1 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,538 Previously, on The West Wing: 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:06,774 Your father used to hit you 3 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:07,941 didn't he, Mr. President? 4 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:11,745 Your father used to hit you, sir? 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:12,746 Yeah. 6 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:13,847 Not like a spanking? 7 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:14,782 He hit me. Why? 8 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:15,883 He punched you. 9 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,585 It was a complicated relationship. 10 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,320 It was because you were smarter than he was. 11 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,022 You have stepped way over the line. 12 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,443 Stanley. 13 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:43,344 Josh. 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:44,845 Your flight was all right? 15 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:45,913 It was fine. How are you? 16 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,815 Me? Yeah. 17 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:48,916 I'm fine. 18 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:50,618 These are your things? Yeah. 19 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:52,620 I'm going to put them back in my office. 20 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:53,787 Should I go with you? 21 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,756 No, I'll be right back. 22 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,863 They'll be all right back there. 23 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:04,232 Where should we go? 24 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,699 You ever seen the White House? 25 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,969 Just the little I saw when we talked last year. 26 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:10,771 Follow me. 27 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,175 This is the communications bullpen 28 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,377 where Toby Ziegler and Sam Seaborn work. 29 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:17,978 The rest of the communications 30 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,680 and speech-writing staff works 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,616 across the alley in the Old Executive Office Building. 32 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,185 And here comes the actual Sam Seaborn. 33 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,686 What's going on? 34 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,988 Leo's reading it, and we're going to send it out 35 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:30,991 in about ten or 15 minutes, so Toby's been banging around. 36 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,326 What are you doing? 37 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,394 Banging around. 38 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,596 This is Dr. Keyworth. 39 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,397 Sam Seaborn. 40 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,398 Nice to meet you. 41 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:38,832 Did you have a good flight? 42 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:39,867 Yes. 43 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,934 Anybody you know on the plane? 44 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,935 No. 45 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,936 Okay. 46 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,004 I'll see you. 47 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,140 Yeah. 48 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,509 Uh... that's Leo's office. 49 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,844 It has a private entrance to the Oval Office, but... 50 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,146 we'll go in here. 51 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:53,947 The driver asked me the same question. 52 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,283 What? 53 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,484 Did I know anybody on the plane. 54 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,785 Yeah, he wanted to know 55 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,853 if you had talked to anybody on the way here. 56 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,789 I didn't. I know. 57 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,492 This is the Oval Office. 58 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,098 That's the Resolute Desk. 59 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:13,501 It was build from timbers of the H.M.S. Resolute 60 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,703 and given to Rutherford Hayes by Queen Victoria 61 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,805 to thank the U.S. for finding the abandoned ship. 62 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,673 We're going to go over to the residence 63 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,142 but I'm going to take you out through the portico. 64 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,511 Josh? Yeah? 65 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,614 Wouldn't you like to sit someplace and talk? 66 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:27,915 Yeah. 67 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,350 Why the tour? 68 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,851 You don't think this is interesting? 69 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,520 I think it's fascinating... 70 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,255 If somebody sees us, I'd like them 71 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,923 to see me giving you a tour. 72 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,967 Who built the White House? 73 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:50,638 It was designed by an Irish architect named James Hoban 74 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,207 who won the job in an open competition. 75 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,443 And it was built largely by slaves. 76 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:58,812 They just found the pay receipts a few years ago. 77 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,448 The slaves were paid? 78 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,450 Their owners. 79 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,685 Right through here. 80 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,186 It wasn't until Buchanan was visited 81 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,655 by Edward, Prince of Wales 82 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,923 that he decided there wasn't enough room for guests 83 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,292 but it took another 40 years 84 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,661 to move all the office space out of the residence. 85 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,829 You're really seeing something, Stanley. 86 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:18,866 Tours don't go up into the second floor of the mansion. 87 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,701 You're sure it's okay? 88 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,536 Yeah. We're going to go in here now. 89 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,373 This is the President's private study. 90 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,674 His private study? 91 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,708 Yeah. 92 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,546 Okay. Should we close the door? 93 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,548 No, that's all right. 94 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,251 So, tell me how you've been feeling. 95 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,220 Good. 96 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,222 Stanley. 97 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,357 Hey, Leo. 98 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,092 You getting a tour of the place? 99 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,427 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,961 You show him the North Portico? 101 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,196 Leo likes to show people 102 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:50,898 the soot stains on the North Portico. 103 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,200 From when the British torched the place. 104 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,468 They haven't repainted? 105 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,404 Not that. You know, when Dolly Madison heard 106 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,572 the cannon fire, she evacuated the building 107 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,173 but she already had the table set 108 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,175 for a 40-person dinner party. 109 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,813 So the British soldiers ate and then set the building on fire. 110 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,882 So... the food didn't go to waste. 111 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:09,950 That's right. 112 00:04:12,886 --> 00:04:13,987 How was your flight? 113 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,956 It was fine. 114 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,825 Did you know anyone on the plane? 115 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,231 You... didn't bring me here to talk to Josh, did you? 116 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,499 No. 117 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:29,069 Who did you bring me here to talk to? 118 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,871 PRESIDENT: Dr. Keyworth. 119 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,873 Did you know anyone on the plane? 120 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,391 No. No, sir. 121 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:25,325 I didn't know anyone on the plane. 122 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,029 We'll leave you alone. 123 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:32,400 The speech is going out? 124 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,001 In a few minutes. Okay. 125 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,177 I'm Jed Bartlet. 126 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,213 Stanley Keyworth. 127 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,881 I guess we knew that. 128 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,916 Yes, sir. 129 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,818 I've been having trouble sleeping. 130 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,085 I'm sorry? 131 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,588 You understand that this is an election here, right? 132 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,823 I mean, by itself, who cares? 133 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,958 The President's having trouble sleeping 134 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:58,826 he talks to a doctor 135 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,728 but with the MS and the hearings 136 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,229 and you're a psychiatrist... 137 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,931 Yeah. 138 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,099 Okay. 139 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,737 I'm not an expert in sleep disorders. 140 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:10,571 Yeah. 141 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,005 I'm a trauma specialist. 142 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:12,973 Yeah, we know you. 143 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,908 You helped Josh out last year. 144 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,845 Josh was shot. 145 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,346 Me, too. 146 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,681 Is that why you can't sleep? 147 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,315 How would I know? 148 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,817 That's a fair point. 149 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,453 Thank you. 150 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,857 Well, Mr. President, um... 151 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,496 Tell me about the nature of your sleeping problem. 152 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,664 I can't sleep. 153 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,365 What happens when you try to sleep? 154 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:39,600 I stay awake. 155 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,101 How long has it been? 156 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,470 Four nights. 157 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,904 You haven't slept in four nights? 158 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:44,872 Right. 159 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,006 That must be hard. 160 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,407 Yeah. 161 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,242 Have you tried taking a sleeping pill? 162 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,410 The third night. 163 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,445 It didn't work? 164 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,880 Not till the next morning 165 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,048 in the middle of a national security briefing. 166 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,818 Hmm. Well, that's no good. 167 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,287 Stanley, I think you're underselling yourself 168 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:03,223 when you say you're not an expert in sleep disorders 169 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,359 'cause you have been right straight on the money so far. 170 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,996 How many of those do you smoke a day? 171 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,430 Not many. 172 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,565 'Cause nicotine will 173 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,000 keep you up at night. 174 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,667 Never has before. 175 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,302 It could be now. 176 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,971 You think if I put this out, I'm going to fall asleep? 177 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,040 No. 178 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,274 Then let's move on. 179 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,710 All right, um... 180 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,312 let's rule out some things. 181 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:26,547 Physical factors. 182 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,048 Do you have arthritis? 183 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,049 No. 184 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,083 Heartburn? 185 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,318 No. 186 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,753 Irregular breathing 187 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,956 or periodic muscle contractions? 188 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:36,924 No. 189 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:37,758 All right. 190 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:38,926 Lifestyle factors. 191 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,694 I'm sorry, before we get 192 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,396 to lifestyle factors, I'm just going to turn this on. 193 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:46,033 It's a closed-circuit thing. I'm at the U.N. on Monday. 194 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,935 REPORTER: And when will Air Force One be leaving? 195 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,302 Leaving Andrews at 8:00 a.m. 196 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,739 for the 9:30 address to the General Assembly. 197 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,973 REPORTER 2: And when do we see copies? 198 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,775 When we're done writing it. 199 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,043 I'm sorry? When do we see copies? 200 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,110 Sunday night. 201 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,812 Has the State Department reviewed it? 202 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,681 I imagine we'll be getting their reviews any minute. 203 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:01,882 REPORTER 3: Anyone else? Key members 204 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,350 of House and Senate Foreign Relations. 205 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,385 And we see it Sunday night? You see it Sunday night. 206 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,588 That's it, everybody. That's a full lid. 207 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,190 Have a good weekend. ALL: Thank you, C.J. 208 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,459 C.J.? 209 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,794 Hey, what are you doing here? 210 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,428 Listen, I'm missing a reporter. 211 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,598 Who? Bill Price. 212 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,999 Isn't Billy in the Congo? 213 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:19,967 Yeah. 214 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,770 Come back here. 215 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,140 He files stories by satellite phone 216 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,009 to the New York Bureau at a predetermined time. 217 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,443 He's missed two deadlines in a row. 218 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,311 Does he miss deadlines? 219 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,179 Not one in seven years. 220 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,847 What does State say? 221 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,948 It's Friday night and I'm having trouble finding people. 222 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,183 What about the other end? 223 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,785 I've talked to the embassy in Kinshasa. 224 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,119 They're getting into it, but this is the Congo. 225 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,320 What do you think has happened? 226 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,889 I think he left the capital. 227 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,423 Without written permission from the Ministry? 228 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:44,658 How would he know he needed that? 229 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:45,859 By reading State background notes. 230 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,895 Does that sound like Billy? 231 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,662 No. 232 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,097 C.J., the first 15 minutes 233 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,332 they're the most critical in a war zone abduction. 234 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,002 I know. If we could get him delivered to someone higher up... 235 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,503 Well, I'm going to talk to Leo. 236 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,771 I know Billy's been a pain in the ass 237 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,906 to you guys for three years 238 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,373 but he's got a wife and two kids 239 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,875 so if you could see your way clear to forgetting about... 240 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,010 I don't care that he's been... 241 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,511 Look, I'm going to get into this 242 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,746 but, if he's missed two deadlines 243 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,480 then his 15 minutes was yesterday. 244 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,816 I know. 245 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,283 I'd call his wife. 246 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,318 Yeah. 247 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,600 Toby? 248 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,135 Yeah? The pacing. 249 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,170 Yeah. 250 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,306 ( sighs ) 251 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,248 Okay, now the standing still is bothering me a little bit. 252 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,724 This is the fifth time you're reading it. 253 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,859 Are there words in there 254 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,895 you don't understand? 255 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,065 Of course there wouldn't be, 'cause you can't rise 256 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,167 to a position like yours without... 257 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,468 ( sighs ) 258 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:04,271 Look, this is exactly what we said we wanted it to be. 259 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,873 We said we were tired of reading about 260 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,975 the President's scattershot foreign policy. 261 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,977 We said-- you want to filet me for this, fine-- 262 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,345 we said when we go to the U.N., we were going to-- 263 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,981 I think it's great. 264 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,016 We said we were going to... Yeah? 265 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,150 I do. 266 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,652 You know your wife's going to have 267 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,087 something to say about it, though. 268 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,088 My ex-wife. Yeah. 269 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,455 Why do you call her my wife? 270 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,523 It bothers you. 271 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,525 Everything bothers me. Yeah. 272 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,894 But you pick that? Yeah. 273 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:35,202 Toby, the night of the Iowa Caucus, when you got back 274 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:38,105 did you and the President have a conversation that night? 275 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,107 Yeah. 276 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:42,542 I... 277 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,344 When he got back, for a minute. 278 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,979 What did you talk about? 279 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,748 Nothing. 280 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,217 He seemed kind of upset about it. 281 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,084 It didn't go well. 282 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,020 What was it? It was personal. 283 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,254 It was personal? 284 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,723 Yeah. 285 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,726 Well, that always works well with him. 286 00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:00,193 What has he said about the speech? 287 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,998 He thinks it's great. He hasn't said anything to you? 288 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,735 We haven't talked in a little while. 289 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,337 Toby, what the hell went on in there? 290 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,005 Don't worry about it. 291 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,907 Okay. 292 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,809 I'm going to read this again. 293 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,078 Sure. 'Cause it's that sixth time. 294 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,279 Yeah. 295 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,048 Hey. Did you read it? 296 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,615 It's great. Thank you. 297 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,552 Someone's going to get an ass-kicking from the missus. 298 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,254 Listen-- 299 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,657 It's what we asked for, you know. 300 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,325 We're going to have to get ready for it. 301 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:35,462 Yeah. Something else has come up, though. 302 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,629 What? 303 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,265 Leonard Wallace just came to see me. 304 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,067 Billy Price is on assignment in the Congo 305 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,301 and he's missed two deadlines. 306 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:44,104 He hasn't gotten anywhere with State. 307 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,505 The embassy in Kinshasa confirmed 308 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,741 that a Belgian TV crew shooting outside Goma 309 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:49,877 saw an American captured by MaiMai rebels. 310 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,244 Hasn't State had 311 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,413 a travel advisory out for, like ten years? 312 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,681 Twenty-four. 313 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,149 What the hell is he doing there? 314 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:59,352 Reporting a story no one is paying attention to. 315 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,424 Why don't we talk to the Congolese attaché? 316 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,159 He's on his way. Okay. 317 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,633 He liked it. 318 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,002 Yeah? 319 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,503 He liked it a lot. Mostly what I wrote. 320 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,105 Not so much what you wrote. 321 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,573 Yeah? So, how long you think before the old lady comes by 322 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,842 to give you a whooping? 323 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,944 Her office called already, didn't they? 324 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:24,945 You bet, baby. 325 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,379 ( sighs ) 326 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,216 You probably want to rethink calling me "baby," right? 327 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,683 ( chuckling ): Yeah. 328 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,819 Whoa, Nellie! 329 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,187 Hello. 330 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,656 Hayes, you could make a good dog break his leash. 331 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,058 I was at a social function. 332 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,993 Americans for the Preservation of Family Values 333 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,094 and White People? 334 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,062 The Federalist Society. 335 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,897 A hootenanny. I was paged. 336 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,332 I was told to come in. 337 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:49,069 Yes. 32-50 is a consolidated appropriations act 338 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,337 that we want to drop 339 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,239 in the U.N. speech for Monday morning. 340 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,274 I need you to review the final legislative language 341 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,509 so we can shop it around the Hill over the weekend. 342 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,744 What does it call for? 343 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,879 Uh, I don't know. Sam? 344 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,147 It authorizes payment 345 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,382 of $926 million in U.N. dues over three years 346 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,018 in exchange for a reduction in U.N. bureaucracy 347 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,019 as well as peacekeeping assessments 348 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,087 by the General Assembly. 349 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,388 And what are we concerned about? 350 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,423 Well, the language was drafted by Republicans. 351 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,993 We're inscrutable. I just want you to look for legal land mines. 352 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,261 Like what? I don't know. 353 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,996 A ban on German food, or a hidden amendment 354 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:16,997 saying how annoying the French are. 355 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,198 How about this? 356 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,833 We drop out of the U.N. entirely 357 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,734 and use the $926 million to take everybody 358 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,170 in the country out to brunch? 359 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,038 Why don't you write that suggestion in the margin? 360 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,240 I'll be in my office. 361 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,043 Whoa! I didn't even see that thing from the back. 362 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,482 KEYWORTH: Well, that takes care 363 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,184 of lifestyle factors. 364 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:40,420 What about... environmental factors? 365 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,654 Like what? 366 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,223 Too much light in the room. 367 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,024 Nah. 368 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,558 Extremes in room temperature. 369 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,426 No. 370 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,727 Noise. Noise? 371 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,729 You know, planes flying overhead, that kind of thing. 372 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,200 Planes aren't allowed to fly over the White House. 373 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,204 You haven't slept in four nights. 374 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,039 How much sleep do you usually get? 375 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,141 Four or five hours. 376 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:05,545 Well, we've been through physical factors 377 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,080 lifestyle factors 378 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,516 and environmental factors. 379 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,051 That leaves us with... 380 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,720 Psychological factors. 381 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,190 Yes, sir. 382 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,459 What were the odds? 383 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,429 Right. 384 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,701 DONNA: Just a few minutes actually. 385 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,970 What's going on? 386 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,304 Well, we're at the UN on Monday 387 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,839 giving a new foreign policy speech 388 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,407 that's going to stir some things up 389 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,009 but the thing is, it was a relatively 390 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,444 small circle of people 391 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,446 who were consulted on the speech 392 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,114 and that circle got wider tonight 393 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,649 so it'll be a weekend of bartering 394 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,618 and Josh is usually one of the point men on that so... 395 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,920 You need to get back to the office. 396 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,955 I have a few minutes. 397 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,456 How have you been? 398 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,557 Great. 399 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,658 You guys survived? 400 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,061 The dot.coms didn't run out of steam. 401 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,162 They didn't? 402 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,796 Just hype. I see. 403 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,664 Do you? 404 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,898 No. 405 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,833 It's easier to start up now. 406 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,369 Why? 407 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,738 There's less pressure to be a success overnight. 408 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,974 Which brings us to... 409 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,641 this. 410 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,077 "Capitolscoop.com." 411 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,945 It'll track legislation, profile people in power 412 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,515 shine a spotlight on special interests behind the scenes. 413 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,449 Gossip. 414 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,884 Not gossip. Hard substance. 415 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,219 Public policy. 416 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,288 That's why we need all the help we can get. 417 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,223 I doubt I can get Josh involved-- 418 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,324 it'd be a conflict. 419 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,792 No, I don't want Josh. 420 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:26,659 I want you. 421 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:27,527 I'm sorry? 422 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,962 I want you. 423 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,697 Well, I don't know where I'd find the time 424 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,664 for something like... 425 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,932 It's Friday at 11:00. 426 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,102 I'm basically on a lunch break right now. 427 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,303 You don't understand. 428 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,570 I'm talking about full time. 429 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,708 Issues Director for Capitolscoop.com. 430 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,814 Well, I... I'm... surprised 431 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,750 and I'm flattered, but I'm, you know 432 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,519 not at all qualified. 433 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,820 That's not true. 434 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,555 You've been Josh Lyman's traffic cop. 435 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,524 That's like an M.A. in power-brokering. 436 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,691 You know the Hill. 437 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,494 You know every corner of the White House. 438 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,363 You know every pressure point 439 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,065 ten miles from the Potomac. 440 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,134 Is this your operating budget? 441 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:11,038 It's your starting salary. 442 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,205 Ginger? 443 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,573 WOMAN: She's not here. 444 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,541 Is Bonnie here? 445 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,043 They went to get something to eat. 446 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,044 Have we met? 447 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,878 No. I'm Celia Walton. 448 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,180 Sam Seaborn. 449 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,848 You're one of the people who was sent over 450 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,083 for the week? Yeah. 451 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,051 We appreciate your helping out. 452 00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,186 I go where I'm told. 453 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,388 Do you mind if I say something to you? 454 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,489 No. 455 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,791 The way you talked to that woman before... 456 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,959 What woman? 457 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,261 I don't know her name. 458 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,695 The dog on a leash. 459 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,963 That was Ainsley Hayes. 460 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,598 She's an Associate Counsel. 461 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,168 Yeah. It was rude, it was inappropriate 462 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,902 and it was offensive. 463 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:43,936 What did I do? 464 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,138 You demeaned her. 465 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,439 No, we're friends. 466 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,475 It's a completely mature... 467 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,809 you know... 468 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:50,943 Also, she started it. 469 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,079 Whatever. 470 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,780 Well... 471 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,748 Okay. 472 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:00,920 I wasn't demeaning her. 473 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,189 I was complimenting her. 474 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,157 She's an Associate White House Counsel 475 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,526 and you're complimenting her on her sexuality? 476 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,695 She looked good in that dress I thought. 477 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,363 Okay. 478 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,966 Where is he? 479 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:14,967 Congresswoman. 480 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:15,968 Where is he, Sam? 481 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,237 Toby? Yes. 482 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,571 I do not know. Liar. 483 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,473 You want to talk about the speech? 484 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,143 I and members of the House International Relations Committee, yes. 485 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,444 I couldn't help but notice 486 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,978 that your fingerprints are all over this, too. 487 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,347 You and Toby want to be responsible 488 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,715 for starting World War III? 489 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,482 No. Well, you're gonna. 490 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,017 I was having a good night 491 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,685 until, like, three minutes ago. 492 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,653 Where is he? 493 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:34,321 I don't know. 494 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,755 You said that already. 495 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,125 But you asked me again, and I still didn't know. 496 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,262 May I wait in his office? 497 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,830 Better his than mine. 498 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,931 ( door slams ) 499 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,998 ( sighs ) 500 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,500 What were we talking about? 501 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,103 Look, I'm just a temporary hand here for a week 502 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,505 but I don't think it's a joke or anything. 503 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,341 And you say Ginger and Bonnie are out getting 504 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,575 something to eat? 505 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,976 Yeah. 506 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,679 I need these distributed. 507 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,317 Andy's in your office. 508 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,818 You let her in my office? 509 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,287 Yeah. 510 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,622 What the hell did you let her in my office for? 511 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,259 Okay, well, I'm going to step out for a minute 512 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,327 and not be in this area anymore. 513 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,400 ( sighs ) 514 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,005 ANDY: I don't get how you could do this 515 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,607 without consulting people. 516 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,608 Come on in. 517 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,377 I don't get how you think you can... 518 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,611 We consulted plenty of people. 519 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,945 What do you think, Sam and I create 520 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,614 foreign policy around here? 521 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015 I don't know. 522 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,450 You, Sam, Abbott, Costello. 523 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,751 We brought in... for three weeks... 524 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,952 Did you bring in anybody from State? 525 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,887 Yes. Who? 526 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,155 The Secretary of State. 527 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,723 Since when do you get to come in...? 528 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,625 I'm the third ranking member on the damn committee. 529 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,027 This is a Presidential address, Andrea, not a camel. 530 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:48,895 A what? 531 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,896 A camel. 532 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,332 A horse built by committee. 533 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:57,237 "Freedom must run deeper than the free flow of capital. 534 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,439 "Freedom must mean more than the free trade 535 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,640 "of goods and services. 536 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,409 The world will be free..." I read it. 537 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,477 "The world will be free when we have freedom of speech 538 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,745 for every nation..." 539 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,514 In fact, I wrote it. "The world will be free 540 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,815 "when there is freedom to worship for everyone. 541 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,717 The world will be free..." Andy... 542 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:14,554 "...when we finally shake off the rusted chains of tyranny..." Yes. 543 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,623 "...whether in the guise of fascist dictatorships..." 544 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,891 You getting nervous? "...or economic slavery, or ethnic hostility..." 545 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,959 A little nervous? 546 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,429 "...or..." Wait for it... 547 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,998 "the crushing yoke of Islamic fanaticism." 548 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,967 Gentlemen, start your engines. 549 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,102 C.J.: Billy's wife is already here. 550 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,938 She's in my office right now. 551 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,072 Is she very upset? 552 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,407 She's... ( knocking ) 553 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,875 Leo? Send him in. 554 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,843 She's with Leonard. 555 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,578 Come in. 556 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,281 Everybody, this is McKennen Loboko 557 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,715 the Congolese attaché. 558 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,583 McKonnen. 559 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,584 I'm sorry. 560 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,553 Mr. Loboko, you know our situation. 561 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,754 We've got an American reporter 562 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,856 who we believe was taken by the MaiMais. 563 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,092 He shouldn't have been traveling without proper documentation. 564 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,127 The MaiMai care about proper documentation, do they? 565 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,396 I beg your pardon? 566 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,630 If his papers were in order, he wouldn't 567 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698 have been abducted at gunpoint? 568 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,733 We haven't been introduced. 569 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,734 I'm C.J. Cregg. 570 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,202 I'm the White House Press Secretary. 571 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,571 That guy sat in my room for a year 572 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,005 his wife's sitting in my office 573 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,006 his two kids are sitting at home 574 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,140 and I want him back. 575 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,477 You think I have him in my briefcase? 576 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,811 This is a shakedown 577 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,314 so tell us how much money, and where does it go. 578 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:17,183 The Congolese government doesn't negotiate 579 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,285 with murderers. 580 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,952 The Congolese government is a myth! 581 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:25,325 I can't talk to this woman. 582 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,559 Mr. Loboko... 583 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,796 how much money, and where does it go? 584 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,535 ( thunder cracks ) 585 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,738 Where have you been? 586 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,373 I told you I was going out. 587 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,374 For an hour? 588 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,476 Well... yeah. 589 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,445 There's an editorial on sugar subsidies 590 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,347 in the International Herald-Tribune. 591 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,748 Make sure Leo gets a copy. 592 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,583 Also, make sure you send me home 593 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,319 with a Congressional facebook. 594 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,553 Why? 595 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,687 I'm still mixing up Cooper and Hooper. 596 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,888 Why? 597 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,757 'Cause Cooper sounds a lot like Hooper. 598 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,359 What does it matter? Just... 599 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,993 I got offered a job tonight. 600 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,529 What do you mean? 601 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,030 You know Casey Reed? No. 602 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,598 We went to college together. 603 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,099 That's where you were? 604 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,134 Yeah. 605 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,201 At a job interview? 606 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,303 It wasn't a job interview. 607 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,404 We were meeting for a drink. 608 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,540 What's the job? 609 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,775 He has an Internet start-up. 610 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,810 What kind of site? 611 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,312 Commentary. 612 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,414 He asked me to be Issues Director. 613 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,482 Issues Director. Yeah. 614 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,283 For an Internet start-up. 615 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,353 Dot.coms aren't dying, just the hype. 616 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,219 Really? 617 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,688 Yeah. 618 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,758 Sounds like the hype's alive and well, too. 619 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,027 I suppose. 620 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,696 You suppose. 621 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,664 Yeah. 622 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,031 You can't be thinking about taking 623 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,967 a job that may not be around a year from now. 624 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,302 This job may not be around a year from now. 625 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,672 He offered you money? 626 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,540 Yeah. 627 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,008 Well, all I can offer you is a title bump. 628 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,677 Like what? 629 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,346 Senior Assistant to the Deputy Chief of Staff 630 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,247 for Strategic Planning. That's my title now. 631 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,517 Then I can't offer you a title bump. 632 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,553 The sugar subsidy editorial and the facebook, okay? 633 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,021 Cooper and Hooper. 634 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,527 ( knock on door ) 635 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,330 What do you need? 636 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,767 There's a thing in this we need to be careful of. 637 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:15,602 What? 638 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:16,869 They say they'll approve 639 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,938 a new scale of peacekeeping assessments 640 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,740 if there's a cost- sharing mechanism 641 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,409 but it isn't fully addressed here. 642 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,311 You're going to want me to rewrite some of this language 643 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,946 before the President goes to the U.N. 644 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,080 Mm. 645 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,081 What? 646 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,282 Let me ask you something. 647 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,452 Before, when I said that you were enough 648 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,220 to make a good dog break his leash 649 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,188 you understand that men 650 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,557 we're the dog, right? 651 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,658 I was the dog. 652 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:39,892 I understood the metaphor. 653 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,827 Okay. 654 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,595 The peacekeeping assessment has to be 655 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,431 based on per capita income of each country 656 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,399 with Category J countries paying 657 00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,700 the least at a 90% discount. 658 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,835 I meant it to make you feel good. 659 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,002 It did. 660 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,604 Although I certainly meant it. I appreciate it. 661 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,005 I didn't mean to demean you. 662 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,340 I kind of need you to listen along. 663 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,608 Okay. 664 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,209 Category A countries will be paying a premium 665 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,678 actually over-paying to cover the discounts 666 00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,846 for Category J states. 667 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:00,580 Yeah. 668 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,781 So we need to be 669 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,383 more specific about Category A. 670 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,485 It's going to be important. 671 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,553 I was told that I demeaned you. 672 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:07,587 You didn't. 673 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,121 I was told that I did. By who? 674 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,222 By someone named Celia. 675 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,090 She was mistaken. You sure? 676 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,559 If I felt demeaned 677 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,293 I'd be among the very first people to know. 678 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,928 Terrific. 679 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,163 Here are my notes. 680 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,097 I'll rewrite them now. 681 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,065 You'll stick around? 682 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,100 What else would I do on a Friday night? 683 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,735 I don't like to pry. 684 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:26,272 ANDY: America doesn't have a monopoly 685 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,139 on what's right. 686 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,541 And even if we did 687 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:30,777 I think you're going to have a tough time 688 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,545 convincing the Arab world. 689 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,581 Well, we'd like to talk to them about it. 690 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,982 That ought to do the trick. 691 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:36,783 Worth a shot. 692 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,150 The U.S. Constitution 693 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,719 defends religious pluralism. 694 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,088 It doesn't reduce all of Islam to fanaticism. 695 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,289 Neither does this speech. 696 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,557 It calls fanaticism, fanaticism. 697 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,325 Toby... It's fanaticism whether we 698 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,828 call it that or not, so we're going to call it that. 699 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,963 We respect all religions, all cultures. 700 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:51,664 To a point. 701 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:52,732 Yes, to a point. 702 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,734 Grotesque oppression isn't okay 703 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,403 just because it's been institutionalized. 704 00:23:57,403 --> 00:24:00,239 If you ask me, we should've gotten into the game 705 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:02,008 three, four decades ago 706 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:05,878 but they're coming for us now, so it's time to saddle up. 707 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,748 Toby... 708 00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:09,716 We do know what's right. 709 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,518 This is why they hate us. 710 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,285 There's a lot of reasons why they hate us. 711 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,054 You know when they're going to like us? 712 00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,055 When we win. 713 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:20,793 LEONARD: C.J... 714 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:21,861 Okay... 715 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,429 Please tell me what's happening. 716 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,665 Janet, we're working some back channels right now. 717 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,600 I think if you can make yourself comfortable here 718 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,135 we might have some news in an hour or so. 719 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,937 The government's going to give these people money? 720 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,204 No, we can't buy them off directly 721 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,340 but what we do is we offer to withhold money 722 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,374 from their enemies. 723 00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:37,844 And if that doesn't work? 724 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,747 Your husband is employed by a billion dollar corporation. 725 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,615 Janet, Mrs. Carlson 726 00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,216 would pay... whatever. 727 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:45,384 Ransom. Yeah. 728 00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:46,819 Let's not get that far right now. 729 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,755 Listen, your clothes are wet. 730 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:49,722 Can I get you some... 731 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:51,223 No, no, I'm fine. 732 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,224 Okay. 733 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:53,626 Okay. 734 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:56,162 I-I should stay here? 735 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,564 Yeah. 736 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,334 STANLEY: Insomnia is a pretty common 737 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,370 symptom of depression. 738 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,038 Are you depressed? 739 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:06,739 No. 740 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,140 I didn't think so. 741 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,678 Some people are predisposed to insomnia in times of 742 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,813 acute stress. 743 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:17,650 Are you under any stress? 744 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,353 Is there any stress in your... 745 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,891 ...job at all, or...? 746 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,660 But, seriously, folks 747 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:30,797 has there been an unusual amount of stress lately? 748 00:25:30,797 --> 00:25:31,631 Well 749 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,866 Congress was investigating me. 750 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:34,734 Yeah. 751 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:35,702 And I was censured. 752 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,803 Then I had to give 753 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,470 the State of the Union. Yeah. 754 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:39,939 I'm running for re-election. 755 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:40,807 Mm-hmm. 756 00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,274 Things are blowing up everywhere 757 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,777 and I have chosen the General Assembly of the U.N. 758 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,879 to define a tougher foreign policy. 759 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,182 Not unusually stressful, no. 760 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,587 I don't like the word "stress." 761 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,188 It's a Madison Avenue word. 762 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:58,557 It's something that can be cured with flavored coffee 763 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,693 and bath bubbles. 764 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:02,862 So you don't feel stress? 765 00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,231 I have a job I like, and my family's healthy. 766 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,900 That doesn't mean you're not entitled to feel stress. 767 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,435 Stress is for other people. 768 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,803 What other people? I'm saying 769 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,171 it's not stress. 770 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,506 I was feeling stressed five nights ago, too 771 00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,574 and I slept fine. 772 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,243 So what happened four nights ago? 773 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,945 I want my money back. 774 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,816 This is a very unusual conversation. 775 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:25,184 I get that a lot. 776 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,619 I'd imagine. 777 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:27,687 So what do you charge? 778 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,622 $375 an hour. 779 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:35,061 For $375 an hour, you ought to bring your own damn lingerie. 780 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,295 I do. 781 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:38,397 There's a great story about Arthur Miller. 782 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,967 Death of a Salesman had just opened on Broadway 783 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,102 the night before, and he was walking around 784 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,004 his old neighborhood in Brooklyn and he sees 785 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,006 a hot dog vendor that he went to high school with 786 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,608 and he says, "Hey, Jimmy, it's me, Arthur Miller." 787 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,911 And the hot dog vendor says, "Artie, how you doing? 788 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,479 What you been up to?" 789 00:26:53,479 --> 00:26:55,948 And Miller says, "I'm, you know, I'm a playwright." 790 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:58,417 And the hot dog vendor says, "Hmm, play writing. 791 00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,952 I should have gone into that." 792 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:02,689 $375 an hour. 793 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:04,090 Yes, sir. 794 00:27:04,090 --> 00:27:04,757 For what? 795 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,759 I don't really know. 796 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:10,196 ( sighs ) 797 00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,399 I can't sleep. 798 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,135 I can't sleep. 799 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:20,006 I'll be tired and I'll lie there and it doesn't happen. 800 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,410 What happened four nights ago? 801 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,378 I won the Iowa caucus. 802 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,380 Anything else? 803 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,782 That's not enough? 804 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:32,018 Mr. President... 805 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,953 if you were any other patient... 806 00:27:33,953 --> 00:27:36,455 Say what you'd say to any other patient. 807 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:41,894 I'd say, screw around if you want, but it's your money 808 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:46,265 it's about to be my money, and I sleep fine. 809 00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:54,874 I had a conversation with one of my aides that night 810 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,709 after we got back from Iowa. 811 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,444 He called me on something. 812 00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,912 What? 813 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:03,049 Well, I guess we talked about a lot of things. 814 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:06,819 Who we think the Republican challenger is going to be 815 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,856 and incumbency, and campaign 816 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:12,224 strategy, strategic overview 817 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:16,695 but the long and short of it is, my father never liked me at all. 818 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:26,105 Well, at least we're closer to my area now. 819 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:30,276 Yeah, I thought you'd enjoy that. 820 00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:46,325 ( groans softly ) 821 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,406 Charlie? 822 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,407 Yeah? 823 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:02,608 Are you in pain? 824 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,176 No. 825 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:05,144 Charlie? 826 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,212 Yes? 827 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,114 Have you been playing basketball? 828 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:08,848 Yes. 829 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,016 Did you get beat? 830 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:10,682 No. 831 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:11,884 Charlie? Yes. 832 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,419 Who'd you play? Doesn't matter. 833 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,420 Ed? No. 834 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,387 Larry? No. 835 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:16,188 Jack? No. 836 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,124 Did you get beat by Manny? 837 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,058 No. 838 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,126 Who? 839 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,160 Deanna. 840 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,494 Your sister? 841 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,963 Yes. 842 00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,064 Your little sister? 843 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,599 She plays varsity, Sam. 844 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,035 Girls varsity. 845 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,002 She played a finesse game. 846 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,070 Man, you can't walk. 847 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,371 Yeah. 848 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,973 I don't know what's happening to my life. 849 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:35,474 Listen, I can tell 850 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:38,077 you're down in the dumps, but let's talk about me. 851 00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:38,945 Okay. 852 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:40,112 If your sister was getting ready 853 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,848 for a night out, and I said 854 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:44,083 "Deanna, you're enough to make a good dog break his leash" 855 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,184 would you think I was a cad? 856 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,252 I'd think you were a hick. 857 00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:47,553 AINSLEY: Sam... Hang on. 858 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:48,855 Because of the sentiment or the expression? 859 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,322 It's my sister? Yeah. 860 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,191 I'd beat you up. You and how many Girl Scouts? 861 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,525 If I could stand up... 862 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,760 Sam... But if it wasn't your sister. 863 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,627 Then you're fine. 864 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,063 He says I'm fine. 865 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,865 You're not, 'cause this isn't quite right. 866 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,199 Still? ! It needs to be clear 867 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,701 that the total assessment is down to 25% 868 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:04,103 from 27% for Category A. 869 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,371 We've been in this fight. 870 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:06,939 AINSLEY: But if we pay before... 871 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:07,840 Hang on. Here she is. 872 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,175 Celia, I asked Ainsley 873 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,110 and she said she didn't mind at all 874 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:12,979 plus, Charlie said he's fine with it. 875 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:14,513 Charlie's a man. 876 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:15,381 Damn right. 877 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:16,682 Sam? Yes? 878 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,617 We need to be clear we're not going to take a bath 879 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,952 when other countries can afford to take on more. 880 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,787 Yes. This is important. 881 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:23,923 I also think it's important to make clear that I'm not a sexist. 882 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:24,790 And that I'm all man. 883 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:25,791 You're Celia? 884 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,193 Yes. He's not a sexist. 885 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,694 If you're willing to let your sexuality 886 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,229 diminish your power. I'm sorry? 887 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,098 I said I'm surprised you're willing to let 888 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,966 your sexuality diminish your power. 889 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:35,467 I don't even know what that means. 890 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,269 I think you do. And I think you think 891 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,704 I'm made out of candy glass, Celia. 892 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,940 If somebody says something that offends you, tell them 893 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,575 but all women don't have to think alike. 894 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,979 and when somebody said something that offended me, I did say so. 895 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:48,714 I like it when the guys tease me. 896 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,117 It's an inadvertent show of respect I'm on the team 897 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:52,952 and I don't mind it when it gets sexual. 898 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:54,453 And you know why? I like sex. 899 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,188 Hello. I don't think whatever sexuality 900 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,624 I may have diminishes my power. 901 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:00,026 I think it enhances it. 902 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,694 And what kind of feminism do you call that? 903 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,795 My kind. 904 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,297 It's called Lipstick Feminism. 905 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,933 I call it Stiletto Feminism. 906 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,134 Stilettos? 907 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,635 You're not in enough trouble already? 908 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,237 I suppose I am. 909 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,205 Isn't the point that Sam wouldn't have been able to find 910 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,340 another way to be chummy with a woman 911 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,908 who wasn't sexually appealing? 912 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:17,409 He would be able to, but that isn't the point. 913 00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:19,311 The point is that sexual revolution 914 00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,780 tends to get in the way of actual revolution. 915 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:25,084 Nonsense issues distract attention away from real ones: 916 00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:28,020 pay equity, child care, honest-to-God sexual harassment 917 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,422 and in this case 918 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,825 a speech in front of the U.N. General Assembly. 919 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,794 So, you, 25% on the assessments 920 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,964 for Category A. 921 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:39,165 You... 922 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:40,766 I don't know what your thing is. 923 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:43,936 And, you, stop trying to take the fun out of my day. 924 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,172 With that, I'm going to get a cupcake. 925 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,108 Well, for the moment, at least 926 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,243 I'm going to do what she's telling me to do. 927 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,778 We're at O.E.O.B. 928 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,280 Okay. 929 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,623 How you doing? 930 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,135 There. 931 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,537 It's not the best in the world 932 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:19,938 but it's hot. 933 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,908 I'm sorry I didn't ask you 934 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:23,909 your name before. 935 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:24,843 Donna. 936 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:25,877 Really? 937 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,079 Yeah. 938 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,048 Our daughter is Donna. 939 00:32:29,048 --> 00:32:30,049 How old is she? 940 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,817 She's seven months. 941 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,186 And her brother Harry is three. 942 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,022 Three and a quarter. 943 00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:38,057 He'd want me to say that. 944 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,894 How does it work with the money, do you know? 945 00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:44,263 I don't. 946 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,032 I'm an assistant here. 947 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,500 Bill's written... 948 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,769 I know he's written negative things 949 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,937 about the President... 950 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,105 No. 951 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:54,806 and he and C.J. don't really... 952 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,043 Nobody cares about that tonight. 953 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:58,410 Okay. 954 00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:01,013 And you want to know a secret about C.J.? 955 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,482 But you can't tell your husband this, really. 956 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,617 She battles with them every day 957 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:06,952 but she loves reporters. 958 00:33:06,952 --> 00:33:08,754 She's very protective of them 959 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,291 and it, it doesn't matter whether... you know? 960 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,764 TOBY: It took... it took... 961 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,099 Andrea, it took three days 962 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,201 to get the language through NSC and the NSA. 963 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:23,935 Yes. It isn't coming out of the speech. 964 00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,371 I didn't think it was. 965 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,672 Why are we here for an hour? 966 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,274 Several members have drafted an insert. 967 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:30,076 Will you look at it? 968 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,345 Sure. 969 00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:39,351 This would follow your paragraph. 970 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,621 "Our goal is neither to preach nor proclaim American values. 971 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,655 "We have deep respect 972 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,591 "for our Islamic brothers and sisters 973 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,794 "and we have a great deal to learn from the values 974 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,696 "of... tolerance and faith 975 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:55,101 that are deeply held throughout the Islamic world." 976 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,238 So this is your way of saying any resemblance 977 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:02,208 the previous paragraph may have had to foreign policy 978 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,975 is purely coincidental. 979 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,043 That's right. 980 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,345 Guess what. 981 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,513 What? 982 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:09,515 Our goal is to proclaim American values. 983 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:11,950 The speech isn't supposed to be about ideology. 984 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,885 It's supposed to be about reality. 985 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,354 I think the President will decide 986 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:17,123 what the speech is supposed to be about 987 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:19,358 but the reality is the United States of America 988 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,726 no longer sucks up to reactionaries 989 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,928 and our staunch allies will know what we mean. 990 00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:26,031 We don't have any staunch allies in the Arab world 991 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,433 just reluctant ones. 992 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,568 We've a coalition held together with duct tape. 993 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,538 A coalition without which we cannot fight. 994 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:33,739 Nobody's blowing off the coalition 995 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,107 and that coalition will be plenty strong. 996 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:36,408 When we win? That's right. 997 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,678 What's Egypt going to think? Or Pakistan? 998 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,047 That freedom and democracy are coming soon 999 00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:43,549 to a theater near them 1000 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,883 so get dressed. 1001 00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:46,017 Toby... 1002 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:48,720 you guys are on a thing right now. 1003 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:50,289 And I'm behind you. 1004 00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,291 You know I'm behind you 1005 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,992 a lot of House Democrats are... 1006 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,060 Not enough. 1007 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:56,528 ...and plenty of Republicans 1008 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:58,464 but this one moment in time 1009 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:00,799 you have to get off your horse 1010 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,234 and just... 1011 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,070 simply put-- be nice to the Arab world. 1012 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,838 Be nice? 1013 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:07,906 Yes. 1014 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,608 Well... 1015 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,479 how about when we, instead of blowing Iraq back 1016 00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:17,716 to the seventh century for harboring terrorists 1017 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:21,119 and trying to develop nuclear weapons 1018 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,789 we just imposed economic sanctions 1019 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,159 and we're reviled by the Arab world 1020 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:28,894 for not giving them a global charge card 1021 00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,462 and a free trade treaty? 1022 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,500 How about when we pushed Israel to give up land for peace? 1023 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,770 How about when we sent American soldiers to protect Saudi Arabia 1024 00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,439 and the Arab world told us 1025 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,973 we were desecrating their Holy Land? 1026 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,075 We'll ignore the fact that we were invited. 1027 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:46,578 How about two weeks ago, in the State of the Union 1028 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,947 when the President praised the Islamic people 1029 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,449 as "faithful and hardworking" 1030 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,384 only to be denounced in the Arab press 1031 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,952 as knowing nothing about Islam 1032 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,254 but none of that is the point. 1033 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:56,455 What's the point? 1034 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,257 I don't remember having to explain it 1035 00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,158 to Italians that our problem wasn't with them 1036 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,693 but with Mussolini. 1037 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,330 Why does the U.S. have to take every Arab country out 1038 00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,464 for an ice cream cone?! 1039 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,865 They'll like us when we win! 1040 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,207 Thousands of madrases 1041 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:18,009 teaching children nothing, nothing 1042 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,178 nothing but the Koran 1043 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,580 and to hate America. 1044 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,549 Who do we see about that? 1045 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,355 Do I want to preach America? 1046 00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:32,190 Judeo-Christianity? No. 1047 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,761 If their religion forbids them from playing the trumpet 1048 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,463 so be it. 1049 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:43,068 But I want those kids to... look at a globe. 1050 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,504 Be exposed 1051 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:48,274 to social sciences, history. 1052 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:51,343 Some literature. 1053 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,751 They'll like us when we win. 1054 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:08,927 Okay. 1055 00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,871 Let me take another look at the softer language. 1056 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,418 ( sighs ) 1057 00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:46,898 LEONARD: How's she doing? 1058 00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:48,967 She was asking how the money works 1059 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:49,835 and I didn't know. 1060 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:51,202 It's not money. 1061 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:54,606 Actually, it's a promise to honor international sanctions 1062 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,309 against the export of something called "Col-Tan" 1063 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,777 by the Rwandan army. 1064 00:37:58,777 --> 00:37:59,978 What's Col-Tan? 1065 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:01,913 It's a mineral they have a lot of in the Congo. 1066 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,415 When you refine it 1067 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,851 it's a necessary component of cell phones and pagers 1068 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:08,286 and the Rwandans and Ugandans smuggle it illegally. 1069 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,456 Listen. 1070 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,391 What do you know? 1071 00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,225 Akin Wamba, who's the MaiMai rebel commander 1072 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,260 sent word through a crew 1073 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,628 that was filming in Goma. 1074 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,163 Oh, God. 1075 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,164 Yeah. 1076 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:21,333 He was killed in an ambush. 1077 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,971 Embassy Kinshasa's going to get the body. 1078 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:40,118 ( indistinct voices ) No, please... 1079 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,152 No! 1080 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,153 No. 1081 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,088 Oh, no. 1082 00:38:43,088 --> 00:38:44,856 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 1083 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,526 ( sobbing ): Oh, God, no... 1084 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,846 STANLEY: It can't be easy being you. 1085 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:08,680 I told you... 1086 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,749 I don't mean the job. 1087 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:15,421 I meant, uh, you know, being inside your head. 1088 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,023 What's wrong with my head? 1089 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,426 I don't know. 1090 00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:21,793 Of course not. 1091 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,829 That would be $385 an hour. 1092 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:28,266 They keep moving the goalposts on you, don't they? 1093 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,068 Get As, good college 1094 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,369 Latin honors. 1095 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,539 Get into the London School of Economics. 1096 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,106 Get a good teaching job 1097 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:37,342 Ivy League school, tenure. 1098 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,610 Now you got to publish 1099 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,512 now you got to go to Stockholm. 1100 00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:43,515 It's not good for a person to keep setting goals? 1101 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,784 It probably is, but it's tricky for somebody 1102 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:47,385 who's still trying to get his father 1103 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,987 to stop hitting him. 1104 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:53,492 Well, I'm told that most men lead lives of quiet desperation. 1105 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,461 Yeah, but that's most men. 1106 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:56,728 That's not you. 1107 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,564 That's the other people 1108 00:39:58,564 --> 00:39:59,831 the one's who feel stress. 1109 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,900 You're destined for something else. 1110 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,802 I have abilities. 1111 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,638 Mm. And now you have an opportunity to use them. 1112 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:09,675 I think I have. 1113 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:13,211 That room I passed down the hall, on the left 1114 00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:14,613 it's got a name, right? 1115 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,414 I think you're talking about the Lincoln Bedroom. 1116 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,883 Right. 1117 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:21,086 This is a hell of a curve you get graded on now. 1118 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,654 Lincoln freed 1119 00:40:22,654 --> 00:40:25,423 the slaves and won the Civil War. 1120 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,358 "Thank you. Next. 1121 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,427 "And what will you be singing 1122 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,262 for us today, Mr. Bartlet?" 1123 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,399 "Well, we've had six straight quarters of economic growth." 1124 00:40:34,399 --> 00:40:35,867 That's not easy. 1125 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:36,868 Okay. 1126 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:37,536 It's not easy. 1127 00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:38,670 I believe you. 1128 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,606 I think I've made tough choices. 1129 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,340 I think Lincoln 1130 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,643 did what he thought was right 1131 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:48,113 even though it meant losing half the country. 1132 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:51,416 I think you don't do what you think is right 1133 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,451 if it means losing Michigan's 1134 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,453 electoral votes. 1135 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,625 You don't know anything. 1136 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,927 I'll be the first to admit that. 1137 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:04,329 I'm not trying to get my father to like me. 1138 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:05,363 Good. 1139 00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,699 'Cause it's never, never 1140 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,200 going to happen. 1141 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,235 Look... 1142 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:12,237 We're done for the night. 1143 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,673 What? 1144 00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:16,808 We've been here for two hours. 1145 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,710 It was a double session. 1146 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,646 We're done for the night. 1147 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,614 Stanley, I hate to put it this way 1148 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,215 but I'm me and you're you 1149 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,952 and we're done when I say we're done. 1150 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,654 No. 1151 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:34,225 I think you could use some assistance right now, sir. 1152 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:36,061 Use me, don't use me 1153 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:39,130 but all I can offer you is this: 1154 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:42,267 I'll be the only person in the world 1155 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,935 other than your family 1156 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:47,706 who doesn't care that you're the President. 1157 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,943 Our time is up. 1158 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,993 ( thunder rumbling )