1 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,643 Ah... 2 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:37,251 Oh, no! I don't believe it! 3 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,267 Oh, my God, Monica. 4 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,065 It's Frank Crawford. 5 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:05,206 The man's got maybe 30 square feet of lawn, right? 6 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,879 He's on a lawn tractor! 7 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,047 I believe you. 8 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,208 Lawn tractor. 9 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,446 Come back to bed. 10 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,981 I can't sleep! 11 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:13,046 The noise! 12 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,253 I mean, listen to that thing! 13 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:17,455 It sounds like a 20-ton jackhammer! 14 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,993 Well, then go downstairs 15 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,285 and tell him to stop. 16 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,326 That's the neighbor from hell. 17 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,166 He was in the marines for 15 years. 18 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,427 You saw the movie Rambo. 19 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,265 We gotta consider the Rambo factor here. 20 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:35,936 Arlo, why don't you go downstairs and talk to him 21 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,443 or, better yet, come back to bed. 22 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,435 You shouldn't just stand there 23 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,106 getting yourself all worked up. 24 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:44,415 You know what happens. Your nose starts bleeding. 25 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,918 My nose bled once. 26 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,950 Once! 27 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,185 For 5 days. 28 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,025 Shit! 29 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,271 Arlo: They're called rocket launchers. 30 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,406 Mm-hmm. How many you want? 31 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,612 Oh, I want a dozen of 'em. 32 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,254 Boy: Okay. 33 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,008 I knew I could count on you. 34 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,978 Monica: Marshall? Yes? 35 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,186 It's your turn to feed flipper. 36 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,418 Come on. 37 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:25,087 Okay. 38 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,628 Wait a minute. There's Whitney Houston! 39 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,234 Daddy, please. 40 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,365 Well, I didn't believe it. 41 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,300 It was Whitney Houston. 42 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,195 Hi, mom. 43 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,306 Hi, sweetheart. 44 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,537 I can have the car today, right? 45 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,509 Wrong. You may not. 46 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,340 You know, I really would like to know what the use 47 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,946 of having a license is if I can't drive. 48 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,416 Girlfriend, I need my car today. 49 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,247 Okay? I have my art class, 50 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,322 and then I have choir rehearsal. 51 00:05:54,323 --> 00:05:55,721 Dad, how about you? 52 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,593 Can I borrow your car 53 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:58,220 and you take the bus to work? 54 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,615 Um, let me get this right. 55 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:02,986 You take my $24,000 brand-new Saab, 56 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,196 and I take the bus. Is that your plan? 57 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,499 Yeah. Can I? 58 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:10,040 Mmm. I have to mull that over. 59 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,268 I think not. 60 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,342 Daddy. 61 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,477 You know, Natalie Townsend has her own car. 62 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,608 Then your problem's solved. 63 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,512 You ride to school with Natalie Townsend. 64 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,650 That's not funny. 65 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,651 You know, you're treating me like a child. 66 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,593 Well, I wonder why. 67 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:32,016 Okay. Just wait till I'm 18, and I'm gone. 68 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,685 You're gonna be out of my pocket? 69 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,229 Great! 70 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,260 I'm going. Mmm. 71 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,025 See you guys! 72 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,902 Boys: Bye. Bye, sweetie. 73 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:48,106 Good morning, Mr. pear. 74 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,308 Good morning, Victor. 75 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,781 Take care of my baby. 76 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,312 You bet. 77 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,258 I'll help you with that, ma'am. 78 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,332 Oh, why, thank you. 79 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:11,700 You hold this for me. 80 00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:13,498 Yes. 81 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,930 Thanks. 82 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:16,869 Huuh! 83 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,835 Excuse me. 84 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,177 You work out? 85 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,347 No. I used to. 86 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,278 Well, you gotta keep at it. 87 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,918 No pain, no gain. 88 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,286 Oh, really? 89 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,087 I have a different motto. 90 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,319 No pain... 91 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,891 Sounds good to me. 92 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,855 Well, this is me. 93 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,697 Me, too. 94 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,398 Oh. 95 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,867 You work here? 96 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,698 Starting today. 97 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,137 Huh. Welcome aboard. 98 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:51,938 Arlo pear. 99 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,169 Oh, Helen Fredericks. 100 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,273 Listen, why don't you just leave that 101 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,284 with the receptionist, and I'll pick it up later. 102 00:07:57,285 --> 00:07:58,977 Okay. I'll do that. 103 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,753 Arlo: I do all our mass transit stuff, 104 00:08:00,754 --> 00:08:03,347 you know, bus lines, subway, stuff like that? 105 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,980 It's a battle to the death... me versus gridlock. 106 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,886 Helen: Sounds very exciting. 107 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,418 Oh, it is. Good morning. 108 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,290 How ya doin'? Morning, John. 109 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:11,891 John: Hi. 110 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,832 You're gonna like it here. Everybody's real nice. 111 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,896 Well, this is where I live. 112 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,797 Feel free to stop by anytime. 113 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:22,099 Woman: Poor guy. He doesn't know yet. 114 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,072 Helen: Oh... 115 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:24,800 Arlo, Arlo, relax. 116 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,065 Now, this isn't easy for me, either. 117 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,714 Who's the woman? 118 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,276 Name's Helen. Helen Fredericks. 119 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,078 She, uh, works with Jansen. 120 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,851 So, the merger went through. 121 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:38,945 Yeah, the merger went through. 122 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,220 We signed the deal Friday night. 123 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,221 Congratulations! 124 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:44,992 You got a bulb burnt out here, Roy. 125 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,026 Arlo, listen... 126 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,088 With a merger like this, 127 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,556 there are always certain... 128 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,325 Changes. 129 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,162 Don't bullshit me. 130 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:56,266 Roy, if you're gonna let me go, just tell me. 131 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,400 Arlo, I'm sorry. 132 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,406 So, that's it? 133 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,807 After 15 years? 134 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,079 Arlo, listen, this is, uh... 135 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,048 this is my home number, huh? 136 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,119 Why don't you call me if you need a little... 137 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,848 any assistance, anything. 138 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,520 Fuck you, Roy! 139 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,055 After 15 years! 140 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,991 Fuck you! 141 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,196 The wrong finger. 142 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,428 I gave the man the wrong finger! 143 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:29,234 Sweetheart, it's all right! 144 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,896 No, it's not. I stood in his face 145 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,104 for 10 minutes arguing 146 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,835 and held up my index finger. 147 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:35,809 The wrong finger! 148 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:36,809 Arlo, sit down. 149 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:40,210 Listen to me. Don't torture yourself. 150 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:40,983 Okay? We'll be fine. 151 00:09:40,984 --> 00:09:43,519 You are a terrific transportation engineer, 152 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,117 one of the best in the country. 153 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,348 Now, tomorrow morning, 154 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,053 we'll put a new Résumé together, 155 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:48,945 and by the end of the week, 156 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,916 you'll have your choice of jobs. You'll see. 157 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,894 I gave him the wrong finger! 158 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,230 I said on the porch! 159 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,066 Is this a porch? 160 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:07,139 Huh? Does it look like a porch to you? 161 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,976 It looks like a shrub to me! 162 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,277 Now pay attention! 163 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,579 Shrub! 164 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,310 Green, leafy! 165 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,416 Shrub! 166 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,553 Porch! 167 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,989 Flat, concrete, 168 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,558 hard, brick! 169 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,089 Porch! 170 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,098 Shrub! 171 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,564 Porch! 172 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,925 You got it now, soldier?! Huh? 173 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,303 Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. 174 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,437 Hey! 175 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,038 What are you starin' at? 176 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,270 Get in the house, boys. 177 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,312 Come on. Don't make eye contact. 178 00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:45,480 Is your old man still lookin' for a job? 179 00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:48,609 Tell him we could use a good paperboy around here! 180 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,415 This kid ain't cuttin' it! 181 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:05,955 I'm calling about the Ginsu knives. 182 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,630 Arlo pear. 183 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:15,466 P... E... A... R. 184 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,378 He won't remember me. 185 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,109 Sure he will. 186 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,313 He danced with you 3 times that night. 187 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,575 But, Natalie, he's different. 188 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,318 I mean, look at him. 189 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,589 Will you shut up and get in there? 190 00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:29,117 Come on, move your feet. Left, right. 191 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,322 That's it. It's called walking. 192 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:34,364 No problem. You got it. 193 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,362 Hi. Can I help you? 194 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,998 I'm just looking. 195 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,129 Hey, we met at the party. 196 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,268 Party? 197 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,099 Right. At Duane's house. I'm Kevin. 198 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,971 Oh, yeah, right. 199 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,641 I thought I'd never find you again. 200 00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,442 Really? 201 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:51,314 I wanted to call you, 202 00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:52,611 but I didn't know your number. 203 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,346 Well, it's in the book. 204 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,077 I didn't know your name. 205 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,353 Well, that's in the book, too. 206 00:11:57,354 --> 00:12:00,050 How about puttin' it in this book? 207 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,323 Okay. 208 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,986 Okay. Bye. 209 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,495 Bye. 210 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,202 - So, what happened? - Come on. 211 00:12:14,203 --> 00:12:16,201 We're going out Friday night! 212 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,173 Oh, Casey, that's great! 213 00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:19,100 I know, and he has his own apartment. 214 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,066 Oh, that's even better. 215 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,173 Yes, and he goes to Fairleigh Dickinson, 216 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,075 and he's majoring in pharmacy. 217 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,177 Oh, right, right, sure. 218 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:29,048 I can just see you living on a farm. 219 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:40,290 Man, on megaphone: Arlo pear. 220 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:44,495 Stand away from that car. 221 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,528 Yeah. You, move it! 222 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,347 Man: Ha ha ha! I fooled you, didn't I? 223 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,450 And now we go in for the kill! 224 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,392 You're not going anywhere, pear. 225 00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:11,287 I got you right where I want you! 226 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,321 Cut it out, Frank! 227 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,325 It's just you and me now, sport. 228 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,227 What's your problem, Frank?! 229 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,359 I'll tell you what my problem is. 230 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,295 I have a brain tumor. 231 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,299 I'll tell you what my problem is. 232 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,901 I have a brain tumor! 233 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,408 ♪ You can run, but you cannot hide ♪ 234 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,539 ♪ We're on our own, sport, you and me ♪ 235 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,306 ♪ A toss of a coin ♪ 236 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,649 ♪ A toss of a coin ♪ 237 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,417 Cut the shit, Frank! 238 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,661 Arlo? 239 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,702 Honey, telephone. 240 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,968 Ohh! 241 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,539 Mayday, mayday. We've been hit. We're going in. 242 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,271 Mayday, mayday. 243 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,305 Honey, I'm going. See ya later. 244 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,182 Who is it? 245 00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:09,449 Yes, this is Arlo pear. What do you want? 246 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,817 What? 247 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,748 Yes, I'd be interested. 248 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:19,191 Well, that was very nice of him. 249 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,732 Yes, I know where that is. 250 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,732 Yes, an hour? I could be there in an hour. 251 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,567 I'll see you then. 252 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,098 Thank you very much. 253 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,235 Whoo! Ho ho ho! 254 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,508 Whoo h-oww! 255 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,478 Yoww! Hey! Ohh! 256 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,249 Good luck. 257 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,194 Thank you, Judy. 258 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,156 Arlo pear. Yes, sir. 259 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,357 Hi. Simon Eberhard. 260 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,459 Gee, I'm glad you could make it. 261 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,427 I've wanted to meet you for years. 262 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,128 Have a seat. 263 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,429 Can I get you anything? Coffee? 264 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,460 No, Mr. Eberhard. Thank you very much. 265 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,666 Please, call me Simon. 266 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,736 We're gonna be working together every day. 267 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,537 Excuse me. 268 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,141 Would you find Gary? 269 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,442 Tell him Arlo pear's here. 270 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,148 That's Gary Marcus, chairman of the board. 271 00:15:14,149 --> 00:15:17,347 Canceled a flight today so he could meet you. 272 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,690 Now, let's see, you're the man who does... 273 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,062 where is he? 274 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,188 Hi. Gary Marcus. 275 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,527 Heard nothing but great things about you. 276 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,458 Welcome to G.T.I. 277 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,297 Have you been filling in our friend? 278 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,428 Well, yeah, I was just about to. 279 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,732 Um, here, Arlo. Take a look at this. 280 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,603 We call it the phase one shuttle. 281 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,604 It's a fully automated monorail commuter train, 282 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,366 the fastest, most advanced train in the world. 283 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,635 180 Miles an hour. 284 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,214 Who's gonna drive this thing, my wife? 285 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,688 Arlo, we want you to head 286 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,787 our research and development division. 287 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,158 You'll have complete autonomy. 288 00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:58,287 You can set your own staff, 289 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,626 set your own schedule, whatever you want. 290 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,857 Let's be perfectly Frank, Arlo. 291 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,831 I'm sure there are a number 292 00:16:02,832 --> 00:16:05,359 of other offers that you're considering. 293 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:05,725 Mmm... 294 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,672 Arlo, we know what you were getting at Metro, 295 00:16:08,673 --> 00:16:10,936 and this job pays 20,000 more. 296 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,467 We'll treat you like a king. 297 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,941 Full staff, secretaries. 298 00:16:13,942 --> 00:16:15,440 Stock options, profit sharing. 299 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,682 Expense accounts, state-of-the-art equipment. 300 00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:20,807 Arlo, whatever you want, you got it. 301 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,648 I personally guarantee it. 302 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,916 How's that sound? 303 00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,777 Terrific. Well, 304 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,385 I guess the first thing on the agenda 305 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,617 is we gotta get him out there 306 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,291 as soon as possible. 307 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,161 Out there? 308 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,595 Didn't someone talk about this? 309 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,628 Well, no, I... 310 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,002 Well, it was probably just an oversight. 311 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,236 Arlo, the job is in Boise. 312 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,478 Boise. 313 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,509 Great. 314 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,213 Idaho. 315 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,876 Idaho. 316 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:58,654 Great. 317 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,921 That's where we're headquartered. 318 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,220 That's where the prototype 319 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,192 for the shuttle is. 320 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,830 Simon: Oh, we'll do everything that we can. 321 00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,227 Your wife is gonna love it. 322 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,298 We'll fly both of you out there next week, 323 00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:12,727 help you find a home, huh? 324 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,832 Arlo, I lived in Idaho all my life. 325 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,636 It's beautiful country. Great fishing. 326 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,937 Do you like the outdoors? 327 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,308 Is it outdoors? 328 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,276 Well... 329 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,677 This is a big decision. 330 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,708 Maybe you wanna go home and talk it over 331 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,784 with the wife and family. 332 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,980 Monica: Come on, case. 333 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,445 I already bought you a ticket. 334 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,853 No, mom, I'm sorry. I can't come hear you sing. 335 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:36,945 I've made other plans. 336 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,356 Marshall: Other plans with Kevin? 337 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,727 We saw what you and Kevin were doing last night. 338 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,798 ♪ P-o-r-k-I-n-g ♪ 339 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:46,999 Casey: Shut up. Shut up! 340 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,440 Dad, will you please tell them to shut up? 341 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,536 Well, why don't you invite Kevin? 342 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,441 Oh, right, mom. That's a fun date, 343 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,983 to bring my boyfriend to hear my mother sing soprano? 344 00:17:59,984 --> 00:18:02,179 I don't think so. 345 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,517 Darling... 346 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,689 These potatoes are delicious. 347 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,957 Thank you, sweetie. 348 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,858 Um, do you have enough? 349 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,859 You know... 350 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,798 Kevin just might enjoy it. 351 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,829 No, mom. 352 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,439 Are these Idaho potatoes? 353 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:28,811 I don't know, Arlo. 354 00:18:28,812 --> 00:18:32,938 I bet they are. I bet these are Idaho potatoes. 355 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,614 I know. 356 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,745 Why don't you tape it, 357 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,519 and I'll listen to it later. 358 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,948 It's the country's leading producer 359 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,654 of silver, you know. 360 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,415 Monica: What is? 361 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:47,333 I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about Idaho. 362 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,831 Dad, are you all right? 363 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,802 Yeah, I'm fine. 364 00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:56,568 But I read an article this afternoon, 365 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,439 about Idaho, 366 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,537 our 43rd state, the gem state. 367 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:04,109 Which, by the way, is where Whitney Houston was born. 368 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,480 No, she wasn't. She was born right here, 369 00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:07,879 in New Jersey. 370 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,048 Well, she sang so good, 371 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,320 you'd think she was born in Idaho. 372 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,462 What's going on here? 373 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,827 Arlo... 374 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,658 You got a job! 375 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,930 Maybe. 376 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,069 With who, the Idaho tourist bureau? 377 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:31,067 No. I'd be honored if it were, but, ahem... 378 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,870 It's this company called G.T.I. Transit. 379 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,142 It's a new opportunity, a big raise. 380 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,113 Well, there's more. What is it? 381 00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:41,712 Well, I didn't tell them yes. 382 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,314 Well, what is it? 383 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:48,145 I didn't tell them yes. 384 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,724 Well, what? 385 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,560 It's in Boise, Idaho. 386 00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:54,888 Bois... did you say Boise, Idaho? 387 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,494 No way! Boise! 388 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,597 Arlo, come on, now. That's not fair! 389 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,870 You promised me! 390 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,239 No way. There's no way. 391 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:07,970 No way I'm moving. 392 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,976 The phone hasn't been ringing off the hook, 393 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,137 ladies and gentlemen. 394 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:13,075 You can commute. 395 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,079 To Idaho? Baby, it's 2,000 Miles. 396 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:16,982 It's not fair. 397 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,721 This is my last year of school. 398 00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:21,118 I have Kevin here and all my friends. 399 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,150 I know, baby, 400 00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,845 but it's not that easy. 401 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,956 Well, there's no way I'm moving. 402 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,019 No fucking way! 403 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:27,686 Wait a minute! 404 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,734 That's a quarter in the swear jar, young lady. 405 00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:32,030 Fine. 406 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,968 25 cents in the swear jar? 407 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:37,700 Here's $1.00, dad. 408 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,604 Because there's no goddamn way I'm goddamn movin' 409 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,136 to any son-of-a-bitch, shit-eating, 410 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,410 goddamn-Ida, goddamn, shitty-ho! 411 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,151 That's... 412 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:04,960 Leave the room. 413 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,500 Arlo: Well, you guys, don't you want dessert? 414 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,601 Both: Oh, yeah! 415 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,237 Now! 416 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,705 Wait a minute. I helped you guys last week. 417 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,478 Cowards! 418 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,610 I love this house. 419 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,812 Arlo: So do I. 420 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,013 I love this town. 421 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:25,176 I love our friends. 422 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,484 I don't wanna move. 423 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,486 I don't wanna move, either, baby, 424 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,856 but things change. 425 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,787 You could always work for my father. 426 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,463 I'm sure that offer's still good. 427 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,727 Making mustard. 428 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,266 But you wouldn't be making mustard. 429 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,867 You'd be supervising people. 430 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,700 Who are making mustard. 431 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,606 I am a transportation engineer. 432 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,910 That's what I do. 433 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,452 That's what I do. 434 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:59,578 This job offer out there... 435 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,515 It's a good job, huh? 436 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,062 Once in a lifetime. 437 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:12,429 I can't believe I'm moving again. 438 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,769 No, not this time. 439 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,240 I'm gonna take care of everything. 440 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,870 If they kiss, we're dead. 441 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,206 You swear? 442 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,647 That's it. 443 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:39,116 We're moving. 444 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,129 Arlo: All right, ladies and gentlemen, listen up. 445 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:45,300 We're gonna take it from the top, 446 00:22:45,301 --> 00:22:48,867 and this time, I want some feeling in it, okay? 447 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,498 Operation Idaho. 448 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,109 5 weeks to go, and what's the plan? 449 00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:58,078 All: We sell the house for as much as we can. 450 00:22:58,079 --> 00:23:01,207 And what do we do with 4 weeks to go? 451 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:03,682 Buy a new house in Idaho. 452 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,883 3 weeks to go, what do you say? 453 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,785 Clean up the attic and throw stuff away. 454 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:12,388 2 weeks to go, and the big yard sale... 455 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,692 Arrange with the mailman to forward the mail! 456 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,325 One week to go, and what's the job? 457 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:21,066 Hire somebody to drive the Saab! 458 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,927 Moving day, and we're out of Jersey! 459 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:28,236 We're gonna start a new life in a town called Boise! 460 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,108 Great! That was excellent! 461 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:33,239 Hey, case. Fries or onion rings? 462 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,676 Fries. 463 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,381 Have you told him yet? 464 00:23:36,382 --> 00:23:37,782 No! 465 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:38,684 Why not? 466 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,886 Because I'm not moving. 467 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,247 What do you mean? 468 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:44,785 I mean I'm not moving. 469 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,231 Even if I have to kill someone. 470 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,413 Where did you get him, coach? 471 00:24:02,414 --> 00:24:05,238 It ain't over till it's over. 472 00:24:18,191 --> 00:24:19,291 Come on, Freddy, go! 473 00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,322 One more lap! 474 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,086 Come on, let's go, Randy! 475 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,862 One more lap, baby! 476 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:24,433 You can do it! 477 00:24:24,434 --> 00:24:26,930 You've done it before! Let's go! 478 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,701 I can't believe you're leaving me! 479 00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:04,339 Woman: As you can see, 480 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:05,737 the entire house is very sunny. 481 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,738 It's wonderful for plants. 482 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,107 Philip, wouldn't our brown couch 483 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:09,868 look good in here? 484 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,436 Uh-huh, and, honey, look at the paneling. 485 00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:16,205 And here are the 2 downstairs bedrooms. 486 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,275 Sounds like they like it. 487 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,983 If they make an offer, let me do the talking. 488 00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:22,185 Don't even nod your head. I'll handle everything. 489 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,888 Okay. 490 00:25:24,824 --> 00:25:28,126 Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! 491 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,232 Oh, my God! 492 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,301 What the hell? 493 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,323 Where's Casey? 494 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,793 Ohh, stop... 495 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,395 Stop what? 496 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,257 Stop me. 497 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:11,765 What's this? 498 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:16,041 Oh, I was just doing some work around the house. 499 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,480 Monica: You'll love the kitchen. 500 00:26:18,481 --> 00:26:22,177 It has all the top-of-the-line appliances. 501 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,051 Oh, this is our stove. 502 00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:26,318 It has the grill and a fan with a downdraft. 503 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,019 It's great. 504 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:31,919 And over here, this operates the garbage disposal. 505 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,224 Arlo: What... 506 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,248 Ohh! 507 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,789 Casey! Casey! 508 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:09,129 Here they are! 509 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:15,073 Is that a working fireplace? 510 00:27:15,074 --> 00:27:17,467 Yes, it is. We use it all winter. 511 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:18,900 Very nice, very nice. 512 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:20,404 This would be perfect for us. 513 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:21,836 Well, I'm glad you like it. 514 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,041 Why don't you come outside here? 515 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,042 I'll show you the barbecue... 516 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,343 um, uh, where does this go? 517 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:27,235 Oh, it's just a basement. 518 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,576 You've seen one, you've seen 'em all. 519 00:27:28,581 --> 00:27:30,111 Well, could we have a look at it? 520 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,946 Look at that? Jesus! 521 00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:34,586 It's just a... just a storage area now, 522 00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:36,547 you know, washing machine, dryer. 523 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:38,615 Well, we'd still like to see it. 524 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,924 Oh, but, no! 525 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:42,226 You see, it's a mess. 526 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:43,328 It's... damn watch! 527 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,298 Is there a problem with the basement? 528 00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:46,427 No, there's no problem 529 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,202 with the basement, 530 00:27:47,203 --> 00:27:49,629 except to be honest with you, uh, 531 00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,895 the door is stuck. 532 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:52,572 It's been stuck for 6 months. 533 00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:54,039 I've tried to open it. 534 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,640 You can't open it. 535 00:27:54,641 --> 00:27:56,570 Well, let... but you can't. 536 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:57,875 Well, I'll just give it a try. 537 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,177 I know you'll give it a try... 538 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,208 here, I'll just... 539 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:02,112 well, I'll just... 540 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,248 wow! 541 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:04,579 That's... honey! 542 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,183 Well, uh, 543 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,952 we should've had you here 6 months ago. 544 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:09,387 At least. 545 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:11,456 Well, we're going. 546 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,417 Yeah, let's have a look. 547 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:17,356 Well, this is the garage door. 548 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,131 And the basement is really dry... 549 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:21,432 Oh, my God. Who's that? 550 00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,003 Oh, that's our daughter Casey. 551 00:28:23,004 --> 00:28:24,471 Hi, honey. These are the Seegers. 552 00:28:24,472 --> 00:28:26,570 We'll be taking the washer and dryer with us. 553 00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:29,572 What are you doing to this child?! 554 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:31,535 Oh... 555 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:32,584 She's a student. 556 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,508 It's a class project. 557 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:35,283 Class project? 558 00:28:35,284 --> 00:28:38,149 Yeah. She's studying sensory deprivation. 559 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,720 She's doing a damn good job. 560 00:28:39,721 --> 00:28:41,119 She's gonna get an "a." 561 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:41,950 Aren't you, dear? 562 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:42,694 We'll be out of your way 563 00:28:42,695 --> 00:28:44,218 in just a minute, sweetheart. 564 00:28:45,162 --> 00:28:46,117 Yeah. Uh-huh. 565 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:46,685 Come on this way. 566 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:49,360 This here is the storage room. 567 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,400 Well, Mr. pear, 568 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,601 now, uh... 569 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,236 About your asking price. 570 00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,267 Yes, um, 571 00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,973 how firm is it? 572 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:04,536 Ahem. 573 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,613 Well, we have had other interest. 574 00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:09,282 Heh heh. But we'd be willing to consider 575 00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:13,051 anything, say, within 5%. 576 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:17,552 My God. 577 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:20,716 Uh, of course, that is negotiable. 578 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:21,286 Arlo? 579 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:24,562 Frank, what in the hell are you doing here? 580 00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,030 Hey, neighbor. 581 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:28,101 I saw the car parked out front. 582 00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:29,700 Somebody looking at the house? 583 00:29:29,702 --> 00:29:30,602 Yes, they are. Uh... 584 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:33,041 Can you come back in 10 minutes, please? 585 00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:34,138 Just thought I'd say hi. 586 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:35,670 That's the kind of guy I am. 587 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,609 They're showing a snuff film 588 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,340 on cable, Frank. 589 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:40,111 Why don't you check it out? 590 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:42,583 Frank, don't go in the house. 591 00:29:42,584 --> 00:29:44,451 Frank. Frank. 592 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,686 Mrs. pear. 593 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,887 Hi. I-I'm Frank Crawford. 594 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,520 Hi. I live right next-door. 595 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,725 Larry Seeger. This is my wife Cleo. 596 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:56,087 Hi. Cleo. 597 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,795 Oh, what a beautiful name. 598 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,428 You know, one of the, uh, women 599 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:02,432 that I work with at the teen center 600 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,334 is named Cleo. 601 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,265 Get him out of here! 602 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:05,771 Okay. 603 00:30:05,772 --> 00:30:07,140 Cleo: Really? Frank: Mm-hmm. 604 00:30:07,141 --> 00:30:08,739 Frank has to be going now. 605 00:30:08,741 --> 00:30:10,071 Do you play golf, Larry? 606 00:30:10,075 --> 00:30:12,475 Larry: Well, I try. 607 00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:14,135 Well, you know, there's a new course 608 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,106 that just opened up down the road. 609 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,105 And maybe you and me, 610 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,176 we could break it in together sometime. 611 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,215 Oh... 612 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,189 It's a deal. 613 00:30:21,190 --> 00:30:22,287 Oh, I almost forgot. 614 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:23,618 It's... heh... a little welcome 615 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,256 to the neighborhood gift. 616 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:26,217 Aren't you sweet. 617 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:27,785 It's a bundt cake. 618 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:28,693 Mmm... 619 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:29,564 It's, uh... 620 00:30:29,565 --> 00:30:31,729 My mother's recipe. 621 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,230 Cleo: Thank you. 622 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,262 Larry: Say, Arlo, 623 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,296 how much did you pay this guy to come over? 624 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:38,770 Ha ha ha. 625 00:30:38,771 --> 00:30:39,401 Frank? 626 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,795 Oh, I couldn't pay him enough, 627 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:41,766 could I, Frank? 628 00:30:41,774 --> 00:30:44,174 Money? No, thanks. 629 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,610 Uh, listen, Frank, could I talk to you? 630 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:47,712 Certainly, neighbor. 631 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,347 I'm at your disposal. 632 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,808 So, if you'll excuse us. 633 00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:51,546 Uh-huh. 634 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,150 Very nice meeting you... 635 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,620 oh, heh... meeting you both. 636 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:56,651 And, um... 637 00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:00,315 Real pleasure. You go ahead. 638 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,386 Nice to meet you. 639 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,233 Nice meeting you, too. 640 00:31:02,234 --> 00:31:04,058 I'm gonna do a little refurbishing 641 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,432 on the house, so, uh, 642 00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:07,098 I hope it won't disturb you. 643 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:07,629 Oh, come on. 644 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:08,673 Don't forget it's a date. 645 00:31:08,674 --> 00:31:11,337 Oh, yeah, we... right there. 646 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,440 Mrs. pear. 647 00:31:18,844 --> 00:31:21,084 Frank! Come here! 648 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,480 Jesus Christ! What are you doing?! 649 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:25,650 I'd say I'm selling your house. 650 00:31:25,651 --> 00:31:26,281 Why?! 651 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,445 Because you people bore me. 652 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:29,654 I want you out! 653 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,455 I crave new blood. 654 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:34,658 Ain't you gonna peel that? 655 00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:35,760 I know what's in it. 656 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:37,661 Jesus, that's disgusting. 657 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:38,803 - Mr. pear. - Hi. 658 00:31:38,804 --> 00:31:41,497 Arlo, we've talked it over, 659 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,700 and we'd like to make you an offer. 660 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,370 Oh, that's great. 661 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,702 Great! 662 00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:51,537 Mom, we're coming back as soon as we find a house. 663 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:53,177 We're not gonna go stay this time. 664 00:31:53,178 --> 00:31:54,308 Randy: May we have our own bedroom? 665 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,313 Marshall: Can we buy this one? 666 00:31:55,314 --> 00:31:56,714 We're gonna do the best we can 667 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:57,645 to get you your own room, 668 00:31:57,650 --> 00:31:59,380 but I need the book. We gotta go. 669 00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:00,715 Come on, guys. Unh. 670 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,349 Oh! Pull! 671 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:02,854 There you go. 672 00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:04,615 Hey, take care of your sister, okay? 673 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:05,623 She's not feeling well. 674 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,158 Okay. I'll see you guys. 675 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:07,619 Okay, bye. 676 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,856 Oh, mother, thank you. 677 00:32:08,861 --> 00:32:10,491 We really appreciate this. 678 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:11,186 Come on, dear. 679 00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,756 We gotta get going. We're gonna be late. 680 00:32:12,765 --> 00:32:13,895 See you, dad. 681 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:16,229 Take care, okay? 682 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:21,042 I don't even know where Idaho is. 683 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,217 Monica: Sounds perfect. 684 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,317 It's "4 bedrooms, sunken living room, 685 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,320 with fireplace, needs some work." 686 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,869 And this, naturally, is the living room. 687 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:55,610 Probably your dream house, isn't it, dear? 688 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,705 Of course, you'd probably 689 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,840 decorate it differently. 690 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:03,545 Oh, yes. We'd get bigger penises. 691 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:04,949 Oh, Arlo, this is great. 692 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:08,286 And they have 4 bedrooms. Can you believe it? 693 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:09,287 You know how much 694 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:12,557 this place would cost back in Jersey? 695 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:14,288 Oh, God. 696 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:15,860 Look at these windows. 697 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,229 My plants are gonna love it here. 698 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:18,830 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 699 00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,861 We're taking all the windows with us. 700 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,335 Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 701 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:27,267 I'm a joker. I'm a nut. 702 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:31,842 Come on in the kitchen. I'll show you the kitchen. 703 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,381 Yeah, I built these cabinets myself. 704 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,282 They're beautiful. 705 00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:39,751 And tiles. Look. 706 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:40,452 And 2 sinks. 707 00:33:40,453 --> 00:33:42,952 Yeah, unfortunately, we're takin' 'em with us. 708 00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,562 No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 709 00:33:45,563 --> 00:33:47,657 Oh, he's irrepressible. 710 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:48,429 I like your jokes, 711 00:33:48,430 --> 00:33:49,727 but the listing said something 712 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,928 about a new heating system? 713 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,459 Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right. 714 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:53,564 New furnace. Gas. 715 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,265 Forced hot air. Very efficient. 716 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,597 Come on out in the backyard. 717 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:01,936 Do you like these doors? 718 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,770 I love 'em. Sorry. 719 00:34:02,775 --> 00:34:04,605 We're taking all the doors with us. 720 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:09,478 His material sucks, but I like his delivery. 721 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:13,251 I don't care, Arlo. I want this house. 722 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,722 Arlo: It's beautiful! 723 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,793 You know, I have lived in 14 different houses 724 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:21,661 and I've never had my own pool. 725 00:34:21,662 --> 00:34:22,829 And I've always wanted one 726 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:24,388 ever since I was a little girl. 727 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,356 Well, sister, I've got some bad news for you. 728 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:30,396 All: We're taking it with us! 729 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:33,344 I really like to joke, Roger, 730 00:34:33,345 --> 00:34:37,938 but I'd like to talk to you about financing this house. 731 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:38,743 Terrific, terrific. 732 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,014 Why don't we leave the little ladies here, 733 00:34:40,015 --> 00:34:42,512 you and I will go inside and talk about it. 734 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:45,049 God, this is great, Alice, great. 735 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:46,319 Thank you. Well, we love it. 736 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,018 So you found your dream house, 737 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,520 and right now you're asking 738 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,021 first Boise savings and loan 739 00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:52,923 to give you a mortgage. 740 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:53,655 As you can see, 741 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,829 I've had the same job for 15 years. 742 00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:58,128 Well, that's very nice, but it's not enough. 743 00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:00,430 I mean, Al Capone had the same job 744 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,832 for 30 years. 745 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,368 But we've never had any problem with credit. 746 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:05,039 Oh, don't get me wrong. 747 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,097 I trust you. We trust all our customers. 748 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,736 Why, this bank was built on trust. 749 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,541 Here. Sign here. 750 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,912 You gotta get closer. This pen is chained down. 751 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,505 Woman: Mr. Hanks, 752 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,476 Mr. Wilson wants to see you right away, 753 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:21,685 and he wants you to bring all your records 754 00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:23,417 for the last 5 years. 755 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,592 I'll be there as soon as I can. 756 00:35:26,859 --> 00:35:28,626 Whoo, I see you got twins. 757 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,887 Hey, I'm one of twins. 758 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,595 I'll tell you, though, my twin brother, 759 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:32,557 he's not too smart. 760 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,133 I mean, last year, he forgot my birthday. 761 00:35:37,069 --> 00:35:39,399 Woman: Mr. Wilson is waiting! 762 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,872 Is something wrong? 763 00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:42,740 Oh, no, everything is okay. 764 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,471 Your application is fine. 765 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,836 But right now I can't give you any money. 766 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,406 When can you give us the money? 767 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,550 Mr. pear, are you a gambling man? 768 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:54,051 No, I'm not. 769 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,552 Well, you are now. 770 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,592 Look, I'm gonna level with you people. 771 00:35:57,593 --> 00:35:58,889 I just spent a big chunk 772 00:35:58,891 --> 00:36:00,521 of the bank's money on Hannah blue 773 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,486 in the seventh at hallmark downs. 774 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,094 That's embezzlement. 775 00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:04,825 That's right, and that's exactly 776 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,760 what I've been doing here for 22 years. 777 00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:09,025 But I'll tell you, this horse can't lose. 778 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,469 You'll get your money for the house. 779 00:36:11,470 --> 00:36:12,070 I did my homework. 780 00:36:12,071 --> 00:36:14,670 This horse has never lost on a wet track. 781 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,813 Announcer: I can't remember 782 00:36:15,814 --> 00:36:18,607 when I've ever seen a track this dry. 783 00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:20,078 And they're off! 784 00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:21,908 Lady Paris gets the early lead, 785 00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:24,514 with Hannah blue second along the inside... 786 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,016 Hannah blue, baby, come on. 787 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,478 Come on, Hannah blue. 788 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:28,616 Move it, move it, move it. 789 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,450 Pass 'em, pass 'em. 790 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:30,494 Go ahead, Hannah blue, baby, go. 791 00:36:30,495 --> 00:36:33,789 Hannah blue, come on, baby. Oh, God, please, Hannah blue. 792 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,992 I'll do anything. I'll go back to my wife. 793 00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:37,832 You heard him, God! Hannah blue! 794 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:39,829 He said he'd be true to his wife! 795 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:40,961 Take it easy, will you? 796 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:44,126 I said I'll go back to my wife. 797 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,046 This application's approved! 798 00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:05,522 Hello. 799 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:07,885 Mr. pear? 800 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:08,793 Yes. 801 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,461 How's it hangin'? 802 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,196 How's what hangin'? 803 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:13,457 Your dick. 804 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,725 Huh? Oh, uh, 805 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,534 it's hangin' to the left. 806 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:20,166 I'm Edwards, and this is Perry. 807 00:37:20,172 --> 00:37:21,612 We're here to give you an estimate 808 00:37:21,613 --> 00:37:26,807 for the Cortez brothers moving and storage company. 809 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,912 You got anything I can write with around here? 810 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:30,905 By the phone. 811 00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:31,676 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 812 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:33,283 Well, yeah, well, like I was saying, well, 813 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:35,545 we generally start upstairs, you know? 814 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:38,564 Upstairs. Okay. Um... 815 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:41,859 Ahem. 816 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,760 Okay, we got here the bedroom, huh? 817 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,731 Master bedroom, bed, 2 tables... 818 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:47,862 antique tables? 819 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:48,466 Uh, yeah. 820 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:49,597 That's an antique clock, too. 821 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,931 Probably worth a lot of money, huh? 822 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,636 Yeah, I suppose so. 823 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:55,538 A chest of drawers, antique lamp. 824 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:57,708 Hey, this is a nice suit. 825 00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,877 What? Give me my suit. 826 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,508 This doesn't even fit you. 827 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:02,913 Give me my suit! 828 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,014 Jesus! 829 00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:08,649 And we got here the, uh, wardrobe closet, huh? 830 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:10,554 Hey. 831 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,715 What? 832 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,190 This your wife's underwear? 833 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,191 Put that down! 834 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,792 This is going, too, right? 835 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,664 Back up! 836 00:38:16,665 --> 00:38:18,262 Give me this! 837 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:19,663 Now... 838 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:21,125 I don't care what you say. 839 00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:22,333 I want you out of here right now. 840 00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,774 I've seen enough of this shit, okay? 841 00:38:24,775 --> 00:38:25,936 Let's go! 842 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:26,797 We got a deal for you. 843 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,035 We come here to make a deal with you, 844 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,170 and we're gonna make this deal. 845 00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:32,143 Now, we figured 25 cartons. 846 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,944 We'll make the whole move for you 847 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,676 from door-to-door, coast-to-coast. 848 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,282 That's loading everything on the truck 849 00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:43,953 and taking it off for $1,930. 850 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:45,715 We have your estimate, 851 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,459 and I thank you gentlemen for coming by. 852 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,729 And I'll show you out now. 853 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:54,260 This is the door. You remember the door. 854 00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:55,296 It works both ways. 855 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,930 Good. You'll be going out. 856 00:38:57,936 --> 00:39:00,236 What are you doing in my purse?! 857 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,968 Arlo! He was in my purse! 858 00:39:02,974 --> 00:39:03,914 She's lying. She's crazy. 859 00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:05,939 I don't know what's the matter with your wife. 860 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:06,612 She's lying. 861 00:39:06,613 --> 00:39:07,979 What?! Well, get out of the house! 862 00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:08,809 That's it! 863 00:39:08,814 --> 00:39:10,781 Edwards: Hey, brother, why don't you chill out? 864 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:11,782 You know how this thing goes. 865 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,321 We help you out, and you help us out. 866 00:39:13,322 --> 00:39:15,248 Here. There's out. I helped you. 867 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,591 Now get out of my house. 868 00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:19,058 Hey, man, I'll smack you in the mouth. 869 00:39:19,059 --> 00:39:20,257 What? You... 870 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:23,158 and stay out! 871 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,891 The shark son of a bitch. 872 00:39:26,098 --> 00:39:27,198 No! 873 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,099 Woman: Uh, Mr. pear? 874 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:33,696 Oh, hello. I'm Carol Davenport. 875 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,105 I'm with the hummingbird moving company. 876 00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:38,108 I believe I spoke with you on the phone. 877 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:41,210 Oh, yeah, uh, come in, please. 878 00:39:41,213 --> 00:39:41,913 Oh, good. 879 00:39:41,914 --> 00:39:44,081 Honey, this is Mrs. Davenport. 880 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,082 She's from hummingbird movers. 881 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:49,019 It's a completely different company. 882 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,120 She's a professional. 883 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,326 Carol: It comes to $2,430. 884 00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:58,357 Now, this figure includes all transportation, 885 00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:00,333 mileage, tolls, and insurance. 886 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:04,068 We've just a small fee for packing and unpacking. 887 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,299 Sold. 888 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:06,073 Um, for that fee, 889 00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:09,171 will you reassemble all the beds once we get to Idaho? 890 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,341 Absolutely. 891 00:40:10,342 --> 00:40:11,782 We will do everything. 892 00:40:11,783 --> 00:40:16,677 You two have enough to worry about, am I right? 893 00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:22,019 Thank you. Thanks. 894 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:22,750 Enjoy 'em. 895 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:23,924 How much for everything? 896 00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,022 Wrap it all up. 897 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,023 Will that cash or charge, sir? 898 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,286 Come on, Arlo. Give me the tour. 899 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,795 Okay, come on, Arnie. 900 00:40:31,797 --> 00:40:33,027 Monica: Well, you can see 901 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:34,661 we never throw anything out. 902 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,326 You look around here, 903 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:38,002 you can tell this is the sale of the century. 904 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,971 Well, at least the sale of the decade. 905 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:43,240 285, 286... 906 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:46,677 Monica: Believe me, ma'am. They're all there. 907 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:49,647 It says 1,000 pieces. 908 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,378 Well, I'm sure they're all there. 909 00:40:52,384 --> 00:40:55,152 287, 288... 910 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:56,987 Uh, how much for this? 911 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:57,888 This? Oh, this? 912 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:00,219 I'll pay you to take this. 913 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:03,925 Excuse me. Does your dog bite? 914 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:08,929 Madam, that dog hasn't farted since march of '78. 915 00:41:11,736 --> 00:41:14,236 Here's some comic books, mostly D.C., 916 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,339 and here's some video games. 917 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,980 And here's some pictures of my sister... Naked. 918 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,781 I'll give you 140 for it. 919 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:26,917 Frank: I'll give you 150. 920 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,888 170. 921 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,188 200. 922 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:34,259 Sorry. That's too steep for me. 923 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:41,226 Nah. I changed my mind. 924 00:41:53,812 --> 00:41:56,112 There you go, kid, a nice, short fuse for you. 925 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:59,783 All right, boys, more bang for the buck. 926 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:00,284 Here we go. 927 00:42:00,285 --> 00:42:02,945 Randy, Marshall, put those m-80s down. 928 00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:05,489 Get back to your own yard, okay? 929 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,490 Wipe your feet. 930 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:10,160 Having a mustard sale, Frank? 931 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,898 I hear you folks are moving out west. 932 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:15,999 I got a brother lives out that way. 933 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,031 I never visit him, though. 934 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,136 God-awful country. 935 00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:20,467 I'm sorry to hear that, Frank. 936 00:42:20,472 --> 00:42:22,072 We're gonna miss you. 937 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:22,811 The wife and I, 938 00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:24,037 maybe we could send you a plane ticket. 939 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,012 You could come out and visit us at Christmas. 940 00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:30,152 Could, but I won't. 941 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,322 Well, I'd be happy to drive your car 942 00:42:35,323 --> 00:42:36,520 to Idaho for you, Mr. pear. 943 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:38,251 In fact, when I saw your ad 944 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,856 up on the bulletin board at school, 945 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:40,988 I couldn't believe it. 946 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,927 My family lives right outside of Boise. 947 00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:43,988 I'd be going that way anyway. 948 00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:46,895 Have you ever driven a turbo Saab? 949 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,428 Oh, yes, sir. 950 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:49,170 In fact, coincidentally, my Uncle owns 951 00:42:49,171 --> 00:42:50,497 a Saab dealership in Illinois. 952 00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:51,972 I used to work there in the summertime. 953 00:42:51,973 --> 00:42:55,339 Well, what did you do for this Uncle of yours 954 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,907 in the summertime? 955 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,338 Did you sell them? 956 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,043 Oh, no, sir, I repaired them. 957 00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:02,405 I have some references if you'd like to see them. 958 00:43:02,414 --> 00:43:04,414 Ref... you know, I don't need to see this. 959 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,146 Why don't you come on in the house? 960 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,321 We'll talk about the trip. 961 00:43:07,322 --> 00:43:09,186 Hey, I'll fix you a beer. 962 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:10,247 Oh, I don't drink, sir. 963 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,815 Some lemonade would be fine, 964 00:43:11,823 --> 00:43:13,993 if it's not too much trouble. 965 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,239 Uhh! Ooh! 966 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:42,815 Okay, well, if you do hear from him, 967 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:44,251 tell him to call me. 968 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,863 Okay. I know. Bye. 969 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:54,031 Mrs. Arlo pear? 970 00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:54,462 Yes. 971 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:57,166 I'm with hummingbird movers. 972 00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,298 Uh-huh. 973 00:43:58,303 --> 00:43:59,570 I'm the packer. 974 00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:11,181 Uh, you know, you don't have to wrap 975 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,851 each one of those individually. 976 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:16,220 Oh, it's no problem. 977 00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:18,291 Arlo... 978 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,628 Aah! 979 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:25,229 Whoa! 980 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:29,770 If daddy doesn't come home, do we still have to move? 981 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:32,543 Why did you say that? 982 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:38,007 Casey, have you done something to your father? 983 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:39,039 No! 984 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:39,914 Come on, baby, tell me. 985 00:44:39,915 --> 00:44:42,081 Honey, I'm not gonna be angry with you. 986 00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:43,680 I'm not gonna put you on punishment. 987 00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:44,912 I just want to know the truth. 988 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,516 Have you done something to your father? 989 00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:48,479 You're serious. 990 00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,916 I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. 991 00:44:50,922 --> 00:44:54,322 Why don't you ask the man on the roof? 992 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,386 What man? 993 00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:57,632 The man on your roof 994 00:44:57,633 --> 00:45:00,129 that's screamin' and wavin' his hands. 995 00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:02,466 Maybe he's seen your husband. 996 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:18,251 That's one. 997 00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:27,594 I'm just taking a educated guess, 998 00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:31,392 but you're being paid by the hour, are you? 999 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,496 You got it. 1000 00:45:37,635 --> 00:45:38,365 Hello? 1001 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:40,237 Hi, Arlo. This is crystal. 1002 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:40,698 Hi, crystal. 1003 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:44,105 I hate to shock you, but Casey's getting married. 1004 00:45:44,109 --> 00:45:45,409 It... what?! 1005 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,277 We're at the Sullivan wedding chapel. 1006 00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:48,238 Casey?! 1007 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,146 Yes, Arlo! 1008 00:45:49,147 --> 00:45:50,177 Are you serious?! 1009 00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:51,011 I'm afraid so. 1010 00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:53,715 Listen, I appreciate you calling. 1011 00:45:53,718 --> 00:45:56,048 We'll be right there! 1012 00:45:56,054 --> 00:45:57,022 Okay? 1013 00:45:57,023 --> 00:45:57,991 Okay. Please hurry. 1014 00:45:57,992 --> 00:46:01,489 Monica! Our daughter's getting married. 1015 00:46:01,493 --> 00:46:02,726 You want to come? 1016 00:46:02,727 --> 00:46:04,287 Crystal: Now, hold still, dear. 1017 00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:08,355 Arlo: Casey, what is going on? 1018 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,996 I'm getting married, 1019 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:12,636 as soon as the justice of the peace gets here. 1020 00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:13,637 You can stay if you want. 1021 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,168 Honey, now listen to me, okay, case? 1022 00:46:15,173 --> 00:46:17,141 Now, I know that if Kevin really loves you, 1023 00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:18,442 he'll wait until you're old enough... 1024 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:19,643 mom, I'm not marrying Kevin. 1025 00:46:19,644 --> 00:46:22,514 I asked him, but he said no. 1026 00:46:23,715 --> 00:46:26,115 I'm marrying him. 1027 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,986 His name is Rudy something, and I love him very much. 1028 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:33,990 Your daughter's about to become 1029 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:35,322 a very wealthy young woman. 1030 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:37,326 Arnie: Casey called us and asked us 1031 00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:38,528 to act as witnesses. 1032 00:46:38,530 --> 00:46:39,760 She said you knew about it. 1033 00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:41,002 I didn't think it was right, 1034 00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,599 so I thought I should call. 1035 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,370 I don't think I have to tell you 1036 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:47,569 how very special Casey is. 1037 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:51,373 Casey, where'd you find this man? 1038 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,476 Is there a asshole convention in town? 1039 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:56,208 No. I met him at the mall this afternoon. 1040 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,414 But I feel like I've known her all my life. 1041 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:01,516 I'll supervise her career myself, 1042 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:05,719 see that she's photographed... Properly, 1043 00:47:05,723 --> 00:47:08,058 sensuously... 1044 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:09,659 Tastefully. 1045 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:13,261 Monica: Casey, honey, you can't be serious. 1046 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:15,132 Oh, yeah? 1047 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:17,201 Sure, we'll have our problems, 1048 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:18,732 like most young couples. 1049 00:47:18,736 --> 00:47:20,736 You're gonna have a problem walking straight 1050 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,638 if you don't take your hands off my daughter. 1051 00:47:23,641 --> 00:47:27,141 Dad, you wouldn't listen to me. 1052 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,705 I cannot leave now. 1053 00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:31,181 It's my last year of school. 1054 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:36,119 Casey, we didn't know how serious you were. 1055 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,690 Excuse me, Monica, 1056 00:47:36,691 --> 00:47:39,318 we have an extra room in the house. 1057 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:42,292 We were planning on renting it out. 1058 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:43,560 It's not very big. 1059 00:47:43,561 --> 00:47:44,291 That's all right. 1060 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:48,395 Crystal: We already think of you as family. 1061 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:52,674 Please, just till I graduate? 1062 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:56,142 Sure. 1063 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,381 We're going. 1064 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,688 Arlo: Here. Marry these! 1065 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:15,785 Monica: Second thoughts? 1066 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:17,233 Hmm? 1067 00:48:18,196 --> 00:48:21,196 I couldn't sleep, either. 1068 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,700 I was just thinking, 1069 00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:28,601 wondering if the kids will remember this house. 1070 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:30,707 I think so. 1071 00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:34,178 A lot of happy memories. 1072 00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:38,884 Do you remember Marshall took his first steps 1073 00:48:38,885 --> 00:48:40,683 right over there? 1074 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:41,745 Yeah. 1075 00:48:41,753 --> 00:48:45,553 And Randy didn't walk until 6 months later. 1076 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:49,334 Now look which one's the track star. 1077 00:48:57,135 --> 00:49:01,865 Oh, Arlo, I hope we're doing the right thing. 1078 00:49:01,873 --> 00:49:05,473 It doesn't really matter where we live 1079 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:07,876 as long as we're together. 1080 00:49:07,879 --> 00:49:10,179 We hired the right movers. 1081 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:10,911 Don't worry, honey. 1082 00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:13,615 Everything's gonna be okay. 1083 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,290 Mrs. pear? 1084 00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:18,747 Yes, Mr. pear? 1085 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:21,686 Would you have one last dance with me 1086 00:49:21,693 --> 00:49:23,593 in New Jersey? 1087 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:26,496 Yes. 1088 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:28,357 Yes. 1089 00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:53,884 Arlo: No! 1090 00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:55,415 Hey, Mr. p, sorry we're late. 1091 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,489 Late?! You're not supposed to be here! 1092 00:50:57,490 --> 00:50:58,648 Hide your underwear, dear! 1093 00:50:58,656 --> 00:50:59,586 Yeah, I know, I know. 1094 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,258 You're expecting another mover, huh? 1095 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:01,889 Hummingbird movers? 1096 00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:04,593 We work for them now, as of yesterday. 1097 00:51:04,595 --> 00:51:05,485 It's fate. 1098 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:06,396 Fuckin' kismet. 1099 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,027 Fuckin' kismet? Fate? 1100 00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,731 I don't give a damn about that. 1101 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,303 I don't want you gentlemen 1102 00:51:10,304 --> 00:51:11,501 in my house, 1103 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,937 touching anything that belongs to my family, 1104 00:51:13,938 --> 00:51:14,498 damn it! 1105 00:51:14,505 --> 00:51:19,435 Gorgo, this man don't want to pay us for the day. 1106 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:20,344 Gorgo-Schworgo! 1107 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:21,778 I don't want you in my... 1108 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:25,347 Hey. Hey, you... look. 1109 00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:30,387 Aah! 1110 00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:31,918 Gorgo! You're gorgo? 1111 00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:35,492 You're gorgo... you can move anything you like. 1112 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,393 I was just kidding with the... 1113 00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:38,385 move my car if you'd like. 1114 00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:41,926 Just pick it up and put it on the lawn, okay? 1115 00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:55,642 Darling? They're here! 1116 00:51:58,483 --> 00:52:02,018 Hey! What are you doing, dragging that around? 1117 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:02,819 I have a key inside 1118 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,490 that you can unlock that with, okay? 1119 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:07,089 That won't be necessary, Mr. pear. 1120 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:10,886 Jesus! What are you doing?! 1121 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:33,620 Hey, hey, nothin' like a nice, cold drink. 1122 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,363 Honey, I found this container 1123 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:49,926 for our sandwiches and things, 1124 00:52:49,934 --> 00:52:51,534 and I'll put it in... 1125 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:52,996 you guys enjoying yourself? 1126 00:52:53,004 --> 00:52:54,070 Yeah, this is great. 1127 00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:54,871 Perry: I love it. 1128 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:58,242 So where you folks movin' to? 1129 00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:02,612 Boise, Idaho. Remember? 1130 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:05,813 Sure you don't want to move to new Orleans? 1131 00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:07,746 I beg pardon? 1132 00:53:07,752 --> 00:53:08,452 New Orleans. 1133 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:10,052 You know, new Orleans, Louisiana? 1134 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,124 It's mardi gras time. 1135 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:14,562 Maybe you'd rather move there. 1136 00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:18,261 We bought a home in Boise, Idaho, 1137 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:21,698 and we're moving to Boise, Idaho. 1138 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,768 Suit yourself. 1139 00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:26,436 Heh heh heh heh! 1140 00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:28,437 Oh, shoot. 1141 00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:31,674 Hey, man, the leg just jumped off. 1142 00:53:31,676 --> 00:53:33,936 Bullshit! This leg didn't jump off. 1143 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,905 This is... oh, my God! 1144 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:38,148 My grandfather made this table 1145 00:53:38,149 --> 00:53:39,949 with his own hands! 1146 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:42,951 It's irreplaceable! 1147 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:49,786 I'm sorry I'm late, sir. 1148 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:50,664 You're not late. 1149 00:53:50,665 --> 00:53:53,831 Mr. pear, I'm 30 seconds late. 1150 00:53:56,434 --> 00:53:56,974 Here's the key. 1151 00:53:56,975 --> 00:54:00,737 I want you to park it sideways when you park it, 1152 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,508 'cause I don't want any scratches on her. 1153 00:54:03,509 --> 00:54:04,567 Yes, sir. I understand. 1154 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,635 Don't worry about a thing, sir. 1155 00:54:06,644 --> 00:54:07,811 I'm not worried. 1156 00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,512 Take good care of my baby, now. 1157 00:54:09,513 --> 00:54:11,353 Yes, sir, I will. 1158 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:14,049 55, stay alive. 1159 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:15,051 Well, take care. 1160 00:54:16,023 --> 00:54:17,750 Good-bye, Mr. pear. 1161 00:54:27,732 --> 00:54:28,962 Hi, Frank. 1162 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:32,226 I know this may be an oversight on your part, 1163 00:54:32,236 --> 00:54:33,066 but... 1164 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:33,970 But a couple of years ago, 1165 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,009 you borrowed my weed whacker, remember? 1166 00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:38,137 Well, we're moving, as you can see, 1167 00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:40,942 and, uh, I'd like to get that weed whacker back 1168 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:43,945 and take it with us, so can I have it? 1169 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,678 Mmm... 1170 00:54:48,019 --> 00:54:49,049 No. 1171 00:54:49,053 --> 00:54:51,221 It's our weed whacker, Frank. 1172 00:54:51,222 --> 00:54:52,592 I mean, the whole family 1173 00:54:52,593 --> 00:54:54,858 went down to sears together. 1174 00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,556 We went to sears. 1175 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:02,096 And, uh, it was on sale for $18. 1176 00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:06,136 The whole family likes it, so I come over to ask you 1177 00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:07,937 to give it back to me. 1178 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,268 No. 1179 00:55:09,273 --> 00:55:11,943 Frank, I knew you was gonna do something like this. 1180 00:55:11,944 --> 00:55:14,611 I loaned you the weed whacker 2 years ago 1181 00:55:14,612 --> 00:55:15,182 to cut your grass. 1182 00:55:15,183 --> 00:55:17,779 You haven't cut shit with the weed whacker. 1183 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,051 What did you do with it? 1184 00:55:19,052 --> 00:55:20,750 Keep the weed whacker, Frank. Okay? 1185 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:22,786 That's the kind of guy I am! Okay? 1186 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:23,787 You love the weed whacker? 1187 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,118 Be happy with the weed whacker, 1188 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:27,092 'cause you have no friends, Frank. 1189 00:55:27,093 --> 00:55:28,660 Nobody wants to talk to you. 1190 00:55:28,661 --> 00:55:30,659 Edwards: Frank! I don't believe it! 1191 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,061 Perry: Hey, Frank! Frank Crawford! 1192 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:33,934 How the hell are you? 1193 00:55:33,935 --> 00:55:37,967 Edwards! Perry! Well, choke my chicken! 1194 00:55:37,968 --> 00:55:40,298 When did you guys get out?! 1195 00:55:40,304 --> 00:55:41,744 A few months ago, man! 1196 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:46,936 Hey, man, is this your base? 1197 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:47,712 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1198 00:55:47,713 --> 00:55:48,942 Man, this is great! I love it! 1199 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:50,106 Come on in and have a brew. 1200 00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:51,154 We're gonna take a break. 1201 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,016 Frank: Come on in! 1202 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,721 Edwards: Whoa! Yeah, man! 1203 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,267 I'm gonna miss you, baby. 1204 00:56:11,268 --> 00:56:13,068 Ohh! 1205 00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:15,000 Crystal, I want you to take this, okay? 1206 00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:17,335 I won't hear of it. Now come on. 1207 00:56:17,341 --> 00:56:18,808 Give me a hug. 1208 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,009 Crystal. 1209 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,110 Arlo, we're really gonna miss you. 1210 00:56:25,116 --> 00:56:26,046 Gonna miss you, too, man. 1211 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,818 Want you to take care of my little girl, now. 1212 00:56:27,819 --> 00:56:28,218 We will. 1213 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:32,919 You know, you're a handful, little girl. 1214 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,858 I know, but you love me. 1215 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:37,029 Yes, I do. 1216 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:41,356 Randy, Marshall, check the dog. 1217 00:56:41,365 --> 00:56:43,025 Okay. Okay. 1218 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:48,838 She's alive, dad. 1219 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:51,739 Then we're taking her with us. 1220 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,121 Monica: Bye. 1221 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,185 Bye, sweetie. You be good. 1222 00:57:09,193 --> 00:57:11,693 Randy: Take it easy, case! 1223 00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:12,825 Casey: Be good. 1224 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:13,300 We won't. 1225 00:57:13,301 --> 00:57:15,557 Marshall: We'll miss you! 1226 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,770 Everybody say good-bye to Frank. 1227 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:23,873 Good-bye, Frank 1228 00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:24,844 good-bye, Frank! 1229 00:57:24,845 --> 00:57:26,776 Marshall and Randy: Good-bye, Frank! 1230 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:27,677 Arlo: Bye, Frank! 1231 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:29,708 Swing on this, Frank! 1232 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,750 Boom! Boom! Boom! 1233 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,822 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1234 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:45,261 Dad, I have to use the rest room. 1235 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,232 And I'm hungry. 1236 00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:48,460 There's a restaurant over there. 1237 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:59,013 You like that? Good. 1238 00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:02,414 Uh, that corner table, okay? 1239 00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:03,413 And your mouth is shut. 1240 00:58:03,414 --> 00:58:06,149 Your mother and I will order food. 1241 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:07,317 May I help you? 1242 00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:09,318 Uh, yes, 2 cheeseburgers, 1243 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,920 order of fires, 1244 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,756 and 2 milks, 1245 00:58:13,757 --> 00:58:15,087 and one plain burger. 1246 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:19,762 Dad, it's this famous guy driving our car. 1247 00:58:19,763 --> 00:58:20,830 That's right. 1248 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:22,731 No, the Saab. 1249 00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:29,439 Monica: "The amazing 8 personalities of Brad Williams. 1250 00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,340 "A case study in MPD: 1251 00:58:31,342 --> 00:58:33,409 "Multiple personality disorder. 1252 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:35,340 "Williams' schizophrenic tendencies 1253 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:39,146 "manifested themselves at an unusually early age. 1254 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:40,079 "He reportedly graduated 1255 00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:44,120 from 3 different grade schools simultaneously." 1256 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:46,990 ♪ I wanna be naughty tonight ♪ 1257 00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:51,828 ♪ Daddy, don't make me be naughty ♪ 1258 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:54,397 Oh, they never put a vanity mirror 1259 00:58:54,398 --> 00:58:56,998 where a girl can use one. 1260 00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:02,740 Damn nostril hair. 1261 00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:08,840 Giddy-up, Mr. car. 1262 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:18,052 Hey, stud, you wanna ride me? 1263 00:59:20,190 --> 00:59:21,790 Do you like my car? 1264 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:24,827 It's got a real big engine. 1265 00:59:24,828 --> 00:59:26,798 Do you? 1266 00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:32,869 Have it your way, Mr. perfect. 1267 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:44,906 I hope she's a good driver. 1268 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:47,019 You're listening to Boise's 1269 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:50,887 number one rock 'n' roll station: J-105. 1270 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:51,888 I'm Carl... 1271 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:55,191 Well, it's almost 3:30, 1272 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:58,092 and the movers should be there by now. 1273 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,495 Boys, we're almost there. 1274 01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:02,897 Arlo: I got the key, 1275 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,600 and I want everybody... 1276 01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:05,902 close your eyes! 1277 01:00:05,903 --> 01:00:08,203 Come on, kids. Close your eyes. 1278 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:09,165 This is gonna be... you, too! 1279 01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:11,013 This is gonna be a surprise. 1280 01:00:11,014 --> 01:00:12,976 All right, close your eyes! 1281 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:14,837 We're... 1282 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:22,049 can we open our eyes now? 1283 01:00:23,387 --> 01:00:25,747 No. 1284 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:36,771 Where are the doors? 1285 01:00:48,379 --> 01:00:50,909 Oh! Ooh! 1286 01:00:50,914 --> 01:00:52,214 Ooooh! 1287 01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:54,316 Ooooh! 1288 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:12,001 Aaaaah! 1289 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,302 Kitchen! 1290 01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:14,273 The kitc... 1291 01:01:14,274 --> 01:01:15,301 the kitchen! 1292 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:17,205 Where's the kitchen? 1293 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:20,437 They took the goddamn kitchen! 1294 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:22,544 There's no kitchen! 1295 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:38,455 Hello?! 1296 01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:40,296 Hey, how's it hangin', man? 1297 01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:41,457 Arlo: How's it hangin'? 1298 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:42,355 Where are you guys? 1299 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,296 You're supposed to be here now! 1300 01:01:44,301 --> 01:01:46,101 Uh, well, we got lost. 1301 01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:48,303 I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. 1302 01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:49,665 Uh, do you think, by chance, 1303 01:01:49,673 --> 01:01:51,708 you may have made a wrong turn 1304 01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:52,569 to new Orleans?! 1305 01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:54,106 Yep, we're in new Orleans, 1306 01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:56,041 and, uh, it's mardi gras time. 1307 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:56,746 Mardi gras time, huh? 1308 01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:59,407 Listen, asshole, I want my furniture here 1309 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,476 in Boise, Idaho, 1310 01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:01,254 and I want it now! 1311 01:02:01,255 --> 01:02:05,551 Hey, all right, all right, we're on our way, pal. 1312 01:02:05,556 --> 01:02:06,516 Hello? 1313 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:07,557 Helloooo! 1314 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:17,197 Randy: I thought you said we had a pool! 1315 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:19,998 Aaaaaah! 1316 01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:23,072 Cadell, when I bought this house from you 1317 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,607 it had doors... 1318 01:02:24,608 --> 01:02:28,138 Stairs, and a swimming pool! 1319 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:29,375 Now where's the shit now? 1320 01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:31,209 Now, hold on, pear. I distinctly told you 1321 01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,745 I was taking the pool and the doors with us. 1322 01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:34,681 You said you were joking. 1323 01:02:34,685 --> 01:02:36,685 You were just kidding about that. 1324 01:02:36,687 --> 01:02:37,717 No, sir. No, sir. 1325 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:38,991 I recorded the entire conversation. 1326 01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:40,456 I got the transcript right here. 1327 01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,287 I said just kidding 1328 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:42,591 about the windows and the kitchen sink, 1329 01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:43,433 so I never actually said 1330 01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:45,487 just kidding about the doors and the pool. 1331 01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:46,496 Now, listen, cadell! 1332 01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:48,127 You're a bullshitter, okay?! 1333 01:02:48,132 --> 01:02:49,602 Now, if you don't have workmen here in 2 days 1334 01:02:49,603 --> 01:02:51,200 putting my stuff back in order, 1335 01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:53,301 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1336 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,266 Man on TV: Well, Mr. Maverick's in. 1337 01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:01,175 How 'bout you, Mr. Maverick? 1338 01:03:03,714 --> 01:03:06,214 Gentleman friend still not home? 1339 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:09,046 No, and I don't understand it. 1340 01:03:09,052 --> 01:03:10,422 He told me to call him. 1341 01:03:10,423 --> 01:03:12,989 I'm sure he'll be back soon. 1342 01:03:12,990 --> 01:03:13,620 Meanwhile, 1343 01:03:13,624 --> 01:03:16,292 come here and watch Maverick with us. 1344 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,063 Sit here. 1345 01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:21,460 Maverick: I'll see it and raise you $200. 1346 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:22,595 Man on TV: That ain't money. 1347 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,029 Oh, it's the same thing. 1348 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:26,636 Here's my draft for $10,000. 1349 01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:27,437 Still ain't money. 1350 01:03:27,438 --> 01:03:28,537 We're not playin' table stakes. 1351 01:03:28,539 --> 01:03:32,439 Ya see, that's James garner. 1352 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:36,179 He plays Bret Maverick. 1353 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:39,710 And that's his brother Bart Maverick. 1354 01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:43,746 They're gamblers on the Mississippi. 1355 01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:48,391 I don't know who he is. 1356 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:51,761 I think he's a desperado. 1357 01:03:58,535 --> 01:03:59,795 Arlo: Honey? 1358 01:03:59,803 --> 01:04:00,643 Monica: Hmm? 1359 01:04:00,644 --> 01:04:02,667 You awake? Mm-hmm. 1360 01:04:02,673 --> 01:04:04,240 Well... 1361 01:04:04,241 --> 01:04:07,210 The boys register for school today. 1362 01:04:07,211 --> 01:04:08,111 Mm-hmm. 1363 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:08,611 By noon today, 1364 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:11,612 the movers should be here with our stuff. 1365 01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:12,445 Mm-hmm. 1366 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:15,079 I'm gonna get the furnace fixed. 1367 01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,745 Mm-hmm. 1368 01:04:16,753 --> 01:04:17,523 And by tonight, 1369 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:20,590 everything should be back to normal. 1370 01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:41,312 God, no. 1371 01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:54,488 Your name wouldn't be Crawford, would it? 1372 01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:56,259 Yeah, that's right. 1373 01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,590 Cornell Crawford. 1374 01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:58,728 What's it to ya? 1375 01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:01,459 Do you have a brother? 1376 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:05,525 Well, choke my chicken. 1377 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,295 Your name's pear, right? 1378 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,605 You lived right next-door to Frank. 1379 01:05:10,607 --> 01:05:12,207 Am I right? 1380 01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,209 Yeah. 1381 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,779 It's a small world, isn't it? 1382 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:19,281 Too small. 1383 01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:22,551 Yeah, Frank says you're a real asshole, 1384 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,822 and if you fuck with me, I'll kill ya. 1385 01:05:24,823 --> 01:05:26,188 Ya understand? 1386 01:05:26,189 --> 01:05:28,157 Oh, yeah, I... 1387 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:29,158 good. 1388 01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:40,604 Uh, Randy and Marshall pear? 1389 01:05:44,675 --> 01:05:47,405 Oh, I thought there'd be 2 of you. 1390 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:47,811 2 of me? 1391 01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:50,551 Yes, don't you have a brother named Marshall? 1392 01:05:50,552 --> 01:05:53,316 No, ma'am. Marshall's my middle name. 1393 01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:54,777 Oh, I see. 1394 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:55,745 You know, these computers 1395 01:05:55,752 --> 01:05:58,287 are gonna be the death of us all. 1396 01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:58,748 Yes, ma'am. 1397 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:00,585 They made the same mistake at my other school. 1398 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:01,490 Mm-mm-mm. 1399 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:02,891 Well, Randy Marshall, 1400 01:06:02,893 --> 01:06:05,663 I guess you'll only be needing one of these, 1401 01:06:05,664 --> 01:06:07,662 and your locker number's 54, 1402 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:10,299 and that's straight down this hall 1403 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:13,230 and to your right. 1404 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,252 Marshall, is that you? 1405 01:06:28,185 --> 01:06:28,945 How'd it go? 1406 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,286 I pulled it off. 1407 01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,847 Ahh, great. 1408 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:34,356 Do you think they'll catch on? 1409 01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:36,728 No one has yet. 1410 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,568 I never thought I'd say this, but... 1411 01:06:47,571 --> 01:06:48,371 I'm getting tired 1412 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,012 of cheeseburgers and fries. 1413 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,376 Is it the movers? 1414 01:07:01,385 --> 01:07:03,885 Arlo: The movers! Hooray! 1415 01:07:03,887 --> 01:07:06,247 It's the movers. 1416 01:07:11,962 --> 01:07:14,402 Sons of bitches! 1417 01:07:17,401 --> 01:07:19,631 Wait! Don't... no! 1418 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:20,966 Please, back up. 1419 01:07:20,971 --> 01:07:22,471 Hello! 1420 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:24,672 Mr. and Mrs. pear. 1421 01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:27,743 We're from the welcome wagon committee. 1422 01:07:27,744 --> 01:07:29,644 I'm Zelda Messina. 1423 01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:30,946 Woman: Hi! 1424 01:07:30,947 --> 01:07:33,416 I'm Elizabeth Griffin. 1425 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,277 Welcome to Boise. Hello. 1426 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:37,785 Oh, these are some brochures. 1427 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:38,718 It's a free gift 1428 01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,389 from our local merchants, 1429 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:40,858 Mrs. pear. 1430 01:07:40,859 --> 01:07:42,517 Now, we can only come in for just a minute. 1431 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,286 Oh, uh, well, we're not really fixed up yet. 1432 01:07:45,295 --> 01:07:47,725 Oh, I'm sure it's just lovely. 1433 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:48,631 Oh, no, well, see... 1434 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:51,867 could you move the car? Ladies? Uh, um... 1435 01:07:51,868 --> 01:07:54,898 ah, I'll go around. 1436 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,015 Brad: Oh, man, that is... 1437 01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,850 that is a great car, man. 1438 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,055 Fuck, it handles great, man. 1439 01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:15,487 Left, right. It's great. 1440 01:08:15,492 --> 01:08:17,927 Brakes stop on a fuckin' dime. 1441 01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:18,658 Jesus Christ, 1442 01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:20,696 you got power in this thing, man. 1443 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:21,997 The thing'll take a hairpin turn 1444 01:08:21,998 --> 01:08:24,928 at 120, no fuckin' problem. 1445 01:08:24,935 --> 01:08:25,865 You floor it, 1446 01:08:25,869 --> 01:08:26,729 it just says gimme more. 1447 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,566 The car says gimme more, man. 1448 01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:29,902 Keys, dude? 1449 01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:31,506 A cop tried to pull me over. 1450 01:08:31,508 --> 01:08:32,408 I said eat this, man. 1451 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:33,976 I put it in fifth. Forget about it. 1452 01:08:33,977 --> 01:08:34,737 The only thing was 1453 01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:35,982 I couldn't get it in reverse, 1454 01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:37,009 but then I was pissed, 1455 01:08:37,013 --> 01:08:37,951 and then I said fuck, 1456 01:08:37,952 --> 01:08:38,878 I don't need reverse. 1457 01:08:38,882 --> 01:08:39,982 What do I need reverse for? 1458 01:08:39,983 --> 01:08:41,853 I don't wanna go back in life, man. 1459 01:08:41,854 --> 01:08:42,921 I wanna go forward. 1460 01:08:42,922 --> 01:08:44,689 So the cop tries to pull me over, 1461 01:08:44,690 --> 01:08:46,618 I say fuck it. Ha ha. 1462 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,323 Where... Is my car? 1463 01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:50,155 Oh, I was supposed to deliver this car 1464 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,590 to, uh, 1465 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:53,826 To a guy named Arlo. 1466 01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:55,660 Is that you? 1467 01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:56,925 Is your name Arlo, man? 1468 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:59,833 That's a fuckin' funny name. Arlo. Ha ha. 1469 01:08:59,836 --> 01:09:03,866 Oh, man, you must laugh all the time, huh? 1470 01:09:03,874 --> 01:09:05,774 You come here through a war zone? 1471 01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:07,475 Soda Springs, man. Back off, dude. 1472 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,077 I'm just delivering this car as a favor 1473 01:09:09,079 --> 01:09:10,648 for a friend of mine, man. 1474 01:09:10,649 --> 01:09:12,047 Brad Williams. Do you know him? 1475 01:09:12,048 --> 01:09:13,678 He's really fuckin' straight. 1476 01:09:13,683 --> 01:09:16,783 I mean, he's about my height. 1477 01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:18,446 Could I... 1478 01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:22,385 Speak to Brad... Please? 1479 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,566 No, man, you can't talk to Brad. 1480 01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:32,928 I can't talk to Brad. 1481 01:09:32,936 --> 01:09:35,566 No one knows who Brad is, man. 1482 01:09:35,572 --> 01:09:37,472 I love him. 1483 01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,774 He's beautiful! 1484 01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:41,105 I can't get close to him. 1485 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:42,541 Shit, man, Nixon knew, man. 1486 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,776 I don't even know my political affil... 1487 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:46,481 huh? 1488 01:09:46,483 --> 01:09:46,983 Huh? 1489 01:09:46,984 --> 01:09:49,853 Teddy? Ted... Teddy? 1490 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:52,821 Teddy. 1491 01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:54,490 What... 1492 01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:55,691 Happened to my car? 1493 01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,460 Brad probably loaned the car to the pope. 1494 01:09:58,461 --> 01:09:59,091 Don't let... 1495 01:09:59,095 --> 01:10:00,425 don't let the hat fool ya, man. 1496 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,997 The pope's a crazy fucker. 1497 01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:03,128 He probably blessed the car, 1498 01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:04,900 got wasted, and just drove it 1499 01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:05,701 off a fuckin' cliff. 1500 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:07,402 Monica: Uh, come back next week... 1501 01:10:07,404 --> 01:10:08,573 Who are the chicks? 1502 01:10:08,574 --> 01:10:11,542 Well, we hardly ever get into this neighborhood. 1503 01:10:11,543 --> 01:10:13,008 Hardly ever. Really. 1504 01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:14,879 Afternoon, ladies! 1505 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:17,952 Oh... Zelda? 1506 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,518 I'm gonna kill you. 1507 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:25,150 Do you hear me? 1508 01:10:25,155 --> 01:10:25,885 Mm-hmm. 1509 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:29,019 So you got about an hour to get outta town 1510 01:10:29,025 --> 01:10:30,855 before I find a gun 1511 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,290 and I load it with 8 bullets 1512 01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:35,695 and I kill all crazy 8 of you son of a bitches. 1513 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:38,829 Now, please go. I don't wanna go to jail. 1514 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,595 Please. 1515 01:10:41,171 --> 01:10:42,941 You're squishin' Teddy, man. 1516 01:10:42,942 --> 01:10:46,769 I'm gonna kill him, too. 1517 01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:48,978 ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪ 1518 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:50,909 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 1519 01:10:50,914 --> 01:10:52,883 ♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily... ♪ 1520 01:10:52,884 --> 01:10:54,222 ♪ Gently down the stream ♪ 1521 01:11:11,701 --> 01:11:12,771 How was the move? 1522 01:11:12,772 --> 01:11:13,836 Uneventful. 1523 01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:14,937 Terrific. 1524 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,768 Good morning, Mr. pear. 1525 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:17,713 Good morning. 1526 01:11:17,714 --> 01:11:20,137 It is a pleasure to meet you. 1527 01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:22,611 Bob Delaney, Arlo pear. 1528 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:22,942 Hi. 1529 01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:25,646 Come on. I want ya to meet Ted. 1530 01:11:26,182 --> 01:11:28,250 Ted, this is Arlo pear, 1531 01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:30,119 the genius from New Jersey. 1532 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,587 Hey, at last. 1533 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:32,518 Welcome. 1534 01:11:32,522 --> 01:11:32,952 Thank you. 1535 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:34,016 I want to show you some drawings 1536 01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:35,758 as soon as you're settled. 1537 01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:36,589 Okay. 1538 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:37,493 Come on, Arlo. 1539 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:39,694 Let me show you your office. 1540 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:41,596 Isn't this place great? 1541 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,198 Everybody's so nice here. 1542 01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:44,029 Yeah. 1543 01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:45,834 Oh, Arlo, this is Nina Franklin. 1544 01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:47,235 She'll be your receptionist. 1545 01:11:47,237 --> 01:11:49,897 Hi. Welcome to G.T.I. 1546 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:51,566 Would you like some coffee? 1547 01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:54,043 Oh, no. I have an organizational meeting, 1548 01:11:54,044 --> 01:11:56,111 and it may keep me awake. 1549 01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:59,607 Come on, Arlo. 1550 01:11:59,616 --> 01:12:01,646 Oh. 1551 01:12:08,191 --> 01:12:09,121 Well... Boy. 1552 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:10,985 Here we are, home sweet home. 1553 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:12,264 Do you like? I love it. 1554 01:12:12,265 --> 01:12:13,929 Ha ha. Well, I'm sure 1555 01:12:13,930 --> 01:12:15,130 you wanna get settled in, 1556 01:12:15,131 --> 01:12:15,931 so I'm gonna run, 1557 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:17,166 but if you need anything, 1558 01:12:17,167 --> 01:12:17,997 anything at all, 1559 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:18,969 don't hesitate to ask. 1560 01:12:18,970 --> 01:12:19,928 As far as I'm concerned, 1561 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:21,196 you're the king of Idaho! 1562 01:12:21,204 --> 01:12:23,672 Thank you very much. 1563 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:26,073 Damn. 1564 01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:37,119 Oh, they bought it. 1565 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,820 I got the job. 1566 01:12:38,822 --> 01:12:42,592 I'm the king of Idaho. 1567 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:44,859 Shh shh. Yeah. 1568 01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:45,891 Sharpen pencil. 1569 01:12:47,297 --> 01:12:49,197 Why not? 1570 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:53,134 A little drumroll. 1571 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:56,802 Back beat, please. 1572 01:12:56,806 --> 01:13:00,806 Woman: Come on, let's set up over here. 1573 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:02,840 Reporter: Sir, would you care to comment 1574 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:05,706 on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project? 1575 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,875 You better talk to Mr. Barnett. 1576 01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:11,823 Mr. Barnett, would you care to comment 1577 01:13:11,824 --> 01:13:14,857 on the decision to scrap the phase one shuttle project? 1578 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:15,858 About what? 1579 01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:18,627 I don't know what you're talking about. 1580 01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:21,128 Ask Mr. pear. 1581 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:24,902 Reporter: Thank you. 1582 01:13:31,241 --> 01:13:32,041 Reporter: Mr. pear, 1583 01:13:32,042 --> 01:13:34,710 how do you explain the $15-million cost overrun 1584 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:36,611 on the phase one shuttle? 1585 01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:37,213 $15 million? 1586 01:13:37,214 --> 01:13:38,813 Where did the $15 million go, 1587 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:39,875 Mr. pear? 1588 01:13:39,883 --> 01:13:40,421 I don't know. 1589 01:13:40,422 --> 01:13:41,717 What do you think of the decision 1590 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:42,748 to scrap the whole project? 1591 01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:43,382 Scrap the whole project? 1592 01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:44,916 Have you thought about legal representation? 1593 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,821 Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, 1594 01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:48,193 what are your personal plans? 1595 01:13:48,194 --> 01:13:51,891 I just sharpened my pencil. 1596 01:13:51,895 --> 01:13:54,095 Newscaster on TV: We'll have more on this story 1597 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:57,127 on the 6:00 news. Chuck? 1598 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,003 In another top story, 1599 01:13:58,004 --> 01:14:01,170 the G.T.I. Scandal continues to unfold. 1600 01:14:01,171 --> 01:14:03,271 The shutdown came as a shock 1601 01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:04,911 to local area residents, 1602 01:14:04,912 --> 01:14:06,238 hundreds of whom work for G.T.I. 1603 01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:08,212 And whose jobs are in question. 1604 01:14:08,213 --> 01:14:10,341 Hey, they're talkin' about me! 1605 01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:11,776 Chuck: The project coordinator offered 1606 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,181 very little new information. 1607 01:14:13,183 --> 01:14:15,421 Reporter: Now that your job has been eliminated, sir, 1608 01:14:15,422 --> 01:14:16,878 what are your personal plans? 1609 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:19,116 I just sharpened my pencil! 1610 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:19,852 Pussy! 1611 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,916 Here, found some more for you. 1612 01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:22,925 Thanks. 1613 01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,431 Stop. 1614 01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:28,856 Whose latest book is entitled go for it. 1615 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:33,795 Dr. Ames, exactly what do you mean by... 1616 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:34,273 Go for it? 1617 01:14:34,274 --> 01:14:37,070 Well, Chuck, the book is about change. 1618 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:39,913 I think it's about time that people realize 1619 01:14:39,914 --> 01:14:41,809 a little bit of change 1620 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,178 is a good thing. 1621 01:14:43,179 --> 01:14:43,809 Ha! 1622 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,083 Dr. Ames: For example, Chuck, 1623 01:14:45,084 --> 01:14:48,881 moving to a new town, starting a new job, 1624 01:14:48,885 --> 01:14:50,275 well, for most people, 1625 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:54,086 this is a high-stress situation... But, 1626 01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:56,390 well, I think we should embrace it. 1627 01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:58,961 I think it's the spice of life. 1628 01:14:58,962 --> 01:14:59,462 After all, 1629 01:14:59,463 --> 01:15:02,431 what's the worst thing that could happen? 1630 01:15:02,432 --> 01:15:03,032 Ha ha. 1631 01:15:03,033 --> 01:15:06,032 Dr. Ames: Don't be afraid to shake things up. 1632 01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:09,265 I gotta meet that lady. 1633 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:13,842 I gotta ask that lady, where's my furniture? 1634 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:17,079 Lady, where's my door? 1635 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,050 What is it with you, fella? 1636 01:15:18,051 --> 01:15:20,107 You think life is one big joke? 1637 01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:22,046 No, no, no, 1638 01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:25,151 life is not a big joke. 1639 01:15:25,154 --> 01:15:26,124 It's a series 1640 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:29,258 of 8,000 or 9,000 little jokes, 1641 01:15:29,259 --> 01:15:33,328 you know, all lined up in a row. 1642 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:34,396 There they are, 1643 01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:37,097 and they slap you down. 1644 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,200 Slap. Slap. Slap. 1645 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:41,901 And the only way you can survive that 1646 01:15:41,905 --> 01:15:45,165 is keep your head down! 1647 01:15:45,174 --> 01:15:47,309 Make the mustard! 1648 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:50,279 Huh? Stay in New Jersey, 1649 01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:55,117 and you make the goddamn mustard! 1650 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:58,918 After you're happy where ya are, 1651 01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:01,056 don't move! 1652 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,057 Stay where ya are! 1653 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,027 Keep your head down, and don't move, 1654 01:16:05,028 --> 01:16:07,328 and you won't get hurt! 1655 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,930 Hank, what'd you do that for? 1656 01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:13,165 I thought he was holdin' the place up. 1657 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:15,537 Bartender: Nah, the guy was just spouting off. 1658 01:16:15,538 --> 01:16:16,538 Help him up. 1659 01:16:17,974 --> 01:16:19,808 I'm awful sorry. 1660 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:20,779 That's okay. 1661 01:16:20,780 --> 01:16:23,007 High point of my day. 1662 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:26,850 Come on! Come on, put some movement in it! 1663 01:16:26,851 --> 01:16:29,179 Listen, you wanna get your little old ass... 1664 01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:30,945 excuse me... 1665 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:33,424 People to kill. 1666 01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:28,043 Yo, man. 1667 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,114 There's some crazy mother in a Saab following us. 1668 01:17:30,115 --> 01:17:31,513 Who is it, man? 1669 01:17:35,485 --> 01:17:37,045 I want my furniture! 1670 01:17:37,053 --> 01:17:38,523 Oh, shit. It's Arlo pear. 1671 01:17:38,524 --> 01:17:41,121 Oh, man. Forget about him. 1672 01:17:52,635 --> 01:17:55,295 Hey, man! Watch the road! Look out! 1673 01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:02,079 Ha ha ha! 1674 01:18:14,624 --> 01:18:17,893 Arlo, I think you're taking this much too seriously. 1675 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:18,494 It's just business. 1676 01:18:18,495 --> 01:18:21,434 Get your ass in the car, Marcus. 1677 01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:24,628 Tell them I'll be about 10 minutes late. 1678 01:18:24,634 --> 01:18:27,069 Yes, Mr. Marcus. 1679 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,200 Buckle your seat belt. 1680 01:18:34,610 --> 01:18:36,378 Marcus, we can do it. 1681 01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:37,548 We can make up the money. 1682 01:18:37,549 --> 01:18:39,477 Look, I know you're disappointed, Arlo, 1683 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,682 but I... I just don't think that... 1684 01:18:41,684 --> 01:18:43,384 excuse me! 1685 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:46,945 It's just a question 1686 01:18:46,956 --> 01:18:48,156 of accelerating the schedule. 1687 01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:51,387 All we need is 3 teams working on the train itself. 1688 01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:54,204 Yes. Arlo! 1689 01:18:58,301 --> 01:19:00,969 Arlo, I like what you're saying, 1690 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,640 but who would coordinate it all? 1691 01:19:02,641 --> 01:19:04,168 You're looking at him. 1692 01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:05,773 Well, I don't know, Arlo. 1693 01:19:05,775 --> 01:19:08,475 I... I'm not sure. I... I'm... 1694 01:19:08,478 --> 01:19:10,138 well, think about it. 1695 01:19:10,146 --> 01:19:11,676 And while you're thinking about it, 1696 01:19:11,681 --> 01:19:14,216 take this goddamn wheel. 1697 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:15,117 What? 1698 01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:15,948 Take the wheel. 1699 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:17,152 Aah! Where are you going?! 1700 01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:20,323 I... I can't drive from the passenger seat! 1701 01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:26,328 Hey! Come on! 1702 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:28,529 We don't need problems, mister. 1703 01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:29,731 I don't want your money. 1704 01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:32,232 I want those assholes. 1705 01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:35,737 All: Oh, those assholes. 1706 01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:38,308 Arlo: Let's get those assholes. 1707 01:19:39,609 --> 01:19:41,639 Man: Get 'em, buddy. 1708 01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:43,044 That's Arlo pear, man. 1709 01:19:43,045 --> 01:19:44,305 He's coming back for us. 1710 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,553 Give him a hand. 1711 01:19:54,357 --> 01:19:56,017 Look it! This guy's fuckin' crazy, man! 1712 01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,015 What are you talkin' about?! 1713 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:58,456 He's climbing onto the truck. 1714 01:19:58,461 --> 01:19:59,661 Move! 1715 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:03,530 All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1716 01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:18,649 Yo, I don't see him anymore, man. 1717 01:20:18,650 --> 01:20:20,918 I think he fell off. Good. 1718 01:20:40,236 --> 01:20:43,466 He's on the roof, man! 1719 01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:44,840 Hey, what... 1720 01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:48,941 how's it hanging? 1721 01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:54,177 I can't see the road! 1722 01:21:05,795 --> 01:21:08,595 Ooh ooh! 1723 01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:13,604 Whoo! 1724 01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:16,838 Yo, man, he looks crazy. 1725 01:21:16,839 --> 01:21:18,539 That's right, fuckhead. I'm crazy! 1726 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,641 Come on. I'll take care of you, man. 1727 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:25,208 Ooh! Ha! 1728 01:21:32,088 --> 01:21:33,348 Yaah! 1729 01:21:33,856 --> 01:21:35,186 Now, look here, Mr. pear. 1730 01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:37,591 If you got any complaints about our service, 1731 01:21:37,593 --> 01:21:39,163 you better call the head office. 1732 01:21:39,164 --> 01:21:41,730 Shut the hell up. No more talk! 1733 01:21:41,731 --> 01:21:43,531 I want my furniture! 1734 01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:44,602 Who you think you're talkin' to? 1735 01:21:44,603 --> 01:21:48,640 I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass, poop-butt. 1736 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:58,353 Aah! 1737 01:22:42,692 --> 01:22:43,858 Shit. 1738 01:22:43,859 --> 01:22:45,327 Yaah! 1739 01:22:45,328 --> 01:22:47,328 Ooh! 1740 01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:25,267 Honey, I'm home. 1741 01:23:29,705 --> 01:23:31,505 Look what I found. 1742 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:33,267 I found our shit. 1743 01:23:33,275 --> 01:23:34,905 I brought our shit home. 1744 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:37,480 This is our shit. 1745 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:51,926 Like I said, they key to a successful move 1746 01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:52,787 is proper preparation. 1747 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:55,555 Well, I've got a surprise for you, too. 1748 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:57,932 Well, whup it on me. 1749 01:23:57,933 --> 01:24:00,301 Casey! 1750 01:24:00,302 --> 01:24:02,937 Get out of here! 1751 01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:03,968 Hello. 1752 01:24:03,973 --> 01:24:06,441 Daddy, what happened to you? 1753 01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:08,442 Nothing. I'm fine. 1754 01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,184 I'm the king of Idaho. 1755 01:24:11,013 --> 01:24:14,649 Come on, you guys! Let's move it! 1756 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:16,317 Move it! 1757 01:24:16,318 --> 01:24:18,348 Excuse me, Mrs. pear. 1758 01:24:18,354 --> 01:24:20,194 Where would you like this? 1759 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:22,490 Down the hall by the door. 1760 01:24:22,491 --> 01:24:25,660 I think that's the perfect placement for it, 1761 01:24:25,661 --> 01:24:27,931 if you don't mind my saying so. 1762 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:44,546 Arlo. 1763 01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:45,507 I've been thinking 1764 01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:47,652 about what you were talking about, 1765 01:24:47,653 --> 01:24:49,120 and you can build the train, 1766 01:24:49,121 --> 01:24:51,786 but you can't drive the train. 1767 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:53,347 All right! 1768 01:24:53,355 --> 01:24:55,455 Thank you. 1769 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:56,718 Congratulations. 1770 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:57,855 I'll see you at work. 1771 01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:58,960 I'll give you a ride home. 1772 01:24:58,961 --> 01:25:02,397 Oh, no. No, thanks. I'll walk. 1773 01:25:02,398 --> 01:25:06,568 After all, it's a beautiful day. 1774 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:09,369 Yes, it sure is. 1775 01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:14,509 Excuse me, kids. 1776 01:25:35,865 --> 01:25:37,655 What the fuck are you doing?! 1777 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:40,766 I want you to take this big red motherfucker 1778 01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:42,469 and put it back in your garage. 1779 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:44,001 Do you understand, you son of a bitch?! 1780 01:25:44,006 --> 01:25:48,476 And go to the store and buy you a human-sized mower! 1781 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:50,807 Yeah? 1782 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:56,649 And who's gonna make me? 1783 01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:57,752 You? 1784 01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,126 Flipper! 1785 01:26:05,127 --> 01:26:07,857 I don't want any trouble. 1786 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:11,032 Come on, flipper. Let's go home. 1787 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:13,973 Boy, let's go! Come on, flipper. 1788 01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:25,681 Cornell: You're all right, neighbor. 1789 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:31,390 We're gonna get along just fine.