1 00:00:20,706 --> 00:00:23,158 Previously on Beware the Batman... 2 00:00:23,192 --> 00:00:26,378 Tatsu is more than capable of being your bodyguard and your driver. 3 00:00:27,029 --> 00:00:28,797 Test her, you'll see. 4 00:00:29,749 --> 00:00:31,499 Let the tests begin. 5 00:00:47,049 --> 00:00:50,051 - Yo, watch it, Junkyard. - What's your problem Daedalus? 6 00:00:50,069 --> 00:00:52,103 I'm just expressing my artistic self. 7 00:00:55,825 --> 00:00:59,394 Serves old man Castle right for not appreciating artists of our caliber. 8 00:00:59,946 --> 00:01:01,729 Down with creative oppression! 9 00:01:01,747 --> 00:01:03,192 This is justice. 10 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:06,368 No. I am justice. 11 00:01:06,402 --> 00:01:09,671 - Bat-man... - Take him, it's two against one. 12 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:19,097 Let's see how tough you are when you're blind, Bat. 13 00:01:19,131 --> 00:01:22,183 Aren't bats already blind? 14 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:26,805 You boys might want to find another career. 15 00:01:26,889 --> 00:01:29,424 I don't think art is going to pan out. 16 00:01:29,692 --> 00:01:32,644 Say hi to Gotham PD for me. Have a nice night. 17 00:01:35,431 --> 00:01:38,400 Dang, the cops are totally going to jack us for this! 18 00:01:38,434 --> 00:01:41,936 They certainly would, if they catch you. 19 00:01:42,455 --> 00:01:44,990 Look man, Batman already worked us. 20 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,607 Go do your hero thing on someone else. 21 00:01:46,876 --> 00:01:51,212 Oh, I'm no hero. I'm a fan. 22 00:01:51,247 --> 00:01:53,915 I've been watching you for some time. 23 00:01:53,949 --> 00:01:56,468 Daedalus your authority challenging street art 24 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,803 shows enormous promise. 25 00:01:58,838 --> 00:02:01,089 It does? I mean, yeah, duh. 26 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:05,960 And you Junkyard dog, your knack for sculptural destruction, 27 00:02:05,978 --> 00:02:08,296 I find... inspiring. 28 00:02:09,265 --> 00:02:14,102 I see genius in you both. I want to be your patron. 29 00:02:15,637 --> 00:02:20,275 Consider this, my first donation to your art. 30 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:23,144 Dude, who are you? 31 00:02:23,913 --> 00:02:26,865 Call me... Anarky. 32 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:57,562 Major, your boss has one serious workout room. 33 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:00,014 Mr. Wayne insists on the best. 34 00:03:00,032 --> 00:03:03,118 And he can afford it. Well? 35 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:08,365 Had you been paying attention, you'd have to admit 36 00:03:08,366 --> 00:03:11,192 she handled the obstacles almost as well as Batman. 37 00:03:11,210 --> 00:03:12,994 So would an Olympic gymnast. 38 00:03:13,028 --> 00:03:16,364 But I don't need one to drive me around or protect me. 39 00:03:16,749 --> 00:03:17,715 It's your move. 40 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,718 Tatsu just passed an impressive test, 41 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:23,088 like it or not, you need an assistant. 42 00:03:25,091 --> 00:03:29,477 When I was training in Asia, every dojo I attended had a different requirement... 43 00:03:29,545 --> 00:03:32,263 skill, character, endurance. 44 00:03:32,898 --> 00:03:36,101 Every test had to be passed before I was accepted. 45 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,492 I don't even know why we bother playing this game, you never lose. 46 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:47,278 Because you keep me sharp. 47 00:03:47,329 --> 00:03:49,080 As for Ms. Yamashiro, 48 00:03:49,115 --> 00:03:52,117 it's going to take more than an agility test to convince me. 49 00:04:08,601 --> 00:04:11,019 Ms. Yamashiro, this is Bruce Wayne, 50 00:04:11,387 --> 00:04:13,805 could you please meet me in the trophy room? 51 00:04:16,592 --> 00:04:18,393 Mr. Wayne, you wanted to see me? 52 00:04:36,312 --> 00:04:38,513 This job just got interesting. 53 00:04:48,641 --> 00:04:50,842 What are you hiding, Mr. Wayne? 54 00:04:56,098 --> 00:04:58,516 You sure this is the place Anarky said to go? 55 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:00,685 Didn't we get booted from this gallery once? 56 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:03,004 Yeah, but that was before we were 57 00:05:03,005 --> 00:05:05,273 reconstituted with new artistic tools. 58 00:05:08,494 --> 00:05:12,697 Yo, we heard you uptown losers are always looking for the next big thing. 59 00:05:12,748 --> 00:05:15,533 Well, get a load of our street art, Hommies. 60 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:41,163 Welcome, Gotham City, to the art of destruction. 61 00:05:54,698 --> 00:05:57,250 First hardware stores, now civilians. 62 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,119 Congratulations, you've got my attention. 63 00:06:00,337 --> 00:06:02,905 We're just expressing ourselves, Bat dude. 64 00:06:02,923 --> 00:06:05,592 Why do you have to be hating on our art. 65 00:06:28,565 --> 00:06:30,599 - Hey watch it man. - Sorry! 66 00:06:30,618 --> 00:06:33,102 Yes, you are. 67 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:48,951 You're all over the news. 68 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:51,554 Quite a mess. Anyone we know? 69 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,890 Dumber and dumber from the other night. 70 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:57,760 I, eh, blended up your dinner. Assuming we'd be working late. 71 00:06:57,794 --> 00:07:01,397 This pair seems... a bit deficient for this type of destruction. 72 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:05,151 Agreed. They're working with someone. Do a background. 73 00:07:05,185 --> 00:07:08,821 Who they might have come in contact with. 74 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,815 Get this analyzed. Probably came off their shoes. 75 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:21,784 Might give us something. 76 00:07:21,818 --> 00:07:27,290 From Cold War warrior to analyzer of sneaker goo. I've never been prouder. 77 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:35,498 You have a very quiet footstep, Mr. Wayne. 78 00:07:35,516 --> 00:07:37,633 As do you, Ms. Yamashiro. 79 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:41,637 And judging from your home gym, you have a killer exercise routine. 80 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,172 I saw you in there. 81 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:45,725 You live up to Alfred's glowing recommendation. 82 00:07:45,809 --> 00:07:49,678 Look, I know you don't think I am necessary, but let me assure you. 83 00:07:49,697 --> 00:07:54,384 I always take my work very seriously. So, please... 84 00:07:54,385 --> 00:07:57,686 - keep an open mind. - I always do. 85 00:08:14,538 --> 00:08:16,339 What's the world coming to, Dude? 86 00:08:16,373 --> 00:08:18,641 When artists like us are in prison? 87 00:08:19,226 --> 00:08:20,843 Ouch! 88 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:24,713 "Look out the window." 89 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:32,105 Cool! 90 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:42,281 Hello, boys. 91 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:45,835 Mr. Anarky, dude, we were gonna come looking for you. 92 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:49,705 - Yeah, but Bat-dork... - No apologies necessary. 93 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:52,375 Despite his claims of free agency, 94 00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:55,077 Batman is clearly a tool of order. 95 00:08:55,345 --> 00:08:56,912 - Exactly! - Yeah! 96 00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:58,431 - Tool! - Yeah! 97 00:08:58,465 --> 00:09:01,684 I, on the other hand will fight against order 98 00:09:01,718 --> 00:09:05,104 for total unleashed freedom at any price. 99 00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:10,309 It's a patron's responsibility to make sure his artists 100 00:09:10,394 --> 00:09:12,779 are suitably equipped. 101 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:15,481 Merry Christmas. 102 00:09:23,957 --> 00:09:28,077 Your dimwitted duo have made quite a name for themselves on Gotham's art scene. 103 00:09:28,111 --> 00:09:30,329 Booted from every gallery in town. 104 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:32,665 Up until now though they're only real crime 105 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:35,284 has been a serious lack of talent. 106 00:09:35,335 --> 00:09:37,637 This supports the theory that they're working with someone. 107 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:40,456 Anything from my "Goo" analysis? 108 00:09:40,474 --> 00:09:43,125 Antiquated machine lubricant barely in use now. 109 00:09:43,177 --> 00:09:45,761 It's what I found in the lubricant that's really interesting. 110 00:09:47,797 --> 00:09:50,933 A very rare pollen from the Fritillaria Meleagris plant, 111 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:54,770 better known as the Chess Flower. Someone's playing a game, Alfred. 112 00:09:54,822 --> 00:09:58,658 - And our two budding Van Goghs? - Are the pawns. 113 00:09:59,142 --> 00:10:02,778 Computer, video feeds from Gotham PD CCTV surveillance system 114 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:05,531 There. 115 00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:11,087 The Bat mobile is prepped and ready for you. 116 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:14,173 Change of plans, Alfred. Tonight, you drive. 117 00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:29,856 This is the only way to tag. 118 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:33,126 Whoo-hoo! I can't believe how before I used 119 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:36,195 to sculpt thing with my hands. Stupid hands. 120 00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,953 I don't care if he is Batman. 121 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:46,489 He can't push us around. Not anymore. 122 00:11:16,186 --> 00:11:19,438 And I actually thought he was gonna let me really drive for once. 123 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:28,731 Ah, bother, I might as well try them all and hope for the best. 124 00:11:40,744 --> 00:11:44,113 - Run! - Get to the rendezvous point. 125 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,992 Impressive. 126 00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:15,110 Thank you. 127 00:12:15,462 --> 00:12:17,279 Batman! But you're... 128 00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:21,050 Don't hurt your brain trying to understand. 129 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,469 I want you conscious when I take you down. 130 00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:26,255 Bravo! 131 00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:30,676 I believe this game just got interesting. 132 00:13:54,079 --> 00:13:56,697 A secret elevator to a private library. 133 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,417 Not only dies this guy have too much 134 00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:01,586 time and too much money, he's a geek too! 135 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:25,660 What's so interesting about Gotham's wheelhouse, Mr. Wayne? 136 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,586 Well done. 137 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:54,222 I'm so gratified you understand the game. 138 00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:58,109 This isn't a game. In that gear, those two are dangerous. 139 00:14:58,144 --> 00:15:00,362 It's a miracle bystanders weren't hurt. 140 00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:03,031 Oh, I would have been fine with that. 141 00:15:03,065 --> 00:15:06,934 It's the sort of random action that makes me the better player. 142 00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:09,788 You, the black king, representing order, 143 00:15:09,822 --> 00:15:13,608 and I, the white king... well, I'm Anarky. 144 00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:31,393 I'm not going to play your game, Anarky. 145 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:35,814 Oh, but you must, I've searched so long for a worthy opponent. 146 00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:38,983 Someday, they'll write songs about our struggle. 147 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:41,302 You, fighting for order and peace. 148 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,406 Me, for chaos and destruction! 149 00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:54,499 That was just to get your attention. 150 00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:57,202 - The real bombs... - Are on the Gondolas, 151 00:15:57,253 --> 00:15:59,254 set to explode as they cross one another. 152 00:15:59,288 --> 00:16:02,090 - How did you know? - It's the obvious move. 153 00:16:02,124 --> 00:16:03,625 Ouch. 154 00:16:03,659 --> 00:16:05,927 Regardless, there's only time enough for you 155 00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:08,513 to deactivate one of the bombs before they cross. 156 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:11,049 Those poor people on the other tram. 157 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,054 No! 158 00:16:16,472 --> 00:16:19,507 Stop them from moving, instant detonation. 159 00:16:20,776 --> 00:16:22,694 A dead man's switch. 160 00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:25,613 Of course, I let go... boom! 161 00:16:26,398 --> 00:16:29,117 Boss! Batman is right behind us, he's... 162 00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:31,619 Oh, dang! 163 00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:35,156 These two will stay and slow you down even more. 164 00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:37,625 I know you love a challenge. 165 00:16:37,910 --> 00:16:40,752 Not such an obvious move now, is it? 166 00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:44,215 I'll be watching, Batman. I hope you can do it. 167 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:47,836 I've wanted a real opponent for so long. 168 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,007 We were just trying to express ourselves. 169 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:54,425 So am I. 170 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:13,244 Alfred, I need schematics of the Gotham City sky tram fed in to my goggles. 171 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,829 Uploading now. 172 00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:46,694 You realize as soon as the trams are within magnetic range... 173 00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,229 The bombs detonate. 174 00:17:48,263 --> 00:17:50,732 But if I divert the trigger magnet's pull... 175 00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:53,735 The circuit won't close. No explosion. 176 00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:39,614 Congratulations! 177 00:18:39,982 --> 00:18:41,916 You countered my move! 178 00:18:41,951 --> 00:18:46,004 - You passed the test. - It wasn't much of a test. 179 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:52,556 You have no idea what an honor it is to be chosen as my enemy! 180 00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,496 It's a really big deal! 181 00:18:56,432 --> 00:18:59,500 I thought I'd found an opponent to match wits with, 182 00:18:59,518 --> 00:19:02,353 but you're just another lunatic in a costume. 183 00:19:02,554 --> 00:19:06,357 Madness is the more interesting choice. 184 00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:12,113 - Logic and order are so predictable. - Unless... 185 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:15,316 I make a logical decision to do something insane. 186 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:24,909 What! Why didn't it explode? 187 00:19:25,327 --> 00:19:28,732 Frequency jamming disk. Unpredictable enough for you? 188 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:36,647 And what of our two unfortunate, misunderstood artists? 189 00:20:36,932 --> 00:20:39,033 They're in Lieutenant Gordon's hands now. 190 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,769 They'll be wishing they were back in mine soon enough. 191 00:20:42,104 --> 00:20:43,705 That's right, arrest me. 192 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:46,107 Just going to make my art more valuable. 193 00:20:46,608 --> 00:20:48,609 Worked for Michelangelo. 194 00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:52,279 Dude, did you ever stop to think, you're not talented? 195 00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:54,115 Man, whatever! 196 00:20:58,453 --> 00:21:00,304 Hmm, impressive. 197 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:07,113 So, Ms. Yamashiro, you passed my test. 198 00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:12,517 Well done. Perhaps I judged you too quickly. 199 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:15,987 Or perhaps you just got lucky. We'll see.