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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.

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Everyone knows that my father performed
Kermit the Frog, but he also did a lot

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of other characters.

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He performed the sweetest chef, Dr.

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Keith, Ralph the Dog,

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Waldorf, and Link Hogthrob.

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Link Hogthrob is actually one voice that
I remember very well.

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As a kid, whenever my dad did some
stereotypical fatherly chore, like

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the Thanksgiving turkey, that would be
the voice he would use. Surely you

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recognize the independent heating slash
unifying element on the horizontal

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equalizing plane?

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I guess when the character of this
pompous, not -too -bright pig came

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figured, well, that voice would fit just
perfectly.

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See if you can tell which characters are
my father's voices in this next episode

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of The Muppet Show.

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Oh, Dudley, Dudley Moore, 15 seconds for
curtain, Mr. Moore. Thanks, Scooter.

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Say, I'm having a bit of trouble getting
this piano in tune. Can you give me an

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A? Sure, easy.

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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Dudley Moore.

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Yay!

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Watch what you say tonight.

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I think the place is bugged.

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And a terrific show it is because our
special guest is one of England's

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brightest stars of music and comedy, Mr.
Dudley Moore. But first, to get things

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started, we have invited a talented
group of young unknowns.

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So let's give them a big hand.

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But you know, you fellas should find a
name for your group. We were thinking of

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something like the Grateful Dead.

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The who?

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Nah, it's been done.

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It's been done too.

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Hey, it's Dudley Moore.

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Hi, Dudley.

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You ready for my number yet?

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Well, not yet. But matter of fact, the
band was wondering how they're going to

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play your accompaniment without any
arrangements.

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Band?

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Arrangements? Sure.

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I don't need any arrangements.

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Really? How come?

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I've got Mama.

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fugitive from Star Wars.

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Its name is Mama, huh? Yeah.

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Music and mood management apparatus.

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Mama.

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Plays anything you want? Exactly.

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Is it any good?

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Is it any good?

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This is the ultimate achievement.

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This is man's synthesis of science and
art.

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This is the Sistine Chapel of
innovation.

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It's good, huh?

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Gee, hey, could we use it for our next
number? Sure, what is it? It's called At

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The Dance.

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My pleasure.

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Okay,

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everybody on stage for At The Dispo
Dance.

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This is going to be so funny.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey, hey, everybody, hey, listen.

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What is green, waves its arms, and is
found in Chinese restaurants, huh? I

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know. What is green, waves its arms, and
is found in Chinese restaurants?

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Kermit the Egg Roll.

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the top hits of 1929 written by Charles
Cal Cal Davenport called Mama Don't

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Laugh. Oh, good.

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Cal Cal's songs are so moving.

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Okay, and it's played for you with his
music and mood management apparatus by

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the fabulous...

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You're going to wake up playing a hop
because mama don't allow no guitar

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in here.

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Take it, mama.

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Would you believe this? It's a musical
garbage can.

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Playing musical garbage.

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Yeah, it ain't got that sweet.

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That it is being played.

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Ain't nobody being paid.

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True, true time.

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Mama don't allow no drummer man in here.

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Mama don't allow no drummer man in here.

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Mama said she's gonna learn a bowl if
she had drumming in this room. Cause

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don't allow no drumming in here.

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Hey, Cricket Brett.

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Hi, guys.

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What's this electric no -man's band
you're using?

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That's just an experiment. That's all,
Floyd.

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Listen, Turtle Bait.

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Just because it can play for Dudley
Moore don't mean it can play the rest of

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show. Right, right, right. The rest of
the show.

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Floyd, that's a wonderful idea.

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I'll just plug the background music
button here.

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Rolf, hey, Rolf, where are you going?
Wait a minute, man.

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Hey, we've got to present a solid front
on this.

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You do the solid front bit. I'm going to
call this monkey I know who's looking

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for an organ grinder.

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Well, I'm... Everybody else stays for
Pigs in Space?

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Well,

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it's a sad day for musicians.

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Yeah. I can almost hear Beethoven
turning over in his grave.

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And now, Pigs in Space!

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When last we left the spaceship Swine
Trek, it was being followed by a

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mysterious object.

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It looks like one of those things that
scientists send up from Earth. What do

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you call them?

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Of course it's a light.

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Looks like a lot of lights, but what do
you call it?

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My cup of time is off to a great start.

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Link, I've just found out what that
object is.

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What is it, Dr.

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Strangepork? I'll tell you when I make
my entrance.

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Hmm?

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Pretty big fanfare for a mere passenger
-scientist.

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Imagine what it would be for a captain.

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Think I'll try it.

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Here I go.

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Your captain is here.

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This is a catastrophe.

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How come it always plays dumb music when
I talk?

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I can't take any more of this. I'm
walking.

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You can't. Ha! Watch me.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Just what you told us to.

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Yeah, you said watch me.

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on the subject, so it's probably best to
talk about it. Yeah, I'm glad you feel

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that way. Yeah, well, why don't we
openly and freely express our feelings

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subject? Good.

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I feel that that cheap...

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I think it's a very succinct and valid
expression of your opinion.

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I, on the other hand, feel that
technological advances should not be

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viewed as an enemy. I mean, after all,
great triumphs of

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science are also

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true advances of the human spirit.

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And I don't feel that we should let
temporary or

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personal considerations stand in the
way.

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It's time once again for Gonzo the
Great.

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Gonzo apparently has a real crazy act
tonight. He won't even tell me what it

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but I do have this message. We have to
ask for complete and total silence from

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everyone.

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The music machine seems to be on the
sick list.

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Maybe it'll still work.

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Japanese kabuki music.

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Listen, guys, if you all will finish up
the show, I promise I will never even

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think of using another band.

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and a splendid evening marred only by
the fact that we blew up half the

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But before we go, let us have one last
round of applause for our very special

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guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
Dudley Moore!

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Thank

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you

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very much, Kermit. It's been a real
pleasure playing the remains of the

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Theater.

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Yeah, and I'm sorry to say that we broke
your machine.

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Oh. No trouble. I'm happy to say I fixed
it again.

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I'm sorry to say I liked it better when
it was broken.

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I'll just program it for the closing
theme.

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Good. Well, there's nothing left for me
to say, but we'll see you next time on

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The Muppet Show.

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They blew up half the theater. At least
they blew up the right half.

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There.