1 00:00:46,861 --> 00:00:53,016 Buongiorno. You have reached Pope John Paul ll. 2 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:57,423 l can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave... 3 00:00:57,505 --> 00:01:01,589 your name and a number after the sound of the beep... 4 00:01:01,676 --> 00:01:09,640 l'll get back to you as soon as heavenly possible. 5 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:13,331 Remember, please wait for the beep. 6 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:16,275 Here she comes. 7 00:01:16,357 --> 00:01:19,281 Hello, Marcello? This is Phoebe. l've been walking the streets... 8 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,284 trying to figure out exactly what l want to say... 9 00:01:22,363 --> 00:01:24,285 and l finally figured out what l do want to say... 10 00:01:24,365 --> 00:01:26,947 so l'll just say it the way l figured it out, OK? 11 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:30,925 l'm here in Rome. l spent every cent l had to get here... 12 00:01:31,005 --> 00:01:32,859 so we could spend the rest of our lives together. 13 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,919 Does that ring a bell, Marcello? 14 00:01:35,009 --> 00:01:36,931 Honest to God, l really thought you were different. 15 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:39,627 When you said you loved me that night by the pool... 16 00:01:39,714 --> 00:01:41,295 l believed you. 17 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:43,929 l actually believe people when they say things like that. 18 00:01:44,018 --> 00:01:46,873 Yep, l bought it! Old Phoebe gets burned again... 19 00:01:46,954 --> 00:01:50,606 but what else is new? So, hey, l'm rambling, and... 20 00:01:55,629 --> 00:01:58,245 l'm having a bad day. 21 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:04,626 Hey! That's my lunch! 22 00:02:04,705 --> 00:02:08,960 Oh, God! Ruined a perfectly good bun! 23 00:03:08,669 --> 00:03:13,618 l have nothing more to give! l'm sorry. 24 00:03:54,782 --> 00:03:56,329 l remember the day you signed me. 25 00:03:56,417 --> 00:03:58,578 You said l'd be the next Al Pacino. 26 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,043 But if you don't land me a job... 27 00:04:01,121 --> 00:04:02,543 before my next rent check is due, l'm in serious trouble. 28 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:13,157 l think you should find another agent... l'm sorry, Julian. 29 00:04:13,234 --> 00:04:14,587 l should be the one to apologize. 30 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:16,590 You know me. l'm a chronic whiner. 31 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,456 lt's like a hobby with me. You know that. 32 00:04:18,539 --> 00:04:21,360 Good-bye, Julian. l wish you the best. 33 00:04:21,442 --> 00:04:25,742 You're making a big mistake, Carla. 34 00:04:25,746 --> 00:04:28,704 l'll tell you what, honey. l'll give you the whole weekend. 35 00:04:28,782 --> 00:04:31,262 Think about it. l'll call you Monday, all right? 36 00:04:31,352 --> 00:04:34,503 lf they haven't disconnected my phone by then. 37 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:38,179 What am l, sitting on a Milk Bone now? 38 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:39,681 Will you get outta here? 39 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,808 Does somebody own this thing, or what? 40 00:05:08,355 --> 00:05:12,644 At least when l get back home, l can do summer stock... 41 00:05:12,726 --> 00:05:15,149 a road show... maybe Cats again. Ever see that? 42 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:23,295 You would love that. You know you're a very good listener? 43 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:28,763 Why can't you be a woman? Whoa! Look at you! 44 00:05:28,842 --> 00:05:34,462 Your mommy must be very loaded, huh? Yo! Monte Carlo! 45 00:05:34,548 --> 00:05:38,871 There she is. l've been looking all over for you. 46 00:05:38,953 --> 00:05:41,911 - Scusi, signore Mio cane. - This is your dog? 47 00:05:42,156 --> 00:05:44,511 - Oh. You're American. - Julian Peters. 48 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:46,513 - Phoebe. - Phoebe what? 49 00:05:46,593 --> 00:05:48,549 - Phoebe. Just Phoebe. - Just Phoebe? 50 00:05:48,662 --> 00:05:52,280 - Like what, just Cher? - Just Phoebe, like... 51 00:05:52,366 --> 00:05:55,881 ''l don't want you to know the rest of my name'' just Phoebe. 52 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:57,619 Could l please have the dog? 53 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,559 ''Just Phoebe, '' l don't think she's your dog. 54 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:00,891 - She is mine. - She can't be. 55 00:06:00,975 --> 00:06:03,432 - Why would you say that? - She's a he. 56 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:06,832 So l made a mistake. Look... 57 00:06:06,947 --> 00:06:09,427 the dog is lost, and it's my aunt's... 58 00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:12,804 and l'm returning the dog to her. 59 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:15,810 So could l please have the damn dog? 60 00:06:15,889 --> 00:06:20,474 - Uh-huh. Got a minute? - No. 61 00:06:20,561 --> 00:06:23,416 Come on, have a seat. l'll buy you something. 62 00:06:23,497 --> 00:06:25,385 Want some water? You like bubbles? 63 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:27,855 l'll get you mineral water or something. 64 00:06:27,868 --> 00:06:31,190 You know, l'm an actor. 65 00:06:31,271 --> 00:06:33,660 And l study, you know, human behavior. 66 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:38,189 And l smell money here. Monte Carlo money. 67 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:44,831 - l smell big reward. - What do you want? 68 00:06:44,918 --> 00:06:47,204 50-50. 69 00:06:49,356 --> 00:06:52,280 70-30, but on the condition you don't speak to me once... 70 00:06:52,359 --> 00:06:53,712 during the entire trip. 71 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,352 70-30 is hardly worth my time. 72 00:06:55,362 --> 00:06:57,694 l'm in show business. l make that in an hour. 73 00:06:57,698 --> 00:06:59,518 60-40, you got a deal. 74 00:06:59,533 --> 00:07:02,616 How come your eyes are so red? Have you been crying? 75 00:07:02,703 --> 00:07:05,957 - A guy? You involved? - 65-35, and l up my end... 76 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:09,362 every time you open your mouth. 77 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,239 Yes! Red! Odd! Yes! Marilyn, l'm hot. 78 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:22,368 l'm up 16 million bucks. 79 00:07:22,489 --> 00:07:26,414 Every minute we're not in Monte Carlo, we're losing a fortune. 80 00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:28,882 Boy, if the casino knew l had this system... 81 00:07:28,962 --> 00:07:31,522 they'd hire hit men to stop me. 82 00:07:31,532 --> 00:07:34,683 Why would someone sell you a foolproof system for $3.00? 83 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:36,554 $2.00. l talked the guy down, remember? 84 00:07:36,637 --> 00:07:38,650 lf it's so great, why didn't he use it himself? 85 00:07:38,739 --> 00:07:42,254 Marilyn, l told you, he was barred from the casino. 86 00:07:42,342 --> 00:07:44,355 The man was a mathematician. 87 00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:47,300 Neil, he was counting on his fingers. 88 00:07:47,381 --> 00:07:50,703 That was the liquor. We caught him at a bad moment. 89 00:07:50,784 --> 00:07:53,639 Don't second-guess me, Marilyn. You're out of your league. 90 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,699 l see an opportunity, l go for it. 91 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:56,903 What difference does it make? 92 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:59,379 l could've bought it off a horse. The system works. 93 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:05,797 There is no system for roulette. None. Believe me. 94 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:16,030 The only way to win in a casino is not to gamble. 95 00:08:17,878 --> 00:08:22,065 Forgive me. My name is Morosco, Augie Morosco... 96 00:08:22,316 --> 00:08:24,830 and l've been a gambler my entire life. 97 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:27,842 l used to own 3 restaurants in New York. 98 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,708 l lost them all at roulette. 99 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:34,443 Then l went to Gamblers Anonymous... 100 00:08:34,528 --> 00:08:36,519 and discovered gambling was a disease. 101 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:39,818 - Thankfully, they cured me. - lf you're not a gambler... 102 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,583 how come you're on a train to Monte Carlo? 103 00:08:41,668 --> 00:08:45,593 My wife is there on holidays. She got me back in the business. 104 00:08:45,672 --> 00:08:49,324 - Extremely wealthy. - So you married for money? 105 00:08:49,409 --> 00:08:53,425 l did no such thing. l married for lots of money. 106 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:59,806 Enjoy your stay in Monte Carlo. Think about what l said. 107 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:07,055 You've got your health, a lovely woman. Don't gamble. 108 00:09:07,127 --> 00:09:10,915 Come. You're a cute little guy, yes. 109 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:16,789 - Up you go, there you go. - What a charming guy. 110 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:23,829 - Good evening. - Good evening. 111 00:09:26,947 --> 00:09:29,427 Excuse me! That's my dog! 112 00:09:29,516 --> 00:09:31,939 What are you doing with my dog? 113 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:34,943 You must be mistaken. This is my dog. 114 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:37,536 No, you're mistaken. l found this dog this morning in Rome. 115 00:09:37,624 --> 00:09:39,876 l bought him an hour ago in the club car. 116 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,520 No, wait! That's impossible. Who'd you buy him from? 117 00:09:42,529 --> 00:09:45,009 Some American. Now, if you'll excuse me... 118 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:46,611 we'll be arriving soon in Ventimiglia... 119 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,748 and l haven't completed my toilette. 120 00:09:50,537 --> 00:09:52,823 So, what else? 121 00:09:52,906 --> 00:09:55,830 Hey, you might have seen me in Godfather. 122 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:59,356 Major motion picture. Granted, it was a small part... 123 00:09:59,446 --> 00:10:00,731 but l got very good notices. 124 00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:02,998 You sold the dog? 125 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,371 l not only sold the dog-- excuse me, darlin'-- 126 00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:10,378 l not only sold the dog, but l got $6,000. 127 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:12,811 That's $1,000 more than the woman who owns him would pay. 128 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:14,009 You would've done the same thing. 129 00:10:14,094 --> 00:10:17,074 No, Julian, l wouldn't have. He's not ours to sell. 130 00:10:17,164 --> 00:10:19,052 We promised that woman we'd return her dog! 131 00:10:19,132 --> 00:10:22,556 l don't believe in making promises l can't keep. 132 00:10:22,636 --> 00:10:24,058 l don't see my name on that check. 133 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,925 Who should he make it out to, ''Julian Peters and Phoebe''? 134 00:10:28,008 --> 00:10:29,088 What are we, a trapeze act? 135 00:10:29,176 --> 00:10:30,962 l was going to share the money with you. 136 00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:32,557 Yeah, right. 137 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,629 Yes! This is the man. 138 00:10:38,719 --> 00:10:40,641 Here's your check. Sorry for the confusion. 139 00:10:40,721 --> 00:10:41,904 Oh, there's no confusion. 140 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,672 l don't want the check. l want the dog. 141 00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:47,079 You can buy 10 dogs for that price. Why this one? 142 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:49,617 My wife has a female of this breed. 143 00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:53,120 She was looking for a male. Apparently, l won't do. 144 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,681 Mister, l need this dog. Please take your check back. 145 00:10:56,770 --> 00:10:58,886 l'm sorry. A deal is a deal. 146 00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:01,930 Besides, l already promised the dog he'd get laid. 147 00:11:03,477 --> 00:11:06,628 Customs. Whose dog is this? 148 00:11:06,713 --> 00:11:08,066 - Mine. - lt's ours. 149 00:11:08,148 --> 00:11:11,072 As you can see, sir, the dog belongs to me. 150 00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:13,904 Do you have the dog's papers? 151 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:15,204 Papers? 152 00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:18,042 lf you don't have papers, you must leave the train... 153 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:21,049 and have the dog examined by a veterinary authority. 154 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,447 lt's their dog. 155 00:11:22,529 --> 00:11:24,042 l was just letting him lick me. 156 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:27,988 - Good night. - Get your luggage, please. 157 00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:31,549 Get the bags. Yoo-hoo, signore! 158 00:11:31,638 --> 00:11:33,185 l'm still interested in the dog. 159 00:11:33,273 --> 00:11:35,787 Would you excuse me? l'm being kicked off this train. 160 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,265 l'd like to ask the conductor to slow down. 161 00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:41,793 lf the owner should have a change of heart... 162 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,463 come to me in Monte Carlo. 163 00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:45,905 l'll take the dog off your hands. 164 00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:50,935 Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris. 165 00:11:51,024 --> 00:11:52,241 Thank you. 166 00:11:58,332 --> 00:12:02,655 Madame Van Dougen? This is Julian Peters again. 167 00:12:02,736 --> 00:12:04,727 No, we just got held up... 168 00:12:04,738 --> 00:12:07,696 because we had to have a veterinarian examine him... 169 00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:09,526 because we didn't have his papers. 170 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:16,640 A veterinarian, uh, to ex-- a doctor de puppy. 171 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:19,504 Right, so we can cross the border. 172 00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:22,100 No, he's in perfect health, he really is. 173 00:12:22,189 --> 00:12:25,875 Of course he's here. No, he's at a cafe. 174 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:29,281 You want to talk to him? All right, sure. 175 00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:31,979 Hang on. Nice life. 176 00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:39,517 You hear that? He lit up at the sound of your voice. 177 00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:44,157 Listen, we missed the last train, so we have to take a bus. 178 00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:49,102 A bussor Busteer Busseer The bus, right. 179 00:12:49,182 --> 00:12:51,696 So we'll be there in a while, about 1:00. 180 00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:55,039 We can come over, but isn't that a little late for-- 181 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:59,604 Madame Van Dougen? Are you sick? 182 00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:02,548 ls she having sex now? 183 00:13:02,629 --> 00:13:04,915 Are you OK? 184 00:13:04,998 --> 00:13:07,319 Can you just talk a little slower? 185 00:13:07,401 --> 00:13:08,857 l'm having trouble understanding. 186 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:11,358 Madame Van Dougen? Hello? 187 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:35,177 Neil, you're missing this! lt's so beautiful! 188 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:38,880 - lt's so romantic... - Romantic, right. 189 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,648 Look, honey, you're going to take forever. 190 00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:42,281 Why don't you just meet me in the casino? 191 00:13:42,369 --> 00:13:44,325 l'll only be a couple of minutes. 192 00:13:44,404 --> 00:13:47,589 Marilyn, don't torture me. You make me sit here... 193 00:13:47,674 --> 00:13:50,290 while you figure out what you're gonna wear! 194 00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:52,925 Come on, l'm itching to hit the tables! 195 00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:54,867 Neil, is that our trip money? 196 00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:57,906 l'm not leaving $5,000 in cash in a hotel room. 197 00:13:57,984 --> 00:14:00,737 We're in Europe. These people rob you blind. 198 00:14:00,821 --> 00:14:04,302 Neil, promise me you won't gamble with our trip money. 199 00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:09,078 - l promise, l promise! - OK! 200 00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:13,912 Like l'm going to blow $5,000 gambling. 201 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,925 Like l'm some kind of idiot or something. 202 00:14:17,938 --> 00:14:20,259 l'm thinking about wearing the Versace sample-- 203 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:23,229 the black one with the sequins? 204 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,859 Dream on, Mare. Maybe 5 years ago, huh? 205 00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:36,437 - Don't forget to hide-- - The garment bag under the bed. 206 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:39,272 And don't let the hangers stick out this time, all right? 207 00:14:39,359 --> 00:14:41,816 And listen, don't order more of that bottled water... 208 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:46,013 at 14 bucks a pop. You can drink out of the tap. 209 00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:51,787 Have l since the day you met me ever done anything right? 210 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:56,127 Of course, doll. You married me. 211 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:03,669 Thank you, Neil. You're always so supportive, so giving. 212 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,004 Baby... wish me luck. 213 00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:43,035 Merci. 214 00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:45,102 700,000, please. 215 00:15:45,191 --> 00:15:46,442 Monsieur. 216 00:15:48,495 --> 00:15:50,508 Thank you. 217 00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:59,221 - 50 francs. - 50? 218 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:03,254 l'll have to get the smaller markers. 219 00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:05,732 They use them in the children's casino. 220 00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:11,239 - Just give me the markers. - 50. 221 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,277 Wait, you made a mistake. l said 5,000. 222 00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:18,836 - Francs? - Dollars. U.S. Dollars. 223 00:16:18,925 --> 00:16:23,009 The guy thought l said 50 francs. 224 00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:28,181 - Are you finnish? - No. Are you Swedish? 225 00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:36,972 Am l finished? l've just begun! Am l finished? No way, big boy! 226 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,854 - Cigarette? - No, thanks, l don't smoke. 227 00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:07,384 lt is a weakness, l know. For me, one of many... 228 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:10,966 l'm afraid, not the least of which is a beautiful woman... 229 00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:14,401 - such as yourself. - Thank you. l'm married. 230 00:17:14,514 --> 00:17:16,266 lnteresting--the married woman. 231 00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:19,034 One of life's misunderstood creatures... 232 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:22,077 to whom no man is truly worthy. 233 00:17:22,155 --> 00:17:26,046 Peron de la Pena at your service, madame. 234 00:17:26,126 --> 00:17:28,447 l think l'd better find my husband. 235 00:17:28,528 --> 00:17:30,314 You may call me Alfonso. 236 00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:35,926 The ugly American is betting on red! 237 00:17:35,935 --> 00:17:38,517 Red, baby! Red, baby! Red, red, red. 238 00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:44,898 Rouge. 239 00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:47,958 Yes! l love it, l love it, l love it. 240 00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:52,235 Bring it over here. Come on. Hey, l won it! 241 00:17:52,318 --> 00:17:53,569 l just want to make sure because l'm American. 242 00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,507 l know you hate Americans, but just remember... 243 00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:57,977 if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now! 244 00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,275 - So gimme my chips! - Martini? 245 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:03,375 - Yes! Martini, yes. - That's 100 bucks, buddy. 246 00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:05,886 That's a damn good tip for a martini, huh? 247 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,318 All right, we're cooking now. 248 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,254 Thank you, sir. This is for you, my dear. 249 00:18:09,335 --> 00:18:11,383 Get a t-shirt for those, will you? 250 00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:13,393 Let's see, what's in my system? 251 00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:15,122 Hey! Keep your face out of my system. 252 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,563 This cost me a fortune. Oh, boy, Marilyn... 253 00:18:17,644 --> 00:18:20,602 - This is working like a charm. - Hello, Neil. 254 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,897 Voulez-vous miser, monsieur? 255 00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:27,499 Yes, l'm betting on black. American on black. 256 00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:29,066 Well, what do you think? 257 00:18:29,155 --> 00:18:30,941 lt's not you, honey. lt's not you, that's all. 258 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:32,002 But that's what l like about it. 259 00:18:32,092 --> 00:18:34,640 Honey, you're hanging out all over the place! 260 00:18:34,728 --> 00:18:35,717 You're going to catch something. 261 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:37,242 - What? - Rouge. 262 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:42,620 Rouge? Rats! Honey, l knew you'd do that to me. 263 00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:45,318 Don't hang around, OK? You're jinxing me. 264 00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:48,021 The look is jinxing me. That thing's jinxing me. 265 00:18:48,141 --> 00:18:50,257 Go, go. Will you go? Go play the slots. 266 00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:52,231 Get a drink or something. Have fun. 267 00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:54,268 This is Monte Carlo! Come on, it's a gambling place. 268 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:55,894 Change your clothes! Put a t-shirt on! 269 00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:58,233 Do you see the way she was hanging out... 270 00:18:58,318 --> 00:18:59,933 all over the place? Black, black, black! 271 00:19:00,019 --> 00:19:04,171 The married woman. One of life's misunderstood creatures... 272 00:19:04,257 --> 00:19:06,339 to whom no man is truly worthy. 273 00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:08,940 - Do you like to gamble? - Yes. 274 00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,245 Do you have cash? 275 00:19:24,677 --> 00:19:28,625 ll ne va plus. 276 00:19:28,715 --> 00:19:32,663 Dix-Sept Noir. Un tellement. 277 00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:36,108 lt's merely a game of chance. 278 00:19:36,189 --> 00:19:39,408 One gambles for the sake of gambling. 279 00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,750 - You pick a number. - Me? 280 00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:46,716 - You. - l don't know, l never did. 281 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,314 - Of course, l'll lose anyway. - Really? 282 00:19:49,435 --> 00:19:50,754 - You can do me no harm. - You sure? 283 00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:55,759 - Really, l'm sure. - OK. 13. 284 00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:57,362 - 13? - lt's no good? 285 00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:02,062 Oh, no. 13 is fine! Lucky 13. 286 00:20:05,285 --> 00:20:08,243 - You are American. - Yes. New Jersey. 287 00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:11,074 - Oh, l'm so sorry. - lt's really not that bad. 288 00:20:11,157 --> 00:20:15,344 No, l mean l am sorry l have not introduced myself. 289 00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:19,012 l am Hercules Popodopoulos. From Athens. 290 00:20:19,098 --> 00:20:21,020 Marilyn Schwary. From Newark. 291 00:20:23,703 --> 00:20:27,355 - Treize Noir. - Fantastic! We win! 292 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:28,690 l won! 293 00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:41,201 2,000 francs? 294 00:20:41,287 --> 00:20:43,437 l'm sorry. ls the amount not adequate? 295 00:20:43,523 --> 00:20:45,206 What, are you planning on bringing friends? 296 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:48,510 Listen, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece... 297 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,712 but l'm no hooker, l'm a housewife. We do it for free! 298 00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,584 But, madame. Cherie, please. 299 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,248 This is your share of the winnings. 300 00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:59,692 lt is customary. l win... you benefit. 301 00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:10,242 Look, you must risk this marker on a turn of the wheel. Please? 302 00:21:10,316 --> 00:21:12,272 Please. 303 00:21:18,558 --> 00:21:19,843 Monsieur, faites un jeux. 304 00:21:20,093 --> 00:21:26,180 - 13. - 13? 305 00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:39,401 Rien ne va plus. Treize Noir. 306 00:21:39,479 --> 00:21:42,733 Extraordinary! Again! l don't believe it! 307 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,295 Nothing like this has ever happened to me! 308 00:21:45,385 --> 00:21:47,740 - You now have 70,000 francs. - ln dollars. 309 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:49,378 That is 14,000 American dollars. 310 00:21:49,389 --> 00:21:50,742 $14,000? 311 00:21:50,823 --> 00:21:56,887 - Monsieur, faites vos jeux. - Madame, the table waits. 312 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:03,313 And if l bet it all on 13 again, l'll have... 313 00:22:03,403 --> 00:22:06,827 - Half a million dollars. - Half a million dollars! 314 00:22:06,906 --> 00:22:08,589 Or nothing. 315 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,723 Monsieur, faites vos jeux. 316 00:22:12,812 --> 00:22:16,236 l can't. 317 00:22:16,316 --> 00:22:20,764 At the gaming table, as in life... 318 00:22:20,853 --> 00:22:23,674 risking all takes great courage. 319 00:22:29,362 --> 00:22:32,809 l'm going to shoot the works on 13. 320 00:22:32,899 --> 00:22:35,220 Madame, l admire your insouciance. 321 00:22:35,301 --> 00:22:37,383 lt's the dress. lt shows everything. 322 00:23:15,341 --> 00:23:19,664 l'm starving. lf l had a barbecue, l'd eat the dog. 323 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:22,260 ls that supposed to be funny? 324 00:23:22,348 --> 00:23:26,500 Oh! You're listening! You know, that's the first time... 325 00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:30,204 she actually spoke to me since we crossed the border? 326 00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:42,289 OK, look... let's call a truce. What do you say? 327 00:23:45,338 --> 00:23:48,694 OK, how's this for an idea-- we get the reward money... 328 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:51,699 we come back here, l'll buy us a lovely dinner... 329 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:53,336 a little champagne-- 330 00:23:53,346 --> 00:23:56,565 Look, don't waste my time. 331 00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:59,300 There's absolutely no chance l'd get involved with you. 332 00:23:59,385 --> 00:24:01,239 lt's beyond out of the question. 333 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,676 This is a business deal. Let's stick to business. 334 00:24:05,992 --> 00:24:07,914 Who said anything about getting involved? 335 00:24:07,994 --> 00:24:09,780 Sweetheart, l got news for you. 336 00:24:09,862 --> 00:24:12,285 l'm hot as a pistol, and the last thing l need... 337 00:24:12,365 --> 00:24:14,651 is to be seen with a woman wearing tights from Chernobyl. 338 00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:18,852 - Do you ever shut up? - Oh, what a wit. 339 00:24:19,939 --> 00:24:21,452 Rien ne va plus. 340 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:27,002 What do l have to do to get a drink in this place? 341 00:24:27,013 --> 00:24:30,267 Fart the French national anthem? 342 00:24:30,349 --> 00:24:34,968 Black, baby. lt's got to be black. Black, baby, come on. 343 00:24:35,054 --> 00:24:36,635 Vingt-trois, rouge. 344 00:24:36,756 --> 00:24:40,305 Rouge! Wait! Somebody moved my bet. 345 00:24:40,393 --> 00:24:41,508 l distinctly remember betting on red! 346 00:24:41,594 --> 00:24:42,583 Monsieur. 347 00:24:42,595 --> 00:24:43,641 - What? - Sir! 348 00:24:43,729 --> 00:24:46,448 Please lower your voice. You're in Monte Carlo. 349 00:24:46,532 --> 00:24:48,648 - l know where l am. - 10,000 each. 350 00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:49,883 Rollin', rollin'... 351 00:24:52,305 --> 00:24:53,852 All right, what's happening here? 352 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:57,592 Morosco. Seize, rouge Seize, rouge! 353 00:24:57,677 --> 00:25:00,669 Aw, rouge, l love ya, rouge! 354 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,966 Hi. Remember me? l'm Neil Schwary. 355 00:25:03,049 --> 00:25:06,974 No! 36, 36, 3, and 4. A triangle! 356 00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:07,974 Get away from me. What are you doin' here? 357 00:25:08,087 --> 00:25:10,339 l was on the train. You had the dog. 358 00:25:10,423 --> 00:25:11,742 l had my wife. Remember? 359 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:13,439 No! Beat it! Where did it land? 360 00:25:13,526 --> 00:25:15,073 l'll take it! Leave it there! 361 00:25:15,328 --> 00:25:17,979 This my number! Buy a hat! There ya go! 362 00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:20,988 What's happening? Talk to me, folks! How am l doing? 363 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:23,991 - Hello! Woo-Hoo! - You won that? 364 00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:26,493 Oh, this is mine! This is my night! 365 00:25:26,572 --> 00:25:29,996 l'm rolling like a hunchback doing somersaults! 366 00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:33,000 - Yes! You're gambling! - Get away from me! 367 00:25:33,079 --> 00:25:34,592 What about Gamblers Anonymous? 368 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,571 l'm in the power of a force much greater than myself! 369 00:25:38,651 --> 00:25:42,041 Yes. l know that feeling. 370 00:25:44,557 --> 00:25:51,929 - 29! Splits. 100,000. - One hundred thou--please! 371 00:25:51,998 --> 00:25:54,978 - Please. l need your help. - Good-bye. 372 00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:56,420 Wait. Bet for me. 373 00:25:56,502 --> 00:25:57,685 l'll play the same numbers as you. 374 00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:00,694 - Good-bye! - l'm desperate! 375 00:26:00,773 --> 00:26:02,058 l'm compassionate. Give me your money. 376 00:26:02,175 --> 00:26:03,426 - l'm broke. - Bye. 377 00:26:03,509 --> 00:26:05,932 Wait! Lend me enough for the first bet. Please. 378 00:26:06,012 --> 00:26:07,798 l gambled away a fortune tonight. 379 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,632 l might have to sell my business. 380 00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:11,706 You know how that is. You've been there. Please! 381 00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:13,708 All right. Stop groveling. 382 00:26:13,719 --> 00:26:14,868 - l don't mind! - Stand up. 383 00:26:14,954 --> 00:26:16,808 You're a great man, Morosco. 384 00:26:16,889 --> 00:26:21,474 Tonight l'm going to make you a rich man, Neil Schwary. 385 00:26:21,561 --> 00:26:24,519 Yes! But first l must find the little boys' room. 386 00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:27,554 And lose precious time? Waiter! Bring this man a cup! 387 00:26:27,633 --> 00:26:29,919 - Uh-oh. - Who's that? 388 00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:34,154 - lt's my wife. - My condolences. 389 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:39,557 - Elena, darling. - Augie, what are you doing? 390 00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:42,967 l thought l'd just come to the casino and say hi to the staff. 391 00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:44,664 l thought maybe l'd lay down a little bet. 392 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,901 - 7 and 27 now! Yes! - You're incorrigible. 393 00:26:47,987 --> 00:26:50,171 You don't even come to the hotel. 394 00:26:50,423 --> 00:26:52,846 You get off the train and come directly here? 395 00:26:52,925 --> 00:26:57,077 No, Elena, you don't understand. l'm on a roll! Shoot the works! 396 00:26:57,163 --> 00:26:59,745 Yes! OK, l'm putting more on 7... 397 00:26:59,832 --> 00:27:03,450 Look at you--dirty, sweaty. You probably haven't eaten. 398 00:27:03,536 --> 00:27:07,051 Yes, l did! l ate a marker. Double the bet! 399 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:09,926 Double the bet! Yes! These are mine. 400 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,762 l don't know what to say to you anymore. 401 00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:14,426 l wait for you. You don't show up. 402 00:27:14,547 --> 00:27:15,900 Come to me, baby! 403 00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:18,064 l worry. l call the hospital, the police. 404 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:20,402 l say to myself, he can't be at the casino. 405 00:27:20,486 --> 00:27:26,482 - He promised me! - Come on! 7! Red! We win! 406 00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:29,210 - l can't believe it! - l've had enough. 407 00:27:29,462 --> 00:27:30,679 The gentleman's cup. 408 00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:32,719 Get a bigger cup! Don't insult the man! 409 00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:34,982 How do l compete with this addiction? 410 00:27:35,067 --> 00:27:38,992 - 500,000 francs! - 500,000 francs! 411 00:27:52,852 --> 00:27:56,071 Tonight we break the bank in Monte Carlo! 412 00:28:18,711 --> 00:28:24,069 - Try the gate. - Maybe she left it open for us? 413 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:26,072 That doesn't make any sense. 414 00:28:26,152 --> 00:28:29,633 Come on, she must have, like, a $50,000 security system here. 415 00:28:29,755 --> 00:28:33,111 l mean, she's going to leave the front gate open? 416 00:29:20,172 --> 00:29:21,685 Madame Van Dougen! 417 00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:39,974 lt's Julian Peters! And Phoebe. We brought your dog! 418 00:29:46,165 --> 00:29:47,678 Madame Van Dougen? 419 00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:50,691 Check out the side of the house. 420 00:29:50,770 --> 00:29:52,158 What, are you on crutches? 421 00:29:52,171 --> 00:29:53,991 Just check out the side of the house. 422 00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:03,135 l study acting 10 years... 423 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:05,831 and wind up as a whipping boy for She-Demon. 424 00:30:13,058 --> 00:30:16,846 Oh, this whole Europe thing is a mistake. 425 00:30:16,929 --> 00:30:19,716 l could be at a Yankee game now. 426 00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:23,018 lnstead, l'm checking out Freddy Krueger's villa. 427 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,721 Madame Van Dougen! 428 00:30:37,082 --> 00:30:39,698 All right. OK. 429 00:30:57,002 --> 00:30:58,185 Phoebe. 430 00:31:07,913 --> 00:31:08,993 Over here. 431 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:18,008 You could have at least left me a note. 432 00:31:18,090 --> 00:31:20,069 - There's a bracelet. - A what? 433 00:31:20,159 --> 00:31:22,013 - A bracelet. - Yeah? 434 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,325 lt is a bracelet. Very expensive bracelet. 435 00:31:30,336 --> 00:31:34,261 - Leave it. - Why? 436 00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:36,797 Because it doesn't belong to us. 437 00:31:36,876 --> 00:31:39,197 There could be a reward for this, too. 438 00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:40,929 This could be, like, a little cottage industry... 439 00:31:41,013 --> 00:31:42,935 returning shit to Madame Van Dougen. 440 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:50,012 - OK. Pull. - lt's stuck. 441 00:31:50,089 --> 00:31:51,340 Pull harder. 442 00:31:55,928 --> 00:31:56,940 ls that what l think it is? 443 00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:59,452 - lt's a hand. - A hand? What kind of hand? 444 00:31:59,532 --> 00:32:04,492 A hand attached to a dead body, that kind of hand. 445 00:32:04,503 --> 00:32:07,358 l've never seen a dead hand before! 446 00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:08,952 Get in line! 447 00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:13,959 l broke her fingers! 448 00:32:14,046 --> 00:32:15,832 Believe me, that's the least of our problems! 449 00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:19,703 - We gotta get out of here! - ls she dead? 450 00:32:19,785 --> 00:32:23,039 Come on! Now! 451 00:32:24,790 --> 00:32:27,145 Wait. My suitcase! 452 00:32:27,226 --> 00:32:29,740 Well, then get it, but hurry! 453 00:32:32,831 --> 00:32:34,719 My suitcase. 454 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,725 Oh, l'll go because l'm a man. 455 00:32:38,804 --> 00:32:41,159 Would you put a muzzle on that thing? 456 00:33:06,198 --> 00:33:08,120 ls this Versailles? 457 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:12,955 l, uh... without my glasses, l'm as blind as a bat... 458 00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:17,122 but, hey, you know, as long as you have your health. 459 00:33:21,213 --> 00:33:23,864 Where is it? Where's my suitcase? 460 00:33:23,949 --> 00:33:25,530 Just a couple of feet past the killer. 461 00:33:25,618 --> 00:33:27,973 What do you mean? The killer's here? 462 00:33:28,053 --> 00:33:31,307 His eyes and feet are. l'm assuming the rest. 463 00:33:34,226 --> 00:33:36,308 Oh, after you. 464 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,120 How much for the shoes? 465 00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:46,626 l am sorry, monsieur. Casino policy. 466 00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:49,460 We do not accept articles of clothing. 467 00:33:50,643 --> 00:33:54,966 - My heart! - My foot. 468 00:33:56,215 --> 00:33:58,900 Sir, could you get my tip back from that waiter? 469 00:33:58,984 --> 00:34:01,168 You seem like a nice guy. 470 00:34:01,253 --> 00:34:03,107 l lost everything! l cashed checks! 471 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:04,974 l drained my bank accounts! 472 00:34:05,057 --> 00:34:06,979 l told him the only way to win at the casino... 473 00:34:07,059 --> 00:34:08,139 is not to gamble. 474 00:34:08,227 --> 00:34:10,115 You also told me to cash my checks! 475 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:13,119 What did you listen to me for? l'm a man with an illness. 476 00:34:13,198 --> 00:34:14,415 Don't let him die! 477 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,548 l want the pleasure of killing him myself! 478 00:34:16,635 --> 00:34:17,988 - ls that so? - Yes! 479 00:34:18,070 --> 00:34:19,992 - Yes! - ls that so? 480 00:34:20,072 --> 00:34:22,461 What do you want to do, have a fist fight? 481 00:34:22,574 --> 00:34:25,862 Yeah! l want to kick your loser ass, Morosco! 482 00:34:25,944 --> 00:34:28,526 Come on, let's go! Your size don't scare me! 483 00:34:28,614 --> 00:34:31,538 All right! But not here in the promenade. 484 00:34:31,617 --> 00:34:35,132 - Why? Where, then? - You see that park over there? 485 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:36,175 Where? 486 00:34:38,357 --> 00:34:41,178 Monsieur, venez! 487 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:43,581 l think we should call the police! 488 00:34:43,662 --> 00:34:47,587 - Absolutely not! - Come on, there's been a murder! 489 00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,145 Phoebe, we could be suspects! 490 00:34:49,234 --> 00:34:52,453 We're not suspects. We're witnesses! 491 00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:56,554 We're foreigners. We're dead broke, desperate for money. 492 00:34:56,642 --> 00:34:58,598 We're bringing this rich woman's dog to a villa... 493 00:34:58,677 --> 00:35:02,192 at 1:00 in the morning. She doesn't answer. 494 00:35:02,281 --> 00:35:04,033 We find a bracelet 'cause we're snooping around. 495 00:35:04,116 --> 00:35:06,164 We pull on it. lt leads to a hand. 496 00:35:06,251 --> 00:35:07,502 Who's gonna believe that story? 497 00:35:07,586 --> 00:35:09,099 Mother Teresa wouldn't even buy it! 498 00:35:09,188 --> 00:35:11,372 Forget about it. They'll handcuff us. 499 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:12,503 They'll fingerprint us. 500 00:35:12,591 --> 00:35:14,104 They'll take us in for interrogation. 501 00:35:14,193 --> 00:35:17,173 Could we just move? Really. 502 00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:20,242 This is crazy. We haven't done anything wrong. 503 00:35:20,332 --> 00:35:22,983 Why are we running? 504 00:35:23,068 --> 00:35:26,458 You have any idea what the French legal system is like? 505 00:35:26,538 --> 00:35:29,655 lt's a nightmare. We don't speak the language. 506 00:35:29,742 --> 00:35:31,164 We don't understand the rules. 507 00:35:31,243 --> 00:35:33,564 They'll get us some shitty public defender. 508 00:35:33,645 --> 00:35:37,331 We'll spend years in jail before the case goes to trial. 509 00:35:37,416 --> 00:35:38,997 Casting directors will always think of me... 510 00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:42,201 - as the Van Dougen murderer. - We have to call the police. 511 00:35:42,287 --> 00:35:45,142 lf the killer's still there, we'll catch him... 512 00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:48,204 and then l can get my suitcase back. 513 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:02,986 We won't identify ourselves. 514 00:36:03,075 --> 00:36:05,464 Once we read they've arrested somebody... 515 00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:06,624 then we'll come forward. 516 00:36:06,712 --> 00:36:08,998 l think that's the smartest thing. 517 00:36:09,081 --> 00:36:11,504 And don't ever kiss me that way again or any way. 518 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:15,405 No kissing, period! Oh, God. 519 00:36:29,201 --> 00:36:31,681 - Toussaint. - l'd like to report a murder. 520 00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:33,226 What? 521 00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:44,005 - Did you say... murder? - Yes. That's a-right, a murder. 522 00:36:44,116 --> 00:36:45,162 You're ltalian? 523 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,298 That's a-correct. l'm ltaliano, sir. 524 00:36:47,386 --> 00:36:52,642 - What's your name? - My name? Balboa. Rocky Balboa. 525 00:36:52,724 --> 00:36:56,273 So listen. The body-- it's at the Villa Van Dougen. 526 00:36:56,361 --> 00:36:59,012 Boulevard Kandinsky, Numero 17. 527 00:36:59,097 --> 00:37:00,712 - Come on! - And if you a-hurry... 528 00:37:00,799 --> 00:37:02,755 - You can a-catcha the killer. - Killer? 529 00:37:02,835 --> 00:37:06,783 Yes. l saw his a-feet. 2 of them. 530 00:37:07,039 --> 00:37:11,123 No, not 2 killers. 2 feet. l'm talking to an idiot. 531 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:13,531 No, he is. They're tracing the call! 532 00:37:13,612 --> 00:37:15,603 - Ciaor - God! 533 00:37:15,614 --> 00:37:19,368 Well, excuse me. l panicked. l'm talking to the police! 534 00:37:19,451 --> 00:37:22,238 To me, every authority figure is still my vice principal. 535 00:37:22,321 --> 00:37:25,643 A letter would've been faster. God! 536 00:37:25,724 --> 00:37:27,806 Will you relax? l've worked in enough police films... 537 00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:32,576 to know they can't trace a phone call that quickly. 538 00:37:32,664 --> 00:37:34,450 So they weren't French. 539 00:37:45,811 --> 00:37:51,670 Oh, God. He's giving them a description. That's you. 540 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:52,796 l wish. 541 00:37:54,286 --> 00:37:58,837 - Un petit chien. - The dog. 542 00:37:59,091 --> 00:38:00,342 We're dead. Let's go. 543 00:38:03,595 --> 00:38:06,814 l can't believe we lied to the police. l feel like a fugitive. 544 00:38:06,899 --> 00:38:08,116 lt's like quicksand. 545 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,191 The more you struggle, the deeper you sink. 546 00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:12,318 l'll tell you--if we keep walking around with this dog... 547 00:38:12,404 --> 00:38:13,416 we might as well wear t-shirts... 548 00:38:13,505 --> 00:38:15,223 that say, ''Hi! We're the killers. '' 549 00:38:15,307 --> 00:38:19,164 You're right. l really hate to do this. 550 00:38:19,244 --> 00:38:22,566 - Sorry. Take care of yourself. - What did you do? 551 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:27,096 l got rid of the dog. Let's go. 552 00:38:27,185 --> 00:38:28,868 You also got rid of our meal ticket. 553 00:38:29,121 --> 00:38:32,238 l could've sold him to that guy on the train. $6,000. 554 00:38:32,324 --> 00:38:33,541 My birth control pills. 555 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:35,104 Never thought l'd actually say this... 556 00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,706 but there is a time and a place-- 557 00:38:36,795 --> 00:38:38,717 - They're in my suitcase. - So? 558 00:38:38,797 --> 00:38:42,688 - My name's on the prescription. - You got a problem. 559 00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:46,192 - We have to go back. - What, are you insane? 560 00:38:46,204 --> 00:38:48,286 The police are probably swarming the place by now. 561 00:38:48,373 --> 00:38:50,421 lf the police are still there, we'll leave. 562 00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:51,624 What about the killer? 563 00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:54,099 You think the killer's going to hang around all night? 564 00:38:54,179 --> 00:38:56,568 l don't know what his social life's like. 565 00:38:56,648 --> 00:38:58,604 We have no choice. We have to go back. 566 00:38:58,684 --> 00:38:59,946 Let me be honest with you. 567 00:38:59,952 --> 00:39:01,874 lt's been a very interesting 12 hours. 568 00:39:01,954 --> 00:39:04,240 l think you're a good chick down deep, very smart. 569 00:39:04,323 --> 00:39:05,438 But l wouldn't go back... 570 00:39:05,524 --> 00:39:08,140 if my birth control pills were there. 571 00:39:08,226 --> 00:39:12,276 - Fine. l'll go myself. - lt's nothing personal. 572 00:39:12,364 --> 00:39:15,151 l just know that prison guards and me are not a good mix. 573 00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:19,420 l got it. So nice meeting you. 574 00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:21,586 Yeah, you, too. Good luck. 575 00:39:25,911 --> 00:39:27,333 Oh, God. 576 00:39:38,256 --> 00:39:41,077 She's going to leave me. l know she's going to leave me. 577 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,613 Yeah, she's going to leave me. She'll divorce me. 578 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,622 She won't take me, though... 579 00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,182 because l got nothing for her to take! 580 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:56,628 She'll get remarried. 581 00:39:57,943 --> 00:40:03,597 Some handsome guy with a car and a car phone. Suits. 582 00:40:03,682 --> 00:40:09,621 Take her out for the anniversary of our divorce. 583 00:40:09,688 --> 00:40:12,475 She'll get remarried... 584 00:40:12,557 --> 00:40:16,209 and be happier than she ever was with me. 585 00:40:16,294 --> 00:40:22,324 And what do l become? Me--Neil Schwary? 586 00:40:22,401 --> 00:40:27,225 The flaky gambler... loser ex-husband. 587 00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:29,887 Yeah, l'll wear that the rest of my life. 588 00:40:37,449 --> 00:40:42,273 God, it's me--Neil Schwary. l really need your help. 589 00:40:42,354 --> 00:40:45,642 l know l'm not a church-going man, but if you want... 590 00:40:45,724 --> 00:40:49,808 l'll switch my golf games to Saturday. No sweat. 591 00:40:49,895 --> 00:40:53,342 Look, l know you don't perform a lot of miracles anymore... 592 00:40:53,432 --> 00:40:58,688 but, boy, what l wouldn't give for a suitcase full of cash. 593 00:41:13,618 --> 00:41:14,539 Thank you. 594 00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:32,320 - Hello, Neil. How'd you do? - Me? 595 00:41:32,404 --> 00:41:37,888 l'd say l broke about even. 596 00:41:37,976 --> 00:41:42,265 - What's that? - This? 597 00:41:42,347 --> 00:41:45,327 This, uh, is, uh... 598 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:47,806 well, at one point, the casino ran out of money... 599 00:41:47,886 --> 00:41:50,673 and they started giving out luggage. 600 00:41:50,755 --> 00:41:53,735 Giving out luggage? What are you talking about? 601 00:41:55,460 --> 00:42:02,992 Luggage. Bags. Suitcases. l stole it, OK? 602 00:42:03,068 --> 00:42:08,392 l didn't break even. l lost big. l lost everything-- 603 00:42:08,473 --> 00:42:13,399 our trip money, our savings. Oh, Marilyn, l'm so sorry. 604 00:42:13,478 --> 00:42:16,493 Please find it in your heart to forgive me. 605 00:42:16,581 --> 00:42:20,449 l'll make it up to you, l swear. l'll do anything you ask. 606 00:42:20,452 --> 00:42:22,704 l'll listen to you when you talk. 607 00:42:22,787 --> 00:42:24,743 l'll look at your little drawings. 608 00:42:24,823 --> 00:42:25,903 l'll take you to the mall... 609 00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:27,913 and never point to my watch again. 610 00:42:27,993 --> 00:42:31,884 Anything you want. Foreplay. Anything. 611 00:42:31,963 --> 00:42:34,614 Just don't leave me. l don't think l can take it. 612 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:38,055 Why, Neil, would you steal a suitcase? 613 00:42:38,136 --> 00:42:39,649 Answer, please. 614 00:42:40,839 --> 00:42:45,321 l don't know. l don't know, Marilyn. 615 00:42:45,443 --> 00:42:47,923 l thought maybe there'd be something in it. 616 00:42:48,013 --> 00:42:52,404 - Cash. Something we could sell. - l have some money, Neil. 617 00:42:52,484 --> 00:42:55,066 Marilyn, you don't understand! Money? 618 00:42:55,153 --> 00:42:58,975 - Where'd you get money? - l put it aside... 619 00:42:59,057 --> 00:43:01,742 knowing in my heart what a fool you were... 620 00:43:01,826 --> 00:43:05,478 knowing you were capable of gambling away our trip money... 621 00:43:05,564 --> 00:43:08,044 knowing you had the self-destructive nature... 622 00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:11,057 to lose our savings and come crawling in here... 623 00:43:11,136 --> 00:43:14,526 with some lamebrain scheme to save your ass. 624 00:43:14,606 --> 00:43:16,756 You knew that about me? 625 00:43:17,842 --> 00:43:21,733 Marilyn. You're brilliant. 626 00:43:21,813 --> 00:43:23,895 Don't ever let me tell you you're anything less. 627 00:43:23,982 --> 00:43:26,564 You mean, like, don't ever let you call me pygmy brain again? 628 00:43:26,651 --> 00:43:29,438 Oh, Marilyn, how do you put up with me? 629 00:43:29,521 --> 00:43:32,035 You are an angel, sent from heaven. 630 00:43:32,123 --> 00:43:33,602 My brilliant, darling wife. 631 00:43:33,692 --> 00:43:35,614 How much money did you put aside? 632 00:43:35,694 --> 00:43:37,673 lf you could lend me maybe just a portion... 633 00:43:37,762 --> 00:43:39,047 l could go back to the casino. 634 00:43:41,132 --> 00:43:44,613 Stupid idea! God, you're beautiful. 635 00:43:44,736 --> 00:43:47,193 We have to return the suitcase, Neil. 636 00:43:47,439 --> 00:43:50,886 Yes! l know. 637 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:53,126 You're taking this very well, Marilyn. 638 00:44:03,955 --> 00:44:06,776 What is it? Marilyn, what is it? 639 00:44:14,065 --> 00:44:19,651 Turn it off! Honey, you're not going to scream, OK? 640 00:44:19,738 --> 00:44:22,024 Don't scream, OK? 641 00:44:25,844 --> 00:44:27,197 Shut up. 642 00:44:27,279 --> 00:44:29,201 Shut up, Marilyn! Be quiet, please! 643 00:44:29,281 --> 00:44:32,205 Oh! Oh, my... 644 00:44:32,284 --> 00:44:33,808 What are you trying to do, kill me? 645 00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:35,035 No, ma'am! 646 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:36,769 You want 2 dead women on your hands? 647 00:44:36,855 --> 00:44:37,833 No, definitely not! 648 00:44:37,922 --> 00:44:39,002 l can't breathe. l need a glass of water. 649 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:42,708 - Get me a glass of water! - Water. 650 00:44:42,794 --> 00:44:44,910 How dare you! What an idiot! 651 00:44:44,996 --> 00:44:48,614 l guess you could say this vacation's shot to hell! 652 00:44:48,733 --> 00:44:52,681 - Oh, God. - What's wrong with this glass? 653 00:44:52,771 --> 00:44:56,059 We got to get out of here. Dead body parts! 654 00:44:56,141 --> 00:44:57,859 Calm down! 655 00:44:59,010 --> 00:45:00,523 Help me pack. We got to get out of here! 656 00:45:00,612 --> 00:45:04,560 Right! We'll leave the body here and get the hell out! 657 00:45:04,649 --> 00:45:06,981 - We're taking it with us. - Marilyn, don't be an idiot! 658 00:45:06,985 --> 00:45:08,737 You steal a suitcase with a dead woman inside... 659 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,969 and you call me an idiot? 660 00:45:10,055 --> 00:45:11,101 We can't leave the body here. 661 00:45:11,189 --> 00:45:12,235 We're registered in this hotel! 662 00:45:12,324 --> 00:45:15,009 Right! Very smart! Good thinking! 663 00:45:15,093 --> 00:45:17,141 From now on, Neil, l call the shots. 664 00:45:17,228 --> 00:45:18,980 - Understand? - Perfectly! 665 00:45:19,064 --> 00:45:21,612 l don't want to hear what you think we should do... 666 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,053 or why you think we should do it. 667 00:45:23,134 --> 00:45:25,614 Shut up and take orders. ls that clear? 668 00:45:25,704 --> 00:45:26,625 Completely! 669 00:45:30,342 --> 00:45:33,766 - OK. So what do we do? - We'll ditch the body... 670 00:45:33,778 --> 00:45:35,632 hop a train, and blow this pop stand. 671 00:45:35,714 --> 00:45:36,897 l like it! l like it a lot! 672 00:45:36,981 --> 00:45:38,096 - Neil! - l'll shut up. 673 00:45:59,838 --> 00:46:03,592 Look, OK, look, l don't know why l'm here. 674 00:46:03,675 --> 00:46:05,597 l don't know why l came back. 675 00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:09,534 l'm confused, but let's just get the damn suitcase and go. 676 00:46:09,614 --> 00:46:10,967 OK. 677 00:46:11,049 --> 00:46:13,597 No, no, no. You--you-- you better stay here... 678 00:46:13,685 --> 00:46:15,937 - just in case. - l'll be fine. 679 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,567 No, really, you stay here. 680 00:46:17,655 --> 00:46:21,842 lf anything should happen-- God forbid... 681 00:46:21,926 --> 00:46:26,181 - Run, OK? - OK. 682 00:46:28,933 --> 00:46:30,582 You know, feel free to talk me out of this... 683 00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:31,623 if you want. 684 00:46:37,108 --> 00:46:42,034 Julian... thanks. 685 00:47:07,939 --> 00:47:11,261 - Stop right there! Police! - Don't shoot! l'm an actor! 686 00:47:11,342 --> 00:47:12,855 What are you doing here? 687 00:47:12,944 --> 00:47:14,366 What am l doing here? What are you doing here? 688 00:47:14,446 --> 00:47:15,902 - How did you get in? - Through the gate. 689 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,732 - lt was open? - lt's always open. 690 00:47:17,816 --> 00:47:19,932 - You've been here before? - No, l-- 691 00:47:20,018 --> 00:47:23,772 - What are you trying to steal? - Steal? Nothing. l'm no thief. 692 00:47:23,855 --> 00:47:25,777 l'm certainly no murderer. 693 00:47:35,133 --> 00:47:38,421 Murder? Who said anything about murder? 694 00:47:38,670 --> 00:47:41,184 - l don't know. Stephen King. - Where's the body? 695 00:47:41,272 --> 00:47:43,058 l don't know. l only saw her hand. 696 00:47:43,141 --> 00:47:45,223 - Whose hand? - Madame Van Dougen's. 697 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,857 How do you know it was Madame Van Dougen's? 698 00:47:46,945 --> 00:47:49,197 l'm just guessing. lt's a common name. 699 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,669 - Where's the body? - What am l, a mortician? 700 00:47:51,749 --> 00:47:54,673 - Where is the body? - ln the garage. 701 00:48:04,729 --> 00:48:08,654 - What is this? - What, this? 702 00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:10,451 This is an ankle bracelet, actually. 703 00:48:10,702 --> 00:48:13,091 l like to wear it over my pants... 704 00:48:13,104 --> 00:48:15,459 or thrown kinda casually in the cuff... either way. 705 00:48:15,707 --> 00:48:18,460 lt may be too trendy a look for you. 706 00:48:18,710 --> 00:48:20,826 And the initials on the clasp are yours? 707 00:48:20,912 --> 00:48:22,459 Of course they're my initials. 708 00:48:22,714 --> 00:48:24,363 They're not the initials of my name, per se... 709 00:48:24,449 --> 00:48:26,371 but they have special meaning to me... 710 00:48:26,451 --> 00:48:28,772 something of personal significance. 711 00:48:28,853 --> 00:48:31,674 There are no initials. 712 00:48:31,756 --> 00:48:36,978 But l congratulate you on being a very fine actor. 713 00:48:39,898 --> 00:48:41,354 There is nothing. 714 00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:45,152 l believe you will need an attorney, monsieur. 715 00:48:45,236 --> 00:48:49,388 An attorney? What l need is an agent. 716 00:48:54,279 --> 00:48:57,237 Oh, boy. 717 00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:15,980 You see, Toussaint... 718 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:19,456 guilt or innocence is quite often not the issue. 719 00:49:19,537 --> 00:49:22,461 Persuading the suspect to say what you want is. 720 00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,461 How so? 721 00:49:23,541 --> 00:49:26,055 Because they tend to lie anyway... 722 00:49:26,144 --> 00:49:28,897 even if they are blameless. 723 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:32,802 lt's human nature, the fear of self-incrimination. 724 00:49:34,152 --> 00:49:37,041 Only when they have painted themselves into a corner... 725 00:49:37,121 --> 00:49:40,045 or when you have carefully guided them there... 726 00:49:40,124 --> 00:49:42,479 do they point the finger in the proper direction. 727 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,481 Put it away. 728 00:49:43,561 --> 00:49:44,880 - lnspector? - Put it away. 729 00:49:44,963 --> 00:49:48,785 - lnspector, we have a witness. - Merci. 730 00:49:48,866 --> 00:49:52,791 Monsieur, l am lnspector Bonnard. 731 00:49:52,870 --> 00:49:55,122 Tell me, please, exactly what did you see? 732 00:49:55,206 --> 00:50:00,030 A man, a woman, and a dog. They went inside the gate. 733 00:50:00,111 --> 00:50:02,193 A few minutes later, they ran out... 734 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,498 like their britches were on fire. 735 00:50:04,582 --> 00:50:09,906 - l see. What time was this? - 1:00, 1:30. 736 00:50:11,589 --> 00:50:13,773 Look at this man's face. 737 00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:20,210 - ls this the man you saw? - Yes, this is he. 738 00:50:20,298 --> 00:50:21,913 This guy's blind. 739 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,217 Were you here earlier in the evening? 740 00:50:23,301 --> 00:50:24,279 No. 741 00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:25,791 Are you traveling with a woman and a dog? 742 00:50:25,870 --> 00:50:26,791 No. 743 00:50:26,871 --> 00:50:28,418 Would you be able to identify the dog? 744 00:50:28,506 --> 00:50:30,224 Yes, of course. lt was a dachshund. 745 00:50:30,308 --> 00:50:32,822 Good. So you've never been here before? 746 00:50:32,910 --> 00:50:34,059 You're traveling alone? 747 00:50:37,915 --> 00:50:42,466 We must find the dog. The dog is the key. 748 00:50:42,553 --> 00:50:44,532 Why would l want to kill somebody? 749 00:50:44,622 --> 00:50:47,978 - Be quiet. - You got the wrong guy. 750 00:50:48,059 --> 00:50:50,482 - Be quiet. - l heard you the first time. 751 00:50:50,561 --> 00:50:53,075 - What are you, a parrot? - You talk English? 752 00:50:53,164 --> 00:50:56,383 - Are you Charlie Chan? - Take him to the car. 753 00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:01,556 Pregnant. 754 00:51:03,574 --> 00:51:07,499 l, too, have a bracelet l'd like to show you. 755 00:51:07,578 --> 00:51:10,502 l hope they fit, because it is my duty, monsieur... 756 00:51:10,581 --> 00:51:15,097 to inform you that you are under arrest on suspicion of murder. 757 00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,413 Get a porter! 758 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:40,098 Oui, monsieur? Porter, come--come here. 759 00:51:40,178 --> 00:51:41,531 l got it. 760 00:51:41,612 --> 00:51:45,503 - Where is it going, monsieur? - Uh... Mar, where's it going? 761 00:51:45,516 --> 00:51:47,507 What's the longest trip it can take from this station? 762 00:51:47,518 --> 00:51:49,531 - Madrid. - lt's going to Madrid. 763 00:51:49,620 --> 00:51:51,133 - That's too much money! - Pay him! 764 00:51:51,222 --> 00:51:54,669 Oh, God, l love you. l married a genius. 765 00:51:54,926 --> 00:51:56,439 Button your shirt. You look like your mother. 766 00:51:56,527 --> 00:51:57,880 l'm sorry. 767 00:51:59,931 --> 00:52:02,479 We're moving, Marilyn. 768 00:52:02,567 --> 00:52:06,287 We're moving. You did it. We're free! 769 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:09,692 Monsieur, your suitcase was going on the wrong train. 770 00:52:09,974 --> 00:52:16,436 - Thank you very much. - Merci, but no, thank you. 771 00:52:45,309 --> 00:52:47,664 - Ne-c-put-- - What? Huh? 772 00:53:49,507 --> 00:53:53,091 A tunnel. How do you say in French? 773 00:53:53,177 --> 00:53:56,692 Les tune-al is la scary. 774 00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:03,508 You're brilliant. 775 00:54:08,092 --> 00:54:09,480 Anything to declare? 776 00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:13,280 Just my love and respect for your fine country. 777 00:54:13,364 --> 00:54:15,116 Vive la France! 778 00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:16,518 Which one is your suitcase, monsieur? 779 00:54:20,605 --> 00:54:23,085 lt's gone! lt was right there. 780 00:54:23,174 --> 00:54:26,530 There's something fishy about this guy if you ask me. 781 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:29,227 - This is my suitcase. - Open it, please. 782 00:54:29,313 --> 00:54:32,100 Sure. lt's just a regular old suitcase. 783 00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:35,072 l got it for Christmas one year. Travel a lot with it. 784 00:54:35,152 --> 00:54:37,108 Let's see what we have in here. 785 00:54:37,188 --> 00:54:39,509 Same old things-- shirts, underwear, socks. 786 00:54:39,590 --> 00:54:42,639 Oh, honey, you didn't forget your diaphragm. 787 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,810 - Whose suitcase is this? - l have no idea. 788 00:54:46,898 --> 00:54:49,116 l've never seen it before. Have you, darling? 789 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,351 - The suitcase? No. Never. - Never. 790 00:54:52,436 --> 00:54:56,554 They're lying! l saw the porter give it to them. 791 00:54:56,641 --> 00:54:59,690 Look, this guy's been asleep through 6 countries. 792 00:54:59,777 --> 00:55:02,530 - He saw nothing. - Silence. 793 00:55:09,854 --> 00:55:13,073 l wouldn't open that if l were you. 794 00:55:13,157 --> 00:55:15,546 lt has a very odd smell. 795 00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:17,342 - Peekaboo. - Good morning, Alfonso. 796 00:56:17,421 --> 00:56:18,877 What an invigorating morning, eh? 797 00:56:18,956 --> 00:56:21,880 And what an exciting woman you are. 798 00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:24,416 l must say you look particularly beautiful this morning... 799 00:56:24,495 --> 00:56:27,180 even more radiant than you did last night. 800 00:56:27,264 --> 00:56:29,619 - Alfonso. - l can't help myself. 801 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:31,748 From the moment l first saw you... 802 00:56:31,836 --> 00:56:34,350 the light shimmering off your safety deposit box... 803 00:56:34,438 --> 00:56:35,860 - Alfonso... - My love? 804 00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,692 The strangest thing is happening. 805 00:56:37,775 --> 00:56:44,476 Yes, l know. l feel it also. 2 hearts beating as one. 806 00:56:44,548 --> 00:56:47,506 Out there, Alfonso, out there. 807 00:56:47,585 --> 00:56:48,973 Out there? 808 00:56:55,793 --> 00:56:58,341 That woman is trying to kill a dog. 809 00:56:58,429 --> 00:57:00,420 Call the police. 810 00:57:00,431 --> 00:57:02,513 Call the police. You heard madame. 811 00:57:02,633 --> 00:57:04,646 And a bottle of champagne. 812 00:57:10,374 --> 00:57:12,524 How long have you been the maid and butler... 813 00:57:12,610 --> 00:57:14,225 for Madame Van Dougen? 814 00:57:14,311 --> 00:57:16,427 - 31 years. - 32 in May. 815 00:57:16,514 --> 00:57:19,870 You always leave her here alone at night? 816 00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:23,499 Never. We've been here every week night for 31 years. 817 00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:24,975 32 in May. 818 00:57:25,256 --> 00:57:27,679 What about last night? You weren't here. 819 00:57:27,758 --> 00:57:29,680 - No. - No? Why not? 820 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,512 We got a call earlier in the day. 821 00:57:31,595 --> 00:57:33,574 - About my sister. - lt was a man. 822 00:57:33,664 --> 00:57:36,212 He said Brenda had been in a car accident... 823 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:40,225 in Saint Cloud Sur Mer. We left on the 7:50 train. 824 00:57:40,304 --> 00:57:42,317 Was your sister badly injured? 825 00:57:42,406 --> 00:57:43,794 - No. - There was no accident. 826 00:57:43,874 --> 00:57:46,263 The phone call was just a stupid hoax. 827 00:57:46,343 --> 00:57:48,004 Perhaps to get us out of the house. 828 00:57:48,012 --> 00:57:49,968 - Perhaps. Sit down. - lnspector? 829 00:57:50,047 --> 00:57:50,968 - Sit down. - Of course. 830 00:57:51,048 --> 00:57:53,664 You left the villa at what time? 831 00:57:53,751 --> 00:57:54,672 6:30. 832 00:57:54,752 --> 00:57:56,708 And what did you do before you departed? 833 00:57:56,787 --> 00:57:59,745 We prepared Madame Van Dougen's evening meal-- 834 00:57:59,757 --> 00:58:03,272 a little minestrone soup, some cheese toast. 835 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,376 - You did nothing else? - No, nothing. 836 00:58:07,465 --> 00:58:10,286 Everything seemed normal to you before you left? 837 00:58:10,367 --> 00:58:11,846 Completely. 838 00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:13,324 Madame. 839 00:58:14,905 --> 00:58:16,486 Madame Van Dougen lived... 840 00:58:16,574 --> 00:58:19,054 with her daughter or granddaughter, correct? 841 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:21,266 Oh, no. She lived alone. 842 00:58:22,513 --> 00:58:25,528 Then to whom do these belong? 843 00:58:27,451 --> 00:58:29,965 To Madame Van Dougen. 844 00:58:36,694 --> 00:58:38,548 You see, she was quite petite. 845 00:58:38,629 --> 00:58:40,551 That's why she liked everything around her... 846 00:58:40,631 --> 00:58:42,451 - to be so small... - Hot, hot, hot! 847 00:58:42,466 --> 00:58:47,517 - including her doggy. - The dachshund. 848 00:58:47,605 --> 00:58:51,086 Madame Van Dougen lost him a week ago in Rome. 849 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:54,095 2 Americans found him and were supposed to return him... 850 00:58:54,345 --> 00:58:55,528 yesterday evening. 851 00:58:55,613 --> 00:58:58,662 - A man and a woman? - Yes. 852 00:58:58,749 --> 00:59:01,968 Tell me, have you ever heard of a man... 853 00:59:02,052 --> 00:59:07,001 - named Augie Morosco? - No, never. 854 00:59:15,766 --> 00:59:18,690 Very good. l'll be right there. 855 00:59:20,037 --> 00:59:22,995 We have found the elusive dachshund. 856 00:59:28,145 --> 00:59:29,658 Monsieur commissaire. 857 00:59:34,919 --> 00:59:36,671 She was trying to drown the dog. 858 00:59:36,754 --> 00:59:39,575 That's not true! l was giving him a bath! 859 00:59:43,861 --> 00:59:45,681 - ls this your dachshund? - Yes, it is. 860 00:59:45,763 --> 00:59:46,684 He has a name? 861 00:59:46,764 --> 00:59:48,743 Yes. A great name, as a matter of fact. 862 00:59:48,832 --> 00:59:52,086 Sparky. His name is Sparky. 863 00:59:52,169 --> 00:59:53,989 l named him after a dog that l loved... 864 00:59:54,071 --> 00:59:56,585 that got run over by a truck. l was 11 , but-- 865 00:59:56,674 --> 00:59:57,857 - Call him. - Hmm? 866 00:59:57,942 --> 01:00:01,526 - Call the dog. - Sparky. 867 01:00:09,753 --> 01:00:14,873 Up, fella. Come on. 868 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:16,506 Move, Sparky! 869 01:00:20,864 --> 01:00:22,980 Deaf. Very deaf. 870 01:00:23,067 --> 01:00:27,492 - The dog can't hear. - Send them in. 871 01:00:34,144 --> 01:00:35,793 Napoleon! 872 01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:42,498 - Dear Lord, he can hear! - My little love. 873 01:00:42,586 --> 01:00:43,666 Oh, baby. 874 01:00:49,260 --> 01:00:51,046 Thank you very much. 875 01:00:51,128 --> 01:00:53,551 Please wait in the corridor. 876 01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:59,590 lt's a miracle. 877 01:01:00,904 --> 01:01:03,725 What are you doing in Monte Carlo, mademoiselle? 878 01:01:03,807 --> 01:01:06,423 l'm... a tourist. 879 01:01:06,510 --> 01:01:08,694 l just wanted to check out Monte Carlo. 880 01:01:08,779 --> 01:01:11,065 l'd heard a lot about it, but l never really understood... 881 01:01:11,148 --> 01:01:13,469 if it was a part of France or what. 882 01:01:13,550 --> 01:01:15,472 lt's nice. l like it a lot. 883 01:01:15,552 --> 01:01:17,508 Unbelievably clean, like Disney World. 884 01:01:17,588 --> 01:01:20,671 And are you in Monte Carlo alone? 885 01:01:20,758 --> 01:01:24,205 That depends. What did you have in mind? 886 01:01:24,295 --> 01:01:25,546 Answer the question! 887 01:01:25,629 --> 01:01:28,518 l'm sorry. l'm so nervous. What was the question? 888 01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:33,081 l want the truth. 889 01:01:33,170 --> 01:01:37,652 The truth is, he is my dog, but just since yesterday. 890 01:01:37,741 --> 01:01:39,094 That's when l found him. 891 01:01:39,176 --> 01:01:41,792 So he was my dog, but just for a day. 892 01:01:51,221 --> 01:01:53,837 Do you know this man? 893 01:01:53,924 --> 01:01:58,213 Uh, this man? No. No, l don't. 894 01:01:58,295 --> 01:02:01,048 Do you know this woman? 895 01:02:01,131 --> 01:02:02,814 Never saw her before in my life. 896 01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:05,084 Then why was her picture in your wallet? 897 01:02:05,169 --> 01:02:06,625 Her picture comes with every wallet. 898 01:02:06,704 --> 01:02:09,184 Be silent. lf you want to play games, we'll go to the casino. 899 01:02:09,273 --> 01:02:11,491 You had my picture in your wallet? 900 01:02:11,575 --> 01:02:15,056 You are both suspects in a murder case. 901 01:02:15,145 --> 01:02:18,626 Everything you told me is lies, one after the other. 902 01:02:18,749 --> 01:02:21,070 You are the American couple... 903 01:02:21,151 --> 01:02:24,131 who was returning Madame Van Dougen's dog, right? 904 01:02:24,221 --> 01:02:28,305 He said not to tell the truth because you wouldn't believe us. 905 01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:31,881 See, Julian? lt's fine. They know who we are. 906 01:02:31,962 --> 01:02:37,901 God, what a relief. l was getting so panicked. 907 01:02:37,968 --> 01:02:40,152 Well, we'll get out of your hair. 908 01:02:40,237 --> 01:02:41,750 You got things on your plate. 909 01:02:41,839 --> 01:02:43,090 You got a murder to solve. 910 01:02:43,173 --> 01:02:44,652 We're not quite finished. 911 01:02:46,744 --> 01:02:51,670 We found this matchbook by Madame Van Dougen's garage. 912 01:02:51,749 --> 01:02:57,836 On it is written the name Augie Morosco. L'Hotel de Paris. 913 01:02:57,921 --> 01:03:00,754 - ls this your matchbook? - No. l don't even smoke. 914 01:03:00,758 --> 01:03:02,976 Just now in the hall he asked for a cigarette. 915 01:03:03,060 --> 01:03:06,541 l smoke occasionally, like when l'm arrested. 916 01:03:06,630 --> 01:03:09,087 Look, it is my matchbook. l got it from a man on a train. 917 01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,613 lnspector, we found their accomplices. 918 01:03:12,703 --> 01:03:16,753 - Take them away. - Come on. Let's go. 919 01:03:16,874 --> 01:03:18,057 Accomplices? 920 01:03:19,109 --> 01:03:21,589 l'm getting claustrophobic in here! 921 01:03:21,678 --> 01:03:25,034 You got to let me out! Let me out of here, man! 922 01:03:25,115 --> 01:03:26,366 Man! You call this a police car? 923 01:03:27,751 --> 01:03:30,003 l had a boil removed from my ass bigger than this! 924 01:03:30,087 --> 01:03:31,236 Put a lid on it, Neil. 925 01:03:31,321 --> 01:03:34,973 This sort of thing will kill your tourism industry, pal! 926 01:03:35,058 --> 01:03:37,913 Once your tourism falls, your economy collapses... 927 01:03:37,995 --> 01:03:39,644 and then what's the Prince going to do? 928 01:03:39,730 --> 01:03:41,652 He's going to have to get a real job! 929 01:03:41,732 --> 01:03:43,586 He's going to be bummed about that! 930 01:03:45,969 --> 01:03:49,325 Get your French paws off me! l got all your badge numbers. 931 01:03:49,406 --> 01:03:51,089 You're all going to be named in a major lawsuit! 932 01:03:51,175 --> 01:03:52,654 Neil, will you shut up! 933 01:03:52,743 --> 01:03:54,665 l demand to see the American Consul. 934 01:03:54,745 --> 01:03:56,098 l demand our legal rights. 935 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:58,740 We are citizens of the United States of America. 936 01:03:58,749 --> 01:04:01,263 - Think about that! - Think about this! 937 01:04:01,351 --> 01:04:03,000 Think about spending the rest of your life... 938 01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:05,202 in a cell 6 feet by 8 feet... 939 01:04:05,289 --> 01:04:07,371 surrounded by the dregs of humanity. 940 01:04:07,458 --> 01:04:11,781 - Think about that. - You don't scare me. 941 01:04:11,862 --> 01:04:13,875 You got nothing on us. 942 01:04:13,964 --> 01:04:17,081 Nothing? You were stopped by Customs with a dead body... 943 01:04:17,167 --> 01:04:20,853 chopped up in your suitcase. You call that nothing? 944 01:04:20,938 --> 01:04:23,418 All right, l'll give you that... 945 01:04:23,707 --> 01:04:25,060 but that doesn't mean we killed her. 946 01:04:25,142 --> 01:04:26,928 That suitcase isn't even ours. 947 01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:30,628 Sir, we have no idea who the dead woman is... 948 01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:33,295 or how she got into that suitcase. 949 01:04:33,383 --> 01:04:34,668 l want the whole story. 950 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:36,639 Leave out nothing. l want every detail. 951 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,678 Sit down. Toussaint. 952 01:04:39,756 --> 01:04:44,910 OK, all right. My name is Neil Schwary... 953 01:04:44,995 --> 01:04:47,816 - And this is my wife Marilyn. - Enchanter 954 01:04:47,898 --> 01:04:51,652 l'm in the clothing business. l come to Europe twice a year. 955 01:04:51,735 --> 01:04:53,657 l look at all the big labels... 956 01:04:53,737 --> 01:04:59,095 the Armanis, Chanels, Versaces, and l buy a few of them... 957 01:04:59,176 --> 01:05:01,656 improve on them a little bit... 958 01:05:01,745 --> 01:05:04,168 and then knock them off for a third of the price. 959 01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:07,103 My wife usually doesn't travel with me... 960 01:05:07,184 --> 01:05:09,368 but this being our 10th anniversary-- 961 01:05:09,453 --> 01:05:11,205 l thought it was a wonderful opportunity... 962 01:05:11,288 --> 01:05:13,040 to see your very beautiful country-- 963 01:05:13,123 --> 01:05:14,806 and it is very beautiful. 964 01:05:14,892 --> 01:05:17,713 Oh, yeah. You French really do it up right. 965 01:05:17,794 --> 01:05:20,410 Confine yourself to the facts, not the bullshit. 966 01:05:48,792 --> 01:05:51,511 Monsieur Morosco, your flowers. 967 01:05:51,762 --> 01:05:54,947 Meoci, Joubeotr And my wife? 968 01:05:55,032 --> 01:05:57,080 She's having breakfast at the Cafe de Paris. 969 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,953 Very good. What kind of mood is she in? 970 01:06:00,037 --> 01:06:02,255 - Mood? - Did she have weapons? 971 01:06:02,339 --> 01:06:04,091 Roses won't stop a bullet. 972 01:06:04,174 --> 01:06:07,496 - She seemed relaxed. - Relaxed? lnteresting. 973 01:06:07,578 --> 01:06:09,125 Merci, Jouber. 974 01:06:20,457 --> 01:06:26,077 Oh, darling, thank you. They're beautiful. 975 01:06:26,163 --> 01:06:30,247 You're looking much better than you did last night. 976 01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,791 That's because today l'm a new man. 977 01:06:32,869 --> 01:06:35,827 Next time it won't be gas. lt will be the real thing. 978 01:06:35,906 --> 01:06:37,521 Such devotion. 979 01:06:43,447 --> 01:06:47,304 Oh, Elena, last night changed my life. 980 01:06:47,384 --> 01:06:51,002 This time l'm cured. l'll never gamble again... 981 01:06:51,121 --> 01:06:53,772 not if it means losing the woman l love. 982 01:06:53,857 --> 01:06:57,304 Augie, did you know Madame Van Dougen? 983 01:06:57,394 --> 01:06:58,975 That reptile? Of course l knew her. 984 01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:01,576 3 months ago in baccarat, she won a fortune from me. 985 01:07:01,832 --> 01:07:04,551 - l could have killed her. - Somebody did. 986 01:07:04,635 --> 01:07:08,025 They found her body in a suitcase hacked to pieces. 987 01:07:08,105 --> 01:07:10,858 - Murder? - No, suicide. 988 01:07:10,941 --> 01:07:12,989 Of course it was murder. 989 01:07:13,076 --> 01:07:15,590 They arrested 4 Americans in the case. 990 01:07:15,846 --> 01:07:18,326 They're still looking for the mastermind. 991 01:07:32,562 --> 01:07:33,881 - Get away from me. - lnspector? 992 01:07:33,964 --> 01:07:37,047 - Get away from me. - Of course. 993 01:07:45,442 --> 01:07:49,867 Don't worry, Madame Schwary. lt is now empty. 994 01:07:51,114 --> 01:07:53,230 Sit down. 995 01:07:53,316 --> 01:07:57,468 - Don't we have rights? - Do you know these two? 996 01:07:57,554 --> 01:08:00,068 - Never seen them before. - Me, either. 997 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:07,078 - And you? - Hey, you found my suitcase! 998 01:08:07,164 --> 01:08:10,122 lt looks like my suitcase. l'm not exactly sure. 999 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,419 Thank you. You may go now. 1000 01:08:14,471 --> 01:08:17,395 By the way, love the gruel. 1001 01:08:17,474 --> 01:08:19,021 Come on. 1002 01:08:19,109 --> 01:08:21,464 lnspector, we would've come to the police right away... 1003 01:08:21,545 --> 01:08:23,934 but we were just so afraid. 1004 01:08:24,014 --> 01:08:27,632 Madame Schwary, you have every reason to be afraid. 1005 01:08:27,718 --> 01:08:32,303 Wait a minute. l couldn't have done it. 1006 01:08:32,389 --> 01:08:35,142 At the time this woman was murdered... 1007 01:08:35,225 --> 01:08:37,307 l was with somebody else. 1008 01:08:37,394 --> 01:08:39,578 The guy l told you about--the gambler. 1009 01:08:39,663 --> 01:08:45,420 Yes, the gambler. And you have a name for this gambler? 1010 01:08:45,502 --> 01:08:51,998 - Morosco. Augie Morosco. - Morosco? Who is this guy? 1011 01:08:52,075 --> 01:08:54,430 lt's a long story. 1012 01:08:54,511 --> 01:09:00,939 Now it all falls into place. Augie Morosco is our mastermind. 1013 01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:11,141 You're a gambler, Monsieur Morosco? 1014 01:09:11,228 --> 01:09:13,378 Used to be, years ago. 1015 01:09:13,463 --> 01:09:14,543 Did you know Madame Van Dougen? 1016 01:09:14,631 --> 01:09:17,111 l did. Dream of a woman. Sent from heaven. 1017 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,952 Too good for this world. 1018 01:09:19,035 --> 01:09:23,119 3 weeks ago at the casino, you attempted to sit on her head. 1019 01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:26,027 She was cold and without a hat. 1020 01:09:27,244 --> 01:09:28,666 Come with me. 1021 01:09:37,754 --> 01:09:39,437 Do you know these two? 1022 01:09:43,994 --> 01:09:46,178 No, l don't. 1023 01:09:46,263 --> 01:09:47,742 You are absolutely certain? 1024 01:09:51,101 --> 01:09:53,752 Come to think of it, l do know them. 1025 01:09:54,004 --> 01:09:57,451 l met them on the train. l almost bought their dog. 1026 01:09:57,574 --> 01:10:00,156 Do you know whose dog that was? 1027 01:10:00,243 --> 01:10:02,564 - Yours? - Madame Van Dougen's. 1028 01:10:02,646 --> 01:10:06,594 - Another coincidence? - l guess. 1029 01:10:11,354 --> 01:10:13,436 Do you know these two? 1030 01:10:18,628 --> 01:10:21,449 - No? - No, l don't. 1031 01:10:21,531 --> 01:10:23,988 They were found with Madame Van Dougen's body... 1032 01:10:24,067 --> 01:10:25,113 in a suitcase. 1033 01:10:25,202 --> 01:10:27,989 Well, that's illogical. Why would anybody... 1034 01:10:28,071 --> 01:10:31,120 want to crawl inside a suitcase with a corpse? 1035 01:10:33,443 --> 01:10:38,801 - So, you don't know them? - No, l don't know them. 1036 01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:42,372 lnteresting. 1037 01:10:46,323 --> 01:10:47,574 Thank you. 1038 01:10:49,226 --> 01:10:51,581 That man claims just the opposite. 1039 01:10:51,661 --> 01:10:53,583 He says he was with you... 1040 01:10:53,697 --> 01:10:55,551 at the time the crime was committed. 1041 01:10:55,632 --> 01:10:57,111 Well, l'm afraid that's impossible. 1042 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,657 How do you know? l haven't told you... 1043 01:10:59,736 --> 01:11:01,454 what time the crime was committed. 1044 01:11:02,706 --> 01:11:04,185 Point well taken. 1045 01:11:04,274 --> 01:11:07,095 What time was the crime committed? 1046 01:11:07,177 --> 01:11:10,499 Last night between 1:00 and 1:30. 1047 01:11:10,580 --> 01:11:15,165 Between 1:00 and 1:30. 1048 01:11:21,625 --> 01:11:24,105 lt just so happens at that hour... 1049 01:11:24,194 --> 01:11:27,550 l was in my hotel making love to my wife. 1050 01:11:27,631 --> 01:11:30,486 l know this for a fact, because her screams of ecstasy... 1051 01:11:30,567 --> 01:11:34,287 woke up the neighborhood. Somebody actually shouted out... 1052 01:11:34,371 --> 01:11:37,295 ''lt's between 1:00 and 1:30 in the morning! 1053 01:11:37,374 --> 01:11:43,438 Give the poor woman a break!'' And so l did. 1054 01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:46,164 You wish to stand by that story? 1055 01:11:46,249 --> 01:11:49,833 - Oh, yes. lt's a good story. - Very well. 1056 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,572 l plan to investigate every detail. 1057 01:11:53,657 --> 01:11:56,740 l will hold your passport for another 48 hours. 1058 01:11:56,826 --> 01:11:59,306 You can keep it. l have lots. 1059 01:12:05,402 --> 01:12:07,222 You see, he thought he was dealing with an idiot. 1060 01:12:08,538 --> 01:12:12,122 - He thought he had me trapped. - And what did you do? 1061 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:14,130 l gave myself an ironclad alibi. 1062 01:12:14,210 --> 01:12:18,135 l told him at the time of the murder, l was in bed with you. 1063 01:12:18,214 --> 01:12:19,602 But you weren't in bed with me. 1064 01:12:19,616 --> 01:12:22,540 l know l wasn't, but you're the only one who knows... 1065 01:12:22,619 --> 01:12:23,540 l wasn't in bed with you... 1066 01:12:23,653 --> 01:12:26,133 and that is the beauty of my alibi. 1067 01:12:26,222 --> 01:12:27,575 What if the police question me? 1068 01:12:27,657 --> 01:12:30,911 lf they question you, you say l was in bed with you. 1069 01:12:31,161 --> 01:12:33,709 But if the police investigate, they'll discover... 1070 01:12:33,797 --> 01:12:35,651 it wasn't you l was in bed with. 1071 01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:47,296 Augie, how do you expect me to behave? 1072 01:12:47,377 --> 01:12:50,699 l was angry and hurt. l'm sick of your gambling. 1073 01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:52,771 First you run through your father's money... 1074 01:12:52,782 --> 01:12:54,738 till he died of a broken heart. 1075 01:12:54,818 --> 01:12:57,332 The man weighed 600 pounds and ran a marathon. 1076 01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:59,240 And now you've run through half my money. 1077 01:12:59,322 --> 01:13:02,655 Gambling is your true love, not me. 1078 01:13:02,659 --> 01:13:03,739 Madame. 1079 01:13:05,395 --> 01:13:09,752 Augie, darling, l'm so ashamed. 1080 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:13,724 l've done something terrible. But you see, the truth is-- 1081 01:13:13,803 --> 01:13:18,319 You don't understand. l just lost my alibi. 1082 01:13:18,408 --> 01:13:21,195 ls that all that's bothering you? 1083 01:13:22,545 --> 01:13:25,696 Don't you see? lf l'm caught lying... 1084 01:13:25,782 --> 01:13:26,828 they'll think l killed the little-- 1085 01:13:26,916 --> 01:13:29,430 You can relax. l'll make sure your alibi's secure. 1086 01:13:29,519 --> 01:13:32,704 No one will know it wasn't you in my bed last night. 1087 01:13:32,789 --> 01:13:38,512 You'd do that for me? Elena, l'm not worthy of you. 1088 01:13:38,595 --> 01:13:43,385 - l'm beginning to agree. - l am famished. Let's eat. 1089 01:13:46,936 --> 01:13:49,860 - A tout a l'heure. - Bonsoir, Alfonso. 1090 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,601 - He's the one? - Augie, please. 1091 01:13:59,682 --> 01:14:03,197 He's very handsome. What is he, a bullfighter? 1092 01:14:03,286 --> 01:14:06,244 - Don't do something crazy. - You've got that backwards. 1093 01:14:06,322 --> 01:14:08,608 l'd be crazy not to do something. 1094 01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:18,915 Hey, you! Yes, you. You slept with my wife, didn't you? 1095 01:14:19,002 --> 01:14:21,687 - That depends. Who's your wife? - Elena. Last night. Remember? 1096 01:14:21,771 --> 01:14:25,525 - Elena. She's married to you? - That's right, casanova. 1097 01:14:25,608 --> 01:14:27,530 We had a couple of drinks. Nothing happened. 1098 01:14:27,610 --> 01:14:31,000 - A chat. A talk. Adios. - She told me all about it. 1099 01:14:31,081 --> 01:14:33,003 OK, tan boy, you're coming with me. 1100 01:14:33,083 --> 01:14:36,439 Please do not harm me. l beg you. My face is my fortune. 1101 01:14:41,658 --> 01:14:43,842 l've had 92 professional fights. 1102 01:14:43,927 --> 01:14:47,408 Only 2 have been with men. l lost both of them. 1103 01:14:47,530 --> 01:14:52,456 Alfonso, how do you do that voodoo that you do so well? 1104 01:14:52,535 --> 01:14:55,515 - l have my secrets, Augusto. - l'm sure you do. 1105 01:14:55,605 --> 01:14:59,996 - Elena, you remember Alfonso. - Hello, Alfonso. 1106 01:15:00,076 --> 01:15:01,930 Turns out to be a sweetheart of a guy... 1107 01:15:01,945 --> 01:15:03,833 and he's going to back up my alibi. 1108 01:15:03,913 --> 01:15:07,303 - Sit, sit, sit, sit. Come on. - How nice for you. 1109 01:15:07,383 --> 01:15:11,365 lsn't it? Now, Al, so that we don't get our wires crossed... 1110 01:15:11,454 --> 01:15:13,502 what time did you say you arrived in my room? 1111 01:15:13,590 --> 01:15:15,569 - 11:30 ish. - And then what happened? 1112 01:15:15,658 --> 01:15:19,708 - Well, Elena and l began to-- - Skip the details. 1113 01:15:19,796 --> 01:15:22,481 - What time were you through? - You're demented, Augie. 1114 01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:24,453 l've got to get the facts straight. 1115 01:15:24,534 --> 01:15:27,856 So what time did you wrap things up, uh, 11:45? 1116 01:15:27,937 --> 01:15:32,021 12:00. Uh, 12:30. Closer to 1:00. 1117 01:15:33,576 --> 01:15:41,984 An hour and a half? How can you do it for an hour and a half? 1118 01:15:42,051 --> 01:15:47,375 - So then what? - l heard footsteps at the door. 1119 01:15:47,457 --> 01:15:50,608 Naturally l assumed that it was you, so l left immediately. 1120 01:15:50,693 --> 01:15:53,947 - Did anyone see you? - No. l went through the window. 1121 01:15:54,030 --> 01:15:57,352 - What about room service? - You ordered up room service? 1122 01:15:57,433 --> 01:15:58,718 Ah, yes. At a certain moment... 1123 01:15:58,801 --> 01:16:00,587 the waiter brought us a bottle of cognac. 1124 01:16:00,670 --> 01:16:02,353 Well, l'm not paying for it. 1125 01:16:02,438 --> 01:16:04,827 l'm trying to recall if the waiter saw my face. 1126 01:16:04,941 --> 01:16:06,431 Think, man. 1127 01:16:06,442 --> 01:16:10,731 Now l remember. When he knocked, l opened the door just a crack. 1128 01:16:10,813 --> 01:16:13,327 Then l put my arm out and grabbed the bottle. 1129 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:15,839 He could've recognized your arm, a ring, a watch, a bracelet. 1130 01:16:15,919 --> 01:16:19,537 No. l was wearing nothing... except for your robe. 1131 01:16:19,622 --> 01:16:22,511 - My brocade robe? - Sir That one. 1132 01:16:22,592 --> 01:16:25,914 Oh, perfect! lt's perfect! 1133 01:16:27,564 --> 01:16:35,494 When this is over, l promise to mend your broken heart. 1134 01:16:35,905 --> 01:16:37,918 l'll be with you night and day. 1135 01:16:38,007 --> 01:16:40,726 We'll go to Paris. We'll walk in the tuileries. 1136 01:16:40,810 --> 01:16:46,931 We'll eat in that funny little cafe in Monmom. 1137 01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:49,473 - Montmartre. - Montmartre, of course. 1138 01:16:49,485 --> 01:16:51,840 Oh, God, l love it when you correct me. 1139 01:16:51,921 --> 01:16:54,435 Oh, darling, l know l've been a disappointment to you... 1140 01:16:54,524 --> 01:16:57,948 but l'll change... beginning now. 1141 01:17:00,630 --> 01:17:01,983 Good, the cognac. 1142 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:13,994 - Careful! lt's attached. - Darling, we have guests. 1143 01:17:14,077 --> 01:17:16,557 Nice to see you, inspector, detective. 1144 01:17:16,646 --> 01:17:19,194 Let me introduce you to my wife Madame Morosco. 1145 01:17:19,449 --> 01:17:23,146 - How do you do? - This is your wife? 1146 01:17:23,152 --> 01:17:25,666 Why do people keep asking that? 1147 01:17:25,755 --> 01:17:27,438 Madame Morosco, forgive me... 1148 01:17:27,523 --> 01:17:29,980 but l must ask a potentially embarrassing question. 1149 01:17:30,059 --> 01:17:33,108 Who was in this room last night with you... 1150 01:17:33,196 --> 01:17:35,653 between midnight and 1:30? 1151 01:17:41,237 --> 01:17:42,920 My husband. 1152 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:46,692 - Bonsoir, monsieur. - Hey, look who's here. 1153 01:17:46,776 --> 01:17:48,926 lt's Antoine. Come in, my good man. 1154 01:17:49,012 --> 01:17:50,593 Would you mind telling the inspector... 1155 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,660 who was in this room last night between midnight and 1:30? 1156 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:58,232 Monsieur Morosco. l brought him a bottle of Gaston de Lagrange. 1157 01:17:58,488 --> 01:18:01,503 He was wearing this very same robe. 1158 01:18:01,591 --> 01:18:04,640 Oh, thank you, Antoine. And this is for you, my good man. 1159 01:18:04,727 --> 01:18:06,513 Now take the cognac and get out. 1160 01:18:06,596 --> 01:18:08,780 - Meoci, monsieuor - Now. Move. 1161 01:18:08,865 --> 01:18:11,151 Very nice waiter. As he was last night. 1162 01:18:11,234 --> 01:18:13,691 Very well. Your alibi is intact. 1163 01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:15,123 You doubted me, inspector. 1164 01:18:15,204 --> 01:18:17,183 l've learned over the years to never lie... 1165 01:18:17,273 --> 01:18:18,456 to an officer of the law. 1166 01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:20,964 The policeman is always your friend. 1167 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:23,160 Have a nice weekend. 1168 01:18:23,246 --> 01:18:25,635 Those fools. 1169 01:18:27,183 --> 01:18:30,539 There is one other small detail. 1170 01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:33,635 Of course. Always eager to help. 1171 01:18:33,723 --> 01:18:35,975 - Come with me. - Go. 1172 01:18:47,637 --> 01:18:51,289 Last night, at exactly 1 A.M... . 1173 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:53,259 the mechanic in the hotel garage... 1174 01:18:53,343 --> 01:18:56,267 saw a figure come out this window... 1175 01:18:56,346 --> 01:19:01,568 and go down the fire escape. l assume that was you. 1176 01:19:01,651 --> 01:19:05,633 - But of course it was me. - l see. Very well. 1177 01:19:05,722 --> 01:19:09,772 Let us re-enact your journey, shall we? 1178 01:19:09,859 --> 01:19:12,145 Of course l will. 1179 01:19:18,234 --> 01:19:19,747 No big deal. 1180 01:19:38,254 --> 01:19:40,734 Augie, what are you doing? 1181 01:19:40,823 --> 01:19:42,245 l'm making a police training film. 1182 01:19:42,325 --> 01:19:44,714 What do you think l'm doing? 1183 01:19:46,095 --> 01:19:47,050 Oh, God! 1184 01:19:57,974 --> 01:19:59,896 Oh, pain. 1185 01:20:06,282 --> 01:20:07,897 That's worse than a rug burn. 1186 01:20:07,984 --> 01:20:09,906 And where did you go from here? 1187 01:20:09,986 --> 01:20:15,140 l believe l walked across this beam. 1188 01:20:15,224 --> 01:20:19,911 - Well, good night. - After you. 1189 01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:22,948 Sure. 1190 01:21:25,695 --> 01:21:26,844 God. 1191 01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:32,014 - You came into this room? - Yes, l did. 1192 01:21:32,101 --> 01:21:35,787 How convenient. The room where Madame Van Dougen was murdered. 1193 01:21:40,977 --> 01:21:43,298 - Could you slow down? - Easy. 1194 01:21:43,379 --> 01:21:45,893 When is this thing going to end? 1195 01:21:45,982 --> 01:21:50,703 - You! You're hurting my arm. - The time now is 1:10. 1196 01:21:50,786 --> 01:21:53,675 - What a nightmare! - This is the victim's watch. 1197 01:21:53,756 --> 01:21:58,944 As you see, it has stopped at the moment of the crime--1:10. 1198 01:22:03,399 --> 01:22:06,482 Oh, no! l didn't do it. 1199 01:22:06,736 --> 01:22:08,692 l've never been in this room before in my life! 1200 01:22:08,771 --> 01:22:11,888 l lied about everything. You got to believe me! 1201 01:22:11,974 --> 01:22:13,987 l'm innocent! 1202 01:22:14,076 --> 01:22:16,465 Please take a seat, Monsieur Morosco. 1203 01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:20,995 OK, but l'm still innocent. l don't know why l'm here. 1204 01:22:21,083 --> 01:22:23,734 l didn't do anything. l'm innocent. 1205 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:41,292 Sir? May l see that matchbook? Thank you. 1206 01:22:46,576 --> 01:22:48,134 Here's your man, Bonnard. 1207 01:22:48,144 --> 01:22:50,192 Look at him--he's got guilt written all over him. 1208 01:22:50,279 --> 01:22:53,203 - Me? - You all had the motives. 1209 01:22:53,282 --> 01:22:56,467 This one--this one was so desperate for money... 1210 01:22:56,552 --> 01:22:59,100 he tried to sell me a dog he didn't own! 1211 01:22:59,221 --> 01:23:02,145 And you! You were insane last night! 1212 01:23:02,224 --> 01:23:04,738 lnspector, the man was frothing at the mouth! 1213 01:23:04,827 --> 01:23:08,308 Ask anyone who saw him in the casino. He was violent. 1214 01:23:08,397 --> 01:23:11,286 lf anyone in this room is capable of murder, it's Schwary! 1215 01:23:11,367 --> 01:23:13,517 - Why, l ought to-- - Monsieur! 1216 01:23:13,603 --> 01:23:16,424 Wait a minute! Let go! My husband may be capable... 1217 01:23:16,505 --> 01:23:18,154 of a lot of lowbrow, moronic behavior... 1218 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:20,458 but he's too much of a coward to commit murder. 1219 01:23:20,543 --> 01:23:21,521 Thank you. 1220 01:23:22,878 --> 01:23:25,460 Look, inspector, come on. What more do you want? 1221 01:23:25,548 --> 01:23:28,062 The man was eating the evidence, for God's sake. 1222 01:23:28,184 --> 01:23:30,266 l'm innocent. l didn't do it! 1223 01:23:30,353 --> 01:23:32,810 l've never made love for an hour and a half in my life! 1224 01:23:32,888 --> 01:23:34,810 Ask my wife. She'll tell you. 1225 01:23:34,890 --> 01:23:37,814 That's precisely what l intend to do. 1226 01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:38,905 Sit down. 1227 01:23:40,329 --> 01:23:42,445 Elena, darling. 1228 01:23:46,268 --> 01:23:49,590 Madame, we are now at the hour of truth. 1229 01:23:49,605 --> 01:23:54,963 Lives are at stake. Pitiful lives, but lives nevertheless. 1230 01:23:55,044 --> 01:23:56,966 Now, who was the man... 1231 01:23:57,046 --> 01:24:01,096 that crawled out the window of Suite 801 last night? 1232 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,984 - My husband. - Elena, the truth... 1233 01:24:16,065 --> 01:24:17,418 no matter how awful it may be. 1234 01:24:17,433 --> 01:24:19,412 Who were you in bed with last night? 1235 01:24:19,502 --> 01:24:22,482 - Say his name. - Augie Morosco. 1236 01:24:24,573 --> 01:24:26,552 The woman is a compulsive liar. 1237 01:24:26,642 --> 01:24:28,621 She's only saying that to protect me. 1238 01:24:28,878 --> 01:24:31,028 Because in fact, my wife, at the hour of the crime... 1239 01:24:31,113 --> 01:24:34,332 was in the arms of another man. And that man, Mr. lnspector... 1240 01:24:34,417 --> 01:24:36,931 is the real murderer of Madame Van Dougen. 1241 01:24:37,019 --> 01:24:39,943 - Alfonso de la Pena? - Alfonso-- 1242 01:24:40,022 --> 01:24:41,944 Monte Carlo is a small town. 1243 01:24:42,024 --> 01:24:43,946 Please take a seat, Madame Morosco. 1244 01:24:44,026 --> 01:24:48,008 - You, too. - Senor de la Pena... 1245 01:24:48,097 --> 01:24:49,519 come in, please. 1246 01:24:52,134 --> 01:24:54,853 l believe you owe me an explanation, inspector. 1247 01:24:54,937 --> 01:24:58,521 l intend to do just that. 1248 01:24:58,607 --> 01:25:02,088 Tell us, if you will, Senor de la Pena... 1249 01:25:02,178 --> 01:25:04,260 were you in Madame Morosco's suite... 1250 01:25:04,346 --> 01:25:06,325 at L'hotel de Paris last evening? 1251 01:25:13,122 --> 01:25:14,942 Absolutely not. 1252 01:25:15,024 --> 01:25:17,982 Who is this gentleman, may l ask? 1253 01:25:24,233 --> 01:25:26,383 What is it, Monsieur Peters? 1254 01:25:28,971 --> 01:25:33,897 lt's the shoes... from the bushes. 1255 01:25:38,647 --> 01:25:41,969 lt's him! He's the murderer! 1256 01:25:42,051 --> 01:25:45,635 No! lt was not me! 1257 01:25:45,721 --> 01:25:49,043 Yes, l admit it was l who was in the bushes last night... 1258 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:50,410 but l am certainly not guilty... 1259 01:25:50,493 --> 01:25:52,472 of the murder of Madame Van Dougen! 1260 01:25:52,561 --> 01:25:55,212 Please continue, Senor de la Pena. 1261 01:25:58,300 --> 01:26:04,364 You see, l was to meet... 1262 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:07,227 Claire at 1:00. 1263 01:26:07,309 --> 01:26:09,732 No one was to know of our encounters. 1264 01:26:09,979 --> 01:26:12,231 lt was her wish. 1265 01:26:12,314 --> 01:26:15,067 But when l arrived in madame's bedroom... 1266 01:26:15,151 --> 01:26:17,233 she was not there. 1267 01:26:17,319 --> 01:26:19,173 What did you see in the bedroom? 1268 01:26:19,255 --> 01:26:20,973 Nothing unusual. 1269 01:26:21,056 --> 01:26:24,036 Her bed was turned down as always. 1270 01:26:24,126 --> 01:26:26,481 Her powder blue negligee was carefully laid... 1271 01:26:26,595 --> 01:26:27,948 at the bottom of the bed... 1272 01:26:28,030 --> 01:26:30,316 but there was no sign of madame. 1273 01:26:30,399 --> 01:26:31,582 l left by the front door. 1274 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,715 lmmediately l heard someone coming up the drive. 1275 01:26:33,803 --> 01:26:37,387 lt was this couple returning Napoleon. 1276 01:26:37,473 --> 01:26:39,088 l quickly ducked into the bushes... 1277 01:26:39,175 --> 01:26:43,009 to honor madame's vow of secrecy. 1278 01:26:43,012 --> 01:26:45,264 When they left, l left. 1279 01:26:45,347 --> 01:26:46,393 l have nothing left to say. 1280 01:26:46,482 --> 01:26:47,494 l saw nothing more. 1281 01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:48,595 l can't believe... 1282 01:26:48,684 --> 01:26:50,470 after an hour and a half with this guy's wife... 1283 01:26:50,553 --> 01:26:52,100 you and the old woman were-- 1284 01:26:52,188 --> 01:26:53,701 lt's what l do. 1285 01:26:53,789 --> 01:26:56,678 Very interesting. 1286 01:26:56,759 --> 01:26:59,512 Don't you agree, Madame DePaul? 1287 01:26:59,595 --> 01:27:01,677 Didn't you tell me the only chore you did... 1288 01:27:01,764 --> 01:27:03,186 the night of the crime... 1289 01:27:03,265 --> 01:27:05,654 was to prepare Madame Van Dougen's evening meal? 1290 01:27:05,734 --> 01:27:07,417 Yes, that's correct. 1291 01:27:07,503 --> 01:27:12,054 Did you not also tell me you took the 7:50 train... 1292 01:27:12,174 --> 01:27:13,562 to Saint Cloud Sur Mer? 1293 01:27:13,676 --> 01:27:16,133 Yes, that's also correct. 1294 01:27:16,212 --> 01:27:18,225 Then you were not in the house... 1295 01:27:18,314 --> 01:27:20,771 to turn down madame's bed as always... 1296 01:27:20,850 --> 01:27:23,205 and lay out her powder blue negligee... 1297 01:27:23,285 --> 01:27:26,402 as senor described when he was in the room... 1298 01:27:26,488 --> 01:27:27,773 at approximately 1:15. 1299 01:27:27,857 --> 01:27:29,438 No. We-- 1300 01:27:29,525 --> 01:27:31,049 Then tell me, if you would... 1301 01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:34,814 how the bed became remade when this photograph was taken... 1302 01:27:35,097 --> 01:27:39,454 about 45 minutes after Alfonso de la Pena left the bedroom? 1303 01:27:42,538 --> 01:27:47,054 l propose you never left on the 7:50 train. 1304 01:27:47,176 --> 01:27:51,499 As a matter of fact, you never left the villa at all. 1305 01:27:51,580 --> 01:27:56,096 l propose you were in the garage disposing of the body... 1306 01:27:56,185 --> 01:27:58,506 when Senor de la Pena showed up. 1307 01:27:58,587 --> 01:28:03,138 He saw the unmade bed and slipped away. 1308 01:28:03,225 --> 01:28:05,409 You returned and remade the bed... 1309 01:28:05,494 --> 01:28:08,474 in a desperate attempt to cover your tracks. 1310 01:28:10,199 --> 01:28:13,646 - lt wasn't my idea. - Shut up, you fool! 1311 01:28:46,302 --> 01:28:50,284 l'd like to propose a toast to Napoleon... 1312 01:28:50,372 --> 01:28:52,351 not only because he's the only dog l know... 1313 01:28:52,441 --> 01:28:54,454 that has his own stock portfolio... 1314 01:28:54,543 --> 01:28:56,727 but because he led me to Phoebe. 1315 01:28:56,812 --> 01:29:00,703 And for that, l will be eternally grateful. 1316 01:29:00,783 --> 01:29:03,399 - Cheers. - To Napoleon. 1317 01:29:03,485 --> 01:29:06,807 Where else but Monte Carlo would a cop arrest you one day... 1318 01:29:06,922 --> 01:29:09,402 and then buy you the finest champagne the next? 1319 01:29:09,491 --> 01:29:11,743 l bought the champagne. 1320 01:29:11,827 --> 01:29:15,308 Honey, this stuff has got to be 200 bucks a pop! 1321 01:29:15,431 --> 01:29:19,447 - That's chicken feed. - Marilyn, what is this? 1322 01:29:19,535 --> 01:29:23,551 This, Neil, is the 2 1/2 million francs l won at roulette. 1323 01:29:23,639 --> 01:29:27,757 That's half a million American smackaroos, and it's all mine. 1324 01:29:27,843 --> 01:29:30,596 Honey, you won! 1325 01:29:30,679 --> 01:29:33,603 l think we need to see a kinder... 1326 01:29:33,716 --> 01:29:36,571 a gentler Neil Schwary in the future, don't you? 1327 01:29:36,652 --> 01:29:41,578 Or maybe l'll take you back, and give it to you the way... 1328 01:29:41,590 --> 01:29:44,548 you've been giving it to me the past 10 years. 1329 01:29:44,626 --> 01:29:51,896 Yes! l deserve it, Marilyn. Take me back. 1330 01:29:53,302 --> 01:29:54,951 l'll think about it. 1331 01:29:57,740 --> 01:29:58,752 Ladies and gentlemen... 1332 01:29:58,841 --> 01:30:01,924 l hope you have learned a valuable lesson. 1333 01:30:02,011 --> 01:30:05,492 All your trouble came from your mistrust and fear. 1334 01:30:05,581 --> 01:30:08,436 ln the future, try to be honest with the police. 1335 01:30:12,821 --> 01:30:16,609 Bonsoir And if you get into any further trouble... 1336 01:30:16,692 --> 01:30:18,648 - please... - Don't call. 1337 01:30:27,836 --> 01:30:33,388 - You know, it's funny. - Yes, it is. 1338 01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:42,501 When you leave $20 million to a dog... 1339 01:30:42,584 --> 01:30:45,200 you're asking to be murdered. 1340 01:30:45,287 --> 01:30:48,211 So, what becomes of the $20 million? 1341 01:30:48,290 --> 01:30:52,215 l suppose whoever gets custody of the dog... 1342 01:30:52,294 --> 01:30:54,410 gets custody of the money. 1343 01:31:08,043 --> 01:31:12,969 The dog--one of life's misunderstood creatures... 1344 01:31:13,048 --> 01:31:15,972 to whom no man is truly worthy. 1345 01:31:17,986 --> 01:31:20,307 lt's what l do.