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No one told you life was gonna be this
way.

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Your job's a joke, you're broke, your
love's out the old way.

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It's like you're always stuck in second
gear.

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When it happens in your day, it'll be
your month, it'll be your year. But I'll

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be there for you.

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When the rain starts to pour, I'll be
there for you.

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There's nothing to tell.

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It's just some guy I work with.

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Come on.

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You're going out with the guy. There's
got to be something wrong with him.

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So does he have a hump, a hump and a
hairpiece?

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Wait, does he eat chalk?

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Just because I don't want her to go
through what I went through with Carl.

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Okay, everybody relax.

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This is not even a date. It's just two
people going out to dinner and not

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having sex.

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Sounds like a date to me.

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All right, so I'm back in high school.
I'm standing in the middle of the

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cafeteria, and I realize I am totally
naked.

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Then I look down, and I realize there is
a phone there.

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Instead of... That's right.

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All of a sudden, the phone starts to
ring.

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And it turns out it's my mother.

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Which is very, very weird because she
never calls me.

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Hi.

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This guy says hello. I want to kill
myself.

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You okay, sweetie? I just feel like
someone reached down my throat, grabbed

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my small intestine, pulled it out of my
mouth, and hide it around my neck.

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Cookie?

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Carol moved her stuff out today.

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Let me get you some coffee.

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Thanks.

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Ew.

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No, no, no, don't. Stop cleansing my
aura.

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Don't just leave my aura alone, okay?

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I'll be fine. All right? Really,
everyone, I hope she'll be very happy.

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No, you don't. No, I don't. To hell with
her. She left me.

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And you never knew she was a lesbian.

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No, okay?

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Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

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She didn't know. How should I know?

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Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

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Did I say that out loud?

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All right, Ross, look.

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You're feeling a lot of pain right now.

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You're angry.

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You're hurting.

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Can I tell you what the answer is?

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Strip joints.

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Come on, you're single. Have some
hormones.

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See, but I don't want to be single,
okay? I just want to be married again.

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I just want a million dollars.

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Rachel? Oh, God, Monica, hi.

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Thank God.

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I just went to your building and you
weren't there, and then this guy with a

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big hammer said that you might be here,
and you are, you are.

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Can I get you some coffee?

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Decaf.

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Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another
Lincoln High survivor.

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This is everybody. This is Chandler and
Phoebe and Joey, and you remember my

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brother Ross?

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Sure. Hey.

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So you want to tell us now, or are we
waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

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Oh, God.

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Well, it started about a half hour
before the wedding.

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I was in this room where we were keeping
all the presents, and I was looking at

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this gravy boat, this really gorgeous
Limoges gravy boat.

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When all of a sudden, sweet and low, I
realized... I realized that I was more

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turned on by this gravy boat than by
Barry.

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And then I got really freaked out.

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looks like Mr. Potato Head.

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You know, I mean, I always knew he
looked familiar, but... Anyway,

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I just had to get out of there, and I
started wondering, why am I doing this,

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and who am I doing this for?

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So anyway, I just didn't know where to
go, and I know that you and I have kind

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of drifted apart, but you're the only
person I knew who lived here in the

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city. Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

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Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't
be an issue.

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I'm guessing that he bought her a big
pipe organ and she's really not happy

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about it.

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Daddy, I just... I can't marry him. I'm
sorry.

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I just don't love him.

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Well, it matters to me.

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Oh, she should not be wearing those
pants.

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I say push her down the stairs.

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Push her down the stairs.

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We'd have trouble.

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Look, Daddy, it's my life.

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Well, maybe I'll just stay here with
Monica.

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Well, I guess we've established she's
staying here with Monica.

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Well, maybe that's my decision.

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Well, maybe I don't need your money.

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That's it.

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Just try to think of nice, calm things.

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I'm all better now.

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I helped.

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Okay, look, this is probably for the
best, you know?

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Independent. Taking control of your
life.

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And hey, You need anything, you can
always come to Joey.

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Me and Chandler live right across the
hall.

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And he's away a lot.

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Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her
wedding day.

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What? Like there's a rule or something?

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Please don't do that again. It's a
horrible sound.

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Uh, it's, uh, it's Paul.

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Let him in. Who's Paul?

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Paul the wine guy? Paul?

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minute you're not a real date tonight is
with paul the wine guy he finally asked

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you out yes oh this is a dear diary
moment wait wait i i can cancel please

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no go i'll be fine i roth are you okay i
mean do you want me to stay that'd be

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good

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Everybody? Everybody listen to Paul.

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Hey, Paul.

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I'm sorry I didn't catch your name.
Paul, was it?

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Two seconds.

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Oh, I just pulled out four eyelashes.

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That can't be good.

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So, Rachel, what are you up to tonight?

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Well, I was kind of supposed to be
headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so

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nothing.

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Right, you're not even getting your
honeymoon.

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No, no, although, Aruba, this time of
year, talk about your big

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lizards.

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Anyway, if you don't feel like being
alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are

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coming over to help me put together my
new furniture.

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Yes, and we're very excited about it.

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Well, actually, thanks, but I think I'm
just going to hang out here tonight.

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It's been a long day. Oh, sure, okay,
sure.

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Hey, Pheebs, you want to help?

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Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing
to the

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side things using a bunch of these
little worm guys.

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I have no brackety thing. I see no worm
guys whatsoever.

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And I...

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Cannot feel my legs.

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What's this?

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I have no idea.

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Done with the bookcase.

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This was Carol's favorite beer.

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She always drank it out of the can. I
should have known.

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Ross,

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let me ask you a question. She got the
furniture.

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The stereo, the good TV.

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What did you get?

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You guys. Oh, God. You got screwed. Oh,
my God.

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Oh, my God.

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I know, I know. I'm such an idiot.

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I guess I should have caught on when she
started going to the dentist four and

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five times a week.

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I mean, how clean can teeth get?

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My brother's going through that right
now. He's such a mess. How did you get

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through it?

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Well, he might try accidentally breaking
something valuable of hers.

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Say her... Leg?

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That's one way of pointing to it.

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Me, I went for the watch.

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You actually broke her watch?

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Barry, I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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I know you probably think this is all
about what I said the other night about

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you making love with your socks on, but
it isn't. It isn't. It's about me.

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And I just...

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Hi,

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machine. Cut me off again.

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Anyway...

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scariest part is, what if there's only
one woman for everybody, you know? I

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mean, what if you get one woman and
that's it?

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Unfortunately, in my case, there was
only one woman for her.

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What are you talking about? One woman?

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That's like saying there's only one
flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell

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you something, Ross.

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There's lots of flavors out there.
There's Rocky Road and Cookie Dough and

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Bing! Cherry vanilla.

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You can get them with jimmies or nuts.

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Or whipped cream.

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This is the best thing that ever
happened to you.

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You got married. You were like, what,
eight?

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Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.

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I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or
horny.

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Stay out of my freezer.

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Ever since she walked out on me, I...

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What?

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What, what? You want to spell it out
with noodles?

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No, it's more of a fifth date kind of
revelation.

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Oh, so there's going to be a fifth date?

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Isn't there?

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Yeah, yeah, I think there is.

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What were you going to say?

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Well, ever since she left me...

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I haven't been able to perform sexually.

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Oh, God. Oh, God. I am so sorry.

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I know being spit on is probably not
what you need right now.

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How long?

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Two years.

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Wow.

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I'm glad you smashed your watch.

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So you still think you...

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I want that fist date.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I do.

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I, Joanie, take you, Charles, as my
lawful husband.

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Do you take Joanie as your husband?

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See?

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But Joanie loves Joachim.

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That's the difference.

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Grab a spoon.

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Do you know how long it's been since
I've grabbed a spoon?

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Do the words, Billy, don't be a hero,
mean anything to you?

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You know, here's the thing.

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Even if I could get it together, to ask
a woman out, who am I going to ask?

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I've had coffee before in my entire
life.

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That is amazing.

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Congratulations. Why are you on a roll
if you feel like you've got to make,

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like, a Western omelet or something?

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Although, actually, I'm really not that
hungry this morning.

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Morning. Morning.

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Morning.

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Morning, Paul.

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Really great time last night.

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

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We'll talk later.

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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That wasn't a real date.

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What the hell do you do on a real date?

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Shut up and put my table back.

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Okay.

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All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If
I don't input those numbers, it doesn't

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make much of a difference.

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So, like, you guys all have jobs?

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Yeah, we all have jobs.

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See, that's how we buy stuff.

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Yeah, I'm an actor.

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Wow. But I've seen you in anything?

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Oh, I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

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We won's production of Pinocchio. Look,
Geppetto, I'm a real live boy.

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I will not take this abuse.

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You're right, I'm sorry.

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Once I was a wooden boy... So

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how are you doing today?

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Did you sleep okay?

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Did you talk to Barry?

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I can't stop smiling.

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I can see that. You look like you slept
with a hanger in your mouth.

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Just so... You remember you and Tony
DeMarco? Oh, yeah.

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Well, it's like that, with feelings.

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Oh, wow.

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Are you in trouble?

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Okay, okay.

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I am just going to get up, go to work,
and not think about him all day.

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Or else I'm just going to get up and go
to work.

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Oh, it wish me luck.

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What for?

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I'm going to go get one of those job
things.

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Paul? Paul the wine guy?

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Oh, yeah, I know Paul.

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You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul.

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You know, before me, there was no
snapping this turtle for two years.

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Of course it was a line.

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Why? Why would anybody do something like
that?

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I assume we're looking for an answer
more sophisticated than...

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To get you into bed.

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Is it me?

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Is it like I have some sort of beacon
that only dogs and men with severe

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emotional problems can hear?

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All right, come here. Give me your feet.

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I just thought he was nice, you know?

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I can't believe you didn't know it was a
lie.

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You got a job?

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Are you kidding?

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I'm trained for nothing.

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I was laughed at 12 interviews today.

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And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

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Well, you would be too if you found Joan
and David Boots on sale, 50% off.

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Oh, how well you know me.

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They're my new, I don't need a job, I
don't need my parents, I've got great

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boots boots.

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How'd you pay for them?

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A credit card.

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And who pays for that?

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Um, my father.

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Come on, you can't live off your parents
your whole life.

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I know that.

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That's why I was getting married.

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Give her a break. It's hard being on
your own for the first time.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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I remember when I first came to this
city. I was 14.

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My mom had just killed herself and my
stepdad was back in prison.

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And I got here and I didn't know
anybody.

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And I ended up living with this albino
guy who was like cleaning windshields

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outside Port Authority.

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And then he killed himself.

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And then I found aromatherapy. So
believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

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The word you're looking for is...
Anyway...

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You ready? I don't think so. Oh,

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come on.

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Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

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crash on the couch no no i gotta go home
sometime you'll be okay yeah hey

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ron what can i just found on the floor
what

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that's paul's watch you just put it back
where you found it

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oh boy all right good night everybody

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, no, no, go, go, go. I don't want it.
Split it?

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Okay. Okay.

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You know, you probably didn't know this,
but back in high school, I had a major

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crush on you.

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I knew.

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You did?

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Oh.

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I always figured you just thought I was
Monica's geeky older brother.

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I did.

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Oh.

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Listen, do you think... And try not to
let my intense vulnerability become any

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kind of a factor here.

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But do you think it would be okay if I
asked you out sometime, maybe?

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Yeah.

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Maybe.

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Okay.

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Okay, maybe I will.

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Good night.

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See you.

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Hey,

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what's with you?

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I just grabbed a spoon.

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I can't believe what I'm hearing here. I
can't believe what I'm hearing here.

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What? I said you had an acid.

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Would you stop?

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Oh, was I doing it again? Yes.

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Would anybody like more coffee?

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Did you make it or are you just serving
it?

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I'm just serving it. Yeah, I'll have a
cup of coffee.

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Kids, new dream.

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I'm in Las Vegas.

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I'm Liza Minnelli.