1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:10,415 Our junk drawer's a lot bigger than most families. 2 00:00:10,416 --> 00:00:12,082 But you know what they say. 3 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:15,000 One man's trash is another girl's next invention. 4 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:22,374 Sweet! This'll work perfect 5 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:23,707 for that snow machine I wanna build. 6 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:25,999 You are not building a snow machine. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,499 If you wanna remember winter, go stand in front of the freezer. 8 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:30,165 Staring at frozen taquitos? Not as fun. 9 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:32,707 Why do you think I wanna build a snow machine? 10 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:35,957 Hey! It's the gift certificate my parents gave us 11 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,874 to that bed and breakfast. 12 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:39,457 Oh, yeah. 13 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:41,832 Right by the sea. So romantic. 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,707 They probably expected us to re-gift it back to them. 15 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,749 They knew we'd never go. 16 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,499 Well, joke's on them. It expires Sunday. 17 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,582 We should go. We could get a sitter for the kids. 18 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,457 I think we burned that bridge. 19 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,708 Brought you something pretty from the garden. 20 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:00,624 TOM: What about the other one? 21 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,249 MAN: Not cool, guys, not cool. 22 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,707 That guy was a Navy SEAL. 23 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:08,499 Just go. We don't need a babysitter. 24 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,832 Rachel's 16. She can totally take care of us. 25 00:01:10,833 --> 00:01:13,124 Rachel?! In charge? 26 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,707 (laughs) Come on, Harls. 27 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,707 That is clearly a desperate attempt 28 00:01:16,708 --> 00:01:17,707 to get rid of us. 29 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,582 No. 30 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:22,582 Yes. I want to build that snow machine, 31 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,582 but Rachel never steps up, 32 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,874 so the rest of us never get to live the dream-- 33 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:30,416 a house where the parents go away and the kids go nuts. 34 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:33,749 Rachel can totally do it. 35 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:34,999 (Daphne whooping) 36 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,874 Hey, do not run with these scissors. 37 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:40,415 See. Told you she's responsible. 38 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:42,624 I need them to trim my split ends. 39 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:44,458 Use these. 40 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,749 Whoo! 41 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:51,000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 42 00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:55,124 She handed them to her point down. 43 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:56,375 Very safe. 44 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,290 Seriously? 45 00:02:01,291 --> 00:02:04,249 You still can't put metal in a microwave? Ugh! 46 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,874 I've got my work cut out for me. 47 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:08,625 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 48 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:16,707 ♪ Sometimes it feels like things are outta control ♪ 49 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:20,249 ♪ Like you're living in a circus ♪ 50 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:23,749 ♪ Tryin' to figure out your way in the world ♪ 51 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,707 ♪ Where you're at is kinda perfect ♪ 52 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:28,707 ♪ So turn it up, turn it up ♪ 53 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:30,582 {\an8}♪ Do your thing, don't stop ♪ 54 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:33,749 {\an8}♪ Let the games begin, let's jump right in ♪ 55 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:37,082 ♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪ 56 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:39,332 ♪ In the middle of the party ♪ 57 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,332 ♪ We're just getting started ♪ 58 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:44,707 ♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪ 59 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:48,332 ♪ In the eye of the tornado, rowin' in the same boat ♪ 60 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:51,457 ♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪ 61 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:55,749 ♪ Get stuck in the middle with you ♪ 62 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,708 ♪ I wanna get stuck with you ♪ 63 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,832 {\an8}If I wanted Mom and Dad to leave 64 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:05,832 {\an8}so I could build my snow machine, 65 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:08,499 {\an8}it was gonna take a major snow job. 66 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,249 {\an8}What's goin' on? 67 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,457 {\an8}How is everyone already up and dressed? 68 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:15,249 {\an8}We wanted to enjoy this magnificent morn. 69 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,415 {\an8}Early bird gets the worm, and I like worms. 70 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:22,332 {\an8}Don't mind me, just checking my extra-credit homework. 71 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,208 {\an8}Tea, Mother? 72 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:30,207 Funny. That sweet little girl looked just like Daphne. 73 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:33,125 {\an8}May I offer you some fresh-squeezed orange juice? 74 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:40,999 {\an8}It'll go great with the delicious breakfast I made for you. 75 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,707 {\an8}I don't know what you made, but this is bologna. 76 00:03:43,708 --> 00:03:45,832 {\an8}- What's going on? - Rachel woke up early 77 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:48,249 {\an8}to make sure everyone got a proper start on the day. 78 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,582 {\an8}BOTH: Rachel?! 79 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,957 Morning. Isn't it a lovely day? 80 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:54,499 You made this happen? 81 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,165 It's amazing what you can do 82 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:57,874 when you put your mind to it. 83 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,165 I'm 16 now. 84 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,874 I should be helping my parents, 85 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:02,416 and showing more leadership. 86 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:08,249 Sorry. Love the breakfast, not buyin' the show. 87 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,374 I don't blame Mom and Dad. 88 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,207 You leave a kid home alone, 89 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,249 there's a chance they'll get into trouble. 90 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:15,707 With seven kids, 91 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,583 there's seven times the chance. 92 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,832 Even if Rachel was faking, 93 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:23,749 she taught Daphne how to curtsy. 94 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,707 She got Beast to take a shower. 95 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,290 Did you smell his hair? It's actually safe to do that now. 96 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:32,082 Wow. The closest Beast has come to washing his own hair 97 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:35,165 is giving himself a swirly in the toilet. 98 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,582 If Rachel could pull this off, maybe she can handle being in charge for one night. 99 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:40,416 She can. This was all Rachel. 100 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,457 Okay, remember the rules. No one leaves, 101 00:04:43,458 --> 00:04:46,082 no one comes to visit, no one burns down the house. 102 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:49,166 Although if the house is on fire, you should probably technically leave. 103 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,999 Don't worry. Everything will be fine. 104 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,374 All right. Bye, everyone. Be good. 105 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:59,249 ( all saying good-bye) 106 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,457 - Enjoy yourself. - Don't worry about us. 107 00:05:01,458 --> 00:05:05,749 (raucous cheering) 108 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:08,249 Everyone quiet. 109 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,458 I'm in charge now. 110 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,207 Yeah, even saying that was too much work. 111 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:19,290 There are no rules. Do whatever you want. 112 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:21,457 Hey, you know that list Mom and Dad made 113 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,165 of all the things we're not allowed to do in the house? 114 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,207 The Diaz Don't List. 115 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:28,707 Let's do every single one of 'em. 116 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,499 Boom! 117 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,707 I'm gonna watch TV nonstop. Boom! 118 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:34,874 Ditto that. Boom! 119 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,499 I'm gonna go build my snow machine. Boom. 120 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,000 Why are we all still standing around? 121 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:42,957 Everybody on three. 122 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,582 One, two, three. 123 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:46,249 Freedom! 124 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,374 All right, we did the first one. 125 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,708 Don't leave the cabinet doors open. 126 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:54,457 Hang on. Is the refrigerator a cabinet? 127 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,291 I'm not sure. 128 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,707 Just to be safe. 129 00:06:02,708 --> 00:06:06,415 Okay. Not as much fun as I thought it would be, 130 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:08,165 but it was a good warm-up. 131 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,124 Let's see what's next. 132 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,999 Don't pass gas in the kitchen. 133 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,207 Done. 134 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,125 Wow, we're making good time. 135 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:22,082 So what should we watch first? 136 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,832 I was thinking a horror movie. 137 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:25,874 I wanted to watch the bowling finals. 138 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,415 I know a horror movie that takes place in a bowling alley. 139 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:30,749 Strike Of Death. They use heads for balls. 140 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,165 Oh, I've seen that poster. 141 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,207 "No one will be spared." I'm in. 142 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:36,625 Let's do it. 143 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:42,707 Sorry, Daphne. We're older than you. 144 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,374 We get dibs on the TV. 145 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:46,165 Take it up with Mom and Dad. 146 00:06:46,166 --> 00:06:48,415 Oh, wait, they're not here. 147 00:06:48,416 --> 00:06:50,374 Fine. You watch for a while, 148 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,582 and we'll trade off. Good idea, right? 149 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:53,999 If you're the guy without the remote. 150 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,957 I only get an hour of TV every day, 151 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,207 and I wanna watch all the channels I've been missing. 152 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,874 ( reporter speaking indistinctly ) 153 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:05,958 I am very concerned about this fiscal year. 154 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,874 (sighs) 155 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,165 (sighs louder) 156 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,457 When someone sighs like that, 157 00:07:18,458 --> 00:07:20,124 you're supposed to ask what's wrong. 158 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:22,249 Harley, I'm talking to you. 159 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:24,290 You are? I thought you had an earpiece in 160 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:25,582 and were talking to your friends. 161 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,457 I'm mad at my squad right now. 162 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:29,457 Phoebe and Zia went to Costa Rica on a vacay, 163 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:31,207 and they didn't invite me. 164 00:07:31,208 --> 00:07:33,415 There's a lot of things you don't like there. 165 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,999 Plants, trees, insects. 166 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,874 Insects in plants and trees. 167 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,457 Hello. I don't want to go. 168 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,874 - I want to say no. - (text alert chimes) 169 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,874 They're posting tons of cool pics. 170 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,249 How dare they have that much fun without me? 171 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,707 Yeah, that's really rude of them... 172 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:51,499 enjoying a vacation you didn't wanna go on. 173 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,624 Totally. What is that? 174 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:56,457 I'm building a snow machine. This is the model. 175 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:58,457 With Mom and Dad gone, 176 00:07:58,458 --> 00:07:59,874 it'll be Christmas in July. 177 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:02,582 Hold on. 178 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,707 Can you make it look like I'm on a ski vacation? 179 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,249 I guess so. 180 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,582 I could put a ramp up in the backyard 181 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,457 so it looks like you're on a ski slope. 182 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,332 You could tell people you're in Australia. 183 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:16,499 If you could do that, it would be so cool. 184 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,249 I could tell my friends I'm skiing with Chris Hemsworth. 185 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,749 My best friends would hate that. I love it! 186 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:26,999 Okay, that's the first time Rachel's ever called me cool. 187 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,374 It's also the most sentences in a row 188 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,832 she's ever said to me. The old record was three. 189 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,707 And the third one was "Shut up." 190 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:35,707 So you really can do it? 191 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,707 Of course, and the beauty is, 192 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:39,375 Mom and Dad will never know. 193 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,458 I love that they actually thought we trust Rachel. 194 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:51,708 We've raised them to think we're dumb. Good on us. 195 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:02,249 I think this looks pretty good. 196 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,582 And the best part is, "Go play in the snow" 197 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,624 is not on the Diaz Don't List. 198 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,415 So Lewie and Beast have zero interest. 199 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,874 You're a genius. 200 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,874 Oh, please. I'm just a girl 201 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:14,415 with an invention bag, taking it one day at a time. 202 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:16,125 Okay. Photoshoot. 203 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,707 Want one where Chris Hemsworth is checking you out? 204 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,290 Nah. Get in here. Let's do one together. 205 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:25,999 You wanna be in a picture with me? 206 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,290 Yeah. Come on. It'll be fun. 207 00:09:27,291 --> 00:09:29,249 Throw on a jacket. I brought some spares. 208 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:32,415 Only a rookie does a photoshoot without multiple looks. 209 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:34,415 This is the first time Rachel's ever wanted 210 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,333 to spend time with me. 211 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,624 (gasps) This is a good one. 212 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,458 I'm tagging it "snow sistas." 213 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:49,415 She even tagged me. 214 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:51,416 And this time, it wasn't "nerd alert." 215 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:57,457 She's sound asleep. 216 00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:59,457 The joke's on her for wanting to watch something educational. 217 00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,625 Now we can watch our movie. 218 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,415 Her grip's like iron. 219 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:11,082 Yeah. She works out her right claw just for moments like this. 220 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,415 No worries. Got a back-up plan. 221 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:16,582 The shaving cream in the hand trick. 222 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,625 Yes. Go with the classics. 223 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,874 Look who's got the remote now. 224 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:35,290 Hey, Daphne, you got a little something on your... 225 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:36,999 everywhere. 226 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,707 Laugh now, because very, very soon, 227 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,583 you won't be. 228 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,583 X marks the spot. 229 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,707 I can't wait to see what Daphne does for revenge. 230 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,249 I bet she puts vinegar in their mouthwash. 231 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,165 No. They'll be expecting that. 232 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:06,082 I'm saying pail of water over the door. 233 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,082 No. Too soft. Pail of rocks. 234 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,415 Okay. You're on. Twenty bucks. 235 00:11:11,416 --> 00:11:14,207 Our kids are really entertaining when we don't live with them. 236 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:17,083 Let's see what's on the Lewie and Beast network. 237 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,333 Don't sumo wrestle in the house. 238 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,250 (both grunting) 239 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:29,124 SUZY: Wow! 240 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:32,624 They're already up to number 14 on the Diaz Don'ts. 241 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,707 - Are those my good ties? - Not anymore. 242 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,250 Let's mess with these guys. 243 00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:44,500 ( phone ringing, boys grunting loudly ) 244 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,374 - Hello. - SUZY: Hey, guys. 245 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:58,332 Just checking in. What are you up to? 246 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,624 - We're reading. - And discussing. 247 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,582 Good to hear. 248 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:05,832 Hey, by the way, I think I left a five-dollar bill 249 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,583 on the floor of your room. 250 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,957 Never mind. 251 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,374 Here it is in my pocket. 252 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,415 Listen, I forgot to tell you something. 253 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,332 Don't eat the kale salad that's in the fridge. 254 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,833 Okay? Bye. 255 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,290 We just got another "don't" to do. 256 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,208 To the kitchen. 257 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,375 They're gonna get more vitamins than they've had all year. 258 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,457 So Mt. Harley still open for business? 259 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:49,415 Yeah. Rachel and I are just chillin' in the snow. 260 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,457 No bigs. 261 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,624 You're hanging out with Rachel? Did she lose a bet? 262 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,165 No. It's not like that other time. 263 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,958 She even posted a photo of us. 264 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,624 Hey, how'd you get the remote from Daphne? 265 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:02,874 We pranked it out of her. 266 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,082 Are you out of your mind? 267 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,082 You never take something from Daphne 268 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,250 without her permission. 269 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,999 What? 270 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,708 It's just one fry. 271 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,291 (plate shatters) 272 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,458 Good luck. You're gonna need it. 273 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:28,416 ( bowling pins clatter, people screaming ) 274 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,875 That's them. 275 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:42,083 Don't go to sleep. 276 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:47,375 We've made a terrible, terrible mistake. 277 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,875 Hey, I got the... 278 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,708 Oh. Cuff's here. 279 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,082 I didn't know anybody was coming over. 280 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,207 Oh... (laughs) 281 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,249 I wouldn't have a party without my bae. 282 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,332 I thought we were taking saucer selfies. 283 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,874 Snow saucers? 284 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,708 That's like a snowmobile for your butt! 285 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,207 New plan. I'm posting pictures 286 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,707 of my rockin' snow party 287 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,582 that those girls weren't invited to. 288 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,457 Phoebe and Zia are gonna be crying in their Costa Rican whatever. 289 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,165 But don't they think you're in Australia? 290 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,457 You uploaded our selfie. 291 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:23,749 Luckily, I didn't. 292 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,582 I noticed one of my eyes was squinty, 293 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,333 so I deleted it. 294 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:39,124 Locked and secured. 295 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,957 Okay, I think we're good. 296 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,374 I don't see how Daphne could get in here. 297 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,582 This is way scarier than watching heads roll down a bowling alley. 298 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,832 Oh, yeah. 299 00:14:46,833 --> 00:14:48,582 (both laughing) 300 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,874 I am so glad we blew off our reservation. 301 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,874 Look how scared they are. 302 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,207 I really like tonight's lineup on the bad decision channel. 303 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,999 It's time to lob in a Dad grenade. 304 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,832 The best part about this show... 305 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,207 it's interactive. 306 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,250 (phone rings) 307 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,415 - Hello. - Hey, it's Dad. 308 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,374 - I just wanna make sure Daphne's in bed. - Oh, yeah. 309 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,374 She's all tucked in and dreaming of... 310 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,582 lollipops and puppy dogs. 311 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,499 Great. 312 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,249 Because I just remembered I left out some Incredi-Glue. 313 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,332 She could really get in some trouble with that. 314 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,582 (laughs) 315 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,582 But if she's in bed, 316 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,415 it's all good. Bye now. 317 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,582 Daphne is armed. 318 00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,749 She's got Incredi-Glue. 319 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,457 Um... 320 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,290 let's flip this mattress up against the door. 321 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,416 Come on. 322 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,290 Oh, this is fun. 323 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,458 We should get out of the house more often. 324 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,582 Ugh. This is really bad. 325 00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,999 My mouth tastes gross. 326 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,290 But I think my eyesight is better. 327 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,582 It's getting late. 328 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,582 We're never gonna get through this list. 329 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,832 We're still on the first page. 330 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,624 We better jump straight to the top. 331 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,290 Numero uno. 332 00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,624 The biggest "don't" there is. 333 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,374 BOTH: Don't take a pudding bath. 334 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,875 This is going to be glorious. 335 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,750 We are so over this party, Chris. 336 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,749 - Hey, Harley. - Yeah? 337 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,874 Can you hook us up with a little more snow? 338 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,125 Sure. 339 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,457 (screaming) 340 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,499 Oops. 341 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,457 Sudden flurry. Sorry. 342 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,332 Whoa. Your sister just shot you with snow. 343 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,624 I can see that, Cuff. 344 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,999 Actually, I can't. 345 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,749 Rachel might be cold, 346 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,625 but I'm colder. 347 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,624 I'm glad she can sleep so soundly. 348 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:06,249 I was tossing and turning all night 349 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,374 with that knife in my back. 350 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,500 (squishy sounds) 351 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,499 More cream, my good man? 352 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,333 Don't mind if I do. 353 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,165 Hey, Georgie. 354 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,624 Wake up. 355 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,582 It looks like we dodged Daphne and her death posse. 356 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,375 What a relief. 357 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,207 Your eyebrows. 358 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:49,290 They're gone. 359 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,165 What?! Daphne. 360 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,874 Is it noticeable? 361 00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,166 Only when you look at you. 362 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,250 Phew! Still have mine. 363 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,290 Well-played. 364 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,291 Is it possible I could have one of yours? 365 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,250 (shrieking) 366 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,874 What is the big... 367 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,583 (shrieks) 368 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,875 How great is this? 369 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,833 Looks like somebody's had a visit from the eyebrow fairy. 370 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,416 Ironic. She's making an angel. 371 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,582 Tom, wake up. 372 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,207 There's some kind of glitch with the tablet. 373 00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,874 Look at this. The camera in the living room 374 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,415 is completely white. 375 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:54,290 What are we going to do? 376 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:56,124 I don't know. I'm starting to panic. 377 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,874 You are? It's hard to tell without the eyebrows. 378 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,290 How did all this snow get in here? 379 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:01,582 The snow machine! 380 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,374 Why isn't it melting in here? 381 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,374 That's on us. Number 21. 382 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,457 Don't blast the air conditioning. 383 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,457 (phone ringing) 384 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,957 (all chattering) 385 00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:15,707 Everybody quiet! It's Mom and Dad! 386 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,749 (phone rings) 387 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,374 Hi, Mom. 388 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,957 Hey, Harley. 389 00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,374 How's everyone there? 390 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,582 Oh, you know. 391 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:25,999 Same old same old. 392 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,707 Great. Well, just wanted to let you know 393 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,624 we're coming home early. 394 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:34,249 - Perfect. - We're on our way. 395 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,332 See you in a few. They're on their way. 396 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:40,125 All right, everyone, you know what to do. Hide! 397 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,582 You know what? 398 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,124 We're never going to clean this up in time. 399 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,457 Call 'em back and warn them what they're coming home to. 400 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,207 This isn't my fault. 401 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,457 You're the one who built the snow machine. You call. 402 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,207 No way. You're the one who left it on all night. 403 00:19:57,208 --> 00:20:00,874 This is your thing. I figured you'd take care of it. 404 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:03,707 It was your idea to have the party. 405 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,874 It was your idea to convince Mom and Dad 406 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,749 to leave me in charge. I never said I could do it. 407 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,707 You're right. 408 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,082 I stuck my neck out. 409 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,999 You never stick your neck out for anyone. 410 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:19,249 I let you use my snow machine, and what did you do? 411 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,290 Had a party and didn't even invite me. 412 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,165 I didn't think you would want to hang out with my friends. 413 00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,999 I don't care about them. 414 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,707 I wanted to hang out with you. 415 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,415 I mean, for the first time in forever, 416 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:35,207 we were actually having fun. 417 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,415 You acted like you liked me. 418 00:20:37,416 --> 00:20:39,415 Of course I like you. 419 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,999 You sure don't show it. 420 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,999 I shouldn't have to. 421 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,249 We're sisters. 422 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,124 We're family. 423 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,124 Those are the people you don't have to be nice to. 424 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,500 You just know they love you, and you love them back. 425 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,207 No one's calling Mom and Dad, 426 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,999 and no one is going down for this crime, 427 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,082 because there's still time to fix it before they get back. 428 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,999 Everyone here now! 429 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,249 Ethan and Georgie, upstairs. 430 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,832 Lewie and Beast, bathroom. 431 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,374 Harley and Daphne, get started on the snow. 432 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,999 (all complaining) 433 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,124 Anyone who doesn't get moving now 434 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,874 is going to answer to me. 435 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,332 Just when I need it most, 436 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,582 Rachel's stepping up and being responsible. 437 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,249 When a regular person might say sorry, 438 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,165 Rachel says... 439 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,500 Move, move, move! 440 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,874 Looks a little bit like a squirrel's tail, 441 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,458 but I can work with that. 442 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,832 With seven kids home alone, 443 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:53,290 there might be seven times the chance for trouble. 444 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,374 But it also means that the clean-up can happen 445 00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,290 seven times as fast. 446 00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,375 ♪ ♪ 447 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,874 Mom and Dad will never know. 448 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,832 Good. 449 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:09,374 Because I want them to go away again. 450 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,999 By the way, 451 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,290 the picture of you and me got 71 likes. 452 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,249 You posted a photo of us? 453 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,582 Yeah. I tagged it "sister squad." 454 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:19,290 We look cute. 455 00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,083 Cool. 456 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:27,333 Hey, it's more of me than she's ever posted before. 457 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,957 Hi, everyone. We're back! 458 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:35,707 (kids clamoring) 459 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,374 Wow, this place looks great. 460 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,374 It really does. 461 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,124 Looks even better than when we left. 462 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:43,374 This was all Rachel. 463 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:45,290 Harley helped a little, too. 464 00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,249 I gotta say, I'm really proud of you guys. 465 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:51,125 {\an8}Uh, Tom, come here for a sec. 466 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:56,499 {\an8}Okay, what went on here while we were gone? 467 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,583 {\an8}♪ ♪ 468 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:12,375 {\an8}Number 48: Don't have a snowball fight in the house.