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After an already rocky start
to her senior year,
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Devi was now facing down
a full-blown avalanche.
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Start talking.
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How did you already ruin your car
after just having it for two days?
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It's not my fault.
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I just got in a fight
with this girl at school,
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and...
I think it was a hate crime.
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You always with the hate crimes.
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- And were you?
- Was I what?
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- A stupid bitch.
- Mom.
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It's a fair question.
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Of course not. I'm the victim here.
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She's the one that started it with
her dumb mouth and her dumbass face.
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Uh-huh. You sound very innocent.
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Nalini, don't fix it.
Make her ride around in her shame.
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Damn, Pati, why you coming for me?
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You ate the last Eggo
and left the empty box in the freezer.
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I promise, Mom, I didn't do anything.
This girl's just a psycho.
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Okay. Get in the car.
Let's go talk to your principal.
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If you're telling the truth,
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then this girl's parents
should pay for it.
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Wait, are you gonna lay the smackdown
on this B? Noice!
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Uh-oh. Hear that, Margot?
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You mess with the Subaru,
you get the bumper.
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♪ Well, your plans weren't that great
To begin with ♪
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♪ I've been standing on a mountain top ♪
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♪ Put a scroll and my pen
To the great great ♪
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Welcome, Mr. Ramos, Dr. Vishwakumar.
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I understand we have some
very serious allegations to discuss.
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I'd say they're serious.
They're actually criminal.
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Yeah. Margot should be behind bars
for defacing my whip.
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I...
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Look, look, Mrs. Grubbs,
I'm sorry this happened.
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But my daughter would
never vandalize a car.
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She's a well-behaved young woman.
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Well-behaved? She threatened my daughter
with violence two days ago.
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Only because your kid yelled expletives
at her about male genitalia.
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She did what?
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Well, I apologize for that.
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But still, the person she just yelled at
has the clearest motive to vandalize.
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Motive? What do you think this is, SVU?
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I prefer the naval crimes of NCIS,
thank you very much.
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All right,
I think we've strayed off topic.
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Principal Grubbs, I swear I didn't do it.
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First of all,
my handwriting is much better than this.
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- Who crosses their Ts that low?
- Mmm, I don't know, maybe the Antichrist?
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And this happened at the end of the day?
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I have a double period with Ms. Nuni then,
so I couldn't have done it,
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even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.
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Well, we'll be conducting
our own investigation,
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but between us, Margot,
you're probably off the hook.
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Uh, what?
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Our security cameras are from the '80s,
our security guard is in his 80s.
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Plus, Margot's alibi is good.
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Wh... Why are we using
so much criminal language?
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I'm a CSI girl myself.
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But she's clearly guilty.
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You're just jealous because Ben chose me.
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Wait. Whoa. Wait, this is about Ben?
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Ben Gross?
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Girl, that's what I said.
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All right, Devi,
Well, I hate to break it to you,
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but it looks like you'll be paying
for your own car repairs.
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What? But I'm a victim here.
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Oh yeah? Really? What exactly
were you yelling about male genitalia?
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Mm-mm. Nothing.
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Just that I don't know what it is,
and I've never seen it before.
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Well, being an adult means taking
responsibility for your belongings,
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so you'll just have to use your savings.
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But that's for my New York trip.
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Well, you should've thought about that
before getting in a fight over Ben Gross.
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Really?
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Oh, is that a list? Love lists.
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Yeah, we had too many girls
try out for soccer.
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Gotta make some cuts,
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and I'm probably gonna get kicked
in the kneecap.
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That certainly isn't a problem
for the robotics team.
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Because no one's athletic enough
to raise their foot?
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No, no.
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Well, yes, but I'm talking
about how no girls ever try out.
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Guess Eric's right,
and I'm just kinda different.
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What are you talking about?
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You know, how most girls
just aren't into, like, tech stuff?
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Are you for real?
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That's not why girls don't join robotics.
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It's because your team is Incel City, USA.
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That's not true. Eric's far from celibate.
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There is no restroom stall in the school
that he and Rosalia haven't hooked up in.
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He tells us about it
at the top of every meeting.
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Yeah. Do you see how women might not jump
at the chance to listen to that?
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Hold up. Aneesa, are you saying
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that the team
that I'm captain of is toxic?
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'Fraid so, Fab. Just like the L.A. River.
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Ms. Vishwakumar, you're ten minutes late.
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I'm so sorry, Ms. Warner.
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My car was recently a victim
of automotive misogyny.
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I don't know what that means,
and I don't care.
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So, Devi, this is our first official
college meeting of your senior year,
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and I think I have a sneaking suspicion
as to where you might be applying.
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- Princeton!
- Princeton!
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And applying early, I assume?
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- Uh, you know it.
- Good.
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Well, now I heard
you won't be getting a Dr. Keyes rec.
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You know,
after you, uh, sent her to the hospital?
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Yeah. That wasn't great,
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but I do have other teachers
I could get a recommendation from.
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Like Mrs. Paloma, or Mr. Shapiro...
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Ooh, no, not Mr. Shapiro.
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His recs are always soaked
in his own tears.
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Yep, good tip.
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You'll figure it out, and it'll be great.
Now, you know what's coming up, don't you?
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Our New York trip.
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Each year, Ms. Warner
took a group of honors students
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to scope out
the tri-state area's best colleges.
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I can't wait.
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I already got an "I Pretzel New York"
T-shirt to fit in with the locals.
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That makes two of us.
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A campus visit looks great
on an application,
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so this should really help your chances.
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So now, all I need is your deposit
to secure your seat on Kirkland Air.
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Wow, that's cheap, even for us.
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Yeah, uh, about that deposit,
I totally have it.
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I just have to take care of one teeny,
tiny, baby little thing first.
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Eleven hundred dollars.
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What? Are you high on gas fumes?
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Most certainly, but that's also
what it's gonna cost to fix this car.
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But that will completely wipe me out.
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Sorry, it's the best I can do.
I mean, the vandal took up a lot of space.
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I thought you could just clean it off
with a spray and a rag.
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No, no, no, no.
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You have to match the paint,
and Subarus are imported,
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so it's gonna be pricey.
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Look, Skeet, can't we just get a door
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from an old clunker in a junkyard
and just swap it in?
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Sure, I can do a clunk swapper easy,
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but that's gonna run you
about three grand.
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Damn it! Okay, you know what?
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I guess I'm just gonna have to take
my business to a more economical shop.
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All right. Well, good luck with that.
We are the cheapest place in town.
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That's why we're called Cheap Skeet's
Auto Repair and Tanning Salon.
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Oh, Kamala, I wasn't expecting you today.
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Sorry for coming unannounced.
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Every kid at the Pinewoods
is auditioning for Teen Hamilton,
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and I just can't hear another child rap
about the Federalist Papers.
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So I thought I could
just come work here today.
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Of course. But do you know
what might be a better room?
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The garage.
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No loud noises,
no abundance of airflow to distract you.
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What? Pati, why are you acting so weird?
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Oh my God. Are you being held hostage?
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Don't worry, I'll save you.
I took a self-defense class online.
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Kamala, stop!
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I'm not a hostage.
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Len, come out.
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Hi there. I'm Len.
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- Who the hell are you?
- Kamala, please meet my white boyfriend.
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- Why tell me he's white? I can see him.
- How about I fix everybody a sammich, huh?
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Hey, guys, I have devastating news.
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I can't go on the New York trip
because I have to pay to fix my car.
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What? No.
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Yeah. And now it's gonna cost me
all the money I earned this summer
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working at my mom's office.
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Do you know how many
disgusting skin conditions I had to see?
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I saw a nostril cyst get lanced
for nothing.
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But you have to come. Can't you just leave
"stupid bitch" on there?
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Or is that something an enabler
of toxic masculinity would say?
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Won't your mom spot you the money?
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- No, she thinks it's too extravagant.
- Wow, that sucks.
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It's just that every single thing
I'd hoped for for senior year
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has been completely ruined
by frigging Margot.
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And she's totally gonna get away with it.
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I'm sorry. I know this is hard for...
Yummy.
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Huh?
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Ladies, I have
an official announcement to make.
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I'm moving on from Trent,
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and that sizzling beefsteak over there
is my next meal.
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Ethan? Really?
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I mean, I get that he's hot,
but he's also kind of a degenerate.
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Yeah, and what about Trent?
You can't just give up on him.
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He doesn't wanna be with me.
He's made that very clear.
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And as Dua Lipa said,
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the best way to get over someone
is to get under someone else.
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- I don't think that's the lyric.
- It is, Devi. It's one of her rules.
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Also, look at Ethan.
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He's beautiful, he's dangerous,
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and it feels like there's always
a wind hitting him somehow.
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It seems scientifically impossible,
but I do see it.
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Well, El, as someone whose senior year
has already gone tits up, I support it.
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Follow your bliss before
some jealous slore steals it from you.
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Thanks, I think.
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Now, which soda is the sexiest one to buy?
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Squirt.
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Oh my God. Am I a bro now?
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Who am I?
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Um, I'll be right back.
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Yo, Ben. I hope you know
you're dating a straight-up psychopath.
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Well, wouldn't be the first time.
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Well, you know your girlfriend
wrecked my car, right?
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- No, she didn't.
- Of course she did.
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Who else at this school hates my guts?
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Don't answer that.
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- She said she didn't do it. I believe her.
- Really?
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It makes more sense to you
that a total rando out of nowhere
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would deface my car,
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rather than the girl
who is currently furious at me?
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Come on, Ben, you're smarter than that.
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Look, Devi,
what is it that you want exactly?
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Uh, for you to tell me
how you can be with her.
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How you can date someone
who is actively trying to hurt me.
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Don't you care about me at all?
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I mean...
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I know not like that,
but I at least thought we were friends.
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We are friends.
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But what do you want me to do,
break up with my girlfriend?
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All I'm saying is that I wouldn't stand by
and let someone do that to you.
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I... I don't know what to say to that.
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Well, maybe you can think about it
on the New York trip,
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which I can no longer afford.
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Please thank Margot for that.
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And as a registered doula,
it was my duty to stand by her,
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so that's why I was out yesterday.
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Excuse me, Ms. Nuni?
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I couldn't help but overhear
your beautiful story.
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By any chance did you happen to get
a substitute teacher
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for your classes yesterday?
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A substitute?
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You think just any carbon-based organism
with a diploma could take my place?
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My darling child, I think not.
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- Hmm. Thank you, Ms. Nuni.
- You're welcome, strange girl.
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Well, well, well.
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Contrary to Margot's alibi,
there was no class yesterday.
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So who's the stupid bitch now?
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So wait, you have a boyfriend?
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Yes, Kamala, don't look so shocked.
I'm clearly a GMILF.
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00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,464
Okay, simmer down.
236
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:16,008
I'm just wondering
why you kept him a secret.
237
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,010
Because it's so shameful.
238
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,555
I shouldn't be flitting about
with a boyfriend, like Carrie Bradshaw.
239
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,225
I should be mourning my dead husband,
240
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,559
like Carrie Bradshaw.
241
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,311
Spoiler alert.
242
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:31,649
Your husband died 20 years ago.
No one would judge you for moving on.
243
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,942
But they should.
244
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,194
Respectable widows
aren't supposed to move on.
245
00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:38,572
My mother was a widow from age 22 to 104.
246
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:41,242
- That's the way you're supposed to do it.
- Is it?
247
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,745
Yes, widows should devote their time
to their grandchildren,
248
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,456
not get involved
with a silver fox who drives a Ferrari.
249
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,083
Len drives a Ferrari?
250
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,459
He test drove one.
251
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,337
He still has the dealership's
business card in his wallet.
252
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,924
But now that the cat's out of the bag,
I will end things.
253
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,135
- Please don't tell Nalini.
- I won't.
254
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,429
But I don't think
you need to break up with him.
255
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,391
Unlike some people in the family,
I would never ask you to do that.
256
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,184
What are you referring to?
257
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,563
Like how you told Manish
he couldn't come to the house anymore?
258
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,189
That doesn't sound like me.
259
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,734
I've always loved Manish.
260
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:15,818
Sure.
261
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,989
Look, all I'm saying
is wanting companionship is not shameful.
262
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,159
And if you just let the family
support you, we would.
263
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,119
All we want is for you to be happy.
264
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:30,040
Okay, who is ready to go clubbin'?
265
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,211
Club sandwiches.
266
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,380
Nirmy loves my puns.
267
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,553
- Hey.
- Ah.
268
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,888
What you working on?
269
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,891
Nothing.
Just a little side project.
270
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,558
Cool.
271
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,438
So listen, you know
you can tell me anything, right?
272
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,774
Ugh. For the last time,
273
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,485
I don't think your big watch
makes your wrist look dainty.
274
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:01,071
Uh, no, that's not what I was asking.
Although, I appreciate you saying that.
275
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,410
I just mean that if you spray-painted
Devi's car, you could tell me.
276
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,497
Wait, you think I did it?
277
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,710
No, but you did have a good reason,
so I... I could understand why you might.
278
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,295
How can you possibly think
279
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,506
I would vandalize
your ex-girlfriend's car?
280
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,429
I don't know.
Maybe 'cause you were mad at her,
281
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,259
and have unlimited access to art supplies,
282
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,553
and currently
are smashing things in a fiery rage.
283
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,056
What? No, I'm not raging out.
284
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,391
These are for a decorative mosaic
I'm making.
285
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,020
Oh. Wow, that's actually quite beautiful.
286
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,522
Yeah, it is.
287
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,650
But just to rewind a second,
288
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985
it kind of seems like
you trust Devi more than me.
289
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,070
No. No, I don't.
290
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,404
Sure sounds like it.
291
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,699
Ben, I'm your girlfriend.
You should know I'm not a criminal.
292
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,079
Margot Ramos,
please come to the principal's office.
293
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,832
Margot Ramos to the principal's office.
294
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,333
Mmm, you hear that, baby?
295
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,377
That's the sound of sweet revenge.
296
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,962
What did you do?
297
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,589
Let's just say
Margot is about to be Mar-gone.
298
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,007
Fun wordplay.
299
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,051
- Thank you. I worked on it...
- Shut up, shut up.
300
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,392
'Sup, Ethan? Cool bruise.
301
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,520
Uh... Yeah, I fell.
302
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,273
Wow, you're crazy.
303
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,066
Hello, class.
304
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,821
Today we continue our lesson on animals.
305
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,075
Ethan, would you like to write
the pets you have on the board?
306
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,412
- Nah, I'm good.
- Just write your pets on the board.
307
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,422
Ugh. He's so tortured.
308
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,300
I can't wait to crack him open
like a creaky cellar door
309
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,094
and explore the hidden treasures within.
310
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,055
Yeah, I don't think there's much going on
below the surface.
311
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,309
Uh, think again. The boy's got turtles.
312
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,978
I HAVE THREE TURTLES
313
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,147
Wait, just one segundo.
314
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,359
Did Ethan write his T's
in the same psychotic way as Margot?
315
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,948
Hey, Ethan, quick questch.
316
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,201
You didn't happen to write "stupid bitch"
on my car, did you?
317
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,579
Oh shit, was that your car?
318
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,832
I thought it was Señora Diaz's car.
She gave me an F on a worksheet.
319
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,416
Stupid bitch.
320
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,461
En Español, Ethan.
321
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:21,754
Sorry.
322
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,422
Perra estúpida.
323
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,342
Devi, you pegged the wrong guy.
324
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,677
It was Ethan that defaced the Subs.
325
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,679
Margot was innocent after all.
326
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015
Ay, dios mío.
327
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,225
All right, Miss Ramos,
328
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,811
it's come to my attention
that you lied straight to my face
329
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,480
about being in class yesterday.
330
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,105
You lied?
331
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:45,319
Principal Grubbs, I'm sorry. I only lied
because I didn't wanna seem guilty.
332
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,780
But that doesn't mean I am guilty.
333
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,074
Mm-hmm. Mr. Gross, why are you even here?
334
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,826
Haven't you caused enough trouble,
you tiny stud?
335
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,788
Now, Miss Ramos,
you may be looking at a suspension.
336
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,041
What? No, I...
337
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,043
Ben, I promise I did not vandalize...
338
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,254
She didn't do it. It wasn't her.
Margot's innocent.
339
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,966
What?
340
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,345
Yeah, I did a boof. My B.
341
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,148
- But I did figure out who did it. It was...
- No.
342
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,309
- Devi, mm-mm, I don't wanna hear it.
- What? But this is for real.
343
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,061
Devi, no!
344
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,105
You have wasted far too much of my time.
345
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,773
I mean, can we just go one day
346
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,234
without you creating mayhem
all around you?
347
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,614
As I was saying,
Margot, I believed you the whole time.
348
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032
Thank you for stopping by.
349
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826
Sure.
350
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,874
Um, Margot, I'm really sorry.
Hopefully we can laugh about this one day.
351
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,418
Uh...
352
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,463
Um, but...
353
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,923
...maybe not today.
354
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,807
Hi. Uh, is this the science club?
355
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,561
My name is Fabiola.
I am captain of the robotics team.
356
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,373
And I just wanted to stop by to say
that we're looking for new members
357
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,565
if anyone's interested.
358
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:07,651
I have a pretty tight schedule,
but I might be able to squeeze you in.
359
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,735
Not you, Gerard.
360
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,449
I was sort of hoping for
some like-minded, STEM lovin' ladies.
361
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,912
Um, thanks for letting us know,
but I think we're gonna pass.
362
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,957
Okay, look,
I've recently heard some rumors
363
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,293
about the anti-feminist vibe of our club.
364
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,837
But it's not as bad as people are saying.
365
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,672
I mean, there's a woman in charge.
366
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,800
Were you in charge on Monday?
Because it was pretty bad then.
367
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,554
Do you even know what a motherboard is?
368
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,598
No, but I'm interested in learning.
369
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,934
I don't know,
this pack moves at a breakneck pace.
370
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,437
Not sure you can keep up
with the big dogs!
371
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,817
Excuse me.
372
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,444
Can you guys stop barking?
373
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,448
All right,
let's saw this Beanie Baby in half.
374
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,329
Okay, yeah, that's pretty damning.
375
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,039
As cool as robotics is,
376
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:05,334
no one wants to get talked down to
by a bunch of neckbeards with BO.
377
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,417
I get it,
378
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,713
but if any of you
are really interested in robotics,
379
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,300
I promise I'm going to change
the culture of my club,
380
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,510
or power down trying.
381
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,394
Hey.
382
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,231
Wow, kind of a crazy day, huh?
383
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,322
So look, I am so sorry
about the mix-up with Margot.
384
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,074
I feel really bad, but, you know...
385
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,244
Listen, Devi, Margot asked me
not to speak to you anymore.
386
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,537
What?
387
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,498
She was pretty upset about what went down,
and I'm gonna respect that.
388
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,709
So you're just not gonna talk
to me ever again?
389
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,838
Ben, it was a misunderstanding. Come on.
390
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,339
Sorry, Devi.
391
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590
In a single day,
392
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:58,428
Devi had lost both a roundtrip ticket
and a lover turned friend,
393
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,056
and there was only one dipshit to blame.
394
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,728
Yo, dickwad.
395
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,272
What the f...
396
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,607
I'm gonna hold on to this
until you get my car fixed.
397
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,068
So? I have, like,
four more of those at home.
398
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,320
Huh. Then I'll beat you to death
with this one.
399
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,323
You can't go around messing with something
that belongs to someone else.
400
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,117
Jeez, I'm so sorry.
401
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,535
Yeah, you will be sorry
402
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,954
if you don't get
my car looking brand new ASAP.
403
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,040
And it better freaking sparkle,
sweetheart.
404
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,710
You sound like one of the Sopranos.
405
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,587
They call me Crazy Devi for a reason.
406
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,923
You wanna find out why?
407
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,801
No.
408
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,181
Fix my car, punk.
409
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,312
- What's up, Devi?
- Hey, Paxton.
410
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,564
Wait. What? Paxton?
411
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,399
Can't talk now, I've got an interview.
412
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,074
What are you guys doing?
413
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,744
Look, Torres,
we made a robot that gives purple nurples.
414
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:04,870
Are you kidding me?
415
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,538
Ahh! My nurps!
416
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,462
You know what people
are saying about our team?
417
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,501
That we're a bunch of cool geniuses
who don't know how sexy we are?
418
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,045
No, no one has said that ever.
419
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,215
People are saying that we are a group
of gatekeeping dork bros
420
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,633
who are unwelcoming to women.
421
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,343
We are not unwelcoming.
422
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:22,763
We just haven't had any girl candidates
aside from you who are up to par.
423
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,306
What do you mean "up to par"?
424
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,435
You know what, Eric?
Since you consider yourself so above par,
425
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:31,772
why don't you tell me what
a scale-invariant feature transform is?
426
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:38,820
Uh...
427
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,948
Uh, I mean, I definitely know.
428
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,031
Then tell me.
429
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,202
If you are such an expert on robotics
and have nothing left to learn,
430
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,495
then tell me what that means.
431
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,544
I don't know, okay?
432
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,297
I'm an idiot. Is that what you wanna hear?
433
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,676
- Why are you making me feel so small?
- To teach you a lesson.
434
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,970
From this day forward,
this club will cease to be
435
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,430
a cesspool of toxic beta masculinity.
436
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,141
We will be inviting and inclusive,
437
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:12,145
and we will no longer make robots
whose sole purpose is to physically grope!
438
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,983
And maybe people
could also try wearing deodorant?
439
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,694
Yes!
440
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,989
We will be a BO-free zone. Is that clear?
441
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,702
Well, everyone, please welcome Michelle.
She will be...
442
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,161
joining us?
443
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,415
Yeah, I'd love that.
444
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,255
Hello!
445
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,465
Who is hungry? I went to Franco's.
446
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009
Did you get extra G knots?
447
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:45,137
Of course I did. You think I want
a riot to break out in my own home?
448
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,765
You went to Franco's?
That's all the way across town.
449
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,851
I thought you liked Antonio's better.
450
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:54,396
I do, but I know how much you like
Franco's baked ziti.
451
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,441
That's right.
Because we all care about you deeply
452
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,860
and wouldn't judge you
for something that makes you happy.
453
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,446
You're hitting it pretty hard, Kamala.
It's just pasta.
454
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,782
I need to tell everyone something.
455
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,037
I know this family looks to me
as a pillar of morality,
456
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,705
almost godlike in virtue,
457
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,832
but I'm a mere woman.
458
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,667
A woman with needs.
459
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,796
So I would like it to be known
that I'm dating someone.
460
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,256
I'm sorry, what?
461
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
He's a white man named Len.
462
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,554
Once again, you really didn't need
to mention his race.
463
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:31,558
And we've been going on clandestine,
unchaperoned lunches together.
464
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,810
There. The truth is out.
465
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,729
Disown me if you must.
466
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522
Congratulations, Mami.
467
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,857
Yeah, get it, Pati.
468
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,611
Really?
You don't think I'm a common harlot?
469
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,572
Oh no, Nirmala Mami.
470
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,492
You're a woman who deserves good company.
471
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,701
I told you.
472
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,369
Thank you.
473
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,581
He drove a Ferrari once.
474
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,664
Wow.
475
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,551
Yo.
476
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,345
Yo back.
477
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,597
Alrighty.
478
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,099
So do I need to give you my keys
479
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,182
so you can take this to a repair shop
or something?
480
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,268
Repair shop?
481
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,479
No, I just bought a spray.
482
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,688
There's a spray?
483
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,274
- Yeah.
- How much does that cost?
484
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,777
- Thirteen bucks.
- Damn you, Skeeter.
485
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,445
You no-good son of a bitch.
486
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,824
So you're kind of mean, huh?
487
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,909
No, I just believe in justice.
488
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:33,763
Yeah. Well, whatever it is, I've never
been yelled at like that before.
489
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,789
I find that hard
to believe.
490
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,873
It's kind of hot.
491
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,459
Say what, bad boy?
492
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,421
Yeah, when you were yelling at me,
I was like...
493
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:46,675
"Damn. Devi's kind of sexy."
494
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:49,177
Uh...
495
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,261
Thank you.
496
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,390
Devi, no. What are you doing?
497
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,725
We can't like this punk.
498
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,602
He's your friend's crush.
499
00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,563
Oh shit.
500
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,649
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
501
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,652
♪ Give it to me slowly ♪
502
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,821
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
503
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,949
♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪
504
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,076
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
505
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163
♪ Give it to me slowly ♪
506
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,415
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
507
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,251
♪ Baby, won't you ride with me? ♪
508
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,192
♪ Did it always have to go through? ♪
509
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,527
♪ Did it always have to be this way? ♪