1 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,108 This is my face. 2 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:16,033 It's not a good moment, but it can get worse. 3 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,704 Other than this suitcase, I own nothing else. 4 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,415 Only a secret to confess. 5 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,473 As a child, I used to root for Jesus. 6 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,186 I say it this way to explain my calling, 7 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,980 which was born like a sports passion. 8 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,818 Like all kids, I was attracted by great sports exploits 9 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:55,197 but my main man was Jesus Christ, 10 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,784 who spread kindness and walked on water. 11 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,957 Even if I still root for Jesus, 12 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,668 three months ago I unfrocked. 13 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,587 Here's the secret: I fell in love with a woman, 14 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:13,757 but she loved the priest, not the man within. 15 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:17,553 As soon as I unfrocked, she took off. 16 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:22,474 I still dress as a priest. No one knows, let alone my mother. 17 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,184 They'll understand. 18 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:31,066 She's not crying for me, I haven't told her yet. 19 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,694 There's another problem in the family, 20 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,445 my sister Rosamaria 21 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:39,908 ran away with a mysterious lover, no one knows where. 22 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,161 She left her husband Arturo. 23 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,831 I married them, a very nice ceremony. 24 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,834 Mother Stella is destroyed. 25 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,420 She urgently called me. 26 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:56,675 All she has left is the comfort of her adored son the priest. 27 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:01,346 The time isn't right to tell her I'm no longer a priest. 28 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:04,474 Ma, 29 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,394 I've unfrocked. 30 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:22,701 Valbona is my mother's Rumanian cleaner, 31 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,245 she's driving me to my next home. 32 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:28,957 In Spilimbergo, where I was the priest 33 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:32,377 they kicked me out. I have no money, 34 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:35,088 no job, I'm fifty 35 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:38,800 and like unfrocked priests, no great expectations. 36 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,552 I can't stay in town, 37 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:44,514 my mother doesn't want anyone to know I'm no longer a priest. 38 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,975 So she sent me in isolation. 39 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:51,355 What's more isolated than a lighthouse... 40 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,733 in disuse? 41 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:14,586 These are things to throw away. 42 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,674 I do it. 43 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,603 Not lots water. 44 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,023 I'll ask Mother. 45 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,459 You haven't been here in a while. 46 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,878 It needs a lot of fixing up. 47 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:58,255 What did you expect? 48 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,340 The Ritz? 49 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,303 Valbona says there's no water. 50 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:09,683 You have to pump it at the reservoir 51 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:11,768 until the well fills up. 52 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,522 If the well's not full, 53 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,066 the water won't come out. 54 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:23,030 C'mon, Ma. Everything will be all right. 55 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,699 Screw yourself. 56 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,805 A SMALL MEDITERRENEAN SHINGLE 57 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,573 Lord, give me strength. 58 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,251 Arturo, what happened to my sister? 59 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,336 Costantino, they said you were back. 60 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,713 News of Rosamaria? 61 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:48,258 - I'd like to confess. - I can't take confession. 62 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:49,676 I'm at the lighthouse. 63 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:50,635 The lighthouse... 64 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,846 Okay, I'll meet you there, so... 65 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,556 - Wait! - What? 66 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,141 It won't count there? 67 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,185 No, the confession counts! 68 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,729 It's just that I'm... 69 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:02,772 What? 70 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,566 Arturo, I... 71 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,235 don't know... 72 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,490 - Never mind. - What? 73 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,200 I'm on my way. 74 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:34,888 Disgusting? 75 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,099 Drinkable. 76 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:48,443 You wanted to confess? 77 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:50,362 I'm listening... 78 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,784 Sorry, could you wear your priest clothes? 79 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:57,619 Arturo... 80 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,497 I prefer. 81 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,415 I'm already uncomfortable, 82 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,668 let's make it church-like. 83 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:06,503 Thanks. 84 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,386 The thing is... 85 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:18,265 - The thing is, Father... - No need to say Father! 86 00:09:18,432 --> 00:09:20,600 Yes, there is, there is... 87 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,227 So Father, 88 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,979 I knew it. 89 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,398 But I didn't expect it. 90 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,277 I knew that your sister, my wife, 91 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,861 Rosamaria 92 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,030 had someone else. 93 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,034 I've known her forever, we grew up together. 94 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,038 Then she became a woman and we got engaged 95 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,666 to our and our families' delight. 96 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:47,127 But at one point we fell out of love. 97 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,588 Too late, 98 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,673 what were we supposed to do? 99 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,301 Disappoint half the town? 100 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,264 So we married for the joy of our families. 101 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,224 You married us. 102 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,393 We kept living together, 103 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,104 not as husband and wife. 104 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,940 Until she 105 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:11,276 fell in love with someone else. 106 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:15,822 And... I was happy for her. 107 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,994 I let her do it, I mean actually... 108 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,330 And the other person? 109 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:28,209 So we continued, by mutual agreement... 110 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,881 I understand, but the other person? 111 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,761 Until, by mutual agreement, 112 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,472 we knew this couldn't go on, 113 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,391 so we opted, let's say for the big shake-off. 114 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,436 Fine, but what about the other person? 115 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,773 That's life. 116 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,985 This is all. 117 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:59,032 Who is my sister's lover? 118 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,453 Father, this is a confession, not an interrogation. 119 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,798 Costantino, absolve me, will you? 120 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,092 - Fine, I absolve you. - No, no, no. 121 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,261 The formula, come on. 122 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,517 I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Amen. 123 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,520 Thank you. 124 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,608 I'll make some coffee, yours was disgusting. 125 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:47,122 What's the problem, why can't I stay with you? 126 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,624 Fine. 127 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,819 Morning, Father Costantino. 128 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,572 Magnolia, my sister, made me nice surprise. 129 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:26,453 I leave bags, clean then find her a settlement. 130 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,204 - Need help? - No, thanks. 131 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,041 My sister said you're a priest. 132 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585 Funky! 133 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,854 - Are you hurt? - No, it's nothing. 134 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,106 You're the priest here? 135 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,817 No, I'm on a small holiday. 136 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,320 This all yours? 137 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,197 My family's. 138 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,033 A lucky family! 139 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,702 Especially these days. 140 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,664 What's in here? 141 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,958 It was my father's workshop. 142 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:17,086 He fixed things, recycled, to pass time. 143 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:20,215 He was the lighthouse keeper, had lots of time. 144 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,009 I'm done. Magnolia, let's go, quick. 145 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,135 Wait! 146 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,472 Let me enjoy this beauty. 147 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,475 My sister's always in a rush. Not me. 148 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,185 I'm retired. 149 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,021 Already? So young? What did you do? 150 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,439 Prostitute. 151 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,690 Sorry? 152 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:41,194 I began as a lap-dancer, then hostess, prostitute 153 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,279 and finally top escort. 154 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,325 I said I'd quit at forty, I'm there. 155 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,869 - Why you tell? - You embarrassed? 156 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,121 - I don't shout it. - Me neither. 157 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,581 You just told him. 158 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,291 Were you embarrassed? 159 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,960 You're the only one. 160 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,546 - Let's go! - Change tone, or I won't come. 161 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,923 - Let's go! - I'm not leaving! 162 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,842 Stop busting my balls! 163 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,385 - Cut it out! - Screw you! 164 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,011 - You're tiresome! - Fuck off! 165 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,681 I haven't seen her for a year and I'm annoying her. 166 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,723 Stop it! 167 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:14,435 No way, if that's your attitude, I'm sleeping here tonight. 168 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,896 - Forget it. - You ruin everything. 169 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,399 Can I stay here? 170 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,068 I don't think so... 171 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,236 Fuck! 172 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,751 Where can I settle? 173 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,088 I don't want to be a bother. Maybe the workshop? 174 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,965 It's a mess. 175 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,925 Clean it up. 176 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,305 So what's better? 177 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,683 Being a maid or a hooker? Seriously! 178 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,687 Whatever's better is better. 179 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,772 I'm not ashamed you're a maid, 180 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,150 you're ashamed I'm a hooker? 181 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,945 We're sisters, alone, no father, no mother, 182 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,032 and you refuse my financial help? 183 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,241 Come on! 184 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,494 - Is it ready? - Coming. 185 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:20,001 Apologies for the service, the kitchen's not organized yet. 186 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,253 What is it? 187 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,131 Pasta 188 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,716 with things... 189 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,801 Please. 190 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,221 Enough. 191 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,684 Careful, I put chili peppers, 192 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,146 pretty tasteless really, but hot. 193 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,319 How is it? 194 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,863 Hot. 195 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,116 I mean, do you like it? 196 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,454 My grandpa used to say: 197 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,458 "Hunger is the best cook." 198 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,171 We say it too. "Hunger's the best seasoning." 199 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,840 It's almost the same. 200 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,513 Thanks for putting me up. 201 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,099 Really. 202 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,309 My sister's a drag. 203 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,147 I can make love to you, 204 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,858 as exchange for hospitality. 205 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,820 I'm retired but I'm very good. 206 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,533 But I'm a priest... 207 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,826 So what? 208 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:37,704 I've had important priests. 209 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,122 Top escort, top priests. 210 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:45,003 Why the face? I'm a pro, there's nothing wrong. 211 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,171 You offer pasta, I offer orgasm. 212 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,175 It's not the same thing, your pasta sucks, 213 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,386 my orgasm's great. 214 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,695 Ma. 215 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,697 Your sister called. 216 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,033 She's in Peking. 217 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,452 In Peking? 218 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,287 Go and get her. 219 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,039 All the way to Peking? 220 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:22,915 How is she? 221 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,667 She's in Peking. 222 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,669 Why in Peking? 223 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,422 Because she's an asshole! 224 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,882 C'mon, Ma. 225 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,216 So are you! 226 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,427 Great. 227 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,948 Music bothering you? 228 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,076 No, it rather cheers up the place. 229 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,454 I made some coffee. 230 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,831 Thanks. 231 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,708 Did you just get up? 232 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:34,088 I thought only prostitutes slept late. 233 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,718 I'm not an expert but you sing very well. 234 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,888 I do karaoke, when I can. 235 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,764 I have my gear. 236 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,060 Toothbrush and a karaoke. I could live anywhere. 237 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,813 - And seven or eight suitcases. - My clothes... 238 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,356 I can't sing naked. 239 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,610 Though I have done it. 240 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,196 Father Costantino, 241 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,947 what's up with my sister? 242 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,702 She says she can't put me up, or won't. 243 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,289 I don't know if I should leave or not. 244 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,625 Can I stay here a few more days? 245 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,336 I love it here. 246 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:18,883 Dear Magnolia, if people find out that a priest 247 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,551 and a... 248 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,971 hooker... excuse me. 249 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,514 Retired. 250 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,767 No offense. 251 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,570 Maddalena? 252 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,907 How does Arturo's song go? 253 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,583 The doctors told you... 254 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,087 You mustn't smoke! 255 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,630 Even in the hospital I smoked. 256 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,424 How does it go? 257 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,635 Go on, play. 258 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:07,932 Again. 259 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:25,074 You're like a seal who takes life for real... 260 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,159 Hang on! 261 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,711 Dad? 262 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,005 It's Arturo. 263 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,425 Hello, Dad. 264 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,593 How are you? 265 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,804 Like a cuckold's father. 266 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,683 That idiot went off to Peking! 267 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,228 Shame on her! 268 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,274 How does that make you look in town? 269 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,612 The world we live in! 270 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,824 You never get it right! 271 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:07,908 Nothing. 272 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:09,493 Not one. 273 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,911 Don't work him up! 274 00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:11,954 Me? 275 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,458 Dad was playing your song. 276 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,001 What song? 277 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,297 That piece of crap again? 278 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,674 Don't mind him! 279 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,718 He doesn't like catchy music! 280 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,429 He wouldn't do gigs at weddings with us, 281 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,140 his Highness! 282 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,810 My music's not right for weddings. 283 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,479 Who wrote the seal song? 284 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,647 You did! 285 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,567 Before turning to that twisted music. 286 00:22:42,402 --> 00:22:45,071 OK then let's all be circus seals! 287 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,198 Better than cuckolded. 288 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:51,744 Drop this music conversation, we've had it a million times. 289 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,831 Let's drop it once and for all... 290 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,667 and talk about being cheated on. 291 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,045 Maybe you'll find that 292 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,755 catchier! 293 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,428 I get it. 294 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,639 Thanks. 295 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:13,641 Thanks a lot! 296 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,064 See you at driving school? 297 00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:34,537 Cuckolded! 298 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,376 Why aren't you in school? 299 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,128 School is boring. 300 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,130 Teachers are underpaid. 301 00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:46,132 They don't give a fuck. 302 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:48,884 Don't you know not to swear? 303 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,053 Can we see your horns? 304 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,225 Cuckolded! 305 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,574 It's time for the lesson. 306 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:16,745 You do it! 307 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,165 Where are you going? 308 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,077 What's wrong? 309 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,371 - Don't ask. - I am asking. 310 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:03,375 I can't take it. The whole town teases me. 311 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,961 - Let me stay here. - But the driving school? 312 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:09,256 My sisters can handle it. I can stay in the workshop. 313 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:11,342 You and everyone else! 314 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,013 Who else? 315 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:22,603 There's a lady staying a few days. 316 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:27,107 What does she do? 317 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,361 She's a prostitute. 318 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,948 How much is it? 319 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,284 - What? - You'll have to pay her, right? 320 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,120 She's Valbona's sister! 321 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,916 So it's free? 322 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:48,087 We don't sleep together! I'm a priest! 323 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,589 Let me introduce you. 324 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,847 My sister's husband. 325 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,432 The cuckolded? 326 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,186 He's also staying a few days. 327 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,106 Great, a pianist? 328 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,358 You could play, I sing! 329 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,278 I don't accompany. 330 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:15,781 Put the piano over there. 331 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,786 - Who told her? - I didn't. 332 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:24,039 - I certainly didn't! - Word gets around! 333 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,679 What are you doing? 334 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,100 I can't sleep here, the bed's too soft. 335 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,893 I'm used to a double. 336 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,479 For what it was worth. 337 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,444 Who is my sister's lover? 338 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,116 Who's asking? The priest or brother-in-law? 339 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,492 Both. 340 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,288 Both have to ask Rosamaria. I can't tell. 341 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,460 Why Peking? 342 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,754 Come on! 343 00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,797 Is he a good person? 344 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,050 Apparently. 345 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,844 Is he Chinese? 346 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:26,727 See? 347 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:29,897 It's too mushy. 348 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:34,693 Why don't you sleep here? You had a small bed in the cell. 349 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,737 What cell? 350 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:43,494 The one in the convent near Florence. 351 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,537 That was a seminary. 352 00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,040 Now I live in an apartment. 353 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,171 I thought priests always slept uncomfortably. 354 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,281 There we go. 355 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,537 It's raining. 356 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,082 It's raining in 5/4 time. 357 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,668 What? 358 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,379 Hear that? 359 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,257 An irregular rhythm. 360 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:41,051 What is it? 361 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:44,513 It's jazz. 362 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,723 Now it's a perfect 4/4 time. 363 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,729 Come on, Arturo... 364 00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:23,195 Is it serious? 365 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,115 Can you fix it? 366 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:31,954 I guess not. 367 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:58,188 Nice. What's it called? Premature ejaculation? 368 00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:06,029 - He doesn't play in front of others. - Why? 369 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:07,865 I don't know. 370 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,993 - I found a company to fix the roof. - Really? 371 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,456 I found it on Internet. 372 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:21,837 You don't want local workers since you're hosting an ex-hooker. 373 00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:25,340 "Southern Shingles V. Ltd."? 374 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:26,800 Southern Shingles. 375 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,636 Ma? 376 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,221 Costantino, it's Rosamaria! 377 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,556 Rosamaria! 378 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,642 I need to talk to you. 379 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,143 In Peking? 380 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,202 Rosamaria! 381 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,162 You live here? 382 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:38,956 You sleep here? 383 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:39,998 Of course. 384 00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,583 Isn't it dangerous? 385 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,004 You think it's more dangerous to stay on a beach 386 00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:49,633 or in a wrong dimension, feeling the weight of a wasted existence, 387 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,095 dragged by a current in a direction you don't want. 388 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:57,557 And there's this current that pushes you towards all currents! 389 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,393 I don't get it. 390 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:05,315 We just need to confess. 391 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:06,692 We who? 392 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:08,902 Darling! 393 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,244 Good morning, Father Costantino. 394 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,708 Come on, we set up a private place to confess. 395 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,753 More private than this? 396 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,852 Confessions can't be cumulative! 397 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,854 I can't confess you at the same time! 398 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:45,313 Come on, Costantino. 399 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,818 Better you hear it once, because my problem is hers too. 400 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,320 You have the same lover? 401 00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,198 Let's start. 402 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:01,788 Father, 403 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,543 we need to rid ourselves of a secret. 404 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,796 We're lovers! 405 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:12,966 In what sense? 406 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:18,722 Me and Rosamaria 407 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,434 love each other. 408 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:39,076 Arturo had to tell you, but he didn't have the nerve. 409 00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:42,746 Now Mother has to accept... Who'll tell her? 410 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,208 You have to make her understand, you're a priest. 411 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,774 It's beautiful up here! Come up! 412 00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:18,573 How can I tell my mom my sister is with a woman? 413 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,120 You'll manage, you're a priest. 414 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,122 Enough with this priest thing! 415 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,207 You guys screw up and then... 416 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,084 I didn't know your sister was... 417 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:32,045 - You sense it. - Why, did you sense it? 418 00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,381 Come on, I'm a priest! 419 00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:37,843 Look there! 420 00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:40,846 Look there! I'm surrounded! 421 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,600 Does she know her sister's with Rosamaria? 422 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,936 Valbona doesn't want her to know. 423 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,146 Why? 424 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,356 She's embarrassed. 425 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:55,652 You know, dynamics between sisters, escorts, lesbians, hard to understand. 426 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:06,830 Who are they? 427 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:08,999 Don't know. 428 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,336 They have a caravan? 429 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:42,282 Good morning. 430 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,956 Pleasure, Raffaele Bellini. 431 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:51,917 I own the company. 432 00:36:52,251 --> 00:36:54,294 And this pretty girl? What's your name? 433 00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:55,378 Mela. 434 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,214 "Mela" as in "Carmela"? 435 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,007 No. Mela as in Mela! 436 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,968 "Jennifer" stands for? 437 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,888 "Gennaro", but I prefer Jennifer. 438 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,890 - But it's a... - Girl's name, I know. 439 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,350 It's international. 440 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,312 Is this the sick person? Let's see. 441 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,438 After you. 442 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,109 It rains in the house and the workshop. 443 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:21,112 Let's check the sheathing, could be that. 444 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,531 We'll have to re-do the slabs, rain-pipes... 445 00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:25,533 Mr. Bellini, out of curiosity. 446 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,453 What does "V. Ltd." mean? 447 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,666 A company with Very Limited Responsibility. 448 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:34,751 I'm kidding! 449 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,046 Welcome! 450 00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:43,009 There's a problem, Mr. Bellini. 451 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:47,973 My mother's coming up here today, she owns the lighthouse... 452 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:51,017 It would be better if Miss Magnolia 453 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,688 pretended to be one of your workers. 454 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:56,898 A question of opportunity. 455 00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,944 A beautiful opportunity, I'd say. 456 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,739 No, Mr. Bellini, absolutely... 457 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,491 Let's go! 458 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,540 So Gianfranco? 459 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,750 He's very very ill. 460 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,294 And so? 461 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:21,756 It's the beginning of the end, Maddalena. 462 00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:25,677 I see. 463 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,349 See you tonight. 464 00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,104 You're beautiful. 465 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,237 Maddalena! 466 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,661 Bring me a cigarette. 467 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,164 You mustn't. 468 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,000 What did the doctor say? 469 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,794 He thought you were better. 470 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,466 Don't bullshit me. 471 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,803 Cigarette, 472 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,180 lighter, 473 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,724 ashtray. 474 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:13,725 For Daddy. 475 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,745 We'll do what we have to. Let's change. 476 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,096 Hello, Ma. 477 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,557 How are you, Arturo? 478 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,769 A bit better. 479 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:01,189 I came here for some peace and quiet. 480 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:04,984 Costantino wants to say something. 481 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,408 - Say what? - You know... 482 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,076 What do you have to say? 483 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:17,288 That thing about Rosamaria. 484 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,332 I go inside. 485 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,459 Maybe something to clean. 486 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,298 - News from China? - You know what they say, Ma... 487 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,259 China's faraway, so close. 488 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:32,804 So close that we don't realize 489 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,639 how close it is. 490 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,808 Here's the construction company. 491 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:38,768 Mr. Bellini? 492 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:43,273 - Can you come down? - Why don't you come up? 493 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,191 I'm kidding. 494 00:40:48,362 --> 00:40:52,365 No, don't touch the loan for the moment. 495 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,617 The euro loans are low, 496 00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,579 leave them as they are. 497 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,794 - Raffaele Bellini. - Pleasure. 498 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,219 Will you stay for lunch? 499 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,414 Can we trust these guys? 500 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,542 Why? They're nice. 501 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:47,337 I don't know, two men with a little girl. 502 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,422 A family business! 503 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,175 Dad, 504 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,386 a man and a woman are a couple. 505 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:58,139 Two men with a woman... 506 00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,557 what are they? 507 00:42:00,267 --> 00:42:02,393 They're a trio, honey. Eat. 508 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,221 Damn! 509 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,392 It's nine. Why didn't you wake me? 510 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,979 I tried twice, but you went back to sleep. 511 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:50,316 Now I late for work and she busts my balls. 512 00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:51,985 I made coffee. 513 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,779 I'll have later in town. 514 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:58,992 Can't go forth back forth back. 515 00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,494 Can't live here always. 516 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:03,913 Why not? 517 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:05,748 Because! 518 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,376 Nice holiday, darling! 519 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,135 Bye, darling! 520 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,890 Where are you now? 521 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,145 Get out at Pian del Voglio. 522 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,271 Turn right. 523 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,774 Not the first restaurant, the second! 524 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,903 Let me know, eat the stew! 525 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,197 Sorry, Costantino, 526 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:41,242 I'll show you something. What should I do with this? 527 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:42,452 How do you mean? 528 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,747 Fixing the roof is fine, it won't leak. 529 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:49,083 But it'll still be humid. It comes from the earth. 530 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:51,044 I'll show you. 531 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:57,175 This is ancient plaster. 532 00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,470 Dry grounding, we need loose stone foundations. 533 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,597 - How much? - Expensive. 534 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:03,931 Alternatives? 535 00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:06,184 Alternative... you keep the humidity. 536 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:07,977 You plaster it twice. 537 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:12,023 Doesn't solve the problem, but covers it for a while. 538 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:13,983 Come down, let's eat! 539 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:17,612 If you want me to come down, shoot me, Gringo! 540 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,405 You try. 541 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,574 Come on, try! 542 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,160 Use your hand as a gun. 543 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:27,330 The devil and the holy water. C'mon, priest! 544 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,375 Shoot, priest. 545 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:32,502 Shoot, priest! 546 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:37,173 Priest, 547 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:38,925 you got me. 548 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,971 What did you do? 549 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,903 Screw yourself! 550 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,822 You too. 551 00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:09,247 It's like this in circus families. 552 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,542 My grandfather and father walked the tightrope. 553 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,253 What could I do? Walk the tightrope. 554 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,171 But I wasn't very good. 555 00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:20,466 One day I fell during the show. 556 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,053 I jumped up, ashamed. 557 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,973 Even though I was crippled, I smiled. 558 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:31,394 The audience was speechless and enchanted. 559 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,230 The tightrope is spectacular 560 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,941 but audiences love an accident. 561 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,777 And my number changed 562 00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:43,156 from tightrope walker to tightrope faller. 563 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:47,076 How did you end up doing this? 564 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:51,456 I mean... 565 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,042 you've changed horizons, which is a great horizon. 566 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:57,378 But can't compare to the circus... 567 00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:58,838 The circus closed. 568 00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,633 I'm sorry. 569 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:06,304 No problem. My ambition isn't to do this. 570 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:08,890 I'd like to work in the movies 571 00:46:09,057 --> 00:46:11,142 as a stand-in or stuntman. 572 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,269 - Funky! - Of course, 573 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,605 you don't just become a stuntman, 574 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,482 you have to be in shape. 575 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,909 He's on morphine. 576 00:47:11,036 --> 00:47:12,787 He's a bit dazed. 577 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:17,917 Come. 578 00:47:28,762 --> 00:47:29,762 Emanuele. 579 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,975 A simple funeral. 580 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:39,480 A catchy sermon. 581 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:44,610 Dad, 582 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:47,196 what are you saying? 583 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:26,736 Going to the funeral? 584 00:48:27,195 --> 00:48:28,696 I have to celebrate it. 585 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,991 Emanuele, the deceased, asked me. 586 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:34,827 You can book your favorite priest? 587 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,664 I'm not coming. 588 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,125 I don't like going to funerals... 589 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:43,419 Maybe I'll go to mine. 590 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,345 Not bad in priest clothes. 591 00:48:52,846 --> 00:48:53,804 Unfortunately. 592 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:02,897 Give to who asks 593 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:05,691 and who wants a loan from you. 594 00:49:05,859 --> 00:49:08,194 Don't turn your back on him. 595 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:10,613 God's word. 596 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,573 Praise to you, Christ. 597 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,033 Be seated. 598 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:22,416 We're here to remember 599 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:23,876 dear Emanuele. 600 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,462 Father Gaetano is on pilgrimage, 601 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:29,757 and per the deceased's wish, 602 00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:31,884 I have to do it. 603 00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:40,434 But I can't. 604 00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:59,537 For over three months, 605 00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,331 I haven't been a priest. 606 00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,795 I kept the secret from the town 607 00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,757 for shame and out of respect for my mother. 608 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:15,094 I unfrocked 609 00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:18,764 because I had a relationship with a woman. 610 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,935 I couldn't be ambiguous 611 00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:24,895 with myself 612 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:27,189 but above all with God. 613 00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:32,194 Apologies, Ma. 614 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,280 Apologies, Arturo. 615 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,282 Apologies to you all. 616 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,000 What shall we do? 617 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,085 Who'll celebrate the funeral? 618 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:52,173 Someone get Father Bartolo, Father Gaetano's assistant. 619 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:54,550 I can't do it, Arturo. 620 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,432 Meanwhile, 621 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:04,101 since your father was a musician, 622 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:06,479 will you play something? 623 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,066 He'd like that 624 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,776 while we wait. 625 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:14,236 Do it. 626 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:19,825 Get Father Bartolo. 627 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,124 Do it! For your father, 628 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,418 for yourself. 629 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,684 I insist, you shouldn't move to the lighthouse. 630 00:53:50,852 --> 00:53:52,394 They're working, it's dusty, 631 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:55,272 the 2nd floor is under construction, 632 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,650 Arturo moved up there. 633 00:53:57,817 --> 00:53:59,568 It's uncomfortable, not ideal. 634 00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,654 How can I stay in town? 635 00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:03,739 How can I face everyone? 636 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:07,076 You shitty children, you've put me to shame. 637 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,883 I'll put it in the bedroom... 638 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,353 Why didn't you tell us? You confessed us! 639 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:38,941 Ma's here. 640 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:41,986 I see her. 641 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,367 Rosamaria's here... 642 00:54:51,871 --> 00:54:53,038 I see her. 643 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,030 Who'll tell her? 644 00:55:26,364 --> 00:55:28,032 Tell me what? 645 00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:30,909 Rosamaria and Valbona 646 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,620 are together. 647 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,542 They share a feeling. 648 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,882 Valbona is Rosamaria's lover. 649 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,722 I understand. 650 00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:55,726 Anything else? 651 00:55:57,645 --> 00:55:59,271 Actually, ma'am, 652 00:55:59,731 --> 00:56:01,857 your son omitted something. 653 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,401 You're a pedophile? 654 00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,946 No, he's fine that way. 655 00:56:08,114 --> 00:56:11,158 But I need to clarify my position. 656 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,578 I'm not in construction, I've always been my own boss. 657 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,538 I was an escort. 658 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:18,290 An...? 659 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,417 A prostitute. 660 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,588 She's my sister. 661 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:26,965 Nice family! 662 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,860 I called her. 663 00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,876 You want some pasta? 664 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:04,962 I'm not hungry. 665 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:07,172 Go away. 666 00:57:13,471 --> 00:57:14,680 It's pasta Norma. 667 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:16,974 Taste. 668 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,060 You made it? 669 00:57:21,396 --> 00:57:24,314 If I got my oil, it would be better. 670 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,275 "If I'd had." 671 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:29,111 Why do you correct me? You're like a teacher. 672 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,113 I was for thirty years. 673 00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:33,449 I'm retired now. 674 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,452 Fine, 675 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,704 let's go back to our cabin. 676 00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:40,747 You didn't eat a thing. 677 00:57:41,082 --> 00:57:42,458 I'm not hungry. 678 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,711 She's not coming to eat, as if I did something terrible. 679 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,130 In fact. Well... 680 00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:53,051 C'mon, mother is angry and does angry mother. 681 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,387 Can I do angry sister? 682 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:59,600 Strange you so quiet till now. 683 00:57:59,767 --> 00:58:01,477 Let's hear! 684 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,645 Allow me a thought. 685 00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:07,524 Dear sister and dear sister-in-law, can I call you that? 686 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,777 Yes, I'm delighted. 687 00:58:11,779 --> 00:58:13,572 As soon as everyone will know, 688 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,825 no one will hire you to clean. 689 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,827 You'll lose your job. 690 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:21,830 Sister-in-law, you won't lose your job 691 00:58:22,373 --> 00:58:23,916 as you don't have one. 692 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,793 Your brother's an unemployed ex-priest, 693 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:30,714 your mother's old and retired. For your future, 694 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,509 you should immigrate to Eastern Europe. 695 00:58:36,471 --> 00:58:38,263 Why Eastern Europe? 696 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:41,808 Why not emerging countries, India, Brazil? 697 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:44,645 Even China was evoked... 698 00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:49,316 Allow me to interfere, you have a great resource: 699 00:58:49,817 --> 00:58:51,985 the lighthouse! 700 00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:55,822 Restructured, it could be something beautiful. 701 00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:57,741 A classy hotel. 702 00:58:57,909 --> 00:59:00,202 Yes, but it's too expensive. 703 00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:02,120 Maybe in the future. 704 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:07,251 For now, stick to the idea of immigrating to Eastern Europe. 705 00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:13,090 Fuck all of you. 706 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:19,888 Everyone. 707 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:22,975 All of you. 708 00:59:41,286 --> 00:59:42,578 It's open! 709 00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:46,665 I just came to get... 710 00:59:53,715 --> 00:59:54,881 Who are they? 711 00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:59,052 My clients, after sex. 712 01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:03,557 Did you take these pictures? 713 01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,602 Yes, while they were sleeping. 714 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:09,062 Why? 715 01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:11,648 Can't you see they're dreaming of me? 716 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:15,235 I like that. It helps. 717 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:17,237 Helps what? 718 01:00:19,824 --> 01:00:21,366 Helps me to fall asleep. 719 01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:23,827 It's like counting sheep. 720 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,038 One sheep, 721 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:27,372 two sheep, 722 01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:28,915 three sheep, 723 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:30,292 four sheep, 724 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,544 five sheep, 725 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:34,296 six sheep, 726 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,173 seven... 727 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,888 It's not helping me. 728 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,935 Can you spare some for me? 729 01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:39,861 Let's make more. 730 01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:44,449 - Is she angry with me? - I don't think so. 731 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:50,497 See? 732 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:52,791 She's angry with the whole world! 733 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,669 Tell the harlot to cover herself. 734 01:02:31,998 --> 01:02:33,206 That's it! 735 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,001 I didn't know that one. 736 01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:38,044 Never heard it. 737 01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:39,504 It's... 738 01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:41,548 easy. 739 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:31,283 I'm sorry, 740 01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:34,077 I know I ruined the funeral. 741 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:37,706 You didn't. 742 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,669 It's exactly what my father would have wanted. 743 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,173 Could you please smoke outside? 744 01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:50,051 I'll put it out. 745 01:04:50,636 --> 01:04:53,889 Do it outside because... 746 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,016 it's cramped in here. 747 01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:58,727 I got it, I'm leaving. 748 01:04:59,812 --> 01:05:01,646 The ashtray... 749 01:05:02,231 --> 01:05:04,858 Now we clean it all pretty and insulate it, 750 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:08,320 spread some liquid insulator underneath here... 751 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:23,960 We're looking for Mr. Bellini. 752 01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:25,170 Just a second. 753 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,923 Raffaele, someone for you! 754 01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:31,801 Here I am! 755 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,430 Come in. 756 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,816 Do we need to talk in her presence? 757 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:50,779 It concerns her. And we need to ask her some questions. 758 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,198 What do I have to do? 759 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,200 Inform you each time I move? 760 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,369 I'm on the move for my job. 761 01:05:57,578 --> 01:05:59,913 She's reporting me? That's ridiculous. 762 01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:01,539 What's the problem? 763 01:06:01,707 --> 01:06:03,708 - What does she know? - Be quiet. 764 01:06:03,918 --> 01:06:07,212 She's reporting me for not educating her? 765 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,588 Ridiculous! 766 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,841 Sir, you don't realize how serious this is. 767 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:14,678 She'll have to sit the exam in 2 months 768 01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:16,262 to qualify for fifth grade. 769 01:06:16,430 --> 01:06:19,224 If she doesn't pass, you'll lose custody 770 01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:21,142 and she'll go back to her mother. 771 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:23,770 She'll pass the exam. 772 01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:27,190 I hope so. I really do, Mr. Bellini. 773 01:06:52,049 --> 01:06:53,883 Where's Mela? I can't find her. 774 01:06:54,051 --> 01:06:55,051 I don't know. 775 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:56,636 Where's she hiding? 776 01:07:11,944 --> 01:07:12,861 Good. 777 01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:14,237 Better. 778 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,155 Thank you. 779 01:07:23,122 --> 01:07:24,998 - Mela? - What's going on? 780 01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:28,418 Wait! 781 01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:29,961 I'm coming too! 782 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:31,171 Mela! 783 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:39,596 Help! 784 01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:41,097 Help me! 785 01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,026 What's wrong? 786 01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:56,613 I don't want to go back to my mother. 787 01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:09,918 Look, you'll have to study all day. 788 01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:12,587 I'll give you homework 789 01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:14,798 and I'll correct it. 790 01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:16,633 Heard what they said? 791 01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:19,219 They'll send you back, so study! 792 01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,432 Did you go for a dip? 793 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:31,397 Magnolia had an accident... 794 01:08:31,565 --> 01:08:32,899 An accident? 795 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:35,860 Nothing serious, she tripped and fell. 796 01:08:36,862 --> 01:08:39,697 Arturo took her in for some first aid. 797 01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:40,990 First aid serious? 798 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,036 I don't think so! 799 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:48,039 Honey, it's nothing. 800 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,707 It's just to be sure. 801 01:08:51,335 --> 01:08:52,418 It's nothing. 802 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:30,540 She luxated her right shoulder, 803 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,501 fractured a finger in her left hand, 804 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:37,005 and has a compound fracture of two toes. 805 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,508 How did it happen? 806 01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:43,344 She tripped on her platforms. 807 01:09:43,721 --> 01:09:46,139 12 cm platforms. 808 01:09:46,724 --> 01:09:49,559 I not know why this place 809 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:52,729 always rocks under heels! 810 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,647 Good for you, Magnolia! 811 01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:55,773 Shit! 812 01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:04,282 No, take the other one too. 813 01:10:04,700 --> 01:10:07,869 Throw them out, I don't need them anymore. 814 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:24,093 She sleeps. 815 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:29,807 Now also I nurse my sister. 816 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:33,311 She can't stay here until she recovers. 817 01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:37,190 Where she go? She has no friends here. 818 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:40,485 She's loaded. Can't she go to a clinic? 819 01:10:40,694 --> 01:10:43,279 It's not the same but better than nothing. 820 01:10:43,447 --> 01:10:45,448 Waited on hand and foot. 821 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,826 She says want me, here. 822 01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:51,287 Then charge her! 823 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:52,622 Stop it. 824 01:10:56,293 --> 01:10:58,044 You smoke now? 825 01:10:58,462 --> 01:10:59,420 Good! 826 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:05,593 How's your sister? 827 01:11:06,845 --> 01:11:10,056 Sleeps. I gave pill. 828 01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:13,059 Mela was looking for you. 829 01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:17,105 She likes you. 830 01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:21,150 That girl could use some schooling! 831 01:11:25,572 --> 01:11:26,739 Listen, 832 01:11:27,324 --> 01:11:31,327 not kiss in front of Mother Stella. 833 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:34,831 She look mean at me, embarrassing. 834 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:38,835 Embarrassing? 835 01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:42,088 Your sister, the prostitute... 836 01:11:42,756 --> 01:11:44,132 flaunts it around. 837 01:11:44,341 --> 01:11:47,260 She's not embarrassed. Why should we be? 838 01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:48,511 Excuse me. 839 01:11:56,770 --> 01:12:01,399 Rosamaria and Valbona love each other! 840 01:12:07,781 --> 01:12:09,365 I prefer 841 01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:10,658 kiss 842 01:12:11,368 --> 01:12:12,994 than you scream. 843 01:12:50,282 --> 01:12:51,866 - Raffaele, come! - What? 844 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:53,201 Sit. 845 01:12:54,828 --> 01:12:57,205 About Mela's situation, 846 01:12:57,414 --> 01:13:01,417 I heard she has to pass the exam or you lose custody. 847 01:13:03,003 --> 01:13:05,171 Mother has something to say. 848 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,423 Raffaele... 849 01:13:08,008 --> 01:13:09,717 Can I call you that? 850 01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:12,845 I'll teach Mela from now on. 851 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:16,432 It needs to feel 852 01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:18,309 like a real school 853 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,894 or she won't make it. 854 01:13:22,940 --> 01:13:25,024 I'll teach her the basic subjects: 855 01:13:25,150 --> 01:13:28,903 Italian, grammar, history and geography. 856 01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,572 The others will teach the rest. 857 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:34,659 But you have to leave her here for 2 months. 858 01:13:37,454 --> 01:13:40,206 Fine, let's do this: why don't we all stay? 859 01:13:40,457 --> 01:13:43,376 Start making this a hotel, like we said. 860 01:13:43,585 --> 01:13:44,502 Hotel? 861 01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,754 You said it's very expensive. 862 01:13:46,922 --> 01:13:48,631 We can cut costs! 863 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:51,676 The structure is nice and strong. 864 01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:53,636 The roof is almost done. 865 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:56,055 It just needs a fresh coat of paint, 866 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:58,641 and original, low-cost decoration. 867 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,601 I have several ideas! 868 01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:02,061 How much? 869 01:14:02,187 --> 01:14:05,773 I'd say roughly 100,000 euros. 870 01:14:05,899 --> 01:14:08,484 For the materials, the wages are on us. 871 01:14:08,777 --> 01:14:11,696 We'll need your help, we can't do it alone. 872 01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:13,614 So... 873 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:16,492 can you come up with the money? 874 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:18,661 A hundred thousand? 875 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,415 I can put in that much. 876 01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:24,667 Not want your sex money! 877 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,712 Preach when you become a rich lesbian, 878 01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:29,505 damn you! 879 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,007 Oh, Lord! 880 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,260 Valbona, if I may, 881 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:38,973 as the ex-husband, who's been a good sport so far, 882 01:14:39,141 --> 01:14:40,266 I would... 883 01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:42,518 accept. 884 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,692 Renovating a house is like 885 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:53,738 waiting for a transplant, you have to find a donor. 886 01:15:00,829 --> 01:15:02,830 Vamos, Gringos! 887 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,777 That's a theremin. 888 01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:35,446 - A what? - A musical instrument. 889 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:36,447 This here? 890 01:15:36,573 --> 01:15:38,032 It's the very first 891 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,867 electronic musical instrument. 892 01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:40,868 How does it work? 893 01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:44,038 We'd have to move out completely 894 01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:46,165 in order to renovate the inside. 895 01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:47,500 Where will we go? 896 01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:52,755 We were thinking of going where the girls are camping. 897 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,508 Camping? I'm seventy! 898 01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:57,343 You can't be serious! 899 01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:02,056 Then you'll have to share the workshop with Magnolia. 900 01:16:02,766 --> 01:16:03,933 With the whore? 901 01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:08,646 You want the death of me. 902 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:14,068 May I? 903 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,781 He says I should move here. 904 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,783 I know. 905 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:22,785 I'm very pleased. 906 01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:25,121 So am I. 907 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,174 Hear that? 908 01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:21,427 A gun shot. 909 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:24,513 Rosamaria's hunting. 910 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,849 Rosamaria hunts? 911 01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,184 Sexy! 912 01:17:29,061 --> 01:17:29,977 Coffee? 913 01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:34,440 You know, Father... 914 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:38,861 I always thought, no see you without woman. 915 01:17:39,029 --> 01:17:40,196 How do you mean? 916 01:17:41,114 --> 01:17:45,368 You have sweetness of man who loves like woman. 917 01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:47,161 What's that mean? 918 01:17:48,538 --> 01:17:54,377 Many women like finding part of women inside man. 919 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:56,420 Others no. 920 01:17:57,589 --> 01:18:01,717 Others want man in woman. 921 01:18:05,972 --> 01:18:09,433 So normal couples are "has been"? 922 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,188 Why cause such a scandal? 923 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,815 A scandal? 924 01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:19,777 What do you suggest? To hide forever? 925 01:18:19,986 --> 01:18:22,488 When the town finds out I'm with a woman, 926 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,115 it'll be better for you. 927 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,033 You'll be less cuckolded! 928 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:29,870 It would have been better if you were with a man. 929 01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:37,586 If I wanted a man, I'd have stayed with you. 930 01:18:52,477 --> 01:18:55,104 I really don't turn you on? 931 01:19:00,277 --> 01:19:01,235 So... 932 01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:03,070 how many notes? 933 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:05,906 Seven! 934 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:09,994 No. Seven are only the white notes. 935 01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:13,289 With the black notes, there are twelve. 936 01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:16,625 With only 7, I wouldn't have screwed up my life. 937 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,546 Does this work? 938 01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:13,307 You're late! 939 01:20:13,767 --> 01:20:15,601 Buses were on strike. 940 01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:17,436 Move it. 941 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:25,194 I'm out of plaster! 942 01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:29,782 - We need plaster. - I have class now. 943 01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:32,284 Someone bring me plaster. 944 01:20:46,424 --> 01:20:50,094 Bring Raffaele some plaster, I have class now. 945 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,823 Mela eats her breakfast in half an hour... 946 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,500 It doesn't work! 947 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:24,753 Damn it, damn it! 948 01:21:25,505 --> 01:21:27,590 It needs reinforcing first. 949 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:33,095 This dance is boring! 950 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,556 Was your sister a ballerina? 951 01:21:35,932 --> 01:21:39,143 She went to dance school as a kid. 952 01:21:39,519 --> 01:21:40,477 More. 953 01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,771 Mela, you no learn dancing, 954 01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:44,315 you learn discipline. 955 01:21:44,482 --> 01:21:46,400 Different. Come on. 956 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:48,402 Shoulder down. 957 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:51,906 Thank you for the financial help you gave my daughter. 958 01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,033 You know how I earned the money? 959 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:51,715 What's the difference between proper and improper fractions? 960 01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:30,170 LONG LIVE MAMMA STELLA 961 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,303 Come for a minute. 962 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,432 Help me pick them up. 963 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:31,106 This one's always awake. 964 01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:33,901 He's dreaming of me. 965 01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:36,153 Who is he? 966 01:24:38,281 --> 01:24:40,199 An accident on the job. 967 01:24:41,534 --> 01:24:42,785 What happened? 968 01:24:42,952 --> 01:24:44,661 I fell in love. 969 01:24:47,707 --> 01:24:49,958 He rents his boat out. 970 01:24:50,627 --> 01:24:53,420 He rented it out to me a few times 971 01:24:53,713 --> 01:24:55,464 and didn't want money. 972 01:24:56,007 --> 01:24:57,883 I didn't want money either. 973 01:24:58,343 --> 01:25:01,136 Now he wants to marry me, he loves me. 974 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,057 Nice, right? 975 01:25:07,018 --> 01:25:09,311 I have trouble believing in love. 976 01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:12,940 You believe in Rosamaria and Valbona's love. 977 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:14,650 You lent them 100,000 euros. 978 01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:16,110 So? 979 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:18,278 So... 980 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,241 if I had that sum I'd buy a Fazioli. 981 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,118 What's a Fazioli? 982 01:25:26,287 --> 01:25:29,248 A hand-made grand piano 983 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:31,708 I'm madly in love with. 984 01:25:32,752 --> 01:25:35,129 It almost plays alone, it's so... 985 01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:42,761 I'll go and bring... 986 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:45,889 Call me if you need me. 987 01:25:55,024 --> 01:25:56,233 Good morning. 988 01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,652 We're Arturo's sisters. 989 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:03,490 Yes, I know, we met at the funeral. Beautiful! 990 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,242 Sisters! 991 01:26:06,744 --> 01:26:08,287 I leave you to your brother. 992 01:26:08,454 --> 01:26:10,914 - You brought the instruments? - In the car. 993 01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:12,291 - Close your eyes. - Why? 994 01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:13,876 Close your eyes! 995 01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,169 Hand, please. 996 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:17,963 I'll show you something nice. 997 01:26:33,563 --> 01:26:34,479 Open! 998 01:26:48,411 --> 01:26:49,578 Follow me. 999 01:27:20,109 --> 01:27:21,944 It's completely changed. 1000 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,403 This way! 1001 01:27:52,892 --> 01:27:53,976 So? 1002 01:27:54,143 --> 01:27:56,311 Some incredible job... 1003 01:27:58,564 --> 01:27:59,898 Are you coming home? 1004 01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:02,901 We can't manage with the driving school. 1005 01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:06,530 You get calls to play at weddings? 1006 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:09,574 Yes, occasionally, 1007 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,451 but we can't go alone. 1008 01:28:11,619 --> 01:28:15,539 After Dad's death we have no accompaniment. 1009 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:18,292 I can come. 1010 01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:20,585 You'll play at weddings? 1011 01:28:21,879 --> 01:28:24,548 Weddings, fairs... wherever they call us. 1012 01:28:24,716 --> 01:28:25,882 You feeling ok? 1013 01:28:27,927 --> 01:28:30,846 Well... I've seen better times, 1014 01:28:31,597 --> 01:28:33,098 but let's play tonight, 1015 01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:36,435 we have to celebrate Magnolia, she took off her cast. 1016 01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:41,231 Are you sure 1017 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:43,275 you'll play at weddings? 1018 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:47,112 I should only play at funerals? 1019 01:29:47,715 --> 01:29:48,924 You dumb-ass! 1020 01:29:51,052 --> 01:29:52,302 You really... 1021 01:30:17,036 --> 01:30:20,872 Sartana's not ready to burn in hell! 1022 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,146 You didn't go into town? 1023 01:30:46,732 --> 01:30:49,985 I'm not ready to go into town yet. 1024 01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,278 The people... 1025 01:30:51,737 --> 01:30:54,448 Roger's coming to the opening of the lighthouse, 1026 01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:56,533 then we leave together. 1027 01:30:56,784 --> 01:30:59,578 I've decided to try being a wife. 1028 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,290 What's marriage like? 1029 01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:07,002 You're asking the wrong person. 1030 01:31:07,587 --> 01:31:10,797 How's having sex with the same person? 1031 01:31:14,844 --> 01:31:17,429 From my personal experience, 1032 01:31:18,055 --> 01:31:20,056 sex isn't that important. 1033 01:31:20,391 --> 01:31:21,600 Are you kidding? 1034 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:23,768 No! I mean... 1035 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:26,563 Go and take a shower. 1036 01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:32,319 Do I smell 1037 01:31:33,154 --> 01:31:34,529 that bad? 1038 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:40,887 Better, right? 1039 01:32:42,765 --> 01:32:45,100 Yes, I fell asleep. 1040 01:32:45,268 --> 01:32:46,851 Give me a euro! 1041 01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:49,479 I'm not joking, I want a euro. 1042 01:32:49,647 --> 01:32:51,606 So it's paying sex. 1043 01:32:51,941 --> 01:32:55,443 I'm marrying soon, I don't want to betray the man I love. 1044 01:32:56,612 --> 01:32:59,656 I don't have one on me, give me credit... 1045 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:02,325 Close your eyes. 1046 01:33:04,495 --> 01:33:07,497 We have to take a photo in the pose... 1047 01:33:08,374 --> 01:33:10,500 of the little lost sheep. 1048 01:33:22,305 --> 01:33:25,432 May I have your attention, please? 1049 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:30,312 Roger promised to take Mela on a boat ride before we leave. 1050 01:33:30,479 --> 01:33:34,399 Let's all go! We'll see the lighthouse from the sea. 1051 01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:37,235 It would be great! Just a minute. 1052 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,154 So, mother, 1053 01:33:41,365 --> 01:33:44,117 a few words for our friends. 1054 01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,368 So... 1055 01:33:46,954 --> 01:33:48,330 this is a place 1056 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,416 I know very well. 1057 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:54,711 I lived here 20 years with my late husband. 1058 01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:59,007 I brought up Costantino and Rosamaria 1059 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:05,347 from whom lately I've grown apart, to put it this way. 1060 01:34:05,681 --> 01:34:07,974 Then the lighthouse 1061 01:34:08,392 --> 01:34:10,518 shone a light on me 1062 01:34:10,686 --> 01:34:14,147 and I grew to know my children well 1063 01:34:14,398 --> 01:34:18,401 plus other people I'd have kicked in the ass. 1064 01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:20,737 Forgive the euphemism. 1065 01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:22,238 Thanks to them 1066 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:26,576 the lighthouse has become a beautiful hotel. 1067 01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:30,246 I hand it over to Rosamaria 1068 01:34:30,748 --> 01:34:32,290 and to the person she loves, 1069 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:35,085 may they have much luck 1070 01:34:36,504 --> 01:34:38,129 and much happiness. 1071 01:34:39,507 --> 01:34:40,882 Costantino, your turn. 1072 01:34:41,050 --> 01:34:44,469 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll have a small ceremony 1073 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:46,596 we'd like to share with you. 1074 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:50,016 Go for it! 1075 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:57,333 Religion 1076 01:35:58,252 --> 01:35:59,961 is above all 1077 01:36:00,129 --> 01:36:03,965 a feeling of reverence to an ideal. 1078 01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:08,553 And I've never felt so freely 1079 01:36:08,721 --> 01:36:11,055 a minister of God as tonight. 1080 01:36:13,601 --> 01:36:14,768 Rosamaria, 1081 01:36:15,728 --> 01:36:17,520 will you unite with Valbona 1082 01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:21,024 as long as your love is sincere? 1083 01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:29,073 Valbona, 1084 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:34,496 will you unite with Rosamaria with the same feeling? 1085 01:36:43,547 --> 01:36:45,381 I declare you united, 1086 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,092 as person and person. 1087 01:36:57,978 --> 01:36:59,521 Shame on you. 1088 01:37:35,057 --> 01:37:37,642 May I dance with the bride? 1089 01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:39,769 Of course! 1090 01:39:21,538 --> 01:39:23,665 My mother gets sea-sick 1091 01:39:23,832 --> 01:39:26,167 so she didn't come with us. 1092 01:39:26,585 --> 01:39:30,088 I get sea-sick too, but this is the first time 1093 01:39:30,255 --> 01:39:34,175 I vomit and feel happy at the same time. 1094 01:39:34,343 --> 01:39:35,885 It's a great feeling 1095 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:38,429 but have pity on me, 1096 01:39:38,597 --> 01:39:40,139 take me back on land. 1097 01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:01,828 You won't get us, Gringos!