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Matt, it's time for breakfast.

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What happened in here?

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What did you do to your pillow?

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It kept me from sleeping.

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So I punched it.

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And then I hit it with my bat.

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And I ripped it apart with my teeth.

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Well, okay. That's perfectly normal,
son.

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And do you want to get in here and bring
a crucifix?

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you do this?

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I can't sleep.

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I haven't been able to for a week.

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Well, why didn't you tell us?

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Well, I already have dyslexia and
dyscalculia.

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The last thing I need to find out is
that I have dyslepia.

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It's called insomnia.

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I knew there'd be a word for it.

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There's a word for everything that's
wrong with me.

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Honey, there's nothing wrong with you.

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I'm in special ed.

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I studied three times harder than anyone
else, and I still might flunk the fifth

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grade. Oh, yeah, I'm a winner.

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Look, you're under a lot of pressure.

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What do you say we take the day off from
school and I bring your breakfast up

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here, hmm?

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Thanks.

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Good. Okay, now you rest, okay? Before
you know it, you'll fall asleep, and

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everything will be all right.

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An 11 -year -old should not be awake all
night.

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Be gone!

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And staying awake all night's not going
to happen past the fifth grade.

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Hey, Daddy.

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Hi, Angie, my angel.

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Hello, Benita, my little devil.

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Hello, George, my... Yeah, there you
are.

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Hey, Vic, you know they sell bacon in
the stores, and, uh... Wow, you can even

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cook it at your own house.

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George, maybe he needs a psychologist.

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He's not crazy, Angie. He's just old and
lonely and too cheap to buy his own

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breakfast.

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I'm talking about Max.

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What's wrong with Max?

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Oh, Daddy, he's so stressed out about
school. He ripped up his pillow last

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night. Does your hospital have any good
child psychologists?

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Psychologists? Look, no way.

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Look, Angie, we're the Lopez's, and we
don't go for help until right before

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too late.

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I'm not going to a psychologist until
the dog tells him to.

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Amen to that.

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Max is just going through a phase.

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I used to hear George through his door
beating up his pillow and yelling, I

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you, Mom!

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Who knows what that means, huh, kids?

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Daddy, you're a doctor. Help me out
here.

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Therapist for the week.

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Castro stole my island and a wet
designer stole my wife.

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Do you see me crying like a baby to
someone who thinks that smoking a cigar

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sign of latent homosexuality?

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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Well, unless it's a Dominican or a
Honduran. Those are specifically grown

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homosexuals.

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Finally, the voice of reason.

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Okay, if you don't like therapy, there
are other ways to deal with stress.

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Maybe if Max could do something
creative, it could take his mind off his

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problems and help him sleep.

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Like, what about an art class?

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What? How is art going to help him get
rid of his frustrations?

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Oh, I am so angry.

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I will paint a lively French cafe scene.

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Okay, look.

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I'm going to take his breakfast up. We
can figure this out later.

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I'll tell you how I get rid of my
stress.

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I burn it off at the gym.

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And then I get a spray tan.

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Doesn't hurt my skin, and I look
fantastic.

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So you're orange downstairs, too?

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Ma!

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Oye, Chico.

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I got it.

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Boxing.

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Boxing? When I was a boy in Cuba, I
suffered from the anxiety, so my father

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taught me how to box.

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I forgot about my problems, and I got
stronger.

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I could face any opponent on the island
without fear.

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Yeah, then Castro showed up, you hid
your watch in your butt, and you paddled

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Miami.

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Yes, but I was so tough from boxing, no
man dare take that watch from me.

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Oh, Vic, your shoe's untied. Look at
that. I'm late for work.

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Look, Vic, boxing is a good way to blow
off steam, but Angie would never go for

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it. She'd be too worried that Max is
going to get hurt.

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How can he get hurt, George? He's half
Mexican and half Cuban.

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Orale, he was born to fight.

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And live at home until he's 40.

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Listen, Angie doesn't have to know about
this until we see if Max likes boxing

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or not. In the meantime, we'll say he's
taking art classes.

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No. Look, I promised Angie I wasn't
going to go behind her back anymore,

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can't lie to her.

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What? What if I lie and you not
vigorously?

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I can do that.

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Okay, now I'm really worried. Max wants
to know if we have any pillowcases that

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take better.

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Angie, I've made a decision.

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Tell her, Vic. Max is taking art
classes.

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Really?

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For once, you're admitting I had a good
idea?

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I've made it, George.

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some combinations.

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How's our boy doing? Having a great
time, Mom, and he's sleeping like a

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Oh, wow, look at him go.

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Two weeks in the gym and my grandson is
already a killer.

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Well, I guess toughness skips a
generation, huh, princess?

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That could have been a good boxer. He
just never encouraged me or fed me.

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That's not true.

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Who gets strong on powdered milk?

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good, kid.

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Might want to keep your chin down.

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Sorry, I don't take boxing advice from
girls.

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Well, listen, if you're going to train
in my gym, you're going to have to

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to me.

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Mac, this is Layla Ali.

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This is Muhammad Ali's daughter.

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She's the greatest female fighter of all
times, man. And she's so pretty.

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Yeah? Well, can you do this?

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Let me try.

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No, he believes you.

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Is it over?

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You know, you're a cocky little kid.

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We ought to see what you can do in the
ring.

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Well, you know, he's only been hitting
the bag for a couple weeks, and his mom

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really doesn't even know that he's doing
this.

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That's okay. They'll have on headgear.

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They'll just spar a little.

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Let's give it a try. All right.

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I'm Dr.

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Victor O 'Palmero.

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Wettel World Champion of Señora de la
Madrid School for Boys 1956, 57, and 59.

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Cardiologist, pugilist, abuelo.

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I'm married.

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Congratulations. Perhaps you should wear
a ring.

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Hey, Joey, give Maxie a round.

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This kid's got some anger.

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Oh, thanks.

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Wasn't easy getting him there.

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Took years of failure and rejection, but
he finally feels like a nobody.

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He's pretty quick, you know.

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We have an open tournament coming up in
a couple weeks. You might want to sign

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him up.

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Whoa!

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Way to go, dude! That's my boy!

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I'm so proud of you, Max.

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You're a real fighter, man.

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Did you see me? I put him down on the
mat.

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Maybe we should put a cup on him before
he takes his shoes off.

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It's not here. Come on.

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Okay, let's see.

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Oh, man, it's getting worse.

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A black eye is something to be proud of.

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Max, my friend, you're on your way to
becoming a man.

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First a black eye, then facial hair,
then making love to a woman you later

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out your father paid for with a pig.

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Vic! A pig was spent, if you ask me.

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Well, there's no hiding Max's boxing
now.

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You're going to have to face your wife.

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No way. When she sees that black guy,
she's not going to let him box again.

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Well, let's tell her it happened in our
class.

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No. Okay, we're not lying anymore.

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That's all we got in this mess.

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Look, I'm just thinking about coming
clean and telling her the truth.

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I changed my mind. Hide.

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Now, you go put those back in her room,
and you think about what you've done.

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But on the way, don't trip on the end
table in the hallway and get a black

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Oh, okay, now that I told him, it's
probably going to happen.

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That's crazy. Hey, hey, come back here.
Take those off before you break them.

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Oh, my God, what happened to your eye?

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I hit my head on the end table in the
hall.

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What did I just say?

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George, what is going on?

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I smacked him. I know I'm not supposed
to, but he really mouthed off bad this

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time.

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Benny, I don't think there's anything he
could say that would make you do that.

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He said you were spoiled, a lousy cook,
and a failure as a wife.

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It's true, and I'm glad I said it.

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Oh, stop it.

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Your mother is too smart to believe
that.

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The truth is, I hit him.

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Castro was stronger than Superman, and I
lost my cool.

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George, your turn.

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I must stick with falling in the hall.

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My son has a black eye, and I want to
know how he got it right now.

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He's been boxing.

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You put my little boy in the ring so
other boys could hit him?

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Look, Angie, it wasn't my idea.

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Look, I'm not going to rat anybody out,
but there's somebody in this kitchen

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that said, Oye, chico, I got it.

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Boxing.

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Oye, chico, Benny, he ratted you out.

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Matt, go upstairs and ice your eye in
your room. I need to talk to your idiot.

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And you're a grand idiot.

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Look, Angie, relax.

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Okay, the kids wear headgear and they
fight short rounds. They get in there,

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ding, it's over.

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I mean, it's safe.

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In all my 30 years of practicing
medicine, I have never once treated a

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serious injury due to boxing.

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You're a cardiologist.

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One good thing about being divorced is
that I can do this.

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Should we start?

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That you and Max lied to me?

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Or that you got him doing something
dangerous you knew I would never approve

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Okay, look.

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Angie, Max has been boxing for the last
two weeks. All right? And he's been able

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to focus better in school and he's
sleeping better.

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Isn't that what we wanted, right?

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But at what price?

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I don't want some kid punching my son in
the face so he could sleep.

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It was an accident.

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He hit himself taking off his gloves.

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I bet you didn't even give Art a chance.

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At least with Art, he'd be doing
something meaningful.

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Meaningful? Hey, did Michelangelo invent
a grill that knocks the fat out of

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meat? I don't think so.

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Look, Angie, you're the one that's
always worried about his self -esteem,

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Well, boxing, giving it back to him, you
should see him, he's little, he's like

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that. I don't want him getting his self
-esteem from

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hurting people.

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Calm down here.

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Please, Mom, I really like it.

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Come on, Angie, look, there's a
tournament next week. All right, let me

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that it's safe.

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How can you say no to this faith?

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This faith.

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Please, it's the only thing that makes
me forget about school.

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You can box this one time if I don't
like it.

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It's over.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I'm gonna go get some sleep.

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I gotta train hard if I'm gonna kick
some butt next week.

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Oh, my nightlight's out, so I'm gonna
leave my door open and the hall light

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You got it, killer.

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No, I'm serious. Leave it on.

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Component is bigger, but slow.

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Stay out of his reach, pick your spots,
and remember the rhythm.

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That'd be great if he was fighting Ricky
Ricardo.

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Okay, just remember, it's not important
whether you win or lose, Max, okay?

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What's important is that your mom thinks
you're okay.

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So even if he's beating the hell out of
you, just remember to smile.

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Don't worry, baby, he's going to be all
right. Hey, Daddy, what's the ring card,

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girl? Something you'll never be?

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I can't, but thanks for the soda.

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Okay.

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Gentlemen, I want a clean, hard fight.
Obey my instructions.

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Touch them up.

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I hit you every time my baby gets hit.

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Like getting hit in the head?

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Oh, that was a long flight.

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No, it wasn't.

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He's getting killed in there.

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Why does he keep smiling at us?

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I'll tell you what's happening.

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He's afraid to be aggressive and punch
back because he knows you want to prove.

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Man, he's going to get hurt.

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And the capital of California is?

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Sacramento. Can I go to bed now?

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No, honey. You might have a concussion.

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You have to stay awake.

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It's kind of funny.

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He started boxing to sleep and now he
can't sleep or else he'll fall into a

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coma.

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Woo! Angie, life on the big blue marble.

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Can I sit down for a while?

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All right, honey.

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But I'm going to get you a soda so you
stay awake.

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Don't be sad, Mac.

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The fact that you may have a concussion
means that you probably have a brain.

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You know, pretty soon I'll be able to
beat you up.

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Yeah. You're tough, all right.

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Lullaby and goodnight and keep it to
your coma. Carmen?

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How's your head feel, honey? It'll be
okay.

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The next fight isn't for a week anyway.

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Look, there's not going to be a next
fight, Max.

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When I saw you go down and hit your head
like that, I knew it wasn't worth it,

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so boxing is over.

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Why?

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So I got hurt.

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I could get hurt skateboarding or
playing soccer or playing steak knife

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with Ricky.

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I have a concussion. I don't know what
I'm saying.

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What's the difference with boxing?
Boxing is someone is trying to hurt you.

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When you get hurt, Mac, your mother and
I would like it to be more of a

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surprise.

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Which is good for you, too, because a
shock makes us care more.

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But it felt good when I was boxing.

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It helped me sleep.

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Then you gotta take the pressure off
yourself, Mac.

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Okay, what's the worst thing that could
happen if you fail the fifth grade?

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I'll be humiliated. I'll lose all my
friends.

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And every day I go to class, I'll know
I'm stupider than everyone else there.

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Well, you've obviously given this some
thought.

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Okay, here's the deal.

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Until we find another way to help you
sleep, you're not going through this

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alone. Okay, we'll stay up with you.
Right. We'll watch TV and we'll play

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Hey, and we'll prank call Grandma Benny
late at night when she's drunk.

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over here, you damn kids.

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If you had any wells, you'd come over
here and say that to my gun.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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You're a good dad.

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I just thought he'd feel good if he knew
he wasn't going through this alone.

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And maybe that'll help him relax and he
can finally get some sleep.

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Like he is right now.

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Max!

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The capital of Wyoming is... I don't
know.

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No, that's good, Angie. He really
doesn't know.

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What?

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My skin.

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Just got a spray tan.

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I have a healthy glow.

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You look like a hairy yam.

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Get a spray tan, he said.

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Chicks will dig it, he said.

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Ernie, I'm not going to insult you.

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I just have a message for you.

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Willy Wonka called. He wants you back at
the factory. right away.