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<i>[scatting]</i>

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<i>♪ A Netflix series ♪</i>

3
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<i>♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ They're coming down south
To stay with me ♪</i>

5
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<i>-♪ Hey! ♪
-♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪</i>

6
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<i>♪ It's Family Reunion ♪</i>

7
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<i>[laughing]</i>

8
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

9
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<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

10
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<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

11
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{\an8}<i>I've got to tell you,</i>

12
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{\an8}<i>this new workout I'm doing
is a miracle.</i>

13
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{\an8}<i>Now, I may have to get up at 5 a.m.,
but it's worth it.</i>

14
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{\an8}<i>[scoffs] 5 a.m.?
Yeah, I don't need a six-pack that bad.</i>

15
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{\an8}<i>Well, keep it up, Elvis.
Looking great, bro.</i>

16
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{\an8}<i>[grunts] Who's your new friend?</i>

17
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{\an8}<i>Good morning, my little sunflower.</i>

18
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{\an8}<i>Ugh.</i>

19
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{\an8}<i>Fail.</i>

20
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{\an8}<i>God, you keep tricking me
with those new muscular shoulders.</i>

21
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{\an8}<i>And that, my friends,
is why you get up at 5 a.m.</i>

22
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<i>[scoffs]</i>

23
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{\an8}<i>[sighs] Man, I can't believe M'Dear
is making us wash dishes before school.</i>

24
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{\an8}<i>They'll be just as dirty when we get back.</i>

25
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<i>Well, M'Dear doesn't like
dirty dishes laying around.</i>

26
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<i>Well, why don't M'Dear do them herself?</i>

27
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<i>Why don't you go and ask her?</i>

28
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{\an8}<i>-Hmm. Hand me some soap.
-Exactly.</i>

29
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<i>I wish they paid us by the dish.</i>

30
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<i>At least then I'd have enough money
for the Hectic Grooves concert.</i>

31
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{\an8}<i>-Hey, that concert's going to be lit.</i> 
<i>-Exactly.</i>

32
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{\an8}<i>Like my granddaddy's barn
when the horse knocked over the lantern.</i>

33
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<i>I can't believe
they're coming to Columbus.</i>

34
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{\an8}<i>[sighs] I know.</i>

35
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{\an8}<i>I want to go too but them tickets
is 50 bucks and I'm 60 dollars short.</i>

36
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<i>That doesn't add up.</i>

37
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<i>Yeah, I borrowed 10 dollars
out your wallet. I'll pay it back.</i>

38
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<i>Let's talk about
the definition of borrow.</i>

39
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<i>You know,</i> 

40
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{\an8}<i>my friends at my old high school
used to make 200 bucks a night</i>

41
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<i>throwing parties
that they charged people to go to.</i>

42
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<i>Now, we can do the same thing.</i>

43
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<i>All we need is a venue
and some refreshments.</i>

44
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<i>Great. But we don't have a venue
or refreshments.</i>

45
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<i>Actually, we've got the perfect venue.</i>

46
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<i>One without parents or neighbors.</i>

47
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<i>Man, I told you
my granddaddy's barn burned down.</i>

48
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<i>No. I'm talking about the church.</i>

49
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<i>[gasps]</i>

50
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<i>But M'Dear would kill us,
and not hypothetically.</i>

51
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<i>I mean, she would actually kill us.</i>

52
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<i>We're doing the Lord's work,
bringing children to his house.</i> 

53
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<i>It's just innocent, Christian fun.</i>

54
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<i>Let's pray on it.</i>

55
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<i>We're in.</i>

56
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<i>What's up?</i>

57
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<i>Oh!</i>

58
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<i>Oh, the hairs
on the back of my neck just stood up.</i>

59
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<i>Oh, you know what that means?</i>

60
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<i>-Is something wrong with Grandpa?
-No, no, I just talked to Jeb.</i>

61
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<i>This is something else.</i>

62
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<i>Oh.</i>

63
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<i>You think somebody
around the house is up to no good.</i>

64
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<i>Mm-hmm.</i>

65
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<i>M'Dear, it can't be the boys. I mean,
they're washing dishes like you told them.</i>

66
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<i>Well, somebody is up to something.</i>

67
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<i>Maybe your neck senses
are wrong this time.</i>

68
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<i>I suppose.</i> 

69
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<i>They say that as you enter
into your forties...</i>

70
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<i>you know, some things start to change.</i>

71
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<i>Well, I wouldn't know.</i>

72
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<i>[chuckles]</i>

73
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<i>Cocoa, please.</i>

74
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

75
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<i>♪</i> Hey ♪</i>

76
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<i>Okay. I got your coffee
just how you like it, Dad.</i>

77
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<i>Um, I mean, Mr. McKellan.</i>

78
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<i>Thank you, Miss McKellen.
You're going to kill it.</i>

79
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<i>[chuckles]</i>

80
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<i>I can't believe I'm working with my baby.</i>

81
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<i>No. Here I am not your baby,
I am your employee.</i>

82
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<i>I vowed to be professional.</i>

83
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<i>Well, it was that vow
that made me hire you.</i>

84
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<i>Plus, you get some real-world experience</i>

85
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<i>and someone else foots the bill.</i>

86
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<i>All right. Well,
I updated your Google calendar.</i>

87
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<i>Your team meeting is in 30 minutes,
but I will remind you five minutes before.</i>

88
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<i>Awesome. And I need these things
to be done before I go on-air.</i> 

89
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<i>-Now, I know it's a lot...
-I finished most of these on the car ride.</i>

90
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<i>My girl. Give me some.</i>

91
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<i>Oh.</i>

92
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<i>Dad, I think it's a little inappropriate
to high-five in the workplace.</i>

93
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<i>But this is a sports show.</i> 

94
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<i>I could dump a cooler of Gatorade
on your head and it would fit in.</i>

95
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<i>Oh my gosh, Jillian Edwards?</i> 

96
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<i>I'm sorry, but your shoe collection
is legendary.</i>

97
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<i>Thank you.</i>

98
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<i>Oh my gosh!</i> 

99
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<i>Are those the limited edition
Giuseppe Zanottis?</i>

100
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<i>Yes, they are. And you have a good eye.</i>

101
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<i>Oh, well, fashion is kind of my thing.</i>

102
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<i>-I'm Jade McKellan. It's my first day.
-Oh, so you must be Moz's daughter.</i>

103
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<i>Uh-huh. But here, I am his assistant.</i>

104
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<i>[phone rings]</i>

105
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<i>-Excuse me.
-Mm-hmm.</i>

106
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<i>This is my stylist.</i>

107
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<i>Go ahead.</i>

108
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<i>Hello?</i>

109
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<i>Uh, what do you mean
you're in the hospital?</i>

110
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<i>Can't they take
your appendix out next week?</i>

111
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<i>Hello?</i>

112
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<i>Um, hey, you know, I'm planning
on going to school for fashion design,</i>

113
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<i>and maybe I could give you a hand
when I'm not helping my dad?</i>

114
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<i>-Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
-Cool.</i>

115
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<i>-She's so fly, right?
-Yeah, she is.</i>

116
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<i>Oh, I'm Jade. [chuckles]</i>

117
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<i>Oh, you're Moz McKellan's daughter.</i>

118
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<i>Yeah, but I want to be treated
like every other employee.</i>

119
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<i>Did you have to submit a resume?</i>

120
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<i>No.</i>

121
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<i>-Did you have to get a background check?
-No.</i>

122
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<i>Did you have to interview?</i>

123
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<i>Oh, yeah. Yeah, me and my dad
talked about it over dinner.</i>

124
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<i>Wow, you really are
just like the rest of us.</i>

125
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<i>[chuckles]</i>

126
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{\an8}<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

127
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{\an8}<i>♪ What's up? ♪</i>

128
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<i>♪ What? What's up? ♪</i>

129
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<i>Woo! Ah!</i>

130
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<i>M'Dear, I am so glad
we decided to do this.</i> 

131
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<i>-You know, we deserve to...
-Ooh!</i>

132
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<i>-I got that feeling again.
-What...</i>

133
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<i>What's wrong? Is the mask irritating you?</i>

134
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<i>The back of my neck is tingling.</i>

135
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<i>Wh...</i>

136
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<i>Maybe it's the sparkling cider
hitting you.</i>

137
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<i>I can feel the bubbles
in the back of my throat too.</i>

138
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<i>-Just sit back and relax.
-[grunts]</i>

139
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<i>[grunts]</i>

140
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<i>[Cocoa] Woo.</i>

141
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<i>Mm.</i>

142
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<i>Boys!</i>

143
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<i>What y'all doing?</i>

144
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<i>-How did you know it was us?
-I can smell ya.</i>

145
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<i>-Well, we're just going to Elvis's house.
-Uh, yeah, our sow just had a litter.</i> 

146
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<i>I'm going to name
the prettiest piglet Jade.</i>

147
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<i>Well, I'm sure Jade
will be flattered. Have fun.</i>

148
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<i>You know, maybe it's not the boys,
but something is not right.</i>

149
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<i>What's not right
is naming a piglet Jade.</i>

150
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<i>[laughs]</i>

151
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

152
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<i>And after you warm up my sandwich,</i>

153
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<i>pick up my pants from the cleaners.</i>

154
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<i>-I need them for tonight's show.
-Got it.</i>

155
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<i>All right, my trainer kicked my butt
today, so I'm going to get in a nap.</i>

156
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<i>Make sure no one knocks
on my dressing room door. Okay?</i>

157
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<i>[man] Hey, Jade.</i>

158
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<i>The assistants take turns running
the teleprompter. Could you do it today?</i>

159
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<i>You just watch one training video.
It's super easy.</i>

160
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<i>Oh, okay, sure.
Whatever the team needs, right?</i>

161
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<i>Go team! Ooh.</i>

162
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<i>Sorry, summer camp flashbacks.</i>

163
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<i>I look ridiculous! What am I going to do?</i>

164
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<i>Uh, hey, Jillian. Is everything okay?</i>

165
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<i>No, I'm going to a Trae Young event
when we wrap and I have no stylist.</i> 

166
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<i>I can't walk the red carpet like this.
This looks like a prom dress.</i>

167
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<i>Oh.</i>

168
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<i>-Wait, Trae Young, like from the Hawks?</i> 
<i>-Yeah.</i>

169
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<i>Okay. Okay, well, look.</i> 

170
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<i>Um, I mean, all it really needs is a hem
and we can make this strapless,</i>

171
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<i>and then you can just rock it
with those Giuseppes.</i>

172
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<i>Look, I know you must be busy.
Are you sure you have time?</i>

173
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<i>Oh, no, no, no. I can totally handle this.
It'll only take a few minutes.</i>

174
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<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

175
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<i>-[rap music playing]</i>
-♪ Frame in ♪</i>

176
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<i>♪ Run it back, y'all ♪</i>

177
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<i>♪ Run it up ♪</i>

178
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<i>♪ Run it back, right... ♪</i>

179
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<i>That'll be ten dollars.</i>

180
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<i>♪ Run it up... ♪</i>

181
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<i>Ten dollars, please.</i>

182
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<i>Dang it, Darrell, ain't nobody
want your tooth fairy money.</i>

183
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,252
<i>Yo, Tyson.</i> 

184
00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,964
<i>I really didn't think this would work,
but we've outdone ourselves.</i>

185
00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,092
<i>Woo-hoo! I feel like a young P. Diddy.</i> 
<i>[chuckles]</i>

186
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<i>Hey, you think
we should start a clothing line?</i>

187
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<i>We have enough money
to go to the Hectic Grooves concert</i> 

188
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<i>and bring dates.</i>

189
00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,850
<i>-Mm-hmm.
-Too bad Lilly broke up with me.</i>

190
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,520
<i>Hey, hey, hey. Don't worry about her.</i> 

191
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<i>There's plenty of fish in the sea,</i>

192
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<i>and with all this cash,
we're going to do plenty of fishing.</i>

193
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<i>[laughing]</i>

194
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<i>Oh, snap.</i> 

195
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<i>Scott Hartle and some other upperclassmen
just came through.</i>

196
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<i>This party went from okay to hey.</i>

197
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<i>[crowd] Hey!</i>

198
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<i>Oh my gosh, we are going to be legends.
Everything's going to be so</i> 

199
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<i>beautiful.</i>

200
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<i>What?</i>

201
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<i>-Hi.
-Hi.</i>

202
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<i>I'm party. This is my Mazzi.</i>

203
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<i>I think you meant to say
that you're Mazzi and this is your party.</i>

204
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,351
<i>Oh, wow.
You took the words out of my mouth.</i>

205
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,186
<i>I'm Aaliyah.</i>

206
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,982
<i>I haven't seen you before.
Do you go to Maya Angelou Academy?</i>

207
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:11,152
<i>I start on Monday.
I just transferred here from Jackson.</i> 

208
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,903
<i>I saw your party invite on IG.</i>

209
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,447
<i>I'm glad you came.</i>

210
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,658
<i>Sorry, my hands are so sweaty.</i>

211
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,286
<i>Ah, it's okay.
I forgot to put on lotion today.</i> 

212
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,954
<i>I appreciate the extra moisture.</i>

213
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:30,713
<i>Man, this party is trash.
We need to get this thing popping.</i>

214
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,222
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

215
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:45,186
<i>[man]</i> Teleprompter training video.</i>
Remember these important elements:</i>

216
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:48,773
<i>font size, speed,
and matching the rhythm of the reader.</i>

217
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,733
<i>You haven't finished the training yet?</i>

218
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,862
<i>Oh, I just started. I was busy.
But I have plenty of time.</i>

219
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,161
<i>Oh, hi, Dad. How's it going?</i>

220
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,913
<i>How do you think?</i> 

221
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,501
<i>Did you get my text?
I go on air any second. Pants, please.</i>

222
00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,880
<i>Oh my God,
I am so sorry. I completely forgot.</i>

223
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,258
<i>What? How could you forget that?
It's the most important thing on the list.</i>

224
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,595
<i>Well, look, Jillian
needed my help, and so...</i>

225
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,513
<i>Jillian?</i>

226
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,809
<i>You work for me, and I'm pants-less.</i>

227
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:27,561
<i>You know what?
I'll pick up your pants now.</i>

228
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,314
<i>Pick them up? Jade, the dry cleaners
closed 30 minutes ago.</i>

229
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,858
<i>We need you on teleprompter.
You watched the video, right?</i>

230
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,360
<i>-Uh, sure.
-Okay, great.</i>

231
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,861
<i>Moz, we need you on camera.</i>

232
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,447
<i>I love the shorts, but they don't go.</i>

233
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,824
<i>Put on some pants, please.</i>

234
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:43,035
<i>Thanks to my assistant,
these shorts are all I have.</i>

235
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,122
<i>You're going live in 30 seconds.
Sit behind the desk.</i> 

236
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,915
<i>Tiana, pull something from wardrobe.</i>

237
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,834
<i>We'll take care of it
when we go to commercial.</i>

238
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,836
<i>We'll talk about this later.</i>

239
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,764
<i>Uh, you want a biscuit
with those legs and thighs?</i>

240
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,600
<i>Don't quit your day job.</i>

241
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,894
<i>Okay.</i>

242
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,480
<i>Welcome to "What's Up Football".</i>

243
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,482
<i>Today, we're talking
about core team issues.</i>

244
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,402
<i>We're taking a look
at the fated franchise from Jacksonville.</i> 

245
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,822
<i>The coaches must create a system
for players to execute all three phases...</i> 

246
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,906
<i>special teams.</i>

247
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,200
<i>Jade, slow down.</i>

248
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,285
<i>I agree.</i> 

249
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:25,786
<i>And it's not</i>

250
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,539
<i>just about X's</i>

251
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,333
<i>and O's.</i>

252
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,503
<i>Let's talk about</i>

253
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:36,881
<i>cronyism and the</i>

254
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,508
<i>team owners not</i>

255
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,386
<i>hiring the most</i>

256
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,388
<i>qualified coaches in</i>

257
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,599
<i>the first place.</i>

258
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,058
<i>Jade, speed up.</i>

259
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,019
<i>Later, I'll be speaking to...</i> 

260
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,562
<i>legendar...</i>

261
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,692
<i>We've got lots more show coming for you
after this commercial break.</i>

262
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,488
<i>No, no, no, no.</i>

263
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,033
<i>Finally, some pants.</i>

264
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,993
<i>What are you doing?
We're still on the air.</i>

265
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,207
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

266
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,465
<i>Get out of here.
I play three different instruments too.</i> 

267
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,552
<i>The flute, clarinet,
and one other woodwind. Guess which one.</i>

268
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:28,766
<i>Mazzi?</i>

269
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,227
<i>Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.</i>

270
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,647
<i>I stopped listening after,
"I play three different instruments."</i>

271
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,274
<i>We have so much in common.
I'm glad you came to my party.</i>

272
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,192
<i>Me too.</i>

273
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,570
<i>-I love you guys.
-Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Uh...</i>

274
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,698
<i>And I don't even know you.</i>

275
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,161
<i>Get it, Zazzi? I mean, Sazzi.</i>

276
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,872
<i>-Dang it. Man, you know your name.
-[Mazzi] What?</i>

277
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,542
<i>Hey, Elvis, are you okay?</i>

278
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,003
<i>[sighs] Something's wrong with the room.
It keeps spinning.</i>

279
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,214
<i>[sniffs] Mm...</i>

280
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,883
<i>He smells like my Uncle Johnny
when the Cowboys lose.</i>

281
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:03,801
<i>[dance music plays]</i>

282
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,428
<i>Oh, that's my song!</i>

283
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,680
<i>What? What?</i>

284
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,639
<i>What?</i>

285
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,351
<i>Oh.</i>

286
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:13,978
<i>Excuse me.</i>

287
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,647
<i>Tyson, we have a problem.</i>

288
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,400
<i>I know. Dancing with three girls
is harder than I thought.</i>

289
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,944
<i>What? No, look around.</i>

290
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,738
<i>People are drunk.</i>

291
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,540
<i>Oh, snap.</i>

292
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,128
<i>Ooh.</i>

293
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,088
<i>You could start a fire with this stuff.</i>

294
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,174
<i>This is all bad. What do we do?</i>

295
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,759
<i>I think you should call your mom.</i>

296
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,428
<i>[laughs]</i>

297
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,054
<i>You want him to snitch on himself?</i>

298
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,891
<i>How much of that punch have you had?</i>

299
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,020
<i>Tyson's right. We didn't get permission
to throw this party.</i> 

300
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,188
<i>Can you imagine
how much trouble we'd be in?</i>

301
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,108
<i>Mazzi, you're gonna get in even worse
trouble if more people get drunk.</i>

302
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,903
<i>Hey, hey, hey, look.
Everything is under control.</i>

303
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,447
<i>Stop tripping. We got this.</i>

304
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,407
<i>Oh! Wee!</i>

305
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,577
<i>[groans]</i>

306
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,122
<i>Maybe we don't got this.
I'm going to take this punch out.</i>

307
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,833
<i>-[upbeat music plays]</i>
-♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

308
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,376
<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

309
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,338
<i>Ooh, yes. It's been a great day.</i>

310
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:26,050
<i>There's nothing like a stranger
rubbing on your bunions.</i>

311
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,679
<i>So, are you ready to admit</i>

312
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,431
<i>that maybe your suspicions</i>

313
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,225
<i>-were a little overblown?
-[M'Dear groans]</i>

314
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,353
<i>Well, maybe you're right.</i> 

315
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:41,398
<i>But my senses,
they have never failed me before.</i>

316
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,777
<i>You think I'm getting old, don't you?</i>

317
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,242
<i>You're right. It's crazy talk.</i> 

318
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,411
<i>Maybe my tingling is because</i>

319
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,373
<i>I've been standing too close
to the microwave or something.</i>

320
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,042
<i>[phone ringing]</i>

321
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,710
<i>Oh, it's Mazzi.</i> 

322
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,837
<i>Hey, baby.</i> 

323
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,466
<i>Wait. Wait, what?</i> 

324
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,635
<i>No, no, no, what do you mean?</i> 

325
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,972
<i>Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm glad you're there
because when I am done,</i>

326
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,807
<i>you're going to need your last rites.</i>

327
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,851
<i>-[scoffs]
-What's going on?</i>

328
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:22,272
<i>Mazzi and Tyson
threw a secret party at the church</i>

329
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,566
<i>and, evidently,
it's gotten way out of hand.</i>

330
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,444
<i>Yes! [laughs]</i>

331
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:31,281
<i>Oh, I haven't lost it!
How dare you doubt me?</i> 

332
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,783
<i>See, you're just jealous</i>

333
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,952
<i>'cause your neck,
it don't tell you nothing.</i>

334
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,081
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

335
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,712
<i>Hey, Dad.</i> 

336
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,507
<i>You really didn't mean
to fire me on-air, right?</i>

337
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,676
<i>Mm, I meant it.</i>

338
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,760
<i>What?</i>

339
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,847
<i>Okay, well, look, just let me explain.</i>

340
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,892
<i>I didn't manage my time well,
and I had an opportunity to help Jillian,</i>

341
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,146
<i>and I thought that I could help her
and also do my job for you.</i>

342
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,939
<i>Did Jillian hire you?</i>

343
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,984
<i>I was supposed to be your priority.</i>

344
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,527
<i>You let me down.</i>

345
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,654
<i>I know, I'm sorry.</i> 

346
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,324
<i>I promise I won't ever do it again.
I've learned my lesson.</i>

347
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,079
<i>-I'm happy to hear that, baby.
-[sighs]</i>

348
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,625
<i>[sighs]</i>

349
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,752
<i>But you're still fired.</i>

350
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,669
<i>What?</i>

351
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,631
<i>What? No, you...
You can't do that.</i>

352
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,969
<i>I mean, I'm your daughter.
Hello? Nepotism!</i>

353
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,556
<i>Jade, you're not ready for this.</i> 

354
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,184
<i>I passed on someone more qualified
to give you a chance.</i> 

355
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,144
<i>And you had me looking like a fool on TV.</i>

356
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,229
<i>That stuff doesn't go away.</i>

357
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,647
<i>[sighs]</i>

358
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:51,153
<i>Jade, this outfit is hot. Great job.</i>

359
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,113
<i>I'm about to slay that red carpet.</i>

360
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,407
<i>-Thank you, you look great, girl.</i> 
<i>-Thank you.</i>

361
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:59,203
<i>And, uh, by the way,
if you ever have any styling needs...</i>

362
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,954
<i>Oh, honey, no.</i> 

363
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,707
<i>You just got fired on live television.</i> 

364
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,335
<i>But call me in two years
when the stink is off of you.</i>

365
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,881
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

366
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,052
<i>How dare you take a sacred place</i> 

367
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,304
<i>and run a speakeasy out of it?</i>

368
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,432
<i>All of you
should be ashamed of yourselves.</i>

369
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,561
<i>[screams]</i>

370
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,440
<i>You... You... You broke Jesus?</i>

371
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,859
<i>You broke Jesus?</i>

372
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,237
<i>[screaming]</i>

373
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,782
<i>They broke the baby!
They broke baby Jesus!</i>

374
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,076
<i>-M'Dear.
-Look at what you've done! Who did this?</i>

375
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:42,162
<i>Who did it? Who broke Jesus?</i>

376
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,497
<i>[cries]</i>

377
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,376
<i>-Calm down.
-Oh, they broke him.</i> 

378
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,087
<i>-Oh, Cocoa, they broke him.
-Now, whose dumb idea was this?</i>

379
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,675
<i>Good. Because both of you are grounded.</i> 

380
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,761
<i>I cannot believe
you threw a party with alcohol.</i>

381
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,472
<i>Okay, well, we threw the party,
but we didn't bring the alcohol.</i>

382
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,975
<i>-[Tyson] It's not our fault.
-[Cocoa] No, it is your fault.</i>

383
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,018
<i>If you all hadn't lied and snuck around,</i>

384
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,604
<i>nobody would have the opportunity
to spike the punch.</i>

385
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,315
<i>Ah, you, stop it right there.
Stop it right there.</i> 

386
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:15,696
<i>Nobody is going anywhere
until your parents come to get you.</i>

387
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,613
<i>[all groan]</i>

388
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,574
<i>Oh, you can grumble all you want,</i> 

389
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,619
<i>but there will be no one
drinking and driving from my church.</i>

390
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,163
<i>Oh.</i>

391
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,247
<i>Baby breakers.</i> 

392
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,876
<i>You get on your little iPhones,</i>

393
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:33,088
<i>or whatever you talk on,
and call your mamas and your daddies.</i>

394
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,715
<i>[Cocoa] Come here.</i>

395
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,762
<i>Now, as disappointed as I am,</i> 

396
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,598
<i>I am glad you called me,</i>

397
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,393
<i>because things could have gotten way worse
without adult supervision.</i> 

398
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,896
<i>No matter how foolish the situation,</i> 

399
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,981
<i>you can always call me.</i> 

400
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,277
<i>But make no mistake,
you two are in big trouble.</i>

401
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,488
<i>So, can I get a time frame
for how long I'm in trouble?</i> 

402
00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,907
<i>I met a girl.</i>

403
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,783
<i>Boy, read the room.</i>

404
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,119
<i>Does it look like I care about some girl?</i> 

405
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,245
<i>When I am done with you,</i>

406
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,706
<i>you're going to wish
all I did was ground you.</i> 

407
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,959
<i>Now, point this girl out,
so I can see who likes my baby.</i>

408
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,587
<i>[upbeat music plays]</i>

409
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,840
<i>Now that I've solved the mystery,</i>

410
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,967
<i>I can finally relax.</i>

411
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,135
<i>I'm glad.</i> 

412
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,554
<i>Are you enjoying your cucumber water?</i>

413
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:26,308
<i>Oh, yes, but it's time for a refill.</i> 

414
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,268
<i>Mazzi!</i>

415
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,063
<i>Ooh.</i>

416
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:35,692
<i>Waiting on us hand and foot
will be a good start for your punishment.</i>

417
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,321
<i>I'm glad you boys made so much money
from your little speakeasy.</i> 

418
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,991
<i>We will use that
to pay for the broken nativity scene.</i>

419
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:49,289
<i>Do you know how hard it was
to find a Brown baby Jesus?</i>

420
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,963
<i>It's a good thing God forgives,
because it's going to take me a while.</i>

421
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:58,840
<i>Ooh.</i>

422
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:03,011
<i>It is hot in here. Tyson!
Put some muscle into it.</i>

423
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:12,980
<i>-Oh, no. Is this what I think it is?
-Those are the grapes you asked for.</i>

424
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:17,067
<i>Oh, they may be the grapes I asked for,
but they still have skin.</i> 

425
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:23,365
<i>Now, before you start peeling them,
check on Skye. He's starting to get fussy.</i>

426
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,534
<i>He's chilling in the Pack and Play.</i>

427
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,786
<i>[baby squealing]</i>

428
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,499
<i>I knew it. My baby toe is vibrating.</i>

429
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,878
<i>[phone ringing]</i>

430
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,131
<i>Oh. Mazzi's getting a phone call.</i>

431
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,551
<i>Ah, it's Aaliyah.</i>

432
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,844
<i>Can I talk to her?</i>

433
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,054
<i>Oh, silly boy.</i> 

434
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,016
<i>I am so glad
you still have a sense of humor.</i>

435
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,643
<i>Cocoa, give me that phone.</i>

436
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:52,728
<i>Please don't.</i>

437
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,147
<i>Shh! Can't you see I'm on the phone?</i>

438
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,775
<i>Hello? Aaliyah, hi.</i> 

439
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,572
<i>I'm surprised your parents
are letting you use the phone.</i>

440
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,282
<i>Uh-huh.</i>

441
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,994
<i>Didn't your big sister tell them
that you were at a secret party</i> 

442
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,787
<i>where they had alcohol and liquor?</i> 

443
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,208
<i>She didn't.</i>

444
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,337
<i>Girl, put your mama on the phone.</i>

445
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:23,091
<i>Dang, Skye, you'll probably
have a girlfriend before I do.</i>

446
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,727
<i>[upbeat music playing]</i>

447
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,146
<i>Diva out.</i>


