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<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Simon Barsinister,</i>

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<i>the wickedest man in the world.</i>

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<i>He was evil and crazy.</i>

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<i>Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad,
schemed to rule the universe.</i>

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<i>But each time they were foiled by me,</i>

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<i>the greatest superhero
who ever lived... Underdog!</i>

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I come to you this evening
to discuss the growing problem

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of crime in our city.

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Here in front of me
are files of unsolved cases.

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<i>We're getting
ahead of ourselves.</i>

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<i>That's me in the uniform.</i>

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<i>I was raised, since I was just
a little puppy, to fight crime.</i>

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<i>Never had a family
or a place to call home.</i>

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<i>I was raised with one purpose
and one purpose only:</i>

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<i>to help people, to keep them safe.</i>

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<i>Nothing was going to
stand in my way.</i>

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Easy, boy.

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- However, to the families involved...
- You got something, boy?

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What was that?

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Alpha Dog has got a lock on the stage.
I think it's the boxes.

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Criminals should not be allowed
to keep their freedom.

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Clear the building!

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We need SWAT here, now!
Please hurry, your honor.

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Everybody out!

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Blue team, go, go! Move!

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No radiation.

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No metal.

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Tweezers, and we'll lift.

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Easy. Right down the side.

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Yeah. Slow. And slide.

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<i>I bet you didn't know
a beagle's sense of smell</i>

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<i>is 55 times stronger
than a human's.</i>

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<i>Well, mine's not.</i>

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It's a gift from
the American Pork Association.

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I want a full debrief, now.

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Nice work, rookie.
You found an exploding ham.

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Quiet, I smell a bomb.

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You! You should just
turn in your tags.

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<i>All right, I'll be
honest with you.</i>

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<i>I wasn't the best
dog on the force.</i>

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<i>In fact, I was
probably the worst.</i>

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<i>The ham was just
the latest of my mistakes.</i>

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<i>Like the time I chewed the extension
cord and it was plugged in.</i>

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<i>Or when I met that cute poodle</i>

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<i>and it turned out to be a guy.</i>

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<i>It's hard to feel destined for greatness
when you keep messing up.</i>

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<i>But, destiny's a funny thing.</i>

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<i>It'll creep up on you
when you least expect it.</i>

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Gotcha.
Last one for tonight.

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Excuse me.
Uh, there's been a big mistake.

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I'm not a stray.
I shouldn't be in the pound.

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This ain't no pound, son.

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This place makes the pound
look like the dog park.

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By day it's OK, but at night,
once everyone's left,

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that's when the
freaky stuff happens.

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What kind of "freaky stuff?"

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- What did they do to your hair?
- What's wrong with my hair?

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Nothing. Nothing at all.

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You were saying about
the "freaky stuff. "

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All I'm saying is when the guy
in the white lab coat

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pulls out the giant needle, run!

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Hey.

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Welcome to the graveyard.

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Yeah, nice and quiet,
just like I like it.

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Uh, sir, excuse me.
We're not open right now.

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There's no access to the labs.

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Oh, really? I'm sorry.

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That's all right. Don't worry.

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Oh, wait. What's this?

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What does this say?

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Uh... "All Access. " Sorry.

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It's OK. You all make mistakes.

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But I forgive you.

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Because that's the kind
of person I am... humble.

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A humble genius.

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It's OK.

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Let him in.

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Please.

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Again, I'm sorry, Dr. Barsinister.

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- I'm terribly sorry.
- It's OK. How were you to know

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that I am the most important scientist
this company has?

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You couldn't have.

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- Who's the new hire?
- Him? He, uh, used to be a cop.

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I was thinking that maybe
we should take it easy

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on the after-hours stuff.

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You know? Clandestine.

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A three-syllable word? I'm impressed.

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I bought a, uh...

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...thesaurus.

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Good for you.

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But even if he is an ex-cop, we don't
have time to skulk about. Look.

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"Police Dog Training. "
It's a great idea.

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Why didn't you think of that?

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Because training is a fool's process.

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I've met with the mayor,

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and I told him how we could
take this city to new heights

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through genetic manipulation.

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- Yeah? What did he say?
- The fool actually laughed at me.

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That happened to me once.
I had my pants on inside out.

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Nobody told me for the entire day.

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- Stop talking now.
- Oh, right. Right.

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I'll be the silent partner.

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Just because you're the only one here,
Cad, does not make us partners.

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Wow. A real-life mad scientist.

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Yeah, and he ain't even mad yet.

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All right. Bring me the new dog.

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Your lucky day.

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And now,
the most important DNA.

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Oh.

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Don't worry, little guy.

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It will only hurt... a lot.

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OK, let's do it, partner.

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Gross! Your mouth was open!

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Just hold him.

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Hey, Doc! Get him!

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Get in the game, Doc.
He's right there.

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No, no! No, no!

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My research!

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- The serum.
- He's going for the door!

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Run, boy. Run, run!

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Bring me a chew toy from the outside.

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And maybe some hair gel!

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It works.

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Doc!

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I'm pulling the security tapes
and running a computer sweep

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- of Dr. Barsinister's research.
- Dan, we'll handle it from here.

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When there's a crime, they call a cop.

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When someone wants to
sign into the building, they call you.

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Right.

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That's why you're the chief.

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With a big filing cabinet
marked "unsolved crimes. "

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Hey, guys...

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<i>Yeah, that was some night.
I was homeless and hungry.</i>

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<i>And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse,</i>

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<i>these numbskulls show up.</i>

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Hey, runt. You lost?

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- The name's Riff Raff.
- He's Riff Raff.

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- I've marked this territory.
- Yeah, he marked it.

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Look, I don't want any trouble, OK?

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Well, then today's your lucky day, mutt.

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I'd rip you to pieces,
but I don't want to get my paws dirty.

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Yeah. You're not
worth his time, fleabag.

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- Fleabag. Yes.
- Get him!

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Sweet. We're going to get him.
Come back here!

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That mutt dumped my trash.
Come on. Get him, boys.

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- He thinks he's a greyhound.
- Look at him go.

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I'll eat
that runt for dinner.

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Dibs on leftovers.

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Oh! Speed bump.

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- What a way to go.
- I'm with you, boss.

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Let's get out of here.

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Hello?

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Hey, I thought I clipped you.

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What are you doing?

156
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You're a funny little dog.
Come here. Come here.

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Let me see. Where's your collar?

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Oh, is that a kiss?
Where's your collar?

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You don't have a home?

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Why don't you come home with me? Huh?

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We got a nice home, just for you.

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What are you doing out that window?

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<i>I know what you're thinking.
He just hit me with his car,</i>

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<i>and I climb in the front seat.</i>

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<i>Look, I may not be able
to smell a bomb,</i>

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<i>but I can smell a good person.</i>

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Please excuse Jack Unger

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from any and all activity
because he has a bad cold.

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No, too simplistic.

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He has shingles.

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No, I already used that.

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Come on, Jack. Dig deep.

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I got one.

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Perfect.

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Hey, Jack,
you ready for school yet?

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- Yeah.
- Come on out back.

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- I can't. I'm busy.
- Aw, come on.

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I got something to show you.

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Hey, I heard that.

180
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Yeah, you're a good dog.
Can you sit for me?

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Oh. God bless you.

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Here's your ba...
Hey, Jack. Look.

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- You bought a dog?
- No, I didn't buy him.

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I, uh, I found him on the street.

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He's cute, isn't he?

186
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I thought maybe we'd go for walks,
take him on a hike.

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Hikes? Oh, fun.

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Hey, look at that. I think
we should call him... Shoeshine.

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Considering all the other
things he probably licks,

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I think that's the best call.

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Jack, I just thought
he would be good for you.

192
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Take your mind off a few things.

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Listen, I'm telling you
I am fine, all right?

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- OK.
- You don't have to keep doing this.

195
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You've got other things to worry about,
like being a prison guard to lab rats.

196
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You know what?
I like the new job.

197
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If you don't want the dog, I'll
take him to the pound this afternoon.

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Hello?

199
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No, no, I'll come back.
All right. Thank you.

200
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I got to go back to work.

201
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- What about Shoelick?
- Shoeshine.

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Listen, do me a favor.
Keep an eye on him.

203
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You know what?
Give him a chance.

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- You might even like him.
- I don't think so.

205
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All he does is eat, sleep and poop.

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Then the two of you
have a lot in common, don't you?

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<i>I can isolate specific
protein strands in animal DNA.</i>

208
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<i>Then combine them any way I want.</i>

209
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<i>This will give him
the speed of a cheetah,</i>

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<i>the ability to fly like an eagle,</i>

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<i>or the strength of an animal
one hundred times his weight.</i>

212
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Forging a doctor's note, Jack?
Is this what it's come to?

213
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I didn't forge it.

214
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So, you expect me to believe
that you have... "monkeypox?"

215
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It's pretty bad.

216
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OK.

217
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I don't know what disappoints me more,
the fact that you did it,

218
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or that you did so poorly that
you couldn't even fool a P.E. teacher.

219
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<i>Ahhh. Food.</i>

220
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<i>Yep. Definitely smell food.</i>

221
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<i>Hmm.</i>

222
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<i>It's not dog food, but it's about to be.</i>

223
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<i>Oh, no.</i>

224
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<i>They're going to blame this on me.</i>

225
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<i>Oh, well, bon appétit.</i>

226
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<i>A- ha. Homo postalis,
the Great North American Mailman.</i>

227
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<i>Natural enemy of the dog.</i>

228
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Look, the Ungers got a new cat.

229
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Come on. Come on, come on.

230
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Is that the best you got?
You want a piece of this here?

231
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<i>Whoa.</i>

232
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<i>That's right. Run, mail-slinger, run.</i>

233
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<i>And never come back here again.</i>

234
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<i>Great. Two for one.</i>

235
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<i>Hey. Is that a tennis ball?</i>

236
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<i>This day just
gets better and better.</i>

237
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<i>Whoa!</i>

238
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<i>That couch tried to kill me.</i>

239
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,992
<i>There is something
mighty peculiar going on here.</i>

240
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,535
<i>Huh?</i>

241
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:24,641
What did you do?

242
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:29,448
Dad is going to kill you.
And then me.

243
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,350
Oh!

244
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,153
I really hope this is chili.

245
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,820
Give me a break.
It was an accident.

246
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,667
Hello?

247
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,301
Dad? Is that you?

248
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,242
Hello?

249
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,546
Come here, boy.

250
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,823
- Did you hear something?
- No. Did you?

251
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,591
- Did you just talk?
- Huh? What? Hmm?

252
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,168
Whoa, whoa... Wait a minute.
You can understand me?

253
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,279
OK. OK. Deep breaths.

254
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,582
Get some fresh air to the brain.
You're just imagining this.

255
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,680
- Wait. You...
- Bad dog. Stop talking.

256
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,816
Wait. Stop.

257
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,361
Person, heel.
Come on, who trained you?

258
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,954
Person, just wait.

259
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:50,730
- What did you just call me?
- Sorry. I don't know your name.

260
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,363
Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me.

261
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,930
Look, I can't stop talking to you,
Jack Nothing,

262
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,635
because I'm freaking out here.

263
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,108
If we're going for a walk,
you may want to get a poop bag.

264
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,879
- What?
- I have that special feeling.

265
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,442
Maybe you're the problem.

266
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,784
A weirdo kid who can
suddenly talk to dogs.

267
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,915
How did you learn to speak English?

268
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:16,085
- How should I know?
- Can you speak other languages?

269
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:19,927
A little retriever. Some shih tzu.
My Chihuahua is a little rusty, though.

270
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:24,401
- OK, I mean other human languages.
- So English isn't enough for you?

271
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:27,437
Jack?

272
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,840
Shh! That's Molly,
a reporter for the school paper.

273
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:35,277
She'll have a field day with you.
Just speak dog.

274
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,678
Arf. Arf.

275
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,880
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.

276
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,752
- Were you just talking to someone?
- Just my dog.

277
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:48,090
I've got my dog, too. Polly!

278
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,443
OK, here we go.

279
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:09,038
Uh, hello. I'm Shoeshine.

280
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:11,344
Oh, well, hello. I'm Polly.

281
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,613
I think she likes him.

282
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,987
I've never seen you.
Are you new to this park?

283
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,720
Oh, yeah, I just, uh, relocated.

284
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:26,696
You smell wonderful.
Like a half-eaten pig's ear.

285
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,290
Excuse me. "Pig's ear?"

286
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,336
Is that what passes for a pick-up line?

287
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,166
No, no. I, uh...

288
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,105
Well, I've got to get going.
Come on, Polly.

289
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,305
- Master calls.
- So, uh, will I see you again?

290
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,176
Look, you're a cute beagle and all,

291
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,613
but I want a little pizzazz
in a relationship.

292
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,049
A guy who can sweep me
off my feet, you know?

293
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,452
- Hmm...
- But we can be friends, OK?

294
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,047
- See you later.
- Yeah. See you later.

295
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:59,120
"Friends?" "Friends?"
I don't want to be friends.

296
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,792
I'm looking to settle down,
to find Mrs. Right.

297
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,062
She could be Polly Shoeshine.

298
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,468
Or is it Polly Shine? Or is it...

299
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,768
Hey, Frisbee!

300
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,607
- What was that?
- It's my instincts.

301
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,150
I just can't help myself.

302
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,413
Whoo! What a rush.

303
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,750
OK. What else do you do?

304
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,155
Now bury the bone. Let's go.
Good boy. Bury the bone.

305
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,923
Uh, excuse me. You want to tell me
why you're talking to me like that?

306
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,692
What? It's doggy talk.

307
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,495
Well, it's demeaning.
Give me the stick.

308
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:53,615
- Hey, I think I struck oil.
- Shoeshine, get out of there. Come on.

309
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,647
I hope no one saw that.

310
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,592
What else do dogs do?
Hey, they smell.

311
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,153
- How's your smelling?
- My schnoz ain't too good.

312
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,290
Got me fired from my last job.

313
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,631
That's ridiculous.
Come on, just try it.

314
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,533
Smelling makes me nervous, and I...

315
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,471
Ah... ah... ah-choo!

316
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,277
Glad I didn't try
to hold that one in.

317
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,475
I would have blown my brains
out of my ears.

318
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,575
OK. Um, what are they saying?

319
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:34,822
...when I talk like that.
I'm not gonna spend...

320
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,417
I know. We'll talk later. Bye.

321
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,091
Catch the ball
right in the web of the glove.

322
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,562
Maybe we should see other people.

323
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,469
He thinks it would be better
if they saw other people.

324
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,030
She says for all she cares
he can go eat...

325
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,474
People eat that, too?

326
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,580
Help! Let me go.

327
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,617
It's Polly and that girl
who follows her around.

328
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,949
- Molly.
- She's with two other guys.

329
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,318
They're stealing
her backpack. This way.

330
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,016
Hey! Wait.

331
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,618
- Slow down.
- No, you speed up. Use all four legs.

332
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,296
This is incredible.
I've never run this fast before.

333
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:20,099
It feels like my feet aren't
even touching the ground...

334
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,767
Yeow!

335
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,309
Whoo!

336
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,439
I can fly?

337
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,502
Hey!

338
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,045
Whoa! Look out!

339
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:39,181
Whoo!

340
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,992
This is way better than
sticking your head out of a moving car.

341
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:47,861
Whoo hoo!

342
00:22:56,441 --> 00:23:00,810
Oh, no! I'm blind.
I can't see. Oh, no.

343
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,642
I don't want to see.

344
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,545
Sorry.

345
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:07,084
Excuse me. Pardon me.

346
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,551
Excuse me. Out of the way.

347
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,083
I'm good. I'm good.

348
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,318
Whoo!

349
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,258
Spicy mustard.

350
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,559
Ow! Where are the brakes on this thing?

351
00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:21,599
- I got a camera.
- Hurry up.

352
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,258
Whoo!

353
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,466
Whoa!

354
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,635
Ahhh!

355
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:08,372
Hello? 911?

356
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:21,014
Uh-huh. Someone just
swooped in and saved you?

357
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,526
You think you could describe him?

358
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,257
Yes. He was white.

359
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,904
- Molly, hey. Um, are you all right?
- Mm-hmm.

360
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:37,567
- OK, so he's a Caucasian?
- Actually, I think he was brown.

361
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,169
He was light brown with white spots
on his belly, paws and tail.

362
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:44,511
He had black whiskers,
brown eyes and a wet nose.

363
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,380
Like this?

364
00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:49,986
Shoeshine? Shoeshine.

365
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:52,489
Shoeshine? Shoeshine.

366
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:56,687
Shoeshine, you here?

367
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,492
Sorry, Jack.

368
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,625
I didn't mean to break those cars

369
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:06,500
or those garbage cans or that building.

370
00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:08,436
Shoeshine, you're a hero.

371
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,873
No, I don't want to be a hero.
I'll screw it up.

372
00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:13,843
Trust me on this one.

373
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:20,077
I just wanted a home,
a place where I belonged.

374
00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:23,450
Just because I have these powers
doesn't make me a hero.

375
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,185
Shoeshine, it depends
on what you do with them.

376
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:31,093
Maybe. But promise me,
no one can find out.

377
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:34,029
- Not even your dad.
- Oh, my dad.

378
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,260
Easy. Easy.

379
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:38,063
Do you see a tennis ball anywhere?

380
00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,905
Just put it in the corner.

381
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,908
You know, traditionally,
the dog makes the mess

382
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,967
and the human cleans it up.

383
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,447
I'm looking for my beagle.
He, uh, does tricks and stuff.

384
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,854
I'm... I'm sorry. I haven't seen him.

385
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:06,628
- What was that?
- That was my, um... my grandpa.

386
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:10,998
He's blind, and we're just
rearranging the furniture.

387
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:14,334
- Are you all right in there, Gramps?
- Who you calling Gramps?

388
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,533
Get back in here
and help me move the couch.

389
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,915
You're making your blind
grandfather move a couch?

390
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:32,286
It was either that
or repave the driveway. His choice.

391
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,824
Good luck finding your dog.

392
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,830
- Do you belong to that guy?
- What? Me? No.

393
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,932
- Then who was he?
- How should I know?

394
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,664
All you humans look alike.

395
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,134
Oh, it's my dad.

396
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,769
OK. I'm going to go
out there and stall him,

397
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:57,076
and you try and make things
look as normal as possible in here.

398
00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:00,083
Talking dog will try
to make things normal. Check.

399
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,256
All clean.

400
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:12,626
- Dad, Dad, hey.
- Hey, how are you? What's up?

401
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:17,225
- Do you need help?
- Sure, yeah. Thanks.

402
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,066
Wait. I'm going to put these inside,

403
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,265
and then we're going to go for a walk.

404
00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,399
A walk?

405
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,603
You and me are going to go for a walk?

406
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:30,079
Yeah. You know, just chill, talk?

407
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,479
Hang out?

408
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,474
OK. Come on.

409
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,414
What happened there?

410
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,325
- Dad, wait.
- No, Jack.

411
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,330
What?

412
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,873
Yeah, hang out.

413
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:01,173
- Dad, look, I can explain.
- Don't tell me the dog did it.

414
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,972
We'll talk about it later.

415
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,017
I'm going to take that dog to the pound.

416
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:10,214
Dad, no! No, please.
I want to keep him.

417
00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,188
You told me you didn't want the dog.

418
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,554
Me? No way.

419
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,389
I told you I've wanted a dog
since I was, like, eight.

420
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:31,064
All right, but it's your responsibility.

421
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:34,134
You got to feed it, brush it, walk it.
You got to train it.

422
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:37,704
Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things
that will blow your mind.

423
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:47,090
This better be chili.

424
00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:58,564
Yes. Yes, brilliant.

425
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:07,238
Already the flames of inspiration

426
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:10,247
are licking at my brain.

427
00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:12,542
Unencumbered,

428
00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:17,714
in this, my new laboratory.

429
00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:22,659
- Kind of smells like a men's room.
- So much the better.

430
00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:25,560
It seems like the wrong vibe
for our work.

431
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,655
Seems a little precocious.

432
00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:31,293
- Perspicacious.
- What?

433
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:34,065
Peppery? Prim?

434
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:38,769
Most of my thesaurus
burned up in the fire.

435
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:40,811
All I've got left are the P's.

436
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:45,339
- Perfect.
- Ooh. That's a good one.

437
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:46,940
Can I use that?

438
00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:51,352
The material I require
is going to be expensive.

439
00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:56,917
We're going to need to find ways
to subsidize my work.

440
00:29:56,995 --> 00:30:00,624
I know some guys who just
got out of the clink who can help us.

441
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,563
Perhaps. Bam!

442
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,731
- Ahhh!
- Nailed it.

443
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,331
<i>Jack and I became good buddies.</i>

444
00:30:11,409 --> 00:30:15,277
<i>For the first time in my life,
I really felt like Man's Best Friend.</i>

445
00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:18,281
Hot dogs, nice and hot!

446
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:20,317
Come on.
Bite into a nice juicy hot dog.

447
00:30:20,385 --> 00:30:22,182
What? What?

448
00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:26,186
Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog!

449
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,986
Are you people crazy?

450
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,784
Shoeshine, come here.

451
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,387
It's not real dog.

452
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:36,058
- What is it then?
- It's just animal parts.

453
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,500
You know, like noses,
hooves, intestines.

454
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,561
Well, in that case, I'll take two.

455
00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,698
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
That's what I got!

456
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,336
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Nice and hot!

457
00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:50,381
- Why is he talking like that?
- He's rhyming.

458
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:54,009
It's a gimmick.
To get people's attention.

459
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:57,213
That seems like a strange convention
for you to mention.

460
00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:02,620
And this is where I'm bored
out of my mind, eight hours a day.

461
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,390
Whenever I'm bored
I just chase my tail.

462
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:07,431
If you're lucky
you throw up and bingo!

463
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:08,726
Lunch, part two.

464
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,064
- Nice.
- What?

465
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:15,997
Sticks, balls, and running in one game?

466
00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:19,202
- So clever. So inspired.
- Not our team.

467
00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:21,472
We're always the underdogs.

468
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:24,913
Never heard of that breed.
Is that a dog from Australia?

469
00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,712
No. Look,

470
00:31:26,784 --> 00:31:29,719
an underdog is someone
who has been counted out

471
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:32,347
and nobody expects them to win.

472
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:36,189
Yeah, I know the feeling. Huh?

473
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:39,162
There goes the neighborhood.

474
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,357
Shoeshine, no.

475
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,327
- Freak.
- What?

476
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,234
See?

477
00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:54,537
- So, what's the score?
- I told you no.

478
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:57,376
But every molecule of me
was screaming "yes. "

479
00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:59,439
It's time to teach you some manners.

480
00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,348
Right. I'm going to learn manners

481
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:04,217
from a guy who pees
in my white porcelain drinking bowl.

482
00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:08,521
All right. Basic commands.
Chapter one: sit.

483
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,151
Let's start with a tough one.

484
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:12,389
- Chapter two: lie down.
- Fine.

485
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:13,896
I was going to do that anyway.

486
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,627
Chapter three: roll over.

487
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,295
This book doesn't have
much of a plot, does it?

488
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,895
And chapter four: speak.

489
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:25,932
Arf. Arf.
You can't be serious with this.

490
00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:28,478
Four weeks of lessons
in four seconds?

491
00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:30,446
We're on a good pace.

492
00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,575
Chapter five:
return the book and get your money back.

493
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:40,457
- I got you something.
- Oh. Never had one of these before.

494
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:44,461
If you ever get lost
they'll know where to bring you home.

495
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:45,928
"Home. "

496
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:48,158
Wow, this is great!

497
00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:51,599
Oh, ew! Oh, that breath is horrible.

498
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:53,068
What have you been eating?

499
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,436
Not sure. I dug it out
from under the house.

500
00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,700
<i>Suddenly I had a home and a family.</i>

501
00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:01,540
<i>I had all that I ever wanted.</i>

502
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,637
<i>The only thing that could mess this up</i>

503
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:07,242
<i>was if a mad scientist bent on revenge
was living underneath the city.</i>

504
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:09,115
<i>Well, guess what?</i>

505
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:17,260
Oh, the price I've paid.

506
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,558
So be it.

507
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,931
Hi. How's it going?

508
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,371
I'd love to, baby, but I'm busy.

509
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,807
Work out? Yeah, I work out.

510
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:35,368
I think of my body as a Buddhist temple.

511
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:39,712
Cad, stop talking to
your imaginary friend and get in here!

512
00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:08,033
<i>Dan, it's Les.
You got a shipment at the loading docks.</i>

513
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:10,376
<i>- Can you buzz them in?
- All right.</i>

514
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,040
I'm on my way.

515
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,021
Is this thing going
to help us make another super dog?

516
00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:29,692
Why settle for just one
when I can create a plethora?

517
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:35,872
That's a "P" word.
I bet I have that one.

518
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,704
Just pick it up, you ape.

519
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:42,612
Give the dog your food.

520
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,777
Give the dog your food.
Give the dog your food.

521
00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:53,085
You are in my power.
You will do as I command.

522
00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:55,785
Sorry, you didn't
get the power of hypnotism.

523
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,351
A- ha. Not yet, I didn't.

524
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,626
Give the dog your food.

525
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:08,061
Rubber? What kind of sick joke is this?

526
00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:11,472
<i>...this demonstration will
convince international leaders</i>

527
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:15,706
<i>that the Capitol City K-9 Academy
is the future for K-9 crime fighters.</i>

528
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,112
Maybe I should sign you up.

529
00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:20,446
I don't think that's a good idea.

530
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:22,042
My dad used to be on the force.

531
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,612
He was twice decorated
by the mayor for bravery.

532
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:28,750
- He was a real hero.
- What happened?

533
00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:30,922
He quit.

534
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:34,294
- That a big deal?
- A big deal?

535
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,757
Yeah.

536
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,099
OK, he says he quit his job
to spend time with me after my mom died,

537
00:35:40,171 --> 00:35:41,763
and he's still never home.

538
00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:45,775
<i>We're interrupting with breaking news.
One of our camera crews following police</i>

539
00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:48,471
<i>have stumbled upon
a jewelry store robbery.</i>

540
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,912
<i>The thieves have taken several hostages.</i>

541
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,280
You never see dogs
hurting each other for money.

542
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:55,819
You never see
people sniffing each other's butts.

543
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,184
Mmm, touché.

544
00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,452
<i>As you can see, it is a tense situation.</i>

545
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,051
Hey, you can stop it,
like with Molly and Polly.

546
00:36:05,129 --> 00:36:08,030
No, no, no way. Uh-uh.
That was an accident.

547
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,930
I had no idea what I was doing.

548
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,629
Well, maybe this is why you're here.

549
00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:15,866
Look, I was just getting
the hang of the whole "pet" thing.

550
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,966
- I even chewed up your iPod.
- You what?

551
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,342
The truth is,
I just want to be a regular dog.

552
00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,973
And I want to be a regular kid
with a mom and a dad.

553
00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,916
But you know what,
life doesn't always work out that way.

554
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,783
All right.

555
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,488
I'll do it, for you.
But just this once.

556
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:42,329
There better be something pretty special
in that dog dish when I get back.

557
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,201
You can put the dog door there!

558
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,760
- Whoa!
- Shoeshine!

559
00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:50,170
- Watch out for the fish kite.
- What fish kite?

560
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:53,108
Ohhh!

561
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:56,738
I'm good. I hope
I don't look too ridiculous.

562
00:36:56,814 --> 00:36:56,879
Oh!

563
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,472
Oh!

564
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:00,574
- No!
- Hey, come on.

565
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,912
Don't look at me.

566
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:09,482
If she hadn't pulled the silent alarm,

567
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,154
you two wouldn't be getting a time out.

568
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:17,489
- Got it.
- We got it.

569
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:18,796
Good.

570
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:25,841
<i>Unit 31, I hear you loud and clear.</i>

571
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,004
They got all the exits barricaded.
We can't get a man in there.

572
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,244
<i>Hold your positions. SWAT is on its way.
ETA five minutes.</i>

573
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:35,251
- Did you see that?
- I have no idea.

574
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,219
Whoa!

575
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:39,014
Ow!

576
00:37:45,663 --> 00:37:47,426
Dogfish.

577
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:50,899
Excuse me. Why do you
people have pantyhose on your heads?

578
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,570
I'll get him.

579
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,300
I'm going to guess
you're one of the bad guys.

580
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,873
Huh?

581
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:04,412
Cad, can you hear me?
That's our dog!

582
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:07,383
<i>- Grab him!
- OK. Hey, you, grab that dog.</i>

583
00:38:07,451 --> 00:38:09,783
Are you all right?
Are you OK?

584
00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:12,721
Can you hear me?
Come on, little buddy. Breathe.

585
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:15,452
Hey, guys, back off.
He needs some space.

586
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:17,084
I'll give you some space.

587
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,652
I said give me some space.

588
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:27,763
Hang tight, little buddy.
I'll get some help.

589
00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:30,238
Evening, officers.

590
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,868
- Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire.
- The jewels are safe,

591
00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:36,970
there's a fox passed out on the floor,
and, yes, I'm dressed like a fish.

592
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,516
Keep up the good work.

593
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:44,010
<i>While most
of our city remains skeptical,</i>

594
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,852
<i>the Post is standing by its story</i>

595
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:49,825
<i>of a dog thwarting
yesterday's jewelry robbery.</i>

596
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:53,728
<i>According to eyewitnesses, the animal
displayed uncommon strength...</i>

597
00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:55,129
I knew it.

598
00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:58,566
<i>The police have yet to comment
on this strange report.</i>

599
00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:02,231
<i>- The mayor's office has only said...
- My creation!</i>

600
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,133
They mention me?

601
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:08,144
Anything about a thief
with amazing hair?

602
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,510
<i>If the reports
of the superdog are true...</i>

603
00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:13,778
You're a superhero.
You're a hairy, four-legged superhero.

604
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:16,820
You know what?
You're like Superman with a flea collar.

605
00:39:16,887 --> 00:39:18,354
No, no. No, I'm not.

606
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,617
You saved those people.

607
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:24,024
I know, and it felt good.

608
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:29,397
But I can't do this. Someone's gonna
recognize me and take me back.

609
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,461
Take you back?

610
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:35,528
- Uh... take me back to normal.
- Turn you back to normal.

611
00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,312
I know. You ever read comic books?

612
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,814
Huh?

613
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,009
Look, it's just a normal guy.

614
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,212
He puts on a cape, takes off
the glasses, and he's a superhero.

615
00:39:50,287 --> 00:39:52,687
- And people fall for that stuff?
- Yeah.

616
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:56,716
You're a mild-mannered dog
and that's your secret identity.

617
00:39:56,794 --> 00:39:58,227
All you need is a costume.

618
00:39:58,295 --> 00:40:00,923
Well, as long as
I don't look ridiculous.

619
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:05,996
Am I standing?
I can't feel my legs.

620
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,937
- You're "Bumbledog. "
- Hey, whoa. No stripes.

621
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:10,439
They make me look fat.

622
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:14,205
Who am I supposed to be,
Sherlock Bones?

623
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:17,911
Count Dogula?

624
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:20,610
OK. This is why dogs bite people.

625
00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:33,624
- It's perfect. Underdog.
- Underdog.

626
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,688
Hmm. I like it.

627
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,700
It's my dad's old college sweater.

628
00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:41,495
But we'll need to make it work.

629
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:51,111
What do I do if your dad's
around and I got to...

630
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,309
...you know, take off?

631
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,375
Bark three times. Yeah, OK.

632
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,320
That's going to be our code.
You have to bark three times.

633
00:40:58,389 --> 00:41:02,189
Hang on. Do I bark three times
or say the word "bark" three times?

634
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,993
Right. Dog bark. Got it.

635
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:11,194
You know, I think
that was "dry clean only. "

636
00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:14,636
Ow! Watch the ears.

637
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:18,004
It's perfect.

638
00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,442
We're still gonna need something
else to get people's attention.

639
00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:24,572
You're right. A flying dog
in a red sweater isn't enough.

640
00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,377
You know, like a catch phrase.

641
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,975
Like, "Up, up and away"

642
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:32,216
or "It's clobbering time. "

643
00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:41,157
<i>Attention, all patrol units.</i>

644
00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:44,690
<i>We're still looking for a cat burglar
last seen on Eighth Avenue.</i>

645
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:57,003
- So, you're a cat burglar, huh?
- Huh?

646
00:41:57,081 --> 00:42:00,812
Well, I'm not really a cat person. Woof.

647
00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:08,653
There's no need to worry.
Underdog is furry.

648
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,661
No, that's not it.

649
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:18,862
Police stations have been
flooded with eyewitnesses reporting

650
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:20,995
miraculous feats by this phenomenon

651
00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:23,801
who goes by the name Underdog. Whoa!

652
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:28,639
There's no need for fright.
Underdog's got bite.

653
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,940
That's not it either.

654
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,597
Now that dude knows
how to chase a car.

655
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:57,835
Ready. Set. Go!

656
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,043
Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that?

657
00:43:05,115 --> 00:43:07,777
I wanted to have Underdog
on the show tonight,

658
00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:10,479
but he's not allowed on the couch.
That's a problem.

659
00:43:19,296 --> 00:43:20,558
Ooh.

660
00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:23,800
Man, that kung pao chicken was good.

661
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:48,324
Don't tell your cat buddies about this
because I have a reputation to uphold.

662
00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:51,486
- Freak.
- Yup, I thought that was you.

663
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:55,965
There's no need to fear.
Underdog is here.

664
00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,661
Hey, that's pretty good.
I think I'll keep that one.

665
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,463
By executive order,

666
00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:04,132
I proclaim today
"Underdog Day" in Capitol City.

667
00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:07,075
I would also like to invite
Underdog down to the capitol,

668
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:09,908
provided he's housebroken, that is.

669
00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:18,649
Speak. Speak.

670
00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:21,423
What do you want me to say?

671
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,892
Not you.

672
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:27,990
Come on. Come on.
I know you can do it.

673
00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:30,863
English.

674
00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,736
Get rid of him.

675
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:45,179
That should be me on the front page,

676
00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:48,480
not that stupid mutt.

677
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:55,587
I need a sample of his DNA.

678
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,732
How do you look in a dress?

679
00:45:04,802 --> 00:45:07,100
Somebody, help me!

680
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,170
- Hey.
- Oh, my gosh.

681
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,970
What's going on there?

682
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:17,241
Help me! Help me!
I'm a clumsy old woman!

683
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:18,975
I thought my window was a door!

684
00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,244
There's no need to fear.

685
00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:24,879
Underdog is... moving too fast.

686
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:29,424
I seriously need to work on my landing.

687
00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:35,026
When old ladies
are falling, I'm not slow.

688
00:45:35,099 --> 00:45:37,761
It's hip-hip-hip, and away I go.

689
00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:43,038
Way to go, Underdog!

690
00:45:44,808 --> 00:45:46,070
You're safe now, ma'am.

691
00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:49,169
And, in the future,
try to stay away from open windows.

692
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:53,842
Lovely pup. I'm so grateful.
A little treat for you.

693
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,249
Yes. It's called a choke chain.

694
00:45:58,322 --> 00:46:00,552
What's the matter, doggy? Can't breathe?

695
00:46:00,624 --> 00:46:03,149
- Hey, it's you.
- Let's go.

696
00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:06,219
<i>As soon as I knew it was Cad,
I took him for a walk.</i>

697
00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:07,661
Whoa!

698
00:46:07,731 --> 00:46:09,164
Ohhh!

699
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,862
Burns! My parts! Heel, dog!

700
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:16,963
Please heel! Burns!

701
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:44,526
You slack-jawed,
mouth-breathing imbecile!

702
00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:47,468
I should have put strychnine

703
00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:51,634
in your chocolate milk months ago.

704
00:46:51,708 --> 00:46:56,645
Give me one good reason why
I shouldn't dispose of you right now!

705
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:03,747
Well, uh... I got this.

706
00:47:07,925 --> 00:47:11,554
<i>My first collar ever,
and I lose it to some guy in a dress.</i>

707
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:14,062
<i>I sat there hoping
Jack wouldn't ask about it.</i>

708
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:15,462
Where's your collar?

709
00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:17,523
- My collar?
- Yeah.

710
00:47:17,601 --> 00:47:20,536
Oh, um, it must have fallen off.

711
00:47:20,604 --> 00:47:22,629
Kicking butt and taking names, huh?

712
00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:24,833
No, just barking
at myself in the mirror.

713
00:47:24,908 --> 00:47:26,671
I'll tell you, it never gets old.

714
00:47:26,743 --> 00:47:29,303
We're gonna go meet
Molly and Polly at the library.

715
00:47:29,379 --> 00:47:30,846
Cool. A double date.

716
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:34,315
- It's not exactly a date.
- Whatever.

717
00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:37,444
But when I give you "the look,"
make yourself scarce

718
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,216
so I can make my move.

719
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:41,723
Your move?
You have a move?

720
00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:43,987
I use my paws and
drag my butt on the ground.

721
00:47:44,061 --> 00:47:47,292
- Chicks dig that.
- OK.

722
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,298
Hey, nice beagle.

723
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,494
- Just like Underdog, huh?
- Underdog? Him?

724
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:56,300
No, no. Only thing
strong about this dog is his breath.

725
00:47:56,373 --> 00:48:00,036
- Hmm?
- Sure looks like Underdog.

726
00:48:00,110 --> 00:48:01,543
- Hey.
- Sorry.

727
00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:03,170
We need to work on your identity.

728
00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:06,307
OK, as long as I don't look ridiculous.

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729
00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:08,749
I look ridiculous.

730
00:48:08,819 --> 00:48:11,879
It makes you look taller.
That's a good thing.

731
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:14,583
Hey, speed bump. You survived.

732
00:48:14,658 --> 00:48:17,991
Let me guess.
You went for satellite instead of cable.

733
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,996
Put a muzzle on it.

734
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,292
What's the matter, runt?

735
00:48:22,366 --> 00:48:24,732
You let your girlfriend
do the talking for you?

736
00:48:24,801 --> 00:48:26,735
Maybe you can't hear me.

737
00:48:29,106 --> 00:48:33,270
So, if you ever want
to be with a real dog, give me a sniff.

738
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:35,777
- You're a real player, boss.
- Let's go, fellas.

739
00:48:35,846 --> 00:48:39,043
- We showed him, huh, boss?
- What do you mean, "we?"

740
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:42,847
Shoeshine, come on.
You got to stand up for yourself.

741
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,980
Would Underdog have backed down
from that mongrel?

742
00:48:46,056 --> 00:48:50,049
Underdog.
Oh, the way his ears flop when he flies,

743
00:48:50,127 --> 00:48:52,493
that shimmering coat.

744
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,928
Could you imagine me

745
00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:58,297
- off leash with Underdog?
- Hmm.

746
00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:00,768
There isn't a hose cold enough
to break that up.

747
00:49:00,837 --> 00:49:03,601
I wish I could meet him.

748
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:06,973
Well, you know, they say
he answers every call for help.

749
00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:09,239
Really?

750
00:49:11,315 --> 00:49:14,307
Help. Oh, help.

751
00:49:14,384 --> 00:49:16,511
Help, help.

752
00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:18,713
Help! Hello?

753
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,757
Oh, my.

754
00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:23,793
Where, oh, where can my Underdog be?

755
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,296
Did somebody order a hero?

756
00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:31,125
Ow!

757
00:49:31,201 --> 00:49:34,295
Underdog!

758
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:38,607
Why, oh, why have you
called for help?

759
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,473
I was flying by when I heard you yelp.

760
00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:42,978
Oh. Um...

761
00:49:43,046 --> 00:49:44,911
"Help. " Right.

762
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,177
I'm... I'm out of food.

763
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,411
Your bowl is empty, that is true.

764
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,613
Might I have a date with you?

765
00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:54,987
Excuse me.
Do you only speak in rhyme?

766
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:59,154
My rhymes are merely said
in fun. OK, I'm done.

767
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:00,628
Good.

768
00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:05,760
- It's beautiful, isn't it?
- Yes, you are.

769
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,600
Uh... you are right about that.

770
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:13,541
Moon? Stars? The yard?
Sorry, what were we looking at again?

771
00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:16,977
It must be so amazing to be you,

772
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:20,380
to be able to go where you want,
whenever you want.

773
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:24,853
I have to always "sit,"
"stay," "be a good dog. "

774
00:50:24,921 --> 00:50:27,151
Well, then, let's be bad dogs.

775
00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:32,960
- OK. You ready?
- Ready for what?

776
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,726
Don't worry. I got you.

777
00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:39,928
- You OK?
- Yes.

778
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:44,064
Oh, I love the feeling
of the wind in my fur.

779
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:46,075
Yeah, I thought you might.

780
00:50:46,143 --> 00:50:49,670
I call it extreme off-leash.

781
00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:55,480
Have you worked up an appetite?
Let's see. What's for dinner?

782
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,849
Oh, look. Italian.

783
00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:02,390
- OK, hang on!
- Careful!

784
00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:04,620
My doggy bag.

785
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:16,299
Here we go. The perfect spot
for dinner on the fly.

786
00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:21,201
There's only one meatball.
Why don't you have it.

787
00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:23,746
Oh, no, thanks. I'm on a diet.

788
00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:26,048
No, I insist.

789
00:51:28,452 --> 00:51:30,886
Uh-oh.

790
00:51:33,790 --> 00:51:36,782
The sewers lead
into this drainage into the complex.

791
00:51:36,860 --> 00:51:39,192
If you have access
to any of the sewer systems,

792
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:41,230
you can get anywhere in the city.

793
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:44,096
Even Dr. Barsinister knows that.

794
00:51:51,041 --> 00:51:53,373
Oh, hey, Jack. How's it going?

795
00:51:53,443 --> 00:51:56,241
- Where have you been all night?
- I don't sniff and tell.

796
00:51:57,147 --> 00:51:59,581
- Hey, Shoeshine.
- Woof! Woof!

797
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,442
Hey, um, we're going to
head to the park.

798
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,647
You know,
teach some tricks, do training.

799
00:52:05,722 --> 00:52:07,314
Cool. Mind if I come?

800
00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:10,791
Um, you know,
it's probably better if we went alone,

801
00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:15,025
because it's good
for his concentration.

802
00:52:16,199 --> 00:52:17,530
Son.

803
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,796
You know, we got to try here.

804
00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:23,135
I got to go.

805
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:29,005
You know, Jack,
that was really nice of your dad.

806
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:31,309
- Why did you blow him off like that?
- What?

807
00:52:31,381 --> 00:52:34,316
Your dad is reaching out to you,
and you keep pushing him away.

808
00:52:34,384 --> 00:52:38,377
- I've been pushing everyone away.
- Maybe it's time to stop.

809
00:52:42,392 --> 00:52:44,883
You're right. I should
talk to him about it.

810
00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:48,257
How did you get so smart, anyway?

811
00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:51,027
Genetic engineering.
You should try it.

812
00:52:53,136 --> 00:52:57,129
Oh, look! Dad is home.

813
00:52:57,207 --> 00:53:00,370
- Where's Jack?
- Don't worry.

814
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:04,912
We haven't done anything to him... yet.

815
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:10,285
- Hi.
- Hey.

816
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:13,049
So, did you dig anything up
about the break-in?

817
00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:15,387
- I got a map from my dad.
- Hey, how's it going?

818
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:18,393
Shoeshine, you wouldn't
believe the date I had last night.

819
00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:20,292
It was so amazing!

820
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,196
- Yeah, it was.
- What?

821
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,359
I mean, it was?

822
00:53:25,435 --> 00:53:28,404
Can you keep a secret?
I went out with Underdog.

823
00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:31,702
Really? I hear he's shorter in person.

824
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:34,744
He is not.
He's quite strapping and such a charmer.

825
00:53:34,811 --> 00:53:36,039
Hmm.

826
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:38,407
- A drainage pipe?
- Yeah.

827
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:41,177
They could've entered
directly through the sewers.

828
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:45,585
I want him back. I want his power.

829
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,248
My dog is not Underdog.

830
00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:52,625
You seem to have a knack
for underestimating the exceptional.

831
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,656
You're insane!

832
00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:58,860
I prefer the term "visionary!"

833
00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:05,905
Call your dog or I'll call mine.

834
00:54:12,682 --> 00:54:15,242
Or I'll call mine.

835
00:54:16,953 --> 00:54:19,444
Cad...

836
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:21,353
Oh, right, the dogs.

837
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:27,021
Simon says, "Surround the sad ex-cop. "

838
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,258
Simon says, "Convince. "

839
00:54:32,669 --> 00:54:34,364
All right, all right.

840
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,961
Shoeshine!

841
00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:39,908
Shoeshine!

842
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:41,910
Hey, um, I got to go.

843
00:54:44,814 --> 00:54:47,476
Hey, um, I got to go.

844
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,518
But, Jack, we were...

845
00:54:51,554 --> 00:54:53,818
That is one strange beagle.

846
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:56,922
- What? What is it?
- It's your dad.

847
00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,257
He's in trouble.
The guy from the lab got him.

848
00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:01,354
Go to the police station
and wait for me.

849
00:55:01,431 --> 00:55:03,991
No. He's my dad.
You're not going to go without me.

850
00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,126
All right. Fasten your seat belts.

851
00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:08,067
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

852
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,935
Whoa. Ahh!

853
00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:12,133
Ahhh!

854
00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:27,519
Whoo-hoo!

855
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:27,656
Shoeshine!

856
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:30,683
Shoeshine!

857
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,163
- Shoeshine.
- Dad!

858
00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:38,928
- Easy, tiger.
- Jack!

859
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,368
Jack, what's going on...
What's going on here?

860
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:43,497
"Shoeshine," isn't it?

861
00:55:43,573 --> 00:55:47,407
<i>Or shall I address you
by your nom de guerre...</i>

862
00:55:47,477 --> 00:55:49,638
..."Underdog?"

863
00:55:49,713 --> 00:55:52,614
- It's "Shoeshine. "
- He can talk?

864
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:55,048
<i>Yep, Barsinister had me beat.</i>

865
00:55:55,118 --> 00:55:57,712
<i>There was no way I could
save both of them.</i>

866
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:01,553
I'm sorry. Do whatever you want to me.
Just let them go.

867
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,952
Wise decision.

868
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:11,228
<i>Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me.
He wanted my DNA.</i>

869
00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:15,533
<i>He took away my super powers
and put them in a little blue pill.</i>

870
00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:18,039
<i>But that wasn't the worst of it.</i>

871
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:22,534
And in this pill,

872
00:56:22,612 --> 00:56:26,013
there is the DNA of a regular beagle.

873
00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:28,448
Shoeshine, don't do it! No!

874
00:56:29,819 --> 00:56:32,185
Do you know what the saddest part is?

875
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:36,358
You actually thought
that they loved you.

876
00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:40,328
They only loved the power
that I gave you.

877
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,728
No!

878
00:56:46,169 --> 00:56:48,364
No, Shoeshine.

879
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,234
Jack! Ahhh!

880
00:56:52,308 --> 00:56:55,334
I didn't...
want... anyone...

881
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:59,712
...to get... hurt.

882
00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:04,920
Shoeshine!

883
00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:08,119
Cad.

884
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:11,388
Not so tough now, are we, little doggie?

885
00:57:11,461 --> 00:57:12,928
Let's go.

886
00:57:12,996 --> 00:57:18,901
This city is going to pay for what
they have done to me. Their doubt.

887
00:57:18,968 --> 00:57:21,960
Their blindness.

888
00:57:22,038 --> 00:57:24,802
Their betrayal.

889
00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:35,143
Simon says, "Heel. "

890
00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:37,186
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!

891
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:48,321
<i>All those powers and
I wound up jeopardizing</i>

892
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:51,265
<i>the only thing I cared about, my family.</i>

893
00:57:53,937 --> 00:57:56,872
<i>And while I was stuck down there
feeling sorry for myself,</i>

894
00:57:56,940 --> 00:58:00,535
<i>Cad and Barsinister
had returned to the capitol.</i>

895
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,847
Help! Help us!

896
00:58:13,189 --> 00:58:15,123
Jack, that's not going to help.

897
00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:18,786
- You got to get untied.
- Forget it.

898
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,092
Jack, don't quit!

899
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,995
- Quit?
- Yeah!

900
00:58:23,066 --> 00:58:25,159
Me? What about you?

901
00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,226
You were the best cop in the city

902
00:58:27,303 --> 00:58:29,794
and you should be up there
stopping Barsinister.

903
00:58:29,873 --> 00:58:32,307
But you quit!
You quit the force!

904
00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:35,271
I did quit.

905
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,336
I quit, Jack.

906
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:40,905
I quit because I didn't want
anything to happen to me.

907
00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:42,645
I didn't want to leave you alone.

908
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:55,397
Jack, we have to get untied.

909
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:58,124
Now, just back up.

910
00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,362
Put your foot on that ledge.

911
00:59:00,436 --> 00:59:03,872
Grab that rope and jump up.
There you go!

912
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:06,067
Come over here
and let me untie you.

913
00:59:06,142 --> 00:59:07,905
Sit down.

914
00:59:12,582 --> 00:59:14,812
It's on so tight.

915
00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:17,819
The reason we're down here is me.

916
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:20,685
All I had to do was just tell you
Shoeshine was Underdog.

917
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:22,850
I'll tell you what you
should've told me...

918
00:59:23,593 --> 00:59:28,496
...that you gave my JV baseball
sweater away to a superhero!

919
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,900
OK. OK.

920
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:36,772
Grab Shoeshine.

921
00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:39,569
Come on, Shoeshine.
Come on, boy.

922
00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:42,267
All right, son, let's go.

923
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:44,939
There has been an overwhelming
response, Mr. Mayor.

924
00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:47,039
- Good.
- You've never had this much press.

925
00:59:47,116 --> 00:59:49,175
Make sure they get
a good view of the dogs.

926
00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:50,651
Mr. Mayor.

927
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,689
Do you have time
to consider my proposal now?

928
00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:57,385
Holy moly! Barsinister.

929
00:59:57,460 --> 01:00:01,226
Start rolling, start rolling.

930
01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:06,568
Move! Go, go, go, go, go!

931
01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:15,405
There. Where's Underdog?

932
01:00:15,478 --> 01:00:17,673
I'm at the steps
of the capitol building,

933
01:00:17,747 --> 01:00:19,772
where on the eve
of his press announcement

934
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:21,908
it seems the mayor has been kidnapped.

935
01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:24,249
Now, SWAT has secured the perimeter

936
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,256
and we're still waiting to find out
more information, any information.

937
01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:52,112
Come on, hurry up. Let's go.

938
01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:56,842
Excuse me.
Trying to get through. Sorry. Pardon me.

939
01:00:56,919 --> 01:00:59,513
- Excuse me.
- Come on. Get Underdog!

940
01:01:00,556 --> 01:01:03,525
- Has anyone seen him?
- We're too late.

941
01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:06,653
- Now what are we going to do?
- Where's Underdog?

942
01:01:19,108 --> 01:01:20,541
Please stay back!

943
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,306
Underdog has
to be here somewhere.

944
01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:26,405
Everyone, please stay back.

945
01:01:26,482 --> 01:01:30,111
Shoeshine, I don't know
if you can understand me right now,

946
01:01:30,186 --> 01:01:32,177
but forget about the past.

947
01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:36,351
It doesn't matter if you're
Shoeshine or Underdog.

948
01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:39,054
Because I don't care
if you can talk or fly.

949
01:01:39,128 --> 01:01:41,756
You brought my family back together.

950
01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:43,560
You're a hero to me.

951
01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:52,236
<i>There I was, a regular old dog again.</i>

952
01:01:52,308 --> 01:01:55,072
<i>I had no idea how to stop Barsinister.</i>

953
01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:58,671
<i>But I did know one thing.
I smelled a bomb.</i>

954
01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:02,184
<i>Could I trust my nose again?
Could I afford not to?</i>

955
01:02:02,251 --> 01:02:04,048
<i>What are the chances there's a ham</i>

956
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,588
<i>strapped to the roof
of the capitol building?</i>

957
01:02:20,903 --> 01:02:23,736
All right. What are your demands?

958
01:02:23,806 --> 01:02:27,936
A billion dollars
from this city's treasury,

959
01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:31,378
full immunity from the law

960
01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:34,245
and my lab restored

961
01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:39,084
so I can continue my research
to help the human animal,

962
01:02:39,889 --> 01:02:42,881
to chart a new future

963
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,785
for the good of mankind.

964
01:02:49,866 --> 01:02:54,269
<i>It was brave of me to charge in there,
but pretty dumb not to have a plan.</i>

965
01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:58,535
<i>Was I thinking that a solution
was going to fall out of the sky?</i>

966
01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:11,619
What? Him again?

967
01:03:11,687 --> 01:03:13,587
- Mine!
- No, mine!

968
01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:15,749
Are you kidding me?

969
01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:25,258
That will teach you to mess with me.

970
01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:32,634
Simon says... "Lunch!"

971
01:03:34,677 --> 01:03:38,306
Don't worry. It will be over in no time.

972
01:03:38,381 --> 01:03:40,815
You're not even big enough
to be table scraps.

973
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:46,150
There's no need to fear.
Underdog is here.

974
01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:47,951
- Huh?
- Wait.

975
01:03:51,427 --> 01:03:53,588
How did you...?

976
01:03:56,699 --> 01:03:58,291
Simon says, "Attack. "

977
01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:01,131
I would love to stay
and chat, but I got to find

978
01:04:01,204 --> 01:04:02,296
where the bomb is at.

979
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,737
- Whoa.
- After him!

980
01:04:04,807 --> 01:04:07,139
- Liftoff!
- Make sure he doesn't get outside!

981
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,336
Come back here!

982
01:04:08,411 --> 01:04:11,938
My powers may be back at last,
but these German shepherds are too fast.

983
01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,311
I'm on your tail!

984
01:04:13,382 --> 01:04:16,249
What is with that dog?

985
01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:21,287
Huh?

986
01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,552
Hey. Hey!

987
01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:27,619
- Help!
- Oh, no. It's Polly. She's in danger.

988
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:28,994
Help!

989
01:04:29,065 --> 01:04:32,330
- Polly, help me!
- Get off my trousers!

990
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:35,268
Help! Help!

991
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,738
You and your boss
will never get away with this.

992
01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:40,241
He's not my boss! We're partners!

993
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:41,742
Then why are you doing this?

994
01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:44,837
Because my partner said
he might fire me if I don't!

995
01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,882
I got him!
I'm getting tired up here.

996
01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:51,410
Gosh! Can I not get a break here?

997
01:04:52,755 --> 01:04:56,122
Idiot dogs. I have to do
everything myself.

998
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,555
You get him! Whoo!

999
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:00,994
- Cut him off!
- Come on!

1000
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:03,258
Uh-oh, no brakes. No brakes!

1001
01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,095
Look out!

1002
01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:12,207
Whoa. Look out. Whoa!

1003
01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:15,033
Wow.

1004
01:05:15,111 --> 01:05:18,842
And he sticks the landing.
Where am I?

1005
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,576
Oh, it's you again.

1006
01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:28,782
You know,
I said a lot of things I kind of regret.

1007
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:31,656
I believe that sword
belongs to the lady.

1008
01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:37,726
Hey, batter, batter.
You're no good at all.

1009
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,098
Here. You want to play some ball?

1010
01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:44,766
Doc, I got you.

1011
01:05:48,411 --> 01:05:49,969
Cad's hit. Cad's hit.

1012
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,044
I'll play your game.
It might be a stretch.

1013
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,747
Can you resist this?

1014
01:05:59,822 --> 01:06:02,017
Simon says, "Fetch!"

1015
01:06:03,893 --> 01:06:05,622
Frisbee!

1016
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,996
Whoa.

1017
01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:16,095
Whoo! Didn't see that coming.

1018
01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:19,840
I think I pulled something.

1019
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,844
OK. I got to get to that bomb.

1020
01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:25,574
Oh, no. OK.

1021
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:28,208
Come on, guys, uh,
we're all dogs here.

1022
01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,980
Can't we just work
this out dog-to-dog?

1023
01:06:31,053 --> 01:06:34,113
They're not going
to listen to you, Shoeshine.

1024
01:06:34,190 --> 01:06:37,751
They're loyal to me.

1025
01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,352
Listen. Why do you even
follow his orders?

1026
01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,363
What does that creep do for you?

1027
01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:45,923
Huh? Does he take you for walks?
Does he give you treats?

1028
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,527
Has he ever once
scratched your bellies? Huh?

1029
01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:49,798
Just once?

1030
01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,703
I mean, look, if he was a good boss,

1031
01:06:51,774 --> 01:06:54,106
he'd be able to get
a higher quality sidekick.

1032
01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,337
Hey, I heard that.

1033
01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:59,643
You're man's best friend,
but is he your best friend?

1034
01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:01,945
Has he even given any of you a name?

1035
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,986
Of course. My name is Kill.

1036
01:07:04,053 --> 01:07:05,452
Hey, I thought I was Kill.

1037
01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:08,854
- No, you're Attack.
- No, I'm Attack. He's Maim.

1038
01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:12,660
Destroy him!
You worthless mutts!

1039
01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:16,892
- Do you mind, Doc?
- We're talking over here.

1040
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,991
Who's he to call you worthless?

1041
01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:20,626
He's got a point.

1042
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,866
Our master doesn't value us
as sparkling individuals.

1043
01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:26,339
Yeah, let's go, Maim and Attack.

1044
01:07:26,409 --> 01:07:28,969
- It's time to go change teams.
- What are you doing?

1045
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:32,503
- Let's go teach the master a lesson.
- Bad dogs!

1046
01:07:32,581 --> 01:07:35,744
There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

1047
01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:39,754
Don't worry, Doc.
This will only hurt a lot.

1048
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,195
Do you actually think
you can stop me, runt?

1049
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:55,029
Help!

1050
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:59,930
You have two minutes before
a bomb explodes over Capitol City,

1051
01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:04,002
dispensing a DNA cocktail
that will make every citizen

1052
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,379
as obedient to me as a common dog.

1053
01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:09,384
Hold him until the cops get here.

1054
01:08:09,452 --> 01:08:11,283
Easy, Doc.

1055
01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:13,548
You're just gonna hurt yourself.

1056
01:08:13,622 --> 01:08:15,783
Now who's the boss?

1057
01:08:16,692 --> 01:08:19,217
Help!

1058
01:08:25,301 --> 01:08:26,859
Jack, we don't have much time.

1059
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:29,063
- I know where the bomb is.
- How did you...?

1060
01:08:29,138 --> 01:08:32,073
I'd love to chat, but I got
to get dressed for work.

1061
01:08:34,677 --> 01:08:36,107
Sir? Sir?

1062
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,668
Jack, come on. I'm a cop.

1063
01:08:39,215 --> 01:08:42,776
- Mr. Mayor, are you OK?
- I'm a cop. You got to let me through.

1064
01:08:42,852 --> 01:08:45,286
Mr. Mayor. Are you all right?

1065
01:08:45,354 --> 01:08:47,879
Let me handle Barsinister.
I know what he's doing.

1066
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,982
- Not now. Police business.
- I know...

1067
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:53,119
- This man is no longer on the force!
- Pipe down, Chief!

1068
01:08:53,195 --> 01:08:56,687
You're reinstated. You're promoted.
Do whatever you have to do.

1069
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:07,970
Look who they decided
to send up, the hero idiot.

1070
01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:10,876
- I prefer the term "visionary. "
- Oh!

1071
01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:16,684
<i>Dan gave Simon a taste
of his own medicine,</i>

1072
01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:19,152
<i>and not the fruity,
cherry-flavored kind,</i>

1073
01:09:19,221 --> 01:09:21,553
<i>but the bitter,
hard-to-swallow medicine.</i>

1074
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:25,116
<i>As he walked down those mighty steps,
Dan was a new man.</i>

1075
01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:29,858
<i>A cop. A hero.
And a father to a proud son.</i>

1076
01:09:35,104 --> 01:09:38,767
Help me! Please, help!
Somebody, help me!

1077
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,274
Help!

1078
01:09:40,342 --> 01:09:42,810
Huh? Underdog.

1079
01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:45,608
How many other flying dogs
in red sweaters do you know?

1080
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:48,479
Underdog, I just knew
you would come.

1081
01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:52,078
Quick, there's not much time.
Take the vial to the police.

1082
01:09:52,154 --> 01:09:55,612
- You got it.
- Don't drop it.

1083
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:02,087
Look! It's Underdog!

1084
01:10:04,133 --> 01:10:06,533
Stand back! Stand back!

1085
01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:16,501
<i>Mission Control, removal of the thermal
blankets from the MBS is successful.</i>

1086
01:11:17,806 --> 01:11:22,607
<i>Hey. Houston, we have a beagle.</i>

1087
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:31,586
Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow. That burns!

1088
01:11:31,654 --> 01:11:34,214
Ahh!

1089
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:37,614
Look, up there.

1090
01:11:52,508 --> 01:11:53,634
Oh.

1091
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:58,541
Oh, God.

1092
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,580
Dad.

1093
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,266
- Jack.
- Shoeshine.

1094
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:25,205
Shh! Jack, call me "Underdog. "

1095
01:12:25,274 --> 01:12:28,141
Oh, man. That was by far
my worst landing ever.

1096
01:12:37,453 --> 01:12:41,787
Well, I guess I'll see you
around, Underdog.

1097
01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:44,849
Yeah, see you around, kid.

1098
01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:51,729
You're going to love solitary, Doc.

1099
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,428
My isolation will be nothing
more than an enclave

1100
01:12:54,503 --> 01:12:57,529
in which I can focus
my intellectual powers

1101
01:12:57,606 --> 01:13:00,302
upon the task of
wreaking my vengeance

1102
01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,106
on that pathetic house pet, Underdog.

1103
01:13:03,178 --> 01:13:04,668
You know what?

1104
01:13:04,747 --> 01:13:07,875
Solitary is a relative term, Doc.

1105
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:11,315
Meet your new roommate.

1106
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,649
Hey! I took the top bunk.

1107
01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:20,991
I thought it would be
too paradoxical for you.

1108
01:13:21,063 --> 01:13:26,160
- No, you can't do this to me.
- Yes, I can. I just did.

1109
01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,328
Noo!

1110
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,235
...then Underdog
ran out with the bomb

1111
01:13:30,305 --> 01:13:33,001
and buried it farther than
any bone has ever been buried!

1112
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:35,043
Sounds like I missed all the excitement.

1113
01:13:35,110 --> 01:13:38,876
Oh, yeah, you did. Hey!
What happened to your tail?

1114
01:13:38,947 --> 01:13:42,212
Oh, uh, it got burnt
reentering the atmosphere.

1115
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,913
Shoeshine, where
do you come up with this stuff?

1116
01:13:45,988 --> 01:13:48,081
Help!
Somebody, please help me!

1117
01:13:48,157 --> 01:13:50,921
- Excuse me a moment.
- Ha.

1118
01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:57,730
Excuse me just for one moment.

1119
01:14:02,204 --> 01:14:05,662
<i>You see, some heroes are born,
destined for greatness.</i>

1120
01:14:05,741 --> 01:14:06,969
<i>Others are made.</i>

1121
01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:09,909
<i>Everyday men and women,
and, yes, dogs,</i>

1122
01:14:09,978 --> 01:14:11,502
<i>who rise up in times of crisis,</i>

1123
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:14,310
<i>no matter how high the odds
are stacked against them.</i>

1124
01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:16,783
<i>These are the heroes
we all have inside us.</i>

1125
01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:18,581
<i>These are the underdogs.</i>

1126
01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:22,090
- Look, it's Speed Bump.
- You again?

1127
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,717
Runt, are you still hard of hearing?

1128
01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:26,727
- Yeah, hello?
- I told you to stay away.

1129
01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:30,094
Listen, I'm in a hurry.
Don't mess with me.

1130
01:14:30,165 --> 01:14:32,759
He's just like all little dogs.

1131
01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:35,269
All bark, no bite.

1132
01:14:35,337 --> 01:14:37,669
I do not bite. Yes, that is true.

1133
01:14:37,739 --> 01:14:39,969
But see what my bark will do to you.

1134
01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:42,567
- Huh?
- That's just bad rapping, dog.

1135
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,944
Whoa!

1136
01:14:47,015 --> 01:14:49,074
Ooh, I didn't need to see that.

1137
01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:53,349
Boss, you're so pink.
It's very becoming.

1138
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:56,357
Ahhh! I'm naked. I'm naked!

1139
01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:07,632
Look! Up in the sky!

1140
01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:09,830
- It's a bird.
- It's a plane.

1141
01:15:09,905 --> 01:15:12,772
- It's a frog.
- A frog?

1142
01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:15,833
Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog.

1143
01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:19,347
It's just little old me, Underdog!

1144
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,855
Scene two-o-seven. Take 27.

1145
01:15:31,927 --> 01:15:33,121
And... action!

1146
01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:36,460
There's no need to fear, underwear is...

1147
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,932
I'm sorry, did I just say "underwear?"

1148
01:15:39,001 --> 01:15:41,401
- Do it again.
- Please cut that out of the movie.

1149
01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:42,903
- Take 21.
- Action!

1150
01:15:42,971 --> 01:15:44,461
There's no need to...

1151
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,064
Wait, what is there no need to?

1152
01:15:46,141 --> 01:15:48,166
Script Supervisor, what's the line?

1153
01:15:48,243 --> 01:15:49,642
Whoa!

1154
01:15:49,711 --> 01:15:52,077
What's my motivation again?

1155
01:15:52,147 --> 01:15:54,138
Uh, you're a superhero.

1156
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,774
Oh. Hey!

1157
01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:57,819
- Action!
- Can I get an ice pack?

1158
01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:59,251
Whoa.

1159
01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:02,085
- Somebody moved the floor.
- Nice.

1160
01:16:06,862 --> 01:16:08,159
Ow!

1161
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,057
Take 25.

1162
01:16:10,132 --> 01:16:11,895
- Who's stepping on my cape?
- Cut!

1163
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:15,733
There's no need to fear,
Underdog is here!

1164
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,697
- Cut!
- I'll be in my trailer.

1165
01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:44,483
He's here!


