,688 --> 00:16:47,522 Underground. 306 00:16:50,772 --> 00:16:53,147 What the heck. What are you guys doing? 307 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:55,897 We're getting married tomorrow 308 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:58,022 and you broke my husband's nose. 309 00:16:59,063 --> 00:17:00,570 Husband? 310 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:03,438 - Baby. - Baby? 311 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,979 - Hubby. - Hubby? 312 00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:09,230 - Sweetheart. - Sweetheart? 313 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,021 Come, we've had enough. Let's go. Come, my little baby. 314 00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:13,605 - You have a chance. - I do. 315 00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,146 - You have a chance. - I do. 316 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,771 You have a chance to go on a honeymoon. 317 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,852 Hello, Mom. Yes. 318 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,563 The problem you were stressing about? It's solved. 319 00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:24,900 I've found your daughter-in-law. 320 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:25,813 Sorry... 321 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,480 What? 'Is she pretty?' 322 00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:32,107 If you see her in a red dress, you'll give a green signal right away. 323 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,938 Earrings - killer. Anklets - deadly. 324 00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,105 Bangles on her wrists Gosh! I'm in love. 325 00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:40,275 Yes, Mom. 326 00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:43,022 Don't worry. It's a 50% yes. 327 00:17:43,147 --> 00:17:44,147 Yes. Yes. 328 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,272 When did I say yes? 329 00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:47,938 I did. 330 00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:49,438 Just say yes. 331 00:17:49,522 --> 00:17:52,147 50 plus 50 makes 100 percent. 332 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:32,315 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 333 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:41,445 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 334 00:18:41,715 --> 00:18:46,138 "Looks calm, but she's a storm professional." 335 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:50,507 "Killer babe dressed in Choli flair... international." 336 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:55,215 "Raises the heat by locking eyes, flirts sensational." 337 00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,339 "Get her married..." 338 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,021 "Let's go." 339 00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:04,708 "Get her married... looks really hot." 340 00:19:04,788 --> 00:19:09,347 "Get her married... stays up all night." 341 00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:14,082 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 342 00:19:14,162 --> 00:19:16,766 "Get her married..." 343 00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:23,429 "Get her married... looks really hot." 344 00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:27,924 "Get her married... stays up all night." 345 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:32,831 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 346 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,896 "Get her married..." 347 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:51,746 "No love for variety These aunties of society," 348 00:19:51,826 --> 00:19:56,418 "I love my freedom That's their anxiety." 349 00:19:56,498 --> 00:19:58,798 "Even my laughter needs their authority," 350 00:19:58,878 --> 00:20:01,140 "Grandma's waiting on the next-gen priority." 351 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,490 "Kitchen duties, that's their policy," 352 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,161 "Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT." 353 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,888 "Even if daughter-in-law is from IIT." 354 00:20:08,789 --> 00:20:12,888 "How long will daddy's little angel stay single?" 355 00:20:13,451 --> 00:20:17,941 "Now that we've locked eyes, let our hearts mingle." 356 00:20:18,181 --> 00:20:22,640 "Daddy's angel flying high, carefree," 357 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,994 "Come down, baby Say yes to me." 358 00:20:27,074 --> 00:20:29,494 "Get him married..." 359 00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:36,451 "Get him married... always window shopping." 360 00:20:36,531 --> 00:20:41,190 "Get him married... pings me on DM." 361 00:20:41,270 --> 00:20:45,835 "Get her married... he's not thinking straight." 362 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:48,172 "Get him married..." 363 00:20:50,677 --> 00:20:55,238 "Get her married... looks really hot." 364 00:20:55,318 --> 00:20:59,743 "Get her married... stays up all night." 365 00:20:59,987 --> 00:21:04,632 "Get her married... parties all night at the club." 366 00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:07,006 "Get her married..." 367 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,744 Too cool, Jass. Singing and dancing. 368 00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,083 - You've got this. - Thanks, man. 369 00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:24,366 You guys look amazing. 370 00:21:24,446 --> 00:21:25,927 You guys look made for each other. 371 00:21:26,635 --> 00:21:27,644 But it looks difficult. 372 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:29,349 She won't agree so easily. 373 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,959 Hey, Jass. She's here. 374 00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:40,793 You stay put, dawg. 375 00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:43,587 Listen... Jass... 376 00:21:43,906 --> 00:21:46,259 Moron always chooses a girl over friendship! 377 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:49,454 - Hi! - Hi! 378 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,790 - Do you drink? - No. 379 00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:54,671 But if you insist, I will. 380 00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:58,481 - Come... - More. 381 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,081 I said more, dude. 382 00:22:00,161 --> 00:22:01,542 Don't you think you're overdoing it, Baani? 383 00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:02,617 Shut up. 384 00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:05,188 I'm pretty disturbed about yesterday anyway. 385 00:22:05,268 --> 00:22:06,154 Why? 386 00:22:06,315 --> 00:22:09,363 Same old... marriage, relationships... 387 00:22:09,885 --> 00:22:12,074 Khosla uncle, Khosla uncle's son. 388 00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:14,541 I don't like it. I don't like it, dude. 389 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,065 But what are you doing? 390 00:22:16,428 --> 00:22:18,196 Why are you settling for that Khosla 391 00:22:18,276 --> 00:22:22,118 when you've got a ready-made groom right here? 392 00:22:25,906 --> 00:22:27,963 Is it Jass Ahuja? 393 00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:31,282 It is Jass Ahuja. 394 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,186 Baani, check me out, okay. 395 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,265 I've got a nice personality. Cute face. 396 00:22:36,345 --> 00:22:37,597 I have six-pack abs. 397 00:22:37,677 --> 00:22:39,488 - And... slipping. - Careful. 398 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:42,854 lifetime guarantee to always be by your side. 399 00:22:51,111 --> 00:22:52,279 Will you marry me? 400 00:22:53,729 --> 00:22:54,775 Now. 401 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:57,216 Now? Are you crazy? 402 00:22:57,296 --> 00:22:59,080 Baani, the future's uncertain. 403 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,199 The wedding altar is already set for your sister. 404 00:23:02,894 --> 00:23:04,444 - No, no... - Stop laughing. 405 00:23:04,524 --> 00:23:08,246 Shouldn't the elder sister get married first? 406 00:23:08,326 --> 00:23:09,312 You are drunk. 407 00:23:09,392 --> 00:23:10,838 Who proposes like this? 408 00:23:10,918 --> 00:23:14,894 Alcohol brings out true feelings. Come on. 409 00:23:15,218 --> 00:23:17,210 Calm down. Calm down, okay. 410 00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,844 I need... I need time, okay. 411 00:23:21,308 --> 00:23:22,593 - You want time? - Yes. 412 00:23:22,673 --> 00:23:25,008 - I give you time. - Thank you. 413 00:23:27,502 --> 00:23:28,459 One hour. 414 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,983 One hour? 415 00:23:31,378 --> 00:23:33,396 "One, two, three, four." 416 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:37,004 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 417 00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:40,664 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 418 00:23:42,532 --> 00:23:46,132 "I'll wait an hour, I'll light the sacred fire," 419 00:23:46,212 --> 00:23:49,544 "I'll call the priest, I'll dress the altar." 420 00:23:49,624 --> 00:23:52,967 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife, What will that life be like?" 421 00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:56,297 "Can't imagine a better life. It'll be beautiful." 422 00:23:56,377 --> 00:23:59,927 "Will you marry me?" 423 00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:03,539 "Will you marry me?" 424 00:24:07,976 --> 00:24:10,020 Jass. You said one hour. 425 00:24:10,153 --> 00:24:12,304 Six hours have passed. Where is your bride? 426 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,756 - I don't understand. - Only owls stay awake at night. 427 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,199 Why are you making me stay awake? 428 00:24:16,279 --> 00:24:18,762 Sir... I am sure my bride will show up. 429 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,021 But when, young man? 430 00:24:21,551 --> 00:24:22,356 Here. 431 00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:24,448 Cool down those raging desires. 432 00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:25,726 She's not coming. 433 00:24:25,806 --> 00:24:28,561 She's probably drunk and snoring in her AC room. 434 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:29,672 - Exactly. - Yes. 435 00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:30,680 Really? 436 00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:32,362 Alright, bro. 437 00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:33,452 Come on. Get it over with. 438 00:24:33,532 --> 00:24:34,769 - Pour it. - Come on. 439 00:24:36,499 --> 00:24:39,147 Sir, start reciting the mantras. 440 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,028 Why? Are you marrying Kunnu? 441 00:24:41,108 --> 00:24:41,689 No... 442 00:24:41,769 --> 00:24:42,812 - Sir... - What? 443 00:24:42,892 --> 00:24:43,870 - I can feel it. - What? 444 00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:44,771 - I can feel it. - Feel what? 445 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,768 My bride's coming. 446 00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:46,916 - My bride's coming. - Where is she? Where is she? 447 00:24:46,996 --> 00:24:48,081 Turn around! 448 00:24:56,017 --> 00:24:59,575 "My heart's lost in your thoughts." 449 00:24:59,655 --> 00:25:03,225 "Let's get married, the altar's set.'" 450 00:25:03,305 --> 00:25:06,808 "From my side, it's already done," 451 00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:10,736 "Our pair will be number one." 452 00:25:10,816 --> 00:25:14,405 "I'll walk the rounds, wear the vermilion bright, 453 00:25:14,485 --> 00:25:17,519 "Exchange garlands, take our vows," 454 00:25:17,824 --> 00:25:19,583 "I'll be the husband, you'll be the wife," 455 00:25:19,663 --> 00:25:21,454 "What will that life be like?" 456 00:25:21,534 --> 00:25:25,340 "Can't imagine anything better." 457 00:25:26,513 --> 00:25:30,011 "Will you marry me?" 458 00:25:30,091 --> 00:25:33,701 "Will you marry me?" 459 00:25:35,193 --> 00:25:38,581 "Will you marry me?" 460 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:41,748 "Will you marry me?" 461 00:25:44,493 --> 00:25:45,677 What's he doing? 462 00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:47,168 Silence in the court room. 463 00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:52,099 Great. 464 00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,026 Amazing. 465 00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:59,368 I've never seen or heard of a love story, or a wedding like this. 466 00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:01,701 - Kulkarni? - Yes, sir. 467 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:06,820 Her family must've figured out your situation later. 468 00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:08,905 And then what did they do? 469 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:19,330 My Lord! I took the blows meant for her. 470 00:26:19,858 --> 00:26:20,936 That's okay. 471 00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,235 Her family broke all ties with her. 472 00:26:23,484 --> 00:26:24,824 But I stood with her. 473 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:28,476 And I'm still here for you, Baani. 474 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,391 But you are leaving me. 475 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,781 Mrs. Ahuja, I don't understand one thing. 476 00:26:39,491 --> 00:26:43,380 Why do you want a divorce after five years of marriage? 477 00:26:43,792 --> 00:26:45,000 I mean, why? 478 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,664 Is he two-timing you? 479 00:26:48,141 --> 00:26:48,677 No. 480 00:26:48,757 --> 00:26:50,004 Is it a case of physical violence? 481 00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:51,880 - Does he hit you? - No. 482 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,111 - Doesn't he love you? - He does. 483 00:26:54,191 --> 00:26:55,419 Then what is the problem? 484 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,102 He loves me too much. 485 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,027 Isn't that great, child? 486 00:26:59,107 --> 00:27:00,067 Absolutely not. 487 00:27:00,909 --> 00:27:03,844 He wants to make love to me all the time, that too without protection. 488 00:27:05,508 --> 00:27:07,134 Because I want a child, sir. 489 00:27:07,346 --> 00:27:08,636 I want to be a father. 490 00:27:09,514 --> 00:27:11,650 The things I've done for this relationship... 491 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,403 - you can ask my friend. - Yes. 492 00:27:13,483 --> 00:27:16,210 Hello, My Lord. Let me tell you. I'll tell you everything. 493 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:17,554 Actually... 494 00:27:18,455 --> 00:27:19,390 Why are you wearing a suit? 495 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,724 Why? Doesn't it suit me? 496 00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,063 I wear it only on two occasions. 497 00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,490 Funerals and divorces. 498 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:24,531 I'll tell you what happened. 499 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:25,781 - Go, sit down. - No, let me... 500 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:26,899 Go and sit down. 501 00:27:27,223 --> 00:27:28,565 Dresses up in a suit... 502 00:27:29,616 --> 00:27:32,052 You can't imagine what I've been through In these five years... 503 00:27:33,311 --> 00:27:34,239 What? 504 00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,782 Every time I tried to get close... 505 00:27:38,464 --> 00:27:39,418 she 506 00:27:40,653 --> 00:27:42,631 put up a wall between us. 507 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,009 Don't stop me unnecessarily. 508 00:28:06,582 --> 00:28:10,128 When I come close to you, don't stop me. 509 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:13,729 I am in your bed, I am in your bed. 510 00:28:13,809 --> 00:28:16,697 I... am in your bed, you're... in your bed. 511 00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:19,696 I missed you, babe. 512 00:28:24,782 --> 00:28:26,956 No, no, no kissing. 513 00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:29,519 Kisses don't get anyone pregnant, silly. 514 00:28:29,692 --> 00:28:32,072 A kiss is where it all begins. 515 00:28:32,152 --> 00:28:35,898 And if you start... I won't be able to stop. 516 00:28:36,609 --> 00:28:39,506 So why stop? Let's make a baby. 517 00:28:40,091 --> 00:28:42,521 - Come on. Come closer. - Jass, no. 518 00:28:42,601 --> 00:28:43,945 Jass, no... 519 00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:45,861 Jass... stop it. 520 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:46,889 No! 521 00:28:50,051 --> 00:28:51,046 A kick? 522 00:28:52,084 --> 00:28:53,619 You actually kicked him? 523 00:28:55,183 --> 00:28:57,481 That's wrong. This is not done. 524 00:28:57,821 --> 00:29:00,512 Do you have any idea what he would've gone through? 525 00:29:01,205 --> 00:29:04,019 Do you even realize what a woman goes through in conceiving, 526 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,557 as well as raising up a child? 527 00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:10,673 Sir, to bring a perfect child in this world, 528 00:29:10,753 --> 00:29:12,344 one has to be a perfect mother. 529 00:29:12,424 --> 00:29:14,550 And currently, I'm the CEO of a company. 530 00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:18,977 I want to focus and dedicate all my time to my career. 531 00:29:19,223 --> 00:29:21,759 I want to be mentally and physically prepared 532 00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:23,386 in bringing up our kid. 533 00:29:24,943 --> 00:29:26,015 But for now... 534 00:29:27,452 --> 00:29:28,594 I'm not ready. 535 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:34,801 You want a child, but you don't. 536 00:29:35,177 --> 00:29:37,749 You want this marriage, but you don't. 537 00:29:38,457 --> 00:29:43,953 Therefore, the court will keep this divorce case 538 00:29:44,668 --> 00:29:47,051 in a lock-unlock category for six months. 539 00:29:47,823 --> 00:29:50,775 This period is granted, 540 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:54,849 so that the couples who have taken this significant step 541 00:29:55,562 --> 00:30:00,735 can reflect and be certain whether it's the right decision. 542 00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:06,259 For now, I will strike the gavel to separate you. 543 00:30:07,086 --> 00:30:09,037 But something tells me... 544 00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:12,343 you'll find your way back to each other. 545 00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:14,143 The court is adjourned. 546 00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:41,424 Mr. Jasswinder Ahuja. 547 00:30:42,689 --> 00:30:44,808 You've been the nicest man I know. 548 00:30:45,918 --> 00:30:48,516 And you'll always be the proudest chapter in my life. 549 00:30:50,903 --> 00:30:54,258 It's alright. Sometimes things don't work out in life. 550 00:30:54,531 --> 00:30:56,137 It didn't work out between us. 551 00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:58,580 Jass... 552 00:30:59,128 --> 00:31:00,032 let it go. 553 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,499 Move on. 554 00:31:05,016 --> 00:31:07,066 And I wish you all the best for your future. 555 00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:15,648 Can I hug you? 556 00:31:16,397 --> 00:31:17,323 Please. 557 00:31:18,814 --> 00:31:19,879 Of course. 558 00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:38,515 What happened? 559 00:31:39,051 --> 00:31:40,145 Am I crazy or 560 00:31:40,225 --> 00:31:42,838 is that the same bottle we drank from and got married? 561 00:31:43,244 --> 00:31:44,771 It's the same brand, right? 562 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:49,153 Yeah, that's the same bottle that made our heads spin. 563 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:51,586 And had us circling the holy fire to get married. 564 00:31:52,648 --> 00:31:53,726 Oh, God. 565 00:31:54,152 --> 00:31:55,938 How will we divide the bottle now? 566 00:32:07,796 --> 00:32:10,632 - Oh... - Come on. Come on. Come on. 567 00:32:11,969 --> 00:32:12,729 No. 568 00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:15,411 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - No, guys. I can't. 569 00:32:15,491 --> 00:32:17,597 This is such a silly game. Can't we play something else? 570 00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:20,821 - Truth or dare? Truth or dare? - Okay, okay, okay. 571 00:32:21,659 --> 00:32:22,505 Dare. 572 00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:23,564 Yes. 573 00:32:25,513 --> 00:32:28,332 See that handsome photographer over there. 574 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,282 - Where? - With the camera. 575 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,320 Henry, she's your wife, not your cousin. 576 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,555 Look at her with more love, mate. 577 00:32:35,635 --> 00:32:37,138 And, Hanna, just stroke his beard. 578 00:32:37,218 --> 00:32:39,818 Yes. That's lovely. Nice and soft. Great. 579 00:32:40,062 --> 00:32:41,027 Be still. 580 00:32:41,107 --> 00:32:42,217 Go and kiss him. 581 00:32:43,176 --> 00:32:44,069 What? 582 00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:45,745 - Go and kiss him. - No. 583 00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:48,012 She can't kiss a stranger. I agree. 584 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:51,084 - No. - He's so cute. He's so cute. 585 00:32:51,164 --> 00:32:52,166 Very nice. 586 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:55,553 My marriage didn't last five years, Looks like theirs will end in five days. 587 00:32:55,633 --> 00:32:59,750 Hey... I swear, you won't last five seconds in this world. 588 00:33:00,121 --> 00:33:01,994 "Two times the tax. For God's sakes." 589 00:33:02,074 --> 00:33:04,935 You know Hindi. Very nice. Very nice. Sorry. Sorry. 590 00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:06,420 We'll get some photos clicked on that bridge. 591 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,923 - Let's go. Let's go. - Come on, honey. 592 00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:09,107 Come, goatee and gal, let's go. 593 00:33:09,482 --> 00:33:11,881 - You can. - No. 594 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:05,999 Don't let go of the rope. 595 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:09,391 Keep paddling. Paddle. Paddle. 596 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,254 Don't let go of the rope. 597 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,414 Help. 598 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,088 Help! Help! 599 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,179 Somebody help me. 600 00:34:34,012 --> 00:34:36,248 - Somebody help me. - She will drown. 601 00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:38,440 - Please help. - Vicky, help her. 602 00:34:43,762 --> 00:34:45,503 Help. Help. 603 00:34:46,245 --> 00:34:47,157 Help. 604 00:34:54,563 --> 00:34:55,399 Help. 605 00:34:59,174 --> 00:35:01,140 - Thank God. - Thank God. 606 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:23,896 Wake up. 607 00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:28,457 Wake up, wake up. 608 00:35:28,537 --> 00:35:29,897 Breathe, breathe! 609 00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:32,258 What do I do? What do I do? 610 00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:36,367 Wait... only one man can save her in this situation. 611 00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,831 My school headmaster, Mr. Shukla! 612 00:35:38,968 --> 00:35:40,077 Sir, what do I do? 613 00:35:40,157 --> 00:35:47,532 Well... when things go wrong, or someone's in trouble, 614 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:50,695 or can't breathe... 615 00:35:50,775 --> 00:35:54,417 you give them CPR. 616 00:35:54,705 --> 00:35:57,119 First, lock your hands, 617 00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,635 place them on the patient's chest... 618 00:35:59,715 --> 00:36:05,918 and pump at regular intervals. 619 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:09,112 Pump... pump... 620 00:36:09,192 --> 00:36:10,389 Thank you, Mr. Shukla! 621 00:36:11,207 --> 00:36:13,326 Pump... pump... 622 00:36:13,406 --> 00:36:15,266 pump, pump, pump... Oh no... 623 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:18,785 It's not working, Mr. Shukla! Say something! 624 00:36:18,949 --> 00:36:20,551 Else, this beautiful girl will die! 625 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,464 How can I let her die? 626 00:36:22,544 --> 00:36:24,333 Mr. Shukla won't let her die. 627 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:28,314 Step two of CPR - hold her nose 628 00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:34,240 and blow air into her mouth. 629 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,086 How? 630 00:36:36,256 --> 00:36:37,356 Like this. 631 00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:44,554 What's so funny? 632 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:46,467 I'll try... 633 00:36:46,547 --> 00:36:47,619 Sorry, ma'am... 634 00:36:49,715 --> 00:36:52,149 - Like this, Mr. Shukla? - You're not supposed to kiss her. 635 00:36:52,229 --> 00:36:53,607 You're supposed to blow air! 636 00:36:53,687 --> 00:36:54,591 Okay. 637 00:37:00,056 --> 00:37:01,080 Hallelujah! 638 00:37:01,242 --> 00:37:02,398 It's a miracle. 639 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:04,388 Are you okay? 640 00:37:04,468 --> 00:37:06,524 Do you want water? No... sorry no water! 641 00:37:09,091 --> 00:37:10,278 Are you okay? 642 00:37:23,347 --> 00:37:25,045 Oh, my God. She did it. 643 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,930 No, she's still doing it. 644 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,176 Please, someone stop her. 645 00:37:28,256 --> 00:37:29,625 Preet, that's enough. 646 00:37:36,347 --> 00:37:37,220 Thank you. 647 00:37:38,997 --> 00:37:40,991 I didn't get a chance to say it the other day. 648 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,366 You're lucky I found you today. 649 00:37:49,730 --> 00:37:51,241 Hey. Your money. 650 00:37:52,643 --> 00:37:53,827 That's for you. 651 00:37:55,515 --> 00:37:57,457 The value of my kiss is only £5? 652 00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:05,496 Rise and Shine. Vodka and Wine. 653 00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:08,043 Reach Club Dance and Dine... before Nine. 654 00:38:12,455 --> 00:38:13,308 Fine... 655 00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:14,741 Fine! 656 00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:17,681 Chug. Chug. Chug. 657 00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:21,741 Chug. Chug. Chug. 658 00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:23,349 Come on, Preet. 659 00:38:23,905 --> 00:38:24,968 Woohoo! 660 00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:27,656 Chug. Chug. Chug. 661 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,213 Whoa! 662 00:38:35,374 --> 00:38:38,236 "Oh my God." 663 00:38:38,508 --> 00:38:41,865 "Oh what." 664 00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:45,269 "Twerk it." 665 00:38:45,419 --> 00:38:49,327 "Shake it. Shake it." 666 00:39:00,315 --> 00:39:02,503 "Shake it. Shake it." 667 00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,043 "Oh my God." 668 00:40:27,472 --> 00:40:28,507 By the way, 669 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,200 are you single? 670 00:40:32,364 --> 00:40:33,681 Fully single. 671 00:40:36,449 --> 00:40:39,607 Okay. I'm gonna go get another drink then. 672 00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:43,913 One more? 673 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:46,426 Is she a drunkard? 674 00:40:46,704 --> 00:40:47,897 Works for me. 675 00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:50,989 Move. 676 00:41:13,813 --> 00:41:15,053 - Sir, it's mine. - Bro, it's mine. 677 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:16,428 - Sir, it's mine. - It's my tip. 678 00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:17,711 Sir, it's mine. 679 00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:20,200 I double the tip, okay. 680 00:41:20,482 --> 00:41:21,562 Sir, Indian money? 681 00:41:21,642 --> 00:41:24,040 You're not British either. Take it and leave. 682 00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:27,410 Use force, but make no fuss. 683 00:41:27,606 --> 00:41:30,441 Come to the bedroom, follow the red door. 684 00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:36,614 Move aside. 685 00:41:47,885 --> 00:41:49,161 Villages have homes... 686 00:41:49,473 --> 00:41:51,149 but this home has an entire village. 687 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:52,904 They are loaded. 688 00:42:01,984 --> 00:42:02,900 Oh! 689 00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:04,267 Tommy is a good boy. 690 00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:06,779 Who's a good Tommy? You're a good Tommy. 691 00:42:06,859 --> 00:42:08,174 Who's a good Tommy? 692 00:42:08,789 --> 00:42:09,783 Bad Tommy. 693 00:42:10,738 --> 00:42:12,961 No, Tommy. No. 694 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,261 Tommy. Tommy. 695 00:42:16,358 --> 00:42:18,630 I don't want rabies. I want babies. 696 00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:23,048 Why are you getting angry? Is it because I called you Tommy? 697 00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,762 Your madam called me. Let me go. 698 00:42:26,514 --> 00:42:27,403 I'll go. 699 00:42:29,786 --> 00:42:31,606 Who's going to save me now? 700 00:42:32,827 --> 00:42:35,312 My PT teacher... Mr. Mishra. 701 00:42:35,512 --> 00:42:36,609 Youngsters 702 00:42:37,539 --> 00:42:39,403 kids my height, 703 00:42:39,483 --> 00:42:42,976 take a deep breath before you run. 704 00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,441 Put your chest out, keep your posture straight. 705 00:42:47,038 --> 00:42:49,590 And keep your eyes on your 'disha' (direction) while running. 706 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:50,499 Understood? 707 00:42:50,579 --> 00:42:51,563 Hi, Disha. 708 00:42:52,256 --> 00:42:53,376 Wrong. 709 00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,902 Not this Disha. 710 00:42:56,580 --> 00:43:00,681 I mean direction, your goal. 711 00:43:01,181 --> 00:43:04,752 So that you can stay ahead and leave everyone behind. 712 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,761 - Sir, what if a dog chases us? - Good question. 713 00:43:07,903 --> 00:43:10,466 If a dog chases you, don't think 714 00:43:10,989 --> 00:43:14,853 just run. Long strides, big leaps. 715 00:43:15,056 --> 00:43:16,988 Okay, Mr. Mishra... I'll try. 716 00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:23,823 Here is the dog. 717 00:43:24,006 --> 00:43:25,971 Hey, dog! Hey, dog! 718 00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:27,788 Hey, dog! Hey, dog! 719 00:43:27,868 --> 00:43:30,067 Hey, dog! Hey, dog! 720 00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:32,384 Mishra sir! Mishra sir! 721 00:43:32,548 --> 00:43:36,178 - Long strides! Big jump! - Long strides! Big jump! 722 00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:37,412 Long leap! 723 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:39,856 Climb a wall! Climb a tree! 724 00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:41,452 Be like Spider-Man! 725 00:43:41,532 --> 00:43:42,750 I'm climbing. I'm trying. 726 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,892 Climb whatever you get. But save yourself from the dog! 727 00:43:46,702 --> 00:43:48,052 I've climbed up, Mr. Mishra. 728 00:43:50,392 --> 00:43:51,576 I'm safe. 729 00:43:52,948 --> 00:43:54,277 Follow the red... 730 00:43:57,450 --> 00:43:58,336 Red door. 731 00:43:58,826 --> 00:43:59,692 Red door. 732 00:43:59,904 --> 00:44:01,470 Red door. Red door. 733 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,459 Red door. 734 00:44:03,985 --> 00:44:05,038 Red door? 735 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,900 Eenie, meenie, miny, moe... 736 00:44:09,036 --> 00:44:11,278 Two red doors, which one do I go? 737 00:44:12,243 --> 00:44:13,414 Damn it. 738 00:44:13,795 --> 00:44:14,896 What the hell. 739 00:44:16,921 --> 00:44:18,574 Preet. 740 00:44:25,348 --> 00:44:26,270 Cutie. 741 00:44:28,779 --> 00:44:29,716 Perfume. 742 00:44:34,087 --> 00:44:41,077 "Two hearts are meeting quietly, in secret." 743 00:44:47,532 --> 00:44:49,599 Don't kill me. Don't sell my kidney, please. 744 00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:51,488 - I am very young. Please. - Get up. 745 00:44:51,624 --> 00:44:52,879 My mother is still alive... 746 00:44:56,608 --> 00:45:00,195 Do you even know whose house you've barged into? 747 00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:04,289 For your information - Jogi Randhawa. 748 00:45:04,465 --> 00:45:05,923 He doesn't talk much... 749 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:08,197 his gun does the talking. 750 00:45:08,341 --> 00:45:09,157 Gun? 751 00:45:10,777 --> 00:45:12,775 Sir, sorry. I haven't done anything, please. 752 00:45:12,855 --> 00:45:14,197 - I haven't done anything. - Jass? 753 00:45:15,136 --> 00:45:17,217 - Preet. Save me. - Brother... 754 00:45:17,774 --> 00:45:18,501 Brother? 755 00:45:18,581 --> 00:45:21,400 What are you doing, brother? You're scaring him. Stop it. 756 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,318 Jass is-- 757 00:45:29,391 --> 00:45:30,857 Truth or Dare? 758 00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:33,305 Are you two addicted to this game or what? 759 00:45:37,023 --> 00:45:39,268 Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. This is cheating. 760 00:45:42,357 --> 00:45:43,929 You've already done the dare. 761 00:45:44,787 --> 00:45:46,437 Time for the truth. 762 00:45:46,714 --> 00:45:50,014 Tell me... what were you doing in my house, 763 00:45:50,516 --> 00:45:53,164 in my sister's room... so late at night? 764 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,782 You sister called me. 765 00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:59,008 She said, 'using force without the fuss, enter the red door.' 766 00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:01,827 I know Preet from before, sir. 767 00:46:02,044 --> 00:46:02,710 Yes. 768 00:46:02,973 --> 00:46:03,622 - Yes? - Yes. 769 00:46:03,702 --> 00:46:04,917 I saved her life. 770 00:46:04,997 --> 00:46:06,807 Actually, Shukla sir solved the matter. 771 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,192 - Who is Shukla sir? - My school headmaster. 772 00:46:09,373 --> 00:46:10,920 I did exactly like he said. 773 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,768 I went close to her and kissed her. 774 00:46:12,848 --> 00:46:14,886 - Sire. - I mean... I gave her oxygen, sir. 775 00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:15,972 O2. 776 00:46:17,172 --> 00:46:18,108 What is he saying? 777 00:46:18,188 --> 00:46:19,650 Explain it to your brother. 778 00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:20,538 Yes, brother. 779 00:46:20,618 --> 00:46:24,138 Remember what happened in Uttarakhand? I almost drowned while rafting. 780 00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,430 He's the one who saved me. 781 00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:28,896 I am alive because of him. 782 00:46:29,226 --> 00:46:33,276 Sire, does saving her life give him the right to enter her bedroom? 783 00:46:34,022 --> 00:46:35,069 Brother... 784 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:36,678 Look. 785 00:46:36,855 --> 00:46:38,925 She scribbled the address on this note and called me here. 786 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,679 It was her. Your dogs even chased me. 787 00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:43,227 But Mishra sir solved that matter. 788 00:46:43,307 --> 00:46:44,733 Who is this Mishra now? 789 00:46:44,813 --> 00:46:46,023 My PT teacher, sir. 790 00:46:46,161 --> 00:46:49,731 Stop this Mishra-Shukla nonsense. 791 00:46:49,811 --> 00:46:52,652 Just tell me whether you love Preet or not. 792 00:46:53,842 --> 00:46:55,656 Growing love, sir. Growing... 793 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:57,701 Every second I fall more in love with her. 794 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,872 Oh. 795 00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:06,247 And what about you, Preet? 796 00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:08,314 Do you too have a growing love for him? 797 00:47:10,443 --> 00:47:11,245 No! 798 00:47:11,325 --> 00:47:12,621 - What? - What are you saying? 799 00:47:12,701 --> 00:47:14,763 Your brother's going to shoot me. 800 00:47:14,843 --> 00:47:16,971 I mean, we just met. 801 00:47:17,145 --> 00:47:20,373 I want to get to know him. I mean... he's cute. 802 00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,575 Cute? Okay, fine. 803 00:47:22,893 --> 00:47:24,501 You, boy. Come here. 804 00:47:24,825 --> 00:47:25,823 No, no. 805 00:47:25,947 --> 00:47:26,770 - Go on. - Come on. 806 00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:27,683 - Go. - Come on. 807 00:47:27,763 --> 00:47:28,695 Don't push. 808 00:47:29,250 --> 00:47:30,415 Come on. 809 00:47:31,731 --> 00:47:34,170 Don't even think of betraying her. 810 00:47:34,874 --> 00:47:39,840 Cross a Randhawa, and you're done. 811 00:47:40,135 --> 00:47:41,626 That chance, I'll give you none. 812 00:47:41,706 --> 00:47:44,259 Soon, wedding prep will have begun. 813 00:47:44,522 --> 00:47:46,952 Preet, let's get some fresh air and fun. 814 00:47:47,154 --> 00:47:48,837 And listen, idiot. 815 00:47:49,353 --> 00:47:52,877 Next time you want to meet Preet, don't jump across the wall. 816 00:47:54,318 --> 00:47:56,004 Use the main door. 817 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,030 Alright, I'll use the main door. 818 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:01,974 Keep the door open. 819 00:48:02,364 --> 00:48:03,996 Thank you, brother. You're a sweetheart. 820 00:48:04,076 --> 00:48:05,916 - Need your blessings. - Let's go. 821 00:48:06,048 --> 00:48:06,824 Where are we going? 822 00:48:06,904 --> 00:48:08,279 Sire, I feel-- 823 00:48:10,428 --> 00:48:11,466 Growing love. 824 00:48:23,037 --> 00:48:26,610 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 825 00:48:26,690 --> 00:48:29,673 "I drift closer to you..." 826 00:48:29,753 --> 00:48:34,059 "Forgetting all the worries in the world," 827 00:48:34,139 --> 00:48:37,548 "I drift closer to you..." 828 00:48:37,854 --> 00:48:41,262 "In your eyes," 829 00:48:41,342 --> 00:48:43,823 "I find my light." 830 00:48:43,903 --> 00:48:45,664 "And be yours forever." 831 00:48:45,744 --> 00:48:47,491 "And be yours forever." 832 00:48:47,571 --> 00:48:51,195 "And be yours forever." 833 00:48:51,275 --> 00:48:53,029 "And be yours forever." 834 00:48:53,109 --> 00:48:54,892 "And be yours forever." 835 00:48:54,972 --> 00:48:58,645 "And be yours forever." 836 00:48:58,725 --> 00:49:02,254 "I'm yours..." 837 00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:06,674 "And be yours forever." 838 00:49:29,262 --> 00:49:32,944 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 839 00:49:33,024 --> 00:49:36,668 "It's hard to believe" 840 00:49:36,981 --> 00:49:44,011 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 841 00:49:44,091 --> 00:49:47,987 "Are you a dream, or are you my destiny?" 842 00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:51,599 "It's hard to believe" 843 00:49:51,758 --> 00:49:58,814 "I deserve your love, I want to believe." 844 00:49:59,077 --> 00:50:06,225 "Nothing matters more than me being yours." 845 00:50:06,512 --> 00:50:10,155 "Say what's in your heart," 846 00:50:10,235 --> 00:50:12,486 "so I can finally sleep in peace." 847 00:50:12,566 --> 00:50:14,278 "And be yours forever." 848 00:50:14,358 --> 00:50:16,106 "And be yours forever." 849 00:50:16,186 --> 00:50:19,709 "And be yours forever." 850 00:50:19,885 --> 00:50:21,632 "And be yours forever." 851 00:50:21,712 --> 00:50:23,487 "And be yours forever." 852 00:50:23,567 --> 00:50:27,181 "And be yours forever." 853 00:50:27,261 --> 00:50:30,780 "I'm yours..." 854 00:50:30,975 --> 00:50:35,074 "And be yours forever." 855 00:50:38,346 --> 00:50:40,764 "And be yours forever." 856 00:50:42,093 --> 00:50:45,136 "And be yours forever." 857 00:50:45,738 --> 00:50:49,336 "Be yours." 858 00:50:54,304 --> 00:50:57,592 "Everybody knows I'm the baddest. Who am I without my bad habits?" 859 00:50:57,672 --> 00:50:59,513 "I just play it too much, I don't plan it." 860 00:50:59,593 --> 00:51:01,768 "Rolling stone better keep it them balance. Please." 861 00:51:01,848 --> 00:51:05,119 "Baby, that's love for me. All the best things, they come in threes." 862 00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:08,588 "It may seem like a crowd to you. But to me it's just good company." 863 00:51:08,668 --> 00:51:10,612 "Not a player I'm the whole game the worst of them all." 864 00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:12,450 "Way over this time I might have gone too far." 865 00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:14,367 "I been going' hard it's just who you are." 866 00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:16,280 "They love me I'm leavin' I shoot like a star." 867 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,678 "When you're young..." 868 00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:23,432 "When you're young..." 869 00:51:24,855 --> 00:51:26,100 Squeeze me. 870 00:51:28,892 --> 00:51:29,658 Hi. 871 00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,570 - Baani? - Yes, Baani. 872 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,052 Won't you ask me to come in? 873 00:51:37,712 --> 00:51:39,498 Remember, I'm still your wife. 874 00:51:40,323 --> 00:51:41,940 Yeah, come in. 875 00:51:42,595 --> 00:51:45,207 - Wow, it's a beautiful house. - Thank you. 876 00:51:46,758 --> 00:51:48,373 Old habits die hard. 877 00:51:49,878 --> 00:51:51,280 By the way, what are you doing here? 878 00:51:51,481 --> 00:51:52,833 Are you here with the divorce papers? 879 00:51:52,998 --> 00:51:55,436 No. I want to tell you something. 880 00:51:56,209 --> 00:51:57,492 You could have called. 881 00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:59,738 I couldn't have told you on the phone. It's personal. 882 00:52:00,327 --> 00:52:02,201 - Jass, are you ready? - I am. 883 00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:04,455 Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? 884 00:52:04,535 --> 00:52:06,473 Stop spinning me around. Tell me what happened. 885 00:52:07,999 --> 00:52:08,916 I'm pregnant. 886 00:52:10,991 --> 00:52:12,478 I'm pregnant. 887 00:52:13,859 --> 00:52:15,957 Wow. Congratulations. 888 00:52:16,123 --> 00:52:17,295 Who's the boy? 889 00:52:21,133 --> 00:52:23,406 What do you mean, who's the boy? Are you for real, Jass? 890 00:52:24,914 --> 00:52:26,533 Is this all you have to say, who's the boy? 891 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,633 - No... - You don't remember, do you? 892 00:52:31,404 --> 00:52:32,748 Let me remind you. 893 00:52:32,897 --> 00:52:37,502 Remember, the judge said he would decide our future in six months. 894 00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:41,091 I went home and I was packing 895 00:52:41,171 --> 00:52:43,138 and you saw that bottle. 896 00:52:48,696 --> 00:52:53,718 Remember, Jass... we just kept drinking that night. 897 00:52:54,248 --> 00:52:57,632 And eventually... the alcohol took over. 898 00:53:04,053 --> 00:53:06,839 Then... you came close, like you always do... 899 00:53:07,614 --> 00:53:12,022 and I raised my leg to kick you, like I always do. 900 00:53:14,914 --> 00:53:16,122 But then... 901 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,324 Now you remember who's the boy? 902 00:53:27,404 --> 00:53:28,360 Yes. 903 00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:31,796 Jass, you're going to be a father. 904 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,348 This is exactly what you wanted. 905 00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:35,756 Oh my God. 906 00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:37,853 Yeah. Oh my God. 907 00:53:38,051 --> 00:53:39,798 Only God can plan this for us. 908 00:53:39,956 --> 00:53:42,344 But what about your goals? Aspirations? 909 00:53:42,424 --> 00:53:43,631 Your self growth as a woman? 910 00:53:43,711 --> 00:53:44,719 - It's okay. - You're a fighter. 911 00:53:44,799 --> 00:53:46,346 - It's okay. - Really? 912 00:53:46,426 --> 00:53:50,442 Jass, God has given me the opportunity to become a mother for the first time. 913 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:53,118 I'll sort out my career. I'll work from home. 914 00:53:53,198 --> 00:53:54,648 - Sure? - Yeah. 915 00:53:54,728 --> 00:53:56,854 Everything happens for a reason. 916 00:53:57,888 --> 00:54:00,071 In our case, it's for the kid. 917 00:54:00,648 --> 00:54:03,648 You and me will bring a third person in this world. 918 00:54:03,728 --> 00:54:04,886 - Jass. - Enough. 919 00:54:05,778 --> 00:54:07,691 No one will come between us. 920 00:54:07,771 --> 00:54:10,048 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 921 00:54:10,739 --> 00:54:14,185 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 922 00:54:16,726 --> 00:54:18,334 - Sorry. - Jass? 923 00:54:20,146 --> 00:54:22,936 But it's...switched off. 924 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,031 The battery is dead. I'll put it to charge. 925 00:54:28,870 --> 00:54:31,282 - Hello? - Baby, come quickly to my house. 926 00:54:31,362 --> 00:54:33,220 - Why? - What do you mean why? 927 00:54:33,550 --> 00:54:35,536 If you don't come, then I'm coming there. 928 00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:38,868 - No... no, no, no... - Okay. 929 00:54:38,948 --> 00:54:41,264 No. No. No.... 930 00:54:44,518 --> 00:54:47,068 Jass. Jass. You forgot your pants. 931 00:54:47,148 --> 00:54:48,298 I know, Martha! 932 00:54:48,378 --> 00:54:51,153 And guess what... I forgot to wear a condom too! 933 00:55:08,937 --> 00:55:09,707 Preet. 934 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:11,983 Preet. 935 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,949 Preet. 936 00:55:14,323 --> 00:55:15,096 Preet. 937 00:55:15,621 --> 00:55:16,456 Jass. 938 00:55:17,121 --> 00:55:19,222 You said it's something urgent. All good? 939 00:55:19,768 --> 00:55:21,832 First you tell me, why are you in your shorts? 940 00:55:22,024 --> 00:55:24,548 You said it's an emergency. Now, tell me what happened. 941 00:55:25,344 --> 00:55:26,364 Ready? 942 00:55:28,509 --> 00:55:29,401 Okay. 943 00:55:32,670 --> 00:55:34,792 Wait a second? Do you have COVID? 944 00:55:35,182 --> 00:55:36,698 - No offence, please. - Jass. 945 00:55:36,778 --> 00:55:37,725 Look at it properly. 946 00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:39,008 Maintain two feet distance. 947 00:55:39,088 --> 00:55:40,823 - Please. - Don't you know what this is? 948 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:42,975 It's a pregnancy test kit. 949 00:55:43,494 --> 00:55:46,186 Jass, I am pregnant. 950 00:55:48,532 --> 00:55:49,594 I'm pregnant. 951 00:55:50,236 --> 00:55:50,986 Jass...? 952 00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:53,422 No, this can't be happening. 953 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,102 What do you mean can't be happening? 954 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,800 It's happening. It's real. 955 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,000 I'm pregnant. 956 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,968 But I used protection... 957 00:56:00,048 --> 00:56:01,870 So? Protection failed. 958 00:56:01,950 --> 00:56:04,546 How can protection fail? Protection's job is to protect. 959 00:56:04,854 --> 00:56:07,942 I have just given you such great news, 960 00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:09,280 and you're not happy. 961 00:56:09,479 --> 00:56:10,450 You're not happy. 962 00:56:11,722 --> 00:56:12,537 I'm happy. 963 00:56:12,682 --> 00:56:14,454 Jass, you're going to be a father. 964 00:56:15,034 --> 00:56:17,278 This is exactly what you wanted. 965 00:56:17,488 --> 00:56:18,892 I am very happy. 966 00:56:18,972 --> 00:56:21,160 Look at my face. See how happy I am. 967 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,368 I am very happy. 968 00:56:22,586 --> 00:56:24,784 But these condom companies, I won't let them off so easily. 969 00:56:24,976 --> 00:56:25,942 I will file a case against them. 970 00:56:26,022 --> 00:56:27,118 I will sue them. 971 00:56:27,198 --> 00:56:28,786 How can they do this? 972 00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:33,124 Instead of being happy about the news you're angry with the condom company? 973 00:56:33,717 --> 00:56:35,440 - Not cool. - I am angry with myself. 974 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:36,868 No, it's fine. It's okay. 975 00:56:36,948 --> 00:56:37,924 Just let it be. 976 00:56:38,004 --> 00:56:39,524 - It's okay. - I'm lost... 977 00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:41,083 I'm lost...for words. 978 00:56:41,854 --> 00:56:43,200 You're not happy. 979 00:56:43,888 --> 00:56:44,764 Very happy. 980 00:56:45,082 --> 00:56:48,082 You and I will bring a third person into this world. 981 00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:49,653 - Jass... - Enough... 982 00:56:50,308 --> 00:56:52,463 no one will come between us now. 983 00:56:52,636 --> 00:56:54,004 - And guess what? - What? 984 00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:56,524 Today is International Pregnancy Day. 985 00:56:56,770 --> 00:56:58,420 What are the odds? 986 00:56:59,608 --> 00:57:01,750 Brilliant. Brilliant. 987 00:57:01,915 --> 00:57:03,049 What a day. 988 00:57:03,129 --> 00:57:07,485 So everyone's going to announce - I'm pregnant. 989 00:57:07,617 --> 00:57:08,823 We are all pregnant. 990 00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:09,831 You're so funny. 991 00:57:09,911 --> 00:57:11,274 For the next nine months 992 00:57:11,354 --> 00:57:13,689 it's going to be anxiety, depression, mood swings... 993 00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:15,795 Labour pain as well. Plus, it's also going to kick. 994 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,265 But where are you going? 995 00:57:17,345 --> 00:57:19,103 I'm going to the temple to bang my head... 996 00:57:19,183 --> 00:57:21,000 I mean, take blessings. Don't stop me. 997 00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:24,300 We've to tell my brother. He's gonna be so happy. 998 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,865 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 999 00:57:26,945 --> 00:57:29,560 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 1000 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:35,867 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 1001 00:57:38,639 --> 00:57:40,559 'Jass, I'm pregnant.' 1002 00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:52,175 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 1003 00:57:53,391 --> 00:57:55,023 - Mom. - Jass, what happened? 1004 00:57:55,173 --> 00:57:56,211 Is everything alright? 1005 00:57:56,291 --> 00:57:58,443 Mom, God has answered your prayers. 1006 00:57:58,659 --> 00:58:00,165 I'm, stuck between two. 1007 00:58:00,303 --> 00:58:02,395 Now, two are on the way. Two. 1008 00:58:02,571 --> 00:58:03,723 I didn't understand, son. 1009 00:58:03,803 --> 00:58:05,115 - Mom. - Hello? 1010 00:58:05,361 --> 00:58:06,603 Hello... Hello Jass? 1011 00:58:06,949 --> 00:58:09,393 Twinkle, twinkle... double the worry, 1012 00:58:09,943 --> 00:58:13,137 How am I going to handle two love stories? 1013 00:58:46,977 --> 00:58:49,190 This is the limit! Unbelievable! 1014 00:58:49,659 --> 00:58:52,066 First, you couldn't even have one baby. Now you're having two! 1015 00:58:52,569 --> 00:58:54,039 What crappy luck! 1016 00:58:57,587 --> 00:58:58,884 Why are you hitting me? 1017 00:58:59,273 --> 00:59:00,841 Tiny. Tiny. 1018 00:59:01,598 --> 00:59:03,225 How can I help you, Mr. Kunnu? 1019 00:59:03,305 --> 00:59:04,807 My friend is under a lot of stress. 1020 00:59:04,887 --> 00:59:06,383 Give him today's special. 1021 00:59:06,705 --> 00:59:07,627 Sure, sir. 1022 00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:10,905 In today's special, we have a double cheese burger, 1023 00:59:11,086 --> 00:59:14,491 a double sundae and a chilled glass of beer. 1024 00:59:14,731 --> 00:59:17,498 Double? Double. Double? 1025 00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:27,158 Do you know, my life's biggest trouble 1026 00:59:27,408 --> 00:59:28,799 is because of the word "double". 1027 00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:29,570 - Huh? - Yes. 1028 00:59:30,054 --> 00:59:31,668 I have "double" the girls in my life, 1029 00:59:31,806 --> 00:59:34,788 and while dealing with them, I'm going to have "double" kids now. 1030 00:59:35,118 --> 00:59:39,258 And now you're... offering me double-double? 1031 00:59:39,423 --> 00:59:41,156 Bloody double balloon! 1032 00:59:41,650 --> 00:59:42,933 I double curse you! 1033 00:59:43,013 --> 00:59:44,185 May you catch double the disease! 1034 00:59:44,265 --> 00:59:47,777 May you go home, and find out you have double fathers. 1035 00:59:47,857 --> 00:59:49,156 - That's right, double fathers. - Huh? 1036 00:59:50,131 --> 00:59:51,346 Stop, Jass. Jass. 1037 00:59:52,651 --> 00:59:54,076 Damn, are you made of double cement? 1038 00:59:54,156 --> 00:59:55,486 Let go of me! 1039 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:57,541 - Bloody fatso. - Stop insulting him now. 1040 00:59:58,133 --> 00:59:59,491 I'll insult him double the times! 1041 00:59:59,571 --> 01:00:02,010 Mr. Kunnu, this guy is a crazy guy. 1042 01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,676 He's a psychopath. 1043 01:00:03,756 --> 01:00:05,237 Take him out of the club, 1044 01:00:05,317 --> 01:00:07,186 or take him out of the UK. 1045 01:00:07,266 --> 01:00:08,407 Sorry, Tiny. Sorry. 1046 01:00:08,487 --> 01:00:10,373 What, "sorry Tiny?" 1047 01:00:10,747 --> 01:00:12,899 - His name is Tiny? - Just sit down. 1048 01:00:13,976 --> 01:00:15,112 Drink this. 1049 01:00:15,192 --> 01:00:16,335 What's wrong with you? 1050 01:00:19,861 --> 01:00:20,825 Sorry. 1051 01:00:21,746 --> 01:00:22,965 Don't get stressed. 1052 01:00:24,588 --> 01:00:25,384 Preet. 1053 01:00:25,830 --> 01:00:27,018 Hi, Jass. 1054 01:00:27,462 --> 01:00:28,314 Hi. 1055 01:00:28,812 --> 01:00:29,934 Who is she? 1056 01:00:30,014 --> 01:00:30,882 She... 1057 01:00:33,144 --> 01:00:34,224 Preet, I'm Baani. 1058 01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:36,912 I was in Jass's life before you. 1059 01:00:37,098 --> 01:00:38,640 And we were married to each other. 1060 01:00:39,042 --> 01:00:41,376 He wanted a baby, and I didn't. 1061 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:43,517 So we separated, but... 1062 01:00:43,930 --> 01:00:45,424 now I'm carrying his baby. 1063 01:00:46,074 --> 01:00:47,412 Jass told me about-- 1064 01:00:56,436 --> 01:00:58,494 My brother only holds a gun, 1065 01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:00,828 but I fire. 1066 01:01:04,176 --> 01:01:05,598 What are you doing, Preet? Have you lost your mind? 1067 01:01:05,856 --> 01:01:08,070 Preet, you're making a big mistake by killing him. 1068 01:01:08,872 --> 01:01:10,206 You're right. 1069 01:01:10,399 --> 01:01:12,000 I should kill you. 1070 01:01:13,259 --> 01:01:16,866 Baani! 1071 01:01:24,789 --> 01:01:26,571 Baby, are you okay? 1072 01:01:28,011 --> 01:01:28,857 What happened? 1073 01:01:28,937 --> 01:01:30,663 Why did you suddenly fall down? 1074 01:01:31,173 --> 01:01:32,366 No, I... 1075 01:01:32,752 --> 01:01:36,537 Dizziness and loss of balance is common during pregnancy. 1076 01:01:36,617 --> 01:01:38,349 I'm the one who is pregnant. Not you. 1077 01:01:38,429 --> 01:01:40,095 - Yeah. - You're so funny. 1078 01:01:42,183 --> 01:01:43,034 Hey... 1079 01:01:43,635 --> 01:01:44,763 My brother! 1080 01:01:47,055 --> 01:01:50,919 I gave you permission to go out with Preet. 1081 01:01:50,999 --> 01:01:52,935 But before marriage, you've made my sister-- 1082 01:01:53,178 --> 01:01:55,665 Sorry, Randhawa ji. I should've asked permission. 1083 01:01:55,815 --> 01:01:57,963 It was a mistake made out of love. 1084 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:01,509 Don't even think about doing it again. 1085 01:02:02,937 --> 01:02:05,835 Babies... should be born out of love. 1086 01:02:06,963 --> 01:02:08,217 So understanding. 1087 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:10,459 Sire, the priest is here. 1088 01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:12,909 - Please come. - The priest. 1089 01:02:13,365 --> 01:02:14,817 But why is the priest here? 1090 01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:19,066 Sir, have you found an auspicious day? 1091 01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:24,010 Oh, an auspicious date for the baby's 'Naamkaran' (naming ceremony). 1092 01:02:24,197 --> 01:02:26,516 In fact, I think we should name the boy Karan. 1093 01:02:26,596 --> 01:02:28,025 'Naam Karan'. Get it? 1094 01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:28,811 Good one. 1095 01:02:28,891 --> 01:02:31,091 The priest is here to pick a date for the wedding. 1096 01:02:31,171 --> 01:02:32,809 Wedding? Whose? 1097 01:02:32,889 --> 01:02:34,219 Ours. Who else? 1098 01:02:34,579 --> 01:02:36,237 - Okay. - Tell us, sir. 1099 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,402 The first eight days of next month are auspicious. 1100 01:02:39,482 --> 01:02:40,916 - Great. - But I am not free. 1101 01:02:40,996 --> 01:02:43,047 - Are you busy? - I am conducting several weddings. 1102 01:02:43,127 --> 01:02:44,293 - Brother. - Guggi. 1103 01:02:44,373 --> 01:02:46,997 - Sire... - Cancel all his weddings. 1104 01:02:47,258 --> 01:02:48,130 Sire. 1105 01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:50,577 There you go, sir. Your schedule is clear. 1106 01:02:50,974 --> 01:02:53,366 Second marriage before divorcing your first wife? 1107 01:02:55,279 --> 01:02:59,119 I'm the judge, and I'll sentence him. 1108 01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:00,977 Death sentence! 1109 01:03:02,086 --> 01:03:03,207 This wedding is not possible. 1110 01:03:03,287 --> 01:03:04,985 This wedding is not possible at all. 1111 01:03:05,150 --> 01:03:08,195 Why? Are you busy as well, just like the priest? 1112 01:03:08,772 --> 01:03:11,600 - Let me explain. - Explain. 1113 01:03:12,456 --> 01:03:15,966 Randhawa ji, you must've attended your father's wedding. 1114 01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:18,066 - You fool. - Brother. 1115 01:03:18,146 --> 01:03:20,586 How can anyone attend their father's wedding? 1116 01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,038 Exactly, sir. That's what I am saying. 1117 01:03:23,204 --> 01:03:27,031 Fate is giving my child the chance to attend my wedding, sir. 1118 01:03:27,111 --> 01:03:30,037 Just visualise, sir. Happy family in one frame, sir. 1119 01:03:30,247 --> 01:03:33,315 Nephew Randhawa in uncle Randhawa's lap. 1120 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,283 And our child, happy in a nappy, will sing and dance. 1121 01:03:37,363 --> 01:03:40,057 Uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 1122 01:03:40,137 --> 01:03:42,471 Spinning... Spinning... 1123 01:03:42,551 --> 01:03:43,439 Enough! 1124 01:03:51,822 --> 01:03:52,734 Excellent! 1125 01:03:53,418 --> 01:03:56,446 Even the filmmaker Sooraj Barjatya never had a vision like this. 1126 01:03:57,014 --> 01:03:58,304 It's an original idea. 1127 01:03:58,529 --> 01:03:59,804 What do you say, Preet? 1128 01:04:00,855 --> 01:04:02,015 Yes, I like it. 1129 01:04:02,219 --> 01:04:03,719 - You're happy, I'm happy. - I like it. I'm happy. 1130 01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:05,714 It is decided. 1131 01:04:06,017 --> 01:04:09,437 First, the baby comes in a carriage, then we'll dance at the marriage. 1132 01:04:09,628 --> 01:04:12,626 Right... uncle and nephew spinning around in the city of London. 1133 01:04:12,706 --> 01:04:14,890 - Spinning. - Spinning... Spinning... 1134 01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,683 - Bye. - Bye, baby. 1135 01:04:31,093 --> 01:04:33,135 - Just call Jass. - Baani. 1136 01:04:33,472 --> 01:04:34,395 Baani. 1137 01:04:34,815 --> 01:04:36,068 - What happened? - She's in terrible pain. 1138 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:38,981 - Hurry, take her to the hospital. - Thank you, Martha, thank you. 1139 01:04:39,061 --> 01:04:41,303 - Take her to the hospital quickly. - Careful. 1140 01:04:41,383 --> 01:04:42,169 Come, come. 1141 01:04:48,048 --> 01:04:50,084 - Are you okay, Baani? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1142 01:04:50,164 --> 01:04:52,041 The hospital is nearby. 1143 01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:59,160 Baani, I want to tell you something. 1144 01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,156 Yeah. 1145 01:05:00,622 --> 01:05:02,272 I mean, I can tell you this later, 1146 01:05:03,201 --> 01:05:05,114 but I can't keep this inside me anymore. 1147 01:05:06,059 --> 01:05:10,071 When we separated... you told me to move on. 1148 01:05:12,522 --> 01:05:15,432 Months later, I met a girl. 1149 01:05:16,482 --> 01:05:17,352 Preet. 1150 01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:21,468 We fell in love, Baani. 1151 01:05:23,526 --> 01:05:24,282 Baani... 1152 01:05:25,098 --> 01:05:26,286 Baani, are you listening... 1153 01:05:38,756 --> 01:05:39,753 What the hell! 1154 01:05:40,046 --> 01:05:41,133 But that's-- 1155 01:05:41,213 --> 01:05:44,748 Sire, it's Jass... your brother-in-law. 1156 01:05:45,064 --> 01:05:45,569 Brother-in-law? 1157 01:05:45,649 --> 01:05:46,601 - What? - Jass? 1158 01:05:47,575 --> 01:05:49,173 Where is Jass going? 1159 01:05:50,327 --> 01:05:51,647 Who's honking here? 1160 01:05:54,629 --> 01:05:57,257 Randhawa? Where did he appear from? 1161 01:05:57,783 --> 01:06:00,777 Always bloody after me. 1162 01:06:04,977 --> 01:06:07,407 Sire, why is he driving so fast? 1163 01:06:07,733 --> 01:06:09,345 - Call him. Call him. - Yes. 1164 01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:16,530 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 1165 01:06:17,205 --> 01:06:18,453 He didn't answer, sire. 1166 01:06:19,107 --> 01:06:20,211 Call him again. 1167 01:06:20,707 --> 01:06:22,539 - 'The number you've called is switched off' - It's okay. 1168 01:06:22,619 --> 01:06:24,213 Sire, it's switched off! 1169 01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:27,573 Sir, I'm a vegetarian, but still I smell something fishy. 1170 01:06:27,653 --> 01:06:28,953 Just shut up, Guggi. 1171 01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:32,292 Brother. Speed up. I'm feeling very, very uneasy. 1172 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:34,197 Just take a deep breath, okay. 1173 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:40,811 Who gives such people a driving license? 1174 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:56,964 Why did you stop, sire? Let's go. 1175 01:06:57,196 --> 01:06:59,552 This is London, not Ludhiana. 1176 01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:01,888 Damn! 1177 01:07:02,101 --> 01:07:03,354 We made it. We made it. 1178 01:07:03,434 --> 01:07:05,537 We overtook everyone and made it to the hospital first. 1179 01:07:05,617 --> 01:07:07,749 Baani, wake up. Come on, come on, fast. 1180 01:07:08,914 --> 01:07:09,694 Let's go, Baani. 1181 01:07:09,774 --> 01:07:10,787 Jass, I can't walk. 1182 01:07:10,867 --> 01:07:12,175 Don't worry. We've reached the hospital. 1183 01:07:12,255 --> 01:07:13,292 - Let's go inside. - Hold on. 1184 01:07:13,645 --> 01:07:17,167 Don't get stressed. Selfie Kumar is here. 1185 01:07:17,247 --> 01:07:18,733 Sit. Sit down. 1186 01:07:18,813 --> 01:07:20,249 - Sir, where is the doctor? - Wait a minute. 1187 01:07:20,329 --> 01:07:21,411 Are you the husband? 1188 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:22,762 - Yes. - Is she the wife? 1189 01:07:22,842 --> 01:07:24,811 - She's pregnant. - That's life. 1190 01:07:24,891 --> 01:07:27,046 - Wait a minute. - What are you doing? 1191 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,748 Virtual registration. 1192 01:07:29,081 --> 01:07:30,840 Everything's digital now. 1193 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,250 Now it's safely stored on my phone 1194 01:07:32,330 --> 01:07:34,847 that you're the husband and she's your wife. 1195 01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:36,318 - Sir, we want to see the doctor... - Hold on. 1196 01:07:36,398 --> 01:07:39,145 Sophie. Take the patient to Dr. Gulati. 1197 01:07:39,468 --> 01:07:40,406 - Please. - Come. 1198 01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:43,518 Excuse me. Mr. Ahuja. 1199 01:07:43,598 --> 01:07:44,388 That's me, sir. 1200 01:07:44,468 --> 01:07:46,382 - Myself Dr. Gulati. - Hi. 1201 01:07:46,705 --> 01:07:47,590 How is Baani? 1202 01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:50,302 Not Baani. A story, honey... 1203 01:07:50,538 --> 01:07:52,195 The story of a mother. 1204 01:07:52,353 --> 01:07:54,595 A mother carries her child for nine months in her womb, 1205 01:07:55,102 --> 01:07:58,330 three years in her arms, and a lifetime in her heart. 1206 01:07:58,525 --> 01:08:00,603 That's right, sir. But please tell me how is Baani. 1207 01:08:00,683 --> 01:08:03,266 She's not Baani. She's love, honey... 1208 01:08:03,468 --> 01:08:05,141 A mother's love. 1209 01:08:06,011 --> 01:08:08,344 When a child kicks in the womb, 1210 01:08:08,523 --> 01:08:12,243 a mother's heart jumps with joy. 1211 01:08:12,323 --> 01:08:14,823 Sir, please tell me, how is Baani? 1212 01:08:14,903 --> 01:08:17,779 Why are you talking about all this nonsense? 1213 01:08:17,959 --> 01:08:19,158 How is Baani? 1214 01:08:19,238 --> 01:08:20,536 Mr. Ahuja, relax. 1215 01:08:21,064 --> 01:08:23,944 Religiously speaking, you should read these three books. 1216 01:08:24,109 --> 01:08:26,839 'Maa ki Mamta' written by Mamta's mother. ('A Mother's Love' written by a Mother) 1217 01:08:27,379 --> 01:08:28,385 My favourite... 1218 01:08:28,465 --> 01:08:30,327 'Nau Mahina With My Hasina' (Nine Months With My Beloved) 1219 01:08:30,946 --> 01:08:35,033 And... 'Lalla Lalla Lori, Do Patang Ek Dori' (The Lullaby Of Two Kites And Their String) 1220 01:08:35,113 --> 01:08:36,470 I've written this myself. 1221 01:08:39,176 --> 01:08:40,962 Listen, doctor. I'm not here for an exam. 1222 01:08:41,042 --> 01:08:42,107 I've lost my patience. 1223 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:43,877 - Did I ask you before becoming a father? - No. 1224 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:45,071 I am going to meet Baani. 1225 01:08:45,151 --> 01:08:47,087 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you this. 1226 01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,100 Excuse me... 1227 01:08:48,674 --> 01:08:50,245 - Mr. Ahuja... - What now? 1228 01:08:51,346 --> 01:08:52,345 Idiot. 1229 01:08:53,537 --> 01:08:56,634 He's definitely not ready to become a father. 1230 01:09:03,196 --> 01:09:04,912 Your baby is fine. 1231 01:09:09,154 --> 01:09:11,420 Earlier, I didn't want a child, Jass. 1232 01:09:12,979 --> 01:09:16,091 But now, when this child is coming into this world, 1233 01:09:17,532 --> 01:09:19,444 this child is my entire world. 1234 01:09:37,193 --> 01:09:39,024 Go to the cafeteria, Baani. I'll join you in a bit. 1235 01:09:39,104 --> 01:09:39,938 Jass? 1236 01:09:56,584 --> 01:09:57,611 Brother. 1237 01:09:58,432 --> 01:10:00,018 I need to use the restroom. 1238 01:10:00,348 --> 01:10:01,391 Okay, go. 1239 01:10:02,742 --> 01:10:04,249 Alice, just come with me. 1240 01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:05,231 Let's go. 1241 01:10:06,867 --> 01:10:08,967 Oh... Oh, my God. Sorry. 1242 01:10:11,164 --> 01:10:12,552 What are you doing here? 1243 01:10:16,055 --> 01:10:16,910 Shitting. 1244 01:10:20,757 --> 01:10:22,384 Can you close the door? 1245 01:10:23,336 --> 01:10:26,794 Brother-in-law, we've been waiting for a long time. 1246 01:10:27,933 --> 01:10:29,550 Come on, tell us. 1247 01:10:29,989 --> 01:10:30,852 Tell you what? 1248 01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:33,383 You were racing down the road, 1249 01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:35,546 you didn't hear us honking, 1250 01:10:35,626 --> 01:10:37,196 didn't answer the phone, 1251 01:10:37,844 --> 01:10:39,896 and even switched it off. 1252 01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,071 What's going on, brother-in-law? 1253 01:10:42,310 --> 01:10:47,638 Brother... truth is... I love someone else more than Preet. 1254 01:10:48,332 --> 01:10:49,412 - What? - Yes. 1255 01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:50,634 It's true. 1256 01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:54,033 Preet's happiness. Her happiness. 1257 01:10:54,476 --> 01:10:57,641 She should get the right doctor, right hospital, top-class treatment. 1258 01:10:57,799 --> 01:10:59,891 That's why I got here before you did. 1259 01:11:00,259 --> 01:11:01,361 - Jass. - Yeah. 1260 01:11:02,815 --> 01:11:04,653 Do you see everything I'm doing for you? 1261 01:11:05,409 --> 01:11:08,061 - See, brother. He loves me so much. - Yes. 1262 01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,631 - Mrs. Preet Randhawa? - Yes. 1263 01:11:10,711 --> 01:11:12,775 Dr. Gulati is ready for you. 1264 01:11:12,855 --> 01:11:14,628 - He's calling you in. - Let's go. 1265 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:16,091 You guys sit here. 1266 01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:17,673 - You stay here. - Okay. 1267 01:11:18,027 --> 01:11:19,467 Move him aside and come. 1268 01:11:19,639 --> 01:11:21,265 One second. Jass. 1269 01:11:21,507 --> 01:11:22,609 - Please come. - Be careful. 1270 01:11:23,795 --> 01:11:25,159 This way, please. 1271 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:26,419 I'll be back. 1272 01:11:27,365 --> 01:11:29,435 Everything is normal. 1273 01:11:29,515 --> 01:11:30,950 - Thank God. - These minor pains 1274 01:11:31,030 --> 01:11:32,434 are normal during pregnancy. 1275 01:11:32,832 --> 01:11:34,318 By the way, where's the baby's father? 1276 01:11:34,398 --> 01:11:36,095 - He-- - Doctor. I am here. 1277 01:11:36,416 --> 01:11:38,144 You can see me. I am the father. 1278 01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:39,986 Many congratulations. 1279 01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:42,722 - Thank you. - But why have you covered your face? 1280 01:11:43,328 --> 01:11:44,530 Any worries? 1281 01:11:44,822 --> 01:11:48,212 No worries. It's a father's story. 1282 01:11:48,444 --> 01:11:53,027 Like a mother, a father also watches his child grow for nine months. 1283 01:11:53,665 --> 01:11:55,750 He rocks him in his arms for three years. 1284 01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:57,638 And loves him from the bottom of his heart for a lifetime. 1285 01:11:57,718 --> 01:11:58,636 Birdie. 1286 01:11:58,870 --> 01:12:00,838 - How sweet. - Wow. 1287 01:12:01,222 --> 01:12:04,558 These words sound familiar. 1288 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:08,776 No, no... it's about a father's glory. 1289 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:11,812 Sacrificing all his desires, 1290 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:15,250 a father showers all his love on his child. 1291 01:12:15,842 --> 01:12:16,848 What? 1292 01:12:17,312 --> 01:12:19,938 A father's love just like a mother's affection. 1293 01:12:20,018 --> 01:12:21,738 I'm shocked to hear this. 1294 01:12:21,818 --> 01:12:23,035 - No, no... - Then? 1295 01:12:23,115 --> 01:12:24,475 It's a father's glory. 1296 01:12:25,195 --> 01:12:27,580 When the child kicks in the mother's womb, 1297 01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:30,925 a father's heart also jumps with joy. 1298 01:12:31,582 --> 01:12:33,205 By the way, according to ChatGpt, 1299 01:12:33,285 --> 01:12:35,477 every father should read these three books. 1300 01:12:35,637 --> 01:12:37,388 'Daddy Daddy Ho Jao Ready' (Daddy, Daddy Gear Up Already) 1301 01:12:37,468 --> 01:12:40,028 'Volume Bandh Kar, Pappa Jag Jayega' (Turn Down The Volume Or Daddy Will Wake Up) 1302 01:12:40,108 --> 01:12:42,026 And 'Who's Your Daddy Now?' 1303 01:12:42,106 --> 01:12:44,412 Wow, emotionally speaking, 1304 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:50,199 I've never seen a more responsible father than you in my life. 1305 01:12:50,424 --> 01:12:52,148 I've never seen one either. 1306 01:12:52,228 --> 01:12:53,601 And you never will. 1307 01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:58,300 I just met a new father. He was so badly behaved and rude. 1308 01:12:58,380 --> 01:12:59,950 - Oh no. - And look at him. 1309 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,514 It seems like you're the one expecting, not your wife. 1310 01:13:04,041 --> 01:13:05,663 Except, I'm from Chandigarh, sir. 1311 01:13:06,191 --> 01:13:08,109 - How is my child? - Godamba. 1312 01:13:08,189 --> 01:13:10,118 Godamba. Go... Go... 1313 01:13:10,198 --> 01:13:11,587 - Hello, Godamba. - Come. 1314 01:13:11,667 --> 01:13:13,209 I am sorry, Godamba. 1315 01:13:13,975 --> 01:13:15,363 Are you alright? You rest. 1316 01:13:15,443 --> 01:13:16,698 You rest now. 1317 01:13:16,849 --> 01:13:18,169 You are talking so much. 1318 01:13:19,865 --> 01:13:20,720 My phone. 1319 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,610 Got you. 1320 01:13:22,894 --> 01:13:24,154 Jass dude. 1321 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,108 There are three types of mills in the world. 1322 01:13:28,378 --> 01:13:29,416 Textile mill. 1323 01:13:29,866 --> 01:13:31,556 - Treadmill, and... - Hey... Please... 1324 01:13:31,636 --> 01:13:33,046 'Bahar aake Mill' (Meet Me Outside) 1325 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:40,456 You lock eyes, then play shy... a spell cast by you. 1326 01:13:40,536 --> 01:13:44,403 Two wives, two babies... All belong to you! 1327 01:13:46,288 --> 01:13:48,332 - Jogi Randhawa-- - Softly. 1328 01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:52,683 Jogi Randhawa kills anyone who betrays him. 1329 01:13:53,668 --> 01:13:55,101 What do you want? 1330 01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:59,259 Blessings. Because I know what's going on. 1331 01:13:59,571 --> 01:14:01,280 God bless you. Bye. 1332 01:14:02,076 --> 01:14:04,572 My entire family will bless you. 1333 01:14:04,652 --> 01:14:05,502 For your family. 1334 01:14:05,872 --> 01:14:07,554 I have a big family. Very big family. 1335 01:14:07,634 --> 01:14:09,760 I am a poor guy too. With two wives. 1336 01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:10,878 Proud of you, Jass. 1337 01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,866 What crappy luck. Both of them go to the same hospital. 1338 01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:15,594 Same doctor, 1339 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,102 and now, the nurse is blackmailing you. 1340 01:14:18,306 --> 01:14:20,508 And that violent Randhawa... 1341 01:14:20,772 --> 01:14:24,132 if he finds out, he'll throw you in that hospital's morgue. 1342 01:14:24,212 --> 01:14:25,368 Unbelievable. 1343 01:14:26,053 --> 01:14:27,798 What are you doing? Where are you going now? 1344 01:14:28,018 --> 01:14:28,950 Where? 1345 01:14:29,484 --> 01:14:31,550 Back to my country. My motherland. 1346 01:14:31,786 --> 01:14:33,960 I'll be safe and secure in my country. 1347 01:14:34,494 --> 01:14:37,722 Message or no message, I'll go back home. 1348 01:14:37,802 --> 01:14:39,300 All the best to you. 1349 01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:40,758 Well done, man. 1350 01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:41,843 - You want to leave, right? - Yes. 1351 01:14:41,923 --> 01:14:43,187 Fine. Leave. 1352 01:14:43,267 --> 01:14:44,723 But tell me one thing. 1353 01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:49,103 Who stood beside you every time you got in trouble? 1354 01:14:49,183 --> 01:14:51,031 - My mother. - Other than that? 1355 01:14:51,306 --> 01:14:52,771 It was Jass Ahuja. 1356 01:14:52,987 --> 01:14:53,956 Remember your girlfriend? 1357 01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:55,425 - Chinky? - Yeah, Chinky. 1358 01:14:55,505 --> 01:14:58,095 When her father would chase you with a stick, 1359 01:14:58,175 --> 01:15:00,179 who took your share of the beating? 1360 01:15:00,259 --> 01:15:01,573 Jass Ahuja. 1361 01:15:01,746 --> 01:15:04,078 - Jass, sorry. - It's okay. 1362 01:15:04,158 --> 01:15:06,402 But one thing is bothering me. 1363 01:15:06,482 --> 01:15:07,198 What? 1364 01:15:07,278 --> 01:15:10,702 I hope Baani and Preet don't come face to face. 1365 01:15:12,780 --> 01:15:14,062 No chance. 1366 01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:15,053 Never. 1367 01:15:15,322 --> 01:15:18,435 This is London. Not Dadar station, 1368 01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,962 where Baani and Preet will bump into each other. 1369 01:15:25,441 --> 01:15:28,261 I know you mommies must be super excited 1370 01:15:28,341 --> 01:15:31,285 to bring that special one in your lives. 1371 01:15:31,882 --> 01:15:34,335 But do you know, according to research 1372 01:15:34,415 --> 01:15:40,155 one in ten men cheats on their wives during pregnancy. 1373 01:15:40,235 --> 01:15:41,692 For two major reasons. 1374 01:15:41,772 --> 01:15:44,505 First, denial of sex. 1375 01:15:45,789 --> 01:15:49,074 And the second, the case of an unexpected child. 1376 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:52,478 The sudden news of a child's arrival 1377 01:15:52,928 --> 01:15:55,404 feels like a burden to the father. 1378 01:15:55,688 --> 01:15:58,351 And cheating lightens that burden. 1379 01:16:03,046 --> 01:16:04,757 I think, at Riverstone Hospital... 1380 01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:06,752 - Oh yeah, I remember seeing you there. - Yeah. 1381 01:16:06,832 --> 01:16:08,919 What she was saying about husbands... 1382 01:16:09,415 --> 01:16:11,738 Thank God my husband isn't like that. 1383 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,095 Mine neither. 1384 01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:14,940 - I'm Baani. - Hi Preet. 1385 01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:16,387 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 1386 01:16:16,467 --> 01:16:18,000 - See you later. - Bye. 1387 01:16:18,877 --> 01:16:21,173 Husbands can cheat with anyone. 1388 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:25,021 A pretty neighbour, hot office secretary, 1389 01:16:25,299 --> 01:16:27,399 or even the house help. 1390 01:16:27,842 --> 01:16:29,896 Yeah. Men are crazy. 1391 01:16:30,827 --> 01:16:31,929 House help? 1392 01:16:32,252 --> 01:16:33,549 - Alice. - No. 1393 01:16:33,629 --> 01:16:34,719 We won't get a better chance. 1394 01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:36,677 Your madam's outside, and we're inside. 1395 01:16:36,757 --> 01:16:37,967 - Sir... - Sir... 1396 01:16:38,327 --> 01:16:41,642 - This sir wants to rest... on your chest. - No, sir. 1397 01:16:42,061 --> 01:16:42,937 What no? 1398 01:16:43,017 --> 01:16:46,044 I haven't touched Preet or anyone else in four months. 1399 01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:48,353 Sir, please stay back. 1400 01:16:48,433 --> 01:16:51,630 I think the Bhediya (wolf) inside you has woken up. 1401 01:16:51,945 --> 01:16:52,718 Bhediya? 1402 01:16:52,798 --> 01:16:55,065 Why does everyone want to turn me into a bhediya? 1403 01:16:55,230 --> 01:16:57,105 Don't think I can't control myself. 1404 01:16:57,185 --> 01:16:58,260 I can, Alice. 1405 01:16:58,778 --> 01:17:00,773 But what do I do about my hormones? 1406 01:17:00,853 --> 01:17:03,031 My hormones refuse to calm down. 1407 01:17:03,414 --> 01:17:04,524 Come here. 1408 01:17:04,831 --> 01:17:07,269 - What comes after 12? - 13? 1409 01:17:07,516 --> 01:17:16,034 I've been falling for you since we met. 1410 01:17:16,114 --> 01:17:19,329 I'm losing myself. 1411 01:17:19,409 --> 01:17:20,370 Jass! 1412 01:17:22,451 --> 01:17:23,548 What happened? 1413 01:17:25,416 --> 01:17:27,108 - Get up. - I'm confused. 1414 01:17:32,156 --> 01:17:33,731 Who is it so early in the morning? 1415 01:17:33,811 --> 01:17:35,485 There aren't even milkmen here. 1416 01:17:38,198 --> 01:17:39,073 Hi. 1417 01:17:40,198 --> 01:17:42,614 - Jass? - I'm opening. 1418 01:17:43,906 --> 01:17:45,531 - Jass? - Yes, I'm opening. 1419 01:17:46,823 --> 01:17:49,031 Preet, what a surprise. 1420 01:17:49,114 --> 01:17:50,614 - Jass, what the-- - What brings you here? 1421 01:17:51,198 --> 01:17:52,698 - Let's sit down. - Move. 1422 01:17:56,489 --> 01:17:57,614 What happened, baby? 1423 01:17:57,698 --> 01:17:59,156 Jass, I've decided. 1424 01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,906 - What? - I'm moving in with you. 1425 01:18:01,073 --> 01:18:02,951 - Have you lost your mind? - Excuse me? 1426 01:18:03,031 --> 01:18:06,114 What made you suddenly decide this, crazy girl? 1427 01:18:06,198 --> 01:18:08,239 And even if you did, why now, all of a sudden? 1428 01:18:08,323 --> 01:18:10,656 - Why do you keep looking that side? - Where? 1429 01:18:10,909 --> 01:18:12,073 Is someone in the bedroom? 1430 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,448 - Not there... - So someone's in the bedroom. 1431 01:18:14,531 --> 01:18:17,031 I don't even sleep in the bedroom myself. I sleep here. 1432 01:18:35,281 --> 01:18:36,614 Preet. Preet. Preet, please. 1433 01:18:47,772 --> 01:18:49,314 Suspicious, suspicious, what the-- 1434 01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:51,198 Do you believe me now? 1435 01:18:51,281 --> 01:18:52,993 Don't you have another bedroom? 1436 01:18:53,073 --> 01:18:54,134 - Yes, so? - Move. 1437 01:18:54,214 --> 01:18:55,614 Am I broke! Should I sleep on the street? 1438 01:19:00,781 --> 01:19:03,531 Jass. I knew it. 1439 01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:04,989 Who is this girl? 1440 01:19:05,281 --> 01:19:08,031 Him. This is my karma for my past sins. 1441 01:19:08,198 --> 01:19:10,031 - Get up. - What are you doing? 1442 01:19:11,531 --> 01:19:12,489 Kunnu? 1443 01:19:13,531 --> 01:19:15,281 - Preet. - Kunnu... 1444 01:19:15,614 --> 01:19:16,701 What is she doing here? 1445 01:19:16,781 --> 01:19:19,448 Kunnu, Preet thinks you're my cuddle bunny. 1446 01:19:19,781 --> 01:19:20,989 Nonsense. 1447 01:19:21,323 --> 01:19:25,489 I'm sorry, but... he has very girly legs. No offence. 1448 01:19:27,364 --> 01:19:28,781 Okay, I need to freshen up. 1449 01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:29,899 - Come, let's go to your bathroom. - Yeah, come. 1450 01:19:29,979 --> 01:19:30,657 Hey! 1451 01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:32,489 Crazy, 1452 01:19:34,034 --> 01:19:35,489 I mean, the ambience is crazy good. 1453 01:19:35,573 --> 01:19:36,614 The weather is romantic... 1454 01:19:36,698 --> 01:19:37,948 And you're wearing Dolce and Gabana. 1455 01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:39,989 Baani. Baani. 1456 01:19:40,489 --> 01:19:41,698 - 'Paani'. - Right. 1457 01:19:41,781 --> 01:19:43,906 The 'paani' (water) is not flowing. The pipelines. 1458 01:19:43,989 --> 01:19:45,734 You should shower over here. The flow is awesome. 1459 01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,406 Fresh water from the Thames. 1460 01:19:47,489 --> 01:19:51,239 Go. Live your best life. Shampoo. Enjoy. 1461 01:19:51,323 --> 01:19:53,323 Bathe the baby too, make it a baby shower! 1462 01:19:53,406 --> 01:19:55,281 Baby shower. Come on Let's go. 1463 01:19:55,364 --> 01:19:57,864 - The water's really nice. - What the hell are you doing? 1464 01:19:57,948 --> 01:20:00,448 - What should I do? - Preet over here. Baani over there. 1465 01:20:00,531 --> 01:20:01,864 What do we do now? 1466 01:20:02,489 --> 01:20:03,656 Baani! 1467 01:20:05,989 --> 01:20:08,823 - Baani, is here... - This bag, purse? Whose are they? 1468 01:20:09,406 --> 01:20:10,739 - Whose are they? - Whose? 1469 01:20:11,281 --> 01:20:14,448 Whose are they? Whose are they? Whose are they? 1470 01:20:14,531 --> 01:20:17,234 - Whose are they? - They're his. 1471 01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:23,573 Ouch. They're mine. 1472 01:20:23,781 --> 01:20:24,656 Suits me, right? 1473 01:20:26,031 --> 01:20:28,323 Since when do you use a purse, Kunnu? 1474 01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:29,910 Actually, Baani... 1475 01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:32,864 lately, I can feel some changes in myself. 1476 01:20:33,031 --> 01:20:34,156 What do you mean? 1477 01:20:34,239 --> 01:20:36,147 I ignored it at first. 1478 01:20:36,449 --> 01:20:39,156 But now I'm sure, there's a girl inside me. 1479 01:20:39,321 --> 01:20:40,823 Yes, there's a girl inside him. 1480 01:20:40,906 --> 01:20:43,622 That's why the lady's purse, Barbie shorts, 1481 01:20:43,702 --> 01:20:46,531 waxing, manicure, pedicure... 1482 01:20:46,611 --> 01:20:50,781 And now I even want to get a tattoo on my lower back. 1483 01:20:50,864 --> 01:20:52,034 Any suggestion, guys? 1484 01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,739 - Any? - Butterfly? 1485 01:20:53,989 --> 01:20:54,989 But what if it flies away? 1486 01:20:56,323 --> 01:20:58,281 - Naughty. You've become naughty. - Oh God. 1487 01:20:58,614 --> 01:21:01,365 You need a reality check. And I need a coffee. 1488 01:21:01,573 --> 01:21:02,545 Scoundrel. 1489 01:21:03,114 --> 01:21:04,604 Sweetheart, I'll get the coffee. 1490 01:21:04,989 --> 01:21:07,156 You go and rest. Baby needs rest. 1491 01:21:07,531 --> 01:21:08,863 Walk carefully. Don't come back. 1492 01:21:10,372 --> 01:21:11,323 Where do I go? 1493 01:21:11,406 --> 01:21:12,406 I'm stuck in the middle! 1494 01:21:12,614 --> 01:21:13,826 - Preet! - Preet! 1495 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,823 Kunnu, why are you holding my bag? 1496 01:21:18,364 --> 01:21:20,031 - He is keeping your bag in the room. - Yes. 1497 01:21:20,114 --> 01:21:21,239 Bag, take Kunnu inside. 1498 01:21:21,323 --> 01:21:23,281 - I mean, Kunnu, take the bags inside. - Yes. 1499 01:21:23,364 --> 01:21:24,364 Is that for me? 1500 01:21:24,448 --> 01:21:25,698 - Yes. - How sweet. 1501 01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:27,656 I am also yours. I'm coming inside. 1502 01:21:27,739 --> 01:21:30,239 - Come. - Love you. We need some alone time. 1503 01:21:30,906 --> 01:21:32,031 Miss you already. 1504 01:21:32,614 --> 01:21:34,364 I'm in this mess because of you. The things you make me do... 1505 01:21:34,448 --> 01:21:35,948 - Jass... - Baani! 1506 01:21:36,114 --> 01:21:39,364 - Where's my coffee? - Coffee? Kunnu finished it. 1507 01:21:39,448 --> 01:21:40,198 What? 1508 01:21:40,281 --> 01:21:44,239 Yeah, Baani, actually your coffee was... so strong. 1509 01:21:44,573 --> 01:21:45,823 Black and hot. 1510 01:21:45,906 --> 01:21:50,698 It reminded me of Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve. 1511 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:52,073 Oh Steve. 1512 01:21:53,198 --> 01:21:55,201 Make her get up or we are dead. 1513 01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:57,031 How long will this continue, Baani? 1514 01:21:57,489 --> 01:21:59,156 I mean, how long will this continue? 1515 01:21:59,406 --> 01:22:01,034 Let's go to a cafe, grab a coffee. 1516 01:22:01,114 --> 01:22:02,114 Enjoy. 1517 01:22:02,198 --> 01:22:03,614 Jass, I'm not in the mood. 1518 01:22:03,698 --> 01:22:05,448 So let's get in the mood. 1519 01:22:06,364 --> 01:22:08,206 Siri, set the mood. 1520 01:22:08,286 --> 01:22:09,225 "Do the crazy dance!" 1521 01:22:09,305 --> 01:22:12,290 "Crazy, crazy, crazy dance." 1522 01:22:12,370 --> 01:22:15,832 "Crazy, crazy, crazy dance." 1523 01:22:16,198 --> 01:22:18,739 - Come. Come. - Go guys, have fun. Don't be too naughty. 1524 01:22:18,823 --> 01:22:20,698 Hey, Jass... 1525 01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:22,198 We'll go out. We'll go out. 1526 01:22:22,281 --> 01:22:24,906 - What are you doing? - We'll go out. Wear this. 1527 01:22:24,989 --> 01:22:26,948 - Wear it. Wear it. Wear it. - Jass. 1528 01:22:27,073 --> 01:22:28,698 This one. Wear this. 1529 01:22:28,906 --> 01:22:29,698 - I like it. - Alright. 1530 01:22:29,781 --> 01:22:32,364 - Get ready quickly. I'll be right back. - Okay, bye. 1531 01:22:34,864 --> 01:22:36,281 Where do I go? 1532 01:22:36,448 --> 01:22:37,573 Locked. 1533 01:22:58,214 --> 01:23:01,594 "When you're young..." 1534 01:23:52,906 --> 01:23:54,573 Kunnu, what the hell! Where is he? 1535 01:23:54,656 --> 01:23:56,489 - I'm asking. What are you-- - He's here. 1536 01:23:57,739 --> 01:24:00,031 You? Where are you coming from? 1537 01:24:00,198 --> 01:24:03,781 Toilet. Lavatory. Bathroom. Washroom. Where else? 1538 01:24:04,614 --> 01:24:06,989 You are always so suspicious. These girls I tell you... 1539 01:24:07,513 --> 01:24:08,364 Never mind, baby. 1540 01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:09,834 I think you're looking very good 1541 01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,198 - in my jacket. - Really? 1542 01:24:12,573 --> 01:24:14,323 Come on, let's all three of us go out. 1543 01:24:14,406 --> 01:24:17,031 - Three? No, no. Please, not him. - No, no. 1544 01:24:17,283 --> 01:24:20,031 You, me and Baani... I mean baby. 1545 01:24:20,448 --> 01:24:22,364 Yeah, baby's day out. Baby's day out. 1546 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:24,329 - Go out. Have food. - Look at me. Don't look back. 1547 01:24:24,409 --> 01:24:26,198 - Look at me. - Have fun. Bye. 1548 01:24:27,029 --> 01:24:28,224 Bye. 1549 01:24:47,031 --> 01:24:48,323 "My swaying veil..." 1550 01:24:49,073 --> 01:24:50,281 "My swaying veil..." 1551 01:24:51,031 --> 01:24:52,198 "My swaying veil..." 1552 01:24:53,073 --> 01:24:54,364 "My swaying veil..." 1553 01:24:55,323 --> 01:25:03,263 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1554 01:25:03,573 --> 01:25:07,614 "I'm high on this youth of mine," 1555 01:25:07,698 --> 01:25:10,781 "How do I take it down for you?" 1556 01:25:10,864 --> 01:25:11,448 "Let's go." 1557 01:25:11,531 --> 01:25:12,989 "My swaying veil..." 1558 01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,989 "My swaying veil..." 1559 01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:23,489 "She stole my peace, my sleep, my sanity, took my senses and my strength as well." 1560 01:25:23,573 --> 01:25:27,531 "Floating like a kite, driving me insane. What did she say?" 1561 01:25:27,614 --> 01:25:28,989 "My swaying veil..." 1562 01:25:31,448 --> 01:25:33,031 "My swaying veil..." 1563 01:25:35,303 --> 01:25:37,223 "Stole your peace, your sleep," 1564 01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:39,491 "your sanity, stole your senses and your strength as well." 1565 01:25:39,571 --> 01:25:43,531 "Floating like a kite, driving you insane. What she said?" 1566 01:25:43,781 --> 01:25:47,656 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 1567 01:25:47,739 --> 01:25:51,489 "Touch her and she says..." 1568 01:25:51,781 --> 01:25:59,539 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1569 01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:07,448 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1570 01:26:07,531 --> 01:26:15,406 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door. What do I do without you anymore?" 1571 01:26:15,489 --> 01:26:17,239 "My swaying veil..." 1572 01:26:19,489 --> 01:26:20,989 "My swaying veil..." 1573 01:26:22,989 --> 01:26:30,989 "Colours burst inside my heart, I'm drenched in your love, my love," 1574 01:26:31,073 --> 01:26:39,239 "The way it sways keeps telling me, You're mine, only mine, my love," 1575 01:26:39,323 --> 01:26:43,406 "The red veil you got me from Lalbaug of Lalganj." 1576 01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:44,239 "My swaying veil..." 1577 01:26:44,323 --> 01:26:47,364 "Only for you, my love." 1578 01:26:47,448 --> 01:26:51,448 "You coloured it red with your love." 1579 01:26:51,531 --> 01:26:52,239 "My swaying veil..." 1580 01:26:52,323 --> 01:26:55,239 "Only for you, my love." 1581 01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:59,739 "Sways carefree, tortures me cruelly." 1582 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:03,698 "Touch her and she says..." 1583 01:27:03,781 --> 01:27:11,489 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1584 01:27:11,781 --> 01:27:19,031 "Come touch my swaying veil, my love. I won't tell a soul." 1585 01:27:19,781 --> 01:27:23,739 "This crazy lover's waiting at your door." 1586 01:27:23,823 --> 01:27:27,406 "What do I do without you anymore?" 1587 01:27:27,489 --> 01:27:29,218 "My swaying veil..." 1588 01:27:31,489 --> 01:27:32,989 "My swaying veil..." 1589 01:27:45,668 --> 01:27:48,075 You know, Preet, this is my favourite cafe. 1590 01:27:48,265 --> 01:27:49,366 The weather is good. 1591 01:27:49,450 --> 01:27:50,241 It's outdoors. 1592 01:27:50,601 --> 01:27:51,544 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1593 01:27:51,624 --> 01:27:52,475 No worries. 1594 01:27:52,555 --> 01:27:54,055 By the way, when is your due date? 1595 01:27:54,555 --> 01:27:57,805 I'm actually in my third month. So... six months. 1596 01:27:58,346 --> 01:28:00,430 - You? - Halfway there. 1597 01:28:00,596 --> 01:28:01,638 Excuse me. 1598 01:28:02,305 --> 01:28:03,430 Father of my baby. 1599 01:28:05,096 --> 01:28:06,013 Hi, baby. 1600 01:28:06,096 --> 01:28:07,212 Are you here? 1601 01:28:07,635 --> 01:28:09,430 Yeah, I'm at the cafe. Come. 1602 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,888 He's coming. How far is yours? 1603 01:28:15,138 --> 01:28:18,430 - My husband. - Wow. What a coincidence. 1604 01:28:19,971 --> 01:28:21,138 Hello. 1605 01:28:21,221 --> 01:28:22,206 Where are you? 1606 01:28:23,555 --> 01:28:27,263 Oh... no problem. See you in the evening. 1607 01:28:27,939 --> 01:28:28,965 Bye. 1608 01:28:29,430 --> 01:28:30,430 He's not coming? 1609 01:28:32,596 --> 01:28:33,620 Maybe next time. 1610 01:28:35,930 --> 01:28:37,709 - Hey... - Hey... 1611 01:28:39,074 --> 01:28:39,967 Come. 1612 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,305 Hi... Hello. 1613 01:28:58,388 --> 01:28:59,805 What's this? 1614 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:02,805 Safety, girls... safety. 1615 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,391 You must have seen on the road often... 1616 01:29:04,471 --> 01:29:06,013 No helmet, no safety. 1617 01:29:07,513 --> 01:29:09,638 For me? Yeah, my throat. 1618 01:29:09,721 --> 01:29:10,971 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. 1619 01:29:14,055 --> 01:29:15,888 Baby, what are you doing? 1620 01:29:16,471 --> 01:29:17,513 Yeah. 1621 01:29:18,221 --> 01:29:20,430 - Preet, I'll leave. - You see my helmet? 1622 01:29:20,638 --> 01:29:23,155 Oh, it was that guy who took it over there. 1623 01:29:23,430 --> 01:29:25,430 He's not normally like this actually. 1624 01:29:25,513 --> 01:29:27,138 Thank you so much for coming, Preet. 1625 01:29:27,221 --> 01:29:28,308 - You guys continue... - You pay the bill. 1626 01:29:28,388 --> 01:29:29,724 - What's the hurry? - Let me get the bill. 1627 01:29:29,804 --> 01:29:31,538 - We'll take care of that. - No, no... No chance. 1628 01:29:31,618 --> 01:29:32,714 - I'm taking care of this. - Bye. 1629 01:29:33,373 --> 01:29:35,930 Let me pay please, Preet. 1630 01:29:36,138 --> 01:29:37,763 That's my helmet, wanker. 1631 01:29:38,599 --> 01:29:40,458 - No... not yet. I'll pay. - No, I am paying. 1632 01:29:40,538 --> 01:29:43,117 - No, no, I need it. - I'm gonna pay this time. 1633 01:29:47,859 --> 01:29:49,221 Let me keep it for some time. 1634 01:29:50,634 --> 01:29:52,221 I need it, you oaf. 1635 01:29:55,430 --> 01:29:56,930 - Come here. - Back again? 1636 01:29:59,596 --> 01:30:00,808 That hurt? Didn't it? 1637 01:30:01,554 --> 01:30:02,886 Shit. 1638 01:30:04,638 --> 01:30:07,888 My leg. My bloody legs. 1639 01:30:10,221 --> 01:30:11,888 You saved my life, bro. 1640 01:30:12,013 --> 01:30:14,013 Here you go. Thank you. 1641 01:30:16,138 --> 01:30:17,180 Don't do it. 1642 01:30:18,638 --> 01:30:21,138 Your blunder has put my gender in danger. 1643 01:30:21,660 --> 01:30:24,183 - Barbie shorts. Suits you. - Shut up! 1644 01:30:24,263 --> 01:30:25,888 This Baani never locks the door. 1645 01:30:29,129 --> 01:30:30,127 She's back. 1646 01:30:31,388 --> 01:30:32,888 Big bag, bigger purse. 1647 01:30:33,180 --> 01:30:35,763 Jass, I think she's back to live with you. 1648 01:30:35,922 --> 01:30:38,013 Kunnu, we should do two things. 1649 01:30:38,093 --> 01:30:40,013 - What? - First, we should turn around. 1650 01:30:40,221 --> 01:30:42,721 - And then run. - Yes. Come on. 1651 01:30:42,888 --> 01:30:44,058 Jass, my son. 1652 01:30:52,181 --> 01:30:53,638 - Mom! - Mom! 1653 01:30:54,221 --> 01:30:55,388 Jass... 1654 01:30:56,638 --> 01:30:57,513 Mom? 1655 01:30:57,593 --> 01:31:00,596 - Mom's here. Mom's here. - Mom's here. Mom's here. 1656 01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:01,513 Greetings, aunty. 1657 01:31:01,680 --> 01:31:03,346 Mom, I need you. 1658 01:31:04,715 --> 01:31:07,263 - So excited to see me? - Yes. 1659 01:31:07,430 --> 01:31:09,471 Even I wasn't so excited when you were born. 1660 01:31:09,846 --> 01:31:13,513 But mom, you didn't inform us you'll be here. 1661 01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:14,805 You were never going to call me here. 1662 01:31:15,138 --> 01:31:19,388 Daughter-in-law, I got tired of asking him when will I become a grandma. 1663 01:31:19,886 --> 01:31:21,180 Did you tell your mom about it? 1664 01:31:22,177 --> 01:31:23,930 Even I just found out. 1665 01:31:24,388 --> 01:31:27,180 Baani called me up and gave me the good news. 1666 01:31:27,388 --> 01:31:30,221 She bought my ticket. Arranged my visa. 1667 01:31:30,346 --> 01:31:32,013 Hired a caretaker for the house. 1668 01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:35,305 She's my daughter, not my daughter-in-law. 1669 01:31:37,951 --> 01:31:39,055 Bonding. 1670 01:31:40,346 --> 01:31:43,430 See, what I got for my daughter from Punjab. 1671 01:31:43,721 --> 01:31:45,763 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 1672 01:31:45,976 --> 01:31:48,471 You could've sent it by courier. You didn't have to come here, Mom. 1673 01:31:48,555 --> 01:31:49,513 Shut up. 1674 01:31:49,979 --> 01:31:52,388 These sweets are good for you during pregnancy. 1675 01:31:52,513 --> 01:31:54,555 It's good for the mother and child. 1676 01:31:54,635 --> 01:31:55,513 Have it. 1677 01:32:04,190 --> 01:32:09,610 One, two, three, four, five... 1678 01:32:11,263 --> 01:32:12,074 Jass? 1679 01:32:13,436 --> 01:32:14,471 Seven... 1680 01:32:14,555 --> 01:32:15,971 Stealing in your own house? 1681 01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:18,013 Yes, I am. 1682 01:32:19,263 --> 01:32:20,805 Preet should also get these. 1683 01:32:21,138 --> 01:32:23,180 For her health and the growth of her child. 1684 01:32:24,763 --> 01:32:26,556 I can't share my mother's love, 1685 01:32:27,074 --> 01:32:28,706 but I can share these sweets with her. 1686 01:32:30,555 --> 01:32:31,763 Let me help you. 1687 01:32:33,629 --> 01:32:34,888 Are you pregnant? 1688 01:32:35,596 --> 01:32:37,430 What about my growth? 1689 01:32:38,621 --> 01:32:39,638 They're for my children. 1690 01:32:39,909 --> 01:32:41,016 - Let me have one. - Go take steroids. 1691 01:32:41,096 --> 01:32:42,257 - At least leave the jar behind. - Get lost. 1692 01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:44,180 Sweets made of dry fruit and fenugreek. 1693 01:32:44,528 --> 01:32:46,805 My mom sent these from Punjab for Preet. 1694 01:32:47,138 --> 01:32:49,846 For the health of the mother and growth of our baby. 1695 01:32:49,930 --> 01:32:51,930 How nice of them, right, Preet ma'am? 1696 01:32:52,013 --> 01:32:56,471 Brother... if Mom was alive, she would've done this for me. 1697 01:32:57,221 --> 01:33:00,013 Preet. My mother is like your mother. 1698 01:33:00,471 --> 01:33:04,709 Excellent, Jass. You said such a lovely thing. 1699 01:33:05,911 --> 01:33:07,805 In that case, call her here. 1700 01:33:08,263 --> 01:33:10,127 - Whom? - Your mother. 1701 01:33:11,180 --> 01:33:13,596 - What an idea? Right? - Guggi. 1702 01:33:13,676 --> 01:33:16,346 - Sire. - Get his mother... a ticket. 1703 01:33:16,430 --> 01:33:18,138 - Yes. - Thank you, brother. 1704 01:33:18,221 --> 01:33:21,346 Stop talking... about my mother. 1705 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,305 Mom can't come here. 1706 01:33:23,551 --> 01:33:25,013 - Why? - Why? 1707 01:33:26,356 --> 01:33:29,221 We were born poor. So, Mom looks after the house. 1708 01:33:30,221 --> 01:33:31,638 - Guggi. - Yes, sire? 1709 01:33:32,221 --> 01:33:34,975 Send a few servants to his house. 1710 01:33:35,055 --> 01:33:36,721 There are many court cases against Mom. 1711 01:33:36,805 --> 01:33:37,596 - She's a default-- - Guggi. 1712 01:33:37,680 --> 01:33:39,846 - Sire? - Send a dozen lawyers as well. 1713 01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,721 - Sire. - Anything else? 1714 01:33:41,805 --> 01:33:43,305 Our relatives... 1715 01:33:43,388 --> 01:33:46,187 We're not on good terms with our relatives. 1716 01:33:46,763 --> 01:33:49,596 If Mom comes here, they'll take over our land. 1717 01:33:49,805 --> 01:33:51,430 Should we send a dozen shooters? 1718 01:33:51,513 --> 01:33:52,846 Shooters? 1719 01:33:54,013 --> 01:33:56,596 - Shooters? - No relatives, no fight. 1720 01:33:56,680 --> 01:33:58,096 - Brother. - Anything else? 1721 01:34:00,950 --> 01:34:03,555 Hey, what happened, baby? 1722 01:34:04,096 --> 01:34:07,555 Everyone's talking about my mom, but no one's asked about my dad. 1723 01:34:07,805 --> 01:34:09,971 My mom won't leave my dad alone and come here. 1724 01:34:10,055 --> 01:34:12,513 - Dad... - I understand baby, don't cry. Sit down. 1725 01:34:12,593 --> 01:34:14,430 That house is full of Dad's memories. 1726 01:34:15,230 --> 01:34:16,381 Mom can't come here leaving them behind. 1727 01:34:16,461 --> 01:34:18,055 - Yeah, it's okay. - No chance. 1728 01:34:20,055 --> 01:34:21,263 - Guggi... - Sire? 1729 01:34:21,346 --> 01:34:23,638 - Book a chartered flight to India. - Yes, sire. 1730 01:34:23,805 --> 01:34:25,544 Because we're going home, 1731 01:34:26,246 --> 01:34:29,668 to our motherland and Jass' mother. 1732 01:34:29,846 --> 01:34:32,471 Amazing idea, brother. You're the best. 1733 01:34:32,555 --> 01:34:34,346 Thank you so much. 1734 01:34:35,263 --> 01:34:38,846 You are so stubborn... So stubborn. 1735 01:34:38,930 --> 01:34:42,430 You're really stubborn. You just don't give up. 1736 01:34:42,721 --> 01:34:45,305 Instead of all of us going there, Mom will come here. 1737 01:34:45,596 --> 01:34:46,888 My mom will come here. 1738 01:34:48,872 --> 01:34:50,641 "Toasted. Toasted. Toasted." 1739 01:34:50,721 --> 01:34:52,555 Kunnu. You called at the right time. 1740 01:34:52,638 --> 01:34:53,471 Why? What happened, Jass? 1741 01:34:53,555 --> 01:34:54,930 Randhawa wants to meet Mom. 1742 01:34:55,013 --> 01:34:57,388 Great. Serves you right for stuffing her with mom's sweets. 1743 01:34:58,013 --> 01:34:59,096 - Sir, sugar? - Leave. 1744 01:34:59,180 --> 01:35:01,596 - Okay, sir. - How do I introduce them to Mom? 1745 01:35:01,776 --> 01:35:03,016 And where am I supposed to find a fake mother? 1746 01:35:03,096 --> 01:35:05,096 Relax. Your Mom will be there. 1747 01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:06,596 We'll find you a mom as good as your real mom. 1748 01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:09,596 I don't want a glimpse, I want a full grown mother, 1749 01:35:09,676 --> 01:35:12,702 someone like old Nirupa Roy. 1750 01:35:14,013 --> 01:35:17,292 She'll come. She'll come. She'll come. 1751 01:35:27,224 --> 01:35:31,485 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1752 01:35:31,627 --> 01:35:35,235 "You're my darling child." 1753 01:35:37,402 --> 01:35:41,652 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1754 01:35:41,735 --> 01:35:45,569 "You're my darling child." 1755 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,973 Sire, isn't she too young to be his mother? 1756 01:35:54,818 --> 01:35:57,760 You asked for a mother... and my mom's here. 1757 01:35:58,812 --> 01:36:02,104 Excellent. Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London-- 1758 01:36:02,312 --> 01:36:04,229 Let it be, Mom. Let it be. 1759 01:36:05,770 --> 01:36:10,229 Hello, Mr. Randhawa. I got something for you. 1760 01:36:10,854 --> 01:36:12,854 You feel cold at night, don't you? 1761 01:36:12,937 --> 01:36:14,770 - A sweater, for you. - How nice. 1762 01:36:14,854 --> 01:36:16,312 It will keep you warm. 1763 01:36:17,062 --> 01:36:19,312 - Thank you. - Why are you standing at the back? 1764 01:36:19,729 --> 01:36:21,062 - You're his servant, aren't you? - He is. 1765 01:36:21,562 --> 01:36:22,645 I can tell. 1766 01:36:23,062 --> 01:36:25,146 - Preet, my daughter-in-law. - Hello, Mom. 1767 01:36:26,895 --> 01:36:28,645 This is for you. 1768 01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:30,729 - A picture of little Jass. - Aww. 1769 01:36:30,812 --> 01:36:32,104 So cute. 1770 01:36:32,187 --> 01:36:34,520 - Alice, this dress is for you. - Thank you. 1771 01:36:34,604 --> 01:36:36,520 I heard you take good care of my daughter-in-law. 1772 01:36:36,604 --> 01:36:39,979 Strange. You know everything about everyone. 1773 01:36:40,645 --> 01:36:43,854 She is my mother and mothers know everything. 1774 01:36:43,937 --> 01:36:44,895 Right, brother? 1775 01:36:45,479 --> 01:36:48,062 Come, Mom. We'll continue this conversation inside. 1776 01:36:48,772 --> 01:36:49,274 Let's go. 1777 01:36:49,354 --> 01:36:50,229 - Come. - Let's go. 1778 01:36:50,312 --> 01:36:51,187 Brother, come. 1779 01:36:51,270 --> 01:36:53,843 How is your mother so young? 1780 01:36:53,923 --> 01:36:55,862 Shut up, Alice's lover. 1781 01:36:55,942 --> 01:36:58,678 Don't ask too many questions. Even I have answers. 1782 01:36:58,758 --> 01:37:00,979 Sire. Sire. Sire. Get lost. 1783 01:37:03,145 --> 01:37:05,458 He knows about my affair. 1784 01:37:05,927 --> 01:37:08,778 Mr. Kunnu, it's good to have you back alone. 1785 01:37:08,915 --> 01:37:10,220 Did your psychotic friend leave UK-- 1786 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:13,104 What did I say? What did I bloody say? 1787 01:37:13,254 --> 01:37:15,926 I asked for someone mature, like Nirupa Roy. 1788 01:37:16,050 --> 01:37:17,511 You sent me Mouni Roy. 1789 01:37:17,803 --> 01:37:18,720 So young! 1790 01:37:18,803 --> 01:37:21,261 Even Shah Rukh Khan wasn't this young in 'Jawan'. 1791 01:37:21,511 --> 01:37:22,890 Sorry, Jass. 1792 01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:25,470 This was the best I could arrange at such short notice. 1793 01:37:26,553 --> 01:37:29,636 But I'm sure she handled everything perfectly, right? 1794 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,326 Handled? Nonsense. 1795 01:37:31,406 --> 01:37:32,428 She walked in and said 1796 01:37:32,511 --> 01:37:34,011 "Delhi is for those with a big heart, and London is for--" 1797 01:37:34,095 --> 01:37:36,559 I get it. I get it. Sorry. 1798 01:37:37,615 --> 01:37:40,970 - What if I'd got caught? - Relax, Jass. 1799 01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:43,345 She's a professional. 1800 01:37:44,345 --> 01:37:48,720 Your fake mother will never be exposed. 1801 01:37:48,803 --> 01:37:50,618 - Really? - No one. 1802 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:53,220 - You sure? - No one will catch on. 1803 01:38:01,461 --> 01:38:02,783 Hold on. 1804 01:38:03,970 --> 01:38:07,595 Sire, the "mother" Jass brought here... isn't a mother. 1805 01:38:07,928 --> 01:38:09,580 She is an incredible person. 1806 01:38:23,522 --> 01:38:28,622 "Bhaiyyaji is never late..." 1807 01:38:30,947 --> 01:38:38,220 "Bhaiyyaji is never late, to feed his wife and tuck her in..." 1808 01:38:38,303 --> 01:38:45,652 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 1809 01:38:45,732 --> 01:38:53,069 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 1810 01:38:53,149 --> 01:39:00,329 "Tiptoes so she doesn't awake--" 1811 01:39:01,511 --> 01:39:03,970 She's popularly known as Rasmalai Rajjo. 1812 01:39:04,386 --> 01:39:07,761 She has an entire series of vulgar songs with weird names. 1813 01:39:07,841 --> 01:39:14,352 "And keeps the neighbour's wife awake till morning." 1814 01:39:14,970 --> 01:39:19,011 Dilphek Doodhwali, Makkhan Malishwali, Chikni Chupdi.... 1815 01:39:20,761 --> 01:39:22,598 "...awake till morning." 1816 01:39:23,886 --> 01:39:25,845 My judgment was severely impaired. 1817 01:39:27,011 --> 01:39:30,095 Mistaking coal for a diamond... and mud for a lotus. 1818 01:39:32,261 --> 01:39:34,178 Speak up, Jass's respected mother. 1819 01:39:35,053 --> 01:39:37,511 How do you explain this vulgarity? 1820 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,831 All I want to say is... 1821 01:39:43,154 --> 01:39:44,136 I am not Jass's mother. 1822 01:39:44,543 --> 01:39:45,495 Sire! 1823 01:39:46,303 --> 01:39:49,332 Jass? What is Mom saying? 1824 01:39:50,095 --> 01:39:54,011 Jass will clarify whatever needs clarifying. 1825 01:39:55,095 --> 01:39:58,720 - Jass! - Yes, it's true. She's not my mother. 1826 01:39:59,011 --> 01:40:01,761 But before you pull out the gun, hear me out first. 1827 01:40:01,845 --> 01:40:03,220 What is the entire story? 1828 01:40:04,470 --> 01:40:06,595 - Let me speak. - Speak. 1829 01:40:07,136 --> 01:40:09,970 This goes back to when I was a child. 1830 01:40:10,053 --> 01:40:11,136 A small boy. 1831 01:40:11,470 --> 01:40:16,220 My real mother, Paramjeet, had a younger sister Sharamjeet... aka Shammo. 1832 01:40:16,470 --> 01:40:17,511 This lady. 1833 01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:20,678 She was having an affair with a guy called Shammi at that time. 1834 01:40:21,345 --> 01:40:24,763 When my mother found out her sister was getting married, 1835 01:40:24,843 --> 01:40:27,178 she was overjoyed... singing, dancing... 1836 01:40:33,970 --> 01:40:35,011 Do you know what was behind her? 1837 01:40:35,095 --> 01:40:36,970 Normally people talk about what happened ahead. 1838 01:40:37,053 --> 01:40:38,595 Yes, but in this story, what was behind her is more important. 1839 01:40:38,803 --> 01:40:40,636 While my mother was singing and dancing, 1840 01:40:40,803 --> 01:40:42,511 there was a long staircase behind her. 1841 01:40:42,595 --> 01:40:43,890 She slipped and fell-- 1842 01:40:43,970 --> 01:40:47,084 Thud...thud...thud... thud...thud...thud... 1843 01:40:47,164 --> 01:40:48,165 Next. 1844 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,886 It was a long staircase. Hold on. 1845 01:40:50,250 --> 01:40:52,761 Thud...thud...thud... thud...thud...thud... 1846 01:40:53,095 --> 01:40:53,970 Is she down yet? 1847 01:40:54,053 --> 01:40:56,220 No, my mother went up, straight up to heaven. 1848 01:40:57,345 --> 01:40:59,220 I was very emotionally fragile. 1849 01:41:00,011 --> 01:41:04,345 I went to my aunt and said, "Aunty, will you marry my dad?" 1850 01:41:04,428 --> 01:41:06,220 "Will you love this child like his own mom?" 1851 01:41:07,011 --> 01:41:10,636 And without hesitation, this great woman said 'yes'. 1852 01:41:11,386 --> 01:41:12,595 Ask... Ask her. 1853 01:41:12,970 --> 01:41:14,636 Help me. Stop taking footage. 1854 01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:17,011 Yes, I said yes. 1855 01:41:17,886 --> 01:41:20,511 I said, yes I will raise this child. 1856 01:41:21,136 --> 01:41:23,149 She is not educated. She is completely illiterate. 1857 01:41:23,229 --> 01:41:24,673 She says wrong things at the wrong time. 1858 01:41:24,753 --> 01:41:28,761 But she has a gift... she can dance. 1859 01:41:28,845 --> 01:41:29,678 Yes. 1860 01:41:37,428 --> 01:41:39,604 With a heavy heart... 1861 01:41:40,997 --> 01:41:43,011 and flexible moves, 1862 01:41:44,678 --> 01:41:48,844 she became Rasmalai Rajjo. 1863 01:41:51,886 --> 01:41:55,802 Made videos for Tips, T-Series, Venus, in order to raise me. 1864 01:41:56,386 --> 01:41:59,428 You showed me four videos, I'll show you 40. 1865 01:42:00,220 --> 01:42:01,553 'Bangkok Mein Bhauchaal' 1866 01:42:02,636 --> 01:42:03,970 'Chunari mein Lugai' 1867 01:42:04,970 --> 01:42:06,345 'Ghagre Mein WiFi' 1868 01:42:11,136 --> 01:42:12,553 'Lollipop Lugai...' 1869 01:42:12,803 --> 01:42:14,303 'Choli ke Peeche Toli' 1870 01:42:14,386 --> 01:42:15,845 'Aunty Ke Peeche Bunty' 1871 01:42:15,928 --> 01:42:17,068 Enough! 1872 01:42:19,301 --> 01:42:20,290 Mom... 1873 01:42:22,052 --> 01:42:23,366 It's okay. 1874 01:42:23,966 --> 01:42:24,886 Wow! 1875 01:42:26,386 --> 01:42:27,578 Very touching, sir. 1876 01:42:30,261 --> 01:42:32,190 Please forgive me, Ms. Sharamjeet. 1877 01:42:33,636 --> 01:42:35,553 I misjudged you. 1878 01:42:36,544 --> 01:42:38,595 You turned out to be a goddess. 1879 01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:41,845 Epitome of motherhood. 1880 01:42:42,178 --> 01:42:47,511 What I did... wasn't by choice. 1881 01:42:48,357 --> 01:42:51,386 It was a single mother's helplessness. 1882 01:42:51,970 --> 01:42:53,306 Forgive me. 1883 01:43:08,158 --> 01:43:11,786 "It happens in this age," 1884 01:43:11,866 --> 01:43:15,631 "You lose sleep and peace." 1885 01:43:15,711 --> 01:43:19,529 "It happens in this age," 1886 01:43:19,609 --> 01:43:21,470 "You lose sleep and peace." 1887 01:43:21,761 --> 01:43:24,470 Sharamjeet, try this orange dress. 1888 01:43:25,717 --> 01:43:28,011 It will suit you. 1889 01:43:28,886 --> 01:43:30,914 And this lime colour... 1890 01:43:32,509 --> 01:43:34,087 will look even better on you. 1891 01:43:34,345 --> 01:43:36,595 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept all this? 1892 01:43:37,433 --> 01:43:39,428 And this white... 1893 01:43:40,511 --> 01:43:42,265 Marvellous. 1894 01:43:42,605 --> 01:43:45,897 This colour will look vibrant on you. 1895 01:43:48,636 --> 01:43:50,719 Shammo ji, so many dresses? 1896 01:43:50,799 --> 01:43:52,290 Are you taking them to the laundry? 1897 01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:54,678 Mr. Randhawa told me try these on. 1898 01:43:55,006 --> 01:43:56,940 He personally chose them for me. 1899 01:43:59,386 --> 01:44:02,845 Brother-in-law. Your mother is robbing my boss. 1900 01:44:02,928 --> 01:44:04,893 Why are you getting so irritated? 1901 01:44:09,804 --> 01:44:10,800 "Mom..." 1902 01:44:11,928 --> 01:44:12,761 Wow... 1903 01:44:13,784 --> 01:44:14,636 Mom? 1904 01:44:17,845 --> 01:44:20,011 "Mom... my dear Mom..." 1905 01:44:20,095 --> 01:44:23,595 - Mom! - "You're my darling child." 1906 01:44:24,345 --> 01:44:26,960 - "I'm your darling child." - Oh Mom! 1907 01:44:47,345 --> 01:44:49,890 Jass, just look at this. So cute, right? 1908 01:44:49,970 --> 01:44:51,670 Which one should we buy? Blue or pink? 1909 01:44:54,650 --> 01:44:57,428 My dear wife, let's ask the one who's going to wear it. 1910 01:44:57,803 --> 01:45:00,595 Junior, if you mind, can I ask you something? 1911 01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:02,072 Which colour... 1912 01:45:07,511 --> 01:45:09,970 Excuse me. Baby product? 1913 01:45:10,119 --> 01:45:11,553 For my baby. 1914 01:45:12,053 --> 01:45:15,340 Everyone in London is becoming a father. 1915 01:45:23,053 --> 01:45:25,345 Brother-in-law? You here? 1916 01:45:25,428 --> 01:45:27,303 For my baby. Preet's baby. 1917 01:45:27,678 --> 01:45:30,386 Forget about me. What are you doing here? 1918 01:45:30,470 --> 01:45:32,220 I was just... 1919 01:45:32,553 --> 01:45:33,928 My Guggudu... 1920 01:45:34,178 --> 01:45:35,675 Alice in Guggiland. 1921 01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:38,511 Alice is just my love... 1922 01:45:38,678 --> 01:45:42,511 Love may not satisfy hunger, but it definitely leads to a baby bump. 1923 01:45:42,595 --> 01:45:45,136 And you can't control a horny. 1924 01:45:45,220 --> 01:45:46,553 Shall we give the good news to Randhawa sir? 1925 01:45:46,636 --> 01:45:48,220 - No, no... - No, I'll tell him. 1926 01:45:48,303 --> 01:45:49,470 - Brother-in-law... - No, no... 1927 01:45:49,678 --> 01:45:51,053 let's keep this a secret. 1928 01:45:51,136 --> 01:45:53,595 Then pay my bill along with yours. 1929 01:45:53,678 --> 01:45:54,720 Done. 1930 01:45:54,926 --> 01:45:56,928 - I need this. - Done. 1931 01:45:58,329 --> 01:45:59,538 Wet wipes. 1932 01:46:02,970 --> 01:46:06,046 But, Mr. Randhawa, how can I accept this? 1933 01:46:06,303 --> 01:46:07,761 I am Jass's mother. 1934 01:46:09,803 --> 01:46:14,118 You did not give birth to Jass, only raised him. 1935 01:46:16,636 --> 01:46:17,595 Shammo... 1936 01:46:22,103 --> 01:46:25,343 24-karat indium gold! 1937 01:46:32,054 --> 01:46:33,511 Guggi, why did she leave like this? 1938 01:46:34,136 --> 01:46:35,761 It's called values, boss. 1939 01:46:36,095 --> 01:46:37,711 No matter how mature a girl becomes, 1940 01:46:38,136 --> 01:46:39,890 whenever the topic of her marriage comes up, 1941 01:46:39,970 --> 01:46:43,100 she gets embarrassed and runs away. 1942 01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:46,220 Sharamjeet, what's going on in this house? 1943 01:46:46,303 --> 01:46:47,178 Do you know they-- 1944 01:46:51,261 --> 01:46:52,854 Did Mr. Randhawa give you this? 1945 01:46:55,466 --> 01:46:56,557 It's a pre-wedding gift. 1946 01:46:58,886 --> 01:47:02,678 Son, I'm the mistress of this house now. 1947 01:47:03,261 --> 01:47:06,803 I'll do as I please, mister. 1948 01:47:06,928 --> 01:47:09,136 Preet. Preet. Control your brother. 1949 01:47:09,220 --> 01:47:10,845 He wants to marry my mother. 1950 01:47:10,928 --> 01:47:12,261 - Jass... - What is he doing? 1951 01:47:12,428 --> 01:47:13,636 Jass, listen... 1952 01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:15,470 That's what I said. "Brother, listen". 1953 01:47:15,595 --> 01:47:17,136 After the marriage, what will you call her? 1954 01:47:17,220 --> 01:47:18,386 Mother-in-law or sister-in-law? 1955 01:47:18,470 --> 01:47:21,095 And what are the kids going to call her? Grandma or Aunty? 1956 01:47:21,178 --> 01:47:22,678 This will become that, that will become this. 1957 01:47:22,761 --> 01:47:24,428 It will become a cocktail of relationships. 1958 01:47:24,511 --> 01:47:25,803 Jass, listen to me. 1959 01:47:25,886 --> 01:47:28,178 At his age, he should be blessings newly weds, 1960 01:47:28,345 --> 01:47:29,345 not planning his own wedding. 1961 01:47:29,428 --> 01:47:31,596 Jass, goddamnit, listen to me! 1962 01:47:32,136 --> 01:47:34,095 My water just broke. 1963 01:47:34,178 --> 01:47:36,053 This baby is coming now! 1964 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,845 - Oh my God. - Doctor. Call the doctor. 1965 01:47:41,928 --> 01:47:42,931 We need a doctor. 1966 01:47:43,011 --> 01:47:44,053 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 1967 01:47:44,584 --> 01:47:46,151 - Move. - Oh my God. 1968 01:47:46,231 --> 01:47:47,298 Calm down, baby. Calm down. 1969 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:49,303 Don't tell me to calm down! 1970 01:47:49,386 --> 01:47:51,220 - Okay. - This is your fault. 1971 01:47:51,303 --> 01:47:53,470 - Sorry. I am sorry. - Where are we going? 1972 01:47:53,553 --> 01:47:54,553 Fast. 1973 01:47:57,011 --> 01:47:59,890 Doctor, how can her water break at just seven and a half months? 1974 01:47:59,970 --> 01:48:02,890 Wow, what a concerned father. 1975 01:48:02,970 --> 01:48:04,345 He takes such good care of her. 1976 01:48:04,428 --> 01:48:05,386 - Doctor. - Yes, my dear? 1977 01:48:05,470 --> 01:48:06,845 What about me and the baby? 1978 01:48:06,928 --> 01:48:08,720 Don't worry. I'll give you a painkiller. 1979 01:48:08,803 --> 01:48:11,595 I've got everything under control. Please, everyone go out. 1980 01:48:11,678 --> 01:48:13,345 - I don't like overcrowded wards, please. - Doctor? 1981 01:48:13,428 --> 01:48:14,636 - Yes, my dear? - Can I please stay here? 1982 01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:15,928 - Excuse me? - Please. 1983 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:18,219 How are you related to her? 1984 01:48:19,678 --> 01:48:22,678 Well... I'm like her mother. 1985 01:48:23,761 --> 01:48:25,178 - Thank you. - I'll be right back. One second. 1986 01:48:25,261 --> 01:48:26,675 Jass? Hey... 1987 01:48:28,970 --> 01:48:30,606 Why did I get four missed calls from Mom? 1988 01:48:31,553 --> 01:48:32,470 Jass? 1989 01:48:32,970 --> 01:48:33,886 Mom? 1990 01:48:34,971 --> 01:48:36,793 I've been trying to call you. Where've you been? 1991 01:48:37,095 --> 01:48:38,011 Why weren't you answering your phone? 1992 01:48:38,095 --> 01:48:39,931 - Mom, I was-- - Baani's labour pains have started. 1993 01:48:40,011 --> 01:48:41,220 I've brought her to the hospital. 1994 01:48:41,303 --> 01:48:42,220 Baani is here? 1995 01:48:42,303 --> 01:48:44,261 First, tell me what you are doing here? 1996 01:48:44,970 --> 01:48:49,095 I... Before I tell you my story, tell me where Baani is. 1997 01:48:50,470 --> 01:48:52,553 - You okay? - No! 1998 01:48:53,220 --> 01:48:55,136 - But I'm happy you're here. - Me too. 1999 01:48:55,220 --> 01:48:57,928 Son. The doctor is saying she can deliver today. 2000 01:48:58,011 --> 01:48:58,931 - Today? - Yes. 2001 01:48:59,011 --> 01:49:01,963 And we must take good care of her. 2002 01:49:02,043 --> 01:49:02,697 Yeah. 2003 01:49:03,428 --> 01:49:05,178 But you don't worry. Hold this. 2004 01:49:05,261 --> 01:49:06,806 Lord Ganesha will always be with us. 2005 01:49:06,886 --> 01:49:08,845 - And give me this phone. - Give me back my phone, Mom. 2006 01:49:08,928 --> 01:49:10,470 - No. I won't... - You did the right thing. 2007 01:49:11,918 --> 01:49:14,261 What an irresponsible father. 2008 01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:18,511 Come with me to the other room, I'll show you a responsible father. 2009 01:49:18,595 --> 01:49:20,845 He never enters the room without a mask. 2010 01:49:21,178 --> 01:49:23,178 And look at him... terrible. 2011 01:49:23,803 --> 01:49:26,886 - He treats foreigners. - Stop disturbing my patients and leave. 2012 01:49:27,220 --> 01:49:28,181 - Jass. - Baani, I'll be right back. 2013 01:49:28,261 --> 01:49:29,095 Mom, my phone. 2014 01:49:29,178 --> 01:49:30,886 - Give it. - Out. Out. 2015 01:49:32,178 --> 01:49:34,136 - Why doesn't he ever answer his phone? - Again? 2016 01:49:34,886 --> 01:49:35,989 Why is everyone calling me? 2017 01:49:36,069 --> 01:49:38,261 - Where were you? - I...was... 2018 01:49:38,511 --> 01:49:39,697 I've been calling for so long. 2019 01:49:40,053 --> 01:49:40,761 Not working. 2020 01:49:40,845 --> 01:49:43,178 The doctors are saying they'll have to do a premature delivery, 2021 01:49:43,261 --> 01:49:44,303 and it has to be done today. 2022 01:49:45,553 --> 01:49:46,931 Today? Both of them? 2023 01:49:47,011 --> 01:49:48,077 What do you mean both of them? 2024 01:49:48,345 --> 01:49:49,386 Is there someone else? 2025 01:49:50,428 --> 01:49:56,053 When... a child is born, a mother is also born. 2026 01:49:56,220 --> 01:49:57,136 So both. 2027 01:49:57,636 --> 01:49:59,761 Great. He's absolutely right. 2028 01:50:00,011 --> 01:50:00,845 The doctor's here. 2029 01:50:00,928 --> 01:50:01,845 Oh no. 2030 01:50:01,928 --> 01:50:06,678 Doctor, tell him about Preet's premature delivery. 2031 01:50:07,553 --> 01:50:08,951 Why should I tell him? 2032 01:50:09,553 --> 01:50:12,136 Because he's the child's father. 2033 01:50:14,303 --> 01:50:17,011 He's the father of this child? 2034 01:50:17,595 --> 01:50:20,595 - Are you sure? - Of course he is. 2035 01:50:21,136 --> 01:50:23,470 You must have seen him in a mask. 2036 01:50:23,553 --> 01:50:25,928 Look closely. Recognise him? 2037 01:50:27,553 --> 01:50:29,303 Same-same. I know him. 2038 01:50:29,386 --> 01:50:30,595 - Father and doctor have to talk. - I recognise him. 2039 01:50:30,678 --> 01:50:32,671 - Father and doctor. - Aren't you the same guy? 2040 01:50:32,751 --> 01:50:33,845 What did you say? 2041 01:50:34,345 --> 01:50:38,619 "Who's Your Daddy? Jumping with joy?" I'll tell them everything. 2042 01:50:38,761 --> 01:50:40,511 - Mr. Randhawa... - Dr. Gulati, emergency. 2043 01:50:40,595 --> 01:50:42,428 - What happened? - Your patient is about to die. 2044 01:50:42,511 --> 01:50:43,970 - Hurry up or he will die. - I'm coming back. 2045 01:50:44,053 --> 01:50:46,890 - I'm coming back. I'm coming back. - We can't deliver a baby without a doctor. 2046 01:50:46,970 --> 01:50:48,178 I'm coming back. 2047 01:50:48,649 --> 01:50:50,261 Watch out. Hurry up. 2048 01:50:50,345 --> 01:50:52,220 How can I hurry up when I'm sitting down? 2049 01:50:52,303 --> 01:50:53,595 Then hurry up while sitting down. 2050 01:50:55,761 --> 01:50:57,136 Where's the patient? 2051 01:50:58,137 --> 01:51:00,345 - Where's the patient? - There is no patient, sir. 2052 01:51:00,761 --> 01:51:02,553 I lied to you. 2053 01:51:03,136 --> 01:51:05,931 - Because I had to tell you the truth. - What truth? 2054 01:51:06,011 --> 01:51:07,400 Actually-- 2055 01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:09,507 His truth. 2056 01:51:09,761 --> 01:51:11,599 He's not a bad guy, 2057 01:51:11,842 --> 01:51:14,220 he just kept getting stuck in bad situations. 2058 01:51:14,303 --> 01:51:17,675 Selfie Kumar, he has two wives. 2059 01:51:17,970 --> 01:51:19,845 He's expecting two children. 2060 01:51:20,011 --> 01:51:21,344 It's a crime! 2061 01:51:21,803 --> 01:51:24,220 Doctor, Baani and Preet are in labour. 2062 01:51:24,470 --> 01:51:26,678 Preet will undergo a premature delivery. 2063 01:51:26,761 --> 01:51:27,848 I will tell them the truth, 2064 01:51:27,928 --> 01:51:29,261 but after the delivery is done. 2065 01:51:29,345 --> 01:51:33,095 I will deliver... you... to jail. 2066 01:51:33,261 --> 01:51:35,636 - I am going to expose this fraud! - Please, doctor. 2067 01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:36,601 Out of my way-- 2068 01:51:36,681 --> 01:51:37,848 Doctor, I cannot give stress to both mothers. 2069 01:51:37,928 --> 01:51:38,931 - Move! - Gulati. 2070 01:51:41,595 --> 01:51:46,470 Before you go out, take a look at your own dirty deeds. 2071 01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:47,469 Look. 2072 01:51:47,636 --> 01:51:50,798 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2073 01:51:50,970 --> 01:51:54,653 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2074 01:51:54,733 --> 01:51:58,832 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2075 01:52:01,928 --> 01:52:05,262 "Look aunt, your boy's going astray." 2076 01:52:05,612 --> 01:52:09,178 "Stop teasing girls." 2077 01:52:09,261 --> 01:52:12,784 "I'll report you, I'll get you arrested." 2078 01:52:12,959 --> 01:52:14,990 "I'll get you thrown in jail." 2079 01:52:15,070 --> 01:52:18,615 "Stop teasing girls." 2080 01:52:20,970 --> 01:52:22,720 Fake university doctor, get up. 2081 01:52:22,803 --> 01:52:24,880 Godamba! Godamba! 2082 01:52:25,123 --> 01:52:27,220 Doctor, which brand of cheap tobacco is this? 2083 01:52:27,303 --> 01:52:28,845 Godamba is my wife's name. 2084 01:52:28,928 --> 01:52:30,803 If she finds out, she'll beat me to a pulp. 2085 01:52:30,886 --> 01:52:33,095 I am married. I have two kids, please. 2086 01:52:33,178 --> 01:52:35,947 - And, even I am expecting babies. - Two of them. 2087 01:52:36,553 --> 01:52:38,386 - You like reading books, don't you? - Yes. 2088 01:52:38,470 --> 01:52:40,095 - Then you should read another book. - Which one? 2089 01:52:40,178 --> 01:52:43,386 'Zindagi Jhandba Toh Muh Humesha Band Ba' (When Life's A Train Wreck, You Better Zip It) 2090 01:52:44,303 --> 01:52:46,511 Otherwise you will become a widower. 2091 01:52:46,595 --> 01:52:47,970 Delivery. Please. 2092 01:52:48,470 --> 01:52:50,803 Breathe. Breathe. 2093 01:52:50,886 --> 01:52:53,011 Check where he is. Call him. 2094 01:52:53,095 --> 01:52:53,795 Give me your hand. 2095 01:52:53,875 --> 01:52:56,470 Call my husband. Out of the way. 2096 01:52:56,553 --> 01:52:57,956 Out of the way. 2097 01:53:00,136 --> 01:53:02,470 Lord Ganesha, first Baani came in my life and then she left. 2098 01:53:02,636 --> 01:53:04,428 Then Preet came and so did Baani. 2099 01:53:04,886 --> 01:53:08,178 Lord Ganesha, protect the mothers and the children. 2100 01:53:08,261 --> 01:53:09,345 Lord... 2101 01:53:10,095 --> 01:53:11,375 Who are you talking to, man? 2102 01:53:12,095 --> 01:53:14,178 Indian emotion. You won't understand. 2103 01:53:14,470 --> 01:53:15,970 I'm in deep trouble. Deep. 2104 01:53:18,826 --> 01:53:21,220 - Come on, push, push. You can do it. - Jass, don't touch me. 2105 01:53:21,303 --> 01:53:23,766 - It's all because of you. - Okay, sorry. Push, push. 2106 01:53:23,846 --> 01:53:25,011 You can do it. You can do it. 2107 01:53:25,095 --> 01:53:27,261 Hallelujah, the baby's on its way. 2108 01:53:27,345 --> 01:53:28,678 It's a big baby. 2109 01:53:28,761 --> 01:53:30,761 I've got to check before I take it out. 2110 01:53:30,845 --> 01:53:34,178 - It's coming. It's coming. - Hurry up. 2111 01:53:34,962 --> 01:53:36,372 Hurry up! 2112 01:53:46,220 --> 01:53:48,920 Congratulations, it's a girl. 2113 01:53:50,095 --> 01:53:53,553 With God's blessings, I'm finally a grandma. 2114 01:53:54,803 --> 01:53:57,011 I had decided that if all went well, 2115 01:53:57,511 --> 01:53:59,803 I will go to Vaishno Devi to seek blessings. 2116 01:53:59,970 --> 01:54:00,912 Mom... 2117 01:54:02,761 --> 01:54:05,220 Godamba. Godamba. Godamba. 2118 01:54:05,636 --> 01:54:09,011 Congratulations. This time it's a boy. 2119 01:54:09,095 --> 01:54:10,890 - So sorry. - Great. 2120 01:54:10,970 --> 01:54:12,095 Remember I told you, brother. 2121 01:54:12,178 --> 01:54:15,011 Uncle and nephew swaying all over London. 2122 01:54:15,095 --> 01:54:16,636 Spinning... Spinning... 2123 01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:19,553 - Little Randhawa is here-- - What are you doing, Mr. Randhawa? 2124 01:54:19,636 --> 01:54:20,593 It's a hospital. 2125 01:54:21,095 --> 01:54:22,122 - Hold your gun. - Brother. 2126 01:54:22,202 --> 01:54:23,093 Yes. 2127 01:54:26,095 --> 01:54:27,595 Even he looks like me. 2128 01:54:27,678 --> 01:54:29,250 I mean, only he looks like me. 2129 01:54:31,636 --> 01:54:32,928 Thank you again. 2130 01:54:33,011 --> 01:54:34,345 There's only two, right? 2131 01:54:42,701 --> 01:54:43,877 We'll go to India soon. 2132 01:54:44,423 --> 01:54:46,034 Jass, Mom and the baby are in the parking lot, right? 2133 01:54:46,114 --> 01:54:47,198 Yes. 2134 01:54:48,406 --> 01:54:49,781 - Baani... - What? 2135 01:54:49,864 --> 01:54:51,002 I forgot the files. 2136 01:54:51,332 --> 01:54:52,318 Call the elevator, I'll get them. 2137 01:54:52,398 --> 01:54:53,489 - Okay. - Okay. 2138 01:55:01,131 --> 01:55:03,823 - Preet? - Baani. Hi. 2139 01:55:04,253 --> 01:55:05,628 - How are you? - Good. You delivered? 2140 01:55:05,712 --> 01:55:08,920 - Yes, baby girl. And you? - Baby boy. 2141 01:55:09,045 --> 01:55:11,337 - Congratulations. - Congratulations to us. 2142 01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:13,587 - Lovely. - Brother, my friend Baani. 2143 01:55:13,670 --> 01:55:14,545 - Nice to meet you. - Hello. 2144 01:55:14,670 --> 01:55:17,170 - Hello. - Preet, my husband's coming. 2145 01:55:17,253 --> 01:55:18,628 - Just two minutes. - Okay. Nice. 2146 01:55:18,712 --> 01:55:19,962 Now Preet isn't answering her phone. 2147 01:55:20,045 --> 01:55:22,087 - She will. Keep calling. - And she complains I'm always busy. 2148 01:55:22,628 --> 01:55:23,838 Nothing you do is ever enough for them. 2149 01:55:23,918 --> 01:55:25,045 - Same story with me. - Yes, Mom. 2150 01:55:25,420 --> 01:55:26,878 I'm coming. Baani's already downstairs. 2151 01:55:37,795 --> 01:55:39,337 Preet, that's my husband. 2152 01:55:39,420 --> 01:55:40,712 The father of my child. 2153 01:55:52,920 --> 01:55:54,795 Baani, you're joking, right? 2154 01:55:55,128 --> 01:55:56,462 He's the father of my child. 2155 01:56:00,837 --> 01:56:04,245 No, you are joking. He's the father of my child. 2156 01:56:04,325 --> 01:56:06,628 No, no, he's the father of my child. 2157 01:56:11,878 --> 01:56:13,170 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 2158 01:56:13,253 --> 01:56:14,503 - What? - What? 2159 01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:17,795 - Jass. - Sire, do the honours. 2160 01:56:20,045 --> 01:56:22,007 Just a second, Mr. Randhawa, I can explain. 2161 01:56:22,087 --> 01:56:24,942 - Actually by mistake-- - Rascal, what were you saying? 2162 01:56:25,420 --> 01:56:26,628 Growing love. 2163 01:56:26,867 --> 01:56:28,284 - Isn't that what he said? - Yes. 2164 01:56:28,364 --> 01:56:29,423 No. 2165 01:56:29,503 --> 01:56:30,795 - What else did he say? - I can't believe this. 2166 01:56:30,878 --> 01:56:32,795 - Nothing. What else did I say? - Fraud. 2167 01:56:32,878 --> 01:56:34,007 - Oh yes. - Stay away... 2168 01:56:34,087 --> 01:56:36,670 Nephew and uncle spinning in city. 2169 01:56:36,753 --> 01:56:38,378 - What else did you say? - Sir, I thought you liked the song. 2170 01:56:38,712 --> 01:56:40,034 - What else did you say? - Nothing. 2171 01:56:40,114 --> 01:56:42,841 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2172 01:56:43,003 --> 01:56:44,527 - Thud... Thud... Thud... - Jass, how could you? 2173 01:56:44,607 --> 01:56:46,521 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2174 01:56:46,753 --> 01:56:48,378 You are Liar. 2175 01:56:48,611 --> 01:56:50,676 Thud... Thud... Thud... 2176 01:56:55,595 --> 01:57:00,222 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2177 01:57:00,455 --> 01:57:03,704 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2178 01:57:04,094 --> 01:57:05,636 Baani, are you alright? 2179 01:57:07,047 --> 01:57:10,827 Stay calm. Please make it to the nearest exit as soon as possible. 2180 01:57:11,241 --> 01:57:15,497 Head towards the exit. Do not take the lift. 2181 01:57:17,427 --> 01:57:18,503 Are you okay? 2182 01:57:18,962 --> 01:57:21,337 Catch that rascal. Don't let him escape. 2183 01:57:21,420 --> 01:57:23,439 Jass. Where are you going? I want answers. 2184 01:57:23,519 --> 01:57:25,950 - Brother, Jass is running away. - Jass... Catch him. 2185 01:57:39,942 --> 01:57:41,945 Who will save me in this situation? 2186 01:57:45,128 --> 01:57:46,969 I'd told you not to share your notes. 2187 01:57:47,337 --> 01:57:49,295 Disha, where is Mr. Godbole? 2188 01:57:49,378 --> 01:57:50,545 He must be in the classroom. 2189 01:57:50,711 --> 01:57:51,670 Oh God. 2190 01:57:51,878 --> 01:57:54,760 When someone's stressed, my crazy heart says... 2191 01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:58,420 Come to Godbole. Come to Godbole. 2192 01:57:58,503 --> 01:58:00,003 Mr. Godbole... 2193 01:58:00,170 --> 01:58:01,712 What happened, Jass? 2194 01:58:01,795 --> 01:58:03,670 My classmates are bullying me. 2195 01:58:04,170 --> 01:58:06,128 So, I got scared and ran away. 2196 01:58:06,503 --> 01:58:08,545 You got scared? Oh God. 2197 01:58:08,837 --> 01:58:10,170 So innocent. 2198 01:58:10,712 --> 01:58:13,420 Now listen carefully to what Godbole has to say. 2199 01:58:13,712 --> 01:58:17,087 Do you know what Gandhiji said? 2200 01:58:17,667 --> 01:58:21,533 A person's biggest enemy is his fear. 2201 01:58:21,795 --> 01:58:24,337 And what did Mandela say? 2202 01:58:24,587 --> 01:58:29,898 [gibberish] 2203 01:58:31,189 --> 01:58:32,157 What is Godbole uncle doing? 2204 01:58:32,831 --> 01:58:36,740 [gibberish] 2205 01:58:37,087 --> 01:58:38,974 Mt. Kilimanjaro... 2206 01:58:39,545 --> 01:58:42,052 Control your fear, my friend. 2207 01:58:49,837 --> 01:58:50,920 There he is. 2208 01:58:52,962 --> 01:58:53,920 Hey... 2209 01:58:54,337 --> 01:58:55,470 Jass. 2210 01:58:57,420 --> 01:58:58,378 I'm ready. 2211 01:58:59,670 --> 01:59:00,712 Ask whatever you want. 2212 01:59:00,795 --> 01:59:02,837 - What have you done, Jass? - How can you do this to us? 2213 01:59:02,920 --> 01:59:05,003 - You cheated on both of us. - Yeah. 2214 01:59:05,554 --> 01:59:06,587 Wait a minute. 2215 01:59:06,795 --> 01:59:08,653 Baani, if you mind, still can I ask you something? 2216 01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:11,837 You told me to move on and I moved on. 2217 01:59:12,587 --> 01:59:14,128 I found Preet and I fell in love. 2218 01:59:14,253 --> 01:59:15,378 And I'm the cheater? 2219 01:59:15,503 --> 01:59:16,930 You could have told us the truth. 2220 01:59:17,010 --> 01:59:18,253 How could I have told you the truth? 2221 01:59:18,337 --> 01:59:20,795 The doctor said you have complications. I couldn't stress you out. 2222 01:59:20,878 --> 01:59:21,837 What choice did I have, Baani? 2223 01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:25,212 Why didn't you tell me you were already married? 2224 01:59:25,295 --> 01:59:26,776 And that she's pregnant. 2225 01:59:27,128 --> 01:59:28,378 You're a bloody cheater! 2226 01:59:28,462 --> 01:59:30,087 Because our marriage was over. 2227 01:59:30,170 --> 01:59:31,837 Ask her. She ended it. 2228 01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:33,712 And I tried to tell you, Preet. 2229 01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:36,212 But every time I tried, your brother showed up with his gun. 2230 01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:37,337 Betrayal... coffin... 2231 01:59:37,417 --> 01:59:38,587 - I didn't get the chance. - What is he saying? 2232 01:59:38,670 --> 01:59:40,462 - I didn't get the chance. - Jass, please. 2233 01:59:40,545 --> 01:59:41,503 Hey, idiot. 2234 01:59:41,587 --> 01:59:43,545 Mr. Randhawa, I admit I lied. 2235 01:59:43,628 --> 01:59:45,128 I brought a fake mother. 2236 01:59:45,212 --> 01:59:47,212 But you started chasing that fake mother too. 2237 01:59:48,045 --> 01:59:50,170 You're not young anymore, but that's not stopping you. 2238 01:59:50,253 --> 01:59:54,035 And Shammo ji, the moment you got gold, you switched sides. 2239 01:59:54,212 --> 01:59:55,581 Gold digger with a figure! 2240 01:59:55,661 --> 01:59:58,587 Hey, Jass. I admit I like gold... 2241 01:59:59,253 --> 02:00:01,253 but I like the guy who gave it even more. 2242 02:00:02,503 --> 02:00:04,295 But Guggi has got the best choice. 2243 02:00:04,378 --> 02:00:06,045 Guggi, should I bust your balloons? 2244 02:00:06,253 --> 02:00:08,587 Mr. Randhawa, your house help Alice... 2245 02:00:08,670 --> 02:00:11,878 Alice and Guggi are... always at it. 2246 02:00:11,962 --> 02:00:13,212 - All night long. - Guggi. 2247 02:00:13,295 --> 02:00:15,087 - Sire, I was going to tell you. - What is he saying? 2248 02:00:15,170 --> 02:00:17,712 - No, no, please, sir. Please. - The gun again. 2249 02:00:17,795 --> 02:00:18,837 Please don't shoot him. 2250 02:00:19,087 --> 02:00:20,212 - No, shoot him... - I'm... 2251 02:00:20,587 --> 02:00:22,275 I am expecting his baby. 2252 02:00:22,587 --> 02:00:23,587 Why are you... 2253 02:00:23,670 --> 02:00:25,462 Great. One more. 2254 02:00:25,545 --> 02:00:27,878 Baby, no one will be here. I'll make you happy. 2255 02:00:27,962 --> 02:00:30,420 Look, here comes the 12th man of the losing team. 2256 02:00:30,503 --> 02:00:31,628 Dr. Gulati. 2257 02:00:31,712 --> 02:00:33,503 Enjoying your terrace break? 2258 02:00:33,587 --> 02:00:34,462 Godamba. 2259 02:00:34,545 --> 02:00:37,170 Godamba, his wife. We must tell her... 2260 02:00:38,045 --> 02:00:40,587 Forget it. He delivered both my kids. 2261 02:00:41,087 --> 02:00:43,518 Two? No, three. 2262 02:00:43,824 --> 02:00:46,253 I'm carrying your triplets, Dr. Gulati. 2263 02:00:46,337 --> 02:00:48,253 - What? - Well done, doctor. Well done. 2264 02:00:48,337 --> 02:00:50,170 - Did you hear that? - Three more. 2265 02:00:50,253 --> 02:00:51,378 Did you hear? 2266 02:00:51,462 --> 02:00:52,878 Moral of the story is - 2267 02:00:52,962 --> 02:00:57,337 when your own drawstrings are loose, don't tug at others clothes. 2268 02:00:58,670 --> 02:00:59,712 You guys are... 2269 02:01:02,628 --> 02:01:04,337 - Jass, no... - Don't come any closer. 2270 02:01:04,420 --> 02:01:06,007 Don't come any closer. I will jump. 2271 02:01:06,087 --> 02:01:08,253 - I will jump. - Jass, have you lost your mind? 2272 02:01:08,337 --> 02:01:09,795 Yes, you guys have driven my crazy. 2273 02:01:09,878 --> 02:01:11,462 I don't want any sympathy or any apology. 2274 02:01:11,545 --> 02:01:14,337 - I am going. - Don't behave like a kid, Jass. 2275 02:01:14,420 --> 02:01:16,670 Jass, think about the kids. 2276 02:01:17,045 --> 02:01:19,545 - I have only one regret. - What? 2277 02:01:19,920 --> 02:01:22,878 My children will never know their father's love. 2278 02:01:23,295 --> 02:01:26,780 - Hey! - Jass, stop! 2279 02:01:26,860 --> 02:01:28,628 Don't just stand there. Do something. 2280 02:01:28,712 --> 02:01:30,882 - I'm jumping. I'm jumping. - Jass... 2281 02:01:30,962 --> 02:01:33,045 Oh, my God. Please, Jass. 2282 02:01:33,128 --> 02:01:35,378 - Here I go. - Jass, Jass... 2283 02:01:35,462 --> 02:01:37,378 - What do we do? - Preet, he's your boyfriend. 2284 02:01:37,462 --> 02:01:38,212 I'm falling. 2285 02:01:38,295 --> 02:01:40,795 - He's your husband. Say something. - Stop. 2286 02:01:40,878 --> 02:01:42,170 God, I'm coming. 2287 02:01:42,587 --> 02:01:44,753 Preet, Jass is a good guy. 2288 02:01:44,837 --> 02:01:48,795 I know, that's why I loved him and had his baby, but he's also a liar. 2289 02:01:48,878 --> 02:01:51,253 I know he's a liar, but his heart's in the right place. 2290 02:01:51,337 --> 02:01:53,795 Don't stop me, guys. I will jump. 2291 02:01:53,878 --> 02:01:57,087 What do you think, sire? Is brother-in-law going to jump or fall? 2292 02:01:57,378 --> 02:01:59,128 I can jump any minute. Any minute now. 2293 02:01:59,212 --> 02:02:01,253 Save him, Gulati. He will fall down. 2294 02:02:01,337 --> 02:02:04,007 He's already fallen pretty low, can't go any lower. 2295 02:02:04,087 --> 02:02:05,253 Selfie, come here. 2296 02:02:05,337 --> 02:02:08,337 Preet, just listen to me. He's not a bad guy. 2297 02:02:08,420 --> 02:02:10,128 What are Baani and Preet discussing about me? 2298 02:02:10,212 --> 02:02:13,045 I think they are fighting over you. 2299 02:02:13,378 --> 02:02:15,970 Both of them? Over me? 2300 02:02:16,212 --> 02:02:17,587 - Yes, both. - I'm falling. 2301 02:02:17,670 --> 02:02:18,575 I have an idea. 2302 02:02:18,655 --> 02:02:20,712 You're already married to him. You keep him. 2303 02:02:20,795 --> 02:02:22,920 He's my past. You keep him. 2304 02:02:23,003 --> 02:02:25,712 I'll move on. Don't worry. You keep him. 2305 02:02:25,795 --> 02:02:28,545 - Jass belongs to you. - No, no, you are very nice. 2306 02:02:28,628 --> 02:02:31,420 Forgive him. Husbands are like Gods. Keep him. 2307 02:02:31,503 --> 02:02:32,882 - You keep him! - I said, you keep him! 2308 02:02:32,962 --> 02:02:34,420 - No, please keep him. - Jass is yours. 2309 02:02:34,503 --> 02:02:35,545 You keep him. Keep him. 2310 02:02:35,628 --> 02:02:38,462 - Jass. - Yes. Did you call me? 2311 02:02:38,545 --> 02:02:40,628 They've made a decision. 2312 02:02:40,712 --> 02:02:41,587 What? 2313 02:02:44,920 --> 02:02:46,559 - We both... - You two? 2314 02:02:47,212 --> 02:02:49,628 - Don't want to live with you. - Don't want to live with you. 2315 02:02:50,045 --> 02:02:53,795 But I've done so much for you two. 2316 02:02:53,878 --> 02:02:54,947 How can you two leave me? 2317 02:02:55,027 --> 02:02:57,670 One of you can come with me. I deserve one at least. 2318 02:02:57,753 --> 02:02:59,420 You two are cheaters. I am being cheated. 2319 02:02:59,503 --> 02:03:01,877 I told you, the decision has been made! 2320 02:03:14,128 --> 02:03:16,128 Jass. Jass. 2321 02:03:46,628 --> 02:03:47,878 God's plan. 2322 02:04:02,462 --> 02:04:06,878 I've been to London, Paris... even Japan. 2323 02:04:06,962 --> 02:04:12,462 But this my India, I love my India. 2324 02:04:12,545 --> 02:04:13,915 Two black coffees, girl. 2325 02:04:14,055 --> 02:04:15,257 To hell with your black coffee. 2326 02:04:15,337 --> 02:04:16,420 - Get me a beer. - Okay. 2327 02:04:16,503 --> 02:04:18,253 Go ahead and drink it. 2328 02:04:19,337 --> 02:04:21,795 By the way, Jass. Your life's such a mess. 2329 02:04:22,337 --> 02:04:23,212 They both left you. 2330 02:04:24,066 --> 02:04:27,920 So sorry to hear that, sir. They both left you? 2331 02:04:28,003 --> 02:04:29,753 Yes, so what if they left me? Will you fill in for them? 2332 02:04:29,837 --> 02:04:31,295 Will you take care of my two kids? 2333 02:04:31,378 --> 02:04:33,378 Control, sir. I have a boyfriend. 2334 02:04:33,545 --> 02:04:36,045 Jass. Relax. 2335 02:04:37,128 --> 02:04:38,170 Have faith in God. 2336 02:04:38,545 --> 02:04:39,295 He will do what's best. 2337 02:04:39,587 --> 02:04:40,420 Forget it. 2338 02:04:40,712 --> 02:04:42,420 If you mind still, can I ask you something? 2339 02:04:42,628 --> 02:04:44,503 "When you're young..." 2340 02:04:44,676 --> 02:04:46,295 Who is using my line on me? 2341 02:04:54,378 --> 02:04:59,003 What's up... 10th grade backbencher Jasswinder Ahuja? 2342 02:05:04,628 --> 02:05:05,712 Don't remember? 2343 02:05:08,003 --> 02:05:09,045 Mr. Shukla. 2344 02:05:11,503 --> 02:05:13,699 Mr. Godbole. 2345 02:05:16,469 --> 02:05:17,420 Mr. Mishra. 2346 02:05:17,503 --> 02:05:20,007 And always keep your eye on Disha while running. 2347 02:05:20,087 --> 02:05:21,962 - Understood? - Hi, Disha. 2348 02:05:22,753 --> 02:05:23,711 Wrong. 2349 02:05:24,295 --> 02:05:25,378 Come on. 2350 02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:28,003 - Disha? - Finally. 2351 02:05:29,378 --> 02:05:30,712 - Hi. - Hi. 2352 02:05:33,795 --> 02:05:36,170 I can't believe we're meeting after all these years. 2353 02:05:36,253 --> 02:05:37,253 God's plan. 2354 02:05:37,337 --> 02:05:39,712 - I missed you, man. - Me too. 2355 02:05:40,628 --> 02:05:41,720 Third? 2356 02:05:42,332 --> 02:05:43,087 First. 2357 02:05:43,587 --> 02:05:45,337 One second. Vishal. 2358 02:05:45,420 --> 02:05:46,462 Who is he? 2359 02:05:47,587 --> 02:05:48,503 - That's Vishal. - He's so tall. 2360 02:05:48,587 --> 02:05:50,048 Vishal, meet Jass. 2361 02:05:50,128 --> 02:05:51,087 - Hey, man. - My childhood friend. 2362 02:05:51,170 --> 02:05:52,212 Hi, man. 2363 02:05:53,712 --> 02:05:56,878 You were asking, who will be best man at our wedding? 2364 02:05:56,962 --> 02:05:58,462 - Yeah. - Wedding? 2365 02:05:58,545 --> 02:06:00,337 Who better than him? 2366 02:06:00,670 --> 02:06:02,545 He's my best friend from school. 2367 02:06:02,628 --> 02:06:03,503 Yeah... 2368 02:06:03,795 --> 02:06:06,837 Why only best man? You can handle all the wedding rituals. 2369 02:06:06,920 --> 02:06:07,673 - Rituals? - Yeah. 2370 02:06:07,753 --> 02:06:08,962 Can you sing? 2371 02:06:09,462 --> 02:06:11,587 Not just sing, he will dance as well. 2372 02:06:11,670 --> 02:06:12,837 - He's a terrific dancer. - Yeah? 2373 02:06:12,920 --> 02:06:13,878 - Yeah. - Perfect. 2374 02:06:15,003 --> 02:06:16,128 That's amazing. 2375 02:06:16,337 --> 02:06:17,128 You'll do it, right? 2376 02:06:17,837 --> 02:06:19,497 Yeah... 2377 02:06:21,545 --> 02:06:23,045 Sorry. Mistake. 2378 02:06:25,503 --> 02:06:27,045 Okay, I'm going to send you the invite, okay. 2379 02:06:27,294 --> 02:06:28,253 Yeah, don't be late. 2380 02:06:28,337 --> 02:06:30,007 Not at all, I'll personally escort him there. 2381 02:06:30,087 --> 02:06:31,628 - That's amazing. - We won't be late. 2382 02:06:31,962 --> 02:06:33,628 - See you, guys. - So nice to see you. 2383 02:06:33,712 --> 02:06:34,837 Nice... hair. 2384 02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:36,087 - Bye. - Bye. 2385 02:06:42,045 --> 02:06:44,462 Rascal... whenever happiness knocked on my door, 2386 02:06:44,545 --> 02:06:45,920 - you always brought bad luck. - What did I do? 2387 02:06:46,003 --> 02:06:48,795 - I can't find a single girl. - You just got dumped by two. 2388 02:06:49,712 --> 02:06:51,087 - Why you-- - You won't find any girl... 2389 02:06:51,670 --> 02:06:54,579 Calm down. Calm down. 2390 02:06:57,545 --> 02:06:58,837 Look at your face. 2391 02:06:58,920 --> 02:07:01,410 I was joking. It was just a prank. 2392 02:07:03,295 --> 02:07:04,420 And that tall guy Vishal? 2393 02:07:04,503 --> 02:07:05,920 Vishal is just a friend. 2394 02:07:06,003 --> 02:07:07,328 In fact, he's like a brother to me. 2395 02:07:07,670 --> 02:07:09,670 Brother? I like brothers. 2396 02:07:09,962 --> 02:07:12,626 - I got you, right? - You got me. 2397 02:07:14,003 --> 02:07:16,378 - So... - So? 2398 02:07:17,878 --> 02:07:19,375 Are you... 2399 02:07:20,827 --> 02:07:21,788 single? 2400 02:07:23,170 --> 02:07:25,679 Yeah, I am... single. 2401 02:07:27,628 --> 02:07:28,547 And you? 2402 02:07:30,212 --> 02:07:31,317 Fully single. 2403 02:07:32,253 --> 02:07:34,170 - That's great. - I know that is. 2404 02:07:34,462 --> 02:07:37,100 - So, then... - I think we... 2405 02:07:38,097 --> 02:07:41,163 Tell her that you have two-- 2406 02:07:41,587 --> 02:07:42,753 Two? 2407 02:07:43,087 --> 02:07:44,587 Let's go there for two minutes. 2408 02:07:46,686 --> 02:07:48,055 - Sure. - There. 2409 02:07:51,378 --> 02:07:53,238 - You first. - Thanks. 2410 02:07:53,381 --> 02:07:58,551 "When you're young, love happens." 2411 02:07:58,962 --> 02:08:02,573 At least tell her that you have two kids in London! 2412 02:08:17,712 --> 02:08:20,170 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2413 02:08:20,253 --> 02:08:22,212 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2414 02:08:22,378 --> 02:08:25,087 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2415 02:08:25,170 --> 02:08:27,003 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2416 02:08:27,087 --> 02:08:29,337 "Billo, there's no one like you on this earth," 2417 02:08:29,420 --> 02:08:31,962 "Truly, in the whole world there's no match for your beauty." 2418 02:08:32,045 --> 02:08:34,337 "Oh beautiful one, the grace and sway that your body has," 2419 02:08:34,420 --> 02:08:37,170 "Honestly, there is no such bend on the map of earth." 2420 02:08:37,253 --> 02:08:39,712 "Slowly, gently sway your waist," 2421 02:08:39,795 --> 02:08:41,837 "Have a little mercy on the boys," 2422 02:08:42,212 --> 02:08:44,670 "Don't let your blue eyes create such havoc," 2423 02:08:44,753 --> 02:08:47,253 "Don't ignite us with your hotness." 2424 02:08:47,337 --> 02:08:49,837 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2425 02:08:49,920 --> 02:08:51,878 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2426 02:08:52,133 --> 02:08:54,795 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2427 02:08:54,878 --> 02:08:56,712 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.' 2428 02:08:57,337 --> 02:08:58,545 "As if made in Italy," 2429 02:08:58,628 --> 02:08:59,795 "Those eyes are like bullets" 2430 02:08:59,878 --> 02:09:02,212 "And fire shots at heart." 2431 02:09:02,295 --> 02:09:03,712 "You are like a glass statue." 2432 02:09:03,795 --> 02:09:04,878 "Seeing your beauty" 2433 02:09:04,962 --> 02:09:06,587 "Everyone is jealous." 2434 02:09:06,670 --> 02:09:09,045 "Yesterday you went to Patiala to buy a nose ring," 2435 02:09:09,128 --> 02:09:11,545 "How many lakhs did you spend on Gucci?" 2436 02:09:11,625 --> 02:09:13,965 "Top models may try to compete with you," 2437 02:09:14,045 --> 02:09:16,712 "But there is no match for you." 2438 02:09:16,878 --> 02:09:19,253 "Get a red dress stitched and will suit you well." 2439 02:09:19,337 --> 02:09:21,420 "Wear a Punjabi Jutti with a small bells" 2440 02:09:21,878 --> 02:09:24,503 "Give us orders openly." 2441 02:09:24,670 --> 02:09:26,545 "And let our hearts connect with each other." 2442 02:09:26,753 --> 02:09:29,420 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2443 02:09:29,545 --> 02:09:31,587 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2444 02:09:31,795 --> 02:09:34,378 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2445 02:09:34,462 --> 02:09:36,337 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2446 02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:48,420 "My eyes are rosy." 2447 02:09:48,503 --> 02:09:49,795 "They are intoxicating." 2448 02:09:49,878 --> 02:09:51,753 "I have made people yearn." 2449 02:09:51,837 --> 02:09:53,378 "My wrists are fair." 2450 02:09:53,462 --> 02:09:54,253 "I create havoc." 2451 02:09:54,337 --> 02:09:57,253 "My waist causes devastation. Oh, oh!" 2452 02:09:57,337 --> 02:09:59,670 "Someone calls me queen of flowers and some call me butterfly." 2453 02:09:59,753 --> 02:10:02,087 "Some say I am like lightning in the sky." 2454 02:10:02,170 --> 02:10:07,170 "Whosoever looks at my beauty calls me prettier than angels." 2455 02:10:07,587 --> 02:10:09,965 "Make such a dance step that goes viral." 2456 02:10:10,045 --> 02:10:12,170 "Get a song written by Gill Roy." 2457 02:10:12,462 --> 02:10:15,048 "Dance with heels to the tune." 2458 02:10:15,128 --> 02:10:17,003 "Don't feel shy standing far." 2459 02:10:17,503 --> 02:10:20,170 "When you apply kohl in your eyes," 2460 02:10:20,253 --> 02:10:22,045 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2461 02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:25,128 "Like a peacock, wherever you walk," 2462 02:10:25,212 --> 02:10:27,045 "Boys look at you and say 'wow.'" 2463 02:10:37,656 --> 02:10:38,519 "Wow!"